sports

[frail berry]

they want that farewell goal

[nimble onyx]

You can tell Aston Villa is hungover lol

[dense blade]

Btw has petrovic been better than sanchez croco?

[hasty basin]

He's completely turned it around

He's been amazing ever since we loaned in another keeper

[dense blade]

[hasty basin]

Guess all he needed was competition

[amber grove]

I'm just happy to have Xabi

[fathom tree]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-ksi-speed-trying-not-to-laugh-speed-laughing-gif-15969897472035948306

Deserved

[dense blade]

I'm not gonna say

But you're in for a surprise

[amber grove]

We don't have divas and pussies like Madrid he will work here if the board let's him work

[dense blade]

[noble fractal]

if united wins Sunderland could play europa

[amber grove]

Sunderland is currently in the conference league

[willow bone]

The ditta ek point they made when kkr match got abandoned 😭

The middle one is shreyas iyer sister and also some hired admins for social media accounts

[hasty basin]

Yo can we defend?

https://tenor.com/view/cracking-up-laugh-folded-folded-under-pressure-folding-under-pressure-gif-14152638268988677087

[dense blade]

Man boro lost to hull in the playoffs 💔

[amber grove]

Enzo so tired of Sanchez 😂😂😂😂

[dense blade]

Id have loved to see carrick ball against them

[hasty basin]

They scoed

It's so over.

[fathom tree]

This was such a hard watch bro wtf

Ditta ek point

Get out

😭🙏

[ripe yacht]

21

HES DONE IT

[dim ledge]

Record for Bruno

Deserved

[ripe yacht]

BRUNO IS BY HIMSELD

[dense blade]

HELLL YEA

[ripe yacht]

[ripe yacht]

LFGG

[fathom tree]

Yoooo

So many trolls

[willow bone]

[fathom tree]

Yes

Deserved vro

[hasty basin]

Thank you United

Thank God

[fathom tree]

That admin is a clown

[hasty basin]

Can these bums not lose man

[sweet tree]

nice goal by gibbs

[candid nova]

pbks getting bashed?

[amber grove]

Sunderland are now in Europa Brighton is in the Conference League

[ripe yacht]

Pfa is secured

I fucking love Bruno man

[fathom tree]

Yes

[candid nova]

🫡

nah i feel sad man

shitty rr made it

[sweet tree]

21?

[fathom tree]

They deserve it bro

[ripe yacht]

Now we need Leeds to smash west ham, so we can get matty for cheap

[fathom tree]

Their social media admin was making fun of everyone

[ripe yacht]

Yeah he’s done it

Dorgu goal

[candid nova]

idk abt that but rr dont deserve to qualify

[sweet tree]

[fathom tree]

Even in those matches where they weren’t involved

[fathom tree]

💔

[nimble onyx]

Need a mando Welbeck goal

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2058572848369701129

Tekkers Foot (@tekkersfoot)

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 PATRICK DORGU OPENS THE SCORING FOR MANCHESTER UNITED! BRUNO FERNANDES WITH THE ASSIST!
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FixupX · May 24, 2026, 3:36 PM

grats to him

[nimble onyx]

Can't believe Tuchel didnt call him up

[sweet tree]

that's like 8th or 9th from corner I think

[candid nova]

dude admins social media all that bs is totally different what matters is the team, players, mangement coaches etc

[simple seal]

Joe and his stupid ass moustache lmao

[fathom tree]

Leave social media even the players are not likeable

[hasty basin]

PLEASEEE

[ripe yacht]

Yeah I think we have the 3rd highest goals from set pieces this season lmao

[tardy solstice]

[dense blade]

ethical corners*

[candid nova]

social media game is completely different

[fathom tree]

Yea they lost 6 games in a row

[dense blade]

please don't lump us with them

[fathom tree]

Shit on social media and on field

[candid nova]

yea cant defend that shit tbh

😭

[hasty basin]

Do NOT bring this shit to footy bro

https://tenor.com/view/cracking-up-laugh-folded-folded-under-pressure-folding-under-pressure-gif-14152638268988677087

[undone pond]

Ballon dor for the goat pls 😔

[hollow umbra]

https://tenor.com/rQg19fuMF7b.gif

[fathom tree]

But imagine telling in social media “just give us the trophy already” so early in the season

[candid nova]

they celebrated too early ig

[hasty basin]

I hope that's not what Liverpool are doing

[candid nova]

💔

[amber grove]

PEDRO........

[hollow umbra]

liverpool vs brentford

[willow bone]

Average kkr fan

[dense blade]

I'm sorry man 😔
Ethical corners are more important than FTs to me

[fathom tree]

Pbsdk🙏

[tardy solstice]

That's true tho 🔥

[candid nova]

ufff

[fathom tree]

Yes

[candid nova]

overconfidence kills ig

[fathom tree]

Even the dumbass cricket pundits were saying give the trophy to PBKS already

Now see

[candid nova]

celebrated too early

[fathom tree]

Their ass got humbled

[candid nova]

tbh they had insane luck till the very end

[hollow umbra]

RIO WHAT SHOT

[fathom tree]

Cause of one point

[candid nova]

but ofc choked

[hasty basin]

?

GOAL?

[dim ledge]

No

[hollow umbra]

nah it was close

[hasty basin]

Bruh

[dense blade]

This rio guy is good

[candid nova]

sooo WHO DO U THINK WILL TAKE THE TROPHY

!!

[dim ledge]

He is but I'm hoping we don't wear him out before 20

[dense blade]

I knew it before you guys snatched him from chels

[fathom tree]

GT

[candid nova]

im going with rcb

[hollow umbra]

english yamal if slot plays him ✌️

[fathom tree]

If RCB wins on Tuesday I’ll be shocked

[dense blade]

alright chill now

[dim ledge]

Chelsea's tactic of having a whole stable of players failing yet again

[candid nova]

we have 1 day gap

[fathom tree]

Wednesday for you

[candid nova]

really??

