sports

[burnt cedar]

It might even have the amount of strikes I gotta check again

[celest zephyr]

Still doesn't look right

that is hilarious 😂

[restive sundial]

[bitter rover]

What!! Nooo how could u

Lmao thats awesome

[hasty basin]

Ikr

[burnt cedar]

@bitter rover @celest zephyr

[celest zephyr]

I had to, AKA!

[dim kettle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqJWCWFaWp4&ab_channel=MLB

[bitter rover]

Nice

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/enjyneer311/status/1425278171621072900?s=21

Noah Yates (@eNJYneer311)

Less than 5 min into #HardKnocks and we're halfway there

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Twitter · Aug 11, 2021, 2:09 AM

[sweet tree]

https://twitter.com/martynziegler/status/1425851057318645772?s=19

Martyn Ziegler (@martynziegler)

Exclusive: UEFA to launch proposals next month for salary cap - and luxury tax for clubs who breach it - to replace FFP: https://t.co/kVRdsqLTz0

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Twitter · Aug 12, 2021, 4:05 PM

long overdue idea, but also luxury tax would be so pointless for teams like PSG & City who wouldn't be affected by paying extra...

[silk notch]

I mean yall got auba just hope he gets back into form lol

[burnt cedar]

Auba gonna be playing touchline winger

Running up and down the wing marking the full back

[unborn sandal]

This timeline

[smoky fable]

https://fxtwitter.com/Ihartitz/status/1425879156630425600

Better off with Colt McCoy than Jones

Thanks Gettleman

Five point vids in perpetual pain

[dim kettle]

That's a vintage Famous Jameis play right there.

I see Danny Derps is getting serious about getting into the culinary business.

[smoky fable]

Could say that about a lot of terrible qbs actually

Too many

[dim kettle]

Should just play the derp music in the bg.

[smoky fable]

Would fit him well

[regal mortar]

i hate the mets

[robust grotto]

I LOVE the mets

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/cam_newtonfan69-gif-21233923

Almost time

[dim kettle]

https://fxtwitter.com/SoxOn35th/status/1425956976324907027?s=20

Holy crap. the feels.

[smoky fable]

Something happen?

Oh preseason

[haughty moss]

Yep

[robust grotto]

Not one player on the white Sox grew a curly mustache

Much shame

[honest umbra]

did u grow a curly mustache?

[sweet tree]

prem & la liga back tomorrow

had a feeling it was gonna be Saturday

[robust grotto]

I can ! My mustache naturally grows curly

also I pray the NHL doesn’t get inspired by this and send the Rangers to Alaska

[dim kettle]

Alaska, eh...

[robust grotto]

it’s going to happen now just because I’m asking them not to

Footy back tmw, let’s goooo

[honest umbra]

lets gooooo

[robust grotto]

What’s the LaLiga opener ?

[sweet tree]

valencia getafe, prem is arsenal and brentford

bayern plays too

[honest umbra]

we supporting brentford?

[sweet tree]

maybe

[robust grotto]

good looks Mala ! I’ll try to catch both

B E A M E R

[dim kettle]

JOSE MVP!

https://fxtwitter.com/SoxShowdown/status/1425966802773872641?s=20

[robust grotto]

Bro

The girl behind home plate w the mask on her chin looks like she doesn’t want to be there

LMAO

[vast plover]

anana sor

[simple seal]

This division man

Then the O's

[vast plover]

ananızı sikeyim zaten hiç biriniz türkçe anlamıyorsunuz oruspu çocukları sizi :D

[robust grotto]

Blast off

[dim kettle]

Eloy, my man!

[dim kettle]

Now the Sox are turning this into a dinger fest.

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/SoxOn35th/status/1425991559728795650?s=20

Sox On 35th (@SoxOn35th)

Peak baseball sky moment

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Twitter · Aug 13, 2021, 1:24 AM

[robust grotto]

That’s awesome

[celest zephyr]

real perty

[dim kettle]

https://fxtwitter.com/SoxOn35th/status/1425998825035112454?s=20

This was called a ball. We're getting closer and closer to robo Umps.

[robust grotto]

Crazy game

[dim kettle]

Liam choked.

Been doing that lately.

TIMMY!

LFG

[robust grotto]

Crazy game

[dim kettle]

What a fucking way to end this magical night!

[robust grotto]

Potential playoff matchup ?

[dim kettle]

I hope not for my sake lol. The Sox don't do good against the Yanks this year. Besides the game in Iowa.

Which they almost blew, mind you.

[regal mortar]

The MLB marketing team when a charismatic African American hits the game winning home run in a nationally televised game:

https://tenor.com/view/byson-yes-gif-21730475

[dim kettle]

Like the MLB marketing team actually knows how to promote their young players.

[regal mortar]

lmfao true

[dim ledge]

I think I did ok

Heavily LFC but bench options

[marble osprey]

If any of you want to join Zoro fans FPL league:

https://fantasy.premierleague.com/leagues/auto-join/ibsih7

[burnt cedar]

Might be the best news I’ve heard all season https://twitter.com/david_ornstein/status/1426150622030618624?s=21

David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein)

🚨 Arsenal captain Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang + fellow striker Alexandre Lacazette are both unwell & therefore will not be available for their side’s opening game of the new Premier League season at Brentford tonight @TheAthleticUK #AFC #BrentfordFC #BREARS https://t.co/RFFL2fWNPH

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Twitter · Aug 13, 2021, 11:56 AM

Hopefully Balogun starts

@sweet tree @honest umbra he’s teased playing for USMNT as he was born there

He’s honestly the same level as Saka

[dim ledge]

I joined

[restive sundial]

Lmaoooooo

[burnt cedar]

When it’s Willian false 9

[restive sundial]

Yeah

Nketiah is also injured

Only other striker is folarin

[dim ledge]

I believe in Saka and Watkins

[burnt cedar]

Saka really shouldn’t even be playing

Minimal break

No pre season

Running him into the ground

[dim ledge]

Yeah but worth having nonetheless

Only issue w my non draft is I've not a single city player

[burnt cedar]

Could see arsenal playing 5 atb if Saka doesn’t play

But I think he does play lw

Saka Balogun Pepe

[restive sundial]

Oh I forgot Martinelli can also play
But farteta dislikes him
Idk if he'll start

[sweet tree]

odegaard wants to leave madrid lol, seems like ancelotti doesn't count in him

[sweet tree]

also I dont really root for the US men's team lol

I just live here, I'm from El Salvador which is who I go for

[burnt cedar]

Ah mb

Balogun can play for England USA and Nigeria so he’s got his options open

Best for you if he doesn’t pick USA

[sweet tree]

has he debuted for the first team

[restive sundial]

In europa

Scored on his debut in fact

But it's europa and was some group stage game

[burnt cedar]

And then never got a chance again

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/flapanthers/status/1426182122939817988?s=21

Florida Panthers (@FlaPanthers)

Welcome to South Florida, Jumbo 😎

We’ve signed Joe Thornton to a one-year contract!!

