sports

[honest umbra]

man porto should prob be a pretty respected team of this century

[gloomy meadow]

In September

[honest umbra]

thank u mourinho

thank u pepe

[gloomy meadow]

So I'm pretty satisfied

too funny 😭😭 man's so fast jogging they can't even catch him
https://twitter.com/_CFCLiam/status/1369401057558814725?s=19

Liam (@_CFCLiam)

Haaland chased by Sevilla players 😭😭 crying https://t.co/2MnEV2mk0h

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Twitter · Mar 9, 2021, 9:33 PM

[honest umbra]

lmao they were mad becuz he taunted the gk

only after the gk taunted him for initially saving the penalty

and it had to be retaken

[sweet tree]

the way he celebrates his goals... he's a freak

was choking reus the other day

[honest umbra]

a freak robot we would all love on ur team

[sweet tree]

dkmm

same

[gloomy meadow]

Haaland can choke me if it means he's joining Barca 🥵

[honest umbra]

aite bruh

calm down

[silk notch]

juve just trash ronaldo scored like half their goals this season

their orginal core before ronaldo kinda just aged out right when he came so their in a weird position

[restive sundial]

Ronaldo was horrible yesterday
And in the first leg as well

🥲

Entire Juve team apart from chiesa and cuadrado were shambolic

[sweet tree]

chiesa been good for them this season

honestly cuadrado was getting skinned in the first half, but he did provide a fuck ton of crosses

[restive sundial]

Yeah defensively he was getting owned but he had to push that high up and provide crosses cause otherwise that back 6 line porto had in defense was impenetrable

And demiral covering for him is just not good enough
He's so bad

The Liverpool game is not at Anfield right?

[sweet tree]

nah its in budapest again

same venue as the first leg

[restive sundial]

Nice

Maybe they can finally win a "home" game

[gloomy meadow]

You troll a guy 😭 who has nearly each and every single 👉👉 Champions League 🏆record 💪in sight to his name? 😠😠😠You troll a guy😭 who has 82 goal involvements in 82 knockout CL 🏆games 🔥👌which is more 😵🤬🤬🤬 than anyone else in history?😱😱You troll a guy😭🗿 who has a direct hand in 8 of Juventus's 12 goals ⚽in the CL knockouts 😱🤯ever since he joined the club?👽👽You troll a guy 😭who has almost🌚🌚 single-handedly ✊✊pulled out miracles😎😎 for each and every single team he played, 😠🐐whether it be for the clubs or the national team? ☠️☠️ Well sorry🙏🙏 to burst 🔫🔫your bubbles🙏🙏 but you do it cause😎 your favourite players 👱👱were sitting on the sofa 🧘🧘or the studios 🗣️🗣️at an age 👴👴where this 👉👉man is still capable of changing🦕🦕 complexions of games on his own🐸🐸. And please don't stop hurling 🗣️🗣️ the abuses 👈👈cause my man🤡 just loves it. ❣️😘😘He will be the same old Cristiano Ronaldo 😯😯😳😲till the last day of his career.🤯🤯🤯 And he will be back 😠 with vengeance🦇🦇🦇 and to shut😡 all your crap out. 🤫🤫🤫Just wait for the clock ⌚to tick once again.⌛⏰⌚⏱️⏲️ Till then, he's still the King 🤡of the competition.👑🤡

[bitter rover]

@burnt cedar lmfao

[burnt cedar]

Blackbeard = Jon Jones

Kuma = Błachowicz

Sending Izzy away to come back stronger

[bitter rover]

lol, so true

[sweet tree]

yikes robinho

https://twitter.com/FootyAccums/status/1369570647626645504?s=19

[restive sundial]

[open sail]

[hidden rampart]

https://youtu.be/V7mTloN1Jdg

[simple seal]

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I AM

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/kpatra/status/1369726774695895041?s=20

Kevin Patra (@kpatra)

Per @MikeGarafolo, teams have reached out to the Patriots inquiring about a possible trade for WR N'Keal Harry

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https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1369728886062407686?s=20

ProFootballTalk (@ProFootballTalk)

Texas Rangers become first pro team to announce a return to full capacity https://t.co/zAxdk3rlLK

Twitter · Mar 10, 2021, 7:16 PM

[restive sundial]

Matchtime

[restive sundial]

Barca playing well

[granite shard]

yeah fucking good

too good actually

[gloomy meadow]

Ancient rule of football - when you don't take your early chances in an important match like this, you're bound to lose in the end

Messi, Dembele and Dest. 3 chances missed. That's the game lost

[restive sundial]

[gloomy meadow]

Mingueza getting sent off before this match is over

100%

[restive sundial]

[gloomy meadow]

Mbappe just needs to go down once in a counter attack

[granite shard]

the game is lost we coulf have already scored 4

[gloomy meadow]

LMAOO

Anthony Taylor back to his retarded best

[sweet tree]

lol dkm

[restive sundial]

Penalty wtf

[granite shard]

fuck

wtf

wtfff

[gloomy meadow]

Anthony Taylor

[granite shard]

fuck him bastard

[gloomy meadow]

We went from being potentially 2-0 up to being 1-0 down

[gloomy meadow]

I'm never wrong

[granite shard]

tru

I have closed the match

[sweet tree]

dembele needs to finish these chances

could have gotten atleast 2 if he wasn't missing these man

[granite shard]

he is ass in ucl

[restive sundial]

Fuck dembele

That was a good chance

[gloomy meadow]

If we lose like this then I don't blame Koeman at all

This is solely on these French retards

MESISISISIDIS

[sweet tree]

AYOOOOOO

WTF

Jesus christ messi

[restive sundial]

Yoooooooo

Messiiiii

[burnt cedar]

What a goal

[gloomy meadow]

Anthony Taylor is such a bitch

How do PL fans tolerate him

[sweet tree]

need 3..

[gloomy meadow]

No chance with Dembele wasting 68373 chances

Winning this penalty is the only good thing that Griezmann has done in this match

If Messi misses I'll stab myself with a spoon

Time to find a spoon

[hasty basin]

Missing pens

[restive sundial]

That was incredible

[sweet tree]

puta madre

we had that

[burnt cedar]

This game

[proud coyote]

Just turned it on, what’s happening

[burnt cedar]

Everything

[gloomy meadow]

We lost the game at that Messi penalty

[burnt cedar]

Messi screamer

[sweet tree]

lengllet giving away dumb penalties will be the death of me

[burnt cedar]

Messi missed penalty

[gloomy meadow]

Mentally destroyed

[burnt cedar]

Mbappe penalty

[proud coyote]

Sheesh

[sweet tree]

3 goals in 45... its difficult

the 2-1 would've helped a lot

man

[gloomy meadow]

Can't help if Messi is shitting his pants

If Koeman had an actual good frontline rn we'd be 5-0 up

Can't believe I've turned into a Koeman supporter

[restive sundial]

Dembele is tooooooo bad

[gloomy meadow]

But this is the truth

[sweet tree]

I would really take off griezmann

hasn't really done anything

[restive sundial]

Won the pen

[sweet tree]

welcome

[restive sundial]

[gloomy meadow]

2 shit French players and a player who can't even score penalties. Might as well just take them off and put Lord Braithwaite

[burnt cedar]

What formation are Barca even playing with Firpo on

This is a mess

[sweet tree]

343

[burnt cedar]

So he’s rcb

Is he even good there

[sweet tree]

hes played rb before

never played as a rcb

mingueza was our rcb but was subbed since he was on a yellow

[burnt cedar]

Yeah

He was a mess

[sweet tree]

dest hit the post in one of those shots I think

Navas been good

[honest umbra]

BRO IM BROKEN

[sweet tree]

it's okay fate

[honest umbra]

WE SHOULD BE SO MUCH UP

DEMBELE CANT FINISH

[sweet tree]

haha

[honest umbra]

MESSI SCORES A SCREAMER AND THEN MISSES A PENAL

bruhhh

[sweet tree]

unfortunately

[honest umbra]

I had no hope going into this game but they played so well that I had hope!

