sports

[noble fractal]

atletico will just recieve the Inter special

[earnest linden]

Barca fans love Bayern more than Bayern fans atp

[open lion]

It's 2-3 it's a draw on aggregate

[mental wind]

yeah well ur not winning son

watch

[fringe tundra]

Just gonna go home ngl if I make it in time I do for it

[earnest linden]

All that nd its still half time

[fringe tundra]

There’s traffic tho

I was at work

[candid nova]

tbh before the game started it was bayern's game but now its real madrid's ga,e

[noble fractal]

Arsenal should be disqualified for refusing to play football

[open lion]

Sorry I'm a one piece fan I can't relate ✌️

[gloomy crest]

what the hell was that first half

[candid nova]

they are under pressure

[earnest linden]

Nah but why do I hv a feeling this myt happen

[open lion]

It's gonna get spicy on extra time

[earnest linden]

The whole EPL , they are the new farmers league rn

[fringe tundra]

It’s the minute I watch bro I swear

I miss out on a first half watch second half no goals just yellow cards

well I hope not

[gloomy crest]

thats how it usually goes to be fair

[solid dagger]

Is this Neuer's worst game ever so far? He hasn't had many stinkers in his career

[gloomy crest]

worst?

[solid dagger]

Yeah

[sweet tree]

spain friendly

[open lion]

Tbh I'm not that big of a neur fan so I can't tell u but I have a feeling it's not

[sweet tree]

ferran hatty

[solid dagger]

Friendlies don't count

[crude berry]

https://x.com/Sofascore/status/2044496381839073407?s=20

Sofascore Football (@Sofascore)

🤷 | Sometimes it's Noooeuer

Most errors leading to an opposition goal in the #UCL knockout stage matches since Manuel Neuer made his debut in the competition (2007/08):

• 10 – Manuel Neuer 🆕
• 9
• 8
• 7
• 6
• 5
• 4
• 3 – André Onana, David Alaba, Iker Casillac, Keylor

X · Apr 15, 2026, 7:21 PM

[nimble onyx]

Bruh wtf is going on

[sweet tree]

fair enough

[fringe tundra]

Seeing Madrid’s counter attacks I’d be vexxed to bro 😭😭

Shits just stress

[solid dagger]

Only International player to ever score a hat trick on Neuer iirc lmfao

[nimble onyx]

Neuer decides to have a stinker at the worst possible time

[gloomy crest]

😭

[open lion]

Okay rah you're right imagine letting ferran score a hat trick on you 😭

[sweet tree]

hes old

suprised he even played well first leg

[fluid moat]

Fuck me I missed the 3-2 half

[solid dagger]

Casillas' error in the 2014 final almost cost Real the title

[fringe tundra]

Wait so what’s the aggregate rn

[fluid moat]

Now I’m gonna watch and it’ll be a boring no goal half

[nimble onyx]

Same

[fringe tundra]

I predicted Bayern’s going to the final against PSG

[open lion]

No 4-4

[fringe tundra]

oh aight

[candid nova]

everyone said that

[open lion]

I got Real vs Atleti

[fringe tundra]

second half I wonder if my predictions will hold up

[solid dagger]

What did you predict?

[noble fractal]

last year he got a red(his only red through his career as far as I know) in the cup game against leverkursen . Le erkursen won the game 1-0 with a pen that neuer caused

[gloomy crest]

real vs atleti? i know a guy....

i own a ramos jersey from 2014 😼

[fringe tundra]

How’s Vini and Bellingham doing???

[nimble onyx]

Bayern vs Atleti please

[solid dagger]

Considering the stakes I'd take this game over that one personally

[fringe tundra]

If what I said yesterday held up

[noble fractal]

fair enough

[solid dagger]

He's gonna have the best second half of his career mark my words

[open lion]

Bellinghams Deadly Justice is actually holding up well with Mbappes absolute justice and Vinis lazy justice.

Ardas haki bloomed mid fight, that boy can use ACoC now

[noble fractal]

lets see if he locks in

[fringe tundra]

Dang I didn’t see it happening ngl

But I did say if it happened it’d work

They ahead

[noble fractal]

wish we had boughy nübel earlier

[candid nova]

madrid making it tonight

[noble fractal]

now bayern will force us to pay an insane sum to keep him

bc if neuer retires they will want a second gk aside from ubrig

[solid dagger]

Di Gregorio is right there

Only 15M

[neat radish]

COYG

[noble fractal]

are u trying to scam us

[ripe yacht]

No way it stays 0-0, def going to pens

[noble fractal]

[candid nova]

imagine watching arsenals game

[noble fractal]

why would it

[noble fractal]

Masochism

[ripe yacht]

[fringe tundra]

notis on for Arsenal when Sporting scores is all

[candid nova]

lol

[fringe tundra]

Liverpool yesterday was just a waste of time to watch but how can you not watch your own club anyways

I had both games on tho

[sweet tree]

https://x.com/i/status/2044499539541778920

Steve (@Steve_LFC19)

@Sxne19iv2 Every professional goalkeeper when they see Madrid in the CL

X · Apr 15, 2026, 7:34 PM

[fringe tundra]

Yamalllll

[candid nova]

bayern is under pressure

[solid dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/lucki-shh-lucki-shh-gif-3245291727502780352

[nimble onyx]

Davies in

Bayern are moving like a serious club now

[ripe yacht]

Has he been good since he came back?

[candid nova]

all the best

2nd half

[sweet tree]

that should be a yellow

[old pond]

This Madrid game is nuts

[crude berry]

rudiger playing wrestling, not footy

[nimble onyx]

From what I know he's been decent, obviously not fully on it but solid

[fringe tundra]

Damn you gotta be sick in the head to be watching Arsenal rn wtf

[ripe yacht]

Watching both ✌️

[sand flame]

Bruh that was so close

[fringe tundra]

Fair

[nimble onyx]

Damn that was a good chance

[fringe tundra]

Bro is Lunin out of control or something?

He seems rough

[sweet tree]

seems shaky

[fringe tundra]

He look evil bro

Davies ain’t having it ⁉️⁉️

[candid nova]

feels like time is running so fast

[nimble onyx]

not in the Arsenal game

[brittle iris]

what a dive

[candid nova]

[noble fractal]

kane was fouled
foul for madrid

[crude berry]

Militao...

[noble fractal]

???

[crude berry]

bruh

[brittle iris]

Madrid owns the refs

cheaters

[nimble onyx]

tbf Bellingham didnt foul Pavlovic on the play prior

that was clean

[candid nova]

ufff

[solid dagger]

Neuer

Great save

[candid nova]

omg

[noble fractal]

neuer finally locking in?

