sports

[celest zephyr]

fucking amazing

God I love Minamino

nah bruh Neymar

that was a solid tackle why you fallin man

Letsgoooo Endo and Haraguchi pocketing Neymar??

[celest zephyr]

Damn we are getting cucked

Neymar and Vinicius is too uncontrollable

[celest zephyr]

whitebeard

[broken ledge]

Damm @celest zephyr

Unlucky loss

[celest zephyr]

Bruh man

[broken ledge]

Did tomiyasu not play?

[celest zephyr]

Yeah

He’s not fit yet

[broken ledge]

Ah

[celest zephyr]

trey lance about to lead the 49ers to the promised land

[proud coyote]

Please god

[chilly flare]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Barca/comments/v5p0y5/7_years_ago_today_fc_barcelona_won_their_5th_uefa/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

Wow time flies

[short spindle]

Serie A clubs are pain in the ass to deal with

Fiorentina literally can't pay 15 mil for Torreira despite getting a shit ton of money from Vlahovic deal

30 mil for Locatelli,rejected,Juve 1 year loan and option to buy for way less

[short spindle]

Maybe I'm thinking too much about it

[robust grotto]

Angels city edition dropped. I love the font

[chilly flare]

Watson caught another case

Idk how the NFL can let this man play

[celest zephyr]

yeah he's done for

[rustic ore]

Oh that’s nice

[rustic ore]

Sadly as long as it only stays an issue within civil court he’s gonna be fine to continue

The benefits of being a rich celeb, I swear

[celest zephyr]

looks like he'll play a year then get suspended

yeah i mean he had like 22 civil suits and still got a contract

as much as it sucks, idk how it being 24 or even like 30 would change that

like unless he gets what double or every single person already involves files a civil suit then he's going to play

[rustic ore]

He’s gonna get suspended for some degree this year, I would guess 6-8 games

Hence why Cleveland is taking their time before shopping off Mayfield, cause he’s much better than any of the back ups they currently have

[celest zephyr]

yeah and they are going to have to pay part of it anyways

[rustic ore]

Mind you still really sucks for him cause he has to wait knowing they’re done with him and he himself is done with Cleveland but that’s just how it goes sometimes

Shit situation all around

[celest zephyr]

yeah even though i dislike the hawks, it'd be nice to see him go there

and play for a team that actually could use him and wants him

he's so much better than drew lock and geno smith and they still have lockett there

[rustic ore]

And DK

Plus they went heavy with O-line and ate a run first team

Honestly Hawks I would say are generally well positioned in their rebuild

[celest zephyr]

yeah they have a nice offense

a solid qb like baker would make them competitive

[rustic ore]

Their D is still utter garbage

But

Could be a lot worse

[celest zephyr]

yeah plus being competitive is good for player development

teams don't really end up working out much when they tank

[rustic ore]

Carroll really needs to go though

Like seriously the man is in his early 70s, he isn’t leading any rebuild

[smoky fable]

Honestly thought he should have retired. Ride out his legacy and not deal with the headache

[rustic ore]

Same

But

[celest zephyr]

I hate that we lost on a shitty penalty call

makes me mad

Lewy to Barcelona

He has said he’s only considering to accept Barcelona’s offer

@honest umbra

[honest umbra]

yea that’s been the case for a while but nothings moved becuz of money

[broken ledge]

https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1533885532882755586?s=21&t=8Adl-LTUo15HrcXwiVXAuw

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Lewandowski: “I only want to leave Bayern. Loyalty and respect are more important than work. The best way is to find a solution together”, tells @OnetSport. 🚨 #FCBayern

“Something has died in me, I want to leave Bayern for more emotions in my life”.

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Twitter · Jun 6, 2022, 6:56 PM

This guy wants something new

Barca sign him

[celest zephyr]

At least you get emotions in Barça

The emotions of when you’ll be paid

[honest umbra]

bro

this is drastic

wtf happened to him at bayern lol

even our players who wanted to leave never said anything like that

lol

[chilly flare]

Can Barca even afford him?

[honest umbra]

no

but he still wants to come here

[chilly flare]

Interesting

I guess that would move aubameyang to the bench?

[short spindle]

We're getting Lewa, Jesus and Scamacca were just smokescreens

[honest umbra]

lewa def benches auba

if he comes

[chilly flare]

Dembele has been injury prone so he could technically move to winger and play there if/when he gets injured

And not have to completely ride the bench

[honest umbra]

what about depay/ferran torres/fati?

[chilly flare]

Good point

I retract my statement

[honest umbra]

well if we get lewa

we def sell depay

[sweet tree]

dembele didn't really have any big injuries last season, he's just inconsistent at times and his end product is horrendous. Most likely leaving in this window I guess

[honest umbra]

apparently as of today, di maria wants to come to barca

which i wouldnt mind tbf

[sweet tree]

hope we do sell depay otherwise we won't get money from him next season.

[sweet tree]

1 year option is fine, not worth splashing all that money on raphina

[honest umbra]

yea

di maria is good enough lol

he will come free

he was good at PSG last year

[sweet tree]

yeah he'll do good, actually offers what you want from a winger and he'll get some goals too

[honest umbra]

just u cant bench MNM lol

[honest umbra]

way more than dembele

[sweet tree]

fosho

[honest umbra]

but imagine if we get two 34 year olds in lewa & di maria

lmao

[sweet tree]

dembouz has pace on him but his crosses, finishing is just disgusting

[honest umbra]

the worst part is

hes two footed

he honestly is

but

he just misses

[sweet tree]

wouldn't mind it, idk if we'll get lewa tho. Neither club has made a move currently

[honest umbra]

lmao

[sweet tree]

bayern could be petty and run down his contract

[honest umbra]

bayern have never been done to do that though

i feel like they usually try to avoid player distress

[sweet tree]

wouldn't be a smart decision tho, better to just get money off him lol

yeah that's true

[honest umbra]

@celest zephyr was japan-brazil good?

https://twitter.com/ShamsCharania/status/1533837480780349447

Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania)

Sources: Four-time NBA All-Star Rasheed Wallace has agreed on a deal to be an assistant coach for the Lakers under new head coach Darvin Ham. Both were teammates in Detroit and part of the 2004 title team. Memphis‘ Penny Hardaway hinted today Wallace may join Ham in LA.

