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They shaped it in heart and kept that price π
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When did pastries became 150+ rupees π
Didnt he take 2 wickets last match π
Oh
Damn i checked my screen time and
16 runs

My most used app has become discord π
Then yt
Then blinkit ππ
What the hell
Blinkitππ
I dont even order that much
I order from all apps equally
But theyβre also one of the team to score 200 the most
Ig no
Blinkit has become an everyday thing in my house
I order from all apps equally
But only blinkit is on the list π
W app tho
More and more stuff coming in everyday
Zepto better
Only cause of the Cafe
I dont use zepto cafe or bistro at all
Its mostly because they don't give 200+ much while bowling, but this is last year data.
RCB is there to encourage teams with bad records
Oh
They just announced in tv
There are 14 occurences of csk giving more than 180 score since 2019 and they lost all 14
Quick commerce is the best thing
Yea I saw that
They didn't chase a single 180+ score since 2019
Whichever app gives me the most discount i order from them
But have to check each app π
Shami went back π
Zepto cafe is hella expensive
Yeah thats why dont use it at all
I ordered dil pasand, paneer puff and 3 corn samosa
Kamboj was like I'll do it myself
How much
189
These charges π
π
πββοΈ
Also they add 30% price hike in apps
Yeah
Also the delivery guys have stopped accepting cash
No?
They told some reason but I didnβt hear him properly
But who uses cash nowadays
They do not accept cash
Like Swiggy or Zomato
Blinkit yes they do
Its actually 308 for 1 puff if we add gst and other charges π€¦π½ββοΈ
Holy fuck
Idk last time i used cash (few months ago) they accepted it
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Damn
Why did bro review that
I don't understand the concept of these delivery apps adding gst. Aren't the food priced already with taxes?
Exactly
They need profit
Atleast the quantity is better
I forgot lsg has shami and prince, how will csk chase thisπ
Agent Avesh Khan and Digvesh Rathi
Are the samosas small or everything else is big
Everything else is big
You can see my finger to compare the size
Also ketchup packet
Csk getting similar start like lsg
If they don't lose wickets in a chunk, they can chase it
Yea
Samson is carrying this team
Dhoni wife is here but not Dhoni
Looks like a small samosa π¬ but good quantity for the price
I forgot the reason why he is not with the team, the reason was something silly
She is at every match
Oh yeah its small samosa, not those big alo samosas
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Csk can still chase this
Brewis was a dissapointment this season?
Urvil need to step up
Shubham dubey performing better than shivam dube
Never have expectations on dube. If he scores then its a bonus
Rr had both one season ig π
And released shivam
Shubham better
Digvesh really got Samson
Who will be impact sub?
Sarfaraz
Who are the ones with 14cr? Prashant veer and ?
Karthik sharma
He is playing today
14 cr?
Yes, csk bought 2 youngsters for 14cr each
I said the same for samson and next ball he got out
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Urvil
3 in a row
4 sixes in the over
Avesh khan GOAT
Truly
He saw that embarrassing record of CSK
He wants to help them
Avesh khan will play at 300plus sr today
Such a great guy
Saul you bet on csk??
No
25 from 5 balls
Imagine if he scores fastest 50 ever π
4
Is he a youngster?
27
My stream Is behind
He bet 7 minutes before match started π
Oh
Mine too
I went to check something in cricbuzz and saw the 4
13 is the record by jaiswal
Yea
I only remember yuvraj in 12 in t20 worldcup 2007
Nah KL did in 12
Kl did in 14
Go check
Oh ye
If we consider all t20s then yuvraj
Kl did it in 14
My bad
Yeah
Yea
Brah
Please no ππ
10 yea
Yes
Oh yeah i remember
It wasnβt in any major tournament
It was international game tho
did csk win?
But i guess we can say fastest t20 50 ever among test playing nations 
how's it looking
No
No π
They are chasing
Lsg is getting cooked
Wdym no?
