also-off-topic

[frosty stump]

So i have to wait for these mfers

If these idiots don't show up by the end of the week I'll rip that ac unit off the wall with my teeth

[golden gulch]

[vital igloo]

fih

[thorn salmon]

fih

[haughty imp]

Why the canada hate

[golden gulch]

can't love what most others loathe

[thorn salmon]

yes I can

[golden gulch]

Honest John is the exception, not the average

[whole mural]

https://www.reddit.com/r/technology/s/i0CGNko4Rf

Life imitates art

[slate cipher]

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE

[tidal delta]

Gm

[slate cipher]

What animal is this

[quiet lintel]

Cat

[tidal delta]

Just a little guy

They’re called Pallas cats

Or manuls

[quiet lintel]

I need 1

[quiet lintel]

Ok bro we get it

[willow venture]

Is the first one a healthy weight for these guys

[slate cipher]

I've never heard of that cat they kinda look cool like a mix with another animal

[tidal delta]

Yeah

They all look fat but it’s mostly dense fur

[willow venture]

Same

[slate cipher]

ONE OF THEM KINDA LOOK LIKE A BEAR ANIMAL

[vital igloo]

Their tail is really cute and big

[slate cipher]

YEAH THEY LOOK REALLY FRIENDLY

[tidal delta]

And this is the best of them all. His name was zelenogorsk he died in early 2026

[nocturne charm]

is this a russian breed

name sounds like it

[tidal delta]

They’re wild cats found in a lot of countries

He was just named after a Russian city

[nocturne charm]

ohhhh

[tidal delta]

In some parts of the world there’s also this orange breed of manuls

[nocturne charm]

theyre cute

[tidal delta]

They used to be endangered but not anymore

[slate cipher]

Do they eat animal food or do they kill other animals

[tidal delta]

They’re cats they hunt

And eat meat

They’re also solitary creatures

They avoid humans as much as possible and even avoid each other

Which is why their numbers in the wild aren’t great

[golden fable]

I feel like I'm in heaven

[tidal delta]

40 Celsius?

[golden fable]

30

[slate cipher]

WOAH THAT'S COOL I THOUGHT YOU'D BE ABLE TO KEEP THEM AS PETS BUT IT'S COOL TO KNOW THEY HUNT OTHER ANIMALS

[tidal delta]

They’re illegal to keep

[slate cipher]

Woah alright so since they hunt that means they are really strong animals right

[nocturne charm]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[slate cipher]

DOES THIS MEAN IT'S REALLY HOT FOR YOU

[nocturne charm]

R1inkaaaaaa 13 degrees is COOOLIN

[thorn salmon]

that 30 to 18 drop is bizarre

[tidal delta]

https://youtu.be/AzK6NFoBPXs?si=K_8Bpf-WHyEm9rsv

[tidal delta]

Their hunt success rate is probably on the lower side of cats

[slate cipher]

WOAH ALRIGHT ISN'T THE COLD AMAZING

[thorn salmon]

im somewhat of a kitten expert myself aswell

[tidal delta]

They are stealth hunters

They can’t run very fast

So they can’t chase something if it notices them and gets away

[slate cipher]

WOAH ALRIGHT I'M GONNA WATCH THAT VIDEO YOU SENT

[tidal delta]

But they’re great at sneaking up and ambushing targets

[vital igloo]

Palas

UwU

[slate cipher]

YEAH IT LOOKS LIKE IT IN THE VIDEO THEY KINDA REMIND ME OF A WHITE LION

[rocky geyser]

GOODMORNING

[slate cipher]

HEY GOOD MORNING DID YOU SLEEP WELL

[rocky geyser]

Rainy indeed

[thorn salmon]

it baffles me im still glued to my phone even with instagram and twitter deleted

i will never beat this addiction

[deft monolith]

Just cause

What are you gonna do about it punk

[haughty imp]

Nothing, I don't particularly care but I've never seen Canada hate

[golden gulch]

[deft monolith]

Guess who just got paid and gets 5 days off

[golden gulch]

It's hard to ignore that you hold a large chunk of human knowledge and intelligence in the palm of your hand

[nocturne charm]

Luckyyy bitchhh

[deft monolith]

Watch me and seethe

[rocky geyser]

Yoooo

[deft monolith]

FRITTTY

BOOZE AND VCS FOR ALL

[rocky geyser]

LETS RUN IT

im off today and tmrw

[cerulean quartz]

I exit insta (because it's getting boring) just to open it again

[deft monolith]

ITS A SIGN

[rocky geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/cheers-salud-slainte-salute-prost-gif-22810157

Gotta be

[last salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/elphelt-valentine-guilty-gear-strive-sleeping-sleepy-cute-gif-15037459774382007192

[nocturne charm]

Hot

What game is this

[last salmon]

Guilty Gear Strive

[nocturne charm]

What genre is it

[last salmon]

Fighting

[nocturne charm]

Ohh

Like

Tekken?