[gloomy meadow]

I have no idea what Griezmann is supposed to do on the field

Anthony Taylor on a mission to book everyone at this point

Paredes got booked too
That's 7 yellow already

Completely agree with this
https://twitter.com/CaptnGuardiola/status/1369759060002807814?s=19

Captn (@CaptnGuardiola)

I don't see what Barça could do better given the resources it has and their physical/mental states at this point in the season. Also I believe luck plays a part in fútbol and this team has been extremely unlucky in key moments.

Twitter · Mar 10, 2021, 9:16 PM

This is so boring to watch. I may just fall asleep

[dim ledge]

https://imgur.com/YdrDL9E

[restive sundial]

Lol

Finally a goal for them

[sweet tree]

think that's done tho would be nice if we get a goal

[gloomy meadow]

Are there any French people active in this channel here?

[dim ledge]

not any i know of that are active in sports, nah

[gloomy meadow]

Ahh okay good. Because I'm not really liking French footballers rn

[proud coyote]

Hardly any in the server

and lmao

There’s a large French OP server so they hang out there

[dim ledge]

Do you dislike them because of PSG or because of the ones you employ?

[granite shard]

we should have scored 5 goals they cant shoot

[gloomy meadow]

Because of the ones we employ

[dim ledge]

I said that Grizou would be a bad signing before it even happened

[granite shard]

no one wanted him

[dim ledge]

surprised at how much Umtiti has fallen off since WC

[granite shard]

he should retire

[gloomy meadow]

Umtiti is a part time Instagram model now

[granite shard]

full time*

[gloomy meadow]

Man said aloe vera and inshallah

[granite shard]

man if we had suarez now

[dim ledge]

Suarez arguably best striker of 10-20

[gloomy meadow]

Dembele, Griezmann, Umtiti and Lenglet. Entire French division bringing down Barca in the last 3-4 years, but if I speak about the scum management of Abidal and his obsession with French players......

[dim ledge]

other candidates are Ibra and Lewa imo

[granite shard]

suarez is the best

[dim ledge]

Probably, I just rate Ibra very highly

love that guy

[restive sundial]

Rip barca

Olisanto is French

[dim ledge]

I thought he was swedish lmao

smh

[restive sundial]

I'm not sure actually

Feel like he mentioned that he was French once

[proud coyote]

He’s Swedish yeah lol

Also doesn’t give two shits about soccer

@dim ledge how do you feel

I figured pool would win this

[dim ledge]

Yeah, I did too

I think its a step in the right direction but nothing to write off yet as "WERE BACK BABY"

the step being that we're playing players where they're meant to play

[honest umbra]

Yo anyone know any Frenchmen I can cancel?

[dim ledge]

Fabinho is good defensively and can be a CB...but is much more effective in Mid

[gloomy meadow]

Still proud of this team and how they played today. Didn't have a chance to make a comeback either way, but dominated PSG and had chances to score 4+ goals. The team shows promise, just needs a few personnel changes (kick out the 🇫🇷 players and get Haaland). Then we're good to go

[restive sundial]

[dim ledge]

Virg getting injured was such a domino effect (barring our slew of other injuries) and we lost so much solidity in midfield

our mid's strength was their...strength, lmao. Bar Keita, everyone we played in mid was more of a holding midfielder and defensive in some sense, and we lost all of that

[honest umbra]

Why does it seem like griezmann is barely trying

[gloomy meadow]

He doesn't know what to do on the field. Even Koeman doesn't know what to do with him which is why he was benched in both matches vs Sevilla

And Barca played well and Won

[honest umbra]

Maybe stay in the box

[dim ledge]

So hopefully, Klopp keeps playing CB's at CB and leaves fab to his job in midfield alongside Thiago/Gini/Keita. Thats the most important imo

hope this answers you @proud coyote

[proud coyote]

Yeah it does, agree that you guys just looked generally better

Fabinho especially

I still hope you let us stay top four though

[gloomy meadow]

Hopefully everyone's eyes opened in this match regarding Mbappe and all the bullshit hype he got in the 1st leg. Lenglet and Pique gave him a career, tonight the system changed and he absolutely disappeared

Haaland is the truth

[proud coyote]

All I see is a goal

[dim ledge]

Mbappe hype is the furthest thing from bullshit lol

I agree Haaland is better imo, I'd prefer him

but saying that he isn't up to the hype is just plain wrong

[gloomy meadow]

If Mbappe doesn't have space to run into he disappears. Pace and inshallah merchant. I have spoken. Time will prove me correct as Haaland will completely overshadow him in the next few years

[proud coyote]

Hot take hours

[sweet tree]

he's done nothing all match lol

[dim ledge]

white hot nuclear radiation hot take

you'd piss yourself if Mbappe signed for you don't even front lmao

[sweet tree]

anyways the match itself was alright, would've been a different had we been clinical in the first half

[gloomy meadow]

Not a hot take lol. Just see Mbappe's disasterclasses anytime he faces an opponent that doesn't give too much space

[sweet tree]

its cool

[gloomy meadow]

Don't want him. Haaland is clear. Only want Haaland

[dim ledge]

awful take

[gloomy meadow]

I've been saying Mbappe is a fraud from the 2018 WC when people were hyping the ninja turtle like he was the 2nd coming of Jesus

[dim ledge]

mbappe
fraud

[silk notch]

Well they probably traumatized from their current French players

[gloomy meadow]

He's not joining your club either way, so no need to suck his balls so much

[dim ledge]

not even what its about bro lmfao

you're mad, i get that

[gloomy meadow]

When he'll underperform in Madrid like Hazard you'll see

[dim ledge]

its okay, seethe

but saying Mbappe is shit is just wrong

[gloomy meadow]

???

[silk notch]

Hazard like 30

[dim ledge]

man compared hazard going to madrid to mbappe

holy shit

[silk notch]

Plus him getting fouled every 4 seconds in the pl caught up to him and he doesnt work hard either

He at the age were its affecting him

[honest umbra]

Hell na

I’d take mbappe tomorrow

[simple seal]

Is time to post that GIF

[honest umbra]

That dude good af

[simple seal]

https://tenor.com/view/mbappésob-celebration-cry-football-high-five-gif-15697115

[dim ledge]

actually hog, yes

quite appropriate

holy shit bro I've seen some bad takes here

but that is next level

[gloomy meadow]

Suck him up more. Maybe he'll score a hattrick against Dijon after disappearing in the big stages as always and then you'll get to hype him again 🤷🏽‍♂️

My words will prove true as time passes

[dim ledge]

again

you'd take him

but keep going

let it all out

[gloomy meadow]

[proud coyote]

Let’s chill lol

[dim ledge]

any barcelona fan who has proper blood flow to their brain would take mbappe

[granite shard]

yeah

but he played bad today

[gloomy meadow]

Over Haaland? Never

[simple seal]

Any top team really

[granite shard]

no not over him

[dim ledge]

any top team yes

its not about vs haaland???