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Twitter · Jun 6, 2022, 3:45 PM

https://twitter.com/yosephpaulos/status/1533837664415121408

Paulos (@yosephpaulos)

@ShamsCharania This coaching staff finna bully the lakers into playing better lmao

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Twitter · Jun 6, 2022, 3:46 PM

lmao

[haughty moss]

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1533913938512990212?s=21&t=ptnuQnFnQsP-MRBgzLBqQQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Rams are giving all-pro DT Aaron Donald a two-year, $60 million extension, per sources.

More details coming…

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Twitter · Jun 6, 2022, 8:49 PM

[honest umbra]

WHAT

[smoky fable]

And he’s still going to be a threat

Sigh

[smoky fable]

https://tenor.com/view/ball-lie-lies-not-true-gif-10846567

[honest umbra]

they coulda gave him 100 mill

and id be ok with it

[chilly flare]

Donald deserves all the cash

[smoky fable]

You pay guys like that without a second thought.

[honest umbra]

they manipulate the cap this way

[smoky fable]

As Snead says, Fuck them picks

Saints still suffer from the cap though

[honest umbra]

saints are the.. saints

so if aaron donald signed with donda last week

this means kanye negotiated this contract deal

[celest zephyr]

solid game

for us it was a defensive game but we need better strikers

Minamino, Ito, and Tanaka were solid

Haraguchi and Endo is a must and we need a forward who can support Kyogo and Doan

[honest umbra]

who do u recommend?

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1533913938512990212?t=KJEUF9ciu9EnveXNlsWmVA&s=19 https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1533916570224934919?t=yj7qhyyQ7rTf9Xlt5_vZTg&s=19

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Rams are giving all-pro DT Aaron Donald a two-year, $60 million extension, per sources.

More details coming…

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Twitter · Jun 6, 2022, 8:49 PM

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Aaron Donald now becomes the first non-QB to eclipse $30 million per year. It gives him a $40M raise over last three years of his existing contract with no new years added. The 3-year, now $95M contract makes Donald the highest-paid non QB. Todd France of @AthletesFirst did deal.

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Twitter · Jun 6, 2022, 8:59 PM

[honest umbra]

deserves every penny

[smoky fable]

I think it’s safe to say that I doubt any other defensive lineman that’s not a pass rusher on the edge will get anywhere close to this kind of money

[rustic ore]

Can’t disagree

I mean the dude is just playing to stat pad at this point, he’s been a 1st ballot guy for a hot minute

[honest umbra]

yea

hes done literally everything

he was just missing a ring

what does he do now

lol

[smoky fable]

Win another one

[rustic ore]

Hats off to him for getting 1 last big pay day

[honest umbra]

i do think he ends up a steeler one day

is that weird

[smoky fable]

He’d hang it up with your Rams before that happens

[honest umbra]

yea

he might retire before that

[smoky fable]

Think he’d join as a coach or something

[honest umbra]

apparently he actually heavily considered it this offszn

[smoky fable]

If that did occur

[rustic ore]

Very

He’s gonna retire before he’d leave LA in FA

[honest umbra]

well

if he plays another 2-3 years

and wins even 1 ring

like idk he just out there for fun

[rustic ore]

Not sure if he grew up a Steelers fan but I wouldn’t see much point

[smoky fable]

I just hope Donald doesn’t get hurt

[smoky fable]

He went to Pitt for his college

And was born and raised in Pittsburgh

[rustic ore]

You know what? Fair

I doubt he’d desire that enough to wait out his deal and leave though

[honest umbra]

yea haha

i didnt name a random team

he has a huge connection to that city

but yea, more likely he retires

[smoky fable]

That is insane

[honest umbra]

37th

thats crazy

now hes one of the best in history

[smoky fable]

Yep

[rustic ore]

JJ Watt was a 2 star guy coming out

It’s just arbitrary rankings

[smoky fable]

Do remember that as well

[rustic ore]

It’s not an exact science

[honest umbra]

tbf for some reason, i feel like DT is a very hard position to gauge

esp when theyre young

[rustic ore]

It is

[honest umbra]

when do DTs get to shine in HS

lol

like buc said, the first few are just arbitary

[smoky fable]

They usually want to play other positions

[honest umbra]

https://twitter.com/DondaSports/status/1533919978876985345

DondaSports (@DondaSports)

They didn’t believe in us… AARON DONALD DID 🕊

Wait until this next announcement 🤫 💰 #DondaSports

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Twitter · Jun 6, 2022, 9:13 PM

i knew kanye negotiated for him

[versed forge]

Aaron donald 🐐

Bruh tatums pfp

[sweet tree]

lol

[versed forge]

He really doing everything kobe

Respect but

I think he’s over doing it a little now

[haughty moss]

been his pfp forever lol

[versed forge]

Really i just seen it

[honest umbra]

ye

it been a thing

for a year

but still funny

[versed forge]

Fr dang

Lol

[haughty moss]

like 2 years

bruh just a big kobe fan

[versed forge]

Yeah he def is

[haughty moss]

but i hate the celtics so im with the jokes 💯

[versed forge]

I hate both teams

But i hate warriors more

Avs sweep?

[robust grotto]

Sigh I hope not

Oilers, please man

[honest umbra]

why not?

[robust grotto]

Why not indeed

[honest umbra]

wait no

why dont u want the avs to sweep the oilers

[robust grotto]

Ideally I’d like for Colorado to play as much hockey as possible as well. Don’t want them sitting and resting for us or Tampa

Plus just as a neutral

Give me more hockey please

[celest zephyr]

I wouldn’t mind them sweeping if I’m Tampa or New York

They are going to be rusty in that case

As long as it doesn’t go past 6 they’ll be fine

[smoky fable]

They look like they’re going to sweep with how this series has gone

[robust grotto]

With Kane out, Edmonton is calling on someone to make their NHL debut tonight

No pressure

Dylan Holloway

[honest umbra]

what about kadri?