[fathom tree]

Yea

[hollow umbra]

he has the potential it just depends on game time icl

[candid nova]

midnight

[dense blade]

They had a really really good core in the youth system

[candid nova]

its alr tues so 1 day

[dim ledge]

I'm sorry but these Brentford kits are proper bad

[fathom tree]

Yup

[dense blade]

Now it's just a bunch of nothing with a few good players here and there

[candid nova]

i just wanna see spurs getting relegated

[hollow umbra]

i really hope allison doesnt leave to juventus 😔

[noble fractal]

everton is only exists to ruin everyones fun

[candid nova]

watching pl rn

[hasty basin]

Spurs have scored.

[sweet tree]

NOOOO

[noble fractal]

they conceded

[sweet tree]

spurs goal

[hasty basin]

Arsenal scored

[sweet tree]

Palhinha

[amber grove]

Finally reaches for a card about time

[dense blade]

Not a great day for london

[hollow umbra]

you guys do know spurs getting relegated is bad for the league

[nimble onyx]

SPURS

[dense blade]

Not really

[frail berry]

td be funny regardless

[nimble onyx]

Would be good for us tbf

[dense blade]

They aren't that big to have too big an impact

2-0

Mboomo

[hollow umbra]

spurs brings alot of income with their stadium

[nimble onyx]

Brighton are so ass

[sweet tree]

spurs staying up

[ripe yacht]

What a fucking goal lol

[noble fractal]

Im not a prem fan I just want to join in on the clowning when they move down

[dense blade]

which will still happen even if they get relegated

[noble fractal]

[hollow umbra]

https://tenor.com/fKI8sC10deC.gif

[ripe yacht]

David moyes needs to lock in

[dense blade]

I mean technically, yes, the league will lose some money, but it won't be substantial to make a big difference

[hollow umbra]

spurs brings like a billion something pounds per year right?

[dense blade]

On the other hand Westham getting relegated is far far worse for london lol

[hasty basin]

Spurs a team with fans gimmick in 2026

[ripe yacht]

Villa lowkey replaced them anyways 😭

[dense blade]

No they don't lmao

[hasty basin]

https://tenor.com/view/druski-gif-16183531549233652780

[hollow umbra]

hmm how much then?

[amber grove]

What are you on about

[dense blade]

The only billion pound team in world football is like Madrid I believe

[ripe yacht]

Dawg we don’t even bring in a billion per year

wtf lmao

[noble fractal]

spurs have fans, probably every masochist in the country is one

[hasty basin]

There is no spurs fans anymore

There is only Arsenal haters

[hollow umbra]

I see fair enough my bad

[dense blade]

https://tenor.com/view/youknow-you-gif-19056787

[hasty basin]

I've seen more action from them during BOURNEMOUTH VS MANCHESTER CITY game

[neat radish]

So close from west ham

[hasty basin]

Than their own game for RELEGATION t

[noble fractal]

ngl I think spurs fans went crawling to arsenal

[sweet tree]

yeah its just them

we come in 2nd but we haven't hit a billion in revenue yet

[noble fractal]

yanited again

[dense blade]

Should be you guys soon

[oak flower]

fr same with aston villa theyre chumps

[dense blade]

With that new stadium

[oak flower]

ik

[nimble onyx]

Play like that against us just to shit the bed against Forest

[ripe yacht]

We apparently hit 834 mil without Europe lol

[dense blade]

We are massive

[hasty basin]

They're lowkey better 💔

Ok nah but 😭

These counters are deadly

[hollow umbra]

And yet the stadium is filled with rats thats lowkey insane

[sweet tree]

united would exceed madrid with a new stadium and if they remained good in europe

[ripe yacht]

Baldylocks is gonna do you dirty like ten hag

[dense blade]

Not happening

It'd be like 2035 before they start at this rate

[noble fractal]

that's not a a nice way to talk about british people 💔

[hollow umbra]

Casual racism 💔😭

[plush stream]

I've seen enough

Give Bruno the POTS award

[sweet tree]

he has it locked

[hollow umbra]

when was the last time a player won player of the season while trophyless 🤔

[plush stream]

Award isn't tied by trophy

[nimble onyx]

Harry Kane?

[plush stream]

It's an individual award

[sweet tree]

https://x.com/i/status/2058140887444570346

Premier League (@premierleague)

Bruno Fernandes joins an illustrious list of Player of the Season winners 🫶

X · May 23, 2026, 11:00 AM

[plush stream]

YESSS!!!

[ripe yacht]

Need spurs to score another https://fixupx.com/simplyutd/status/2058506728371527762?s=46

SimplyUtd (@SimplyUtd)

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FixupX · May 24, 2026, 11:13 AM

[noble fractal]

I need Kane out of our farmers league

[sweet tree]

not the PFA award but yeah will win it anyways

[hollow umbra]

its bale

[noble fractal]

go back to england pls

[hollow umbra]

wow

[hasty basin]

What's with this guy and these pricetags

Southampton just ruining the sport

With every fiber for their being

[dim ledge]

Not remotely worth lol

[noble fractal]

West ham moving down and they think they can demand these outrageous prices?

[dim ledge]

United have been actually building kinda well

Don't do this to yourselves

[dense blade]

mail sports

yeah lmao

[hollow umbra]

medicore players are worth 80m now? 😂

[ripe yacht]

I don’t think we’re paying anything over 40mil for him lmao

[hasty basin]

Pricing "Dibling" at 100M and "Mateus Fernandes" at 44M

[noble fractal]

We will be taking mavropanos back though

[dense blade]

I even liked dibling man

[noble fractal]

u don't need him in the championship

[dense blade]

Shame his one leg was worth 50m

[hasty basin]

He was the only Southampton player with life

But he's 20M max idec

[plush stream]

I've seen enough

Give Bruno the ballon dor

[neat radish]

is it not de bruyne?

[hasty basin]

Genuinely did nothing apart from sexy dribbling

[neat radish]

van dijk and salah as well

[dense blade]

The ballondr is for the worldcup mvp this year

[hasty basin]

I think it's gonna be for someone with

[sweet tree]

should just go to kane

[hasty basin]

League title + UCL + wc

[noble fractal]

so arsenal or psg?

[dense blade]

True but I don't see England winning it

So idk

[hasty basin]

Probably

[noble fractal]

player

[noble fractal]

it would have to be a france/spain player then

[dense blade]

Who in arsenal would even win? Gabriel?

