also-off-topic

[thorn salmon]

i wish i could have all the fruit in the world

[compact citrus]

Deal!

[rustic ivy]

King of the fruits

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/876337606613430342/1016758215138095114/image0-47.gif

[thorn salmon]

now thats monarchy i can get into

[open bronze]

https://fixupx.com/DailyNoud/status/2057869773547991259?s=20

Daily Noud (@DailyNoud)

Michael Jackson's "Billie Jean" remains at #1./a> on the global Spotify chart with over 5.7 million streams.
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FixupX · May 22, 2026, 5:02 PM

[foggy yacht]

earth song mogs

[thorn salmon]

i would bet blood on the dance floor is my most streamed mj song

[golden gulch]

thriller during Halloween time is probably high on that list as well

[dire reef]

Think mines either Chicago or Man in the Mirror

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jackson-moon-walk-pole-michael-jackson-pole-michael-jackson-pole-hit-gif-9467686862308508470

[nocturne charm]

@steel canyon @cyan flower

[devout matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/stelle-hsr-hsr-honkai-star-rail-meme-wtf-gif-4011417285995871524

[cyan flower]

yeah ngl just delete whatever app you're seeing this on

poor mellow just had to see that unprovoked 😭

[nocturne charm]

i searched for it.

[cyan flower]

that means you saw the meme at one point does it not

you ragebait me so much

[nocturne charm]

yes

[nocturne charm]

mellow will recover

bro do u wanna see the ghost of tsushima photos i took

[cyan flower]

show

[lean glen]

SHOW

[nocturne charm]

#games scroll a bit up

[onyx spade]

why... this tank has cake

[onyx spade]

cake... cake everywhere...

[cyan flower]

yo y'all doing something to terebizoid cut it out

[onyx spade]

cake... was a lie

[vital igloo]

oy

[sudden violet]

oi

[vital igloo]

io

[dire reef]

@lapis grove bro you know that group assignment I had I spoke about in vc

we were gonna work on the spreadsheet today like 12 tabs

one dude just clauded the whole shit and it got 100% 😭

I know it took away the point of learning it ourselves but bro 😭😭😭😭😭

Not even one number wrong

12 TABS

I’m half glad tho to be honest cause going home in a bit and I was feeling a bit sluggish and didn’t even wanna start this shit although I was gonna

[haughty imp]

new generations are cooked

don't have to do shit anymore

[tidal delta]

oi the little runt's dunna runna

[deft monolith]

Sad mip tonight

😔

[trim ridge]

Why?

Happy smile tonight

[deft monolith]

A work friend’s mom needs major surgery and they can’t find a doc :(

I feel so bad for him

Also isn’t it like morning for you smile

You liar

[golden condor]

Why did I wake up to 6 pings

[haughty imp]

you're pingable

[graceful cypress]

@golden condor Go back to sleep

[haughty imp]

@golden condor yes

[golden condor]

I wish

[graceful cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-bear-silvia-emoji-gif-7903693037410085580

Sending well wishes their way

[golden condor]

Your face is punchable

[haughty imp]

[rustic ivy]

@golden condor you should go back to sleep

[golden condor]

It's almost 11am!

[rustic ivy]

Isn't it weekend tho

[graceful cypress]

It's 10pm somewhere

[rustic ivy]

[golden condor]

Also I slept too much on Friday

[rustic ivy]

Then waking up is understandable

I plan to wake up at 1pm tomorrow

[fiery garnet]

1 more week till summer.. man this year went by fast..

Unbelievable

[glass pewter]

Hello guys

[willow venture]

Let the unbearable heat commence

[willow venture]

Hello

[glass pewter]

How are you

[willow venture]

I’m sleepy like a sheepy

[glass pewter]

Why awake past your bedtime?

[golden condor]

Doesn't summer start on June 21st?

[thorn salmon]

@golden condor @open quail @golden fable @wintry oyster @humble abyss @deft monolith old man update

[golden condor]

Fight me

FLOYD

[golden condor]

It's too damn hot!

[fiery garnet]

Well.. schools getting out next week wouldn’t it be summer?

[wintry oyster]

Good pupper:)

[fiery garnet]

Wise pup

[dire reef]

What the dog doin

[quartz flume]

hes so joyous

[golden condor]

Not officially, the seasons don't start until the 20th or 21st of a month

Like spring starts March 21st

Fall is Sept 21st

Etc

[fiery garnet]

Nvm just found that out

Im dumb

[golden condor]

Lol

I'm dead now because you were asleep

[lapis grove]

Parties are so scary

[surreal cradle]

SKILL ISSUE

[lapis grove]

Ah hell nah

[golden condor]

????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[golden condor]

But you're my doctor

[dusk glen]

https://tenor.com/view/bob-the-necromancer-digging-graves-coffin-tombstone-digging-gif-19042211

[lapis grove]

I’m at a party?????????????? I’m not 40?????????????????

[dire reef]

Bro idk how it didn’t get flagged

Probably cause it’s just numbers

But he handed it in without even telling us

[thorn salmon]

holy shit timing

my dream tattoo artist is only available at the very start of my canada summer holiday

jeeeeeeesus

[sudden violet]

Hola

[thorn salmon]

do i make the sacrifice of no swimming and keeping it covered for the swag

[surreal cradle]

SKILL ISSUE

[sudden violet]

Okay bye

[surreal cradle]

So if you’re dead, and I’m your doctor, then who’s flying this plane?!

[golden condor]

And yet you're scared of a party

https://tenor.com/view/water-balloon-cry-boy-child-fear-gif-876349915692546827

[lapis grove]

Because I don’t know anyone e

[golden condor]

https://tenor.com/view/pushing-the-button-stuart-minions-the-rise-of-gru-minions2-pressing-the-button-gif-25300083

[surreal cradle]

Bello!

