sports

[willow bone]

I pinged you twice so stfu

[tardy solstice]

You should

He's betting on the losing team anyway

Rahane macrohard my gota gone

[willow bone]

😂😂

[willow bone]

What happened to pathirana?

Didn't you say he was playing today

[tardy solstice]

Arrived today
Our management couldn't ship him in the last 4 days

This kkr team should be investigated

[willow bone]

Your management is so shit.

Literally everyone is trying youngsters except kkr

Management is not bold enough to even try

[tardy solstice]

Exactly bro

[willow bone]

How would they know without trying

[tardy solstice]

They think they're at the top of the table

No changes nothing

Play rachin atp

[willow bone]

They might be thinking "we already lost 4 games, if we lose more we can't qualify so we can't add youngster anymore and test"

[tardy solstice]

Another

[willow bone]

Reviewed

[tardy solstice]

Looked out

To the naked eye

[tardy solstice]

We literally have good youngsters too

[willow bone]

What kind of naked eye you have bro

[fathom tree]

Not out

[tardy solstice]

Tejasvi dahiya

[tardy solstice]

It was close bro😭

Should be given wide mo

[willow bone]

Yeah keep them in dug out and take the losses

[tardy solstice]

Some good fast bowlers

[tardy solstice]

Atp this team should be banned

What is this idiot green doing

[willow bone]

No amount of bandages will work now

Kkr need a surgery

My 200 points 😭

[tardy solstice]

Rebirth*

[willow bone]

You can keep some players

Like raghuvanshi

How old is narine now?

[tardy solstice]

36

Can still give 2 seasons ig

[willow bone]

Okay he will be 38 by mega auction, do you need him?

[willow bone]

Can overseas player come under uncapped quota?

[tardy solstice]

Depends on next year's performance
He could just be only of our only 4 players who deserve a retention

[fathom tree]

These people can’t play outside off bowls for shit

[tardy solstice]

No
I was checking

[willow bone]

Can't give 8cr to narine for just 1 season. Can be invested somewhere else

No hard feelings

[tardy solstice]

Thats why I said let's wait for another year

You can't go in with 0 good retentions

[willow bone]

😂😂

[willow bone]

Punjab did and look at them

[tardy solstice]

Except harshit rana who do you think is even deserving of a retention

[tardy solstice]

They had 2
And brought back 3

[willow bone]

Harshit rana can be retained

[tardy solstice]

Shashank Singh prabhsimran were retained

Arshdeep brought back

Harpreet brought back

[willow bone]

Yeah, but they only retained whats necessary. Kkr should do the same. Look for a long future not just next season

[tardy solstice]

And someone else idr

[tardy solstice]

That's the point tho
No one deserves to be retained in the current squad

To some extent Raghuvanshi ig

[willow bone]

Brought back is fine, because they can either be bought for lesser price or they can check options and then buy based on how it goes

[tardy solstice]

Tru

This management is scared of rtm

After 2018 trauma

[willow bone]

If you want someone then release and try to buy for lesser price

Don't invest 8cr or 12 cr just because they can perform 1 season

Look for 3 seasons

[willow bone]

😂

Now there is new rule for rtm

[sand flame]

I was sleepy

[willow bone]

Then sit out today

[sand flame]

Ok bro I hope you lose today

[willow bone]

Already lost

😂

And i saved you from the loss

[tardy solstice]

Tru

[willow bone]

Buy back narine for 4cr

I think he should be fine with 4 cr considering how much they invested in him in past

[fathom tree]

Wtf Prasidh

[willow bone]

Prasidh thinks he has aggression 😭

[fathom tree]

😭😭😭

Good one Powell

[tardy solstice]

He'll probably go for higher prices
He's most likely retiring and joining as coach

[tardy solstice]

Which makes things worse

[willow bone]

He is 38, I don't think anyone will go for more than 4cr

[tardy solstice]

38 now?

Retiring then

[willow bone]

When mega auction

[tardy solstice]

Oh

[willow bone]

He might go for more in mini auction because less choices

[tardy solstice]

He'll turn 38 in September this year

[willow bone]

But in mega auction, more choices will be available so

[tardy solstice]

So not playing 2028

[willow bone]

So 39 😭

[willow bone]

Yeah

[tardy solstice]

@willow bone what did i say about powell lol

He's the only batsman performing

Can't drop him

[willow bone]

I was gonna say "how is he 11(12) after hitting a six" but he scored another six so I didn't send

Siraj 3 overs 16/1 😭

[tardy solstice]

In big 2026

Can I be baptized as an rcb fan

[willow bone]

They will suffer during mega auction

They cannot retain all

I think they are paying 4cr for tim david now?

Maybe more under purse but

That was out tbh

Looked out

Dumb gill

[fathom tree]

Easy out

[willow bone]

How tf did he not review

🤦🏽‍♂️

[tardy solstice]

Kohli may retire

[willow bone]

Yeah he will disappear after 2027 odi world cup mostly

Oh there is a bat

[fathom tree]

Nvm there was an edge

[willow bone]

😂

[fathom tree]

Yup

[willow bone]

Gill is still dumb though, I don't think he knows there is a bat

He thought it misses stumps

[fathom tree]

Prasidh lost interest quickly tho

[willow bone]

🤔

[tardy solstice]

He doesn't want these batsman to get out

Don't underestimate the indian captain

[ripe yacht]

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FixupX · Apr 17, 2026, 12:35 PM

They’re actually so corrupt lol, how was an accidental hair pull violent conduct

[willow bone]

Green is getting a move on

[tardy solstice]

He missed a fucking free hit

[willow bone]

Omnious signs for gt

[willow bone]

😂

See

[fathom tree]

There is his move on

A lucky ass boundary

[tardy solstice]

I think this could be a watershed moment for him

This match as a whole

[willow bone]

Vedant turned into pessimist

[tardy solstice]

Our only batsman gone

[willow bone]

Green is still at the crease

[tardy solstice]

He's a no rounder
Can't bat can't bowl

Same with ramandeep

[willow bone]

I used to shit on green and you used to support him, how tables have turned

[fathom tree]

Green dot balls💔

[willow bone]

Impact outside

Noob review

[tardy solstice]

Chawla saying why didn't you send rinku

He thinks rinku is micheal Bevan

[willow bone]

Green is making you eat your words

Congrats

You got another batsmen

[tardy solstice]

Anukul roy could be our jadeja

But Rahane goated like that

[tardy solstice]

Watershed moment as i said

Now survive till last over

[willow bone]

Watershed?

