sports

[rustic mountain]

The Oregon TE they drafted

[dim ledge]

Sadiq

Who?

[rustic mountain]

They just drafted him

[dim ledge]

Bro who the fuck has been the jets right end for the last five years

[fleet orbit]

i gotta be real i like him but he’s not who i would’ve drafted if i were the jets

[dim ledge]

Why am I blanking

[rustic mountain]

He is an unknown

But he is a top rated talent

[sweet tree]

honestly I think it might be good, likely not as good as today but Atletico aren't really that much of a defensive side, if anything they are woeful on defense and concede quite a bit. Don't think it'll be a 0-0

[rustic mountain]

It's like that family guy joke

[dim kettle]

I think the Jets have been trying to do right in the higher rounds in the draft lately. The problem is they're still not great at picking talent high.

[rustic mountain]

With the box and Peter takes the mystery box

[rustic ore]

So this is just back till 2003, of these 31 players (they either traded back into the 1st day of the draft or had multiple 1sts from prior trades entering drafts) only 13 were on the O

[rustic ore]

Jermaine Johnson?

[dim ledge]

Who

[fleet orbit]

the jets biggest issues as far as players go still go back to the qb position

[dense merlin]

Ah I get it now

[rustic ore]

Will McDonald?

[dim kettle]

Another problem is they get a QB and they never built around him the right way.

[dim ledge]

Nope

[fleet orbit]

it doesn’t feel like they build a plan at all

you can’t just draft a qb and suddenly oh yeah it all works out

you have to have a plan for how to make them succeed

[dim kettle]

Mark Sanchez was dogshit but at the same time his best WR during his time in NY was an aging Santonio Holmes.

[fleet orbit]

raiders are making decisions of a franchise that seems to understand that

[fleet orbit]

sanchez was awful

[rustic ore]

During 2017 or after?

[fleet orbit]

the first 2 years of his career sanchez might’ve had the best o line in the nfl

[dim kettle]

They had one of the best run game and defense.

[slow violet]

Lol 😭 all she has to do is take the L but she can't stop taking the D

[fleet orbit]

if tbey had even a decent qb maybe they make the super bowl

[dim kettle]

I always like to wonder what the Jets would be if they just picked Josh Freeman in 09

[fleet orbit]

he was at least better than sanchez

[dim kettle]

Josh Freeman was looking amazing in 2010. That Greg Schiano sucked the life out of.

[rustic ore]

That and the coke

[dim kettle]

Where do you think that intensified from?

Greg Schiano is forever just a piece of shit that I'd like to forgot about.

[rustic ore]

Who knows, maybe that baby tiger was secretly his dealer

[slow violet]

Josh Freeman

I haven't heard that name in forever lol

[rustic ore]

[dim kettle]

Still sad about it.

You looked at him in 2010 and thought he was going to be so much more.

[tender hornet]

Unless you're the commanders last year apparently

Uh two years ago

[dim kettle]

It's like if Russell Wilson went from looking good in 2012 to turning into Broncos Russell Wilson the next.

[rustic ore]

RIP Geno Hayes and Mike Williams

[dim kettle]

So many guys are really dead from that 2012 team. Life sucks a lot of the time.

[smoky fable]

Rip Vincent Jackson

[rustic ore]

Mike, VJax, Doug, Te'o

It's rough man

[slow violet]

WHAT

Vincent Jackson passed ?

[smoky fable]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vincent_Jackson

yeah 5 years ago

CTE was discovered in his brain but he died of chronic alcohol abuse

[slow violet]

just hearing about this for the first time

On some good news though

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/media/2026/04/27/chris-simms-nbc-mike-tomlin/89818999007/

Thank God Chris's Simms fucking sucks

[rustic ore]

Now if they could only fire Florio

[dim kettle]

I'd just delete the entire platform.

[slow violet]

They probably afraid he will sue them

[rustic mountain]

Anyway fired Collinsworth and Romo yet?

[smoky fable]

we're not that lucky

[rustic mountain]

Damn

[dim kettle]

I don't know about that, Jim.

[willow bone]

@pale nacelle this your captain?

@final plaza @tardy solstice @fathom tree

Did you watch the incident? Who does this openly man 🤦🏽‍♂️😂

[proud coyote]

@willow bone what are the bets looking like for tomorrow

[willow bone]

SRH vs MI

I haven't asked yet for bets. I usually ask few hrs before the start

[fathom tree]

Is he vaping?

Like bro

First that horny search history and this

😭😭

[willow bone]

Yes

[fathom tree]

Like the team doesn’t tell him anything?

[proud coyote]

Can you post the points atm

I’ll start pinning it

[fathom tree]

Did he tell it’s my personal shit and they just let him do it

[proud coyote]

What was the search history lmao

[willow bone]

@fathom tree @final plaza @tardy solstice @proud coyote @sand flame @pale nacelle @candid nova

Rise and shine!!

