sports

[sweet tree]

keep villarreal playing like this and they might go through

[honest umbra]

north london rejects***

[burnt cedar]

Not sure that Villarreal team

[burnt cedar]

Coquelin wasn’t a reject nearly played 200 games for us

[honest umbra]

yea but it sounds better

[short spindle]

Mostly Spurs but yeah

[burnt cedar]

Emery a reject too

[outer tartan]

liverpool will be a different team coming ou of the laf

[burnt cedar]

So works

[short spindle]

Coquelin was decent

[outer tartan]

half

[honest umbra]

plus can we rlly say lo celso is a reject

[outer tartan]

yes

[burnt cedar]

Yeah he was terrible

[outer tartan]

he wqas garbage

[burnt cedar]

Prem wasn’t for him

[honest umbra]

dude is so talented

foyth makes sense

[sweet tree]

lo celso was a reject

[solid dagger]

Mark my words Origi is going to come in later in the match and he's going to score a late goal to send Liverpool to the final

[outer tartan]

im a barca fan so i really want to see liverpool lose here

[sweet tree]

albiol is old af

[outer tartan]

yeah probably

[burnt cedar]

Scripted sport

[honest umbra]

i watch lo celso play with argentina a lot, hes so good for messi

[celest zephyr]

Is Firmino injured

[honest umbra]

this isnt 2019

firmino hasnt played in a while

[tulip barn]

The origi effect

[outer tartan]

is diaz on

[solid dagger]

Origi is a fifa super sub in real life lol

[honest umbra]

dont think he is

its salah mane jota?

i think

[burnt cedar]

Jota mane Salah

Yeah

[celest zephyr]

Do you know why

[outer tartan]

they should put him on

[honest umbra]

he is injured i believe

[short spindle]

Capoue,Foyth,Lo Celso,Aurier

[outer tartan]

oh

[burnt cedar]

Forgot capoue played for them

Joined with the Bale money

[honest umbra]

aurier is on this team?

[burnt cedar]

Yeah

[solid dagger]

Yeah

[honest umbra]

lmao

nvm it is spurs

[burnt cedar]

Villarreal pitch looks so good

[burnt cedar]

Up there with the emirates

[honest umbra]

apparently it rained

and it still looks good

[sweet tree]

brazy half man

[short spindle]

Klopp new contract effect 🥶

[celest zephyr]

Arnold is lowkey sleeping

[outer tartan]

flopp is finished 😭 😭 😭

[honest umbra]

if the finals villareal-rm

the world would go crazy

[outer tartan]

i would like to see villarreal man city and all the fans in the stadium be villarreal fans

[sweet tree]

dani parejo been nice

[burnt cedar]

Last time a team won their first ucl final was like 1997

[outer tartan]

he's inmderrated

[solid dagger]

The craziest thing is Vila-real is a city with like 50k people

[honest umbra]

yea becuz psg doesnt know how to win

[outer tartan]

yeah

[broken ledge]

my blood pressure...

[honest umbra]

but lets be real here

this liverpool team is gonna come out possessed 2nd half

[sweet tree]

oh bvb

[honest umbra]

villareal are gonna have to survive a barrage

[burnt cedar]

Not just them arsenal Chelsea city Chelsea

[solid dagger]

Oh yeah for sure

[outer tartan]

yeah klopp has to do something

[broken ledge]

we will be back 2nd half

[outer tartan]

the team will be a different beast

[burnt cedar]

Yep

[honest umbra]

klopp is gonna tear into them

[short spindle]

Wolves relegated is mad

[unborn sandal]

is this the morj of football?

[solid dagger]

They'll probably play like they did against us in Turin, they'll sit back defending trying to hit them with counters

[honest umbra]

its a man u fan, what do u expect

[outer tartan]

This has been a hard but necessary decision to make. I cannot support Liverpool anymore, they are tinpot and do not win trophies anymore. I am switching to Man United where we win real trophies.

[honest umbra]

who in their right world

think liverpool would finish

5th this szn

[celest zephyr]

bloody hell

[broken ledge]

get out of here

[short spindle]

Bournemouth vs Forest is a PL decider

[celest zephyr]

Keita has been horrendous

[solid dagger]

lmao

[honest umbra]

keita has been by far the worst player on the pitch

[sweet tree]

dude just giving away possession for fun

[outer tartan]

i wanted forest to win

[short spindle]

Forgot he played for qpr

[honest umbra]

who can replace him?

[outer tartan]

henderon

[sweet tree]

I've never seen him with that hair

lmao

[honest umbra]

did he join QPR when they came up early 10's?

[burnt cedar]

On loan from Real Madrid too

[honest umbra]

i remember they went on a splurge

[burnt cedar]

I don’t think they were in the prem when he joined

[short spindle]

Not any better either

[honest umbra]

lmao

[broken ledge]

we need big hendo

[celest zephyr]

Parejo, Moreno, Foyth, Albiol, and Coquelin has been great

[burnt cedar]

Granero played for them in the prem

[outer tartan]

he'll be better than what keita has been doing

[honest umbra]

henderson might not be way better but hes better than keita here

he will keep the ball

[short spindle]

People rate his bc he's english and plays with "passion"

[honest umbra]

and has a better presence

[outer tartan]

its better than keita

he's been garbage this game

[honest umbra]

better yet, what happened to thiago who looked like the best midfielder in the world

[celest zephyr]

Villareal chose to be a menace and absorbed Valencia to become the old-Valencia of the early 2000s

[honest umbra]

first leg

[outer tartan]

hes been getting pressed a lot

[solid dagger]

English tax back at it again?