📝 » https://t.co/ppifauKoIJ

Twitter · Aug 13, 2021, 2:01 PM

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/skysportsnews/status/1426188543190355978?s=21

Sky Sports News (@SkySportsNews)

BREAKING: Jannik Vestergaard completes medical at Leicester ahead of proposed £15m move from Southampton

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Twitter · Aug 13, 2021, 2:27 PM

[restive sundial]

Yoo balogun pl debut

Neat

And sambi starting

Nice

[robust grotto]

winning today?

[restive sundial]

Yes

[robust grotto]

Those fans

😍😍😍😍

Footy is back ❤️❤️❤️

[native sonnet]

What game is it?

[restive sundial]

Arsenal Brentford

First game of 21/22 premier league season

[sweet tree]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-arsenal-pepe-arsenal-pépé-arsenalpepe-gif-14811948

[restive sundial]

[robust grotto]

Are they chanting “Arsenal get battered everywhere they go” ? LMAO

[native sonnet]

Let's go Brentford

[hasty basin]

BRENTFOROD

[sweet tree]

jeez

[native sonnet]

Haha let's goo

[restive sundial]

Damnnn out of nowhere

[native sonnet]

That was a good header and goal.

[robust grotto]

BRUUUUUH

[hasty basin]

Wow

First goal this season

In the prem

[sweet tree]

strong strike lol, should've maybe let it go for a corner that clearance wasn't too good

[native sonnet]

I thought it had gone out honestly

[hasty basin]

That was close

What is arsenal's defence doing

[sweet tree]

they getting cooked

that was a nice turn, finish wasn't good

[native sonnet]

This is peak Arsenal performance rn.

[robust grotto]

Ben White !!

[hasty basin]

Arsenal fans are

Laughing at arsenal

[native sonnet]

Who isn't

[honest umbra]

LETS GO BRENTFORD

what is Arsenal doing though

[native sonnet]

Being Arsenal

[honest umbra]

also what is a balogun?

why is saka not playing?

[restive sundial]

Aaargh Smith rowe

Saka getting a deserved rest

Balogun is an academy player
Making his debut

[sweet tree]

damn

[robust grotto]

Bruh

[native sonnet]

That was terrible from Arsenal

[robust grotto]

Arsenals next PL games are Chelsea followed by City

[sweet tree]

Leno was taken out so easily, lol that was awful from the defenders as well for not getting to it

[robust grotto]

Arteta donezo

[restive sundial]

That was shambolic

[burnt cedar]

Arsenalllllllll

[sweet tree]

could maybe be a foul on Leno, tho not sure why he didn't get off him

[native sonnet]

It could have been but honestly that was just terrible defending.

[robust grotto]

smh this was tough to watch at time s

[restive sundial]

What a play and what a save

[honest umbra]

Brentford are GOATed it seems

should prob challenge for the title

[restive sundial]

Lol

[native sonnet]

Brentford are top of the league

[robust grotto]

no lies detected

[native sonnet]

Undefeated season incoming

[robust grotto]

[native sonnet]

No faith

[robust grotto]

Lmaooo I don’t unfortunately. You got me

Bruh. They have to worry about Lukaku next

[native sonnet]

Don't worry Arsenal is in peak performance already.

[robust grotto]

I’m not worried 😂

but I’m in no position to make fun of any club ever. Sucks for Arsenal fans, they’re in a never ending rut at the moment

[robust grotto]

LMAO I’m going to Mets / Dodgers on Sunday actually

[dim kettle]

So you can see the Mets blow a 5 run lead in the 8th or 9th in person.

[robust grotto]

Excited to see two billion in action

hahah yeah or a classic 1-0 loss, very fun

[dim kettle]

There's never a in-between with da Mets.

[honest umbra]

Dodgers don’t win games by 1 run

have the worst record in the league in 1 run games

so that wouldn’t happen

plus it’s scherzer he always at least gives up 1 home run

[outer tartan]

💀

2-0

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/SteveGelbs/status/1426281334507462660?s=20

Steve Gelbs (@SteveGelbs)

Bad news on Jacob deGrom. While Luis Rojas says that he is improving, deGrom will be shutdown from throwing for another two weeks. At that point, he will get more imaging.

The earliest deGrom could return now is mid-September, but his season is clearly very much in jeopardy.

Twitter · Aug 13, 2021, 8:35 PM

[honest umbra]

def not gonna be ready

if they make the playoffs

[robust grotto]

They won’t so it’s all good

[robust grotto]

So you’re saying I’ll see a 2-0 game

https://twitter.com/statmandave/status/1426288305570734086?s=21

Statman Dave (@StatmanDave)

Ben White won just 50% of his aerial duels & 43% of his ground duels in his competitive Arsenal debut.

A rough first day at the office. 🗒

Twitter · Aug 13, 2021, 9:03 PM

[honest umbra]

was never worth his price tag

[robust grotto]

think he misses Lewis Dunk ?

[burnt cedar]

He’s gonna be sold for 15m in 2 years

Guys got nothing special about him

Poor guy I don’t blame him for his price tag but he’s not good

Known for his passing yet the only pass he made was the exact passes Mustafi made

[sweet tree]

Mari was much worse lol

[burnt cedar]

He’s a bum anyway

[robust grotto]

Def, players don’t control their price tags

[burnt cedar]

Got no expectations for him

Saliba Gabriel is our best pair ones injured the others banished

[sweet tree]

has saliba ever gotten a match for arsenal?

[burnt cedar]

Played half a friendly two years ago

Played alright

[sweet tree]

damn

[burnt cedar]

Then we never see him again

[sweet tree]

2 years on loan

[burnt cedar]

Not even 2 years

1 and a half

[sweet tree]

ah

[burnt cedar]

The first 6 months we just refused to playing him?