[hasty basin]

Depends who wins wc lol

Rice is top 5 rn

[hollow umbra]

nah its bale 11/12 he was the last trophyless player to win player of the season award

[dense blade]

Cause that would be like Dembele

[hasty basin]

But idk about England this wc

[dense blade]

If it's England then it's kane

Surely

[nimble onyx]

Trophyless as in didn't win the Prem?

[hollow umbra]

trophyless in general

[neat radish]

van dijk and salah won it when they didnt

oh ok

[hasty basin]

Could also be WC + league trophy ig

[noble fractal]

A meteor will crush earth into a million pieces before england wins a other WC

[dim ledge]

It's wild that Salah has only two POTS'

[dense blade]

Meh those news reporters don't care about no league

[hasty basin]

Rodri won it with international comp + league

Did he win the cup that season?

[dense blade]

Lost in fa cup

[hollow umbra]

was city trophyless in 2024?

[dense blade]

I think

[nimble onyx]

then it would be Salah I think

[noble fractal]

would be funny if spain wins it and they actually hand it to yamal

😭

[hasty basin]

League

[hollow umbra]

Oh

[dense blade]

I fucking hate city but it's so wild to me that Haaland didn't win it that treble season and all of the city fans sucked messis balls for it

So funny

[undone pond]

watch keane seethe about bruno. i can alr see it coming

[hasty basin]

Never forget when a reporter didn't let Lewandowski into his top 5 because he was too slow on fifa and "didn't score enough goals for Germany"

[hollow umbra]

world cup tax

[noble fractal]

being a generational player but playing for a small country 💔

[sweet tree]

they should just let players vote

some of those journalist suck

[dense blade]

Thats even worse too

[hollow umbra]

ngl as a kid I thought lewandoski was german but as a grown ass man this is embarrassing how do you think that 😭😭

[hasty basin]

Voter for the ballon d'or

💔

[noble fractal]

and ppl wonder why immigrants in europe prefer to play for europe

[dense blade]

You see some of these players votes and it fucking reeks of biases all over

[dim ledge]

Fuck him

[sweet tree]

didn't know who lewa was until he scored 4 goals on Madrid

[dim ledge]

I'm so tired of sky pundits man

[hollow umbra]

also thogden also voted in the ballon d’or ceremony 😂😂

[dim ledge]

Carra, Gazza, Roy

All awful

[hasty basin]

Are we allowed to say that name here?

It should be banned no?

[noble fractal]

aren't most journalists fr*nch?

[dense blade]

"gazza"

[hollow umbra]

Why? Is thogden name banned?

[dense blade]

Just say gary man

[hasty basin]

It should be

[noble fractal]

who?

[hasty basin]

Balkan ban everyone from saying Thogden

[dense blade]

And Thogdad

[hollow umbra]

lowkey understable john nillis and thogden are the cringiest football content creators

[hasty basin]

I liked John Nillis asw 💔

Same with Fiago

They've all gone to shit

[hollow umbra]

💔

[dim ledge]

All content creators should be crucified

[dense blade]

I saw a few clips of this new guy called matty recently

He looked nice

[hasty basin]

My current goats 🤝

[dim ledge]

Is he the United guy? Matty fc?

[dense blade]

Yeah

[dim ledge]

If so that guy should blow his brains out

Welp

[dense blade]

[hollow umbra]

fiagio when you dont support a third division team from Ukraine

[dim ledge]

American right?

[sweet tree]

I dont really watch much footy content

[dense blade]

He's Brazilian

[sweet tree]

just prime sidemen days but that's gone

[dense blade]

Supports casemiro a lot

And Cunha

[hasty basin]

Fiago when you don't know about HSV Fitzenburger hot dog cup win in 1964

[dim ledge]

Show me his pfp

[hollow umbra]

😭😭

[dense blade]

Matty?

[dim ledge]

Yeah I may be confusing him with someone else

[dense blade]

Nah he's the matty fc guy on yt

I don't really follow him tbh just seen a few clips here and there

[hasty basin]

Uh oh

Villa what are you doing

VILLA STOP

[dim ledge]

Nvm yeah it's him

[ripe yacht]

1 more assist and Bruno will have the most assist in a single season in all top 5 leagues

[dim ledge]

Yeah I hope he's found dead hanging from a rope

Awful

[dense blade]

He's like the only positive guy I've seen

[sweet tree]

watkins goal

[dense blade]

Everybody else just doompost about United

[hasty basin]

City payback for not letting them win the league 💔

[dense blade]

It is what it is

[hasty basin]

YES united

Ok confirmed 6th now

Just need Liverpool to win

[dense blade]

lmao

Bruno scored and celebrated and it's apparently off

[hasty basin]

Damn

[dense blade]

Great goal too

Robbery

ONNNN

GOALLLLL

[ripe yacht]

[dense blade]

We should pump this brighton team for all those crimes

[noble fractal]

united in a good mood tonight

[fringe tundra]

United on SMOOOOOKE

[ripe yacht]

3 MORE GOALS

[noble fractal]

what for

[dense blade]

Bruno looking happy while playing a game

Doesn't happen often

[hasty basin]

City please

It's all gone to shit

[ripe yacht]

First time there hasn’t been 6+ goals in a game

In the prem

[hasty basin]

Yeah in like 128 years

Crazy

[dense blade]

Croco youre saying so much about City but Bournemouth is still losing 😭

Dorgu wtf

[sweet tree]

as long as Brighton losing

[hasty basin]

It doesn't matter

[sweet tree]

I think it's not an issue

[hasty basin]

Yeah

[fringe tundra]

can we PLEASE just run away with this 5th man

[hasty basin]

Brighton there's 0% chance they come back so

We're gurranteed 6th

[dense blade]

Ah

[sweet tree]

city & liverpool just needs to win

[ripe yacht]

Get used to it, he’s our starting lw next season 😭

[dense blade]

Just need a summer break before turning to bale

Trust

Amaddd so close

[hasty basin]

Burnley goal 🔥

Wow Tav what a goal

We equalise

Hey at least the streak is alive

[rapid yoke]

skull

[hasty basin]