[proud coyote]

Haaland is better we all agree

[dim ledge]

its about the fact that hes still a good player

lmao

[granite shard]

yeah

[dim ledge]

good is underselling him

great, generational player

[gloomy meadow]

This is what happens when he doesn't face shit defences like a finished Pique and clown like Lenglet. A shit performence

[dim ledge]

literally bro

[silk notch]

Lmao it's one game chill

[dim ledge]

people have been saying the exact same fucking thing about messi

for years

[granite shard]

bro you are literally acting like twitter clowns

[dim ledge]

and its untrue for messi

quite obviously

[gloomy meadow]

You can see his stats and performances in the past 2 years

[gloomy meadow]

Anyone who watches Messi will never say that. Anyone who watches Mbappe will know the truth

[dim ledge]

what did he mean by this

[granite shard]

koeman should stay, we should sell all the french shit and buy haaland

[dim ledge]

mf is on about THE TRUTH like hes a missionary

[silk notch]

They made the finals last year, he wasnt too good in the finals but he was coming off an injury and before that neymar injured I believe for their knockout cl games

[granite shard]

and a good defender

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/NFL_Memes/status/1369762816178196482?s=20

NFL Memes (@NFL_Memes)

If you need to laugh today:

The Cowboys are paying Dak Prescott $22.5 million to play for them in 2021.

The Eagles are paying Carson Wentz $34M to play for someone else in 2021.

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Twitter · Mar 10, 2021, 9:31 PM

[proud coyote]

lol

[granite shard]

acting like we have a good finisher

[silk notch]

Yea he wasn't good that game but he was coming off an injury

Same thing happen to kane when he was thursted back in the finals and played like shit

[granite shard]

dembele missed the same no. of chances as the price tag of him

dembele dribbles and looses the ball at the end

[dim ledge]

im still shocked that transfer happened

almost as shocked as the coutinho one

[granite shard]

bartomeu masterclass 😎

anyway I didn't have any hope so I dont feel sad and also we played good but missed a lot of chances

unfortunately dembele will get renewed by laporta

and we will still employ these french farmers

[dim ledge]

yeah, i think it was over when messi had the pen saved

class goal tbf, though

[granite shard]

barca admins are clowns 🤡

[granite shard]

yeah same

[dim ledge]

trust me liverpool admins haven't been any better lately

[granite shard]

I have blocked their twitter account btw

[sweet tree]

bad vibes after that miss tbh

squad looked mentally drained

[dim ledge]

yeah dude its really a...confidence thing, i guess?

people REALLY undersell how much something like confidence matters in a match like that

[sweet tree]

psg didn't do much in the 2nd half but we weren't taking as many shots in the 2nd half

[dim ledge]

to be fair PSG didn't need to do much

[gloomy meadow]

Just cancelled a French dude

[sweet tree]

idk I just thought that's that, game was done

[gloomy meadow]

Told him his country gave us Lenglet and Griezmann so he should be ashamed of himself

[dim ledge]

Poch plays somewhat defensive as it is anyways

[granite shard]

true we can see the boost in confidence after laporta but it wasnt enough

[sweet tree]

they kept trying to hit us on the counter with mbappe alone

he never got any help tbh

[dim ledge]

didn't watch the game but doesn't surprise me

[granite shard]

psg didnt attack much tbh

[dim ledge]

again, didn't need to

so thats prob why they played "poorly"

[sweet tree]

yeah it was just mbappe running into space

he got a few looks at goal

that's about it

[granite shard]

yeah

[gloomy meadow]

He was 1v1 with the likes of Junior Firpo multiple times and got shut down

[granite shard]

we should atleast win cdr

[gloomy meadow]

Firpo had a very silent good game

Defensively atleast

[granite shard]

yeah i saw him good interceptions

[sweet tree]

yeah firpo did well

[gloomy meadow]

Dest needs to work on his final ball, going forward he's great but just can't make the final ball

[granite shard]

dest played amazing imo

[honest umbra]

Why does Dest always get subbed smh

He was def doing way better there

[dim ledge]

dude idk why you guys would sub him, from what I've heard he's one of your best young talents

if not the best

[granite shard]

should this have been retaken?

[sweet tree]

I thought dest did well getting behind defenders, koeman opted for another forward in trincao

what am I seeing,?

[honest umbra]

What’s funny is veratti encroached AND cleared the rebound

[dim ledge]

I think he's implying that he's off his line

[honest umbra]

Yet no check

No it wasn’t that

[sweet tree]

did someone get in the box

[honest umbra]

It was a verrati enrochament

[granite shard]

dest was subbed because we needed to score goals

[dim ledge]

didn't watch so ill take your word for it fate

[honest umbra]

But good save from Navas he did his job

[granite shard]

yeah fuck them but nvm it should have been scored in the first place

[gloomy meadow]

"Verratti was standing in the semicircle" is the issue here. Tbh I don't really think that would've affected anything, the penalty that PSG got pisses me off more

Imagine being hyped up for your team's PL match only to find out the ref is Anthony Taylor

[dim ledge]

i have yet to find a single PL ref i like

[sweet tree]

wack pen tbh

there was no threat on the ball

[gloomy meadow]

And i thought Mateu Lahoz was bad

[restive sundial]

Michael oliver is fair

[sweet tree]

lenglet just steps on his cleats lol

[restive sundial]

The only decent English ref

[sweet tree]

I guess it can be given but eh

[honest umbra]

How did Anthony Taylor get the 2 biggest games in a week

[burnt cedar]

This guy is crap as well

A good ref is one who’s name you don’t know

As they’re not in the headlines for controversy

[restive sundial]

I mean compared to the other clowns who are present in the pl

He is decent

[dim ledge]

Eh

I agree w Ajay

He's below average at best

[dim ledge]

There's this young guy that's been reffing the non headliner games

I like him

[honest umbra]

That was dembele

[restive sundial]

Lmao

[dim ledge]

Forget his name

[sweet tree]

vinicius type beat finish

[restive sundial]

Dembele is barcas werner

[dim ledge]

I was gonna say lingard but then I remembered he's scoring now

So

Lmao

[granite shard]

😂

[sweet tree]

[restive sundial]

Lingardinho

🔥

[silk notch]

Lmao lingard wasnt even playing to have a chance to score

[burnt cedar]

Wenger vs Anthony Taylor: The Football Association have now released the full written reasons and it reveals that Wenger told Taylor to “f*** off” twice before telling him: “You are dishonest to your federation.”