[robust grotto]

that’s insane

[burnt cedar]

Didn’t register him for Europa

And in the prem under 21s don’t need to be registered

Yet he still didn’t play

Then in January he got loaned out

This year we got told he’d get a chance in pre season

Before our first game he was already at Marseille

Arteta just doesn’t like him

[sweet tree]

that's unfortunate

[burnt cedar]

Arteta also has the worst talent ID I’ve seen

So if he turns away a player just know he’s good

If he had his way we’d be playing Ramsdale today

35m

Ben White and Mari vs Lukaku next week gonna be good

[robust grotto]

Arteta is a great example of just because he was a good player, doesn’t mean he’ll be a coach

[burnt cedar]

Good player is being nice too

I think Lukaku will dominate us next week but overall I think he’s gonna flop this season

[honest umbra]

ajay is it me or was it in my head that arsenal had a fairly decent squad last szn

but this starting 11 was yikes

[burnt cedar]

It was okay

Should have got top 4

This year we’ve spent 100m and got worse

[honest umbra]

there had to have been a better defender out there

[burnt cedar]

Yes

He’s out on loan

Mari was also a dodgy signing

Edu is friends with a super agent

Mari is a client

So is Neto

Who were linked with

Your backup keeper

[honest umbra]

neto would be good

for y'all

but is leno your problem rn

[robust grotto]

The one thing I noticed today was they had a tough time playing thru the middle

[burnt cedar]

Leno is just okay

Nothing special plus he wants to leave

[honest umbra]

it seems defense and to an extent, your mids

[burnt cedar]

What’s funny about this is we had the 3rd best defence in the prem last year

Cause we parked the bus every game and had no attack

[sweet tree]

ESR looked good today that's about it I guess

[honest umbra]

shoulda just kept emi then but i heard some arguments on reddit that emi was never amazing till that little form he had and they sold high on him

[echo rock]

Arsenal should get deleted

[burnt cedar]

Now arteta is attacking he is lost

[honest umbra]

wrong team to attack with today

need auba, saka, laca

[burnt cedar]

That’s true but I think he rushed and left which I don’t blame him

[honest umbra]

but it was brentford...

[burnt cedar]

2 injured Saka no pre season

[honest umbra]

yea its unfortunate

[burnt cedar]

Honestly the attack we had tonight was good we just don’t have a coach who can utilise them

Pepe forced to play outwide on the touch line

When really we need a rb to drag full backs out for him so he can cut in

[honest umbra]

second goal should have never stood

[burnt cedar]

Pepe is literally a budget robben

[honest umbra]

but leno didnt really even protest

[burnt cedar]

Yet we use him nothing like robben

Balogun and Martinelli both are our best talents but they have no protection from a coach who doesn’t know how to use youth

[burnt cedar]

Only bright spot

[honest umbra]

been rating ESR

he will be amazing

but this squad looks yikes

[burnt cedar]

Took arteta 4 months to figure this out

When some of us were screaming from matchday 1 last year

[honest umbra]

could use gendouzi

[burnt cedar]

Also gone

[honest umbra]

ik

[burnt cedar]

Willock gone when we need a goal scoring midfielder

Xhaka Elneny Lokonga

Lokonga looks good

The other 2

I’d give away for free

Also Brentford are better than Leeds

[honest umbra]

xhaka seems like hes gonna stay

brentford looked good

read the article, crazy data driven

[burnt cedar]

They were unlucky in the playoffs for 3 years

Toney will get 15 goals

[honest umbra]

want both leeds & brentford to do well

[burnt cedar]

Meh dislike Leeds

Fans too arrogant for a club that’s won nothing

[honest umbra]

bielsa is cool

[burnt cedar]

And spent 20 years in the championship

[burnt cedar]

Wish he wasn’t there

[honest umbra]

yea but i admire them for recognizing they can be shit but theyre still gonna score goals despite it

[robust grotto]

I’m a little iffy on Leeds too tbh. Once Bamford had that lull it seemed they were scratching their heads

[burnt cedar]

Also from people I know Leeds is a scummy city so it turns me off

[burnt cedar]

Raphinha is really good

Will get a move next year I think

[robust grotto]

dude he was AWESOME last season

Was my favorite player for them, him Dallas, Ayling was decent, ofc Phillips

Their GK is nice too

[burnt cedar]

Yeah the keeper is really good

Better than lloris

[robust grotto]

Meslier

LMAO no comment

[burnt cedar]

Ayling former youth player at arsenal

Happy when I see our guys who didn’t make it here have good careers

[robust grotto]

Yeah?

[burnt cedar]

Brentford had two guys who didn’t play today from us but they’ll be a big part of the season

Dasilva and Thompson

[burnt cedar]

You’d want all youth players to succeed at the club but it’s not the reality

To see some struggle through the lower leagues and then make it to the prem

Crazy story

Not everyone is lucky enough

[robust grotto]

ofc, that’s just sports bro. I get that 100%

My anger when WHU dropped Diangana last summer was high. It happens in hockey all the time too, just doesn’t work for everyone

[burnt cedar]

Damn Grady

[honest umbra]

brentford is literally a lot of danes

[burnt cedar]

Is he still there

[honest umbra]

which is kewl

[burnt cedar]

Owner owns a club there

They just swap players

[honest umbra]

it would be funny if brentford itself didnt have many danes lol

[burnt cedar]

Another thing I saw was the current Brentford manager was the Danish under 17 manager 10 years ago

So a lot of the players they have now

He’s known them for over 10 years

[robust grotto]

Nah we sold him to WBA

but good kid, hope he kills it in the chip

[burnt cedar]

You had a Portuguese guy you sold to Watford

Quina I think

Really good

Could see him a lot this season

[robust grotto]

Bro the story behind him is wild

[burnt cedar]

What’s the story

[robust grotto]

He legit drove to Watford training ground on deadline day and begged to be signed

Not that wild, but still lol you don’t hear about that

[honest umbra]

could i do that and get signed?

[robust grotto]

Worth a shot lmao

[burnt cedar]

Odemwingie lol

Begged qpr to sign him

And they never did

[honest umbra]

his name was odemwingie?

[burnt cedar]

Big striker

https://youtu.be/XufOXia_NyU

[burnt cedar]

When you said crazy West Ham stories it reminded me of this https://www.generation95.com/the-crazy-story-of-savio-nsereko-including-the-faking-of-his-own-kidnapping/

[robust grotto]

Bruh wtf did I just read

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1426295515180847104

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

Specifically: It’s a 2022 6th round pick going to the #Jaguars for Schobert. https://t.co/tdDHY7MSx7

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Twitter · Aug 13, 2021, 9:32 PM

[smoky fable]

Looks like schobert didn’t fit with the jags

https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1426303159928975362

Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport)

Jalen Suggs will miss the remainder of summer league due to a left thumb sprain

Twitter · Aug 13, 2021, 10:02 PM

[celest zephyr]

tough

[honest umbra]

thats tuff

[smoky fable]

thanks dennis

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/AmyDashTV/status/1426301369229709321

Amy Dash (@AmyDashTV)

Breaking: Human Trafficking unit is reportedly heading up subpoenas on Deshaun Watson case per @MarkBermanFox26 . This is something I discussed early on in this case on @OddCoupleFSR @Chris_Broussard @RobParkerFS1 . If true, theres possibility of trafficking/prostitution charges

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Twitter · Aug 13, 2021, 9:55 PM

https://tenor.com/view/pardon-me-excuse-me-what-gif-13129930

[honest umbra]

where are lindor and baez? @robust grotto @regal mortar

[left shore]

Yeah I was wondering the same thing lol

[honest umbra]

theyre both injured it seems

lindor since ASG, baez put on IL today

didnt even know that lol

[left shore]

Mets pitcher has already thrown 42 pitches

[left shore]

Ahh

[honest umbra]

yea one thing dodgers hitters do

even if they dont score is tire out pitchers lol

they like to have 8-9 pitch battles

[left shore]

this guy said lindor out since June.