[last salmon]

Yeppers

[nocturne charm]

Naruhodo

[compact citrus]

Lucci

[foggy yacht]

dad already cut out a fat chunk

[nocturne charm]

Yea

[lapis grove]

LFG

Today is the day

[deft monolith]

Oh you start your job today

gl fetus

[lapis grove]

[lofty stone]

https://tenor.com/view/ekoi-ekoi-dancekid-dancekid-gif-10799637110820905144

[lapis grove]

Good morning muse

[golden gulch]

[rustic ivy]

Gl clippy

[humble abyss]

Lovely

[lapis grove]

arigato nakama

[fiery garnet]

Morning

[foggy yacht]

loved when my grandparents made this so i asked for the recipe

[whole mural]

@rustic ivy dude after so long of just spending this time watching ipl in tv, and before that world cup
I am feeling so lost on what to do lool

💀

[rustic ivy]

Read a series , that's what I am doing

I am liking kaguya decently now

[whole mural]

meh

[rustic ivy]

Like I see myself finishing it now

[rustic ivy]

Read or watch is the only entertaining thing

[dire reef]

Hello guys

[whole mural]

Bye Maz

[deft monolith]

Never say that cringe again

[lapis grove]

Leave me alone I’m stressed

[deft monolith]

You’ll be fine

Trust

Today is training isn’t it

[lapis grove]

Yes

For 8 fucking hours

[deft monolith]

It’s called having a job bro

[open bronze]

Get used to it

[deft monolith]

You’ll only have 60years of this daily then you’ll die

[lapis grove]

Oh!

[deft monolith]

Man I love chopsticks

Genuinely the superior utensil

[thorn salmon]

sweet summer child

[lapis grove]

I don’t want to train for 8 hours

[thorn salmon]

nobody does

your manager doesnt want to train you either

but you gotta

for rum money

[vital igloo]

fih

[dire reef]

fih

[thorn salmon]

fih

[worn lodge]

fih

[nocturne charm]

Dih

[vital igloo]

We must hang you now

[whole mural]

utensil
utensil japan

[nocturne charm]

Hidoei

[thorn salmon]

Arisu you gotta die man

[vital igloo]

We will miss u

[golden gulch]

[deft monolith]

Ummmmm akshwali. Chopsticks are Chinese ☝️ 🤓

[nocturne charm]

Can I atleast get "The Strongest" "The GOAT" scribed on my grave

[thorn salmon]

thats why theyre goated

[deft monolith]

You’ll get nerd gooner scribed on there

[thorn salmon]

son you not getting a grave youre walking the plank😂

[deft monolith]

Babe I got paid today and I’m fighting the itch to run to the tattoo studio

[nocturne charm]

That's basically what I said translates to

[vital igloo]

The nerdest gooner

[thorn salmon]

give in

[nocturne charm]

Rockstar loves me

[whole mural]

how much do you get paid

[thorn salmon]

Shut up nerd

freakoid

[nocturne charm]

Can y'all stop calling me nerd

[golden gulch]

You should have quant scribed on as well just to show how quant you were

[cyan flower]

nerd

[lapis grove]

I DONT WANNA WORK

[nocturne charm]

https://tenor.com/view/the-big-short-that's-my-quant-my-quantitative-my-math-specialist-jared-vennett-gif-17915173544787559117

[lapis grove]

😭😭😭😭

[thorn salmon]

sigh

ill start the clippy "i dont wanna work" count

[deft monolith]

I don’t wanna disclose but it’s very good. I make almost as much as our client’s manager who’s been there for 5years with like 10 years of experience before that

[whole mural]

damn

[thorn salmon]

every count is an hour you gotta treat me to tortuga time

[deft monolith]

Contractor work pays well

[golden gulch]

don't worry, the training weeks when you are learning new things go by quick.

[thorn salmon]

breadwinner🥰🥰🥰

malewife girlboss

[deft monolith]

You only wanna marry me for my money huh

[thorn salmon]

bro

yesterday you literally told me you were an unemployed alcoholic

[deft monolith]

Btw goro. I know an incompetent ass who’s as old as me but makes more than double what I make just because he works for oil and gas companies

[whole mural]

damn

[normal field]

damn

[deft monolith]

That dude is 24 but owns land and a car outright

[whole mural]

that's kinda nice in like later in your career

[nocturne charm]

#goals

[lapis grove]

Yo wait I’ll spam it

👀

[deft monolith]

I’m really tryna get into oil/gas

Major money there

[nocturne charm]

I think my father is dead set on getting a horse lmfao

[deft monolith]

Trueeeee

[whole mural]

it's like quant for computer bros it seems

[cyan flower]

last time i rode a horse it went bat shit crazy and started shitting itself

#NeverDoingThatAgain

[deft monolith]

Goro it’s even better

They have an Italian expert that gets paid $3500 PER DAY

[nocturne charm]

You know it only did that cus you were riding it right

[whole mural]

damn

[cyan flower]

10 year old me did nothing

didnt deserve a horse PTSD

[whole mural]

where did you even go

[cyan flower]

summer camp at school bro

[whole mural]

where in nepal are there horse riding range or w/e

rich ass school bro

[cyan flower]

everywhere basically wtf

go to chandragiri and you can ride a horse there

[nocturne charm]

How many yoe does the expert have

[devout matrix]

i had pretty good experience riding horse

[deft monolith]

40 or so

[nocturne charm]

Brah

[whole mural]

why would I travel hundreds of kilometers for a hill station

[golden condor]

@deft monolith I slept without eating! Suck it

[thorn salmon]

mi bombo💔

[cyan flower]

3500 a day

bro

[deft monolith]

Reverse psychology works wonders

[golden condor]

https://tenor.com/view/groundhog-groundhog-eating-gif-27654631

[nocturne charm]

I'd be expecting a lot more after 40 years

[thorn salmon]

how do i become italian expert

[deft monolith]

Ari what are you on

[cyan flower]

what are you yammering about bro

[thorn salmon]

ari out of her damn mind

[deft monolith]

Ari casually dismissing a 7 figure salary

[nocturne charm]

Bro that's only like 1.2 mil a year after 40 years of experience?

[thorn salmon]

?????