SRH vs MI (7 30PM IST) (Venue: Mumbai)

Let me know your bets

[fathom tree]

Hot pics of an actress

😭

[proud coyote]

Lmao

[willow bone]

He had some youtube search history with "<celebrity name> hot scenes"

[proud coyote]

[sonic aurora]

woohoo lakers tomorrow

take the dub

[fathom tree]

He was live streaming that time

[proud coyote]

Such a doof

[proud coyote]

Anyways 1023 on SRH

[willow bone]

Probably multiple players does it, just not in the open. This parag did it in the open 🤦🏽‍♂️

[willow bone]

Got it

Its best to pin this link

It auto updates

[rustic ore]

Excuse me while I clean up my YT search history that does NOT include "Juba hot scenes"

[proud coyote]

My YouTube search has Juba hot scenes

https://youtu.be/_jl6IqPCRmg

[fathom tree]

What a dumbass
On and off the field

[willow bone]

Its not as bad as people asking speed to search for portugal

But people in india make it a big deal and bring it up in all situations 😂

[willow bone]

According to reddit comments, Its not illegal to possess it in india, its illegal to manufacture or export or stuff like that

But doing it in live stream is illegal i think

[fathom tree]

Whatever man doing it in the dressing room is just dumb

[willow bone]

He will probably face consequences, if he gets away with it then people will just react

[fathom tree]

He’s a nepo kid so doubt that he’ll face consequences

[willow bone]

If you haven't seen the video, here it is

[fathom tree]

😭😭😭

Can’t even hit the ball properly in an open ground but does shit like this front of everyone

[willow bone]

This is the second controversy in RR just this season

[fathom tree]

What was the first?

[willow bone]

Some support staff using mobile in dug out

Mobiles are not allowed in dugout

[fathom tree]

Bruh

[fathom tree]

Oh this guy

He’s the only one I recognise other than Sangakarra

He keeps talking to Sooryavanshi

[willow bone]

Yeah, sooryavanshi was beside him when he was using the mobile

[fathom tree]

😭😭😭

[tardy solstice]

I did
Not live ofc

[earnest linden]

https://x.com/cfcmods/status/2049223666777604264?s=46

Mod (@CFCMods)

How do I explain to normal people that PSG upgraded from this attack 😭

X · Apr 28, 2026, 8:26 PM

[noble fractal]

wdym all im seeing is 3 bums

[amber grove]

https://x.com/i/status/2049229311660507307

New York Yankees (@Yankees)

Today, the Yankees transferred the rehab assignment of INF Anthony Volpe from Triple-A Scranton/Wilkes-Barre to Double-A Somerset.

X · Apr 28, 2026, 8:48 PM

How you get demoted during a rehab assignment 💀

[proud coyote]

We did this last year cause one of our minor league teams is pretty far

so the rehabbing player can just play homestead then switch to double A when triple A is on road

[amber grove]

Yeah I assumed that's what happened

That's why the Braves moved all our minor league teams into Georgia so no matter what one of them will be having a home series

[dense blade]

Man Im still not over that match

What a fucking game

[pale nacelle]

Yeah get him out 🔥

[haughty valley]

Come on stop it

https://x.com/LakeShowYo/status/2049210959005433898?s=20

LakeShowYo (@LakeShowYo)

Jabari Smith on the Lakers:

“We’re obviously the better team” 😂😂😂

▶ Play video

X · Apr 28, 2026, 7:35 PM

[nimble onyx]

We were literally the favorites going into the series...

[earnest linden]

https://x.com/nbamemes/status/2049269045665444154?s=46

NBA Memes (@NBAMemes)

LeBron has been in the league longer than he hasn’t.

Let that sink in.

X · Apr 28, 2026, 11:26 PM

[slow violet]

What

[slow violet]

If kd loses to bronny bro

😭 it's over

[slow violet]

https://x.com/thomasrp93/status/2049187646736400808?s=20
@amber grove @rustic ore

Lol bro ain't no way it got this bad

Thomas R. Petersen (@thomasrp93)

It's gotten to the point where Patriots are preparing in case Mike Vrabel resigns, per @DailyMail.

And it's down to specifics like they're eyeing Mike Tomlin.

X · Apr 28, 2026, 6:03 PM

[earnest linden]

NBA playoffs, Champions league semis/final, F1 coming back

All at the same time feels like a fever dream

[sacred kite]

Nah no way he resigns over this

[rustic ore]

Softest thing in the world if he quits because he got caught having an affair

Fucking Sean Payton was allowed to continue being a coach after Bountygate and that was arguably criminal

[robust grotto]

It’s a great time of year for most sports fans

NHL playoffs have been fun so far too

[rancid thicket]

wasnt NBA playoffs/Finals is on sched (back to their original time schedule) pre covid?

[fleet orbit]

seems … extreme to say the least

[fleet orbit]

remind me whose your baseball team again?

and also … can we just stop having injured pitchers please (

[noble fractal]

https://x.com/i/status/2049449418319958491

CFCDaily (@CFCDaily)

🚨JUST IN: All clubs would be required to have at least one homegrown under-21 player on the pitch at all times under a radical plan being considered by Fifa. [The Times] https://t.co/DTXhzghWOA

X · Apr 29, 2026, 11:23 AM

Serie A would be in shambles if this were ever to become a thing lol

[dim ledge]

Lol

[pale nacelle]

@willow bone 25 mi

[willow bone]

Okay

[fathom tree]

500 MI

[willow bone]

Okay

@tardy solstice @final plaza @sand flame @candid nova
I haven't received your bets for todays match

[sand flame]

tell me

what amatch

matfh

match

[willow bone]

What is that name

[sand flame]

do u like my new avatar

@atomic cobalt enjoying the gulag?

[willow bone]

How much did you pay

[sand flame]

0

[willow bone]

Give me bets first

SRH vs MI

[sand flame]

home ground?

[willow bone]

Mumbai

[sand flame]

MI

1000

[willow bone]

Okay

Don't cry again after losing 1000

[sand flame]

iill surpass u today then rename u

muhahahaha

[sand flame]

mi wont lose

[final plaza]

Srh 200

[willow bone]

Didn't you bet against MI once?

