sports

[old oasis]

nah

[willow bone]

Insane potential

[final plaza]

yeah they are washed lol

[willow bone]

Easy win for RR

[final plaza]

yeah

not worth watching lol

[open lion]

Fingers crossed Al nassr don't sit idly and reunite mane and Salah 🤞

[willow bone]

Not gonna watch suryavanshi?

[old oasis]

he will go to Saudi Arabia to take his money

[fringe tundra]

wallahi I just get worried about Saudi does to players at times but what can I say it’s business

salah would be silly to reject a ridiculous salary

[final plaza]

I am watching

[old oasis]

in Europe no one is really interest about Salah

[final plaza]

but I don't think it would be a fun match

[willow bone]

I hope jaiswal play well

[final plaza]

gotta take that bag man

[willow bone]

Super over trust

[late steeple]

GT is the most underwhelming team for me

[final plaza]

their strategy had always been like

[willow bone]

Yeah, even more than kkr

[final plaza]

first 3 players hit the majority runs

and the bowlers somehow try to save them

[open lion]

Tbh if they fit in with the culture they'll still be able to maintain their professional lvl. Saudi isn't ez to play in tbh. I mean like we got Ronaldo, Mane, and Neves who play incredibly for their national teams.

[willow bone]

Not when hardik was captain

It was only after the switch

[final plaza]

well yeah

the team has been entirely different after that

[final plaza]

who are old now

[slow violet]

https://vxtwitter.com/NakeemHere/status/2040399945761501325?s=20

𝐍𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐦 (@NakeemHere)

Tf is Shaq doing rocking a One Piece shirt 😭

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 4, 2026, 12:03 PM

[final plaza]

ronaldo is freaking 40+ now

[final plaza]

shaq casted in OP fr fr

[pale nacelle]

Salah to al nassar 👀

[pale nacelle]

Shaq as kaido 🔥🔥

[open lion]

41 year old Ronaldo was like the top scorer on the nations league last season, and Ruben Neves is so good he's getting linked with United and other top flight teams.

Mane like carried his team to the AFCON finals too

[pale nacelle]

Maybe even blackbeard 🔥🔥😭

[open lion]

We have the same timeline bcz ISTG I just saw this a minute ago

[late steeple]

jack black should be blackbeard

holy RR openers

[pale nacelle]

I mean tbh opla just sucks because there's no don krieg

[final plaza]

i don't watch football nowadays but man it's a sports where Stamina is so necessary even more so than Cricket
and 40 is already OLD in just cricket

[open lion]

@fringe tundra is this shit true ??????
https://x.com/i/status/2040405277187432767

ً (@hekillshot)

X · Apr 4, 2026, 12:25 PM

[late steeple]

you asking him like he's involved 😭

[pale nacelle]

Fr 😭🤣

[open lion]

Chill Maz knows wassup

[pale nacelle]

😭🙏

[willow bone]

Finally time for your RR team to shine against minnow teams

Missed chance

[pale nacelle]

Gt disrespect is crazy

Rr will win this comfortably like the last time

Almost a run out 😬

[willow bone]

Suicide running

What a shot

[pale nacelle]

Jaiswal not playing test🤩

[willow bone]

It was one match shut up

[pale nacelle]

😂😂

[willow bone]

Buttler not at his best

GT have all the players who declined

[mental wind]

the term isnt open goal but he had 90% chance to score

[willow bone]

Yashashwi 😍

I'm feeling jaiswal century today

[final plaza]

Panauti..

[pale nacelle]

Please stay silent 🙏🙏

Dont say anything about this match 🙏🙏

[willow bone]

If he scores a century, you should never call me this again

[willow bone]

Shut up

[pale nacelle]

Please 🙏🙏

[willow bone]

🤫

[pale nacelle]

Cyg you need to shut up ik you'll jinx rr

[willow bone]

I support RR you idiot

[pale nacelle]

So??

[willow bone]

In this match*

[pale nacelle]

Doesnt mean rr cant get jinxed

[willow bone]

Why would i jinx RR if i support RR

[pale nacelle]

You dont want to jinx rr

But they can get jinxed even if you dont have the intention to

[willow bone]

Trust me, I'm feeling his century tonight

[placid latch]

Wait does he watch one piece

[willow bone]

Man jurel needs to reduce his dot balls

Just take singles

[pale nacelle]

Yeah

[willow bone]

Whats the use of 4 if he does 3 dots

[pale nacelle]

Fr 😭

[willow bone]

Dude again dots

Mf, rotate strike

[pale nacelle]

He wants to plant trees

[willow bone]

Lucky 4

[pale nacelle]

Again 3 dots and a 4 😂

[willow bone]

I want to support him after last year disaster but he is not helping

[pale nacelle]

[willow bone]

It felt like ages for jaiswal to get strike

[pale nacelle]

Jaiswal 🔥

[pale nacelle]

😂😂

[frail berry]

Can we bring back the international break

Liverpool are an embarrassment

[pale nacelle]

Nah man city are too good

Jaiswal gone 😭😭

[willow bone]

Good innings

Who else left in batting?

Parag 😐

And hetmyer 🤦🏽‍♂️

[tardy solstice]

Thanks

[pale nacelle]

Hetmyer will come back to his peak just see

[tardy solstice]

Jurel hetmyer again🔥

[willow bone]

Its okay, he scored half century ✌️

[pale nacelle]

😭🙏

Nah parag came

[willow bone]

Obviously he will come

He is the captain

[tardy solstice]

Jurel the only guy who keeps on getting worse in ipl

[pale nacelle]

Yeah

[final plaza]

@willow bone what did I say mr panauti

[pale nacelle]

What a shot 🔥

[willow bone]

Its okay, I'm biggest jaiswal supporter, if not today he will score century next time 😉

[pale nacelle]

I am a bigger jaiswal supporter

[final plaza]

since he didn't score one, you have to have the nickname #1 panauti

[willow bone]

You literally called him test player few mins back

[willow bone]

No?