[restive sundial]

Lmao

Wenger always had beef with the refs

[burnt cedar]

For good reason

[restive sundial]

Yeah

[burnt cedar]

Our players were never protected

[gloomy meadow]

Based Wenger

[proud coyote]

nowhere is safe

[gloomy meadow]

I have seen the light. PL refs worse than Spanish refs

[restive sundial]

Yes

Pl refs are utter shit

[honest umbra]

U mean hernandez hernandez?

He the GOAT

got two last names for a name

[proud coyote]

Brutal parents

[granite shard]

I forgot about fati I miss him

[gloomy meadow]

Hernandez Hernandez, Mateu Lahoz, Sanchez Martinez, Gil Manzano all shit refs on God

But none worse than Anthony fucking Taylor

[granite shard]

he would have scored those chances easily

[honest umbra]

Fati will be back

He a young goat too

Def our best finisher

[restive sundial]

There is a ref worse than Anthony Taylor

[granite shard]

yeah

[restive sundial]

Mike fucking Dean

[gloomy meadow]

😭

[burnt cedar]

The ref on the weekend we had was terrible

Don’t even bother with their names

[gloomy meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/mike-dean-yellow-card-penalty-soccer-football-gif-10681726

[burnt cedar]

They all make the same decisions

[gloomy meadow]

https://twitter.com/xGPhilosophy/status/1369768448407044098?s=19

The xG Philosophy (@xGPhilosophy)

PSG (1.54) 1-1 (2.58) Barcelona

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Twitter · Mar 10, 2021, 9:53 PM

[sweet tree]

pens are .75 iirc

well both teams got pens but yeah psg weren't really looking to score, more so hold onto the lead

doesn't really matter much in the end

https://www.infogol.net/en is p good if you wanna see xg shots

[gloomy meadow]

https://twitter.com/FootyAccums/status/1369570647626645504?s=19

Footy Accumulators (@FootyAccums)

The Italian Court has confirmed that Robinho has been sent to prison for nine years, for a sexual assault committed in a Milan nightclub in 2013.

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Twitter · Mar 10, 2021, 8:47 AM

[simple seal]

[honest umbra]

rams got 3 here @rustic ore

but i wanted to keep JJ rlly bad

[rustic ore]

Rapp is pretty good isn't he?

[honest umbra]

hes aight but been injured

lb got exposed hard in packers game

floyd leaving doesnt hurt, he benefitted from the donald train

[rustic ore]

I don't think S will be a priority for y'all either next week or in the draft

[honest umbra]

i want a deep threat wr

lb

and uhh

[rustic ore]

Front 7, speedy WR, and maybe O-line make more sense to me

[honest umbra]

yea we dont actually need

but its just weird i thought we were exposed hard

yet we have kaiser and reeder

and burgess did well

[rustic ore]

Think it was more so on Goff not being healthy

That should hopefully be taken care of is Stafford is healthy

[honest umbra]

that didnt stop from rodgers doing what he wanted

[rustic ore]

True but if you can't consistently score points it doesn't put pressuring on the opposing O to keep up

[honest umbra]

snead needs to draft well on day 2

3 picks

[rustic ore]

Guarantee a large reason why we were so successful against them last year was because we went up big early

[honest umbra]

but they went up early on u in reg szn

oh no

im thinking about chiefs

LOL

but also packers right

rodgers had 2 tds right?

i remember his dance

[rustic ore]

Yeah Packers were up 10-0 before Rodgers threw a pick 6 and then immediately turned it over on his next possession, then we went 14-10 and were in cruise control the rest of the way

NFCCG was much closer

Probably in large part because Brady threw 3 picks in the 2nd half but

[honest umbra]

i remember that

yall best game was against washington

THE FOOTBALL TEAM!

[rustic ore]

Funny enough the name redacted put up the most points on us of any of the teams we faced in the post season

Oh wait

Nvm, their QB performed the best QB rating wise but GB put up 26 on us, DC 23

The absolute mad man Taylor Heinicke

Credit where credit is due, for his 2nd career NFL start ever dude played his heart out

[honest umbra]

yes

[rustic ore]

His TD run was a jaw dropper for sure, instant classic highlight

[honest umbra]

he made alex smith jobless

smh

"good job on ur comeback"

"btw ur fired xd"

[rustic ore]

I think Smith is going to Chicago next week

Nagy connection from KC and they obviously have a QB need

[honest umbra]

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1369777136236695554

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Cowboys have restructured the contracts for offensive lineman Zack Martin, Tyron Smith and La’el Collins creating roughly $17 million in cap room, per @toddarcher.

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Twitter · Mar 10, 2021, 10:28 PM

[rustic ore]

All they got now is BDN

[honest umbra]

HOLY W WE DEM BOYS

[rustic ore]

They better get that space going after Dak's mega deal

Dude is making 75 mil this year apparently

[honest umbra]

good he deserves it

[rustic ore]

[honest umbra]

sucks for the team

but it is what it is

[rustic ore]

They are never gonna win a title with him taking up that much space

Not saying the guy doesn't deserve to be paid cause he does

But there is only so much of the pie to the go around

[honest umbra]

please buc

dak gets paid 30 mill

or 40 mill

cowboys aint winning

at least let dak get paid while they still dont win

[rustic ore]

True

[honest umbra]

romo was a better qb and they didnt win

plus i think salaries will look even more insane next year

[rustic ore]

Also true, cause for whatever reason Jerry always had a hard on for the red headed step child known as "The Clapper" Jason Garrett

[honest umbra]

becuz he listened to everything jerry wanted

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/puppet-hand-controlling-gif-17554100

Think y'all might sign John Brown? He just got cut by Buffalo today and I'm pretty sure he still has wheels

[honest umbra]

why not tavon austin

[rustic ore]

Isn't he still with GB?

[honest umbra]

yes but i will always remember him as a ram

but yes john brown wouldnt be bad

i wouldnt mind a speedster from the draft doe

young kids got wheels these days

but then again, just make van jefferson run faster

so idk

but having stafford changes everything

he can actually throw long and it'll open up for akers to EAT

[rustic ore]

I mean if he still has anything left in the tank then knock yourself out, I just figured you'd like a speedster who actually had consistently good hands as well

Yeah I'm super curious to see what Stafford does for y'all this year

[honest umbra]

cooks was big for us becuz he opened up gurley, woods, kupp

P/A go short, throw to line, good block then running after touch

woods and kupp will be amazing becuz they be blocking hard as a mofo

but hard for them to do when ur making kupp run a 40 that aint his job

lmfao

[rustic ore]

Y'all really could run the table this year if Stafford stays healthy

[honest umbra]

yea which isnt why im worried about offense at all

that deep threat rlly opens up everything

sure im a bit worried about brady's grave partner whitworth and our center blythe

but they'll survive

[rustic ore]

Could grab that Bateman dude from Minnesota, heard he ran a 4.3 at his pro day

[honest umbra]

i ran a 4.2 but cameras were off

50 days till draft! but 51 days till i care as a rams fan for the draft!

i live for the 2nd day ❤️

[rustic ore]

Considering the bulk of the good players on my D were grabbed there me too

There is also that Stevenson guy from Houston, apparently he's being called a poor man's Hollywood Brown/Jaelen Raegor. That's a deep threat comp if I ever heard one

[honest umbra]

u expecting any crazy signings from bucs?

or anyone?