[left shore]

He’ll be out in 3 more innings oof

[honest umbra]

next inning will be crucial to him

trea, muncy, smith up

they like waiting and taking

[left shore]

Dodgers too op

[honest umbra]

depends on the day

will score 8 or 1

though i am a bit less scared of the mets than i initially thought becuz lindor/baez

[left shore]

They showing lindor running and jumping. Why tf he’s not playing

[honest umbra]

running and jumping can be done

even with different injuries

[left shore]

I don’t want lindor to play for the Mets.

Broke ass Cleveland franchise .

[honest umbra]

lmao

too good to stay in cleveland

[left shore]

All of the fan base knew that Limdor won’t be resigned. Why wait till the last moment to trade him?

Also damn I’m shocked the stadium is full in NY

[honest umbra]

contending mets always have a full stadium

[left shore]

No with Covid and everything but it’s a good sign

[honest umbra]

oh yea..

that hasnt been a thing in a while

lol

[robust grotto]

Both injured @honest umbra

Haven’t had Lindor in at least a month. Baez hurt his hip ( I think ) last week after a swing

and yeah, we’re a joke but the Mets def have one of those most loyal and passionate fan bases in the league

My bad just noticed you already answered it lmaooo. Damn, forgot it’s really been that long without Lindor… deGrom too tbh

[honest umbra]

all good

still like fan perspectives

what are the cubs doing?

[dim kettle]

They blew it up.

Embracing the tank too late

[honest umbra]

they should at least have some pride lol

[dim kettle]

Oh there’s pride in Chicago…
On the South Side

[regal mortar]

Hurt

Only the padres know how to beat the dodgers it seems

[honest umbra]

nah

u can beat us

u just kinda idk get them on a day they just dont wanna do nothing

[simple seal]

Just take them to the 10th inning

Easy W

[left shore]

Binging jomboy again

https://youtu.be/I9GhWESi36I mad max 💀

[robust grotto]

Mets have a very hard time stringing hits together

[regal mortar]

Story of the year

[dim kettle]

https://fxtwitter.com/raysbaseball/status/1426349296534921220?s=21

[robust grotto]

It’s really bad

@regal mortar just dreadful really. Idk the stats but feels like no one wastes more RISP than NYM

[honest umbra]

urias not having his best night

but no run scored

and its hot af

so ill take it

[robust grotto]

bro it’s beyond muggy tonight

horrible weather here, 9 at night and still 90 degrees out

[honest umbra]

better than rained out games in philly

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/giraffeneckmarc/status/1426345318719934464?s=21

Marc Luino (@GiraffeNeckMarc)

I can not wrap my head around the idea that the Mets threw out a lineup tonight that included both Pillar & Almora, neither of which playing CF

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Twitter · Aug 14, 2021, 12:49 AM

[dim kettle]

HAHAHAHAHAH! Kiermaier just got an Inside-the-park home run.

[honest umbra]

from the rays?

[dim kettle]

Yes.

https://fxtwitter.com/BallyRays/status/1426362654789152771?s=20

[honest umbra]

roberts is so dumb

lmao

why did he throw in a reliever who has been in no intense situations this year

actual dumb ass manager

legit treinen has given up 0 runs in like 3 months

and he keeps him in the pen

[robust grotto]

Yoooooo

[dim kettle]

2019 playoff flashbacks.

[robust grotto]

nice

[honest umbra]

god i hate roberts so much man

legit cant praise him for anything

[dim kettle]

Other than at least he's not Mattingly.

[honest umbra]

i would actually take mattingly over him

i at least remember mattingly decisions

ive never liked a single roberts decision ever

he cares too much about players feelings

problem is mattingly had nowhere near the talent roberts teams have

[dim kettle]

Mattingly at best is a good "development manager" As for Roberts. I can't blame you. I pretty much have the same feelings with La Russa this year.

The day he learns about the shift; the better.

And now Dave Roberts is trending on Twitter. The LOLZ I get from this.

https://fxtwitter.com/_therealdrose/status/1426368563581841410?s=20

[honest umbra]

why arent mets taking out castro here! he got the first 2 outs but just gave up a hit

roberts took out graterol, why wont the mets??

maybe because hes not a dumbass

[dim kettle]

Also those Mets black jerseys are so good.

[smoky fable]

It’s been 5 years, and the same issues are still there.

[honest umbra]

you cant fire a manager who gets to the WS

and postseason

which is always in spite of him

so you'll hear it for another 5-10 years

[dim kettle]

Pretty much the same with Jon Cooper with the Lightning. Even with 2 cups now I still don't know if Cooper is good or he's being carried by talent.

[smoky fable]

Was that the reason why they got swept by the Blue Jackets?

Don’t know why

[dim kettle]

I adjusted my ass on my couch more than Cooper did that series.

[fair skiff]

Rampage is so good

[dim kettle]

Yeah, saw Christian won the Impact championship. Didn’t think I’d ever see that again.

OMG, how do you get picked off like that?

LOLMETS

[fair skiff]

Fuego just got signed to aew

[honest umbra]

treinen gave up 0 runs in 1.1 IP

im so not surprised

[fair skiff]

And sting is fighting tonight for the first time in 20 years on tnt

And Cena said dean ambrose's name and referenced cm punk on his promo Tonight

[dim kettle]

Only Cena could get away with that.

And Orton probably.

[fair skiff]

Maybe styles

But still a tornado tag match and a women's champ match tonight

Wait I think next week is the tornado tag

Just the women champ match

[dim kettle]

So much for bunting.

[fair skiff]

Holy shit

Even tho red velvet is supposed to be the face in this match she got boed so hard

Cause Brit is from Pittsburgh

[dim kettle]

Some asshole at the Mets game with a laser pointer.

[honest umbra]

mets fans actually using laser on hitter eyes

[dim kettle]

Pathetic.

