sports

[pale nacelle]

I am talking about rcb srh 😭

[willow bone]

I don't think its in kkr anymore, they have to pray some games they are not part off go their way

[pale nacelle]

In my simulation

[tardy solstice]

This ipl one team will stop at 16

[tardy solstice]

17 and they're through

Regardless

[fathom tree]

Very easy for a team like theirs

Bravo

[tardy solstice]

Rr csk ain't winning 3/3

[fathom tree]

Watson

[willow bone]

I thought your strategy failed because dc won

[tardy solstice]

Southee russell

[willow bone]

🤔

[tardy solstice]

Give me a more goated lineup

[willow bone]

Oh i didn't update points

[fathom tree]

Then you remember it’s the staff and they don’t play now

[pale nacelle]

Rr is vs dc lsg mi and csk is vs lsg gt srh

[fathom tree]

What a disappointment

[tardy solstice]

😭

[fathom tree]

Their staff is more stacked than the actual team

[tardy solstice]

Well they'll still lose 1 regardless
Last week onwards all bottom teams have won

[candid nova]

i feel gt gonna top the table

[willow bone]

@sand flame you lost again

[fathom tree]

GT still feel like underdogs to me

[tardy solstice]

My biggest bet

[fathom tree]

Idk why

[fathom tree]

W

[fathom tree]

2000 PBKS

[tardy solstice]

Holder was always going to be the key

[sand flame]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-kazuma-kiryu-pissed-off-gif-14586175

[willow bone]

Some people are getting close to me

[fathom tree]

Perfect all rounder so far

[candid nova]

ooh hell naw

3rd

tf man

[fathom tree]

How does Christiano still have more than 6k

[sand flame]

Use ur points on daksh

[willow bone]

He only bet 1000

[tardy solstice]

If I surpass goro it will be funny af
This mf won like 5 in a row
I never won more than 2 in a row

[fathom tree]

Right

[candid nova]

fuck

[fathom tree]

My winning streak at the start is saving me now

[candid nova]

i was abt to go all

[fathom tree]

Bruh

[candid nova]

saved the day

[fathom tree]

I won 5-6 in a row

[willow bone]

9 in a row

[fathom tree]

🙏

[candid nova]

@willow bone1000 gt

i might forget so ill bet now

[willow bone]

Ok

[tardy solstice]

BRO

[candid nova]

gt winning for sure

[fathom tree]

I’ll let you know after I inspect the pitch and pay the umpires

So it’ll take time

[tardy solstice]

I'll bet after toss
Pls remind @willow bone

[willow bone]

Okay

I will try

[fathom tree]

I’ll remind you

[robust grotto]

https://x.com/david_ornstein/status/2053895416228257902?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein)

🚨 Chelsea exploring deal to appoint Xabi Alonso as next head coach. 44yo former #RMFC boss understood to be open to possibility, although nothing decided yet as process continues. Andoni Iraola also strong contender ahead of departing #AFCB @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/39GzR6Z1Nc

X · May 11, 2026, 5:50 PM

[fathom tree]

I’ll dm the pitch

[willow bone]

Daksh was so funny with that lock in message 😂😂

[fathom tree]

😭

[candid nova]

@willow bone i have an idea

[tardy solstice]

Thanks

[willow bone]

He lost his lock-in in few mins

[tardy solstice]

Srh has 3 tough matches yall

[candid nova]

what if u dont say which teams all are betting

[tardy solstice]

They can still be eliminated at 16

[candid nova]

on

[willow bone]

Nah

[fathom tree]

Nah all our bias gonna show during the match

Not bias

It’ll be obvious

[candid nova]

only u will know

[tardy solstice]

Csk has 2 tough matches
Same with kkr

[fathom tree]

Damn

RCB securing 4th place by winning 6 games in a row or something

That was great

[candid nova]

i mean u can pretend

[willow bone]

Yeah but lot of matches need to go exactly as intended, mostly not possible

[tardy solstice]

Kkr in 2014 better

Even kkr in 2021

[candid nova]

it would be fun

[fathom tree]

Damn

[willow bone]

Srh will win against GT and CSK

[fathom tree]

You forgot KKR 2026

Come on man

[tardy solstice]

All the teams which wanna qualify are playing srh
So match quality would be better

[tardy solstice]

No jinxing smh

[fathom tree]

https://tenor.com/view/travis-scott-thatboiicheck-gunna-young-thug-hot-gif-15959855

Jay Shah

[tardy solstice]

Someone needs to injure rahane and powell

[fathom tree]

Thanks for this peak

[willow bone]

So is GT

[candid nova]

only 19 games left u all

[fathom tree]

Better than ODA

[fathom tree]

Damn

[tardy solstice]

Gt vs kkr is kinda easier i suppose

[fathom tree]

So tomorrow match is way more heated

[willow bone]

Man, axar feels like he doesn't care whether win or loss

[fathom tree]

He already said he’s gonna start planning for next year

[willow bone]

Kkr win

[willow bone]

Yeah srh vs gt is crucial match

[tardy solstice]

This match kept the tournament alive🔥

[fathom tree]

Fr

[candid nova]

only mi and lsg are officially out ryt?

[tardy solstice]

If only rcb loses 2...

[tardy solstice]

Yes

[candid nova]

kkr aint making it either

[fathom tree]

Last year Mi knocked out by Shreyas knock

[willow bone]

He doesn't even feel like a captain.

I don't see him in field, managing fielding and stuff

[fathom tree]

“Are yaar”

Is his captaincy

❤️‍🩹

[tardy solstice]

Even he can captain kkr and I'll be fine lmao

We're definitely seeing some big releases this auction
Should've done it last time itself

[willow bone]

Ehhh, dc has way better team on paper compared to kkr

[fathom tree]

Seifert

[tardy solstice]

Wayy too many people with captaincy ambitions

[tardy solstice]

Seifert is a fine backup i suppose

[fathom tree]

Tyagi is staying 100%

[willow bone]

Release rinku singh

[fathom tree]

Bruh

[willow bone]

Or pay him less

[fathom tree]

😭😭😭

[willow bone]

He is not doing his moneys worth

[fathom tree]

Saved his team in 2 games

He started that winning streak

And last 2 games the top order finished the match

[willow bone]

I still stand by, he is not doing his moneys worth

[fathom tree]

He didn’t even come out to bat

Not even Manish Pandey

[tardy solstice]

Klr
Jaiswal
Samson(kinda?)
Abhishek/kishan
Jadeja
Surya rohit bumrah
These are all starter captains

Not even including foreigners

[fathom tree]

He’s my coach’s friend
My coach used to do the sidearm practice with him

[tardy solstice]

Santner marsh butler

[willow bone]

They are not getting released so

[tardy solstice]

Rinku is getting paid less lmao

[willow bone]

Nobody gonna release captains except maybe hardik

[fathom tree]

All these people have a long future in their current team

[tardy solstice]

They're not captains
Would want to get released themselves

Jaiswal is pushing for release

[willow bone]

Abhishek and kishan ain't leaving srh

[fathom tree]

Seriously?

