he's got more hair than Thibodeaux
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smoky fable
dim kettle
Yep, goaltender interference
celest zephyr
yeah that was for sure
dim kettle
I don’t understand what Kuznetsov was thinking there.
dim kettle
Yep, it’s looking like the Caps are getting another early exit out of here
We’re going from the Caps not getting pass the second round jokes to now not getting past the first round jokes
haughty moss
Didn’t they win like 2 years ago what happened
dim kettle
Yeah, and their punishment is not getting anywhere close to that now
celest zephyr
its been 2 straight almost 3 straight first round exits
dim kettle
I’ll never forget the Bolts choking game 6 and 7 against the Caps. That should’ve been our stanley cup appearance
dim kettle
what’s the issue for them
They just underperform when it matters.
haughty moss
ah okay
dim kettle
Imagine The Raptors against Lebron in the playoffs. Same kind of energy
Also, there goes my bracket. Fuck you, Caps
celest zephyr
steamed caps
celest zephyr
i voted for the bruins as much as it hurt
dim kettle
The Caps made a deal with the devil to get that cup. That must be the logical reason for why the Caps can't even sniff the second round now.
dim kettle
Saints, Caps, Cubs. Pretty much interchangeable.
Well, the Oilers are trying their best to choke this game away,
4-4 now after the Oilers had a 4-1 lead.
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dim kettle
rustic ore
Oilers and Jets looking like a good game from the score, 4-4 going into OT
smoky fable
Oilers and Jets looking like a good game from the score, 4-4 going into OT
it looks decent
Grizzlies came back
Thought the Jazz would blow them out
dim kettle
The Oilers are dead to me now.
Imagine being up 4-1 in the 3rd period only to shit it down your leg and lose in OT now down 3-0.
dim kettle
Yes, that's what it reminds me of. Choking hard against the Ducks in the same damn way. The difference is, I root for the Ducks, I don't the Jets.
smoky fable
the Jazz just absolutely choked away the first half
Even without Mitchell, that was pathetic
dim kettle
The Jazz choking when people actually have expectations for them? Never heard THAT before.
smoky fable
They shouldn't be choking to a team like this
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celest zephyr
memphis beating jazz
dusty locust
yall watch trae young go nuts?
celest zephyr
yes
celest zephyr
he can take over games and the knicks just don't have that guy
dusty locust
yea but burks did look like a monster
celest zephyr
he did
he's been playing well but idk if they can rely on him to beat guys like trae young in the clutch
the issue with the knicks is idk if they have the offence or the ability to just go toe to toe in an offensive shootout in the clutch against a team like the hawks
smoky fable
the issue with the knicks is idk if they have the offence or the ability to just...
Hawks might have too many weapons
6 point game
That was just sad
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1 point game
smart foul by Anderson to stop Bogdanovic from shooting a 3
Grizzlies up by 3
Grizzlies take game 1
native sonnet
Damn. Props to the Grizzlies taking game 1. Not even been that long since the play in either.
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dim ledge
Sticking with my England squad
Henderson
Shaw Stones Maguire TAA
Rice Henderson Foden Mount
Kane Rashford
Mings may also play CB, been unreal this season TBF
Trent is my prediction at RB but could also see walker in there TBF
Grealish, Greenwood, DCL, Watkins could all features
Don't hate this from spurs btw. Pure white is a good look for them
We could also see Harvey Barnes or Jadon Sancho feature but idts
burnt cedar
Mings is way too rash
Has made a lot of poor decisions this year
I’m convinced he’s only rated because he’s a left footed cb
Sancho has to start for England, the most creative player they have
If Grealish is fully fit then Sancho Kane Grealish
If not then foden can slot in lw but I’d like to see him in midfield
@dim ledge I know as a Liverpool fan you will disagree but I don’t think Henderson should start
Southgate himself is a trash coach so I don’t expect him to use him properly anyway
But the way he’s used at Liverpool I don’t think it suits how England should play
And I personally don’t think he can adapt his style to match that
I don’t see this England team as a team who can press like Liverpool
And i don’t think he can control the game or pick a out a final pass as well as others
The World Cup semi final he was really bad
Rice Foden Mount is what id go for
restive sundial
Henderson won't even be fully fit
burnt cedar
Id actually like to see Bellingham start
restive sundial
burnt cedar
He was really good for Dortmund
For some reason Southgate doesn’t realise there’s players outside England
Like Tomori has been good for AC Milan but I’m not sure he’d get called up
restive sundial
Southgate is a joker
dim ledge
Eh, I don't disagree because I'm a liverpool fan, I disagree because I think Henderson has massively improved since the last world cup and is a fantastic leader. Plus, there's no other defensive mid of any real quality on England after him and rice, imo.
honest umbra
Rays 10-0, Padres 9-1, Dodgers 9-1
Seems like there’s far more parity in the league this year
restive sundial
celest zephyr
https://twitter.com/tribjazz/status/1396688463286648840
Jazz players going at the medical staff rather than admitting that they played like shit
haughty moss
lmao
rustic ore
Has not been fun trying to defend against that dude the past decade, by all means let anyone take him out of the division
dim kettle
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smoky fable
Has not been fun trying to defend against that dude the past decade, by all mean...
