sports

[dim kettle]

Clippers will find a way to lose in the second or third round again.

[celest zephyr]

The Clippers are an interesting team

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/westham/status/1513925948453892097?s=21&t=F5lFsjrpyV96HSkDRBBVIA 😭

West Ham United (@WestHam)

We can confirm that Kurt Zouma will miss Thursday’s #UEL quarter-final second leg against Lyon through injury.

https://t.co/GfKwYvk774

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Twitter · Apr 12, 2022, 5:04 PM

[haughty moss]

https://twitter.com/erikslaterNR/status/1513896606826909700?s=20&t=2m3evAx4J6akDGr1Z8CqGA

Erik Slater (@erikslaterNR)

From @kevinarnovitz:

Durant was unhappy with Harden coming into camp out of shape. Harden took notice and that conflict was never resolved.

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Twitter · Apr 12, 2022, 3:07 PM

lmao

[dim kettle]

Durant be like, "I don't want no Mark Henry on my team!"

[burnt cedar]

https://twitter.com/david_ornstein/status/1513928709224476678?s=21&t=qzSke8GbLKeovlVSpG1OdA

David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein)

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Man Utd reach verbal agreement in principle with Erik Ten Hag to become next permanent manager. #MUFC will need agreement with #Ajax (who are aware) & to finalise contract (up to 4yrs). No announcement til after Dutch Cup final @TheAthleticUK https://t.co/VTVzg6gCGx

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Twitter · Apr 12, 2022, 5:15 PM

[celest zephyr]

This is funny but sad

Imagine you got excited to work with your friend and he’s just the laziest worker ever

[haughty moss]

mans mad his teammates expected him to be in shape loll

[dim kettle]

Harden is more worried about going to clubs at this point.

[celest zephyr]

He’s living his life to the fullest

in terms of fun and food

[haughty moss]

Joel: "we haven't played our best basketball yet"
Harden:

[celest zephyr]

it'd be a miracle if they got there without kawhi

they are the underdog in the first round

against the suns or grizzlies is going to be tough

[celest zephyr]

yeah good luck philly

at least ben shows up in shape lol

harden's lifestyle coming to bite him in the ass hard

https://twitter.com/SharpFootball/status/1513918515589308418

Warren Sharp (@SharpFootball)

whoa this is big

for the last DECADE (since 2012) Dan Snyder has underreported ticket revenue per the investigation

he raised prices & categorized surplus revenue as bogus licensing fees related to concerts/CFB games to prevent sharing with other owners

https://t.co/ivSbxnBNMq

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Twitter · Apr 12, 2022, 4:34 PM

i don't see how snyder survives this. he's screwed over the only people on equal standing with him and the fans can sue him based on this

The FBI is gonna destroy this man

[haughty moss]

smh

[celest zephyr]

this is also something that goodell could have buried. don't think this comes out if he wants snyder to be an owner

[dim ledge]

Funs over it seems

[celest zephyr]

This is an important point here lol

Goodell jumped in front of the Flores scandal but the WFT is crumbling before our eyes

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/frank_seravalli/status/1513946149631184901?s=21&t=E70URfkbbR_N93uM4h29iw

Frank Seravalli (@frank_seravalli)

#NHL has postponed tomorrow night's #nhljets game vs. #seakraken due to the blizzard in Winnipeg.

Game will be played on May 1 at 1pm. Decision was made not just for this game, but also would have inhibited postgame travel for Jets to visit (warmer) #FlaPanthers on Fri.

Twitter · Apr 12, 2022, 6:24 PM

April 12th and there’s a blizzard in Winnipeg

[celest zephyr]

yeah and considering he's really there because the owners want him there, that could speak to how much the other owners care about snyder

while there ain't blizzards here, its like a yearly tradition for it to snow at least one randomly between like mid april - mid may

[robust grotto]

Ty for the Canadian knowledge

[celest zephyr]

praries are wild in terms of weather

[robust grotto]

I’ll have to remember that

[celest zephyr]

that being said a blizzard there in april seems abnormal

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/sorrey-gif-8824598

[burnt cedar]

https://twitter.com/siaranbolalive/status/1513706980376215555?s=21&t=qzSke8GbLKeovlVSpG1OdA

Siaran Bola Live (@SiaranBolaLive)

Leaked Japan Kit World Cup 2022

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Twitter · Apr 12, 2022, 2:34 AM

[robust grotto]

bruh

no way lmao

[burnt cedar]

No idea if it’s legit

[robust grotto]

I hope not

[celest zephyr]

That’s kinda goofy

[robust grotto]

Fr, mad tacky

[tulip barn]

Who’s ready for Chelsea to make a comeback

[honest umbra]

yall got chelsea?

[tulip barn]

Nah tbh I doubt Chelsea will comeback but I’m a Chelsea fan so

[dim ledge]

Wow Chelsea scored

[sweet tree]

Let's go

Mason

[tulip barn]

What a finish

Holy crap

All Courtois saw was a blur

[honest umbra]

WHAT A SHOT

DANGGGG

[dim ledge]

@proud coyote E ai mano

[burnt cedar]

Had Chelsea Liverpool final

But didn’t expect anything more from Chelsea after the first leg

[pure badger]

If only mbappe was here

[sweet tree]

villarreal playing with fire

[honest umbra]

they up?

