sports

[late steeple]

can't have a punjab match without zinta

[willow bone]

Over all? No. But rohit had phases in odi where he is better than kohli.

[tardy solstice]

Even overall he's better than kohli in odis
In captaincy ofc

Kohli is better than rohit in all 3 formats undisputedly
It's just that rohit had a great 2019-24

[willow bone]

I love when preeti zinta is in the stadium. Pure cricket celebration vibes. Unlike shitty ambanis who want special sofas in front of everyone

[willow bone]

Oh you are talking about captaincy?

[late steeple]

does shah rukh khan still pull up for kkr

[final plaza]

True

[tardy solstice]

Yep

[final plaza]

He used to until 2 years ago

[tardy solstice]

Once a while

[final plaza]

idk about now

[willow bone]

Hmm yeah rohit is better captain than kohli in odi but what can kohli do in that 2019 semi finals when all top order batsman shat bed?

That lose is not related to captaincy

[tardy solstice]

Send dhoni at 4-5

Instead of fucking no.7

Play shami instead of that useless piece of shit chahal

[willow bone]

You remember when he was banned from MI stadium? 😂

[tardy solstice]

I do

Remember that day

[willow bone]

Eh, dhoni goes when he wanted to tbh. Idk if its kohli decision 😂

[tardy solstice]

Kohli explicitly said it was

Kohli or shastri

[willow bone]

I see 🙄

[tardy solstice]

But again
I don't trust dhoni at all

After he lost some chases against Zimbabwe and wi in 2016-17

[willow bone]

😭

[final plaza]

Yeah lol

[willow bone]

Man, i love when india show aggression

Like on your face kinda attitude

In tests

Especially in their own yard

[tardy solstice]

Grow some balls eh

[willow bone]

How long was that?

[tardy solstice]

Tbh yashasvi gill and siraj should stop sledging
It never works their way

[willow bone]

Man, we used to be so soft. Australians used to sledge us whenever we tour their for tests.

[tardy solstice]

2011 tour🥀

[willow bone]

That aggression with kohli used to give me goosebumps

[tardy solstice]

I only have trauma from that era

After 2011 wc

[willow bone]

They are forcing it, especially gill

You have to born with it

[tardy solstice]

Gill always gets out the moment he says a word

Siraj gets smashed all over too

[willow bone]

He also gets out as soon as he gets a massage middle innings 😭

[tardy solstice]

Pant bumrah can sledge pretty hard

[willow bone]

I love watching pant play tests

I still remember when we won bgt in 2019, they made excuses like no smith

And then we won again in 2021 with a young indian team as everyone got injured

Peak vibes

[tardy solstice]

Best series ever

In terms of wins

[dense blade]

chaos brewing in pragg v sindarov @honest latch

[tardy solstice]

Iike eng 2025 series more

[willow bone]

Especially after losing first test with that 26 all out?

[tardy solstice]

Yep

[willow bone]

Kohli left and many injured

We won from that point

[tardy solstice]

If only we won wtc...

[willow bone]

They always had to keep it in england

[slow violet]

https://x.com/UnderdogNFL/status/2038990936995156365?s=20

....

Underdog NFL (@UnderdogNFL)

HC Aaron Glenn on Geno Smith, via @RichCimini:

"He's the guy that's going to lead us to the promised land."

X · Mar 31, 2026, 2:44 PM

[tardy solstice]

Ye

[willow bone]

Which makes sense because stadium will be full irrespective of who plays.

Also there won't be any home advantage because england never qualifies 😂

[tardy solstice]

During monsoon too

Idiots

[willow bone]

Woah i was chatting here and score went to 55

[sacred kite]

Is “promised land” just another word for #1 overall pick or Arch manning

If it’s not those, I’m lost as to what promised land the Jets end up at

[dense blade]

great game from ||sindarov||

[willow bone]

God, that went so far

[slow violet]

they stole your shit 😭
https://x.com/Underdog/status/2038992684350664805?s=20

Underdog (@Underdog)

The promised land:

X · Mar 31, 2026, 2:51 PM

[willow bone]

Chat is rashid washed? @final plaza @tardy solstice @pale nacelle @late steeple

Its not just one season anymore, this is the 3rd season

[final plaza]

dude had been amazing for 7 years

let him rest

[willow bone]

He did, but he is washed now, something to do with his action change i think

[tardy solstice]

I was about to ask the same

[final plaza]

he's old man

like just simple

[willow bone]

There is no such thing for spinners

[tardy solstice]

@final plaza @willow bone do yall think that in hindsight letting go off rashid Warner in 2022 was a good decision

Rashid is 27 btw
As per records atleast

[willow bone]

Rashid is 27 years old btw

[final plaza]

they should have left go of them after a year

[final plaza]

that's like his legal age

he's probably 35

[tardy solstice]

He's not 27 in reality

[tardy solstice]

Kuch more

More

Much

[willow bone]

I don't have a problem in letting go of warner, the problem is the reason why they let go of him

It was not even related to cricket

[tardy solstice]

Hmm

[final plaza]

I think it was 1-2 season early

both had that much left as we were able to see

2023 was good for both

[willow bone]

If they respected him and tell him that he is not doing well so you have to improve otherwise we might let go of you then sure

[tardy solstice]

U mean 22

[willow bone]

8 years difference?

[tardy solstice]

Rashid has been very mediocre since 23

[willow bone]

Bro typed 30 and changed to 35

[final plaza]

Yeah I think he just lied man..

surely

[willow bone]

He was only good in one season where GT won the cup

The very first season of GT

[tardy solstice]

Debut when he was 15 btw

[willow bone]

After that he was below average

[tardy solstice]

Ye

Never liked him that much

[final plaza]

was first gt season 2022?

[tardy solstice]

Kinda overrated

[tardy solstice]

Yes

[final plaza]

then yeah upto that

so 1 season early

warner's 2022 season in dc was also good no?