[tardy solstice]

It's like Luffy unlocking gear 5

Changes the entire scenario as a whole

I'm assuming yk gear 5

[willow bone]

🙄

[tardy solstice]

[willow bone]

He unlocked aura

[tardy solstice]

He's back

[willow bone]

You are not allowed to say that

You are shitting on him few mins ago

[tardy solstice]

I was merely memeing my lord

https://tenor.com/view/objection-the-verdict-paul-newman-defense-attorney-frank-galvin-gif-18413121558945607996

[willow bone]

Kkr back to almost 10 rpo

Crazy

[tardy solstice]

Now sack Rahane arora and nayar

Make some random a captain

Give chances to youngsters

BACKKKKKKK

[willow bone]

Bro is riding the luck

[tardy solstice]

Ew

What was that

Sundar

My goat

[willow bone]

Bro

What luck

[tardy solstice]

Can't bowl can't bat can't field

[willow bone]

Green century incoming?

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/i/status/2045127648888680616

Ben Jacobs (@JacobsBen)

🚨 Exclusive: Bournemouth are close to appointing Marco Rose as their new manager.

The Cherries quickly identified Rose as their preferred choice after Andoni Iraola told them he was leaving at the end of the season.

Barring any late hitches, a formal agreement is expected

X · Apr 17, 2026, 1:10 PM

Wtf this moved so fast

[tardy solstice]

No comment

[willow bone]

Century for sure, trust

Bro bowled full toss and got shocked it went to 4

[fathom tree]

Who said what about Green now?

[tardy solstice]

Good stage for rinku

If he doesn't perform drop

[fathom tree]

The ground where he hit 5 sixes in the last over

[sweet tree]

seems like a good option

going from leipzig to bournemouth is interesting

[hasty basin]

They did kick him out

Best option available imo

He plays same system as Iraola too

[tardy solstice]

This fucker

Should go back to being poor

[fathom tree]

😭✌️

[willow bone]

Oh rinku

[fathom tree]

Ggs for Rinku

[tardy solstice]

Drop this idiot

[fathom tree]

Oh I didn’t see the dropped catch

That’s why Green is still here

[pale nacelle]

😭😭😭

[willow bone]

Earlier commentators were complaining that rinku is not in the crease yet, saying he has 7 first class hundreds and he can play big innings and not just a finisher role

[tardy solstice]

Virgin jaiswal
Chapri pant
Gareeb rinku

Best trio

[fathom tree]

💔

What did Jaiswal do now

[willow bone]

[tardy solstice]

He was better in 2023

[willow bone]

He hates jaiswal

[tardy solstice]

Nah

[late steeple]

when was the last time rinku shined while batting

[willow bone]

2023, that 5 sixes in last over

[tardy solstice]

2024 ind vs afg literally

That partnership with rohit

[fathom tree]

That was when his career took off

Else no one would give a shit about him

[tardy solstice]

2022 against lsg

He hit 41 off 12 balls

Almost won it

[placid latch]

pay rinku 20 crorees

[fathom tree]

I mean he was only called up after that 5 sixes

[tardy solstice]

Green not getting strike

[pale nacelle]

😔

[tardy solstice]

He was decent for india ig

[fathom tree]

Meh

[willow bone]

Ramandeep took last ball single 😂

[placid latch]

kkr team doing whatever they need to lose

[tardy solstice]

Fr

[placid latch]

wait they might just start the winning streak tho

gt might not be able to chase

[fathom tree]

If that really does happen

[willow bone]

Damn

Kkr got another batsmen ramandeep

[tardy solstice]

Ramandeep listening to my words

[fathom tree]

Ramandeep is cooking

[tardy solstice]

I should start praising washi

[placid latch]

220 or lose bro

[tardy solstice]

I said the same for him

[willow bone]

Gt doesn't have that much, 200 is enough

[placid latch]

still 220

[tardy solstice]

Washi is a proper all rounder
Bats at 3 in test
Opens the bowling in t20is

[willow bone]

200 enough

[tardy solstice]

Fields well

What else do we need

[slow violet]

this is ASS 😭

[tardy solstice]

Did his joh

[placid latch]

being able to bowl well for 20 overs

[tardy solstice]

Job

[fathom tree]

Nah

Ramandeep

[tardy solstice]

?

[final plaza]

@tardy solstice how ya feeling

[tardy solstice]

I'm talking about washi

[fathom tree]

You fucking jinxed it

[placid latch]

yall's bowling is peak

[tardy solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/were-back-its-over-gif-24400541

[late steeple]

siraj official

[tardy solstice]

😔

[placid latch]

narine

[willow bone]

Siraj got another wicket?

[fathom tree]

He took the catch

[willow bone]

Give strike to green for fucks sake

[tardy solstice]

They have to play 20 overs

Otherwise losing

[placid latch]

fo sho

last pair

[fathom tree]

I feel like Narine is going this over itself

[pale nacelle]

😭😭

[fathom tree]

Yup almost

[placid latch]

anti jinx

[willow bone]

He will score this match

[fathom tree]

He just moves back and clears his front foot

[placid latch]

old man btw

[tardy solstice]

No

[fathom tree]

I swear to god he takes single last ball

[tardy solstice]

Narine can't bat

Apart from opening

[willow bone]

😂😂

[fathom tree]

Good

[placid latch]

pp batter

[fathom tree]

Even the commentator said it

😭😭

[tardy solstice]

Green taking stance again

[willow bone]

How can kkr batsmens be this dumb sometimes

[late steeple]

all kkr needs is varun batting that's what's missing

[fathom tree]

Bruh

[tardy solstice]

Bro didn't bat for like 10 mins

[late steeple]

lmao that reminded me of usman tariq batting

[fathom tree]

Siraj the goated death bowler

[placid latch]

csp

[tardy solstice]

Narine back

[placid latch]

cap*

[fathom tree]

Swing and a miss

[tardy solstice]

He's being sarcastic lol

[placid latch]

ik

[tardy solstice]

Why tf

Did he dodge that ball

[fathom tree]

Bruh😭😭😭

This is funny

[late steeple]

it's like scratching a chalkboard with a fork seeing these precious balls go to waste

[tardy solstice]

Kkr back to being shit

[fathom tree]

Yes

[tardy solstice]

180

[fathom tree]

I knew it

[tardy solstice]