Looks like they're trying to move on
smoky fable
https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/31503670/donovan-mitchell-angry-utah-jazz-la...
Reminds me of the Kawhi situation.
rustic ore
Looks like they're trying to move on
Saw it and am happy about it
smoky fable
smoky fable
Saw it and am happy about it
Where do you think he'll go? Niners, Patriots?
rustic ore
Tough call
Both of those teams have enough space to grab him for sure
Just don’t know if either will part with a 1 to make it happen given how much he’s getting paid
smoky fable
Just don’t know if either will part with a 1 to make it happen given how much he...
Think they'll still get a second
rustic ore
No doubt
rustic ore
And lucky for them this isn’t a DHop situation so a 2 would be completely fair imo
smoky fable
No doubt
I would actually give up a 1st if I'm a contender to be honest.
Yeah, Bill O Brien isn't running the falcons
celest zephyr
well D Hop was worth a first lol
rustic ore
Fair but at the same time you wouldn’t just be giving up a 1 for him, you’d be taking on his big ass contract
rustic ore
Indeed he was
celest zephyr
but someone would probably still do it
smoky fable
smoky fable
Fair but at the same time you wouldn’t just be giving up a 1 for him, you’d be t...
Still worth the money though. And he's younger than Julio too, and still in his prime. Cardinals basically swapped him with that horrible David Johnson contract.
celest zephyr
lmao
rustic ore
DHop yes is worth every penny, Cards got a steal of all steals in that trade
Julio though is gonna be turning 33 at the end of the season and has had bad injuries lately
And at the end of the day the best kind of ability in the NFL is availability so 
I don’t know
smoky fable
It's a risk
rustic ore
We’ll see what happens
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celest zephyr
antonio brown somehow managed to not blow up the bucs
smoky fable
We’ll see what happens
That is actually wild that he said this live on call.
celest zephyr
so anything can happen
smoky fable
antonio brown somehow managed to not blow up the bucs
Tom Brady helped big time. I know for sure that Arians wasn't a fan, but he tolerated him.
rustic ore
That is actually wild that he said this live on call.
I mean I think everyone knew he would be the odd man out for a while now, they can’t even afford to sign their draft class yet because of how screwed up their cap space is now
dim kettle
Me: Julio is gonna be gone from my division? Yes.
Get's traded to the Saints.
Me: FUCK!
dim kettle
IDK. Who exactly do they have as a second receiver?
But that cap, Yeah, not many will bite.
Maybe the Jets.
The Pats?
rustic ore
IDK. Who exactly do they have as a second receiver?
For NO?
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rustic ore
Cause it’s Tre’Quan Smith who is NO’s #2
dim kettle
Yeah, the Saints maybe fucked this year and I love it.
rustic ore
Same
smoky fable
Cause it’s Tre’Quan Smith who is NO’s #2
Yeah, it's him.
dim kettle
Show a Saints fan this to give them PTSD.
unreal socket
smoky fable
Show a Saints fan this to give them PTSD.
Just call Michael Thomas Slant Boy
dim kettle
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haughty moss
rustic ore
Seriously, NHL. Stop putting Leafs and Habs games on NHL Network!
If you need a link to watch that I got you
dim kettle
I don't do illegal streams. Even then, I shouldn't have to pirate playoff games in the first place.
rustic ore
But this is a discord primarily dedicated to a series about pirates so it’s okay 
dim kettle
Irony
rustic ore
Also it’s gonna be in good quality, come over to the dark side Shadow 
dim kettle
No!
smoky fable
I don't think he'll come over Buc.
celest zephyr
i wouldn't either if i lived in the us lol
at least for playoff games
man nba schedule is barren today
only 2 games
dim kettle
I used to pirate Ducks games but streams are always hit or miss kind of stuff. Also ads every 10 secs.
smoky fable
I used to pirate Ducks games but streams are always hit or miss kind of stuff. A...
ad blocker?
dim kettle
Like that does anything. Only makes the ads around the vid go away. Does nothing for pop ups.
smoky fable
only 2 games
three tomorrow
dim kettle
dim kettle
Wendle with a Grand Slam.
rustic ore
Hell of a way to start the first inning
dim kettle
simple seal
Gran Salami, you love to see it
celest zephyr
yeah nba extending the first round for some reason
celest zephyr
just realized that the leafs haven't won since before the moon landing
dim kettle
Yep, Steve Dangle made that joke before.
celest zephyr
tavares has an mcl injury what
dim kettle
Not only did he suffer a serious head injury. But sprained his MCL.