[tardy solstice]

Have you seen his podcasts😭
He doesn't even get state captaincy
Even goa denied

[willow bone]

I think they both are happy with srh

[tardy solstice]

True true

[fathom tree]

Goa

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-trying-to-not-laugh-speed-holding-laugh-speed-laughing-speed-laugh-gif-242565803459391828

[willow bone]

Jadeja is done, he is 37. He can't expect captaincy at this stage

So is rohit

He is 38?

Bumrah won't leave MI, little ambani won't let it happen

Sky and hardik are wild cards. I don't know

Samson already said he is happy to play under ruturaj

[willow bone]

Would you take klr for narine trade 😉

[tardy solstice]

Narine will retire

If that happens

They offered him iirc

[willow bone]

If narine retires there won't be a trade 😂

[tardy solstice]

But if you say Narine retires and kl Rahul gets in kkr all cash deal
Why not

Hardik makes the most sense atp
We have 31 cr left if we release pathirana ramandeep and fizz
Hardik will be traded at 15

[willow bone]

I don't understand this all cash deal. Why to let them off with cash? Throw him in the auction and let franchises fight and lose more money from balance

[tardy solstice]

There's more money involved off the table
It was even written
Hardik to mi has cost like around 80-100 cr

From mi to gt/hardik that is

[willow bone]

These 80-100 cr goes to GT owner?

[tardy solstice]

I'm saying that's the cost mi have beared
Could be more but definitely not lesser

[willow bone]

I mean yeah but GT has no reason to accept all cash deal unless the owner gets money himself like 100cr

[tardy solstice]

Iirc on paper itself it's like 32 cr for gt

16+16

That's just the stated facts

[willow bone]

Gt owner wouldn't care about 16cr.

In the balance its still 16cr only opened

From the available balance

[tardy solstice]

Yea true
That's why I say number is much higher than 32

[willow bone]

Yeah, so I'm saying GT owner got lot of money under the table from ambani

[tardy solstice]

On paper it has cost mi 48 cr
16 to hardik
32 to gt

[tardy solstice]

Yes

[willow bone]

Thats the only reason they can accept all cash deal

[tardy solstice]

They have to let go of hardik to save face atp tho

[willow bone]

This 32 to gt is off the balance i think

The balance limit each franchise get

[tardy solstice]

Also no other team except kkr has this much funds
Hardik will easily go for 25-30

Kkr can release green pathirana and get 45

[willow bone]

Dickhead hardik got hated from 2 franchises because of the switch

[tardy solstice]

Fizz too
54 cr

[willow bone]

Worst decision ever

And little ambani have a fair share of this ruined thing

[slow violet]

https://vxtwitter.com/LukaUpdates/status/2053823393456083076?s=20

Luka Updates (@LukaUpdates)

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[willow bone]

And fizz

[willow bone]

Yeah

[tardy solstice]

16 is on the balance
16 is off
To facilitate the trade tho
Green had to be traded
No team was accepting him cos why make mi strong
That's when rcb took him in😭 😭

Rcb definitely didn't get much money

[willow bone]

However, if players feel they are worth more, they can demand more money. If franchise doesn't accept they can ask for release

[tardy solstice]

But hey green was more useful to rcb than hardik was to mi

[willow bone]

Thank god rcb had to leave green because of the injury

[tardy solstice]

Kkr were ready to give iyer 25-30 on paper and more off paper as well
He said it will hurt his brand value if he gets below 30
All rumours tho

[tardy solstice]

They qualified that season
And green was important af
Although they would have retained him yea

[willow bone]

I don't think they offered 25-30 on paper, lets be honest

[tardy solstice]

25 is confirmed

Someone said it

[willow bone]

Nah

[tardy solstice]

Venky

Look at kkrs retentions man they got lesser money than what kkr used as expenses
Narine would have played at even 4

On paper that is

[willow bone]

He played well in rcb, but if he had stayed, the current rcb combo wouldn't have been possible.

The concept of investing more in 2 or 3 players have never worked for rcb. So they got out of it because of the injury

[tardy solstice]

Same with rinku russell

[willow bone]

4 is not possible for retention if you are not uncapped

[tardy solstice]

True
But you say this as if this rcb team isn't a result of mistakes lol
They went all out after venky when they had filled 6 spots and had only 30 cr
They went till 24

[tardy solstice]

4 is the money deducted
If you wish you can even retain 2 players
One at 24
Other at 1

[willow bone]

I mean yeah but they also made crucial buys, salt and bhuvi were excellent buys

[tardy solstice]

U have to also factor in the fact that this rcb team is full of players who didn't play well in 2023-24 but were solid players otherwise
Be it padikkal krunal suyash Bhuvi jitesh david

[willow bone]

I don't think this is possible?

I think the total is 32 cr for 2 retentions

[tardy solstice]

Iirc it is possible if you retain an uncapped one

So essentially 1 retention plus 4 cr it is

[willow bone]

Literally what i said here
#sports message

Narine is not uncapped

[tardy solstice]

Pbks retained 2 players at 8 cr

[tardy solstice]

Mf you're literally missing the point
It doesn't matter what money you're paying to the players as long as the money for 2 players(capped) is deducted
You can pay 4 cr for your 2nd retention but still 32 will be deducted

Teams don't do that cos it hurts players brand value

[willow bone]

Yes but didn't kkr retained too many?

How many did kkr retain?

[tardy solstice]

They did
5

2 uncapped

[willow bone]

Its like this

18cr
14cr
11cr

But if you retain 4th then again 18cr

[tardy solstice]

Narine rinku russell capped

[willow bone]

Iirc only rana is uncapped retention

[tardy solstice]

It was a good retention
Probably the best
But they fucked up in the auction

[tardy solstice]

Ramandeep

[willow bone]

I don't remember having 2 uncapped retentions with 4cr though

Only 1 can be possible for 4 cr i think

[tardy solstice]

Even punjab had only 2 retentions
At 8 cr iirc

8 or 12 SMTH like that
Shashank and prabhsimran

[willow bone]

Nvm they did 4cr for both

[tardy solstice]

Yea see

Rana would have got more

He was barred by gambhir

Gambhir made all decisions for us
Just to fuck up the auctions

[willow bone]

Again, I don't believe these baseless rumours that kkr offered 25 cr for iyer.

Its just pr stunts

I don't know what happened behind the scenes

But i definitely don't believe kkr valued iyer enough to offer 25 cr

😭

[tardy solstice]

Ye

[willow bone]

He is chilling with indian team now

[tardy solstice]

They have said they did
But venky is a liar

[tardy solstice]

Ye

[willow bone]

Yeah its just pr stunts, ofcourse kkr will make him say that, they paid 23cr for him 😭

Kkr outright won't say it because its against rules

[tardy solstice]

I meant mysore

Venky mysore

[willow bone]

Venky mysore has zero brain 80% of the time

[tardy solstice]

He's an idiot
Only good decisions are buying morgan and gambhir

Rest all are coaching decisions

[willow bone]

After 2025 season, when asked about venky iyer, he said we won't release players just to buy them for cheap.

