also-manga

[hazy turret]

Facts

Everyone has muscles underneath genius

[digital spear]

Yeah I check any screenshot I send in this server even if theres nothing that gives anything away

[ashen perch]

lack toes intolerant? why would you be intolerant to lacking toes

[digital spear]

Larpe Diem

[hearty shore]

triple T is genuinely the only AI brainrot that's still relevant today

and even then it's starting to die out as well

[final trench]

He goated

[ashen perch]

see I cant win with you guys

[hazy turret]

Yeah

[past flax]

I can't believe I get to use this

[digital spear]

I guess you would be

[final trench]

https://tenor.com/view/tung-tung-tun-sahur-triple-t-baseball-gd-factory-gda-gif-1854852880634152667

[ruby cape]

👅👅👅👅👅👅👅

[final trench]

The tongue team

Pause

[digital spear]

Freak Piece

[grand flower]

A guy in this chat told me he’d spit on me so I DMed him my address and asked him to come show me he’s gonna do that

Posting your address on the internet is safe

[rose rune]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-caribou-caribou-one-piece-swamp-tongue-out-gif-30545506879782158

[hazy turret]

Eyup

[digital spear]

Aura

[grand flower]

Most people arent gonna do anything

[tranquil blade]

I'm never gonna be able to see that one homie in Whole Cake Island without thinking of the Big T

[ruby cape]

3 tongue or 3 tung… tung tung tung…

[digital spear]

Thanks you wise horse of truth and knowledge

[hearty shore]

everyone who sticks his tongue out in one piece one way or another has had privilege

[grand flower]

Huh

[ashen perch]

''grow up'' ''youre an unc'' its gotta be one of them...

[formal wagon]

huh

[hazy turret]

Wait who

[rose rune]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-perospero-charlotte-perospero-candy-lick-gif-9871405224887518430

[grand flower]

You’re welcome my son

[formal wagon]

wait who

[ashen perch]

LMAOOOOOOOOO

[tranquil blade]

The tree homie I forgot his namew

[past flax]

It wasn't for me

[hazy turret]

Kingbaum

[ashen perch]

Tung Tung Tung Kingbaum

[hazy turret]

Lmaooooo

[ruby cape]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-big-mom-young-big-mom-charlotte-linlin-linlin-gif-18382869381166723171

[hearty shore]

https://klipy.com/gifs/vegapunk-vegapunk-one-piece-2--k01KRM7KF72VQVWQEPMBYRR9NQ3

[final trench]

Oh nah he biting down on his tongue

[tranquil blade]

He's now the tung tung tung sahur homie

[digital spear]

Aw hell nah they turned Kingbaum brainrot

[formal wagon]

what does that have to do with the letter t

[ashen perch]

what did Oda know

[past flax]

I'm surprised young moria wasnt drawn with his tongue out the way Oda drew his ass

[prisma yacht]

Ur so uncsome

[formal wagon]

💀

[digital spear]

Its Triple Ts evolution

[prisma yacht]

wholesome but unc

[tranquil blade]

That's the big Tung

[past flax]

Imagine being unc

[ruby cape]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-ochoku-ochoku-one-piece-tongue-tongue-out-gif-7225139026296811423

blimey

[digital spear]

https://tenor.com/view/trevenant-phantump-wood-hammer-unite-pokemon-gif-7788867860209928084

triple Ts revenge

[formal wagon]

he's all i wanted and so much more

[hazy turret]

And remember, it’s three tung’s when you spell that man’s name

[tranquil blade]

I knew this server would get infested with it when I saw things related to it all over even my instagram

[rose rune]

one of the best shiny's btw

[ruby cape]

all yours mailbox

[prisma yacht]

What man

[formal wagon]

theres only one tung left

[digital spear]

so glue. Love that evo line in general

[past flax]

@hazy turret remember this panel :)

Joker kidd

[hazy turret]

Top 5 kid panels

[ashen perch]

tung tung tung sahur is so hard to say, it should be one less tung

[hazy turret]

Literally what are you blabbing about

[digital spear]

I love him looking so arrogant

[ashen perch]

tung tung sahur rolls off the tongue super easily

[formal wagon]

no

[ruby cape]

Nah you just got a skill issue to be honest

[formal wagon]

eustass is awesome

[grand flower]

Ulti’s tongue makes me feel things

[ashen perch]

tung tung tung sahur - too wordy

[digital spear]

no its better with 3 tungs

[past flax]

He looks like suicide squad joker

[tranquil blade]

Kid would be one of those people with a joker car tbh

[rose rune]

he looks like he's forcing a laugh, while crying inside

[hazy turret]

Get your EYES checked

[urban lodge]

Bring back the Ulti tongue pfp Shuron

[grand flower]

Me?

[grand flower]

He looks SO weird here

[past flax]

WAIT

[hazy turret]

He looks handsome

[digital spear]

what did I miss

[ashen perch]

I dunno its off smh

[past flax]

I FOUND IT

[urban lodge]

It's ancient

[ashen perch]

is it the Leto Kid edit please no

[past flax]

The holy image

[ashen perch]

Oh god

[hazy turret]

That image means nothing to me

[digital spear]

KAMI

[final trench]

The cursed nami and kidd ship

Do they even interact blud

[dapper tree]

I did not wanna remember that

[tranquil blade]

Nami called him "the other guy"

[rose rune]

first image I've saved in a long time from this server

[hazy turret]

Playing hard to get, I get it

[final trench]

Yikes

[tranquil blade]

So I mean I suppose

[ashen perch]

he really does look like Leto Joker

[digital spear]

1 time when Kid saves Nami and Usopp from Big Mom

[final trench]

Top 5 worst things a woman can say about you

[hazy turret]

I’m familiar with these games

[digital spear]

That was a cool scene honestly

[final trench]

#true

[tranquil blade]

son son son sahur

[digital spear]

And theyre both goated

[final trench]

Gecko moria is kidd if he gave up

[ruby cape]

Morias just way better though

[past flax]

Wrong time for you to check in here

[hazy turret]

Thank you whoever deleted that

[grand flower]

That’s not the kid I know, who’s handsome in the way a blacksmith is, after spending all day in his smoldering workshop but I bring him a glass of lemonade and I watch his lips purse on the rim of the glass and imagine how lovely it would have been to be that glass

[hazy turret]

Never mind

[grand flower]

My signal lagged

[ruby cape]

yeah this break is long

[grand flower]

I wanted to male sure you see it @hazy turret

[past flax]

Thanking yourself is next level narcissism

[final trench]

Gecko Moria = Kidd
Crocodile = Law

[ashen perch]

well she does know his name

[grand flower]

I did it

[hazy turret]

You don’t get it

[grand flower]

Rokaya only wishes she was me

[final trench]

Ah ok

[past flax]

[ashen perch]

wow the artwork is rough lol

[tranquil blade]

Yeah but she also calls him the other guy after this

[final trench]