[smoky fable]

hope that fan's thrown out

[fair skiff]

Great fucking show for a debut

[honest umbra]

idk how much money id put on alonso walking off jansen

but like a lot of money

nvm he struck him out in 3 pitches

i woulda have lost my money

[dim kettle]

The Mets only wish they had the Rays magical powers with walkoffs.

[honest umbra]

dodgers are 1-12 in extras this szn

pete alonso walked off the nats yesterday

i think dodgers need the magical powers more than anyone

[dim kettle]

Well, Dodgers got the lead.

[honest umbra]

yea

but uceta is coming up

2 run lead is nowhere enough

[honest umbra]

dodgers actually won with jansen getting 6 outs...

i am stunned

[dim kettle]

Only in Met Land.

[dim ledge]

This fucking game

Wow

[honest umbra]

Pogba has many assists in 54 mins this szn than he did combined all last sZn

3 spectacular passes

[burnt cedar]

Bruno hat trick

[robust grotto]

Bruh

United

that ball to Greenwood was just filthy

Bro AGAIN

[celest zephyr]

Khabib is gonna go for soccer/football 😂

[sweet tree]

pogba is so nice

[robust grotto]

United are lethal

[dim ledge]

Do united have the best mid in the prem?

Probably

I mean as a whole btw* not an individual

But that argument can be made

[restive sundial]

What

City still better in my opinion

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/sinow/status/1426336413813989388?s=21

Sports Illustrated (@SInow)

Chris Davis will be 51-years-old when the Orioles stop paying him 💰

Breakdown:

-Receives $23M in 2022
-Receives $9.16M from 2023-2025
-Receives $3.5M from 2026-2032
-Receives $1.4M from 2033 until 2037

(via @Spotrac)

Retweets

190

Likes

1078

Twitter · Aug 14, 2021, 12:14 AM

[dim ledge]

Fine opinion

[fair skiff]

6 days till all in

Punk gonna show up

[native sonnet]

Damn Leeds got stomped.

[robust grotto]

United were ruthless

[native sonnet]

Poor leeds

[restive sundial]

Like united have Pogba and bruno of course who are excellent
But they also have fred and mctominay
City overall better for me

[dim ledge]

JOTA BAY BEE

PORQUE NAO PORTUGAL

🇵🇹 🇵🇹 🇵🇹 🇵🇹

[sweet tree]

that new bundesliga scoreboard looks cool

[dim kettle]

An important reminder for that dumb ass Matt Nagy. Justin Fields could have at least done what Andy Dalton just did.

[dim ledge]

SIIIIIIII SENOOOOOOR

🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🇧🇷

[sweet tree]

bobby

si señor

[dim ledge]

MOOOOOOOOOO

WHAT A GOAL

🇪🇬 🇪🇬 🇪🇬 🇪🇬 🇪🇬 🇪🇬

[sweet tree]

nice finish

[dim ledge]

Lethal player

[atomic hound]

Liverpool wins ❤️

Bobby scores salah scores , our strikers are in good form

And alisson save was unreal

[dim ledge]

Salah is the best forward in the prem full stop

Any other take is merely opinion and a wrong one at that

Tsimi had a great first half but started looking shaky second. Ill allow it, first real prem game

Otherwise looked good, just some defensive slip ups

Ali save was silly. Hockey shit, 3 in a row

[atomic hound]

Yeah the crosses were good at first half

And I believe Jurgen was right we don't need transfers. We have a good squad

[dim ledge]

Nah

We do need transfers unfortunately

Ill say this

If we so have limited funds, I'd rather resign our starting 11

But that doesn't negate our need for transfers

On that note, I'd be happy with just a CM or a striker/CF

[atomic hound]

But we need space we already have competition for midfielder

[dim ledge]

Ox should be sold

He was absolutely abhorrent today

[atomic hound]

Yeah

[dim ledge]

Iirc Shaq is slated to go

[atomic hound]

Keita could be good this decision

[dim ledge]

Mhm

[atomic hound]

He does not get chance I hope he will be good, cause we spend a lot of money on him

[dim ledge]

He looked sharp today so

[atomic hound]

Waiting for home match , fans return to anfield ❤️

[dim ledge]

I was gonna say, if we make only one more I'd rather a scoring striker/cf than a mid. Even though I think we need both, our depth in mid is better and has more variety especially w the new lads from the youth

[atomic hound]

I guess we need strike we can't rely on origri and shaki or minamino for a miracle goal

Do you prefer jota over firmino on starting 11 or firmino over jota ?

[dim ledge]

Origi should go, shaq wants to go, Minamino deserves another chance so I want him to stay

And, it's dependent

Firmino I'd say

But Jota is fine too

6/10 Firmino for me

[restive sundial]

Messi not in the squad?

Hmm guess he wasn't registered in time

[jolly swallow]

link for the psg game @here

[dim kettle]

https://fxtwitter.com/NFL/status/1426621970498658304?s=20

[smoky fable]

Think it's safe to say he'll start sooner than later.

[dim kettle]

IDK why I get so annoyed with this. Maybe it's because they're the Bears and they make me not want to watch football whenever they're on

Or because Fields was my QB for so long with the Buckeyes.

Or both.

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/justin-fields-bear-down-fields-qb1-arturasfanclub-gif-21379800

[sweet tree]

he only had like 2 training sessions I think, him neymar and ramos aren't playing

[restive sundial]

Ah I see

[unborn sandal]

Ah, the beautiful game https://streamable.com/kdvvn2

[burnt cedar]

https://twitter.com/millar_colin/status/1426633445258768385?s=21

Colin Millar (@Millar_Colin)

Barcelona released a statement today to confirm that Memphis Depay and Eric Garcia were registered with authorities. La Liga subsequently release a statement to deny this is true and the player's situation is still being reviewed. Just one day of normal Barca etc. https://t.co/j72umNU8vR

Twitter · Aug 14, 2021, 7:54 PM

[restive sundial]

[sweet tree]

dkm

hopefully they're available before tomorrow's match

[left shore]

Stanning Justin Fields

[left shore]

20 days till osu football is back

[dim kettle]

Yep.

[left shore]

Oregon first?

[dim kettle]

Gonna be honest. I haven't even gotten to evaluate College Football this year yet.

[rustic ore]

https://youtu.be/BTYU6AhOT3Q

He started out a bit rocky but got my comfortable as it went out

Definitely flashed with both his arm and his legs

[left shore]

It is hard though. Big 3 got new QB.

[left shore]

🐐

[dim kettle]

He needs to start day one. You drafted a QB high in the first round. You need to know if he's the dude or not as soon as possible.