[cyan flower]

most people go their whole lives without making that

[deft monolith]

I’m sorry Ari but you’re sounding so out of touch rn

[thorn salmon]

i fear the internet has poisoned your brain because how are you even in that mindset

[nocturne charm]

Hm

[deft monolith]

$100,000 in the states is middle class now Ari

[foggy yacht]

ari just thinks bigger

https://tenor.com/view/xrd-exrd-crypto-btc-eth-gif-23801255

[thorn salmon]

mrs billionaire over here

[foggy yacht]

i think guangguang is busy picking the most degenerate ppl for my team rn

[thorn salmon]

#games #games #games

[golden gulch]

I mean, depending on the speciality of quant/math stuff, those salaries can range from $200k USD per year or more for senior roles. A very niche competitive employment opportunity will get those kinds of wages

[nocturne charm]

That would be a low ball

But whatever

[whole mural]

real

[thorn salmon]

[whole mural]

insert that fifty shades quote of "I make that kind of money every hour"

[nocturne charm]

Bruhh

[whole mural]

was like 10 grand or 20 grand

[thorn salmon]

i dont know the fifty shades of gray quote

[whole mural]

idr well either.

lemme check

[golden condor]

I don't know the fifty shades of grey

[thorn salmon]

well we got light grey and stone and uhh

[foggy yacht]

the best quote of 50 shades of grey was

"what is this"
"my playroom."
"like your xbox n stuff?"
"no."

[thorn salmon]

cinema

[foggy yacht]

[whole mural]

it was "I make that kind of money every 15 min" and it was for 10 grand

[thorn salmon]

this is my evil playroom

i have never seen that movie, however, i am seeing backrooms the movie soon

[lapis grove]

Alr GGs see yall in 2 years

[whole mural]

I had seen it over a decade or so ago

i am interested in backrooms

[whole mural]

what first day of job does to a person

[golden gulch]

I would definitely recommend whatever the Backrooms turns out into compared to what the 50 shades of gray movie was

[golden gulch]

let us know your 21st then, we'll get yinze a good bottle

[thorn salmon]

i always forget alcohol isnt allowed under 21 in the us

so ridiculous

[nocturne charm]

Hmm

Waif

Okay this might sound dumb

But does it apply to

Non citizens

[thorn salmon]

im pretty sure

national laws count for non citizens too

[golden gulch]

Most places like restaurants and bars are always supposed to ask for ID. Outside of the cities in rural areas it tends to go down to local judgment

[thorn salmon]

everywhere

[nocturne charm]

[golden gulch]

So we had people back in college who were international students who couldn't drink because they didn't have a local ID besides a passport

[thorn salmon]

lets think with mama

[thorn salmon]

is a passport not valid id there lol?

[golden gulch]

It's harder for them to verify, at least at that time with mostly paper passports. Modern day ones have chips and barcodes that can be scanned far easier. For the college bars they would scan your driver's license as the most efficient way. You didn't have a driver's license you didn't get in

Fake IDs were extremely rampant at the time

[nocturne charm]

Since it's a holiday today

We shall play more

Ghost of tsushima

[lapis grove]

The more the merrier for my 21st bday

[whole mural]

holiday?

[lapis grove]

Memorial Day

[nocturne charm]

Fed

[lapis grove]

I’m like 20 minutes early

https://tenor.com/view/rachyl-shortquake-sunsets-pov-2k-sunsets-healed-you-gif-16555700340190014263

[humble abyss]

@trim ridge

I must obey I'm afraid

[deft monolith]

LOOOOL

[golden gulch]

10 minutes early

[flint silo]

so mens are to the right and womans to the left

got it

[golden gulch]

joking aside, we're proud of you. This will be solid experience for you going forward, so make the best of it and welcome to a slice of our real world in action.

[dire reef]

Hello

[golden condor]

Goodbye

[dire reef]

thoughts

[nocturne charm]

Why'd it fart in the middle

[dire reef]

bass

[nocturne charm]

@cyan flower

[cyan flower]

i will file a harassment case against you bro

[nocturne charm]

Bro I just wanted to show u the meme

[cyan flower]

u got more or no

on a relisten ts tuff

[dire reef]

album not out yet bro

gotta wait

[cyan flower]

aw man

[lapis grove]

Who just walked into Starbucks w a gun

[golden condor]

Janie

[compact citrus]

My music was like this once

Maz if you need help with making music you can ask me

[dire reef]

thanks

I’m a presonofial

[golden condor]

Clippy why are you on discord while working

[thorn salmon]

excellent question

[thorn salmon]

can i download this 4 ringtone

[dire reef]

ya sure

[thorn salmon]

good

[cyan flower]

what be going on in america bruh

[frosty stump]

What a long fucking day

[golden gulch]

[lean glen]

u gotta pay me so that i listen to this

[golden gulch]

Give yoni a shot and I'll listen to it for all 3 of us

[trim ridge]

NBS!!

[humble abyss]

So you're in agreement? Wonderful.

[golden gulch]

The National Bureau of Statistics is no laughing matter afterall

[thorn salmon]

the secret third gender, the national bureau of statistics

[golden condor]

NBS: No butt stuff

[quasi gull]

Inside me theres two rodents

The gluttonous pige and the sinful chilla

[golden gulch]

Clipperton better be working hard

[quick pivot]

skooma time

[trim ridge]

NBS means no bully smile

[foggy yacht]

had my first slice of cake 😛😛😛

so good

[lapis grove]

7 hours left

Ffs

[golden condor]

EVER???????