I didn't even know Corey Perry was a Hab until this series.
celest zephyr
been a Hab for the entire year
dim kettle
Yep. I realize that now. Kinda happens when you don't get to see them play for most of the season. Pandemic & all.
celest zephyr
Yeah its weird with divisions only playing each other
dim kettle
If it wasn't for Steve Dangle I wouldn't know jack about the Leafs rn.
celest zephyr
only watched a few leafs games close to the end of the regular season so i didn't know much before that either
dim kettle
celest zephyr
yeah makes sense
a lot of stuff like this happens for a long time before it becomes publically confirmed. Don't want talks to be publically disclosed before nothing has really happened
simple seal
Choi injured again 
dim kettle
Same knee too.
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Choi injured again <:Crydo:586275183032270849>
Damn, that sucks
simple seal
I saw that Vlad Jr homer coming from a mile away lmao
dim kettle
Just casually throw a meatball down the middle at Vlad.
simple seal
Jays pitching refuses to save a game lol
simple seal
Jays REFUSE to save again
If I was a Jays fan I would be so pissed lmao
10-7 Rays now
dim kettle
I'm not even watching the game anymore. I have the Bolts to give me stress later.
dim kettle
What a great football baseball game,
11th straight victory that ended in the 11th inning. The only thing that would've made this funnier is if the Rays scored 11 runs.
dim kettle
At least they have the Maple Leafs to disappoint them next. 
simple seal
lol
2 teams eliminated so far: the 2018 and 2019 Stanley Cup champs
Avs vs Vegas in round 2 is gonna be a fucking war
Unless the Wild pulls a miracle
dim kettle
Or the Avs are gonna beat them 4-1. Because hockey playoffs be like that sometimes.
dim kettle
If they stay healthy they're going to the Stanley Cup Finals.
And to think the Avs had that nuclear meltdown 4-5 years ago.
simple seal
Boston most likely will reach semifinals, cause Pens and Isles are killing each other lol
Preds have done an amazing series comeback too
Mostly thanks to their goalie
dim kettle
I'll be mad if the Canes don't make it past the first round. Hurricanes Man won't approve that.
dim kettle
simple seal
lol
Never forget the Oilers blew a 5-0 lead to the shitty Kings, then lost the series
With Gretzky on the team no less
simple seal
Yep
Blue Jays bullpen, May 20-24: 18.1 IP, 21 ER, 19 H, 17 BB + 3 unearned runs from men on 2nd in extras
honest umbra
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pVdaAoOZGM&ab_channel=SecretBaseSecretBase
What about when the Kings were down 3-0 twice and came back to beat the Sharks and Blackhawks with the Blackhawks win being in double OT to win the cup?
simple seal
Fucking Kings lol
honest umbra
The only trouble they didn’t have was the Stanley Cup itself when they beat the Rangers 4-1
honest umbra
But otherwise they played maximum games, all 7 games
simple seal
They won it 4-3
Literally next round, 0-3 series again
And they went to game 7
Sadly they lost
honest umbra
That was the Kings except they won it all
dim kettle
REVERSE SWEEP
honest umbra
I kinda wanted SC to go 7 too
Just so they would play 28
How much would your body break down
Alec Martinez GOATed
simple seal
NBA = 0
MLB = 1
NHL = 4
For reverse sweeps. NHL is just madness lol
honest umbra
A 3-1 is the best we can ask for in the NBA
dim kettle
I remember that 2014 Kings team. They were the last team that faced one of my favorite hockey players as a kid Teemu Selänne in the second round,
honest umbra
Which Lebron did against the best team ever
simple seal
NBA = 0
MLB = 1
NHL = 4
For reverse sweeps. NHL is just madness lol
This of course just in general
honest umbra
Was the MLB one red sox Yankees?
simple seal
Finals only 1
honest umbra
Or was that 3-1?
simple seal
It was 3-0 Yankees
dim kettle
Was the MLB one red sox Yankees?
