sports

[smoky fable]

Trafford guessed right but just a good pen

[karmic anvil]

fair play to valverde tho, scored with his first touch of the game

[neat radish]

?

[dense stag]

bro just ragebaits

ggs

it was a foul on Josema on England's goal but ggs

[sweet tree]

england on strings lol

full time

[karmic anvil]

exaggerated but point still stands

[glossy adder]

Just saw pellestri and got the nastiest 22/23 flashback, thought him and agent 49 would be our wingers for the next 10 years lmao

[noble fractal]

i hope England somehow looses during the group stage too

[dense stag]

de arrascaeta shooting that freekick was dumb af

[noble fractal]

wtf did algeria do to guatemala

[ripe yacht]

No matter what manager takes over they always make England look so boring

Makes no sense

[dense stag]

Algeria:= Bayern Munich

[crude berry]

Because England are shite

[fleet orbit]

giants threw a meatball up on judge and he promptly hit a 2 run dinger

[round sluice]

this is england's second team or something. Tuchel said he was giving them last chance to impress or something

i didn't bother to watch cus of this. only game worth watching was spain but i dislike them

honestly the world cup prob only gona become barely watchable until like semis, and that's with US/Fifa doing nothing to ruin sh randomly

[crude berry]

Damn that rashy run was insane

https://x.com/Utddoja/status/2037626492033614286?s=20

7👤 (@Utddoja)

Mate

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X · Mar 27, 2026, 8:23 PM

And this one

Sheesh 🔥

[hasty basin]

Damn

Wemby must be the root of evil because I'm seeing Luka FC join Shai FC 😭

[smoky fable]

Know the one true evil

[ripe yacht]

Need him to become a little selfish again, tired of this playmaker gimmick he’s been on the past 2 seasons

[crude berry]

Need to see him like this on barca

[torn gale]

Wemby is unironically the root of all evil

[fleet orbit]

come on Johnnies

[novel slate]

When the site shows the Boston broadcast so you gotta see bs

[sacred agate]

LFG johnnies

[novel slate]

White mamba talking about tatum outplaying JJ

[somber haven]

Please Johnnies I need this

Duke whistle pisses me off

[fleet orbit]

yeah duke consistently gets a friendly whistle

this is starting to get away from st. john’s for sure

[novel slate]

My god are Celtics really this ass without Brown?

[fleet orbit]

st. john’s is keeping pace

because they are shooting nearly 50 percent from 3

[somber haven]

We holding on by a thread but a lead is a lead

[novel slate]

Pritchard cooked DD

[fleet orbit]

the thing that’s interesting about this other game is alabama is the type of matchup designed to give michigan trouble

[sacred agate]

Alabama under Nate Oaks has been a very stout offensive squad

They love the 3 ball

Bang

[fleet orbit]

michigan for a lot of the year has had turnover issues and this could be trouble if the handles aren’t tight this game

i personally do not think iowa state or tennessee matchup quite as well but that’s just my opinion

[sacred agate]

I’m so ready for this game tonight

But I agree bama matches up very well against this Michigan team

[novel slate]

Jaylen Johnson SONS conspiracy theorist Derrick White

[fleet orbit]

Duke is in some trouble rn

a duke loss is what the world needs

[somber haven]

Unrelated note but still about sports

My little brother unironically likes the World Cup song

Then again he’s one of those people who are contrarian just for the pure sake of trying to seem cool so

[fleet orbit]

i see jelly roll and i’m like instant garbage

jelly roll is an industry plant

next year let’s get Cannibal Corpse

[somber haven]

How it feels living with professional contrarians

[fleet orbit]

it’s so annoying

[novel slate]

https://streamable.com/25d8vd @amber grove

i saw bald and thought derrick white

[somber haven]

Conspiracy theorist?😭

Did I miss something

[novel slate]

Yes

[somber haven]

What did I miss

[novel slate]

https://youtube.com/shorts/oTcESRWHIFg

[sacred agate]

wtf

[somber haven]

The sun’s rays must’ve cooked his brain or smth

[fleet orbit]

nah i’m not gonna front that’s the right call

[hasty basin]