[golden condor]

Imagine being afraid of strangers

[lapis grove]

Smh

[wintry oyster]

Bello

[golden condor]

Rice

Fight me

[trim ridge]

Fight fight fight fight

might get Jersey mikes

Yall have any sandwich recs

[golden condor]

Y'all got cheese steak shop down in LA?

[trim ridge]

not near me

[golden fable]

@frosty stump @solemn socket

[willow venture]

Bring it

[golden fable]

As promised

[trim ridge]

Omg savory goodness

[golden fable]

And that's just a part

[frosty stump]

MY HAPPY PLACE

[golden fable]

[golden condor]

https://tenor.com/view/priscilla-not-another-teen-movie-bring-it-broughten-brought-gif-19928492

[frosty stump]

hildi

I bought some goats cheese today

[golden fable]

Ooooo

[frosty stump]

Like 5 varieties

[golden fable]

Goat cheese is so tasty

[frosty stump]

From a mini market basically

DUDE ITS SO GOOD

I haven't had cheese this good in a while

The one that's in olive oil with red pepper flakes, black peppercorns and cumin is actually so good

I could die eating it

[humble abyss]

From JMs?

[wintry oyster]

No

I’m at a disadvantage

You could break my bones

[open bronze]

????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

😭

[humble abyss]

Lmfao

[open quail]

unc looks tired

🥹

[thorn salmon]

He is

Hes very old

[golden fable]

He's the bestes

[lapis grove]

I got a cookie

[lapis grove]

❤️‍🩹

[open quail]

https://youtu.be/4629Lzrkyds?si=drSC3n0YxVlZ7VHx

@thorn salmon

Chopper Gang

@lapis grove Clippy

[golden gulch]

Fade summons thee

[burnt zodiac]

hello

[lapis grove]

!me?

[drifting sparrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1010993473098354830/1013039429406969866/last_final.png

[open quail]

Yes

Hello

[golden condor]

I see what you did with your pfp

Clever

[lapis grove]

[golden gulch]

Fade changes too much for those hits to really matter

[thorn salmon]

boku wa doctaaaaaaaa

tony tony chopppaaaaa

[trim ridge]

Yes

[open quail]

Thanks Glex

[open quail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1465924366012518441/1507691813052616714/image0.gif

[humble abyss]

#13 mikes way no oil add mayo, cherry peppers, jalapenos

Assuming you want cold.

If you want hot get a big kahuna cheesesteak

Rosemary Parm bread for both

[golden gulch]

Sounds like a personal parm-blem

[deft monolith]

GOODEST BOY

[desert patio]

when its memorial day weekend and ur phone dry asf and you had a chopped date and you got no job

[graceful cypress]

Gentle yoink because he’s old

[open bronze]

was the date that bad man ?

damn

[graceful cypress]

Never a great start when she brings up her ex

[open bronze]

https://fixupx.com/CapcomFighters/status/2058266406232424683?s=20

Capcom Fighters (@CapcomFighters)

And he's only 10 years old?? 🫣
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FixupX · May 23, 2026, 7:18 PM

[desert patio]

mostly on her part no hate

[golden gulch]

Assigning blame can be construed as responsibility

[surreal cradle]

Yikes LOL

[desert patio]

real and what happened

no joke

[surreal cradle]

At least a bullet was dodged

[desert patio]

bro it was so random

the bowling was awkward but we got boba afterwards and were finally hitting flow state

but then she goes to the bathroom says we should probably end i asked if she had a nice time and she said well me and my ex broke up 5 months ago im not ready for a realtionship

WHY ARE YOU ON HINGE

[surreal cradle]

Dude

[desert patio]

She was just kind of awkard/didn't have energy which is fine no hate on ehr sometimes we just dont click

[solemn socket]

https://tenor.com/view/meat-meatitarian-meatlife-fuck-veggies-gif-12939330

[surreal cradle]

I can see trying to move on by going out with other people but surely you can say on your profile you’re not ready for a relationship or something right

[desert patio]

idk its just weird to say at the end of a first date imo

like i just took it as a "im not interested in a second one"

which i wasnt either

so fair enough

[surreal cradle]

It was definitely that

But yeah it’s for the best

If you really want something serious you need to be in the e kitten servers

[desert patio]

True

just felt like i was doing all the heavy lifting in the first place

[neat lily]

Why are you even going on dates

You won't become a deadlock champion by going on dates

[latent ridge]

Deadlock mention holy moly

[desert patio]

So I can find my pocket Rem

[latent ridge]

(Sorry to hear about the hinge thing u deserve better goat)

[desert patio]

"how you play the game is press the 2 button whenever I'm low"

[solemn socket]

Damn, your generation is fucking stupid.

(mine was the same, but without social media)

[desert patio]

yea it felt like we had just started talking naturally

and then it wa sover

also btw dont do bowling as a first date unlesss its a group date

[surreal cradle]

@nocturne charm im sorry i have to cancel

We’re gonna have to go somewhere else pookie

[solemn socket]

I'd say just do the typical movie, but movies are freaking expensive nowadays.

[desert patio]

you cant talk on a movie

you are old buffy

thats okay

not for a first date

[neat lily]

You can talk after tbe movie

[solemn socket]

i would. but i'm built different

[neat lily]

Dipshit

[desert patio]

for 15 minutes then you go your seperate ways

a first date is to get to know them

assuming you have no rapport build together

dumbfuck

[solemn socket]

fuck it, go for the classic: meet some chick at a bar

[desert patio]

I cant go to the bar

im 20

[solemn socket]

lmoa

lmao*

shit I forgot

[neat lily]

LOL AMERICAN

[surreal cradle]

Buffy where did you meet Mrs Buffy

[solemn socket]

cunk's drunk right now

[solemn socket]

college sweethearts

same dorm

[desert patio]

damn you and your blasted happy relationship

[solemn socket]

dorm-ish. not really a dorm

[neat lily]

Blasted?