[celest zephyr]

atmosphere and too much pressure can affect players

[broken ledge]

if worst comes to worst (God forbid) we will bring origi on

[short spindle]

Ye

[honest umbra]

thiago went from barca to munich to liverpool

[celest zephyr]

Hendo iis better than Keita

[solid dagger]

I said it before, he's going to score a late goal to send you to the final

[honest umbra]

pressure isnt something new to him

idk if diaz is injured

[broken ledge]

[celest zephyr]

Keita was a liability back at Leipzig often

[honest umbra]

but he needs to be on at 45'

hes the most game changing player they have

[celest zephyr]

But defo Keita has to go off because no way if he continues like this

its going to look ugly

[honest umbra]

hendo would be way better

like i dont rate hendo THAT much

but would be so much more stable than keita rn

[burnt cedar]

Hendo half time teamtalk

[outer tartan]

i hope keita stays on

[solid dagger]

Who's playing in midfield rn? Keita, Thiago and Fabinho?

[outer tartan]

so villarreal can win

[honest umbra]

yes

[sweet tree]

yes

[broken ledge]

yep

[sweet tree]

and hendo

is that 4?

[broken ledge]

its a solid midfield

but keit

[celest zephyr]

just like Barcelona in that semi final letting Alba and Vidal stay on that pitch

[broken ledge]

keita

[honest umbra]

hendo isnt playing

is he

[broken ledge]

oh my

[short spindle]

"How many times have you've been violated this game?"
TAA:

[burnt cedar]

He’s warming up

[solid dagger]

Thank you

[broken ledge]

hes on the bench

[outer tartan]

😢 that was the worst game for us

[honest umbra]

hendo and diaz need to be on

[celest zephyr]

TAA wasn't really at fault most of the time

[honest umbra]

us barca fans dont need '19 memories

we focus on '22

[burnt cedar]

Lmaooo they got Michael Owen next to Peter crouch

[celest zephyr]

it was him being out of position because someone keeps losing the ball in their own half

[burnt cedar]

Looks like a child

[broken ledge]

you're a barca fan?

[honest umbra]

yes

[solid dagger]

What was the worse game for you? The Liverpool one or the Roma one?

[broken ledge]

my condolences

[honest umbra]

its ok

[celest zephyr]

Liverpool was definitely worse

[honest umbra]

liverpool

was way worse than roma

[sweet tree]

yeah

[celest zephyr]

they were going for an unbeaten league, a treble and a confident 3-0 win at home

[honest umbra]

like wayyyy worse

[broken ledge]

next half will be our half

dont worry

[celest zephyr]

then they choose to lose the final game in the league and fail to go undefeated

[sweet tree]

Roma can be considered a freak accident the first time, doing it again the 2nd time is much worse especially especially a UCL semis.

[celest zephyr]

i think it was 4-3 to betis or something

[outer tartan]

liverpool easy

[honest umbra]

we lost the league becuz valverde benched messi

[outer tartan]

we were gonna win the champions league that year

[honest umbra]

was it not that levante year?

[celest zephyr]

Roma's third goal was quite lucky

[outer tartan]

probably

[honest umbra]

i mean

goals can be lucky

[solid dagger]

I would've though Roma would be worse for some reason

[honest umbra]

but we were outplayed both games

[outer tartan]

we had to play spurs in the final

[celest zephyr]

Semedo had it covered, it was a very clean goal from Manolas

Liverpool game?

[outer tartan]

cause roma arent that good

[honest umbra]

oh man

semedo

[celest zephyr]

everyone was fucked other than Messi

[honest umbra]

a name i havent heard in a while

[unborn sandal]

didn't Barcelona have like two own goals in the first leg vs Roma?

[honest umbra]

one i believe

[sweet tree]

might be 1

[outer tartan]

that season our plan was to just pass to messi

[honest umbra]

you know

[solid dagger]

Yeah, and both players that scored an own goal in the first leg scored in the second leg

[honest umbra]

i love xavi

but after having koeman

[outer tartan]

yeah

[honest umbra]

i did miss valverde days

he wasnt flashy

[celest zephyr]

no own goal

[outer tartan]

valverde was lowkey overhated

bro just could not do it in the cluthc

[celest zephyr]

Roma had two own goals in the first leg

[solid dagger]

De Rossi and Manolas iirc, and they went on to score in the second leg lol

[celest zephyr]

by Manolas and Rossi

[honest umbra]

yea becuz the teams he preferred were guys in their mid 30s

[sweet tree]

i always forget setien era

[honest umbra]

the vidal paulinho days

setien era doesnt count

[celest zephyr]

Paulinho props

[sweet tree]

such a random time

[celest zephyr]

Vidal shouldnt exist

[sweet tree]

guy ain't a real coach

[honest umbra]

tbf both those guys were amazing for barca

just.. funny becuz when u thought of barca

[solid dagger]

Vidal was the man when he played with us

[honest umbra]

they werent the first

[celest zephyr]

anyone who genuinely watched the second leg against liverpool

[honest umbra]

to come to mind

[unborn sandal]

eh

Vidal may be a cunt but he's our cunt

[celest zephyr]

knows Messi was the only player who was running and doing shit

[honest umbra]

oh jugol, i loved him

and still prob do

[short spindle]

Bournemouth promoted

[honest umbra]

i hate him when argentina play chile though

and can see why people hated him

LOL

[sweet tree]

vidal is aight

[celest zephyr]

Vidal was such a liability at Bayern

[sweet tree]

just a weird signing for barça when I think about it

[outer tartan]

yeah

[celest zephyr]

dude would foul the wrongest timings

[solid dagger]

It's not Bournemouth but I've seen that Mitrovic scored like 40+ goals

[robust grotto]

The Cherries! Dope

[honest umbra]

btw

[sweet tree]

wasn't really all that good on the ball

[honest umbra]

fulham look REALLY good

[solid dagger]

That's crazy

[honest umbra]

in championship this szn

huh?