[willow bone]

Ok

[sand flame]

its bcs their opps was csk

[tardy solstice]

300 srh

[sand flame]

and dhoni wins

[willow bone]

Ok

[atomic cobalt]

i havent been on dc anyway lol

[sand flame]

for how long are u here

[atomic cobalt]

bro idk they said i gotta ask a mod but i aint doin allat

im just gonna embrace ai art

[sand flame]

lol what

dawg just ping a mod

[atomic cobalt]

no

[fathom tree]

You can still bet

They haven’t started

Is Rohit gonna be like Dhoni now

Just appearing once in a while

What kinda injury did he even get

[candid nova]

Not started?

[fathom tree]

Nah

[candid nova]

@willow bone 400 on srh

[fathom tree]

There goes the first bowl

[fathom tree]

Ig he’ll consider it

Cause you said before the first ball

[candid nova]

Let's see

@fathom tree btw u saw yesterdays match?

Ufff

[fathom tree]

🙏

Shit bowling

[candid nova]

Holy mother of

No I mean ucl

[fathom tree]

Ohhh

Nah that was

[candid nova]

Psg vs Bayern

[fathom tree]

🔥

I couldn’t believe what I was watching

[candid nova]

U told u gonna sleep

[fathom tree]

Even Olise and Nuno went band for band

No matchups were one sided

[candid nova]

Worth every minute

[fathom tree]

What a game of football

[fathom tree]

Nah I watched the game

[candid nova]

Thx god

[fathom tree]

Was on a call with my friend and he kept me awake

[candid nova]

Told u not to miss

[fathom tree]

I’m gonna watch tonight’s match too

[candid nova]

Arsenals game gonna be dry as fuck

Imagine seeing 0-0

[fathom tree]

We may never know

[fathom tree]

😭

With 0 shots on target

[candid nova]

Lmao

Psg winning the ucl gng

[fathom tree]

2nd leg in Allianz

Let’s see

Can be anyone’s game

[candid nova]

Yea

My support to psg

[fathom tree]

I like both the teams man

Can’t choose a side

[candid nova]

Neutral watching is fun too

[fathom tree]

Yes

Today is just hate watching

Can’t be a neutral for today’s match

It’s impossible

[willow bone]

Ok

[robust grotto]

Great first round for the NHL

6/8 series going at least 6 games

The two sweeps coming from the 1 seed in each conference

[dim ledge]

I don't think anyone expected the senators to do shit lol

[crude berry]

Arsenal or atleti? Or both?

[fathom tree]

Both✌️

[crude berry]

😭

Can't believe one of these teams will end up going through smh

[robust grotto]

They had the worst goaltending in the league during the regular season (not being dramatic either, like actually the worst numbers) and yet the goaltending was the only shining light for them in the series. MFers could not score a goal

Kinda funny how things flipped for them. I imagine Brady played his last game for Ottawa

[dim ledge]

Reminder that I love OG Anunoby

[dim ledge]

This is wild lmao

Didn't Tkachuk like shit a brick

Like full on shit +/-

[proud coyote]

The giants

[robust grotto]

No points lol brutal series for him

[rustic mountain]

Good fuck the Tkachuks

[robust grotto]

I like the player but he’s a complementary piece more than a top piece

[willow bone]

@final plaza fuck this team

[final plaza]

Yea

[fleet orbit]

ah the giants , beautiful stadium

[sand flame]

https://tenor.com/view/nobara-kugisaki-nobara-kugisaki-noabra-kugisaki-trying-to-hold-her-laugh-nobara-kugisaki-ijbol-gif-17723481604786544333

[atomic cobalt]

hiii

guys can i get score predictions for arsenal atletico.

[sand flame]

Is it today

??

[willow bone]

Its not over yet, relax

[sand flame]

0-1

[sand flame]

4 overs more and it's already 200+

Pack it up buddy

Ur getting a name change

[willow bone]

Dc scored 263 and punjab chased it

Hold your horses

[sand flame]

Fake ai news

[candid nova]

mi woah

[willow bone]

Even if lose, I ain't getting it. You are not even close to me

[candid nova]

someone scored a century

[sand flame]

What

😔

[atomic cobalt]

for who

[sand flame]

Atletico scores

[candid nova]

srh chase it gng

[atomic cobalt]

good

fuck arsenal

[fathom tree]

Sky still didn’t score in this road pitch

[willow bone]

I thought same

They won't even drop him from t20 internationals

[candid nova]

travis head needs to score tdy

[proud coyote]

243 lmao

Christ rickles

[sweet smelt]

hopefully srh gets cooked in powerplayy

[final plaza]

Shut up man

Abhishek and Head would cook your team fr

[sweet smelt]

Bumrah takes 2 wikets in powerply

bumrah today wicket count gonna be more than his season wicket count so far

[final plaza]

Oh god why the fuck Bumrah is here

[sweet smelt]

told yaa

[willow bone]

Your team?

Room is mumbai?

Powerplay will decide the match

[final plaza]

Ye

[willow bone]

I thought Bangalore

Six more

Top 5 Highest strike rate and all are indians ✌️

[sand flame]

243 can't be chased when mi has bowlers like hardik, bolt and bumrah

I win

[candid nova]

travis gonna do it

[desert palm]

https://x.com/talkinbaseball_/status/2049528230915272992?s=46

@tender hornet

Talkin' Baseball (@TalkinBaseball_)

Garrett Crochet has been placed on the 15-Day IL with left shoulder inflammation

X · Apr 29, 2026, 4:36 PM

[sweet smelt]

Bro

Bad powerplay

We need wicket

[proud coyote]

Keep pushing sharma you handsome man

[fleet orbit]

something just hasn’t been right with him this year

[pale nacelle]

Mumbai comeback time

[final plaza]

Haha

[sand flame]

What the fuck

100 runs in 6overs

[candid nova]

mi dropped a lot of catches

[willow bone]

Are you sure?

