sports

[sacred kite]

LOST THE BALL

[novel slate]

https://tenor.com/view/mikal-mikal-bridges-knicks-mikal-knicks-new-york-knicks-gif-15482286002117920589

[sacred kite]

Sixers…why

Sleeper agent

Disgusting

[torn gale]

3 timeouts in like 10 minutes

[rustic mountain]

I would be good with the Knicks winning a title

If it meant the Yankees never got one

[sacred kite]

I’d much rather the Yanks

[rustic mountain]

Fuck that

The Yankees are the last franchise in sports Id ever wanna see win another ring

[sacred kite]

Historically yeah

But not really a rival of mine so ehhhh

[rustic mountain]

Youre a phillies fan

[sacred kite]

I by no means like the Yankees

But hate? Reserved for the Mets and Braves

[rustic mountain]

So unfortunately you are lumped into the "Philly doesnt need anything nice" category

[sacred kite]

Marlins and nationals too

[rustic mountain]

Braves I can understand

I dont really have anything against em

But that is kinda your divisions big dog atm

[sacred kite]

Braves are in fact big dog rn but that can’t last forever

[rustic mountain]

It's a long season and we are in May

You never know

[sacred kite]

Exactly

Just need enough wins to seize the opportunity when the Braves dip

[rustic mountain]

If things keep up, I dont see you catchin em tho

[sacred kite]

YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING

[novel slate]

Phew

[rustic mountain]

Same boat as us probably, looking for a WC spot

Ruh roh

What happened to the sixers

[sacred kite]

Doing everything they can to not score and make the unwashed Knicks fans happy

[rustic mountain]

I mean this with love

[sacred kite]

This is what they do

[rustic mountain]

But a philly fan calling a ny fan unwashed

[sacred kite]

LOL

[rustic mountain]

Is actually hilarious

[sacred kite]

Two sides of the same coin

But they’re unwashed bc they’re not me or not like me

[novel slate]

Hope OG not injured

[rustic mountain]

As long as Sixers fans dont eat literal horse shit

[sacred kite]

Yeah that was atrocious

[rustic mountain]

Eagles fans really gave the rest of the fanbases in that city a really bad rep for that

And pelting santa with snowballs

[sacred kite]

Like it’s bad enough as it is and you go and do this

[dim ledge]

I hope OG just went to get a kiss on the cheek from Anne Hathaway

[sacred kite]

Damn it man

[rustic mountain]

Is Anne Hathaway there?

[dim ledge]

No it's a meme

[rustic mountain]

Oh

[dim ledge]

Idk she was prob at the met gala

[sacred kite]

Knicks players smiling? Nuke MSG

[rustic mountain]

I was about to convince my gf to watch basketball

[torn gale]

Anne Hathaway is somehow a Knicks and eagles fan

I’m very conflicted

[sacred kite]

That cannot be allowed

[rustic mountain]

Knicks & Eagles??

[torn gale]

But as long as og is playing like a nuclear bomb I’ll allow it

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/suspicious-look-suspicious-cat-suspicious-hmm-trickery-gif-16230299409688694076

[sacred kite]

I wonder what Anne Hathaway thinks of Brian Johnson or Patullo

[dim ledge]

Please ping me with any OG news

Anyways back to our scheduled programming

NEW MUDAFUCKIN YAWK BABY

[torn gale]

Probably the same thing as every other Philly fan. They seem to all be in union on everything

[rustic mountain]

Philly fans are a hive mind

This is why we see the same behavior across the board

[sacred kite]

Nah AJB and Hurts are breaking the hivemind a little

[rustic mountain]

Weewaa gets the itch to pelt santa every christmas

[sacred kite]

Bastard deserves it every year

[rustic mountain]

Future New England Patriot AJ Brown will def make it easier

Dw

[sacred kite]

Hope he enjoys going 6-11

[rustic mountain]

Woah woah woah

[sacred kite]

LOL

[rustic mountain]

He isnt staying in Philly

He wont have to worry about that

[sacred kite]

Alr that was good

[torn gale]

Aj is such a diva aand hurts isn’t a hard qb to evaluate

He’s a limited qb but the Iggles did what they were supposed to and built around him and covered his weaknesses

[sacred kite]

As any team should

[rustic mountain]

I do love me a diva. My last diva wide out just got out of his strangulation charges

[simple seal]

Yankees finally lost one

[sacred kite]

Some eagles fans glaze him too hard and some do hate him

[dim ledge]

ALL HAIL @torn gale
https://streamable.com/sj1wjn

[simple seal]

OG my beloved

[sacred kite]

I do like AJB but mannnn you wanna be THE focal point. Three good seasons and 1 SB win? Complaining?

[dim ledge]

https://tenor.com/view/british-bungee-jump-funny-meme-cup-of-tea-gif-19876535

[torn gale]

I would do anything for this man

[simple seal]

2019 Raptors squad aging like fine wine

[sacred kite]

Very interested to see Hurts in a new offense (again)

[torn gale]

All that complaining to choke against the 49ers

[sacred kite]

Yeah that was salt in the wound

[torn gale]

Has hurts still not had an oc for more than a single season

[rustic mountain]

That whole ass sequence was just how cool OG is. I respect it

[sacred kite]

No lol

If Mannion is good hopefully he stays

[dim ledge]

i mean it when i say it, hes our most dynamic player

he just does it all

hes our George Kittle

[rustic mountain]

And here I thought Brunson was gonna be it

Oh well

Thats cool af

[torn gale]

Insane stat that goes back to his Alabama days. Kinda funny

[dim ledge]

Brunson is our best player probably

But obviously limited on rebounds and defense comparatively

[sacred kite]

I wonder if he just expects it now

[rustic mountain]

Was Brunson another victim of Nico Harrison

[dim ledge]

Kat is the next most dynamic probably but OG is far more...surgical? on defense

[torn gale]

Probably

[rustic mountain]

What a trio, Kat, OG, and Brunson

[sacred kite]

“They all leave…”

[torn gale]

Brunson wanted to stay and was willing to do so for a pay cut too I believe, and they just kinda let him go. I don’t remember if Nico was hired yet though

[dim ledge]

fyi

[torn gale]

Silly move though

[dim ledge]

we shot like SHIT tonight

like so bad

[dim ledge]

mind you sab, he took a pay cut for us too

he just wants to be here

[rustic mountain]

Dallas keeps doing dumb shit. Basketball, football, hockey you name it

[rustic mountain]

Respect

[torn gale]

Such a stark difference between a bad shooting night vs the 76ers and the hawks. We played smarter. Also helps that mikal remembered how to play basketball

[rustic mountain]

I just wanted to laugh at Dallas sports

[novel slate]

he defended very well

[torn gale]

They’ll be back one of these days

[sacred kite]

https://tenor.com/view/kdrama-handshake-shaking-hands-gif-26102712

[novel slate]

maxey was a no show in the second half

[torn gale]

Good

[sacred kite]

Yeah Maxey went ghost

[torn gale]

Never put him in convos with the Brungod again

[novel slate]

he in dmitch convos

[rustic mountain]

Nothing makes me laugh harder than Jerry Jones. The Stars I am just flabbergasted by and the Mavs employed the only man dumber than Jerry Jones

[dim ledge]

this is part of it but the fucking longarm tribe Hawks just generally locked us up on the perimiter and made shooting anywhere besides inside the paint near impossible

[rustic mountain]

Crazy shit

[novel slate]

https://fixupx.com/benritholtznba/status/2052205739226079547

Rit Holtzman (@BenRitholtzNBA)

OG came up gimpy on this cut. Then tried and missed a dunk. Then asked out.
︀︀
︀︀Ugh.

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FixupX · May 7, 2026, 1:55 AM

[torn gale]

I’ll never not be disgusted seeing a 7’5 center shoot 30 footers

[rustic mountain]

Wemby is cool

Wym

[torn gale]

I’m so glad we are past that

[dim ledge]

oh dear.

