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dim kettle
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That's if the Dolphins haven't already traded for Watson at that point.

celest zephyr
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watson shouldn't even be in the league

dim kettle
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The team is stupid enough to do that.

celest zephyr
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idk as dumb as they are idk if they'd stoop to that

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if the habs were an nfl team then maybe

dim kettle
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Silly boy, that would be Washington.

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Get all the criminals.

celest zephyr
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capitals or football team?

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i'd believe both tbh

dim kettle
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Football team. You see, this is why they need a name. FranKEKer

celest zephyr
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they definitely do

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I'll just call them Snyder's team at this point

dim kettle
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We'd all boo at him regardless.

robust grotto
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Late but nah, to be fair to them

rustic ore
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Good goal line stand by Cincy

dim kettle
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Pre Season Hockey seems to be more enjoyable than TNF rn.

rustic ore
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Turnover on downs

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It didn’t look good when it happened, and it’s not good. Jaguars receiver DJ Chark fractured his left ankle on the third play of Thursday night’s game against the Bengals, Ian Rapoport of NFL Media reports. Chark was blocking when running back James Robinson accidentally rolled into the receiver’s left leg while being tackled by [more]

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Oof

dim kettle
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The O's really beat the Red Sox again.

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The O's to the Yanks and Sox is like water to a devil fruit user. I swear.

simple seal
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Hell yes

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M's now tied for WC2

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If only Jays werent losing

honest umbra
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we want M's to make the playoffs

dim kettle
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The Mariners will just beat the Yanks in the WC and the Yanks social media will start a riot.

celest zephyr
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well the jays lost again

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that's all folks

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the server really got me to care only to get disappointed

dim kettle
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It's very strange to think the Mariners could be making the playoffs for the first time since WCW was a company, One Piece was in the middle of the Alabasta arc in the anime, and Jimmy Neutron was in theaters.

haughty moss
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Damn lol that long

dim kettle
honest umbra
rustic ore
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Cincy finally on the board

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Great play by that TE to shake his man and get the score

haughty moss
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We back

dim kettle
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I know I'm late to this but, the Bengals look like pumpkins out there.

rustic ore
dim kettle
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I know, it can be very scary to watch the Bengals play.

celest zephyr
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pretty much it is

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other that the raptors winning in 2019 its been pain and misery for years

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lol wtf

smoky fable
rustic ore
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Meh

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Jags were hot the 1st half, now Cincy is getting hot and driving

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PAT away from a tie game

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Nvm, TD taken off

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Now TD

smoky fable
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Alright

rustic ore
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Jags TD

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2nd for Robinson

dim kettle
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Bengals were beating themselves on that drive. Defensive holding on a big sack. Bruh.

rustic ore
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Bro, how many times are they gonna run this Candace Parker Adidas commercial? No one cares

dim kettle
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Money Money Money.

rustic ore
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It’s been at least 3 times just this game though

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Like damn

dim kettle
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Adidas owns Fanatics too, so you get to see those cringy ads too all the time.

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At least a stock of Fanatics.

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This is child abuse.

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No kid should ever have to suffer being a Bengal fan.

rustic ore
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I like how as soon as his hands went down for a split second it looked like he was gonna cry before going completely stone faced

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He’s gonna experience that feeling a lot as a Cincy fan

dim kettle
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He'll be old enough to see a Bengal team without Mike Brown though.

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Burrow woke up feeling dangerous on that throw.

smoky fable
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Shocked that Lawrence only has 189 yards passing

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Feels like more

dim kettle
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TD Cinci

rustic ore
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Tie game

smoky fable
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Huh

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Game isn’t that much of a trainwreck

rustic ore
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Burrow to Uzomah again

dim kettle
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Glad Burrow still has the legs to make that play possible.

rustic ore
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For real

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Despite the beating he’s taken these 1st 4 weeks he looks great

dim kettle
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I get Sam Bradford vibes with him.

rustic ore
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Nah

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Much better IMO

smoky fable
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I think burrows arm limits him though

rustic ore
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Bradford was painfully overrated coming out

smoky fable
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Injury issues just made it worse

rustic ore
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Yup

smoky fable
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I don’t think Burrow is anything special though

dim kettle
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I mean both QBs have low efficiently with no elite traits.

rustic ore
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I think Burrow is gonna turn out like Romo

smoky fable
dim kettle
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Romo at heart was a gunslinger. Burrow still has a lot of concerns with his long ball and weak arm.

rustic ore
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Shenault is having a nice night

dim kettle
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Jameis is more Romo than Burrow.

smoky fable
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He is

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Nah

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Romo was a better player than that

rustic ore
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I’d say Jameis is more Vinny Testaverde

dim kettle
smoky fable
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He still was the better player, and had less ints than Winston

dim kettle
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Doesn't matter if he was better or not. We're talking about traits and familiar styles.

rustic ore
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Cincy D actually made a stop

smoky fable
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Those styles aren’t comparable

dim kettle
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Zac Taylor is such a forgettable HC. You probably forgot his name until I just brought it up.

dim kettle
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Because Romo had more lucky throws than Jameis? uh.

