sports

[willow bone]

If you send that again i will block you seriously. Talk or don't reply 🤦🏽‍♂️

[late steeple]

cyg just lay down

drink some water

[willow bone]

Lol

[pale nacelle]

These emojis are working so far, whatever i say is happening sorry but i have to continue

[willow bone]

🤦🏽‍♂️

Superstitious mf

[late steeple]

holy

[willow bone]

Why is tim david bowling

[fathom tree]

They gave up

[pale nacelle]

✔️

😂😂

[fathom tree]

Soorya might beat Gayle record

[willow bone]

I give up too 🤦🏽‍♂️

[late steeple]

dont give up unc

just 1 wicket

[willow bone]

We don't have suyash

We have to fill the 5th bowler with david, iyer and romario

[pale nacelle]

Out 😭

[willow bone]

Wicket 😭

Finally

[late steeple]

ofc kohli had to be the one to do it

[willow bone]

3 or 4 wickets more

[late steeple]

theres a chance now unc

[willow bone]

Eh, probably too late

[late steeple]

W suryavanshi holy shit

[willow bone]

Required run rate is 6

[late steeple]

india u got a gem

[fathom tree]

I wanted to see a century💔

[willow bone]

I already gave up here once require rr hit 6

[tardy solstice]

cyg bro i would just stop watching cricket atp

what were you saying about suryavanshi

[late steeple]

😭

will be gone at 10 he said

LMFAO

[willow bone]

I didn't say anything?

What are you yapping now

[tardy solstice]

hes gone by the 10th over

[fathom tree]

Aged like fucking milk

[willow bone]

Oh yeah i did that

[fathom tree]

👍

[late steeple]

[willow bone]

Didn't say anything about his batting quality though

[late steeple]

HETMEYER

[pale nacelle]

Another 😭

[willow bone]

He is quality quality player

[tardy solstice]

rcb won

[willow bone]

Why did RR sent hetmyer?

And not parag?

[fathom tree]

Krunal smoking

[fathom tree]

They wanna finish early for NRR

[late steeple]

what is kohli saying

[willow bone]

Bro required rr is 6, even jadeja will score this 🤦🏽‍♂️

[pale nacelle]

I was seeing rapido ad

[late steeple]

i want there to be a twist so this will be an even better match

[pale nacelle]

Your reverse jinxing wont work now as i am back

[fathom tree]

“Remaining 10 overs should feel like hell”🔥🔥

[tardy solstice]

jadeja kinda washed

[willow bone]

I'm not even reverse jinxing

I truely gave up

[tardy solstice]

i had a joke but kinda gross

[willow bone]

You guys are just panicking for no reason

That was just brain dead shot by hetmyer, thats all

[late steeple]

where is this match at

chinnaswamy?

[pale nacelle]

Guwahati

[willow bone]

No

This is first away match for rcb

[fathom tree]

If it was Chinnaswamy every ball Soorya hit would’ve been a six

[pale nacelle]

✔️

[late steeple]

the screams for rcb is fuckin insane

[fathom tree]

When I first visited the stadium I felt it was a child’s playground

[tardy solstice]

wicket coming

good captaincy

[pale nacelle]

❌

Gone 😭😭

[tardy solstice]

SEE

NEVER DOUBT MY CRICKET KNOWLEGE

DGE

[late steeple]

LETS FUCKING GO WHAT A MATCH

[willow bone]

Its still easy 🤦🏽‍♂️

[fathom tree]

Ig I spoke too soon

[fathom tree]

Players don’t even play according to situation

[willow bone]

Yeah that was stupid shot from parag

[fathom tree]

Jadeja ggs

[willow bone]

But I'm sure one will score a 20-30 runs with 120 strike rate and chase it

Probably jadeja

[fathom tree]

He’ll do run a ball

[fathom tree]

Yup

[willow bone]

You guys are forgetting we still need to bowl 3 more from the 5th bowler quota

[late steeple]

will jadeja shine

[willow bone]

Too late for rcb to come back

[fathom tree]

Tim David hattrick??

[pale nacelle]

❌

[willow bone]

He won't even get another over lol

[fathom tree]

Better give it to Kohli

[willow bone]

Probably romario and maybe iyer will do rest

[fathom tree]

They’re running 2s bro ggs

[willow bone]

Bro bouncer 😂

[late steeple]

krunal is really different man 😭

the wicket keeper is having a tougher time than the batsman'

[fathom tree]

Krunal goat

[willow bone]

5th bowler will bowl now and we will be cooked

[pale nacelle]

✔️

[willow bone]

Why are they giving it to bhuvi?

They gonna give death overs to them or what?

[fathom tree]

Romario death overs

?

Probably

[willow bone]

We are cooked anyway

[pale nacelle]

✔️

[willow bone]

Bro, you guys already won. You don't have to try this hard

[fathom tree]

Some dot balls tho

[late steeple]

ngl unc youre giving up too early

[fathom tree]

Great over

Just don’t concede a boundary

Great

[pale nacelle]

Aren't you supporting rr??