Because other guy is crazy

[ashen perch]

true true

[hazy turret]

Don’t make me pull out the logs it wadnt me

[tranquil blade]

but I'm not going to look because I don't want to

[digital spear]

The sweat beading from his muscular abs wakens my thirst

[ashen perch]

no I remember that

[grand flower]

Nami has the same personality type as Splatterina too

[hazy turret]

Yeah so I can kill myself maybe

[dapper tree]

no

[past flax]

God I found that edit I did where I turned who's who into Garfield

[past flax]

WHAT

[final trench]

Somehow this still aint worse than vasco shot and yamato

[dapper tree]

https://klipy.com/gifs/sick-76--k01KRM7ZWMPD5JGC3KBBFVXHERQ

[hearty shore]

why is this more of an eyesore than zoro x sanji slop y'all send here

[digital spear]

Because Zoro and Sanji have scenes

[wraith mantle]

KaMi

[final trench]

👀

[uncut agate]

Let the redheads be together

[hazy turret]

Oh oh the misery

[digital spear]

I like how neither character starts with Ka or Mi

[prisma yacht]

https://x.com/i/status/2054942542232158642 peak soon

𝐏𝐚𝐧 ☾ (@garlings_duck)

KEEP ON TRUSTING THE PROCESS 🗣️🔥

X · May 14, 2026, 3:10 PM

[hazy turret]

It’s k from kid and ami from nami

Fool

[digital spear]

OGs remember

[wraith mantle]

I steal art

[digital spear]

Yeah but he wrote KaMi as if Ka or Mi are syllables in their names, only Mi is at the end of Nami

Aura

Jonbei...

[past flax]

LMAO

[dapper tree]

can we get the kid gif where he loses his hair or whatever

turns into just a guy

[final trench]

He would do some shit like this which is fucked up

[past flax]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-kid-kid-one-piece-eustass-kid-cape-gif-8217476386374942992

[brittle basin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/738580480437387264/1302412654274416722/kid_to_kenny_transformation.gif

[rose rune]

last one I'll post

[brittle basin]

BTW, his transformed name is Kenny.

[past flax]

HELP NO

[final trench]

Turned bro into a business man

[dapper tree]

thanks

[past flax]

Whose white baby is that

[hearty shore]

kaya live reaction

[rose rune]

no worries, I ship her with bellamy

[hearty shore]

https://klipy.com/gifs/correlation-no--k01KRM87PB6BTTZ8HEBFZ1VVEFF

[tranquil blade]

He became Kenny from marketing

[brittle basin]

Psychosopp.

[tranquil blade]

Worst possible fate

[dapper tree]

we need some of you guys banned

[past flax]

Can we nuke this server

[dark nymph]

ong

[past flax]

Fats please

[past flax]

STOP FINDING IMAGES

[dapper tree]

[rose rune]

he's tall, muscular, blonde and tan. that's all kaya needs

[hearty shore]

https://klipy.com/gifs/getaway-idw-getaway--k01KRM88NKEY5FEDM82B3EKX51F

[dapper tree]

go back to the gay ships

[grand flower]

I place my hands gently against his chest. I watch his well defined abs rise and fall, his breath on my forehead

[rose rune]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-bellamy-bellamy-one-piece-smile-blood-gif-15963415423231285802

[hearty shore]

why do i get the feeling this isn't your first time writing stuff like this?

[tranquil blade]

shuron is an ao3 writer

[grand flower]

Hot

[grand flower]

What’s that

[dapper tree]

well....i can't say I'm surprised

[tranquil blade]

archive of our own

it's where people write like fanfics and stuff

[brittle basin]

https://tenor.com/view/lab-labe-zolu-zoroxluffy-one-piece-gif-18008154

[dapper tree]

dang

this is somehow better than kid and nami

[grand flower]

I’m very talented

[dapper tree]

can we go back to ship ships

[wraith mantle]

Is nami considered ginger

[prisma idol]

Yes

[hearty shore]

she dyes her hair orange with tangerine but in reality her hair is brown

don't tell anyone

this is a secret

[past flax]

[digital spear]

Ohhhh

Honestly it was kinda obvious I feel dumb for not realizing this earlier lol

I mean why else would Nami plant some stupid tangerines on the ship

[grand flower]

How can I improve my craft

[digital spear]

Not by a jedi

[hearty shore]

read

you read the forbidden fanfics

the juiciest there is

[wraith mantle]

Damn she using the tangerine to keep dying her hair

[digital spear]

I should try that too

[dapper tree]

YC gonna become a ginger?

[warm sierra]

until one day she dyes her hair with a devil fruit

[graceful grove]

chapter day

https://tenor.com/view/crocodile-gif-3475068133109398576

[warm sierra]

!chop

[tropic nova]

Next chapter comes out on <t:1779634800:F> <t:1779634800:R> (time zone adjusted)

[hearty shore]

https://klipy.com/gifs/how-do-we-tell-him-mr-krabs--k01KRM8VAY5RAJC4R5F4TX5DS07

[graceful grove]

https://tenor.com/view/cant-read-gif-8601850895406729169

[digital spear]

Based on the caption I dont think they used that gif accurately

[warm falcon]

You can mute me or smtg

[digital spear]

I dont think its that bad to study healthcare

[hazy turret]

Oh I was hoping you were gonna say something useless like computer science and mute you for that

[warm sierra]

nah I think they should be banned for doing that

[tranquil blade]

lol

[hazy turret]

I’m sorry I had to

[hearty shore]

CS students genuinely gonna get replaced by AI, i mean so many of them are vibe coders now

[hazy turret]

You guys are the majority so I’m punching up

[warm falcon]

It's an universe tô study in short time topics related to biology and chemistry. Só intimidating

[warm sierra]

Blackbeard dance AI video posting degree

[tranquil blade]

Well I don't study computer science so it doesn't matter to me

[hazy turret]

I thought you did…

[tranquil blade]

I did like a year and a half ago but i switched to engineering

[hazy turret]

They’re at the front row but let’s be real it’s quickly coming for most of us

[hazy turret]

Hope you’ve been paying attention during lectures…

How long do we mute you

[hearty shore]

what does attention mean

i genuinely js go for attendance

say "here" and that's all i do

[hazy turret]

It’s like when a family guy subway surfers soap asmr video starts playing

[digital spear]

ohhhh ngl I didnt really understand this conversation but now I do

[graceful grove]

this gen is cooked

[tranquil blade]

Unfortunately I had like 2 switches between that so I'm only just now getting into calc and finishing up with chem and hopefully starting physics in the fall

[brittle basin]

wtf even is this sentence

did you have a stroke?

