sports

[sweet smelt]

Tragic even

[fathom tree]

Just check the fucking wide bro

Omg

[candid nova]

anything to get that watch time

🥀

[fathom tree]

Dumbass umpires

[candid nova]

jus 2.4 overs tf they need water for

[sweet smelt]

[candid nova]

we got breaks fr that ryt

[sweet smelt]

This is funny

[candid nova]

2 MIN SHIT

[distant breach]

i fucking hate my yankees... im just gonna jump off the empire state building fuck this team

[fathom tree]

It’s a ceat timeout

CHTIS GAYLR????

[candid nova]

2 MIN ?

[fathom tree]

@willow bone did you see??

[willow bone]

Gayle?

He was shown before aswell

[sweet smelt]

Bro is here to party

Champion champion champion champion

https://tenor.com/view/champion-chris-gayle-djbravo-gif-5278782

[final plaza]

Fucking give me Kohli's wicket already

[willow bone]

Why? Kohli plays slow

Keep him

[willow bone]

Back then west indies players are fun

[sweet smelt]

So true

Loved wi

Now it's joever

[willow bone]

Don't know many from wi now

Except pooran

[fathom tree]

Kohli type of guy to get out to Shivang

[willow bone]

A new spinner appears? Kohli gives wicket to them

[candid nova]

leave kholi alone y all

let him ply gng

[willow bone]

Wow

[sweet smelt]

Good shot

[fathom tree]

Iyer

[willow bone]

I just realised eventhough MI is out, they still can decide fate of pbks and kkr

[sweet smelt]

And rr

My goats fr

[fathom tree]

Wtf

[sweet smelt]

[fathom tree]

Iyer???

Tf was that shot now

[tardy solstice]

Yea your top 2 is as good as over srh

[willow bone]

I don't know about that.

MI doesn't have a say in the win, they need to earn it.

Whereas losing is easy and they can lose wantedly

[fathom tree]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[fathom tree]

🤣🤣🤣

[tardy solstice]

What are these shots

Hopefully we pick venky again in 2028

[willow bone]

[fathom tree]

https://tenor.com/view/akkubaba007-jerry-laugh-akku-fav-gif-gif-16150872697915744919

[tardy solstice]

He won't be retained

In 2028

[willow bone]

Every team has their own funny stuff

[sweet smelt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/837097346500132904/888927852672720896/eat.gif

[willow bone]

Kkr thing is to let go of future stars

[willow bone]

How do you know?

[fathom tree]

RCB too

[candid nova]

Venkatesh was playing ? i never saw him or i missed him out ?

[willow bone]

Nah, rcb never let of future stars.

The stars shat their bed when they play for rcb

[candid nova]

they dropped bethell?

[tardy solstice]

rcb have better players

[willow bone]

Injured

[willow bone]

He played last few matches

[willow bone]

Depends on who plays in 2027

[candid nova]

salt is injured too ryt?

[tardy solstice]

rcb has literally dropped all when they were playing for india lol

yes

[willow bone]

He is back but didn't take him today

He will play play offs

[fathom tree]

Game over

[final plaza]

Let's go

[fathom tree]

❤️‍🩹

[final plaza]

now give me 3 more in powerplay

[candid nova]

shit

[willow bone]

Because they shatted bed

[tardy solstice]

gone

[fathom tree]

But mission top 2 was over long ago too

[tardy solstice]

chahal?
kl?

[willow bone]

Oh we are still in powerplay 😭

[candid nova]

wp tho but needed him to score more tdy

[willow bone]

Chahal is long gone from indian team 😭

Kl rahul shatted his bed in rcb

[tardy solstice]

and was gone way before from rcb

[willow bone]

Not way before

[tardy solstice]

he was literally starting out

2022 he played for rr

till 2022 he was india starter

kl was great for rcb

they retained fucking sarfu

over him

[fathom tree]

Paddikal another headache now

[fathom tree]

Wtf

[tardy solstice]

2018 auctions

[willow bone]

Yeah he lost his place mid 2023

In indian team

[tardy solstice]

chahal yea

[willow bone]

Oh wait wrong replay

[candid nova]

🔥

[willow bone]

Yeah that was about chahal

[tardy solstice]

but he left rcb in 2021

[fathom tree]

That shot was fucking fire

Holy shit

[tardy solstice]

bro

[willow bone]

2022

[tardy solstice]

they want to chase

[candid nova]

pls stay

[final plaza]

GIVE ME WICKETSSS

[tardy solstice]

i mean before that season

[willow bone]

They let go of him on 2022 feb according to google 🤔

[candid nova]

i am sure if srh winning they aint winnin by 90 runs

[willow bone]

I think its too late for restricting rcb to 165 😭

Kohli just staying in the crease, others going berserk 😭

[fathom tree]

Every ball was slow into the wicket

Or a short ball

If Hinge was here then score would be 100

[tardy solstice]

oh idr the timeline of auction then

[fathom tree]

These slow balls

😭

[final plaza]

Let's goooooo

[fathom tree]

@willow bone what did I say

[final plaza]

GIVE ME MOREEE

[candid nova]

kholi fuck off

[fathom tree]

🤣🤣🤣

[candid nova]

retire all ready

[willow bone]

What did you say?

[willow bone]

He did

[fathom tree]

I’m writing Kohli off

[willow bone]

In t20i

[fathom tree]

I don’t see him chasing these stuff

[willow bone]

This is different

If he stayed he would have chased

You talked like 255 is too much for kohli, like he can't play that fast

[candid nova]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-early-stream-ishowspeed-sad-ishowspeed-thinking-ishowspeed-agreeing-gif-5184391814073305345

[fathom tree]

It is too much for him

[candid nova]

now cap step the fuck up tdy

btw who do u think is winning ipl 26?