Yep, reverse swept.
simple seal
And they destroyed the curse
honest umbra
When it happens it’s the biggest rivalry
simple seal
It was amazing really lol
dim kettle
The Yankees haven't been the same since. Yeah, they won a title in 09. But they've haven't been the same.
honest umbra
David Ortiz never has to do anything in Boston ever again
simple seal
Not even a fan of the Red Sox obliviously lol
dim kettle
Most of my family are Yankees fans.
simple seal
After that they swept the WS lol
honest umbra
DAVE ROBERTS
simple seal
8 Ws in a row
honest umbra
manager of the Dodgers
simple seal
And they killed the curse
dim kettle
You know Dodgers talent carries Roberts ass.
dim kettle
It's like the White Sox with La Russa rn.
simple seal
God, I forgot the 2017 Indians won 22 games in a row and more than 100 that season
tall temple
i watched some vid about him being out of touch with the unwritten rule incident with his team
tall temple
God, I forgot the 2017 Indians won 22 games in a row and more than 100 that seas...
they blew a 3-1 didn't they?
or was that a year before
simple seal
That was 2016 in the WS
dim kettle
God, I forgot the 2017 Indians won 22 games in a row and more than 100 that seas...
🎵 Die for the Indians🎵
honest umbra
I agree with that about the pitching
But Roberts has an amazing relationship and culture with the players
He’s nothing like La Russia
simple seal
TLR is an idiot
honest umbra
Don’t think a single player would bag on Roberts, he’s loved
And even then by the fans
dim kettle
Oh, far from La Russa's BS. But Roberts whether it's pitching or batting. He'd be average on any other team.
honest umbra
He’s just too nice and gives too many chances to players lol
simple seal
The fact he talks all high and mighty after he was caught drunk driving is so embarrassing
honest umbra
Yea I do think with probably any manager in the league, we would make the playoffs
Lol
We are 9-1 without Seager, Bellinger, Mckinstry and bunch of other players
But a liked manager is important to the culture
dim kettle
Andrew Friedman is a genius when it comes to talent making. Who happens to be the Rays former GM BTW.
dim kettle
I literally don't have to imagine the Rays if they actually spend money. I can just look at the Dodgers.
honest umbra
Well Dodgers crop is mostly farm players
dim kettle
Fuck You $tu!
honest umbra
Only two players they’ve spent money on are Betts and Bauer
dim kettle
Only two players they’ve spent money on are Betts and Bauer
Still way more than the Rays have spent in 10 years.
honest umbra
Muncy is a darkhorse MVP candidate and A’s didn’t want him, Mets didn’t want Turner and Seattle parted with Taylor
And yet they are the core of our team
dim kettle
Stu has only had the balls to spend on Longoria.
dim kettle
He took the Devil Rays and made them into a WS contender in one year.
He has a magic touch.
honest umbra
That’s really impressive, he Probably got told no many times on Ray’s
simple seal
Is not thet the Dodgers get players with money
honest umbra
He def Doesn’t get told no on the Dodgers
simple seal
The difference is that they can KEEP the good ones
dim kettle
Baseball needs a real salary cap in the worst ways possible.
dim kettle
Sorry, the competitive balance tax doesn't matter when the Yanks owner has no prob going over it.
dim kettle
https://twitter.com/BBurnsNHL/status/1396858836259061765?s=19
What? I hope Coop knows what he's doing.
Duclair is a still a thug for that slash on Kuch.
rustic ore
Better to end this tonight so we can give them time to rest before R2
dim kettle
You look at that Panthers team and I just feel like. It can't end with 4-1 series just like that, right?
To think I wasn't even born the last time the Rats won a playoff series.
dim kettle
After what happened on Saturday, I want the Bolts to humiliate them in front of their fans.
All 8 of them exact.
rustic ore
Potentially working in the Lightning’s favor is that Carolina and Tennessee are gonna head to at least a Game 6
So if Tampa can get the win tonight the better
dim kettle
virgin litter box vs Chad Stanley Cup Kingdom
rustic ore
Boy that is a bleak looking stadium
dim kettle
It's as bleak as the seats inside the arena most nights. 
tall temple
rustic ore
“Okay Draymond, we’re gonna need you to try and put the ball in the hoop now”
tall temple
insert clip of the dude at the gym shooting off a shooting rack and bricking every shot of the top of the backboard
smoky fable
https://twitter.com/TheHoopCentral/status/1396924486201450496
They spent 40 minutes talking about how bad he was scoring
simple seal
The Swagg Chain is amazing
smoky fable
“Okay Draymond, we’re gonna need you to try and put the ball **in** the hoop now...