[formal wagon]

what does calc mean is that short for something

like calculator

[hearty shore]

calculus

[formal wagon]

no

[hearty shore]

yes

[formal wagon]

no

think again

[brittle basin]

it's short for Calcutta

[graceful grove]

https://tenor.com/view/brian-family-guy-tiktok-funny-clip-tasty-sand-gif-27509497

[hazy turret]

^

[brittle basin]

This is giving me anxiety

I hate the youth

[formal wagon]

that family guy scene is crazy

[hearty shore]

unreadable sentence if it were in the 2010s btw

[formal wagon]

when family guy got serious 😨

[hazy turret]

Alright mr roflcopter flying spaghetti monster salad fingers generation

[formal wagon]

💀 monster salad

who remembers monster salad and fingers generation

[hazy turret]

Yumm

I’m hungry now

[hearty shore]

sometimes i'd like to picture early 21st century americans as people who wake up eat fried eggs and bacon, go to business work, return home, have steak and peas for dinner and watch family guy the classic american comedy then they go to sleep, rinse and repeat

[brittle basin]

lord, I haven't heard roflcopter in 20 years

[graceful grove]

alr granma

back to your room

[warm falcon]

1 week

[fast pagoda]

goty?

[formal wagon]

the next baldur's expedition ring 33

[hazy turret]

Say your goodbyes

[formal wagon]

GOODBEYE

[graceful grove]

goodbye mail

[formal wagon]

🕊️

[ashen perch]

Oh we're finally banning mail?

Hype

[graceful grove]

yes

do it

[formal wagon]

arsal would miss me

i can't go

[tranquil blade]

mailbob

[hearty shore]

am i watching a live execution?

[formal wagon]

oh thats...

[ashen perch]

I don't think I would

[formal wagon]

yeah you don't think much pal

[graceful grove]

u know what. ill miss u mail

[formal wagon]

💀

[hazy turret]

Oh he owned you dude

[ashen perch]

Well maybe like how you miss that time where everything fucking sucked

Maybe I'd miss him like that

[formal wagon]

egghead is over

[graceful grove]

thank god

[twin heron]

Wait why 😭

[ashen perch]

It ended in December

[brittle basin]

Act 4 soon

[formal wagon]

HOLY SHIT

❤️ that actually warmed my heart

for real

[graceful grove]

fucking hell its july already

[ashen perch]

Elbaf's lowkey going to be what Wano never was

[hearty shore]

no it's not

[graceful grove]

proof?

[hearty shore]

but we're one month away from 50% of 2026

[ashen perch]

It's going to have the mythical Acts 4 and 5

After the raid on Elbaf-shima succeeds

(t/n Shima means Island)

[tranquil blade]

You could just say island

[graceful grove]

sometimes i think arsal is cool and then he does this

[ashen perch]

No but it doesn't sound like Onigashima avery

[tranquil blade]

Good we should forget about Onigashima

[formal wagon]

sugoi desu shima

eat a toki mass ew

[ashen perch]

And I get Cooler

[dapper tree]

onigawhat?

[graceful grove]

https://tenor.com/view/pikachu-sadness-pet-head-caterpie-sad-gif-16792400

[hazy turret]

That’s your fault for thinking that in the first place

[dapper tree]

yeti cool bros?

[ashen perch]

Zoro's enders 🔥

[dapper tree]

he used to be like 6 years ago

[tranquil blade]

67 year old Inaki will say this in opla season 16

[dapper tree]

944?

[dapper tree]

LOL

[formal wagon]

tbh elbaf needs lucci

tbh

[dapper tree]

Tier 2 Covenant Lucci with Omen Buff?

[formal wagon]

• redbei's sacrifice

[ashen perch]

What'd he even do, become Imu's Bartolomeo?

[formal wagon]

lowkey need to update the lucci video to take omen into account

[graceful grove]

he already carried egghead on his back. lett him rest for now

[ashen perch]

IMU SAAAAMAAAA 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 - Lucci

[tranquil blade]

Omen Lucci would be cool but idk if Imu respects Lucci enough to do all that

[formal wagon]

why is he sobbing

[tranquil blade]

Plus I kinda hope he defects even though he's evil

[ashen perch]

Because Bartolomeo sobs a lot

[iron oriole]

Have they started doing "give me Omen boost Imu, this is base X" yet?

[formal wagon]

shanks is also an omen merchant

WAIT

omen buggy?

like if you agree tbh

[graceful grove]

i don't think Lucci would accept it. he is a better character now

him and Akainu will have cool character growth

if oda is a good writer

[iron oriole]

He'd 100% take it if it meant being able to fight Luffy again & maybe actually land a proper blow

[digital spear]

would Lucci even have a choice

[dapper tree]

he slaughters CDs after Imu and the gorosei lose

[ashen perch]

If Lucci doesn't defect, his destiny is becoming Imu's Bartolomeo

[formal wagon]

lucci always has a choice and makes the right one

[cunning narwhal]

nah but they should

[tranquil blade]

Lucci has aura so yes

[ashen perch]

I do think he defects though, Galley La reunion is happening.

[digital spear]

hype

[ashen perch]

You're Hired - Paulie

[dapper tree]

Iceberg is gonna roll up in the final war with pluton

[formal wagon]

nerona paulie is real btw

[iron oriole]

Arsal i swear you just think everyone is defecting these days

[graceful grove]

that side of Lucci is done after egghead

[formal wagon]

theres evidence for this

[digital spear]

Imu is defecting

[dapper tree]

traitor theory every arc

[ashen perch]

Well I only said this about 2 people

[formal wagon]

be nice to arsal guys

[cunning narwhal]

if anyone from cp0 defects its prob kaku

[digital spear]

Lindbergh is defecting from the Revos he is evil

[graceful grove]

there have been a traitor in every post ts arc

[tranquil blade]

Imu is gonna carry the WG in the war because no one else is gonna want to stick around

[formal wagon]

who made him evil

[ashen perch]

I actually believe in less traitors than the average fan

[digital spear]

oda

[formal wagon]

FUCK THAT GUY

eiichiro >

[tranquil blade]

Fujitraitor is real

[graceful grove]

https://tenor.com/view/sanji-nobody-loves-me-gif-4131441800377650355

[digital spear]

Fujitora is actually the most evil admiral

[ashen perch]

Like I don't believe there's a traitor Gorosei

[formal wagon]

yeah why is he larping a nice blind guy

what if he's not actually blind

and its a character

[tranquil blade]

Traitor gorosei happened like 800 years ago

[dapper tree]

Cause he's blind. we know

[graceful grove]

thats discrimination against blind ppl

[ashen perch]

True true

[formal wagon]

monster will betray the red hair pirates

[digital spear]

Garling is manipulating Imu to die so he can replace him

[dapper tree]

[grand flower]

i was about to say

[graceful grove]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-squid-game-2-cheers-happy-excited-gif-13406404385856133045

[grand flower]

gary is the gorosei traitor

[formal wagon]

about to say what

[ashen perch]

The whole galley la will return, won't be Kaku alone

[digital spear]

this will actually be Rockstar because he is Blackbeards spy

[graceful grove]

he eats yasopps face

[formal wagon]