[unborn sandal]

Vidal has more Atlético DNA than Barça DNA

[celest zephyr]

consider why Real cucked Bayern so many times was him being out of position and also losing possession

[outer tartan]

especially mitro

[honest umbra]

like they'll prob actually stay up

next szn?

[celest zephyr]

yeah

[honest umbra]

they won 7-0 yesterday

lol

[celest zephyr]

he has the Naingolan but defensive vibe

[sweet tree]

yeah, he fits them more than us

[short spindle]

3 in Prem next season

[celest zephyr]

imagine De Rossi Naingolan and Vidal on the same team

truly a menace

[outer tartan]

he will score like 10 prem goals

maybe 8

[solid dagger]

Nainggolan was an incredible player

[honest umbra]

mitro and puuki are championship legends

[sweet tree]

https://twitter.com/kxsmo/status/1514339384568516609?t=mDQ6i8Mk152aP-F9l9iOww&s=19

kismo (@kxsmo)

Atletico's entire scouting strategy

Likes

24804

Retweets

2780

Twitter · Apr 13, 2022, 8:26 PM

[unborn sandal]

Nainggolan and Vidal were together in Inter, but at that point they were already past it, specially Nainggolan

[celest zephyr]

Fulham and Norwich cycling each year is secretly a money scheme

[honest umbra]

whos the 3rd team aside from fulham and bournemouth?

[celest zephyr]

they are never together

[solid dagger]

But he hated Juve so screw him

[outer tartan]

nottingham bu its not autmatic

[celest zephyr]

yeah sad Naingolan fell off

[honest umbra]

bro

[solid dagger]

I hope Forest gets promoted

[honest umbra]

i want nottingham so bad

[outer tartan]

same

[celest zephyr]

Forrest to UCL

[outer tartan]

two time champions league winners

[honest umbra]

actual UCL winners

[outer tartan]

ottingham forest

[honest umbra]

more history than city

[outer tartan]

well not ucl winners

[celest zephyr]

more titles than arsenal and tottenham

[outer tartan]

european cup winners

[celest zephyr]

truly based

[solid dagger]

They have more Champions League trophies than premier League trophies lol

[honest umbra]

yea EC**

it was diff than

[outer tartan]

yeah

[honest umbra]

thats more elite

[solid dagger]

Yeah that's why it's crazy

[honest umbra]

who are forrest good players currently?

[celest zephyr]

siri define based

[honest umbra]

i feel like this is a sencho question

[solid dagger]

I know some of them because I've been playing with them in career mode in fifa since fifa 15 lmao

[honest umbra]

if they have the same players since fifa 15

[solid dagger]

I'm kind of a Nottingham forest fan

[honest umbra]

thats based

[solid dagger]

Nah but I recognize some of them

[short spindle]

You want Forest
I want Luton
We are not the same

[honest umbra]

im a forest fan solely for memes becuz they have more history than half the teams currently in the PL

[celest zephyr]

I want Ipswich

[honest umbra]

in terms of europe

[celest zephyr]

fuck off

[robust grotto]

Brennan Johnson could be courted by other big PL teams

[short spindle]

They're like mid table in League One

[solid dagger]

Also you probably don't care but this is the Serie B table with one game to go, three teams can still win the league

It's pretty entertaining

[celest zephyr]

yo what

thats cool

[robust grotto]

Joe Worrall is another Forest name I’ve heard

[broken ledge]

luiz diaz is on

[solid dagger]

Grabban too still plays for them iirc

[broken ledge]

lets fucking clap cheeks

[celest zephyr]

a good reminder for non j league fans here

[short spindle]

Monza bring Balotelli and Boateneg to get promoted,they don't

They leave and now they are going to be promoted

[celest zephyr]

four of the best J-League teams in history are in the bottom

[honest umbra]

wait wait wait

what happened to kobe

[solid dagger]

Isn't that Iniesta's team?

[celest zephyr]

Urawa, Gamba, Kobe, and Iwata

[honest umbra]

yes

it is

[celest zephyr]

yea

my club

we are SHIT

[honest umbra]

??

why??

[celest zephyr]

NO PASSION NO AGGRESSION NO MINDSET

[honest umbra]

wtf

[sweet tree]

2nd half

[solid dagger]

Doesn't Vermaelen also play for them? Lol

[sweet tree]

ye

[celest zephyr]

retired

[sweet tree]

ah

[honest umbra]

moreno is that injured?

[celest zephyr]

yeah

[honest umbra]

i understand his passion

[celest zephyr]

Thigh i think

[honest umbra]

but he needs to sub himself out

[solid dagger]

Monza's plan was to be a retirement home for former Milan players lol

[outer tartan]

game is back

[celest zephyr]

we have sergi samper

[honest umbra]

samper?

[short spindle]

Johnson,Spence,Grabban

[honest umbra]

the busi-eqsue player?

next barca CDM?

[celest zephyr]

if my club gets dropped to the bottom

[outer tartan]

oh hell nah

diaz is back

[celest zephyr]

im shooting my toe

[honest umbra]

lmao i remember when he was the next big thing

[solid dagger]

He's not a current player but Cash, the Aston Villa rb, played for Forest not too long ago

[celest zephyr]

only injuries and confidence dropped himm good

[celest zephyr]

yeah

who was hailed really good along with the other Busquets

[honest umbra]

orioli busquets

or something

i remember all of them

[sweet tree]

diaz came on for jota

[honest umbra]

none of them made it into barca

busquets outlasted all of them

and has started almost every barca game this szn

lol

[solid dagger]

Busquets has been a barça regular for so long

[short spindle]

Sky needs to answer this

[sweet tree]

1 more season left

[outer tartan]

busquets is one of the most undeerated players

[sweet tree]

he might go to the MLS in 2023

[outer tartan]

in the world

[honest umbra]

u think kessie takes his spot?