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The Jags got flagged. But a throwing play on 3 and 1? The hell? FoxyKek

celest zephyr
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ooh ot

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if only i didn't have math to do

rustic ore
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Cincy wins

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24-21 on a last second FG

celest zephyr
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oh

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damn i wish there was ot

haughty moss
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Lets gooo

celest zephyr
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saved my prediction though lets goo

dim kettle
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I think that's Burrow first game winning drive.

dim kettle
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Must be hard for a College coach to win in the NFL.

celest zephyr
dim ledge
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god

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poor trevor lawrence

haughty moss
dim kettle
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The Jags still haven't won a game since this tweet.

haughty moss
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also

dim kettle
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Goddamnit, Canes.

dim kettle
haughty moss
robust grotto
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Is it bad that I want to pick the Giants to upset the Saints

rustic ore
robust grotto
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No kidding

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@rustic mountain thank you as always for doing this. Week 4, give me; Titans, Lions, Colts, Browns, Washington, Bills, Saints, Chiefs, Cowboys, Niners, Rams, Packers, Ravens, Bucs, and Chargers

rustic mountain
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No need to thank me, I get a little behind but this is fun to do

dim ledge
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@sweet tree @honest umbra thoughts on Ten Hag as manager?

sweet tree
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would be interesting but he's not leaving ajax anytime soon

dim ledge
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Possibly the best Dutch manager available rn

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Top 10, maybe top 5 managers in general

dim ledge
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@rustic mountain I forgot to make a pick, please also add Baltimore. Thank you sir

rustic mountain
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Got it

robust grotto
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@celest zephyr

celest zephyr
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huh? its deleted

robust grotto
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ah damn. Basically saying sounds like Morgan Reilly is asking for $8 million for his next deal

robust grotto
honest umbra
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no reason to leave ajax

dim ledge
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fair enough

honest umbra
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thats crazy

robust grotto
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Nah family, this city has other teams for that purpose

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I also root for the Mets, Knicks, and RBNY ( and I like the Jets too ) …. New Suffer City family

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Probably better for your health that you don’t lol

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But yeah man… we’re just in the mud right now. Absolute joke

honest umbra
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now that i think about it

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NY has never had a sustain of success among their teams

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except for yankees lol

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what if the eagles beat brady this year?

robust grotto
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The Eagles already beat Brady once

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Hopefully the Eagles never win again lol

honest umbra
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yea

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you're right

robust grotto
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NYR had a solid 5-7 years of being one of the best in the eastern conference

honest umbra
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they cant face in SB becuz NFC

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but if eagles had beat him

robust grotto
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Islanders are on a solid stretch rn

honest umbra
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they would also be 2-0

robust grotto
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Facts

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Wait actually Eagles played Brady twice in the SB!

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Back in what… 05?

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McNabb was the QB

honest umbra
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ah

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the mcnabb days

dim ledge
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@dim kettle @rustic ore @simple seal @smoky fable @rustic mountain

dim kettle
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You can say, they... Buttfumbled that.

honest umbra
simple seal
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lmfao

simple seal
simple seal
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Soto doing Soto things

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And the Nationals just committed a NOBLETIGER

robust grotto
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I miss deGrom

honest umbra
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I miss him too

robust grotto
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baseball was robbed of a special season from him

honest umbra
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idk if he could have went that long in the season with the way he was throwing though

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it was phenomenal but starting pitchers can’t be expected to strain throwing 100+ or that hard constantly

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still the most elite pitcher in the game but I think the law of average would have made his season a bit more normal

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Still would have easily won cy young though

dim kettle
dim kettle
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Franco with a clutch hit

honest umbra
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thats wanderful news

simple seal
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2nd time was the charm

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That strikeout with bases loaded was pain

dim kettle
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Boston and New York fans can finally agree on something.

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Hating Wander Franco

simple seal
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Why do Rays closers always do this

dim kettle
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Rays win

smoky fable
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Hey apparently Kershaw came out with a trainer? @honest umbra

celest zephyr
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I didn't realize that coaches could be traded in the nfl

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hopefully the mariners lose

dim kettle
celest zephyr
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yeah i heard about that and then i searched it up

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apparently belicheck got traded also

dim kettle
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Oh that whole Jets, Bill thing was a complicated clusterfuck

honest umbra
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Unfortunate

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But it happens

short spindle
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Scenes when Leno 2 foots Maupay

honest umbra
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why would he do that

simple seal
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Welp, with the Mariners L, this is what is needed for a quadruple WC tie

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Yankees go 0-2
Red Sox go 1-1
Jays go 2-0
Mariners go 2-0

smoky fable
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Don't see it

restive sundial
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Lolll Townsend

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Siuuuu at old Trafford

thorny venture
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Mu defense is a joke

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Fred's out, that's nice

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bruh

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wtf was that

sweet tree
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was that off

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yerry mina scored but just off

thorny venture
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yes that was off

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phew

sweet tree
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LOL

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they wrestling out there

thorny venture
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If Davies choose to shoot, we would've been done

sweet tree
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dkm

thorny venture
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that was quick

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Sancho...

dim ledge
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Of course I have Sa on my fucking bench and he's a star

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The one game, the ONE GAME I START HIM

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He lets in shit

dim ledge
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Two goals for Hwang Hee Chan. What a stud

simple seal
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Arkansas @ Georgia time

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Georgia with an easy TD, 7-0

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Oh dear

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Awful 1st drive for Arkansas

simple seal
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21-0 after a blocked punt TD

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Game over lol

haughty moss
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It’s a wrap

dim kettle
dim kettle
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Yankees Stadium is basically The Trop North to the Rays at this point.

smoky fable
simple seal
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Rays woke up today and chose chaos

dim kettle
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Lowe did it again. Must have been told he’d get a PS5 if he helped win 100.

simple seal
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Man if Lowe stays this hot in the playoffs they have a good shot

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Last year he was shit in the playoffs lol

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Arozarena carried the load

dim kettle
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Big reason why the Rays couldn’t get to game 7 of the WS. Lowe didn’t show up

simple seal
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Yeah no insurance runs

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2/30 lol

dim kettle
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I'm guessing the other stadium is San Diego.

