sports

[robust grotto]

For the longest time it seemed NYR / PIT was a shoe in but not anymore

[dim kettle]

Heard the same things last year. Careful with the hot takes. You don't want to be like Isle fans before Gourde shot a SH goal on them.

Yep. Although that last game had refball all over the place.

IDK. Whenever the Bolts face the Pens and Rags they lay the biggest fucking egg. It's actually funny.

[robust grotto]

To be fair, 2 of the 3 games were 1 goal games

it’s been good hockey between us, Igor vs Vasi is special

[dim kettle]

Also Stamkos has tied St. Louis as top leading scorer in a Bolts uni. And part of me is glad and also hurting that someone's gonna surpass my childhood fav.

[celest zephyr]

hey i mean the leafs lose everytime

so either they lose again and end up like clowns or they win

[robust grotto]

That’s awesome

Imagine he never get injured as bad as he has been too

[celest zephyr]

yeah igor is a great goaltender

[dim kettle]

I remember 2016-17 and die inside.

[celest zephyr]

also looking like its boston anyways

or about 50/50

boston is just down by 1 point with a better record in their last 10

man tampa vs rangers in the first round could really happen

[dim kettle]

Which could always bring back memories of 2015

[spark pelican]

Insane https://youtu.be/V3C4pWwDqps

[celest zephyr]

Insane

well at least he can say he took punches from Mike Tyson and lived

[versed forge]

Tuff

[hollow creek]

xd

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/skysports/status/1517151492829896705?s=21&t=f-HG-2lvpB1hrfBCVCFRYA

Sky Sports (@SkySports)

BREAKING: Harry Maguire has received a bomb threat to his home in the last 24 hours.

https://t.co/RkiD2HwLdd

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Twitter · Apr 21, 2022, 2:41 PM

@dim ledge disgusting

[dim ledge]

Yeah I saw that shit

Maguire gets bomb threats for being shit but people want Greenwood back despite sexual assault

Footy fans are either the best itw or absolutely scum

[robust grotto]

No debate

[celest zephyr]

plenty of scum in other sports

steve nash is such a garbage head coach

like i don't get why he's even still the head coach. how does a guy who is such a good offensive basketball mind have the most bland offence imaginable

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FQ1PhmnXIAAW1br?format=jpg&name=900x900

[robust grotto]

Add Steve Nash to the list of elite players who are mediocre coaches

Give me the journeyman turned coach any day

[celest zephyr]

not even mediocre. scott brooks could outcoach him

[robust grotto]

Idek who that is lmfao but I’ll take your word fam

[celest zephyr]

i mean at least he'd run something other than kd good kd iso lol

[robust grotto]

Front offices get enamored with former players who were elite being coaches. In every sport

Patrick Roy was a fucking awful coach

[dim kettle]

Roy turned a mediocre Avs team into a playoff one his first year and then you realized Roy is also too emotional for the job

[robust grotto]

He also popularized pulling the goalie with like 4-5 minutes

[dim kettle]

Just remember that Roy rage quitted after the Avs refused to get rid of Tyson Barrie.

[wet onyx]

Top 10 moments captured before disaster

[robust grotto]

LOL good times

[smoky fable]

I can safely say that I thought the Giants would be terrible after hiring him.

[wet onyx]

i can safely say that i was on the brink of jumping out my window after hiring him

[smoky fable]

You question him after he openly declared to draft a running back at 4

[wet onyx]

i’m on the first floor but you get the idea

[smoky fable]

And took a bad qb afterwards?

[wet onyx]

don’t disrespect the goat

as much as i despise gettleman

he wasn’t all bad

he was terrible in almost every aspect

but he did draft my first love xavier(goat) mckinney

everything else was awful tho

except AT forgot about him

[dim kettle]

Before the Giants hired him, Gettleman was more known for pissing off Panther fans with refusing to re-sign popular players. And the Barkley pick pretty much everyone said the Giants should pick him (Even though I wanted them to pick Josh Allen). Right after though, just dumb decision after dumb decision.

[wet onyx]

horrible gm but at the very least he got us a few players we can use for the future

a few

although i could draft better than him

[dim kettle]

The sad part is I still think there's gonna be worse to come for the Giants the next few seasons. They always say if you miss on a QB, it could set your organization back 5 years or more.

[celest zephyr]

yeah and unless the next qbs are good might be a while

pretty worried same shit with lance

if he doesn't pan out the 49ers are fucked

there's no contingency plan

[wet onyx]

bryce young or cj stroud is our future trust

[dim kettle]

As a Buckeyes fan. Can't say I trust any of our QBs to be franchise changing QBs in the NFL.

[wet onyx]

i’ll put my faith 100% into joe schoen

if he thinks joe flacco is our future then joe flacco is our future

[celest zephyr]

well good luck for the bears then

[wet onyx]

now i’m obviously joking to a certain extent

[celest zephyr]

i mean it could also be that there's no option but to take qb next year

jones isn't the guy and i don't see why you'd keep him other than he's cheap and isn't complete trash

[dim kettle]

I can't even say anything about Joe Schoen yet because he's gonna be dealing with the mess and cap hell Dave put the Giants through.

[wet onyx]

but so far, with what he’s had to work with, i’d say he’s done a damn good job so far

unlike gettleman he’s actually had connections with the players

it’s been so long since i’ve seen anyone on this team happy💀

[haughty moss]

CJ got us 🤝🏾

[wet onyx]

i just can’t stand losing anymore fr😭

i wanna win sometimes too

[dim kettle]

I spent 13 years watching the Bucs be the comedy act in the city of Tampa. I know the feeling. lol

[haughty moss]

[dim kettle]

Don't worry, you're next, NE.

[celest zephyr]

they might be unless mac jones becomes a god

[wet onyx]

i bet brady coming to tampa was a relief

[celest zephyr]

once bill retires and one of his children becomes the head coach

that'll be rough

[dim kettle]

Bill O'Brien, baby!

[wet onyx]

gettleman 🔜

[haughty moss]

[celest zephyr]

gettleman realizes he can't be a gm so he decides to be a coach

and bb is like whatever and recommends him

its going to be hilarious when bill recommends a bad coach and the patriots hire him because he said so

[wet onyx]

just in, patriots GM promotes joe judge to HeadCoach

[celest zephyr]

https://twitter.com/ShamsCharania/status/1517165928089333760

Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania)

Brooklyn Nets three-time All-Star Ben Simmons plans to make his season debut in Game 4 vs. Boston on Monday as long as rehab remains on course, sources tell @TheAthletic @Stadium. Simmons is set to play his first game since June 2021.

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https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/1517194426258493440

Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn)

Phoenix Suns star Devin Booker could miss 2-to-3 weeks with a Grade 1 hamstring strain, @WindhorstESPN reports: https://t.co/qVtopVU3Ld

Twitter · Apr 21, 2022, 5:31 PM

rip suns

[dim kettle]

He's gonna be a nice ghost on the offensive side of the court.

[celest zephyr]

i mean if they are down 0-3 who cares lol barring him getting hurt

kd and kyrie are bricking right now

must watch tv if he plays though rather than it being whatever if the nets lose game 3

[haughty moss]

https://twitter.com/espn_macmahon/status/1517206425193250816?s=21&t=S0BoPHPjgbsn3lyYJapwMg

Tim MacMahon (@espn_macmahon)

“Feeling great,” Luka Doncic said after an extensive post-shootaround individual session that included running, ballhandling and shooting. Still no definitive word on his Game 3 status.