People thought this "Crystal Palace B team" was gonna beat Arsenal

https://tenor.com/view/cracking-up-laugh-folded-folded-under-pressure-folding-under-pressure-gif-14152638268988677087

[amber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/cole-palmer-cold-palmer-cold-cfc-chelsea-fc-gif-16681679580619147749

[sweet tree]

Noni scored

[hasty basin]

City are getting destroyed

[dense blade]

Didn't even realise chelsea were down 2-0

[amber grove]

Who TF thought that

[hasty basin]

People watching the Bournemouth City game

Hoping if city won Palace would take points off Arsenal

[amber grove]

Thats a save attempt that would make Sanchez proud by Sunderland's keeper

[hasty basin]

Which is just ridiculous

I've seen first hand how bad their 2nd team is

It's worse than any team I've seen

[dense blade]

There's a reason glasner doesn't play any of them

[hasty basin]

LIVERPOOL

OMGOMG OMGOMGO MG CITY

PLEASE

[dim ledge]

BOOOOOOOOM

[hasty basin]

CITY PLEASE

[dim ledge]

Offside check

Players not celebrating

[hasty basin]

Bruh

[ripe yacht]

Mount in the pivot, lowkey moved

[hasty basin]

Pep brought on Kovacic great

[dim ledge]

Given

[hasty basin]

NICE

CITY PLEASEEEEE

[ripe yacht]

NO WELBECK GOAL AGAINST US

[hasty basin]

Villa goal

Dream is over

💔

[sweet tree]

lol

damn

[fathom tree]

Fofana red😭😭💔💔

[amber grove]

Red card FC still alive baby

Even on the last day of the season

Yeah Enzo is checked out enjoy Manchester City

[nimble onyx]

Fuck no

[rapid yoke]

MERNINEO

[dense blade]

Chelsea ending the season with a red

[ripe yacht]

LACEY ON

[nimble onyx]

We would’ve got you in Europe if you had just let us win

[hasty basin]

We fucking beat Arsenal

POINTS GIVEN TO CITY 4

[nimble onyx]

[hasty basin]

POINTS GIVEN TO ARSENAL 3

💔

[dense blade]

We beat both Arsenal and City with Carrick

No pickers here

[hollow umbra]

There goes our record

[dense blade]

[nimble onyx]

Why can’t you guys defend

[hollow umbra]

i dont know

[nimble onyx]

This on Pep if anything

Rico Lewis in the big 26

[hasty basin]

I mean I guess you guys just wanted to send him off with a loss

[sweet tree]

https://x.com/i/status/2058584775867204096

Mark Goldbridge (@markgoldbridge)

Forget about assist records, Chelsea must have broken the red card record as well

X · May 24, 2026, 4:23 PM

[hollow umbra]

no way pep is losing on his last ever game

[dense blade]

Maybe having 3 kids at 24 wasn't a good idea Foden

[hollow umbra]

[sweet tree]

apparently chelsea hold that record with 9 in 2009

[nimble onyx]

He’s the one who picked the lineup

[hollow umbra]

foden last premier league goal was 5 months ago btw if anyone wants to know that

[karmic anvil]

Keep your Honda big bro

[hasty basin]

Villa is drunk bro 😭

[rapid yoke]

it says 7 on sofascore for me

and the official prem website says this

[hasty basin]

2 to a striker with 8 pints

[sweet tree]

interesting

[rapid yoke]

but 23 24 chelsea had the most yellow cards in a season with 105

[hasty basin]

Can only trust united ATP

[dense blade]

[hasty basin]

WEST HAM?

That story might not be over

[sweet tree]

spurs are winning tho

[dense blade]

Nah it's over

Everton look numb

[sweet tree]

a draw doesn't help west ham

[hasty basin]

Everton are a shithousery team though

If they know Spurs are relegating with their win they can lock in

[dense blade]

Lol

Spurs fans are looking at sofascore in stands

[hasty basin]

So they're aware of the situation they're in

[dense blade]

Ofcourse

They even showed De zerbi smiling

[hasty basin]

Everton goal will shake earth

[sweet tree]

bro

this has to be the season with the most corner goals in the prem right

deadass

[hasty basin]

No idea

We've literally scored the least with 2 so I never see it

[dense blade]

Weird flex

[hasty basin]

Salah gone

[hasty basin]

THIS IS NOT A FLEX ☣️ ☣️

[dim ledge]

Goodbye Mo 💔

[sweet tree]

[hasty basin]

🙏

[dense blade]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-chopper-toss-rekt-angry-gif-4793447

[rapid yoke]

chels closer to wolves than arsenal

[dense blade]

(jk)

bye salah

you wont be missed here

[hasty basin]

Let's keep the streak alive for next season at least 🤞

[frail berry]

didnt get a goal but atleast he got the assist

[sweet tree]

yeah nice cross

[nimble onyx]

Silva and now Stones 💔

[dim ledge]

https://x.com/LFC/status/2058587345843024380

Liverpool FC (@LFC)

73' - The whole of Anfield stands to applaud as Salah comes off on his final appearance for the Reds - replaced by Frimpong.

Thank you for everything, Mo ❤️

[1-1] #LIVBRE

X · May 24, 2026, 4:34 PM

[amber grove]

Where's he even going

Haven't kept up with any rumor around him

[dim ledge]

Nobody knows

[dense blade]

Prob saudi

[amber grove]

Please no

[nimble onyx]

He’s got Turkey written all over him

[dense blade]

Maybe even US tbh cause hes yknow..

[hasty basin]

Stones crying

[ripe yacht]

Al hilal it is then

[hasty basin]

I hope he goes Serie a

(Salah btw)

[amber grove]

Rather see him in Saudi than that joke

[dense blade]

Doubt he wants to stay more in europe

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2058588079540019426

USA Sports (@usasports)

One last goodbye at Anfield 🥹
︀︀
︀︀Mo Salah comes off the pitch at Liverpool for the final time.