[trim ridge]

How was the date wombat

[surreal cradle]

That’s lovely

[desert patio]

not great

[trim ridge]

Oh…

[desert patio]

IF YOU THINK

THE OSIC ARE THE GOOD GUYS BRO?

YOU GOTTA TAKE UP AND WAKE A LOOK AROUND

[desert patio]

It wasn't on me for the most part and thats fine lol, we didn't click

[solemn socket]

do the women ever have "i like games" in their profile? or is that rare? you could try a modern arcade if idaho has them

[neat lily]

It was on you

[solemn socket]

but sometimes they're barcades

[golden gulch]

[neat lily]

If you were 6 foot there would have been a 2nd date

[golden gulch]

Youth

[desert patio]

I couldnt go to a barcade with a girl

I would be way too better at the games then her

[solemn socket]

legally i'm not sure if you can

[desert patio]

it would be embarassing for her

[surreal cradle]

Why go to a dating app for a gamer girl when discord is right there

[solemn socket]

meet a chick on deadlock

[desert patio]

unfortunately I'm only 6'1'

[neat lily]

I hate barcades so much

[desert patio]

drats

[desert patio]

I'll tell you when I find one

[solemn socket]

brrrrrooooo wait Wombat, lots of people meet and get hitched on FF14. perfect excuse to get you addicted with me and Cunk

[neat lily]

You don't have to lie here man its a safe space

[surreal cradle]

It’s like going to a gas station for coffee when the local cafe is down the street

[desert patio]

Cunk have you seen my popeyes review you can see me in my 6'1 glory

[solemn socket]

gas station coffee is poggers......

there's a beauty in the shittiness of it all

[neat lily]

I dont care about your popeyes review

[desert patio]

That's not very nice

[solemn socket]

his popeys review was adorable

[willow venture]

Where is this review

[desert patio]

Well don't get me blushin now

[surreal cradle]

You whacky millennials

[neat lily]

If you want to meet chick's just go look for beauties under bridges

[desert patio]

how the hell does this guy always bring up meeting girls under bridges

[neat lily]

That's where the winners are

[solemn socket]

aussie's are just into that shit

[solemn socket]

next maybe just take her out for sushi. who doesn't like sushi

how much info do these stupid dating sites show for people?

[willow venture]

Women love sushi

[neat lily]

Im literally giving you the cheat code

[solemn socket]

like can you gauge their interests?

[desert patio]

https://youtu.be/lwXCXbEl1Uc

[neat lily]

And your mocking me

[surreal cradle]

Cunk is manifesting a bridge troll gf

[desert patio]

terrible thumbnail

taht was the autogeneration

i would have not done that personally

[nocturne charm]

Cancel what

[solemn socket]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-toll-dany-creepy-scary-gif-5195830

[willow venture]

You can change it man

[neat lily]

Just want a girl that will give smell riddles.

[willow venture]

😭 I think it’s funny as hell tho

[neat lily]

Smell riddles....

[surreal cradle]

Our bowling first date

[desert patio]

What a nice troll I wonder what line he says after this

[nocturne charm]

Wait huh I wasn't informed about this and you're already cancelling it??

[surreal cradle]

It was literally on the google calendar

[willow venture]

But what do you do if she gives a riddle you never solve and she ghosts you

[solemn socket]

i made sure the gif did not continue into the next like to prevent getting banned

[desert patio]

[neat lily]

You didn't deserve her if you cant solve her riddles

[nocturne charm]

Farts

[desert patio]

I could solve any girl's riddles

[nocturne charm]

Anyway that interview went alright

[desert patio]

mainly because I am smarter then them

[willow venture]

I would humbly struggle with a troll gf

[surreal cradle]

Than*

[desert patio]

I promise that was intentional

🙏

[surreal cradle]

I don’t think I believe you

[willow venture]

Let alone a regular one

All women do is talk in riddles fr

[desert patio]

FACTS

[nocturne charm]

🤨

[golden gulch]

You'd probably have a second date at this point

[desert patio]

You wound me

[surreal cradle]

It’s true like what do you mean “can you take the trash out”? What does “did you load the dishwasher” mean? Like how am I supposed to know what “you left poop stains on the toilet seat again” means?

[open bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/yeesh-black-guy-tiktok-tiktok-tiktok-sticker-yike-gif-9854113389657750608

[nocturne charm]

I wish u could switch ur genders at will

[surreal cradle]

Truuuuue

[desert patio]

When I swap to a woman and immediately get 10% more angry

[surreal cradle]

Ngl if I was a guy I would pull like crazy

[golden gulch]

I don't intend harm. The better you are armed for the modern dating environment the better you will find who you are looking for

[nocturne charm]

I'd be a hot man I think

Like insanely hot

[desert patio]

I already am a hot man

I would be an even hotter woman

curly hair

[neat lily]

Did you hear theyre making an all female remake of 12 angry men

[desert patio]

hell yeha

[neat lily]

Its called 12 women!

[desert patio]

12 women

yuyp

good one

you came up with that yourself

[neat lily]

Its called 12 women!

Its called 13 women!

[surreal cradle]

This is why you don’t pull

[desert patio]

rokaya and ari u guys need to start making jokes at mens expenses or me and cunk will look real bad

[neat lily]

Dont

[latent ridge]

Make jokes about me!