Wait its goro
csk about to lose
Bro canβt see the elephant in the room
Urvil 42 in 9 balls
who cares
Waiting for his fastest 50
sanju is the only consistent player fr
I meant to reply to the 1st message
You already did
2 balls to break it
Ehh, gaikwad came back to form
I wanted to do it again
Both are playing
But ig he's a better top order batsman
I also said urvil need to step up today
Initial 11
Urvil instead of Mhatre Ig
Mhatre played well
Mhatre should play
Got injured unfortunately
Brah first ball i see
And dot
Still can make fastest ipl 50
Heβs gonna tie it with Yuvraj
Against shami is a bit tough
Yes
Shame on pant for not bringing in avesh
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Not yet
Took a single
Brah
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Jaiswals record stays π₯Ή
Back when Kohli 30 sixes in a season was considered unbreakable
Anti climax
Gaikwad will not give him the strike now π
Russell scored 50 in a season iirc
Urvil will be top if he scored in same balls, if his score is more than jaiswal
Ig he got surprised
He took a single
Let him get his 50
Bro, all sixes are same
Wtf
LSG fucking sucks
Will he do it
Will he do it
Single
50 in 13 π
They can still come back
Priince took Kohli wicket and said he ainβt performing today
Require RR is 7.37 π
Ye
Whereβd he pull that chit from
24 in first over
He brought a paper π
And what was written in it
Cummins
Jaiswal was a beast in t20 2 years ago
He declined a bit
Now he's a generational match loser
Mostly because he ain't getting those chances in indian team
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Where matters are big
Jaiswal sits down
Urvil can still break fastest century record
17 balls
Need to do it in 15 balls
Even Gill didnβt play the WC but heβs great this season
Another six
Urvil in 15 balls - 60
Rutu in 15 balls - 29
Despite rutu strike rate being good, it pales in comparison
Bro do LSG players know there are variations in bowling
Yup
Inglis innings gone to dust
@tardy solstice @willow bone @pale nacelle
Brah
Iβm dead
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That was the worst catch drop
Mf thinks he's narine
Imran Tahir
Lmfao
If csk lose now π
Similar economy
1/4th his wickets (per season)
πππ
Gone now
One wicket
Wow
Twist?
Digvesh Rathi can calm down now
Agent avesh not doing his job
Agent Avesh wasting reviews
Fair deliveryv
What
Nah
Csk cant bottle this
142 in 12 is great
149 in 12.4
They cant lose now
Bowled π¬
No in form batsman left
Fuckers did u add my bet
Hell naw
U fuckers
Ditching ur day 1 homie is crazy ngl
@willow bone all in rcb
Okay
Match is spicing up
@fathom tree I haven't received your bet for second match
400 MI
Jitesh still playing π€¦π½ββοΈ
How is LsG pulling this off
What is this choke?
CSK wants to uphold the record
They bring in prashant veer instead of sarfaraz
Prashanth Veer stance is like Rinku
Even the way heβs holding the bat and trigger point
14 cr player btw
Kartik too
csk won?
DIGVESHHHπ₯π₯π₯π₯π₯
Write his name in the death note
BRO
Another
Another
POORRRAAANNNπ₯π₯π₯π₯
POOR-an
Wicket this over
Last over spinner btw
Avesh is actually clutching
Shahbaz ahmed
Bro
Or markram
He is not good if its not bowling pitch
Two left handers tho
Why waste time, clearly not out
So they may want off spinner instead of left arm
Over
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Good while it lastedπ
A wicket is all lsg need
Fuck you Digcesh and Pooran
Markram
Bro
Markram
Bro
Told you makram is not good if its not bowling pitch
Pooran taking bribes again
Motm digvesh and pooran
Meanwhile, bhuvi bowling great and hazlewood giving runs
I said get duffy in
Rohit thought he was Kohli getting out like that
But Kohli doesnβt play so lazy
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Typical test wicket

SKY
And gone
Retire
Get out
Please
Leave cricket before cricket leaves you
And finally Kohli at slip catch
Last season was so good
He came and he went
Iβve been blessed
He came he saw and he left
Pretty normal guy
Hope we get another surya season like that
He took forever to set up the grease for himself π€¦π½ββοΈ
One bad season and downplaying him so much ππ
Bro what
2 seasons
He didnβt do shit
For India or anyone
Maybe captaincy yes
How is bhuvi so good
Captaincy was great
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He was shit in international for 2 or 3 years now.