[tardy solstice]

Why is every Southie i meet a massive gill hater and jaiswal fan🤔

[pale nacelle]

It was a joke 😭

[willow bone]

Sure sure

[willow bone]

Gill hater?

[final plaza]

you should fr

[tardy solstice]

I thought you hated gill too

[willow bone]

You just stopped saying this stuff, otherwise you are the biggest panauti

[pale nacelle]

I support most rr players more than anyone

[final plaza]

are you bengali?

[tardy solstice]

If srh doesn't win the next match sommers changes his name

[tardy solstice]

Marwari

[pale nacelle]

Support rr

[willow bone]

Not really a hater, i shit on anyone if they don't play well. Gill didn't play well in t20 international so i shitted on him

[tardy solstice]

I have the most generic ass name it's the John doe of india

[tardy solstice]

I did till 2016

[tardy solstice]

That's fair

[pale nacelle]

Gone 😭😭

[willow bone]

I support jaiswal irrespective which team he plays

[final plaza]

was gt's last game with kxip?

[tardy solstice]

Yrs

[pale nacelle]

I am 100% i support him more than you but if he leaves rr then ig my support will lower a bit

[willow bone]

Rr is doing too much, just score 200. GT doesn't have batsmens to chase 200

[tardy solstice]

MFS supportscaling now

[final plaza]

rich /s

[willow bone]

🫩

[pale nacelle]

🤣

[final plaza]

which emote is this

can you send ss

I don't think my pc supports that emote so it's showing block

[final plaza]

yeah never seen that

[pale nacelle]

🫩

[final plaza]

yeah that first emote is not showing for me in pc

[willow bone]

Thats out lol

They didn't review

😭

[final plaza]

also in phone

[pale nacelle]

[final plaza]

yall using rich devices

[willow bone]

Mfs reviewed the one which was not out, this they didn't

[final plaza]

dvksh and cyg are you guys on iphone

[pale nacelle]

No

Samsung

[willow bone]

Its a weird emote, it doesn't do anything if i touch on it. Usually if i touch i get like this

[slow violet]

probably watches the live action

[willow bone]

Oneplus

[pale nacelle]

Its not on discord

[willow bone]

Yeah

[final plaza]

yeah seems like only in newer phone keyboards or w/e

[willow bone]

Are you not using google keyboard

[final plaza]

my phone also didn't register it

[final plaza]

why would I use google shit?

[willow bone]

Its an emote exclusive to google keyboard

[final plaza]

ah

[pale nacelle]

I also use gboard instead of samsung keyboard

[willow bone]

Man, GT must be frustrated

They missed the review and he scored 2 sixes

[final plaza]

yeah

[pale nacelle]

😂😂

[final plaza]

GT needs to get all of RR out before 16 overs

if they want to try to win

[pale nacelle]

2 overs

2 overs

Seriously 2 overs 😭😭

[final plaza]

do you not think it's possible?

they need to lock tf in

[willow bone]

I feel like hetmyer knew he hit it, he is always like that

[pale nacelle]

They wont take 7 wickets in 2 overs 😭

[willow bone]

They took timeout so possible

7 from 11

[pale nacelle]

From 10 now

From 6 now

[final plaza]

what a catch

[pale nacelle]

😒

😭😭

[willow bone]

Jurel did good this match

Except those unnecessary dots

[final plaza]

stupid small misfield

[final plaza]

hello

[pale nacelle]

Ferrera also gone 😭

[final plaza]

[pale nacelle]

Jurel survived 🔥🔥

[final plaza]

@tardy solstice got more things to shit on for siraj...

😔

[willow bone]

He tried his best🥺

Peak fielding

[dense blade]

CAN SOMEONE STOP SINDAROV

[noble fractal]

Bayern has to be paying the refs off somehow

[dense blade]

how good is his prep man

[tardy solstice]

[dense blade]

this is actually insanity

[noble fractal]

wdym they are down by a goal and get 8 minutes extra time

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2040426935314981105

eŵân 🇫🇷 (@ewan10i)

First game at the Etihad vs Last game at the Etihad. Insane longevity. Enjoy your retirement @MoSalah

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FxTwitter · Apr 4, 2026, 1:51 PM

I managed to miss the fact that sane played for city in the past lmao

[sweet tree]

yeah he did

[willow bone]

Good innings jurel

Century possible?

Jadeja will score single in last ball and keep strike see

3 from 6 balls in death overs is crazy

No wonder csk dumped him

[pale nacelle]

Where are the jurel doubters now

[dense blade]

Sindarov is now 5.5/6 @honest latch

He's unbelievable

[pale nacelle]

What 😭🙏

Someone stop him

Because gukesh is also not in form

[willow bone]

Dumbasssss archer

Kick him out

[pale nacelle]

😭🙏

[willow bone]

Mf gonna do 50/0 trust me

[pale nacelle]

Nahhhhh

[honest latch]

I legit turned it on as Wei resigned lmfao

https://tenor.com/view/snoop-dogg-dontmiss-cantmiss-mfdontmiss-gif-18921665

Sindarov might be Fischer reincarnate

[pale nacelle]

I hope tushar deshpande plays for rr instead of gt 🙏🙏

[willow bone]

0.2 11/0

[pale nacelle]