[neat lily]

I have a fragile ego

[surreal cradle]

All you have to do is sit back and observe

[willow venture]

Actually yeah don’t joke at men’s expense please

[nocturne charm]

@desert patio

[surreal cradle]

Why would we make jokes about you guys, you’re already doing it yourself ! Hahaha

[mental oar]

I love this

[golden gulch]

EST is the BEST

[desert patio]

Completely false graph

[nocturne charm]

This is the most enthusiastic I've ever seen you about something ngl

[mental oar]

Since we’re on the topic of toilets though why was every sitcom going on about putting the toilet seat down

[willow venture]

It really isn’t that hard

[desert patio]

do u pee as a man sitting down or standing up

[surreal cradle]

Is this something that happens

[mental oar]

Standing

[willow venture]

Standing

[neat lily]

I pee as a man no matter what

[surreal cradle]

Sitting

[nocturne charm]

Could men pee while jumping

[golden gulch]

Blue collar is an honest take on most matters

[desert patio]

yes

[mental oar]

If I peed sitting I would touch the toilet water hahaha

[desert patio]

Its like a sniper rifle we test for trickshots

[neat lily]

Guys could we not debase ourselves by talking about such crude topics like urine

[surreal cradle]

That might be because the toilet is clogged

[willow venture]

That is what has to be happening at my stations bathroom

[desert patio]

thanks guys

I really needed this lighthearted chuckle

knowing that I'm going nowhere on memorial day weekend

[nocturne charm]

Aww my chud

[desert patio]

are you still in Japan ari

[surreal cradle]

Do we send the Drake “I needed this” meme?

[desert patio]

The motherland

[nocturne charm]

Nah

[mental oar]

Maneesh on the beat shebang

[nocturne charm]

It's been 2 months

[neat lily]

What is memorial day weekend do people do stuff on memorial day weekend

[surreal cradle]

ALL OF MY OPPS ARE DEAD

[neat lily]

Shouldn't you be remembering or something

[desert patio]

ice man was a nice man now im hot and cold

[desert patio]

have like a barbey or something

[willow venture]

I don’t vape but I smoke my ops

[desert patio]

whatever u australians call it

lets hop on the barbie mate

[neat lily]

Barbey

[desert patio]

smoke up some kangaroo innit

some kanga

[mental oar]

We remembering all the losers 😭 ✌️

[neat lily]

Kangaroo is pretty good

[willow venture]

Wiling wallaby this is funny

[desert patio]

You a good cunt kyle

[willow venture]

I’m 7% Australian yeah

[desert patio]

Wiling wallaby 😭

[willow venture]

[surreal cradle]

WHAT?????

Ew???

[neat lily]

Insane how kyle sent one message and it was funnier than your whole bit

[desert patio]

chill bro

[nocturne charm]

My Aussie accent has weakened

[graceful cypress]

[desert patio]

I didn't know Cunk got so woke when you mentioned australians

[graceful cypress]

Slightly poor timing

[neat lily]

Leave my people out of it.

[graceful cypress]

Just start calling people cunt a lot

It’ll fix itself

[nocturne charm]

True

[desert patio]

Ari is ms worldwide

[graceful cypress]

Mrs 305

[desert patio]

she aint a real aussie

[nocturne charm]

What dat mean

[surreal cradle]

Ari how many Americans have you charmed with your aussie accent

[desert patio]

you all over the world

do you not knwo pitbull

if a girl came up to me with an aussie accent i would prob be charmed

there was a girl I had a crush on in 4th grade

who had a british accent

i think it was british

[willow venture]

Lowkey I can’t tell the difference between Aussie and British accents

[worn lodge]

same

[surreal cradle]

Watch more british tv

[nocturne charm]

Don't even know

[desert patio]

I met this australian dude in in Italy and he was like 7'2'

he was mad chill tho

[steel junco]

Get better ears

[desert patio]

one of the tallest people ive ever seen

in person

[willow venture]

Working on my eyes first

[nocturne charm]

Have you guys had a moment where ur in another country and u meet a person of your country who's the same gender so it lowkey gets a Lil gay with all the tension

[desert patio]

?????????????

[neat lily]

You remembered me ❤️

[desert patio]

Bro that was macks

macks and marc in a trenchcoat

[graceful cypress]

Gosh I’m trying to find this hilarious vid. It was like some group talk show with Australians and there was some debate going on about being fat and dieting. You had this absolute unit of a woman wearing glasses and an bright pink outfit who had the gall to say that “dieting made me fat” and this white guy is great shape is just giving her a thousand yard stare trying to mentally process that

[desert patio]

i mean dieting can technically make u fat

u pick the diet

[nocturne charm]

Ya heard me

[desert patio]

Can't say I have but I've only been to europe

[willow venture]

Luckily Americans don’t have accents

[nocturne charm]

They do

[desert patio]

I think I'll use my credit card

[nocturne charm]

It's called American accent

Hmmm

What should I do until the date

[desert patio]

YOu have a date?

[ebon topaz]

The default accent

[nocturne charm]

It's like interview practice with this chick

It's basically a date

Bffr

[desert patio]

I guess 😭

Is she also into girls

[nocturne charm]

I'll find out today

[rocky geyser]

Good morning

[desert patio]

its the middle of the day bro

[rocky geyser]

Damn nvm

[frosty stump]

Hello brother Fritty

[rocky geyser]

How’s it going mentos

[frosty stump]

Fritty did you see the motorcycle i bought the other day

[rocky geyser]

No I don’t think I did

[frosty stump]

Smh I tagged you

Hol up

[golden gulch]

Yinze say what

[frosty stump]

Here

[frosty stump]

Doing pretty good btw, wbu?