[fathom tree]

None bro

I’m just there for the love of the game

[late steeple]

bro we are supporting good cricket

[fathom tree]

Yup

Aw shit

Krunal is actually Goated

[pale nacelle]

Not out

[fathom tree]

Pitching outside leg bro

Easy

[late steeple]

the fans are something else man these matches are so awesome

[tardy solstice]

Rcb is winning this

[willow bone]

You guys aren't seeing it yet, rcb is using everything they have now and leaving garbage bowling for the end 😂

[pale nacelle]

❌

[late steeple]

youve been wrong this whole match unc sit down rcb winning this

[fathom tree]

Nah they good at death

[pale nacelle]

❌

Rcb wont win

[tardy solstice]

Even garbage bowlers can handle the lower order tho

This is the right move

[fathom tree]

Jurel well played

[willow bone]

Jurel and jadeja will survive this

[late steeple]

wow what a shot

[pale nacelle]

✔️

[fathom tree]

Any one wicket now and the pressure will be crazy

[willow bone]

And they just walk in the park at the end against 5th bowler

[fathom tree]

Like they have Archer and Ferriera

[pale nacelle]

They can easily finish this

[fathom tree]

What can they do

[fathom tree]

Yea Jadeja and Jurel will finish

[willow bone]

Archer is known for 6 hitting

He won't get out before hitting 2 sixes

[fathom tree]

That’s long gone

He was like that in lockdown

[pale nacelle]

No 😭🙏

[fathom tree]

Nice try Patidar

[pale nacelle]

❌

[willow bone]

39 from 6 overs is walk in the park

Hazelwood is done

[fathom tree]

Yup

[willow bone]

Krunal is done

Bhuvi has just 1 over

[fathom tree]

Time to send Romario

And play some variations

[pale nacelle]

20 runs if he comes

16 if venky

14 if tim david

[fathom tree]

3 wickets if Kohli

[late steeple]

2 wickets cooking up this over

[pale nacelle]

❌

[pale nacelle]

2*

[fathom tree]

Finally you didn’t reply with a cross mark

Abhinandan

[willow bone]

Still no 5th bowler

[pale nacelle]

😎

[fathom tree]

It’s like he’s just coming in and bowling

Like no thought behind it

[willow bone]

😭

[late steeple]

abhinandan went for 40+ in 2 overs holy 😭

[fathom tree]

That one Jurel over

And again

Ggs

[tardy solstice]

Rr winning ig

[late steeple]

jurel hates this man

[tardy solstice]

Rr

[late steeple]

this will be a first loss for either team?

[willow bone]

Yeah

[fathom tree]

Good ball bro

[late steeple]

good ball for rr

[fathom tree]

I didn’t feel it was a wide

Yup ggs

[pale nacelle]

2 balls still left in the over 😂

[fathom tree]

Yea man this guy is just running in and doing bowling

70 runs from just boundaries for Soorya

[pale nacelle]

Wanted to see fastest ipl century but ok 😒

[fathom tree]

Same here

[pale nacelle]

Whats rcbs next match??

Mi??

[fathom tree]

Sunday

[pale nacelle]

Want mi to win but mi isnt in form

[tardy solstice]

Shepherd here

[pale nacelle]

And rcb is 🙄

[late steeple]

jadeja needs to get 1-2 boundaries in this over or he'll act as a deadweight

[pale nacelle]

Hmmm 🤔

[fathom tree]

Jurel will just do all the boundary hitting

[pale nacelle]

Poor ferrera

Never gets a chance to bat

😭😭

[fathom tree]

Yea should’ve sent Shepherd earlier

Instead of Abhinandan

[late steeple]

they taking 2s smartly too

😭

[pale nacelle]

😎

[late steeple]

what a match this has been

[fathom tree]

Yep

Krunal has one more

Only he’s been exciting

[pale nacelle]

??

[fathom tree]

An over

[pale nacelle]

No?

[fathom tree]

He does

Oh nvm

My bad

[pale nacelle]

[fathom tree]

💔

Nah Jurel got half of the runs from Abhinandan

Having a player like Bethell on bench

[pale nacelle]

Duffy too

Suyash sharma too

😭😭

[fathom tree]

Jurel get retired hurt bro💔

[late steeple]

we winning tomorrow

[pale nacelle]

Ferrera will get a chance 🔥🥹

[pale nacelle]

Nahhhh

[fathom tree]

Which team?

[pale nacelle]

Csk

[fathom tree]

Oh

[late steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/freaky-cat-cat-freaky-cat-freaky-tongue-freaky-cat-tongue-freaky-tongue-gif-11560619178986255398

this will be the thala effect

[fathom tree]

I’m expecting Gaikwad to play something big

I like him

[pale nacelle]

Poor ferrera 😭😭

[tardy solstice]

Match over ig

[fathom tree]

Yea too easy

Nah these reviews for wide are fucking annoying

[willow bone]

Gg

[fathom tree]

The guy beside Sooryavanshi looks like a heavy smoker

Maybe he gave him some

[pale nacelle]

😭😭🙏

[late steeple]

well and truly over

ggs

[sacred agate]

LFG RORY

[fathom tree]

Just fed him a lollipop

[late steeple]

@willow bone superover still possible

[fathom tree]

Ggs

Well played

[fathom tree]

Bruh😭🙏

[late steeple]

😭

ggs

[willow bone]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-homer-bush-disappear-awkward-gif-4841810

[fathom tree]

https://tenor.com/view/zaunvi-caitvitwt-gif-13636154074021418413

👍

[sacred agate]

Rory is fucking dialed in rn

Let’s goooo

[ripe yacht]

COME ON YOU IRONS ⚒️ https://fixupx.com/westham_central/status/2042512989144699020?s=46

Central (@WestHam_Central)

Stat: If West Ham beat Wolves this evening, Tottenham will enter the relegation zone for the first time in 18 years. 🤯

**💬 119 🔁 1.2K ❤️ 18.7K 👁️ 327.4K **

FixupX · Apr 10, 2026, 8:00 AM

[desert palm]

@slow violet @austere lava

https://vxtwitter.com/toeianimation/status/2042401191293030754?s=46

Toei Animation (@ToeiAnimation)

POV: You're at Seattle Mariners X ONE PIECE Night. ICYMI Fans came in droves to experience #ONEPIECE Night at T-Mobile Park! 🏴‍☠️⚾️🔱

Stay tuned for our next collab in May in Boston!

#ONEPIECE
#MARINERS

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 10, 2026, 12:36 AM

This is awesome!