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Twitter · Apr 21, 2022, 6:19 PM

[wet onyx]

Start, cut, bench

Plaxico burress, obj, victor cruz

[dim kettle]

Start OBJ because prime OBJ was amazing. Cut Cruz, dude had one good year and got injured the rest. And bench Burress.

[wet onyx]

w

i’m getting hate on twitter for having that same order

but it’s twitter so it’s all just white noise

[dim kettle]

People probably still have nostalgia over Cruz that SB run and that's about it. And Burress I honestly think more of his time in Pittsburgh than NY besides the game winning catch in the SB 42 that get's overshadowed by David Tyree's catch.

[wet onyx]

yeah like don’t get me wrong, i LOVE both cruz and plax but man prime obj was just a different person

[haughty moss]

Same order for me. This just made me think about Plaxico game winner all over again

[wet onyx]

iconic

[haughty moss]

pain

[wet onyx]

“manning lobs it, burress alone, touchdown New York!!”

[dim kettle]

IDK how it could be a competition. When you think of Burress' time in NY, the Giants were a run first offense. whether it was Barber or the combination of Jacobs and Bradshaw.

[haughty moss]

[wet onyx]

because of peoples nostalgia

[dim kettle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkTW5gNpZy0&ab_channel=SergiosDreams The punishment of winning 6 SB titles.

Would've been funnier if the vid was 19 secs long.

[smoky fable]

Did it twice

[dim kettle]

As in 19 wins

[smoky fable]

18-1…..

[haughty moss]

on sight for giants forever

[haughty moss]

wound opens

[dim kettle]

Which loss is worse the 18-1 one or the rematch?

[smoky fable]

Wouldn’t the first one be worse

?

[dim kettle]

I'm saying from a Pat fan's pain

[haughty moss]

That first one

That was a dagger

[wet onyx]

probably the rematch

losing to a bad team twice

gotta hurt

[dim kettle]

I will say the Pats did capitalize on the AFC Least being a total joke in 07.

[haughty moss]

Rematch hurts too but that undefeated szn was special

[wet onyx]

they would’ve done it too

if it weren’t for brady’s father taking charge

[smoky fable]

I know gronkowski was hurt that rematch game

[haughty moss]

The fact we lost by total of 7 for both

[dim kettle]

We were so close to seeing a division with a 16-0 team and a 0-16 one

[wet onyx]

are you a pats fan?

[wet onyx]

giants tend to ruin things, for better or for worse

[dim kettle]

The Dolphins ruined it too. Had to win one game against the Ravens.

[haughty moss]

Yea

[wet onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/patriots-giants-helmet-catch-super-gif-7597946

sorry i’m a giants fan so i have to remember the very few iconic moments we have

[haughty moss]

[dim kettle]

https://fxtwitter.com/NFL/status/1213676501293522945?s=20&t=DHtBXA7Hcw6e3zs-1gUTCw

Some more Pat pain

[smoky fable]

Final Brady game

[dim kettle]

Funny how they're teammates now again

[smoky fable]

With the Pats

[haughty moss]

That game was brutal

[dim kettle]

And it was all uphill from there...

For Brady at least.

[smoky fable]

Do you buy that Miami nonsense with the rumors

I thought it was far fetched

[dim kettle]

No. Like hell no. The media makes shit up all the time.

[smoky fable]

Wasn’t surprised

This might be the first NFL draft that I have not paid much attention to

[dim kettle]

Right now, I'm more worried about the Rays and Sox than whatever drama the mass media is coming up with the NFL.

[smoky fable]

So early in the season. But I’m always a guy that pays more attention in the summer at the deadline

[dim kettle]

Every game matters. But I'm a type of guy who has modes. Like if it's fall, I care more about hockey/football. If it's spring it's baseball, NASCAR. and the Stanley Cup Playoffs.

[rustic mountain]

I can't do Nascar man. I think that and soccer are the two things that I just can't do

[dim kettle]

I think I can follow NASCAR because there's only one race a week.

[smoky fable]

Can’t do nascar either, but I got into soccer at a young age. Always enjoyed the World Cup.

[rustic mountain]

Soccer is the one that just never got me. I think it's how the pace of the sport is

[smoky fable]

That is fair

[rustic mountain]

While baseball has slowness to it, there are "peaks" so to speak of excitement

Home runs

Cool ass catches

Strike outs

Stealing bases

[smoky fable]

Bat flips?

[dim kettle]

And I can't get into soccer because I can only handle following many sports at once. I have a hard time just following the NBA after all.

[smoky fable]

I think hockey is the sport that I can never get into.

[rustic mountain]

So while baseballs lulls are lower than soccer

Soccer is like a continual same level

[dim kettle]

Compare to hockey. Yeah it's very slow.

[smoky fable]

Doesn’t help that the Magic have been mediocre to bad

[rustic mountain]

Hockey, basketball

American football

Are just all WAY faster. Even with football having pauses

The plays are usually way more exciting

[dim kettle]

I can enjoy baseball so much because it's peaceful yet intense when it matters.

[dim kettle]

I mean, it's not like the Yotes have given many a reason to get into hockey. lol

[smoky fable]

Fair enough. But I don’t support the Yotes either

[dim kettle]

Can't wait for that 5k seat arena baby!

God, someone please kill the Yotes already.

They're just the Expos of hockey

[smoky fable]

I know someone was talking about that enthusiastically

[dim kettle]

It's so bad that everyone wants to look at it. It's like a car wreck in slow motion.

God, the Red Sox pitching just getting exposed again.

[rustic mountain]

Expose it

We beat on em 6-1 last night

Need to keep pounding away

Also Berrios was pretty damn good last night

And Gausman has allowed only 4 hits

[dim kettle]

The fucking O's have the best pitching in the AL East rn.

[rustic mountain]

This is the shit we needed to get back on track

Lmaoo

It's April after all but this is where foundations are built

[dim kettle]

I hope they're like last year's Royals. Kings of April until the White Sox told them to sit down.

It amazes me that the Yanks are paying a dude 36 million to have an .ERA of 6.

[rustic mountain]

Anytime the Yanks fail we all win

The Cowboys of the MLB

[dim kettle]

Their bullpen is so elite though. They can't get starting pitching right this month.

[rustic mountain]

I hope it stays that way

Hard to have a bullpen do its thing when you are down 8-0 in the 5th

[dim kettle]

And the Tigers just beat them 3-0 lol

[rustic mountain]

[sweet tree]

AUBAAAAA

dembouz should've scored the first one but still 1-0

[fickle prawn]

Anyone here fan of F1 or IndyCar?

[celest zephyr]

After watching a video of Rooney with Derby

feel weird that out of the players at United, Rooney ended up being the more decent one post retirement

despite being like the most uncontrollable ticking bomb when he was playing

[sweet tree]

tears my wifi is kinda crap rn, watching this game in 240p on epsn+ 😭

[broken ledge]

Wayne Rooney the legend

[sweet tree]

isak yikes

[robust grotto]

Hottest team in baseball, baybeeeee 😎

https://tenor.com/view/-gif-3569503

[dim kettle]

Just like most years.

[robust grotto]

April is our month 😎

Don’t worry, the Mets and the Rays are usually doing the same thing come November anyway

But we get a head start hahaha

[dim kettle]

The difference is the Rays don’t pay as much as the Mets do to lose.

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/think-about-it-reece-simpson-kayode-ewumi-roll-safe-meme-gif-17305682

And there’s less Rays fans out there to be disappointed

[dim kettle]

Can’t be disappointed when there’s no set expectations season to season.