[worn lodge]

if you count down like this it will feel like you are working for 3 days straight

[lapis grove]

LOL

[thorn salmon]

Yes ever

[worn lodge]

cakes are verboten in germany

[thorn salmon]

her first time having cake

[quasi gull]

Your parents must hate you if you never ate cake till now

I however, developed ancient diabetic tech by consuming cake quite often

[lapis grove]

I’m just sitting filling out like forms and shit

This is the boring stuff

[thorn salmon]

bro put the phone down they'll fire you

[lapis grove]

They’re having me do smth on my phone

I’m not alone ejther

[quasi gull]

Are you working

[lapis grove]

No

[quasi gull]

I got a 9 hour shift ahead of me

This is what you get for being a yes person chud

Never be the person who says yes to everything at work

[lapis grove]

Uh oh

I said yes to 4am shifts

[thorn salmon]

ur done

[lapis grove]

Ggs

[quasi gull]

Ive done them too

[foggy yacht]

cooked

[lapis grove]

Money

[thorn salmon]

earliest i did was 5 am

but

being done by early afternoon is goated

[foggy yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/five-nights-at-gussys-gif-25088789

[thorn salmon]

waltuh, put the coffee in the cup waltuh

[foggy yacht]

waltuh we need more caramel syrup

67 shots of caramel syrup

[quasi gull]

I mean I cant complain because im being paid 2x for today

But I also got to do a clopening after this shift

[thorn salmon]

here's what you're gonna do. you're gonna put in some coffee, some cream and top it with milk. after that you will clean up, got it?

[quasi gull]

That sounds tasty

[thorn salmon]

sometimes i imagine mike encouraging me to do chores

[lapis grove]

I tried coffee earlier

[thorn salmon]

it helps

[lapis grove]

I hate it

[foggy yacht]

boutta be hit by this

[thorn salmon]

was that your first time trying coffee

[foggy yacht]

thats why u order frappucino

[thorn salmon]

the insulin royale

[lapis grove]

Yes

It was too citrusy

[thorn salmon]

i Need 700 calorie drink before the sun comes up

citrussy

[lapis grove]

I’ve seen a 1600 calorie starbies drink

[thorn salmon]

MURICA

[golden condor]

Starbies

[lapis grove]

<

My apron so cute

[thorn salmon]

Grown men drinking sugary coffee need to grow up and have black coffee with a cigarette instead

[worn lodge]

is it green

[lapis grove]

Yes

I’ll show later tonight

[thorn salmon]

looking cute on the job is W

[worn lodge]

see i told you were going to join the green virus

[foggy yacht]

the diarrhea special

[thorn salmon]

at ikea i had to put my hair in a net and take all my piercings out and wear fitting pants

nightmare

[quasi gull]

Does this classify you as an endangered species if you have one on your head

[lapis grove]

I got a hat too

[thorn salmon]

no it classifies you as the goat

[lapis grove]

And a cup

Stickers

[worn lodge]

where i work they have an uniform for people that work outside but i'm always inside and i dont get the uniform

i kinda like getting one since i can stop thinking of clothes

[thorn salmon]

ikea restaurant outfits were the worst. my size was never cleaned on time by the cleaning company so i had to wear oversized ones

looked horrible

and this one time i forgot to remove nail polish after holiday and had to wear plastic gloves for like 9 hours

mi bombo

[worn lodge]

this is what the outside people wear

[thorn salmon]

i kinda understand that though nail polish chips off easy

[thorn salmon]

what job

looks like delivery or something

[worn lodge]

its the government agency for statistics and geography

i work with maps

those guys are going door to door to get info

[thorn salmon]

oh thats kind of sick

[worn lodge]

it is but road work is kinda insane

sun + crazy people

i respect them a lot

[lapis grove]

I already had to call IT

[trim ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-dab-me-up-garp-aokiji-frame-gif-11803377855144251548

Imma work in transpo

We basically work together

[worn lodge]

oh shit

this is true

i get people from transportation asking for stuff daily

[trim ridge]

Yess

I wanna do transpo design

with autocad stuff

[golden condor]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-it-have-you-tried-turning-it-off-and-on-again-telephone-on-call-gif-15495555

[lapis grove]

He took over the computer it was scary

[golden condor]

The fact that off is misspelled is getting to me

[worn lodge]

"hello i was trying to open discord but it keeps loading"

[frosty stump]

Time for an intense weight lifting session

[lapis grove]

Nah my system password was bugged

[frosty stump]

Not like I didn't sweat enough at work today but fuck it

i need to keep losing weight

[golden gulch]

Keep pumping up those numbers

[lapis grove]

Coffee is alright

[worn lodge]

they are already changing your mind

[rocky geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/look-smile-smirk-breezy-moves-ornery-gif-3520545

[lapis grove]

No they love me

Frit

No

[rocky geyser]

Coffee so goo

[rustic ivy]

[golden condor]

Squint

[graceful cypress]

Anyone want to hear some kinda hype science news?

[golden condor]

Sure

[graceful cypress]

https://x.com/i/status/2058949527902560463

Crémieux (@cremieuxrecueil)

Eli Lilly has done it.

They've gone and made what seems to be a powerful, permanent gene therapy for LDL cholesterol.

That means they'll be able to effectively prevent most heart disease with a single infusion!

X · May 25, 2026, 4:33 PM

[golden condor]

Is it how your ass is out of this world?

[graceful cypress]

[worn lodge]

lets go

[graceful cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-you-aww-golden-girls-blanche-devereaux-shy-gif-23876713

[rustic ivy]

big

[golden gulch]

Is it a phase one trial?