[torn gale]

Gobert lol

[dim ledge]

hopefully just a knock

[torn gale]

Inject him with super serum please

[novel slate]

ant's doctors need to spread the sauce

[dim ledge]

Hook OG up to the biggest vat of Ribena that exists and hope for the best

[dim ledge]

my guess

just pulled up lame

slight pull

can see with how he grabs it and motion/reaction after

prob wanted to go out just in case + to prevent possible further injury but

looks like me when i just stretch slightly too far

hopefully not serious 🤞

[novel slate]

Up 2-0, can rest him more than usual

[dim ledge]

plus the missed dunk is not on his jump it just got blocked

nothing to do with his leg

yeah im thinking its just a pull

[rustic ore]

On an unrelated note

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/jameis-winston-will-be-world-cup-correspondent-for-fox

[dim ledge]

sure

why not

cant be worse than the normal drivel that Sky puts on

[rustic ore]

It's gonna be the most entertaining drivel you've ever heard

[torn gale]

I hate everyone on the spurs

[dim ledge]

With the Nuggets out of commission, the hungry Muk turns his sights on the Spurs.

[fleet orbit]

PCA

holy shit

https://tenor.com/view/pca-pete-crow-armstrong-cubs-goodjob-gif-17291576138708446471

[rustic ore]

Bismarck Biyombo looking at this message like

https://tenor.com/view/stallipiano-gif-8633409668543310298

[somber haven]

Whenever you say you hate something it’s mad funny to me I’ve hardly seen anyone so committed to the hater bit in my time on discord😭

[somber haven]

Haven’t heard that name in eons

[rustic ore]

Legit I just looked up who is on the Spurs now and has almost no minutes

[dim ledge]

im getting worried

please

og update

[rustic ore]

Also on another unrelated note

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/report-mike-vrabel-dianna-russini-rented-boat-together-in-june-2021

[novel slate]

NazGod

[torn gale]

Castle fully extends his arm to push off, no call, then gets the foul call

Wasn’t even a shooting foul right there

[novel slate]

He’s deadass a thunder player

Who got put on the spurs

[torn gale]

Finally called for the offensive foul

[novel slate]

Airballing an open 3

😭

This dude Wemby will not shoot

Trying to be Magic

[plush jungle]

Wolves struggling

[dim ledge]

https://x.com/IanBegley/status/2052213501569929378?s=20

Ian Begley (@IanBegley)

Mike Brown says he has no update on OG Anunoby, who left the game with 2:31 remaining in 4th quarter due apparent to leg injury. Anunoby has been the most valuable Knick of this postseason to date.

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X · May 7, 2026, 2:26 AM

not good

[novel slate]

https://tenor.com/view/sticker-yung-joc-crying-meme-man-crying-meme-thebeyonderrrr-gif-828328460466032722

[torn gale]

I’ll sacrifice my life force to save og

[fleet orbit]

REDS

https://tenor.com/view/risada-risada-meme-gif-1808894066457451256

the cubs won on a bases loaded walk

[smoky fable]

Wait he got hurt what???

I just saw this

[smoky fable]

The worlds greatest hater

[novel slate]

Gobert airballing a lob

Can’t believe my eyes

[fleet orbit]

it is a chicago thing , you may win but you’ll feel like you almost died

https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/s/fPHspdngYK

i’m still so fired up

[plush jungle]

Spurs going to win a chip soon if they play like this every game in the playoffs

[novel slate]

https://tenor.com/view/keffa-aura-shai-gif-3410146841284990498

Ayo out again

It’s over

[amber grove]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2052173387875623063
@slow violet @rustic ore

tom stakes (@tomstakes)

Dianna Russini’s husband right now 😭

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FxTwitter · May 6, 2026, 11:47 PM

[dim ledge]

Me rn waiting for an OG update

[amber grove]

Thats a hammy

[dim ledge]

STOP IT

[slow violet]

[slow violet]

Who playing today

WTF Timberwolves

[amber grove]

Where were you when Bismack Biyombo Joe Ingles Mason Plumlee and Kelly Olynyk were all on the floor in a Playoff game in 2026?

[placid latch]

Yes

[dense blade]

https://www.aljazeera.com/amp/sports/2026/5/5/no-fifa-world-cup-2026-broadcast-deals-signed-in-india-china

[sweet tree]

https://tenor.com/view/gifgod-remasteredgifs-jack-sparrow-pirates-of-the-caribbean-tip-hat-gif-15837780565091868534

that sucks though

[amber grove]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2051953775070359743

sam 🫥 (@lbf_mas)

I’m cryin they deadass allowed to play a different sport

Quoting 𝐏𝐮𝐫𝐩𝑮𝒐𝒍𝒅 🏆 (@PurpGoldLakers)
︀
Their lil TikTok dancer ran under Kennard who was in the air
︀︀
︀︀SMH

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FxTwitter · May 6, 2026, 9:14 AM

Dirtiest team in the league

[dim ledge]

Lmao?

Is that real?

[dense blade]

i am sure they'll find something by the end but its not a great sign yea

[slow violet]

real AF

[rancid thicket]

damn wolves are hilarious

Ant -33

fckng face of the nba

[nimble onyx]

very reactionary take

its a miracle he's even playing

[placid latch]

You said it's over for spurs

Lmao

And immediately they blew out wolves and wemby had a great game

No one can stop spurs on a shooting night

[placid latch]

It's the 👽 who is gonna be new face for a while

Shai is still young so they will hand him the mvp as long as okc remains tough

[rancid thicket]

true too, a decade long of dominant.

but who are all the, at least top 15 players of the next generation. like 25 to 30 years old on peak

[placid latch]

Except lebum in cavs

He was top 10 player in nba being 34

(Iam only calling lebron lebum cause it sound good)

[rancid thicket]

no

no

not today lma

lmao

for the next generation players.

[rancid thicket]

it also sound a bit saulty

[placid latch]

The goat lebum

Oh come on nba give me close games

Don't give a call to Vegas tho

[rancid thicket]

who do you think are?
lets say, AD/Kyrie and younger people

not the best role players, but all star best

[hasty basin]

Sule retired wow

[ripe yacht]

He’s manifesting a tchouameni transfer 😭

[placid latch]

Oh that bayern defender..?

[hasty basin]

Yeah former Bayern defender

https://x.com/i/status/2052258638094307665

Nicolò Schira (@NicoSchira)

Niklas #Sule has announced his retirement from football as player at the end of the season. He is just 30. #transfers

X · May 7, 2026, 5:26 AM

[candid nova]

nuno mendes ate Olise

what a game by psg

[ripe yacht]

Barclays legend Ben mee retiring as well

[hasty basin]

Best player in the world 💔

[worthy shell]

HI

[earnest linden]

https://x.com/bronworld/status/2052176845471445403?s=46

𝟐𝟑 👑 (@BronWorld)

We may never see another LeBron this is absurd 🤯

X · May 7, 2026, 12:01 AM

[earnest linden]

https://x.com/livescore/status/2052297391022182489?s=46

LiveScore (@livescore)

Arsenal have only lost 𝙏𝙒𝙊 of their last 24 Champions League games...

Both were against PSG 👀

X · May 7, 2026, 8:00 AM

https://x.com/thefootyfeed/status/2052149757653532879?s=46

The Footy Feed (@TheFootyFeed)

How do they know the score of the Champions League final already? 🤔

X · May 6, 2026, 10:13 PM

[sacred kite]

Just saw a clip of a Sixers fan walking and getting his jersey ripped off by several Knicks fans

Grown men

Telling you! NY fans are like Philly fans they just don’t wanna acknowledge it

[placid latch]

Bunch of dum asses

It depends on the people individually tho

Not a group

[slow violet]

https://x.com/FOXSports/status/2052171764038611116?s=20
@rustic ore @fleet orbit @smoky fable

FOX Sports (@FOXSports)

“Putting the W in World Cup!” - @Jaboowins

X · May 6, 2026, 11:40 PM

😭 the fuck does he know about soccer bruh

[placid latch]

Americans when it is about soccer

[slow violet]

@placid latch on the spurs last night.... just wait sit patient. That was just a small hiccup

[fleet orbit]

Jamies - it’s all football to me

[placid latch]

Holy copium

Small hiccup

Lost by 30

[slow violet]

https://tenor.com/view/i-just-have-to-wait-jayden-hello-again-just-need-to-be-patient-just-give-it-time-gif-25206604

[placid latch]

They be like just put a million dollar NFL guy to get more viewers

[slow violet]

tbh us americans only know like 2 soccer guys

[placid latch]

Don't tell me

[slow violet]

Tim Howard and Landon Donovan, i guess throw Dempsey in there too

[placid latch]

Actually there are lot of Americans over here who talk about football League

Leagues

Like ucl and all

[placid latch]

They part of your national team or sum..?