[robust grotto]

I think they said he’s done for the series but not 100% on that

https://twitter.com/frank_seravalli/status/1533947415681806339?s=21&t=2Eifm1UV9zyOjqI8mCTrnw

Frank Seravalli (@frank_seravalli)

#NHLBruins announce they’ve fired coach Bruce Cassidy.

Twitter · Jun 6, 2022, 11:02 PM

Boston with huuuuuge offseason ahead. More question marks than answers. So many players out injured to start their season. Wow

[celest zephyr]

Di Maria and Lewandowski to Barcelona wtf?

what is this type shit I’ve never heard of

mfs really went:

• Neymar > Dembulance > Fati
• Suarez > Braithwaithe > Luuk De Jong > Depay > Aubameyang > Lewandowski
• Messi > Adama Traore > Di Maria

I will never understand this club

[honest umbra]

doing short term deals so they can financially recover

within 1-2 years

and then sign longer term projects

[robust grotto]

Come on

Come on man

[chilly flare]

Oilers already down 1-0

Tough

Also Buc

Cody was just talking about being back for MITB in a month? lololol

[rustic ore]

Dude is nuts

He’s having surgery this week

That’s at minimum putting him in the shelf till November

[chilly flare]

You think he can somehow weasel his way in while everyone is down, grab it, and then be gone for 3-4 months and just have it?

[rustic ore]

I mean

That’s pretty much what they did with Brock a couple years back

So why not?

Not like in story you have to defend the brief case

Story wise it’s viable for a year

So why not

[honest umbra]

but how would he climb

if hes injured?

[chilly flare]

The dude is tough as shit

He'll do it slowly lol

And carefully

[rustic ore]

Gosh Haaland is just horrifically unattractive, I’m far from a looker myself but my goodness

[honest umbra]

cm punk should return and win it AGAIN

[chilly flare]

Why the refs hold the ladder

[honest umbra]

old pics tbf

his physique is insane

[rustic ore]

He’s got a big head and a tiny face, not much you can do with that

Plus the fish lips

[honest umbra]

he needs short hair imo

[rustic ore]

Couldn’t hurt that’s for sure

[honest umbra]

the slicked back just makes people look like an asshole

[smoky fable]

You’d like Haaland. He’s a funny man like you.

[rustic ore]

And greasy

[honest umbra]

hes very funny, in his language lol

u shoulda seen what he said yesterday

[rustic ore]

Much better

[honest umbra]

its just when he talks english

it comes out too.. direct robot

lol

he will have fun in england though

[chilly flare]

Hate that he is on Man City

[honest umbra]

he was gonna go to a big team regardless

[chilly flare]

Yes

[honest umbra]

and pep will use him well

[chilly flare]

But Man City was an annoying choice

[honest umbra]

it'll be his first real striker since aguero

[chilly flare]

I do love me some Pep

I am sure he will be great there

I just don't like Man City

Even though I do like a lot of their players

[sweet tree]

he kinda looks like that one guy from Mr. meaty

[rustic ore]

I can see it

[smoky fable]

Who’d be the guy next to him?

[rustic ore]

I mean no shot you can make it in pro soccer being chunky right?

[sweet tree]

maybe as goalkeeper

[celest zephyr]

I love his looooks

reminds me of evil Majin Bu

[robust grotto]

Omfg these two PPs

Oilers are fucking toast

They are barely moving

I’m not even exaggerating, that was one of the worst power plays I’ve seen in a long time

[versed forge]

[honest umbra]

But it’s only 1-0 :/

[celest zephyr]

Suarez to River Plate will be the end of me, the level of shithousing is insane

[chilly flare]

Colorado will have enough time to vacation for a week before they have to get ready for TB or NYR lol

[robust grotto]

Looking like it

[robust grotto]

I know :/ that’s the sad part. They’re in the game but only like 3 guys are actually playing

[smoky fable]

At least it’s still 1-0

[robust grotto]

1-1

Hyman

[smoky fable]

2-1

[dim kettle]

Bad turnover.

[robust grotto]

3-1

[smoky fable]

3-1

McDavid

man

[haughty moss]

mcjesuss

[robust grotto]

McJesus

Man

[haughty moss]

special

[robust grotto]

Draisaitl is fucked up

He’s not healthy at all

[dim kettle]

All because the Avs got stupid

[robust grotto]

Guy is barely moving

[smoky fable]

Don't know how the Avs are losing this game the way the oilers are banged up

[dim kettle]

Turnovers and dumb delay of game penalty. Pretty much the mental part of their game is fucked today

[honest umbra]

U know what they say, the Avalanche gonna avlanache

[celest zephyr]

Happens

No team wants to be swept

[chilly flare]

Oilers got it together ?

[robust grotto]

All it takes is a quick Avs goal and it’s panic time

[chilly flare]

Which based on how the series has gone so far seems decently likely

[robust grotto]

There you go

30 seconds in

And it’s 3-2

[versed forge]

Sheesh

Will oilers survive

[robust grotto]

Idk fam this is worse case scenario

Oilers have to keep scoring. They won’t win 3-2

[versed forge]

True

[robust grotto]

YESSSSSSS

4-2

[versed forge]

https://tenor.com/view/oilers-oilers-cheer-let-go-oilers-gif-23758734

[smoky fable]

they needed that.

[versed forge]

3-4

https://tenor.com/view/colorado-avalanche-fans-avalanche-lulugifs-nhl-gif-16214245

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/hayyyshayyy/status/1533999419825299456?s=21&t=2Eifm1UV9zyOjqI8mCTrnw

Shayna (@hayyyshayyy)

Mike Smith is not thrilled about that goal.