[brittle iris]

NAUYEERERERE

[crude berry]

what a save

[candid nova]

finally neuer is back

[nimble onyx]

That was a great ball from Trent

christ

[sweet tree]

nice block from tah

trent crosses be deadly

[sand flame]

https://tenor.com/view/ninja-turtles-mbappe-real-madrid-mbappe-turtle-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-gif-15372154979760776587

[candid nova]

turtle gonna score a banger

[noble fractal]

I switched to arsenal for 5 seconds and there was an assnal player on the ground

[candid nova]

0-0 btw

they were talking abt madrid's possession was bad in 1st half

[sweet tree]

musiala on

[noble fractal]

musiala in 🦌

[solid dagger]

I need PSG to go back to back in the UCL because it would be too hilarious to not happen

[sweet tree]

diaz bruh

first time shoot it

[solid dagger]

Diaz?

[sweet tree]

he was onside

[solid dagger]

Bro thought he was playing vs St. Pauli

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/2044511581245989373?s=20

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman)

Insane: Cody Rhodes broke into the The Pat McAfee Show studio and DESTROYED it, taking back his WWE Championship.
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FixupX · Apr 15, 2026, 8:22 PM

[brittle iris]

[karmic anvil]

Stonewall pen for Lisbon that

[sand flame]

Almost had me lol

[nimble onyx]

Diaz ffs

[karmic anvil]

Even the uefa refs are rigging it for Arsenal 😭😭😭

[candid nova]

fuck

wtf

[sand flame]

😭

[noble fractal]

checked arsenal again. Sporting got robbed of a pen

[solid dagger]

Vini lol

[brittle iris]

HAHAHHAHHAA

VINI JR

[noble fractal]

atrocious game

[fringe tundra]

HOLY DIAZ BRO JUST COME BACK TO LFC

[nimble onyx]

Thank you Vini

[open lion]

bro that Diaz chance sunk my heart

Bro really said let me have a touch 😭

[nimble onyx]

1 on 1 with the keeper btw

[candid nova]

vini

[open lion]

Bro why are y'all keeping the remontada pfps you're already out

[hasty basin]

This game is what we need

Fans going crazy too

[candid nova]

what a ball tho

almost

[noble fractal]

he is not a barca fan

[candid nova]

man

[solid dagger]

Germans never disappoint

[brittle iris]

NEUEEERR

[solid dagger]

In football at least

[candid nova]

saved

[nimble onyx]

for the memes

[solid dagger]

Olise almost

Corner

[sweet tree]

lunin got that somehow

corner

[solid dagger]

Nice save

[sand flame]

Nice shot

[candid nova]

not on target right?

[hasty basin]

These players are bringing my joy back

Olise man

[nimble onyx]

No it was coming back in

great save from Lunin

[candid nova]

what a game

[candid nova]

i see

[karmic anvil]

Just changed from the Arsenal game to the Bayern game and the difference in quality is genuinely laughable 😭

[candid nova]

dictator will score

[nimble onyx]

REF WTF

[austere granite]

Anyone got link for the ucl match?

[solid dagger]

They deadass haven't scored yet @fluid moat you were absolutely right

Mbappe did everything right and Vini wasted it

[sweet tree]

tah getting spun by turtle

[brittle iris]

hahahahaha

VINI JR

[solid dagger]

Did Diaz smoke weed before putting his boots on

[candid nova]

mbappe will

he will

[nimble onyx]

Thank goodness Vini is awful

[fluid moat]

https://tenor.com/view/marco-marco-one-piece-sad-cry-whitebeard-pirates-gif-1487763167099612051

[nimble onyx]

Second yellow?

[candid nova]

woah

woH

[nimble onyx]

Upa so close

[candid nova]

crazy free kick ngl

[nimble onyx]

damn hes wasted that

[candid nova]

only 15 mins left?? istg time is running so fast

[nimble onyx]

no way its still 0-0 in the Arsenal game

[hasty basin]

Deja vu ahh shot

[sweet tree]

olise got into good spots just hitting it over the bar

[candid nova]

bro pls dont score

so close yet so far

[sweet tree]

freekick

Cama yellow

[brittle iris]

bruh just shoot

[hasty basin]

Oh fuck

Ouchies

[fluid moat]

Why the fuck did he just stop

[candid nova]

my dictator

[fluid moat]

Lmao

[candid nova]

did he hit his balls?

wtf

[noble fractal]

Switching to arsenal and they are cele raring getting a corner again

[fluid moat]

Good ol nut kick

[candid nova]

0-0 btw

[fringe tundra]

done knocked his nuts

[candid nova]

diff btw 1st and sec half is insane

[sweet tree]

well it's tied on aggregate

they likely want to minimize mistakes

[candid nova]

madrid going good on defense

[hasty basin]

Every single time ive watched Upamecano

[solid dagger]

Bayern are making so many mistakes

[hasty basin]

He has done this

Literallt every game

Ive watched of him

[nimble onyx]

good recovery

[brittle iris]

what kind of touch was that from Vini lmao

[earnest linden]

Man a courtois vs neuer penalty shootout wud hv fed generations, too bad he got an injury

[brittle iris]

[nimble onyx]

Thank goodness that wasnt Mbappe with that chance

[sweet tree]

OHHH

[noble fractal]

RED FOR CAMAVINGA

[sweet tree]

CAMAVINGA RED

[ripe yacht]

[sweet tree]

DOUBLE YELLOW

[hasty basin]

Yeah man

Play around more

[sweet tree]

madrid down to 10

[solid dagger]

Did he forget he was already on a yellow?