[willow bone]

Alone? Yes. If others support him he will definitely chase it

[willow bone]

Rcb or srh

[fathom tree]

Honestly GT

[willow bone]

Srh if it follows 2026 pattern

[willow bone]

Don't make me say bad words

[fathom tree]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

[willow bone]

Fucking bcci greedy for money

If they have a problem with chinnaswamy stadium, they should choose the finals based on runner up and qualifiers based on 3rd and 4th place

From previous season

[final plaza]

Now gimme 2 wickrts in this over

[willow bone]

Now that kohli is out

165 is possible

I mean, restricting below 165 is possible

[fathom tree]

Beautiful shot

[willow bone]

Wtf harshal patel is srh?

Why picked him?

[fathom tree]

I hate them

[fathom tree]

From 2-3 years

[candid nova]

whats the current required run rate?

[fathom tree]

13.0

And the RR is 12.45

Not bad

If they maintain this then it’s over

Especially this partnership

[candid nova]

yea these 2 needs to stay

[fathom tree]

Every ball is a slow ball

Can we call this Haramball in cricket?

I mean good tactics

[candid nova]

lmao

[candid nova]

good catch lol

[fathom tree]

Yes

Damn he found the gap

[candid nova]

nah ts padikal is amazing to watch

[fathom tree]

Technical and fast

[candid nova]

crazy shots

[candid nova]

absolutely

[fathom tree]

Finally a pace on ball

135 km

And a very good one

[willow bone]

12 overs 165

Possible?

[fathom tree]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

[willow bone]

RRR crossed 14

[fathom tree]

Yea game over bro

Just transfer the points and sleep

[willow bone]

Wicket

[fathom tree]

https://tenor.com/view/sleeping-sleep-dog-dawg-eeper-gif-5083970977419902566

[willow bone]

Tim david exist

Paditar still in the crease

[candid nova]

ggs

its over now

fuck them

[fathom tree]

Romario still taking a shit

[willow bone]

And you forgot the legends jitesh and romario

[fathom tree]

https://tenor.com/view/usopp-one-piece-gif-196694492681551845

[candid nova]

streets calling me again

😭

🙏

[fathom tree]

Krunal Pandya

[willow bone]

If srh wins

Goro will be second

[fathom tree]

Wow

[willow bone]

@tardy solstice

[candid nova]

162 off 67 they aint winning shit

[willow bone]

He bet 5k om srh

[fathom tree]

Then he’s second already

[fathom tree]

True

[willow bone]

Review?

Oh wait i forgot krunal pandya

[fathom tree]

I think it’s out

No it’s not

Don’t even check ultraedge

He’s checking if grass is green

[willow bone]

[tardy solstice]

Damn

[candid nova]

16 balls since last boundary

wtf is PATIDAR doing

[final plaza]

Playing well

[willow bone]

Bruh

10 overs 156

[willow bone]

Making sure they remain in top 2

For them, its not important to win. They just need to stay top 2

[candid nova]

ye u are ryt

so we lost alr

u can actually just update the pts

[willow bone]

He probably would have played faster if he know you made a bet 😂

Wtf?

No fielder there?

Who doesn't keep fielder there 😭

[candid nova]

i can clearly see rcb scoring like 190 or 200

[fathom tree]

Yea

[willow bone]

Is that out?

Stupid from patidar

@tardy solstice @fathom tree i might give away prediction points if top 2 are confirmed after this match

[fathom tree]

I predicted SRH as top 2

Fuck me

RCB get all out before 160

Please

[willow bone]

If srh wins then top 3 will be confirmed so will update for all 3

But if srh loses then it depends if rr can overtake srh

[tardy solstice]

Okay

[willow bone]

Points you all gonna get if SRH wins but still remain 3rd

*Partial points only, last spot points will be given once it is confirmed

@sweet smelt you might get 9k and no longer be poor

[sweet smelt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/757164633583910973.gif?size=48&quality=lossless

[willow bone]

@final plaza this mf said I'm fake fan but kept srh at 4th

[sweet smelt]

IF PBKS lands at 4thh

I am the goat

[willow bone]

Nobody want this to happen tbh, they all hating on pbks because of shananigans

But if pbks lands on 4th, you might be the only one who predicted all 4 correct

[tardy solstice]

I was going through some old messages yesterday

If pbks doesn't qualify

Be ready bruh

[willow bone]

Mine?

Why are you going through old messages

Nasty habbit

[tardy solstice]

Ego boost

[willow bone]

What did i say in the past?

I say lot of shit

[tardy solstice]

Not just yours
In general about ipl

Iyer kkr

That stuff

[willow bone]

At that point it felt that way

🤷‍♂️

[tardy solstice]

[sweet smelt]

Kkr won against mi

[tardy solstice]

As i said

[sweet smelt]

Biggest indicator of them doing great

[tardy solstice]

Iyer was pretty mediocre for us

[tardy solstice]

Mi needs to win one more time

[sweet smelt]

Yess

[willow bone]

Does rcb still have chance? RRR is 18

[tardy solstice]

Nah

[willow bone]

You will be praying for pbks to lose tommorrow

[tardy solstice]

Meh
More so rr

Seifert is probably opening with allen next match

[willow bone]

Kkr need to win by more runs if pbks win

If pbks itself won by 50 runs, then its joever for kkr

[fathom tree]

RCB shifted their focus to chasing 160

[candid nova]

rcb lets go for that 160 yessss

😭

[willow bone]

I think rcb will start to go berserk now

Since they feel they secured top 2

[willow bone]

They just cautious until they feel they won't collapse below 165

Now they will start

[slow violet]

Wemby coming back with vengeance today 😤

[willow bone]

Nvm rcb lost

[fathom tree]

SRH didn’t gain anything too

So

[willow bone]