[candid nova]

had a heart attack

[fathom tree]

Every team I bet on is so good first half and the other they are just shit

No way they chase 243

[final plaza]

Good catch drop

[fathom tree]

Please

[candid nova]

why she cryinh

[final plaza]

Catches win you matches
Drop catch, lose match

[candid nova]

daddy hitting

[proud coyote]

Jesus head 7 6s in 6 overs

Chris Gayle shit

[candid nova]

excellent

[willow bone]

RRR is below 10

[placid latch]

That s why you don't shit on my team srh

😏

[proud coyote]

wtf lmao they got kumar for 18 runs in 0.4

[willow bone]

Pandya didn't bowl in first 7 overs?

Shocking

[willow bone]

Are you behind?

Over already completed

We are in 8th over now

[proud coyote]

Im way behind lol

[sand flame]

[willow bone]

Where are you watching?

Website?

[sweet smelt]

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

Me

[willow bone]

Sak uses a website where its only 15-20 seconds behind

[proud coyote]

I know a few one sec

[willow bone]

Sixxx

They are not stopping

[placid latch]

telegram links I bet

They suck

[autumn pine]

they are usually 1 ball behind

[willow bone]

1 ball behind is okay

[autumn pine]

websites

[willow bone]

Hotstar itself is 1 ball behind

😭

[placid latch]

We should just feed two more generations of ambani family and just buy hotstar

[autumn pine]

fox news stream is usually what's up on pirate sites

[placid latch]

Man the days when ipl used to be free

https://tenor.com/view/martin-scorsese-absolute-cinema-absolute-cinema-meme-martin-scorsese-meme-martin-scorsese-absolute-cinema-gif-7188464701423971028

[candid nova]

les go

bro

tf man

[willow bone]

Abhishek stagnated in 40s for a long time

[placid latch]

They call him the slogger

[candid nova]

yo what einstein doing in the stands

[willow bone]

Wtf

😭😭

[candid nova]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-rage-mad-angry-smash-gif-1998418158989463064

[willow bone]

That is cheating, he stopped twice to confuse the batsman

[tardy solstice]

Twist?

[sweet smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/soy-soyboy-wojak-reaction-image-soyjak-gif-21802751

[willow bone]

Srh has batting

[sweet smelt]

Gajanfar the goat

[candid nova]

travis pls dont lose ur wkt bro

[sweet smelt]

Pls do

For Rohit he should

GONEEEEEEE

FUCK yeahh

[tardy solstice]

Surprise

[candid nova]

u son of a

[placid latch]

Tchh

[dim ledge]

@robust grotto
https://x.com/alexwheelsy/status/2049474753535115701?s=46&t=CWJiYRZ7MLoONPPSKwGzDA

Wheelsy (@alexwheelsy)

Lads we are on the brink of relegation

X · Apr 29, 2026, 1:03 PM

[sweet smelt]

Klassen needs to go now

[candid nova]

stfu bro

[sweet smelt]

[robust grotto]

LMAO read the room; holy crap

[candid nova]

how many pts u need to qualify?

[sweet smelt]

Too many

[candid nova]

16?

[sweet smelt]

💀

[sweet smelt]

Confirmed qualification with that much

[candid nova]

i thinks its over for mi

pack it up

[sweet smelt]

Never say that for mi

We have done it 3 times

[candid nova]

not doing it this time bro

[willow bone]

Thanks ashwani kumar

[candid nova]

🙏

[sweet smelt]

We shall see

[sweet smelt]

🗿

[candid nova]

🥀

[sweet smelt]

One shall never stop hoping for his team

Who do u support btw

[candid nova]

rcb and pbks

hate mi

lost 770

[sweet smelt]

Lmao

[candid nova]

mf choked so hard that match

[sweet smelt]

Bro believes in winners 💪

[candid nova]

i gambled 60% of my total

in that match

[sweet smelt]

Honestly this season

[candid nova]

mf

[willow bone]

3 dots from pandya wow

Ruining it with wides

[sweet smelt]

Should be won by pbks or rcb

[willow bone]

I'm fine if either of rcb, pbks, srh win

[candid nova]

idc i need to top the gambling table

thats all i care

[sweet smelt]

If not mi

I would like rcb to win

[candid nova]

🫡

[sweet smelt]

[willow bone]

Pandya cheater

Ruining the pitch

Why can't mumbai play without cheating

[candid nova]

3 dots 3 wides

[sweet smelt]

Everything in balance as it should be

[candid nova]

yessss

[willow bone]

Played 4 dots in a row and still has 200+ strike rate

I think its srh game to lose

Yayyy

Bumrah who

[candid nova]

srh aint loosing shit bro

they do Sledging in ipl?

[willow bone]

Not much

Happens once in a while

Wait

[candid nova]

55 runs in 36 bowls game isnt over yet

[willow bone]

Why are MI not bowling shardul thakur?

[candid nova]

srh still needs to score

[sweet smelt]

Ashwini was working

Until today

[sweet smelt]

If klassen doesn't get out in next 2 overs, they aren't losing icl

[willow bone]

Still he was in as impact sub and hasn't bowled a single over

[sweet smelt]

Oooo

Yeah that's weird

[candid nova]

true mi seriosuly need wkts

[willow bone]

Shardul is wicket taker tbh

Its a gamble, he can go for runs. 50-50 chance

[candid nova]

sub can bowl right?