[candid nova]

no way

[hasty basin]

Thats deserved i dont care

Stop doing this byllshit

Youre in rma

[nimble onyx]

That was dumb from him

[fluid moat]

Idiot

[noble fractal]

being in rma is exactly why he is doing that bs

[solid dagger]

Yeah I don't care either, if it's a yellow by the rules it doesn't matter if he was booked already

[hasty basin]

He did that 2nd time

[open lion]

Ffs

[tender hornet]

Lmao red card

[karmic anvil]

Vini buddy get up, no one touched you

[candid nova]

that yellow card was holding the ball for too long omg

i cant believe this

[fringe tundra]

Camavinga 😭😭😭😭

[open lion]

Brahim was playing well too idfk why arbelo subbed him off

[fringe tundra]

Clay you were right bro

Second half ain’t active

[hasty basin]

Stupid idiots

GOAL

[fringe tundra]

It’s the min I watch

[tender hornet]

C'mon bayern lock tf in

[noble fractal]

DIAZ

holy shit

[candid nova]

done

[sweet tree]

DIAZZZZ

[open lion]

Ugh

[sweet tree]

GOAAAAL

[tender hornet]

Knock these idiots out og the ucl

[solid dagger]

YYYYAAAAABBBAADABADUUUUUUU

[candid nova]

u fucker

[sand flame]

Its over

[sweet tree]

BAYERN 5-4

[tender hornet]

YALL ARE SPOILING ME

[hasty basin]

I hope you enjoyed those 5 seconds Camavinga

[fringe tundra]

DIAZZZZZ

[sand flame]

Gah damn

[brittle iris]

GOALLLL

[solid dagger]

LUIS DIAZ

[hasty basin]

Those 5 seconds of time gain

[noble fractal]

Vardrid out

[fringe tundra]

DIAAAAAAAZ

[ripe yacht]

[hasty basin]

To concede

[ripe yacht]

LFG

[brittle iris]

RRRRAAHHHHH

MADRID GO TROPHY LESS AGAIN

[tender hornet]

WHAT A GOAL

[brittle iris]

[tender hornet]

LFG

KNOCK THESE FUCKERS OUT

[nimble onyx]

VAMOSSSSSSSSSSSS

[solid dagger]

Mbappe will have Camavinga killed by firing squad

[candid nova]

destroyed my sleep to watch this shit

[sweet tree]

WHAT A GOAL

[humble furnace]

HALA MADRID

[open lion]

We're out of the UCL and it's all arbelos fault

[hasty basin]

Musiala is so nice to watch asw

[humble furnace]

VAMOOOO

[nimble onyx]

He's gone this Summer

[humble furnace]

VAMMMOO

[tender hornet]

DICTATOR MBAPPE WITHOUT A UCL AGAIN 🔥 🔥 🔥

[crude berry]

DIAZ

VAMOS

[nimble onyx]

magic from him

[sand flame]

https://tenor.com/view/gift-gif-1424122259748804268

[fringe tundra]

I LOVE THIS GUY BRO

I MISS HIM SO MUCH

[open lion]

[dim ledge]

[tender hornet]

CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SAYING THIS BUT DIAZ YOU BEAUTIFUL MAN 😭

[brittle iris]

PSG vs Bayern

[fringe tundra]

DIAZ I LOVE YOU BRO WALLAHI

[candid nova]

both barca and madrid got fucked with reds

omg

[fringe tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/luis-diaz-liverpool-luis-diaz-liverpool-liverpool-fc-dance-gif-24765215

LFC SPIRIT

[open lion]

You know what

[brittle iris]

My guy Dembele has a UCL and a Balon D Or before Mbappe

[hasty basin]

Only 4???

[open lion]

It's not over yet

There's still some hope

[hasty basin]

Nah man we need more

[sand flame]

Only 4mins added

[hasty basin]

4 is 💔

[open lion]

Remontada isn't fully dead

[crude berry]

😭

[tender hornet]

Lock in bayern

[solid dagger]

It's RM in a knockout UCL game, they're still alive

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2044518899991904472

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[humble furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/how-do-we-tell-him-mr-krabs-spongebob-meme-spongebob-meme-gif-24063814

[fringe tundra]

That goal was so fucking sick bro

[open lion]

I'm gonna be so pissed if u have the last laugh

[hasty basin]

Neuer chill out

[noble fractal]

FT im emirates

[tender hornet]

No one's crying

[fringe tundra]

How much ET????

[noble fractal]

I don't wanna watch atletico amd arsenal

[tender hornet]

[nimble onyx]

Neuer why

[fringe tundra]

My stream delayed a bit

[hasty basin]

PITARCH???

[crude berry]

arsenal vs atleti YIKES

[tender hornet]

Unheard of levels of bus parking

[candid nova]

vini stopp bro

[nimble onyx]

horrid semifinal

[candid nova]

stoppp

[brittle iris]

dont, none from that side is gonna win the UCL

its gonna be either PSG or Bayern

[candid nova]

u aint getting shit

[solid dagger]

The biggest terrorist in history vs the biggest terrorist of today

[nimble onyx]

Anything is possible

[crude berry]

4 mins

[tender hornet]

That's gonna be a great semifinal

[solid dagger]

Someone make that jjk meme with Simeone and Arteta

[fringe tundra]

ITS SO OVER BRO

BAYERNNNN

[dim ledge]

Pussy bitch hahaha

[fringe tundra]

DIAZ I LOVE YOU

[crude berry]

[fringe tundra]

BAYERN VS PSG FINALE STOCKS SO HIGH

[sweet tree]

Arsenal in the Semis

[solid dagger]

Arsenal back to back seasons in the UCL semis

[noble fractal]

goal olise

over

[sweet tree]

PLUSESWE

[ripe yacht]

[sweet tree]

OLISEEEEE

[candid nova]

its so over

[fringe tundra]

How did we ever let go of Diaz bro

[dim ledge]

lmfao

[ripe yacht]

OVER LETS GOOOO

[dim ledge]

Ahahahahaha

[hasty basin]

Olise is so beautiful man

[crude berry]

SHEESH

[sweet tree]

DAGGGERRRR

[solid dagger]

OLISEEEE

What a goal

[brittle iris]

GOALLLLLLLL

[sweet tree]

BAYERN IN THE SEMIS

[brittle iris]

MAN WHAT ARE THESE SHOTS

[sweet tree]

https://tenor.com/view/olise-olise-bayern-olise-fc-bayern-michael-olise-michael-olise-bayern-gif-5513265701747831559

[fluid moat]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-stares-at-the-deep-homelander-the-deep-stare-homelander-the-deep-the-boys-season-4-gif-13163122385259410797

[fringe tundra]

OKISE

[crude berry]

😭

[fringe tundra]

OLISE

[hasty basin]

DID I JUST SEE

[fringe tundra]

OLISEEEEEEEE

[hasty basin]

THOGDEN

LOOOOL

[tender hornet]

LFGGGGGGGGG

[noble fractal]

final is bayern vs psg

[sweet tree]

WHAT A GOAAAAL

[tender hornet]

OLISE LET'S GOOOOOO

[hasty basin]

WHO INVITED HIM

[brittle iris]

https://tenor.com/view/fc-bayern-cheering-fc-bayern-gi-fs-soccer-futbol-gif-8558713

[candid nova]

should have never watched this shot

shitttt

[tender hornet]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[open lion]