Yeah

[willow bone]

They have to cross some score to be in top 1 though

😭

[candid nova]

st hitting yes

top 2 confirmed

[fathom tree]

They’ll be top 1 bro dw

Their NRR will drop but not lesser than GT’s

[willow bone]

Not if they bundle below 180 or something

[hasty basin]

Seeing these 2 games ig it like this

Spurs, okc, okc, spurs, okc

[willow bone]

@tardy solstice @fathom tree

[fathom tree]

What was it about

[willow bone]

Idk

Klaseen, the first middle order player to score more than 600 in a season

[fathom tree]

Telling the same guy who scored century in WTC final and WC final

💔

[dull sedge]

Did SRH win

[fathom tree]

Yes

But at no cost

[tardy solstice]

brah

[dull sedge]

Just checked the score

It’s so joever

[willow bone]

Yes but got nothing from it

[dull sedge]

Fuck RCB all my homies hate RCB

[candid nova]

wait what kholi and travis ??

what did travis do bro

kholi a fraud anyway

[dull sedge]

33 runs an over required RR

[fathom tree]

😭😭

[willow bone]

Srh needed to restrict rcb below 166 to land a top 2

Which is gone now

So win or loss doesn't matter for play offs

[sweet smelt]

And for top 1?

[willow bone]

154 or something

[candid nova]

why that nga showing off so much u lost the wc dude travis beat the shit out of ur team

calm down

[sweet smelt]

No like for rcb to maintain top 1

[willow bone]

They are top 1 don't worry 😭

[sweet smelt]

If they lose

By huge margin

Can they not come to 2?

[dull sedge]

I don’t follow IPL anymore so I don’t care much I still want RCB to lose

[willow bone]

They already crossed that score to remain in top 1

[sweet smelt]

Oooo nice

[willow bone]

Why this hate

[sweet smelt]

[dull sedge]

Irrational hate

I find RCB and its fans annoying

[fathom tree]

Bruh

[willow bone]

What did players do 😭

[dull sedge]

The players are fine, I like them

I don’t like the team though

[willow bone]

Wicket lol

[willow bone]

Fair enough, rcb fans are toxic enough to hate

[final plaza]

RCB team has been always annoying. Jobbing with good teams

[fathom tree]

Many chapris

[willow bone]

Good teams? Wtf?

Always having 3 or 4 great players and rest trash

Never had balance

Until 2025

Alright i will update the points since its mathematically not possible for rcb to win

Top 3 teams same points, only divided by nrr

[fathom tree]

Yea

Gayle
Ab
Kohli

Du Plessis
Maxwell
Kohli

[final plaza]

I betted how much on SRH?

[fathom tree]

And that’s it

[final plaza]

5k?

[final plaza]

Y'all are forgetting other than CSK and MI, having decent middle order used to be " good" middle order

Or well maybe even KKR

[willow bone]

@fathom tree @tardy solstice @final plaza @sand flame @candid nova @sweet smelt @earnest linden

Hello!!!!

Top 3 teams and their exact positions are confirmed.

You will be added these points now and can be used from tommorrows match

1. RCB
2. GT
3. SRH

Green - 3k points for exact position prediction
Orange - 1k points for different position prediction

[sweet smelt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/757164633583910973.gif?size=48&quality=lossless

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/956915271833096282.gif?size=48&quality=lossless

[willow bone]

Baited so hard ✌️😎

[sweet smelt]

The baiter

[fathom tree]

Back when even 3 wickets fell early and it wouldn’t be labelled trouble

[sweet smelt]

[fathom tree]

But now it’s huge trouble

[sweet smelt]

[daring nimbus]

💔

Match jetke table ke 3rd pe hai

[fathom tree]

RCB still managed 200

[final plaza]

Cyg the number 1 bad player of this bet

[candid nova]

u win ill give u tht

[daring nimbus]

Now srh have to pull of 2016 clutch

[candid nova]

wait match ended?

[final plaza]

Consistently changes his vote

[daring nimbus]

3 continue wins in finals

[candid nova]

what are the current pts

fucking rcb

i win big and then lose big instantly

[willow bone]

Wdym?

[willow bone]

I inform here when i change the bet

[candid nova]

u took out 2 people above u

[willow bone]

Current points after adding prediction points aswell

[fathom tree]

I don’t care about this match
LSG vs Punjab and KKR vs DC is the real deal

[willow bone]

Vedant second with those prediction points

Goro third

[fathom tree]

43k

🙏

[fathom tree]

I fell to 4th

[candid nova]

@willow bone like i said earlier u gotta let us go all in the finals

100% of the amt

[willow bone]

Fell? You were 6th before. You gained

[fathom tree]

Oh

[willow bone]

No

[fathom tree]

I thought I was always in 2nd or 3rd

LSG will get me rich tomorrow anyways

[willow bone]

Wdym? Yesterday cristiano and luce crossed me

[candid nova]

omg

why not

[fathom tree]

Oh yea all in on GT

[sweet smelt]

All in on lsg btw

[willow bone]

Already planning to lose points as soon as you got them? 😭

[sweet smelt]

[willow bone]

Yeah

[sweet smelt]

Nah jk

[fathom tree]

You say this and go LSG at the last moment

[sweet smelt]

All in on pbks ofc

[final plaza]

Never trust on Pant

[sweet smelt]

[willow bone]

Cristiano only kept 2k points on rcb at first 😭

Because i kept 1500 on rcb

[fathom tree]

“Nah fuck it go all in”

[willow bone]

Then i changed to 12500 rcb and he went all in 😭

[fathom tree]

😭

[willow bone]

So did luce

[candid nova]

@willow bonepbks all

[willow bone]

They don't want me to stay top 1 so they went all in, so i switched 😉

[fathom tree]

https://tenor.com/view/akkubaba007-jerry-laugh-akku-fav-gif-gif-16150872697915744919

[candid nova]

u are just lucky

[willow bone]

And you aren't? 😭

We all are predicting and are lucky

[final plaza]

See bad player

of the betting

[willow bone]

Bro just say you can't play

[candid nova]

u are extremelylucky

[willow bone]

I didn't force anyone to change bets

[sweet smelt]

We?????