SEE THIS IS MY GOAT

YALL WERE SAYING SMTH

[willow bone]

I don't think srh let go of rashid khan though?

[final plaza]

(Yeah I know it's worse compared to his peak)

[willow bone]

Rashid probably volunteered to go

Because new franshise he can get more

[willow bone]

One wicket is enough? 😭

[late steeple]

raining?

oh naw

[final plaza]

no

he will deliver

[willow bone]

I don't see rain

[willow bone]

[late steeple]

yeah my shit was tripping

[pale nacelle]

Yes

[final plaza]

is it raining in KTM

and you extrapolated it to Punjab

[willow bone]

Cricbuzz says it started to drizzle at the beginning of last over

[late steeple]

it was yeah

[final plaza]

oh so Chak was right

[late steeple]

I'm not tripping bro it is raining

[late steeple]

how y'all don't see the rain

[pale nacelle]

100% fake age he's approaching 40

[tardy solstice]

Rain stopping

[tardy solstice]

40 is too much

[willow bone]

Why everyone increase it by 5 😂

[pale nacelle]

Definitely above 35

[tardy solstice]

35-36

[late steeple]

Rashid doesn't look that old tho

how old is rinku singh

[final plaza]

@tardy solstice your goat is here

[willow bone]

Pbks is ahead i think in dls

[tardy solstice]

Should've seen him when he was 15

[pale nacelle]

😂😂

[tardy solstice]

Gaddar

[final plaza]

???

IT"s kkr who's gaddar bro

[willow bone]

Why no prasidh krishna though?

[final plaza]

probably benched or injured

[tardy solstice]

He wanted to go

[willow bone]

Who?

[pale nacelle]

Iyer

[final plaza]

they took Venkatesh instead of Shreyas man

and look what happened of it

[willow bone]

Why spitter hating on iyer?

Oh that

[pale nacelle]

Left kkr

[tardy solstice]

No hate

Just sadness

[tardy solstice]

We don't talk about it

They should hire me in team management
I make better decisions

[willow bone]

Because you guys disrespected him by saying his captaincy didn't have any involvement in the win

[pale nacelle]

Yeah and i should be in rr management

[tardy solstice]

Also true

[final plaza]

I should be in srh management

[pale nacelle]

I'd make jaiswal captain instantly

[tardy solstice]

Gg pr

[final plaza]

connoly having a great ipl debut man

[pale nacelle]

Fr

[willow bone]

That was so funny man

[tardy solstice]

Get some bowlers too

[willow bone]

Kkr fans were like gg did everything as mentor and iyer did nothing in captaincy

[tardy solstice]

We missed him too much in 2023
Could've won that season as well

That's why anger

Iyer dead

[late steeple]

oh hell naw

[willow bone]

Bruh 😂

[tardy solstice]

Kala jadu working

[tardy solstice]

I legit thought he died in the aus series

[willow bone]

That was a serious injury

[late steeple]

he cracked his bone fs

[tardy solstice]

This man has some shitty luck

[willow bone]

I think he need to retire hurt

[late steeple]

oh yeah he's cooked

[willow bone]

The team is in good position to win

[pale nacelle]

🤔

[tardy solstice]

Better captain than sky too btw

[late steeple]

that pain while rotating

[pale nacelle]

He was around 25 here

[willow bone]

They make anyone captain other than shreyas

[tardy solstice]

He's vc now tho

Odi

[willow bone]

While the captain in shubman gill

[pale nacelle]

Should be captain

[pale nacelle]

😭😭

[willow bone]

Shubman gill is not a very good limited overs captain

[final plaza]

shubman gill is not very good*

there

fixed it for you

[willow bone]

Agreed, but we didn't have other options in test so it made sense, but it doesn't make sense in odi as we have other captain options

[tardy solstice]

Rohit should be captain

[final plaza]

damn

[willow bone]

In odi? agreed but i think i know the reason why they removed his captaincy

[pale nacelle]

Gone 🫠

[tardy solstice]

He will be trust
He has some great luck too

[final plaza]

vedant's panauti working

[late steeple]

that was god's sign to let him rest

[tardy solstice]

Politics

[willow bone]

Panauti calling someone else panauti 🙄

[final plaza]

@tardy solstice vedant why did you cause panauti

[tardy solstice]

I like gt more

[late steeple]

how old is shubhman

[final plaza]

I was so close to blocking you man then you got me this role so you are saved for now...

not much

27?

26 apparently

[willow bone]

Kinda yeah, what they don't want is sky kinda situation.

They want to check if rohit and kohli can perform at that age.

Sky was captain so they couldn't remove him at last minute despite his shitty performance. They didn't want that to happen for rohit aswell.

But since rohit is performing well, they should give him back his captaincy

[tardy solstice]

Agreed

[noble fractal]

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darui 🇧🇷 (@naegcfs20jr)

😭😭😭

Quoting 🧎🏾 (@Luchoresi)
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FxTwitter · Mar 31, 2026, 12:38 PM

[willow bone]

Block me, I don't care

[noble fractal]

new mbappe dictator edit

[final plaza]

smh

I don't block people

[tardy solstice]

Srh civil war
Trash vs Garbage

[final plaza]

was just trying to get a reason to stop the real panauti calling me panauti

😔

[final plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/luffy-middle-finger-gif-8522837384667367629

[willow bone]

Then why say that?

[final plaza]

.

[willow bone]

🤨

[tardy solstice]

!manga

Bruh

[willow bone]

I'm not panauti 🤦🏽‍♂️

[final plaza]

get fucked lmao

/s

i know vedant won't mind when I use that lingo

but gotta be safe around cyg...

his old man lecturing youngsters mode gets active

[willow bone]

What lingo?