Wait archer will bounce back

[simple seal]

Madrid 😭

[pale nacelle]

Maybe even in this over but next kver definitely a wicket

[hasty basin]

Muriqi

☠️

[simple seal]

2 goals allowed on 2 shots lmao

[pale nacelle]

I still cant believe how city lost to them 😒

[sweet tree]

Muriqi what a dawg

19 goals in la liga

[pale nacelle]

😭😭

15 off the 1st over 😭

And we have tushar deshpande 😭🙏

[pale nacelle]

Please make a comeback 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[sweet tree]

the last Mallorca player to score 20 in la liga was Eto'o

he's gonna beat that lol

nice win for them

[simple seal]

Mallorca Eto'o was a menace man

I'm old enough to having watched it as it happened lol

[sweet tree]

I've seen clips and he looked like a beast

[simple seal]

And he hated Madrid and always played like hell vs them

[sweet tree]

obviously seen his barça goals but he was still a demon in mallorca

[simple seal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzkPN-K5m4c

Madrid won the league that season and started the game 1-0 lol

[sweet tree]

jesus what a scoreline

he won a copa del rey with them iirc

[simple seal]

Yeah that season

That 3rd goal man

Bro dribbling past Roberto Carlos just like that

[willow bone]

@pale nacelle half way there

[pale nacelle]

Trust archer

He'll not concede 50 runs

[willow bone]

Idk about wickets column but he will definitely give 50 or more

[pale nacelle]

Gt cant score 150+ if sai sudarshan gets out in the powerplay

We need this wicket

[final plaza]

good going gt

better than I thought

[pale nacelle]

Yeah

Deshpande comeback loading 🔥🔥

As soon as i say this 4 😭

[dense blade]

We need to know who his seconds are atp

[pale nacelle]

I should stay silent 😶

[dense blade]

This is crazy preparation

[willow bone]

🔥🔥🔥

[dense blade]

It's like he knows everything for like 15 moves of any opening

[noble fractal]

Dazn and skysport need to be abolished wdym u show every fuckass game except the best one and give it to your competitor

[willow bone]

Your captain bowling

[pale nacelle]

Finally

[tardy solstice]

The main player of rr is gone

[willow bone]

😂😂

[open lion]

Mhm I meant to say open play

Tbh I should have held my tongue

Mbappe just did the same shit

And we lost to fucking Mallorca

[pale nacelle]

Cant believe we lost to this madrid 😭

[mental wind]

LOL

[hasty basin]

We're so back

https://x.com/MadridXtra/status/2040466522779312495

Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra)

🚨 Arbeloa: “It’s my fault. The loss is on me 100%.”

X · Apr 4, 2026, 4:28 PM

Death Taxes and Arbeloa saying this exact phrase

[final plaza]

@willow bone finished match?

anything interesting happened?
I was outside for like 30 mins

[tardy solstice]

One rr player out of the match

Massive development

[final plaza]

hm?

[tardy solstice]

Kumar kushagra lost his wicket

[final plaza]

parthiv patel spoke about gt being fined or w/e

[tardy solstice]

18 runs 14 balls

[final plaza]

what was this about

[tardy solstice]

No clue

[willow bone]

No, neck to neck going on

[noble fractal]

https://x.com/i/status/2040060520984723679

Dexerto (@Dexerto)

The 2026 FIFA World Cup sticker album is estimated to cost more than $2,500 to complete

It has almost 1,000 stickers to collect

X · Apr 3, 2026, 1:35 PM

football is dead

[final plaza]

how's this neck to neck when only 2 gt batsmen are left

lol

[tardy solstice]

Because both are batting rn

[willow bone]

I mean, 2 gt batsmen are left from the beginning

They haven't lost any

[tardy solstice]

Gone

[final plaza]

stupid shot

[willow bone]

Panauti

[pale nacelle]

Gone 🔥🔥

[tardy solstice]

I don't support both teams

[willow bone]

I feel like goro is the panauti in this situation

Since he asked

[final plaza]

no?

[willow bone]

This

[final plaza]

no panauti did his panauti-ing here

I just spoke the truth

[willow bone]

Philips now a days is batting when he played for nz

Lets see

[tardy solstice]

Goro has only been panoti twice

[sweet tree]

a lot of greed for this WC dkm

[tardy solstice]

2024 q1 finals

🏃‍♂️‍➡️

[willow bone]

😭

Man how did GT get satisfied with this team?

Where did all the money go?

[final plaza]

💢

[willow bone]

There are literally no player who can go beyond 18cr

[tardy solstice]

Rashid being released fs

[final plaza]

sai kishore didn't play?

[willow bone]

No

[pale nacelle]

Yeah

[tardy solstice]

Wait why did they retain him lol

2025

[final plaza]

is sai kishore injured or some shit

I was wondering why their bowling looks weak

[willow bone]

GT Owner: I'm satisfied with this middle order 🫩

[willow bone]

He didn't play first match aswell

[pale nacelle]

Is he injured or smth

[tardy solstice]

Gt are just dumb

Only 1 spinner playing tho

[pale nacelle]

??