[willow bone]

He was in as impact sub, i have seen earlier

1 of ashwani or will jacks need to bowl 1 over if shardul won't

[candid nova]

feels like srh going to lose wtks and choke the match

[willow bone]

Good fielding, could have been a 4

[candid nova]

save that bitch'

[willow bone]

Damn 2 dots

51 from 5 overs

Another thriller match

[sweet smelt]

Only if klassen gets out

Otherwise too ezy for srh

10 runs per over is nothing with him around

💀

[willow bone]

Klaseen this season

[willow bone]

Hehehe

[hollow wind]

https://x.com/thedunkcentral/status/2049536631242186798?s=46

NBACentral (@TheDunkCentral)

Here’s how the new lottery odds will look:

(h/t @LevAkabas )

X · Apr 29, 2026, 5:09 PM

😭 😭 😭

HUH

[fathom tree]

NK Reddy step on the gas brother

[hollow wind]

@torn gale your favorite commish with an absolutely banger

[candid nova]

ufffffff

[proud coyote]

Hilarious

[candid nova]

what a shot

[proud coyote]

I like it though will make those final weeks chaos

[willow bone]

@sweet smelt pack up

[sweet smelt]

Ik..

[willow bone]

@final plaza we are so back

[hollow wind]

A new type of tanking

[willow bone]

[candid nova]

even if klassen gets out i think rest of the srh lineup will chase it off

work done alr

[willow bone]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-of-wall-street-lets-goo-gif-11742735383203550293

[hollow wind]

Strategically aiming to be the 4th worst team

[candid nova]

1st

never gamble on mi

[sweet smelt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/640617607527137353.gif?size=48&quality=lossless

[fathom tree]

Fuck Mi

My 500 points

[candid nova]

still having hopes?

[fathom tree]

What cricket is this

[sweet smelt]

Can never lose hope

[candid nova]

one six and games over

[sweet smelt]

💀

[willow bone]

I won 300 and lost 600 when i gambled on MI

[candid nova]

sleep bro

[tardy solstice]

One gone

[willow bone]

Bro nitish

You were doing well, why risk

[candid nova]

bro was eating balls

[sweet smelt]

Changes nothing

Dangerous man is still there

[willow bone]

Who cares, we are cruzing

Wicket will change things

[candid nova]

hellll yea

[fathom tree]

Agent Reddy

Helped Mi

[candid nova]

🤣

agent?? wtf

😭

[willow bone]

After this

1 over from bumrah
1 over from pandya
1 from ashwani/will jacks/shardul

[candid nova]

1 over less

[sweet smelt]

That was a good shot dude

[tardy solstice]

Reddy anna

[fathom tree]

Yes

[final plaza]

We won

[willow bone]

Sahil arora needs to be coached well and develop

[candid nova]

one six bro

jus one

[willow bone]

No risk needed

[sweet smelt]

Did u bet on srh

[fathom tree]

I bet on DC and they failed to defend 265

I bet on RR and they failed to defend 229

[willow bone]

Juba will win big, fronsen loses big

[fathom tree]

I bet on DC and they get out for 75

[sweet smelt]

What's this

[fathom tree]

I bet on RR and they failed to defend 220

[willow bone]

#sports message

[fathom tree]

I bet on Mi and they will fail to defend 245

[sweet smelt]

Noicce

[candid nova]

https://tenor.com/view/jimmy-mcgill-crying-better-call-gif-25667465

[willow bone]

I mean, you won the kkr bet

[candid nova]

3 assholes gambled on mi lmao

[sweet smelt]

Next time u bet on something that seems to make u money certainly, ping me and I will make irl bet against the same

[fathom tree]

They are the only ones I can gain from

[willow bone]

Goro actually won 9 bets in a row, lost yesterday and might win today again

[fathom tree]

Nothing is gonna make me money bro💔✌️

[sweet smelt]

[candid nova]

mf hit a six

tmr rcb

[willow bone]

They will hit in last 2 overs

Klaseen has SA blood, i fear that 😥

[fathom tree]

Salil

To Bumrah

[candid nova]

yes its over

[fathom tree]

Seriously bro

What

[willow bone]

Salilllll

[fathom tree]

Wow

[candid nova]

brumbrah who

[sweet smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/groundhog-groundhog-eating-gif-27654631

[willow bone]

@sand flame you lost

[fathom tree]

No look shot😭😭😭

[sweet smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/my-goat-washed-my-goat-is-washed-washed-goat-your-goat-is-washed-mfw-my-goat-is-washed-gif-11435157539877774481

[fathom tree]

Nah chill he was goated in WC

[sweet smelt]

That gif is for the ipl

[fathom tree]

Right

[sand flame]

Fuck this chud life

[final plaza]

Lol

[fathom tree]

How bad can MI be at their home ground

Salil

What

[sand flame]

This is Rohit Sharma's fault

Delete him

[candid nova]

@sweet smeltstill hoping to win sir?

[fathom tree]

What’d he do bro✌️💔

[sweet smelt]

Ofc

[fathom tree]

Fuh Ambani

[candid nova]

https://tenor.com/view/frieza-ishowspeed-speed-lord-frieza-please-lord-frieza-gif-17780915843256182854

[sand flame]

He exists?

[fathom tree]

SALIL

😭😭😭

[candid nova]

still?

[fathom tree]

He exists but ain’t doing shit bro

[candid nova]

hoping?