[late steeple]

he really an unc

[tardy solstice]

Ofc

[final plaza]

he had started lecturing me

😭

[late steeple]

gone? Damn

[willow bone]

What lecture i gave?

Goro just making shit up

[late steeple]

unc calm down we have oriorities

[tardy solstice]

Another

[willow bone]

Ok kid

[final plaza]

Even WASHEDington sundar taking wickets?

[tardy solstice]

Was about to say

[late steeple]

who does kuldeep play for btw

[pale nacelle]

Dv

Dc*

[tardy solstice]

But it's wadhera so gt has a net negative now

[tardy solstice]

Another guy mistreated by kkr

[final plaza]

this is like Vijay Shankar making a good contribution

which player does kkr not mistreat

[tardy solstice]

But varun did better ig

[tardy solstice]

Russell Narine 🗿

[willow bone]

Rana 😎

Nitish rana

[final plaza]

oh true

russell was smth else man

even his worst kkr seasons near the end

[willow bone]

Remember nitish rana wife story? 😂

[final plaza]

some matches were still a treat

[tardy solstice]

Both these players were supposed to be OUR captains

[tardy solstice]

Let him go too

[tardy solstice]

Ye

[willow bone]

That was sarcasm

Ngl nitish rana was kinda salty about it

[tardy solstice]

He was treated very well for the player he is

[final plaza]

I am most angry with Abdul Samad

that bro never played well for SRH

and srh kept retaining him

[tardy solstice]

Gill too
He's more sad tho

[final plaza]

and one season we leave him go

that mf hits sixes upon sixes upon us

[tardy solstice]

Srh releasing abhishek in 2027

Trust

[final plaza]

abhishek is the biggest disappointment of these last two years man

that first season with abhishek and head

still chills

we still had bhuvi then

[willow bone]

I hope hyderabad pitches will be much more highway roads so we can score 400

[final plaza]

really felt like we were upon a new great era

[tardy solstice]

Especially q1 and finals

[final plaza]

SHUT UP

[tardy solstice]

What a partnership

[willow bone]

Head has better technique than abhishek

[sacred kite]

I’m killing them all that’s it

[willow bone]

Actually does abhishek even have technique?

[final plaza]

trash vs garbage

atp

[final plaza]

I ask that same question

[pale nacelle]

Gone

[willow bone]

Nah, travis head is top tier player idk what you yapping

[tardy solstice]

Abhishek has a mental issue rn

Can't rotate strike too

[willow bone]

I'm glad we sticked with ishan kishan though

[final plaza]

chill

[willow bone]

I hope he will remain consistent

[final plaza]

last year too he played first and last match well

he hasn't broken that pattern yet

[willow bone]

He did

[late steeple]

SRH will be more enjoyable with ishan kishan watch

[willow bone]

But i still thought they will let him go

[pale nacelle]

Orange cap contender

[willow bone]

Glad they didn't

[willow bone]

Bruh 😭

[willow bone]

True

[pale nacelle]

I thought this was going to be jaiswals season

[willow bone]

Only one match is completed bro

[final plaza]

surprisingly got a fun match today lol

[pale nacelle]

But he forgot this is t20

[final plaza]

I hadn't expected gt making a comeback

or well trying to make one

[late steeple]

thought this was a PBKS sweep

[willow bone]

GT batting was boring, especially second half

[final plaza]

yeah their batting is always

first 3 batsman carry for 13-15 overs

then everyone hits

[willow bone]

GT won 8 out of 11 times when one of their top 3 stayed past 15 over mark

[final plaza]

and when they get out in lik 10-12, the bowlers would do it

[final plaza]

yep lol

[late steeple]

when did that one arshdeep clip of him trying to finish the game and getting out happen btw

shit was funny as hell

[willow bone]

Its actually crazy that one of these 3 stayed till 15th over mark in 11 matches out of 14

Or maybe 15?

[final plaza]

more crazy is the coach and mentor and everyone who approved of this strategy

like dude

you need depth in your batting order

like

[willow bone]

Sai, gill, buttler and valhalla

[final plaza]

PBKS 5 man down has better batsman left than GT in 2 man down

holy fuck

wow

[willow bone]

Damn

[final plaza]

prasidh krishna man

[willow bone]

Stoinus

[final plaza]

I love this man's bowling

[pale nacelle]

Prasidh krishna 👏

[final plaza]

and he didn't disappoint today

[willow bone]

They brought him late

[tardy solstice]

And this is why

Pbks is trash

[pale nacelle]

Watch them win

[tardy solstice]

And Shreyas shouldn't have left kkr🏃‍♂️‍➡️

[final plaza]

dude would do anything but blame himself and the team he supports

[willow bone]

I was never a fan of washington sundar, sharukh khan and tewatia

GT need to let go of all 3

[tardy solstice]

Myself?😭

[final plaza]

as in KKR fans

[willow bone]

He is trash in tests though

[late steeple]

Jansen is an anomaly btw

[tardy solstice]

Ah

[late steeple]

this mf performs when least expected

[final plaza]

oh yeah yansen is still left

[tardy solstice]

Jansen can't build partnerships

[final plaza]

lmao

[willow bone]

You are a kkr fan and kkr fans are responsible for sure

[tardy solstice]

Connolly still playing tf

[willow bone]

Jansen is a wild card man, he never actually plays much but when he plays it will be massacre

[tardy solstice]

I'm never someone to hype an individual personally
I'd want rohit kohli bumrah to be dropped too if they don't perform

So i just want team to win

[final plaza]

6 man down and still better batsman left than gt at 2 man down

[tardy solstice]

There's ofc an emotion factor with rohit in cwc and kohli in tests

[willow bone]

🤔

[tardy solstice]

Prasidh reading the chat here

[willow bone]

Legit crime despite having impact player rule

[tardy solstice]

Probably started bowling after we abused

[final plaza]

not really here

like

[tardy solstice]