Fuck this game

[nimble onyx]

HOLD THAT

[open lion]

Geniunely fuck arbeola

[tender hornet]

WHAT A FUCKING SHOT

[nimble onyx]

HOLD THAT

[fringe tundra]

THIS IS SO DAMAGING LMFAOOOO

HOLD THAT

[fluid moat]

Yeah the goal was ruined they just showed Thogdan

[karmic anvil]

Why has it cut to thogden 😭😭

[solid dagger]

Olise say goodbye to the World Cup

[open lion]

I need him out of my club ASAP

[fluid moat]

Smile wiped off my face so fast

[sweet tree]

holy shit man

[open lion]

Fuck him roo

[tender hornet]

OLISE I LOVE YOU

[solid dagger]

Man they're so pissed 😭 😭 😭 😭

[karmic anvil]

Goal disallowed because thogden is in the crowd

[fringe tundra]

I CANT HAVE BEEN HAPPIER BRO

[neat radish]

madrick attacking the ref lmao

[noble fractal]

olose and upamencano better just stay home for the WC

[crude berry]

https://giphy.com/gifs/meme-mbappe-dictator-3KaHAnH6cDWVwJwAxB

[tender hornet]

Wtf is the madrid team mad about

[solid dagger]

Look at all the RM players

[ripe yacht]

BAYERN PSG

[fringe tundra]

BLOW THE WHISTLE

[brittle iris]

Them rn:

[noble fractal]

he did

[brittle iris]

[neat radish]

semis are on different days

[noble fractal]

its over

[fluid moat]

WHAT DID WE PAY YOU FOR

[tender hornet]

I missed thogden 💀

Red card!

[crude berry]

lucky you

[brittle iris]

cant believe Vini is a pro player

[tender hornet]

Who got a red

[brittle iris]

[karmic anvil]

Madrid players crying because they didn’t get preferential treatment from the ref for the first time in years 🥶

[tender hornet]

Ref just gave another red card

[fringe tundra]

Well done to Arda Guler bro

[candid nova]

barca and madrid

[hasty basin]

Think there's someone else who's saying goodbye to the WC

[open lion]

https://tenor.com/view/higuruma-hiromi-higuruma-jujutsu-kaisen-jujutsu-kaisen-meme-jjk-memes-gif-10370496866020481076

[candid nova]

same fate

both out

[noble fractal]

if neuer didn't fumble earlier madrid would have lost worse

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2044520455785074984

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[crude berry]

Arda got red

[sweet tree]

holy

[crude berry]

[tender hornet]

Let's goooooooo omg

[ripe yacht]

Atleti vs PSG final

[dim ledge]

Madrid are looking at Alaves with anger in their eyes.

[candid nova]

im not going to uni tmr bro omg

[open lion]

Camavinga is never getting called up to the french nt ever again

[candid nova]

no way

[tender hornet]

Madrid trophyless???

[hasty basin]

He's getting killed bro

[noble fractal]

Bumcelona and Vardrid out

[crude berry]

Yamal-esque finishing

[noble fractal]

being an atletico fan must feel good rn

[fringe tundra]

Goalscorer ends with a red holy shit 😭😭😭😭😭

What a sick game bro

[hasty basin]

Fuck I didn't have Olise in ucl fantasy

[open lion]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-frustrated-speed-over-it-speed-crash-out-speed-crashing-out-crash-out-gif-12382450018351543960

[tender hornet]

Dictator mbappe is making sure olise isn't either

[hasty basin]

Im gonna drop

[ripe yacht]

Who are they genuinely going for after they sack alaves

[dim ledge]

Red card for the Turkish shitter hahahahaha

[humble furnace]

HALA MADRID

[fluid moat]

Guaranteed terrorist final that’s great

[humble furnace]

WHAY A GOAL

[solid dagger]

Mbappe leaves PSG for RM to win 0 trophies in two years while PSG won the treble and is on track to win everything again

[humble furnace]

visca madrid

[solid dagger]

If I speak...

[fluid moat]

Don’t expect more than another 1-0 my friends

[open lion]

We had the perfect manager but OHHH noo vini had to be happy that's all that mattered after all

[solid dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-kazuma-kiryu-pissed-off-gif-14586175

[humble furnace]

If Mbappe lands Madrid….

[fluid moat]

https://tenor.com/view/shanainparis-mbappe-kylian-homelander-the-boys-gif-17055467063567226628

[hasty basin]

NOT YOU BRO 😭 😭

Well you too but

[sweet tree]

kinda rooting for PSG but anyone is cool with me
https://x.com/i/status/2044521028823420978

UEFA Champions League (@ChampionsLeague)

Champions League semi-finalists ✅

#UCL

X · Apr 15, 2026, 8:59 PM

[brittle iris]

Mbappe played good ngl

[fringe tundra]

Best UCL match this season absolute masterclass thank you Bayern

[candid nova]

barca fans are the happiest rn

[humble furnace]

Ngl mbappe kinda selfish bro had one opportunity to pass to Vini and didn't even pass

[crude berry]

yes sir

[tender hornet]

Ew arsenal

[brittle iris]

[nimble onyx]

Understandable

[tender hornet]

What a game bro

[candid nova]

cant believe bro got red for holding the ball for too long btw

2nd yellow

[open lion]

Vini ass

[crude berry]

🔥 🔥 🤡 🤡

[brittle iris]

Im with PSG

[solid dagger]

He have vini a great ball and he wasted it

[noble fractal]

91 this is an emergency, Arsenal and atletico are threatening to play football against each other

[solid dagger]

I hope Atletico wins it all

It would be a perfect ending for Griezmann

[candid nova]

and ofc arsenal into semi

[open lion]

Simeone deserves it atp

[spice socket]

God Atletico vs Arsenal semi final

[tender hornet]

But on the other hand we get bayern vs psg

[crude berry]

anti football

[humble furnace]

Assna will lose

[open lion]

Demonic rituals vs Terrorism

[nimble onyx]

If the club as a whole wasnt so insufferable, I would be rooting for them

[candid nova]

madrid going trophyless

[dim ledge]

If there's a closeup of guler crying please send

Needed for reasons

[candid nova]

ofc laliga too

[humble furnace]

No they will win la liga

[candid nova]

yea ofc

[noble fractal]

the only team i don't dislike rn is atletico

[spice socket]

[noble fractal]

unfortunate

[solid dagger]

Back to back seasons iirc

[open lion]