[slow violet]

anyone actually watching, usually watch EPL/La Liga

[slow violet]

retired but legends of our national team

if you asked the average person to name you someone on our current roster....couldn't do it

i guess they could name pullisic

[placid latch]

Yah pretty much

[sacred kite]

True true, there will always be the insane fans. I just think that NY fans tend to look down on Philly fans but fail to acknowledge they’re almost the same

[placid latch]

Some here follow Bundesliga

Too

[sacred kite]

I mean this with love and disdain

[placid latch]

German league

[slow violet]

they are literally the same

[sacred kite]

Thank you!!!

[slow violet]

thats why Goodell bundled all of them in one division

they are all the same 😭

[sacred kite]

Great decision by him

[placid latch]

They are just silver spoon fed lmao

[sacred kite]

I’d have that rivalry no other way

[slow violet]

ya we follow bundesliga also, but it really depends because no one wants to wake up early to watch games bruh

thats why i barley catch La Liga

its bad enough for F1

[placid latch]

F1 has all the timings in the world

[slow violet]

funny enough i have never missed an australian GPX

and those come on at like 3-4 am

[placid latch]

I catched all the late season races last year it was really close

Max was suddenly invincible lmao

Heard they somehow messed up the races this year from someone, may be I will catch this week's race ping me

[slow violet]

lets be honest its like 60% Car, 40% driver

[simple seal]

Bein generous there

75-25 more like 😭

[haughty valley]

Mostly but sometimes it’s hard for asians to watch european and US races, they have to wake up around 3 or 4 in the morning just to watch it

[dim ledge]

@wispy stream @noble fractal

Hung out with hazard too much smh

[noble fractal]

turned into marinakis

https://x.com/i/status/2052312493616410783

LiveScore (@livescore)

MBAPPÉ PETITION HITS 28M ✍️

MORE THAN MOST SIGNED PETITION IN THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS 🤯🌎

X · May 7, 2026, 9:00 AM

they are mostlikely botting this shit but it would be hilarious if there actually was 28 million madrid fans who signed this

[dim ledge]

[simple seal]

lmao

[noble fractal]

https://x.com/i/status/2052337069750423942

Football on TNT Sports (@footballontnt)

30 million fans have now signed a petition calling for Kylian Mbappe to leave Real Madrid 😳✍️

X · May 7, 2026, 10:37 AM

wait its actually over 30 now

it just gets better

[dense blade]

petitions that don't require any sort of verification are stupid anyways

[noble fractal]

iean this isn't an official thing so it doesn't matter

the madrid board is probably aware of this though

given all the madrid drama between players they need to do smth

[dense blade]

i don't like mbappe but that website is just a hate thing

its like a mouse clicker game, anyone with a new device can go and click a button and it counts

maybe it's even botted to some degree

[noble fractal]

its nost definitely botted

but the message is still there

[dense blade]

the only reason it's getting this big is cause the name is kylian mbappe

[noble fractal]

madrid fans are blaming mbappe for the lack of trophys

[dense blade]

nobody is surprised

madrid fans are entitled fuckers

[noble fractal]

I think he contributes to the current tensions with his ego but the vigger problem is clearly the lack of a good manager that keeps them in check

[dense blade]

mbappe has been better than most of their players id say but he will get his stick

[noble fractal]

too many spoilt brats

[dense blade]

https://sportwitness.co.uk/from-spain-crystal-palace-now-close-to-securing-andoni-iraola-in-sudden-twist/

WOW

[spice socket]

Damn

[hasty basin]

Idk if I can forgive him if he goes to Palace

[wispy stream]

Souvlaki might have been a little too good

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/theMadridZone/status/2052368951414268381

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

🚨🚨 BREAKING: Aurélien Tchouaméni & Fede Valverde got into ANOTHER FIGHT TODAY. It was WORSE than yesterday.

Fede Valverde had to be taken to the HOSPITAL. @marca

X · May 7, 2026, 12:44 PM

The hell is happening

[open lion]

jesus christ

bring back ancelloti man 😭

[fathom tree]

The hospital? Tf

[open lion]

whole fucking team has to go

this is the biggest club in the world and theyre acting like this

FFS elclassico is like this week

what are we doing

[fleet orbit]

@desert palm it’s been a crazy week for cubs fans , 3 straight insane walk off wins

[open lion]

https://x.com/theMadridZone/status/2052385043566452757?s=20

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

🚨🚨 MORE DETAILS OF TODAY’S FIGHT:

Aurelien Tchouaméni apologized to Fede Valverde but he did NOT accept it.

After a tense training session with several hard tackles, they went back to the locker room where the BIGGEST CONFRONTATION ever in Real Madrid City took place. @COPE

X · May 7, 2026, 1:48 PM

bro what could have possibly happened between them 😭

https://x.com/MadridXtra/status/2052376053495021819?s=20

Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra)

🚨🚨 BREAKING: Ferland Mendy's injury is VERY SERIOUS.

He has a torn tendon with bone separation.

He will be out for AT LEAST A YEAR! @miguelitocope

X · May 7, 2026, 1:12 PM

jesus christ WERE FINISHED 😭

@fringe tundra look at the state of my club 😭

[dense blade]

https://tenor.com/view/was-pops-wrong-gif-3182952423299865297

[simple seal]

Bro this team is a sham 😭

https://klipy.com/gifs/spain-spainnt--k01KR1C956GVF4PABRDW8QR8TAE

Topor regen

[earnest linden]

All that cz of Neuer

It wasnt even that bad man the outcome cudve been different if not for the lil camavinga blunder nd it was still close

They acting like they had a horrible Champions league

[fringe tundra]

FLORENTINO PÉREZ SELL THE CLUB ALREADYYYYYY

Valverde had to pull up to the hospital no SHIT he’s not accepting that apology 😭😭😭😭

[open lion]

LIKE GENIUNELY WHATS GOING ON

idk who to blame

like

arbeola, xabi, vini, mbappe

[placid latch]

NBA is like early morning if it's the West I can catch it around 8-11 am

[open lion]

nah u know what its the boards fucking fault

[fringe tundra]

Carvajal don’t even care about Real Madrid anymore 😭😭😭😭

[fringe tundra]

Multiple players have something against each other bro

[open lion]

all ts happened because they fired that nutritionist

[haughty valley]

Mourinho needs to belt them man

[open lion]

almost every problem can be retraced to injuries

[haughty valley]

Whoop*

[open lion]

people getting mistreated, people losing form, academy players replacing injured players

[fringe tundra]

Nah belt them you was right

This the most valuable club in the world and they can’t act right holy shit 😭😭😭😭

[open lion]

can mourinho even save them if the board keeps interfering

why did we even fire xabi

[haughty valley]

True but like texas, miami, vegas, mexico, monaco

[open lion]

to help boost morale?

look at the fucking state of us now

[placid latch]

Forget about the east bro who cares

Well as long as one team which is west

[haughty valley]

I agree hahhahaha

[open lion]

on god barcas going to shove 10 goals on us

[placid latch]

and it's a home game

[fringe tundra]

BROOOO THE WAY HE CAPITALISES THE WORDS KILLS ME BRO https://x.com/madridxtra/status/2052368628935274748?s=46

Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra)

🚨💣 BREAKING: Aurélien Tchouaméni & Fede Valverde got into ANOTHER FIGHT TODAY and it was WORSE than yesterday.