[final plaza]

AMAZING CATCH

[pale nacelle]

Goneeeeee

[tardy solstice]

Sundar is not a spinner bro

[willow bone]

No news about it

[pale nacelle]

What

[willow bone]

Phillips basically plays only for fielding

[pale nacelle]

Yeah fr 😂

[sweet tree]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-favorite-saying-lebron-james-gif-7574604640632859219

[tardy solstice]

He's a no rounder.
He can neither bowl nor bat

[pale nacelle]

😂😂

[tardy solstice]

Rare

[noble fractal]

I can't watch the game against dortmund but dortmund looks ass stat wise

[willow bone]

He heard you

[pale nacelle]

Fr 🤣

Gone 🔥

[sweet tree]

only 1 shot for bvb

[tardy solstice]

See

Lappabaz

[willow bone]

😂

Buttler still in the crease so there is hope for gt

[tardy solstice]

Bishnoi potm

Finished match

[final plaza]

like I said

way ealrlier

it was already finished

who tf bets on Sundar

[tardy solstice]

Butler is finished

[willow bone]

Alright we are done with the game

GT might be worse than KKR

[pale nacelle]

Nah this too much

[willow bone]

Required run rate is not a problem but there is no batsmen to score

Woahhh

@pale nacelle you can officially worry now

[final plaza]

@tardy solstice bishnoi wtf man

4-25

[willow bone]

Nvm

Wicket

[tardy solstice]

He can throw varun in the bin now

[willow bone]

Chahal is better than varun

[final plaza]

grass is green

[tardy solstice]

You are better than varun too

[final plaza]

Nah I probably am

but cyg no way

[willow bone]

Yeah your panauti skills will help you

[tardy solstice]

Almost another

[final plaza]

cyg

even vedant and dvksh agree that you are more panauti than me

only you think I am panauti lol

[tardy solstice]

[willow bone]

I already said

Its because you stopped saying stuff

[tardy solstice]

Wtf

Another

[final plaza]

yeah lol

it's an interesting one

[tardy solstice]

Gt might actually be worse than us

Holy

[willow bone]

They are

[tardy solstice]

Gone

[willow bone]

Kkr, csk, lsg, gt fighting for last position

[tardy solstice]

Assam royals in form

[tardy solstice]

I want to add one more team

But I should stfu

[final plaza]

yeah

mf wants to add srh

[willow bone]

Save the date. Battle of mids

Man, GT still in better position in run rate. They just don't have wickets

@pale nacelle coward archer came back after 7 wickets fell. This doesn't count

[pale nacelle]

😂😂

Still conceded a six 😭😂

[willow bone]

😭

[tardy solstice]

Gt matches are always interesting tbf

[pale nacelle]

Gt kkr lsg csk definately bottom 4 this year

If gt had a slightly better middle order it wouldve been a different story

[willow bone]

Bro, does archer even have variations? He just bowling fast and full tosses 😭

[tardy solstice]

He gets smashed left and right in his slower ones

Case in point
2026 wc

[willow bone]

I don't know why people still think he is a good bowler

Lol

@pale nacelle worry again

[final plaza]

match about to be interesting damn

[willow bone]

Top tier panauti 😉

Bruhhh

[tardy solstice]

lol

[willow bone]

Wtf is rr doing

[tardy solstice]

rr is the team i didnt add bro

not srh

[willow bone]

I still don't know why RR took jadeja

Daksh probably slept thinking RR won😂😂

[willow bone]

I predicted super over, lets see

[pale nacelle]

What is this match 😭😭

[pale nacelle]

My phone died

[pale nacelle]

👀

[final plaza]

okay two good balls...

[pale nacelle]

Please stfu

[willow bone]

Not necessarily good balls

[final plaza]

1 and dot is good

[willow bone]

Outcome is good yeah

As long as GT doesn't lose wicket, they can win

There is a bat bro

There isn't?

Nvm

[pale nacelle]

😒

[willow bone]

There is

Good stop

[tardy solstice]

good over

[willow bone]

Parag laughing bro

Bro thinks he already won 😭

[pale nacelle]

What is jurel doing 😒

[willow bone]

Deshpande😭

Why not burger

[tardy solstice]

💀

[late steeple]

still ain't over?

[willow bone]

Bro missed a thriller

[late steeple]

man it was gt

so boring I turned the match off

[willow bone]

8 needed from 4 balls

[tardy solstice]

gt matches are fun

[willow bone]

7 from 3

[final plaza]

they turned it into a last over thriller lmao

[tardy solstice]

deshpande goat

[willow bone]

Gt just need one boundary

Oh dot 😐

[final plaza]

7 of 2

[tardy solstice]

finished

[willow bone]

Rashid trying shit

Finished

[final plaza]

rashid is old man

2 years ago rashid

that would have gone a six

[willow bone]

Rabada would have done better 🙁

Still super over chance available

[tardy solstice]

deshpande goat

[willow bone]

Gg

[late steeple]

Rashid hit the exact shot that he did in 2024 except it didnt go for a boundary

crazy

[final plaza]

yeah lol

like I said

[final plaza]

.

tushar despande winning rr a match

[tardy solstice]

deshpande conceded 3 runs

[final plaza]

we really are on new age

[willow bone]

Daksh is a proud man

He believed in deshpande come back

[pale nacelle]

Fr

Deshpande what a comeback

[fringe tundra]

False it’s just anti Van Dijk propaganda

People just hate Liverpool

[final plaza]

really fun match

[pale nacelle]

He was playing for the opposite teams last season

[final plaza]

at the end

[willow bone]

Rr won 2 out of 2 wow

Battle for last position continues

[late steeple]

niche se dekh niche se

[final plaza]

this is reminscient of an older season

[willow bone]

Who do you think will get the first victory out of these 4

[final plaza]

csk

[late steeple]

we defeating RCB

[willow bone]

Lsg and csk playing tomorrow

[final plaza]

csk wins

[willow bone]

Not in a same match 😭

Lsg vs srh first match

Next rcb vs csk

[solid dagger]

Oscar retired wtf

I still remember that goal he scored against us

[final plaza]

like I said

csk wins

rcb vs csk has been unpredictable even if the teams have been playing wildly different quality