[robust grotto]

Now that is factual

[sweet tree]

horrendous footy this 2nd half

MATS been big

[celest zephyr]

likewise very easy when there's the same set exepectation for years

[sweet tree]

injuries dawg..

[celest zephyr]

https://twitter.com/markhmasters/status/1517172166445477889

Mark Masters (@markhmasters)

Sheldon Keefe confirms Auston Matthews and Jake Muzzin are out tonight

Coach stresses there’s no extra concern with Matthews … he is close to playing and looked good this morning

@TSN_Edge

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i'm kinda concerned

like i wish there'd be something that'd give at least a bit of clarity on the severity of the injury

sure "he looks good" but if he isn't as close to healthy as a player can reasonably be then that's some cause for concern

[smoky fable]

They’re bad

[smoky fable]

Think they can win

[robust grotto]

classic hockey lingo. So annoying dude

[dim kettle]

Somehow the Bolts will still find a way to underachieve before the playoffs

[celest zephyr]

yeah its annoying that they are so cagey

its fine because the leafs are most likely the 2 seed anyways and boston and tampa would both have to heat up to have any shot at taking it

getting 8 or 9 points out of 6 games isn't that likely and that's even with assumption that the leafs don't get any points in their next 5 games

[sweet tree]

10 flipping mins of et

[honest umbra]

what an awful win

[sweet tree]

w, gotta win games like that sometimes

wasn't pretty

[honest umbra]

But I’ll take it over a good loss

ter stegen was class

[sweet tree]

yuh

[honest umbra]

everyone else was meh

[sweet tree]

made big saves at the end, sucks we keep getting players injured but yeall I'll take ugly win. important 3 points

[honest umbra]

just gotta grind to the end of the szn

[sweet tree]

what was the 10 mins for anyways, all the injuries? felt like a lot

[honest umbra]

still didn’t feel like it should have been 10 mins lol

[sweet tree]

la liga

[honest umbra]

that was man city vs atletico lol

[sweet tree]

milking the drama

true lol

[honest umbra]

injuries took up 5 mins max

no goals or subs drama

Where did 10 mins come from lol

[sweet tree]

no idea honestly

[celest zephyr]

https://twitter.com/wyshynski/status/1517206683138904066

Greg Wyshynski (@wyshynski)

Get your 2022-23 Arizona Coyotes season tickets!

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yotes tickets are expensive for such a mediocre team

[honest umbra]

People buy these?

[sweet tree]

mats deserves his flowers today

I'm bi-polar with him ngl

sometimes he pisses me off and then there's days like today where be played a great game

fair play

[celest zephyr]

i mean yeah they wouldn't sell them otherwise lol

plus its nhl hockey. they can sell it almost anywhere

[sweet tree]

that foot save was nutty

[honest umbra]

the in swinging cross slap of the ball too

[robust grotto]

Just to put in perspective how “little” NHLers make

[proud coyote]

Her name is Dixie? Awful parents

[celest zephyr]

okay tbf mackinnon is worth a ton more and will get that once his contract expires

guys like matthews, marner, mcdavid are paid over 10 mill ayear

[robust grotto]

Huge donkey kong fans

( I’m making it up )

[robust grotto]

Yeh you beat me to it; whoever made this is misleading with “ Top 3 NHLer”

[celest zephyr]

that'd get a solid player but not that much more

[robust grotto]

How much do average NBA players make ?

[celest zephyr]

the average salary is 7.3 mill

[proud coyote]

average like

bench players?

an average starter probably makes like 15 million

[celest zephyr]

but like actually interpreting that idk

could be more tbh. might be closer to 20 mill or even past it with some of the latest contracts (fvv, lonzo, etc)

[proud coyote]

Those two are pretty good tbh

[celest zephyr]

yeh fair enough idk 15 seems fair but it depends on factors like the size of the market how good the team is etc

[dim kettle]

Granted, that contract was signed when the Avs were still thinking of his "potential"

[proud coyote]

it does heavily depend

[celest zephyr]

its pretty much impossible to give any definitive estimate

especially because depending on a team's personnel they'd value an average starter at a position differently

[dim kettle]

NHLers don't get paid as much because of the hard cap placed and the players put themselves in that hole.

[celest zephyr]

the cap is also just significantly less

[dim kettle]

Yeah

[celest zephyr]

and more players on the roster

nba max and supermax limits their contracts also. someone would probably pay giannis like 60 mill to be on their team

different leagues. nhl contracts don't have the same level of restrictions that an nba contract has

[dim kettle]

Like i said, the NHLPA put themselves in that hole during the 2004-05 lockout. And that's why the president at the time stepped down afterwards.

[celest zephyr]

interesting that they haven't done that much to rectify it from what i gather since its still been 17 years

[dim kettle]

I do miss the days of laughing at the Rangers in their 76 million dollar payroll only to win 27 games.

[robust grotto]

Thank you for reminding me of my entire childhood of fandom

[dim ledge]

Man I love the NHL sometimes

[smoky fable]

Wolves up big

[smoky fable]

Seems like a lot of upsets

[simple seal]

Game 2: Memphis obliterates Minnesota

Game 3:

[honest umbra]

what happened?

[simple seal]

I think is the same players so lol

Both teams are offense heavy, so I guess Memphis just isnt scoring their good attempts

[versed forge]

Grizzlies bounce back 2nd half

[simple seal]

Yep lmao

Atrocious shooting

[versed forge]

Oof

[smoky fable]

They thought Adams was the problem and didn’t start him. Guess he wasn’t the sole issue…

[smoky fable]

The half court offense was atrocious

[robust grotto]

After 200 minutes and 43 seconds.. the New York Rangers have allowed a goal

[smoky fable]

Grizzlies coming back

[versed forge]

Yep called it

They’re only down 7 now

[honest umbra]

they innit?

[simple seal]

No

What a wacky game lol

Wolves forgot to play on the 2nd

[smoky fable]

And the grizzlies got killed

[versed forge]

Rip grizzlies 🪦

[dim kettle]

Man, the Bolts/Leafs game escalated fast.

And Stamkos just passed St Louis now. Congrats

https://twitter.com/JoeSmithTB/status/1517315001949859842?s=20&t=5m59SAM_p9wmUXOaxN9hdA

Joe Smith (@JoeSmithTB)

There it is. Steven Stamkos, from his office, sets #tblightning career points record. Passing good friend, mentor, Hall of Famer Marty St. Louis

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Twitter · Apr 22, 2022, 1:31 AM

[smoky fable]

They just came back

3 point game

[dim kettle]

https://fxtwitter.com/Chris_Krenn/status/1517316816669917186?s=20&t=5m59SAM_p9wmUXOaxN9hdA

[simple seal]

Wtf is this game lol

[versed forge]

Go grizzlies

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1517317318057119749?s=20&t=5m59SAM_p9wmUXOaxN9hdA

Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports)

Timberwolves in the second half:

Twitter · Apr 22, 2022, 1:40 AM

[smoky fable]

13-0

[versed forge]

Lets gooo grizzlies leading

[haughty moss]

lol jazz stinking it up

[versed forge]

Is luka playing yet?

[simple seal]

https://twitter.com/TBLightning/status/1517315740323520512?t=3ths9OkGfXyXSfxoduFjbw&s=19

x - Tampa Bay Lightning (@TBLightning)

Ladies and gentlemen, your new franchise all-time points leader. ⚡️

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Twitter · Apr 22, 2022, 1:33 AM

🧎‍♂️

https://twitter.com/OCPDesigns/status/1517315315390201856?t=3ths9OkGfXyXSfxoduFjbw&s=19

matt (@OCPDesigns)

The torch has officially been passed. So grateful for these two legends. Had to design a poster for this.