No we're not 💔

[noble fractal]

but I will root for simeones. rand of terrorism

he is funny at least

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2044521522434306548

CBS Sports Golazo ⚽️ (@CBSSportsGolazo)

LUIS DÍAZ AND MICHAEL OLISE WIN IT FOR BAYERN AT THE DEATH 🔥
︀︀
︀︀THEY KNOCK 15-TIME CHAMPIONS REAL MADRID OUT OF THE UCL 💥

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FixupX · Apr 15, 2026, 9:01 PM

[solid dagger]

Biggest hater ever

I respect it tho

[fringe tundra]

Absolutely world class

[candid nova]

stopp bro i saw

[fringe tundra]

UCL evades Mbappe alalalalalalala

[hollow wind]

https://x.com/tanklawrence/status/2044485457497432512?s=46

DeMarcus Lawrence (@TankLawrence)

If 1+1=2 then why is 1x1 = 1?
Law logic

X · Apr 15, 2026, 6:38 PM

@slow violet

Smartest player in the Seahawks locker room

[solid dagger]

It's so cool when the game literally ends with a goal

When the ref blows the final whistle right after they score

It feels like a golden goal win

[ripe yacht]

Def want him and griezmann to win the whole thing

[dim ledge]

god how many finals has simeone been in

[solid dagger]

2 UCL and 3 UEL I think?

[sweet tree]

for ucl 2

[solid dagger]

Or just 2 UEL I can't remember

[noble fractal]

Simeone terror ball actually gets him trophys

[sweet tree]

I think 2 europa

[solid dagger]

To be fair they don't play that defensive anymore

[tender hornet]

When is the semi final again?

[solid dagger]

At least not compared to a couple of years ago

[ripe yacht]

Corners vs we won’t attack 🔥

[tender hornet]

Is it before or after the city game

[solid dagger]

29th iirc

[sweet tree]

later this month

[solid dagger]

After

[tender hornet]

Oh so after

[sweet tree]

and early may for 2nd leg

[nimble onyx]

Their defense just kind of sucks so that cant even play that way if they wanted

[candid nova]

cama is not going to the wc

[tender hornet]

0-0 vs sporting

[fringe tundra]

Europa 2, UCL 2, Super Cup 2, Copa Del Rey 2, Supercopa de España 3

[candid nova]

all 4 semi teams from diff

[solid dagger]

That's enough to be fair

[solid dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-12869046600151364058

It happened last season too

[fluid moat]

Guess which country is not included

[candid nova]

yea

[solid dagger]

Turkey?

[fringe tundra]

Can’t wait for next week man

[nimble onyx]

Portugal?

[humble furnace]

Sad news olisde aint playing for france mbappe decided

[candid nova]

lol

and cama is dead

[tender hornet]

Why is that the first gif that comes up when I search dictator

[humble furnace]

Ramontada

[noble fractal]

sadly Camavinga's body was found in an alley tommorow 💔

zero remontadas

lame

[humble furnace]

Don't joke about that

[noble fractal]

sporting pulled that against bodo glimt only to loose to Assnal

[solid dagger]

His death was ruled a suicide with 43 bullet wounds on the back of the head

[noble fractal]

Maybe Bayern is in a good mood on sunday and won't kill us

[sweet tree]

who got motm for bayern

[fringe tundra]

Mfs saying send Lunin to Ukraine holy shit 😭😭😭😭

[sweet tree]

kane?

https://x.com/i/status/2044522240897601800

The Touchline | 𝐓 (@TouchlineX)

🚨 Arsenal only generated 0.64 xG against Sporting tonight at the Emirates.

X · Apr 15, 2026, 9:04 PM

dawg

[slow violet]

@hollow wind We ain't come here to play SCHOOL

[noble fractal]

City needs to beat these mfs with clubs on the weekend

[sweet tree]

hope arsenal atleti is good. Simeone plays a bit more attacking football these days he doesn't just sit back lol

[solid dagger]

I want to quote Allegri so bad but it doesn't translate as good in English and it needs context 😔

[fringe tundra]

Was gonna laugh but I think of our 0.00 xG

[nimble onyx]

these guys are genuinely terrorists

[sweet tree]

true

[nimble onyx]

christ above

[noble fractal]

slot should have been sacked earlier

leaving him til the rest of the season is a huge mistake

one that could cost liverpool europa

[frail berry]

Lets win that conference league

🗣️

[noble fractal]

https://x.com/i/status/2044204955389833695

Fan FC Bayern World (@FCBayern_World)

HARRY KANE: "One day when I was 8 years old, I was heading to the park with my father, and suddenly he tells me: 'I have something to tell you, Arsenal doesn't want you anymore.'

"I can't remember what I felt in that moment. To be honest, I don't even think I knew what it meant.

X · Apr 15, 2026, 12:03 AM

diabolical thing to drop rn

[solid dagger]

Eh, the prem already has gained 5 UCL spots for next season

[frail berry]

Lowkey

Defund the premier league

🗣️

We all ass

[sweet tree]

this tie had over 70 shots combined

actually nuts

yeah probably the best game so far in CL

https://x.com/i/status/2044525603236331769

The Touchline | 𝐓 (@TouchlineX)

Michael Olise is the MOTM of the Bayern Munich vs. Real Madrid game. 🌟

X · Apr 15, 2026, 9:17 PM

[frail berry]

Has a good run in the wc and he a good shout for bdor

👀

[ripe yacht]

They haven’t won at the ethiad since 2015, so he’s probably going to go there with the mentality to not lose rather than winning, 0-0 draw

[sweet tree]

if bayern wins the CL I could see him or Kane being the runner ups

[solid dagger]

I'm not a fan of how much the WC weighs in on the ballon dor

It's an important trophy and all but a one month tournament can't override a whole season

And yet they're probably gonna give it to the best player of whichever team wins the whole thing anyway

[sweet tree]

ye not a fan

the WC already has its own best player of the tournament award lol

just peeped the final 4 is 1 team from each of the big leagues

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/theMadridZone/status/2044527650480287849

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

🚨 Alvaro Arbeloa: "Tonight's defeat was MY FAULT."

X · Apr 15, 2026, 9:25 PM

Just stop man

Please

[crude berry]

not again bruh

[hasty basin]

Some humiliation ritual

I hope a journalist asks

If its all been your fault how are you not sacked yet

[crude berry]

bro is trying to be on vini and mbappe's side so he can keep his job

[hasty basin]

Perez wont keep him for long anyway

Rma cant go trophyless 3 seasons in a row

[noble fractal]

they should

if perez had balls he'd beat mbappe's ass

[crude berry]

0 wins in april so far

Alaves or betis, y'all are on

[dim ledge]

Your mother milked horses!