💀 💀 💀

[willow bone]

😭😭

[candid nova]

nami behaviour fr

grown ass man btw

[fathom tree]

My win streak at the beginning is saving me now

[willow bone]

Next time go 1 less point than all in.

[fathom tree]

Like PBkS

[sweet smelt]

One less point than all in on pbks

[fathom tree]

@willow bone all in on LSG

[candid nova]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-react-ishowspeed-shocked-ishowspeed-smile-fade-ishowspeed-happy-to-shocked-ishowspeed-angry-gif-15791840914351186482

[willow bone]

Imagine betting on a team that lost 6 in a row

[fathom tree]

Imagine being shocked

[fathom tree]

That’s you bro

[willow bone]

I didn't bet on pbks yet

🤦🏽‍♂️

I didn't bet on anyone yet

[candid nova]

lsg winnin it if saul going all in

🙏

[fathom tree]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-naoki-urasawa-johan-liebert-crying-gif-4221273411572293474

Then join me

[tardy solstice]

2500 lsg
5000 mi
rest kkr @willow bone

[fathom tree]

W

[tardy solstice]

mi

not kkr

[candid nova]

@willow bone all in on lsg

[fathom tree]

MI????

[tardy solstice]

rr

yes

need mi to win

[fathom tree]

Hm

[candid nova]

@fathom tree

[candid nova]

bro's before hoes

[tardy solstice]

i told u and luc

luce

[willow bone]

Wdym rest kkr?

[tardy solstice]

to alternate

[tardy solstice]

whatever amount is left
all the max bet to kkr

no matter where i am

[willow bone]

I will ask again tommorrow, tell me them. I ain't adding anyone today

[willow bone]

Oh okay

[candid nova]

alr

[willow bone]

Why you all hate me 😭

[tardy solstice]

u do herapheri

with calculations

[candid nova]

she is nami bro

ofc

[willow bone]

I posted all the bets here, what herapheri with calculations 😭

[tardy solstice]

the only who can catch cyg now is me

or goro

[fathom tree]

I’m here

Somehow I’m gonna catch up

[willow bone]

Close margins with same points 😭

[sweet smelt]

I will comeback

One day

Next yr

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/876337606613430342/1016758215138095114/image0-47.gif

[fathom tree]

Dayummm

[tardy solstice]

bet heavy

[willow bone]

There are still 7 matches left

[tardy solstice]

only way we can

[fathom tree]

Yes I’ve gone all in on LSG

[willow bone]

And playoffs are 150% points if won

[tardy solstice]

ive bet on the underdogs in all 3 matches
its either all boom or bust

[fathom tree]

👍

[tardy solstice]

nice\

[fathom tree]

RR vs Mi will be trash

DC vs KKR I just can’t wait

[willow bone]

Rr will win

[fathom tree]

That’s why it’s trash

[willow bone]

You don't understand

If RR wins

Then DC vs KKR is dead rubber

[tardy solstice]

no raghuvanshi means we're either playing seifert or tejasvi

[willow bone]

Who will you remove to include seifert

Powell?

[fathom tree]

And no Punjab

[willow bone]

Yeah but punjab match happens before RR match so punjab match is not dead rubber

[tardy solstice]

have to

no keeper

[fathom tree]

We can’t tell anything yet

[tardy solstice]

allen doesnt want to keep

[willow bone]

Oh right, i forgot

[fathom tree]

Sky might come back in form and smash Archer all around the ground

[fathom tree]

Yup

[tardy solstice]

id prefer playing dahiya

[distant breach]

Wow.

[sand flame]

https://tenor.com/view/duck-ducks-confused-surprised-what-gif-1845535727828628932

[distant breach]

sports is evil

Quack

[sand flame]

So glue

Meow

[distant breach]

Cat named Fronsen

[sand flame]

https://tenor.com/view/nepunator-cat-luffy-one-piece-eating-gif-4373413168579234445

[sand flame]

Woah.

I need to rinse my eyes

[distant breach]

[sand flame]

How much do I have rn

[willow bone]

You lost today but because of prediction points you got some decent points, 6388

[sand flame]

Tsk

[tardy solstice]

I liked the second half of this ipl

Very entertaining

[fringe tundra]

https://x.com/skybet/status/2057751108802515424?s=46

Sky Bet (@SkyBet)

Liverpool ❌

For the first time since 1986, the England squad will have NO Liverpool's players heading into a major tournament 🤯

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[novel slate]

Thunder going 2-1

[hasty basin]

Na Spurs got this one

OKC in game 3s 🤪 🤪 🤪

[narrow zodiac]

As a Knicks fan. I want the spurs

I’ve always loved that franchise. Fuck the thunder

[rustic ore]

https://fixupx.com/TMZ_Sports/status/2057853797226168338

TMZ Sports (@TMZ_Sports)

Kyle Busch's medical emergency has been partially revealed by 911 audio obtained by TMZ Sports, with a caller saying the NASCAR superstar was struggling to breathe, overheating and coughing up blood. 💔

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FixupX · May 22, 2026, 3:59 PM

I’m gonna guess either a blood clot or pneumonia at this point

[hasty basin]

Fact that you WANT the spurs as a knicks fan makes me feel better

[dim kettle]

One can cause the other. I’ve seen this song and dance so many times with dead wrestlers for example

Life can be too short sometimes

[sweet tree]

rip

[slow violet]

https://vxtwitter.com/CulturaPopPod/status/2057632975064383565?s=20

Cultura Pop (San Antonio Spurs Brasil 🇧🇷) (@CulturaPopPod)

ESSE VÍDEO KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 22, 2026, 1:21 AM

[slow violet]

damn, also this is a extremely calm phone call 😭

[trim timber]

[rustic lichen]

He gotten taken off the track in his last race and put immediately in an ambulance

He was complaining of feeling bad in the car

[trim timber]

Moments like these are why I am glad that in the end, when Steve Irwin went they destroyed the footage so that it wasn't available for the vultures.