[rustic ore]

Yup

But leave it to the Bears to do something dumb and pointlessly start Dalton at the beginning

[dim kettle]

I swear I had people here saying that Rookies QBs need to sit and learn not too long ago

[rustic ore]

Some do, others don’t

[dim kettle]

It's like Lance. He needs to start too. Jimmy G has shown he's not the guy. If he was, he would've won the SB a few years ago when the defense started to bend.

[rustic ore]

https://youtu.be/Ivixg7nHKx8

Lock for MVP 😤

[haughty moss]

Vikings stink lol

[smoky fable]

safety made a mistake

and corner got beat.

Probably should have committed a PI

[rustic ore]

I know, was making a joke

[dim kettle]

Now Denver will think Lock has “potential” for a game then Lock throws 3 picks the next.

[haughty moss]

most likely yeah

[rustic ore]

Pat Surtain II with a pick 6 for Denver

[dim kettle]

The Bucs game is gonna be on soon. I'm curious how Kyle Trask is gonna play.

[rustic ore]

Same

Especially since the field is gonna be wet

Hope no one gets hurts

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2021/08/14/neville-gallimore-out-4-6-weeks-with-a-dislocated-elbow/

Ouch

[dim kettle]

Must be Cowboy Football already.

[rustic ore]

Teddy B is in for Denver

Nice applause for Teddy in Minny

Classy

[smoky fable]

Both teams should be happy

[smoky fable]

Cowboys had a lot of injuries yesterday

[rustic ore]

Not sure Minny is gonna be too happy about that

[smoky fable]

Meant the bears and Broncos

Should have clarified

[rustic ore]

Ah

Fair

[dim kettle]

Imagine going to a pre season game just to see your team's ass getting kicked. It's like you doubled your time wasted.

[rustic ore]

I would hope the only reason you're going to a preseason game is because you want to see how good your depth is

[smoky fable]

Who are you looking at for the Bucs? @rustic ore

[smoky fable]

Only reason too. And the rookies

[rustic ore]

Mainly our 1st 4 picks

[smoky fable]

Is there anyone being held out?

[rustic ore]

So Tryon the OLB, Trask the QB, Hainsey the G/C, and Darden the WR

[dim kettle]

I haven't paid much attention to the Vikings offseason. But what exactly has changed for the Vikings? They're still the same flawed secondary and still have Kid Cousins as QB. Another 7-8 win season awaits.

[smoky fable]

True. Wonder how they’ll play.

[smoky fable]

They paid for a washed up corner in Peterson

[dim kettle]

That will fix shit in Viking land. Yes, sir.

[rustic ore]

I'm not sure if anyone is being held out, but depending on the field condition I think they might consider holding Brady out for safety reasons

[smoky fable]

Makes sense

No point in getting anyone hurt

[rustic ore]

It just rained down here for like the past hour and right now it's a very light drizzle

[dim kettle]

I swear if Brady get's hurt early this year, I might as well wait for Lightning hockey.

[rustic ore]

But that still means the field will be wet

Also it's gonna be hot as hell at the beginning so cramping might be a thing

Guys are gonna need to stay hydrated

[dim kettle]

Good old RayJay humidity. And people wonder why the Bucs always wear white unis at home.

[smoky fable]

Always thought the white uniforms were for away?

[rustic ore]

They are but I'm pretty sure the hometeam gets to decide what unis to wear

And usually in the early Fall months we wear White at home because of the heat

[dim kettle]

They're "suppose" too. But it's always hot in that stadium. It used to be worse at old Tampa Stadium. The stands used to be made out of concrete.

[rustic ore]

Damn

[dim kettle]

And you know how hot concrete can get in the middle of Florida weather.

[rustic ore]

[dim kettle]

In the summer

[rustic ore]

Like sitting on a frying pan

[smoky fable]

Seems all too familiar

[dim kettle]

I can't walk to my mailbox barefoot without feeling like knifes in my feet.

[rustic ore]

City recently sent road crews to completely redo my neighborhood, switched out old gray roads for all black

[dim kettle]

[smoky fable]

You going to pay attention to anyone on the Bengals side? @rustic ore

[rustic ore]

Probably just Burrow and Chase

[dim kettle]

Yeah, the new unis.

[rustic ore]

For however long those 2 are out there

[dim kettle]

A good challenge is to see how many seconds Burrow has in the pocket before getting sacked.

Considering what happened to Mahomes in the SB. Have fun, Burrow.

[smoky fable]

Don't lengthen the rehab process man. His stint on the Bengals is already bad enough.

[dim kettle]

Be glad Burrow doesn't have to see Shaq Barrett for 60 minutes this year.

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/AdamHoge/status/1426647828932276226

Adam Hoge (@AdamHoge)

Justin Fields on the speed of the NFL game: “It was actually kind of slow to me to be honest.”

Likes

864

Twitter · Aug 14, 2021, 8:52 PM

Have fun with Donald.

[dim kettle]

Moments before disaster

[rustic ore]

Teddy with a TD pass against his former team

Great ball, good route

Looked like the CB just had a brain fart and didn't know what to do

[rustic ore]

You know what I have another Bengal to add to that, Thad Moss

Dude went undrafted last year cause of injuries and spent all year on IR for DC, then got waived earlier this year and signed by Cincy

Another former LSU player so he has that connection with Burrow and Chase

Be interested to see if he can make that roster

Hmm, think Minny just got robbed of a TD

They ruled that incomplete on 4th down but I think due to that lax TD rule change that should technically be a TD

Oh wow, I didn't even realize how many games were on today

Gonna see Zach Wilson, Jordan Love, and Trey Lance today as well

[smoky fable]

Thought Jaguars were playing today for some reason

[rustic ore]

They are

They're playing the Browns

In about 50 minutes

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-patrick-star-mr-krabs-thumbs-down-boo-gif-5292619

[smoky fable]

at least Chase is still playing?

[rustic ore]

Seems so

[smoky fable]

that should be fun

[honest umbra]

we want burrow

[rustic ore]

Lol, they just told Jags fans that instead of being able to watch the Jags game they have to watch Saints-Ravens instead

https://tenor.com/view/puffybear-puffy-cute-lol-happy-gif-12628636

[smoky fable]

damn

Really?

https://twitter.com/JordanRaanan/status/1426680182950215682

Jordan Raanan (@JordanRaanan)

Don't see rookie WR Kadarius Toney going through warmups in uniform. So pretty good bet he's not playing. #Giants

Twitter · Aug 14, 2021, 11:00 PM

[dim kettle]

https://fxtwitter.com/TheSASBurner/status/1426635692399108099?s=20

[smoky fable]

time for Trevor Lawrence's debut now

Here we go

Trevor Lawrence.

[robust grotto]

@dim kettle

[haughty moss]

Sacked on the first play lol

[dim kettle]

They don't call it Sacksonville for nothing.