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Live by the short porch, die by the short porch.

haughty moss
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how bout those razorbacks

haughty moss
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cooked alright

smoky fable
rustic ore
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It’s hilarious to me just how hard the AP overrated Arkansas

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Like in what way did they show to be the 8th best team in the nation?

smoky fable
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And I think a PAC 12 team makes it this year. Finally

haughty moss
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Yeah #8 was pushing it, considering A&M barely got by Colorado just before then so I wasn’t surprised Arkansas got that W

robust grotto
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Yankees QueenKEKW

sweet tree
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felix is playing too good, ffs..

dim kettle
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I hope the Yanks realize this series with the Rays is suppose to be important. QueenKEKW

robust grotto
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Padres will fire Tingler after tmw game

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Jays already ahead big right now

dim kettle
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Boston and Toronto have easy games in theory.

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So, yikes, Yankees

robust grotto
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In theory yeah but we all know whacky stuff happens in sports

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Hopefully Seattle can find their way tonight and tmw

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I’m hoping for maximum chaos

dim kettle
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Boston can choke. But then you have the Mariners there too. This might as well be the self destruction of the Yanks this year.

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A very good chance of a wild game to get to the wild card game.

sweet tree
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coughing blood lol

robust grotto
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That would be wonderful

dim kettle
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Lowe with another homer

robust grotto
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Amazing

dim kettle
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God, you can hear thousands of Yank fans dying inside.

robust grotto
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Siren this is like the only thing we agree on hahaha

dim kettle
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“So this is what it’s like to be a Mets fan.” They say to themselves

robust grotto
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The season where they sold everyone ( the year the Cubs won ) was wonderful

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the radio stations were on suicide watch all summer it was glorious

dim kettle
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Now Yankee fans have 10 million reasons to hate the Rays.

robust grotto
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Yankees radio screaming for Cole to pitch tmw

dim kettle
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Franco is gonna be a mega superstar for Tampa or Montreal. (Whatever the fuck they go in 5 years time).

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Now Meadows with a 3 run dinger.

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12-2. Gotta love it.

robust grotto
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Wow they are absolutely stunned right now

dim kettle
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"We want Tampa" chants only get funnier with age.

simple seal
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Yankees getting murdered

dim kettle
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Everyone is just getting base hits now. Absolute self destruction by the Yanks.

robust grotto
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The schedule maker knew better hahah

dim kettle
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What a way though to get win 100. First time I ever saw one of my teams win 100.

robust grotto
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“ can you imagine how they feel in Boston, Seattle, and Toronto right now “

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Hahahahahaha

haughty moss
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rutgers always good for a scrimmage game

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14-0 just like that

dim kettle
robust grotto
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Yankee fans are so over dramatic

dim kettle
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They haven't seen the WS in 12 years. My Gawd, they've suffered so much

haughty moss
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lmao

dim kettle
short spindle
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Absolute snoozefest against Brighton

smoky fable
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Man yankees, what the hell happened

dim kettle
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Yankee fans when they keep seeing the Rays kick the shit out of them with less money than them:

unborn sandal
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same gif for Koeman

smoky fable
dim kettle
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Win 100 for the Rays.

simple seal
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Epic way to get the 100th win

dim kettle
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What a way to get win 100 for the first time ever in this franchise.

Beating the Yankees. ✔️
Beating the Yankees by double-digit runs ✔️✔️
Potentially costing the Yanks a wild card spot

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The Rays are literally the only team that drops Snell and Morton from the pitching rotation and somehow is better.

simple seal
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lmao yes

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Chaos watch still alive at least for a few hours

dim kettle
simple seal
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Barcelona is dead

unborn sandal
celest zephyr
simple seal
honest umbra
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what do we do now @sweet tree

sweet tree
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I have no idea

honest umbra
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man

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theres really no direction

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im lost

sweet tree
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laporta won't sack koeman, and the squad we've got I honestly don't see us competing for a title. so it's just gonna be like this for a while I guess, throwing out the season and start fresh next summer I guess.

honest umbra
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i dont mind rebuild

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but this team doesnt even look good

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and not getting CL, not going far in CL, not doing well in CDR or la liga could have huuuuuge implications

sweet tree
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I agree lol, a lot of youngsters just playing since we've got no other options. tho a few look alright but a big team wouldn't have these many teenagers starting in a big game like this. Idk, would just need to make signings next summer when we can

honest umbra
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its not like its week 25

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its before week 10

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you can put a new coach

sweet tree
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I think even with a new manager we would still lose games, the squad just isn't going to compete at all this szn.