[ripe yacht]

Maybe Wilcox isn’t totally useless https://fixupx.com/frankera_/status/2057934502916129273?s=46

(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 (@FrankEra_)

🚨🇧🇷 | JUST IN:
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︀︀Ederson to #MUFC is NOT imminent, done or close.
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︀︀[@FabrizioRomano, YT]

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FixupX · May 22, 2026, 9:19 PM

[ripe yacht]

Rooting for a knicks and spurs final, but we all know which way it’s gonna end 😭

[narrow zodiac]

I believe in the baby spurs

[ripe yacht]

No I was taking about knicks in a series vs spurs

[novel slate]

spurs arent like that

[haughty kelp]

Harper is listed as questionable on the injury report due to right adductor soreness.

At least it’s not hamstring

[novel slate]

Who invited d white to all-defense first team

Over scottie and og

[stray tangle]

I can't wait for Wrobleski to be gone

with him all hits are hard hits, unless he's playing a shitass team they're gonna see the ball

[hollow wind]

https://x.com/shamscharania/status/2057969690660462799?s=46

Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania)

2025-26 NBA All-Defensive teams:

First team: Victor Wembanyama, Chet Holmgren, Ausar Thompson, Rudy Gobert, Derrick White

Second team: Bam Adebayo, Scottie Barnes, Cason Wallace, Dyson Daniels,
OG Anunoby

X · May 22, 2026, 11:39 PM

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2057782505365733692 @hasty mesa @torn gale

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

The New York Giants don't know when star wide receiver Malik Nabers will be back from what coach John Harbaugh said Thursday was “not a simple knee” injury.

More via @JordanRaanan:

https://t.co/73eiAaZV6p

X · May 22, 2026, 11:15 AM

https://tenor.com/view/loucoinonsol-loucoin-lou-lou-yikes-yikes-gif-13626548805297729094

[hasty mesa]

Yeah

Not looking alright for week 1

[stray tangle]

Atp I hope he gives up another hr so they demote him

[hollow wind]

Oh damn Fox has been cleared for game 3

[rustic mountain]

Big time yikes

Hope Nabers doesnt end up in injury hell

[haughty kelp]

https://x.com/shamscharania/status/2057970923991425135?s=46

Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania)

San Antonio Spurs guards De'Aaron Fox (ankle) and Dylan Harper (adductor) are both cleared to play in Game 3 tonight against the Oklahoma City Thunder, sources tell ESPN.

X · May 22, 2026, 11:44 PM

[trim timber]

Pirates should just call game now

[hollow wind]

Just tuned in holy fuck

Gave up 4 runs in the first inning

[stray tangle]

I knew it was too good to be true his advanced stats show he's a AAAA player

or at most a long reliever

[dim ledge]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DYpOJtEKr5B/?igsh=eXg3bjMyazB3ODNt

SO TRUE......

[novel slate]

https://tenor.com/view/wemby-wemby-elbow-wemby-ejected-gif-15207865013515404084

[hasty basin]

Game 4 boutta be fire 🔥🔥

[sand quiver]

Yhyh

Spurs will win

[dim ledge]

Had a long convo with my favourite coworker today

Arsenal fan

[pliant remnant]

What he say

[sand quiver]

😂😂😂 I can’t wait when they lose to psg

[dim ledge]

Was talking about our old trio of Mane Firmino Salah being the best he's seen in the prem as a front 3

Was just nice to hear. Swell fellow especially for an arsenal fan

Big klopp guy too

[hasty basin]

Fair enough

[dim ledge]

I miss Bobby man

[hasty basin]

I think theres bad and good in every fanbase

[sand quiver]

that’s debatable

[dim ledge]

Prime Bobby was different

[sand quiver]

@dim ledge let me get pic perms

[dim ledge]

No

[sand quiver]

I’m be active

[dim ledge]

Ok

[sand quiver]

Thanks man

[novel slate]

Why are there no viral clips of Shai being held

[hasty basin]

Btw from today I give up

I wont be interacting with any of the officiating shit here

[novel slate]

Wym

[hasty basin]

Probably for the better

[sonic aurora]

0-15 is crazy

[novel slate]

I think the nba social media sphere is so strong rn with the way they manipulate everyone

[pliant remnant]

Fuck em up

[hasty basin]

They can continue

Bandwagon fallacy cant be fixed

[pliant remnant]

If that spurs pel Manchester match is happening I might go

[hasty basin]

Lu Dort bringing the ball up most in a game 3 yeah just take me to 4 man

[dim ledge]

It started out this way yesterday with Hart then he balled out

Trust the process dzmao

[sonic aurora]

spurs are playing crazy wtf

[hasty basin]

Spurs defence is so good

Makes sense this is their first game at home this series

[slow violet]

https://x.com/Polymarket/status/2057889432259203163?s=20

😭 the steroid bowl fr

Polymarket (@Polymarket)

JUST IN: The Enhanced Games are set to debut this weekend in Las Vegas, with athletes allowed to use steroids, testosterone, HGH, & other banned substances.