[sweet tree]

bayern gonna score sooner or later

nah

it's 0-0

[honest umbra]

good ebening

[dim ledge]

good ebening

[sweet tree]

https://tenor.com/view/good-ebening-good-evening-coach-looking-searching-gif-15739239

[burnt cedar]

This Chelsea kit is a eyesore

Why couldn’t they just wear the home kit

[sweet tree]

yeah its hurting my eyes as well

no way danjuma missed that

mightve been off tho lol

[pure badger]

4-3-3 isn't working out for real with valverde

Hopefully some change in formation or tactics in second half

[celest zephyr]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Batv348qKFA?feature=share

zero self awareness

[sweet tree]

YOOOO

RUDIGER

[pure badger]

[sweet tree]

2-0

[tulip barn]

LETS GO

[sweet tree]

3-3 on AGG

[tulip barn]

NEVER DOUBT CHELSEA

[pure badger]

[dim ledge]

@proud coyote wya

[sweet tree]

bloody header

[burnt cedar]

Wasn’t a corner lmaoo

[sweet tree]

true tbf

[restive sundial]

Scam

[burnt cedar]

Chelsea are going through on pens

[pure badger]

Just sub valverde already

[sweet tree]

[honest umbra]

I MISS GOAL

who score @dim ledge @sweet tree

[pure badger]

Rudiger

[sweet tree]

Rudiger

[pure badger]

Header

[honest umbra]

man i miss FIVE mins

[sweet tree]

yeah

[honest umbra]

bro how did rudiger seem like the most likely

to score to me

lmao

[burnt cedar]

Same loool

[honest umbra]

even his long shot in the 1st wasnt bad

[burnt cedar]

I thought he’d score a header last minute

Like drogba

Chelsea are jammy like that

[proud coyote]

@dim ledge stressing

[burnt cedar]

James just got the ball

Crazy

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/eli_10i/status/1513702730572967938?s=21&t=E70URfkbbR_N93uM4h29iw

Eli 🇬🇭 (@Eli_10i)

Lille and Benfica after PL clubs overpay for Jonathan David & Darwin Nunez

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Twitter · Apr 12, 2022, 2:17 AM

Lmfao

[sweet tree]

oh tf

bayern scored

[pure badger]

Ofc they are gonna win

[sweet tree]

goal from lewa

[burnt cedar]

Carvajal has CTE

[pure badger]

Yellow shirts have had their time

Noooo

[burnt cedar]

That was a nice move

[sweet tree]

the backheel?

[pure badger]

The cross

[honest umbra]

LETS GO VILLAREAL

THE YELLOW SUBMARINES

[sweet tree]

that power in that shot

[pure badger]

It's coming

I can feel the drum beats

[sweet tree]

ALONOSOOOOO

3-0

[proud coyote]

WOOOO

[pure badger]

Not this one

[dim ledge]

Holy shit dude

[pure badger]

[dim ledge]

No fucking way

[sweet tree]

brazy comeback

also crazy finish lol

[burnt cedar]

Game over

[fluid moat]

Holy shit

[tulip barn]

LETS GOOOO

[burnt cedar]

Chelsea through

[proud coyote]

That was a great shot

[fickle jolt]

BRUH

[dim ledge]

[tulip barn]

LETS GOOOOOOOO

[burnt cedar]

Could have been handball lol

[fickle jolt]

💀

[tulip barn]

ALONSO IS SO CLUTCH

[dim ledge]

Back to 2018 courtois

[tulip barn]

[pure badger]

[fickle jolt]

Get this fodder manager out of my club

[burnt cedar]

Poor choice of the words

[sweet tree]

they gonna call hb

[tulip barn]

LOOK AT THE FORM

ON THAT VOLLEY

[honest umbra]

they score

THEY SCORE

[tulip barn]

WITH HIS WEAK FOOT

[honest umbra]

THEY SCOREEEEEEEE

IS THAT HANDBALL?

[burnt cedar]

I think it’s handball

[fickle jolt]

Madrid winning trust trust

[proud coyote]

Mmmmm

[sweet tree]

oh brudda

[fluid moat]

Uh oh

[sweet tree]

[pure badger]

Yessss

Yesssssss

[fickle jolt]

W

[pure badger]

What a relief

[honest umbra]

W

[tulip barn]

AW COME ON

[pure badger]

Crazyyyy

[tulip barn]

NOOO

Madrid paid the refs Fr

[fickle jolt]

Dude what

[honest umbra]

madrid pay the refs again

smh

[proud coyote]

Tsk

[fickle jolt]

It was clear as day bruh

[pure badger]

[fickle jolt]

That shit was a handball

[dim ledge]

These fucking capitalists took down footybite

[fluid moat]

I hate these types of hand balls

[tulip barn]

Bro the ball bounced back off carvajal he’s not the fucking flash he can’t react to that

[sweet tree]

wait fr?

[dim ledge]

Yeah

[tulip barn]

And his hand was right next to his body

[fluid moat]

Wouldn’t change shit even if he didn’t touch it

[fickle jolt]

Luck back at it again

[sweet tree]

bruh

[proud coyote]

Same Neek, it wasn’t impeded at all

[honest umbra]

but im watching..

[pure badger]

Ooooof

Omg this match

[dim ledge]

WHY CANT I SEE IT

[tulip barn]

Refs trippin

[burnt cedar]

Ahhhhh

[dim ledge]

REEEEE

[burnt cedar]

Off the bar

[fickle jolt]

U trippin

🙄

[tulip barn]

[fickle jolt]

[honest umbra]

WHAT A MATCH

[burnt cedar]

Alonso shouldn’t even be on the pitch

Should be in prison

[honest umbra]

i mean

ur right sencho

but that was still a goal

[sweet tree]

nice defense rudiger

[burnt cedar]

Kante got smoked there

Hate to see it

[fickle jolt]

Rudiger using that muslim power

[dim ledge]

wait han gon

madrid hit the bar w a pen?

[honest umbra]

no

not a pen

[fickle jolt]

No

[honest umbra]

benz header

[fickle jolt]

Yup

[dim ledge]

ah ok

[sweet tree]

tf is that noise

[dim ledge]

oh oh oh

the chelsea goal got called off

i see

nvm

[sweet tree]

yeah its 2-0

HB from Alonso before he scored

[burnt cedar]

Werner

Wtf you doing

[dim ledge]

Werner tingz

[pure badger]

Toni out? Shocking

[sweet tree]

happened with psg too

he got hooked

[short spindle]

Holy shit

[short spindle]

If I speak

[sweet tree]

TTIMOOOOOWernerrr

OMGGG

NO YOU JUST DIDMT

[pure badger]

Legit in tears

[proud coyote]

TIMO

[sweet tree]

NO YOU JUST DIDNT

HOLY LMAOOOO

[burnt cedar]

LMAOOOO

WTFFF

[tulip barn]

KETS GOOOO

[burnt cedar]

