🎮│game

[bleak pike]

Do we know the CPU yet

[small comet]

kirby rerelease as well

[small comet]

almost certain we only know on release when it gets taken apart

[bleak pike]

Didn't the original switch list the CPU on the launch page

[quiet vault]

finally a good game

[bleak pike]

Hol up.

[small comet]

Launch titles:

• MarioKart World
• MarioParty Jamboree + Jamboree TV
• BOTW Switch 2 Edition
• TOTK Switch 2 Edition
• Drag&Drive

First Party titles:

• Hyrule Warriors Age of Imprisonment
• Kirby Air Riders
• Donkey Kong Bananza
• Metroid Prime 4 Beyond

Enhanced versions (only upgrade dlc needed if you own switch version):

• BOTW
• TOTK
• MarioParty Jamboree
• Kirby Forgotten Land

Non-exclusive titles:

• Pokemon Z-A (Switch 2 version is enhanced over Switch 1)

Third Party Titles:

• Elden Ring
• Hades II
• SF6
• Deamon X Machina
• Split Fiction
• EA FC
• Madden NFL
• Hogwash with Stacy (Hogwarts Legacy)
• THPS 3+4
• Hitman World of Assassination
• Project 007
• Bravely Default
• Yakuza 0
• deltarune
• BL4
• CIV7
• WWE 2k25
• NBA 2k25
• Survival Kids
• Enter the Gungeon 2
• CP2077 Ultimate Edition
• FF7 Remake Intergrade
• Kunitsu-Gami: Path of the Goddess
• Hollow Knight: Silksong
• Story of Seasons
• Goodnight Universe
• Two Point Museum
• Wild Heart S
• Witchbrook
• Puyo Puyo Teris 2S
• Rune Factory Guardian of Azuma
• Marvel Comics Invasion
• Star Wars Outlaws
• Nobunagas Ambitions: Awakening Complete Edition
• Fast Fusion
• Shadow Labyrinth
• RAIDOU Remastered: The Mystery of the Soulless Army
• No Sleep For Kaname Date - From AI: The Somnium Files
• REANIMAL
• Fortnite
• Arcade Archives 2 RIDGE RACER
• Professor Layton and the New World of Steam
• Tamagotchi Plaza
• Human Fall Flat 2
• The Duskbloods

[umbral crow]

Woah we getting a rocket league competitor

[bleak pike]

Is this basically wheelchair basketball

[small comet]

ill edit this during the direct

[small comet]

yes

[bleak pike]

I feel noticed

[small comet]

suddenly callum liked nintendo

all it took was 1 wheelchair game

[bleak pike]

Oh wow

[umbral crow]

wow

didn't expect elden ring ngl

[bleak pike]

Same

[small comet]

now i really wonder what they packed in there for CPU/GPU

[umbral crow]

silky smooth 15 fps

[bleak pike]

That horse was pixelated af

[umbral crow]

It's probably just an updated nvidia apu, I don't have high hopes for its performance, it doesnt seem to be their focus

[bleak pike]

I just wish the switch had options for third party apps, Id love to use steam link/moonlight

[umbral crow]

I'm surprised they're charging for their switch 2 "tour" game, given that Sony gave out astro bot for free.

[fading spade]

Elden Ring?!
How much more powerful is switch 2???

[orchid prism]

It's all relative.

[sinful cobalt]

Walmart

[bleak pike]

Split fiction makes sense

[umbral crow]

They'd rather make their own Discord than put it on the console

[orchid prism]

And then quietly shut it down once the console is no longer relevant to them 😄

[bleak pike]

Oh god hogwarts

Hahahaha

[small comet]

not what eye toy was about but also more about the name not the concept of a camera

[quiet vault]

this gonna be a slideshow

[orchid prism]

It could have been heh.

[bleak pike]

It looks so play dough

[fringe salmon]

Tetra 239 which is a cutdown of the t234 it seems

[orchid prism]

Ah of course. Larger number, less potent.

https://tenor.com/view/naruhodo-anime-weeb-i-see-glasses-gif-14617903

[bleak pike]

Them frame drops

[umbral crow]

DAMN GOLDENEYE

[bleak pike]

https://tenor.com/view/abell46s-reface-007-james-bond-gif-18783897

[orchid prism]

Watch as it still plays like absolute ass with framedrops.

[umbral crow]

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-english-mr-bean-oh-frick-oh-no-gif-24572317

[proper basin]

https://tenor.com/view/dame-da-ne-guy-yakuza-kazuma-kiryu-lets-dance-freddy-fazbear-freddy-fazbear-gif-436531657575880067

[bleak pike]

I'm waiting for Skyrim

[umbral crow]

Another hyrule warriors?

[small comet]

zelda again?

are we playing as cow king this time

[umbral crow]

Those jaggy edges tho

[small comet]

oh its hyrule warrior

[proper basin]

More hyrule warriors nice

[umbral crow]

called it from the dev logo

[bleak pike]

Graphics are still poop

But also what is it

[umbral crow]

hack n slash babyy

[bleak pike]

Is it one of those you control multiple people

[small comet]

mow down hords of enemies with each attack

[bleak pike]

Oh

[small comet]

and ofc they try to get me to pay for the expansion

[umbral crow]

new smash confirmed

[small comet]

fudge you nintendo

fudge you

[umbral crow]

new GC controller = new smash bros

[small comet]

that controller will be sold out so fast

hahaha yeah no

bl4 will be a disaster

[umbral crow]

i dont wanna play BL4, let alone on a switch 😭

[small comet]

i see this is the bad games no one wants section

[bleak pike]

Lol

[umbral crow]

uhh it's freozen

[small comet]

ye

[umbral crow]

Damn I'd love to see what games these are

[fringe salmon]

Subscribe to see the rest

[bleak pike]

The audio was out of sync all this time also right

[umbral crow]

oh no

[bleak pike]

Before the freeze

[umbral crow]

Yeah, audio is going forward but video has gone back

[small comet]

yeah they went back it seems and audio is now completely fudged

CP2077 on the switch2? hahahahha yeah sure

[bleak pike]

Cyberpunk 2077??? Hshahahash

No wonder the stream is having issues

[small comet]

the switch its running on crashed

ah thanks

just cutting to the current game

[bleak pike]

Hahahaha

I wanted to see cyberpunk 😂

[fringe salmon]

Just the US stream that has had issues btw

[small comet]

lol

[bleak pike]

Star wars outlaws

[umbral crow]

Outlaws is crazy too

[proper basin]

SILKSONG

[small comet]

man these devs must be confident that all of these run on the switch 2

[bleak pike]

Fortnite makes sense

Was kinda bleh on the switch though

[small comet]

tamagotchi plaza lets go

[bleak pike]

I switched to the glorious UK stream

[trim rock]

U got a loicense for that m8

[umbral crow]

oh no

the rozzers are here

We getting a fromsoftware castlevania?

[small comet]

what the shii is duskbloods

[umbral crow]

wow and exclusive

Yet they can't make a bloodborne 2, that's crazy

[bleak pike]

Where'd Skyrim

[small comet]

switch 1 version

more?