[willow bone]

Rcb is unstoppable so i don't see them losing to csk

[pale nacelle]

What 😭

Rcb definitely winning vs csk

Dont know about srh vs lsg rn

[open lion]

I used to love Liverpool before they slapped us with 7 goals on our stadium

[pale nacelle]

Maybe lsg because srh can lose

[open lion]

Which oscar

[pale nacelle]

😂😂

[pale nacelle]

Brazilian

Went to play in china

From chelsea

[open lion]

There's like 3 of them 😭

[open lion]

Ah that oscar

I thought he was already retired

[pale nacelle]

Ig he is around neymars age

[open lion]

No way he's on his early 30s

I thought he was 42 or smth

Lemme google his age rq

[pale nacelle]

34

[open lion]

He's actually 34 wth 💀

Why'd he leave for China

Was he that bad or desperate for money

[sweet tree]

money

[pale nacelle]

Yeah

[sweet tree]

got the bag and dipped

back then china was trying to be like saudi league

[open lion]

Fair enough

[sweet tree]

but fifa stopped the Chinese league from doing what the Saudi league is currently doing.

[open lion]

Political reasons right?

[sweet tree]

maybe, I really don't recall

[pale nacelle]

Yeah same

Dont remember

[burnt cedar]

He had a heart problem

[sweet tree]

I think they mightve just ran out of money

but they did sign guys like Oscar, Ramires, Lavezzi

etc

[burnt cedar]

League had insane corruption, I think if you looked at the start of the season they had half the league on minus points

[sweet tree]

yikess

[burnt cedar]

https://vxtwitter.com/sweeperpod/status/2029851984430518736

The Sweeper (@SweeperPod)

🇨🇳 The 2026 Chinese Super League kicks off today - and it looks firmly set to be one of the strangest seasons across the entire football world this year.

More than half (9/16) teams are starting the campaign with minus points due to historic offences related to match-fixing, gambling & corruption.

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 6, 2026, 9:30 AM

[sweet tree]

that is actually hilarious

im not suprised by the match fixing

I think I've seen some weird shit from that league

[burnt cedar]

Watched a Chinese super league game once cause it was like 11am and I didn’t have anything else to do

Was actually a decent atmosphere

Probably the only time I ever saw a Chinese game scheduled on tv

[plush jungle]

Sindarov cooking

[marble crown]

[dim kettle]

The Sabres made the playoffs again before the NY Jets

lol

[robust grotto]

Congrats to the Buffalo Sabres

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/tblightning/status/2040508468033884300?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

https://x.com/sportsnet/status/2040509752782770239?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

x - Tampa Bay Lightning (@TBLightning)

RSVP: In ⚡️

X · Apr 4, 2026, 7:15 PM

Sportsnet (@Sportsnet)

FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2010-11, THE BUFFALO SABRES PUNCH THEIR TICKET TO THE STANLEY CUP PLAYOFFS 🦬🎟️

X · Apr 4, 2026, 7:20 PM

[simple seal]

Let's get it

[sweet tree]

SIR MARCUSSSSSSS

good shit olmo

[haughty moss]

sabres back in the playoffs I've seen it all

[sweet tree]

what's there to review

oh

[sweet tree]

danggg

[crude berry]

Damn

Madrid dropped points?

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/CHSN_WhiteSox/status/2040517870581420494?s=20
https://fixupx.com/CHSN_WhiteSox/status/2040518709458919869?s=20

White Sox on CHSN (@CHSN_WhiteSox)

MURAKAMI MASHES IN FRONT OF THE HOME CROWD 💣💥

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FixupX · Apr 4, 2026, 7:52 PM

White Sox on CHSN (@CHSN_WhiteSox)

BACK-TO-BACK 💥
︀︀
︀︀COLSON. MONTGOMERY.

**💬 1 🔁 10 ❤️ 24 👁️ 168 **

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FixupX · Apr 4, 2026, 7:55 PM

[crude berry]

https://x.com/BarcaTimes/status/2040508747873673564?s=20

BarçaTimes (@BarcaTimes)

LAMINE YAMAL! 🤯🤯🤯

▶ Play video

X · Apr 4, 2026, 7:16 PM

[sweet tree]

yeah that was cold

fermin kinda bottled 2 chances

[crude berry]

That final cross from rashy though

Gave it in the plate but Bernnie missed

That rashy and olmo 1 2

Need that half time talk from Hansi to secure the W now

[sweet tree]

lol dawg

[crude berry]

Just tuned in

Wrf happened

Wtf*

Nvm

That looks horrible in slow mo

Lmao

[sweet tree]

yellow

got the ball first

[crude berry]

True

[sweet tree]

hard to stop the follow through there

[crude berry]

Wasn't even intentional

Come on boys!!!

[smoky fable]

No red

[smoky fable]

That’s good

[rustic lichen]

Man, our baseball program is just not good this year. Our batting ain’t there. Started the season ranked #4 in the country to fall to #17 and have a losing record at home, wild work.