[smoky fable]

More pressure now in the NFL. Browns dline seems good

[regal mortar]

lets go mets

f da dodgers

[celest zephyr]

https://twitter.com/nbaontnt/status/1426686851507707905?s=21

NBA on TNT (@NBAonTNT)

Bron x Brodie 👀

(via @KingJames)

Likes

531

Twitter · Aug 14, 2021, 11:27 PM

[smoky fable]

two of the most aggressive players in the NBA

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/joebucsfan/status/1426686495088381952?s=21

JoeBucsFan (@JoeBucsFan)

2nd Saints drive: Taysom Hill throws two bad balls in a row and the second is picked.

Twitter · Aug 14, 2021, 11:25 PM

[regal mortar]

isnt taysom hill starting week 1

[dim kettle]

Who knows

[rustic ore]

Open competition right now allegedly

Should be Jameis but 🤷‍♂️

AB should've caught that

Brady put it on the money

[smoky fable]

Brady is starting?

Surprised.

Not many qbs did

https://fxtwitter.com/_John_Shipley/status/1426690175824969729

[rustic ore]

Guessing he wants to shake off some rust from the surgery

[smoky fable]

makes sense

[dim kettle]

Ryan Griffin is still on the Bucs.

[regal mortar]

didnt michael thomas request a trade from the saints

[smoky fable]

he's available

[rustic ore]

LVD with the strip and recovery

Gabbert is in

So Brady in for only 1 series

[dim kettle]

Welcome back OJ

[rustic ore]

Juice getting loose

[dim kettle]

God, they’re making fun of Gabbert.

Superbowl champ!

[rustic ore]

Jameis with a good throw and catch for a 1st

[smoky fable]

Lawrence done for the night

[dim kettle]

Still very weird to have a Tyler Johnson on the Bucs

[honest umbra]

he isnt gonna find that much time a lot

[smoky fable]

Got sacked twice, so he probably knows.

[rustic ore]

Hudson with a great catch

Down at the 1-2

[dim kettle]

Hudson is always pre season mvp

If only he could block he’d be a good 4th option.

[simple seal]

Wacha starting for the Rays today, almost secured L lmao

Already 2-0 in the 1st

[rustic ore]

Vaughn with the TD

[dim kettle]

I think Vaughn is grateful there’s a preseason for him this year so he can really show what he can do

[smoky fable]

oh, I just remembered, but both of your teams play against the cardinals back to back. titans in week 1 and vikings week 2. @simple seal

At least they have a shot of winning one at least.

nice 1st down conversion there by wilson

[dim kettle]

And all 3 of those teams have the same chance of winning the SB this year.

[simple seal]

Titans won easy

Is preseason tho so w/e

[dim kettle]

Bucs and Titans are next week

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/damn-shookt-shocked-gif-5580082

[simple seal]

Vikings were awful meanwhile lol

Rays not getting another starter is gonna haunt them

You cant play this mofo in the playoffs

[honest umbra]

dodgers down to 2 starters, urias got put on IL today

everyone need SP

everyone injured

[simple seal]

Rays have the best bullpen to make up for it

And great fielding

[dim kettle]

A DFA will await Wacha. please

[simple seal]

But starter wise pretty weak

Which matters for playoffs a lot really

[dim kettle]

Nick Anderson will return soon. So there’s that.

[honest umbra]

anderson?

[dim kettle]

He’s our best closer.

[smoky fable]

Wilson's line has protected him well. But he's looked good.

[rustic ore]

_> remembers Game 6 of the WS last year

[dim kettle]

I definitely think the Rays have a smaller chance of making the WS this year.

[dim kettle]

I think that’s why he had surgery shortly after. I think something was wrong with him

[simple seal]

The whole playoffs he was pretty off

But yeah

Last year the Rays had 3 good starters for the playoffs

[dim kettle]

All I want is the Rays and White Sox ALCS.

[rustic ore]

I don't know why but I'm feeling more confident about their chances this year if they somehow get back

[simple seal]

Rn it would be a White Sox vs Astros ALDS

[dim kettle]

Anything can happen in baseball.

The Bengals keep fumbling the football

[rustic ore]

Love to see it

Hagan with the punch out and Britt with the recovery

Britt flying around a bit right now

Love to see it

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/theplayreaction/status/1426697217348415489?s=21

The Pl✌️y Reaction (@ThePlayReaction)

Gabbert sails everything. Do not understand the obsession of him by Licht and Arians.

Twitter · Aug 15, 2021, 12:08 AM

[rustic ore]

1st and 2nd team Ds with takeaways, love it

[dim kettle]

A Ryan Griffin sighting

[rustic ore]

Darden showing off the shiftiness

Just shook his defender out of his cleats for the 1st

[dim kettle]

It’s so weird seeing Griffin in these unis

[rustic ore]

For real

[dim kettle]

Tanner being a champ today

[rustic ore]

Preseason MVP

...Are you serious?

[dim kettle]

LOLCOW of the week

[rustic ore]

Bucs DB gets the INT and then instantly fumbles it back to Cincy

[rustic ore]

For real

Some 3 stooges shit

[dim kettle]

Soft call

[rustic ore]

BS roughing call

Just rewarding the QB for being short

https://fxtwitter.com/Saints/status/1426703564454387715 https://fxtwitter.com/Ravens/status/1426704049534115844

New year, same ole Jameis

[dim kettle]

FAMOUS JAMEIS BABY!

[smoky fable]

Lance goes 3 and out

got sacked twice by Jones

[honest umbra]

will smith breaks up tijuan walkers no hitter in the 7th

so clutch

now back to back hits

[rustic ore]

https://fxtwitter.com/TampaBayTre/status/1426710043685179394

This was called roughing the passer

[haughty moss]

https://fxtwitter.com/mysportsupdate/status/1426711995877838849?s=21

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/çrpik-kurdî-kurmancî-awesome-great-gif-16346310

Not half bad

[celest zephyr]

Well that’s a nice sight

[rustic ore]

https://fxtwitter.com/PFF/status/1426718047566450696

[dim kettle]

Thank god the Bucs got the refball game in preseason instead of the regular.

[smoky fable]

Probably doesn’t make the team

I forgot the guy is even on the team

[rustic ore]

Dude these refs are making me want to drink

Hot damn

[smoky fable]

Ryan griffin threw two ints? @rustic ore

[rustic ore]

Yup

Same kinda okay too

Threw it into double coverage both times on slant routes

[dim kettle]

Yeah. Same tip drill too. I think he’s on his way out

[rustic ore]

I mean the writing was on the walls back when they took Trask

Griffin will be cut and then re-signed to the PS

Even though he really just shouldn’t be in the league

Gosh damn those Bucs hats suck ass

Why are they gray?