[bleak pike]

But we need enhanced enhanced

[umbral crow]

New smash finally

I wanna see who's in it

[bleak pike]

Kirby

[small comet]

ye kirby is in

and zelda

and the princess from zelda

and that one guy with blue hair

inb4 just a new kirby game

[bleak pike]

Lol

[umbral crow]

wait kirby racing over smash

[small comet]

HAHAHAHA

[umbral crow]

wtaf

[small comet]

the chat got bamboozled

[umbral crow]

They WILD for that one

[bleak pike]

Jesus Christ

[umbral crow]

NOW it's smash, right?

oh noooo

[small comet]

AHHAHAA no smash

[bleak pike]

Definitely

Omg

Hahahahababa

[small comet]

its just unkempt and unwashed kong

[umbral crow]

What a donkey

[bleak pike]

Graphics look so meh

So many games launching after

[small comet]

digital bundle at least

[umbral crow]

I'm still holding out for smash, gonna be a steve jobs coded "one more thing" surely

or not, rip.

[proper basin]

Good direct

[quiet vault]

atleast we got one good game (mariokart)

[umbral crow]

120fps mario kart, ready to stream it at 5fps to your friends

[quiet vault]

it looked laggy on the switch but smooth on the tv

[umbral crow]

I'm wondering if they're gonna use some sort of DLSS for the 4k upscaling since it's an nvidia chip.

Also wondering if the 120fps is some nvidia AI trickery too

[pure bear]

ofc its going to be

fps and resolution are made up welcome to 2025

[umbral crow]

" Nvidia's RTX 30-series Ampere architecture, with some backported elements from the latest Ada Lovelace GPUs"

You right, definitely

[proper basin]

Ye upscaling is a definite

[buoyant osprey]

Bloodborne 2 is a Switch 2 exclusive

Looking forward to the inevitable Switch 2 emulator then

[pure bear]

another shitty nintendo wallet faceslap

[umbral crow]

How they can charge for their astro bot equivalent is wild

[pure bear]

modern consumerism

you can charge for EVERYTHING

i mean we have cars where the seat heater is a subscription

apple released a phone without a charger

... etc

i should make a bakery where i charge for a arsenic-free guarantee on croissants

the normal ones could have some you better pay up

[umbral crow]

I'm gonna start charging people on discord for me reading their messages 😈

[orchid prism]

Thankfully we have plenty of ways around that.

[umbral crow]

Not very capitalist of you 😩

[proper basin]

Denying extra charges is definitely capitalism

[umbral crow]

Can't wait to give the switch 2 a go though, will be definitely fun for 5 minutes

[bleak pike]

Wonder how much more it'll be

[proper basin]

I saw its 450 usd

[orchid prism]

I sure can't wait to try out my Switch 2 on the Personal Computer System.

[bleak pike]

With the games you backed up yourself right?

Right?....

[orchid prism]

https://tenor.com/view/walrus-indeed-agreed-yes-true-gif-5801748

[umbral crow]

Lack of oled is crazy too tbh

[proper basin]

For real

Was really hoping to see an oled model

[sinful cobalt]

after 5 years

[umbral crow]

Makes the steam deck look like even more of a bargain

[orchid prism]

Gotta have an upgrade they can sell to you later.

[sinful cobalt]

[orchid prism]

L O L

[umbral crow]

"subject to digital download availability

[small comet]

wasnt it duskbloods?

[buoyant osprey]

Yes

[novel umbra]

yes

bloodborne IP right is partially sonys

[small comet]

ah thats explains it

[maiden tulip]

Switch online priority program pog

Initial invitation emails will be delivered on a first-come, first-serve basis to eligible registrants who meet the priority criteria. Invitees will have 72 hours from the time when the email is sent to complete their purchase.

Priority requirements are as follows: As of 4/2/2025, (i) you must have been the one who purchased any Nintendo Switch Online membership, (ii) you must have had any paid Nintendo Switch Online membership for a minimum of 12 months, and (iii) you must have opted in to share gameplay data and have at least 50 hours total gameplay hours.

I've had switch online since the first day it became available

On auto renew

[pure bear]

tier 1 sucka :P

[maiden tulip]

Look...

I love nintendo

You guys know that

[small comet]

not for eu apparently

gg

or well i cant find the eu page

[maiden tulip]

https://www.nintendo.com/en-ca/gaming-systems/switch-2/how-to-buy/ @small comet

Scroll down

[small comet]

en-ca

[maiden tulip]

may redirect you to the eu one?

[small comet]

nope

[maiden tulip]

I was on the us one at first and it popped up being like oh ur in canada click here

Sad

Maybe the page just ain't up yet

[novel estuary]

that page seems to be US and Canada only, I've tried all language codes I could imagine 😄

[hardy merlin]

Oh, f off Greedtendo

[mellow garden]

That’ll be Steam etc next year anyway

[hardy merlin]

80€ for MK9, 90€ for MK9 cart, they lost it completely

[mellow garden]

Nah, it’ll sell because it’s Nintendo

[hardy merlin]

I know it'll sell
That's the worst part

[mellow garden]

Consoles are insanely popular in middle earning households at this point

Lower income brackets really aren’t the target audience anymore

[hardy merlin]

Good thing I don't care about AAA titles

[mellow garden]

You’ve effectively been priced out already

[novel estuary]

they ever were?

[maiden tulip]

It's 79.99 cad if you buy it w the console

When i refistered for the bundle

[maiden tulip]

tbh... this was expected

[hardy merlin]

Not worth it
I'll download and emulate it
They can suck me off

[maiden tulip]

Gta has leaks of being the same price point

[mellow garden]

Once you account for inflation, the $10 increase in 2020 has been eliminated already

[maiden tulip]

Yep

[mellow garden]

Maybe $100 GTA VI will be really after all

[maiden tulip]

It's honestly a normal increase when you look at it

Look at the price of an n64 game in today's money and you'll have a heart attack

[mellow garden]

I don’t think the prices are an issue

[hardy merlin]

Compare it not to inflation but to wages and yeah
But whatever, defend multibillion corporations, whatever
kthxbye

[maiden tulip]

It's basic economics cals

[novel estuary]

as if it ever was a question that there's going to be some version >$100

[maiden tulip]

Yeah we have less buying power because wages haven't followed inflation as of late

[mellow garden]

Me in the niche keyboard community

[novel estuary]

now's the hard question... will I get another console just for that one game I'm going to play for some time and never touch the thing again... like every time before again?

[maiden tulip]

Damn cals is salty

Videogames are one of the few things who's been basically inflation exempt

Does it suck that we pay more for games yeah

But it's expected at this point

[weary sage]

Is the wooting he60+ good for overwatch 2?

[maiden tulip]

its a keyboard it won't make you good at games

it types and plays games

[weary sage]

Bro, I've been using a cheap Chinese keyboard before I ordered the Wooting, so I think it will make me better 🙂

[fading spade]

So expensive :'(

[outer pollen]

wtf

[nimble current]

good thing nobody has to buy it

[maiden tulip]

70usd is the same price as other game consoles

No big deal

[outer pollen]

I honestly haven’t bought a full price game in a while

[maiden tulip]

And you still have that option its called waiting for a sale

[outer pollen]

We know how long those sales take for Nintendo

[pure bear]

oof

[outer pollen]

Took years for me to get Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze on sale

[maiden tulip]

I mean

It's videogames not a charity

[outer pollen]

Yeh that’s why I don’t think I’ll be buying a switch 2 within the first year hopefully we get an emulator for the Steamdeck

[maiden tulip]

You wanted to buy a 5090 which is way above inflation rates but then you complain about the switch's price

confused noises

Literally took everyone to reason with you into not buying one

Because your 4090 was fine

[proper basin]

screw economics we need mikunomics

[narrow junco]

Everything costs 1 leek?