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Twitter · Jun 7, 2022, 2:28 AM

Oh

My

God

Nathan MacKinnon just bulldozes his way down the ice

[chilly flare]

Wow

[robust grotto]

Glove side on Smitty. Fucks sake

4-4

[versed forge]

Tie game woo

[robust grotto]

Eewwwwww

[versed forge]

get the brooms out

[robust grotto]

The finesse

[versed forge]

🧹🧹

[chilly flare]

How do you get beat near side like that

[robust grotto]

Catches the puck with his left skate and just strides like nothing happened

[chilly flare]

On the glove side too

[robust grotto]

Like the third time they beat him glove side too

[chilly flare]

That was great control

[robust grotto]

Right? Just so silky

Oh no

PP for COL

Disaster

[chilly flare]

Oh no

PP

Yea that is probably a sweep

[dim kettle]

Imagine the Oilers holding a lead

[chilly flare]

LMAO

[smoky fable]

and it's gone

[versed forge]

Bruh lmfao

[smoky fable]

5-4

[versed forge]

LoL Oilers

[haughty moss]

lmao smh

bruh

[chilly flare]

I mean the Avs do deserve some credit

But what is happening to the oilers lol

[dim kettle]

Oiler fans ready to call their therapist on speed dial

[chilly flare]

I would be heading to the parking lot to avoid traffic rn

[dim kettle]

Doesn’t exactly work when everyone is thinking the same thing.

[versed forge]

Wow

[smoky fable]

5-5

[chilly flare]

LETS GOO

[versed forge]

Not over yet

[chilly flare]

I meant go to the bathroom*

[versed forge]

[chilly flare]

Not the parking lot

My guy needs to see a dentist lol

[dim kettle]

Now watch them lose with 2 secs left

[chilly flare]

Every shot on goal for the Avs

Feels like it is about to be a goal

[dim ledge]

What is happening

[smoky fable]

OT?

And Oilers almost screwed that up

[robust grotto]

Simply the best sport

[dim ledge]

Leon 4 assists

[robust grotto]

and bro I am telling you, he’s injured

like the guy can’t even skate the full ice

he’s floating out there and still found a way to bag 4 assists

[dim ledge]

Someone just got the news

[smoky fable]

Oh my god. He looks unnaturally lanky in that picture

[robust grotto]

Lmao I’m playing

Fun fact; if mike smith retires tomorrow the oilers still have to pay him for another season 🙂

[smoky fable]

Oh you changed it huh

[chilly flare]

Is mike smith the starting goalie? Or did he replace the starter at some point?

Because of injury

[dim ledge]

He's the starter

[chilly flare]

[robust grotto]

Wasn’t the best comment after I thought about it lol

[robust grotto]

Last year he blew it for them… they went into the summer with an opportunity to get a new goalie and they decided to sign him for 2 seasons

[chilly flare]

Every shot on goal I have 0 faith he saves it

I'm like you Lunik3 I just want them to not get swept but i really don't have a dog in the fight

[robust grotto]

Yeah exactly

Just want to see more hockey

Like this game has been entertaining. They have the best player on the planet

[chilly flare]

But every time the Avs shoot I get so nervous lol

McDavid?

Anyone think the Oilers actually win this in OT?

[dim ledge]

Ken Holland
https://c.tenor.com/m9MtGZkbxzAAAAAM/money-burning.gif

Darnell Nurse and Mike Smith

[robust grotto]

Pain

[celest zephyr]

Overpaid for a decent #1 d man

[robust grotto]

Nurse I get, they hit on a homegrown d-man. Top defenseman going into the summer who was only 26.. yes they overpaid but there’s logic I suppose

[celest zephyr]

Yeah I guess but man that’s still a terrible deal

Even with Canada tax it’s still a lot

Something like Reilly’s contract is probably fair value

Considering he’s probably worse than him by a bit

[versed forge]

[smoky fable]

sweep

[haughty moss]

welp

[robust grotto]

GG

[versed forge]

🧹🧹

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/broom-sweep-raccoon-gif-5417118

[versed forge]

https://tenor.com/view/clumsy-smurf-the-smurfs-sweeping-sweep-straw-broom-gif-21811099

[robust grotto]

It’s not great lmao

[haughty moss]

couldn't win 1 game

[robust grotto]

Will they touch the trophy tho 👀

[chilly flare]

Is this gonna stand?

[dim ledge]

No fucking way

Hahahaha

[chilly flare]

LMAOO

[smoky fable]

goal

Avs to the final

[versed forge]

Easy sweep

[dim ledge]

What an utter embarrassment

[celest zephyr]

Damn

[dim ledge]

@rustic mountain we tried telling you

[dim kettle]

Such an Oilers way to end the season

[celest zephyr]

Welp I was going to watch

https://tenor.com/view/sweeping-charles-barkley-gif-18506616

[rustic mountain]

I was hopeful

But oh well

As long as Tampa doesnt win it, who cares

[dim ledge]

Can't make a final in 2022 with Mike Smith between the pipes

[celest zephyr]

He was fine

Their defense is just nonexistent

[dim kettle]

So its gonna be Avs vs Bolts or Rangers

[celest zephyr]

The Avs outclassed them

[rustic mountain]

Mike Smith and the Oilers D played like garbo for two series imo

Calgary just played worse

[dim ledge]

The prospect of Avalanche Vs Rangers arouses me

[robust grotto]

Yup. That’s it

[celest zephyr]

Felt like the Habs vs the lightning

[dim ledge]

Major key, this

[celest zephyr]

Just outmatched

[versed forge]

Rangers better win

[celest zephyr]

They also just couldn’t stop mcdavid and drai

[dim ledge]

I kinda believe Calgary may have given them a better series

[versed forge]

[robust grotto]

1000%, they almost lost to LA

[dim ledge]

I forgot about that lmaooooo

[celest zephyr]

Yeah Calgary matches up better

[dim ledge]

[robust grotto]

Took 7 games bruh

Against LA

best two players on the planet

[rustic mountain]

Oh well. Another year, another non Canadian team will win the cup

[celest zephyr]

But tbh the Avs beat the blues who are about as good

If not better

[rustic mountain]

Fuck the Blues

[celest zephyr]

And don’t play that differently

Lol what did they do to you

[dim ledge]

Yeah dude that was a fantastic fantasic series

[rustic mountain]

Sending death threats to a player who did nothing wrong

[dim kettle]

Calgary always shits the bed when it matters most

[celest zephyr]

I’m happy they beat Boston lmao

[rustic mountain]

And acting like babies

[celest zephyr]

Ah yeah

[rustic mountain]

Fuck em

[dim ledge]

This is true

[rustic mountain]

They deserve nothing but failure

[robust grotto]

I’ll never learn

[celest zephyr]

Canadian teams do

It’s classic

[robust grotto]

I was so high on the flames lmao

[dim ledge]

Didn't tree predict avs rangers final?