At max

[late steeple]

phillips ofc

[pale nacelle]

Fr 😭😭

[fathom tree]

https://tenor.com/view/usopp-one-piece-gif-196694492681551845

[tardy solstice]

Mohammad Siraj official id

[fathom tree]

I wasn’t lying✌️

But Narine would absolutely destroy Siraj in powerplay

[tardy solstice]

Wtf is this shit

Now he'll take single

Idiot

[late steeple]

they be spamming the fahhh sound effect lately

[fathom tree]

They’re seriously playing the Fah sound effect

[fathom tree]

💔

Holy Tyagi

[tardy solstice]

Got faahes

[fathom tree]

😭😭😭

[tardy solstice]

Faahed

[fathom tree]

Green please don’t take a single

[tardy solstice]

When even tyagi can smash you

[tardy solstice]

Hell nah

😭 😭

[fathom tree]

Bro

This is rage bait

[pale nacelle]

He doesnt want his century

[tardy solstice]

They all want to lose

Last wicket

[fathom tree]

What the fuck

Hell nah

[tardy solstice]

It's fine

Green should play all the balls

Should've ran tho

[pale nacelle]

🙏🙏

[tardy solstice]

My gota vaibhav

[fathom tree]

Tyagi was checking if the ball is fine

[fathom tree]

🔥

[tardy solstice]

He's playing faster than suryavanshi

[fathom tree]

Do whatever you want with that information ahh

[tardy solstice]

I meant vaibhav arora

Not green

[fathom tree]

Ik

38 matches 10 runs

[tardy solstice]

Bro good bowling

[fathom tree]

He won purple cap last year, right?

[tardy solstice]

Just run ffs

Prasidh turned into bumrah

[tardy solstice]

Yes

[fathom tree]

They care more about the ball’s well being than runs rn

[tardy solstice]

Go hammer and tongs

[fathom tree]

Spinner last over

[tardy solstice]

Bro😭 😭

[late steeple]

why the fuck is he trying that shot last over

[tardy solstice]

Over

[fathom tree]

💔

[tardy solstice]

Not a 2

He said fuck me😭

[late steeple]

lmfao

[willow bone]

What is happening

[tardy solstice]

Rahane shameless man

[fathom tree]

Fuh this whole ass team💔

[tardy solstice]

Laughing

[tardy solstice]

Genuine idiots

[fathom tree]

He was laughing at like the third over

[tardy solstice]

Match fixers

[fathom tree]

Vaibhav got more runs than Narine this match

[tardy solstice]

Successfully destroyed kkr😂 😂 hehe

Finally

[fathom tree]

😭😭

4 byes

Might be the game changer for KkR

[tardy solstice]

We were here

[fathom tree]

Wicket

[late steeple]

cherry on top

green out

[pale nacelle]

😭😭

[willow bone]

Green was 75 at 15 over mark

[fathom tree]

Ended at 79

[willow bone]

Now he got out last ball at 79

[fathom tree]

That is fuxked

It’s all up to Vaibhav’s first over

[tardy solstice]

They scored 60 in 10 over in the most scoring phases😭 😭

[fathom tree]

Seriously tho he can pick out Gill

[tardy solstice]

Yea whether he gives 10 or 20

[willow bone]

If gt loses 2 out of the top 3 batsmen

Kkr will win

[fathom tree]

Vaibhav against Buttler might be the play

[willow bone]

Vaibhav needs to step up and take leadership of this bowling unit

[tardy solstice]

You dk if gt is hiding a mukul Chowdhury

[fathom tree]

When the captain isn’t captaining anymore tf are the bowlers gonna do

[tardy solstice]

He works in Rahanes pr don't say that

[fathom tree]

Rahane’s agents

[willow bone]

[willow bone]

Nobody has as much pr as your boy rohit.

Nobody is talking about shreyas iyer catch.

They all talking about rohit reaction to that catch

[late steeple]

"im a best fielder you know that" 😭 this guy man

[pale nacelle]

Everybody was talking about the catch

Rohits reaction was only mentioned once 😭

[willow bone]

Sure sure

[late steeple]

shreyas iyer catch is all over my reels

and I've seen more edits of surya's reaction

[willow bone]

See

[pale nacelle]

It was shown many times but the commentators didnt mention it

[willow bone]

Even my insta is filled with rohit and surya reactions

More than the catch

[willow bone]

the commentators didn't mention it

Brother it was ravi Shastri who specifically mentioned and asked for a replay to show rohit reaction 😭

[tardy solstice]

Dhoni*

[pale nacelle]

I wasnt seeing english commentary

[willow bone]

Punjabi?

[tardy solstice]

Yes

[pale nacelle]

No 😭

[willow bone]

Ewww

[late steeple]

is thala back next match

[willow bone]

You are watching hindi?

[pale nacelle]

Yes

[tardy solstice]

Dhoni has to be the most overrated batsman in all of indian cricket

[willow bone]

He went to hyderabad for tommorrows match

[tardy solstice]

Good wicket keeper
Great captain
Decent batsman
That's it

[willow bone]

His field placements and suggestions to bowlers is great

[fathom tree]

He ain’t playing

[willow bone]

He sometimes makes ordinary bowlers get wickets

[willow bone]

Lets see

[pale nacelle]

Shouldn't play even if he's fit

[fathom tree]

Him and that junior Malinga were good

[pale nacelle]

Better for csk

[willow bone]

Why do you not want an uncapped player to play?

[tardy solstice]

Youngster*

[pale nacelle]

Who would you remove

[pale nacelle]

@willow bone

[willow bone]

Ruturaj

[pale nacelle]

😑

[late steeple]

gaikwad is shitting

[fathom tree]

Better than 2016 Kohli

Vaibhav Auraora🥶

[pale nacelle]

Saul who did you bet on??

[fathom tree]

KKR

[tardy solstice]

@willow bone send todays bets

[willow bone]

Only goro didn't trust kkr

[tardy solstice]

Damn

[late steeple]

have there ever been bangladeshi players in ipl

[willow bone]

Yes

Always

[fathom tree]

Shakib
Mustafizur

[late steeple]

I see

[fathom tree]

KKR bought Mustafizur in the auction but BCCI urged them to remove him

[willow bone]

Urged?