[slow violet]

lol if only we didn't suck ass right now

[fathom tree]

Please West Ham

[robust grotto]

DINOS

DINOS

DINOS

DINOS

[smoky fable]

Bowen assist

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/greek-prayer-cross-holy-gif-4724233

[smoky fable]

And Tottenham in the relegation zone now

Good save by Sa

[sweet tree]

west ham scored

[smoky fable]

Man

[hasty basin]

Tsitaishvili goal nice

[sweet tree]

tits goal

I'm watching that

[sweet tree]

rulli being arse there

[hasty basin]

Yep but we take it

Metz have 3 Georgian players! and they're last in Ligue 1 by far 🥀

[smoky fable]

2-0

[robust grotto]

YAAAAAAA

HEMQ

SMHET IN.

[ripe yacht]

It’s all on Sunderland now

[robust grotto]

YESSSSS

[ripe yacht]

[sweet tree]

ohhh shit

spurs going down

[ripe yacht]

OMGGG

3-0

[sweet tree]

[ripe yacht]

[robust grotto]

AAAA

[sweet tree]

brace for castellanos

[ripe yacht]

Defence fell asleep

[burnt cedar]

We are staying up say we are staying up

[smoky fable]

Goal differential

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/2042702676001984690

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

Sources: The #Packers are trading WR Dontayvion Wicks to the #Eagles and he is getting a 1-year, $12.5M extension in a deal done by @DavidMulugheta of @AthletesFirst.

An important acquisition at a position of need before the Draft.

X · Apr 10, 2026, 8:34 PM

@sacred kite

@rustic ore

[rustic ore]

Ew

[neat radish]

4 lmao

[robust grotto]

Dinos Mavropanos

Absolute fucking boss

https://tenor.com/view/greek-prayer-cross-holy-gif-4724233

[noble fractal]

mavropanos when he doesn't play for greece

[ripe yacht]

What are the chances that spurs hold 7 on Sunday to lower the goal difference

[robust grotto]

Irons!!

[trim timber]

Maybe we'll go for a deep dish to watch the astronauts landing tonight

[crude berry]

Madrid dropped points

https://tenor.com/view/please7tv-please-beg-pray-hope-gif-3860103425950934673

We can afford to play our b team tomorrow

[hasty basin]

They actually got robbed 😭 😭

[austere lava]

😩 I wanna be there so bad

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/reporterchris/status/2042694047748206674?s=20

Chris Johnston (@reporterchris)

The Anaheim Ducks announce that GM Pat Verbeek has received a multi-year contract extension

X · Apr 10, 2026, 7:59 PM

[crude berry]

Deadass?

[sweet tree]

a real madrid guard of honor

https://tenor.com/view/i-will-love-it-and-i-think-i-deserve-it-cr7-smug-gif-2517128979880896642

[crude berry]

[sweet tree]

maybe

[smoky fable]

What an honor

[hasty basin]

https://i.gyazo.com/d9415eed55eba5344d5067e2de877eaf.mp4

He was bleeding after

😭

[dim ledge]

On our good Friday too

[slow violet]

@amber grove @smoky fable @rustic ore
https://frontofficesports.com/the-athletic-probing-dianna-russini-mike-vrabel-photos/?utm_source=TWITTER&utm_medium=Article&utm_campaign=Editorial

[amber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-gif-22187898

Dianna Russini ran out of football and getting divorced this year Inshallah

[proud coyote]

who cares lmao

[slow violet]

It's the off-season 😭 let us have something Juba

These new draftees suck they don't even smoke weed

[amber grove]

Like nothing else going on

What should we talk about? Jawan Taylor signing? He signed to my team and even I don't give a fuck

[sacred kite]

The fact that we are getting so many receivers scares me

[novel slate]

Sending hate towards Celtics and Cavs

[fleet orbit]

the draft is gonna be fun

[simple seal]

Posting the schedule like this lmao

[novel slate]

@amber grove why is CJ going crazy

[fleet orbit]

i am in milwaukee rockin da bears

[sacred kite]

Behind enemy lines

[fleet orbit]

wisconsin and illinois don’t vibe in sports that’s for sure 🤣🤣🤣

[amber grove]

Hes just him

[sacred kite]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-mgs-playstation-stealth-sneaking-gif-18131681

The Phillies are mediocre

[novel slate]

DD triple double inbound

[amber grove]

LFG

[fleet orbit]

mariners need to start winning soon

[plush jungle]

Jays are in a slump

[sacred kite]

Phils go up 4 in the first inning and then lose 5-4

This time is lifeless

[fleet orbit]

cubs just need consistent hitting to return it’s a good roster

[amber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/hawks-win-gif-9631004

WE CLINCH A TOP 6 SEED

[novel slate]

Good hoops today

Jazz grizzlies gonna be peak

[plush jungle]

Most random game to call peak

[novel slate]

It’s a tank off

They want their picks

[weak gull]

Give me that hornets pistons match up in the yoffs

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/MLB/status/2042782977898205328?s=20

MLB (@MLB)

Yandy Díaz homers to power @RaysBaseball to a victory against the Yankees!

X · Apr 11, 2026, 1:53 AM

[novel slate]

Jazz didn’t even try to tank

[rustic lichen]

Battle of the Red A’s

Good win today over Alabama

[dim ledge]

@proud coyote any thoughts on the guys we got today? I think it was a guy from the Bengals and I wanna say the dolphins

[smoky fable]

CB jack jones

he's from Miami

[amber grove]

https://x.com/i/status/2042731990235955709

Underdog (@Underdog)

The Atlanta Hawks are currently the 6-seed and are 19-5 since the All-Star Break, the best record in the Eastern Conference over that span.