[rustic ore]

Hmm

I mean Golladay is gonna break bank

Same with Trent Williams

[honest umbra]

bruh if someone's a poor man hollywood brown, idk if i want em

i mean id love brown and maybe ravens arent utilizing him

but a poor mans version of him? lol

[rustic ore]

Not sure about any signing that would be particularly crazy, for Tampa I think they're just focusing on trying to bring back as much of their core from last year as possible

Already tagged Godwin and re-signed David

Now Shaq apparently is getting priority

[honest umbra]

Man Godwin tagged that’s tough

He must be fine with rings

Can’t blame him but he’s def a top WR in the league

[rustic ore]

I would hope so considering his 1st 2 years with us we went back to back 5-11 seasons

I wouldn't be surprised if we traded him though

Guys like OBJ and Diggs went for 1s, DHop should've gone for at least a 1 if BOB wasn't BOB

[honest umbra]

I’d ask for TWO firsts

[rustic ore]

I'm not greedy though

I mean if we can snag 2 1s I'd do it in a heartbeat, but I'm not sure which teams could be persuaded out of them that easily

On a side note

https://twitter.com/rydunleavy/status/1369384555438891013?s=19

Ryan Dunleavy (@rydunleavy)

Rashawn Slater: I think I'm the best tackle in #NFLDraft, but if a team wants to play me at guard, so be it. As long as it's what's best for the team. #B1GCats

Twitter · Mar 9, 2021, 8:28 PM

Guarantee this dude just made some front office peeps cream themselves with this comment

[honest umbra]

Lmaoo I’m joking

[rustic ore]

My b

[honest umbra]

Nah I just think it’s hard to tell worth in NFL of a player

[rustic ore]

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2021/03/09/top-100-free-agents-2021-dak-prescott-again-tops-the-list/

PFT's top 100 if you're interested

[dim kettle]

Alright, who's gonna overpay for Leonard Fournette?

[proud coyote]

please let us sign trent

[rustic ore]

I imagine he's gonna ask to at least be in that Tunsil/Bakhtiari/Stanley range of getting 50 or more million guaranteed at signing

Wouldn't shock me at all if he ends up the highest paid Tackle in the league

[honest umbra]

highest?

[fair skiff]

New nxt women's tag belts

@rustic ore https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1369821289888759816?s=09

All Elite Wrestling (@AEW)

.@MadKing1981 & @JonMoxley had to let @KennyOmegamanX & The #GoodBrothers what the deal was.
Watch #AEWDynamite NOW on @TNTDrama https://t.co/GKLeEnoxfu

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Twitter · Mar 11, 2021, 1:23 AM

God eddie is so good at promos

[rustic ore]

Imagine if WWE gave their performers the kind of creative freedom AEW's performers have

[fair skiff]

They do

With like 3 people

Roaman, fiend, Rollins

Or you gotta make the shit they give you good like sami is doing rn

[dim kettle]

I thought Drew got some freedom?

[restive sundial]

[sweet tree]

https://twitter.com/jzosports/status/1369542839391117315?s=21

JzoSports (@JzoSports)

Bruh ESPN sets are dangerous. https://t.co/biy0Tu5X1H

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Twitter · Mar 10, 2021, 6:57 AM

Brazy

tranquilo tranquilo 😭

[honest umbra]

lmao i saw that earlier

was crazy

[sweet tree]

ye glad he’s fine

[gloomy meadow]

https://twitter.com/Pasionfulbotv/status/1369765948278837249?s=19

Alan Alberdi (@Pasionfulbotv)

https://t.co/9g4dT56ZEW

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Twitter · Mar 10, 2021, 9:43 PM

[honest umbra]

I actually saw this live

And they barely@praised him

[gloomy meadow]

Turns out La Masala is actually very good 😄

[honest umbra]

La masala huh?

The Indian version of la masia

I am down for that

[gloomy meadow]

The British presenter said "The Pedris and Dests from La Masala" after the first leg

I died laughing

[honest umbra]

Lmao no way?

God damn

[gloomy meadow]

Wait I have the video I think

[honest umbra]

Dest isn’t even from la masia

So he got everything wrong didn’t he

[gloomy meadow]

https://twitter.com/FootyLeaks3/status/1361760681335414787?s=19

FootyLeaks (@FootyLeaks3)

Joe Cole casually referring to La Masia as "Masala" has finished me. Man thinks Barca have got a chicken tikka playing in midfield 😂😂 #BarcaPsg https://t.co/JEB8rxK1sk

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Twitter · Feb 16, 2021, 7:33 PM

Also this (the video is in the reply)
https://twitter.com/CFCHale/status/1362031768811933697?s=19

Hałe (@CFCHale)

Joe Cole referring to La Masia as "Masala" reminded me of the time when Ashley Cole couldn’t even read Espanyol

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Twitter · Feb 17, 2021, 1:30 PM

English folks built different

[granite shard]

https://twitter.com/blaugranaglen/status/1369781824025595904?s=21

𝙂𝙡𝙚𝙣 (@BlaugranaGlen)

Barcelona players trying to get Dembele to score

https://t.co/SLZPnBrUfV

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Twitter · Mar 10, 2021, 10:46 PM

[sweet tree]

https://twitter.com/RyanDMi/status/1369786923217129473?s=19

brazy build up from the back for the first one, nice quick transition in some of those

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1370029637808619523

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

And so now, on the same morning, the Chiefs’ longtime starting offensive tackles, Eric Fisher and Mitchell Schwartz, both have been officially released.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2021, 3:11 PM

https://tenor.com/view/umm-confused-blinking-okay-white-guy-blinking-gif-7513882

[dim kettle]

I guess Reid was so impressed with Mahomes running for 400 yards in the pocket that he wanted it to be the standard moving forward.

[rustic ore]

Schwartz I kind of expected because I heard his back injury was really serious, but Fisher surprises me

Like he’s never been great but he’s always been solid at LT

And KC just opened up 2 big holes on their O-line right before the start of FA

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/DevinWhite__40/status/1370042086943293449?s=20

DEVIN WHITE (@DevinWhite__40)

And they said .... nvm 🤥 https://t.co/VnefjTtOen

Twitter · Mar 11, 2021, 4:01 PM

[gloomy meadow]

Messi to Real Madrid confirmed
https://twitter.com/theMadridZone/status/1370092552536387592?s=19

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

🎙| Sergio Ramos: "I would 100% accept Messi at Real Madrid. I'd invite him to my home for a few weeks for him to feel welcome." (laughs). #rmalive

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Twitter · Mar 11, 2021, 7:21 PM

[burnt cedar]

It’s that time again https://twitter.com/alexburd/status/1369954734212321281?s=21

Alex Burd (@alexburd)

Tony Soprano crying to "Europa League Anthem" by Massive Music. https://t.co/mw3rCpdGEQ

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Twitter · Mar 11, 2021, 10:13 AM

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1370116881265360896?s=20

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Former Ravens' RB Mark Ingram reached agreement on a one-year deal worth up to $3 million with the Houston Texans, per source.