Fede Valverde had to go to the HOSPITAL.

The club is now holding an EMERGENCY meeting to consider taking ACTION. @marca

X · May 7, 2026, 12:43 PM

[haughty valley]

Nope mourinho wants full control of the team. That’s his condition if he wants to come back

[open lion]

rudigers fight with alvaro was crazy too

[fringe tundra]

This the damage Yamal can do to clubs even when he’s injured bro #ragebait

[open lion]

i hope he gets it

i dont even want a tactical coach at the club i need someone to discipline these brats

[fringe tundra]

Of course there’s idiots who are actually saying sell the team and build from scratch cause think it’s just like fifa in real life 😭😭😭

Mfs think you can pick and choose each individual like nothing

[simple seal]

The grifting of that account lmao

[haughty valley]

Yeah they’re so impatient mygod, and they let the badge get the best of them

[open lion]

u getting paid in the millions and fucking gossiping around like high schoolers talking bout some he trains less than me

[simple seal]

Valverde required some stitches, is not like he was half dead 😭

[haughty valley]

Me too bro, I hope for mourinho is to get at least an ucl for madrid

[haughty valley]

Spoiled brats

[fringe tundra]

Tbf bro if I was Valverde and Tchouameni gave me stitches I’d hate him too 😭😭

[open lion]

no but like

[fringe tundra]

What the FUCK does Rudiger have against Carreras tho

[open lion]

why did they fight on the first place

[open lion]

😭

[haughty valley]

And they fight 2 DAYS STRAIGHT

[open lion]

alvaro has discipline issues i heard

he doesnt train or listen to instructions

[simple seal]

Arbeloa is a puppet, he does nothing

[open lion]

nah he does something

he gets the chair role

[fringe tundra]

Slapped him then screamed at him and then Rudiger was forced to say sorry then Carreras posts it on Instagram bro these two are more hilarious than Tchouameni and Valverde 😭😭😭

[dense blade]

literally

[fringe tundra]

LMFAOOOO

RM FINISHED

[simple seal]

Watch them win anyways, most Madrid thing ever

[dense blade]

he's probably busy taking the blame from tchouameni for this too

[open lion]

bro had to invite his whole fucking family, like imagine a grown ass nigga inviting you over cuz hes forced to apoligze after beating up your son

[dense blade]

Does it even matter atp tho

[earnest linden]

https://x.com/erlingroie/status/2052184391913230848?s=46

𝐄𝐑 (@ErlingRoIe)

In a weird way i’m happy Arsenal reached the UCL final. If they do win the league it will be forgotten because when they lose the CL final we can just reply with a picture of their players crying. Genius cope

X · May 7, 2026, 12:31 AM

[dense blade]

You've already won the league by now

[haughty valley]

yeah ahead by 6 points

[open lion]

atp i hope arsenal wins everything

[dim ledge]

Yes man

All he is

[dense blade]

I am actually so happy man

[haughty valley]

i really thought everything was according to speed's prediction but alas, psg vs arsenal

[dense blade]

Sacked Ancelotti for not winning the league/Cl for one fucking year

[earnest linden]

Tbf for the amount of hate I lowkey wish it too I want more ppl pissed

[simple seal]

2 ties or 1 win in 4 matches is all Barça needs, or 1 tie vs Madrid

[dense blade]

entitled fucks

[simple seal]

That is if Madrid even wins the other 3 lol

[haughty valley]

like firing a manager for losing the el clasico wtf

[dense blade]

It's over lol

You don't even need to bring out calculators for this one

[haughty valley]

they overestimated themselves

[simple seal]

lol one time they fired a manager the week of El Clasico cause he said Madrid had no chance of beating Barça at the moment

Schuster in late 2008

[haughty valley]

wth 😭

[simple seal]

Basically, in the press after the match of the previous matchweek he said that and they sacked him the next day lol

Madrid was 9 points behind Barça already

[haughty valley]

even florentino perez is so sensitive bruh, they dont think in the long term, they want instant satisfaction, instant success

[haughty valley]

was it close to the end of the season?

[earnest linden]

6-2 happened just after that btw

[simple seal]

And tito Flo wasnt the president, it was those few years that were a disaster with Calderon and Boluda lmao

[fringe tundra]

Reading Twitter gets funnier and funnier bro 😭😭😭

[earnest linden]

I mean RM was better won the league nd had a 4-1 in 2007-08 so their own manager saying it for 08-09 just an year after wudve rubbed them the wrong way

[simple seal]

Not that Clasico but the next one, Madrid came from 12 points back to only 4 points back and then they got that drubbling lol

[open lion]

BRO I WAS TRYING TO READ UP ON IT BUT I GOT FUCKING SPOILED ABOUT THE NEW CHAPTER

[fringe tundra]

LMAO I just read on it on a new acc

Cause there’ll be no OP content on that one

[slow violet]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-meme-talthazhra-gif-18828742

[simple seal]

Guardiola Barça was already destroying teams left and right by november when that happened lol

[open lion]

Y u trolling me son

[open lion]

smart

[simple seal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJOLJF_CmKc

[fringe tundra]

Are Tchouameni and Valverde missing the Clasico?

[earnest linden]

Yeh that was an all time team peps first season iirc

[simple seal]

Yep

Let me find how the table looked before that Clasico lol

[open lion]

idk

both shouldnt play

[simple seal]

Barça won the Clasico 2-0 to get 12 points ahead

Important factor tho, Sevilla had beaten Madrid 3-4 that night too lol

The Madrid signed Juande Ramos and went on a great winning streak until the next Clasico

17 wins, 1 draw

And it didnt matter, 2-6 lmao

2003-2010 Madrid was a mess in the managerial department, they fired Del Bosque for no fucking reason (they just won the league!)

Kinda funny, Capello left Madrid twice, both after winning the league title lol

[haughty valley]

didnt mourinho also left madrid after winning the league?

[simple seal]

3 titles in 7 years is insane for Madrid

[simple seal]

Nope, year after

[haughty valley]

Ooooo

[simple seal]

Won 2011 Copa del rey, 2012 League title and 2012 Spanish Super Cup, was fired in 2013 after not winning any othe title and losing the 2013 Copa del Rey final to Atletico

Which was the first time Atletico beat Madrid in any capacity since 1999 (!!!)

[haughty valley]

well at least mourinho got what he wanted, beating pep's barca

[simple seal]

Barely 😭

But Madrid were back to late rounds of Champions League

I think they reached semis all 3 seasons with him

And of course the next year they finally won la Decima

[haughty valley]

yup they lost to bayern and barca in the ucl

[haughty valley]

the sergio ramos header!!!