Still got faith we can make it to Omaha. WOO PIG SOOIE

[smoky fable]

I just like that last line

[rustic lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/arkansas-wps-hogs-razorbacks-razorback-gif-23385849

[crude berry]

Omg

Lamine

Hold up

Bernal

I hope it is nothing serious

Holy shit

Ngl ferran is moving

Unlucky though

Gavi

[sweet tree]

ferran should've scored

[crude berry]

Wtf

[sweet tree]

atleti just parked the bus lol

[crude berry]

Ferran

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/lyagonalcutters/status/2040531875685609971?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

ly 🌧️⚾ (@lyagonalcutters)

TYLER HEINEMAN WELCOME TO THE WHITE SOX HALL OF FAME WHAT THE FUCK LMAOOO

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FixupX · Apr 4, 2026, 8:48 PM

[crude berry]

Holy shit

[neat radish]

Back to back losses 💔

[crude berry]

Goall

Lmao

What a funny ass goal

@sweet tree

Cancy though 🔥

[sweet tree]

LOOOOL

we take that goal

nice for Lewandowski

[crude berry]

[sweet tree]

broke ankles twice

[crude berry]

Best st in the world

Can score with anything

[crude berry]

🔥

[fringe tundra]

SOUTHAMPTOOOOOON @mental wind

I MIGHTVE BEEN KO BUT SO HAS ARSENAL

[crude berry]

Arsenal

[fringe tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/kaitron5000-kouluve-gif-26301330

[burnt cedar]

Gonna have to settle for the double smh

[crude berry]

Damn

Y'all went from quadruple to double

[sweet tree]

good W, 2nd half wasn't as good but I'll take it

+7 points with 8 games to go

[crude berry]

🙏

[ripe yacht]

☺️ https://fixupx.com/southamptonfc/status/2040534715287871877?s=46

Southampton FC (@SouthamptonFC)

@MrBoldOne @EmiratesFACup Enjoy your quadruple, pal.

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FixupX · Apr 4, 2026, 8:59 PM

[hasty basin]

Deadass how fun would it be to be Aduriz man

[ripe yacht]

How is Schneider still playing him lmao

[crude berry]

[plush jungle]

Dang the blue jays struggling so far

Looks like they are going to need another mid season run

[ripe yacht]

No chance of that run happening again lol, they need to step up rn

[hasty basin]

Jokic owned Wemby's ass?

https://tenor.com/view/cry-gif-16440881326967020954

[nimble onyx]

this game gong back and forth now

[old pond]

https://x.com/speeds_c/status/2040533640849842230

Ace🥤 (@speeds_c)

Whoever made that “why argue with Arsenal fans when you can just wait” tweet has to go down as one of the greatest mind’s of our generation

X · Apr 4, 2026, 8:55 PM

[nimble onyx]

love to see it

I hope they meet in the playoffs as well

[ripe yacht]

Need them to somehow bottle the prem

[nimble onyx]

The Huskies are back in the final

[weak gull]

Pistons 1 seed on the way

Now ima need that UMich W

[atomic cobalt]

parejo just existing to exist

[desert palm]

You kinda just get used to it. I don’t really know how to answer that question. Sometimes it’s really difficult for the camera crew to do so many times I am also unable to track it

[tender hornet]

Music to my ears

[desert palm]

#MeToo
#RareRedSoxW

[sacred kite]

Trea Turner just grabbed a ball, spun up off the ground, and lasered it to first for an out

My hero

And we got Luzardo dealing today

[fleet orbit]

belt to ass

[weak gull]

I’ll take it

[ripe yacht]

Dawg need oilers to lock in this season lmao 💀 https://fixupx.com/lakings/status/2040614551520182345?s=46

LA Kings (@LAKings)

If you are looking for the final score, you can just google the year when the Leafs last won the Stanley Cup.
︀︀
︀︀#GoKingsGo

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FixupX · Apr 5, 2026, 2:16 AM

Literally every Canadian team is getting clowned on ffs 😔

[placid latch]

We beat spurs overtime 136-134 let's go denver

@rancid thicket

Guess it s gonna be close for the third seed, we coming for you lakers

What a game tho

[placid latch]

Good matchup

Wemby had 34 jokic had 40

I can't just believe we actually defeated spurs bro, good stuff

Man you missed a peak game @fleet orbit

[fleet orbit]

so i heard ! it’s been a busy day

[slow violet]

bro WtF

the lakers season is Over 😭

[amber grove]

Jo Adell is fucking incredible

[austere lava]

Incredibly bullshit

What the heck man

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/gaijinbaseball/status/2040688287233523800?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Gaijin Baseball/外国人野球 (@GaijinBaseball)

The Marines try to tie the game on a squeeze play
︀︀
︀︀It doesn't go well.

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FixupX · Apr 5, 2026, 7:09 AM

[wispy stream]

Simple, raw, greek local football @dim ledge
https://d.tnktok.com/ZNRXyCAPB/

[hasty basin]

Joshua Van wont be fighting at next ufc

Ffs man

Everytime I want to watch this guy fight some bullshit has to happen

[tardy solstice]

Wakey wakey cricket folks

Another battle of mid today

[final plaza]

????

easy srh victory

[tardy solstice]

Let's see

[willow bone]

Srh batting first

[mental wind]

327 not looking good

[willow bone]

I just opened, abhishek already gone? 😐

That was insane catch

[solid dagger]

That Jokic fadeaway over Wemby is basketball poetry in motion

So good

[hasty basin]

But but but but defence is50% of the game

[tardy solstice]

Lol

[tardy solstice]

Lol

[pale nacelle]

Shami 😭

[final plaza]

FUCK THIS MID ASS TEAM

[tardy solstice]

Welcome back to earth bro

As i was saying yesterday

[final plaza]

Why even watch this match now

[tardy solstice]

Good for you bro

[pale nacelle]

Trust me this is going to be a peak match

[tardy solstice]

Another

[final plaza]

we about to beat RCB's record????

holy shit

[willow bone]

What is even happening

[tardy solstice]

It's so satisfying watching your friends fail if you do too

[willow bone]

😔

What is that Livingstone?