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there might be better options in the summer if we wait, but yeah idk how the team goes from here

honest umbra
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yea but there is something about attitude

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after every conference is like "we wont compete for anything"

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"we suck"

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and then put out a blatantly awful lineup

sweet tree
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yeah, that's only koeman that says that tho

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don't think the players agree with that attitude

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honestly I dunno lol

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I thought the line up today was interesting, tho it didn't work out. Didn't really create anything besides a coutinho shot in the 2nd half, and oh boy was this defense terrible today. lots of gap behind pique and mingueza

honest umbra
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araujo was pretty bad today

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busi is honestly done lol

sweet tree
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yeah he was

honest umbra
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did you see him literally walking

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instead of tracking felix

sweet tree
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felix, lemar and suarez were cooking these guys. literally could've been more

honest umbra
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and off their bench came players like griezmann, correa, lodi, trippier

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literally everyone better than our squad

sweet tree
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not sure what laporta expected from us this szn when you look at the squad planning.

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hope we still get top 4, but it could get tough

honest umbra
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looks really, really tough

honest umbra
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Titans, Chiefs, Cowboys, Saints, Browns, Bears, Bills, Colts, Falcons, 49ers, Rams, Packers, Ravens, Bucs, Chargers

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@rustic mountain

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my picks for this week

dim kettle
rustic mountain
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Gracias

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Going to do these as soon as I get home

honest umbra
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take ya time

haughty moss
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yeah don't wanna see ND in the top 10 ever again

left shore
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I’m sad that I actually thought Arkansas and ole miss would have a decent outing

simple seal
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We smoking the Notre Dame pack

left shore
haughty moss
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Stanford sold smh

celest zephyr
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yes the mariners lost

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hopium is returning

honest umbra
celest zephyr
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yeah they lost to the angels 2-1

simple seal
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NOT AGAIN

honest umbra
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why do the mariners always give their fans hope..

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always..

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they better hope nats score here

simple seal
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That was yesterday

celest zephyr
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all i need is the redsox to lose

simple seal
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Their game starts in like 2 hours

celest zephyr
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well i mean they happen at 10pm

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lol

honest umbra
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oh

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they didtn lose today yet

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smh

celest zephyr
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ah you meant lost today? no

simple seal
celest zephyr
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jays won today though

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which is nice

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come on wsh

simple seal
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The last man you want to face there

honest umbra
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bos could not be in a worse spot there

dim kettle
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You don't need to worry about the Sox losing rn. The Yanks are doing a great job losing themselves.

honest umbra
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padres-giants tied 2-2 in the top of the 9th

celest zephyr
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i hope the mariners lose today

honest umbra
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1st and 2nd on 1 out

simple seal
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I'm a mad man

celest zephyr
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don't the yanks have to lose 3 in a row though

simple seal
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I want the 4 way tie

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Sac fly, 1-1 game

dim kettle
celest zephyr
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ah yeah true

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they got smoked today

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could be a 4 way tie

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who actually gets the spots in a 4 way tie

dim kettle
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The game today might as well have sucked the life out of the Yanks.

simple seal
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For the 4 way tie to happen rn:

Yankees lose tomorrow
Jays win tomorrow
Red Sox win 1 and lose 1
Mariners win both games

honest umbra
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thats possible innit

simple seal
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4 way tie is Red Sox @ Yankees and Mariners @ Jays

honest umbra
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do the rays even have anything to play for tomorrow though

simple seal
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Winners face in the WC game

celest zephyr
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i mean its nice to end with a win

simple seal
dim kettle
simple seal
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Cole is either playing tomorrow, on game 163, or on the WC game

celest zephyr
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it would be amazing if they blew their 3 game lead lol

snow ether
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Nl west looking like the nfc west

dim kettle
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Because Cole has definitely not struggled against the Rays bats this season.

honest umbra
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who wants to bet giants walk off in the 9th

simple seal
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AL East is just crazy lol

honest umbra
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with lamonte wade hitting the winning run

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ill bet anything

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he hits .500 in the 9th inning this year

celest zephyr
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what a division lol

honest umbra
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that mofo is the clutchest baseball player of all time

simple seal
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Wacha starts for the Rays tomorrow tho, so yeah who knows

snow ether
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Sf Giants are looking like the 2019 niners, came outta nowhere

dim kettle
simple seal
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Eh, 49ers was cause they got a mostly injury free season unlike 2018 lol

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2020 was again injury plenty

snow ether
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49ers were a rebuilding team coming into 2019, no one expected them to make the playoffs

dim kettle
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Um. people were projecting them to make the playoffs in 2018 before the injuries took over. So, it really wasn't a surprise.

snow ether
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Making the playoffs in 2018 tho? Eh

dim kettle
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Was a surprise they made it to the SB? Yeah, that was the surprising part.

honest umbra
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against packers?

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not a surprise at all

snow ether
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It was a surprise they were the 1 seed and were 13-3

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Also that packers demolition twice that szn Jesus

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That greenlaw play was just huge

dim kettle
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People were on the Jimmy G hype train as far back as 2017. People knew the Niners were a playoff contender if they stayed healthy.

honest umbra
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then what happened to jimmy g?

dim kettle
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People realized the dude was made out of glass and average at the very least.

snow ether
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If greenlaw didn’t make that tackle Seahawks would’ve won the division and the niners would be the 5th seed

celest zephyr
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ifs always happen lol

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if jimmy g doesn't overthrow a wide open reciever in the superbowl

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then the 49ers are back in it

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at the end of the day that's sports

snow ether
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I only mentioned the greenlaw play to mention the stakes lol

celest zephyr
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even with high stakes teams make mistakes