[dim kettle]

The score rn should really be 9-6 rn. But the glories of refball

They’re also snapbacks. Cursed

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/ew-no-disgusted-sad-gif-12849616

[dim kettle]

I guess that wasn’t holding.

[smoky fable]

At least they don’t matter

[dim kettle]

You still hate to see professional refs being terrible at their job

[rustic ore]

Trask looked better that drive

Was trying to go deep a bit too much but

Also these fucking refs man

[dim kettle]

His receivers were dropping passes

[rustic ore]

Yup

That was a beautiful deep ball he had that should’ve been caught down the right sideline

Dropped that right in the guy’s bread basket and he dropped it

[dim kettle]

I think Trask should be playing with the second stringers.

[rustic ore]

Same

It’s pointless not giving him snaps with better weapons

[dim kettle]

If people like Miller were out there. The drive would still be going

[rustic ore]

Yup

[honest umbra]

the rams are playing the chargers?

[rustic ore]

Oh hey, pick 6

[dim kettle]

Also, where the hell did all this “Trask doesn’t have a strong arm” coming from? He was throwing that ball long.

[rustic ore]

This

1000 times that

[dim kettle]

Yeah

[rustic ore]

Trask with a pretty lob to Hudson to make it a 2 point game

[smoky fable]

Compared to other qbs?

Who knows

[rustic ore]

Don’t think arm strength is just how long you can throw it, it’s also how quick you can get the ball from point A to point B

Then again he did have some nicely timed completions tonight

[honest umbra]

is this herbert mvp season?

[smoky fable]

Not a chance

[honest umbra]

not even a single chance?

[smoky fable]

No

[honest umbra]

right right

[rustic ore]

I’d say Stafford has a better shot than Herbert does this year of getting MVP

Ultimately though it’ll probably be Mahomes

[honest umbra]

u think mahomies does well?

[rustic ore]

Can’t see why he wouldn’t with an improved O-line

[celest zephyr]

Nah Herbert wouldn’t

[honest umbra]

we? buc?

u a chiefs fan now?

i caught u

[rustic ore]

He dammit

[celest zephyr]

Buc has converted

[honest umbra]

we knew who u were really going for in the SB

converted to the andy reid way

[rustic ore]

[honest umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/kansas-city-chiefs-super-bowl-gif-16218302

[rustic ore]

Big Cheeseburger Energy

[dim kettle]

I'm sorry, Matthew Stafford needs to show me he's gonna be the real deal for me. Because to me, he's still a stat chaser.

[rustic ore]

44 baptized that Bengal player, hot damn

[honest umbra]

yea im not a big fan of baptization

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-easter-śmigus-dyngus-dyngus-day-throw-water-celebration-gif-16838652

[honest umbra]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uLIdRsu9Jg

did u see this? @rustic ore

drew MVP szn is a lock

[rustic ore]

I did, I enjoyed the salt that was produced in Minny today

[celest zephyr]

Lance also did something similar

Clearly he’s mvp also

[honest umbra]

commentator sounds so excited

[smoky fable]

Surprised you didn’t like minny

[dim kettle]

What are you talking about? Lock is always MVP... Of the trash can.

[honest umbra]

hey hes the second coming of elway

how dare you

[celest zephyr]

Maybe he can become NVP one day

[rustic ore]

I don’t have anything against Minny, I just find salt funny sometimes

[honest umbra]

the only MVP of trash can are the astros

[smoky fable]

Like MITCH

[honest umbra]

how did mitch win NVP again?

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/trubisky-mitch-trubisky-ratio-ratiod-nvp-gif-19987261

[celest zephyr]

People voted I think

[dim kettle]

Buffalo got real lucky getting the NVP.

[honest umbra]

how many ppl do u think watched it on nickelodeon?

[smoky fable]

Still can’t believe nickoledeon got stuck with a terrible game

[dim kettle]

Nick for some reason always has an obsession with the NFL.

[honest umbra]

nick football league

[rustic ore]

https://youtu.be/OVsTTM_Y-uw

[smoky fable]

FCC is on that man

[dim kettle]

I don't even think the FCC can do anything about that.

Only angry letters.

[honest umbra]

im not a big fan of angry letters

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/NFLonFOX/status/1426732682319327241?s=20

FOX Sports: NFL (@NFLonFOX)

Today's win by the @Ravens marks 18 preseason wins in a row.

Twitter · Aug 15, 2021, 2:29 AM

Do they get a trophy?

[honest umbra]

yea

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/participation-participation-trophy-participation-award-when-you-win-participation-when-you-win-a-participation-trophy-gif-12070471

[dim kettle]

I think Trask had some good pocket awareness and good touch passes tonight. For his first pro game. Pretty good.

[honest umbra]

kyle trask?

dodgers were 1-12 in extras before yesterday

they are now 3-12 as of today

mets lose in back to back extra games

they really are a special team

[dim kettle]

Key word. "Special"

[honest umbra]

yea i meant it in an insulting way

not their fault though, missing a lot of players

[rustic ore]

He needs to be allowed to play with dudes higher up in the depth chart

[honest umbra]

dbacks are 3 outs away from no hitting the padres and sweeping them..

couldnt happen to a better team

[rustic ore]

He’s honestly got a really pretty deep ball

[dim kettle]

I think Trask is gonna rise on the depth chart.

[honest umbra]

2 outs away

from the no hitter

please do this

DBACKS NO HIT THE PADRES

LETS GOOOOO

LMAOOOOOOO

it was the dudes first career start too

[smoky fable]

Former electrician Tyler Gilbert

[rustic ore]

https://fxtwitter.com/TorelloSports/status/1426727439745568771

Pain

[smoky fable]

Which receiver was that

Won’t make it with that

[rustic ore]

Think his name is Josh Pearson

And you're right his ass is getting cut anyways so who cares

[smoky fable]

Heartless but yeah, if he doesn’t play special teams. No

[rustic ore]

[hasty basin]

https://www.the-sun.com/sport/premier-league/3477599/gerd-muller-dead-bayern-munich-germany-tributes/

[sweet tree]

RIP 🙏

[unborn sandal]

He had Alzheimer's, he was gone much earlier. Now he can finally rest

[celest zephyr]

Happy kante happy world

[rustic ore]

@dim kettle So I read that apparently the reason Tryon got flagged was for putting "too much bodyweight" on the QB

Complete horseshit

https://fxtwitter.com/TampaBayTre/status/1426710043685179394

[dim kettle]

Okay, so next time, all Tryon has to do is go next to the QB and politely ask him to go down for him.

[rustic ore]

Maybe lay out a blanket and pillow as well