[rocky geyser]

THATS CLEANN

[frosty stump]

low miles as well

Factory akrapovič exhaust and aftermarket sc project exhaust

All came with the motorcycle

[rocky geyser]

Doing alright just wore out from this week I’m ready for tonight to be over

[rocky geyser]

That’s very nice bro hell yeah

[frosty stump]

I had a 5 day work week and did a lot of mowing today

Like, 5 and a half hours of mowing plus weed wacking

Both at my own and parents place

But I'm alright not too exhausted

(Not factoring in daily workouts after work)

[rocky geyser]

Ive been tryna get back into the gym but I don’t eat enough so it just goes in vain

[frosty stump]

Ugh

I have a big appetite naturally so I can't help with that

I can help with workouts though!

[rocky geyser]

My appetite is so bipolar one day I can’t get enough and another day I won’t eat a damn thing

[lapis grove]

i haven't eaten a real meal in like 3 weeks

[open bronze]

🤔

[wintry oyster]

I have not ate anything today I think

Running on 2 hours of sleep at work I didn’t even think about it

[lapis grove]

why are you questioning what is your issue

[lapis grove]

😡

[wintry oyster]

Family is picking up midfila

Fritty’s favorite

[lapis grove]

sorry for your loss

its been ONE day with this game

[wintry oyster]

It happens

[frosty stump]

No wonder you're skinny

[open bronze]

Tf did I do

Damn

I'm sorry

😭

[lapis grove]

my bad thought you were sak

[open bronze]

?????

[lapis grove]

do i laugh or cry

[frosty stump]

up to you

[wintry oyster]

Mentos bad bad

[lapis grove]

ima laugh

[frosty stump]

You know I'm joking anyway

[lapis grove]

bcs YES i am a skinny legend

yes pops i know

[wintry oyster]

Skinny legend unite

[lapis grove]

repost twin

[frosty stump]

Tbh I don't think I have to clarify that anymore

[lapis grove]

yeah ur old and wise we know ur not mean

[frosty stump]

Tf do you want

😠

[rocky geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/wedding-crasher-hro-gif-25636997

[lapis grove]

LOLL

[wintry oyster]

I was kidding

Old man

[lapis grove]

helper gets beat up by a tank of a user

[wintry oyster]

Yeah I know

[lapis grove]

W

[frosty stump]

Rice...

[lapis grove]

not W actulaly

dont kill rice

[wintry oyster]

Yeah I’m a pile of bones

[frosty stump]

Rice...

[lapis grove]

chant his name one more time and summon a curse or smth

[frosty stump]

Nah screw you imma go back to tasting goats cheese

[lapis grove]

tf i do

[frosty stump]

everything

[open bronze]

Me when no one is looking

[wintry oyster]

Very true

[lapis grove]

i hate solitaire genuinely

[frosty stump]

Also I can't wait for watermelons

Gonna be my main source of hydration

[open bronze]

Try balatro

[lapis grove]

i had watermelon at a party earlier

[lapis grove]

same thing no

[lean glen]

[open bronze]

[lapis grove]

yoni if u say some bs ok nvm ur safe

[lean glen]

Bro

I thought i was dumb

[open bronze]

Time to watch wombat's séries

[lean glen]

u can continue arranging..

[frosty stump]

Tf

And you wouldn't share?

I'm pissed

[lapis grove]

???

i was at a party why would i scroll on discord and send you a pic of a watermelon slice

[onyx spade]

what server lvl is needed to be able to stream in Art Room? Or is it just diabled for all?

[open bronze]

Why not bruh

[lean glen]

be worthy

[lapis grove]

bcs i was around randoms i didn't know

[foggy yacht]

vinni

i love triple support

[lapis grove]

i left the party as soon as my friend did btw

[lean glen]

61% accuracy 😳

[frosty stump]

I didn't ask

😠

[onyx spade]

by? posting art in art chat?

[lapis grove]

???

are you doing alright mentos

[lean glen]

I meant that u need to be trusted by the mods to get the permission

[onyx spade]

ah ok

[frosty stump]

Hello

I am mentos

[lean glen]

mentos like

the gum

[frosty stump]

Do I need to clarify myself once again

[foggy yacht]

it should be better considering i'm almost on 200hrs with her 💀

[lapis grove]

You need VC toolbox perms from a mod, which is given to people they trust
For posting images in chat you just need the art role if you don't have it already

[lean glen]

i thought 61% is already good worthy, do u self snowflake or give it to teammate

[frosty stump]

Btw clippy

[lean glen]

why do u have vc toolbox

[onyx spade]

aye o> thx for info

[frosty stump]

I downed a monster energy drink in like 2 gulps today

[lapis grove]

eclip2e

[lean glen]

u missed my question

[lapis grove]

that was my answer

[lean glen]

if i was mod i wouldnt trust you

[foggy yacht]

90% of the time i rotate it between my two tanks esp since dino released it's on him like 24/7; i do put it on myself mostly to self-heal when my other supp is dead or i need a quick heal and can afford to take it off tanks for a second or i got caught in a 1v1 and it's either killing the enemy or dying

[lapis grove]

i'd sooner hire sak than you

[foggy yacht]

hitting shit like this just to lose 💔

I LOVE PLACEMENT MATCHES

[lean glen]

i hate rank resets every season

more like every month

[foggy yacht]

i got one c&d and jeff combo and now imma just instalock luna always cuz idgaf anymore, 80% of supps in this game suck so hard

idk why they make it 10 matches to place

it just doesn't make sense to gain/lose 40 elo no matter how you performed what's "placement" about that