[sweet tree]

nah he ain't underrated

[celest zephyr]

Tomiyasu being injured again to disappear for 4 years

[sweet tree]

hes rated fine

[outer tartan]

yes he is

[solid dagger]

Brazilian players clearly don't care for the club they play for

[sweet tree]

a lot of people rate him I'm sure lol

[honest umbra]

all i know is after last weekend

i rate rob holding

[celest zephyr]

why is this so edited

[honest umbra]

what a legend

[outer tartan]

people have told me that kimmich is better all time

[solid dagger]

He doesn't play like Busquets so I don't think he will

[sweet tree]

cmon now...

[celest zephyr]

kessie is like 1/5 of what busquets is

[short spindle]

I like how Holding and Tomi are the same only difference is that Tomi is slighty tanned

[celest zephyr]

asian innit

[honest umbra]

and has hair

[celest zephyr]

i hate tomiyasu is injured again

now how is our NT going to function?

and we have to play spain and germany

[honest umbra]

as long as kagawa plays

you'll be fine

[solid dagger]

Does Nagatomo still play for the NT?

Inter legend

[celest zephyr]

kagawa is a dead nissan from 1970

[honest umbra]

man u legend

[celest zephyr]

dudes engine doesnt exist

[honest umbra]

wow how dare you

[celest zephyr]

no its facts

[honest umbra]

lmao ik

im messing with u

i did enjoy him at united

[celest zephyr]

kagawa was great

like for 2 microseconds

If hatate doesnt get into the starting NT lineup

im going to sabotage the food in the NT so our manager cannot continue to manage

[honest umbra]

[celest zephyr]

if he still plays Osako as ST

im going to start a riot

[solid dagger]

Who's Japan's best player rn?

Outside of Tomyiasu

[celest zephyr]

technically? Kubo

[solid dagger]

Oh yeah I forgot about Kubo

[honest umbra]

we need blue lock and aoashi to bring a new generation of elite japanese players

kubo is such a weird case

[solid dagger]

Slam Dunk didn't bring a new generation of basketball players

[sweet tree]

blue lock....

[honest umbra]

u dont watch yuta watanabe?

hes amazing

[celest zephyr]

realistically? Reo Hatate or Junya Ito

[solid dagger]

Yeah but he's one player

[celest zephyr]

The only reason why Kubo isnt the best

[sweet tree]

omg

[solid dagger]

Where did Rui Hachimura go

[celest zephyr]

is because of the shame that he was born Japanese

[sweet tree]

Dc

[honest umbra]

plays for the wizards

[celest zephyr]

if he was European

[solid dagger]

He disappeared

[celest zephyr]

fucking wouldve been top class

[unborn sandal]

Someone named J. Ito must be a nightmare to play against

[honest umbra]

if he played for a better team

[tulip barn]

Holy crap

[celest zephyr]

the fact he developed his "peak years" as a young player in Japan deminished him

[solid dagger]

I thought you meant the horror author Junji Ito lmao

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/reporterchris/status/1521583864136839169?s=21&t=rpUuLCrkQTXvCLJkF_WeJw

Chris Johnston (@reporterchris)

Kyle Clifford has been suspended one game for boarding Ross Colton. He'll miss Game 2 tomorrow.

Twitter · May 3, 2022, 8:13 PM

[celest zephyr]

He couldve stayed in Spain but ended up continuing as FC Tokyo

[unborn sandal]

Yeah that's the joke

[celest zephyr]

it was game over at that point

[sweet tree]

diaz tf

[honest umbra]

mala i just await ur reactions

to see if theres a goal

since ur always so far ahead

[sweet tree]

[honest umbra]

funny thing is i loathe british commentators

but still watch BT streams

no no no

DIAZ

why not just shoot it

[celest zephyr]

Sky better than BT change my mind

[honest umbra]

i wont

i hate BT

[celest zephyr]

however Arabic commentaries are better

[honest umbra]

especially unbearable if an english team is playing

btw poe ive been meaning to ask, u have a FDJ pfp

are u a FDJ fan

[celest zephyr]

BT is definition of biased

yes

[simple seal]

https://twitter.com/ChayanneThanos/status/1521576768628576256

Chayanne Thanos (@ChayanneThanos)

@DeportesKC

Twitter · May 3, 2022, 7:45 PM

[honest umbra]

can u translate for me, hog

[celest zephyr]

not a fan but my current favorite midfielder

[honest umbra]

FDJ is my fav player at barca since messi left

unfortunate hes always under the critic light

[sweet tree]

villrreal ran out of juice

[celest zephyr]

I saw his games when he was in youth

knew he was going to make it

[outer tartan]

yeah

[simple seal]

"Gonna need more hands to jack me off" basically lmao

[honest umbra]

oh...

[robust grotto]

LMAO

not what he expected

[celest zephyr]

Honestly with de Jong

[sweet tree]

my favorite player is a controversial one fate, from barça that is.

[celest zephyr]

If the opportunity is there he might just move to United where ten Hag and de Beek is

[honest umbra]

is it uh

depay

[sweet tree]

no

tf

[honest umbra]

alba

puig

[sweet tree]

https://tenor.com/view/gavigoat-albadead-koundewild-albarip-sadiqgoat-gif-24215085

rep the goat

[celest zephyr]

Watch it be like

Bruh Alba

[honest umbra]

yea it can only be those few players

[celest zephyr]

Hahahahaha

[honest umbra]

no one more controversial

[celest zephyr]

Alba is your definition Spanish Robertson

[solid dagger]

Poor Rulli

[sweet tree]

I love him ngl

[celest zephyr]

both shithousers and can be a cunt but a class LB

[sweet tree]

fabinho

shit....