X · May 22, 2026, 6:20 PM

[hasty basin]

Please be a magnetball game please be a magnetball game

https://tenor.com/view/please7tv-please-beg-pray-hope-gif-3860103425950934673

[novel slate]

I want Cason to be a knick

[hasty basin]

FINALLY CHET

No time to be a wuss

[novel slate]

Ong that shit was clean

Wemby trying to rip through

[hasty basin]

Idec

[novel slate]

Saw Chet reaching

[hasty basin]

As long as he goes for it

[novel slate]

Wym U don’t care

That was good d by chet

[hasty basin]

It was a foul on jwill

Sga omds can you hit something

And shoot more

[novel slate]

He in his own head

[pliant remnant]

My uncle used to decimate me in FIFA with that trio miss them 3 fucking my shit and seeing klop

My aunt who doesn't know what's about says he always looks pissed in the games

[novel slate]

I feel the bitching from this game already

[hasty basin]

Finally

Omg it might be magnetball

[stray tangle]

what do you mean 2/3rds of okc's points have come off the bench

[hasty basin]

Shai are we deadass

[novel slate]

Wallace is this teams heart

[simple seal]

Gerrit Cole with a great return, but the Yanks only scored 1 run and now the Rays are belting the bullpen lmao

[haughty valley]

Wemby misses the first free throw

Then makes the second

[novel slate]

Flopped

[hasty basin]

Alright Chet calm it down beuh

Bruh

[novel slate]

That flop won’t be on Twitter

[smoky fable]

Very chippy game

[hasty basin]

Really?

Idk

All im seeing is new nba 3 point spam

[dense blade]

https://tenor.com/view/nbasky-hoop-informatics-wemby-victor-victor-wembanyama-gif-10832406648046587783

[hasty basin]

I do wonder

What happened to Hartenstein's 3ball

When he was on rockets he was meant to be a stretch big

Same thing happened with Bitadze if

Ig*

[amber grove]

Rockets?

[hasty basin]

Yes

[amber grove]

I forgot he was there

I remember him as a Clipper and Knick istG

[hasty basin]

I only "watched" them because Russ was there

When he was still solid

Hartenstein didnt even get PT though

[haughty valley]

Come on AC

[hasty basin]

Was cool to see his resurgence

[amber grove]

I apologize to your eyes

[hasty basin]

Yeah fantastic smallball

As you can imagine

Imagine them running into wemby with that shit

[amber grove]

Do you have a kink for punishment perchance? Only explanation for watching Russell Westbrook attempt to play basketball when he's not on your favorite team

[hasty basin]

Idk if this will come off as a surprise but

Russ is my favourite player oat over Shai

Whole reason I started rooting for okc

[amber grove]

So you like a loser over a winner

SGA did more in less time than OKC than Russ did his whole career

[hasty basin]

The vibes were so top tier then

[amber grove]

Triple double record cool I'll take 2 MVPs and a ring please

[hasty basin]

Hes the better player for OKC sure

But Russ was just idk

Theres a reason he has that cult like following

[amber grove]

I mean even dictators have fans

[hasty basin]

Maybe its nostalgia idek

[amber grove]

Like I'll make fun of SGA but I do truly like the guy as a person he seems cool

I don't like Russ

[hasty basin]

But just watching the games next day going to practice

[amber grove]

I liked the KD Russ duo

[hasty basin]

Im lucky

[amber grove]

And I sided with Russ when him and KD was beefing

[rustic mountain]

SGA is cool, I dont mind him

[hasty basin]

I didnt support when KD left

I started on Russ MVP season

[amber grove]

I fuck with SGA especially when he's on team Canada

[hasty basin]

How will Canada even line up

Soooo much guardplay

[amber grove]

Plus him and one of my favorite Hawks NAW are cousins

[rustic mountain]

Maybe one day when the Sonics are back, we can somehow poach SGA away

[hasty basin]

Yall got Cason Wallace brother too lol

[amber grove]

Yeah Keaton a good vibes guy

[hasty basin]

Damn I wanted to go to sleep knowing yeah we lost game 3

They had to make it close huh

[amber grove]

I also believe that if you name your kid Jalen there is a 30 percent more chance he'll make the league

[hasty basin]

Theyll keep me up just for Wemby to pull up from halfway line

For game

[hasty basin]

Fr

Or any variation of it

[rustic mountain]

Cut to my short white friend naming his kid Jalen now since he is obsessed with the league

[amber grove]

I need every series to go 7 games I just know the Hawks gonna do some dumb shit this offseason

[hasty basin]

You never know.

[amber grove]

We due for a new Muggsy Bogues

[rustic mountain]

Wasnt that one dude McCorkle or something

[hasty basin]

How skilled do you have to be to play at 5'3 bro

[rustic mountain]

Or McCluckin

[amber grove]

Mclung

[rustic mountain]

That guy

The McLung

[amber grove]

He's a great dunker

[hasty basin]

If he got Macclung's vertical he will make one hell of an youtuber iwl

Content creator I should say

[amber grove]

High school tape will get millions of views

[rustic mountain]

Content creator feels like calling a janitor a sanitation engineer

[amber grove]

Basketball content creators are chill from what I've seen

[hasty basin]

Heyyy content can be anywhere 😭

[amber grove]

Flight is a legend

[hasty basin]

Most yeah

[rustic mountain]

"What up guys, I am discord's first real content creator"

[amber grove]

I love the 2k community

[amber grove]

Sounds like a IG comment under a reel with a fat dude and a fedora

[hasty basin]

The love I got for KOT4Q

[amber grove]

Legend

[hasty basin]

Never gets old

Still same energy if not more

[rustic mountain]

About to trademark my bad opinions on anime

[amber grove]

So happy he has a radio show on Sirus now

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/ferass18-gif-7869831930024597864

[amber grove]

Makes my subscription worth it even more

[hasty basin]

But but that other dude is like mega famous dude 🔥

I forgot his name

[novel slate]