What a goal

[tulip barn]

YOOO

YO

WERNER

Bro

[sweet tree]

sit down casemiro

[robust grotto]

3-0? Lmfao

[tulip barn]

UCL is insane

[pure badger]

[sweet tree]

what a goal dawg

[robust grotto]

I’m missing a game huh

[short spindle]

Militao is so important to this team

[tulip barn]

If this ain’t the best league in the world

Idk what is

[robust grotto]

No worries, everyone knows real football is played on Thursdays. Right @sweet tree 🙂

[fluid moat]

[sweet tree]

W

[honest umbra]

WERNER

WERNER WERNER WERNER

[burnt cedar]

Nah what a goal

[honest umbra]

i love thursday football

[dim ledge]

ate my words

[sweet tree]

brazy goal

[dim ledge]

cunts sake

[tulip barn]

TIMOOOOOO

[honest umbra]

IS THIS WERNERS CHELSEA MOMENT?

[dim ledge]

wow

[burnt cedar]

Lmao literally a minute early he skied a cross

[pure badger]

[burnt cedar]

To then ripping 3 guys

[tulip barn]

Never doubt Chelsea

[honest umbra]

all forgotten

[tulip barn]

https://tenor.com/view/chelsea-fc-tammyabraham-masonmount-celebration-gif-22737411

[dim ledge]

that seems like timo

[robust grotto]

Should be a real good one this week!! Three 1-1 draws and a 1-0 in the fourth game

[burnt cedar]

Did anyone just hear sirens go off

[sweet tree]

yes sencho

idk what the hell I was hearing earlier lol

[short spindle]

Same

[burnt cedar]

Madrid need emergency services

To save them

[sweet tree]

[dawn sapphire]

Bro

[burnt cedar]

Nearly 4 ffs

[pure badger]

[dawn sapphire]

Wtf

[dawn sapphire]

It is

Wait no it’s not

My bad

[honest umbra]

no

the other goal got called off

:P

[short spindle]

OHHHHH

[dawn sapphire]

Bro

[hasty basin]

LUKA

[sweet tree]

Rodrygo wtf

[hasty basin]

MODRIC.

[sweet tree]

it's leveled

[hasty basin]

RODRYGO.

[sweet tree]

4-4 on AGG

[restive sundial]

Bruhh

[hasty basin]

WWWWWWWWWW

[restive sundial]

Rodrygo

[pure badger]

Oh my loooorrdddddd

[sweet tree]

what the hell

[hasty basin]

WHAT A GAME

[dawn sapphire]

Wtf I need to watch that game

[restive sundial]

What a sexy goallll

[burnt cedar]

WOWWW

[pure badger]

https://tenor.com/view/dwight-the-office-win-winning-yes-gif-6125847

[sweet tree]

that's a good ball

[tulip barn]

[dawn sapphire]

I hope real wins tho fr

[fickle jolt]

YESS

YESS

[short spindle]

Warra game

[pure badger]

Mannnn

This gameee

[fickle jolt]

SO GOOD

[burnt cedar]

Modric omdsssss

[tulip barn]

What a pass from Modric though holy crap

[hasty basin]

Yeah

[tulip barn]

His outside the foot is deadly

[fickle jolt]

37 and doing more than anyone on this shit team

[pure badger]

Holy shitttt

[dim ledge]

Mate this game

[fluid moat]

modric is so fucking good

[fierce wagon]

[tulip barn]

So if it stays tied it goes to overtime right

[pure badger]

What a gem

[fickle jolt]

Yea

[dim ledge]

yeah if score sticks its ot

ET*

[short spindle]

The lebron James of soccer

[robust grotto]

imagine if footy had golden goal

[fickle jolt]

Football*

[honest umbra]

HOWS bayern doing?

[sweet tree]

it's 1-0

still I believe

[fickle jolt]

1:0

[burnt cedar]

The Lebron James of football on

[short spindle]

Villarreal are doing well

[smoky fable]

Looks like the Chelsea Real Madrid game was interesting.

[fickle jolt]

Good team

[honest umbra]

THE LEBRON JAMES OF FOOTBALL IS ON

LETS GO

[pure badger]

Legit having goosebumps rn

Fucking nutsss

[honest umbra]

i love goosebumps

[fickle jolt]

I love u

[robust grotto]

American first graders in the school library be like;

[pure badger]

😳

[short spindle]

Omg

Villarreal

[honest umbra]

villareal?

[short spindle]

1-1

[robust grotto]

👀

Scenes ? @dim ledge

[short spindle]

That Chuku guy scored

[dim ledge]

Mate

The yellow submarine

Oh god

[short spindle]

Balkan gets 2016 flashbacks

[dim ledge]

Sweating

[fickle jolt]

Pulisic be like : “son of a gun”

[sweet tree]

WHAT

[honest umbra]

HOW DID THE LEBRON JAMES

OF FOOTBALL

[sweet tree]

villarreal scored

[honest umbra]

MISS THAT

[sweet tree]

it's 1-1

[honest umbra]

its over mala

[pure badger]

Whaat

[smoky fable]

Who’s that?

[pure badger]

[honest umbra]

sir

u dont know the lebron james of our beloved sport?

[robust grotto]

He might be the LeBron James of Football but he’s definitely not the Conor McDavid of football

[sweet tree]

Chukwueze

[smoky fable]

I don’t

[honest umbra]

CHRISTIAN 'CAPTAIN AMERICA' PULISIC

[smoky fable]

Oh

[sweet tree]

just hold on blud

2 mins

[short spindle]

Losing to Villarreal doesn't seem that bad now

[dim ledge]

Men in Blazers malding

[dawn sapphire]

Bro bayern

[robust grotto]

Man U fans feeling better about losing to Villarreal 😂😂

[short spindle]

Also me

[honest umbra]

yea

if emery and tuchel win the CL before PSG

[robust grotto]

Am sorry Art, wasn’t coming at you my friend

[honest umbra]

PSG need to unexist

[proud coyote]

Holy Villarreal

[short spindle]

It's ok

[proud coyote]

How

[dim ledge]

Two words juba

ahem

GOOD EBENING

[honest umbra]