Congrats, @RealStamkos91 💙⚡️ #GoBolts @TBLightning

Twitter · Apr 22, 2022, 1:32 AM

[haughty moss]

nah

[versed forge]

Damn

Jazz down terrible

[honest umbra]

how did memphis come back?

[celest zephyr]

kallgren getting exposed

well this sucks

[versed forge]

Twolves stopped scoring 4th Qt

Grizzlies took advantage

Grizzlies about to win

Yep thats game

Grizzlies up 9 with a minute left

[celest zephyr]

wolves choking

7th seed for a reason

[haughty moss]

Mitchell gotta wake up. Not giving anything rn

[celest zephyr]

fraudwolves

didn't realize talking shit about the lightning would age poorly this fast

can't wait for the eagles to take a wr and have them be ass

[dim kettle]

And that's 5 unanswered goals for the Bolts

https://twitter.com/Steve_Dangle/status/1517323432794406914?s=20&t=5m59SAM_p9wmUXOaxN9hdA

Steve “Dangle” Glynn (@Steve_Dangle)

I won’t lie to you, I don’t think this’ll be a long LFR video. Can’t wait to see how I make it 19 minutes.

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Twitter · Apr 22, 2022, 2:04 AM

[honest umbra]

i gotta question

why was pat bev taking all the shots in the 4th and clutch

when they got edwards, KAT and russell?

[celest zephyr]

yeah the leafs got outplayed. time for questions

KAT vanished

didn't score since partway through the first

best AD impression

[honest umbra]

as he has done in every playoff game hes been in

how is it an AD impression?

[celest zephyr]

being soft

[honest umbra]

lol i get the hate for AD becuz hes injured n all

but hes never not shown up in the playoffs

even when he wasnt with the lakers

[celest zephyr]

yeah fair enough

he's more of what people call harden but 100% fair

[honest umbra]

KAT just outright sucks in the playoffs

its been what, 7 games now?

[celest zephyr]

like people call harden a choker, but he's still a star. kat is vanishing so hard he's competing with siakam for biggest fraud

[honest umbra]

id never wanna see siakam vs kat

dudes are so mid

[celest zephyr]

and that's why i want siakam traded

[honest umbra]

first it was butler/rose tryna carry KAT

now its edwards/russell

[celest zephyr]

unless scottie becomes the guy, i don't want to have to use bleach every postseason

[haughty moss]

he should've been locked in tonight but opted for foul trouble

[dim kettle]

"How can things get worse being a Raps fan" LeBron James returns to the East.

[celest zephyr]

meh he's old

[honest umbra]

https://twitter.com/_pstu_/status/1517323481167376384

. (@_pstu_)

@Timberwolves KAT said this in the 2nd quarter while being up 22, the Timberwolves have blown two 20 point leads since

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Twitter · Apr 22, 2022, 2:04 AM

why did KAT say this lol

[dim kettle]

Still will find a way to make Toronto his hometown

[celest zephyr]

even if he terrorizes the east it'll only be for a season or two

embiid is already trying to do so

he'll have to hit like 5 more game winning shots before the kawhi shot gets negated though

[dim kettle]

You already beaten Embiid in a playoff series before.

[celest zephyr]

without a real centre he's going to bully the raptors for many more years to come

[honest umbra]

marc was huge

[dim kettle]

Also, that's 6 goals for the Bolts.

[celest zephyr]

i beg masai please stop overthinking and get a real pg and centre

[honest umbra]

thats why raps should get gobert for siakam

[celest zephyr]

idk who else they'd trade though

[dim kettle]

Man, the Bolts must be putting out some rage from the Wings lost.

[celest zephyr]

nah the leafs are just phoning it in

keefe's expirementation is an issue also

[dim kettle]

Bolts have been phoning it in as of late too.

[celest zephyr]

this team doesn't have the level of chemistry to just do whatever he wants right before the playoffs

yeah but the leafs are missing one of the few guys who shows up pretty much every time when healthy

[dim kettle]

At least Vasy is playing one game this month where he isn't giving up 3+ goals .

[celest zephyr]

he'll probably show up in the playoffs

[dim kettle]

Yep

[celest zephyr]

welp another game closer to facing tampa in the first round

[dim kettle]

This has been a tradition as long as I can remember.

[celest zephyr]

and the leafs haven't won a round in 18 years coming up

[dim kettle]

Please, I don't need another black eye being a Bolts fan. Especially from Leafsnet. "Hey, the Leafs win a series for the first time in 18 years against the 2 straight time Stanley Cup Champs"

[celest zephyr]

don't worry it won't happen. if the lightning can scheme the first line off of the board like the habs did its curtains

[dim kettle]

Literally it would be like Paul Heyman stating how Brock Lesnar beat the Undertaker's undefeated streak at Wrestlemania 30 times 100.

[celest zephyr]

this is like a worst case for the lightning lol. either they lose and the memes or they win and its well they beat toronto congrats

[dim kettle]

Ever since that series I am not overlooking an opponent in the playoffs. No chance in hell. Despite the known memes, etc

[celest zephyr]

fair enough

[smoky fable]

Jazz suck

[celest zephyr]

the leafs do it themselves anyways

[dim kettle]

In other news, Luffy loves meat.

[smoky fable]

And water is wet

[haughty moss]

lol yup

down by 17 shameless

[dim kettle]

The Jazz are such a waste of space in the NBA playoffs. All they do is underachieve and make others look good.

[haughty moss]

team stinks, they gotta move on from this current group

[dim kettle]

But my friend, it's always a tradition for the Jazz to look useless in the playoffs regardless of regime.

[haughty moss]

tru

[silk notch]

Would they move on from rudy, Mitchell or both?

[haughty moss]

kinda feel like it'd be rudy but guess we'll see. this team is chalked, FO is dumb af if they don't see it

[dim kettle]

8 goals. Yikes.

[celest zephyr]

kallgren having a rough day

jazz only down by 9

maybe they'll come back

[versed forge]

Most likely not

Utah stinks

Goberts trying to carry that defense

mitchell and conley keep getting clamped by brunson and dinwiddie

Jazz trailing by four surprisingly

[smoky fable]

Goberts on the bench for that run

[versed forge]

Ah dang

Brunson playing good

[haughty moss]

lol jazz

[versed forge]

Fr

[haughty moss]

https://twitter.com/flybyknite/status/1517347879626547200?s=21&t=s9QHV9Ao3yjQ-Y23dpJ7ew

Justin Russo (@FlyByKnite)

Utah's 1-4 in their last 5 postseason games, and those four losses are to the Clippers (without Kawhi Leonard) and Mavericks (without Luka Doncic).

Twitter · Apr 22, 2022, 3:41 AM

[undone lion]

Nuggets warriors is fun

[versed forge]

Warriors in 4

🧹

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/broom-sweep-raccoon-gif-5417118

[smoky fable]

Sweep

[dim kettle]

Denver fans: Things can't get worse as a Denver sports fan. The Avs lose in the second round again.

[smoky fable]

Not much to be happy about

[dim kettle]

The Nuggets are never good enough and they're cursed to never be good enough.