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Twitter · Mar 11, 2021, 8:58 PM

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/seinfeld-bastard-shame-poor-thing-gif-13274671

[honest umbra]

Fisher gonna sign somewhere? @rustic ore

[rustic ore]

Gonna go out on a limb and say he’s not going back to KC, otherwise I think they would just had him take a pay cut

Could see Indy if they didn’t want to break bank to sign Williams

Maybe Cincy or Minny?

[woven summit]

football

[honest umbra]

football

[dim ledge]

@dim kettle bro...binnington six year six million???

Wtf are they thinking

[dim kettle]

The HELL? 6 million for basically one great post season 2 years ago? Have fun with that, St Louis.

That is Vasy money right there.

[dim ledge]

The difference is vasi deserves it

[dim kettle]

Yes.

[dim ledge]

I'd rather pay Halak that much

Elite backup

[dim kettle]

Why do I get a feeling this is gonna be another Martin Jones situation. 🤦‍♂️

Would be okay with 6 million if it wasn't for 6 years.

[dim ledge]

Trade bait

[dim kettle]

Also, St Louis, have fun with that Seattle expansion draft later this year.

https://twitter.com/frank_seravalli/status/1370168372697128967?s=20

Frank Seravalli (@frank_seravalli)

Binnington #stlblues 6 years, $36 million

All salary, no signing bonus:
2021-22: $4 mil
2022-23: $6 mil
2023-24: $7.5 mil
2024-25: $7.5 mil
2025-26: $6.5 mil
2026-27: $4.5 mil

Full NTC first 3 years of deal. Then it goes to 18-team NTC, 14-team NTC and 10-team NTC in back half.

Twitter · Mar 12, 2021, 12:22 AM

[dim ledge]

holy shit

Lmfao

[dim kettle]

Some much for trade balt.

[dim ledge]

On the subject of expansion I just want Quebec back

[dim kettle]

I feel like that would only happen if a team relocates from the east. Depends if they really want a 33rd team in the league.

[honest umbra]

did balor win @fair skiff

[rustic ore]

@honest umbra He did

[honest umbra]

good good

hes a GOAT

uncle drew going off rn

[rustic ore]

Man, WWE really made the first ever NXT women's tag champs drop the belts the night they got them

https://tenor.com/view/boring-unimpressed-meh-really-seriously-gif-16279809

[fair skiff]

It is like Vince really wanted to keep the belts on Nia and Shayna and triple h really wanted to champs so they had to compromise

But I did call the dq finish

Buy aew

Was so good

Mjf and his new faction

[haughty moss]

Kyrie 🔥

[honest umbra]

going off

[tall temple]

they said we were gonna get blown tf out

yeah and kyrie is on fire rn

[honest umbra]

who said that? tf

[proud coyote]

lmao

embiid isn't playing fate

nor is ben

[honest umbra]

oh they arent?

lol

nets look rlly good

man wtf

[dim kettle]

That whole segment was gold.

[proud coyote]

so insane that the 4th seed in the east would be the 9th seed in the west lol

[honest umbra]

dang kyrie is INSANE

[haughty moss]

too good

Bulls getting cleaned up 🤣

[honest umbra]

BRO KYRIE

[haughty moss]

40 piece

[simple seal]

FFS

The Raptors just fucking choked hard

[honest umbra]

again?

[simple seal]

112-102 to 120-121

[honest umbra]

???

lmao wot?

[simple seal]

17-20

[proud coyote]

[honest umbra]

why 77 percent say no?

[dim kettle]

They're playing in Amalie Arena after all. Plenty of chokes happened there.

[hidden rampart]

[fair skiff]

Aew just has been better with segments

Since they aren't super scripted

[tall temple]

twitter.

edit in "thump" sound effect

you love to see it though

matisse with 13 points in 28 minutes on 100% shooting

tony bradley is a beast, dwight howard looked amazing

35 year old dwight dropped 18 and 12 lets get it

[tall temple]

5 steals as well

https://twitter.com/NBCSPhilly/status/1370206035441545216

NBC Sports Philadelphia (@NBCSPhilly)

Dwight BULLIED Lauri! 😤 https://t.co/Pjy6Wfk2ku

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Twitter · Mar 12, 2021, 2:52 AM

[celest zephyr]

sigh

[haughty moss]

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1370221813322629120?s=21

Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports)

https://t.co/tNRomeiqAQ

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Twitter · Mar 12, 2021, 3:55 AM

[dim kettle]

Mahomes today:

[restive sundial]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CMSs0GSAxSK/?igshid=1d87uniwvdx7o

What a screamer

Amazing debut goal

[gloomy meadow]

@honest umbra @sweet tree @granite shard ???
https://twitter.com/HagridFCB/status/1370326350716887041?s=19

Reshad Rahman ✆ (@HagridFCB)

🚨 @marcelobechler, the journalist who broke the Neymar to PSG news and Messi news last summer, is going to be revealing ‘something big’ about Messi later today — stay tuned! 👀🍿

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Twitter · Mar 12, 2021, 10:50 AM

[granite shard]

yeah i saw

probably about staying

[gloomy meadow]

[rustic ore]

@rustic mountain https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1370360604884668426?s=19

NFL Update (@MySportsUpdate)

Breaking: Cam Newton is returning to the #Patriots on a 1-year deal, per @globejimmcbride.

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Twitter · Mar 12, 2021, 1:06 PM

https://tenor.com/view/boo-hug-monsters-inc-sully-warmhug-gif-10592083

[rustic mountain]

I fucking knew he would do that stupid shit

God fuck you Bill

God damn it

[rustic ore]

On the plus side that means you're not overdrafting a QB outside of this year's big 3/4

[rustic mountain]

Nope but I see a 7-9, 6-10 season coming

God I hope I am wrong, but Cam just isn’t good anymore dude

[rustic ore]

Could get a badass O-lineman or WR with that R1 pick now though

[rustic mountain]

Yeh

Build for the future

[rustic ore]

Depending on what else y'all do next week in FA that is

[rustic mountain]

We have a good bit of money

So I am excited to see

But Cam.

God let the defense be good

[rustic ore]

I'm hearing this year's O-line class is being hyped up to be even better than last year's, so that's nice

[rustic mountain]

Damn really?

[rustic ore]

Yeah

Last year's was pretty top heavy outside of Onwenu

This year's you got a lot of talent at both Tackle and Guard/Center

[rustic mountain]

We will need a great guard and center

Andrews and Thuney are basically gone

Thuney especially. Dude was a superhero. And we are gonna need all the time we can give Cam Newton 😞

[rustic ore]

On the plus side you'll be able to make the team as a whole better, even if Cam shits the bed again that just means you'll set up whoever would take over in 2022 for success

So at 15 y'all could take Waddle since he should be there, that's game breaking speed

Could also snag Vera-Tucker from USC for Guard, consensus on him seems to be that he'll be a badass from Day 1

If you went defense then maybe Parsons slips that far, could also take Owusu-Koramoah from Notre Dame, that dude is disgusting on the field. Legit sideline to sideline speed and he had one of the highest pass coverage grades of anyone in the NCAA last season

[rustic mountain]

One of the big things with Bill is seeing what happens with FA. He loves plugging smaller role player holes through it

I would rather he get a wide out in fa

[rustic ore]

Biggest names I see this year seem to be Golladay and JuJu

You also have old Hilton and AJ Green

Watkins flashes inconsistently and is a tad injury prone from what I've seen, Humphries could be an Edelman replacement

John Brown is quietly solid, good speed

Agholor looked like he finally figured out how to play WR again last year, Corey Davis is young and has a lot of potential but never really turned into the guy people expected him to become after going #5 overall

And you also have Higgins, Pascal, and Marvin Jones as under the radar options

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1370367181796610049

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Comp update: Patriots are finalizing a 1-year deal worth close to $14 million for Cam Newton to return to New England, per source.