[proper basin]

at least 2

you cant dance with just one

[narrow junco]

I will consider this offer

[iron oak]

Okay, so from what I’ve seen. You need to pay for a Nintendo online subscription to use the internet you pay for. You pay for the switch. You are paying for new titles to play. They advertised an essentially a tech demo which is a paid title? I feel like this launch Nintendo has gotten extra greedy???

[quiet vault]

i got 2 lemons

what can i get for that

[iron oak]

deez nuts

[orchid prism]

The prices seem to include tariffs.

[outer pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-26293399

[quiet vault]

frogs are cool

oh

[native raptor]

of course there will be a link between wages and the basics like housing and food but with non basics prices are much more elastic with inflation/production cost

[iron oak]

The EU has tariffs on Chinese goods?

I don’t see why eu would be affected by America tariffs (I also am not a economic student)

[maiden tulip]

Moumounomics

[proper basin]

Doing pbo economics

[maiden tulip]

Mario kart bundle is 700 that's 488usd where as in the us it retails for 500usd for the same bundle

@iron oak so no we don't pay for american tarrifs as it's cheaper in canada than the us

I think you're just confusing the fact that eu has taxes i cluded in the price

[orchid prism]

I was referring to the US pricing.

[maiden tulip]

But honestly its a small price difference

[little cape]

i see people hating on nintendo switch 2

[proper basin]

I love a lot of the changes but the chat button

Im lucky i have a friend i borrow online from

[little cape]

forza mario kart

[little cape]

i also think its kinda dumb i gotta pay for an enhanced version for the zelda games that i already owned

[barren pewter]

spacers choice edition moment

[little cape]

but to each their own who want to support that Nintendo garbage

you finally get laggy discord features on the switch

[proper basin]

Thought the switch 2 upgrades were free if you own the game

[little cape]

naw if you pay for their online the upgrade is free

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmDD7JSfhcE

they talk about it near the end of the video

[maiden tulip]

Seems like a good deal

Also fits with what they were doing previously

Free dlc for online members

Also remember switch online is pretty cheap

And has family plans

I literally have everyone on my plan and split the cost

[little cape]

yeah them not totally fucking people over by removing the gold coin system and then telling customers they got to use their coupon vouchers on switch one games only

[maiden tulip]

Because i was already paying for it for nico and i so i just added my brother and his gf

[little cape]

this is true

[maiden tulip]

So we just ended up splitting the cost

[little cape]

we shall see how the pricing is because $700 for a console with a game is crazy pricing

can buy a steam deck for cheaper and run most of my pc games

[proper basin]

Yeah im in a family plan with a friend cuz he had extra slots since he only has his kids use it really

[orchid prism]

Hahaha. I was right. They ARE selling fake cartridges that are just a license key.

Time to download all of your Switch 2 games.

You will own nothing et cetera

[little cape]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-mamma-mia-gif-12730074586093078200

[umbral crow]

Can't wait for nintendo to ruin the 2nd hand game market

I'm guessing they're gonna try and take more measures to prevent piracy by not allowing you to dump roms

[little cape]

at least to distract you from the switch 2 bullshit they made a wireless gamecube controller

[umbral crow]

Without smash bros to use it on ;_;

[little cape]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MvkSVs8f_w

i wonder how fast this is going to sell out

[proper basin]

yes

[little cape]

https://tenor.com/view/xrd-exrd-crypto-btc-eth-gif-23801255

[maiden tulip]

?

How are they fake cartridges

You're just paying for a dlc to improve the game on the old switch games

Doesn't make the game cartridges "fake"

[iron oak]

Ohhh, different taxes I was thinking it had to do with other economic stuff.

Forgot about EU taxationmaking prices look bigger

Because they show what you actually pay

I get what your saying not sure I’m articulating it well

[maiden tulip]

Ye where as here in canada you have to add a 5 to 15% matkup based on what province you're in

But that's not shown

[orchid prism]

No game data, only a key

You're buying a physical game key.

[little cape]

maple syrup taxes

[maiden tulip]

Where did you read that

Source?

[orchid prism]

https://www.theverge.com/news/641853/nintendo-describes-switch-2-game-key-cards

[maiden tulip]

Thx

Oh

That's already a thing

Some games like doom i only had part of the game on the cart

Needed to dl to get the full game

Which a little code you had to put into nintendo's eshop

[little cape]

dashi this article says you have to physically install a game cartridge after download

[maiden tulip]

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1CEABCBrPv1tWf89hSZqUunK0JW-sQo8XpxuvZhdtHQs/htmlview#gid=0

[little cape]

virus

[maiden tulip]

If you wanna see all the games that don't have all the content on it

[maiden tulip]

The same way doom doesn't work unless i insert the cartridge

Even if i had to download the game

[little cape]

thats lame af

[maiden tulip]

Like only the first 3 levels are on the game carr

[little cape]

remember the days when you would buy a physical copy of the game then insert it into the console and work right away

wtf is this downloading bullsheeeeeeeeet

[pure bear]

sorry, in 2025 we dont have enough storage space

the magnet tapes would get too tangled

[orchid prism]

This is NO content.

You're literally just buying a plastic key.

[little cape]

brb gonna go play doom

https://tenor.com/view/honk-gif-15712168502511469889

[maiden tulip]

I'd argue 3 levels of doom ain't exactly content

You can't even finish the game

You basically have a demo on the cart

Borderlands collection only has borderlands 1 on the cart

Bayonetta 1/2 combo pack i know only has bayo 2 on it and had a code for bayo 1

[mellow garden]

They did a limited run release of Bayo 1 on cartridge though

Which as insane resale value

I'm hoping they give some of those releases a second print once the Switch 2 is out

[maiden tulip]

That one i know for sure because my code was damaged and i had to email nintendo support because the last letter was like printed wierdly

W a pic of my receipt

And they gave me the full code

[orchid prism]

It's less to download than... The entire game.

[maiden tulip]

What's the point of having a cartridge of doom if you cab only play 3 levels without downloading the rest

[orchid prism]

Not...having to download the entire game.

[little cape]

does anyone else know if you can use your micro SD card on the switch 2? Or you gotta buy that bullshit "micro sd express"

[maiden tulip]

Its jusr micro sd...

[little cape]

its nintendo

[maiden tulip]

Wtf is micro sd express

[little cape]

just googled it to see if there was any information about it and this shit came up

[pure bear]

you see it was made by the lie machine

[little cape]

i see that

[maiden tulip]

While traditional microSD cards max out at 104 MB/s using the UHS-I interface, MicroSD Express cards can use PCIe and NVMe technology to hit speeds of up to 985 MB/s—nearly 10 times faster.

[little cape]

thats why i asked in here

[maiden tulip]

Ok

Seems like it needs the new express ones

Never heard of em before tbh

[pulsar prism]

AI wouldn't lie

[maiden tulip]

But 985mb/s vs 100mb/s on regular microsd

Its a pretty big difference

[little cape]

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

another reason not to get the switch 2

"sigh" only nintendo

the fuck am i suppose to do with this?