[chilly flare]

Jokic deserves better

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/JaMorant/status/1517335046721581057

Ja Morant (@JaMorant)

we in minnesota now 🙂

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Twitter · Apr 22, 2022, 2:50 AM

[rustic ore]

https://youtu.be/rZa5oRO1diI

There we go

[simple seal]

https://twitter.com/hockeynight/status/1517478937449873410

Hockey Night in Canada (@hockeynight)

Montreal Canadiens icon Guy Lafleur, who captured five Stanley Cup titles and was a hockey hero in Quebec long before his NHL playing days, has passed away at the age of 70

Full story: https://t.co/86u83ejr5B

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Twitter · Apr 22, 2022, 12:22 PM

Bossy and Lafleur gone within a week

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/tblightning/status/1517493925786779648?s=21&t=BOEEQiZJfH1MClklohgIbA

x - Tampa Bay Lightning (@TBLightning)

On becoming the #Bolts' all-time points leader: “It’s just funny how things work out, right? To do it at home, against the team that I grew up idolizing, and then having Kuch and Heddy assist on a one-time shot … It was just an amazing experience for me to have.”

#TORvsTBL

Twitter · Apr 22, 2022, 1:22 PM

[robust grotto]

Fuck man

An awful year for hockey. So many legends dying

Rip Guy Lafleur

[celest zephyr]

Absolute frauds

[celest zephyr]

*lightning highlights with one leafs goal in pretty much the most garbage time possible

[celest zephyr]

https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/u9f5qg/miller_the_jazz_are_changing_their_colors_to/

great now they can choke while having some ofthe worst jerseys in the league

[robust grotto]

Dude. This might legit be the most soulless look in all of pro sports

[haughty moss]

Change ur roster before some jerseys lmao

[robust grotto]

this just screams BRAND. The font is boring. The colors are an eyesore. There’s nothing redeeming here

[haughty moss]

agreed

[dim kettle]

Why can't they just go back to these and call it a day? smh

[chilly flare]

Not a good Q2 for Mercedes

[wet onyx]

anyone know where to watch the draft on this upcoming thursday

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/Erik_Erlendsson/status/1517543900742930436?s=20&t=q26puKwcwsYV_w7IAj1F_Q

Lightning Insider (@Erik_Erlendsson)

So much for that match penalty Kyle Clifford got last night, receives a $2,500 fine for his high stick butt ending performance to Corey Perry last night.
Wayne Simmonds, who took a head-hunting run at Mikhail Sergachev, also receives a $2,500 fine
Both incidents from last night

Twitter · Apr 22, 2022, 4:40 PM

[dim kettle]

I think it will be on ABC. At least the first round.

[wet onyx]

dope, cause i’m having a bunch of friends come over to watch the giants draft malik willis in the first round

and then hold me back from jumping out the window

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/DDuggan21/status/1517543704164278274?s=20&t=q26puKwcwsYV_w7IAj1F_Q

Dan Duggan (@DDuggan21)

Logan Ryan has filed a grievance against the Giants, per sources.

Ryan, who was released on March 17, had $5.5M of his 2022 salary fully guaranteed, while $8.5M of his salary was guaranteed for injury. Ryan’s grievance regards the $3M difference.

Twitter · Apr 22, 2022, 4:39 PM

[wet onyx]

giants owe logan money

per usual

giants don’t get sued challenge (impossible)

[haughty moss]

https://twitter.com/shamscharania/status/1517543777203888129?s=21&t=F8UJO8yfqLD7szX1mZwUeg

Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania)

Boston Celtics center Robert Williams is close to a return and could play in Game 3 (Saturday) or Game 4 (Monday) vs. Nets, sources tell @TheAthletic @Stadium. Final determination will be made on how Williams feels day-to-day after suffering torn meniscus on March 27.

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Twitter · Apr 22, 2022, 4:40 PM

[dim ledge]

These look like fake high school basketball jerseys in a shitty movie

[robust grotto]

I’m crying. This is perfect

[celest zephyr]

crazy to see their downfall

they don't just look human, they look like shit at times

https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/1517528924078723072

Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn)

Charlotte is dismissing coach James Borrego, sources tell ESPN.

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Twitter · Apr 22, 2022, 3:41 PM

expected

he got them to be decent but not much further

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/emilymkaplan/status/1517564070148382728?s=21&t=T8UecXfjiV7xTvhTqO7WHg

Emily Kaplan (@emilymkaplan)

Robin Lehner is getting season ending surgery, sources told ESPN.

Lehner had battled back from a major knee injury he sustained in Philadelphia on March 8. He gave it all he could but his body finally gave out.

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Twitter · Apr 22, 2022, 6:00 PM

Wow

VGK man. Talk about implosion

[dim kettle]

The Broken Knights.

[robust grotto]

The golden showers

[dim kettle]

The best part is they don't even get their lottery pick this year.

[celest zephyr]

i mean idk its a tossup between them and the canucks

[robust grotto]

Idk, the Canucks aren’t paying the most salary in hockey

[celest zephyr]

i think vegas might take it

canucks schedule is brutal

at cgy vs sea vs lak at edm

[robust grotto]

Canucks kept Green for too long

[celest zephyr]

with two points in hand and a better schedule idk it'd take a miracle

[robust grotto]

Idk I think Dallas will find a way and keep that spot

[celest zephyr]

dallas other division lol

unless it somehow ends up being 5 from the central

[dim kettle]

Man, it's gonna be 10 years since Nicklas Lidström played his last game in the NHL soon.

[celest zephyr]

dallas has lost 3 in a row

idk if they keep it

[robust grotto]

VGK and VAN probably won’t catch LA at this point

[celest zephyr]

vegas - dallas is a huge game

[robust grotto]

Is that tonight?

[celest zephyr]

26th

[dim kettle]

Wanna talk about late season meltdowns. Dallas smh

[robust grotto]

That’s the one of the biggest game of the regular season, wow

I was under the impression Dallas was playing better in the last month ??

Hintz is on fire

[celest zephyr]

luckily dallas plays two trash teams also

if they can't beat the kraken and yotes then well its on them

[dim kettle]

Losing 3 straight late in a season for a playoff spot. Yeah it's a meltdown waiting to happen knowing this is the Stars team that's loves to underachieve since Seguin joined.

[celest zephyr]

also have anaheim which could be a big game

west is so much more interesting

[robust grotto]

That’s absolutely true - I feel like the Stars draft really well but they have an awful time evaluating current pro players they can get via trade

Like I’m trying to think when they last clearly won a trade

[dim kettle]

One day the Stars will live up to their potential. I've been saying this since 2014

[robust grotto]

Remember when they believed bishop to be the answer

[dim kettle]

I couldn't wait to get rid of him. The dude is made of glass. But a lot of respect for the dude.

[robust grotto]

Yeah it wasn’t a lack of care or trying with him

Guy was just an injury machine

[celest zephyr]

thought khudobin was better

[robust grotto]

He’s toast unfortunately

[celest zephyr]

yeh looks like its over for bishop

they don't have bad goaltending tbh

[robust grotto]

Nah they don’t, that’s not why they would lose

For the first time in a while, they have legit scoring depth

[celest zephyr]

if only they'd be willing to trade one of them

[dim kettle]

I do find it funny that the Stars GM Jim Nill was a Ken Holland guy like Yzerman and both teams faced each other in the Stanley Cup Finals.