In 30 international matches heβs only got 1 score above 30
Did you watch the 2025 season??
Captaincy pressure
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Hell nah
Its not one bad season. Its reverse.
Its only one good season last ipl across 2 or 3 years. Both ipl and international
You both are downplaying him too much
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I didnt know you both hated surya so much
Ok bro whatever
Bhuvi should play 2027 odi wc
He said he is not interested
"should"
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Romario top fielding
I thought this is real π
He couldn't do anything
Bro what is this fielding
What I don't understand is, if rcb is batting first, why are they not putting sheperd in impact player and only play 3 overseas in playing 11.
If we don't need batting, we get duffy in second innings when bowling
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Its a dolly
Rasikh my man, good bowling atleast this once π
Was unlucky
Goat is here to bowl
Yea
If Tilak was out already then it was over
This guy is gonna get a move on soon
Heβll be unstoppable
Kohli
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who's more of a generational talent
Wemby or Yamal
CSK doing so good lately π
Hi everyone. I just want to apologize in behalf of my club before kickoff. Weβre playing 5 at the back. Weβre not scoring a goal and letβs be honest hereβ¦ a 0-0 final is unrealistic
So every non Arsenal supporter β¦ sorry.. do yourself a favor and do not watch this game
Not the word I'd use but
second most goals scored and least goals conceded aint bad
The second Arsenal score this game is over
Itβs so frustrating going into matches and knowing that reality with my club man
1 goal and the game is fucking over
Thatβs tough
It is, every game regardless of the opponent
It must be sad that you guys cannot play United for 38 games in a season 
COYG
Easy game for Arsenal
Come on West Ham 
@willow bone @tardy solstice @pale nacelle Bhuvi goated
Hm
Ended with 4 wickets
He is so good
What was Kohli celebrating
Hopefully it ends in a draw
A century or a wicket
If only suyash caught that, would have been different story
Draw or win for west ham
Nah Arsenal 2-0 or something
I don't see them winning tbh
Easy game for them
As long as there's delusion, there is hope
Tapping the sign
Holy save
Real
Mi sold βοΈ
Does he finally want a T20 wc?
They couldve won this
He'll play in the 2027 odi wc
Really looking like weβre going to score a goal today β¦
Lmao
So much pressure
Please
6 attempts in 2 minutes for them lol
When you start the game admitting you have no chance.. this is the result
Look at this. This is fucked
that's unreal from mavropanos
Dinos man
Bowen versus Lewis Skelly is huge
Have to find a way to win that
Wooop looks like I have that wrong
Omfg Diouf
@slow violet https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2053453020868829435
Do you guys think Dianna Russiniβs family is celebrating her today?
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οΈοΈπ¬
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!
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watching the game with a greek commentator is hilarious bc the guy can't go 5 minutes without glazing mavropanos
What are they calling him
Mavropanos? Kostas? Kostare?
Heidenheim in the lead 
Dinos?
mavropanos
Not delving into agori mou smh not my commentators
I foresee Assnal dropping points to West Ham
I think kostas would be weird bc there is probably more kostas in the greek league
oh
same lol
well he is certainly doing a good job of making sure west ham don't concede so far 
dirty fucking team
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jeez
if heidenheim win today they will have the same amount of points as pauli and wolfsburg
pauli and wolfsburg play each other next
NFL Twitter never forgives or forgets apparently...... Love that about them
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what a save raya
Heidenheim wins next game and pauli/wolfsburg draw and getting relegated
pls Mr. Scriptwriters make it happen
OMG
Vintage RCB
HT
No advantage? Come on
Ref fucking blows
west hams defense was solid
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offense not so much
nah im very dissapointed
Good first half Hammers
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45 down
Iβm disappointed in Kohli
What happened to my goat
kholi duck again
Just stick to who you are
You canβt keep up with the youngsters
Not you guys itβs only Cyg
cyg was considering i read that msg idk what happened
And incredible on the counter as well
This ref has been shit ngl
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There was one where lewis skelly fouled a west ham player and arsenal got the free kick like
Idk the name of West Ham CB but heβs doing a great job
Mavropanos?