They have a real chance to land one of AJ Dybantsa, Darryn Peterson, Cam Boozer, or Caleb Wilson in the draft👀

X · Apr 10, 2026, 10:30 PM

[placid latch]

@fleet orbit @rancid thicket @slow violet we won against the thunder 127-107

11 game winning streak

53 win team

with one more game against spurs

let's see if both teams play their regular squad or not

[amber grove]

https://x.com/i/status/2042779401092309148
@fleet orbit

𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉 (@HeatvsHaters)

The gang has split up 💔

@chicagobulls @ATLHawks @MiamiHEAT

X · Apr 11, 2026, 1:38 AM

[rancid thicket]

Luka might. 80% chance
Austin is deem to 20% chance. otherwise his injury will get worsten.

[rancid thicket]

great. lakers 2 wins in a row. must have been heavy minutes for unc bron

[sweet tree]

https://x.com/i/status/2042824443777483259

Podziemski’s Gravity (@currysnotafraud)

X · Apr 11, 2026, 4:37 AM

[dense blade]

this is actually the top post on the spurs reddit

I can't believe it

[placid latch]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-dillon-brooks-backshots-lakers-rockets-gif-4427500846118220611

[pale nacelle]

Tf 😭

[placid latch]

Btw jokic needs to play last game for 65 game threshold

So prolly yet another jokic vs wemby

If Wemby doesn't sit out

[hasty basin]

We had like 7 guys resting and Dort was still the worst player on the court

Idk how he does it

[rancid thicket]

whoever made that 65 game rule is shit af

[placid latch]

it's lu dort what do you expect

[rancid thicket]

and Media's mostly the ones who votes for MVP. is also sucks

[placid latch]

joel embid mvp

let's gooooo

[hasty basin]

Yet he still starts

[placid latch]

i mean he can get away with fouls

sometimes does good defense

and shoots steph curry arc

[rancid thicket]

he straight trash ngl

[placid latch]

nah embid good

[hasty basin]

Hes a liability on offence

[honest umbra]

can’t believe podz finally scored 30

that one twitter guy is back

[hasty basin]

And not even that good defensively now

[honest umbra]

lucky right before nba season ended too otherwise it was gonna be another 6 months

[hasty basin]

Lmaooo

I feel like if Podz was on like the Jazz or something he wouldnt have nearly this much attention

[placid latch]

true

[hasty basin]

Hes not even that bad but every one of his plays is under a spyglass

[honest umbra]

Yea he’s better than I would expect

[placid latch]

5/7 or 0/7 fromm 3

[honest umbra]

he’s pretty small

but he plays big

[hasty basin]

Thats what happens when you play for like Warriors/Celtics/Knicks/Lakers

[honest umbra]

but I think it’s because he tries to fit himself into convos he doesn’t belong

which kinda irritates people

[hasty basin]

Hes shooting under 40% from the field 💀

[placid latch]

podz being more famous then markarren

[hasty basin]

Worst in NBA apparently

[hasty basin]

I mean yeah the stuff he says is

[placid latch]

yah lmao on par with volume 3 pt only shooters

[hasty basin]

Why did Wemby play today

[placid latch]

like divincenzo

[hasty basin]

What if he got injured

[placid latch]

jokic is playing next game so

ig he gonna play

he wanna get revenge so bad

from his expression

[hasty basin]

Jokic has 65 to get to and Nuggets/Lakers is still up for contention for the seeding right?

But Wemby had nothing to play for

Nvm he also has to get to 65

What has Silver done to the league ☠️

[placid latch]

i mean if you look at it the one way , the fans who paid for the tickets will get their money's worth

but it also make take away a generational season from the awards or all nba

imagine paying to see lu dort score 1 3ptr and sitting out

[willow bone]

Abhishek sharma is either a blind slogger one day or pure entertainer another day

@tardy solstice

[pale nacelle]

Pbks will win this match

[final plaza]

@willow bone LETS GOOOK

sharma putting out a wonderful performance so far

[willow bone]

@final plaza

[willow bone]

Wanna bet?

[pale nacelle]

Too late now

Copper connolly motm incoming

[willow bone]

How is it too late when you are saying punjab will win?

[pale nacelle]

🤫

[willow bone]

Pussy

[pale nacelle]

Whats the wager

[willow bone]

7 days nick name change

[pale nacelle]

7 days is too much

[willow bone]

3 days then

[pale nacelle]

🤔

[willow bone]

@final plaza @tardy solstice @late steeple @pale nacelle lets all play a prediction game

We all get 1000 points and bet in every match some points. Winner gets their points double and loser loses all their points invested 😉

[willow bone]

Say yes or no

[pale nacelle]

The match is already in srhs favor so i am not so confident now

We could bet on a different match

Like mi rcb

[willow bone]

Bet in evening match then

Csk vs dc

[pale nacelle]

Dc 100%

[willow bone]

Okay 3 days nn change

I will bet on csk

[pale nacelle]

🤝

[pale nacelle]

The person with the most points in the end can give others a punishment maybe 🤔

Shashank 👏

[willow bone]

Reward we can decide after thinking

There will be rules though

[final plaza]

Good knock abhishek. You did your job fabulously

[willow bone]

Like you cannot invest more than 60% of your balance, don't want people to go all in and sit idle rest of the series

[pale nacelle]

Never imagined shashank would be punjabs best bowler 😭😭

[willow bone]

IPL TOURNAMENT

Starting balance - 1000 points

Rules

You can only bet upto 60% of your balance for one match.

Winner gets the points doubled and loser loses all points.

Tie or draw games will be void.

Let me know if you wanna bet any points in any match before the first ball bowls. Once the first ball bowls you cannot participate or update the bet.