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shit happens

snow ether
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That was also the last game of the 100th nfl reg szn

dim kettle
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It's funny to think Superbowl 55 was basically Superbowl 54 if the team facing Mahomes actually scores when it matters most.

celest zephyr
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if the seahawks ran the football at the 1 yard line

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then they might have won back to back titles

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well also if they absolutely made mahomes' life a living hell

dim kettle
snow ether
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The problem with the niners this decade is not having an elite qb

celest zephyr
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mahomes was miserable out there

snow ether
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U can’t rely on jimmy or kap

celest zephyr
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that's why they got lance

snow ether
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Yup

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Alex smith would’ve won sb 54 for the niners imo but yeah

dim kettle
snow ether
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Well 2 decades ig

dim kettle
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Ever since Steve Young got murdered on the field.

snow ether
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This was after having Montana and young so it’s fine

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Jimmy and kap weren’t it

honest umbra
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so why have 49ers repeatedly turned down good qbs

snow ether
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As mobile as kap was he doesn’t know how to move within the pocket

honest umbra
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like rodgers and brady?

snow ether
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Brady was inexcusable

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I don’t think Rodgers was a great prospect back then idk

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But if niners took Rodgers back then they wouldn’t have gotten Patrick Willis and bowman

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A sb caliber defense

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Rodgers would’ve gotten hurt like Alex smith

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2000’s niners were just bad

dim kettle
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People forget how bad the Niners were in the mid to late 2000s. They drafted Alex Smith to sit on the bench for 3-4 years going in and out of games and the only guy on offense was Frank Gore.

honest umbra
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frank gore the legend

snow ether
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The only niners player immune to injuries

dim kettle
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Vernon Davis was a known headcase before Jim Harbaugh came.

snow ether
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Sb team if they didn’t play the legion of boom 😢

smoky fable
#

Stanford came back huh

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Let’s see some chaos for that 3rd and 4th playoff spot

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But it’ll still be Alabama and Georgia.

dim kettle
#

Remember Mike Singletary's press speech. "I want winners. I want people who want to win!" That was directed at Davis.

smoky fable
#

Yep I remember

dim kettle
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You don't say, lol

smoky fable
#

Nah, he was that bad

honest umbra
#

monster

dim kettle
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  1. That's all you need to know about him.
honest umbra
#

u want me to take a pic of murray tomorrow

smoky fable
#

Up to you

simple seal
#

Welp, Nationals just died in the 9th

dim kettle
#

You might need to stand though. The dude is tiny. RobinSmug

celest zephyr
#

rip my hope

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ofc they had to just shit the bed

smoky fable
#

No 4 way tie

celest zephyr
#

red sox have to split with tie

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they can still lose tmrw and tie

dim kettle
#

Reminder for the Jays to get help with the bullpen next time.

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Cost them a lot of games.

celest zephyr
#

or to stop losing in april

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its like the suns sure they made a nice run at the end but they didn't make it because they lost too much earlier on

simple seal
#

Yeah 4 way tie can happen if Red Sox lose tomorrow

honest umbra
#

padres up 1

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going into the bottom of 10th..

simple seal
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As long as Mariners win tonight that is

honest umbra
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come on padres be useful for once in ur life..

smoky fable
#

Man if Oregon loses….

simple seal
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Would there be a game 163 between Giants and Dodgers if they tie?

honest umbra
#

yes

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in SF

simple seal
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lmao

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I want it

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Maximum chaos

honest umbra
#

SF has to lose 2, dodgers win both

dim kettle
#

I can never have faith in the Mariners. They've been a comedy act since Moneyball.

honest umbra
#

SF down by 1 rn

simple seal
#

Would it also happen if Astros and White Sox tie? lol

smoky fable
honest umbra
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anything can happen

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we are facing burnes today though

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so im scared

smoky fable
#

Seems low

honest umbra
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well ive already conceded we will be in WC

simple seal
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Imagine 4 different game 163 on monday

honest umbra
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but there is a 1% chance of winning div

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so why not

dim kettle
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A White Sox Rays ALCS would be nice for me. That's all I want in these playoffs.

honest umbra
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dodgers have been down big in games last week

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came back to win all of them

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so i have hope

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t. turner had a GS yesterday

simple seal
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Giants too

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So much plot armor lol

dim kettle
simple seal
#

lmao

smoky fable
simple seal
#

Meanwhile 86/88 win Braves avoid all this shit

honest umbra
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since we lost kershaw, im assuming we go scherzer-buehler-urias-bp then scherzer again

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if we make playoffs

dim kettle
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I'm hoping the Sox take the 2nd seed in the AL. So I can say my teams are the 1st and 2nd seed in the playoffs.

simple seal
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Astros are looking rough

dim kettle
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White Sox have to face the Tigers and have been dominating them.

honest umbra
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anyone can win

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except astros

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they shouldnt be justified

dim kettle
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Imagine the Astros winning the WS without any sign of cheating. Probably create a giant salt mine.

smoky fable
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I kind of want to see the astros play the white Sox

simple seal
#

uh

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That is 100% happening

smoky fable
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That’s good

dim kettle
#

Bad matchup for the Sox. They have not played good against the Astros.

honest umbra
#

no

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its a good matchup

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astros suck

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trust me

smoky fable
simple seal
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Yeah they are either 2nd or 3rd seed