**🔁 5 ❤️ 18 👁️ 262 **

▶ Play video

FixupX · May 24, 2026, 4:36 PM

[dense blade]

especially serie a if not roma

[amber grove]

Salah vs Bologna we are good 😂

[hasty basin]

Hell no

MODRIC and KDB are there bro 💔

Oh and Hojlund yeah

[dense blade]

Not this gimmick now

[sweet tree]

KDB just had a nice assist today

[amber grove]

Thats like saying "Nicolas Jackson is in the Bundesliga"

SEND HIM OFF

[dense blade]

At least Hojlund got to sign with his new club

[amber grove]

DIARRHEA TRIED TO KILL HIM

[tender hornet]

Johnny stones walk off

[dense blade]

Nicholas is coming home

[tender hornet]

What an absolute legend

[amber grove]

And we selling him to Al Hilal to team up with Salah

HIS STUDS ARE UP HOW'S THAT JUST A YELLOW

[tender hornet]

Unrelated but these jeresys kinda suck icl

[hasty basin]

West Ham scored again

Gave Senesi a concussion on our last game :fire

🔥

[amber grove]

Bowen has looked great this year but the question is will he be able to do this on a rainy Tuesday night in Stoke?

[tender hornet]

EVERTON PLEASE WE NEED THIS

[sweet tree]

little too late

bowen goal

[amber grove]

James is pissed

[novel slate]

Turn this game on for like 3 minutes and see multiple flops

[crude berry]

Everton please 🙏 😭

[nimble onyx]

Everton isn’t going to do shit

Let’s be real

[hasty basin]

Yeah like city

[amber grove]

Anyone bothering with the Indy500?

[sweet tree]

Europa is good atleast

[hasty basin]

Yeah ik 🤪

[sweet tree]

https://tenor.com/view/nothing-ever-happens-chud-chudjak-soyjak-90-seconds-to-nothing-gif-9277709574191520604

atleast Bruno broke the record

[nimble onyx]

Fairs

[novel slate]

https://tenor.com/view/john-cena-wwe-belt-wrestling-gif-9394485838351001615

2nite

Wemby dropping 60 30

[hasty basin]

THE GAME IS 30 MINUTES EARLIER 🔥

[dense blade]

Oh yeah Spurs and Okc play today

I should sleep early

[dim ledge]

Salah and Robbo gone man

End of an era

Fucking ten hag was right

[amber grove]

Thoughts on Slot now? @dim ledge

[dense blade]

[dim ledge]

I have none

I'm not in the locker room

If he's truly lost the locker room then he has to go plain as. I don't know for sure if he has

I think he has some quality coaching acumen. The question is if that's enough

[novel slate]

[amber grove]

I think its safe to say he'll be Liverpool's manager in 26/27 season

[dense blade]

Yellow for diving

[dim ledge]

I think it's up in the air more than LFC are willing to admit

[dense blade]

Oliver loves his attention

[dim ledge]

but I expect the same

[sacred kite]

🥀

[nimble onyx]

Incoming clutch performance from Carushow himself to seal the game

[hasty basin]

McCain 3s from logo

[sacred kite]

I miss McCain

[hasty basin]

I deadass think Spurs respect Shai more than I do

And idk how that's possible

[nimble onyx]

Thank you Philly

[dense blade]

Think it might be time to share my pre season prediction now that its coming to an end

[amber grove]

I have SAS winning tonight

[novel slate]

So kind of them to let Shai look like an elite passer

[hasty basin]

Yeah fair enough

[dense blade]

Not too bad tbh

[novel slate]

[hasty basin]

on GOD bro 😭

Like doubling I Get but

[nimble onyx]

Arsenal in 4th is a surprise

[hasty basin]

They get ANOTHER MAN on him

[amber grove]

West Ham 17th?

[hasty basin]

Lemme see my predictions

[dense blade]

I had Arteta getting sacked this year man

Didnt know he would come up with this corner gimmick

[nimble onyx]

Trust the process

FODEN

[dense blade]

Had them getting relegated before I knew Lunik ngl

[nimble onyx]

GET IN

MY STAR BOY

[dim ledge]

+10 lmfao

[hasty basin]

11 minutes here

[dense blade]

Yeah I remember putting Bournemouth late because of this lol

Spurs over United was crazy dude

[nimble onyx]

Wtf

[hasty basin]

I thought Frank had it 💔

[dense blade]

Hell nah

[fathom tree]

Offside

[dense blade]

Especially with the CL

[hasty basin]

Bro they went so far in UCL for no reason

Killed them completely

[nimble onyx]

Sigh

[sweet tree]

foden off

[hasty basin]

Alright why did Palace actually come back 😭

[nimble onyx]

Wtf

VAR?

[tender hornet]

Phil foden ass is offsides 😭

[sweet tree]

ffs

[nimble onyx]

Offside rule is so stupid man

[amber grove]

NBC broadcast just showed a Sunderland fan take a mean hit of his vape 😭

[sweet tree]

yeah that's dumb

nobody scoring with their ass

[hasty basin]

Bruh

[dense blade]

this is some sterling ass shit lmao

[nimble onyx]

Sorry

[hasty basin]

Well it wouldn't matter now

[novel slate]

Someone always on the floor bruh

[hasty basin]

Doubt Pool and city both score

[dense blade]

Everton are so useless

[novel slate]

This is where Wemby got it from

[nimble onyx]

Didn’t have anything to play for

Brighton did tho

[hasty basin]

So I did a good job of hiding SGA in Real Madrid jersey

No more negative PR ❤️

[nimble onyx]

But lost to a United team that was simply trying to give Bruno the record

[ripe yacht]

They did this to themselves ☺️ ✌️ https://fixupx.com/officialbhafc/status/2058212086308548784?s=46

Brighton & Hove Albion (@OfficialBHAFC)

Manchester United memories! 📸💫

**💬 1.8K 🔁 1.7K ❤️ 16.0K 👁️ 1.33M **

FixupX · May 23, 2026, 3:42 PM

[dense blade]

United in a good mood is difficult to beat

Even if we have nothing to play for

[hasty basin]

Positives: unbeaten streak alive and highest points ever in prem record for us

[crude berry]

Varane flashback

[nimble onyx]

Losing to a hungover Villa certainly is something

Even with our B team

[dense blade]

+9

[sweet tree]

9 mins for what

[rapid yoke]

everyone eats day apart from west ham

[hasty basin]

And Chelsea ig

[novel slate]

get up bruh

[sweet tree]

west ham won 3-0

[ripe yacht]

Not bad company, hoped he got one more tho

[hasty basin]

Too late

[novel slate]

This is like Shai in the finals laying on the floor after every foul

[sweet tree]

yeah

[hasty basin]

Bro I swear teams in 18th always win in last game

[sweet tree]

it's over

[dense blade]

Im fine

Save some for next season

[rapid yoke]

do you know when the parade is?