[lapis grove]

I get paid 1.5x today

W holiday

[golden gulch]

Told you holiday pay works out

[graceful cypress]

From what I can see it seems so

But apparently they’re talking about it entering phase 2 by the end of the year

[golden gulch]

If they can clear phase 3 trials and it hits the news that's when it should be proper discussion material

[graceful cypress]

Fair

Just found it hype

[lapis grove]

6 more hours what da hell

[thorn salmon]

lmao

[lapis grove]

I can’t even do anything rn the training website thing isn’t up

My trainer chill as hell I think I went to high school w him

[willow venture]

Surprised they are letting you on your phone

[lapis grove]

I’m on break

And also there’s nothing to do

[open quail]

And I sold my shares smh

[lapis grove]

I already love the 3 coworkers I’ve met

[desert patio]

Is clippy working

They grow up so fast

[lapis grove]

Bro

[desert patio]

I remember my first job

[trim ridge]

Same

The money 😻

Got $800 my first paycheck

[rocky geyser]

The old 7.25 an hour days

[lapis grove]

22 an hr today

🎉

22 to genuinely sit and do nothing

[desert patio]

wtf

22 am hour is crazy

[thorn salmon]

holiday money

[thorn salmon]

you balling bruh my first paycheck was like 100 bucks

[lapis grove]

Memorial Day

[thorn salmon]

that good ol €4/hr salary as a 15 year old

NETHERLANDS🇳🇱

[lapis grove]

Ima make like

[thorn salmon]

and I did more work than the adults thats fr child labour

[lapis grove]

$500

[thorn salmon]

But before inflation 100 euros as a kid was lowk goated

[willow venture]

Poor clippy is going to learn about taxes soon…

[trim ridge]

Mine was 18/hr LOLLL

[thorn salmon]

fuck you man

how old were you

[trim ridge]

like uhhh

Over 18

Don’t remember the year

[thorn salmon]

oh

well

bruh

first job at 18?

[trim ridge]

Yeah

[lapis grove]

First at 19 for me

[thorn salmon]

is that normal in the us

[lapis grove]

[trim ridge]

I did work as a student elector during highschool

[thorn salmon]

we got 14 year olds working here

for a corn chip per hour

[trim ridge]

GAH DAMN

[thorn salmon]

child labour

[dire reef]

@humble abyss

[slate jungle]

[thorn salmon]

supermarkets wont hire you if youre above 18 because you get too expensive

unless its a higher level job ofcourse

but you can forget about stocking shelves by the age your voice drops buddy you cost too much

[lapis grove]

Lmaooo

[dire reef]

Idk bro you tell me

[thorn salmon]

everyday you spit in my face

for why

[dire reef]

I thrive causing agony in individuals

[thorn salmon]

its not agony. its disappointment in you.

[lapis grove]

I keep meeting new individuals

[thorn salmon]

one tends to do that in a new environment

[lapis grove]

They keep spawning

[thorn salmon]

my life is like a videeoogaammeeee

trying hard to beat the stageee

[dire reef]

But I should have disappointment in you

How dare you be from there

How DARE YOU

[lapis grove]

Banger

[dire reef]

This the first shift? Congratulations bro

[thorn salmon]

i think you are from the usa and are projecting

im sorry for your pain

[dire reef]

no no

[thorn salmon]

but dont put that shit on me

[thorn salmon]

embrace it and be a proud patriot

[thorn salmon]

this is AI

super fake

[frosty stump]

Workout ✔️

[dire reef]

your life is scripted by AI but you have not reached sentience yet

[frosty stump]

Time to head home and eat

[worn lodge]

im outside ur house

[frosty stump]

Intense legs and core session today

Almost 2 hours

[dire reef]

ya sure you can come eat

[thorn salmon]

my AI cant write for shit then

[dire reef]

today eating koshary

[thorn salmon]

wait lol

UK heathen

innit governer

havin some picky bits for tea

bloody lovely scran

[worn lodge]

i took this pic of Maz's table rn

[sharp wasp]

BOSH

[thorn salmon]

BOOOSSHHHH

REV UP THE BUGATTI WHEEEEYYYY

[dire reef]

Koshary from an Egyptian aunty is amazing

[sharp wasp]

Big John perfectly ordering in French while in Paris is my favorite video today

[dire reef]

I don’t have it with chickpeas tho because I am allergic

[thorn salmon]

shoutout to Big John man

[dire reef]

But it’s great

[sharp wasp]

Big John is the best

[dire reef]

Very respectful guy

[thorn salmon]

come have dinner at my house... we are having falafel and hummus twin

[dire reef]

Humble

[dire reef]

translating ♻️♻️♻️♻️♻️

I am an American and I am planning to assassinate you

[sharp wasp]

Kendrick Lamar

[thorn salmon]

shut up man you brit

[dire reef]

TELL EM BE HUMBLE

SIT DOWN

[thorn salmon]

maz the typa fella to enjoy a marmite sandwich meal deal from tesco

[dire reef]

What’s in the marmite sandwich

[worn lodge]

marmite

[thorn salmon]

marmite

[dire reef]

I have never had marmite

[thorn salmon]

dont act like you dont know pal

proper british scran

[dire reef]

Yeah but Tesco don’t do marmite sandwiches

[thorn salmon]

idk i wouldnt know

[dire reef]

Course you wouldn’t American

[thorn salmon]

i still dont understand where you got that from

[dire reef]

I don’t really know either to be honest with you

I think I was just doing 2 things at once

[thorn salmon]

my opps are trying to sabotage me

[dire reef]

Apologies mate!

[graceful cypress]

Isn’t marmite that yeast spread?