GOOD EBENING

[short spindle]

Good afternoon

[honest umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/good-ebening-good-evening-coach-looking-searching-gif-15739239

[dim ledge]

https://c.tenor.com/cXTsNOCph94AAAAM/unaiemeryape-ymu.gif

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/unai-emery-bonjour-tout-le-monde-salut-tout-le-monde-au-revoir-tout-le-monde-haut-les-mains-gif-11965593

[sweet tree]

https://twitter.com/AllGoals_/status/1513982867482816512?t=hs7633Xp8NDh8uk3_2yX9Q&s=19

All Goals. (@AllGoals_)

#UCL
Bayern 1-1 Villarreal | GOAL! Chukwueze.

to never miss any goal follow @iF26s
https://t.co/lrm2t9FiSL

▶ Play video

Twitter · Apr 12, 2022, 8:50 PM

[pure badger]

Good football

[fickle jolt]

Madrid winning

[short spindle]

HATED Emery ball

[solid dagger]

Imagine Liverpool going to the final by beating Inter, Benfica and Villarreal

It's not done already of course

[dim ledge]

SILENCE

[pure badger]

Fingers fucking crossed

[dim ledge]

SILENCE

[sweet tree]

LMAOOOO

BAYERN ARE OUT

[solid dagger]

But that looks like a Europa League Path lol

[dim ledge]

my fucking god dude

[sweet tree]

VAMOSSSSSS VILLARREAL

[fickle jolt]

Nono im telling you benz is scoring

BALE

IRS BALE

[dim ledge]

Liverpool Villarreal again

[fickle jolt]

mwah mwah

[sweet tree]

villarreal in semis

[dim ledge]

https://c.tenor.com/J922YFCsTYkAAAAM/vietnamflashback.gif

[solid dagger]

Now I'm a little bit less depressed as a Juve fan, even tho that doesn't take away the fact that we got humiliated at home

[sweet tree]

that's brazy

[dim ledge]

Yeah no if we beat Benfica I'm honestly scared

Bright side is Klopp kinda knows Emery

[pure badger]

Real vs Villarreal final

[dim ledge]

Otherwise....

[solid dagger]

Nah congratulations mate you're already in the final

[short spindle]

Villarreal are dogshit in the League

Which is funny

Full focus on CL it seems

[honest umbra]

as it should be

[dim ledge]

I'll never be this type of fan

I never underrate any team

No game is 100% ever even as a team like us

@short spindle @burnt cedar get ready for leegunner to talk about arteta

[sweet tree]

ET started

[honest umbra]

so

is carvajal playing CB for madrid?

[pure badger]

Ig yeah

[honest umbra]

thats brazy

[sweet tree]

lowkey wanna see this go to penalty kicks

[honest umbra]

on jah?

[fickle jolt]

I FUCKING TOLD YOU

I TOLD YOU

I TOLD YOU

[honest umbra]

HE TOLD US

[short spindle]

BENZZZ

[honest umbra]

HE TOLD US!!!!!!

[pure badger]

No way

[sweet tree]

benzema is inevitable

[pure badger]

No wauuu

[sweet tree]

fucking fuck

[fickle jolt]

.

I FUCKING PREDICTED IT

[pure badger]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-excitement-yay-gif-14315959

[honest umbra]

bro

u know too much

[sweet tree]

[tulip barn]

Ughhhh

Benzema again

[pure badger]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-and-jerry-tom-the-cat-phew-relieved-sigh-gif-17213206

[tulip barn]

Bruh

[fickle jolt]

Me rn

[tulip barn]

Why is he so in form

[short spindle]

Prime

[pure badger]

D'or loading

[sweet tree]

3-2

5-4 agg madrid

[fickle jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/benzema-gif-20861759

[sweet tree]

game still alive

[honest umbra]

can i just say

this has been very lazy

from kante

[pure badger]

Man he is giving prime ucl cr7 vibes

[fickle jolt]

Facts

[honest umbra]

i feel like he should have easily won the ball

in the midfield

[pure badger]

Kante is underperforming

[honest umbra]

and it was also his misplaced pass for the 1st goal

[short spindle]

You can't say that
He smiles so he shouldn't be blamed

[honest umbra]

its all good to love the smiling man

but dude isnt having a good night

[burnt cedar]

Hasn’t had a good season

Might be the end sadly

[pure badger]

He didn't stand out in the 1st leg either

[robust grotto]

He rides a bicycle to training, how could it possibly be his fault

[fickle jolt]

Benz head is more accurate than messi this season

[short spindle]

Kante off

[pure badger]

What a thriller

[short spindle]

He rides a shit car,not his fault

[solid dagger]

I learned to not do that after we got knocked out by Ajax, Lyon, Porto and Villarreal in back to back to back to back years

[simple seal]

https://tenor.com/view/unaiemeryape-ymu-maga-gif-18404716

[sweet tree]

marcelo came on?

[burnt cedar]

Ages ago

[solid dagger]

Yeah

[short spindle]

Both teams are more offensive now

[sweet tree]

how I missed that

[solid dagger]

I can hear it without even playing the video lmao

"I'm sherious"

[short spindle]

Me after I saw glimpse of Tomiyasu

[dim ledge]

IM SHERIOUS

I DONT DO IF BUTS OR MAYBES

I DO ABSOLUTES

[solid dagger]

Tomiyasu was a baller at Bologna, I'm happy he got more recognition at Arsenal

[fluid moat]

3 iconic lines in 1 video

[short spindle]

To bad he's made out of glass

[honest umbra]

who's glass?

[dim ledge]

He's actually a smart fellow w ball too

I like him alot

[sweet tree]

chelsea look dead bro

[honest umbra]

what do they do now?

they need drogba

[pure badger]

They did enough

[honest umbra]

is bale on yet?