They ordered

[fathom tree]

Yea my bad

[tardy solstice]

Same thing

[late steeple]

wow

[late steeple]

now why tf they do that

[fathom tree]

After a certain incident

Not sure if I can tell it over here

[late steeple]

ill do my research no worries

[fathom tree]

Aight

Anukul Roy😭

[tardy solstice]

Politics

[desert palm]

Any Chelsea fans?

Just because Jose Feliciano owner of Chelsea F.C just Bought the Padres

FOR 3.9 BILLION

[tardy solstice]

Hell nah even gill is smashing

[desert palm]

@robust grotto THAT BEATS STEVE COHEN’s METS DEAL BY 1.5 BILLION DOLLARS

[willow bone]

My 200 points 😭

Yayyy

[hasty basin]

Drizzy and Juba

[willow bone]

Old man narine took a wicket

[fathom tree]

Good

[desert palm]

@proud coyote you ain’t gonna like this

[robust grotto]

Hope they suck like we do 😂😂

[desert palm]

@amber grove I guess this wouldn’t hurt as much for you since different division

[desert palm]

Really hot start Rn

[proud coyote]

hopefully they ruin the padres like they ruined us

[desert palm]

Wait

Mark Walter has a minority stake in Chelsea?!?

That’s even funnier now lol

[robust grotto]

Rip

Selfishly, we are the worst team in baseball so I’m hoping for some company lol

[desert palm]

https://vxtwitter.com/angels/status/2045169256971870685?s=46

also in other news, extremely tragic.

May he rest in peace.

Los Angeles Angels (@Angels)

We are deeply saddened to announce the passing of Angels Hall of Famer Garret Anderson.

Garret will forever hold a special place in the hearts of Angels fans for his professionalism, class, and loyalty throughout his career and beyond.

We extend our heartfelt condolences to the entire Anderson family.

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 17, 2026, 3:55 PM

[proud coyote]

yes but the main guy there is boehly

[proud coyote]

damn I always thought this guy was a badass

[robust grotto]

Fuck

[desert palm]

Legit ball player some great seasons

Man so young

[willow bone]

I shouldn't have trusted in kkr

[fathom tree]

WE shouldn’t have trusted KKR 🙏

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/i/status/2045131368611340727

Sidemen (@Sidemen)

Fancy seeing you here 👀

Welcome to the training day!

X · Apr 17, 2026, 1:24 PM

Wtf

[sweet tree]

goats

[sweet tree]

oh there's a charity game tomorrow lol

wrestlemania weekend as well

[autumn pine]

what's flagg doing at the sidemen charity game? 😭

[willow bone]

Ngl, if kkr can get gill, they can win

[pale nacelle]

Hm

[fathom tree]

They have Glenn Philips yet to come

[hasty basin]

I guess hes the mystery player not sure

But like 😭

[dense blade]

life when your team doesn't make the playoffs 🥀

[rustic ore]

https://fixupx.com/yahoosports/status/2045132449944895639?s=46 @fleet orbit @sacred kite @tender hornet @smoky fable @dim kettle

Plain, stupid greed

[fleet orbit]

the post didn’t work but is it about alshon ?

[rustic ore]

Yeah said he’s facing up to 5 years in jail for fraud

[fleet orbit]

talented player who was always a locker room issue

[dim kettle]

Always the WRs

[tender hornet]

Wait what's this?

[fleet orbit]

honestly seems that way

[fleet orbit]

former bear and eagle WR alshon jeffrey is facing 5 years of jail for insurance fraud

[tender hornet]

Oof alshon Jeffries?

[tender hornet]

Oh damn

[rustic ore]

Did it finally post?

[tender hornet]

Idk how to react to that lmao such a non athlete crime to commit 😭

[tender hornet]

Nah still says fixupX and that the post doesn't exist

Crazy that people make millions and millions and still need to commit crimes smh

[rustic ore]

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/17/alshon-jeffery-arrested/

Greed

Plain and simple

Sickening

[willow bone]

Where is this gill when he played for india

[fleet orbit]

especially bothers me cuz most people here are probably like me and just trying to get by

bro is rich as fuck and he still does this

[fathom tree]

Idk

In IPL he’s always contending for the orange cap

[willow bone]

Sucker

Wtf

I swiped wicket and it changed to sucker

[tardy solstice]

Ffs why is green not bowling

...

Vaibhav still bowling

[willow bone]

Gill out

[tardy solstice]

Can we dream

[willow bone]

Don't

One spin over left?

[desert palm]

@fleet orbit https://x.com/taylor_mcgregor/status/2045172472467587188?s=46

Taylor McGregor (@Taylor_McGregor)

#Cubs Cade Horton had surgery yesterday and needed the full Tommy John. 15-16 month recovery.

X · Apr 17, 2026, 4:08 PM

Sorry man

[fleet orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-video-game-nerd-avgn-mad-gif-16392789

so in other words he’ll miss some of next year too?

im tired of seeing bright young chicago players getting injured it sucks

[trim timber]

Dang, that's rough

[willow bone]

Kkr letting phillips finish the game 😭

[tardy solstice]

Didn't even give an over to green

While shreyas gets wickets from Shashank Singh

[dim ledge]

@robust grotto @hasty basin

[fleet orbit]

i feel good about the way shota has been pitching at least

[fathom tree]

Ramandeep acting like he’s bowling the first over💔

[robust grotto]

This guy

[hollow wind]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/2045190996686680171?s=46

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Source: Will Anderson is signing a three-year $150 million extension that makes him the highest paid non-quarterback in NFL history. The deal includes $134 million guaranteed.

X · Apr 17, 2026, 5:21 PM

Sheeeeee

[simple seal]

Formula 1 really got to goofy levels in 1968 lmao

[willow bone]

@tardy solstice kkr winning

[fathom tree]

Yo wait

What is this

[willow bone]

Ramandeep bowling

[fathom tree]

Holy

[rustic ore]

First 50 a year (in new money) pass rusher

GG to him

[fathom tree]

I take this shit back vro💔

[hollow wind]

I want to say deserved but idek what that means anymore

Just the going rate

He’s very good tho!

[willow bone]

Super over incoming

[fathom tree]

Shahrukh khan

Nah Ig he’s gonna finish

[rustic ore]

His extension doesn’t even come into effect for another 2 years so they can spread it out

Good deal

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/2045194268503843253?s=46&t=p7cGuHvykKWdHLCLT_54_A @smoky fable

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

Sources: #AZCardinals QB Jacoby Brissett is not attending Phase 1 of the offseason program and is asking for an extension that pays him as the starter.