[pulsar prism]

Buy the new express version obviously

[maiden tulip]

Use it in your steam deck

Or keep it in your og switch

[little cape]

i sold that trash

sold it to a father who gave it to their kid

[maiden tulip]

Why did you keep the sd card

[little cape]

for me to use it on the switch 2 if it was worthy enough

but i see i was wrong silly deshi

[maiden tulip]

Well

At least it's not proprietary

[little cape]

does mou mou like stars?

[maiden tulip]

Its universal just a new standard

[maiden tulip]

Yes

I still remember the ps vita memory cards thay was sad

[little cape]

mini frisbee for mou mou

[outer pollen]

your first mistake was not getting one of these

[little cape]

fr dude

america has all the cool stuff

they even had pokemon themed micro sd cards

[maiden tulip]

Shadow is the ultimate life form

Its why he's #1

[cyan pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/merica-bald-eagle-eagle-america-american-gif-2277187416326490184

[little cape]

maple syrup country sucks

[maiden tulip]

Sandisk gave me a coupon when my microsd died in my steam deck

Guess i can use that

[maiden tulip]

Switch2 is cheaper here than in america

Means you have more moumouneys to buy a memory catd

[proper basin]

or pokemon cards

ill be getting that mario kart bundle tho

i wanna drive with some friends

[little cape]

forza mario

https://tenor.com/view/calishibe714-zoom-zoom-doge-gif-22511884

[cyan pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/drive-crash-died-crash-and-died-jaden-williams-gif-6355649038946874861

[maiden tulip]

https://shop.sandisk.com/en-ca/products/memory-cards/microsd-cards/sandisk-microsd-express-memory-card?sku=SDSQXFN-128G-GN4NN @little cape

[little cape]

https://tenor.com/view/fly-away-car-crash-speed-driving-gif-17567550

[little cape]

i refuse

REFOOOOOOOOOOSE

[maiden tulip]

Did you sign up for priority access

[proper basin]

yes

[maiden tulip]

They go by the date you signed into switch online

Its kinda pog

[outer pollen]

Steamdeck or Switch 2

[maiden tulip]

You already have a deck

[outer pollen]

Discussing it with a friend though

[little cape]

do you know much bread and cheese i can buy with this

[maiden tulip]

Depends on what he wants to play

[little cape]

and you want me to buy a bull a sheeeeeeet micro sd exprooossss card

[maiden tulip]

Sandisk gave me a 20% coupon because my steam deck killed my sandisk card ehile it was under warranty

[outer pollen]

Yeah that’s I’m bringing up since the Steamdeck can play Steam stuff and emulators

But he’s a Nintendo fanboy

Or really anything that’s new fanboy

[little cape]

thats cool but you avoiding my question snek deshi

[proper basin]

just buy the 1tb aliexpress 5 dollar cards, definitely real

[little cape]

[maiden tulip]

I love the deck but it feels like a beta product still

[little cape]

say less deer

deers never lie

[outer pollen]

I hope Nintendo got their joy sticks right this time

[pulsar prism]

TMR? Wishful thinking

[maiden tulip]

They're hall effect i think

[umbral crow]

Anyone with PS Plus who was affected by the outage the other week.

Rejoice!

You're eligable to 5 extra days of PS Plus 🤡

[little cape]

new switch pro 2 controller 👀

[umbral crow]

It's identical to the old one, just has a C button now

I can't fault their pro controllers, they're very comfy

[jolly crest]

https://i.imgur.com/G3ZnUXD.png

[proper basin]

Ye it has extra back bumpers

[lone raptor]

I am sure these triggers won't have analog range, only digital.

[little cape]

find inner peace and quit the game

im quitting that game

after season 0 it takes no talent to reach into higher elo

now i have inner peace and playing doom😌

[tranquil salmon]

It looks really close to the 8bitdo wireless switch hall effect controller with the back paddles and all lol

[quiet vault]

they showed it already

[little cape]

i didnt see a video for it

must of been through live stream then

[quiet vault]

ye

[clear osprey]

@little cape

how’s your progression with doom looking

you on eternal rn?

[little cape]

no just doom 2014

taking my sweet time with it

[clear osprey]

oh right

I think it was 2016

[jolly crest]

Copium. Ranked was never as accurate as people treat it 😂😂 I'm hoping to come across ppl to queue with and/or more even matches

[little cape]

yeah mb 2016

[little cape]

naw just tired of the cringe little kids with huge egos losing my matches

[clear osprey]

I think people tend to forget that with ranked, you are expected to OUT perform everyone in the lobby in order to deserve the next higher rank, but by the same notion you are also expected to work as a team in order to win at all, which only makes the gap larger

[little cape]

now im bing chillin

[clear osprey]

but at the same time, you cannot realistically expect to win every game solely off of your own high performance, because that completely disregards the teamwork aspect

you HAVE to accept that you are going to lose games that are not in your control

you WILL lose

[little cape]

im telling you right now marvel rivals community takes number one spot as the worst i ever experienced

[clear osprey]

all you can do is outperform the lobby on a higher average than not, and you will climb

[little cape]

no one pings or communicates and they're all one trick idiots

[clear osprey]

if you find a point where you can’t do that, you’re likely where you belong

[clear osprey]

league of legends would like to talk

[little cape]

i hit grandmaster in every season so i satisfy with my performance

[clear osprey]

ranked is not good for the soul in large quantities

[little cape]

i know its no a me issue but youre right i have to carry every game in solo queue and even then i can still lose

[clear osprey]

I peaked diamond on league and it just about destroyed my mental wellbeing

on other games it’s not as much of an issue though

[little cape]

for me the game just aint fun to play. The community sucks and toxic af with huge egos but they are all terrible lmfao

its a game they you need to work as a team because you will lose if you dont but marvel rivals community just retarded. They pocket heal their bf thats 3-10 meanwhile im 30-9 but you know it is what it is

at least in valorant people give comms and pings in rivals just radio silent like wtf

[clear osprey]

realistically speaking the game should have a solo/duo queue and a flex queue

I think pretty much all games should implement this

it’s what league does and it’s significantly fairer

[little cape]

im a flex player but its hard to find mentally stable players in high elo to queue up in that game from my experience

[little cape]

their matchmaking also sucks its EOMM instead of skill based match making

[clear osprey]

it’s funny because I think it’s a relatively similar experience across the board for all games, and it’s not really a surprise when you think hard enough about it

but at the same time, at least on league, some of the highest elo players I knew were actually the chillest of everyone in my friends list

and honestly, I think that’s because being able to endure the stress of league and stay relatively calm shows a level of resilience and maturity that the average player just doesn’t have

I’d like to think I’m self aware, but even I couldn’t deal with the stress like these guys

the key difference is that some people are in that rank and can’t mentally handle the stress, and others can

but the stress levels still raise significantly the higher you go

[little cape]

thats fair

i just get annoyed when people dont listen and try to work as a team in solo queue

[clear osprey]

absolutely, I think everyone does

we’d be lying if we didn’t acknowledge there’s an aspect of luck involved in climbing

[proper basin]

Just gotta be strong and not tilt

[little cape]

dont do that dont give me hope

i know i can hit one above all but I QUIT DAMMIT

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-hell-did-you-gif-25028897

[proper basin]

Nah its not hope is just real, you enjoy your time when you’re not tilting

[little cape]

master oogway

teach me the ways of the dragon warrior

[proper basin]