He went ahead and released venky iyer and bid for him hoping to buy him for cheap 😭

[willow bone]

Damn its already past 12 mid night 😔

[tardy solstice]

exactly lol
he should be fired
entire management starting from mysore to nayar to rahane should be sacked

[willow bone]

Nayar will probably continue

[tardy solstice]

ye
bad head coach tho

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/CSOonX/status/2053803549633430001 @weak gull

College Sports Only (@CSOonX)

ZI WHITE WOMAN must have just surpassed God Shammgod as the GOAT of college basketball names. 😂

X · May 11, 2026, 11:44 AM

https://tenor.com/view/blinking-eyes-white-guy-blinking-meme-what-huh-gif-26334323

What a name

[fleet orbit]

this is gonna be a good series !

[sweet tree]

spurs scoreless

the stadium is like a funeral icl

[sweet tree]

what a goal Tel

finesse

[slow violet]

https://vxtwitter.com/SiteNYK/status/2053605158068617277?s=20
😭 wtf is this true @dim ledge

SITENYK (@SiteNYK)

Jalen Brunson eliminated the Sixers and immediately hopped on Papa’s Freezeria 😭

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[novel slate]

Dawg the camera cuts

[sweet tree]

DCL goal, Leeds 1-1

[dim ledge]

In his bag

[smoky fable]

Tel giveth, Tel taketh away

[sweet tree]

13 mins.

[sweet tree]

had the same thought when he committed the foul 😭

[smoky fable]

It was coming

[smoky fable]

To secure survival and see west ham go down for good

[robust grotto]

Thank you premier league, best in the world

[sweet tree]

Kinsky wow

if that's a pen...

well

I can kinda see it

no pen

got a bit of the ball ig

that's FT

spurs Draw

only a 2 point difference between West Ham and Spurs

they need to lose 1 of the 2 remaining games

difficult

[torn gale]

Tyler kolek for giannis straight up

[smoky fable]

Chelsea and Everton

Selling season

[sweet tree]

yeah, I guess there's a chance

[rustic ore]

Brunson, Giannis, and KAT would be an interesting trio

Quartet if you consider OO

[sweet tree]

what if old man Bron joins the bucks and Giannis stays

[smoky fable]

He’d retire before doing that

No chance

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2053946685886197979

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Another schedule update: The Cowboys will host the Eagles on Thanksgiving.

X · May 11, 2026, 9:13 PM

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/NFL/status/2053877856539697619?s=20 @dim ledge @proud coyote @willow galleon @silk pine @dim kettle @amber grove @hollow wind @slow violet @robust grotto @modest totem @tardy basin @smoky fable @fleet orbit @weak gull @trim timber

NFL (@NFL)

Before the full schedule is released, take a look at each team's strength of schedule for 2026. 👀

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X · May 11, 2026, 4:40 PM

@rustic lichen @honest latch @slate lance @rustic mountain @haughty moss @sweet tree @dawn tapir @sacred kite @tender hornet@simple seal@silk thistle@honest umbra @plush jungle

[fleet orbit]

i’m still surprised i didn’t die from a heart attack last year

[smoky fable]

Better keep paramedic near you looking at this list

[smoky fable]

Third

[fleet orbit]

i do think sos is rather dynamic

[smoky fable]

Things can change yes

[amber grove]

Incoming bozo Falcons fans using this as an excuse next season to why we suck ass

[rustic ore]

Assuming the worst case scenario for AZ (in the immediate short term) that they have a bad season, next year's QB class is stacked. Then suddenly you got them with MHJ, McBride, Love, a highend QB prospect, and an offensive minded HC

[fleet orbit]

i genuinely believe the bears are gonna be a problem next year

i have never had more faith in the chicago bears

[smoky fable]

I still have the worst ranked owner on the team that won’t give up power for a team president role

[nimble onyx]

One of those players that play better for their club than their country

I do think him and Adams together would’ve cooked, so he’ll be missed. But he hasn’t established himself in the national team to be deemed a massive blow.

[modest totem]

I think Denver is gunna surprise us. Not saying that with bias lol

[plush jungle]

Raiders and jets are probably going to suck

Same with the cardinals

[rustic ore]

Don't see why they wouldn't, elite D, Bo is serviceable, and their O automatically got better with the addition of Waddle and getting Dobbins back healthy @modest totem

[dim ledge]

Dead center

[rustic ore]

Easiest schedule by SOS in the division. If they stay healthy I'd be hard pressed to not favor them to win the west

[dim ledge]

Also now that we're all here-can someone explain the Pacers situation with the draft?

Theyd have only gotten the pick if it broke top 5?

Is that it?

[rustic ore]

I wasn't aware there was a situation from them

I imagine what you're describing would be a case of them trading away a protected pick

[dim ledge]

Laughing very hard

Fuck Indiana and Halibum

[rustic ore]

Brutal luck indeed, I mean it was practically a coin flip but still

[rustic ore]

So now they don't have any pick at all in what I've heard is a loaded draft class

Cause they traded away their 2nd road pick in a different trade

[dim ledge]

Oh no! Whatever will we do???

[amber grove]

https://x.com/i/status/2053931773495496941
@slow violet I present to you a man with no balls whatsoever or is a cuck I'll let you decide

New York Post (@nypost)

Dianna Russini kisses husband on Mother’s Day as pair is seen for first time since Mike Vrabel scandal https://t.co/Xecy5eP00X

X · May 11, 2026, 8:14 PM

[slow violet]

We are the danger 😤

[smoky fable]

It is what it is at this world cup.

It sucks, but he wasn't one of the top guys on the team.

[fleet orbit]

money and financial security over integrity self respect and independence , so sad

[amber grove]

Bros no longer a man

His pronouns are It/Cuck from this day forward

Like this scandal hasn't really upset me but this part does like ffs man wheres your self respect

[fleet orbit]

i hate when people say “it depends” on if they’d end things with a cheater

the answer is always yes

[amber grove]

Exactly how could trust a partner to not cheat again if they've already betrayed your trust once it's over

[fleet orbit]

exactly , the only way to ensure it won’t happen again is to break up for good

[rustic ore]

Tbf we don't know their family dynamic, could be she's the bread winner and he wants to try to keep their family together for their kids's sake

[weak gull]

I thank you for this but I think pre season SOS ratings mean diddly

I’m thankful the lions path looks easier though after 3 straight years in the top 10 pre and post season

[fleet orbit]

unfortunately families complicate things

[amber grove]

So ruin your life and happiness till they out of the house?