[lean glen]

earlier this week i had 3 comp games in a row where someone disconnected and then the next game we got whooped badly cus my team went triple support first pick

[foggy yacht]

i hate triple supp cuz why do triple supp in my team go on side-quests but enemy triple supp is always perfectly coordinated and wipes ur entire team with a single ult

[lean glen]

and its always a heal bot

off supports r so much more fun

[golden gulch]

[vernal sail]

Yowza

[golden gulch]

Too much homemade pasta

[tawdry prairie]

Thrift store heat

[foggy yacht]

i get mantis players who try to healbot

[golden gulch]

[vernal sail]

Fr

If they were my size i would cop

[golden gulch]

Better than trying to reinvigorate overwatch at the moment

[vernal sail]

But my ass is not fitting in a mens 28

[tawdry prairie]

Oh FUCK yeah no my fatass will not fit in that

[foggy yacht]

i have yet to try this game

i just wanna know the warnings are true

[tawdry prairie]

My hips are too wide for even a 34 sometimes...

[vernal sail]

[lapis grove]

we rockin these

[vernal sail]

Mens jeans in general are not built for me

I unfortunately do not have a chopping board ass

[golden gulch]

This is the top gif search for the character

[vernal sail]

Slap a kirby sweater on top of it

[lapis grove]

W you get it

WWW

[vernal sail]

Im out here to confuse everyone at walmart about my vibe

[lapis grove]

thats the only reaosn anyone should go to walmart

[foggy yacht]

google says i'd need to play him too 😭

[glass pewter]

Good luck bro you'll need it ☠️

[lean glen]

most of rivals players ik came from ow thats new

[foggy yacht]

pasto dragged me into despair by saying i'd like the game

now i'm addicted and own every luna legendary

[lean glen]

i like the ultimates in ow more tbh, just way diverse and cool

[lapis grove]

@lean glen

[lean glen]

@lapis grove

[ebon topaz]

I’ve been playing overwatch recently lol

It’s hard to find a character I like

[lapis grove]

let the kistune guide you

[lean glen]

play sigma

not cus of his name

but hes so cool

[lapis grove]

i was cracked w widow

[lean glen]

me when i lie

[lapis grove]

bro

[lean glen]

Bro

[lapis grove]

.

[lean glen]

WTF

[ebon topaz]

I only used to play Mei and soldier back in 2017

[lean glen]

CLIPPY

[lapis grove]

WHAT

[lean glen]

why ping

[lean glen]

76 based

[ebon topaz]

You can’t freeze people with Mei anymore so that’s boring

[lean glen]

You can on a perk if i remember

[lean glen]

eh

[lapis grove]

ok buzz off

[lean glen]

sorry

im gonna be in solitaire

[lapis grove]

play spider

[lean glen]

nah

[lapis grove]

hop on

[onyx spade]

uuu fellow widow maker main I salute

[lapis grove]

i played kiriko a bit more, but i didn't play ow enough to have a main

[onyx spade]

I was widow one trick for 2 seasons than kiriko one trick for next 2 seasons xD

[ornate jacinth]

Is anyone else Crunchyroll taking 55gb of storage?

[onyx spade]

I always felt full after hitting upper dia

[willow venture]

Anyone know what it means if all I want to do is lay in bed and talk on discord all day

[open bronze]

HAHAHAH 67

[ebon topaz]

Probably had the most fun in Junker Queen and Cass but Cass feels op as fuck lol

[lean glen]

is this spider

[foggy yacht]

fulfillment, enlightenment, wisdom, freedom, hyperintelligence, efficiency, love, spirituality, hope

[lapis grove]

yes

[onyx spade]

everything I don't have

[lean glen]

idk the game rules

[lapis grove]

you have to be able to count

[lean glen]

i cant

[open bronze]

I wonder if they'll ever address this "issue"

[lean glen]

they said theyll reduce support capabilties but they buffed them instead

[lapis grove]

nerf johnny storm again

just for fun

[surreal cradle]

Wait relatable asf?

[lapis grove]

does this count as os

[lean glen]

hows that os

[surreal cradle]

Are you procrastinating something Kyle

[lean glen]

clippy

[lapis grove]

showing dr strange

[open bronze]

If they nerf something, casuals will stop playing the game

[lean glen]

thats not os

[lapis grove]

ur os

[lean glen]

true

rivals too scared to nerf squirrel moon knight spider and 90% of supports

[lapis grove]

bcs then no one will buy the skins

[foggy yacht]

triple supp is ass but also i wouldnt want supports nerfed cuz teams will never learn to peel or play together and playing support before was literally miserable because you kept getting shredded by dive and their ttk crutch one-shot combos on top of being blamed for everything

now i can at least defend myself on my own but a good dive will still be able to shred me if my team doesnt work together

[willow venture]

Not with anything in particular I think?

[lapis grove]

@open bronze can you play a good game

[ebon topaz]

Bring back season 2 Torch

No one was playing his ass anyway why the nerf

[lapis grove]

i got lord gambit and invis then quit

[ebon topaz]

Except me

[open bronze]

can you not stalk me ?

[foggy yacht]

torch deserves to be on the graveyard ngl

[open bronze]

grr

[ebon topaz]

He’s been IN the graveyard for a year

[lapis grove]

.. ur steam notif popped up

[open bronze]

you could've ignored it...