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/NFLSTROUD/status/2044517775352148356 @dim kettle

Rick Stroud (@NFLSTROUD)

Bucs discuss major RayJay renovation with Tampa, Hillsborough officials https://t.co/rUBYgmNjyq

X · Apr 15, 2026, 8:46 PM

What we thinking, ripping off that partial border roof like what the Phins did?

[dim kettle]

We’re probably not going to get a lot if the Glazers aren’t going to pay for most of it.

I do find it humorous they’re doing this now while a baseball stadium around the area is likely going to be built.

[fleet orbit]

@rustic ore @dim kettle i hope the magic win for that fucking song

[dim kettle]

Nothing like winning something and then being jobbed

[rustic ore]

They'll get bounced in the first round again because we're not allowed to have nice things

[dim kettle]

Beyond winning the NBA title. My only wish for the NBA is to contract half of the league.

[fleet orbit]

what do you mean by contract half the league ? like a purge ?

[dim kettle]

I’d like a purge.

Half of the lower teams would not be missed at all.

[fleet orbit]

kings , jazz ? grizzlies gone

@dim kettle i will say compared to say the nfl and mlb the handling of bottom of the league in the nba is far worse

[dim kettle]

Most of the NBA stars that matter only want to play at max 10 teams anyway.

[fleet orbit]

absolutely , the talent is super concentrated

[round sluice]

Pushing a strong Bayern that hard when RM got so many obvious issues is still a good sign. Barca yesterday just blipped out vs an insecure Atletico team. RM closer to winning CL next year than Barca is my point.

[fleet orbit]

@honest latch udonis looks so mad

@desert palm the biggest takeaway i have from my goal of watching baseball pretty closely is that it is so fucking hard to be top tier for basically an entire year

[robust grotto]

@dim kettle irrelevant but cool that you guys have Halverson lol . NYR pick.. he was drafted before Igor and Sorokin lmao

[dim kettle]

The Bolts cooking up the ultimate plan to ruin the Rangers tank

[robust grotto]

Only your flames can do that

[dim kettle]

The Flames are never getting the first pick

[robust grotto]

Never say never Flames bros

The rangers won it once.. the rangers!

https://tenor.com/view/drakeandjosh-spherical-present-take-this-offer-gif-5396234

[dim kettle]

It only took a pandemic in a bullshit lottery

[fleet orbit]

some guy at this pizza place i was at for a slice was rambling about the blackhawks and i don’t know
shit 🤣🤣🤣

he was also a Rays fan

[dim kettle]

The Blackhawks are a one man team and everything else is broken

[fleet orbit]

he said backup goalie and defensive pieces

i’m thinking …. uh so
they suck

[dim kettle]

A Chicago sports tradition

[simple seal]

https://www.redditez.com/r/soccer/comments/1smkjwt/vinícius_to_bellingham_after_he_complained_about/

So glad this bunch of cunts are out

Nadaplete

[smoky fable]

Great chemistry

[smoky fable]

Got Arda getting a red after. Crowding the ref.

[weak gull]

I mean it’s concentrated in FA but I can’t think of many teams who won their chip CAUSE of where they were for FA in the last 10 years

Thunder - built in draft
Celtics - draft mostly
Nuggets - draft mostly
Warriors - draft
Bucks - draft and trades

The most recent is the warriors KD run and that’s cause KD is just a hoe

[smoky fable]

Luck and pray for lottery for those once in generational talents like Wemby

[simple seal]

Madrid worst and sorest losers as usual

[fleet orbit]

now the very best of the best for sure cuz to me that’s the case in any sport but you can free agent your way into at least playoff team

[weak gull]

I mean you can, but the gaps pretty big still usually

You have to hit on talent in th draft typically

[fleet orbit]

hence why the bulls suck

cries in patrick williams

[robust grotto]

You just know they look at the sharks and go - “fuck we landed the wrong guy”

[weak gull]

Because you’re going to need to be able to use all the contract leeway given for homegrown talent

Not really leeway, but you get my point

The advantages

[fleet orbit]

the problem is some drafted teams just never mesh the way they were supposed to

[weak gull]

Funny thing is

OKC is built well at this time because of a player requesting a trade to a bigger market…no chip for him

And okc made out well

[fleet orbit]

like orlando

[smoky fable]

Why did you give him that extension

[weak gull]

PB no J

[smoky fable]

The GM who did that is gone

But why

[fleet orbit]

because a front office falling in love with their view of what a players ceiling is to the point that they don’t accept reality

[smoky fable]

Waste of time and money

[smoky fable]

Draft guys with athleticism and length to surround your star talents

Thunder have that in spades

Spurs

[fleet orbit]

that’s definitely true the thunder have the right mix of size and strength

[smoky fable]

See college teams win like that

[fleet orbit]

uconn won 2 in a row like that

[smoky fable]

Have to draft and evaluate talent well. Very overly simplistic

[smoky fable]

Exact team I thought of

[fleet orbit]

that kentucky team in 2012

[smoky fable]

They can shoot too and had a great coach with an asshole personality

[dim ledge]

Every time guler loses something a future brain surgeon is born

Madrid deserve every bit of negativity they get

Bunch of whiny spoiled crybabies. How I pity them

[smoky fable]

Red card was funny the way he just showed it to him and left

Ref was not dealing with that

[simple seal]

😭

PSG may win back to back without him too

2 seasons on he has won what, 1 title with Madrid? The Intercontinental one against some bum team

[dim ledge]

At least he's living his grandfather's dream of playing in Madrid!

¡Que legado!

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/minions-coquette-cute-gif-14674582291752140555

[desert palm]

I know trust me

[fleet orbit]

like all star break on can kill players

[novel slate]

Magic Sixers mid off

[desert palm]

Thankfully, it doesn’t usually happen

[fleet orbit]

get swept by boston off

[novel slate]

Bumston

[fleet orbit]

i feel like i was worried pca but lately he’s been starting to heat up a bit

5-1 Cubs !

come on boys

[fleet orbit]

CUBS

[sacred kite]

The Phils SUCK

Send them to mars and blow up the rocket

[fleet orbit]

alright cubs close this out and than go beat up on the mets this weekend

[sacred kite]

Your terms are…acceptable

[fleet orbit]

hey it just might have to be this way

as for magic sixers

well…. this is indeed a game

[sacred kite]

No hope for the Sixers lol

Don’t really watch ball anyways but I know to expect little

[fleet orbit]

they are the cowboys of oregon’s

[sacred kite]

Draft next week!!