[rustic ore]

It happens

[amber grove]

Like this wasn't a one night thing it went on for half a decade

[weak gull]

Drizzy as someone who watched a parent/household go through this

I’ll just say - this is my once a month

“I fully agree with you” 😂

GTFO that place

[amber grove]

Better hope she didn't blow all that money on trips with Mike cause she not getting paid the same amount of money at all ever again

[amber grove]

I understand divorced households with kids is sometimes horrible for the kids but like this was a very public thing those kids will eventually see these photos articles and videos of their Mom shitting on their Dad etc

[weak gull]

The kids will grow up resenting one of the parents in some way I’d say

[rustic ore]

Likely

[weak gull]

Divorce is better imo anyways

That relationship shit floats in the air and clouds the whole household. It’s all a mess

But I won’t go too far down the rabbit hole beyond that. You’re correct on all accounts I say

Cades on in less than 2 hours

Happy thoughts only

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-reverse-smile-ishowspeed-confused-gif-17362243368421867313

[amber grove]

Eventually that dude gonna get fed up and lash out only a matter of time

[proud coyote]

Entire world is against this lady atp, I’m sure that dude is filled with complicated feelings

he fell in love with something at some point, even if it’s not real it’ll take time for that to set in. I’m sure it’s all very tough for her right now lol

yes it’s her own doing obviously

but he probably feels bad for her

[amber grove]

Thats some cuck shit

Feel bad for yourself not her she betrayed your own trust and was straight making out with dude in a public bar

She was pregnant with his child (allegedly) and went on a trip with Vrabel

[amber grove]

Duren masterclass soon

[nimble onyx]

Vintage Harden coming soon

[weak gull]

Man….i be scared when he check back in😭

[weak gull]

Exactly what I need

Not that anomaly from Saturday

[nimble onyx]

Its funny how what I said can be taken in two very different ways

[weak gull]

I need game 7 harden

This games damn near as important as it gets. He better show up today

[amber grove]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2053906774491885773

The Chef 👨🏽‍🍳 (@TheChefKayy)

Niggas down 0-3 and he’s out here chain shopping

Quoting Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport)
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[weak gull]

Not only that

But one that say Dominayton😭😭😭

As he averages 7/9

No need to include assists as it’s below 1

[silk pine]

Were still gonna go 3-14 😭

[proud coyote]

Something insane about being so literal as to make yourself atlas and your entire family as the globe you’re holding up

[smoky fable]

Hibernayton

[smoky fable]

He's got impeccable timing on doing or saying the dumbest shit ever.

Biggest waste of talent I’ve ever seen

[torn gale]

What does dominayton even dominate

[fleet orbit]

self awareness is not in his bag

[somber haven]

The cash register

[torn gale]

He’d be the cashier that’s on his phone all the time constantly messing up the checkout

[somber haven]

Sometimes bro just pisses me off like he does it to himself

Talks like pick number one plays like 40

[torn gale]

Then he goes through a self awareness journey and tries to be better then he goes back to his old habits

[nimble onyx]

He’s a funny guy

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/MySportsUpdate/status/2053976846841028612

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

NFL schedule: The #Bills will open their new Highmark Stadium in Week 2 on Thursday Night Football against the Detroit Lions.

X · May 11, 2026, 11:13 PM

@modest totem

Bills lions christen the first game played at the new stadium

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2053977528763588959

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Buffalo will host the Lions at the Bills new stadium on Thursday Night Football in week two.

X · May 11, 2026, 11:16 PM

[amber grove]

He's a funny guy he can't even give you the whole spiel

https://tenor.com/view/kawhi-leonard-kawhi-laugh-laughing-gif-12572894

[simple seal]

https://old.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/1ta0zf3/cal_raleigh_is_0_for_his_last_32_ba_down_to_161/

That's not ideal

Cursed for not shaking hands with Randy at the WBC

[smoky fable]

dealing with an injury

[modest totem]

I bet this will be a good game!

[smoky fable]

probably should be.

[modest totem]

I cant wait for football!

[dim ledge]

Does watching Josh Allen fail truly entertain you to such a degree?

[amber grove]

I can wait for football

[amber grove]

He is one of the most entertaining QBs to watch in the game I'm sure it's a blast having him on every Sunday

[sacred kite]

Birds play the cowboys on Thanksgiving LETS GO

[modest totem]

😑

[novel slate]

https://tenor.com/view/evan-mobley-mobley-cavs-cleveland-cavaliers-gif-17929051865982157163

[weak gull]

So James harden really decides to do this VS MY TEAM

[amber grove]

Duren grab a board challenge difficulty impossible

[novel slate]

https://tenor.com/view/solluminati-yoga-woke-gif-26692156

⏰

[weak gull]

Guy in a fan challenge just got his toupee blown off…

[novel slate]

Allen trying to dunk that is madness

[plush jungle]

Cavaliers too big and strong for the pistons

[novel slate]

Duren and Allen switched bodies

[weak gull]

Levert when he isn’t having issues handling the ball really shows what the offense can be…wish we had a more consistent guy to do that 🫩

[plush jungle]

Levert with a big three

[novel slate]

Levert gonna disappear

[amber grove]

Nice lil run @weak gull

[weak gull]

Honestly JB doesn’t let him find a rhythm just as often as he goes cold

His stats aren’t great this year cause the vertigo but when he’s handling well the offense clicks

[novel slate]

Feed the turnover machine Cade instead

[plush jungle]

Don’t worry your only guy can be Brandon Ingram and we all saw how he vanished in the playoffs

[weak gull]

I’m sorry mane😭

[plush jungle]

[novel slate]

Turnover off

This gonna be a vert game or

It’s gotta be Vert game after that defense

[weak gull]

Vert ain’t even give him a chance to grab his knee

[plush jungle]

Don’t know why Mitchell didn’t pass there

[novel slate]

Cause he got no points

[plush jungle]

Tobias Harris has been good this series

[novel slate]

How is that plus 1

[weak gull]

If Ron holland or Ausar could get a damn 3 I’d really love that

At least Ron tries tho

[rustic mountain]

The Wild are playing a lot better

If they tie the series tonight, it could be a fun one

[weak gull]

I’ve got that game on as well, really hoping they tie it

Down 3-1 to the Avs is no bueno

[rustic mountain]

Agreed

But if they can tie this series, idk man

Minnesota is a good team. Ive believed in em this year

[plush jungle]

Nice from duren

[slow violet]

HAHHAHA

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-squidwardlaughing-laughing-haha-spongebob-gif-27150700

[rustic mountain]

So youre telling me the big dumper is more the big dump this year

[novel slate]

Vert, drop 30 if you are the true second option

[slow violet]

🥹 hes gonna be ok

[plush jungle]

Bad shot by duren

Idk why he tried a 3 that’s not his game

[weak gull]

Leave it to Duren

[novel slate]

Actual 50/50 chance of turn over

[amber grove]

Cade is dogshit

[pliant remnant]

Is it jail ball?