Gt csk 2021-23 and srh 2016 have to be the worst teams to win ipl

They had no middle order

[willow bone]

Nice 50

[tardy solstice]

Rabada dhurandhar

[final plaza]

idk man

we had yusuf

[tardy solstice]

No

[final plaza]

and a decent middle order

[tardy solstice]

Yusuf was in kkr till 18

[final plaza]

huh

[tardy solstice]

Yes

[willow bone]

I think pbks were a bit scratchy this match, but they will get better. They just need to win this match

[tardy solstice]

You mean washed yuvraj

[willow bone]

😭

[final plaza]

I am getting old!!!

don't cry at me

bad memory and all that

[tardy solstice]

Rain

Rain will favour gt

[final plaza]

we had yuvi and morgan
who were washed true but like idk I think they did help in some important matches

[tardy solstice]

Too many wickets

[willow bone]

Yuvraj never performed in ipl, atleast according to my memory

[final plaza]

but it was indeed like

[tardy solstice]

They were never needed iirc

[final plaza]

warner one man show

[willow bone]

He doesn't have any good season as a whole

[final plaza]

Yusuf had some good matches here and there

[willow bone]

Talking about yuvraj

[tardy solstice]

Shikhar Dhawan played for the opposite team
Henriques kept performing

[final plaza]

oh yeah sorry yuvi

not yusuf

[late steeple]

Yuvraj's story is goated he has my respect

[tardy solstice]

Y'all won with bipul Sharma Deepak hooda and naman ojha bro

[final plaza]

oh yeah deepak hooda LMAO

[tardy solstice]

Unfortunately got villainized in 2014

[final plaza]

yeah srh middle order was always cooked

[willow bone]

He does like you said, I'm saying he doesn't have any season where we can say like "2015 yuvraj had a good season"

[final plaza]

now everything is cooked

oh yeah true

[tardy solstice]

Wtf is connolly doing

[final plaza]

I didn't deny that

[tardy solstice]

Yuvraj was pretty great pre cancer in ipl

[final plaza]

I was trying to reply with "One last stand" gif

[willow bone]

That was unbearable to watch man. Wait how do you know? Aren't you like 5?

[final plaza]

uhh not really man

[tardy solstice]

10

[final plaza]

he was always bad in ipl

compared to international

[tardy solstice]

I remember him being good 2008-11

[late steeple]

holy jansen

[tardy solstice]

I started watching cricket in 2010
11 onwards I was a huge fan

Remember some matches in 2007 as well

[willow bone]

Yuvraj was goated and won us 2007 and 2011 worldcup but man that 2014 final was probably the worst innings of yuvraj life

[tardy solstice]

Finished

[willow bone]

24 of 22

Should be easy

Just don't lose wickets

[tardy solstice]

Do they have more all rounders

Bartlett can bat ig

Not a wide

Review it

Mf review

[final plaza]

great perf prasidh krishna man

[willow bone]

I didn't extensively follow cricket until 2004 or something but i think i watched 2002 world cup final ind vs aus.

Everyone said ponting had springs on his bat, so they will be disqualified. Dumbass me who is only 7 years believed it

[final plaza]

unc

dude I was born in 2002

[tardy solstice]

2003

[final plaza]

wdym you watched cricket in 2002

[willow bone]

Yeah 2003, typo

[tardy solstice]

Cygneto coming to #sports with his son soon

[final plaza]

yall remember Ben cutting?

[tardy solstice]

I do

[pale nacelle]

🤣🤣

[final plaza]

[willow bone]

Fucker

[pale nacelle]

Rcb fans definitely do 😂

[final plaza]

srh has a lot of those man

[willow bone]

2016 was perfect for rcb to win

[final plaza]

vijay sharma, deepak huda, naman ojha

[tardy solstice]

Bro saved humanity and disappeared

[final plaza]

abdul samad

[final plaza]

lol

[tardy solstice]

Wtf

[final plaza]

😭

[tardy solstice]

Review

Review

[willow bone]

Srh never actually focused much on batting back then. They invested so much on bowling. Sandeep sharma, bhuvi, rashid

[tardy solstice]

Sidhart kaul

Siraj

[late steeple]

what was the umpire smoking

[final plaza]

it's like same tactics as current GT

but like with strongest

starting line up

and bowling lineup

[willow bone]

I wouldn't compare prasidh krishna to bhuvi

[final plaza]

imagine your top batsman are
gill, sai and a washed butler

[willow bone]

True lol

[final plaza]

if it was like prime butler then it would be okayish

[late steeple]

how has this become a close match

[willow bone]

Ashok dinda was a legend

[final plaza]

because prasidh krishna?

[willow bone]

Its still easy for punjab unless they screw it up

[final plaza]

one of these gone

and it would become difficult

[willow bone]

Nah

[tardy solstice]

fym strong bowling bro

[willow bone]

As long as connolly stays

Should be good

[tardy solstice]

who are these people

[final plaza]

bhuvi, rahman, henriques were good

[willow bone]

Moises henriques man 😂😂

[final plaza]

was rashid not there yet ?

did he join in 2017?

[tardy solstice]

have never seen henriques perform outside srh

[willow bone]

Barinder sran, bipul sharma 😂😂

[tardy solstice]

yes

[final plaza]

well that Bhuvi alone would eat these current bowlers

[willow bone]

Why should we care if he performs or not outside of srh

[final plaza]

and then warner alone

[willow bone]

😎

[tardy solstice]

tru

[plush jungle]

Drawnish back at it again

[final plaza]

remember when warner was in orange cap and bhuvi in purple cap

[willow bone]

I'm getting super over vibes

[final plaza]

please no man

superovers this early ain't fun

[plush jungle]

Very impressed with sindarov so far

[final plaza]

GONEEEE

[tardy solstice]

yall had trent boult

[late steeple]

jansen gone

[pale nacelle]

He won??