[fathom tree]

As good as not existing

[candid nova]

mf take that single

u aint him

[sand flame]

Thats why we lose

[candid nova]

i told ya 1 over less

ggs

fuck u mi

[fathom tree]

What a shot

[sweet smelt]

Joever

[candid nova]

weellll doenenwew

[fathom tree]

I lost 500 points

Ggs

[sweet smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/siutbot-angry-wojak-gif-22173359

[fathom tree]

https://tenor.com/view/gintama-anime-walk-serious-gif-12697434

[candid nova]

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-laugh-four-gif-7446278225827837893

[sweet smelt]

Me irl after watching almost every mi match

[fathom tree]

😭

[sweet smelt]

Bad time to be a mi fan

[fathom tree]

Another century went to waste

[sweet smelt]

But well loyalty is a thing...

[fathom tree]

Fuck this game

[frail berry]

eze not starting? 😭

[candid nova]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-clap-gif-27674168

[candid nova]

wait

2k pts

[fathom tree]

Ig they really don’t want a shot on goal

[willow bone]

6200 ✌️

[candid nova]

not crossed>

tf

[sweet smelt]

Bro how do u have such big lead

[fathom tree]

I was 4K last week bro

[willow bone]

[candid nova]

hold up

i lost only 3 matches so far

wtf

[fathom tree]

Wow

[willow bone]

4

[candid nova]

4

woah

omg

bro

how can i st gambling irl

i need to

mi captain looks chill af

🤣

[proud coyote]

Coming for goro

[sweet smelt]

Sources fr

[proud coyote]

@final plaza watch yourself

[sweet smelt]

[willow bone]

Daksh lost again 😂😂

[sweet smelt]

I say no more

[candid nova]

mi captain does not give a fuck ig

[willow bone]

Not coming for me?

[proud coyote]

I had one goal entering this league, to change GoPro’s name

goro lol

Autocorrect

[proud coyote]

You’re too far man lmao

[willow bone]

You have get double his points for that

[proud coyote]

Very doable with how conservatively he bets

[final plaza]

Damn

[final plaza]

CYG DId too

Ww know srh is inconsistent

😔

[willow bone]

I can actually change nickname for everyone except goro, close for goro

[proud coyote]

What are all the punishments

[sweet smelt]

Mp we are out of tournament

[proud coyote]

Also what are theses scores lately lol

[sweet smelt]

If we lose next

We surely are out

[candid nova]

guys betting on rcb tmr?

or gt

[final plaza]

Which match tomorrow

[candid nova]

rcb vs gt

[sweet smelt]

I bet on rcb

[fathom tree]

GT 200

[tardy solstice]

Rcb 400

[final plaza]

Rcb 1400

[candid nova]

should i go big>

?

[tardy solstice]

Time to up the bets

[sweet smelt]

Rcb 6k fr

[sand flame]

Everything on rcb

[final plaza]

Juba successfully baited me

[proud coyote]

Rcb is gonna choke I can just feel it

[sand flame]

But gt is so ass

[sweet smelt]

Is there a limit to how much one can bet

[candid nova]

i feel like changing nickname isnt worth it at all

[final plaza]

60%

[sweet smelt]

I have 0

💀

[fathom tree]

You’ll be given 1000

[sand flame]

You will get 1000 I think

If u join

[proud coyote]

60% of 0 is also 0 room

[final plaza]

Ye

[sweet smelt]

Peak maths

[sweet smelt]

Ooo I would like to join

[sand flame]

@willow bone add him

[willow bone]

If you join, you start with 1000

[sweet smelt]

Rcb 600 is my bet

[willow bone]

Alright

[proud coyote]

Room following in my footsteps

[sand flame]

I'll bet everything on rcb

How many points do I even have

[willow bone]

"everything", bro you have peanuts

[sand flame]

What

😔

[proud coyote]

@final plaza what are you betting tomorrow

[candid nova]

whats ur name in the sheet?

[willow bone]

I atleast risk in some matches

[sand flame]

Fromsen

[sweet smelt]

Bet 734.4

[sand flame]

Fronsen

[proud coyote]

Oh wow all on RCB

Cyg put me 1636 on RCB

[sand flame]

Js that my everything

[sweet smelt]

Yes

[final plaza]

Well i will check again wirh pitch condition

[sweet smelt]

[final plaza]

But for now

[sweet smelt]

Btw

Mi should never win their first match

Unlucky shit

[sand flame]

Delete rohit

[candid nova]

u going 60% of your total on rcb?

[sand flame]

Yds

Ues

Ued

[sweet smelt]

[sand flame]

Yes

[candid nova]

i got it bro

[sand flame]

Do u like rohit

[sweet smelt]

Who doesn't

[fathom tree]

@willow bone 1410 GT

[sand flame]

Ahem ahem

[sweet smelt]

Yayy we winning, bro bet on gt

[fathom tree]

I’m winning it bro

[candid nova]

what should i doo ahhhhh

rcb or gt

[sweet smelt]

Flip a coin

[fathom tree]

I can feel the loss of RCB already

[candid nova]

good call

let me see

[fathom tree]

Go RCB

Let me be the only one for GT

[sweet smelt]

I hope we win against csk...