Really brave defending out there
Yup
If only Mavropanos wasn't allergic to playing this good in the greek NT
Arteta is definitely going to fix whatever was going wrong on the right wing, I wonder if west ham will be able to keep going without it since it's been their main attacking threat
the problem is we have no right back so rice is playing there
so we have no rice pretty much
Don't you have any subs that can fill in?
Mosquera but ig Arteta doesnβt want to risk him
Since heβd be the only decent option
COYG
π«§
zubimendi ggs
Zubimendi ogf
Todibo booked
still 0-0
this is getting spicy now
Arteta really has Arsenal fans in the trenches
WTF
raya is so punchable man
Omg
fuck this guy
oh my god
what did he do haha
that was the one
How
Hammers swinging the door wide open for City once again LFG
Arsenal are getting restless now
Sommerville is cooking
Madueke onπ
oh for fuck sake
Heβs so bad
Come on west ham, hold
Goal
boooo
1-0
Trossard
π
Trossard
FUCK
1-0
Yea ggs
Game over
Gg
Season over
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Relegation completed
EYTSETSETSESTES TESET SETS ETSESYESEYS EYSE SESYTEGSYIETSYETSYETSESEYSES
Yeah stay up Spurs these fucking bums
Odegaard is cooking
EYSYESYESETYSESYESYESESYEYSESYESYETSEYSYESYESYESYESYEYSEYSEYSEYSEYSEYSEYSYESYEYSEYSEYSEYSEY
A player who has haunted me in every color heβs worn
yep
And I haven't said it today so I need to this stadium is beyond shit for such a tiny club
I knew he would score today
thank you lord above
always rubbing shit in
Always
In my fucking face. Rubbing it in dirt, you love doing that to me
I was rooting for Hammers if the Hammers lose to my biggest rival I will shit on them and on top of losing to Assnal and giving them the title they are also now allowing Spurs to stay up
Every team I like dude
Congrats, you like winner and I like losers
It is what it is
Fuck
Anyway rant over bro youβre good @amber grove
Literally all my teams suck besides the Braves
Btw Lunik are you watching the championship next year if westham goes down
Nothing gets by this one
why is trossard grey
Yeah I feel you nothing personal man just annoyed
isnt he like 25π₯
Yes but itβll be tougher bc they play so many midweek games in the championship. Itβs less games I can watch
So that will suck
Theyll be right back up West Ham not staying down for long
Noooo youβre wrong
Weβre not equipped for the championship. Teams will run us over
How good do you think fernandes is btw? West ham one. Seen him linked to us quite a few times this season
Plus a whole new squad and manager
Fernandes has nice IQ heβll be worth a pick up
Man the one thing I'd hate if he joins us is I would have to spell his full name or smth lmao
I donβt expect WH to be back
I blame the Assnal away end fans you can't expect the Hammers to play a full 90 without conceding with their smell stinking up the place
Wdym I can't say MILF anymore without meaning Bruno
lol yeah
I at least expect it not to turn into a Leicester situation
Need Leeds to beat Spurs tomorrow
It is today no?