W rockstar

Wockstar even

[ashen perch]

Garling's just a little stupid

[tranquil blade]

Garling has his own agenda but he cant do anything about Imu at the moment

[cunning narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/lithuania-lithuanian-fact-check-lithuanian-fact-check-false-this-post-has-been-fact-checked-gif-13947112850093392958

[formal wagon]

i love lithuania's flag

and romania's flag

best tricolors

[digital spear]

What do the Lithuanians know about One Piece

[ashen perch]

What does the nation of Lithuania have to do with Fujitora

[iron oriole]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

Best flag

[cunning narwhal]

idk i think lucci is too much of a wg simp to defect

[tranquil blade]

but he also is the only one Imu cant instakill from taking away his immortality

[ashen perch]

He'll get there eventually

[digital spear]

Too few flags have dragons or other cool shit its all just stripes now

[ashen perch]

Garling just gets oneshotted by Imu anyways, it's not making any difference

[digital spear]

Thats why he needs to do it subtly

[ashen perch]

I do feel like he has the highest chances of betraying though for sure

[digital spear]

I just hope Oda does something interesting with Garling and Shamcock

[iron oriole]

Idt Garling is actively working towards it but if Imu happens to die, i think he has a plan in place to usurp control for himself

[ashen perch]

Imu does need his Squard for the WB parallel...

[graceful grove]

hypetool for Shanks

[tranquil blade]

I still think everyone on that one spread has their own separate agendas

Even though several of them technically are followers of other people in the spread

[digital spear]

Yeah I hope that means even Garling and Shamcock will differ in their goals and Shamcock wasnt just put on it for hype even though thats probably the reason

[tranquil blade]

It's for both unless Oda is a hack

[urban lodge]

Greedy ass Figarlands

[formal wagon]

shimotsuki kaido

[dapper tree]

Garling and Dragon VS Imu

[digital spear]

Whats the reason for showing a woman shooting with a machine cock at the start

[iron oriole]

I wouldn't put it past Oda to make Shamrock kinda working with Shanks but with what Shamrock has said about him, there doesn't sound like theres still a relationship between them

[dapper tree]

https://klipy.com/gifs/you-wo-joker--k01KRMB1MRM2JFH4AZNAHGNZEQR

[graceful grove]

baby 5 reference

[novel musk]

Woah it’s a joke is it against the rules

[dapper tree]

yes

[potent thunder]

Bro deadass got a prosthetic dih

[novel musk]

Blud

How

It’s nothing

It’s just a gun

[dapper tree]

what do you mean how?

[digital spear]

Yes cuz I DONT GET IT

[iron oriole]

PG13 smh

[trim lily]

send them to the cactus

[novel musk]

It’s just part of the joke

[dapper tree]

No jokes allowed

it's da rulez

[digital spear]

The cactus....!!

[potent thunder]

Nobody here understands it

[novel musk]

What about this one

[wraith mantle]

Who’s excited for chapter week

[iron oriole]

Only allowed 1 joke per year & if its not good then banned

[brittle basin]

-says "no jokes allowed"
-votes for Jack and Cracker
-Curious

[dapper tree]

HEY

[digital spear]

WHY ARE THEY DUCKS????? WTF???!?!?!!!!!

[dapper tree]

That serious stuff

[novel musk]

Like luffy said they too slow

[potent thunder]

Yo ducks reference i take that as a sign they win today🙏

[trim lily]

me at the uhh ducks competition

[digital spear]

What? Win what? Bread?

[potent thunder]

Hockey game

They're losing 3-2 in the series and its a must won game

[iron oriole]

4-2 inc

[dapper tree]

https://klipy.com/gifs/bread-plane--k01KRMB2T241DW6HDRNPH5MC5ES

[formal wagon]

💀 hockey

[digital spear]

Guys... I remember a time before exist was in this chat ... I could understand everything ... now its just jokes I dont get ...

[potent thunder]

Pls no

[formal wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-shaky-cam-found-footage-chopper-dr-chooper-gif-3249813292836039258

[digital spear]

Am I behind the times or are the times before me...

[iron oriole]

With a name like ducks, no wonder they're losing in hockey though... ducks are good on water not ice

[digital spear]

Is that even icehockey

They just said hockey

[formal wagon]

tuahy

[iron oriole]

Who tf plays Hockey not on ice

[trim lily]

we do not live in a world where ice hockey is not the default

street hockey is NOT real

[digital spear]

Its a strange world

[tranquil blade]

Oh yeah speaking of sports if you see muk lmk I need to admit that the knicks are actually good and Jokic is a fraud

[digital spear]

Its basically Golf

[cunning narwhal]

since when were there other types of hockey? 😭

[potent thunder]

Bro they're in conference semis the golden knights are just gay ref lovers

[iron oriole]

Idk what those words mean

[digital spear]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-buggy-hockey-no-haki-laugh-gif-26247730

[ashen perch]

I imagine there's probably a meaning behind that string of words

[iron oriole]

You decipher it then Arsal

Mr Smart Guy Arsal Wise

[tranquil blade]

I kinda know what it means but I don't know the teams since I don't watch hockey

[trim lily]

many of the discussions that go on here would kill a victorian child

[ashen perch]

I don't know, I didn't say I understood it

[digital spear]

^

[dapper tree]

the child would kill us

[digital spear]

idk who the Golden Knights are, aura name honestly.

[trim lily]

such is their right

[iron oriole]

Golden Knights vs Holy Knights

[ashen perch]

Holy knights if they were good

[potent thunder]

It means that the golden knight gets hella calls and ducks get penalty

[trim lily]

we should get another sports piece spinoff

[digital spear]

Holy Knights (maki) vs Golden Knights (hockey (haki))

[cunning narwhal]

the ducks lowkey got name mogged

[iron oriole]

It was a typo all along, they're not Knights of God or God's Knights, they're Knights of Gold

[formal wagon]

which sport

[potent thunder]

Ig bro

[formal wagon]

i need to read eyeshield 21

🛡️ :21:

[digital spear]

dont read that

[formal wagon]

why not

[trim lily]

golf

[digital spear]

dont read this message

[formal wagon]

too late

whats gonna happen

[digital spear]

fuck. its over

[formal wagon]

am i gonna be okay

whats happening

[digital spear]

it was nice.

[formal wagon]

oh god

😨

[dapper tree]

YC is now dying

good job

[potent thunder]

Noo

[digital spear]

it will be over in an instant

[potent thunder]

How could u

[iron oriole]

👁️ 🛡️ 2️⃣ 1️⃣

[golden valley]

Damn its been a while since ive seen YC

[formal wagon]

[golden valley]

YC nerfed???