Twitter · Mar 12, 2021, 1:32 PM

https://tenor.com/view/uncomfortable-girl-ew-yikes-gross-gif-16146199

BB what is you doing?

[simple seal]

https://tenor.com/view/jazza-sassy-mod-gif-8981492

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1370393521987936257

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Tom Brady reached agreement with the Buccaneers today on a four-year contract extension that voids to a one-year extension that locks him into Tampa through the 2022 season, sources tell ESPN.

Twitter · Mar 12, 2021, 3:17 PM

https://tenor.com/view/lord-have-mercy-lord-have-mercy-im-bout-to-bust-im-bout-to-bust-bust-a-nut-nut-gif-19236822

[dim kettle]

Is Bill really believing his defense will put them over the top? Because defense focused teams always bring winners. "cough" 2020 Bears "cough" Defense win championships is one of most overused phrases in sports. Yes, the Bucs won the SB mostly off of defense but the offense was also able to score 31 points.

[dim kettle]

4 years? Tom is a mad man, He's gonna retire by 70 at this rate

[rustic ore]

In reality I think it's just a 1 year deal for more money but they distributed his cap hit over the next 4 years

Like what they did with LVD

[dim kettle]

At this rate Brady retiring is like Oda ending OP. It's said and nothing happens.

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1370395581756149768?s=20

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

The Tom-Brady extension saves the Buccaneers $19 million against the cap this year, per sources. The additional voidable years are there to defray the cost. It was another effort from Brady to keep as much of the team together as possible. https://t.co/65qAGO5Px7

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Twitter · Mar 12, 2021, 3:25 PM

[rustic ore]

I thought we weren't allowed to post NSFW here anymore?

Jesus man

[dim kettle]

Can't be considered NSFW if it's only pleasurable to us.

[rustic ore]

[simple seal]

So Tom is playing till he's 48?

wtf man lmao

[tall temple]

what a cool guy

[simple seal]

48 year old Tom Brady winning his 10th SB

[dim kettle]

That’d be 3 SB titles for me. Thank you very much

[fair skiff]

@rustic ore they should rename shayne and nia as "we will injure you"

Litterally I hate nia

She has injured so many people

[sweet tree]

the announcement was basically nothing

[haughty moss]

Interesting

[granite shard]

https://twitter.com/hagridfcb/status/1370498046648324098?s=21

Reshad Rahman ✆ (@HagridFCB)

(🌕) Barcelona is preparing the money to make a bid for Erling Håland. @orioldomenech #Transfers 🇳🇴💰🚨

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Twitter · Mar 12, 2021, 10:12 PM

@sweet tree @gloomy meadow

am i dreaming

what money

[proud coyote]

oh man

can't be real

[honest umbra]

they plan to sell a aaaa lot of players

and reconstruct contracts

plus fans back should help

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/joesmithtb/status/1370416910999900165?s=21

Joe Smith (@JoeSmithTB)

BriseBois said Nikita Kucherov is “right on track” and expected to make full recovery and ready for playoffs. Started skating this week.

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Twitter · Mar 12, 2021, 4:50 PM

[fair skiff]

@rustic ore you read for bad bunny and archer vs miz and morrison at mania

This one of the most meh mainias tbh

[rustic ore]

Thanks for giving us what we really want Vince

[fair skiff]

Zayn not even on the card

Smh

I bet they are gonna do the ic ladder match again

Calling it now

Apollo is gonna win at fastlane

And it is gonna be big e apollo zayn corbin nakamura and ceasero

[tall temple]

Sixers game on currently and the wizards are playing horrible lol

[fair skiff]

@rustic ore andrade asked for his release

Very interesting

Since he is engaged to charlotte flair

[rustic ore]

Can't blame him, he's been a joke since they made him leave NXT

[fair skiff]

Ever since they changed his name

And like where is humberto

Or like anyone from the Mexican feud they were they were setting up

And he can't be used since zelena is gone

[tall temple]

is that a good thing

thats hes asking for a release

i dont follow wrestling or whatever fighting sport this is

[fair skiff]

It means that he is leaving wwe

So for him he will end up in one of three places

Back in mexico with AAA, in japan in NJPW, or in AEW or ROH

[tall temple]

hmmmm

[fair skiff]

He will have a job but he is getting married to Rick flairs daughter

It is common for couples to be in Different companies but normally better if they are in the same

[tall temple]

oh fuckkkk @hidden rampart

pray for embiid

[hidden rampart]

[tall temple]

https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/1370565460274470912

SportsCenter (@SportsCenter)

Joel Embiid went down after suffering an apparent leg injury.

He went back to the locker room. https://t.co/Qd8IqC5Ric

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Twitter · Mar 13, 2021, 2:40 AM

this is the injury clip

it looks really bad

im hoping its just a hyperextension

🙏

this is how he lands

AAGH THAT LOOKS SO BAD

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/the-lion-king-timon-pumbaa-ahh-scream-gif-5389685

[dim kettle]

Elton Brand Right Now:

[tall temple]

dude if its an acl tear

i swear to fucking god

the squad is holding it down rn

you love to see our "role-players" go off

[fair skiff]

https://twitter.com/WWEAleister/status/1370416070021033990?s=19

Devil's Blood (@WWEAleister)

https://t.co/KNaeqVSwx4

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Twitter · Mar 12, 2021, 4:47 PM

@rustic ore

First thing he tweeted in over a month

Probably asked to leave too

[tall temple]

https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/1370570457225789444

Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn)

Embiid has a hyperextended left knee and will get the MRI, sources said.

Twitter · Mar 13, 2021, 3:00 AM

I'm relieved

its only a hyperextension

[fair skiff]

Idk how

But wwe is managing to make me not look forward to wrestlemania

[proud coyote]

the disrespect to the wild

[open sail]

🙏

hope all goes well

been playing like a beast this year

[honest umbra]

good steal by kcp

good dub by the lakers

[proud coyote]

lakers have damian jones now?

[honest umbra]

yea

been in starting lineup

[gloomy meadow]

Yeah there's also the plan to issue bonds to fund the transfer. I just need it to happen, even if we need to sell half our team

The kids in Masia are ready

[open sail]

Who’s Damian Jones

[haughty moss]

player we signed to 2nd 10day contract

[hidden rampart]

[fair skiff]

https://twitter.com/AEWonTNT/status/1370792841119625216?s=19

All Elite Wrestling on TNT (@AEWonTNT)

You've heard of Singing in the Rain, but presenting Singing in the Ring ft. @maki_itoh . You're weekend playlist just got better 🎶 https://t.co/orBTAmXUs6

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Twitter · Mar 13, 2021, 5:44 PM

@rustic ore

Only aew

[dim ledge]

Idk if we've any wolves fans but

Really good deal

[gloomy meadow]

@honest umbra @sweet tree

[rustic ore]

@proud coyote https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2021/03/13/report-weston-richburg-is-likely-to-retire-restructured-contract-to-help-49ers/

Sad he’s retiring but cheers to him for being a bro on the way out

[rustic ore]

https://mobile.twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1370841643771777024

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Chargers releasing veteran CB Casey Hayward, per source.