[fickle jolt]

Jesus christ what a fucking game

[fickle jolt]

Nop

[sweet tree]

that half is done

rudiger deadass playing as a forward

[fickle jolt]

Absolute class from madrid this hald

[honest umbra]

pique under koeman vibes

[sweet tree]

true lol

[pure badger]

Hahaha

[sweet tree]

pique tbf always does that

[fickle jolt]

Tuchel really brought the board lmfao

[sweet tree]

he lowkey wants to be a striker

Saul

[celest zephyr]

Football man shits funny

[dim ledge]

Saul lmao

[fickle jolt]

SUWIIII

[celest zephyr]

Loool no d'Or for lewa 😂😂😂

[fickle jolt]

Benz taking it this year lol

[celest zephyr]

Goes to show it don't matter if yo squad is worth 800mil euros u goin down

This this here is why we do not want no super League

[dim ledge]

Benz or Salah really

That's it

[celest zephyr]

This is football pure and simple

[dim ledge]

Leaning towards Benz rn

[celest zephyr]

There's still more 15 mins hold your horses

[dim ledge]

Nah

Even if Madrid don't go through

Benzema has been unreal this season

[fickle jolt]

W

[dim ledge]

So yeah, him or Mo Salah

Only realistic candidates

[pure badger]

Man's been carrying the attack on his shoulders alone

[sweet tree]

I wouldn't say that but he's been their best player

vini definitely stepped up more this szn

[dim ledge]

Yeah, just like Mo

Not carrying the attack but the best player in attack for sure

Mane and Jota have also been unreal if we're honest

Diaz has also made a huge impact, breaks ankles for pay

[fickle jolt]

Stepped up is an understatement bro went from a meme to a word class youngster

[sweet tree]

I always kinda rated him apart from the finishing

he had some talent in him tbf

finishing was a meme tho

[dim ledge]

Yeah I also rated him

Firmino but on the wing innit

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/salimvalji/status/1513944256049606656?s=20&t=B1UgeenwQ2gi6o7MHr2SBQ nice, real good talent

Salim Nadim Valji (@salimvalji)

Dave Hakstol confirms that 2021 second overall pick Matty Beniers will make his NHL debut tonight for the Seattle Kraken at the Saddledome against the Calgary Flames

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[fickle jolt]

With good finishing he can be on par with prime cr7 and messi

Dont @ me

[dim ledge]

Ok let's take our foot off the gas

Maybe next Neymar

[sweet tree]

ok that's uh

[pure badger]

Lmao

[sweet tree]

a reach

[fickle jolt]

Give him time he can be so good

[dim ledge]

I mean yes

Nobody is denying that

Next CR7 or Messi though when Mbappe and Haaland are kinda already vying for that is a bit unrealistic

[pure badger]

Tuchel got yellow lmao

[sweet tree]

hes heated

6 mins

[fickle jolt]

THIS GAME IS INSANE

[burnt cedar]

Haaland needs to work on his link up play

[fickle jolt]

Mbappe needs to come madrid asap

[burnt cedar]

Looks like bambi out there

[pure badger]

Thibaut is good

[burnt cedar]

Ceballos

They sold us a dream with him

[fickle jolt]

Didnt even know he existed

[sweet tree]

[burnt cedar]

Emery leading Villarreal to a semi and Ceballos leading Madrid to one

Are you watching Mikel arteta

[short spindle]

Ceballos

Knew he had it in him

Pulisic doing Lakaka things

[sweet tree]

should've kept werner on tbh

[pure badger]

What a game

[short spindle]

Miss Ceballos even if he isn't anything special

[pure badger]

Man was hype

When he was signed

[sweet tree]

come on just 1 goal

oh brudda

[pure badger]

https://tenor.com/view/no-nooo-nope-eat-fingerwag-gif-23757070

[sweet tree]

game is done

[honest umbra]

JORGINHO

WHAT DID U DO?

WHY DIDNT HE TAKE IT WIT HIS RITE?

[simple seal]

https://twitter.com/VillarrealCF/status/1513989216484704256

Villarreal CF (@VillarrealCF)

Welcome to 𝗨𝗘𝗙𝗔 𝗙𝗔𝗥𝗠𝗘𝗥𝗦 𝗟𝗘𝗔𝗚𝗨𝗘 🏆.

#UCL

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lmfao

[pure badger]

Bruhh

[fickle jolt]

Benz pulled a muscle

[pure badger]

[burnt cedar]

Saul match fixing

[dim ledge]

Lmfao hog

Hahahaha

[short spindle]

Saul

Better call Saul

[honest umbra]

saul

saul saul saul

[pure badger]

GG guys

[honest umbra]

selling

[pure badger]

WP NT

[honest umbra]

GG Mr.Fuccboii007

WB NT

[short spindle]

Game over

[fickle jolt]

WEWW

WEWWW

[sweet tree]

dkm lol

gg

[honest umbra]

can u believe it mala

3 la liga teams in the semis

[sweet tree]

it's 2

[pure badger]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-nickelodeon-sigh-phew-gif-5752975

[honest umbra]

arent ATM winning tomorrow?

[sweet tree]

atletico not going through

[honest umbra]

you dare underestimate mr. simeone?

[pure badger]

Going to sleep now

[fickle jolt]

Atlectio has simone they going through

[burnt cedar]

Blew the whistle on an attack Lool??

[pure badger]

Night yall

[sweet tree]

simeone not gonna do a thing

[honest umbra]

goodnight Mr. Fuccboii007

[fickle jolt]

Goodnight

[sweet tree]

atleast they put up a fight

chelsea that is

[fickle jolt]

I love football

[sweet tree]

doesn't mean much tho

[silk notch]

That was funny but Madrid were probably clearing that anyways

[fickle jolt]

madrid was about to clear it

they also played fo 130 mins

lol

[sweet tree]

tears that werner goal had me hyped as hell

[honest umbra]

130?

thats brazy

[burnt cedar]

Chelsea need to leave Saul here

[dawn sapphire]

Ofc benzema knocks Chelsea out too

[fickle jolt]

theres a saying in arabic im gonna translate it to goes like " the werner the makes you feel comfortable "

but it rhymes in arabic

lol

[sweet tree]

madrid plays winner of city vs atletico right

[burnt cedar]

Yeah

[sweet tree]

villarreal likely liverpool

okay okay

[fickle jolt]

madrid shitting on both

[dim ledge]

Do you speak Arabic and Farsi?