[dapper tree]

YC will be missed for at least 3 days

perhaps 5 even

[trim lily]

do not look at this -> || ||

[iron oriole]

I looked

[golden valley]

can confirm its bad

[iron oriole]

What now

[digital spear]

Which Gorosei kills Doffy

Loki

The bald Doffy distracted me

[trim lily]

check again in 7-10 business days

[iron oriole]

I'll forget

[trim lily]

balding*

extremely important distinction

[golden valley]

Uhhh, lets say Ju Peter tbh

Worm > dragon

[digital spear]

Donquixote Balding

[dapper tree]

Ju Peter eats all of impel down

[digital spear]

Lindwyrm

[cunning narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/nusjuro-venus-gorosei-bald-gorosei-one-piece-gif-12221503897299363665

nusjuro got it. definetely

[dapper tree]

the second strongest gorosei

[cunning narwhal]

first strongest

[dapper tree]

wrong

[cunning narwhal]

the boar aint allat

[digital spear]

The weakest gorosei

[potent thunder]

What is gorosei is that the 5 elders

[digital spear]

Yes

[dapper tree]

Nusjuro put all his points into speed

[iron oriole]

Yes

[dapper tree]

Only losers do that

[potent thunder]

Thanks its been a while

[digital spear]

We are tryhard manga nerds thats why we say Gorosei

[potent thunder]

Since I read op Manga or watched

[digital spear]

Wait youre also Pasta

[cunning narwhal]

and warcury put everything in defense. speed is just so much more useful tbh

[iron oriole]

And Yonko

[digital spear]

@dapper tree its over for you

[potent thunder]

Wdym

[digital spear]

Your name

[potent thunder]

Oh yeah my old un

[iron oriole]

And Shichibukai, though that gets used less i feel

[dapper tree]

HUH

[dapper tree]

it's too long

[digital spear]

I was joking with the other but Shichibukai really is tryhard

[iron oriole]

Warlords is just quicker yeah

[potent thunder]

I dont know much of the Japanese terms

I just speak English like an average american

[iron oriole]

If you're not Japanese & you use Shichibukai instead of just saying "Warlords", you want to be Japanese i swear

[digital spear]

Words 😡
Words, Japan 😍

[potent thunder]

Does anyone else just watch anime in Japanese js bc it sounds right

[digital spear]

Sure

[cunning narwhal]

i feel like most people here do

[dapper tree]

I just call Japanese food just food

it's how I feel

[iron oriole]

Most people watch subs over dub yeah

Honestly dub just sounds cringey af 99% of the time & kills it

[dapper tree]

No you

[warm sierra]

Lip flaps are also animated for original

[iron oriole]

No YC

[dapper tree]

YC isn't that cringy

[ashen perch]

All of them

Mid diff too

[hazy turret]

It’s about salience and optics ig

[tranquil blade]

themes and such

[grand flower]

who broke rokaya?

@hazy turret @ashen perch @tranquil blade @digital spear you guys might like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDTQGcNDAsU

[ashen perch]

I don't think I'd like dog food

[pulsar path]

Help my friend who is an artist is like chat gtp is pretty dope 😭

[grand flower]

you definitely wouldn't

[hot cairn]

https://x.com/_Helio_Art/status/2055029705552637978?s=20

Helio✨(COMMISSIONS OPEN) (@_Helio_Art)

More Elbaph heroines ☀️
#onepiece

X · May 14, 2026, 8:57 PM

[grand flower]

i asked my mom once what dog food tasted like

she said go ahead, try it and find out

[pulsar path]

It's not poisonous

[grand flower]

the way she said it made me go "...ykw i'm good"

[pulsar path]

Lmao

My sister used to eat dog biscuits for some reason

[grand flower]

hm? raggy?

[pulsar path]

Maybe calcium deficiency

[grand flower]

i used to think scooby snacks were just cookies

[pulsar path]

What were they cus

Shaggy was eating em

Lmao

[tranquil blade]

I've seen this channel before

They did a whole video on florida

[pulsar path]

Edible dog treats 🤯

[grand flower]

i really like his material

[grand flower]

lmao very fitting, florida is a magical place

i love his video on genghis khan

[dapper tree]

all dog treats are edible

[hasty sable]

https://tenor.com/view/hungry-dogs-gif-2124000115983826797

[dapper tree]

mihawk taking other character's feats

[pulsar path]

True I mean " edibles "

[dapper tree]

mink meth

[pulsar path]

Lmao

Mink meth

[hazy turret]

21 minutes?? Tldr please

[grand flower]

I don't know if God made the lobsters mean. But they were in a box. So they were mean

[scenic dirge]

Just drove past a restaurant called Loro

It’s so over

[brittle basin]

!lanji

[opal gull]

[tropic nova]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/486983010025996299/704967169989148703/Lanji.png

[dapper tree]

Loro is real

[brittle basin]

!loro

[tropic nova]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/294551467820580864/566490287690481675/threeLstyle.png

[civic dust]

I live near an Ace Donuts

[scenic dirge]

Huge

[digital spear]

The fact that its a restaurant too

Sanji opened it

[scenic dirge]

Truuue

Elite hater

[frigid gulch]

What if Loki has no hybrid

[cunning narwhal]

we saw him use it tho

[digital spear]

I guess he just cant fly in hybrid

[frigid gulch]

Oda silhouettes

[digital spear]

Lokis hybrid reveal will be like Yamatos

[frigid gulch]

More like Kaido’s prob

Actually nah

[cunning narwhal]

oda will milk one more silhouette out of his hybrid reveal

[frigid gulch]

Maybe you’re right

[frail kindle]

unlesss he went full dragon in the castle against harald, he was hybrid badck then

[cunning narwhal]

it'll be like kaidos

[urban lodge]

Imagine he has tiny baby wings in hybrid

[digital spear]

We saw Yamato fight Kaido for a while then cut away then we cut back and Yamato hybrid reveal

Now Loki is fighting Imu we cut away we cut back and Loki is in hybrid

[frigid gulch]

He can shrink the full dragon form it looks like

So no size scaling issues

[red lagoon]

We finna get a cliff hanger of Loki hybrid form and trust ts will be on a break week too

[frigid gulch]

Usually zoans have 2

But df types have exceptions

We’ll just have to see

Loki is Yamato..

But also Kaido

[digital spear]

Kaidos hybrid was a cliffhanger by showing it as a silhouette first and Yamatos devilfruit had to be hinted at too when she grew fangs vs Sasaki, we saw Lokis hybrid as a silhouette in the flashback so im thinking we dont need another cliffhanger and can just get the hybrid revealed next time but maybe Oda does another silhouette anyway

[civic dust]

😭 cryin why are they acting surprised like that

[digital spear]

I was wondering too lol

[urban lodge]

Eustass' first time seeing a zoan

[frigid gulch]

It’s the classic Oda reactions

He has em everywhere

[digital spear]

The have witnessed him going dragon multiple times by now

idk why thats surprising

[civic dust]

😭 on the land with the zoan user pirates

[frigid gulch]

How many times have people noted the Omen black flames

Probably like over 5

[mighty shell]

the funnier alternative is he didn't realize zoans were using fruits and were just weird mutant hybrids

[urban lodge]

Lmaooo

[frigid gulch]

Imu accidentally killed her

[digital spear]

Oh this does look like a kill for the in universe eye, I just assumed he freed her with this

[frigid gulch]

we’d assume he would do that but

[keen quiver]

"Why does he look like that ?"I see kid's tactics of picking on civilians and random pirates did him no favors. He never fought a devil fruit user till kaido and he's confused what a hybrid form is.