Best way i dont tilt is that i criticize my gameplay the most out of my team

At least where applicable

Makes me better understand and improve my gamesense and also shifts away from blaming and more thinking about what to do differently

[little cape]

https://tenor.com/view/workout-goku-training-gif-19949886

[pulsar prism]

PoE 2 update tomorrow

[little cape]

i mean i do accept the games i dont play good and think how i can improve

but with mr just gambling in solo queue fucka that

i want inner peace mango sensei

[cyan pewter]

@outer pollen its offical, shes gonna be in the next patch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sN6ZVz2igw

[proper basin]

Yeah when you solo q or in a 2 stack you always are leading it to mm to give you consistent teammates, but i prefer completely ignoring them because more times than not tilting and flaming them that makes the situation worse

[cyan pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/zani-wuthering-waves-slay-neck-snap-wuwa-trailer-gif-4916655463210754795

[proper basin]

Both for your mental and the game

[little cape]

thats true

[little cape]

https://tenor.com/view/schmoop-gif-26237806

[jolly crest]

Same in qp

[jolly crest]

But even if you do that it doesn't really matter because if the team still loses you still lose rank points

[jolly crest]

You can't expect this because it's a hero shooter and it's based off countermechanics, which are inherently unfair.

[cyan pewter]

bazinga

[jolly crest]

People are not on an even playing field so you can't outperform them just by raw skill difference

[clear osprey]

spot on, so surely you don’t expect to win every game then right

[jolly crest]

Of course not

That doesn't mean that it's fair. A fair game is one where you're on an even playing field and you lost because they are better than you or made better decisions. Someone countering you with some bullshit is not being better It's just abusing something that cannot actually be resolved. You can't actually do anything about that. Even if you switch they can just switch again and it just goes forever. And I think it's excessive to expect people to switch to something they don't want to play 🤷

[cyan pewter]

shes gonna have 2 different forms in her attack moveset (according to the splashart)

[jolly crest]

A one-sided stomp is not a fair game or a good game. It's a dumb boring lame game because the matchmaking is awful.

The best games in terms of fun and fairness are the ones that are very close and you have both teams on the edge of their seat trying really hard

I get That it's hilarious to stack with your friends and do stupid shit and just keep people in their spawn and stuff but it gets old 😂

[clear osprey]

I go by the 40/40/20 rule with ranked games

40% of games are a guaranteed win, where your team is outperforming the enemy hard enough that all you’re really expected to do is not throw

40% of games are a guaranteed loss, where the enemy team is outperforming your team hard enough that your contributions cannot realistically change the outcome

and 20% of games are entirely decided by you, where you will have to win it for your team and be a shining player in order to get through

[umbral crow]

unless you play CS, in which case there's a 70/30 rule

70% of the time they're cheating

30% of the time they're cheating and you also have bad team mates

[jolly crest]

You just copied the savings thing and applied it to gaming 😂

[umbral crow]

I currently have an obsession with pre-generating chunks in minecraft. Something quite satisfying about it.

[clear osprey]

I’m not sure what you’re referring to sorry haha, I got this from the broken by concept podcast

[umbral crow]

It's a savings rule

40% to savings

40% for bills

20% for spending

every paycheck, something like that

[worn dome]

Damn mine is 100% keyboard/mouse/mousepad

[clear osprey]

ah gotcha yeah that checks out

[verbal nymph]

soo close

yay

I think my 3rd 99% on 13

[jolly crest]

yeah what brcly said lol

[jolly crest]

so they take away the mission if u leave a match

lame

[jolly crest]

did a few qp games again for missions i didn't wanna do in ranked

lots more big ego and bullshit. i faced spidermans in ranked and while it's an op char it isn't as big of a problem because it seems like he's played less so far, and when he is played the team is less braindead

just enough where he isn't as big of an issue

but in qp no1 is doin shit to a spidy

[jolly crest]

faced a wallhacking hela now

he was on spiderman and i was shitting on him every time he came from nowhere in the back and he switched

team meanwhile is completely braindead.. letting 2 players just constantly run right by them and hide by spawn to target me

oh yeah he was exploiting all kinds of broken spiderman shit on replay

[outer pollen]

Cute art

[jolly crest]

this is a player who knows the game but is also walling

this was probably an alt due to being banned or to boost frens new to game or troll

have him tracking ppl through walls with hela ult. no way of knowing they are moving but following them. have him aiming at me and shooting multiple times at the wall because he thought i was visible lol

Yes bad players lack basic awareness and gamesense

Well they can get you pretty far. A lot of people have been busted after getting pretty far with cheating lol

Or at least people don't suspect it if the person starts doing it after getting themselves that far

Over my years playing ET I've called out a lot of people who I knew for a fact were cheating But because of their popularity people would not believe it. Or for whatever reason I don't really know. And these people end up getting caught 😂 im like Atodaso

I remember I played OverWatch once and this one soldier got a last hit on me and I said that he was cheating and the team didn't believe me and then about a few minutes later they started admitting that he's cheating 😂

I reported him and he's the only person I reported and then blizzard sent me a message saying that I reported somebody who got banned

Lol

I also noticed that this guy flies in whatever direction he needs to with hela. It doesn't matter what direction he's actually looking. He flies towards a safe direction away from the battle into an advantageous position

One time he was between two walls and then the other two directions were open and he flew straight in the air without looking any direction different than where he was already aiming

When this guy attacks my teammates from the back or the sides they just stand there. When he attacks me I turn and shoot him.

This is exactly what I'm talking about and why I get annoyed

[jolly crest]

😮

i liked finals too but all the destructable objects tanked my fps

may have been that windows setting that improved fps in rivals tho

https://i.imgur.com/fNE2RBU.png

i don't use rt

this guy on winter was so pissed lol and said im an alt

it's a 3900x, 2080 super, 2x 16gb 3600 mhz 16-16-16-36 at 1440p

yeah

it happens in rivals too but i have too much other shit right now to justify a gpu purchase

i actually bought a 7900 xtx for a good price before all these new cards came out but it took forever and i cancelled it and got a long overdue NAS instead

so hard drives, etc.. adds up

i never received it

i don't think amazon had it in stock. i think they sell things that aren't in stock

i can't see an explanation other than this as to why something would have a 1 month ahead delivery time

i think i was getting it for like $740 or something

this was with a promo getting the amazon credit card, but the base price on the card was good

maybe it was $640

yeah i know lol i jumped on it 😄

i think the list price was around 800 or lower and then i had a $140-160 promo from amazon getting their card

it was a hellhound

[outer pollen]

Apple Arcade for the win

[jolly crest]

oh yeah you oceanas get fucked on pricing

and availability

i really wanted to try amd's current software because nvidia shadowplay always turns itself off and in general i've been disappointed with nvidia's software choices for a while now. i looked up a video of several months old amd software and just looking at the guy go through options i was excited at how much better iut looked

[maiden tulip]

the 2080 isn't bad at marvel rivals

Oh

Idk never tried it

[jolly crest]

2080 super isn't bad but it isn't good enough for rivals at 1440p

[maiden tulip]

I had a 2080 i gave it to nico when i bought an xtx

[jolly crest]

the frame dips are not acceptable to me and i would prefer running averages that are higher but i have to lock it in gsync range because i can't pull those frames

idk who nico is

[maiden tulip]

The manthing i'm married to

[outer pollen]

That’s what you guys get for monopolizing all the crazy creatures

[maiden tulip]

But he doesb't get framedrops

He plays on uh high 1440 without lumen and shit like that

[jolly crest]

doubt

he probly doesn't notice it

[maiden tulip]

I'm next to him lol

[jolly crest]

record a video with fps meter on and watch when buildings break or lots of particle effects at once

[cyan pewter]

i have to use low settings to get 200+

[jolly crest]

im using lower settings than that

also he's not using fake frame gen right?

and he IS using low latency settings, right?