[final plaza]

3 idiots moment

[willow bone]

I know srh spend so much on livingstone because they have money left but they could have given me that

[final plaza]

45 all out incoming!!

we about to beat rcb's record!!!

[pale nacelle]

This definitely gonna be a low scoring thriller

[tardy solstice]

Nah

[pale nacelle]

Either lsg chase in the last few balls

[tardy solstice]

Srh doesn't have bowlers

[pale nacelle]

Or srh win by 10 15 runs

[pale nacelle]

What happened to kkr vs srh bowlers 🤔

[tardy solstice]

Tbf we couldn't bat that day

[pale nacelle]

[hasty basin]

So this is 328 then

Interesting

[tardy solstice]

Dw goro and sommers your team will score 3x the current runs

[pale nacelle]

Srh will score around 120

[willow bone]

Ping me if anything happens

[tardy solstice]

Reddy scored 6 sixes bro

Watch the match

[willow bone]

[final plaza]

he did hit a couple of boundaries recently

a 6 and 2 fours just now

and Klassen one 6

[willow bone]

I did see it in cricbuzz and turned the match on

Now i saw 2 4s

That too against digvesh

Man, what a spell

Nice come back

Okay this is insane

[willow bone]

Thanks for this bro

[final plaza]

was about to ping him for same lol

[tardy solstice]

Anytime

[willow bone]

Would have missed insane comeback if not for ping

120 in 15.1 is decent score

[tardy solstice]

Insane comeback mf the score is still 120

[willow bone]

35/4 in 10 overs to 120/4 in 15.1

Like 85 in 5.1

[tardy solstice]

Ig

[final plaza]

vedant is just salty kkr couldn't manage this fr

[tardy solstice]

We do reverse

84/1 in 6 overs to 150 all out

[willow bone]

Nitish kumar reddy
4(13) at 10 over mark
49(29) now

[hasty basin]

Just now realized how good Dembele has been this season 1500 minutes and 22 G/A is nuts

[pale nacelle]

Seems like my prediction was wrong

Need srh to win this

[spice marsh]

ballon d’or for a reason ig

but it’s sad Lewandowski couldn’t play World Cup this time

[willow bone]

180+ and the game is on

But they have to continue the same to make it happen

[pale nacelle]

150 is also winnable

[willow bone]

They are already at 140

[pale nacelle]

[willow bone]

Very good innings by nitish

This is what srh needed

From him

[final plaza]

😔

BOTH GONE

[pale nacelle]

Klassen gone 😭

[willow bone]

🙁

[pale nacelle]

Srh please win this match 😭🙏

I need this 😭🙏

[willow bone]

I just got this in my instagram. Back when KL Rahul was beast is when gambhir played for Delhi

Rip, another wicket 😓

[pale nacelle]

😬

[tardy solstice]

@willow bone @final plaza what were we saying

[willow bone]

If somehow srh can get to 160

Should be a decent target

[final plaza]

isn't this a comeback?

like dude

this is an absolute win

I was looking at all out in 70s-80s

[tardy solstice]

The pitch doesn't have demons

150 can be chased

[willow bone]

No, you were looking at beating rcb low score record

[final plaza]

that's reverse jinx smh

[willow bone]

We will know when other team bats

The other side has pant as opener

[pale nacelle]

[willow bone]

Bonus runs

[final plaza]

panauti

[willow bone]

Venkatesh is in the stadium

[tardy solstice]

Iyer?

Fuck that guy

[willow bone]

No

Actor

[tardy solstice]

Oh

[willow bone]

From hyderabad

https://tenor.com/view/venkatesh-malliswari-telugu-gifs-iamhemuk-gif-5350976808124058776

This guy

[tardy solstice]

Oh ik him

[pale nacelle]

Iyer 😭🤣

[willow bone]

Why would venkatesh iyer be in the stadium 😭

He will be in rcb camp

[pale nacelle]

Fr 😭😭

[willow bone]

157 target

[pale nacelle]

My friend predicted srh would score 157

[final plaza]

not bad

[pale nacelle]

And yeah he made this prediction after the 16th over 😭😭

[final plaza]

given where we were at

[willow bone]

Last year vs this year

Not last year but 2024

[willow bone]

I would have predicted more after 16th over

Srh were cruzing

[pale nacelle]

Yeah

[willow bone]

I think they are at 133 in 16

[final plaza]

2024 obv

[willow bone]

They scored 23 in last 4 overs

[pale nacelle]

😭🙏

[willow bone]

That avesh khan over arghh

[willow bone]

Yeah

[pale nacelle]

Please srh win this 😭🙏

[willow bone]

Actually 123 at 16

So 33 in 4 overs

[final plaza]

srh gotta do a miracle with bowling lol

and with this bowling

[pale nacelle]

I can't afford to have another wrong prediction

[final plaza]

I don't trust them

[pale nacelle]

Thats way better

[willow bone]

Yeah my bad

[willow bone]

They don't have to

Sometimes opponent batsmen do shit

[final plaza]

real

[willow bone]

I think srh lost

[final plaza]

yea

[pale nacelle]

Yeah srh lost this one 😔

[solid dagger]

Why tf is he doing this bruh

And then he goes on to complain that he's ready to play and wants to return but the Bucks won't let him

[pale nacelle]

Easy win for lsg

Pant and markram wont stop now

[robust grotto]

https://x.com/spotrac/status/2040517554922287481?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Spotrac (@spotrac)

With the Buffalo Sabres breaking a 14-year playoff drought today, a look at who still stands tall:

New York Jets, 15 years
LA Angels of Anaheim, 11 years
Pittsburgh Pirates, 10 years
Charlotte Hornets, 9 years
Detroit Red Wings, 9 years

X · Apr 4, 2026, 7:51 PM

[solid dagger]

The Hornets might break their drought this season

And if not this season they're definitely doing it next season

[final plaza]

why have the good jerseys become ugly this season

[willow bone]

Can't wait for dc vs punjab

They have almost same jersey

Fans are asking home and away jerseys but we got this

[final plaza]

punjab had one of the best jerseys

and now we got this

[willow bone]

True

I like their last year jersey

They represent pink, don't know why they did this

[final plaza]

need pant out and samad out

[willow bone]

There is still hope?