[fleet orbit]

i can’t wait !

[sacred kite]

Eagles need OL/TE, Edge, and mayyybe WR

Safety would also be nice

[fleet orbit]

bears need dt or edge , safety as well

possibly a developmental OG

[hollow wind]

The gift that keeps on giving

[fleet orbit]

Uh

these last 2 days of cubs baseball have been fun

[novel slate]

https://streamable.com/j1fuc1 BANG

[fleet orbit]

if ohtani wins cy young he’s my goat

[fleet orbit]

OrLando?

[novel slate]

It’s PaoLo

[noble marsh]

Good to see the extension before his price goes up

[noble marsh]

I’d agree

[fleet orbit]

he’s special

like this is a transcendent athlete

[noble marsh]

He’s definitely the best I’ve ever seen

[fleet orbit]

i have a feeling he’s gonna put the mets in some trouble tonight

[noble marsh]

He’ll win mvp every year he’s healthy and he’s on a team to stack rings

[noble marsh]

For sure

[fleet orbit]

the dodgers are in their own class

[noble marsh]

Cy young would be tough with his extended rests but he’s talented enough where it wouldn’t surprise me

And with Skenes around

[fleet orbit]

sixers celtics

[noble marsh]

I liked what I saw from McLean in the last game

[fleet orbit]

cy young it just needs that one year

i could be a little fatigued by the dodgers winning but it’s impressive to the point where i can’t be mad

[noble marsh]

It’s fun to root against them but it does feel like the KD warriors a little bit

[fleet orbit]

they almost give me a 2000s lakers vibe

[noble marsh]

Oh yeah I was too young for that lol warriors dynasty my only frame of reference

I didn’t get into basketball until the heatles

[fleet orbit]

i suppose it’s kinda like the heat teams too

[smoky fable]

This Magic team is frustrating as hell

@rustic ore

This isn’t going to work like this

The pieces don’t fit

[rustic ore]

Expected

[fleet orbit]

the mets are the magic of the mlb

[smoky fable]

They got the money and the location that the magic don’t have

[fleet orbit]

magic hornets friday is gonna be fun

[fleet orbit]

so whose the mlb magic than?

[sacred kite]

Evil satanic devil magic

And may I add

Oh you meant the NBA magic lol

[fleet orbit]

it was the pitchers fault this time lol

[dim kettle]

I wish the Magic spent as much as the Mets.

[sacred kite]

Yeah Luzardo been unpredictable since his extension…esp at home

Offense still anemic

[fleet orbit]

if only , but seriously orlando is so mid

[dim kettle]

I just don't care enough to react to it.

[fleet orbit]

the rays are putting the sox over a wooden board tonight

[sacred kite]

I wanna see the As succeed

Angels only for Trout but that’s it

[dim kettle]

I love it, but at the same time, the fact that Chris Getz continues to have job security as his pitching prolapses on the mound almost every game is comical.

[fleet orbit]

it really is just crazy to see pitching staffs combust

[dim kettle]

The Sox are going to be nothing until Jerry is out of the picture. It's just the reality of the South Side.

[fleet orbit]

i feel like the hitting is closer than the pitching

[novel slate]

CURDRONES IS FINISHED

[dim kettle]

I'd honestly would rather have good pitching than hitting.

[novel slate]

https://tenor.com/view/stephen-curry-golden-state-warriors-basketball-slip-gif-15825240

[dim kettle]

At least you'd have a chance of winning late.

[sonic aurora]

hoping for warriors to win

[novel slate]

Hoping for both to lose

[fleet orbit]

the warriors are washed

[slow violet]

The warriors are old

[fleet orbit]

both these teams washed

[novel slate]

Both got young players with old stars

[slow violet]

that's basically just old player then lol

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/AEW/status/2044599150348533902?s=20

All Elite Wrestling (@AEW)

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FixupX · Apr 16, 2026, 2:09 AM

[rustic lichen]

So now they wanna fine him for the language No suspension for next game but a fine.

Also, a flagrant 2 is an automatic ejection and that woulda changed the game entirely

[novel slate]

PLAYIN BAM INJURED > HALI GAME 7 FACTS

[rustic ore]

Holy shit man, can't believe TK marked out again...oh wait, yes I can

https://tenor.com/view/milastauffer-whatever-eyeroll-gif-14249201981190473719

[sacred kite]

Luzardo says he’s not tipping. Get Jomboy on this

[rustic ore]

Sorry if anyone saw that

[novel slate]

I didn’t see anything thank you

[novel slate]

AL tapped into his youth

Bruh

we gotta delete the clippers

Thunder given another pick

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/joeylinn_/status/2044642570467463611

Joey Linn (@joeylinn_)

Chris Paul on Instagram after the Clippers lose to Golden State

X · Apr 16, 2026, 5:02 AM

[placid latch]

Curry on minutes restriction btw

Let's not joke around

[placid latch]

Wtf

Gsw won..?????

Well thank god they at least won after making the screaming video of Draymond

[novel slate]

ngl

it was an amazing game

probably the best

so far

[sonic aurora]

It was real good

The game was so fun to watch

[novel slate]

https://tenor.com/view/unc-still-got-it-gif-6384030002593541773

these warriors

[nimble onyx]

Bruh how did the Clippers blow that

I have no confidence in the Suns either

[smoky fable]

Kawhi had an awful 4th quarter

Curry had a performance

And Draymond locked Kawhi down

[novel slate]

kawhi went 7 points in the half, scorless 4th till a 2 point when the game was over

[dim ledge]

How do the clippers consistently shit themselves so much

[smoky fable]

It's their legacy

And the warriors are not losing to the suns

Will be the thunder victim

[novel slate]

DONT FORGET

https://tenor.com/view/celtics-al-horford-gif-25849100

[nimble onyx]

This might be more enjoyable tbf

Watching them get swept

[novel slate]

Kp looked really good out there

dude needs to just roid up and stay healthy

[dim ledge]

Crossing my fingers for my dream to come true

Knicks chip, Giannis comes, NYC Greeks flood msg every game and give that shit a euro atmosphere

[novel slate]

knicks are already pricing out the real fans

idk

[dim ledge]

As if Astoria isn't chock full of Greeks who are already Knicks fans lol

[smoky fable]

@hasty basin would enjoy that

[nimble onyx]

Santos did as well from what I watched

[dim ledge]

Lmao monster

[nimble onyx]

I would too, I’d rather OKC win it all again than the Spurs

Wouldn’t mind Denver either

[dim ledge]

I'm not over that time period where I legit predicted every NFL game

For like three weeks

What the fuck was I on man

[smoky fable]

the right stuff apparently. This wasn't related to Sab's pick ems right?

but yeah I remember that now

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/barryonhere/status/2044645865210417552?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Barry (@BarryOnHere)

Warriors destroy Phoenix.
Then upset OKC in 7.
Then sleepwalk to another ring.