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Is homefield advantage what is not clear yet

dim kettle
#

I always get the feeling the White Sox aren't as good as people say they are. I don't trust the young players and bullpen to be clutch when it matters enough.

smoky fable
#

Oregon falls

dim kettle
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Also TLR is too stubborn and refuses to use the shift.

honest umbra
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1 one more out

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PLS

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this has happened too many times

wet onyx
#

do you guys think i should start dalvin cook?

honest umbra
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oh shit

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PADRES WIN

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anything can HAPPEN

smoky fable
honest umbra
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yup

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but if they can do it today

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why not tomorrow

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doesnt matter if dodgers dont beat burnes later today though

simple seal
honest umbra
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RUIZ

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MY BOY

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WITH THE CLUTCH WALK

dim kettle
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I'm telling you, Boston and the Yanks are some of the worst 90 win teams I've seen. lol

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The 2018 Rays look better than the 2021 Yankees and Red Sox.

honest umbra
dim kettle
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Dodgers are always a 100 win team. FranKEKer

honest umbra
#

not in 2018

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we sucked

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needed game 163 against the rox

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so do padres actually let tingler go

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or is heyman wrong once more?

simple seal
#

2 outs now oof

honest umbra
#

is this true @dim kettle

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that comment specifically, not the post

snow ether
#

Washington football team is a worse version of the browns

honest umbra
#

idk what to make of that statement

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like browns are decent, WFT are whatever

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so technically is true

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but just weird lol

snow ether
#

Chase young is an inferior version of myles Garrett

simple seal
#

Game 162 of 2011 was the craziest shit

snow ether
#

Heineken worse than baker

simple seal
snow ether
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Logan Thomas worse than Austin hooper

simple seal
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Not just the Rays, the Cardinals also took a playoff spot off the Braves on the last day

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And the Cardinals won the World Series

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Cause of course lol

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Devil magic

snow ether
honest umbra
simple seal
#

No one wants to face the Cardinals in a 1 game winner take all lol

dim kettle
simple seal
#

1996 Angels too

dim kettle
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I remember being so shocked that last day in 2011 season. So much shit happened you couldn't believe what you were seeing.

simple seal
#

Wait I got it wrong lol

dim kettle
#

The 2011 Braves also pissed me off. They really bungled the end of the 2011 season and I bet Ranger fans hate the Braves for that reason

simple seal
#

1995 Angels*

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Two 9 loss streaks almost back to back

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Lost extra game vs the Mariners

robust grotto
#

Let’s see if Mariners can win tonight

dim kettle
simple seal
#

On august 20th, 1995

honest umbra
#

dont u miss the california angels

simple seal
#

On october 2nd, 1995

dim kettle
#

Anaheim Angels were better.

simple seal
#

12-26

honest umbra
#

were?

simple seal
#

Best Angels era was 2002-2009

honest umbra
#

is it becuz they won a WS?

dim kettle
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It's not like the owner wants to acknowledged they still play in Anaheim and not LA.

dim kettle
honest umbra
#

unironic mickey mouse ring

simple seal
#

lol

dim kettle
smoky fable
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Are their playoff hopes officially dead?

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Or just virtually dead

dim kettle
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Still very alive. Except, these are the Mariners. They're more tragic and sad then a OP backstory.

smoky fable
#

At least OP stories can have a good ending

dim kettle
celest zephyr
dim kettle
snow ether
#

The NBA yonko: kd bron curry kawhi
Admirals: harden giannis ad

honest umbra
#

what about luka

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:/

snow ether
#

Worst gen

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Hasn’t gotten past kawhi yet

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Luka might be luffy lol

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If he has a better team around him he could be a future goat candidate

honest umbra
#

hes better than harden doe rn

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and even ad been injured

snow ether
#

I wouldn’t say that cuz harden still the same level as his mvp year

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He’s won mvp and made the wcf multiple times

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Took the kd warriors to 7 games

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Multiple scoring titles maybe 1 assist title

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Luka isn’t there yet

honest umbra
#

szn started tomorrow

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im taking luka

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thats it

snow ether
#

Well I’m taking harden lol

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Harden was the reason nets were the 2nd seed last szn even with kd and kyrie out a big part of the szn

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He beat the suns literally by himself in a game

celest zephyr
#

Nets Lakers to kick off preseason tomorrow

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nice

honest umbra
#

nobody big palying doe

celest zephyr
#

shame

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usually preseason got a couple big names playing for the first quarter just to get some views though

rustic ore
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Checking in on Urban Meyer….family man Urban Meyer https://t.co/ldsVB4Hpkd

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@thespinzone @morefootballplz @PatMcAfeeShow

smoky fable
#

Hope you aren’t down bad with Florida losing @rustic ore

rustic ore
#

I didn't even watch so I'm good

dim kettle
#

Can the Jags just fold the season already?

honest umbra
#

dodgers hit a HR against cy young leader burnes to lead 3-1 in the 1st

dim kettle
#

Justin Turner was it?

honest umbra
#

yup

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burnes ERA goes to 2.44

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from 2.29

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helping scherzer out who has a 2.46 and done for the szn

rustic ore
# dim kettle

I guess now we know why he's interested in the Trojans

celest zephyr
#

damnit the mariners are winning

celest zephyr
#

mariners up 3-1

dim kettle
#

LOLMARINERS

dim kettle
#

This Mariners game is just all drama.

honest umbra
dim kettle
#

Mariners win.