[weak gull]

It was a long two but regardless Idk why he shot that

Give it to Cade back up top and back strus up

You had the mismatch

[novel slate]

Pistons haveing 10+ turnovers a game against the Cavs

Imagine da Knicks

[rustic mountain]

We all knew he wasnt hitting 60 hrs

But

Atp he may not hit 20

[weak gull]

It’s gonna keep happening until they get more spacing

Notice the turnovers go up with Duren and Ausar on the floor together

[slow violet]

hes in a slump big dumper coming back strong just wait

[plush jungle]

Duren and ausar have sold

[rustic mountain]

Even my Mariner fan friends/crazy people have been low on Cal

I blame myself, I got a good deal on two nice Mariners hats

[novel slate]

What’s the best line up

[plush jungle]

Big issue with both of them starting

[weak gull]

I love the potential of that lineup but lord

Duren needs better IQ or Aisar needs a three

[rustic mountain]

The universe knows I only have them since they are my hometown team not my #1 boys

[weak gull]

The best? That’s tough, I’d say optimal

Levert or Jenkins
Cade
Robinson
Harris
Duren

I prefer levert to Jenkins when his shots falling

[plush jungle]

Philly jersey with Cavs hat

[novel slate]

Why no Thompson

[weak gull]

Thompson and duren can’t be on the floor together and Duren is the best rebounder by far

[rustic mountain]

Ive seen so many games where a fan wears both a hat and a jersey of the opposing teams

[weak gull]

Unless he just doesn’t wanna rebound some games

[rustic mountain]

I saw a vegas knights hat and an oilers jersey

Weirdos

[plush jungle]

Must have been a Detroit jersey but yeah bizarre

[weak gull]

Actually insane combo

[plush jungle]

Ausar with the awful turnover

[weak gull]

Ausar not even being willing to take those corner 3s is genuinely what causes 60% of the turnovers imo

[sacred kite]

What is that combo

[plush jungle]

Harden oh man he can’t dribble anymore

[weak gull]

It’s why I appreciate holland at least being willing

[weak gull]

I ain’t even notice but he didn’t even get the ball touched lol

[plush jungle]

Brutal man should retire

[novel slate]

Dont you want that defense though?

[weak gull]

Absolutely, but that lineup has the least turnovers and it’s for a reason

Duren provides more offensively and Levert still provides quality defense

[novel slate]

Gotchu

[pliant remnant]

https://youtube.com/shorts/qeBhvq9SLkY?si=bIRfIFM2sr57wFVv

@sonic aurora

[weak gull]

I think you’ll see it more if they play the Knicks

Just like Tim hardaway played more than Thompson last year

[plush jungle]

Man Mitchell has shot like shit from three

[novel slate]

✌️

What happened to Harris

Dude has become a playoff riser

Pistons scary looking but then I see the score

[weak gull]

Them 10 damn turnovers😭

[novel slate]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-devious-rubbing-hands-evil-suspicious-gif-26037341

Harris won’t be like this forever

[amber grove]

Yall should be up 15 but you're treating the ball like it's a gift and it's the Cavs birthday

[weak gull]

It stopped once Ausar got into foul trouble

Not saying he’s the problem but him and Duren on the floor together will continue to give that issue

[novel slate]

Pistons sold their soul for 30 FTs and are paying the price

[plush jungle]

Leaving Mitchell open was certainly a choice

Cade you can’t shoot 3s stop trying

Duren LOL

What a shit screen attempt

[novel slate]

Harden flopped it too

Made sure it was called

[amber grove]

This Cavs offense is cold

[plush jungle]

16 straight for the cavs

[novel slate]

Imagine switching from Cade to Robinson

Brick wall to a tiny cone

[rustic ore]

@sonic aurora Sorry I had to cut that, know it was a joke but we don't allow swastikas in any form

[weak gull]

wtf these dudes doing man

[plush jungle]

Ausar -31

[sonic aurora]

LOL all good, forgot about that tbh

[amber grove]

This whole not liking Laravia act is getting old literally every Laker fan loves him and wants an extension!

CADE IS DOGSHIT

How was this clown in MVP talks at any point 😭

[plush jungle]

What a block Allen

[amber grove]

HOLY SHIT

Jenkins has 2 dads now

[novel slate]

Piston bros in shambles

[amber grove]

Thompson always has the same look on his face

[plush jungle]

That pan to Duren and Thompson

[amber grove]

ALLEN IS ON ONE

[amber grove]

Thompson trying to eat his finger as per usual with him on the bench

This getting ugly fast

[weak gull]

Cade you fucking idiot

[amber grove]

Idc if he made it Reed's form so ugly they should lose points everytime he shoots

[weak gull]

The games named after him - he can shoot how he wants

[novel slate]

I’m a messiah

[smoky fable]

holy shit

when did this become a 16 point game

64-80

wow mitchell just exploded for 25

[weak gull]

Mitchell tries to flop every damn possession 🤦🏽

[novel slate]

Levert and reed

Kobe and shaq

[dim ledge]

Will Lakers take a game?

[novel slate]

No

[rustic ore]

Get them brooms out

[smoky fable]

https://tenor.com/view/sweeping-charles-barkley-gif-18506616

[weak gull]

Can they please call a foul on Duncan getting hooked on the hand off

[rustic ore]

Sorry if you saw this already but it's just so good https://fixupx.com/jakebrownlive/status/2053601380749721998?s=46

Jake Brown (@JakeBrownLive)

There is a kid sweeping a Sixers shirt outside the arena surrounded by Knicks fans. This is tremendous 😭🙌😂

**💬 167 🔁 2.5K ❤️ 32.4K 👁️ 1.68M **

▶ Play video

FixupX · May 10, 2026, 10:21 PM

[weak gull]

My God I hate these flopping ass niggas

[novel slate]

😂

Reed and levert

https://tenor.com/view/shaq-kobe-duo-nba-lakers-gif-26746857

[weak gull]

Idk why JB didn’t start with Levert

[plush jungle]

He for sure starts next game

Duren idk I think he still starts but reed for sure gets minutes next game

[novel slate]

Cade and Duren looking like burgers

Duren playoff high is 15 points bruh

Reed gonna surpass

😭

[smoky fable]

A problem if he's looking like the best big man on the team

[amber grove]

Most fraudulent coach left in the Playoffs

[smoky fable]

He's also in his contract year Duren

He's just losing himself money

[amber grove]

CADE PASS THE BALL TO THE WIDE OPEN CORNER YOU FUCK

[weak gull]

These refs are paid man

I can’t

DUREN GET A BOARD

DAMN IT

Dawg

Cmon

This flopping is egregious

[novel slate]

Hey man

Look at Cade

He’s burgering

[weak gull]

Oh he stinking it up

He’s not let off but this has been badly mismanaged and also just insanely favorable call wise

[novel slate]

They want game 7

So do I

Go to OT and pistons lose

Please

[amber grove]

DUREN DUREN DUREN

YOU FUCKING BUM

PAY ATTENTION GOD DAMMIT THE TEACH THAT SHIT IN AAU

[rustic ore]

Damn he really went cold to hot like that

[novel slate]

4 points total in the first half and about to get 40 now

[rustic ore]

Red hot

[novel slate]

40

I can’t even watch rn I’m on the toilet 💔

[proud coyote]

weak af...