[wintry oyster]

I know what kind of man you are

[lapis grove]

imghost hungting and it bothered me

[foggy yacht]

i had one torch in my match today and the hitbox made me furious and my team too fucking stupid to go punisher and at some point the dude was just spamming the F ability on me i was like where tf this torch main coming from

https://tenor.com/view/rinauchis-cocobearkins-gif-26346664

[lapis grove]

@wintry oyster @golden condor didn't know the crucifix could burn in your hand

[wintry oyster]

Ouch

[lapis grove]

oh shit also

Double EXP weekend

we should grind it out for a few hours

i just got 1.8k on intermediate from doing NOTHING

[wintry oyster]

You’re getting prestige in no time

[lapis grove]

i hope so, if i play for the next 2 days straight i can

all nighter phas stream could be fun

if i had twitch

[wintry oyster]

All nighter you’d be dreaming ghosts eventually

[lapis grove]

i'd be seeing them in my room ngl

i already do

i hallucinate dots projections

[wintry oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/phasmophobia-hop-on-phasmophobia-phas-shovel-gif-16559748488567452907

[golden condor]

I thought you were at a party

Also yeah, that's why when you yelled at me to drop it I never said anything

[lapis grove]

i was there for like an hour max

LOL

just a grad party

[tidal delta]

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh man

my back is FUUUUUUUUUUUCKED

did too much physical work today

[golden condor]

have you tried turning it off and on again

[tidal delta]

i dont think thats possible

does sleep count?

it helps

[mental oar]

He meant your life

[tidal delta]

maybe if i was buddhist

[lapis grove]

No it makes it worse

[tidal delta]

BREAKING

https://vxtwitter.com/DailyMantle3/status/2057877716049723414

DailyMantle (@DailyMantle3)

three new little buges have been born in ENGLAND !!!

vxTwitter / fixvx • GIF · May 22, 2026, 5:34 PM

[lapis grove]

Awww three bugs

[mental oar]

Falling for ai sad to see

[tidal delta]

its real

i checked with port lympne officials (their instagram and facebook pages)

[lapis grove]

Waifu
Waifu
Ai waifu for laifu ❤️‍🩹

[tidal delta]

stop talking?

[slate jungle]

[lapis grove]

Pin worthy

[tidal delta]

no

[wintry oyster]

Demonicious

Hello lad

[lapis grove]

Don’t even joke lad

[wintry oyster]

True

[foggy yacht]

[golden condor]

CUTIE

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

https://tenor.com/bhEu4.gif

[lapis grove]

I wanna squish his face OMG

[foggy yacht]

imma go awwbabybabyboobobooboojwjwahakwgjwqbakanqhw from how cute he looks but he doesnt get it so he just stares at me but its even cuter

[open bronze]

REPO IS FUN AS F 😭 ✌️

[mental oar]

Is this real? I know he was in Japan doing crazy side quests

[tidal delta]

yes

its real

[golden condor]

get on that sf grind

[mental oar]

Imagine the end credits of duskbloods is The Weeknd

[golden condor]

thats scary

[lapis grove]

Glex get ready to grind phas tonight

[golden condor]

what if I don't want to

[lapis grove]

Oh alrighty

[golden condor]

I said what if

not that I didn't

[lapis grove]

I would comply with your decision

Where do you live again?

[golden condor]

downtown

[lapis grove]

No like your address.

[mental oar]

Yeah can you post it

[golden condor]

1766 Mendocino Dr. Concord, CA 94521

[lapis grove]

wtf

Where is that

[golden condor]

oh wait sorry

typo

[fiery garnet]

Im in heaven

[lapis grove]

OUU SHII

[night leaf]

Take me w you

[lapis grove]

Who did you just doxx

[golden condor]

a swim club lmfao

[lapis grove]

Wait a minute 0sun

Why are those figures so expensive

Those grand line figures should be likee 20-25 max

[fiery garnet]

Its a new store

[lapis grove]

Do not pay $45 for those, that’s absolutely insane

My huge hoshi figure wasn’t even that much

[fiery garnet]

Im not 😭

[foggy yacht]

WOOF WOOF AGAGAGAGAGAGAGA WHEJKEGWJAHWJAJWIQJWHWA

[lapis grove]

Holy scammers

[foggy yacht]

😛😛😛😛😛

[lapis grove]

CALM

[golden condor]

https://tenor.com/bdCAS.gif

[foggy yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-flightreacts-tongue-shake-google-pixel-gif-11335145770598513923

[lapis grove]

Just take the law figure I don’t want anymore

[fiery garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/tyuyos-ishowspeed-ishowspeed-meme-speed-speed-meme-gif-17616160487069326613

[foggy yacht]

i will consult with my private jet pilot for the pick-up

[lapis grove]

Oh dear

[wintry oyster]

Jail time

[foggy yacht]

jail time deez nuts

[wintry oyster]

No

[fiery garnet]

@lapis grove what fig should i get

[lapis grove]

aren’t they overpriced

[fiery garnet]

If i would

[lapis grove]

Actually either of the g5 luffy or g5 Bonney isn’t a bad price for that line

My battle record figs were $35 I think

[fiery garnet]

Oooo

[lapis grove]

Bonneyyyyy

[golden condor]

I just realized that I lost my hair tie while I was sleeping

[wintry oyster]

You have hair?

[lapis grove]

You’re not bald?

[wintry oyster]

[golden condor]

I wear a wig

[fiery garnet]

You have long hair?