[dim ledge]

Vomiting everywhere

[solid dagger]

I feel for him lol I make the same mistakes when I play with my friends

[sweet tree]

2-1

[outer tartan]

FUCK

NO

[simple seal]

F

[tulip barn]

Keeper sold

[solid dagger]

Luckily for Villarreal away goals are not as important as they were

[celest zephyr]

Rulli dropped his average Argentinian goalkeeper mistake

[broken ledge]

LETS GOOOOO

FABHINOOOO

[sweet tree]

messi is my favorite but 2nd is alba, tho iniesta is actually my 2nd favorite all time. Alba is just currently my favorite on the team.

[celest zephyr]

it’s a tradition

[sweet tree]

weird I know

[dim ledge]

To be honest we deserve to lose after that half
One of the single worst halves I've ever seen under klopp

[broken ledge]

Thats true

[honest umbra]

rulli is such an argentinian GK tbh

[broken ledge]

but we are shaping up

[solid dagger]

Those goals are a bitch, as a goalkeeper you're expected to save them because they're on your post but those are so fast

[broken ledge]

thats whats important

[honest umbra]

like they're always so average

[dim ledge]

In fact I'll say it

[honest umbra]

martinez has been good for argentina though

[celest zephyr]

Caballero says hi

[dim ledge]

The single worst half I've seen under klopp and I'm not exaggerating

[honest umbra]

mr willy needs to stop saying hi

idek what club he plays for

[celest zephyr]

That 2018 WC sold him

[tulip barn]

I think he’s still with Chelsea

[broken ledge]

first half was shite but now we're seeing improvement

[honest umbra]

it was fun to see villareal play as they did in the 1st

but this was always gonna happen

[broken ledge]

but yeah lets see how this plays out

[honest umbra]

the thing is, villareal didnt make them earn it

just went thru his legs

[broken ledge]

well...

[sweet tree]

they ran out of juice dawg

[celest zephyr]

Can’t forget Messi did that twice against Courtois in 2017

exposed him real good

[honest umbra]

ye

couldnt close his legs

dude got his 100th UCL goal like that

lol

[celest zephyr]

Ever since Courtois didn’t look back

[dim ledge]

Omg Diaz

[sweet tree]

HOLY FUCK DIAZ

[dim ledge]

Omfg

[honest umbra]

WHAT WAS THAT

[sweet tree]

hit the post

[celest zephyr]

Diaz is a god in disguise

[solid dagger]

What a signing he has been

[honest umbra]

diaz >>>>

[celest zephyr]

ngl tho I laughed when I saw the Twitter post

[broken ledge]

DIAZ SENT THE NIGGA

[celest zephyr]

“Neymar didn’t have this juice”

[broken ledge]

AYO

[honest umbra]

oh yea

[outer tartan]

Did Liverpool score

[honest umbra]

thatw as absurd

[celest zephyr]

when Diaz was doing a Neymar skill

[broken ledge]

NO

he almost did tho

[unborn sandal]

Why he didn't start, is Klopp saving energy for the Prem?

[broken ledge]

he sent 2 players

made one crumble

it was nasty

[solid dagger]

He's not on Bernardeschi's (🐐) level tho I'm sorry Liverpool fans

[dim ledge]

2-23333334

WKRJGJFJG

KFKGKTKRJR

[sweet tree]

well that's Gg

[honest umbra]

IOJFIOWJFIW

ITS OVER

lets go home

[sweet tree]

rulli shit the bed

[honest umbra]

rulli is argentinian

[celest zephyr]

Diaz basically a Suarez pt 2

[simple seal]

smh

[celest zephyr]

signed in winter

[solid dagger]

Terrible defence

[outer tartan]

I hate my life

[celest zephyr]

and had juice

[tulip barn]

Sheesh

[dim ledge]

COLOMBIAAAAAAA

[celest zephyr]

South American and about to cook some defenders

[broken ledge]

AHHHRHHGHGGGH

H

DIAZZZ

[celest zephyr]

Rulli shat his balls

[broken ledge]

VAMOOOOOSSSS

[dim ledge]

@dense vault VAMOS COLOMBIA HIJIEPUTAAAAAAAAAAA GONORREA

[tulip barn]

Went through his legs again lmao

[honest umbra]

did arsenal also bid 40.1 mill for him?

rulli going through a courtois moment right now

[celest zephyr]

Ain’t got money anymore

[broken ledge]

OMG I CANT GET ENOUGH OF THIS BEAUTIFUL MAN

[burnt cedar]

Rulli needs to come off

[celest zephyr]

Liverpool’s occasional champions league ruining goalkeeper careers and confidence Pt.3

[sweet tree]

https://tenor.com/view/tn-j-gif-23950225

[solid dagger]

The second goal wasn't really his fault imo, that was on the defence

[dense vault]

Diaz a beast

Like truly a beast

[celest zephyr]

Nah defo his

[honest umbra]

tbf it happened to them first with karius

[celest zephyr]

You don’t get cucked like that from that angle through your legs

[solid dagger]

He has Diaz at like 30 cms from him

[dim ledge]

https://c.tenor.com/h-LLxOKa4kgAAAAM/luis-diaz-liverpool-luis-diaz.gif

[celest zephyr]

unless you Courtois

[dense vault]

I'm glad he is though cause Jaime Rodriguez is dead weight now

[broken ledge]

i love this club man

[short spindle]

Fairytale is over

[sweet tree]

well I guess villarreal did more than I expected

that's game tho

[tulip barn]

[honest umbra]

he wants to come back to europe now..

[solid dagger]

Congratulations on the quadruple

[celest zephyr]

Mignolet Karius ter Stegen and now Rulli

[broken ledge]

i still want origi to come on

[tulip barn]

Where is James btw

[short spindle]

Qatar

[honest umbra]

what about pickford?