How to use points

If your points is double of someone

• You can burn 20% to change nickname of them for 2 days
• You can burn 30% to change pfp of them for 2 days
• You can burn 40% to change both nickname and pfp of them for 2 days.
• You can earn points by accepting for nickname change from someone who has highest points. You cannot cross 1000 with this. 1day nickname change gives 100 points

@final plaza @tardy solstice @late steeple @pale nacelle @fathom tree

[pale nacelle]

175 on dc

[willow bone]

Okay

Daksh - 175 on dc

[final plaza]

What is bro doing 💀

[willow bone]

Bettings among ourself with fake points

[pale nacelle]

If we are doing this lets abandon the other bet

[willow bone]

Nah, thats different between you and me

[willow bone]

I will be betting 250 points on csk

[pale nacelle]

250 🤔

[willow bone]

You can change your points or whom you are betting at any point but only before toss happens.

Once toss happens its locked

Just ping me

[pale nacelle]

It should be after the match starts

[willow bone]

No, toss has some value so its locked after toss happens

[pale nacelle]

🤔

I mean knowing the lineups and who will do what first is important to make a guess

[willow bone]

Okay then before the first ball bowled

@fathom tree you wanna join too?

[willow bone]

Are you going to bet?

[final plaza]

Dc CSK?

Is mahi in match?

[willow bone]

Evening match yeah

[willow bone]

You can bet after the toss

[final plaza]

Okay

[willow bone]

But you have to inform before first ball bowled

[final plaza]

I think the script would make it so that mahi first match is w

[willow bone]

He is not ready yet

Brevis might be back

[tardy solstice]

Yo

[tardy solstice]

Srh today

[willow bone]

Read all my pings

[tardy solstice]

I'm outside gimme some time

[willow bone]

This match already started so it starts from evening match

[tardy solstice]

I see

[willow bone]

You can read it before the start of evening match, no rush

[tardy solstice]

Alright alright

[pale nacelle]

People would predict this so maybe opposite will happen

[willow bone]

Lets predict at what position dhoni will bat when he plays 😂

[final plaza]

😂

[pale nacelle]

😂😂

[fathom tree]

Yo I’m gonna watch it now

[willow bone]

#sports message

#sports message

Read these 2 messages and let me know if you want in

[fathom tree]

So I gotta start from next game then?

[willow bone]

We all start from csk vs dc evening match

[fathom tree]

Aight

Who you bet on this match?

[willow bone]

We didn't since i thought of it after match started

[fathom tree]

Ok so we all start from csk vs dc

[willow bone]

This is the current, i haven't received bets from others yet for csk vs dc. Let me know how many points and against whom if you wanna bet in csk vs dc match before first ball bowls

[willow bone]

Yes

[fathom tree]

60% is the limit right?

[willow bone]

Right

[fathom tree]

600 on CSK👍🙏

[pale nacelle]

😭🙏

Down to 400 after the 1st match is crazy

[willow bone]

Sure but think of it as long run, don't lose all points before end of season 😂

[fathom tree]

Go big or go home

[fathom tree]

Nah I’m confident

[willow bone]

Yeah i know thats why i kept 60% restriction

[fathom tree]

Yup

[willow bone]

If you lose and get to 400 then you can only bet with 240

[willow bone]

What is your name?

Mcgill?

James?

[fathom tree]

Just keep it as Saul

[willow bone]

Okay

[final plaza]

what happens if someone reaches 0

[willow bone]

You cannot

Because 60% is the limit

[final plaza]

what happens after that

[willow bone]

You would have suck soo much to reach 0

[final plaza]

what happens if I am down to 400

like what happens Saul after today when csk loses

[willow bone]

Like if saul loses his balance is 400, limit will be 240, if he loses again then balance will be 160, limit will be 96 and so on

They would have to lose like 15-20 times in a row

I can lower the limit to 40% or 50%

[final plaza]

what if I just bet 700 at first

[willow bone]

Win means double the points you betted, lose means you lose all the points you bet

[final plaza]

I am down to 300

[willow bone]

You cannot, limit is 60%

[final plaza]

ah

smh not fun

there needs to be smth for losers

there's nothing at stake here really

[willow bone]

There will be

At the end

Not every match lol

Like once the ipl ends who will remain at what position

With how many points

[final plaza]

meh

not liking this betting system. Improve it fr

run out

😭

[willow bone]

Its just for fun mf

What else you want

[final plaza]

nice I got cyg to say mf

an achievement fr

[willow bone]

I did say it few times before but very rare

I tend to use some words if others also use it

[final plaza]

nah like betting for nickname change

or pfp change

is more fun

[final plaza]

same

[willow bone]

If you have more than double the points of someone, you can burn 10% of your points to change nickname for them for 2 day 😉

So win points with betting and use it to change nn or pfp

Nn is 20% pfp is 30%

[pale nacelle]

So if i win todays i can change sauls name for 117.5 points

[willow bone]

You can

Thats the thought

@final plaza what do you think

[final plaza]

it's okay

[willow bone]

I will change it to 1 day since we have games each day

[pale nacelle]

Having more than double of someone's points is something that will not happen very frequently

[willow bone]

You can bet like 60% of your balance so it happens more often than you think

Like if you are equal one betted 60% and lost you will be double of them

[fathom tree]

Save your points bro💔

[willow bone]

Man, such a below par score from srh after that start

[willow bone]

You have to think aswell, if you burn points and give someone nn change, other may get double your points and give you nickname

Also yeah our csk vs dc bet we can cancel

I will change the %

Nn change 20%, pfp change 30%

And duration is 2 days

[hasty basin]

ELI JUNIOR

KROUPI

What a pass from Christie

[willow bone]

Out

[willow bone]

@dense blade @sweet smelt @placid latch

Let me know if you want to join the ipl tournament 😉

[novel slate]

Oh my days

Load of bullocks

Trash free kick wtf

[fathom tree]

Arsenal please sell the game🙏❤️‍🩹

[pale nacelle]

Please 🙏🙏

[dense blade]

nah im fine

i don't follow it along much

[willow bone]

How did i forget srh bowling is shit

[fathom tree]

Their bowling was shit even in the season they reached the finals

Their batting hard carried them

[willow bone]

They had cummins atleast

Now they don't even have cummins

[fathom tree]

Nah he went for too much

[dense blade]

why is garnacho playing for you guys

[fathom tree]

Good captaincy tho

[hasty basin]

Commentators actually called him Alejandro 😭

[pale nacelle]

😭😭

[dense blade]

I hate that haircut so much omg

[noble fractal]

doesn't city have to redo a game

bc it got cancelled

[dense blade]

yeah they have a double gw this week

[fathom tree]

Against Crystal Palace?