[wintry oyster]

Yes

[lapis grove]

Do you wear wigs

[wintry oyster]

When will you wear wigs

[lapis grove]

When will you wear wigs

you larp lotr bud

How do you know

[wintry oyster]

Nay

[wintry oyster]

That clip is everywhere

[lapis grove]

“Aren’t they looking for the ring”

[wintry oyster]

Oh dear

[lapis grove]

https://tenor.com/view/when-will-you-wear-wigs-ven-vill-you-vear-vigs-lord-of-the-rings-frodo-elijah-wood-gif-17930969

[golden condor]

I just told you I wear wigs

[wintry oyster]

Do you have a bowl cut

[wintry oyster]

I know

A bowl cut wig surely

[nocturne charm]

@desert patio I found out that she is NOT into girls

[lapis grove]

Change her mind

[golden condor]

how'd your interview go

[lapis grove]

Now

[willow venture]

[wintry oyster]

[nocturne charm]

It went alright though the guy said that'd there would be a total of 5 rounds and I said I don't wish to proceed

[golden condor]

lmao

5 rounds

[nocturne charm]

5 rounds for a firm that doesn't even pay 6 figures

[lapis grove]

Wtfff

[nocturne charm]

Are we serious

[lapis grove]

Starbucks be like

Idk how I got the job

[wintry oyster]

They love you already

[lapis grove]

I don’t even know them

[nocturne charm]

Anyway good thing I wasn't targetting it at all

[wintry oyster]

Exactly

[fiery garnet]

[wintry oyster]

Ocean bomb

[nocturne charm]

Aiyaaa

I think I scared her

Somehow.

[pale granite]

WHATTT

[golden condor]

@wintry oyster

[nocturne charm]

Really??!!?

I'll join right away

Aw

[golden condor]

"somehow"

[wintry oyster]

Came off too strong

Someone beat me to the punch Glex

[golden condor]

you're too slow

[wintry oyster]

In mobile yes

I know what Kyle’s life felt like

[golden condor]

no excuses, play like a champ

[wintry oyster]

That isn’t what your Mother said

[willow venture]

Any billionaires in chat trying to make a dream of mine come true

[open bronze]

waiting for the patch

[nocturne charm]

Future quadrillionaire here

@willow venture

[willow venture]

Trying to live in 1 to 1 recreation of the Mario 64 peach castle

Think we can make it happen

[nocturne charm]

This is just a small house in Texas

Dream bigger

[willow venture]

No but the interior needs to match too…

[nocturne charm]

Hm

[lapis grove]

im sorry

"whats great about this game is that you can sell your friends' body parts for money"
do i want to know what my brother is doing

[cyan flower]

nah that sounds fire

[lapis grove]

and just when i thought the evening would be chill

[worn lodge]

oh this game is amazing if i'm thinking the right one

gamble with your friends

[lapis grove]

balatro?

[worn lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/gamble-with-your-friends-doakes-stupid-kamiina-gif-387502933724139596

its called "gamble with your friends"

[lapis grove]

oh shit is THAT why he was tlaking about blackjack

[worn lodge]

its like a daily quota in a casino with a lot of different gambling games so you all work together to go over the quota but the money is shared

[lapis grove]

that sounds either fun or someone ends up dead

[worn lodge]

if you all dont get the quota everyone ends up dead

theres also items too so like you can get a mic that doubles your winnings when someone sings into it, or another item that can erase or double your last loss

stuff like that

[lapis grove]

i meant irl but yes that too

@golden condor so you can play phas later right

[flint silo]

@worn lodge do you remember i showed you this?

i found drone footage from above 💀

[golden condor]

si

[flint silo]

just 600m tho, not 1000

[lapis grove]

lets goooo

que hora?

[worn lodge]

i think i do

[flint silo]

look at the video

[golden condor]

whenever

I'm just watching combo breaker

[worn lodge]

jumping up and down at the furthest part here

[golden condor]

https://tenor.com/bkdUJvhpVYw.gif

[lapis grove]

once i clean ill hop in vc

idk how to say that in spanish

[golden condor]

mis pantalones estan quemados

[worn lodge]

this is true

[lapis grove]

reacted " 👍 " to your message

[worn lodge]

i can speak spanish

[lapis grove]

hey wait i know what you said

😡

[golden condor]

of course you know, it's what you wanted to say

[lapis grove]

i hope the ghost kills yo ass

[golden condor]

https://tenor.com/bWH8m.gif

[nocturne charm]

Lowkey

I don't know what color my eyes r

[golden condor]

maybe you're color blind

[lapis grove]

let me look

ill tell you

[compact citrus]

They're alien colored

[willow venture]

My eyes are bluish grey

[lapis grove]

mine are hazel

they were extra blue the other day

[golden condor]

mine are light brown

but light enough to be hazel though

[worn lodge]

mine are the darkest brown in the world

[golden condor]

yeah you're color blind cause thats green

[nocturne charm]

Hm

[golden condor]

lol

[nocturne charm]

Sometimes it's blue

[worn lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/eiffel-65-blue-da-ba-dee-e65-crowd-cheering-tukonians-gif-14435499926497768767

[golden condor]

eye color can change based on lighting

[charred musk]

dark eyes >>>

[golden condor]

https://tenor.com/Ii5b.gif

[willow venture]

I blame my blue eyes for my eye surgeries

[nocturne charm]

At one point I lowkey thought i had grey eyes

[willow venture]

Ours are very close to the same arisu

[open bronze]

Repo is not for the weak

☠️

[charred musk]

you have had eye surgeries?

[willow venture]

Yep

[charred musk]

what for

[willow venture]

To stabilize my vision and let my left eye see better with glasses on

[charred musk]

i see

[willow venture]

I’ve been playing games half blind and still kicked ass

[golden condor]

fight me

[willow venture]

[flint silo]

solitaire doesnt count

[willow venture]

I’ll fight you when alien girl releases

I’ll fight you too daniwa for that comment

[flint silo]

[lapis grove]

thats me who plays

[quick pivot]

I WANT TO BEAT UP GHOSTS

RAHHHHHH

@lapis grove @golden condor @wintry oyster