Brissett, set to make $9.06M in ‘26, has only $1.5M in guaranteed money and wants security. AZ appears willing to address it.

X · Apr 17, 2026, 5:34 PM

Bruh

[tardy solstice]

Let's see

[fathom tree]

Tewatia has to go over cover

Please two dot balls

✌️

[willow bone]

Nvm

Gg

[rustic ore]

His ass saw how much Willis got from Miami and got jelly

[fathom tree]

Bruh

I’ve lost 3 bets

2 of them cause of KKR

😭

[willow bone]

I should have changed after daksh choosing kkr

[tardy solstice]

I lost only 2 points😂

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😭 😭 😭 😭

[fathom tree]

I lost 150

And 250 against CSK

[desert palm]

A good portion yes

Maybe a middle late summer return in 2027 (if there is a season)

[willow bone]

So did kkr 😭

[desert palm]

@fleet orbit ummmmmm……………

https://x.com/cubs/status/2045197222166270126?s=46

Chicago Cubs (@Cubs)

Today’s roster moves presented by @NuveenInv:

X · Apr 17, 2026, 5:46 PM

[fleet orbit]

very dissapointing for sure he has been very promising for the cubbies

[tardy solstice]

😂 😂 😂 😂 shut up😂 😂

😭 😭

[willow bone]

[fleet orbit]

today is a rare remote day so i hope the cubs make mets fans a little more unhappy today

[desert palm]

Injuries continue……

[fleet orbit]

pitching is definitely my concern with the cubs and injuries don’t help

the hitting and fielding i think will be solid this year

[robust grotto]

https://x.com/adamcrafton_/status/2045185800824824176?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Adam Crafton (@AdamCrafton_)

BREAKING

NJ Transit confirm @TheAthleticFC report of $150 round-trip rail tickets to World Cup at MetLife Stadium.

Alternative bus service is $80 (!) per passenger.

Locals in area to be asked to work from home if possible to help flow of stations.

https://t.co/sqQEgu5lL9

X · Apr 17, 2026, 5:01 PM

@dim ledge

[proud coyote]

this is why nobody was offering us a 2nd for Mac

his contract is a lie

they wouldnt be getting a starter on 4m, he'd want more

[robust grotto]

“Locals in area will be asked to work for home” lol

That area is mainly blue collar and can’t exactly work from home …

[rustic ore]

WC is gonna be an actual nightmare

Feel for y’all who live up there

[robust grotto]

I’m starting to understand why Chicago said - no thanks

[hasty basin]

I saw this bro 😭 😭

He can't be real man

[proud coyote]

im concerned about ambulances

it's going to be absurd

streets are already small enough there

[fleet orbit]

yeah im glad chicago said no and i feel for whoever resides in said area

150 round trip is ridiculous

[robust grotto]

Big time, literally everything. There’s sooooo much trucking and disposal companies up in that area too

I’m worried about an attack happening, especially with people being funneled to only take NJ transit to the game

And if it’s not that.. People will 100% be hospitalized due to heat strokes

[proud coyote]

yeah it's gonna be hooooot this summer

[fleet orbit]

and there’s danger of overcrowding on the public transit

[desert palm]

https://x.com/aleenawateronly/status/2045001820041584724?s=46

lol

I love Tomodachi Life for this type of Wackyness.

Imagine the convo.

Harper: So, how about waiving your 10-5 right and come to Philly?

Marte: Nah Bro lol

arenadomo daughter (@aleenawateronly)

Ketel took Bryce Harper out to dinner 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

X · Apr 17, 2026, 4:50 AM

[robust grotto]

You’ll be walking in the MetLife parking lot for miles before you have to wait outside at a station with thousands of people waiting to get on

[proud coyote]

waiting for the vrabel russini tomodachi life

also the subways, god

i cant imagine man

they're gonna crowd the G train lmao

[robust grotto]

They should have water stations and medical tents throughout the parking lot on the way to the station but they won’t bc who’s paying for it

[hasty basin]

https://archive.is/20260417172217/https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/04/17/tottenham-may-have-broken-rules-marcos-senesi/

Idiots

[fleet orbit]

it’s unethical to me the way the entertainment business handles water in general

[hasty basin]

They haven't had enough

[fleet orbit]

you aren’t paying for water you are paying for the container

[robust grotto]

People don’t understand our humidity here …

[fleet orbit]

it’s not new jersey or new york but i have experienced maryland and dc humidity and it’s not fun

and the world cup song by jelly roll is HORRENDOUS

[dense blade]

this to me feels like damage control for spurs fans lol

i would be very surprised if he ends up there even if they avoid relegation

[hasty basin]

Speaking to Senesi, who is out of contract at the end of the season, or his representatives would constitute a breach of Premier League regulations unless a Premier League club had the written consent of Bournemouth.

Thought about this 😭

So weird man

But meh they're still a big 6 club I'm sure they can squeeze out of it

[dense blade]

Also "It is unclear whether or not that permission has been granted to Spurs or any other club, but Telegraph Sport understands that Bournemouth are not expected to raise a complaint as they are resigned to Senesi leaving. That could spare Tottenham any action from the Premier League."

[robust grotto]

I love NJ but this is going to expose us so hard and the fact our governor is having a pp measuring contest with NYC on who’s going to get most revenue is so on brand

[hasty basin]

Which is stupid 😭

[dense blade]

so theyre saved for now but its just so classless lol

[hasty basin]

The club shouldn't do this at all

That's still your player

[robust grotto]

it’s not “how can we make sure fans have a good time while also making sure our residents can go about their daily lives as normally as possible”

It’s about “how can we make more money than NYC”

[amber grove]

What?