Wemby least ethical game of the series so far

[hasty basin]

Francis or something

THIS IS NOT TIM DUNCAN AND GREG POPOVIC 😭😭😭

Tim Duncan maybe

Why does Wemby jump on his contests so much

Youre 9'4 bro

[novel slate]

The woman in the okc staff is so bad man

Jwill legacy game

[smoky fable]

Ball movement has been clean. @hasty basin

[hasty basin]

Nice run

[smoky fable]

Jaylin having a strong game

[hasty basin]

This game been fun icl

[smoky fable]

They’re just playing well

[stray tangle]

bro did Wemby go to the Deandre Ayton school of post scoring

[hasty basin]

Caruso my wcf mvp 💔💔

[stray tangle]

"He's no Talen Horton Tucker" Rob Pelinka somewhere

[hasty basin]

Still an insane decision

[dim ledge]

TELL EM SPIKE

[dim kettle]

@desert palm https://youtube.com/shorts/dCh52iudVsU?si=xWtyE0YUcER9pV17

[simple seal]

Yankees bullpen screwing Cole's comeback lmao

[smoky fable]

Rest in peace to that voice actor

Alongside Peppy Hare

Rick may

[simple seal]

34-15 is crazy

I think that's around the same as 2023 and we started that season 13-0 lol

[dim kettle]

Rays batters: Can’t let you do that, Yankees.

[smoky fable]

Hartenstein is looking gimpy. @hasty basin

[simple seal]

Judge is also like 1-22 lately

[smoky fable]

Might have hurt his ankle

Dort friendly fire

[hasty basin]

Good job Dort

[dim kettle]

We don’t talk about 2023 in the Ray Tank.

[hasty basin]

Im not ready for Caruso to go 💔

[slow violet]

Forty To TEN!!! bench points

[stray tangle]

am I crazy for saying the Spurs today have been playing worse than the Lakers against OKC

[hasty basin]

I fucking love you Chet

Finally

[haughty kelp]

Okc vs Knicks who’s winning?

[rustic mountain]

Okay

That

[hasty basin]

Getting mad over intentional fouls

[rustic mountain]

That wasnt cool

[hasty basin]

Come next year Spurs

[stray tangle]

hydrogen bomb vs baby that's not coughing

[rustic mountain]

On first look that looked flagrant

[haughty kelp]

Bruno

[hasty basin]

Like what

[novel slate]

Castle always trying to fight peopl

People

Every series he’s gotten into a argument

[hasty basin]

His assists are also fighting his turnovers

Close fight

I wont say anything

[sweet tree]

https://x.com/i/status/2057994995236213075

Scott Barnes (@ScottBarnes561)

X · May 23, 2026, 1:20 AM

[haughty kelp]

He should have been 1st team

[novel slate]

Castle looks like he wanna swing on someone

[slow violet]

fox is still moving very slow

.....

[hasty basin]

I knew it lol

Good foul bait Shai, get those 2 points

Do not let them back in

[stray tangle]

What happened to the game I love

[hasty basin]

This is so disgusting

Why am I watching 30 freethrows

Just let them play man

[stray tangle]

Crocoboy are you bipolar

[slow violet]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-sengun-anyone-else-not-you-lebron-funny-legoat-gif-12341113797592068792

[hasty basin]

I just dont like watching freethrows

[slow violet]

....

[novel slate]

Spurs have more FTs

Ref bias!?

[hasty basin]

....

[slow violet]

...

[hasty basin]

Another horse gimmick

[slow violet]

bruh

[dense blade]

Romero not even being in stands for spurs final game is so hilarious lmao

[hasty basin]

Wait why

[dense blade]

Hes going to watch river plate instead apparently

[hasty basin]

????

[dense blade]

maybe he doesnt give a fuck anymore

[hasty basin]

[dense blade]

club captain btw

[hasty basin]

Bruh what if they get relegated

They're not a real club

[dense blade]

hes leaving either way prob

[hasty basin]

Fair

[dense blade]

really disrespectful tbh

[hasty basin]

Spurs deserve it

[dense blade]

idk if any big club would want a guy like that even if hes good

[hasty basin]

Nonexistent fanbase

They only exist to hate Arsenal

[dim ledge]

It's so weird bro

[dense blade]

You hate koreans

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-james-doakes-surprise-mf-can't-prove-it-gif-7408854170742055240

[dim ledge]

I feel like I'm the only person who feels bad for spurs

[hasty basin]

https://tenor.com/view/waltergotme-gif-18867690

[dim ledge]

Then again they employ richarlison

[dense blade]

i used to feel bad for them

[hasty basin]

Hell nah

[dense blade]

BUT FUCK ANGE

THEY SOLD THEIR SOUL FOR THAT

[hasty basin]

Spurs deserve every bit of what's happening to them

[dim ledge]

Buddy I used to smoke with in school is a huge spurs fan and I love ange

[hasty basin]

They were rooting against their own team

I can never respect that

[hasty basin]

And expected everyone to do the same

[dense blade]

Yea that was crazy

[hasty basin]

Like I keep saying it but

At that point you are not a spurs fan

You are an arsenal hater

Thats your title

[dense blade]

They dont have an identity tbf

and you cannot really fully blame them when they dont win anything to have one

[hasty basin]

That amazing stadium for that fanbase

Dkm

[dense blade]

Yeah but international

[hasty basin]

Do Koreans care much now that Son is gone?