[thorn salmon]

it is

its british vegemite

[graceful cypress]

Yuck

[dire reef]

Yeah

[thorn salmon]

and vegemite is australian marmite

[dire reef]

What’s the difference between Vegemite and marmite anyways

Branding?

[graceful cypress]

Vegemite is apparently saltier, more bitter, and thicker

[frosty stump]

It's very savoury

[dire reef]

So both are bad but vegemite is worse

[frosty stump]

I actually had the chance to try both

Marmite is more runny and sweet

[thorn salmon]

ive never tried it but i dont think I'd mind it

[frosty stump]

I didn't like either but I tried them heh

[dire reef]

It’s probably one of those foods you gotta eat like 20 times till your palate enjoys it

[graceful cypress]

Brits don’t know much in the way of seasoning so they just outright make something that tastes like ass for the love of the game, then the Aussies go “Hold my VB Longneck”

[dire reef]

20 is probably an understatement

[thorn salmon]

like licorice

so ive heard

i personally love licorice and its probably because i ate it a million times and started liking it

[dire reef]

Yeah I can’t with licorice

I don’t know which odd foods I do like to be honest

[thorn salmon]

i used to gnaw on salmiak sticks

like actual sticks

[dire reef]

I like chewing on sugar cane

[desert patio]

The lion is upset that raising canes is closed on memorial day

[thorn salmon]

this snack would kill an average person

i would have too much of it and actually experience side effects

[willow venture]

https://tenor.com/view/lion-gif-7637715

[dire reef]

And I also tried that Chinese snack Latiao it’s pretty nice but tangy

[dire reef]

What’s this taste like

[thorn salmon]

like

[frosty stump]

We have this brand of candy from Serbia its got distinct black color derived from active carbon and a signature blend of licorice, anise, and menthol

[desert patio]

im lying i had raising canes yesterday

[thorn salmon]

earthy licorice kind of

[frosty stump]

Known locally as the chimney sweep of the throat

[desert patio]

ive had fast food every day for like the past 2 weeks its been so bad LMFAO

[thorn salmon]

its sweet in a weird artificial sweetener tasting way

[dire reef]

What’re the side effects even

[willow venture]

Are you working on a documentary

[desert patio]

how to be a chungus

[dire reef]

So it’s very peppermint like?

[thorn salmon]

idk the name of the compound but just like licorice you cant eat too much because it can raise your blood pressure

[frosty stump]

Yeah

You either love it or hate it

I love it

[dire reef]

Ohh right

[thorn salmon]

this sounds so good

[trim ridge]

Getting Japanese ramennnnn

[thorn salmon]

slide a bag

[frosty stump]

Although I'm not big on candy nowadays this stuff is dear to my heart

[dire reef]

john I’ve removed you from American status

hopefully this does not happen again

[thorn salmon]

you already said that like 2 days ago

[frosty stump]

The only candy I really do nowadays is the sour skittles

The green ones

[thorn salmon]

either you have dementia or are generally untrustworthy to your word

[dire reef]

I actually have no clue where it came from bro I think it’s cause you mentioned Canada once like “In Canada…” so I assumed you were Canadian

[frosty stump]

And that in itself is quite rare

[thorn salmon]

im a whore for sugar so i like most candy and struggle with portion control

i just dont buy it

[frosty stump]

THE FIANCÉE MADE CHICKEN VEGGIE BOWLS

YAY

with mediterranean spices

Fuck yeah

Time to chow down

[thorn salmon]

i guess that makes sense but you realised this days ago already...yet you continued.....🥀

W fiancee W chicken veggie bowl W spices

[dire reef]

I got amnesia bro too many assignments

[quartz flume]

hey i’m canadian

canada mentioned

[willow venture]

Fr?

[quartz flume]

maple leaf

yes

[thorn salmon]

hey jeff im bored lets go to czechia

[quartz flume]

why would i go there

[thorn salmon]

motogp poster

in mall

you must go

[quartz flume]

we drinking

[quartz flume]

i will go…

[thorn salmon]

gay ass bro

[quartz flume]

i’m excited to try these

we don’t have this in canada

[thorn salmon]

drop a youtube review please

[frosty stump]

Shieeeeet I didn't like either of them but you might enjoy

[quartz flume]

drink yummy

[quartz flume]

the flavor?

[dire reef]

21 years of life and haven’t had a monster

Maybe I should break that

[thorn salmon]

jeff would drink valentino rossi monster if it was actual poison

[quartz flume]

i didn’t like the lando flavor

[thorn salmon]

i got a white monster for you

[quartz flume]

but i like the 46 flavor

[lean glen]

ur not 21

[dire reef]

ain’t that the one most people have

[rustic ivy]

white monster is the way to go

[frosty stump]

I only like Monsters Ultra ones without sugar

[quartz flume]

try the white one

[thorn salmon]

im "white monster"

[frosty stump]

Especially the blue one

[dire reef]

What a shit joke

[thorn salmon]

i actually really like the 46 flavor lmao

[frosty stump]

I wish monster had like

A sour green apple

[dire reef]

Bet

[frosty stump]

Without sugar

[thorn salmon]

Die bro

[dire reef]

Sorry

[quartz flume]

this is my favorite monster

[thorn salmon]

white monster 🤞

[quartz flume]

but the valentino rossi one is a close second

[frosty stump]

God I love that one

[thorn salmon]

a classic

[quartz flume]

it saved my life in uni

[willow venture]

I like the green monster

[quartz flume]

it’s so good

[thorn salmon]

my personal go-to

[frosty stump]

Blue one though is my favourite

[willow venture]