[maiden tulip]

I remember he was xonplaining about frane drops i told him to remove lumen and the fancy ssao

[jolly crest]

yeah this isn't a settings problem it's the gpu. it struggles with some games

[maiden tulip]

He does use dlss

[cyan pewter]

i thought that there was something wrong with my game or my settings were just wrong lol

[maiden tulip]

Not saying it didn't age a bit

[jolly crest]

i didn't say it's bad i just said it has dips

[maiden tulip]

I&' just saying his framerate was stable at least back when he played it

[jolly crest]

if im dipping to 100.. and below that's not acceptable

i need consistent frames

[maiden tulip]

I do remember dr strange making him drop

The portal attack thing

[jolly crest]

yea the portal also causes me fps dips

[maiden tulip]

Then again i don't stare at his game constantly

[cyan pewter]

you use fsr?

[jolly crest]

https://i.imgur.com/Qxr2ZIl.png
https://i.imgur.com/c7tZzrw.png

it's not like the settings are super high

[cyan pewter]

ill need to test that tomorrow

i’m surprisingly ok with the default game sens

[jolly crest]

oh yea that reminds me, we were talkin abt sens days ago

[maiden tulip]

Whats your cpu

Oh

[jolly crest]

3900x with 2x 16gb 16-16-16-36 3600 mhz

[maiden tulip]

He's running my old 9700k at 5.0ghz

And 3600mhz cl16

3900x is slower in single thread

[jolly crest]

my edpi in rivals is 896

ppl with a brain i guess

[cyan pewter]

it was really bad in season 0

[jolly crest]

but it's done to make it simple to relatively compare and it transcends choice of measurement

[maiden tulip]

But i think its the 3900x being slow in single thread

Holding you back

[jolly crest]

if it's slow it's not much slower than the 9700k

there is no standard. people have used cm/360 and in/360 for a long time and that's one of the issues i referred to

edpi is simple to measure and compare and doesn't require that you know either measurement

and u don't have to do anything physical to obtain the number. you just multiply

so

it's not 2008, mice sensors are basically comparable

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[maiden tulip]

9700k was a solid 15% faster

And had lower latency

[jolly crest]

15% faster at rivals?

[maiden tulip]

Just in general as a cpu in gaming

[jolly crest]

in general? where are you getting this information?

[barren pewter]

why do you call him manthing
he's your husband smh my head

[jolly crest]

synthetic benchmarks?

[maiden tulip]

From reviews back then

Not synthetic loads

[cyan pewter]

im still lost on what the fuck is happening i just shoot what moves

[maiden tulip]

Just in gaming

[maiden tulip]

its for funny memes

It was like 10-15% faster

[barren pewter]

but it isn't funny
it's concerning
I am concerned for his wellbeing

[cyan pewter]

smokes and gas with some flame grenades, getting scanned, lights dashing around heavys spraying their minigun

[jolly crest]

https://i.imgur.com/cd2JwSu.jpeg

[maiden tulip]

You justbwanna commit theft

[maiden tulip]

Find actual reliable sources instead of shady ass channel

https://youtu.be/cZZDoXwtMXc?si=Vw0OYr_UrzOb2E2_

[cyan pewter]

oh yeah, the scan grenade doesnt work in smokes right?

[maiden tulip]

Anyhow point is

Poopier cpu means worse frametimes and less consistency

[jolly crest]

https://i.imgur.com/fqWqwjj.png

[cyan pewter]

uh huh… whats the “best” light loadout

[barren pewter]

it's not stealing smh my head

[jolly crest]

https://i.imgur.com/TTL8iRo.png

[maiden tulip]

You're right it's borrowing

@jolly crest you don't seem to understand my point

[jolly crest]

https://i.imgur.com/up8dY6z.png

[barren pewter]

LH1 is GOOD
especially with the new optics

[maiden tulip]

1440p benchmarks of old games

[jolly crest]

your point is incorrect because as I said the difference is negligible

[maiden tulip]

These games don't... cause a cou bottleneck

[jolly crest]

[10:50 PM]sneak:
in general? where are you getting this information?
[10:50 PM]Debilka: why do you call him manthing
he's your husband smh my head
[10:50 PM]sneak:
synthetic benchmarks?
[10:50 PM]Dashi~ | @me 4 moumou pics:
From reviews back then

[barren pewter]

honestly though
I've just been rocking heavy with the M60
charge and slam
rpg, the deadbolt thingie

[jolly crest]

im using reviews back then, which you said you used

🤷

[barren pewter]

calm your tits

[maiden tulip]

1440p is not a good way to bench cpus

[jolly crest]

you didn't like that i used some random person's data so i used a vid from bitwit

[jolly crest]

1440p is the only thing relevant since that is what the conversation is about

[barren pewter]

welcome to heavy countering shitty light mobile dipshits

[cyan pewter]

i dont know much about the games utilities and the names but triple heavies is cancerous

[jolly crest]

you said that the reason i have problems with my fps is the cpu, and i said it's not and the difference is minimal and u said it is because old benchmarks say so, and i posted old benchmarks that say it's negligible

[barren pewter]

oh, agreed
I prefer one of each per team

tbh, heavy running deadbolt plus shotgun is nasty

[maiden tulip]

Those are old ass games which barely put load on the cpu, moddrn engines like EU5 push the cpu way more than games from back then... meaning if you look at cpu reviews at 1440p from back then you will never see a difference

[barren pewter]

usually the deadbolt is to buy my teammates time to kill because I generally can't dish out damage fast enough with the M60

[cyan pewter]

i had multiple games where all 3 were running miniguns, 2 minis + 1 flamethrower

[jolly crest]

you are the one who said that old games are the standard you're using to make the claim that there's a significant difference in the two CPUs

[barren pewter]

the M60 is just much more useful as is

[maiden tulip]

Look you're a dumbass

I'm done you don't understand basics about cpu benching

[jolly crest]

because you can't follow a conversation, okay cool story bro

[barren pewter]

Lewis is negligible improvement
I used to run it during season 1
other than slightly better accuracy, countered by a much more restrictive mag size

[maiden tulip]

I sent you a review with 1080p results for a reason

[barren pewter]

actually?

well then
thank you for letting me know

[jolly crest]

me: i'm not happy with the fps dips. i use 1440p and here are my specs: xyz
dashi: it's because the 9700k is much stronger than the 3900x
me: there's not a big difference
dashi: there is. 15% difference.
me: where did you get that info?
dashi: old benchmarks
me: presents old benchmarks showing otherwise
dashi: but that's at 1440p and those benchmarks are old
me: yes that is the conversation we're having and you said old benchmarks show this information
dashi: reee

[barren pewter]

HOLY SHITBALLS

[maiden tulip]

I SENT YOU A LINK TO A 1080P BENCHMARK REVIEW TO PROVE MY POINT

[barren pewter]