[robust grotto]

I’m telling you guys, I really think they draft well. Top half of the league in drafting, no debate

Hintz, Gurianov, Klingberg, Lindell, Peterson, Robertson has like 30 goals

Benn was like a 6th rounder

[celest zephyr]

yeah having a lottery pick might be better for them

nhl lottery is weird

[robust grotto]

Ottawa is going to win the lotto bc nhl is going to feel bad Melnyk died

Heard it here first

[dim kettle]

Jim Nill drafting has been great. The problem is the dude makes questionable coaching and FA signings minus Seguin

[robust grotto]

That’s exactly it. He has a really tough time with pro evaluation

[dim kettle]

Like say anything about their Stanley Cup Final run. They had a roster of the 2013 All Star team. AKA a lot of players in their mid 30s

[robust grotto]

Radulov has been invisible since that run

Seguin has 5 years left on his deal

That’s painful for the money he’s getting, just under 10 mil

[dim kettle]

I hate that Tyler Seguin career has basically been wasted. The dude's gonna be a Stars' legend.

[robust grotto]

I don’t think he cares

He’s not finishing that contract in Dallas, they’ll move him in 3 years time

[dim kettle]

Come to the Lightning! Come!

[celest zephyr]

they'll just find a player off the street that they can pay the vet mininum for to do it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrJdEd1WTdI

when the nba forgot that money has to be used wisely

[dim kettle]

Honestly you could say 2010 started this and then say it started with Boston's Super team in 2007. At least the building blocks for what to come.

[dim kettle]

Oh god, Nick Batum 24 million dollars.

[celest zephyr]

luol deng, chandler parsons, mozgov the list goes on

https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/1517576497871171585

Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn)

Barring a setback, Brooklyn's Ben Simmons plans to play in Game 4 on Monday vs. the Boston Celtics, sources tell ESPN.

Twitter · Apr 22, 2022, 6:50 PM

ben suddenly has an illness on monday

[dim kettle]

I just got reminded that the Magic really did pay 18 million per year for 4 years for Bismack Biyombo. This is why I'll forever curse Rob Hannigan for ruining my love for the Magic.

[smoky fable]

Massive overpay. Oladipo trade was not good either

[dim kettle]

That was around the same time too. Fucking hell smh

[celest zephyr]

ibaka trade also

[smoky fable]

The ibaka oladipo trade is the same thing

[celest zephyr]

no they traded ibaka to the raptors

for terrence ross and a first

but yeh that was the first deal

man terrence ross really ended up not being much

[dim kettle]

He was a fan favorite for many in 2018-19/2019-2020. But that says a lot more about the Magic than him.

[smoky fable]

Oh you’re talking about to the raptors

The Terrance Ross deal

[smoky fable]

I mean, he’s always a known name during the trade deadline. Just never traded away

[dim kettle]

Yeah, that was one of Hammond’s first moves as GM. Codenamed - Please take this guy’s awful contract for the love of God.

[smoky fable]

Asking for too much

[dim kettle]

There's a reason Hammond hasn't been fired. Because he literally had to spent a few years just fixing the dumb shit decisions Hannigan made.

[smoky fable]

His drafting has been mixed. They hit on none of their big men

[celest zephyr]

sabonis? isaac?

wagner is a 6 9 sf and has been a hit so far

though this is some very garbage drafting

sabonis is before, but i guess isaac counts

[smoky fable]

Why did I think Sabonis was drafted by the thunder for some reason. Didn’t know he got traded.

[dim kettle]

His drafts have actually been solid. The problem with them is their positions in the draft. Yeah they could've picked Donovan Mitchell instead of Isaac. But so did 6 other teams after the Magic. And Mo was just the circumstance of the Hawks traded up to get Young.

[celest zephyr]

really just bamba and then okeke is an unknown

[smoky fable]

And Isaac is never healthy at this point

[celest zephyr]

fair on bamba, but that ignores getting a guy like mikal bridges or wcj

[smoky fable]

Honestly Mitchell has been abused defensively and his flaws in his offense are showing badly in the playoffs. His deficiencies really show

[celest zephyr]

though at least they weren't the only team to blow their pick in the top 10

[dim kettle]

I feel like Bamba get's over hated. This was his first full season as a starter. And Vucevic was in front of him for many years

[celest zephyr]

plus combo guards who can score aren't that difficult to come by

yeah next two seasons are make or break for him

[dim kettle]

Hammond has been so much better than Hannigan ever was. "Let's reach for a Mario Hezonja" Oh that was a good one! "Let's draft Domantas Sabonis the next year only to trade him to OKC." Oh that was good decision.

[celest zephyr]

yeah hammond has been solid

don't dislike most of their recent picks

last two drafts have been good

[dim kettle]

He never got to truly rebuild the team till last year. He still had a bunch of Hannigan's leftovers for years.

Like those 2019, 2020 picks. Chuma Okeke and Cole Anthony. They've shown flashes of being good players.

[celest zephyr]

picking up fultz and the vuc and gordon trades were good moves also

[dim kettle]

Oh the Vuc trade looks to have worked wonders for both teams.

Although the og intentions of the Bulls trading for Vuc was to get into the playoffs after trading him. The Magic got a top 10 pick from that

[celest zephyr]

tbf its hard for such a significant piece that involves completely changing the gameplan to suddenly change the tide

[dim kettle]

The Bulls were fools to think they only needed one more piece to compete that year.

Let's just say they're lucky DeMar DeRozan turned into a MVP type guy for them this year

[celest zephyr]

remains to see how he does in the playoffs

yeh. good offseason also adding caruso and lonzo

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/pleonardnydn/status/1517620824584466432?s=21&t=TWsf44yLlsqWMBE0Bal_bQ

Pat Leonard (@PLeonardNYDN)

🚨BREAKING: Giants are looking to trade WR Kadarius Toney, making calls on what they can get for their 2021 1st round pick https://t.co/dr3EjB0iDe https://t.co/S8yiQQZYCR

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Twitter · Apr 22, 2022, 9:46 PM

Fucking lol. Don’t blame the new regime though. He’s not their guy and him not showing up to camp this week was all the evidence they needed. What a fucking waste though

[smoky fable]

Gettleman’s last gift

[robust grotto]

First round picks under DG
Saquon Barkley - 2 OA - 2018
Daniel Jones - 6 OA - 2019
Dexter Lawrence - 17 OA - 2019
Deandre Baker - 30 OA - 2019
Andrew Thomas - 4 OA - 2020
Kadarius Toney - 20 OA - 2021

Literally only hit on 1 player

[haughty moss]

https://twitter.com/ChrisKirschner/status/1517634944155140097?s=20&t=233RklP7nz7nIK4ROcRKQQ

Chris Kirschner (@ChrisKirschner)

Security officers at State Farm Arena told me there was a suspicious package found outside of the arena. Security has closed a few gates here in Atlanta as law enforcement investigates.

The arena is practically empty with 25 minutes on the clock.

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Twitter · Apr 22, 2022, 10:42 PM

[smoky fable]

That’ll delay the game

[magic yarrow]

Heat fans please keep this same energy

[dim kettle]

Michael Wacha is a starter for the Red Sox. This is why I can never take the Sox seriously. A shit team bailed out by being in a big market.

[magic yarrow]

After you take this L

Hawks in 6

[simple seal]

They really saw him stink it up in the playoffs vs them and signed him

[versed forge]

[simple seal]

Wander with a 1st pitch homer nice

Shame Kluber is also stinking

[dim kettle]

Yep, a meatball down the middle too. It feels nice not being the team Wacha is on.

[simple seal]

lmao yeah

Ok double play to save it there

[dim kettle]

Boston has great batters. It just stops there. None of their starting pitchers have a .ERA under 3. They never learn.

[simple seal]

AL looking like a slugfest in general

The Angels sharing the best record rn lol

[dim kettle]

Not enough time in spring training for these pitchers.

[simple seal]

Yeah Patiño lasted fucking 13 pitches or something like that

[dim kettle]

Dallas Keuchel has an ERA over 15 rn after that game the other day.