[tardy solstice]

thats what i was forgetting

[plush jungle]

Yeah

[final plaza]

SEE

yeah I had also forgotten for a while

we also had another big name

[willow bone]

As long as connolly stays punjab should win

[final plaza]

an australian big name I think?

[tardy solstice]

Williamson

Didn't play tho

[final plaza]

wait where's nattu again?

[willow bone]

Which year?

[late steeple]

Gujrat defended well man

[final plaza]

not in srh?

[tardy solstice]

Dc

[final plaza]

what the helly

we had dale steyn too once

no?

[tardy solstice]

You had karn sharma

[tardy solstice]

Yes

2013

[willow bone]

😂

[final plaza]

meh

why mention him man

[willow bone]

Makes my claim correct

[tardy solstice]

Karn sharma was good in srh

[final plaza]

what the helly

[willow bone]

Warner and bhuvi won it for srh

[final plaza]

yeah

[tardy solstice]

Rest stepped up too

I think Ashish Nehra was there

Goo

Too

[willow bone]

As a coach?

[final plaza]

Warner had like 50+ runs in all of those lol

[tardy solstice]

Player
Got injured

[final plaza]

did we ever have nortje?

or was it kkr who had him

[tardy solstice]

Kkr

[late steeple]

god damn

[tardy solstice]

Never played him

[willow bone]

16 in 12

[late steeple]

smashed that shit

[willow bone]

Okay focus on the match now

[late steeple]

how am I ahead of you unc 10 off 11

[final plaza]

even bawe are focusing on the match unc

[tardy solstice]

Told y'all bartlett can bat

[final plaza]

you focus

[willow bone]

You are not

[pale nacelle]

He is

[final plaza]

typing in laptop while watching in tv fr

[tardy solstice]

I should do that

[pale nacelle]

Bartlet hit the six here

[tardy solstice]

Watching in laptop

[final plaza]

get a tv smh

they are cheap nowadays

[tardy solstice]

Mf

[late steeple]

watching in mobile typing in mobile

[willow bone]

Watching in iPad

[tardy solstice]

My father listens to Hindi commentary

Torture

[willow bone]

How?

[pale nacelle]

Watching on tv typing on phone

[late steeple]

picture in picture

[willow bone]

Damn

[tardy solstice]

Unc won't understand

[willow bone]

I'm still young

[tardy solstice]

Wtf run out chance

[late steeple]

it's a neat thing

[pale nacelle]

I switch between hindi english haryanvi and bhojpuri. Bhojpuri is peak comedy 😂

[willow bone]

I only listen to English commentary

[late steeple]

it's over

ggs PBKS

[tardy solstice]

Finished

[willow bone]

Tbh they should provide no commentary option

[final plaza]

oh yeah

[willow bone]

Punjab win

[final plaza]

I switch it to English since he usually goes to sleep after second innings powerplay

[tardy solstice]

Who does commentary?
Dhoni?

[late steeple]

Hindi commentary is so fun it's just that pirated sites suck at providing hindi ones

[willow bone]

Sehwaj, bajji, ashwin

[pale nacelle]

Ravi kishan

[pale nacelle]

He's asking about bhojpuri ig

[tardy solstice]

Ye

[willow bone]

Oh

[pale nacelle]

I dont understand a single thing in bhojpuri

[tardy solstice]

Torture after 10 years

[pale nacelle]

But its absolute comedy

[final plaza]

is the best ipl debut in batting sooryavanshi?

[tardy solstice]

He didn't score much

In debut

This was not his debut

Also it's mccullum lol

[late steeple]

unc are you still hoping for super over

[willow bone]

😂😂

Wicket here would be interesting thought

[final plaza]

I mean ofc it is

but like

I thought that 100 was in his debut lol

[willow bone]

No lol

Sundar 😭

[pale nacelle]

Easy

[willow bone]

Ggs

[final plaza]

GG

[tardy solstice]

Rabada dhurandhar

Still playing for pbks

[final plaza]

😭

fun match

first good match of this season?

[tardy solstice]

Ig

No

Undoubtedly

[pale nacelle]

Rr vs csk

Dc winning the next one

[final plaza]

That was a snoozefesy

Other than Jaddu wickets

[pale nacelle]

Hmmmm

[willow bone]

Goro is more active today because all other channels are closed for him 😂

[final plaza]

No cuz today it was a good match lol

I have other servers to talk in too

[sweet tree]

https://x.com/i/status/2038926763091214596

ً (@salahive)

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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X · Mar 31, 2026, 10:29 AM

[solid dagger]

I'm shitting brick but I'M READY LETS GO

GET POLITANO OUT

I'm tired of him already

We have to wake up

[noble fractal]

gl johto

[solid dagger]

Thank you

[noble fractal]

and lets go kosovo

[smoky fable]

The Czechs up on the Danes

[sweet junco]

TÜRKIYE 🇹🇷

!balkan2

[azure seal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/758718664194392120/976360748915769384/balkan3.png

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/TMZ/status/2038970218484011182

TMZ (@TMZ)

😳 EXCLUSIVE: Tiger Woods had pills in his pocket at the time of his DUI arrest, cops say.

Details: https://t.co/IkI1PYq3KM

X · Mar 31, 2026, 1:22 PM

https://tenor.com/view/sigh-le-sad-cat-gif-16777715376630435814

Damn shame

[honest umbra]

Let’s see if Italy wins

[solid dagger]

Tonali can't even take a corner kick

[smoky fable]

He’s mentioned it

[smoky fable]

Let’s see

[solid dagger]

MOISE

IT'S ALWAYS HIM

HE CANT STOP SCORING

[hasty basin]

Meeper

Keeper*

Holy howler

[solid dagger]

I was cursing him out already for shooting it immediately and not taking a touch

[sweet tree]

Kean goal

keeper with a bad pass

[solid dagger]

What a goal tho

[honest umbra]

How was it determined what country the match is played in?