[celest zephyr]

I mean they are good lol

Tree actually going right maybe

[rustic mountain]

One year we will get that Canadian team winning it

And for Kimmy's sake

[dim kettle]

Flames and Rangers

[robust grotto]

WILL THEY TOUCH IT

[rustic mountain]

I hope it's Toronto

[celest zephyr]

Oh flames

[robust grotto]

YES OR NO

[celest zephyr]

Yeah idk why he tried

[robust grotto]

No touch !!!

[celest zephyr]

Should have been avs

[robust grotto]

Team picture

Avs might be fucked, rangers did that in 2014 and lost

[rustic mountain]

Bad luck

[celest zephyr]

Hey a cup run is still nice

[robust grotto]

OH THEY TOUCHED IT

[celest zephyr]

Better than second round failure

[dim kettle]

Funny how they say the trophies are cursed when the Bolts touched it twice and won 2 straight cups afterwards

[celest zephyr]

Hey if that means the magic got lucky enough to win the first overall pick

Good enough

[robust grotto]

Every time lol funny how it works

[rustic mountain]

Eh superstitious stuff

[robust grotto]

Colorado being in the finals is good for the league. Super marketable team

[rustic mountain]

Not really a believer in it

[celest zephyr]

Avs in 4

[dim kettle]

Now they wait for either the Rangers or Bolts

[rustic mountain]

I think Colorado will win the whole thing

[celest zephyr]

Same

[dim kettle]

They’re gonna be a tough bunch

[celest zephyr]

Once they made it to the conference finals feels like their year

Wow both goalies had the exact same save%

[dim kettle]

Unless the injury gods decide to be dicks to the Avs, (That has happened before)

[celest zephyr]

I mean they have lost a few players already

For a team that has gone 12-2 so far

[rustic mountain]

Seeing a bleacher report ad on tv

Is weird

[dim kettle]

But if they lose a player like Makar, it’s gonna be a big oof

[celest zephyr]

So many of them now

Yeah but that’s all teams

[rustic mountain]

Spitefully gonna use The Score

[celest zephyr]

The score makes nice YouTube videos

[dim ledge]

Bleacher report, as useful as it is, is incredibly facetious

[celest zephyr]

Yeah I don’t like it

[rustic mountain]

The shit I get notifications for on B/R

[dim kettle]

Hey, they’re owned by Turner

[dim ledge]

"YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS KADRI GOAL 😱"

[rustic mountain]

"DWADE SAID THAT THE HEAT SHOULD TRADE FOR THIS DUDE?? "

[dim ledge]

Does everything need an emoji, BR?

Did you get your communications degree from Ancient Egypt?

[rustic mountain]

It's genuinely the worst

And the articles, if you can call them that

Just abysmal

[dim ledge]

Never read the articles at all, literally ever

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/urinatingtree/status/1534012885466243072?s=21&t=329DthwU3ZLZwm8gus3ZDQ

BlownTree-1Lead (@UrinatingTree)

https://t.co/Ct2TSl6wI4

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[dim ledge]

They're quite useful for transfer news, that's about it for me

[dim ledge]

McDavid and Draisatl about to do the opposite of what Mbappe did

Just get them out of there

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/eric-andre-let-me-out-meme-gif-20614321

[dim ledge]

https://youtu.be/vBNFQhr4O20
The oilers to the avs

[honest umbra]

so how long do avs have to wait to play in the SCF?

[celest zephyr]

mcdavid regretting that he's still under contract for 4 more years

i don't think that they are scheduled yet

[honest umbra]

well rangers better take care of their business fast

[celest zephyr]

too early to tell. both teams so far have just done their job

[smoky fable]

smart move. offer nothing of substance.

[smoky fable]

I hope you turned those off.

[rustic mountain]

Oh I did

I just recalled them is all

[smoky fable]

that's good

[simple seal]

Oilers 💀

Try not to allow 5+ goals in a game challenge (impossible)

[pure badger]

They really need that bread

Or some quick cash for lewa

[short spindle]

Also allowing people to play football at Nou Camp

Really broke

[sweet tree]

a lot of clubs host weddings at their stadiums, it's not uncommon really

https://twitter.com/Rafikdzfcb/status/1533051279882207232?t=nKvJRlr3lxb2mbrs52sWmw&s=19

elpibedeoro💙🇩🇿❤️ (@Rafikdzfcb)

@ActualiteBarca Les autres clubs qui proposent des prestations /le barça qui proposent des prestations

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Twitter · Jun 4, 2022, 11:41 AM

[simple seal]

lmfao

[chilly flare]

https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1534156802979508229?s=21&t=Upk_QomdpbZ8CzzSECF0VA

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

Source: #49ers star WR Deebo Samuel is expected to attend mini camp starting today.