With the one eye

[quartz flume]

twinium

[worn lodge]

same

white monster is THE GOAT

[quartz flume]

hey that’s me and john

[thorn salmon]

aww

[frosty stump]

LOL

[quartz flume]

they look really pretty

[dire reef]

The only energy drink I’ve been having is red bull sugarfree

Metallic as fuck

But I got used to it

[frosty stump]

The strawberry one is a touch too sweet for me

[thorn salmon]

are you pink monster cus yr lgb twin🩷

[frosty stump]

But not overly

[quartz flume]

i like the spring blossom red bull

[frosty stump]

7/10

Blue one though easy 9

[thorn salmon]

spring blodsom red bull mentioned holy fuckkk

[quartz flume]

yes twinium ✌️💗 and u blue cus u gay and shi

[thorn salmon]

i generally prefer redbull bc im not a caffeine fiend and usually dont want to down half a liter

[quartz flume]

i want to try…

[thorn salmon]

i like the blue redbull

[frosty stump]

If you like strawberry you'd love it

[thorn salmon]

jeff lets go on a monster run

[quartz flume]

i want to fly

[thorn salmon]

when u here

[dire reef]

Broo for some reason I can’t get used to any of the red bull flavours other than the original

[thorn salmon]

we drinking

[frosty stump]

i generally do not enjoy anything that's strawberry flavoured but this energy drink is a exception

[quartz flume]

let’s drink all the monsters and get a buzz and go to hopital

[frosty stump]

For what it is and what I expected it's a w

[thorn salmon]

Koog Hopital🩵

[quartz flume]

i also don’t like strawberry flavored stuff

they all taste artificial to me

[thorn salmon]

i do because im 4 years old

[frosty stump]

it's way too artificial usually

[quartz flume]

but this one looks pretty

[quartz flume]

twin

yes

it’s fake as shit

[dire reef]

I’m fine with strawberry flavoured stuff but like

[thorn salmon]

not always bro

[dire reef]

Orange flavoured is a no go

I just cant

[quartz flume]

idk always has a plastic taste to it i can’t describe

[thorn salmon]

its watermelon flavoured stuff for me thats actually always ass

[dire reef]

True

[quartz flume]

ntmmmmmm

[thorn salmon]

give it to me bru

[dire reef]

Only good watermelon is watermelon

[frosty stump]

Which is why I've been eating like half a pound to a pound of strawberries while they are on season

[quartz flume]

cherry and strawberry to me

[dire reef]

Take it all bruh

[thorn salmon]

oh my god im a fiend for sum orange flavoured drink and candy

[dire reef]

Do you guys like mint chocolate

[quartz flume]

YWS FOD

[dire reef]

I don’t

[quartz flume]

best flavor bro

[thorn salmon]

YES HROOOO

[quartz flume]

best

[frosty stump]

No.

[thorn salmon]

MINT CHOCCY🤤🤤🤤

[dire reef]

Nah I can’t

Same with orange chocolate

[quartz flume]

i always eat the orange menthols and skittles last

cus they my fave

[frosty stump]

I can cope with that

[dire reef]

That Dubai chocolate kunafa too hell no

[willow venture]

The orange slice candy is amazing

[thorn salmon]

Bro i was literally just thinking about the orange chocolates i always eat in London

[frosty stump]

That shit too rich for my taste

[thorn salmon]

theyre so fucking heat

[quartz flume]

that’s a disgrace to kunefe

[dire reef]

I know which ones you’re on about I think

[quartz flume]

i want them.

[thorn salmon]

my inner beast comes out over some chocolate orange

[dire reef]

They’re fine but like I’d only eat them if I was starving and it’s the only thing in the drawer

[quartz flume]

u don’t have it in ammy?

[thorn salmon]

oomf brought one over from london ill save it

[quartz flume]

i thought u had everything

[thorn salmon]

we do in waterstones and international candy shops but its one william euros

im not paying 8 euros for some orange chocolate

[quartz flume]

truke…

[frosty stump]

Yall like Jaffa cakes

[dire reef]

A bunch of copycat off brand ones exist so I don’t even know what’s supposed to be the “original” one

[thorn salmon]

Yes

[willow venture]

WTH is orange chocolate

[dire reef]

Oh yeah

[dire reef]

In the name son!

[quartz flume]

do u guys want to see an awful tattoo i saw today

[thorn salmon]

maz you like jaffa?

[dire reef]

Yeah they’re decent

[thorn salmon]

thats literally orange and chocolate

[frosty stump]

I could devour a family pack in a heartbeat

[dire reef]

Like the only orange chocolate I enjoy

[thorn salmon]

valid

[thorn salmon]

dont photograph me please

[dire reef]

what the hell man

[frosty stump]

Pretty cool tat

[dire reef]

john?

[quartz flume]

yo what

[thorn salmon]

?