[karmic anvil]

If this city game actually meant something my head would be hot 😂😂 a clear pen and a goal chalked off for city, and both villa goals controversial

[hasty basin]

Yes yes I agree

Deduct 6 points from Villa

[karmic anvil]

Deduct 10 from Arsenal I reckon

[ripe yacht]

Won the prem and still obsessing over Bruno lmao

[nimble onyx]

OMG

DANGO MISSED

[dim ledge]

FT 1-1

[hasty basin]

I think the real team you should be mad at is Everton

Just me tho

[dense blade]

Doesnt matter

[ripe yacht]

Matty Fernandes 30mil here we go

[nimble onyx]

Wouldn’t that have guaranteed a European spot for them?

[dim ledge]

Goes to arsenal for 30,000,001

[frail berry]

https://x.com/premierleague/status/2058586110939308220?s=46&t=noFNdvQyrzGI4Ps9QqtxxA damn actually didn’t know this

Premier League (@premierleague)

Another @LFC record for Mohamed Salah. 🇪🇬👑

In his final match at Anfield he overtakes Steven Gerrard's Premier League assists total!

X · May 24, 2026, 4:29 PM

[smoky fable]

Wenger approved

[dense blade]

Theyre already in Europa

[hasty basin]

He means Brentford

[nimble onyx]

Yea

[dense blade]

fuck im still hungover with dango in bournemouth

mb

[hollow umbra]

barley quilifed for ucl football what happned to my club 😭

[hasty basin]

Ok bro I know you are a big fan of Bournemouth and all but cmon now not everything is about you guys

[sweet tree]

https://x.com/i/status/2058594625053511960

Goals Xtra (@GoalsXtra)

🚨𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Chelsea have been out of the European competitions for next season

X · May 24, 2026, 5:03 PM

[nimble onyx]

Brighton deserve no Europe

[dim ledge]

Depends on how arbitrarily FT reactionary you want to be

Considering it's you

Quite a bit

[hasty basin]

IRAOLA THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING

[candid nova]

spurs fans happy as hell

[nimble onyx]

Where’s he going?

[amber grove]

Xabi has 0 excuses has all the time now

[hasty basin]

Still no idea

[hollow umbra]

im not that reactionary im quite realistic

[hasty basin]

People are saying Leverkusen, some said Palace

[sweet tree]

probably the best for yall to not be in europe

[nimble onyx]

This is better for you guys

[dim ledge]

Now you're just lying to yourself lol

[rustic ore]

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/jets-delay-signing-a-veteran-qb-as-they-wait-to-see-what-rookie-cade-klubnik-can-do

[dim ledge]

Literally who

[amber grove]

Been saying it too @nimble onyx

[smoky fable]

It’s Russell Wilson

The vet qb

[hollow umbra]

[smoky fable]

He wants to stay in NY

[dense blade]

Anywhos

[rustic ore]

Was the QB at Clemson the past couple seasons, late round draft pick iirc

[amber grove]

DJ?

[sweet tree]

KINKSY WHAT THE HELL

[novel slate]

What a save!

[smoky fable]

That’s why they’re at the bottom with a HC on the hot seat. No qbs and bad coaches

[rustic ore]

Cade

[dense blade]

The BEST MANAGER this league has ever seen

BACK TO BACK

[sweet tree]

great save

[candid nova]

omg

[nimble onyx]

I can’t get over how greedy Villa are

[smoky fable]

Yeah Tottenham is safe

[nimble onyx]

Take one for the team and let another English team get a European spot

[hasty basin]

See this is what I hate

How the fuck was I like 6th when I played

I leave and I'm up

[rustic ore]

At this point being a Jets fan willingly has to be a form of self harm

[dense blade]

Cause people leave too

[candid nova]

spurs saved

[hasty basin]

We still wouldn't get it tbf

Cos of Liverpool

[dense blade]

Also sometimes doing nothing is better

[smoky fable]

Giants haven’t been much better either

[nimble onyx]

My mistake was believing in Brighton

[dense blade]

https://tenor.com/view/nothing-ever-happens-chud-chudjak-soyjak-90-seconds-to-nothing-gif-9277709574191520604

[sweet tree]

Spurs stay up...

[hasty basin]

Half of them had left by then 😭

[sweet tree]

https://tenor.com/view/nothing-ever-happens-chud-chudjak-soyjak-90-seconds-to-nothing-gif-9277709574191520604

[rustic ore]

True but they still have 2 chips won this century to ease the pain

[amber grove]

Fair play to De Zerbi

[rustic ore]

Jets don't even have 1 in 50 something years

[dense blade]

FT with no Bowen is crazy man

[candid nova]

goated season fr

[robust grotto]

I’m not leaving the server because I want to keep up with the chapters

But please no one at me anymore on here, I will not respond

[tender hornet]

Goodbye pep ❤️

[robust grotto]

If you want to message me, dm me

[rapid yoke]

imagine having to be in one of those eagle suits in this weather

[robust grotto]

Thanks lads. It’s been fun

[nimble onyx]

Took Richarlison over him

[rustic ore]

Sorry if I've bothered you for years with Jets ping Lunik

You're a good lad

[tender hornet]

Hate to see you guys go down, I wish you guys all the best bro

[robust grotto]

Oh don’t worry dude

[rustic ore]

Hope all is well for you irl

[nimble onyx]

I deserved to lose

[robust grotto]

Thanks man. We aren’t coming back and I think we’ll end up getting liquidated

[rapid yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-depressed-gif-24411475

[robust grotto]

Yeah I’m in Switzerland right now hahaha all is good

Ty buc

[candid nova]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-early-stream-ishowspeed-sad-ishowspeed-thinking-ishowspeed-agreeing-gif-5184391814073305345

its over

season done

[tender hornet]