[desert palm]

One of the primary Chelsea Owners bought the Padres

3.9 Billion Dollars……. 🤯

[amber grove]

Prayers for Padres fans

They suck

Maybe they'll at least fire AJ Preller

[dense blade]

@ripe yacht

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrPcgkzY0nc

[amber grove]

They saying the PI who exposed Vrabel with those photos was hired by Diana's husband 😭 this shit just getting deeper and deeper @slow violet

Also she has a vote for awards and voted Drake Maye for MVP and Vrabel for coach of the year not that those 2 didnt deserve votes but with all this it makes it a lil sus

[dim ledge]

We're already at record breaking heat in spring

[rustic ore]

Wait I thought her husband hired the PI, not that he was the PI

[amber grove]

Thats what I meant 😭

Also fuck USA Today for firing that reporter the only one who's had the balls to call her out

https://x.com/i/status/2044910981298401723

TMZ (@TMZ)

🚨 NFL reporter Crissy Froyd fired after celebrating Dianna Russini's resignation https://t.co/7VIYjfct85

X · Apr 16, 2026, 10:49 PM

[trim timber]

she'll probably land at another studio or station. They love throwing attractive women wherever they can on the broadcasts

[robust grotto]

the $150 train ticket will not include the cost for parking at the station, which I could’ve told you already lol but nice to see it be confirmed

[slow violet]

Guys Icl I thought Mcvay hired the PI so he can get a story to distract people from Puka 😭

[fleet orbit]

MOISES

i like moises he’s been playing well , cubs up 4-0
early

like this guys hits smoke off the bat

[robust grotto]

Game over then. We’ll try again tmw

[fleet orbit]

now 6-3 cubs holy fuck the wind and warm weather means hit after hit after hit

[smoky fable]

@rustic ore Ruke Orhororo traded

Remember the draft night then that you mentioned you knew who he is

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2045214191716356192

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Sources: the Falcons are trading DT Ruke Orhorhoro to the Jaguars in exchange for DT Maason Smith.

X · Apr 17, 2026, 6:53 PM

@amber grove

How was he as a player

This is what Jax fans had to say about Maason

https://x.com/E_Dilla/status/2045218443733971124

Dilla (@E_Dilla)

Maason Smith was horrendous. At worst we break even.

X · Apr 17, 2026, 7:10 PM

[ripe yacht]

Not available in Canada 🙃

[dense blade]

Oh..

Maybe vpn it

it's probably geo blocked in some countries that bought the rights to it

[novel slate]

Knicks about to make 6 figures per home game

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/i/status/2045167663320588436 @proud coyote @dim ledge @plush jungle

Logan B. Robinson (@LogansTwitty)

Mike Evans is making a big jersey number change after his exit from the Bucs to the 49ers.

Evans has confirmed that he’ll officially be leaving the No. 13 number to No. 5.

(via @RealOnesGFS)

X · Apr 17, 2026, 3:49 PM

Easy jersey to pick up if you’re looking for a player who is easy to root for and is a lock for the HOF

[slow violet]

hes only going to be there max 1 year

[robust grotto]

@fleet orbit I’m sure you know but this will be our 9th straight loss

[fleet orbit]

so i’ve heard

dodger stadium seems like a bitch to play in , it seems very pitcher friendly

[robust grotto]

Yeah but we’re just ass to be real

[dim kettle]

I think the Mets need to pull a Rangers and write a letter.

[fleet orbit]

how’s about the mets get swept in wrigley and than they go on a winning streak?

all jokes aside the cubs been hitting the ball well this week

[robust grotto]

Cohen writes a letter once a week

[amber grove]

Fucking terrible trade by us

My confidence in this regime has collapsed this offseason stupid decision after stupid decision

Ruke is a good force when healthy he has show a decent amount of sparks in his first 2 years when healthy that's what Jags fans can expect

[dim kettle]

Soon it will be every day.

[smoky fable]

Ian Cunningham just got the job

Damn

Looked like he’s purging Terry’s moves

[smoky fable]

Saw he was likely starter and wanted more guaranteed money than Minshew

But trying to get much more than that

Meh

[dense blade]

Man United vs Man City for the Fa youth cup final!

An extra time winner from chido obi to win it 2-1

@ripe yacht

[robust grotto]

9️⃣

https://x.com/premierleague/status/2045244537652535446?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Premier League (@premierleague)

Congratulations, @Coventry_City!

Welcome back to the Premier League 👏

X · Apr 17, 2026, 8:54 PM

[noble fractal]

damn

so they are mathematically through

[robust grotto]

Yes

[robust grotto]

The Europeans think they can walk to MetLife lmfao

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/lalimesmartian/status/2045266858605986086?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Martian (@LalimesMartian)

Jesus fucking christ. Fuck our lives. Somebody tell me this isn’t real.

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 17, 2026, 10:23 PM

[novel slate]

Fuck the hornets, but Magic are ass.

it’s over

[robust grotto]

Send Ottawa to the moon

[sacred kite]

Send Taijuan Walker to jail

[robust grotto]

True

[sacred kite]

6-0 bottom of the second and I need no other info to determine who’s starting

[robust grotto]

It could always be worse my guy

[sacred kite]

Yeah it could ngl

[robust grotto]

Could be on a nine game losing streak

If the Mets win their next 10 games, they’d still be in last place

[sacred kite]

Yeah Mets aren’t looking hot but hey get all the bad juju out of the way now

[robust grotto]

True sports are funny like that

[sacred kite]

Phils I feel like I’ve seen this movie before

They ain’t changing

[fleet orbit]

is it fair to presume the division favorite might be atlanta

you know whose been playing good baseball lately ? the tigers

[novel slate]

Yo

Hornets

😂

[fleet orbit]

charlotte is getting destroyed

[hasty basin]

Lmao wtf

[weak gull]

Kinda crazy with how unmotivated the magic have played this past month

[novel slate]

Kon not roty

Been ass for a month

@amber grove why JJ lowkey look like Ben from rdcworld

[plush jungle]

Hornets what are you doing

[novel slate]

https://tenor.com/view/bye-shibuyah-spongebob-slug-hi-shib-gif-10597741059682097039

Hornets

[plush jungle]

Going out sad

[slow violet]

It's joever

[weak gull]

These boys frustrated as hell lol

Bridges is such a POS

[novel slate]

Bane ate that shit

No reaction

JUSTICE4BAM

[fleet orbit]

charlotte has guys who seem likeable and than they have bridges

[novel slate]

And lamelo

[sonic aurora]

hornet are so ass

lamelo has to carry second half

[fleet orbit]

and brandon miller

[novel slate]

What Miller do

[fleet orbit]

i will say with brandon miller it’s shady he left a gun in his teammates car that his teammate killed someone with

[light badger]

kon also has questionable views

[fleet orbit]

does he ?

[smoky fable]

Miles Bridges throwing a punch???? Man didn’t seem like the type

Game going so bad it reminded me of this

[novel slate]

Yikers!