[sweet tree]

pep would find a way to over complicate things

[fickle jolt]

i understand farsi and speak a little but i speak arabic

[dim ledge]

Gotcha

[fickle jolt]

i wanna kiss benzema bald head dude holy shit hes so clutch

[sweet tree]

would be hilarious if atleti does go through

[fickle jolt]

proves that laliga is a superior league

[sweet tree]

la liga teams doing well in UCL and then there's us stuck in UEL

[fickle jolt]

😤

[robust grotto]

Okay but imagine a semi final at the world famous London stadium

[sweet tree]

I want that tho ngl

[robust grotto]

😂😂 same ofc

[sweet tree]

never seen a barça west ham match up so that would be cool

have they actually ever played?

[robust grotto]

No one in a million years would have ever predicted a Barca / West Ham game, I don’t think they’ve ever played

[sweet tree]

that's crazy when you deep it

[fickle jolt]

chelsea fans mad af rn

man were experiencing something sensational what a time to be alive

[haughty moss]

[fickle jolt]

carlo celebrating with 2 packs of ciggs today

[dim ledge]

Sarri laughs

2 packs is lunch for him

[burnt cedar]

https://twitter.com/footyscran/status/1513981745288335371?s=21&t=z7vixyPTjmMYjzBQxIQBZg

Footy Scran (@FootyScran)

Chipa - cheesy bread at Club Olimpia (@elClubOlimpia) 🇵🇾

💵 2000 Paraguay Guarani (£0.25) each

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[dim ledge]

Scran

[sweet tree]

scranbrero

[simple seal]

This new Rays pitcher barely breaking 90 MPH

Aaaaaand 3 run homer

[native sonnet]

Damn Madrid nearly bottled it

[simple seal]

lmfao

[fickle jolt]

all calculated brother

[simple seal]

Nets vs Cavs underway

[honest umbra]

this is a brilliant man

[dim kettle]

Choi homer

[simple seal]

CHOI

This game started 70 minutes ago and is still on the 2nd inning lmfao

Both starters gone now

[dim kettle]

Brett Phillips dinger

[simple seal]

Yikes

Kyrie 9/9

[sweet tree]

play-ins on right

[simple seal]

Yep

[simple seal]

The best 2 way player in the league

[honest umbra]

how many games it be?

[simple seal]

1

7th vs 8th and 9th vs 10th

Winner of 7th vs 8th faces 2nd seed

Loser faces the winner of 9th/10th

And winner of that faces 1st seed

So Celtics can start preparing lol

[smoky fable]

Well nets won

[haughty moss]

Kyrie 🔥

[forest pier]

I rmr this place had a sports channel

Nets or celts who u got

[versed forge]

Nets easy dub

[honest umbra]

nets

ez

most likely 4-0 or 4-1

[celest zephyr]

celtics

not as for sure without timelord but they are the better team

https://tenor.com/view/agk-angry-german-kid-keyboard-loop-banging-gif-17274218

how the fuck does this team beat the best teams and be losing 4-2 to the sabres

[versed forge]

I think celtics beat the nets easily tbh

Tatum built diff

[celest zephyr]

yeah definitely

[honest umbra]

what about KD?

[celest zephyr]

LOLMets is back

nets just kd kyrie and scrubs

celtics have best d in the league

tatum is different and they have brown also

[honest umbra]

yall keeping saying tatum is different

as if KD isnt different king

dude when healthy is the best player in the NBA

lol

[versed forge]

We’ll see, it will certainly be a great matchup

108-115 Nets win it

Time to watch the clippers take the dub

[honest umbra]

against who?

[wet karma]

100% agree

[versed forge]

Timberwolves

[wet karma]

Celtics has a better defense imo

[versed forge]

Yeah for sure

[honest umbra]

wolves sneaky good

[versed forge]

Agreed

[honest umbra]

lets see edwards go brazy

[versed forge]

It will be a good game to watch

[smoky fable]

Go clippers

[celest zephyr]

yeah celtics have a better team also just a better overall roster

it'll be a good matchup. bucks smart to duck nets and also avoid injuries in their last game

no point playing 81 quality games and then having a guy hurt right at the end

[wet karma]

Didn’t know clippers still have fans tbh 🤣

[simple seal]

Nets are not as good as last year before injuries

Harden went off vs the Celtics

And the Celtics are on a spooky run

29-9 to close the season

[forest pier]

I got celtics in 5

Brown and tatum bout to feast nets d is questionable

[celest zephyr]

yeah they don't have much defense wise

kyrie and kd are passable but if seth curry and patty mills don't heat up they'll be relied upon a lot for offence

and then really just bruce brown and claxton as real impactful defenders

plus besides kyrie they don't really have much passing either

Too many ifs

yeah this isn't a well made roster

Celtics look ready right now lol

ben is supposed to shore up their weaknesses

plus another offseason to add some more complementary guys

I hope he comes back by the start of next year

yeah same

league always worse off when good players don't play

He’ll be eating with them lol

definitely

if he can make free throws and be aggressive when he has the opportunity to he'll thrive with the nets

Yeah

On a related note

Is harden really philly’s long term star?

🥴

[wet karma]

Lets be real here, sixers will choke 2 seasons and harden leaves

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/hayyyshayyy/status/1514056818758193152?s=21&t=KF8cbvTrF6pvvy-OWSu65g

Shayna (@hayyyshayyy)

Jonathan Huberdeau for the win in overtime 👀

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[celest zephyr]

I see it 🥴

Like obviously harden is good but

U can’t tell me you believe in a harden team

[haughty moss]

KAT getting locked up lol

[celest zephyr]

long term nah

harden is too old and has some potential nagging injury issues

its a move to be good for at most the next 2-3 years

its the right move. got to maximize embiid's prime

[silk notch]

Na that's not true

Kd is a good passer and so is Dragic

[celest zephyr]

yeah kd i guess

fuck dragic

[silk notch]

?