[simple seal]

2003-2010 Madrid was legit a disaster 😭

As I said, 3 titles in 7 seasons with all that money and talent

[haughty valley]

even during zidane's galaticos they only won 1 ucl

[crude berry]

What's up with tchouameni and valverde

[simple seal]

Meanwhile Barça's dark ages was 1999/2000 to 2003/2004, in those 5 seasons they won 0 titles

[haughty valley]

and the era before cruyff became manager too

[simple seal]

Then they signed Rijkaard, Dinho, Eto'o and La Masia bloomed with Xavi, Iniesta and Messi

[simple seal]

2 league titles in 30 years 😭

1961 to 1990 they only won the league in 1973 and 1985

[haughty valley]

barca's dark ages

they almost got bankrupt

[simple seal]

Since 1990, Barça has won 19 leagues and Madrid 11 lol

It was 25-10 back then, with this season it will be 36-29

[haughty valley]

impressive, im a madrid fan but kudos to barca

[simple seal]

Madrid has won back to back league titles only once since 1990 (2007 and 2008)

Pretty nuts

[haughty valley]

and then after 2008, the 09 historic treble

[simple seal]

But man, I miss 1995-2004, the only era of true parity in LaLiga apart from like the 4 years the Basque teams won on the last matchday every time lol

Altho now that I think about it, Barça did that too in 1992, 1993 and 1994 lol

All 3 years they needed Madrid (1992, 1993) and Depor (1994) to not win and for them wo win to get the title, and it happened all 3 times 😭

Depor even had a penalty kick with like 3 minutes left and they missed it 😭

[haughty valley]

imagine figo signing to madrid with social media😭

[simple seal]

Also Madrid both times lost at Tenerife lmao

With Valdano as the manager

Guess who was Madrid's manager in 1995 when they finally won the league again, Valdano himself lmao

[haughty valley]

wow madrid bottling twice

[simple seal]

Pure cinema, the TV broadcast kept going back and forth between both games, it was crazy

Also so funny that the reporter covering the Barça presidential box was fucking Josep Pedrerol lmfao

https://tenor.com/view/pedrerol-lideres-futbol-chiringuito-football-gif-11102024

[haughty valley]

eyooooooo

[dim ledge]

3 hours of Madrid discussion is like sitting in a cafe for the same amount of time and having the people next to you discuss their bowel health

[haughty valley]

good times back then, i also missed early 2000's serie A. football at its peak

[simple seal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnWrPtrAOQo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1HoyrXDKHg

And both times the ref added way more time in the Madrid game so the Barça players and staff had to agonizingly wait for like 5+ minutes for the other game to be over to finally celebrate lol

Man, the Canal+ Total Recall intro theme always peak

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-wwe-chills-final-boss-dwayne-johnson-gif-7260641536818306893

Also the GOAT combo

[haughty valley]

ref: arda guler

[simple seal]

lol the Camp Nou duo meanwhile

There he is lmfao

[haughty valley]

https://tenor.com/view/florentino-perez-fumando-gif-13419013356870689439

[simple seal]

He was a Barça guy back then, hard to believe nowadays lol

[haughty valley]

Bruh why is he laughing

https://x.com/touchlinex/status/2052377671699476531?s=46

The Touchline | 𝐓 (@TouchlineX)

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Kylian Mbappé left Real Madrid’s training session today LAUGHING uncontrollably.

— @elchiringuitotv

X · May 7, 2026, 1:19 PM

[simple seal]

Maybe this was his villain origin a few years later lmao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY6NqTbdvmo

[earnest linden]

Idk man maybe cz our midfield being shit after kroos left but ppl blaming him as the reason when he was still one of the top goal scorers after joining real

Tbf jose would be the right choice for the ego trouble with our strikers

[sweet tree]

tf kinda looks like Neville here

[simple seal]

lol

[spice socket]

Tf is going on at Madrid

[rapid yoke]

https://x.com/theMadridZone/status/2052401401309835280 wtf?

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

🚨 BREAKING: Fede Valverde was KNOCKED OUT UNCONSCIOUS in his fight against Aurélien Tchouaméni.

He fell and split his head open. @RMCSport

X · May 7, 2026, 2:53 PM

[fathom tree]

Split his head open?

Yo tf

[honest umbra]

I just saw this

Is any of this real

[fathom tree]

Head splitting open,

[honest umbra]

The drama is crazy over there rn

[fathom tree]

Hell nah

[honest umbra]

We gonna see all of them on Sunday fine

[fathom tree]

Hope so

This is too much

[proud coyote]

Being a real fan must feel like its own thing separate from soccer lol

[honest umbra]

Yea that’s it own experience I feel

[dim ledge]

Kardashian universe tier shit

[honest umbra]

A huge part of their personality plays on it

They’re a successful club but it must feel exhausting lol

[dim ledge]

Nah they love this shit

Brings attention to the brand and gives people shit to talk about

[haughty valley]

What in the actual fuck

https://x.com/themadridzone/status/2052401401309835280?s=46

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

🚨 BREAKING: Fede Valverde was KNOCKED OUT UNCONSCIOUS in his fight against Aurélien Tchouaméni.

He fell and split his head open. @RMCSport

X · May 7, 2026, 2:53 PM

[haughty valley]

Keep up with los blancos

[dim ledge]

Only teams I can think of that come close are like

The Yankees and The Cowboys

[dense blade]

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1t6dxx3/as_valverde_accused_tchouameni_of_leaking/

all of this got leaked too

the funniest part of all of this btw

While the team trained, Valverde continued to pressure Tchouameni, insisting he was the one who leaked the information. And while this was happening, as has been pointed out repeatedly at Valdebebas, Arbeloa remained silent .

[dim ledge]

The amount of twerking Madrid fans are going to do to convince us that organisation isn't a joke

Arbeloa remained silent

JUST A YES MAN

NOTHING ELSE

[dense blade]

I feel like theres alot of bandwagon madrid fans that dont even care about this

I bet more than half of them are dreaming about winning the next years laliga rn

[dim ledge]

I think they do because a big chunk of said bandwagon fans are hypebeasts who jump on any sort of relevant social media drama for attention

"NAHHHH BRO DID YOU HEAR WHAT TCHOUI DID" type shit

[dense blade]

tiktok fans

[dim ledge]

Physical assault should be legal against certain demographics

[serene rock]

💀

[noble fractal]

If perez wasn't an mbappe yes men he would have send half of these guys to turkey for a half a year so that they learned to behave

[sweet tree]

lol even ornstein tweeted about it

damn dude

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2052418680533791188

Shakira (@shakira)

From Maracaná Stadium, here is “Dai Dai,” the @FIFAWorldCup Official Song 2026. Coming 5/14. We’re ready! ⚽️🐺 @burnaboy

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▶ Play video

FixupX · May 7, 2026, 4:02 PM

[robust grotto]

I’d get rid of Tchou and Valve

[dim ledge]

The problem is that they're just part of the problem

There is, and has been, a major issue of culture and lack of discipline/standards at Madrid for players for a good bit

Gotta fix the rot

[robust grotto]

Absolutely

Temper tantrum fc

[proud coyote]

Wait so did they change it? lol

[robust grotto]

I see more shenanigans of Vini than highlights

[placid latch]

https://youtube.com/shorts/h6WnZodCHFY?si=z4TJlHk2hIuDhm28

Is he some kind of fighter jet or sum

You gotta be kidding

He came out of nowhere for the put back

[sweet tree]

I guess they did

or maybe they have multiple songs dunno

[haughty valley]

I will send this to austin reaves

https://youtu.be/js8OfeEL4jI?si=4EpLHrhrt0BOuMLx

best of luck for lakers in game 2

[hasty basin]

There's always multiple no?

https://x.com/i/status/2052425402837012923

Ben Jacobs (@JacobsBen)

Suggestions Andoni Iraola is close to agreeing a deal to take over as Crystal Palace boss are wide of the mark.

Iraola is a dream target for Palace but nothing is yet advancing as of now.

The Bournemouth boss will assess all options, and is also on Chelsea’s shortlist.

🤝

X · May 7, 2026, 4:28 PM

[dim ledge]

@somber haven @torn gale @novel slate

[robust grotto]

That’s not really an upgrade lol Bournemouth to Palace

[serene rock]

bros like starscream from transformers

https://mbappeout.replit.app

36 million🥀

[sweet tree]

ye seems like it, Shakira will have the main song. That's her 3rd apparently

[slow violet]

@amber grove @rustic ore
https://vxtwitter.com/TMZ/status/2052438399336718382?s=20

We are slowly approaching pinnacle offseason

TMZ (@TMZ)

😳 EXCLUSIVE: New Dianna Russini and Mike Vrabel video shows the two heading out for their Tennessee boat day while she was very much showing during her first pregnancy.