[tulip barn]

Breh

[solid dagger]

Origi comes on and he scores three own goals lmao

[dim ledge]

Zidane fed him too much Arepas

[honest umbra]

he plays in the qatari league

yea

[celest zephyr]

Remember Barcelona fans thought like this and failed to win the treble

you don’t want to breathe that copium

[honest umbra]

well

they'll prob win the local cups

[celest zephyr]

Finished

[honest umbra]

but league & cl will be tuff

[lethal blaze]

Nice comeback after half time from klopp, we've looked much more solid compared to whatever ass 1st half was

[solid dagger]

Oh I don't really care about Liverpool

[honest umbra]

doable though

[celest zephyr]

dude was finished since 2016

[tulip barn]

He used to be so good

[solid dagger]

Like if they win the quadruple good for them

[dim ledge]

No lie the single worst half I've ever see us play under klopp

[lethal blaze]

He seals the deals to win this match as well

[lethal blaze]

This

[celest zephyr]

he was going on a European tour from his 2015 and 2014 goal CV

[honest umbra]

2014 WC was elite

and james under ancelotti

was bearable

but since then

[solid dagger]

I remember when he went to Everton because Ancelotti was there and then Ancelotti went back to Real Madrid lol

[celest zephyr]

James fits under him cause Ancelotti just loves to play that Kaka role

[sweet tree]

iirc his 1st or 2nd season was fine for madrid

[solid dagger]

Zidane never played him iirc

[celest zephyr]

Otherwise he’s rubbish

We cooked him in the 2018 WC

[unborn sandal]

Rueda should be prosecuted for war crimes, managed to leave two countries out of the world cup in a single process

[sweet tree]

yeah zidane didnt rate him

he had isco over him

[dense vault]

No one wants him he's washed up lmao

[honest umbra]

eh

hes good enough for some smaller tier team

to take him

[dense vault]

He hasn't performed at all in a while

[honest umbra]

but is he worth it

[solid dagger]

Tbh Isco was a class player

[celest zephyr]

Knock knock it’s Japan

[burnt cedar]

Is his ego gonna let him do this

[celest zephyr]

No

[dim ledge]

James should go to a promoted team

[dense vault]

Shame he let the European lifestyle get to him

[unborn sandal]

james is an outdated style of player, he can only make it again in South America

[honest umbra]

his ego led him play in the qatari league

im sure he'll be fine

[burnt cedar]

For money

[celest zephyr]

Would rather have Chicha back at Europe

[burnt cedar]

Won’t get that in Europe

[dense vault]

He's lazy doesn't play well anymore I'd take anyone over Jaime Rodriguez 22'

[honest umbra]

hes made the money doe

idk

[solid dagger]

James is earning a fat paycheck in Saudi Arabia or somewhere around there iirc, he won't come back to Europe

[sweet tree]

mane 3-2

[honest umbra]

but he says he wants to

[celest zephyr]

Bruh

[honest umbra]

lol

[dim ledge]

WOOOOOOOOOOH

[solid dagger]

Yeah it's over

[celest zephyr]

Pack it up

[sweet tree]

villarreal capitulation

[dim ledge]

LET'S GOOOOOOO

[celest zephyr]

Rulli done for

[dim ledge]

THAT'S HOW YOU COME BACK

[outer tartan]

I hate this

[sweet tree]

honestly their energy was completely gone this half

[dim ledge]

Aren't you Barcelona

[tulip barn]

That’s game

[dim ledge]

Lmfao

OBSESSED

[solid dagger]

Rulli 2021/22 highlights, best goalkeeper in Europe??

[unborn sandal]

Ho, they Instanbul'd it

[tulip barn]

Gg

[honest umbra]

gg

onto rm vs manc

[celest zephyr]

The fuck was Rulli doing Bruh

[robust grotto]

👀

[solid dagger]

Let's hope Real Madrid goes through

[short spindle]

Sike I thought

[sweet tree]

https://tenor.com/view/smokes-guardiola-packwatch-pep-pepguardiola-gif-22293621

[celest zephyr]

the only person who can compete in this level of indecency is Karius

[sweet tree]

pep masterclass tomorrow

[short spindle]

Start Karius in final

[honest umbra]

pep masterclass aka hes not gonna play a cdm tomorrow?

[solid dagger]

Nah Karius was much much worse than that, it's not comparable

I'd say Rulli tonight resembled more Adrian vs Atletico Madrid

[celest zephyr]

Pep to not play rodri and test out a 1-2-3-1-3 formation

[dim ledge]

How is that a yellow

Dude fell on his own

[broken ledge]

I JUST LEFT FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES AND MANE SCORED

[lethal blaze]

god I love my team so much

[broken ledge]

LETS GOOOO

FINALS ABBY

[short spindle]

Grealish as a CB,Zinchenko at RW?!?!

[broken ledge]

BABY

[dim ledge]

Shut

It's not over

[honest umbra]

tbf this seems like a good formation

[lethal blaze]

Stfu simple it's not over

remember lyon

[celest zephyr]

Deserved after having to watch Liverpool from 2000-2016

[honest umbra]

its over

[solid dagger]

Estupinan broke McKennie's foot the ref didn't even call a foul for that

[honest umbra]

bruh

villareal cant score 3 goals

[lethal blaze]

2010 to 16 was true hell for me

[honest umbra]

um

[solid dagger]

No cdm no striker pep masterclass

[celest zephyr]

Slipping deez nutz

[honest umbra]

2014 might not have ended

the way u wanted

but im sure it wasnt hell

[solid dagger]

Kdb as a false 9

[honest umbra]

suarez sterling sturridge gerrard >>>

[celest zephyr]

Still lost

[honest umbra]

that is one of the best teams

[celest zephyr]

L Cope

[honest umbra]

i have watched

[dim ledge]

Prime Suarez was a bad man

Best striker of the past decade

[solid dagger]

You won arguably the best Champions League final ever against Milan, you didn't have it that bad during that time span

[dim ledge]

Fucking disgusting player absolutely lethal

[honest umbra]

also didnt they win in 06

[celest zephyr]

I’m about to bust the hottest take that Lewandowski has nothing close to Suarez

[honest umbra]

the UCL

LOL

[lethal blaze]

I mean one good year doesn't mean everything never happened

[dim ledge]

Yes

[honest umbra]

thats not even a hot take

[dim ledge]

Not even comparable

[honest umbra]

thats a pretty popular take

[dim ledge]

https://c.tenor.com/sznHvSxozBYAAAAM/luis-suárez-uruguayan-footballer.gif

[celest zephyr]

Like only a small fraction of the suffering they endured

[celest zephyr]

Damn society changed?