It's an away game

😭

[candid nova]

heads is for rcb
tails is gt

[willow bone]

Imagine if rcb loses tommorrow

[sweet smelt]

Only way that happens if

[willow bone]

Ok

[sweet smelt]

Gt top 3 fire

[candid nova]

1000 rcb

fuck gt

[candid nova]

u from rcb right

i mean where rcb is from

shamelss

bro going against his own place

[sand flame]

Fuck I'm back to nothing

[fathom tree]

Yes

[sweet smelt]

Dw rcb fans felt that every year until one Good day

[willow bone]

Ok

[sweet smelt]

[candid nova]

bro is the main character

[willow bone]

Except saul, everyone selected RCB

[proud coyote]

I like Saul’s gusto

[candid nova]

now its arsenal vs atletico

[proud coyote]

It makes sense here

RCB could pull an RCB

[candid nova]

away game for rcb

[willow bone]

Eh

[candid nova]

they winnin

[sweet smelt]

So if I win we get our money + saul money/number of total people who bet on rcb

[willow bone]

Its GT

[sweet smelt]

??

[willow bone]

GT doesn't have much to shake RCB

[willow bone]

No

Its simple

[candid nova]

@willow bone u know what 1500 on rcb

fuck gt

[willow bone]

Win and get double your bets

Lose and you get nothing

[sweet smelt]

Ooo even better

[willow bone]

You cannot vet 1500 bro

🤦🏽‍♂️

[candid nova]

ye ay yea

mb

[willow bone]

1148 is max

[candid nova]

1000 is fine then

fuc kem

i really need to win big

[sand flame]

Can iget more poijts

[willow bone]

You have more than 1000 so no

[sand flame]

But after betting I don't

[willow bone]

If you lose tommorrow then sure

[candid nova]

arsenal vs atletico

dying ant vs dying ant

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/i/status/2049536631242186798 they actually went with this???

NBACentral (@TheDunkCentral)

Here’s how the new lottery odds will look:

(h/t @LevAkabas )

X · Apr 29, 2026, 5:09 PM

9 seed same odds as worst team in the league

Son

[sweet smelt]

rip to the winners of this

[candid nova]

psg winning the ucl

[simple seal]

Legendary moment in sports reached in my old media read/watch

[hollow wind]

https://x.com/blumenfeld/status/2049313629003301263?s=46

amir (@blumenfeld)

Good! Tanking this year has been shameful.

Franchises should learn how to build a winner like the Spurs and Thunder: By tanking 4-6 years ago!

X · Apr 29, 2026, 2:23 AM

[dim ledge]

Linkedin smile

Opinion discarded

[hasty basin]

Its such a weird situation with Spurs and OKC

Spurs got the best talent since LeBron James in a draft they were the first overall pick in

[willow bone]

@final plaza the comeback I didn't expect but happy to see 🥺🥺🥺

After those 4 matches i lost hope for real

[hasty basin]

OKC traded for 1 million picks and a player who somehow ended up becoming an MVP when he was projected to be like a borderline allstar

[sweet smelt]

never lose hope in ur team

learn from me fr

[willow bone]

While rcb and pbks got free wins, srh struggled to get all these wins

[hasty basin]

Now that every team will try to get into that 4-10 room the actual worst teams will end up last becoming even worse

[willow bone]

I had 3 favourites thats why 😂

I don't mind if any of rcb, pbks and srh win the cup

[final plaza]

We back

[dim kettle]

It's such an NBA move to fix something by circling around the actual problem and making it worse in the process.

[willow bone]

Since you all betting high, i have decided to increase mine

[sand flame]

Ur a pussy for not going all in

[dense blade]

Eze on the bench.

Arteta really hates ballers

[willow bone]

And you did, where are you now?

[sand flame]

Is this what you tell urself at night

[willow bone]

Its a long season fronsen, play smart. You don't need bet everything on every game

[hasty basin]

Why are they throwing toilet rolls

[sweet tree]

let's hope for some good footy

the minimum should be a goal

[dense blade]

Ok time for predictions

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/atletiuniverse/status/2049505796401328358

Atletico Universe (@atletiuniverse)

🚨🧻 Atlético Madrid fans are expected to bring paper rolls tonight to help create an electric atmosphere and cheer on the team.

"The first goal goes in from the stands."

X · Apr 29, 2026, 3:07 PM

[hasty basin]

6-5

[dense blade]

2-0 atletico for me

[hasty basin]

Ok im actually going 0-0 idec bro

[sweet tree]

Oblak over Musso???

[willow bone]

Almost forgot to laugh at you for this.

Always feels good when MI shat their bed with all powerful players

[dense blade]

Most obvious 1-1 draw ever tbh

[sweet tree]

Musso been in decent form in CL

[dense blade]

But I have hope

Please simeone

[sweet smelt]

this is horrible to see bro

never in my life I imagined my goat to be in this state

[simple seal]

https://vxtwitter.com/Lubbockist/status/2049195700320108694

Jody S. Laughter∴ (@Lubbockist)

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 28, 2026, 6:35 PM

[sweet smelt]

tbf bowling has only bumrah icl

[smoky fable]

Here we go

[smoky fable]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-principal-skinner-skinner-children-out-of-touch-gif-4463952

[willow bone]

When MI got boult and chahar in mega auction. You guys(MI fans) called them BBC

[sweet smelt]

was never one of them 💀

[sweet tree]

peep the pitch

[smoky fable]

Already see players slipping. @sweet tree

[torn gale]

https://tenor.com/view/punisher-frank-frank-ocean-mad-sad-gif-1442260278483730763

[sweet tree]

[smoky fable]

Already happening

[sweet tree]

https://x.com/i/status/2049561592736493864

EuroFoot (@eurofootcom)

🚨👎 Arsenal were unhappy with the pitch at Atletico Madrid's stadium. They requested UEFA to inspect the pitch in order to confirm that the length of the grass was legal. 🌱 (@CBSSportsGolazo)

X · Apr 29, 2026, 6:48 PM

[dense blade]

We already slipping lol

[sweet tree]

slippy land

[dim kettle]

Right out of the grifter handbook.