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 7, 2026, 5:20 PM

[rustic ore]

@amber grove you called it

[sweet tree]

wouldn't this be a step down? don't get it

bournemouth could be in europe next szn

[hasty basin]

Yeah that's why I was confused but in that tweet they're saying bs

So maybe he's not going there after all

(hopefully)

Chelsea I can understand since it's a big 6 club

Idk if it's a great move for him per se but good luck

https://x.com/CraigHope_DM/status/2052430236550115545

Craig Hope (@CraigHope_DM)

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Spygate 2.0!

🕵️‍♂️ Middlesbrough catch suspected Southampton 1st-team analyst hiding in bushes at training ground!

👇 Full details 👇

https://t.co/79dOqlB3Qm

X · May 7, 2026, 4:47 PM

[proud coyote]

How the fuck lol

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/hiding-on-the-tree-ryan-higa-higatv-spying-afraid-gif-21896565

[hasty basin]

Bush camping in championship is crazy 💔

[slow violet]

they will find the tape soon

[frail berry]

Bro wtf is going on at Madrid

😭 😭 😭

[slow violet]

@rustic ore
https://vxtwitter.com/Dimessjayy/status/2052218511473230112?s=20

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝙌𝙪𝙖𝙙𝙨 🥷🏿 🗽 (@Dimessjayy)

2 pandemics before Dak reached a NFC championship

QRT: LeadingReport
World Health Organization says there are now 5 confirmed cases of hantavirus.

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 7, 2026, 2:46 AM

[rustic ore]

Oof

[hasty basin]

I think a big fight did happen but most of the shit coming out is just overblown

Like it's journalists competing for who can write the craziest story to get more clicks

[ripe yacht]

Need him to fight vini next https://fixupx.com/frankera_/status/2052411570534097285?s=46

(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 (@FrankEra_)

🚨🇫🇷 | NEW:
︀︀
︀︀#MUFC have made a formative APPROACH on the player side of Aurélien Tchouaméni.
︀︀
︀︀[@JacobsBen/@UnitedStandMUFC]

**💬 160 🔁 337 ❤️ 5.1K 👁️ 119.7K **

FixupX · May 7, 2026, 3:33 PM

[frail berry]

Shit is funny regardless if it’s overblown

Seeing a journalist say that valverde lost memories after hitting his head

Like who comes up with that or better yet who is leaking the info if that’s true 😭

[dense blade]

I don't get it

Why would you want this guy in your dressing room lmao

[ripe yacht]

Their locker room is full of egos + there’s probably more to this than what the media is saying

It’s probably not even that deep lol

[noble fractal]

madrid zone is having the time of his life rn

https://x.com/i/status/2052439572294836582

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

🚨 BREAKING: The parents of 2 Real Madrid players called Florentino Perez DIRECTLY this season to tell him that their children are NOT playing enough minutes and they should play more. @COPE

X · May 7, 2026, 5:25 PM

[dense blade]

I mean

[ripe yacht]

And if we don’t get Anderson, I’d atleast want him + Fernandes

[noble fractal]

i will choose to believe whatever nonsense these mfs say aslong its funny

[dense blade]

Idc whatever happened, but he did hit Valverde

That's enough reason for me for us to not pursue him

Players like him are a nuisance in the long term

Might work for Madrid but they can ship them off, he will forever be stuck here and you know the drill

[open lion]

yo son wtf going on in my club 😭

fuck you mean valverde got amnesia 😭

and mendy is apparently retiring 😭

BRO WHATS HAPPENING 😭

@fringe tundra

[ripe yacht]

It’s going to be united, if not Carrick it’s him next season, no way they wait for nagelsmann

[dense blade]

Can you stop crying dawg

I can see the tears irl now

[undone pond]

Fanfic type article ngl. Can't wait to see the drama after/during the clasico

[ripe yacht]

Yeah I know what you mean, but he’s probably not even going to leave Madrid tbh

[open lion]

Not letting carrick take over is a mistake imo

[dense blade]

Oh Perez is gonna ship this idiot off the next train lol

If not us then somewhere else

[tardy solstice]

@final plaza @pale nacelle wake up

Someone tag saul

[ripe yacht]

Low block counter ftw 🙌

[open lion]

theres no way hes staying after what he did today

[final plaza]

whappen?

superover?

I just completed my work so can watch match lol

[open lion]

making a key player go on a wheelchair and lose his memories

[final plaza]

what's happenning.

[open lion]

fuck was he thinking

[final plaza]

vedant

[ripe yacht]

I want to keep Carrick as well, but on a 1 year + 1 year extension

[tardy solstice]

Rcb about to lose to lsg

[final plaza]

do I make the effort of opening tv or not

[tardy solstice]

Very badly

[final plaza]

ah meh

I thought superover or smth

[tardy solstice]

Nah nah

Just flurry of wickets

They were kinda cruising

[fringe tundra]

Bro what’s this I’m reading that he fell and split his head open 😭😭😭 Perez apparently taking action to prevent another Tchouameni and Valverde fight bro just make a boxing match 😭

[hasty basin]

I'd accept United and Chelsea

Palace fuck no

[ripe yacht]

Their doing ts on purpose

[dense blade]

Palace is kind of a sideways move

[open lion]

tchoumeni is definitely going to get booted out of the club

[ripe yacht]

That’d be so backwards for him, now way he actually goes for palace lol

[open lion]

valverde will have his pay docked or smth

[hasty basin]

Yeah I doubt it

[dense blade]

It's weird cause I don't think he would go there if he hadn't announced that he was leaving already

Maybe some Italian clubs if the PL big clubs aren't in

[ripe yacht]

He’ll probably go back to Bilbao if no prem teams are in for him

Hopefully he doesn’t go to Chelsea

[dense blade]

Bilbao already got terzic

[ripe yacht]

Oh shit, when did that happen 😭

[dense blade]

Last week

[fringe tundra]

Mbappe and Vini had another duel 😭😭😭

Shits hilarious ngl

[open lion]

huh

what now

[dense blade]

People making shit up now

[fringe tundra]

Nothing crazy

Well something crazy

[ripe yacht]

He got slapped not punched lol

[open lion]

translation error prolly

either way

fuck this club bro wallahi

[fringe tundra]

at this point who knows bro I ain’t the one in the training room 😭😭😭

[open lion]

bring back RAMOS

SOMEONE NEEDS TO PUT THESE NIGGAS ON A LEASH

bring the devil and his disciple

mourhino and ramos combo will do wonders

[fringe tundra]

Barca are having so much fun tweeting bro

😭😭😭

[open lion]

its karma

we were making fun about nicole and yamals situation for way too long

[proud coyote]

Anyone outside of the city who chose to become a Madrid fan deserves this

[novel slate]

Rest him for the series

[torn gale]

https://tenor.com/view/it's-over-over-it's-gif-3551756699416095564

If we can win 2 of the next 3 games we will be fine

[dim ledge]

Rest brother

[torn gale]

Hmm. If he has to miss a game I’d rather him just sit game 3 and then play game 4. But it’s it’s manageable that’s great

[smoky fable]

LETS FUCKING GO

[hasty basin]

Bro what is happening in these Forest games

Brutal

[dim ledge]

I was refreshing my feeds all day man lmfao

[smoky fable]

It’s good news

[dim ledge]

Agree, I think it's fine if he's sat for at least 3, honestly will likely be him really wanting to play that dictates when he does lol

Huge news either way

My goat

[smoky fable]

Xabi is the luckiest man alive getting out of that shit show

[ripe yacht]

https://fixupx.com/frankera_/status/2052386508884021580?s=46

(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 (@FrankEra_)

🚨🇵🇹 | JUST IN:
︀︀
︀︀#MUFC have been IN TALKS with the player side of Mateus Fernandes for 4-6 weeks. The player is OPEN to joining the club.
︀︀
︀︀[@JacobsBen/@UnitedStandMUFC]

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FixupX · May 7, 2026, 1:54 PM

We’re so fucking close 🥹

[sweet tree]

watkins

[hasty basin]

WATKINNSSSS

YESSSS

[sweet tree]

what a play by buendia

[noble fractal]

freiburg will win europa league before us bruh

💔

[sweet tree]

la croqueta

[noble fractal]

wtf is strasbourg doing

[hasty basin]

They're managed by Gary O'Neil

Don't expect anything

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2052473344981602794

Drix (@drixprods)

That is absolutely disgusting from Buendia wtf

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FixupX · May 7, 2026, 7:39 PM

both semis tied on agg

nvm Freiburg are up 1

[noble fractal]

braga is cooked

Strasbourg is useless

https://x.com/i/status/2052471829013364980

The Athletic | Football (@TheAthleticFC)

Morgan Gibbs-White is among the Nottingham Forest substitutes for their Europa League semi-final against Aston Villa.