[quartz flume]

get that shit off your leg bro

[thorn salmon]

the leg gotta go

[dire reef]

I’ll pay for your tat removal bro

[quartz flume]

whole leg has to go

i swe

[thorn salmon]

yes bro

like hershy

ijbol

[frosty stump]

I want to get inked so bad

[willow venture]

This looks gross man

[quartz flume]

pull up i’ll ink you

[frosty stump]

I have the concept I have the general idea

But I lack time

[thorn salmon]

got a quote for a big-ish tattoo in toronto and its legit half the price it would be here

[quartz flume]

i’m a tattoo artist apprentice in montreal

[thorn salmon]

and it's professional

fuck yes

[dire reef]

only Jaffa cakes are good

the others suck

[quartz flume]

i’ll give you a discount

[frosty stump]

Oooooooooh

[thorn salmon]

hey. I will dm you

[frosty stump]

Really

[quartz flume]

ywsss

come over

[frosty stump]

Good shit

[thorn salmon]

where can i book cancelation

[quartz flume]

i started last month

[quartz flume]

give me a chance

[thorn salmon]

I NEEEEEEDDDDD

[frosty stump]

Shit what typa styles do you practice

[quartz flume]

i am waiting

[willow venture]

Also why is it $16

That’s a full meal somewhere

[worn lodge]

i thought this was football team icon

[thorn salmon]

jeff show mentos your talent

[quartz flume]

i mostly do cyber sigilism😥

[dire reef]

What team bro

I gotta know

[thorn salmon]

jeff do you do coverups?

i have a chopped tattoo on my leg

[quartz flume]

yes bro

[frosty stump]

Jeff real question

[quartz flume]

i will do my best

[thorn salmon]

can i get a quote for a tattoo today

[quartz flume]

yes

[dire reef]

AC MILAAAAAAAAAAN

I got an AC Milan jacket

[quartz flume]

one gazillion dollars but for you one dollar

[worn lodge]

its the same shape

and color

[frosty stump]

What's your estimate how much this whole back piece cost? It was done by a group of artists in a single day

[thorn salmon]

okay i appreciate it. i will show up with a sunburn

[dire reef]

Holy shit

[dire reef]

What’s the pain scale for this 1-10

[quartz flume]

i have no clue that looks insane

[thorn salmon]

a 9 probably

[quartz flume]

a day????

[frosty stump]

It was done under anesthesia

That's why

By 5 super talented artists

[dire reef]

Can tattoo artists administer anaesthesia?

[quartz flume]

what did they feed the artists

[thorn salmon]

Michelangelo is so back

[frosty stump]

Nah they can't, hospital does that

[quartz flume]

that looks really cool for a back tattoo

[quartz flume]

it’s true

[thorn salmon]

can you do something like that for me jeff

[frosty stump]

Yeah so the price is like 11500 euros

[thorn salmon]

dude with anesthesia that has to be thousands of dollars

yeah lol

[quartz flume]

yes bro show me ur vision

[quartz flume]

WHAT

[thorn salmon]

okay twin holdl on

[frosty stump]

Yep

[quartz flume]

that’s more than what i make in a year

😔😔

[frosty stump]

The guy who got inked is a fitness influencer from around here

[thorn salmon]

how much

[quartz flume]

?

[frosty stump]

Dude rose to popularity in a short amount of time

For being realistic and a great sense of humour

[quartz flume]

that’s awesome

the tattoo helped

[thorn salmon]

do you want my money or not

[frosty stump]

He made like 150k euros when he launched his fitness app in the span of 15 days

[thorn salmon]

i am coming to canada. I can come to montreal

[quartz flume]

don’t send me stupid shit bro

[frosty stump]

But he's really good, man knows his shit

[quartz flume]

real inquiries only

[thorn salmon]

your business will burn

this is apprentice level

[quartz flume]

come to me come to my shop

i paint

this is my design

[frosty stump]

I know where I'm gonna go when I want to get inked, i just need free time

[quartz flume]

https://tenor.com/view/willgraham-dog-puppy-hannibal-meme-gif-9505305940726915217

[thorn salmon]

yo

will graham hello

[quartz flume]

where are you going

[dire reef]

If someone was actually willing to pay you for this would you do it

[frosty stump]

Other priorities are currently preventing me from doing so atm

[dire reef]

Like they’re proper serious

[quartz flume]

yes

[thorn salmon]

will graham tattoo artist would actually be tuff it would legit be his design

[quartz flume]

money is money

[frosty stump]

You got Instagram so you can look up the artist?

[quartz flume]

and it’s none of my business

[quartz flume]

yes

[dire reef]

I know some artists decline depending on what

But that usually goes the political way

[thorn salmon]

jeff is a famous artist

[frosty stump]

kazumi_tattoo

[thorn salmon]

btw

[quartz flume]

this i understand but if it’s stupid shit they want why not

[eternal prawn]

chat, i dont understand the point of manga mute

i am ok with getting spoiled

[thorn salmon]

i think anti bullying mlp tattoo is alright

[quartz flume]

yo it’s fire

[frosty stump]

Ask someone to remove the role then

[eternal prawn]

whom should i ask

[quartz flume]

i like the fine line tattoos that they have

[frosty stump]

a mod

[dire reef]

ya I was just wondering lol cause if I was an artist I probably wouldn’t hold my laughter in that setting

[quartz flume]

you lie

[thorn salmon]

well

okay

[eternal prawn]

@mint kraken can u remove my manga mute, i dont mind getting spoiled

[quartz flume]

i want to get tattooed in rimini

[thorn salmon]

i will support you in your anonymity

[quartz flume]

there’s this awesome artist

[quartz flume]

thank you

[frosty stump]

Yeah the lady does all kinds of styles and she's really damn good

[quartz flume]

only real ones know

[thorn salmon]

fr

[worn lodge]

look up jefferson_yakuza_tattoo

[thorn salmon]

real ones follow all 3 jeff yakuzas

[quartz flume]

how did you know

please i want to stay anonymous

[thorn salmon]

please guest spot in amsterdam

[quartz flume]

not jefferson yakuza tattoo…

[dire reef]

Man that Michael biopic was so good

I wanna watch it again

[quartz flume]

this is who i want to go to…

[quartz flume]

i want to watch that

[thorn salmon]

yess so heat

[quartz flume]

colors so fye