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Twitter · Jun 7, 2022, 12:54 PM

[celest zephyr]

sign a contract man

honestly it could just be that he's attending just to fulfil his duties

though looks like shit just hasn't gone his way

[chilly flare]

Probably doesn’t want to get fined either

[celest zephyr]

and he's been forced to show up since he's still a 49er

[celest zephyr]

yeah that. though its probably barely any money

he didn't even play bad

[simple seal]

lol

[celest zephyr]

sure they won a round but how they fell apart when it mattered at the end reminds me a lot of the leafs

[simple seal]

Colorado finally living to their potential

[celest zephyr]

does it really matter if its getting beaten by the lightning anyways LOL

[dim kettle]

Does when you can’t even win a single game against them.

And all the draft capital gone that comes with it

[celest zephyr]

yeah. better to actually win a few games

even worse when its the one team that they absolutely weren't supposed to job to

can't be getting swept by the team that they are supposed to look legit against and beat them last year

i'm just hoping the leafs can actually win a series clinching game for once and not break first

[simple seal]

That's like hoping for the Ts to win a playoff game

[celest zephyr]

hey its not called abusive without a reason

and tbh there's only a few teams at one point that are really good and contend

better than being the sens or yotes

[celest zephyr]

tbh the leafs should just play more "dirty" and just gameplan around how to exploit a goalie's weakness(es)

like if a guy is weakest up high then just shoot more up high

if its 5 hole then they should shoot 5 hole more

like why bother to play just good hockey when the best hockey is exposing the other team's weaknesses

[robust grotto]

Colorado vs Tampa would be a great story for a final. The back to back champs taking on the new kids on the block. Colorado has been pushing for this moment for years

[simple seal]

So like Tampa did from 2014-2020

[robust grotto]

Exactly yes, Colorado is that exact mold

The next champions. Not a matter of how but a matter of when. Always felt like that w that team

[celest zephyr]

doesn't really feel like the new kids

more like two teams developed in a similar timeframe and one of them just having their when sooner than the other team

new kids would be like the rangers ig or the panthers

maybe the wild

to me its just two teams that have been building for the moment for years and one of them has already had their moment

guess maybe not lol but still avs have been good since i've started watching the league

so 2017-2018

its been 5 years for first round exits. here for 5 more years. pain

[robust grotto]

Leon and McDavid combined for 65 points in 16 games btw

And yeah fair, I couldn’t think of a better analogy than new kids

[celest zephyr]

insane

aaron donald got paid wow

rams just going to be donald, kupp and stafford

[celest zephyr]

he's getting paid a ton for a non qb but not as much as i thought

[versed forge]

Rams going to repeat lowkey

[robust grotto]

Nah bro Jets winning this year

J-E-T-S

[versed forge]

https://tenor.com/view/fans-jets-new-york-jets-captain-jets-gif-13708605

[short spindle]

Holding to Sheikh Mansour

[sweet tree]

auba got a haircut lol, never seen him like that

[short spindle]

Nah Southgate

Get this Don fired bruv

[broken ledge]

Heard this too lmao

Fucking city man

They ain’t getting saka

[short spindle]

Don't they already have like 10 wingers

Heard one City fan say he could be a backup to Cancelo

Is this man mad?

[celest zephyr]

https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/34043904/donovan-mitchell-surprised-disappointed-sources-say-quin-snyder-leaves-utah-jazz

yeah this is rough

[honest umbra]

rough how

[celest zephyr]

mitchell leaving the jazz

[robust grotto]

Coming home to NYC

It’s time

[celest zephyr]

they should build around rudy tbh

like what's the realistic path to building a contender around donovan?

[robust grotto]

I know nothing about this dude other than his dad is involved w the Mets so he’s a huge huge huge fan

[celest zephyr]

lol england

honestly feels like the jazz rn were/are relevant because of having a coach like snyder and prime gobert

Musiala is so fkn good

gobert feels more obvious. add 3nd wings and guards, get an actual point guard who can facilitate and also make some shots

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/angels/status/1534266098647846912?s=21&t=aD22_cnyrJbJJea-9gP7jA

Los Angeles Angels (@Angels)

The Angels have relieved Joe Maddon of his duties as Angels Manager today.

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Twitter · Jun 7, 2022, 8:08 PM

[celest zephyr]

English defense so ass the ref had to ohellp

[broken ledge]

They even got haaland

City love looking at everyone

[celest zephyr]

Nothern England special

the "right" wingers

[broken ledge]

Oh yeah England are playing Germany today

[celest zephyr]

god Maguire's marking is so meme

[broken ledge]

Germany are winning 1-0

[celest zephyr]

every two seconds Maguire is out of position

Hoffman scored

[broken ledge]

Bruh someone said the ref had better defense than maguire 💀

[celest zephyr]

nice goal too

[broken ledge]

This guy big meme of football

[celest zephyr]

imagine

having such a stacked team full of talent

and being the weaker side against a Germany trying to figure out who's playing

also a Germany w/o Goretzka

god Pickford is saving this England team

every cross they are exposed

[dim kettle]

Had to be done. You can’t just lose 12 straight games after starting so promising like that. Although, they also throwing him under the bus for problems beyond Joe.

[broken ledge]

Why is Trent not playing

Bruh replaced by walker again

Bring on Bowen

[proud coyote]

Jesus lol

[celest zephyr]

the worse thing is that @broken ledge Maguire, Rice, and Stones losing every aerial battle possible

[proud coyote]

Honestly hilarious

[celest zephyr]

against Havertz, Musiala and Muller

and sometimes Kimmich

[broken ledge]

Bruh what

[celest zephyr]

yea

[broken ledge]

How lol

[celest zephyr]

every time its a cross the germans are always first

[broken ledge]

Against kimmich too 💀

[proud coyote]

Harry on the national team is pretty hilarious

[celest zephyr]

the brits have literally no aerial power ffs

[proud coyote]

He’s literally just herpes for British soccer fans

[robust grotto]

Unfortunately aerial is the weakest part of Decs game

[broken ledge]

Might as well play coady at centre back

[celest zephyr]

god Saka has been abysmal

[broken ledge]

Or hell put walker CB

[robust grotto]

Baller though. No Rice slander is allowed or we weren’t online friends for 2 hours 😤

[broken ledge]

And Trent right back

[celest zephyr]

Pickford been massive his first half wasnt as good so

[celest zephyr]

let me give a nightmare back line

Tripper-Mings-Maguire-Shaw

[broken ledge]

[celest zephyr]

fuckin hell what a block by Neuer

[proud coyote]

Get Tyrick Mitchell in there

[celest zephyr]

unironically I still don't find Shaw good

[honest umbra]

why not?