[celest zephyr]

dude barely gave a shit on the raptors

and asked to go to a contender

so he got moved

or waived

[silk notch]

Oh well I ain't a Raptors fan so idk much about that

[celest zephyr]

yeah fair enough but there's good reasons why as a raptors fan i dislike the guy

[silk notch]

Oh yea makes sense

But I think if curry is feeling better the nets can beat the celtics

He was really good last playoffs

[haughty moss]

Clippers got KAT in hell

[rustic mountain]

Bats were quiet tonight damn

[versed forge]

Clippers just playing better

[smoky fable]

This is why I don’t want the suns to play them now

[haughty moss]

Ant cooking rn

[celest zephyr]

yeah clippers are good

idk without kawhi can't see them lasting vs the suns

[smoky fable]

Damn this is the first I’ve seen a female fan try to glue herself to the court

[haughty moss]

bro that was weird lol

[celest zephyr]

What happened lol

Wow

[silk notch]

seems like she was taking notes from the everton fan

[smoky fable]

Ha

[haughty moss]

https://twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/1514076280932687874?s=20&t=b2OxfuGPcw0xi5xTfv1l9Q

philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_)

She appears to be wearing a shirt that reads: “Glen Taylor Roasts Animals Alive”

Glen Taylor is the billionaire owner of the Minnesota Timberwolves

Twitter · Apr 13, 2022, 3:01 AM

[celest zephyr]

wtf

[proud coyote]

man

darin ruf is a beast

[celest zephyr]

What’s this a protest for

Lol the owner owns a printing company I don’t understand

Also didn’t Arod buy the team

[proud coyote]

glen taylor owns a factory farm

[celest zephyr]

OH

[proud coyote]

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1X0pxF7eyn_O2yfAvAn8XfWcFQ9Qt0oAkVaZkZhN9KCI/preview?pru=AAABgETxupE*yHB8EeaHqtwZFqAiFAcApA

here, this is the explanation I guess

noble cause, silly way to protest

will undermine what she tried but also make it more known I guess

than if she were to have run onto the court like anyone else

[celest zephyr]

Man he has 14k acres

Animal activists are quite often nutty

yeah terrible way to do so

but screw glen taylor in that case

[north bison]

scott foster has put on a masterclass tonight

[haughty moss]

way too many fouls

[smoky fable]

Knew this would be the case just from seeing their names

[haughty moss]

yeah they notorious for this

[celest zephyr]

What’s funny is I shouldn’t even know the name

It’s sad that I do

[haughty moss]

Fouled out 😭

[versed forge]

Lmaoo

Tuff

[haughty moss]

Ant and Dlo saving them

[versed forge]

Clippers lowkey blew it

This game is close

[honest umbra]

Bro what’s with KAT being invisible when it matters

Dude did this in his first playoff series too

[haughty moss]

lights too bright for him

[versed forge]

Rip reggie missing easy layups

That should be game

Timberwolves losing to the grizzlies

[north bison]

i am crying at pat bev

he was crying bruh 😭💀

[honest umbra]

reggie wouldnt be missing em if he was playing against the lakers

[buoyant jungle]

You hate to see it

[honest umbra]

do we?

[proud coyote]

we do not

[buoyant jungle]

[rustic ore]

I love to see it

[proud coyote]

https://streamable.com/clmykt

LOL

[lethal blaze]

https://twitter.com/Coolcatlovesy0u/status/1513836917842132993?t=fi_d95Qny8tkFnyW6vhE_Q&s=19

Olelogy🇳🇴 (@Coolcatlovesy0u)

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's elite buildup structure breaking Jurgen Klopp's Liverpool's press | United vs Liverpool (H) 14/4/21

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😭😭

Ain't no way he saying

This

They beating his ass in th replies

[broken ledge]

https://youtu.be/uQ3yQZPX7dE

Looking back at this it was a really good game

Chelsea bottled it tho. No more champions league

[lethal blaze]

A bit easier for us with Villarreal

but first we go onto fac benfica

let's hope today is easy sailing

[simple seal]

I love it

[buoyant jungle]

[simple seal]

Shpuld have ended it before extras but at least the pulled out the W

[buoyant jungle]

I thought you were from Spain? You in Florida?

[simple seal]

I just chose a team in all 4 major sports lol

Well for NBA is been for like a decade now

[buoyant jungle]

Oh lmao

When I was getting into Baseball I picked the shittiest, cheapest team.

Gotta stick with my boys.

[simple seal]

NFL too for the Vikings, more recently I added the Titans cause I love Henry that much lol

Then I just picked both Tampa teams for NHL and MLB in like 2017 or 2018

Cause I didnt really follow those 2 sports till then

I do have a liking for the Grizzlies too cause both Gasol bros played in there

Before picking the Raptors I just rooted for Pau Gasol mostly lol

Rooting for the Lakers RIP lmao

[buoyant jungle]

I see I see.

[simple seal]

https://streamable.com/doyxmb

lmfao

[celest zephyr]

Congrats to the wolves

[chilly turtle]

Fr great game tho it was 3-0 till the 80th minute

The aggregate is 5-4 literally Benzema alone scored the same as the whole Chelsea in both legs

Man Cant wait to see when Mbappe too joins Madrid

[robust grotto]

Bruins to host Penguins at next years winter classic

Game will be played at Fenway. The Penguins are owned by… Fenway. Gee how cool

[dim ledge]

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/looney-tunes-quarantine-sleeping-sleeping-beauty-beauty-sleep-gif-16980796

[dim kettle]

The NHL really thinks it’s still 2010 with that matchup

[robust grotto]

NHL HQ -

[dim kettle]

I don’t understand why the NHL just can’t have 2 teams play in a neutral site like the superbowl. You can’t tell me people wouldn’t come. Thousands of Bolts fans showed up to nissan stadium.

[robust grotto]

That would be sick, they already pick the same 10-12 teams anyway. I do think the NHL wouldn’t expect as many people to be interested in going to a neutral ground though. It’s just a regular season gimmick game at the end of the day

That place would have to be totally worth going to, needs to be super unique and in an area where fans would travel

[dim kettle]

What I mean by neutral ground I mean like they pick a random baseball/football stadium. Like why do the Bruins always have to play at Fenway? A better team should be playing there.

And it's a regular season gimmick that brings all the money.