[simple seal]

Yeah that was some wacky shit

Not just pitching, 4 errors too

[dim kettle]

Tim Anderson got pulled after 2 innings. It was a bad time in Cleveland.

Also TLR fucking simps to Leury García. He has him batting 2 today and I want to pull my hair out

[simple seal]

Wander stats before today's game

Man sitting at a 5/1 hit/SO ratio

[dim kettle]

The Rays really signed this dude cheap.

[simple seal]

Yeah lol

[smoky fable]

Jimmy Butler hurt

[versed forge]

Uh oh

[simple seal]

Kluber bruh

[smoky fable]

not going well?

[simple seal]

9 hits and 4 runs, top of the 3rd

Not ideal

Only 1 out too

[smoky fable]

that is not ideal

[versed forge]

https://tenor.com/view/sports-sportsmanias-emoji-animated-emojis-panini-gif-17805362

[simple seal]

Miracle that it was only 4 runs

[dim kettle]

Honestly, it's more humiliating that the Rays batters have done jack shit against Wacha since Franco's dinger in the 1st inning.

[simple seal]

Yeah

God bless Wander lmfao

[dim kettle]

You know, that Franco dinger would've been a lot better if you know, our bats actually knew how to get on base beforehand.

[simple seal]

The Ohtani experience

https://tenor.com/view/batman-so-thats-what-that-feels-like-emotions-gif-18452881

[dim kettle]

Franco just does everything. Carries his team like he's LeBron James.

[haughty moss]

Bulls playing lousy

[versed forge]

Yeah idk what they’re doing

Heat about to secure the dub

Up 17 with 9 minutes left

[haughty moss]

yeah that defense been locked in

[versed forge]

Their defense is insane

[haughty moss]

6pt game now lol

[versed forge]

Spoke too soon

💀

[haughty moss]

3 pt game

💀

[celest zephyr]

Rip bulls

[versed forge]

Yeah rip bulls

Go suns

Booker not playing will be rough, hopefully cp3 can do his thing

[celest zephyr]

Pelicans kinda scary

They have the guys and they are playing well

[versed forge]

Yeah CJ is good

He might have another good game

[haughty moss]

lol what the heat doin

strus been clutch

[versed forge]

Sheesh

[haughty moss]

bruh lol

this back n forth wild

[versed forge]

Whoaaa

Hawks might’ve clutched the win

4 seconds left hawks up 1

[haughty moss]

they lost lool

[undone lion]

Ice Trae!

[haughty moss]

🥶

[versed forge]

Sheessh what a comeback

https://tenor.com/view/sports-sportsmanias-animated-emoji-wilson-wilson-athletics-gif-24909344

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/trae-young-ice-trae-atlanta-hawks-hawks-gif-21763157

[dim kettle]

The Rays and White Sox had the bases loaded in the 9th to tie the game and struck out. Pain

[proud coyote]

this gif is so dumb

[haughty moss]

Pels got no answer for Ayton

[versed forge]

Yeah. Ayton stepped up big

[haughty moss]

He gotta bring this energy alot more

[celest zephyr]

Heat choked

[versed forge]

Fr

Bulls got destroyed at home

[celest zephyr]

Nba got to fix the end of games

https://twitter.com/ShamsCharania/status/1517610808699666434

Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania)

There is fear that Philadelphia 76ers All-NBA star Joel Embiid has a torn ligament in his right thumb, but Embiid has vowed to continue playing through the injury, sources tell @TheAthletic @Stadium. Embiid will rely on his pain tolerance and 76ers‘ medical staff.

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Twitter · Apr 22, 2022, 9:06 PM

[versed forge]

Cp3 clutched that fourth quarter

[celest zephyr]

i fail to see why he'd bother

the raptors are done for

yeah cp3 coming in big

[smoky fable]

2/16

With the Suns shooting like shit from 3

And Ingram going off

Ugly win, but I’ll take it

[celest zephyr]

definitely

the suns aren't going to get any pretty wins right now

plus its the playoffs. a win's a win and a blowout loss is only 1 loss

[celest zephyr]

what do you mean i can foul someone?

[smoky fable]

I mean, I would always do it up 3.

[celest zephyr]

i dislike how nba games end like that

[smoky fable]

It’s smart though. Warriors lost to the Pacers because of it

[keen rampart]

Warriors in 4

[proud coyote]

hot take

[simple seal]

Boldest take

[burnt cedar]

https://twitter.com/arsenal/status/1517813028598730752?s=21&t=epBvtV1kTMA6OPFDIR-HIA

Arsenal (@Arsenal)

🚨 TEAM NEWS

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Nketiah ATT
🇳🇴 Odegaard MID
🇵🇹 Cedric DEF

⚡️ WE ARE THE ARSENAL

🔜 #ARSMUN

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Twitter · Apr 23, 2022, 10:30 AM

Cedric

[short spindle]

Telles after Saka cuts onto his left foot for the 93rd time this game

[short spindle]

Would start Holding and shift White to RB

[burnt cedar]

Same

Or I’m sure a half fit tomi is still better than Cedric

[restive sundial]

No maguire

Sad

[short spindle]

Lindelof isn't that good either

Varane is coming back from injury

[short spindle]

Bergkamp and Henry at the game too

[restive sundial]

LMAOOO

2 min in

Hahahaha

[burnt cedar]

Nunoooo

[short spindle]

Decent start

Please nothing serious

[restive sundial]

Fuck me

Not the starboy man

[short spindle]

Aged well

[restive sundial]

Bruh

Wtf is ramsdale doing

[short spindle]

Ramsdale first 3 months
Ramsdale last 6 months

Sloppy this

[restive sundial]

Loll

[short spindle]

Hopefully he wont return to his Sheffield form

Elanga is dangerous

[restive sundial]

Hmm quicker than Tavares damn

[burnt cedar]

We need another goal

This it too shaky

[restive sundial]

Nketiah

Really bro

Golazoooo

[burnt cedar]

Eddieeee

That’s a pen if it’s off

[restive sundial]

Should be a pen

If off

Penalty

Let's goooooo

[burnt cedar]

Ffssss

[restive sundial]

Wtf man

[short spindle]

What the fuck

This defence is dogshit

Bring on Holding 3-5-2

When was the last time we kept aa clean sheet

[broken ledge]

Good afternoon bros

I see arsenal is leading

Good to see Ronaldo making his appearance

[restive sundial]

Cedric

[broken ledge]

I love watching saka

Play for arsenal

Baller

Odegard shot tho was good earlier

Arsenal will finish top 4 🙄

[restive sundial]

Inshallah

[broken ledge]

Wtf

Tavare sent a defender and fucking skied it

That could’ve been a good goal

Unlucky lol

Damn now saka skied it

What’s with players slipping on the pitch lmao

[short spindle]

Tavares you ass

Is defending actually overrated

[broken ledge]

Penalty??

Loool

He really didn’t need to put his arm up

[short spindle]

He's consistently inconsistent

OOO

He missed it

Penandes

Tavares on fraud watch

[broken ledge]

He missed

Looool

Unlucky

Ronaldo should’ve taken it

He went the right way

But hit the post

[short spindle]

"A shady character offered you a bribe,do you accept?"

[burnt cedar]

How is someone not named ronaldo taking a pen

[broken ledge]

Because it’s United

Offside

Sick

HITTING THE POST

BIG MOMENT GONE

[restive sundial]

Ramsdale save

[broken ledge]

Oh yea it was

[short spindle]

I feel like ripping my face off

[broken ledge]

Was that tavares?