There'll be brighter days ahead I'm sure, keep your head up

[rapid yoke]

lunik come to arsenal bro we accept you

[amber grove]

NBC some pricks man they showing West Ham's fans reactions rn 😭

"Look at the life drain from their eyes"

[nimble onyx]

Don’t say that, the club has way too much history and too big of a fan base

I’ll miss you lot in the Prem

[candid nova]

sad for west ham

[robust grotto]

No we earned it

[candid nova]

🥀

[robust grotto]

Balkan will tell you about it

And why this happened he knows

[amber grove]

Oh yeah

You have a pos owner

[hollow umbra]

imagine tottenham does a Leicester

[fathom tree]

@tardy solstice Rahane 50

[tardy solstice]

That suar ka baccha will be retained now

The way he's going

[hasty basin]

Wtf we broke a record too

[fathom tree]

🔥🔥

[hasty basin]

Most draws in modern day prem 🔥

[tardy solstice]

I got 4 of 4 in playoffs but at what cost 💔

[dense blade]

That 4-4 draw was your best game

[fathom tree]

Damn

I messed up GT and SRH

[noble fractal]

no spurs relegation

boring

[hasty basin]

18 fucking draws

Are we deadass

😭

[dense blade]

Bournemountus

[tender hornet]

what a sad day in the premier league...

[noble fractal]

sunderland chelsea was the funniest game today

[open lion]

https://x.com/i/status/2058573869514932519
@sacred burrow LETS FUCKING GOOO HE DID IT

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨 OFFICIAL: Bruno Fernandes breaks Kevin De Bruyne and Thierry Henry’s record for most assists in a single Premier League season.

21 assists delivered this season. 👑🇵🇹

History. 🎞️

X · May 24, 2026, 3:40 PM

[dense blade]

Actually love him so much

[nimble onyx]

Arsenal win, Spurs stay up, West Ham down, Bruno breaks KDB record…

[dense blade]

What a player in these miserable times

Deserved a lot better

[candid nova]

lot of stories this season

[noble fractal]

get promoted
qualify for europa on your first season
deny chelsea europe

[tender hornet]

Pep, stones, bernardo leaving too...

[nimble onyx]

Salah for Liverpool

[noble fractal]

palace still playing conference league

[nimble onyx]

Sad day indeed

[tender hornet]

A tragic day

[noble fractal]

Who will take over city

[nimble onyx]

Enzo Maresca

[noble fractal]

damn

[amber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/goodfellas-laugh-liotta-gif-13856770980338154376

[noble fractal]

my condolences

[nimble onyx]

Why?

[rapid yoke]

city fans going back to their original clubs after this season

[nimble onyx]

He actually has a proper board now

[amber grove]

COME TAKE SANCHEZ CITY

[noble fractal]

how come they didn't get alonso after liverpool rejected him for the sake of keeping slot lmao

[amber grove]

Mfer rates shit players he's an idiot

Called Sanchez a legend and that fuck went bald just because Enzo was

Absolute scenes when Xabi owns him next season

[noble fractal]

who here is gonna watch the euroleague basket final

[sweet tree]

who's in it

[amber grove]

Ive switched to the Indy500

[nimble onyx]

I just hope he tightens up now that he’s managing a club that he knows have very high expectations

[noble fractal]

madrid plays against olympiacos

they will play in panathinaikos stadium

[dim ledge]

AEK wins the league against them and Olympakios plays for the trophy in their stadium

I feel for them tbh. My dad is a Pana fan

[dim ledge]

This feels racist

[noble fractal]

is that son

[dense blade]

Was posted by a spurs fan tbh

[dense blade]

Yea

[hasty basin]

I can tell

They couldn't count past 15

Or past 10 even

[dense blade]

[tender hornet]

I hope so honestly

[sweet tree]

Millwall and West Ham rivalry is back wtf

[tardy solstice]

Rahane gone🔥

[fathom tree]

💔

He heard about elimination now

So he got out

[tardy solstice]

Rinku gone too

[willow bone]

All hopes gone?

I really want kkr to have same points as pbks even if not qualified

[tardy solstice]

Seems like it

[fathom tree]

It was already gone at 7:37 pm

[willow bone]

I was talking about this match 😂

[fathom tree]

Does it matter

💔

[willow bone]

Yes

[tardy solstice]

They subbed out Narine bro

Idiots

[willow bone]

Kkr will have same points as pbks if they won

[candid nova]

exact context of this meme

[willow bone]

Everyone invested in kkr

Luce escaped

Hattrick missed

[fathom tree]

Two wickets?

Bro

Fuck off

[candid nova]

are there any stakes in this match?

kkr vs dc?

[willow bone]

There is an edge

Keeper messed up the hattrick chance

[candid nova]

ohhh

man

[willow bone]

Anyway I'm sleeping, have to wake up early tommorrow

Will update points tommorrow

[candid nova]

kkr losing

[willow bone]

We anyway don't have match tommorrow

[candid nova]

so is me

my pts are below 1k lol

💔

[fathom tree]

Have a good and safe journey

[candid nova]

hatrick at the end of the season would have been really good

[final plaza]

I am losing but doesn't matter cuz my goats like axar and kuldeep are winning

[candid nova]

fucking keeper

[final plaza]

[fathom tree]

One match Rahane played good

[candid nova]

filler match

🥀

[tardy solstice]

All my money gone

[fathom tree]

My property is gone

[candid nova]

im 3 digit btw

[tardy solstice]

I'm 6k

[fathom tree]

I’m 3k I think

[candid nova]

for me its the end of betting

no use

ill just enjoy the matches

[fathom tree]

https://tenor.com/view/gintama-anime-walk-serious-gif-12697434

I’ve become him

[candid nova]

and im that garbage

[fathom tree]

If you watched the show you’ll know the guy is treated more garbage than garbage

💔💔

[candid nova]

what show?

[fathom tree]

Gintama

[candid nova]

should i watch arsenal lift the trophy?

💔

[fathom tree]

Watch

[candid nova]

😭

[candid nova]

u watching ipl?

[fathom tree]

No

[final plaza]

arsenal won pl?

[candid nova]

rcb won dude

[final plaza]

hm?