[dense blade]

I like the hustle from atletico tbh

If it's legal then do it

[unkempt harness]

Real football time

[frail berry]

How is there always someone slipping at this stadium

Tf they do bro

😭

[dense blade]

2 so far

Someone should do a slipping counter for this match

[smoky fable]

Went from the highest of highs yesterday to slip and slide today

[hasty basin]

Yoo

Madueke damnm

[sweet tree]

not bad noni

[sweet smelt]

closee

[fathom tree]

I was thinking why will I be awake for this match

Not bad so far

Madueke tho

Damn

[sweet tree]

what was that Cardoso pass

[hasty basin]

When Arsenal find their defence structured again it's so hard to break through

OMG

Alvarez close

[sweet tree]

o mu

[smoky fable]

Oh my god

[candid nova]

istg game going 0-0

[smoky fable]

3 guys on him and he still got the shot off

[sweet tree]

has 3 on him

ye

[smoky fable]

Good save by Raya

[dense blade]

Alvarez is classy

[hasty basin]

GYOKERES WOW

That was unreal from Gyokeres

[smoky fable]

Good block

[sweet tree]

game is good

[smoky fable]

Thought they would have scored on the counter

[honest umbra]

U guys saw the Alvarez shot?

[smoky fable]

Words I never expected

[smoky fable]

Yes

[honest umbra]

Was almost a banger

[sweet smelt]

damn good save

[smoky fable]

That was good

[candid nova]

that save from raya saved arsenal

[rapid yoke]

u need to get out of 2016 i think

[hasty basin]

Wtf why was Hincapie there

Fair enough

[smoky fable]

Sure didn’t look like it in 2026

[old pond]

Is the game as boring as anticipated?

[sweet smelt]

nah

had few moments so far

[sweet tree]

it's not as fast paced as yesterday but a couple of shots so far

[smoky fable]

Had one stoppage since Gyokeres got hit in the face

[neat radish]

Madueke vs garnacho

[sweet tree]

bros hoping for a cleansheet

[smoky fable]

Those Kvara points

Damn

[hasty basin]

Slightly 💔

[hasty basin]

Wish he got MOTM bruh

[sweet tree]

he could have

dunno who awards the MOTM but it's not always correct

[hasty basin]

Yeah sometimes they do it so straightforward

[dense blade]

i feel like there were solid 4-5 motm contenders yesterday

[hasty basin]

If a player had a 9/10 game and had no G/A they'll give it to a guy who had 1 goal and like a 7/10 performance

I guess they just based it off G/A

[dense blade]

yeah easy way

[candid nova]

cant watch this game after watching psg vs bayern

[hasty basin]

Pretty shit for defenders and gks

[dense blade]

welllll

they are not the shiny toys

[hasty basin]

Yeah same with ballon d'or I guess

[round sluice]

kinda regret deciding to watch

[hasty basin]

OMG

Madueke close

[sweet tree]

yeah he's been alright

not a bad attempt

[noble fractal]

could have been worse fr

[dense blade]

compared to yesterday, this game is exuding negative aura icl

[round sluice]

arsenal will win in the end cus of better physicality, atletico will get tired and fall asleep on a corner

1-0 overall 2 matches

[noble fractal]

yeah u can tell atletico wants that goal more than arsenal rn

[sweet tree]

4 to 3 shots

not much open space

Alvarez bruh

[hasty basin]

PEN TO ARSENAL

[sweet tree]

prnalty

[smoky fable]

Pen

That’s a shove

[sweet tree]

I wonder if that was onside

[noble fractal]

arsenal win 1-0 with pen

figures

[smoky fable]

Let’s see

He looked onside

[sweet tree]

yeah that's a dumb foul

[smoky fable]

It was very blatant

[candid nova]

something intresting

finally

[dense blade]

so stupid

[hasty basin]

Shit

I benched Gyokeres

Fair enough man

[smoky fable]

He dove correctly

[sweet tree]

Gyok good pen

[smoky fable]

Gyokeres scored

[candid nova]

arsenal scores

[sweet tree]

Arsenal 1-0

[candid nova]

good pen

[dense blade]

well i hope this opens up the game

[sweet tree]

yeah. Atletico need to get 1 back

[noble fractal]

nah

this is the final score

[candid nova]

gk could have saved it right?

idk

[noble fractal]

pen was too strong

[candid nova]

its gonna be a 1-1 draw

[candid nova]

yea good pen

[round sluice]

Dragon vs Akainu desk chess match but put Arteta and Simeone over their faces

[noble fractal]

I can see arsenal parking the bus until the final whistle blow in emirates next week

[candid nova]

man this game is actually so ass

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/GoalsXtra/status/2049576058630938758

Goals Xtra (@GoalsXtra)

🚨 Gyökeres scores from the spot !
︀︀
︀︀🇪🇺 Atlético Madrid 0-1 Arsenal

**💬 9 🔁 21 ❤️ 123 👁️ 6.3K **

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FixupX · Apr 29, 2026, 7:46 PM

[candid nova]

cant watch 2nd half

💔

im tired

[dense blade]

you are not gonna miss out on much

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2049576515528982549

galletatriple (@TerStegenOUTT)

**👁️ 15 **

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FixupX · Apr 29, 2026, 7:48 PM

yeah I think UEFA hates us

similar foul (push from behind)

one wasn't called

but the one today was

nice consistency