I'm going to absolutely ruin multiple light player's days

[jolly crest]

didn't see that, but i don't know what 1080p benchmarks have to do with 1440p

[jolly crest]

but that doesn't prove that it's 15% stronger in 1440p performance

[maiden tulip]

@grave granite help me

[barren pewter]

that and the Lewis got the new sights, right?

the lewis irons kinda...rough

[maiden tulip]

like

[jolly crest]

which is why i don't know why he's talking about 1080p

[cyan pewter]

how do i put you on a player avoidance list

[barren pewter]

red dot wasn't in s1
when I ran it iirc

[barren pewter]

you don't
you just get folded lmao

[jolly crest]

well i'm not the one making the claim the cpu is the limiting factor

and this person was aware we were discussing 1440p

[maiden tulip]

Marvel rivals tends to pin core 0 and if your cpu even at 1440

its ue5

the games in those benches are pretty old and don't tend to do that

[barren pewter]

it got new sights heyo

[maiden tulip]

it's why i said look at a 1080p benchmark of an older cpu intensive title

[jolly crest]

i used those because you said that old game benchmarks from back then are what you used to determine that there is a 15% performance difference

[maiden tulip]

you never played the finals with me

[maiden tulip]

im trying to explain to you why you tend to get stuttering

[barren pewter]

turns out they actually lowered the lewis damage in updates
weird
but they reduced the recoil more

[maiden tulip]

and a similar rig with the same gpu doesn't

[barren pewter]

so it is MORE accurate at range
but lower TTK than before

[maiden tulip]

or doesn't to the same extent

[barren pewter]

I found the main reason is just the accuracy and reduced recoil of the lewis

it just is more controllable

meanwhile
shkr 50

uncontrollable slop

[maiden tulip]

you're actually not even running 1440p you showed in your settings you're running DLSS ultra performance which is literally 480p @jolly crest

so the whole "im at 1440p" part of your argument makes no sense

[jolly crest]

but you're incorrect. the 9700k doesn't have a 15% gain over the 3900x at 1440p. Maybe you intended on talking about unrelated 1080p but you already mentioned 1440p is what you were referring to -- just like what I was talking about.

[barren pewter]

oh, and the minigun is utter crap just because of the spin up
and the inaccuracy pretty much makes it a short range weapon anyway

that and the movement penalty

[maiden tulip]

omfg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZZDoXwtMXc&t=1020s
watch this thing

[jolly crest]

it's not a big deal if you wanted to talk about 1080p instead.. just saying that you conceded before making this claim that you were disussing 1440p and i showed 1440p benchmarks.. and you said it's from a rando, so i showed u some from kyle

[maiden tulip]

you are playing marvel rivals at 480p

your cpu is your limit

it's why you're stuttering and getting drops

even on low ass settings

[barren pewter]

I mean
the issue is that the minigun is by design uncontrollable and sluggish to get going
the deagles are pretty great if you're accurate
and they are quite controllable

[maiden tulip]

the lower the resolutinon the more of a difference you'll have

[barren pewter]

kinda like the SR-84
if you can hit your shots, they're disgustingly good

they are lol

[maiden tulip]

@barren pewter you never played the finals with me

you said you would

months ago

[barren pewter]

you're aware I haven't played the finals in a while either, right?

I lack the social battery for gayming with
others

ick

[jolly crest]

nah i get better fps on that which is why im using it

[maiden tulip]

get done with your school shit then we'll play battlefield 1

you aint escaping me

[barren pewter]

check back with me in a month then lmao

[maiden tulip]

commit unbusy and spend time with your bff smh

[barren pewter]

I already have

[maiden tulip]

you just shifted the limit from the gpu to the cpu

[jolly crest]

i understand why you'd say that but in reality the performancei s better so nvidia must be making up for it somehow

then explain why the fps is better

[maiden tulip]

im fucking dying

[jolly crest]

ah now we are bending things

so first it's worse because it's being moved now it's better because it's being moved

[maiden tulip]

nuh huh you cant escape from my dms

[jolly crest]

cpu load stays the same on quality and ultra perf, gpu incrases on ultra perf from 65% to 90%

https://tenor.com/view/if-you-think-of-an-gif-20132469

im getting dizzy with all these pivots

first 9700k is 15% better fps in 1440p then it's 1080p then my fps is worse because im using ultra perf dlss, then it's better becuse i'm using ultra perf dlss

make up your minds since you know everything

yes i'm the one who doesn't understand, when you're out here flipflopping and i've been consistent the entire time

too?

i figure you're meaning to say that i'm consistently wrong, not that you're also wrong 🤣

it is because you made a claim without evidence and i told you it's incorrect and then u switched it. i understand why you think it's not a flipflop. i really do get the argument you're making

but it was multiple times so you can't get out of that at this point

i can explain, sec

i understand that you are saying that it's not a flipflop because you're just saying that moving the load from 1 to the other is the result in the change of fps, regardless of which one results in better fps

but that attempt to weasel out of your claim by making that secondary claim was not successful

well i'm not making outrageous claims

[sage ingot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/814541228812533780/1195655884366413834/mermanmotel_-_1745619447111471421.gif

[jolly crest]

they're both angry and calling me dumbass and stuff. i guess they realized they're wrong and that's why they're mad

alright well, maybe you can go relax and enjoy your new zealand scenery

[cyan pewter]

[clear osprey]

video game

[cyan pewter]

the art of unintentional rage baiting

[verbal nymph]

yay, diamond 3

match tldr

[clear osprey]

@grave granite key83 arrived, gonna try when home

hmmm…

top 200 will have to suffice for now

if u get rank 1 I’ll buy you doom

[violet torrent]

You from?

Hmmmm

[clear osprey]

holy hell

[violet torrent]

I just left my computer AFK

[clear osprey]

nah respect the grind bro 🔥

[violet torrent]

Once it was 100+ hours and someone told me to go touch some grass and I said it’s winter, there’s only snow

[clear osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/green-mile-im-tired-boss-michael-clarke-duncan-gif-2375696290766999196

his pc be like

[violet torrent]

I’ll buy RTX 5090 + i9-14900K setup when I get some more money

[clear osprey]

maybe he left it on in the winter as a portable heater

[violet torrent]

It’s a good heater

[clear osprey]

laughs in i7 14700k

[violet torrent]

I like sauna

[clear osprey]

explodes

that one time frog

[violet torrent]

What’s up cops

Cops also arrived

Why is the delivery late? Well ask the traffic

Yes

200 meters until the 4-lane road starts? Nah, need to overtake faster

[quiet vault]

kinda blurry

[violet torrent]

Delivery can’t be late

[quiet vault]

probably uses DLSS

[clear osprey]

@grave granite she simply wouldn’t understand

[violet torrent]

Scania graphics mode

[clear osprey]

we do a little cherry picking

where tf is this scenario even from

I don’t remember doing a 1w2ts

uhhhh

yeah righto, must’ve been a one and done

LMFAO

BRO

bros fighting ghosts rn

bros competing with the past

that’s deep

well while you’re out here fighting ghosts I’ll be fighting demons

https://tenor.com/view/doom-doom-slayer-doom-guy-doom-eternal-crucible-gif-19831598

prefired

wallbanged

spawnpeeked

if my calculations are correct, you’re washed + ratio + beat doom before you talk to me

[hardy merlin]

hotel? trivago

[pure bear]

grass? touched

[hardy merlin]

nooooo
I'll get my kneesocks dirty from the grass

[orchid prism]

Definitely not what my V Rising castle looks like right now.