Steph will be widely proclaimed top 2 player ever with MJ.

*sigh*

X · Apr 16, 2026, 5:15 AM

[dim ledge]

Yes but I'm high and thought I did it for the NBA playoffs

Last year

Then I looked up the messages and I was mistaken

[smoky fable]

Vinny won that and got the award

Are we not doing a prediction for this playoff year? @proud coyote

Wondering about that actually

Last year was pretty fun with the playoffs being solid overall

[dim ledge]

Nah I remember that but it was more like

Predicting how games would end or whatever

I thought but yeah was wrong

[smoky fable]

yeah I do remember

You see enough nfl games and you know what teams and quarterbacks tend to do

[nimble onyx]

No one could have predicted that Pacers run to the final

[smoky fable]

7 games as well for the finals

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/UnfortunateMLB/status/2044648195888750815?s=20

Baseball Images that Precede Unfortunate Events (@UnfortunateMLB)

X · Apr 16, 2026, 5:24 AM

[rancid thicket]

Orlando in Play ins? i didnt know

[amber grove]

https://x.com/i/status/2044641868018069807

Hoop Central (@TheHoopCentral)

Chris Paul’s IG story. 💀💀💀

X · Apr 16, 2026, 4:59 AM

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-laugh-funny-gif-12204102

[hasty basin]

And now Clippers lottery pick is secured for us

You never know...

[tardy solstice]

https://x.com/i/status/2044638674214887669
@willow bone

Swapnil Vats (@iamswapnilvats)

Vaibhav 🆚 Vaibhav‼️

Vaibhav Arora – 192 runs in 4 innings

Vaibhav Sooryavanshi – 200 runs in 5 innings

#IPL2026

X · Apr 16, 2026, 4:47 AM

[willow bone]

For a second i was like who is this other vaibhav who scored that much

It took me 5 seconds to get it in to my brain

[tardy solstice]

😭

[fathom tree]

💀

[pale nacelle]

@willow bone whats my budget nos

[pale nacelle]

What were all the rules??

[willow bone]

#sports message

[pale nacelle]

There is no rule stopping me from betting on both teams

[willow bone]

Whats the point of doing that?

You can only use 60% combined anyway

[pale nacelle]

Guaranteed profit

No loss

[willow bone]

??

There is no profit if you bet on both teams with same amount

[pale nacelle]

I put 50 on team a and 100 on b
If a wins, i lose my 100 but get 100 back so no loss
But if b wins i lose 50 but get 100 so 50 profit

[willow bone]

Which school did you study?

[pale nacelle]

😭😭

What did i do wrong

[willow bone]

You don't get 100 in first scenario

You only get 50

It just doubles, you invested 50 on a and got 100 so profit is 50

[pale nacelle]

Yeah 😭😭

Idk what i was thinking

[willow bone]

I'm starting to think you are much more younger than my initial prediction 🤔

[pale nacelle]

What 😭😭

I havent done calculations like this in long

I didnt pay attention

😭😭

[willow bone]

Bro thought he found a genius loophole

[pale nacelle]

Fr 🤣🤣

I didnt even think twice 😭

I just kept on typing 😭😭

[willow bone]

[pale nacelle]

I am still laughing at what i did 🤣🤣😭

[willow bone]

You need to learn maths again

[pale nacelle]

I just didnt pay attention 😑

I got too excited 😭

[willow bone]

@pale nacelle @final plaza @tardy solstice @fathom tree @sand flame

Reminder to place your bets for today's match between MI and PBKS

Note: There is a unconfirmed update that Rohit might not be playing (because of his injury from last match)

[pale nacelle]

I havea a feeling mi will win

But dont want to take a big risk

So I'll put 50 on mi

[willow bone]

Okay

There are still 51 matches left, its a long game

[pale nacelle]

Hm

[willow bone]

You can get 100 points per 1 day of nickname change, however you cannot if your points are more than 1000

[pale nacelle]

🤔

[pale nacelle]

I can change it to whatever i want??

[willow bone]

No, the person who has highest points at that point will give you the name

[pale nacelle]

Then its baf

Bad*

[willow bone]

Well you have to take punishment if you want extra points

[fathom tree]

300 PBKS

[willow bone]

Okay

[pale nacelle]

Hmmm

[final plaza]

100 MI

What had I bet on RCB yesterday?

[willow bone]

200

[final plaza]

Only?

amn

[willow bone]

Excluding daksh who cannot bet more than that, you and vedant are the least to bet on yesterday match

It was a sure win for RCB hence i invested more 😉

There is a small chance rcb can lose but its worth the risk

[final plaza]

There was an small chance of RCB getting back to their old ways

Losing with strong team

[willow bone]

Rcb never had a strong team

Its just strong 2 or 3 players

[final plaza]

They always had among top 4-5 teams

[sand flame]

Good

[final plaza]

It's just this time they had top 1 team

[sand flame]

Fuck him

Mi 200

[willow bone]

🤦🏽‍♂️

Fr0nsen was back and again investing in shit team

[sand flame]

Gimme the chapter update bish

[willow bone]

Only vedant left

[sand flame]

50 😭

[willow bone]

His predictions are not going well

He had his first win yesterday

[willow bone]

Who do you think will open for MI without rohit?

They can't even get in dekock because he is foreign player

If they bring in dekock they will have to out santner or boult

[pale nacelle]

I had no right before yesterday 😭😭

I had 80 or smth% predictions right before this 😭😭

[final plaza]

Remove Santner and play an Indian talent

which would do the SRH magic

[fleet orbit]

i tried to stay up for the whole game but made it to half time

I guess you could say the clippers weren’t the team they Aspired to be

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-smirk-gif-1501673502766173669

[trim timber]

you can say that they Clipped off more than they can swallow

[dim ledge]

https://fxtwitter.com/hekitike9/status/2044741473585750311

Heki (@hekitike9)

It’s hard, maybe even unfair… but I’m grateful this is happening to me here, among you. I’m not alone. Your strength and your love will be my driving force. See you again soon, Anfield ❤️

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FxTwitter · Apr 16, 2026, 11:35 AM