[final plaza]

we need wickets fast

smh

[willow bone]

With this bowling?

[novel slate]

This Scott dude sucks

[fathom tree]

It was decent free kick

[novel slate]

Why do they always fall

And the ref buys it

[fathom tree]

The refs have been shit every game this season

Like across all competitions

Barca vs Atletico ref might be suspended

[noble fractal]

yeah

[pale nacelle]

He got suspended for this ucl ig

[willow bone]

@final plaza fuck this team

[final plaza]

honestly

[noble fractal]

https://x.com/i/status/2042927585756086580

Danis (@DanisMCFC)

Arsenal once again with the most auraless banner ever 😂😂😂😭

X · Apr 11, 2026, 11:27 AM

[fathom tree]

1 loss at home and against United

Cinema

[willow bone]

@final plaza just 93, less than what srh scored

[novel slate]

What is arsenals nba equivalent skill wise

[late steeple]

who is hitting from PBKS i just saw the score

[hasty basin]

Pistons I guess

But hate levels higher than OKC

[novel slate]

What is the opposition

[dense blade]

They don't even give pen shouts replays anymore

Crazy

[solid dagger]

People hate OKC because they win, when it comes to Arsenal I think most people hate the team because of the fanbase

[novel slate]

It is not cause they win

[dense blade]

Arsenal players are insufferable too tbf

[solid dagger]

Dort is also a major factor tbh

[novel slate]

The thunder made Ihart start flopping

He didn’t do that with the Knicks

[hasty basin]

He's done it like twice

[novel slate]

These dudes always on the floor bruh

[fathom tree]

Fr like Gabriel after every loss starting a beef

[novel slate]

Faking contact counts for like thirty times

[solid dagger]

The thing I dislike the most is the hacking on defence

[hasty basin]

Nah we barely get fouls in games lol

[solid dagger]

Jokic knows something about that

[hasty basin]

Let alone freethrows

It's only Shai who gets them

[novel slate]

I’m talking about this football game, they keep falling

[solid dagger]

He's going back to back mvps

This is the last mvp before the Wembanyama era

8 straight mvps

[solid dagger]

Oh lol my bad

[hasty basin]

Not if someone has something to say about it

[novel slate]

Kat earns his FTs

[hasty basin]

https://tenor.com/view/flagg-cooper-flagg-dunk-dakdak-nba-gif-3236081356899327381

[solid dagger]

Who's your ROTY?

[hasty basin]

Had to show the 1 gif where he's dunking on Mamu 😭

[novel slate]

I still agree

[hasty basin]

Still Flagg for me

I like Kon

But I just see Coop as the star more

[novel slate]

Kon got gapped in these last 3 games

[solid dagger]

Flagg is the better player but Kon is crazy

And Kon isn't a first option

[hasty basin]

Yeah

Flagg I like because of his 2 way play and I just like the diverse scoring a bit more

[solid dagger]

Being one of the best shooters in the league as a rookie is insane

[solid dagger]

Imagine the Mavs get another top 3 pick

[solid dagger]

I'd be sick to my stomach

iirc they had like a 1% chance of landing the 1st pick last year

Adam Silver will pay for this

[hasty basin]

Hell naw

Don't give them another one

[novel slate]

5

[hasty basin]

Did yall see that AD interview

They told him delibirately that the boos wouldn't be for him in Dallas

[novel slate]

Yeah

And they used championships plural

This ref bipolar

[fathom tree]

@willow bone SRH somehow in the game

[hasty basin]

YESS SCOTTT

[willow bone]

Punjab batting is same as srh till now

Go big in pp without a wicket

Then lose chunk of wickets

And slow down

[dense blade]

LMAO

[willow bone]

Sak, place your bets

[late steeple]

im good

[willow bone]

Wdym I'm good, we all are playing

[mental wind]

YOOO

[fathom tree]

2-1

[late steeple]

well then I'm not 😭

[fathom tree]

Please

[mental wind]

@hasty basin hang in there

[fathom tree]

❤️‍🩹

[willow bone]

Why?

[noble fractal]

opened sofa to bournemouth goal

[late steeple]

I won't be following every match I'm busy

[hasty basin]

Pleaseee

[willow bone]

You just have to place bets even if you don't watch them

[dense blade]

A lot depends on city v arsenal if this holds on

[late steeple]

what's the point of betting if I'm not watching them unc

😭

[willow bone]

Because its fun, we playing to get more points and you can use points to change nickname or pfp of others

[late steeple]

nah

[willow bone]

You suck

[late steeple]

bruh

[willow bone]

Don't talk to me

[dense blade]

Putting on dowman in a game is certainly a choice

[noble fractal]

fun fact but bournemouth last loss in the league was atsenal

[late steeple]

are we deadass

act your age unc

[willow bone]

https://tenor.com/view/talk-to-the-hand-donald-duckn-cartoons-donald-duck-dont-talk-to-me-donald-stoping-gif-12138327

[mental wind]

cool name

[willow bone]

Thanks

[novel slate]

Yellowing these bluds up

Nice shot arsenal

Open net btw

[dense blade]

Petrovic is so bad at catching the ball

[fathom tree]

Nah please lose

[hasty basin]