[fathom tree]

Yea

When City drew to Bournemouth

[candid nova]

city choked

[rapid yoke]

who the bloody hell are these guys

[karmic anvil]

It’s too funny how aguero never bothered to learn English even though he was at city for 9 years 😂😂😂

[dim ledge]

Lame weeb spent too much time trying to learn Japanese

"aguero kun" headass

[amber grove]

You guys are cursed @rustic mountain

[rapid yoke]

ARSENALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[ripe yacht]

Replaced Ugarte with Ugarte https://fixupx.com/jacobsben/status/2058604941623664798?s=46

Ben Jacobs (@JacobsBen)

Ederson has verbally agreed a five-year contract at Manchester United, while club-to-club talks are advancing.
︀︀
︀︀#MUFC also keen on Mateus Fernandes and Aurélien Tchouaméni. Both names high in their thinking.
︀︀
︀︀Elliot Anderson remains the dream (and top) target yet #MCFC optimistic of agreeing terms with the Nottingham Forest midfielder.
︀︀
︀︀Sandro Tonali cost would need to drop for Manchester United to move up him their list, while Carlos Baleba and Alex Scott are other options. However, Bournemouth are in a strong position with Europe to agree a new deal with Scott.
︀︀
︀︀Joao Gomes not on the list currently, despite being considered in January. Wolves midfielder expected to complete a move to Atletico Madrid in the coming days, as revealed on @talkSPORT.
︀︀
︀︀Manchester United will sign at least two new midfielders.🔴

**💬 116 🔁 428 ❤️ 2.7K 👁️ 86.4K **

FixupX · May 24, 2026, 5:43 PM

[rustic mountain]

We used all the baseball luck Canada had to push the Dodgers to 7

This year is a bust

Hopefully the Mariners can make the playoffs so I can at least root for someone

[dim ledge]

Tbh it's a tough get

But I don't think Tchou would be bad

[rapid yoke]

nobody cheering when martinelli lifted it 😭

[ripe yacht]

Idk I like him, the vibes in the squad are at an all time high rn, don’t want someone like him to ruin it lol

Especially since the valverde incident

[dim ledge]

I think that's sensible but idk like

[amber grove]

Vladdy going down is just brutal

And Cease all in one game

[dim ledge]

Purely from a skill perspective I get why there's interest

It's a gamble but you and I know both alot of the issues there are very uniquely Madrid

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/hahaha-thats-all-folks-looney-tunes-the-end-gif-5945155

Yeah, I am just kinda like

I will continue to see how the team does through out the year but unless there is some miracle in the back half, we got nothing

[sweet tree]

stuff like that tends to happen inside dressing rooms, you just don't usually hear it

robben and ribery got into a fight and then ended up winning a treble (a season later but yeah they're good friends still)

pretty common

[open lion]

Just found out this piece of shit supports Spurs
https://x.com/stoolpresidente/status/2058575218633773323?s=20

Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente)

WE AINT GOING ANYWHERE!!!! GLORY GLORY TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR!

X · May 24, 2026, 3:45 PM

[open lion]

True, the issue was it got leaked and the media ran with it and exagerrated the whole incident.

That was a pretty fun week ngl 😭

[rapid yoke]

gyok saying fuck off tottenham on camera

MY STRIKER

[sweet tree]

https://www.espn.com/soccer/story/_/id/37517618/our-fight-vs-real-madrid-made-us-stronger

https://x.com/i/status/2058613810991161559

The Touchline | 𝐓 (@TouchlineX)

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Erling Haaland receiving the Premier League Golden Boot award!

X · May 24, 2026, 6:19 PM

[candid nova]

we also saw some cheeks this season

goated season fr

[fluid moat]

Our game isn’t starting because fans are nearly killing each other apparently

[sweet tree]

wild

[fluid moat]

Why can ultras determine when a game starts

They just say to delay the game and they do?

Oh it seems they say they’ll pitch invade if the game starts jesus fucking christ

Just forfeit honestly I don’t care anymore

Send the next gens to the conference league games

[ripe yacht]

This was a fight of passion, big difference lmao

?

[hasty basin]

Even biggest arsenal fans cant pull this off bro 😭

[amber grove]

https://x.com/i/status/2058573338365018403

Dr. B (@BlakeTheRxGuy)

If you’re a NASCAR under the age of 47, you’ll be watching your first ever Cup race today without a Busch or an Earnhardt in it.

The 2026 Coca-Cola 600 will be the first NASCAR Cup Series race without an Earnhardt or Busch in the field since 1979.

X · May 24, 2026, 3:38 PM

[sweet tree]

Villarreal whooping ass

[hasty basin]

God damn

Now thats BTA

Mika got a goal too nice

[sweet tree]

yea, was a nice counter

juve finally playing

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/fmeetsdata/status/2058626089971281946

Football Meets Data (@fmeetsdata)

🚨 BREAKING

One of the shocks of the season in entire Europe!

‼️ 2nd tier 🇵🇹 Torreense wins 🏆 Taça de Portugal and qualifies for 🟠 UEL league stage‼️

X · May 24, 2026, 7:08 PM

[sweet tree]

sick

[amber grove]

Thats fucking awesome

[open lion]

Oh sporting 🥀

[mental wind]

@true cypress almost

[open lion]

Hola yoni

[mental wind]

Hey

[mental wind]

luis junior suarez wow /j

[open lion]

Life without pep is gonna be tough for y'all. Say goodbye to your prime era

[mental wind]

i trust enzo will do a good job

[solid dagger]

That's so cool

[open lion]

Y'all hired him cuz he looks like pep 😭

[mental wind]

he was peps assistant

[open lion]

Oh rah I didnt know that

I actually I think I did but I just forgot

Give it 2 years and Haalands going to get shipped to La Liga

[mental wind]

he was on our shortlist for ages prob

Nah idts

he has like 8 years contract

[open lion]

Crazy deal btw

They set dude for life

[dim ledge]

💔

One of one, both of em

[hasty basin]

Robbo felt like someone who wouldn't leave til he's 35 to me

[dim ledge]

I think last year's injury took a toll

Because I agree totally

[mental wind]

this is awkward