[frigid gulch]

Idk if it has anything to do with the ice

[keen quiver]

Oda just giving us subtle hints he was never on luffy or law's level

[grand flower]

"i forgot how fragile the insects of the lower world are. you barely touch them, and they die"

[digital spear]

Idk how you people can always spin this against Kid but isnt Luffy literally surprised too despite knowing Chopper and fighting millions of zoans by now

[civic dust]

😭 never not be funny seeing that one panel where BM clearly states law broke her ribs and arm but kid fans circled the panels to try and make it seem like she was talkin about him

[frigid gulch]

What if the ice is still in tact and Killingham assumed it was over

[grand flower]

Law broke her arm with the wille

but she also literally says "i have cracked ribs too"

after kid's bull ran into her torso 💀

i'm afraid the joke is on you friend

[keen quiver]

I'm just using whats in the story itself, we know his bounty is higher than luffy because of how many casualties he produces raiding towns for their riches.

And in this case he's the one that said that

[digital spear]

I dont know if Im mentally prepared for this right now, it confuses me

[grand flower]

she says law's attacks are dangerous because, unlike Kid, Law's attacks are metaphysical

[civic dust]

Found it 😭 . Who they tryin to fool

[grand flower]

She can physically block Kid

[grand flower]

this is correct

[keen quiver]

Kid fans might be the biggest feat leeches in the series

[grand flower]

it's after kid's bull hit her torso and law sent the wille into her arm and head

[keen quiver]

Kid only broke her arm

[frigid gulch]

Kid downscale

[keen quiver]

Tbh kid was doing like 20% of the work

That entire fight

[digital spear]

I dont think this caused him not knowing about zoans

[grand flower]

what's going on?

[digital spear]

@grand flower

[keen quiver]

"Imma get whooped by her homies and hold her down. Law do all of the actual damage real quick."

[frigid gulch]

Oh that

[grand flower]

i have whoever that is blocked

[frigid gulch]

[digital spear]

LOL

[keen quiver]

He's had me blocked for months

[frigid gulch]

It’s just dialogue

[keen quiver]

I cant even remember why

[frigid gulch]

Luffy goes “Kaido…?”

[keen quiver]

He holding onto whatever it was though

[grand flower]

but i am curious why luffy knowing about zoans is relevant

[frigid gulch]

It’s whatever

[keen quiver]

It'll remain a mystery

Till he unmutes one day

[keen quiver]

That fight is always really annoying to reread I'm ngl

[red lagoon]

I HATE the kid disrespect🤬🤬

[keen quiver]

Oda is the biggest offender of this

[digital spear]

I like the fight because its not just haki clashes for once

[grand flower]

kid and law vs big mom?

[digital spear]

Yes

[trim lily]

kid and law vs bm was pretty fun

[grand flower]

the reception to that fight is funny

[trim lily]

especially in the anime

[grand flower]

it's the "df fight"

[keen quiver]

In the anime its a good fight

In the manga not so much

[grand flower]

and gets clowned on for not having haki by the same people who say Haki is too widespread and ruining the appeal of DF fights

shit is hilarious

[trim lily]

all of the final wano fights other than luffy blurred together in my mind (in the manga)

[keen quiver]

Tbh all of act 3 sucks to me

[digital spear]

Shes saying Kid implies not knowing how devilfruits work because he just destroyed everything on his way and killing civilians

[keen quiver]

So it all gets blended together

[grand flower]

i see why i have her blocked

[frigid gulch]

It’s always cool to have both

[digital spear]

Lol right

I think the biggest problem of the fight is Big Mom seemingly not using everything she could

[thick mango]

lol what are you having a middleman blocked conversation

[hazy turret]

Luffy knows because he always has someone to hold his hand

[frigid gulch]

I was getting a little tired of haki in the flashback

But we’re good now

[keen quiver]

This telephone game is pathetic YC

Don't humor him

[grand flower]

i was curious as to what context luffy(i guess it's Kid?) knowing something is a zoan is relevant but i don't want to see that person's content

[keen quiver]

Regardless I was making a joke not a serious observation of kid

[thick mango]

i also didnt really love wano act 3 though. there were some great moments for sure but idk it felt it was a bit overstuffed/long

[hazy turret]

Don’t ever make a joke about him

[trim lily]

i’m sad rocks didn’t have a fun gimmick fruit

[digital spear]

Ok just wanted him to know but I see it doesnt matter anyway

[frigid gulch]

Rocks the Forest God

[digital spear]

I wish he had Mr 5s fruit

[keen quiver]

One day he'll return riding killer as a surfboard at the turn of the tide.

[trim lily]

that’d be awesome

[thick mango]

i wonder who has me blocked if anyone

[grand flower]

you had me blocked for a while i think

[hazy turret]

And you’ll like it

[grand flower]

that was always curious to me cause we didn't talk much

[trim lily]

wait no i’m thinking of mr 3

[digital spear]

Lets all block each other

[red lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/watch-it-salem-nailfile-watch-your-back-gif-13691887

[grand flower]

i think he might be fire scar tbh

[trim lily]

block every other person so we can only communicate through middlemen

[keen quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/big-mom-pirate-one-piece-anime-surfing-gif-19949958

[hazy turret]

Biblo is firescar

[frigid gulch]

[thick mango]

we got into like a multi hour argument one day about caribou lying to blackbeard and i just wanted a reminder to take a short break before getting into another long argument

[urban lodge]

Bluejam is burn scar

[digital spear]

I accidentally made myself that 😔

[grand flower]

oh i must have found the convo enriching then

[trim lily]

it’s obviously sunbell

[digital spear]

I am a cog in the machine

[keen quiver]

Maybe...maybe

[grand flower]

i will say

i was pushing caribou lying before we saw wang zhi

then we saw him and he looks smack like caribou and coribou

just saying

[thick mango]

my position is mostly the same that even if hes full of shit the full of shit move is just to tell the truth but we'll find out soon either way

[digital spear]

Do you think its just a symbol or are they father and son

[grand flower]

they're father and son

[digital spear]

And Caribou is doing that for him

[grand flower]

he looks like both of them

also he's a pirate guru and they're religious

well

it's not out of the realm of possibility they mimic his looks

[frigid gulch]

Revenge for Wang

[grand flower]

but wang zhi has coribou's lips i think?

hold on

[digital spear]

King Zhi

[grand flower]

Ochoku shares many similar design elements with the brothers Caribou and Coribou, having similar pointed ears, cheekbones, nose, and even facial shape as Caribou while having similar dark lips and circles around his eyes like Coribou. Any relationship between the brothers and Ochoku is yet to be confirmed.
Ochoku's status as a "pirate guru" (海賊教祖, kaizoku kyōso?) is also rather similar to Caribou's own belief in God.[9]

yeah they share straight biological features

[digital spear]

I dont doubt theyre related but I still wonder if Caribou is gonna give BB the information anyway

[grand flower]

hell naw

[trim lily]

i think he is

[grand flower]

he did this to the straw hats three times

[thick mango]

i just dont see how caribou gets out of the meeting if he doesnt

the self serving move is just tell the truth

[digital spear]

Not giving them information?