On God bro

[fathom tree]

Somehow bottle the 9 point lead

[hasty basin]

But he has been better

Lately

[novel slate]

3 yellows in like 3 minutes

[dense blade]

it's Michael oliver

Remember the name

He does this often

[novel slate]

First time watching a premier game in my life

[fathom tree]

That’s the only football league I watch cause it doesn’t require a subscription

The streaming websites I used just disappeared

[dense blade]

wait a sec, is this new from sofascore

[fathom tree]

Dang Fot mob doesn’t have all this

[dense blade]

they've added referees finally

fut mob used to be good

[hasty basin]

Nah been there for ages

[dense blade]

then sofascore updated their age old ui

[dense blade]

maybe I don't remember seeing it ig

[hasty basin]

I always used to check refs when they were dodgy to see where they managed the most

[dense blade]

I used to google it lol

[hasty basin]

Said managed ffs shows what state of mind I'm in rn

Petrovic chill

WHY WAS GABRIEL THERE

Thank God Jimenez

[novel slate]

Holy moly

The switching sides when in pain is a classic

[dense blade]

+5 is fair

[tardy solstice]

@willow bone what betting

[willow bone]

Explained everything here
#sports message

[novel slate]

Chance for arsenal

[hasty basin]

Fuck

Raya is in

FULL TIME

[mental wind]

YESSSS

[dense blade]

You have done your part croco

[mental wind]

HELL YEAY

[dense blade]

Thank you for your service to the premier league

[mental wind]

Chelsea hand us the 3 pts

[hasty basin]

FUCK YEAH MAN

[mental wind]

@fringe tundra @spice socket

[tardy solstice]

200 dc

[hasty basin]

BROKE THE DRAW CURSE

[mental wind]

youve done exceptional croco

it wont be in vain

[karmic anvil]

NORTHHH LONDON FOREVERRRRRR 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Hold dat Arsenal

[simple seal]

Arsenal lmaoooo

[noble fractal]

city you are up

[spice socket]

https://tenor.com/view/nyet967100-carlo-ancelotti-gif-5039106848856213374

[willow bone]

I guess srh lost and punjab won

[mental wind]

enzo is out for chelsea too

we should be able to get it

[burnt cedar]

For Assna to win the league Arteta gotta go now

We could be managerless

And probably do better

If all fails we’ll just have to settle for the ucl

[pale nacelle]

Yeah

[placid latch]

It s either hit 250+ Or lose for srh

[pale nacelle]

Arsenal lost 🥹

[willow bone]

You didn't reply to my ping but you reply to this? 🙄

[noble fractal]

what makes u think arsenal won't loose thebplot next week and chocke against sporting at home

[willow bone]

Say something new

[placid latch]

I was hibernating while being in the consious state of studying

[burnt cedar]

I don’t think anymore bro, I’ve lost the plot

[willow bone]

Reply now then either yes or no

[burnt cedar]

Forget Arsenal losing the plot

[slow violet]

if load management is supposed to help players backed by data, how come they can't stop Embiid from getting injured 😭

[noble fractal]

arsenal might admitedly make finals

but with how they play rn thats the end

[burnt cedar]

I think we could make the final if we played Barca but I think Atletico beat us

[noble fractal]

bayern/psg are waiting at the other side

[burnt cedar]

Bayern PSg for sure are beating us

Our players are dead

Our manager is a weirdo

What a club

[fathom tree]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-squid-game-3-squid-game-season-3-gi-hun-front-man-gif-310917822261103384

Bruh

Matt Henry benched👍

Maybe impact player

[willow bone]

Not benched

[final plaza]

100. dc

[willow bone]

Impact player yeah

Because playing 11 has 3 foreigners only

I feel like karun nair is better than nitish rana currently. Rana isn't performing well

[placid latch]

No gamba

[fathom tree]

Karun Nair has to play

https://youtu.be/gFQQOq59vGg?si=r_EMtjQOI422dm42

[fathom tree]

Bros too quick with these videos😭🙏

[simple seal]

https://bsky.app/profile/optajoe.com/post/3mj7wyhzxw22a

OptaJoe (@optajoe.com)

3 - After only suffering three defeats in their opening 49 matches of this season in all competitions (W37 D9), Arsenal have since lost three of their last four (W1). Tension.

Bluesky · Apr 11, 2026, 1:29 PM

[willow bone]

Hmm, just give him 2 or 3 games and see how he does

[simple seal]

https://tenor.com/view/choke-choking-cant-breathe-gif-18358412

[fathom tree]

https://tenor.com/view/mikel-arteta-arteta-bottlers-bottle-jobs-arsenal-gif-18207846335392775356

Nah why don’t my GIFs work

[willow bone]

!pics

[azure seal]

You are able to post pictures after you reach level 10. Check your level by typing ?rank in #bots.

[pale nacelle]

!embedfail

[azure seal]

LMAOO EMBED FAIL
You are able to post pictures after you reach level 10. Check your level by typing ?rank in #bots

[frail berry]

brentford pen

[willow bone]

Is this one of those matches where samson scores?