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About to be an interesting afternoon tomorrow.

celest zephyr
#

damnit

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it would be amazing to see the yankees not make the playoffs

simple seal
#

4 way (or 3 way) tie pls

rustic ore
simple seal
simple seal
#

The best Japanese league hitter's stats, won 11 championships along the way

haughty moss
#

@rustic mountain my b on late picks but

Titans, Chiefs, Cowboys, Saints, Browns, Lions, Bills, Colts, WFT, Seahawks, Rams, Packers, Ravens, Bucs, Raiders

dim kettle
sweet tree
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huh

#

@dim ledge is Milner playing as rightback

restive sundial
#

Yes

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Trent injured

dim ledge
#

Correct

sweet tree
#

seems like he played there for palace it seems

#

fair

restive sundial
#

Milner can play every position

dim ledge
#

Goated player

sweet tree
#

holy fuck

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Bernardo silva was insane there

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great save from alisson tho

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dias lol

dim ledge
#

Think that's a pen

sweet tree
#

it's outside the box I think

#

slight push I guess

dim ledge
#

Bad call by the ref

restive sundial
#

Nah that was soft

dim ledge
#

Well yeah but it's Foden

#

Man has the strength of a comatose infant

simple seal
#

Madrid in the mud

#

Lost 2-1 vs Espanyol lol

dim kettle
smoky fable
sweet tree
#

city been looking better this half

#

only had like 1 or 2 good chance tho

burnt cedar
#

Cancelo is brazy

dim ledge
#

My god we have been so bad this half

sweet tree
#

that ball from ederson was so nice

dim ledge
#

We were so lucky not to concede

#

Milner not cutting it at RB

sweet tree
#

I feel that

#

been letting players get past him a couple of times

#

alisson been big

dim ledge
#

He has indeed

#

Also milsy on a yellow now

#

100% will be forced to foul again

#

He's got to come off just so we're not down to 10

sweet tree
#

must be nice to have a keeper command his area well

#

don't think mane had a good game tbf

dim ledge
#

Agree

#

But in his defense

#

All forwards have had awful first touches

sweet tree
#

OH MY DAYS

#

SALAH warra run

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mane with a good finish

dim ledge
#

AGHHHHHH

#

LET'S GOOOOOOO

sweet tree
#

cancelo smoked

#

jeez

restive sundial
#

Epic goal

sweet tree
#

yeah good play

robust grotto
#

West Ham disappointed me today but we move on

sweet tree
#

brentford scored in the last minute iirc

#

too nice

robust grotto
#

Yes they did

#

Last 3 west ham PL games has had a 90 min winner

sweet tree
#

1-1, foden goal

dim ledge
#

Good goal from foden

restive sundial
#

Great goal

short spindle
#

2 week international break

sweet tree
#

I need it

short spindle
#

😕

#

My suffering continues with Bosnia

sweet tree
#

silva looks nice lol

dim ledge
#

He got ball there

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Milner has to go off

sweet tree
#

hes on a yellow right

dim ledge
#

Mhm

robust grotto
#

Slovakia here tho

sweet tree
#

salah is too good

#

bruh

dim ledge
#

MOHAMED

#

MOHAMED

#

MOHAMED

#

SALAAAAAAAAAAAH

sweet tree
#

so good lol

#

9 goals in 9 games I think

dim ledge
#

BEST IN THE WORLD BABY

#

OMFG

restive sundial
#

Yoooooooooooooooo

sweet tree
#

that's an incredible solo goal

#

killed 2 guys

#

and a bombazo

dim ledge
#

Holy shit dude

#

What a fucking goal

sweet tree
#

dude spun laporte

restive sundial
sweet tree
#

cold

dim ledge
#

Best forward in the world rn

sweet tree
#

warra game lol

dim ledge
#

What a game dude

sweet tree
#

KDB goal

#

PEP is going crazy lmao

dim ledge
#

Is that off?

sweet tree
#

uh

#

it deflected

dim ledge
#

Ye

restive sundial
#

What a gameeeeee

simple seal
#

Titans just converted a 3th and 21 with a screen pass and then a 25 yard run lol

smoky fable
#

Man City’s playing huh

simple seal
#

Yeah

dim kettle
#

Bears already scored.

sweet tree
#

lol

smoky fable
sweet tree
#

awful freekick

simple seal
#

lmao Pep

dim ledge
#

Meme player

#

Yeah pep is pissing himself

#

I s2g this fixture is his UCL final

restive sundial
#

Walker doing his impression of bruno pen

sweet tree
#

doesn't klopp have a better head to head record against pep iirc

dim ledge
#

I doubt it honestly

#

Maybe?

sweet tree
#

I think klopp was like the only manager that was better H2H vs pep iirc

dim ledge
#

If it's City Vs Liverpool alone yes

sweet tree
#

ah

dim ledge
#

If we include BVB Vs FCB no

restive sundial
#

No he's just lost the most to klopp

sweet tree
#

true in the Bundesliga Bayern did beat him a couple of times

restive sundial
#

Klopp doesn't have better h2h

sweet tree
#

I c

#

Bruh

dim ledge
#

Holy shit

sweet tree
#

BRUH

simple seal
#

What happened lol

robust grotto
#

Lol

sweet tree
#

ederson missed the ball

#

fabinho had an open net

dim ledge
#

Great block from Rodri to prevent fabinho goal

#

Was going for a low finish and rodri slides in

simple seal
#

I see

restive sundial
#

That was wild

dim kettle
#

Cowboys TD.