The England international suffered a serious facial injury following a clash of heads with Robert Sanchez during Forest's 3-1 win over Chelsea on Monday.

X · May 7, 2026, 7:33 PM

why on earth would they clear him already wth

[sweet tree]

Buendia goal

[ripe yacht]

https://fixupx.com/fabrizioromano/status/2052475026872369206?s=46

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨 BREAKING: Fede Valverde suffered a traumatic brain injury and will MISS El Clásico.
︀︀
︀︀“The tests carried out today on our player Fede Valverde by the Real Madrid Medical Services, he has been diagnosed with a traumatic brain injury”.
︀︀
︀︀“Valverde is at home in good condition and will need to rest for 10 to 14 days, as per medical protocols for this diagnosis”, Real Madrid confirm.

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FixupX · May 7, 2026, 7:45 PM

This is actually insane bro 💀

Tchoumeni gave him a concussion

[spice socket]

Damn

[spice socket]

Goddamn

[sweet tree]

McGinn

[hasty basin]

Vamos Villa

[sweet tree]

3-0 dang

Emery an Europa League master

[frail berry]

if only forest had gibbs white

[rapid yoke]

mcginn what a goal

[sweet tree]

good finish

[frail berry]

but thats prolly ggs

[honest umbra]

This is such a crazy event

[rapid yoke]

wait are all 3 finals in istanbul?

[honest umbra]

What timeline are we in

[honest umbra]

Bros missing out on el Clasico becuz his teammate wacked him

[frail berry]

one where barca can win the league on their head btw

[hasty basin]

UCL is in Budapest no?

[somber haven]

Thank god we at least have a 2 game cushion

[hasty basin]

Unless you meant something else

Damn

4-0

[sweet tree]

damn dude

[honest umbra]

maybe he didn’t want to remember that

[frail berry]

social media will make him remember

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/Fullcourtpass/status/2052382506507268261

Fullcourtpass (@Fullcourtpass)

Bleacher Report Latest NBA Mock Draft

1. AJ Dybantsa - Thunder
2. Darryn Peterson - Grizzlies
3. Caleb Wilson - Jazz
4. Cameron Boozer - Pacers
5. Darius Acuff Jr. - Wizards
6. Keaton Wagler - Nets
7. Mikel Brown Jr. - Kings
8. Kingston Flemings - Hawks
9. Nate Ament -

X · May 7, 2026, 1:38 PM

Yessir

[proud coyote]

just for clicks lmao

but also acuff to the wizards is like

insane malpractice

[hasty basin]

No no this is happening

Relax

[proud coyote]

i was watching yan vs merab again

[noble fractal]

freiburg fans stormed the pitch

[proud coyote]

the high guard shit yan did was so genius man

i have no idea what merab is gonna do in the rematch

[hasty basin]

Oh yeah about that when is Merab even going to rematch

[proud coyote]

probably a couple months

[hasty basin]

🕊️

[simple seal]

Insane man

Also YEAH RAYO

[nimble onyx]

Nightmare draft scenario

[simple seal]

Unai Emery League

[nimble onyx]

‼️

[nimble onyx]

Inevitable

[nimble onyx]

One Punch Man

[slow violet]

lol you don't see this every day
@rustic ore @smoky fable @fleet orbit
https://vxtwitter.com/JomboyMedia/status/2052455940377477233?s=20

Jomboy Media (@JomboyMedia)

Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem

(via lpaulfranklin / TT)

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vxTwitter / fixvx · May 7, 2026, 6:30 PM

[fleet orbit]

this makes my face … grimace

[simple seal]

3 matches left

Hearts just beat Rangers to really get a good shot, Celtic and Rangers face off this weekend

[dim ledge]

Hoping for hearts

Edinburgh is a lovely city

But otherwise Celtic

[proud coyote]

glasgow is a RATS NEST

[dim ledge]

Rather the Fenian rats than the billies

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/mcdonalds-ronald-mcdonald-birdie-hamburglar-dancing-gif-27633086

The most american national anthem singer of all time

[austere granite]

THE BEST PRE-FIGHT CONFERENCE SINCE CONNOR VS KHABIB

TOTAL WAR

[smoky fable]

I don’t remember this at all

[smoky fable]

Fair

[rustic mountain]

Before your time I suppose

There was a set of VHS tapes you could get at McDonalds called the Wacky Adventures of Ronald McDonald

Animated buy the studio that made Rugrats and stuff

They had 5 of em, I got em in a closet somewhere

[smoky fable]

Today I learned

[rustic mountain]

They were cute shorts basically

Musicals, have some voice actors you recognize

Corporate advertising sure but

Hey

[smoky fable]

Cheaper fast food now compared to today

[rustic mountain]

Well yeah

It was a different time for sure

[amber grove]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2052224291094049147

John (@iam_johnw)

Talking trash to a dude who played 40 minutes while you were handing Jalen Brunson gatorades the whole game is nasty work

Quoting NBC Sports Philadelphia (@NBCSPhilly)
︀
Jeremy Sochan, who played one minute in the Knicks win, tried to talk trash to VJ Edgecombe after the buzzer.

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FxTwitter · May 7, 2026, 3:09 AM

[dim ledge]

This is a good thing man

[earnest linden]

https://x.com/TheBallZoneX/status/2052448492207869967?s=20

Ball Zone (@TheBallZoneX)

🚨 WWE Cheif Content Officer HHH is monitoring Real Madrid with great interest

X · May 7, 2026, 6:00 PM

https://x.com/KaizerRMA/status/2052376408333385984?s=20

Kaizer ♨️ (@KaizerRMA)

Tchouameni sent his CAPTAIN to the hospital this is 09 Randy Orton levels of heel work right now

X · May 7, 2026, 1:14 PM

https://x.com/logicfgs/status/2052413832782287335?s=20

xL (@logicfgs)

The most word used in Madrid dressing room in the last few hours is Wrestlemania

X · May 7, 2026, 3:42 PM

https://x.com/heis_fede/status/2052453176729587723?s=20

𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 (@heis_fede)

Pepe finding out that you’re allowed to fight in the Real Madrid dressing room after he retired

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X · May 7, 2026, 6:19 PM

[haughty valley]

This has to be the most signatures in a petition ever

https://x.com/espnfc/status/2052514880981172318?s=46

ESPN FC (@ESPNFC)

An online petition to get Mbappe out of Real Madrid has reached 40 million signatures.

X · May 7, 2026, 10:24 PM

[plush jungle]

Cavaliers playing like shit

Turnovers like crazy

[novel slate]

Chose Even Bumley over Giannis

[plush jungle]

Mfer really dribbled like he was harden

[novel slate]

Cavs stinkin

[sonic aurora]

man cavs are so bad

[plush jungle]

Some bad turnovers by the pistons

[novel slate]

Uncle got cooked

[plush jungle]

Tobias down

[dim ledge]

I'm just glad OG is alright

[sonic aurora]

this is so pathetic to watch

[somber haven]

I love this series because no matter who wins I get to slander the loser

Either pistons are fake 1 seeds

Or Harden maintains his rep as playoff seller

[novel slate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1502070023160725695/1502089368616177726/image.png?ex=69fe713c&is=69fd1fbc&hm=f0816a402841110bf5521b84cece1ca9dc69c9af809cb555344508fbe13e5729&

[plush jungle]

Knicks in four

Embozo going to either be out or lose

[plush jungle]

Tbf they would have been fucked without their picks

If Giannis was in his prime maybe but not now

[torn gale]

Giannis is still capable just not healthy. They’d probably be fine if they load managed him

[novel slate]

They are already in a win now scenario, you get giannis instantly

[novel slate]

Harden is a TERRORIST

@weak gull thoughts?