[robust grotto]

There’s no reason not to take advantage of home support, you know? I get what you mean though. If it’s a neutral ground it has to be next level to justify not having a home market. Admittedly I’m having a hard time thinking of a venue in a place that doesn’t have some sort of ties to an nhl club

Alaska would be amazing, wouldn’t get more neutral than that. Logistically a challenge though, how many places an accommodate influx of foreign fans in Alaska

[dim kettle]

I think another problem is if the NHL in 2022 still thinks the OG 6 label has a lot of credibility (which it doesn't). Like it honestly feels like the NHL only picks OG 6 teams and one random team.

[dim ledge]

I mean for an event like the winter classic, which kinds prides itself on vintage/nostalgia/etc milieu, I feel it's the easiest and most obvious way to go about things

[robust grotto]

Credit it them though, they’ve been trying to stay away with O6 in recent outdoor games

Stars - Preds
Wild - Blues
Bolts - Presa
Canes - Caps next year
Knights - Avs
Avs - Kings

Albeit this is since 2020

[dim ledge]

Don't personally see an issue with revolving winter classics around O6

[robust grotto]

Me neither but I understand why other fans would

[dim ledge]

Yeah for sure

[dim kettle]

The problem is the expansion teams that came after the OG 6 are getting to the age of the vintage, nostalgia, etc now. Teams like the Flyers and Sabres are over 50 years old now.

The label has to go eventually.

[dim ledge]

I mean yeah I agree, which is why I'm happy St. Louis got their WC, but while those teams are hitting those notes now the O6 are infinitely moreso, within that stipulation.

[robust grotto]

There’s only 4 teams in the NHL who’ve never played an outdoors game

1 is Seattle

Florida, Columbus, and Arizona being the other 3

Jackets / Wings should play a game on one of the Great Lakes

[dim kettle]

Florida might get a chance in the future. But it took years for the Bolts to get one.

[dim ledge]

I'd really like to see a winter classic w the Canucks

[robust grotto]

Took way too long for tampa to get their game. And yeah fr, but nhl gets so worried no one in America would watch a WC with a Canadian team

So they make the heritage game a thing bc of it. So silly

Seattle / Vancouver has future WC written all over it, I hope

Play at the Seahawks stadium. Muah

[dim kettle]

Considering how much Canadians got triggered over Tampa using the cap to their advantage last year I'm not surprised if they did react like that.

BTW it's almost gonna be 3 decades since the last stanley cup won a by a canadian team.

[robust grotto]

I mean come on, pls nhl

[robust grotto]

Flames going to end that streak this year

[dim kettle]

And I've been told that for the last 9 years. lol

Flame fans are still triggered over the puck in the net in game 6. Over 18 years ago!

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/calgary-flames-calgaryflames-hockeyfan-gif-10093865

You don’t believe in the flames ?!?! Lmfao

[dim kettle]

Maybe if they don't underachieve like they've been doing this last decade

[robust grotto]

Nah but fr, the NHL gets scared when Canadian teams are good in the playoffs bc they know the American TV viewership will plummet

[dim kettle]

Now watch it be Flames Leafs Finals

[robust grotto]

I think most hockey fans would love that, me included

but 100000% espn and TNT would be pissssssed

Who the fuck is broadcasting the playoffs…. TNT and ESPN will be frantically trying to get every NBA game. NHL playoff games will be the equivalent of days old leftovers to them

[dim kettle]

ESPN got triggered over having to go to Milwaukee for the NBA Finals to put this into perspective.

[robust grotto]

That’s fucking hilarious

Just imagine the salt mines if TNT gets idk, Nets / Celtics and ESPN has to broadcast Flames / Preds hahahahaha

[dim kettle]

They chose to pick up the NHL.

#Dealwithit

[robust grotto]

That’s their nightmare scenario. “ we should’ve let NBC keep this shit “

[dim kettle]

It's gonna feel nice not to watch NHL playoff games on random ass USA Network.

[robust grotto]

Just wait until they have to push the bolts to ESPN U or some crap bc they’re hosting NBA playoffs and Sunday night baseball at the same time

Hopefully it works out

[dim kettle]

You think ESPN still cares about Sunday Night Baseball.

[robust grotto]

LOL idk I’m just being negative I guess

somewhat worried about them being 3rd wheel to NBA and MLB

[dim kettle]

I hate that my 2 favorite sports don't know how to be popular these days.

[robust grotto]

[dim kettle]

ESPN has aired more games this season than NBC ever did. Granted, majority of them were on ESPN+ which the games were also on Hulu so a lot of people could watch it anyways.

[robust grotto]

100% true

Although I don’t have either service so personally I haven’t been able to watch

but I know they’ve had much more than anything NBC would do

[dim kettle]

I think The Hockey Guy made a point in a recent video that it feels like Sports broadcasts have been going backwards with accessibility.

[robust grotto]

If there’s a rangers playoff game on a plus service, I might commit war crimes

No question. everything is becoming it’s own service and platform now bc of cord cutting. Sports are no different, but they’re not sure how to catch on

[dim kettle]

I will say that ESPN+ was worth it for being able to watch all the hockey games besides the blackouts. It's only 8 dollars a month. I'm paying 140 dollars this year for MLB TV to put this into perspective.

[robust grotto]

I believe it, plus you can watch A LOT of other stuff on ESPN +

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1514249450537029633?s=21

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

The #Raiders and star QB Derek Carr have agreed to terms on a 3-year contract extension worth $121.5M, source said. The agreement ties Carr to Las Vegas through the 2025 season. He is already the longest tenured QB in the AFC. 💰 💰 💰

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[robust grotto]

I’ll have to get with the times eventually and subscribe to a service eventually. I’m a virgin to that stuff. No Netflix, no Hulu, no nothing

[dim kettle]

3 more years of funny bloopers.

[rustic ore]

Honestly not a terrible contract

Adding in that this upcoming year was the last of his deal all together that's 4 years for about 140 mil

Significantly better than say what Watson got

[dim kettle]

Not terrible, but man, they just hold onto 2015-16 Carr and hope he comes anywhere near that level again.