[smoky fable]

It was predetermined

[smoky fable]

Keep cursing

[honest umbra]

That’s a pretty huge buff for a qualification match

[hasty basin]

Very

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/GoalsXtra/status/2039055751495245994

Goals Xtra (@GoalsXtra)

Moise Kean scores!
︀︀
︀︀🇧🇦 Bosnia & Herzegovina 0-1 Italy 🇮🇹

Quoting Goals Xtra (@GoalsXtra)
︀
🇧🇦 Bosnia & Herzegovina vs Italy 🇮🇹
︀︀
︀︀Italy has an 82% chance of qualifying for the World Cup 2026

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FixupX · Mar 31, 2026, 7:02 PM

[sweet tree]

quality finish really

first touch bang

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/GoalsXtra/status/2039056756479795299

Goals Xtra (@GoalsXtra)

Anthony Elanga opens scoring!
︀︀
︀︀🇸🇪 Sweden 1-0 Poland 🇵🇱

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FixupX · Mar 31, 2026, 7:06 PM

[honest umbra]

What a shot and save

So much pressure from bosnia

[solid dagger]

It would be hilarious if Sweden qualified for the WC after getting 2 points in the qualifiers

[solid dagger]

They're pressing so hard

I hope they won't be able to keep it up the whole game

[honest umbra]

If it’s one game I can see them keep it up it’s this one

But you guys should be able to punish them too prob

Why is yamal playing @sweet tree

[solid dagger]

Locatelli has been fantastic so far

[solid dagger]

True

[sweet tree]

de la fuente making him play for no reason

[solid dagger]

Tonali has been so poor

[dim ledge]

Newcastle DNA

[sweet tree]

I think he rotated everyone else bar him actually lol

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/GoalsXtra/status/2039059263683772428

Goals Xtra (@GoalsXtra)

Excellent save by Uğurcan Çakır! Vedat Muriqi gets ribaund but didnt score.

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FixupX · Mar 31, 2026, 7:16 PM

[smoky fable]

Damn, can’t afford that

[smoky fable]

Trying to tank Barcelona

[sweet tree]

Yamal also doesn't like being on the bench so he probably doesn't mind it

[solid dagger]

Get Retegui OUT

We need Esposito

[smoky fable]

Gattuso going to make adjustments?

https://fixupx.com/GoalsXtra/status/2039060207205007405

Goals Xtra (@GoalsXtra)

Nicola Zalewski sent it into the nets
︀︀
︀︀🇸🇪 Sweden 1-1 Poland 🇵🇱

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FixupX · Mar 31, 2026, 7:20 PM

[solid dagger]

The fuck kinda foul is that

[sweet tree]

lowkey want Poland to win but itll probably be Sweden

[solid dagger]

I really hope so

[smoky fable]

We shall see

[honest umbra]

One last lewa run

[solid dagger]

Bajakterevic has been such a pain in the ass

He's good

[smoky fable]

Not surprised

[solid dagger]

How isn't that a fucking foul

He dragged Mancini to the ground

[round sluice]

nobody posted the japan goal vs england. 2 lazy 2 watch trashland so was hoping someone had posted it here

[solid dagger]

Demorovic keeps pulling Mancini's shirt

Every single time he's in the box

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/GoalsXtra/status/2039057502571053159

Goals Xtra (@GoalsXtra)

Kaoru Mitoma is on stage!
︀︀
︀︀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 England 0-1 Japan 🇯🇵

**💬 7 🔁 23 ❤️ 121 👁️ 7.1K **

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FixupX · Mar 31, 2026, 7:09 PM

[noble fractal]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2039057556996280413

LIVE GOALS (@FTLiveGoals)

🌏🚨GOAL KAORU MITOMA SCORES!
︀︀
︀︀ENGLAND 0-1 JAPAN

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FxTwitter · Mar 31, 2026, 7:09 PM

RED?

Bastoni red

[sweet tree]

Bastoni

[hasty basin]

Huge for Bosnia

[sweet tree]

oh boy

[ripe yacht]

[hasty basin]

Cant do that man

[smoky fable]

Welp

[smoky fable]

So what’s Gattuso going to do now

[honest umbra]

No way bruh

Why u do that bastoni

[sweet tree]

Bastoni late tackle

[honest umbra]

Idk if I want him at Barca now

[sweet tree]

last man rc

eh

it can happen

[honest umbra]

I’m joking

[solid dagger]

I can't fucking believe it

What the fuck is Donnarumma doing

What the fuck are we doing

Donnarumma completely misplaced the pass

And Bastoni just can't do that shit

[sweet tree]

even some great defenders get a RC

[noble fractal]

johto died

[honest umbra]

But that’s a crazy tackle to make with 50 mins left

[sweet tree]

yeah

italy might be screwed this 2nd half

[honest umbra]

Araujo syndrome

[sweet tree]

Bosnia gonna be all up on them

[smoky fable]

This is going to be the most stressful half upcoming

[burnt cedar]

Kosovo should be beating Turkey rn

Had so many good chances

[honest umbra]

Sweden 2-1

[smoky fable]

All hands on deck

https://fixupx.com/FTLiveGoals/status/2039062553922273715

LIVE GOALS (@FTLiveGoals)

HOLY SH*T ALESSANDRO BASTONI ITALY RECEIVES A RED CARD IN JUST THE 42nd MINUTE OF A CRUCIAL WORD CUP QUALIFYING GAME!!!!!
︀︀
︀︀ANOTHER ARAUJO

**🔁 5 ❤️ 31 👁️ 3.4K **

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FixupX · Mar 31, 2026, 7:29 PM

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/FTLiveGoals/status/2039063256854094261

LIVE GOALS (@FTLiveGoals)

🌏🚨GOAL GUSTAF LAGERBIELKE SCORES AND THIS GAME IS CATCHING FIRE 🔥
︀︀
︀︀SWEDEN 2-1 POLAND

**❤️ 2 👁️ 190 **

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FixupX · Mar 31, 2026, 7:32 PM

[sweet tree]

oof

[smoky fable]

Whenever that’s said, it usually doesn’t end well for that team

[dim ledge]

@solid dagger try talking

[sweet tree]

dang he got muted

[noble fractal]

the automod got him

[smoky fable]

Wait what?