I always joked that if Draymond made a 3, then the other team is going to lose the game.
tall temple
I always joked that if Draymond made a 3, then the other team is going to lose t...
I do that with mike scott
honest umbra
whos playing today @tall temple
tall temple
heat nuggets
honest umbra
the heat nuggets playing each other today?
honest umbra
who u got winning?
honest umbra
arent bucks home..
tall temple
nah
tall temple
wait are they?
honest umbra
they were higher seed
tall temple
thought game 1 was home court?
tall temple
ah yeah
honest umbra
6 and 7 are home
never has game 2 been away court
lol
it used to be 2-2-1-1-1
but switched to 2-3-2
tall temple
game 6 is home court
honest umbra
so do u switch ur pick to bucks
tall temple
it could go either way
honest umbra
Giannis really needs to learn how to make FTs if he’s gonna keep playing the same way he does
like Shaq sucked at FTs but he was giving u 32 15 and 3 still without em
tall temple
yeh
tall temple
imo they didn’t even play that good game 1 and almost won
well its not like the bucks didn't play bad either
honest umbra
oh they sucked too But still
tall temple
yeah 5/31 from three is not going to cut it
honest umbra
after last year, you gotta believe butler and the team believes they can win
tall temple
i had liked JB more than embiid on philly in 2018
honest umbra
butler was so good last year in playoffs becuz he figured out what he needed to do per game to win. He started relying way too much on 3’s which wasn’t his game last year
he destroyed the bucks and lakers down low last year driving and hitting tough shots
He need to stay on that
tall temple
yeah those threes are not it
honest umbra
he gotta leave that for hero and Duncan and dragic
his job is to assist or to bang inside and score
simple seal
but switched to 2-3-2
Oh it did?
smoky fable
drummond lakers era in a nutshell
sixers benefit from the lakers with Dwight
honest umbra
For finals only I guess
I don’t think Dwight would have played against Suns if we played them last year
Or at least not too much time
smoky fable
I don't know, they were pretty content in rolling out drummond a lot this game
honest umbra
They’re a bit too confident in his ability
smoky fable
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honest umbra
undeserved
jingles >>>
ok now im going to clippers vs mavs on tuesday and lakers vs suns on thursday
lets see what game will be more fun
celest zephyr
clarkson not shocked
ofc after the pp was good
it sucked and didn't get a shot off
haughty moss
Giannis nice start so far
celest zephyr
rough start for miami
man this is amazing
19-4 WOW
dedmon with 5 points wow
29-10
1-1 PIT NYI
dim kettle
The Bolts score a minute in.
haughty moss
sheesh miami getting killed
celest zephyr
miami getting destroyed
dim kettle
I love seeing Miami humiliated.
honest umbra
was it just a fairy tale last year?
smoky fable
they were in disney world
46 points in the first quarter
damn
10/16 from 3 for the Bucks
They could not miss
dim kettle
The Magic fan in me is laughing at this maniacally.
smoky fable
The Magic fan in me is laughing at this maniacally. <:QueenKEKW:7027060112989880...
were the Heat that much of a rival to the magic?
dim kettle
More like a little brother complex.
smoky fable
ah
celest zephyr
nylander scores yes
smoky fable
nylander scores yes
Your maple leafs are up 1 as well.
dim kettle
Refball is happening again with Tampa.
celest zephyr
yep
celest zephyr
LOL
celest zephyr
nooooo
honest umbra
and hit the most insane 2 pt shot EVER
celest zephyr
a bench guy for the bucks
honest umbra
o this game over over
honest umbra
id keep giannis on the bench
celest zephyr
lol
honest umbra
nvm i guess
celest zephyr
Your maple leafs are up 1 as well.
thanks a lot lol
man the leafs winning two faceoffs for goals
smoky fable
Well this game is over.
honest umbra
what do we do now?
dim kettle
The Panthers are fucking thugs, man.
smoky fable
You think the Blazers take game 2, or the Nuggets bounce back? Odds seem to favor the latter. @proud coyote
smoky fable
The Panthers are fucking thugs, man.
they're still doing it?
dim kettle
Literally ran Colton's head into the board.
smoky fable
that seems dirty
celest zephyr
blazers take game 2
smoky fable
celest zephyr
toronto living on the pp
celest zephyr
powerplay
honest umbra
the powerplay
celest zephyr
man faceoff almost costing the canadiens again
haughty moss
lmaooo
proud coyote
You think the Blazers take game 2, or the Nuggets bounce back? Odds seem to fav...
probably them but only if MPJ shoots well
that's basically their main shot with all those injuries
rustic ore
1-0 Lightning after one period
If I heard correctly FL is starting a rookie at Goalie?