[pale nacelle]

No

He'll score in the match msd returns

Then back to <20 for 2 matches

Then he'll score average 25 every match

[willow bone]

I'm feeling that this is samson match

Brewis also back

[sweet tree]

no shot arsenal lost at home

bruh

[fathom tree]

Let Liverpool lose today and we can say that Football won

[late steeple]

samson scoring

is thala back today

[fathom tree]

He crossed 20 runs for the first time this season

This is really his match

[pale nacelle]

No

Sak you didnt place a bet

[late steeple]

I'm not betting

[pale nacelle]

No you are

[late steeple]

naw

[pale nacelle]

@late steeple

[pale nacelle]

Yes you are

[late steeple]

remove me from this shit man I won't even be following ipl after like a week

[pale nacelle]

L

[sweet tree]

I dont think city look great but holy shit they are being gifted the red carpet if this continues lol. insane

[pale nacelle]

@willow bone

[willow bone]

True

[willow bone]

He already told me

What is gaikwad doing

[late steeple]

the whistles are so annoying even through the screen I can't imagine what it would be like in the stadium

[willow bone]

Gaikwad has been more shit than samson this season

[willow bone]

Apparently this is first time he has double digit score, not 20 😂

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/HeatvsHaters/status/2042779401092309148

𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉 (@HeatvsHaters)

The gang has split up 💔

@chicagobulls @ATLHawks @MiamiHEAT

X · Apr 11, 2026, 1:38 AM

[placid latch]

Already seen this sent by drizzy

What are your thoughts on play in tournament

[hasty basin]

Ah mb

[hasty basin]

Wasn't needed imo but I don't have strong feelings against it

[placid latch]

Fair

[willow bone]

I was about to say to retire out gaikwad

Advantage CSK 😉

[fathom tree]

Even Rahul got out for like 1 and 0 then came back with a 94

[willow bone]

So he will fail today

Rahul

[pale nacelle]

❌

😂😂

[fathom tree]

That guy is consistent bro

Samson on a mission to save my 600 points

[pale nacelle]

But he will fail unfortunately

[late steeple]

wtf was 8 business days stumping

[pale nacelle]

Dropped too

[willow bone]

What is dc doing

[willow bone]

We will see

[pale nacelle]

Giving csk a chance

[willow bone]

Samson not stopping after giving chance

[pale nacelle]

Now this will be a close match

But dc will still win

[willow bone]

If csk losses then gaikwad is the reason

[pale nacelle]

+bowling

[willow bone]

Csk should score 200+ considering dube and brewis yet to come

Sarfaraz too

[fathom tree]

Pulling shots out of his ahh

[willow bone]

Have you seen his scores in previous matches?

[pale nacelle]

Csk will score 189

[willow bone]

239

[fathom tree]

Really good strike rate

[pale nacelle]

And dc will chase it in 19.3 overs with 4 wickets left

[fathom tree]

🥶

[willow bone]

Thats what csk need, quick burst

[fathom tree]

Yup

[willow bone]

Nice delusion

[pale nacelle]

It isnt delusion if its true

Dc will win today

[willow bone]

Nice

Lovely

[fathom tree]

Mhatre

[willow bone]

Ngidi is experienced bowler, he will recover

Come on csk, aim for 230

[pale nacelle]

😬

[willow bone]

Hehehe

If csk wins, saul will have almost double yours points

[pale nacelle]

Saul*

[willow bone]

My bad

When did Mukesh become this good wtf?

Finished well

[pale nacelle]

Samson played well

Didnt expect this

Will complete his century in this over

[willow bone]

Don't jinx mf

[late steeple]

holy tomorrow night's match is insane

[pale nacelle]

Mi WILL win

[willow bone]

I will use my 60% on rcb

[pale nacelle]

You'll lose it all

[willow bone]

We will see

[pale nacelle]

Rcb are up against the 2nd best team

They already lost to the best

[willow bone]

Okay bro

[pale nacelle]

A bad start doesnt mean anything

Oops i forgot you were a mi hater 😭

[willow bone]

Doesn't also mean they are 2nd best

[willow bone]

To the core

[pale nacelle]

I am the opposite

[willow bone]

Ewwww mi lover

[pale nacelle]

Why would i hate mi

[willow bone]

These last 14-15 balls has been very good from dc

[pale nacelle]

Samson century loading...

[willow bone]

They are bowling well

[pale nacelle]

Cyg??

[willow bone]

Because the owners are shit

Retired out lol

[pale nacelle]

😂😂

[willow bone]

Makes sense

15 balls left with dube and brewis

However this will be considered as out

[pale nacelle]

Didnt the srh owners buy a pakistani player 🤔

[willow bone]

@fathom tree told you at the very beginning

Its samson day

[pale nacelle]

Seem pretty good owners buying a indian army hater

[willow bone]

Outside of ipl, other franchise did too

[pale nacelle]

[pale nacelle]

I dont remember

[willow bone]

You can google

Nice 4 4

[pale nacelle]

Srh kkr and dc

[willow bone]

Hmm

Its outside league, shouldn't matter.

[pale nacelle]

And it isnt just about a pakistani player he's a full indian army hater

[willow bone]

👆

[pale nacelle]

I mean if you are paying a person who hates and disrespects your army thats just wrong

[dim ledge]

It would be best if we kept political discussions like that away from the server, sorry

[willow bone]

I don't wanna have a political discussion here, lets leave it

[willow bone]

Yeah we are good

[pale nacelle]

Sorry

[willow bone]

Back to the match

My 230 hopes are gone, atleast 210 please

Dc has bowled really well at the end

[pale nacelle]

Dc chasing this

[willow bone]

Sure 😂

Dube came to replace mhatre and scored 8 from 6, dissapointed

Sarfaraz would have been better

Good

[pale nacelle]

212 target

Dc will chase this in 19.4 overs

[willow bone]

Didn't you say csk will score 189?

[tardy solstice]

212 ain't a good target when you lose 2 wickets

[pale nacelle]

Yes

[pale nacelle]

213*

[willow bone]

Daksh trying hard to do math

[pale nacelle]

What 😭

I couldnt type 😭

[willow bone]

Agree, blame gaikwad

Dc bowled well in between 15-18 overs

[pale nacelle]

Dc's highest scorer nissanka 👀

[late steeple]

115 damn nice

[willow bone]

Dc were lucky in first 2 matches with rizvi coming out of syllabus

[tardy solstice]

Mhatre lol

Alright will watch the first ball of the day soon

Let's hope kl doesn't get out by then