[weak gull]

This is elite ball

[plush jungle]

Cavaliers can’t get a rebound to save their lives

[weak gull]

I’m fine, I need the pistons to hold the lead though with the potential foul trouble for the second half

They lucky we ain’t unleashed bball Paul yet

[novel slate]

Y’all locking up

[neat flint]

fr

[weak gull]

I’m so tired of harden

[neat flint]

the potential people of basketball I swear

[neat flint]

he needs to retire atp

he is basically a journeyman

[weak gull]

I’m just tired of the embellishing man

My pistons def gonna be in foul trouble in the 4th if this gets close

[neat flint]

76ers VS Knicks gonna be peak there my two favorite teams

with my favoirte players which is kinda bad

but good at the same time

[earnest linden]

Icl Harden is washed

[neat flint]

fr

vj and maxey tha goats fr

[plush jungle]

Knicks in four

[plush jungle]

Harden or Hamilton who’s more washed

[plush jungle]

Disgusting

[neat flint]

I didn't know he was THAT washed bro 🥀

[novel slate]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-gold-roger-roger-roger-laugh-laugh-tale-gif-21026839

[neat flint]

Yea I could tell from the most recent game they blew the 76ers out

Embid keeps getting into foul trouble and Maxy and VJ have little/no playoff experience

[fleet orbit]

james harden what is you doin

[plush jungle]

Embiid didn’t play last game

Idk if he’ll play for the rest of the series

[plush jungle]

Building a brick house for the homeless

[weak gull]

They already don’t have many

I think they only have 2 that are tradeable

[novel slate]

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-trash-fortnite-trash-gif-25052692

Funny ass gif

[plush jungle]

Oh if it’s two idk why they didn’t do it

Man cavaliers are fucked

[weak gull]

Yeah, they can only trade 2030 and 32 right now

They have a 26 first via San Antonio but that picks basically a second rounder

And they don’t have any second rounders for the next 6 years

[plush jungle]

They have a second rounder in 28

And 26

[weak gull]

The 28 one is utahs I’m pretty sure

[plush jungle]

Nah site I’m seeing says it’s their own

[novel slate]

Soon

[weak gull]

I coulda swore they sent one in the lonzo trade

I must be tripping. Regardless, they don’t have a ton of picks that I’d say are worth keeping

[plush jungle]

Ngl I don’t know if I’d have committed to Giannis and Donovan without any picks for seven years given their ages

[weak gull]

I mean they have SOME picks for now

But I get your point, the 2030s could be bleak depending on timeline

I don’t see where they go if they just fall out the second round though

Can’t just blame bickerstaff again

[plush jungle]

Me neither

They might fire Atkinson

Idk if harden would stay if they fall out in the second round

[novel slate]

Pistons not up by like 15 kinda fraud-y

[neat flint]

hawks are stupid for trading Trae

[plush jungle]

Even okc isn’t up 15 all the time

[plush jungle]

They were going nowhere with Trae anyways

After the ecf final run they made years ago they haven’t done shit

[neat flint]

Ik but for ZACHERIE BOOTYSHAE

[novel slate]

That and this game are similar rn cause of the turnover count being close

Cavs are also getting to the line

By a lot

[plush jungle]

It’s for Jalen Johnson really

Zacherie hasn’t been good this season

[neat flint]

#1 pick

[plush jungle]

Cavs are living at the line

[neat flint]

fr

[amber grove]

Yeah cause he so deserved to stay the face of our franchise while not doing shit but be a shot chucker and cone on defense

[plush jungle]

Andrea bargnani was a number one pick

[sacred kite]

1-0 Canes

[plush jungle]

Flyers really about to get swept

Going out sad

[amber grove]

I foresee a great burning in Philadelphia soon

[sacred kite]

Yeah honestly

[sacred kite]

https://tenor.com/view/ffxiv-louisoix-final-fantasy-gif-15070709

Yes

[sacred kite]

Genuinely where is all of their fight

Scrappy young team ahead of schedule so the wall was coming eventually

[amber grove]

Flyers getting BTA'd
Sixers getting BTA'd
Phillies are a dumpster fire
Eagles better do something or we might see Philadelphia burn to the ground

[smoky fable]

Hurts finally falls down to earth

Gets benched

Body breaking down and can’t run as much

[sacred kite]

Phils are actually doing better even though they lost tbh lol

[amber grove]

And the prodigal son Big Dick Nick returns to lead them to ring number 3

[sacred kite]

I like Hurts but damn…Nick Foles

I think Philly would explode if he did it again

[smoky fable]

Joking aside, we’ll see what Hurts does.

[sacred kite]

Eagles are in a funny spot this year ngl

[amber grove]

Sucks that that injury Wentz got ruined him

Was looking so good

[smoky fable]

NFC east is in a weird position

[plush jungle]

Pistons looking dicey

[sacred kite]

We hate Jadaveon Clowney all my homies hate Jadaveon Clowney

[sacred kite]

Yeah, like Birds could take a step back or pop off with new offense plus the whole AJB stuff.

Dallas threatens to be good and then won’t.

Giants may be on the upswing.

Commies are a retirement home

[amber grove]

AJ Brown would be a Pat by now if they didn't expose Dianna

She got him washed Julio in Tennessee she couldve gotten him washed AJ as well 💔

[sacred kite]

AJ?? Washed?

I know he dogged some games though this past year

[amber grove]

Bro literally gives up if he don't get the ball you not prime Antonio Brown

[sacred kite]

Yeah I hate that about him

Love him but it’s awful

Like bro you are on a contending team, saw two SBs and won one, and had 3-4 seasons most WRs dream of

[smoky fable]

At least you won a Super Bowl

Awful experience can be hidden

[sacred kite]

Yeah that’s true

Just idk, who says the grass is greener on the other side here

If NE starts losing again, what will he say? As long as he gets fed??

[weak gull]

I honestly give more credit to Cleveland

They keep just randomly going on a run in the third quarters

If the raptors could’ve staved off one of these random ass runs they’d have won the series

[plush jungle]

Game 7 was brutal

[novel slate]

Need Cavs to win

Need these boys tired

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-lebron-popcorn-gif-25191323

[weak gull]

Is Cleveland gonna do this every game all playoffs?

[novel slate]

They were basically shit first half so

[sacred kite]

GOOOOOOOAL

1-1

[weak gull]

Oh I know, but they’ve been like that all playoffs what I’m saying

They’ve had 1 good first half

[dim kettle]

Already scoring as many as the Phillies tonight.

[haughty valley]

Bring back mourinho

https://x.com/touchlinex/status/2052289833247137905?s=46

The Touchline | 𝐓 (@TouchlineX)

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: José Mourinho has made some BOLD requests in order to return to Real Madrid:

• Full control over the starting line-ups, squad management, and dressing room management.

• No interventions from the club hierarchy.

• He wants a two-year contract.

• He wants his

X · May 7, 2026, 7:30 AM

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2052558112293376259

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Former 49ers free-agent WR Jauan Jennings and the Minnesota Vikings reached agreement today on a one-year deal worth up to $13 million, per his agent Drew Rosenhaus.

X · May 8, 2026, 1:16 AM

@dim ledge

@proud coyote

There he goes

[proud coyote]

one year and incentive laden 13

and i still dont think he'll perform to it

[amber grove]

Honestly great team for him

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/MLB/status/2052558503974256864?s=20

MLB (@MLB)

The @Marlins are walk-off winners!

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FixupX · May 8, 2026, 1:17 AM

[amber grove]

JJ and Addison

[proud coyote]

it's a good deal for them to be sure but jauan fills a very specific niche in our offense and i struggle to see him being productive elsewhere