If so, kid ain't playing half bad right now
smoky fable
That's what I was thinking as well.
dim kettle
If so, kid ain't playing half bad right now
Well, that's also because the Bolts keep passing instead of shooting.
rustic ore
Somehow, someway I'm sure Phil Esposito is close to bursting a blood vessel asking the Lightning to shoot
celest zephyr
lmao yeah
still 22 sog
wow panthers with a ton of shots also
tbf spencer knight is apparently a pretty good prospect
dim kettle
Dude, the refball is insane rn. They're getting all the powerplay time.
celest zephyr
lol
rustic ore
Never change Phil
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tall temple
@honest umbra well looks like the bucks are winning like i predicted
honest umbra
u always predict right, xrz
oh no chuck guaranteed a bucks sweep of miami
miami coming back to win this
tall temple
u always predict right, xrz
No
celest zephyr
man pittsburgh's goalie isnt doing too well
proud coyote
wtf is happening 
honest umbra
what happened
tall temple
LUL
celest zephyr
fla ties
smoky fable
wtf is happening <:LUL:321931602655707136>
Oh yeah, I didn't get a chance to ask, but do you want the Niners to try to trade for Julio?
smoky fable
I figured that would be your response.
proud coyote
the contract is fine
smoky fable
age and injury
proud coyote
if you trade for him you pay
15m
11m
11m
tall temple
Not too bad
proud coyote
since the falcons shoulder the cost
celest zephyr
still quite a bit for a guy with his injury history and age
proud coyote
but he's probably gonna be out 50% of the time
hamstring injuries get worse as you age
and he's a huge physical receiver
celest zephyr
yeah the issue is availability
dim kettle
proud coyote
it's too far gone
honest umbra
how is the city gonna lose 3 teams
proud coyote
hard feuding with the city and county boards
haughty moss
messed up fr lol but yeah def gon happen
honest umbra
never seen more diehard fans than raiders
proud coyote
san francisco is as well, it just has money flowing in
dim kettle
Oakland is too fucked up at this point to hold sports teams clearly.
rustic ore
I expect Las Vegas
First Vegas takes their football team, and then their baseball team
proud coyote
good riddance lol
dim kettle
The Athletics are like MLB's traveling circus. From Philly, to Kansas City, to Oakland, to whatever now.
celest zephyr
having an actual goalie is amazing
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proud coyote
Does tree watch basketball?
dim kettle
Does tree watch basketball?
Eh, he's indifferent towards it.
dim kettle
Tree pretty much has the same complaints I have with basketball the last 6-8 years
celest zephyr
he has almost 9 minutes
honest umbra
what happened to him?
haughty moss
Does Jimmy know this is the playoffs
honest umbra
he injured or our of the rotation?
rustic ore
2-1 Panthers 
celest zephyr
yeah
lightning have a good chance to close this series out
need to
before the panthers get some momentum
rustic ore
Getting late for me so I'm gonna call it early, hoping for a TBL W though. Have a great night y'all
honest umbra
have a good night, buc
haughty moss
later man
celest zephyr
also the lightning struggling to beat a 20 year old goalie yikes
tall temple
https://twitter.com/_laxned/status/1397006642663804928?s=20
JT straight up told him he a bubble plkayer
saw a clip today
its crazy
haughty moss
JT straight up told him he a bubble plkayer
man listen I didn't believe it but ye they some frauds lool
celest zephyr
penguins really getting trapped lol
haughty moss
*want to
celest zephyr
lol
haughty moss
yeah this game over bring on blazers/nuggets
dim kettle
celest zephyr
yeah it is
serokin is a cold man
wpg scoresd
tampa bay with the chance to sweep down 1-3
really going to lose against a 20 year old goalie
dim kettle
Meh, happens sometimes.
dim kettle
They're not gonna go down easily. I know that.
dim kettle
The Pens lost? oof.
celest zephyr
denver early lead
smoky fable
https://twitter.com/UrinatingTree/status/1397021841018007554?s=20
Good ole Yinzer rage
Jokic starting off strong
celest zephyr
nuggets rolling
honest umbra
mpj is a shooter
tall temple
seen them blow this lead b4
celest zephyr
wpg man 2 powerplays in a row given up
celest zephyr
jokic man
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celest zephyr
man breaks after quarters / periods are so long
somehow 3 games are on and they are all on break
dim kettle
They feel long. Playoffs does that to you.