[rustic ore]

Imagine not wearing a diaper like a real man

[smoky fable]

I hate that player so much Balkan

Suns and Blazers fans knew how much of a bum he was

Chris Paul had to motivate his ass to perform in phoenix and he quit

Should have traded him for turner when they had the chance

[plush jungle]

How’s maluach been

[stray tangle]

Dude, Roki Sasaki has no place in the MLB, and he never will

I actually can't watch him pitch it hurts the soul as a baseball fan

[stray tangle]

they never fuckin play him so who knows

[plush jungle]

True

I don’t mind getting cmb instead of him

[stray tangle]

CMB is really good on defense I like him

25 class is deeper than I thought it would be

[proud coyote]

warms my soul

devers just rocked him

[slow violet]

here lies the end of the lakers journey

[novel slate]

Go to 7 for me cavs pistons

[smoky fable]

Wolves spurs, cavs pistons going the distance

[dim ledge]

Y'all not ready for the Lakers comeback

[plush jungle]

Cavs bench imploded

[slow violet]

if the wolves win next game, they win the series

[novel slate]

Need spurs in 6 to make thunder tired

[smoky fable]

smile will be there with the macha. @rustic ore

And scream murder at Laravia

[sonic aurora]

its time.

im either the happiest man alive

or im killling myself tonight

[earnest linden]

Cant wait for the 0-3 comeback

[pliant remnant]

LeBron has the opportunity to do the funniest thing to okc tonight

[earnest linden]

Isn’t it 2-2

[plush jungle]

It is

[gusty kayak]

Guaranteed lakers in 7

[plush jungle]

You mean lakers lose by 27?

[slow violet]

lol smile when did you get future sight

[sonic aurora]

fuck you

[smoky fable]

Did not reach the acceptance phase

[dim ledge]

@sonic aurora

Anyone and everyone in this channel is fair game

Have fun

[sonic aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/salute-cat-cute-yessir-gif-17449845613192073437

[rustic mountain]

Welp that will be the end of the Wild's run

Go Montreal

[stray tangle]

Dodgers the only team helping the Giants out 🥀

Smart literally can’t get a layup 🥀

[earnest linden]

Is the comeback still in the room with us

[novel slate]

Comeback to Cancun

https://tenor.com/view/lakers-cancun-gif-21817647

[plush jungle]

Lecabo

[sonic aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-sunset-javgag-gif-6354990519690233079

[placid latch]

You should be able to change that Nick name now

[rustic ore]

I don't like those black Lakers unis

[sonic aurora]

They look clean as hell with the black

I can’t lie

[stray tangle]

our best city editions are the blue one from the shitass westbrook year and the urple ones

[pliant remnant]

How long will this run last

[slow violet]

they look way too much like the Cavs to me 😭

[placid latch]

Was tryna say this

[rustic mountain]

The black lakers unis are fine

[plush jungle]

I don’t particularly care for it

[hollow wind]

https://x.com/talkinbaseball_/status/2054003709059670322?s=46

Talkin' Baseball (@TalkinBaseball_)

Cal Raleigh is currently in the longest hitless stretch any player in MLB has had this season

X · May 12, 2026, 1:00 AM

[rustic mountain]

I am pretty sure I am one of the few who liked the Lions black unis too so

This tracks

[rustic ore]

I'd probably like them more if the numbers were yellow

[rustic mountain]

The Big Dump

[hollow wind]

Mariner fans on suicide watch

[rustic ore]

All 5 of them

[slow violet]

😭 Why are niggas hating on my goat like this today

[stray tangle]

I'm surprised how much I'm enjoying the Cal Raleigh downfall

[rustic mountain]

Nah they are fine

[stray tangle]

like obviously he wasn't gonna hit 50 HRs againthis year but this is wild

[rustic mountain]

Seattle isnt doing terribly but they need Cal to figure shit out

[hollow wind]

Mf hes 0 for 34 😭 😭 obviously he’s gonna get criticised for that

He’s meant to be an MVP level player

[plush jungle]

Can’t even say shit as a jays fan

[rustic ore]

Big ASS

[slow violet]

hes in a Slump ok, MVP Dumper Loading in soon just wait 😤

[rustic mountain]

We dont talk about this season

We are the 49ers of baseball

[rustic ore]

Speaking of baseball happy to get the W over Toronto earlier

[hollow wind]

Shohei has been ass offensively too so I can’t really say much

[plush jungle]

Or gausman about today’s game

[rustic mountain]

I hate playing Tampa Bay so gd much

[slow violet]

is luka playing tonight chat?

[plush jungle]

49ers at least make deep playoff runs consistently. Blue jays have just had one recent one

No

[rustic mountain]

We need a division realignment

[hollow wind]

Nope

[slow violet]

oh its over

[hollow wind]

Luka is not coming back

This series was over before it started who cares

[sonic aurora]

I DO

[rustic mountain]

The Jays would win 20 more games a year if we werent in the same division as Tampa

[sonic aurora]

I CARE

[rustic ore]

This hot streak is so fucking dumb and untenable

[slow violet]

Smile just start rooting for the dodgers, this shit is OVER 😭

[plush jungle]

Lakers championship was beating Houston

[rustic mountain]

It's fine the Rays will collapse when it matters most just like we do

[sonic aurora]

Aye man

I keep telling ya

[stray tangle]

actually it was Boston losing in the first round

[sonic aurora]

It’s not over until the time is 0.0s

[rustic ore]

It's sad because it's true

[hollow wind]

Smile is too new to Laker fandom to understand that the lakers will never not be relevant lol. Within any stretch of 5 years there’s a very good chance we’re somehow competing for a championship again

[stray tangle]

the "outlasted the KKKeltics in the 26 playoffs" banner will be hung tomorrow

[plush jungle]

Don’t worry at least we can all watch the Yankees inevitable choke

[slow violet]

https://vxtwitter.com/moneyspread/status/2054033376454099192?s=20

ຸ (@moneyspread)

dillon brooks when the lakers lose

QRT: big_business_
Dillon Brooks is front row at the Lakers game, you can't make this up.

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 12, 2026, 2:58 AM

[stray tangle]

if the Yankees choke and the Rays choke...

who the fuck wins the AL

[hollow wind]

Wait is he actually?? 😭 😭

That guy is hilarious

[plush jungle]

He is

[hollow wind]

ELITE hater

[rustic mountain]

If Cal figures out anything I can see the Mariners doing it

[plush jungle]

Not front row but first few rows

[rustic ore]

The Orioles

[hollow wind]

He’s so funny

[rustic mountain]

But rn without his bat

They arent there

[stray tangle]

West Sacramento A's to the World Series 🔥

[plush jungle]

Peak

[rustic ore]

I can't tell what's longer, his forehead size or the space between his teeth

[hollow wind]

Straight up just a Knicks fan for the remainder of these playoffs

[rustic mountain]

Anoyne but okc

[hollow wind]

Honestly yea

[sonic aurora]

New or old fan. I support and believe

[plush jungle]

Tragically okc going to win a chip

[sonic aurora]

What is a fan who does not believe in their team

[hollow wind]

God I hate that team so much

[sonic aurora]

Blocking out the haters

[rustic mountain]

It hurst my soul

[hollow wind]

A realist probably idk

[rustic mountain]

That team shouldnt exist

Fucking clay bennett

Pos

[dense blade]

Is this the last time we are watching Lebron hoop

https://tenor.com/view/sad-gone-gif-16720761030809438213

[hollow wind]

Doubt it

[rustic ore]

With the Lakers? Yes

[sonic aurora]

He got one more season in him

[plush jungle]

Last game with the lakers maybe

[hollow wind]

Oh for the lakers? Yea probably

Which is a good thing

[dense blade]

Where is he going next without his son

[rustic ore]

Probably Cleveland

[hollow wind]

Get him off my team (love you bron)

[dense blade]

Ohh

That's not too bad

[rustic ore]

Finish where he began, and with a good team at that

Him and Mitchell would be nasty

[plush jungle]

Idk if Cleveland can pay for him

[hollow wind]

53 million dollars a year for a 41 year old is ridiculous. But he won’t take a significant pay cut

[novel slate]

Thunder following the same script of keeping it close then after the half, blow them out

[rustic ore]

He's a billionaire he doesn't need a stupid big single year deal

[plush jungle]

Honestly idk if anyone pays him that much

[sonic aurora]

26-21

https://klipy.com/gifs/sisissisisisisi--k01KR886WY5BGC6WR593BN546RN

[hollow wind]

No contending team should pay top dollar for him. If anyone is gonna do it it should be some dogshit team that just wants good ticket sales for a year

[plush jungle]

Lebron you are a Brooklyn net!