I'm drinking tea and not watching

[final plaza]

44 of 31

4 out

15 over

[willow bone]

Let me turn on then

We might get a super over

Pooran run out? 😭

[placid latch]

He is a good fella

But he ain't treating that organization well and neither is that organization

[willow bone]

Damn, unadkat gave away the momentum

I don't think we can win from here

[final plaza]

yeah cyg is the panauti
says we lost -> we are getting better
says we got better -> we get considerably worse...

[willow bone]

Oh, hang on

[willow bone]

Its just a coincidence, you said easy win for srh and srh collapse at beginning

[final plaza]

yeah so nothing as panauti fr

[willow bone]

True

Arghhh

But good over harsh

Harshal should do his magic

Come on man

[late steeple]

whats up with these low scoring close matches

[willow bone]

How is harshal getting away with those juicy full tosses 😭

[final plaza]

that's when cricket is at its best fr

[willow bone]

Damn

We need pant wicket or he will win it for lsg

Impact is high looks like

[final plaza]

FUCK

not out

[willow bone]

Doesn't matter

Pant is on strike last over

Remember that avesh khan celebration?

He is waiting in dug out

Bruh

[late steeple]

i cant imagine being a cricketer man imagine never getting rid of nerves

[willow bone]

I hate this unadkat

He gave momentum away before and now this

[late steeple]

as soon as i saw 0-38 i knew it was over i havent even been watching the match

[final plaza]

it wasn't over actually

it took till 20th over

😎

[late steeple]

god damn

[willow bone]

Only for unadkat to screw it in 2 balls

[final plaza]

cyg praises -> unadkat gives away a 4
cyg curses -> unadkat gets a dot

https://tenor.com/view/coincidence-i-think-not-coincidence-i-think-not-the-incredibles-gif-5096707

[willow bone]

Never praised unadkat😭

[final plaza]

1 needed of 2

[willow bone]

Fr?

[slow violet]

https://vxtwitter.com/madaomoshiroi/status/2040687128838074772?s=20

まだ面白い (@madaomoshiroi)

ラスベガスGP「チケットを持ってない人間が立ち止まって観戦するのは禁止」
止まってないからセーフは草

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 5, 2026, 7:05 AM

[willow bone]

Still they can run by just touching

[late steeple]

goro spoil us

[final plaza]

gg

[willow bone]

This feels like that one kl rahul and gayle moment, only for pooran to come last ball and hit six

[final plaza]

should have won this

[late steeple]

😭

[final plaza]

it's on bad captaining

[late steeple]

was it when chahal was bowling 😭

[willow bone]

Yes

That was great over

[late steeple]

bro that was so funny

bro didnt let the ball bounce

he said fuck that shit

[willow bone]

I feel like klaseen should keep

But i think ishan want to improve his keeping skills

[late steeple]

is this SRH first loss

[final plaza]

second

[willow bone]

No

[final plaza]

first was against RCB

200+ target

[late steeple]

oh yeah

[final plaza]

only for rcb to chase it in 15 over

[late steeple]

first match huh

[willow bone]

First match remember?

[tardy solstice]

@willow bone @final plaza lol

[willow bone]

3 matches 1 win 2 losses

[willow bone]

Still a good fight after that start. Kkr would have folded 2 hrs ago 😭

[late steeple]

ngl it was a good fight

fairs

[final plaza]

so real

[tardy solstice]

What is kkr bro

Idk any kkr

[late steeple]

WE supporting RCB tonight

what is CSK

[tardy solstice]

Real

[willow bone]

[placid latch]

Kolkata knight riders

[willow bone]

Rcb batting first hmm

[late steeple]

night huh 😭

[placid latch]

[tardy solstice]

Idk any kolkata knight riders

[late steeple]

im switching up immediately if CSK does well

[placid latch]

Chorbore chorbore

Kolkata knight riders

[willow bone]

They have to take one of virat or phil salt and also padikkal

Otherwise they will chip away

Top 3 are too strong

Kohli vs khaleel head to head doesn't look good for csk

[final plaza]

believing in Kohli in IPL

dark times

[willow bone]

69 in first match 🤫

They ran 3? 😭

I thought single 😂

[dense blade]

?

He's good dude

He's probably top 5 ipl batsmen oat and I'm not even kidding

[willow bone]

Top 5? 😭

[final plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-disappointed-mythic-stream-fortnite-gif-6136848449896824636

[willow bone]

Top 2

[final plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-disappointed-mythic-stream-fortnite-gif-6136848449896824636

[dense blade]

Easy name 5 better than him lol

[dense blade]

Nah that's too much lmao

[willow bone]

We are talking as a batsmen

[final plaza]

Warner

rohit

[dense blade]

Rohit???

[willow bone]

Who else is contender other than warner?

[dense blade]

We are not doing this bro

[willow bone]

Seriously? 😭

[dense blade]

He's a good captain but batsman

[final plaza]

ABD

[dense blade]

ok

Sure

Gayle too

[final plaza]

Pollard Russell

[willow bone]

Rohit is shitty ipl batsmen

[dense blade]

I will give raina too