[dense blade]

Not really afaik

I know a korean Arsenal fan lmao

[hasty basin]

Fair enough

[novel slate]

vs

[hasty basin]

The stream im watching on has net sound before its shown what happened with the shot ☠️

So annoying

[smoky fable]

Fox is hurt

That ankle looks bad

[hasty basin]

This is what's gonna happen

[smoky fable]

I hope it’s not the Achilles

[hasty basin]

Everyone wants to play and rushes back in

Well well well

If it isnt

HIM

[smoky fable]

Spurs unraveling

[hasty basin]

Do okc and nba a favor and ban Dort

[novel slate]

Dort just doing what Wemby did the game before

[dense blade]

Isnt this game basically over

[smoky fable]

You really hate Dort

[dense blade]

11 point is a big lead

[smoky fable]

Always consistent

[novel slate]

It’s the 3rd

[hasty basin]

Yes.

[hasty basin]

Not even close

[smoky fable]

He’s there for hard fouls

[hasty basin]

Pacers series taught me everything

[smoky fable]

Enforcer

[smoky fable]

Haliburton was a menace

[hasty basin]

Hes there to kill players, thunder pr and brick 3s

[hollow wind]

Damn Fox hurt again

[smoky fable]

With Nembhard

And Neismith

[hollow wind]

Probably done for series

[smoky fable]

Wemby is trying

[hasty basin]

But spurs got Wemby

[smoky fable]

Hartenstein 3

[hasty basin]

I thought he made it bro ffs

[hollow wind]

Scared me dude lol

[rustic mountain]

Maybe put missed in there

[amber grove]

LFG Knights!

[smoky fable]

My bad Sab

[hasty basin]

Pleaseeee no OT

[smoky fable]

Was distracted

[rustic mountain]

Lol no biggie

[smoky fable]

I forgot the lol at the end

[rustic mountain]

You just scared Evan

Lmao

[smoky fable]

Guys at the front scared of that brick flying

[hollow wind]

Nah I thought it was funny lol

[smoky fable]

I did. Never would have thought

[hasty basin]

This shit is gonna end at like 7:30 AM for me

Swear

[smoky fable]

Has Hartenstein even shot 3s in the regular season? @hasty basin

[hasty basin]

He tried it early early on

[rustic mountain]

Colorado just looks overmatched again

[hasty basin]

Didnt hit and gave up

[dense blade]

Croco did you not sleep yet

[hasty basin]

Nah

Saturday buff 🔥

[dense blade]

[rustic mountain]

Yep

Avs lose again

[marsh olive]

longest quarter of all time

[rustic mountain]

Feels like the lead is too insurmountable for San Antonio

[hollow wind]

Spurs just need to hit some of these

Miss wide open shots, ur not gonna beat this team

[rustic mountain]

Castle out there looking like Drake Maye in the superbowl taking sacks

[novel slate]

[rustic mountain]

Brother cant hit a ft

[marsh olive]

the Spurs are throwing

[smoky fable]

Daryl Morey

You should be shamed

[rustic mountain]

Harper cool move, misses shot

Classic

[smoky fable]

For giving away McCain like that

[hollow wind]

I did laugh at that clip of Shai telling Jared McCain to be quiet last game coz he was just yelling too loud or something 😭

[hasty basin]

I love McCain

His shooting been off this series but he still has gravity

[dense blade]

Itd be real funny if this series ends 4-1 okc after that first game

[haughty kelp]

It’s over

[hasty basin]

I cant even describe the shit Wemby did that 1st game

[amber grove]

As do I

[dense blade]

Generational performance

[novel slate]

Bams 83 more impressive than game 1 Wemby

[dense blade]

That 3

[rustic mountain]

A generational one game performance

[hasty basin]

Wilt Bam Kobe.

[hollow wind]

https://vxtwitter.com/brandonrahbar/status/2057309550038978881?s=46

Brandon Rahbar (@BrandonRahbar)

SGA said that he was just telling Jared McCain to calm down because he was yelling while Shai was shooting.

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 21, 2026, 3:56 AM

Was so funny

[dense blade]

Maybe they should give SGA the mvp before every game

[rustic mountain]

Like Lamar Jackson showing up for a wild card game then gone afc title time

[hasty basin]

Okc players said Shai is the most outgoing and goofy guy on the team

[slow violet]

tthey got like 50 pts from the bench

[hasty basin]

Aura facade 💔

[slow violet]

SGA could miss every game and it would still be close

[hasty basin]

Your bait doesnt work on me anymore

Okc in 5

[hollow wind]

I can just imagine Jared McCain being really loud during a possession tho idk why

Like he’s just very hyper

[marsh olive]

I've had OKC in 6 from the start and I think Ill stick with it

[rustic mountain]

If I have to endure another Thunder title to get my team back then fine so be it

[hasty basin]

https://tenor.com/view/calm-down-shai-gilgeous-alexander-jared-mccain-shai-gif-1383157469223405427

[marsh olive]

this game ain't over yet

[slow violet]

lol i know exactly what it would sound like too

[hasty basin]

Thats why im not asleep

💔💔

[smoky fable]

Fox back in

[hasty basin]

Pacers series actually traumatized me

[slow violet]

this series over bro 😭

this finals over

[smoky fable]

It’s only 3 games

[novel slate]

One game winner son calm down

[marsh olive]

the refs killing our sleep schedule

[hasty basin]

Dawg it went to 7

[smoky fable]

This the Fox Isiah Thomas game on bad ankle?

[slow violet]

lets b ehonest bro, he was about to pull that shit off. The nigga was on demon time before the injury

We need Haliburger Back 😭

[hasty basin]

I hope Hali wins one but with this much talent

Idek

[novel slate]

He built like a burger ne

Now

[slow violet]

https://tenor.com/view/tyrese-haliburger-nba-basketball-indiana-pacers-obese-gif-6704621515347209080

[hasty basin]

Great offense guys

[slow violet]

as much as i would love to be wrong, The knicks don't stand a fucking chance 😭

[hasty basin]

Magnetball ran out

[novel slate]

[dense blade]

Whats magnetball