[stray tangle]

Turning off the game now so it feels like the Lakers won

[dense blade]

Hey hey hey

He is only going to a championship team

Why would he waste his time

[hollow wind]

None of them think like this unfortunately. To the average fan we obviously view it as “why doesn’t he just take a pay cut, he’s already a billionaire” but the rich never think like this

😔

[rustic mountain]

Eat em

[hollow wind]

No championship contending team is going to pay 50 mil for him lol

You’d be so stupid to

[stray tangle]

He would have to take a pay cut (which he hates)

[rustic ore]

I actually have a joke cocked and loaded but I'm waiting for the game to end

[smoky fable]

Will it be after a sweep or an extended

[rustic ore]

Sweep

[smoky fable]

I thought you were talking about Dominayton

[smoky fable]

Who would you pay with that money?

For free agency

Do you have assets for trades

[rustic ore]

Caruso on fire

[novel slate]

Fakers

[plush jungle]

Can’t trade until 2031

[novel slate]

Thunder making it a blowout early

[smoky fable]

Ugh, and that’s with those flattened odds now

[plush jungle]

Not a fan of the new lottery odds

[rustic ore]

Should just get rid of it but they won't

[plush jungle]

They should after not even giving the worst teams the best odds

[stray tangle]

I’m very snart

Smart*

[stray tangle]

It’s unbelievably stupid how a playoff team can win the number 1 pick with the new odds

Also this offseason the lakers can trade this years 1st as well as the ‘31 and ‘33 firsts I believe

Although this years is 25 so not that valuable

[rustic ore]

They did not name the Portland WNBA team the Fire

[plush jungle]

Oh true they have 33 after this season

[novel slate]

Laker games are for tourists man

This crowd just deadface af

[plush jungle]

Tbf ain’t anything to cheer for

[novel slate]

Prob 4 figure tickets

[dense blade]

[novel slate]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-nba-los-angeles-lakers-laker-nation-show-off-gif-16401463

All the cheering from the nose bleeds 😭

[plush jungle]

Sixers some bozos for trading McCain

[stray tangle]

Curse upon the Morey bloodline

He also let Isaiah Joe go

[pliant remnant]

What did they trade McCain for again?

[stray tangle]

First

I think it was Phillys own first

[novel slate]

Nothing

In the end it’s nothing

They gave a starter to a championship teams bench

[plush jungle]

Rockets pick

[stray tangle]

Ok so like 23 lmao

[noble marsh]

Rockets pick and some seconds iirc

[stray tangle]

I’m honestly shocked McCain was good at Duke he seemed like the guy who would flame out against bigger guys

[nimble onyx]

Bag of chips

[noble marsh]

Yeah nothing okc cares about

[hollow wind]

Also lol. What is this conference

[novel slate]

Mets not even in the screenshot

[earnest linden]

Saw one dude saying Lebron is not even top 5 number 9 in his top 10 and saw Stephen A defending Bron

[plush jungle]

Mets in the nl

[stray tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/mozai-mo-zai-cat-propeller-hat-silly-gif-9626862374164408806

How it feels playing in the AL

[hollow wind]

“One dude” and it’s Skip Bayless who’s made an entire career off hating LeBron lol

[plush jungle]

Weird that the rays aren’t there

[rustic ore]

Cause they're leading the AL E

[novel slate]

What’s an nl

[stray tangle]

It’s the wild card race in the pic

[plush jungle]

Oh this is just wc got it

Crazy that the jays are just 1 gb

[hollow wind]

Every team in the NLC is above 500 and there is only a single team in the AL that is lol

[plush jungle]

Shame vladdy has been awful this season

Him and springer

Jays would fs be in a wild card spot if they were playing okay

[rustic ore]

Give him time, he'll get hot

[plush jungle]

Fair enough just ain’t good enough right now for 500 mill

[hollow wind]

Every player has slumps… just gotta make sure those slumps don’t last too long

[plush jungle]

Even cal has to be max 10 games

[stray tangle]

How is it just an 8 point game lmao

[rustic ore]

Cause OKC was sloppy in the 1st Q

[plush jungle]

Lakers were up at half time last two games

With lakers down this game is pretty much over

[earnest linden]

https://x.com/brickcenter_/status/2054033069238341647?s=46

BrickCenter (@BrickCenter_)

Dillon Brooks got front row seats to hate watch LeBron 😭😭

▶ Play video

X · May 12, 2026, 2:57 AM

Lmfaooo

[stray tangle]

He hates the Thunder too tho

[plush jungle]

How is that not an offensive foul

Okay Canadians have to learn to elbow people just not blatantly enough that it doesn’t get called every time

[stray tangle]

No it’s the French that elbow

[sonic aurora]

Cmon lakers

No more long passes

[rustic ore]

Smile if you don't mind me asking are you a life long Lakers fan or somewhat recent?

[sonic aurora]

Since

3 years ago

Kinda

[rustic ore]

Nice

Just curious cause I hadn't noticed you popping in here much

Like seeing more peeps come in here to talk shop

Or just rep their squads

Or just shoot the shit

[sonic aurora]

Yeah

I guess ever since I’ve started getting more active

[rustic ore]

Next we gotta work on getting you into the NFL

[hollow wind]

She’s a rams fan

I’ve already decided

She doesn’t have a choice

[rustic ore]

Threaten her matcha stash if she refuses

[sonic aurora]

I think?

[rustic ore]

Rams are a good team, they might win the SB this upcoming season

So if there was any year to test the waters it might be this one for you

[hollow wind]

What are you gonna be instead? A chargers fan??

[sonic aurora]

I guess we’ll see when NFL is in season

Unless it is already in season

45-49

[rustic ore]

Uh oh

[sonic aurora]

Not bad not bad

[rustic ore]

LeBron tweaked his ankle

[plush jungle]

LeBron injured

[stray tangle]

Been a rams fan for the decade, they’re not winning the Super Bowl lmao

[novel slate]

LeBum is fine

[rustic ore]

Preseason starts in August but regular season is in September

[plush jungle]

Rams already did recently sigh

[stray tangle]

They’ll lose to Seattle in the playoffs because they fumble the ball celebrating at the goal line or some shit

[rustic ore]

Yeah he's walking gingerly off the court

[stray tangle]

Cuz that’s the kinda culture they’ve been creating

[rustic ore]

Something to watch for sure

[plush jungle]

That drives me insane when guys do that

[stray tangle]

That being said you should totally be a Rams fan smile teehee :)

[plush jungle]

Anything but Seattle

Or Dallas

[rustic ore]

Weird ass question

[stray tangle]

Wait what’s ur problem with the Bills and Browns

[novel slate]

No mamba mentality in sight for Luka. Mamba played through injuries.