[trim lily]

i feel like blackbeard learning about the weapons is the perfect way to drag him further into the global conflict

[grand flower]

When they caught Caribou going into FMI, Usopp told Chopper "everything he says is a lie. you can't trust a word he says"

[grand flower]

nah, the whole "i wanna be your subordinate" thing

[thick mango]

but i will admit my viewpoint is biased by the belief that bb should get an ancient wepaon

[grand flower]

He was gonna pretend to join them on Sabaody

[digital spear]

Shuron, Caribou doing allat doesnt mean BB cant still get the info out of him

[grand flower]

oh yeah i think he has a plan

well not necessarily a plan

but caribou is a slippery bugger as rokaya's people would say

[digital spear]

Yeah im just talking about if BB gets it anyway or not

[grand flower]

nah i don't think so

i've long been a proponent that he won't

[keen quiver]

He's gonna get the info

[grand flower]

i still see it as Shirahoshi with Luffy, Pluton with Akainu, Uranus with Imu

[keen quiver]

Using pudding if caribou doesnt open up

[digital spear]

Damn Rokaya leads a country?

[keen quiver]

Pluton with akainu

[grand flower]

She's bri'ish

[keen quiver]

💀

[thick mango]

for me the 3 big endgame factions are bb, sh, and wg. They should each get an ancient weapon

[keen quiver]

Literally how

Akainu is nowhere near getting that info

[grand flower]

I think Blackbeard will be fine with his fruit powers tbvh

[thick mango]

and bb has multiple different redundant powers that are pefect for opening the underground harbor

[grand flower]

Like the threat of the flooding for example

Uranus causes that indirectly

[keen quiver]

Lmao

[thick mango]

he not only has teh ability to open it up, he has options. He can open it up different ways

[grand flower]

It's the earthquakes that happen after its fired that causes the flooding

Theoretically, Teach can just cause that

[keen quiver]

Not even entertaining that

But yeah

Teach is likely getting uranus or pluton

[thick mango]

pluton i say

[grand flower]

i unfortunatley can't ignore how many ties akainu has to wano, that he has the perfect power for traveling through Mt. Fuji to retrieve and

most importantly

[trim lily]

teach can get pluton after yamato leaves

[keen quiver]

Only reason I say uranus is lafitte in marijoa

[grand flower]

akainu has already foiled teach's attempt to claim a battleship

[keen quiver]

He's just gonna whoop yamato

And take it

[grand flower]

combined with caribou obviously lying to them, i just don't see it

[trim lily]

yeah but i don’t want that

[keen quiver]

Id love that

After the yamato cover story

[grand flower]

I think Akainu claiming pluton to establish martial law is more likely

[thick mango]

i dont think wg can be left without an aw. I think they need to be actively using them and be sort of the standard bearers and primary example of lack of care for ecological consequences and threat to the lower world

[grand flower]

The WG is bound to fracture after all

[keen quiver]

I'm ready to see wano sink to the bottom of the sea

[grand flower]

so i don't think they'll be one unified faction at the end

[trim lily]

we’re already on a bit of a timer with york and the weapon

[grand flower]

Oh

that's right

[trim lily]

once she gets the fuel working they get a pretty big upper hand

[grand flower]

i think instead of the ancient weapons, teach is gonna end up with the Seraphim temporarily

[keen quiver]

I mean maybe ? We know for a fact uranus isnt gonna be used for sinking the world because then everyone dies.

Pluton and poseidon are the only weapons we could see used fully

[trim lily]

i think it’s safe to say we’ll get at least one or two more uses of it

[grand flower]

If he can get all seven of them, i think that'll fulfill the "knocked one step back, move three steps forward" thing burgess alluded to

might lose out on pluton, but come up with the seraphim

[thick mango]

i think it will be used a little bit. And everyones gonna have to escape to boats and thyre all gonna be praying for luffy on boats like in skypeia

[grand flower]

the seraphim are pretty much compared to an ancient weapon

iirc someone mentioned they can wipe out a country

no that was the pacifista in general by Venus

But still, if that's the pacifista, the seraphim can as well

[keen quiver]

Maybe but we'll have to see, I feel uranus being used already is max getting another blast in

And the third will fail

[grand flower]

Weapons that cause flooding also sound counterproductive to teach’s MO

[thick mango]

i dont think he cares he wants to live up on the red line

[grand flower]

That’s fair

[thick mango]

also i feel like hes a reckless fuck consequences type of guy yknow

even things that might be conterproductive to his long term goals he might be like we'll figure thatt out then

[grand flower]

I think that’s a little overblown with teach

Like he plays it safe with shanks, Akainu and fuckin CP0 of all things

And on Amazon Lily

I don’t think he’s much different than any pirate

[thick mango]

oh sure he cares about risks to himself i more mean like.. external risks

[grand flower]

Tbh

[grand flower]

Hm?

[thick mango]

like he would not care about destablizing the world

[grand flower]

I agree

That’s why I think hus only deterrent to flooding would be his own crew is full of hammers

That’s the only reason I see him not wanting the AWs

I think it’d be an interesting parallel to Luffy is Teach all this time has been like “nah, don’t need em”

But for a dude like teach, that means he’s got something even nastier in mind

I’m willing to entertain in my mind he doesn’t want them because the prospect of what nastier thing could that man be thinking of is an intriguing question to me

Actually that’s how I feel when folk ask how could teach be worse with Imus power than Imu

[thick mango]

I guess i dont think theres like a greater thing im sorta taking the story at its word that this is truly the pinnacle of destructive power and teach would want that

[grand flower]

That is a VERY good question

And exactly why I’d like to see it

[grand flower]

I do see what you mean, don’t get me wrong

[thick mango]

id say the one thing that gives me pause re teach pluton is hes never really previously connected to it

and crocodile is

[grand flower]

OH

I meant to tell someone why Caribou is looking for dragon but doesnt know it

Oh well

[thick mango]

I dont think caribou has noble intentions at all

[keen quiver]

I think narratively luffy would never use shirahoshi

[grand flower]

I actually entertain crocodile more than teach for who caribou is looking for

[thick mango]

so if he were looking for dragon it would have to be accidental

[grand flower]

Neither do I

[keen quiver]

So dont really know why she's in anyone's court

[thick mango]

dragon doesnt really have anything caribou would want as far as I can think. the RA is not rich

thats why vp never joined

[grand flower]

You remember how Sabo, koala ans hack came to Dressrosa because they were tracking weapons traded for war in the black market?