That could’ve fouled elanga?

[restive sundial]

Yes

[broken ledge]

Damn

[short spindle]

Gabriel vs McTominay lol

McMuffin

[broken ledge]

LOOOL

wtf was Gabriel and mctominay doing?

Bruhh

[short spindle]

Tomi should be on

Not sure about Cedric today

[broken ledge]

Xhaka got a yellow

Lmaooo

Hammered the ball to the sky

[short spindle]

Tavares is giving me a migraine too

[broken ledge]

United deserve to get an equalizer

[short spindle]

We aren't even that good

United are just unlucky

[broken ledge]

WHY IS EVERYONE SLIPPING

[short spindle]

XHAAAKA

BOOM

[restive sundial]

GRANITTTTTT

[broken ledge]

Xhaka scored

Damn

Nice shot

Arsenal getting champions league soon

[short spindle]

Love him or hate him he plays for the badge

[broken ledge]

Cmon United

[short spindle]

Holdinho on

[broken ledge]

You need to score more goals

[short spindle]

Games over

3-5-2 masterclass

Saka injured it seems

[broken ledge]

Holding

[restive sundial]

Bruv

[short spindle]

Should rest him

Working his ass off

[broken ledge]

Saka did a lot this game

Looks like his thigh is hurting

[short spindle]

Elneny assist

Always turns up against United

[broken ledge]

Elneny is quite good

Looks like arsenal is getting this W

Poor United

[short spindle]

Good backup

Not good for starter

We are so lucky

I stg

[broken ledge]

He’s alright to start

Everyone’s getting fouled this game lmao

[restive sundial]

That is a red card mate

[broken ledge]

Bruno did the same to Trent in the Liverpool game

Wtf

[restive sundial]

filthy player

[short spindle]

Decision: check the clubs badge

Odegaard nutmegs Varane

[restive sundial]

Yeah lol if that was xhaka would have given red instantly

[broken ledge]

Bruh that was disgusting

Odegard

[short spindle]

Just want this game to finish

My blood pressure is high

[broken ledge]

Wtf

Everyone is getting fouled

Bruh

Yeah United are finished this game

[short spindle]

Arsenal proper Barclays these last two games

Another foul

If Maguire was playing prolly would score two more

[broken ledge]

Everyone’s getting booked

How many yellow cards have been given out this game?

[restive sundial]

6

[short spindle]

3 for Arsenal 3 for United

Miss prime Mata

Man was something else

Now he warms the bench

[broken ledge]

Mata

The man, the myth, the legend

[short spindle]

Rudiger will leave Chelsea lol

[broken ledge]

He hasn’t started any games this season

[broken ledge]

And lukaku

Mf wants to go back to Italy

[short spindle]

Shame he only started to play well since Tuchel came

West Ham next

Antonio can't score to save his life

Pray for Brentford win tonight

[broken ledge]

Arsenal are playing some good football ibr

Nice interplay

They’ve improved as a club

[short spindle]

And Samurai is onnn

[short spindle]

Yeah

[broken ledge]

Tomi

[short spindle]

Hopefully they will improve even more

[broken ledge]

I wanna see them in the champions league next season

[short spindle]

Same

[broken ledge]

TOMI

SENT THE MF

[burnt cedar]

Was worried he got injured

[short spindle]

Oh I missed Tomi so much

[burnt cedar]

Needs to calm down

[short spindle]

He wins that ball so much 🥲 brilliant

[burnt cedar]

Need this game to end

Both teams were trying to out banter each other

[short spindle]

No more Cedric hopefully

[broken ledge]

Man U just can’t break through

That penalty kick was their biggest chance

Game over boys

Now I just need city to lose

[restive sundial]

Spurs as well

[broken ledge]

Against Brentford 💀💀

[honest umbra]

Good xhaka goal and good win @burnt cedar

[short spindle]

Good weekend

Just need Spurs to lose and it will be even better

Jesus brace

Players start to play well when they're linked with Arsenal

[simple seal]

Jesus feasting

Peak Guardiola moments

[honest umbra]

people seem to have rlly mixed opinions about Tavares

[short spindle]

That was the most confusing display

Elneny-Iftar Iniesta, Pyramid Pirlo, Tarawikh Toni Kroos, Ramadan Redondo.

[celest zephyr]

Every game had one team score 111 points

[simple seal]

Pelicans really showing more face than the Raptors

[robust grotto]

Ty for winning, Arsenal crew

[celest zephyr]

max verstappen wins the sprint race

well tbf they are the better team at this point

plus they more cruically have BI and CJ which can be trusted to take and make shots at the end

the raptors really don't have anyone who can do that

[broken ledge]

fuck city are winning 4-1 against watford

[robust grotto]

5-1

Scored 2 in opening 10 minutes of the second half

Jesus hatty

[sweet tree]

huh

Jesus has a poker

dkm i just woke up

[dim ledge]

Pep crying into Mansours lap for another 400m built on the blood of the Émirati people so they don't concede 1 goal to Watford

Hate it here

[robust grotto]

Everton 🤝 Watford

Not having a fucking chance this week

[celest zephyr]

T...

Toomiyasu

is BACK?

[robust grotto]

Yep

[celest zephyr]

Leicester makes me suffer

but at least i know tomiyasu is healthy

[robust grotto]

Time to fire Brendan

[burnt cedar]

What a pic https://twitter.com/arsenal/status/1517887658432860160?s=21&t=eW679jCZnA2OYCz7xCy8gA

Arsenal (@Arsenal)

The Arsenal. Today, tomorrow, forever.

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Twitter · Apr 23, 2022, 3:26 PM

[burnt cedar]

He’s really bad

Only player to score and have a 0/10 in history

[robust grotto]

I hate that the Saka ESR crossed legs pic happened against us

[short spindle]

Jesus is a baller

Fabrizio said he will 100% leave this summer

[restive sundial]

Tavares football iq is negative

Lacks basic game sense

[short spindle]

He's decent going forward

However

His defending is bad

I don't think LB is his natural position

[restive sundial]

Eh his forward runs are also overrated

that being said he is a backup after all

[burnt cedar]

Backup to a man made of glass

[burnt cedar]

Bruh https://twitter.com/noknowli/status/1517814545716289536?s=21&t=eW679jCZnA2OYCz7xCy8gA

i’ll ram YOUR sdale (@noknowli)

had a strange tingling sensation in my testicles today, went to the doctor and he diagnosed me with a 3-1 arsenal win and a nuno tavares goal

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Twitter · Apr 23, 2022, 10:36 AM

[restive sundial]

If it was up to me I would forbid Tierney from ever going on international duty

I hope he gets that strange tingling sensation in his balls again and is diagnosed with an arsenal top 4 finish

[short spindle]

We deffo need a backup LB this summer

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/ayo-sus-gif-18446175

[sweet tree]

seems like Bayern sealing the elague today vs bvb

bvb getting spanked as usual

dkm

[short spindle]

Bayernliga

[sweet tree]

I used to tune into their games a lot back when robben & ribery was playing, not much these days

[celest zephyr]

https://twitter.com/ShamsCharania/status/1517913988419436545

Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania)

Toronto Raptors‘ Scottie Barnes has won the 2021-22 NBA Rookie of the Year, sources tell @TheAthletic @Stadium.

Twitter · Apr 23, 2022, 5:11 PM

SCOTTIE

[rustic ore]

Well deserved

[simple seal]

https://tenor.com/view/scottie-barnes-nba-draft-gif-23483304