[celest zephyr]

Chillwell, Justin, or Cresswell are miles better

Shaw is just absolutely inconsistent

but apparently he is "Shawberto Carlos"

[broken ledge]

Lol

Yeah people like Shaw

[celest zephyr]

only time he seemed more consistent than ever was the Euros

mf not picking TAA or James yet

wtf

[sweet tree]

oh england germany on

[celest zephyr]

82nd min

not much to expect here

[sweet tree]

icl don't feel like watching

who scored

[celest zephyr]

Hoffman

Sane on

[broken ledge]

England should get a new manager

[celest zephyr]

Sane is gonna cook Maguire alive bruh

omfg

so close Bowen bruuu

[short spindle]

Bosnia scored

Finallý

[celest zephyr]

lmao

they are crying for a penalty

bruhh

Kane had no chance to reach the ball lmao

[robust grotto]

How’s my baby boy young son doing ?

[celest zephyr]

very goood

made some chance in the second half

[robust grotto]

let’s go, love to hear it

[celest zephyr]

but its good

[robust grotto]

Hope he thrives

[celest zephyr]

in comparison how shite Saka and Sterling has been

[robust grotto]

No comment

[celest zephyr]

yes

penalty lmao

fucking dive

so fucking embarassing

dude fell because he kicked back and hit the knee of a german player

the commentators are embarrassing really calling this a clear penalty

also to add, Kane was offside before the "foul"

[broken ledge]

Lol

Pane

[celest zephyr]

please VAR be consistent man

considering how corrupt Qatar is, I won't be surprised a Korea-Japan WC fiasco with VAR would happen

[broken ledge]

Kane just scored his 50th goal for England

[short spindle]

Nah never a pen

Southgate just dodged a sack

[celest zephyr]

how is he staying bruh

this is going to be another Lost Generation like the 2000s

[broken ledge]

At least United were smart enough to not play maguire for some time

Bruh southgate what’s going on

[honest umbra]

what happened?

[broken ledge]

Nah nothing much lol. Just southgate and his lineup decision

They drew to Germany

Maguire played 💀

[honest umbra]

germany isnt too bad a draw

[broken ledge]

Nah it’s not true

Although Trent should have played

Or James but uh last game…

[honest umbra]

why dont trent or james play

[broken ledge]

Idk man lol

[celest zephyr]

The draw is an understatement of how abysmal they were

[broken ledge]

Gareths decision

[honest umbra]

theyre englands best rbs

[celest zephyr]

To front power and defense so easily penetrated

They’re lucky Pickford was at top game

[honest umbra]

i been heard

them boys

rice and bellingham were good

[celest zephyr]

Fairly solid but rice was losing some aerial battles to Kimmich

[honest umbra]

kimmich is world class

so thats ok

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/tonybrarotv/status/1534253940300124160?s=21&t=aD22_cnyrJbJJea-9gP7jA

Tony Brar (@TonyBrarOTV)

“This is got to be the best organization that I’ve played for.” - Evander Kane.

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Twitter · Jun 7, 2022, 7:20 PM

Atlanta Thrashers, newly created Winnipeg Jets, Buffalo Sabres, San Jose Sharks, and Edmonton Oilers. Geez.. what a list

[short spindle]

Bosnia won

I'm satisfied

[robust grotto]

Are you Bosnian Art ?

[honest umbra]

im amerikan

[sweet tree]

yeah he's bosnian

[celest zephyr]

Based Bosnia

I love this folk music

[dim kettle]

Boy this will age well in a year.

[robust grotto]

Based Art!! Another Balkan in the chat after all

[robust grotto]

Lmao what a comment

[robust grotto]

Stunning AND brave for you to admit this Fate 😂

[dim ledge]

Who was commentating?

[honest umbra]

british

[dim ledge]

I was hoping it was Nev

[short spindle]

Ye

[dim ledge]

Southgate is inadequate at starting young players in defense

amongst other things obviously

But watch. James taking that pen means it'll be a MINUTE before we see him again.

Trent tried creating all game when they played Hungary but all he can do is get it there. Creatively England were shit today

Madsison should start, full stop

[robust grotto]

I can’t watch these games, so I’m a bit ignorant… but they also set up so negatively

at least it feels that way

[celest zephyr]

More Madders prop

[honest umbra]

where does he play now?

[celest zephyr]

Us

Leicester

[honest umbra]

leicester innit

felt like i barely heard of him this szn

[celest zephyr]

top midfielder, love him and Tielemans

[celest zephyr]

some injuries and inconsistencies

We lack depth and need to sign some

[honest umbra]

who are we thinking?

[celest zephyr]

Can’t think really

I don’t know what our finances our and what Rodgers really want

[split wren]

Chelsea 3rd kit kinda nice

[honest umbra]

i like this one

[smoky fable]

You do?

[honest umbra]

yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8VJcM1shaw&ab_channel=Olehh123

u ready? @robust grotto

[split wren]

Their main kit sucksssssss

Just like the team

[honest umbra]

no it doesnt

it looks good next year

[split wren]

Be honest fate

What is this

Looks like they accidentally put the back neck design on the front and said fk it

[honest umbra]

thats

[white rapids]

Sports am i right

[honest umbra]

not the..

jersey next szn..

???