simple seal
#

FG Titans

dim ledge
#

uh oh

sweet tree
#

fair result good game

dim ledge
#

What a match yeah

#

What a fucking GOAL from mo

restive sundial
#

I swear man

sweet tree
#

salah might go for 50 goals all comps this szn

#

not sure what his highest tally was

#

think it was 17/18 szn I believe lol

smoky fable
#

What the hell was that

sweet tree
#

he had 44

#

damn

dim ledge
sweet tree
#

was he top 3 in the balon d or that that year

#

I dont recall

dim ledge
#

Dude is legit the best forward, or at least the best winger, itw at the moment

robust grotto
#

Bro omg the lions play

dim ledge
#

Yes he was

sweet tree
#

I think it was a world cup year

#

I see

dim ledge
#

Remember he was sitting there next to Ramos

#

At the awards

#

Lmao

sweet tree
#

ah yeah

#

lol

#

that was awks

simple seal
#

God

sweet tree
#

I never watch those ceremonies

simple seal
#

The Jets offense is such a sad sight

#

Making the Titans look like the 1985 Bears lmao

dim kettle
#

Happens when the Jets neglect that side of the ball for long.

#

Also Panthers TD.

simple seal
#

lmfaoooo

dim kettle
#

I think I'll call this play. The NutFumble.

simple seal
#

Yes QueenKEKW

smoky fable
simple seal
#

Titans center injured oof

dim kettle
#

Wow, it's as if Fields is best when you spread the receivers.

simple seal
#

And the OL doesnt leave him to die

dim kettle
#

God, the Chiefs defense is shit.

smoky fable
smoky fable
dim kettle
simple seal
#

Falcons vs WFT will do that

smoky fable
#

What if Nagy benches Fields for Dalton next week?

dim kettle
#

Vintage Numbskull Nagy than.

celest zephyr
#

huh vikings are up on the browns

simple seal
#

Giants miss a 35 yarder lol

dim kettle
#

Derp

simple seal
#

Henry doing all this drive

smoky fable
#

see an upset brewing with the panthers

simple seal
#

smh

#

Bad snap from the secondary center

#

Killed the drive

dim kettle
#

Dak using his legs.

smoky fable
simple seal
#

FG Titans

#

6-0

dim kettle
#

6 points feels like 21 when facing the Jets.

simple seal
#

Should be 14 honestly lol

dim kettle
#

Man, the Chiefs this year are just meh so far.

dim ledge
#

That goal today was his "weak foot"

simple seal
dim kettle
#

What Goofy George and Bean Counting' Ted should be asking Matt Nagy on Monday:

simple seal
#

Titans intercept the ball

#

lol

#

omg

dim kettle
#

Cowboys TD. 13-7.

simple seal
#

His target slipped and left the defender all alone to catch the ball

dim kettle
#

Meanwhile, the media is gonna blame Wilson for plays like that.

simple seal
#

Weak roughing the passer as usual

dim kettle
#

What a catch by Hill.

#

Cowboys really went for 2 and got it.

simple seal
#

Tannehill sacked smh

#

No receivers free will do that

smoky fable
#

not having Brown or Jones will do that

simple seal
#

9-0 Titans

dim kettle
#

Tannehill will score more points for the Jets than Wilson. Watch! lol

simple seal
#

Titans gonna win just kicking FGs every drive

#

lol

dim kettle
#

Kicker MVP.

simple seal
#

3/3 so far

celest zephyr
#

didn't realize gronk was injured that badly

robust grotto
#

I’m having an awful day

celest zephyr
#

still early on

dim kettle
#

Still 0-0 with the Saints and Giants.

celest zephyr
#

no game has even gone to half time yet

simple seal
#

Fat Randy

smoky fable
#

Ross sighting

#

TD giants

simple seal
#

Saints are an enigma to me

smoky fable
#

Daniel Jones is not playing too bad

robust grotto
#

DANNY

#

DIMES

#

DONT DERP ME SIREN YET YOU SON OF A GUN

#

it’s dime time

simple seal
#

Jets out there just trying long passes and praying they are caught

simple seal
#

lol

#

Finally they caught a pass and they almost fumbled it

dim kettle
#

Davis is a bum.

simple seal
#

And now the Titans do a 2020 with no pass defense whatsoever

#

Like, wide open, very sad

dim kettle
#

Hurts with a dumb pick.

#

Oh, of course the Chiefs DB drops it,

simple seal
#

Bruh another wide open pass and the Jets are almost on the red zone BegeTired

dim kettle
#

TD Jets. FranKEKer

simple seal
dim kettle
simple seal
#

Guess not having your top 2 receivers can hurt a little

celest zephyr
#

ooh angels mariners are at 3:10 pm

dim kettle
#

Eagles dropped a easy pass in the endzone. lol

#

What is this playcalling? Hurts knew pressure was coming the RB's way. "Let me throw it to him anyways"

simple seal
#

Titans punt...

dim ledge
#

now that footy is done and i had my breakfast its time for some redzone

dim kettle
#

Browns scored.

dim ledge
#

whatever happened to uh

#

hang on i got this

#

lol justin fields

celest zephyr
#

fields is playing?

dim kettle
#

Yes.