[ripe yacht]

Can’t let this dude join city next season, need this pivot man

[hasty basin]

Sounds like a threat

[hasty basin]

Autobot muted him

[smoky fable]

I’m shocked. What did he say

[hasty basin]

For "spamming"

[smoky fable]

Oh for spamming

[hasty basin]

But all his messages sent at once

[burnt cedar]

Cant see Mainoo leaving

[smoky fable]

That’s crazy

[hasty basin]

Because of internet issues

Lmao

[smoky fable]

Damn

[ripe yacht]

I meant Anderson

[smoky fable]

It’s funny cause it seems like he just boiled over at once after the Bastoni red

[burnt cedar]

Just realised why is Foden upfront

[noble fractal]

Kosovo stay strong

[solid dagger]

Thank you Balkan

I got muted for three hours because my internet is too slow and all my messages loaded at the same time and the bot thought I was spamming lol

This is gonna be the worst second half of my life

But since Retegui was subbed out it shouldn't be a noticeable difference

[smoky fable]

Least you’re up 1

Just got to only concede one at worst and then go for pens

With all that pressure

That Bosnia is going to throw

[solid dagger]

We're gonna remind the world what the catenaccio is

[sweet tree]

plot twist, 1 more casemiro run

[smoky fable]

This shit is going to end with another Dzeko equalizer isn’t it

I swear

[solid dagger]

10000000000%

Sports sites won't even let you bet on it

That's how much it's a guarantee

[round sluice]

Tuchel wants Foden to fail so he has an excuse not to play him without dumb ppl causing drama

[sweet tree]

saw your club mentioned in the first book btw @robust grotto

p cool

yea foden at 9 is weird

[solid dagger]

I still can't believe it

How can Donnarumma be so bad with his feet

And why the fuck did Bastoni do that

I'd rather concede a goal than be one man down the whole second half against this team

[nimble onyx]

He actually plays better as a forward

[karmic anvil]

tbf its hard to play well as a forward when the people trying to 'feed' you the ball are "mainoo, palmer and rogers"

gordon too 😭

meady ballers

[solid dagger]

I'm looking back at the red card and had Calafiori run back instead of jogging Bastoni wouldn't have been the last man

Palestra in and Politano out

I wonder how we're gonna play now

Either 441 or 351

We can't play the whole second half like this

We're gonna be gassed by the 60'

[noble fractal]

donnaruma too good

wtf

turkey possible offside

this looked off but it counts

tz

[sweet tree]

oh Poland tied it

seems like a good one

[burnt cedar]

Just conceded a goal that looks offside

[solid dagger]

He hasn't had one single successful long pass so far

He's genuinely terrible with his feet

[ripe yacht]

Ngl that’s fine as long as he can save shots

[solid dagger]

SECOND YELLOW REF

(it wasn't a yellow card worthy foul)

[hasty basin]

Omg

[solid dagger]

MOISE NOOOOOOOO

We're never gonna score again

I feel like we just conceded a goal

And we just might

[noble fractal]

yeah but he saves well

[sweet tree]

Kean omg

that was the dagger

a little too much

[solid dagger]

Dimarco has been selling this game

It's the fucking Inter players

Donnarumma is terrible at wasting time

Bro wait a couple of seconds for Dzeko to press you

This should've been a corner for them

Tabakovic is 85 foot tall

What a save

[smoky fable]

If I was a Kosovo fan I’d be livid

[solid dagger]

FUCK

[smoky fable]

Oh

[sweet tree]

holy

what a save

[smoky fable]

No matter how shit Donarunma is with his feet, that shot stopping is too good

[solid dagger]

THATS A FUCKING YELLOW

[solid dagger]

Yeah he's the best itw at that imo

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/FTLiveGoals/status/2039073728605151241

LIVE GOALS (@FTLiveGoals)

MOISE KEAN MISSED A HUGE CHANCE TO MAKE IT 2-0 FOR ITALY OMG HOW 😳😳😳

**🔁 1 ❤️ 3 👁️ 318 **

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FixupX · Mar 31, 2026, 8:13 PM

[solid dagger]

GET DIMARCO OUT

TAKE HIM OUT NOW

Palestra has been exceptional

[sweet tree]

Dimarco wth

[solid dagger]

Of course

[hasty basin]

1-1

Omg

[solid dagger]

It was coming

You can't waste that many chances when you're down one man

[ripe yacht]

Omg lol

[solid dagger]

We wasted two huge chances to score

[sweet tree]

BOSNIAAAA

[solid dagger]

That's what we get

[sweet tree]

no way

1-1

[solid dagger]

Fucking Bastoni

I hated him already before this game

[sweet tree]

Tabakovic

[ripe yacht]

Boss calls being made

[sweet tree]

Dzeko aura

[solid dagger]

It's like the third yellow card the ref hasn't given to a Bosnian player

It's so over

Why do we always have to make things hard for ourselves

I won't even remember what it feels like to play in a world cup

[sweet tree]

same

[ripe yacht]

lol https://fixupx.com/goalsxtra/status/2039060611682672962?s=46

Goals Xtra (@GoalsXtra)

🟥 ALEX IWOBI LOSES HIS COOL! TENSION IS BOILING OVER!