[smoky fable]

https://tenor.com/view/chris-paul-hits-a-huge-three-to-cut-the-lead-down-to-42-huge-3-suns-mavs-gif-2673847845192831934

[fleet orbit]

he claimed he didn’t realize his teammate was gonna do that but i’m not sure i buy that

[light badger]

hes like a huge right wing guy i think

[novel slate]

Bam like a Buddha

[fleet orbit]

which is , to say the least , not me

[light badger]

its so crazy they didnt call that man

[fleet orbit]

i will say as for the fans
who are excited about the hornets , and wanted to hype them up, well of course they did , it’s been a lot of tough seasons for them

[novel slate]

Never believed the hype

Saw Kon going ass mode and it was over for me

[weak gull]

Pistons were gonna beat they ass anyways

[light badger]

yea

[novel slate]

Do pistons have bad blood with anyone on the Magic

[weak gull]

Magic are honestly more likely to steal a game - won’t win but I thought Orlando or Miami were both better matchups to take a game or two

[weak gull]

That damn Head coach that looks like a Mii

[novel slate]

He looks like Frozone

[weak gull]

We dislike the magic in general, even without Cole Anthony

They’re dirty. Just 3 weeks ago Goga pulled some BS vs the hawks and hurt Landale

[novel slate]

Bane a roid head too

Suggs bald and stupid

Black is tuff though

Franz chill

[fleet orbit]

orlando is like detroit but with straight up actually almost nonexistent shooting

detroit isn’t a greAt shooting team but they are at least playoff caliber shooting

[novel slate]

Bane really the sniper of the team

Alone out there

[novel slate]

They’re between good and great imo

[simple seal]

Hornets

[fleet orbit]

detroit in 5

i’m also gonna say something i might get flak for about detroit that to some extent extends to the spurs

[smoky fable]

Game been over

[fleet orbit]

i think people overrate the fuck out of the concept of earning enough experience to make a run

detroit and spurs being the finals wouldn’t shock me at all

[sweet tree]

😭 😭 😭

[weak gull]

Id also say they just lack the initiator on offense

Paolo or Franz are supposed to be that but Franz is barely healthy and Paolo…lol

And Carter is not the beast of a roller that Duren is

[fleet orbit]

i don’t understand why paolo is so afraid of perimeter shooting

[weak gull]

Just isn’t that good at it - low confidence and not a great bag to create space on the outside

[novel slate]

Fake or real comeback

[fleet orbit]

i do agree he doesn’t have much shot creation to offer either

[weak gull]

Suggs with a lil dirt

[rustic lichen]

Yo the Hornets are getting mollywopped 😭

[sonic aurora]

they lowkey catching up

[novel slate]

Ever EVER so slowly

[novel slate]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

[sonic aurora]

its so over for the hornets

[novel slate]

Suns warriors time

[fleet orbit]

okc i think sweeps either team

[weak gull]

BPodz looking like ass - knew we’d get back to the mean

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/prysock-belt-to-ass-washington-university-of-washington-purple-reign-gif-16082266781905291251

They ain't doing shit this year but they still in

😤

[novel slate]

This playin day a dud

[amber grove]

Draymond telling Scott Foster he will kill him if he calls that again

[smoky fable]

That’s funny

[rustic ore]

But also realistic

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/ahoklollmao-feels-rain-man-monka-peepo-pepe-gif-13919375692304992931

[smoky fable]

Least you can enjoy the win

Before the Pistons win that series

[rustic ore]

Mhm

[amber grove]

I love Walker if that helps

[dim ledge]

Draft around the corner...

[rustic ore]

Can't wait

Hot takes galore gonna fly

[sacred kite]

Genuinely no idea how he’s got a job

[rustic ore]

@trim timber Pitt gonna eat next week

[fleet orbit]

draft night let’s go

[amber grove]

I for one may start a keep Walker in Philly protest if he ever gets sent to AAA

[smoky fable]

We’re almost here

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/ChiSoxFanMike/status/2045348193014087816?s=20

Mike (@ChiSoxFanMike)

MUNETAKA MURAKAMI GRAND SLAM TO DEAD CENTER
︀︀
︀︀OH MY GOD

**🔁 3 ❤️ 14 **

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FixupX · Apr 18, 2026, 3:46 AM

[fleet orbit]

that ball was demolished oh my

on a 3-2 count too? god damn

[amber grove]

Ive been so pleasantly surprised by him very proud that he's killing it

[smoky fable]

Jalen Green game

I can’t believe it

After last year

[hollow wind]

He has power

[dim kettle]

Imagine not having him on your roster

[smoky fable]

This is comedic

@hasty basin time to see the Thunder stomp the suns now

https://fixupx.com/protectedpick/status/2045363980106154103

Mike Vigil (@protectedpick)

Quoting Mike Vigil (@protectedpick)
︀
What the hell Draymond

**💬 1 🔁 2 ❤️ 17 👁️ 610 **

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FixupX · Apr 18, 2026, 4:49 AM

[fallen juniper]

ISTG if portugal bottled this WC

they have fucking best players for every position man

CR7
BRUNO
RAFEL
SILVA
COSTA
NUNO
RUBEN
GONCALO
vitinhia

[wet token]

Portugal has a good chance to go the distance but they ain't winning it bro

[fallen juniper]

fuck nah man their competition is FRANCE nd spain

they are in semis fr fr or even winning

[wet token]

Pretty sure they're on the same side of the bracket as Argentina

[wet token]

I think Spain is overrated

France is mad scary icl

[brittle iris]

Yeah France is crazy this time

[wet token]

I'm praying on their downfall ngl

[wet token]

Their bench is just as stacked 😭

[brittle iris]

yeah lmao

and World Cup Mbappe >> Normal Mbappe

[fallen juniper]

man but we have to accept PORTUGAL have the best midfeilders rn

[sweet tree]

that front 3...