celest zephyr
yeah
dim kettle
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celest zephyr
same
dim kettle
I wish they'd just let fans go to games in Canada already. Watching these Jet home games makes my eyes burn with all that white.
dim kettle
Awful turnover. You don't want to give McDavid all that time to shoot.
celest zephyr
jets giving the oilers too many shots
dim kettle
Bad turnover by the Oilers result in a Jets score.
dim kettle
You know this game is the game of Who could shoot themselves in the foot the least.
dim ledge
despite the fact that the series is 0-3, yeah
dim kettle
You need to keep that mediocrity at net in Alberta after all.
dim kettle
despite the fact that the series is 0-3, yeah
Well, to be honest, the Oilers are nothing but McDavid, Draisaitl, and a bunch of castoffs and meh prospects.
celest zephyr
the oilers have no depth
dim ledge
dude
their payroll is fucking insulting
take away connor and leon and what they pay some players is fucking eye gouging
celest zephyr
lmao
dim kettle
Chiarelli was a bad GM. We know.
celest zephyr
have to pay guys to stay so they can pretend they are forming a team around their stars
dim kettle
I still don't know what he saw in Kris Russell.
dim kettle
It's 2 year contract it's meh. I think Holland is hoping he progresses to be a good defense man.
But they're paying Nugent-Hopkins 6 million which I remember vomiting at that contract.
He's likely fucking off after these playoffs.
celest zephyr
yeah no idea
he seems to be fine but not worth paying 6 mill
man the refs
jokic is a superstar
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Excuses, Cooper. Your team didn't show up for 2 periods. Refball can't change that.
celest zephyr
yeah not showing up can't be blamed on the refs
dim kettle
I also love how one game suddenly makes you a superstar. Sorry, Spencer Knight, there's such things as smoke & mirrors
dim kettle
Reminds me of Taylor Heinicke against the Bucs. The dude has one game and people think he's hot shit for 5 minutes.
celest zephyr
lmao yeah
got to wait for him to do it for longer
just a cool moment otherwise
facu got cj a little heated
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celest zephyr
jokic got hit in his leg off of that
relieved it was nothing for him
would suck if he got hurt off of something that dumb
dim kettle
would suck if he got hurt off of something that dumb
Sounds like the NBA playoffs to me.
And Wheeler is hurt. Going to the locker room.
celest zephyr
flagrant huh
dim kettle
I'm just waiting for the Oilers to lose in the stupidest way possible.
Well, off to OT.
celest zephyr
OT seems like a great way for it to be the team who shoots itself in the foot last to lose
25-8 shot difference in this game
kinda silly
18-1 so far in P2
min super lucky to be in the lead after p2
they got outplayed
22-1 final shot advantage
dim ledge
@dim kettle im still recovering from the PLD trade
dim kettle
Yeah, imagine having Luc Dubois
dim kettle
3OTs.
dim kettle
Jets win. Going to the second round.
ilers
restive sundial
Lol what's their group
proud coyote
it has to be just for the two friendlies, right?
dim ledge
No idea. Not sure of the "reasons" either
God I'm so ready for euros
Hope to wake up to a TAA call up
...or do I
restive sundial
All the best
gloomy meadow
My club is finished
https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1397138083435450370?s=19
burnt cedar
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celest zephyr
the oilers got swept lol
austere raven
England squad actually has so much talent
dim kettle
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dim ledge
Honestly can see them playing Trent at RB and putting Walker at CB again
restive sundial
Eww
celest zephyr
cutting jimmy garoppolo doesn't feel right
like idk if starting trey lance or mullens day 1 would go well
dim kettle
https://twitter.com/RaysBaseball/status/1397230360799420419
#FuckYou$tu
celest zephyr
lmao five points wearing a tom wilson jersey next week this'll be good
they 100% did it for pr reasons
even though idk why they'd even tell the social media managers to post this
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fallen lion
hello
restive sundial
Hullo
hazy jacinth
yoyo
celest zephyr
just realized how hard lebron flopped against phoenix
wow that man just acted like cp3 ripped his arm out or something like that
rustic ore
Well the man is in Hollywood now, flexing his acting chops
haughty moss
just realized how hard lebron flopped against phoenix
celest zephyr
lmaooo
simple seal
James so confident he was up even before they said the name
haughty moss
Yep he needs to show up
honest umbra
Honestly can see them playing Trent at RB and putting Walker at CB again
please no
this would justify the fifa kids
"SEE THEY PLAY FULLBACKS AT CB TOO"
glass compass
dim kettle
rustic ore
Good grief, Boston is getting bodied by the Nets right now
dim kettle
I get PTSD looking at this. For obvious reasons.