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FixupX · Mar 31, 2026, 7:21 PM

[sweet tree]

3 tied games

[solid dagger]

I hate Bastoni so much

[sweet tree]

Sweden goal

[ripe yacht]

Gyok goal

Fuck

[sweet tree]

damn

hes been the super hero for Sweden in these playoffs

[solid dagger]

WHY IS HE TAKING OUT BARELLA 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

What the fuck are we doing

Tonali has been walking for the last half hour

[sweet tree]

is Buffon apart of the staff team

[nimble onyx]

No way Italy are actually bottling this

[sweet tree]

only tied rn

[solid dagger]

What a save again

[solid dagger]

Yeah

Bonucci as well

[solid dagger]

BASTONI IS A TERRORIST

Most overrated player ever

I swear he becomes a caveman when he puts on the Italy shirt

[sweet tree]

donnarumma wow

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2039078514641547283

Goals Xtra (@GoalsXtra)

Viktor Gyökeres gives a gift!
︀︀
︀︀🇸🇪 Sweden 3-2 Poland 🇵🇱

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FixupX · Mar 31, 2026, 8:32 PM

holy rebounds

[ripe yacht]

Damn no final wc for lewa

[sweet tree]

if I was Swedish I would've gone nuts lol

he played the last one

atleast he made an appearance tbh

[ripe yacht]

No I mean one last one

[sweet tree]

yea it's sucks but Poland ain't a big football nation

[solid dagger]

Sweden with 2 fucking points will go to the wc

I hate this format

Who the hell thought it was a good idea

[ripe yacht]

That could’ve been a pen lol

[burnt cedar]

Gyokeres Balon Dor charge continues

[sweet tree]

can't lie

hes probably up there in terms of goals scored this year?

don't agree with the ballon d or part but he deffo scoring more

[burnt cedar]

If you include all comps + internationals he’s got like 20 goals

[burnt cedar]

Yeah I’m joking lol

[solid dagger]

My heart can't take 30 more minutes of this torture

Easily up there with the worst games I've ever seen

[sweet tree]

extra time...

[solid dagger]

Every fucking time

[sweet tree]

[solid dagger]

It's a nightmare

[sweet tree]

Sweden and Turkey won their games

[sweet junco]

[fluid moat]

Italy are doing the thing again

[ripe yacht]

Netherlands, Sweden, Japan then

Fun group

[solid dagger]

I was 12 the last time I saw Italy at a WC, by the next time we qualify again my son will be 12

[sweet tree]

Czechs 2-1

[solid dagger]

THAT'S A FUCKIGN RED

HOW THE FUCK ISNT THAT A RED

[sweet tree]

#20 been nice

[solid dagger]

HOW

HOW

HOW

[hasty basin]

Wtf

Yellow

[solid dagger]

THATS A RED

[hasty basin]

Huh

[solid dagger]

Nah it's insane

That's a RED

[hasty basin]

I have no idea

[solid dagger]

GIVE HIM THE FUCKING RED

That's the clearest red ever

[sweet tree]

was it last

[hasty basin]

Wait

There is VAR?

[ripe yacht]

Was he the last man

[sweet tree]

I dont think so

[hasty basin]

Then what are we reviewing with

[solid dagger]

I can't believe my eyes

[ripe yacht]

Highlights

[hasty basin]

No not literally us 😭

I meant what's the ref waiting for

[solid dagger]

THE FUCKING FRENCH REF

EVERY TIME

[sweet tree]

oh it's that UCL ref

[solid dagger]

I'm so fucking pissed

Y'all have no idea

[hasty basin]

He's normally really good

Idk what's going on

WHAT A SAVE

[solid dagger]

WJAT A SAVE

Nah man fuck this

This is the scripted fifa game

Why didn't VAR call the ref to review it

[sweet tree]

damn save

[solid dagger]

It was a red

We even had our chances

We just wasted them

HE USED HIS ARM

THAT'S A PEN

[ripe yacht]

2-2 Denmark, pen shootout soon 👀

[sweet tree]

international footy is the best

only in a WC year

[solid dagger]

It's the worst

[sweet tree]

[solid dagger]

He pushed Mancini to the ground but they're gonna kick the corner again

Alright

It's always this Troasard ref

[neat radish]

when has this ref had a good game

[solid dagger]

How is it possible that refs are dogshit all across europe

[novel slate]

Future nba ref prospects

[sweet tree]

https://x.com/i/status/2039081133338423455

EuroFoot (@eurofootcom)

🚨🏆 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 | 2026 World Cup Group D has now been confirmed... ✅

🇺🇸 USA
🇵🇾 PARAGUAY
🇦🇺 AUSTRALIA
🇹🇷 TÜRKIYE

X · Mar 31, 2026, 8:43 PM

might be a group exit for the US lol

[neat radish]

prob

[solid dagger]

Yildiz will lead Turkey to a WC title trust

Ballon dor season loading

[robust grotto]

@sweet tree lol yep! Only club mentioned in the books lol. Again, further proof that we are the club of the people!

[sweet tree]

yeah thought it was cool to see

west ham are massive

donnarumma got this on pens

[simple seal]

Italy bro 😭

[nimble onyx]

we could not have gotten an easier group

[simple seal]

Making everything harder

[neat radish]

Tonali missing a pen I feel it in my bones

[solid dagger]

BASTONI

HUNT HIM DOWN

[novel slate]

Weak ass kicks

[neat radish]

30 shots😭

Close from tahirovic

[sweet tree]

omg

[solid dagger]

Pens

[ripe yacht]

HOJLUND MISS

[solid dagger]

I want to die

[ripe yacht]

Kovar my carrington goat

[solid dagger]

Gigio please

[sweet tree]

[novel slate]

Why no call on that

But that’s called alright

[solid dagger]

We have no fucking penalty takers

[sweet tree]

PKs

[solid dagger]

Donnarumma PLEASE

I'm laughing because I'd cry otherwise

[sweet tree]

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