[honest garden]

Luffy could ask Shirahoshi to help but he wouldn't use her

[keen quiver]

Luffy outright refused pluton

[thick mango]

yeah theres a difference betwen ordering her to do something and welcoming her to fight alongside him

[grand flower]

I think what happened is Dragon has “feelers” in the underworld

[keen quiver]

So I doubt he'd use any

[honest garden]

Especially if Luffy asks Shirahoshi to help with something non-violent

[hasty sable]

Caribou should go back to his communist ways when he was most happy

[honest garden]

I.e. destroying the red line, saving people

[grand flower]

It’s not mentioned as often, but caribou also wanted to give his mystery person money

Dragon is broke as fuck

I think caribou just knows Theres an influential figure looking for money and weapons

I initially thought oh it’s Crocodile but Caribou has that Che guevara cover story

So when I think he says “a certain someone,” he deadass means a certain someone

That idiot has no idea who he’s actually looking for

[winter oasis]

why not blackbeard

[dapper tree]

why would dragon even want to meet caribou, caribou is an actually terrible person

[thick mango]

i guess i just dont know what caribou imagines some mystery person would be able to give him that blackbeard wouldnt be able to give him 10x. bb is one of the richest most powerful people in the world. Any base greedy desires caribou might have bb can easily fulfill

[grand flower]

Caribou has attempted “I wanna be your subordinate” with ulterior motives on Luffy three times now

Usopp told Chopper “everything he says is nothing but lies, you can’t trust anything he says” which I take as exposition cause yk it’s for children at the end of the day

I find it extremely suspicious he tells Devon and Auger “I have information Teach wants,” risking that they’d say no and leave him there or kill him.

I find that suspicious because he could eliminate the risk of being rejected and lose no leverage by saying “I can take you to ancient weapons.” He played his cards extremely close to his chest which is fuckin bizarre if he’s telling the truth and the only alternative is stay on the island being blown up where both factions are his enemies

I think he lied so they’d take him off the island and he’s just playing it by ear because staying there would seem like certain death to a bitch like Cariboi

I don’t blame him for taking his chances with “escape from an Emperor”

This one has an asterisk which I will mention, to be fair

But he also is shocked at Pizarros power and thinks he’s a monster

Caribou is a BB D1 dickrider but he doesn’t know Pizarros power?

[dapper tree]

could be new

[grand flower]

Now the asterisk is Pizarro bitches about the papers glazing teach instead of him so maybe he just isn’t fetch enough

So I’m willing to discard that point

But now he looks like wang Zhi who betrayed/lied to Rocks

And then got his ass whooped by Teach

I sent that at 9 11, nice

Wang Zhi is also a religious leader and Caribou is a Jehovah’s Witness @winter oasis

[latent hamlet]

the funny thing is, i think wang zhi literally only betrayed for monies

which is like
how much did he get paid for shakky lol

[grand flower]

I have a lot of reasons it’s not Blackbeard

[civic dust]

Caribou doesn’t have a choice in telling BB the location. BB already said he’s gonna kill him if he lies or if the info ain’t good enough. When BB goes lookin for pluton caribou will be taken with him

[grand flower]

Teach and his goons are buffoons

And Caribou is slippery

[fast pagoda]

Do yall think caribou would twerk for teach

[grand flower]

Caribou will get lucky and escape

[dapper tree]

LUCKY

[grand flower]

But teach will come up with the seraphim

[civic dust]

He was held captive by a barrel

[grand flower]

You can take it as caribou will get unlucky

[thick mango]

heres the thing though even if you think that will happen caribou has no reason to think that will happen

[grand flower]

Or teach will get unlucky

[unkempt dagger]

Caribou would do the Oden dance for BB

[grand flower]

Tech gets unlucky a lot

[grand flower]

Safer bet to escape teach than escape a buster call

[thick mango]

caribou in his current situation the best way he can maximize his good outcomes is just tell the truth

[grand flower]

Caribou has an Elder and Admiral on one side

On the other side is an Emperor he pissed off who told him to get lost

[hasty sable]

I think Caribou kept his cards close to his chest because he stands to benefit more if the information comes directly from him

[grand flower]

What else could he do lol

Ofc he took the option that’s less immediately lethal

[hasty sable]

If he mentions ancient weapons Auger and Devon are going to threaten or torture it out of him and then kill him

[thick mango]

put aside how he got here. now he's here. he has the choice to tell teach the info and probably get a great reward if it pans out. Or lie and hope he can get unlucky and slink away and sell the info to someone even better than an emperor. To me, the choice is obvious

[civic dust]

Also there’s nothin stopping van augar just shooting him after gettin the info. Which is why he wants to talk to Bb instead so he can show loyalty

[grand flower]

That was already on the table by saying “I have info Teach would love” in the first place

They could have just chosen to torture him anyway so that’s a non factor to what decision he’d make

[hasty sable]

Caribou is playing it smart

[grand flower]

That’s exactly what I’m saying

Staying on egghead was suicide

Going with them is less a chance so

[hasty sable]

If he tells Teach then he's the one that gets in his good graces. If he tells Auger and Devon then they're the ones who get the credit.

[thick mango]

it makes no sense to me that caribou would lie and try to get away in pursuit of some greater reward than what an emperor can deliver. Hes alraedy made it. Hes standing in front of the guy who wants the info and is the best possible position to reward him for the info

[grand flower]

He has better odds trying to escape them than surviving egghead

I don’t see how you can say otherwise

He has no prospects whatsoever on egghead

[dapper tree]

That's a non issue

[grand flower]

It’s literally two armies that are both his enemies blowing up the entire island

[hasty sable]

Caribou is more likely to get cold feet and turn on Teach after telling him than he is to be lying imo

[grand flower]

Well that’s why I said before

Teach gets unlucky often

You can scoff at the framing of Carivou getting lucky

You can’t deny teach gets unlucky a lot

I can list hella examples starting with the knock up stream

[hasty sable]

Idk I think Teach is extremely lucky

[grand flower]

Okay bet

[thick mango]

forget the egghead aspect of it, zero in on the decision in the moment right now.
On one side of the scales, he has the favor of an emperor. Hachinosu is full of people appreciating bb's rewards. He can reasonably believe that he will be rewarded for this great info and that reward is about the greatest he can possibly get.
On the other side of the scales, he needs to lie and plan a slippery escape. For what? The hope that maybe he can run into some other contact that will reward him even more than an emperor can? Who? That person doesnt exist

[grand flower]

The knock up stream saved the straw hats

Magellan the first time

Rayleigh showing up to Amazon Lily

Koby escaping

Akainu being the one to show up when he wanted a battleship