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Twitter · Mar 13, 2021, 8:58 PM

[dim kettle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaXSSpWwNC0&ab_channel=BucsRaysBolts

[simple seal]

Finally

The Raptors really are honoring the 2009-2019 Bucs aren't they

Hornets are destroying them rn

3 starters out has those effects

[dim kettle]

At least the Raps have a championship to sink into the Gulf of Mexico with.

[simple seal]

[celest zephyr]

what even is this

[open sail]

The raptors are trash without their key players

[honest umbra]

Like who?

[proud coyote]

who woulda thunk

they are bad without Siakam, VanVleet, and Anunoby

[open sail]

^

[proud coyote]

woulda said this was obvious but the blazers are good without CJ and Nurk soooo...

[haughty moss]

Bucks survive

[open sail]

Lowry and Powell can’t always carry the team bench gotta step up and baynes too

[open sail]

Dame time

He’s should have been a starter for all star game

Not luka imo

[haughty moss]

Bench been bad for a min so not likely

[open sail]

yeah

raps bbench is trash

except for the goat boucher

[haughty moss]

he the only one fr

[open sail]

fr 😔 no one stepping up

fr bro

[haughty moss]

there’s a few guys out there if they become buyers by trade deadline

[open sail]

Yeah raptors stuff in the middle rn

[tall temple]

this is a tank season for you

raps cant compete with the other teams

[prisma ravine]

raptors are bad

[tall temple]

every team just got so much better

[prisma ravine]

my Jazz are just too good

i was a Lakers fan

but ADs injury made me switch

[tall temple]

bruh lol

fake fan

[prisma ravine]

nah

[tall temple]

i been liking my team for years

[prisma ravine]

i dont follow NBA

just pick a team

and follow players

[tall temple]

ah lol

[prisma ravine]

im more NFL-NCAAB

[tall temple]

you see what happened to the jazz vs the sixers?

lmao

[haughty moss]

Lmao

[tall temple]

ryo what team do you follow?

im getting serious raps energy from yo u

[silk notch]

AD going to be back soon anyways

[tall temple]

but maybe its something else 🤷

[haughty moss]

lakers

[tall temple]

lakers, hmm

[prisma ravine]

lakers are bad

[tall temple]

what did AD go down with again?

[prisma ravine]

Lereject cant do anything on his own

[haughty moss]

calf strain

[tall temple]

ah

[silk notch]

I forget but I think he has 2 more weeks only

[tall temple]

you gotta be pretty careful with the calf strains

could turn into an acl tear (?) i think

might be something else

[haughty moss]

yeah don’t wanna play with that

[tall temple]

achilles*

i get confused with achilles injury and an acl

[prisma ravine]

as long as he doesnt come back until they miss the playoffs

achilles is heel

acl is knee

[tall temple]

yeah i know

[prisma ravine]

it wasnt either

[haughty moss]

just play it safe with ad and we’ll be fine

[prisma ravine]

play it safe

bench until next season

[haughty moss]

oh yeah ncaa selection tomorrow

[open sail]

Kh4n cmon bruh choose a team 😔

Raps fan here btw y’all already know

[haughty moss]

[open sail]

You’re a Lakers fan ryo?

[haughty moss]

yep

[open sail]

Champion vibes

[haughty moss]

[honest umbra]

raptors just got lamelo ball'd today

[open sail]

😔

[haughty moss]

[celest zephyr]

[tall temple]

raptors have completely fallen apart this year

at least vanvleet is stepping it up

pascal went from an all star starter to not even making it

sad stuff

[honest umbra]

making it where

[celest zephyr]

all star

[proud coyote]

https://twitter.com/JohnLynch49ers/status/1370974340146065409?s=20

John Lynch (@JohnLynch49ers)

I’m thirsty. Niners fans, you want some “Juice?”

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Twitter · Mar 14, 2021, 5:45 AM

Settle down John

[tall temple]

yall ever see those dumbass mfs using RAPTOR as an argument for DPOY ?

it pisses me off so much

they using a trash site for evidence

they got vanvleet over kawhi, giannis, simmons, mikal bridges, pat bev, lebron, dwight, bam, lu dort, ibaka, jrue holiday lmfao

its all salty jazz fans as well

they mad philly beat them

in one game

[burnt cedar]

https://twitter.com/afcstuff/status/1371126773983887365?s=21

afcstuff (@afcstuff)

Mikel Arteta on Aubameyang: “He was going to start the game. We had a disciplinary issue, we have drawn the line & we move on. He is on the bench. No [nothing more to say], we keep that internally. We have a process we have to respect for every game & that’s it.” [Sky] #afc

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Twitter · Mar 14, 2021, 3:51 PM

Game against our biggest rivals

Drops the captain to the BENCH for disciplinary issues not from the squad but to the BENCH

What a football club

[sweet tree]

what the heck

[silk notch]

I think that just shows arteta actually respects himself he has to drop auba

[burnt cedar]

Yesssss

[austere raven]

Did anyone see that Lamela goal

[sweet tree]

yeah that was a nice rabona

[burnt cedar]

Hope Lamela enjoyed his rabona

Prick

[burnt cedar]

Fuck Tottenham

Let’s gooooo

[restive sundial]

Beastly performance from the bois

Smith rowe Tierney Gabriel especially

[burnt cedar]

The pass from Pepe

I hope he starts next game

[restive sundial]

Gabriel kept kane quiet almost throughout the game except at the end
Was dominant in the air and made a match winning block

[burnt cedar]

Kane was frustrated all game and does this

No foul no booking

I’m even shocked Lamela got a red

[restive sundial]

What a fucking prick

[burnt cedar]

They’re such a dirty team

[tall temple]

what a weirdo

[haughty moss]

https://twitter.com/sportscenter/status/1371194717921284096?s=21

SportsCenter (@SportsCenter)

Breaking: Aaron Jones has reached agreement with the Packers on a four-year deal worth $48 million, including a $13 million signing bonus, agent Drew Rosenhaus tells @AdamSchefter.

Twitter · Mar 14, 2021, 8:21 PM

[haughty moss]

https://twitter.com/sportscenter/status/1371207200039964677?s=21

SportsCenter (@SportsCenter)

Breaking: Drew Brees is retiring from the NFL, he announced on Instagram.

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138

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Twitter · Mar 14, 2021, 9:10 PM

[honest umbra]

Dang

It be like that

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/hes-gone-he-left-hes-not-here-hes-not-present-were-alone-gif-15115972

@dim kettle

[simple seal]

https://tenor.com/view/finished-elijah-wood-lord-of-the-rings-lava-fire-gif-5894611

[haughty moss]

loll

[dim kettle]

The bad man’s gone. So this is what it was like for Buffalo fans last year.