I remember being flamed for it

[honest umbra]

ye twitter isnt society

[solid dagger]

I agree, Lewandowski is a better player than Suarez

[honest umbra]

believe it or not

[celest zephyr]

nah publicly same

I don’t chat on Twitter shits toxic as Chernobyl

[honest umbra]

i aint a big fan of toxicity

[sweet tree]

oh brother what are these guys doing

[dim ledge]

Yes

[honest umbra]

but i will enjoy seeing the rulli memes tonight

[unborn sandal]

liverpool gang, remember this man? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFeg_hl0Se4

[dim ledge]

Footy twitter needs to be nuked

[celest zephyr]

waiting for someone to show me a Lewandowski performance that is MOTM which he didn’t win or score

[honest umbra]

nba twitter

nfl twitter

[dim ledge]

Fate/Mala

[honest umbra]

political twitter

most twitter tbh

[dim ledge]

You remember that game against psg

When Suarez was just begging the defense for fun

[solid dagger]

Footy (insert social media) needs to be erased

[honest umbra]

when he put the ball through david luiz leg

[dim ledge]

Yes

[honest umbra]

and took an unccessarily harder shot

than needed

to score

for flair?

yes i remember

[dim ledge]

Unmatched

[sweet tree]

he destroyed him twice that game

[dim ledge]

Lewandowski not even close

[solid dagger]

That nutmeg on David Luiz

[solid dagger]

4 goals against Real Madrid in a Champions League semi final

[celest zephyr]

He appeared in a JFootball video

https://youtu.be/fem9eWtZwYc

[dim ledge]

https://youtu.be/edDomVw0Amw

[celest zephyr]

I watch this Korean dude who plays Professional and Sunday League football with a GoPro

[dim ledge]

SuaAAAREZ GOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZO

[celest zephyr]

And Aly randomly appeared lol

[honest umbra]

bro

[sweet tree]

I've seen some of his vids

[honest umbra]

everytime i watched that

why does he take the hardest shot

lmao

[dim ledge]

Because he can

He's fucking Luis Suarez

[celest zephyr]

Peak Suarez

that hattrick vs who was it

Norwich?

[honest umbra]

yes

[celest zephyr]

cum worthy

[honest umbra]

its always norwich

always assume its norwich

[dim ledge]

Yeah don't get me wrong I loved Liverpool Suarez but I rate MSN Suarez a but higher

[honest umbra]

he HATED that team

[celest zephyr]

Suarez 2015-2017 tore teams up

[dim ledge]

Gerrard into Suarez was practically pornography though

[honest umbra]

yea giving that suarez to messi-neymar-iniesta-xavi-busi

wasnt fair

[solid dagger]

I'm still incredibly salty over that 2015 final

[dim ledge]

So we agree Suarez the best striker of 2010-2020

[honest umbra]

im not

i loved it

[celest zephyr]

Yes

[honest umbra]

esp when suarez rebounded it in after the incredible save

[celest zephyr]

I agree

[sweet tree]

it was always the case for me lol

[celest zephyr]

Lewandowski has nothing close other than scoring ability

[sweet tree]

I'm a bit bias but yes

[honest umbra]

buffon had so many incredible saves

that night

[dim ledge]

Yeah he's nowhere near as silky on the ball

[honest umbra]

my fav was the wrong foot save

on dani alves

[dim ledge]

Suarez balled like a winger

[celest zephyr]

waiting for Lewandowski to dribble down the lane and nut over four defenders

[solid dagger]

clear penalty on Pogba not given with the score being 1-1 and then Suarez went on to score the very next minutes

[honest umbra]

but my fav match that UCL run wasnt even the final

it was the 3-0 against bayern

first leg

[celest zephyr]

and not the same video of him scoring 5 in 9 minutes against Wolfsburg

[dim ledge]

Red

[honest umbra]

messi destroyed munichs defense

[celest zephyr]

Copium

[sweet tree]

final in Paris iirc

[solid dagger]

Goatkeeper for a reason 🐐

[celest zephyr]

Juventus not winning CL will stay as a tradition

[outer tartan]

Casillas better

[celest zephyr]

I love watching them lose

[outer tartan]

Same

[solid dagger]

Yes I'm coping, I literally used the Zoro cope emote lmao

[honest umbra]

buffon had longevity

[broken ledge]

Red card

[honest umbra]

but he isnt the goatkeeper

lol

[broken ledge]

oof

[sweet tree]

Neuer is for me

[outer tartan]

Warra champions league for Buffon

[broken ledge]

this team is finished

[celest zephyr]

Buffon is great, but I stand with Mignolet as goat

[honest umbra]

the belgian GOAT?

[celest zephyr]

(really tho Casillas for me)

[dim ledge]

That's a funny way to spell Kiko Casilla

[celest zephyr]

thought I like Neuer a bit

[solid dagger]

Is it as much of a tradition as Barça blowing huge first legs leads?