rustic ore
Sad we can't mock teams for getting swept out of the playoffs for a couple years, need to get as far away from 2019 as possible beforehand
dim kettle
It's never going away. That's the sad truth.
rustic ore
Heard someone WNBA player is out with a crack sternum, that sounds excruciating
Legit every breath would be pain
celest zephyr
man only been blowouts since the first weekend of the nba playoffs
magic yarrow
man only been blowouts since the first weekend of the nba playoffs
Facts
All the game 1's were do good too
But now it's going back to blowouts
Lakers in 5 btw
magic yarrow
When is ROTY being announced?
celest zephyr
nashville strikes first
idk probably the next award or the one after
nylander
scoreess
simple seal
Suns in 6
celest zephyr
man having an actual goalie is so nice
simple seal
Hill with 11 Ks today, the Rays losing 2-1 rn tho
tall temple
celtics getting bullied rn
tall temple
all by joseph malcom harris
tall temple
all by joseph malcom harris
who is an american professional basketball player for the brooklyn nets of the national basketball association. he played college basketball for the university of virginia before being selected with the 33rd overall pick in the 2014 nba draft by the cleveland cavaliers
tall temple
simple seal
12 Ks for Rich Hill, give him some run support ffs
simple seal
Classic Jays losing a ton vs the Rays and now shutting down the Yankees so far lmao
tall temple
jays? 
anything from toronto is a no for me
why the hell do teams face off against eachother 4 times in like 5 days
celest zephyr
mlb has too many games
dim kettle
OMG. Just in one inning the Cards have given on 3 runs off 3 different errors to the Sox. I love it.
tall temple
and the time frame is tighter
haughty moss
celtics getting smashed man what else is on
simple seal
why the hell do teams face off against eachother 4 times in like 5 days
Cause if not it would be a traveling hell lol
celest zephyr
no other basketball
im watching hockey lol
canes actively trying to blow a 2-0 series lead
intense choking
dim kettle
Watch the Leafs blow a 3-1 series lead.
celest zephyr
mtl empty net
i would be pretty sad if that happened
but the habs just don't seem into it
4-0
mtl needs to find some offence if they want to make this a series
out scored 12-4 so far
smoky fable
should be a tech on Davis
celest zephyr
crowder with 2 pfs quick
smoky fable
crowder with 2 pfs quick
stupid foul
but AD just kicked him in the nuts
A FLAGRANT?
wow
smoky fable
Davis with nothing
He kicked him in the nuts. I thought it was a tech, but a flagrant?
celest zephyr
oh flagrant?
smoky fable
yeah a flagrant 1
celest zephyr
crazy that the first points for both teams are fts
smoky fable
Nice 3 for Bridges
Paul still looks hampered by the injury. More protective of the ball
celest zephyr
shaqtin moment
smoky fable
Ayton foul
smoky fable
Saric looks bad
celest zephyr
what was he even doing
smoky fable
going to be hard for ayton to do what he did last game again
Davis is driving more and trying to initiate contact.
smoky fable
what was he even doing
I have no idea. He's been regressing hard.
celest zephyr
got bailed out by ad
smoky fable
Lack of another 4 is going to kill the Suns
oh my goodness
There's going to be a lot of fouls called tonight
Lakers are going at Saric. Makes sense
potent mantle
being a habs fan is pain
smoky fable
What is he doing?
potent mantle
what a shit team lmaoo
celest zephyr
lakers looking better rn
smoky fable
lakers looking better rn
those turnovers don't help much though
potent mantle
unfortunately i am yeah
smoky fable
thought they'd call a foul there
celest zephyr
yeah
haughty moss
lmao ayton got drummond outta here
celest zephyr
drummond isn't good
crowder getting fouls costing them this game
saric sucks
they need a backup 4 this offseason
and ideally a starter since crowder is old
haughty moss
yeah saric stinks
smoky fable
they need a backup 4 this offseason
They're not putting craig in for some reason
smoky fable
doesn't help that cameron johnson is defending lebron
Have to double him with crowder leaving Lakers shooters open
smoky fable
Honestly, the Lakers should be up by 12 if they can knock down their shots.
Suns very fortunate that they didn't
celest zephyr
lakers offense was an issue during the regular season
silk notch
Can the Lakers please make their threes
celest zephyr
dallas early lead
haughty moss
ducked the lakers just to be food for the mavs lool
whole bear
wtf lakers 😆
celest zephyr
lakers punching back
smoky fable
Rebound advantage