[split wren]

Well the sponsor maybe wrong I

It should be Spotify

Same design

[honest umbra]

the neck is kinda annoying

but the design is hella nice

[split wren]

I wish they’d bring back the 15/16 man city kit type of collar

Might be uncomfortable for the players but looks nice imo

[versed forge]

I have a feeling tampa bay is going to win tonight

They’re going to end up tying the series 2-2

Go rangers doe

[honest umbra]

drip

what happened to the confidence

[versed forge]

Lmaoo i just have gut feeling tampa bay is going to win tonight

I like rooting for the underdog but sometimes you have to be realistic

Tampa bay is the best team in the league, they might go for a 3 peat

[honest umbra]

u seen the avalanche brother?

nobody beating them

they have only lost twice!

[versed forge]

Whoa I didn’t notice that

Thats crazy

Im rooting for whoever wins this series 💯

[sweet tree]

collared kits are better

it looks good on footy kits

[sweet tree]

honestly not that much of a fan but it's better than what we got last season

[honest umbra]

u just have to wear lewadisney wear it

and then u'll like it

[rustic ore]

Just checked in and see Tampa is up 1-0 after 1

Hope they can hold that lead the rest of the game

[sweet tree]

if I do get a kit it'll probably be a pedri one

past few years I've only gotten away kits for barça

have the 20-21 pink kit

[smoky fable]

That’s a good start for your team

[sweet tree]

and the Yellow 14-15 away kit

[smoky fable]

Don’t know if either team will be in a great position compared to Colorado though

[rustic ore]

I’m just happy to be here tbh

I can’t be selfish and expect a title after winning it the past 2 years

[smoky fable]

That’s an envious position to be in

Especially with the Bucs winning a super bowl and the Rays going to a World Series

[rustic ore]

Would be happy to see the Avs win it all this year, especially after the Islamophobic BS Kadri has had to deal with recently

Honestly think they rallied around him and that’s helped them grow as a team

[rustic ore]

Beyond blessed rn I tell ya

[sweet tree]

@honest umbra the 100th anniversary kit is probably the best shirt barça ever made honestly, 09 kit referenced it

[smoky fable]

Wish I can experience that one day

[rustic ore]

You deserve it my dude

[smoky fable]

I’ve kind given up on the teams though. Don’t expect anything at this point

[versed forge]

0-2

TB

[rustic ore]

KUCH!!!

[versed forge]

[rustic ore]

Right through the 5 hole

[smoky fable]

Guess they’ll even the score at home

[versed forge]

Yessir i saw this coming

[smoky fable]

The Lightning are not the Hurricane I’ll say

[rustic ore]

Or at least I’m pretty sure a shot that goes straight in between your legs down the middle is called the 5 hole in hockey

Tell you what, heads up move by Hagel to goad Vatrano into a fight, took out of NYR’s best players for a bit of game time

[smoky fable]

Is he an instigator?

[rustic ore]

He was there it seems

[celest zephyr]

Yeh

[celest zephyr]

Yeah that’s the type of thing the best teams do

They’ll do whatever it takes to win

Wish the leafs would do the same

[dim ledge]

going to ask a stupid question

what is that song they were playing

its like a super famous song

but my synapses are just not working

its the one where the most famous part is the intro and its like

FUCK how do i explain

WIRRRRRRRRRRRRR
drums
WIRRRRRRRRRRRRR
drums
WIRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[rustic ore]

Is it a cool guitar riff?

[dim ledge]

nah electronic

definitely hip hop or something

i tried checking their spotify playlist but no go

[rustic ore]

When did they play it? I feel like I’ll know what you’re talking about

[dim ledge]

its one of those songs i've heard 1000000 times but idk the name

uh

maybe around 5 minutes left

in the second

wait let me go back hang on

[smoky fable]

Finding the sound clip?

[dim ledge]

ye

i can get it from there but i didnt realise i had playback on the game

[rustic ore]

Were they playing it when Vasy was getting his gear fixed?

[dim ledge]

idts

before im pretty sure

im going to be so annoyed at myself when i find it

[dim ledge]

i lied, it was at that moment

got the song

i hate myself

[rustic ore]

What song was it?

[rustic ore]

[dim ledge]

im so embarassed

[rustic ore]

It’s alright

No one is perfect

[smoky fable]

Yep

I did like some of the songs playing in these events.

[dim ledge]

it would all be so much better if fucking sweet caroline wasnt the goal song

every time i hear that song i envy the deaf

synonymous with a lack of braincells

[rustic ore]

Tampa PP

For tripping

[smoky fable]

Seems like a comfortable game 4 for your boys

[rustic ore]

Great PK by NYR

Nearly had a short handed goal

https://tenor.com/view/turn-up-aye-hype-excited-goofy-gif-15111254

3-0 Lightning

[dim kettle]

Kuch is seriously gonna be the Rags boogeyman

[rustic ore]

Stamkos with the put back for the goal

[versed forge]

Easy dub lightning

[dim kettle]

The best part, I’m currently in NJ rn with a couple of Ranger fan family members

[simple seal]

lol

Cant never count this team out

[rustic ore]

Hope Maroon is okay, he came off the ice a little bit ago and the announcers were saying he was holding his groin

[dim kettle]

Bolt fans on Twitter were comparing the first 2 games to the 2019 series again. Like that narrative hasn’t gotten old yet

Everything series the Bolts are down 2-0 in means disaster like 2019, right?

[rustic ore]

Oh come on Serg, be smarter

Rangers PP

[dim kettle]

It’s Ryan Reeves. He gets under everyone’s skin

[honest umbra]

u gotta be better, ryan reeves

[dim kettle]

And the Rays just won

[rustic ore]

Also hate that the Rangers have been getting some injuries this and the past couple games

Never like to see that

4v4 now

Kreider with interference

[dim kettle]

Second game in a row where NY get’s a critical PP chance and they get penalized afterwards

2-6 on the road these playoffs for the Rags. Gotta respect how good they are at the garden to make it this far

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-kazuma-kiryu-pissed-off-gif-14586175

[versed forge]

Wouldn’t be surprised if lightning win the next two games

Sucks for the injuries

[dim kettle]

A game at the Garden? I can only hope

[rustic ore]

Fr

Garden is electric for them rn

[versed forge]

True

[dim kettle]

Yeah, but so was Long Island last year