Tomorrow
I think thatβs more likely to happen than coming up, imo
not hannenin
Ah
Leeds on some decent form, itβs possible
No chance they get relegated to League 1
I didnβt expect to be 0-0 with Arsenal by the 80thb
West Ham played better than I thought they would
Bowen dominates us but goes silent against Assnal the dickhead
Fuck
GOALLL
GOAL
west ham
GOAL
TIED
WHAT
WHAAAT
Wilson
WHAT THE FUCKKK
BELIEVE @robust grotto
EHATTT
My stream is behind bro

WHAT THE FUCKKK
Lets gooi
OH MY GOD
Lmao
BUBBLES EVERYWHERE
@robust grotto
OMFG
HOLY SHITY
OMFG
HOLY SHIT
Hold
that was acaross the line
West ham
pls
It was
Fucking hold
NO WAY
west ham i fucking love you
β¦..
IM FOREVER BLOWING BUBBLES
I dont see a foul
WATCH CITY LOSE TO VILLA THOπ₯
Callum may you eat whatever you want for the rest of history
No foul
Don't dare take this off
that's a goal
Fr
Thatβs a foul
No
Heβs being pulled
Donβt take it off donβt take it off donβt take it off
Wonβt count
nope there's a foul false alarm
West Ham. Itβs a foul
pls count
I think Raya's shirt got pulled?
Wonβt count
they're saying on Pablo
oh shit
yeah this isn't going to count
yeah fuck that was illegal bro
Yeah no goal
πππ
Shame.
obvious
IS THE GOAL COUNTIN ON NOT
Omg
IM
NOT WATCHIN STREAM
Ainβt gonna count bro
Foul.
yep
fuck
They take forever which means no goal
wasted 90 minutes of my life on this
Shit
the arm was across Raya's neck/torso.. so I can see it being a foul
I warned everyone
this is genuine corruption π
nope
Another day of VAR ruining the game
no goal
enjoy the championship
VAR is satan
foul
no other explanation apart from corruption
and don't come back
there should be 3 more mins of play
π
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Malaka.
Another thriller
THANK YOU GOD
And fouled
I AM NOW A BELIEVER
Omg
I BELIEVE IN YOU
At least everyone else knows what a joke this team is lol
ngl if I'm being honest that was an obvious foul but it doesn't fit the agenda 
I take solace in that!
ar least el classico is today
I screamed for no reason I demand compensation from Pablo
that's all she wrote
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSESESESESESESESESESES
Arsenal wins
Gg
sigh
Ggs
chris kavanagh gonna be celebrating in the away locker room after this
YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
holy corruption
Rcb doing a comeback π
Universally the worst team to watch in ages
i almost started crying bro i felt fucking sick when that went in
Assnal now control their own destiny
I envy the blind
Wish I could watched you
Pathetic
if dortmund can bottle the league on the final day so can arsenal

They don't call that foul if it was Liverpool City Chelsea or United
Wilson actually had everyone screaming bro damn
Nothing tops Dortmund bottling it
That was seriously terrible
if that was a foul, arsenal would have at least 15 less points π
Appropriate that you of all people would use a gif of a virgin
when have we ever choked keeper and held their hands π
there will always be someone who breaks a previous record
I get heavy pushing and pulling
Now tim david will finish the game in 2 overs π
burnley and palace
And there are romario and krunal also π
Krunal is the real one here
el classico should be fun at least
Romario and krunal bout to lock in π
do you even watch your own team π
generational hatewatch incoming
madrid will start aWWE tournament on the pitch 
βοΈ
Bruh π
theres nothing you can say to ruin this
Dw romario and krunal will lock in π
so you watch and know my team better than me?
yes
fark missing art like a mother fucker rn
clearly
Oh uou bet on rcb
Jinx all you want, i don't mind lol
thats how it ges in the football community
If rcb loses this ....
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH lord just wipe this season from my memory bro give me amnesia
im done
Romario and krunal are on the crease π
everyone knows better than u when it comes to your team
Bumrah will concede 36π

One biggest seller
Well with the amount of TikTok arsenal fans, ones here included, this can be true
Romario and krunal bout to lock in π
Again itβs come down to Romario and Krunal like last game
See only 35 now
is m appe out today btw

yeah
Krunal is acting to break the mi bowlers momentum
Krunal and romario will step up π
whos a tiktok arsenal fan here?