[plush jungle]

Mamba also tore his Achilles and didn’t play lol

[dim ledge]

Anyone but philly smile

[pliant remnant]

What about leaning forward?

[stray tangle]

Don’t give him too much mamba mentality

[rustic ore]

Why would you suggest anyone become a Browns fan? That's almost as bad as being a Jets fan

[plush jungle]

Bills? They complain too much. Browns? Deshaun Watson and Haslem

[stray tangle]

Ah fair

People call Justin Herbert If Man but unironically Josh Allen fits it too

[slow violet]

Center like a fucking maniac

[novel slate]

Mamba mentality.

[plush jungle]

Josh Allen for sure is

[rustic ore]

That's just crazy talk, clearly you lean backwards so if anything falls on you it's easier to catch and eat

[rustic ore]

Allen has at least gotten to the conference championship game more than once and won MVP

[plush jungle]

lol Jaylen Williams ain’t playing also

[slow violet]

people that spill tacos have no stability in their lives

[plush jungle]

Wow

[rustic ore]

Why are you calling me out like that?

[slow violet]

[stray tangle]

Yeah but when he lost to the Broncos something snapped for me. He just can’t get it done

[plush jungle]

Oh Dillon brooks really is front row lol

I thought he wasn’t

[plush jungle]

Josh Allen before had the mahomes excuse

Never forget him almost losing to Skylar Thompson and the dolphins

[rustic ore]

Fair, but Herby is exclusively IF man

Until proven otherwise

[plush jungle]

As a Herbert fan can’t disagree

[stray tangle]

Taking that ass chargers squad to 11-6 is so impressive to me but I can’t deny the playoff sinking

[slow violet]

IF man you say

[stray tangle]

I like the Rams and Chargers btw I’m a sick fuck

[plush jungle]

Blowing the playoffs vs the jaguars was just sad

[slow violet]

so you like the rams and the team that visits the rams stadium

[stray tangle]

Yeah

[rustic ore]

27 points

[stray tangle]

I was sick when that happened and fell asleep at halftime lmao

Genuinely woke up when they blew it

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/this-guy-rules-stan-south-park-i-like-this-guy-this-guy-rocks-gif-21537787

[plush jungle]

Fuck stan kroenke

And dean spanos

[rustic ore]

That Kroenke might get another chip since it looks like the Avs are cruising to another Cup

[plush jungle]

Disgusting

[slow violet]

bro does Kroenke just own like the most teams

[stray tangle]

Rich

[slow violet]

i swear this nigga is in every league around the world

[rustic ore]

He's got the Rams, Nuggets, Avs, and Arsenal

[nimble onyx]

damn

[slow violet]

😭 damn

[rustic ore]

Wait isn't Arsenal in good position to win a championship currently? Thought I heard they've been doing really good

[stray tangle]

Yeah

[rustic ore]

Rich getting richer...sigh

[novel slate]

https://tenor.com/view/los-angelers-lakers-lakers-lets-go-lakers-nba-basketball-gif-6845736180805165834

[plush jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/sweeping-charles-barkley-gif-18506616

[dim ledge]

@ OKC Please stop smile will kill me

[slow violet]

why is everyone roasting Deandre Ayton, like the nigga was gonna save this series 😭

this series was cooked from tip off

[dim ledge]

I'm sorry smile

[amber grove]

Dillon Brooks jewelry is fucking dancing

[rustic ore]

Oof, RIP the dude who just got drinks spilt over his pants

[amber grove]

HAYES WOW

[earnest linden]

https://x.com/lakeshowyo/status/2054046878044721343?s=46

LakeShowYo (@LakeShowYo)

LEBRON SPRAINED HIS ANKLE 😭😭😭

OKC DEVIL MAGIC AT IT AGAIN 🥀

▶ Play video

X · May 12, 2026, 3:51 AM

[rustic ore]

Actually scratch that, he's wearing a black leather jacket and shades in doors. He deserved it

[amber grove]

LEFUCKYOU 3 BANG

[earnest linden]

The fact that Dillon gets to see this front seat

[amber grove]

SGA TRIED TO MATCH YOU NOT THE GOAT BABY

[sonic aurora]

LEEEEEBRRRROOOONNNNNNN

[amber grove]

Dude looks like an obnoxious prick ngl (he could be the nicest guy ever but he looks dickish idk)

[slow violet]

its time to go to bed old man 😭

[stray tangle]

ok I don't care anymore

trade everyone on the Dodgers and Lakers

we can get a good deal on Ohtani before people realize he's just Joey Gallo now

[rustic ore]

Right? Just gives off an energy

[earnest linden]

MYbe just maybe Lebron should say fuck his teammates nd go Jordan/Kobe on em nd score by his own w/out passing much

[stray tangle]

too old

[novel slate]

LeBrick

[earnest linden]

Leretirement home

71-73

Pls dont give me HOPE

Omfg 72-73

[sonic aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-rizz-joe-shrek-emotiguy-rizz-emotiguy-smile-emotiguy-planning-gif-6595081860416371068

Such a close game

[stray tangle]

I love you Austin my glorious ethical flopper

[earnest linden]

Scores Level

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-scream-gif-6369196612355900107

[smoky fable]

Cause he’s acting like an idiot after a shit game

[earnest linden]

I publicly apologize for shitting on you Austin my Glorious Prince

[smoky fable]

How many turnovers does Reaves have

[stray tangle]

a lot

[earnest linden]

Man imagine we had Luka for this I thought he was coming from Game 3

[stray tangle]

Reaves showed up against the Rockets and I'm like "oh shit Luka's showing up the next series"

NOPE

[nimble onyx]

Game 4 was like the earliest

[earnest linden]

Alright if we get this in the bag

[stray tangle]

it's ok he'll be back when we face the Spurs next year

[earnest linden]

We might have a chance

[amber grove]

JAXSON FUCKING HAYES

https://tenor.com/view/showtime-jaxson-hayes-lob-dunk-gif-12345281553391012933

[stray tangle]

he just goes crazy sometimes

I remember when him and Austin beat the championship Celtics

[rustic ore]

Well there you go

[novel slate]

Not moved

The abuser having a fluke

[earnest linden]

This the OKC team they compared to 18’Warriors and Bulls

[stray tangle]

Smart shooting = automatic turnover

[amber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/kocham-cię-gif-6327772009437970425

[sonic aurora]

COMEBACKKKKK

[stray tangle]

GRAAAAHHHHH

[earnest linden]

LeComebacj

[novel slate]

https://tenor.com/view/cancun-nba-meme-nba-cancun-on-three-123-cancun-gif-674960728116194209

[earnest linden]

Aint no way Dillon getting the front row seat to a Comeback 😭

[amber grove]

AR BANG

[earnest linden]

Works off, Guys I started watching the game usually when I watch my fav team loses

Pray for Lakers