[small comet]

that image is all kinds of cursed

[umbral crow]

The legs are tripping me out

[nimble current]

well its AI so that's a given

[orchid prism]

Yep.

[umbral crow]

There's a couple of older guys at work who genuinely can't tell sometimes and it's scary. They fall for fake movie posters all the time, idk how

[orchid prism]

The game's grass tiles look like astroturf right now, so it's like plopping a fake Disney castle in a trailer park. All that's missing is the ping flamingos.

[small comet]

wheres the ai image for the castle in a trailerpark

[hardy merlin]

V Rising
My friend: optimizing floor and station placement to get the best crafting efficiency without too much walking
Me: where should I put the next rose bush in the garden

[small comet]

Me: when does it go on sale to be worth it

[hardy merlin]

It'll probably go -40% on Summer Sale

[small comet]

-60 and we got a deal

[hardy merlin]

[orchid prism]

1.1 will have some things that will completely revolutionise this.

[proper basin]

V rising, the action game disguised as a cozy romantical house building sim

[hardy merlin]

More garden thingies?

[orchid prism]

Broad strokes

New zone north of the big city. Three new weapon types.

[small comet]

can i be a hot vampire lady?

[proper basin]

Tony is sold

[hardy merlin]

Make Sanguine Whip obtainable by other means than fighting with Simon

[proper basin]

Castlevania?

[orchid prism]

I for one can't wait to try out the throwing daggers - Or the claws 😄

[small comet]

almost... ill change my request to 50% off

[proper basin]

Ok, let me rephrase. Tony is discounted

[small comet]

[hardy merlin]

Every other Sanguine tier weapon you can learn by buying blueprints
Only not whip, you have to defeat Salmon to learn how to craft it, and he is hella difficult to fight
On Brutal it's a joke

[orchid prism]

Don't think I've ever tried using the whip. I tend tofall back to my old bullshit 😄

Spear and Bow

Oh and Scythe of course.

[proper basin]

So is it Salmon or Simon

[orchid prism]

It's the OG vampire hunter.

Salmon Fishmont.

[proper basin]

Instead of going to the vampires elaborate mansion, this legendary hunter simply uses baits irresistible to any vampire

[pure bear]

vambussy

[hardy merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/modern-family-spray-squirt-annoyed-irritated-gif-4445288

[autumn depot]

what happened to this game

[orchid prism]

Sharkmob killed it off

Didn't make enough money to keep working on it essentially.

The vampire IP is cursed whenever it involves video games 😄

[autumn depot]

aww man

i tried it once but my pc was so bad it ran 70fps back then

and never played it after

it seemed plenty fun tho

[iron oak]

I just realized if all these switch games are 80-90 dollaroos. Pokemon Z-A will most likely follow this trend.

No game is worth that amount of money maaaan.

[verbal nymph]

yey, battlepass donew

[trim rock]

Eh I'm sure the fans will eat it up. Soon, 100 bucks for a game

And that's just the pleb edition!

[nimble current]

don't be a hater

just consoom and become excited for next producc tm

[verbal nymph]

consooming is boring

I want to produce

[hardy merlin]

yes

create

[still spire]

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The man who Japan says saved Japanese games

[quiet vault]

just buy the bundle

[verbal nymph]

waow, even him

[still spire]

Lhttps://insider-gaming.com/not-all-nintendo-switch-2-games-include-game-on-cartridge-despite-prices-of-up-to-90/

[verbal nymph]

😭

Nintendo wanna kill second hand market

how long with that last

[quiet vault]

i thought its like 2 weeks

[verbal nymph]

man, looks like poor people forced to pirate then

or stick to game that have long play time

like multiplayer

[hardy merlin]

There's a ton of cheap great indie games too

But yeah, pricing trend is not good at all

[verbal nymph]

at least we potentially can have gta 6 on switch if steam deck can play gta 6

[cyan pewter]

imo, its what makes the base cost of $100 for gta6 more realistic to happen

[iron oak]

I’m going full indie ain’t paying 100 for a game wtf

that’s ridiculous especially for games that completely digital

[fallow bronze]

usd != australian dollars

[quiet vault]

usa = australia

[cyan pewter]

floridians vs australian animals

[outer pollen]

That’s crazy

[maiden tulip]

Literally already a thing on switch one

[maiden tulip]

It's not lol

As i said yesterday there's plenty of games who included codes to download the full game on switch 1

[maiden tulip]

Bayonetta 1/2 had a code inside for bayo 1
Borderlands handsome collection only had BL1 kn the cartridge
Bioshock switch needed a download
Doom only had the first 3 levels, needed a download code for the full game

Hollow knight physical didn't have the dlc on cartridge

Ff X/X-2 remaster only had part of it on the cart

Pokemon Brilliant Diamond and Shining Pearl have content missing

Mortal kombat switch needs a download to do anything lol it's literallt just the main menu

just off the top of my head

There's way more than just those

[hardy merlin]

I dunno, for most 3rd party games you can buy game on Switch and play only there or buy it on Steam for cheaper* and play on PC, Deck, phone via streaming, whatever

[maiden tulip]

Oh yeah Spyro as well

Yall didn't spend enough time on switch 1 and it shows

[hardy merlin]

I have long fingies and Switch is not comfortable for me
Deck better

[umbral crow]

Yes, you can even play first party games too

Just don't tell Nintendo

[maiden tulip]

Deck won't emulate switch 2

[umbral crow]

Wanna bet?

[maiden tulip]

It's not as powerful

On a more powerful handheld pc maybe

But on a deck? No

[umbral crow]

Deck 2 will definitely

[maiden tulip]

Well deck 2 doesn't exist

[umbral crow]

Yet

Valve are consistent on getting to 2 then giving up, I predict the deck will be the same

[maiden tulip]

Not saying it won't exist

But it's gonna be in a while

[umbral crow]

Until then pc will have to do

I mean switch 2, yeah, not emulation

[hardy merlin]

Wait, why do I even care?
I can play games I like on PC just fine

[maiden tulip]

Pretty sure we'll see the vr deckard headset before the deck 2

[hardy merlin]

Something something vote with your wallet or whatever

[maiden tulip]

Yet people buy pc games for the same darn prixe as digital switch 2 games already

Monster hunter wilds is 70 usd, switch games are 70usd digital 80usd physical

For europe welp you have sales tax included in the price

And the euro is not as valuable as it once was

[hardy merlin]

Just noticed that half of the gift I bought this year were gifts

[maiden tulip]

And indie games

[fallow bronze]

i barely played space age 😦

im just so burned out on those type of games

[maiden tulip]

Deck heavy

I wish they make the next one lighter

I like the deck but i find long play sessions annoying

[hardy merlin]

I don't really want to spend another X hours on Factorio
I'm very happy with having somewhat normal sleep schedule

[fallow bronze]

hah

[umbral crow]

Ion wanna see my purchase history, it'll all be skins ✨

[fallow bronze]

good thing there are so many types of games

[umbral crow]

Happier with the veil over my eyessss

[fallow bronze]

price of one skin is one full game

skins dont make sense

[hardy merlin]

But I sold one AK skin in CS2 and bought Split Fiction for it, worth

[umbral crow]

I've been lucky I've made a few hundred off skins

But I also know I've spent a wee bit too