[fallen juniper]

bruno,vitiniha and neves

[sweet tree]

it's a good midfield

[fallen juniper]

oh man the 2022 wc final the best i have ever watched

[wet token]

Facts

[fallen juniper]

FRANCE FRONT 3 AND PORTUGAL MID 3>>>>>>>>>>>

[sweet tree]

I think bruno gets a bit of criticism with portugal but I think he'll do well, coming off a good szn

[fallen juniper]

SPAIN is jsut a 18yo dependent

[wet token]

2022 world cup as a whole was my favourite wc to watch

[fallen juniper]

bruno literally the best rn man IN EPL

[sweet tree]

it's half a Barça core as well, chemistry comes into play

[sweet tree]

yeah

[fallen juniper]

ISTG spain is not winning semis

and final has to be FRANCE vs PORTUGAL

[brittle iris]

Absolutely

it was crazy good

[fallen juniper]

wait i have senn the script before

[brittle iris]

and being a lifelong messi fan

finally getting the WC

[fallen juniper]

GOAT VS FRANCE
GOAT VS FRA-

[fallen juniper]

2014😭

[brittle iris]

lmao

that made me cry

[fallen juniper]

man that messi image haunt me

[brittle iris]

I was seething

and then 2018 against France

[wet token]

Need Brazil to lock in to each the finals

[fallen juniper]

nah no neymar no brazil

brasil fans wanna see neymar too but DON CARLO is someone else

[brittle iris]

also in 2022 at the end Kolo Muani had a chance, I was about to vomit

[wet token]

Carlo said the door isn't shut yet for Ney

[fallen juniper]

dictator mbappe vs dictator ronaldo

wc26 final

[sweet tree]

even if Neymar goes I just don't see him starting, football is more power and intensity these days.

[fallen juniper]

https://giphy.com/gifs/penbappe-penalpe-cr7-dictator-5wSrt6OxwuSX4EfOCM

[sweet tree]

having guys who can press and trackback is like almost needed

[brittle iris]

Brazil aint it this time

its mainly France now

Unless they mess it up

[fallen juniper]

rn the front 3 of portugal
CR7,SILVA and?

[brittle iris]

France should win it

[fallen juniper]

mid 3
defense and GK is sout out tbh

[sweet tree]

france got the best team

[fallen juniper]

we dont know man

[brittle iris]

Dembele and Mbappe is so crazy

Dembele can play both wings as well, his right foot is as good as his left

[fallen juniper]

but the thing is they suck in mid and defense

[sweet tree]

bernardo? I think he plays more midfielder these days lol

[brittle iris]

https://tenor.com/view/dembele-ousmane-ousmane-dembele-dembele-psg-psg-dembele-gif-6014512118039618997

[fallen juniper]

in comparison to other favs

[brittle iris]

defense is fine

idk about midfield tho yeah

[fallen juniper]

bernado silva

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I pray France go up against the most Haram form of anti football the world has ever seen to get knocked out of the world cup 🙏😔

[fallen juniper]

compare it to portugal man! we can see they suck they dont have someone like ZIDANE who can control the game

[sweet tree]

lowkey rooting for someone new to win ngl

[fallen juniper]

PORTUGALLLLLLLL

[sweet tree]

but the 2 teams I root for is Spain and Argentina

[fallen juniper]

i support portugal and after argentina

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This guy just scored a brace against my team 😭

[fallen juniper]

i am not trying to laugh here but they aint winning

[brittle iris]

I wont mind Portugal winning tbh, would be nice if Cristiano also got a WC, I know he wants it so bad

[brittle iris]

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Bro lives for Barcelona 😭😭

[sweet tree]

I dont see Argentina winning, it's hard to go back to back in the WC. Spain have a decent shot they're still the European champs

[fallen juniper]

fr I WANT the goats to be happy and then we have ney😭

[sweet tree]

basically ye

been a Barça fan for 16 years now

[fallen juniper]

remember barca fans trolled him in 2019 cuz he cant score

[wet token]

Corner taken quickly?

[brittle iris]

oh man

Neymar isnt even in the team right?

[wet token]

Ikr

[sweet tree]

https://tenor.com/view/life-of-crime-spongebob-patrick-time-jail-gif-27257898

[fallen juniper]

yes

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Dembele moving like a quicker benzema

[brittle iris]

he was new and I guess it seemed as if he was scared to even make a mistake

but look at him now

[fallen juniper]

i want either france,portugal to win they both deserve it but NOT SPAIN

[sweet tree]

dembouz is funny

[fallen juniper]

2nd least controversial ballon d'or

[sweet tree]

had maybe 2 good seasons for us at best

then goes onto have a world class szn with PSG

[brittle iris]

he just fits in perfectly

[sweet tree]

football what a funny sport

he moved into a CF role

his game is just completely different now

can roam around wherever

[brittle iris]

after Mbappe left, they now on their way to win 2nd UCL

[sweet tree]

ye they can go b2b

[fallen juniper]

dicator is cursing em

[brittle iris]

They are the favorites

[sweet tree]

they got so many flashy forwards too

Kvara and Barcola are nice

[fallen juniper]

who do you think is WINNING UCL?

it has to be PSG or BAYERN

[sweet tree]

Bayern tbh

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Bayern

[brittle iris]

PSG for me

[fallen juniper]

ISTG if someone said ARSENAL

[sweet tree]

feels like their szn even tho I think PSG could win it aswell

[fallen juniper]

fr

[brittle iris]

I would hate if Arsenal or Atletico won

they ruin football

[fallen juniper]

not even atletico but ARSENAL

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Anyone but arsenal

[fallen juniper]

i dont want saka 2026 vs messi 2012 and martenalli 2026 vs cr7 2014

[brittle iris]

also Vini Jrs downfall is crazy

[fallen juniper]

he cant finish tbh

[brittle iris]

and is too much of a crybaby

its like he overreacts on purpose or something

[fallen juniper]

before we had modric and kross they gave him good passes and he can dribble but rn we dont have such gems

[brittle iris]

his performance against bayern was horrendous

[fallen juniper]

i want bellingham to do the thing

[brittle iris]

star team but no chemistry

[fallen juniper]

man imagine being called a monkey in the middle of the match reasonable tbh and also

2024 ballon dor was robbery

[brittle iris]

also there was a heatmap posted recently that showed all 3 being the left wing lol

[fallen juniper]

we need kross and modric with belligham

[brittle iris]

It was so close too 40 point difference

also I think before the actual event, people announced it was going to be Vini

and it seemed confirmed

but then out of nowhere

[fallen juniper]

man literally the best player out there

[brittle iris]

Rodri gets it

[fallen juniper]

vs a man injured just a euro and a 2023 UCL

lmaoooooooooooooo

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Y not put Trent the traitor in the midfield

[fallen juniper]

his childhood dream was to play for RMA

[brittle iris]

and then in 2025 he wasnt even in the top 10

[fallen juniper]

thats what we call downfall

[brittle iris]

what do you guys think about this year?

[fallen juniper]

MBAPPE

if he performs good

or messi

[brittle iris]

idk about messi now

[fallen juniper]

or even CR7 if they win wc with his contribution

[fallen juniper]

(joke)

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🥀