[lethal blaze]

I saw people hate on liv losing so much, god I love being in the other football chat I am in rn

[celest zephyr]

Longer and older tradition

[solid dagger]

Don't make me think about Champions League man we've been so shit the last 5 years

[honest umbra]

torres liverpool beat rm 4-0 and it would have been 10 if not for casillas

[celest zephyr]

But both are fun to watch

[sweet tree]

prime neuer was brazy, this guy was just sweeping for fun out there while also making huge saves

[honest umbra]

thats one of his best performances

of all time

[solid dagger]

I'm going to get depression

[honest umbra]

if you guys have ever seen that match

[dim ledge]

Best GKs I've seen during my time on this earth has been San Iker, Neuer, and Petr Cech

[celest zephyr]

2014 WC he wasn’t playing

[honest umbra]

at least u looked elite in group stages this year, barca didnt even make it out

[celest zephyr]

man was having fun

[sweet tree]

oh yeah cech deffo

[solid dagger]

No Buffon

[honest umbra]

yea

id put buffon

over cech

lol

[celest zephyr]

Oh fuck I forgot Cech

dude was a monster

[solid dagger]

So elite we lost 4-0 to Chelsea

[honest umbra]

still made it out

[dim ledge]

I'll give it to Buffon for intl

[honest umbra]

i mean

he didnt win UCL

but he made the finals

[solid dagger]

If only Chiesa didn't rupture his ACL

[honest umbra]

and won domestically

[celest zephyr]

Internationally would be Casillas really

2 euros and 1 World Cup

[honest umbra]

that was the whole

spain team doe

[dim ledge]

Yeah true

[honest umbra]

i mean yea he was amazing

but no one was beating

that spain team

[celest zephyr]

dude single legged saved Spain in the final

[honest umbra]

yea

[sweet tree]

casillas was blessed with the best spain team tbf

idk

[honest umbra]

that save in the final

[solid dagger]

Yeah but that save on Robben tho

[honest umbra]

was INSANE

[dim ledge]

Most underrated GK of the past decade imo

Lloris

[honest umbra]

tbf if valdes had been the first keeper, they prob still have a WC and 2 euros in that span

[solid dagger]

Spain in 2010 won basically every game 1-0 lol

[honest umbra]

that team was so good

[celest zephyr]

Same case with Buffon int eh WC

and Neuer with Germany

[sweet tree]

valdes hardly played but honestly they would have I feel

[solid dagger]

People talk about that team like they won 4-0 every game

[honest umbra]

yea because that spain team overall was far more defensive than people rememer

[solid dagger]

They were still an incredible team tho

[honest umbra]

you dont need to win 4-0 every game

[solid dagger]

Yeah of course

[celest zephyr]

Any winning WC team the GK is lucky with that squad

[sweet tree]

best spain team for me is 2012

[celest zephyr]

but in terms of dominance and presence as a keeper would be Neuer>Casillas>Buffon

[sweet tree]

that's where they peaked imo

[honest umbra]

and spain team tbf did destroy italy

in 2012

[sweet tree]

yuh

[solid dagger]

Nah both Neuer and Buffon were crucial for their teams to win the WC

[honest umbra]

and casillas

[dim ledge]

https://c.tenor.com/2NJYWiMVrQAAAAAM/corner-taken-quickly-football.gif

[honest umbra]

balkan thats cheap

[celest zephyr]

I love this

[honest umbra]

that comment was sent a hour ago

[dim ledge]

Yeah well

[honest umbra]

i didnt log on for this

[celest zephyr]

based beef

[solid dagger]

That's the best national team I've ever seen (they even defeated us 4-0 in the 2012 final)

[dim ledge]

People got chatty an hour ago

[unborn sandal]

gif taken quickly

[dim ledge]

Now those same people ain't so chatty

Credit where it's due no?

[honest umbra]

im always chatty

[sweet tree]

well fair play villarreal

[honest umbra]

tbf i prob wouldve preferred villareal to win too

i just hate english media

even though i love liverpool players

[celest zephyr]

No Balkan they’re gonna come back in the last three minutes

[solid dagger]

Benzema hat trick incoming tomorrow

[celest zephyr]

Football is unexpected Liverpool fans know it best

[honest umbra]

and if man city were played anyone but RM tomorrow

id root against them too

[broken ledge]

lovely boys

[honest umbra]

but as it happens, theyre playing our biggest rivals

[celest zephyr]

Props to Liverpool

[broken ledge]

UCL final

gg

[honest umbra]

gg

[celest zephyr]

Exciting first half by Villarreal tho

[honest umbra]

honestly liverpool fans should want city

in the final too

[celest zephyr]

UEFA says no

[honest umbra]

i would not wanna face a RM team in a UCL final

[lethal blaze]

Bous

[broken ledge]

if city go through we better beat them

[lethal blaze]

We move

Gg

[dim ledge]

And breathe

Lads.

Were in the final.

[celest zephyr]

UEFA would love to profit more over Real in the finals

[lethal blaze]

Finally fucking rollercoaster

[honest umbra]

are liverpool in 3 finals as of rn?

[solid dagger]

The only thing I need is City getting knocked out

[robust grotto]

Congrats to the Liverpool fans here !

[broken ledge]

2

[honest umbra]

i mean real-liverpool or city-liverpool will sell

[broken ledge]

is it?

wait

[honest umbra]

as long as its not villareal

[celest zephyr]

Real sells more

[lethal blaze]

I mean every league game is a necessary to win

[celest zephyr]

a UCL winning team; bigger club, bigger fan base, more television revenue, same matchup as 2017,

[honest umbra]

in contrast, the other team just happens to be the club you have been going back and forth with for the last 5 years

[celest zephyr]

I wouldn’t be surprised if I see a yiffy refereeing tomorrow like Chelsea-Barcelona 2009

[broken ledge]

prime barca

[honest umbra]

and also competing with directly locally

i dont think uefa will be crying

if manc wins

[celest zephyr]

a spicy 4-3 lead in Bernabeu would have some heat and controversial decisions

[honest umbra]

like yea rm is bigger

but the alternative aint bad

[solid dagger]

Real Vadrid