Shai doing anything to lose the mvp

[novel slate]

Walker be tapping into his Shai handles

[fleet orbit]

SJU is gonna come up just short

[trim timber]

was a fun team to watch

[somber haven]

Me watching Dylan airball that shot

[novel slate]

Refs want the inCeltics to win

Hawks need a Robinson

[amber grove]

WE BOTH 1 AND 0 @ripe yacht

[simple seal]

SHAI FOR KOBE

0/10 from 3 lmao

Thunder still up 20 cause it's the Bulls

[sacred agate]

LETSSS GOOO

[sacred agate]

what great seats

Looks like a blast

[fleet orbit]

this game i as ugly as i thought

[sacred agate]

Yep..

I can’t believe ament is going back in w 2 fouls

[placid latch]

@rancid thicket

we won against jazz

135-129

we keep the 4th today too

let's goo

[sacred agate]

Kash watch the match madness game

[placid latch]

i don't know ass abt college basketball

i only know it has a 30 second shot clock

[sacred agate]

Watch it bru

And become a Tennessee fan

[placid latch]

aight what game

[sacred agate]

Tennessee vs Iowa state

[fleet orbit]

uconn michigan state has been excellent

[placid latch]

these breaks are huge

[sacred agate]

AN1

GET THAT SHIT OUT

[fleet orbit]

i get the impression watching tennessee that they could’ve played with most teams this year but a lot of unlucky finishes

they are better than your standard 6 seed

[sacred agate]

Yeah that about sums it up

Rick had us way to passive in the games we we were up at halftime

[fleet orbit]

if tennessee wins that means they outstood the rest of the sec

[sacred agate]

BANGGGG

CMON BOSWELL

[fleet orbit]

i want sparty to win i’ve seen enough of uconn lately

[sacred agate]

I agree

[fleet orbit]

i dont hate uconn

[sweet tree]

awesome

[sacred agate]

BANGGG

[fleet orbit]

tennessee has generally shot pretty well this tournament

[sacred agate]

CMON JAKOBI CURRY

[sacred agate]

Better then our season averages for sure

[fleet orbit]

iowa state is still without their top guy right ?

the injuries really have been some bad luck for iowa state the last 2 years

[sacred agate]

Yeah I think their star is still sidelined

Forgot fellas name but that is hurting them bad he does it all for them

And1 cmon Carey

[fleet orbit]

if tennessee wins isn’t that 3 straight elite 8s ?

sparty i think is gonna come up a little short

[sacred agate]

Yeah this will be number 3 in a row if we get this

[fleet orbit]

uconn duke is honestly gonna be cinema

[fleet orbit]

almost no program has been that good lately

[sacred agate]

That is gonna be a great ball game

[rustic lichen]

My brain won’t let me cheer for another SEC team since we got knocked out

Sorry Fritty

[sacred agate]

No don’t be sorry I understand completely

[rustic lichen]

Wait did Michigan win

[sacred agate]

Yeah they got away from Alabama

[fleet orbit]

Yes , tonight uconn duke and michigan won

[rustic lichen]

Btw the player of the year finalists got announced, who y’all got? Boozer, Dybantsa, Acuff Jr, Yaxel from Michigan

[fleet orbit]

i’m respectfully not a big michigan guy

i have no issue rooting for tennessee from here

[sacred agate]

Very tough

[fleet orbit]

probably boozer wins it

[sacred agate]

They’re all like 1 a b c in my eyes

[rustic lichen]

I haven’t watched much Michigan but is Yaxel really that good?

[slow violet]

Mariners are Back Baby!!

[rustic lichen]

Yaxel good enough to be a POTY finalist?

[sacred agate]

All three have been super consistent players it’s hard for me to chose

[fleet orbit]

this year absolutely

BYU blew ass around AJ

[sacred agate]

That’s a weak ass call

wtf was that

[rustic lichen]

Trinidad Chambliss won the court case

[fleet orbit]

i heard

[rustic lichen]

Like how tf do you get a seventh year of eligibility

From the Supreme Court

Bro just fucking graduate

[sacred agate]

They said fuck you to Joey Aguilar I think

[rustic lichen]

Like are we deadass?

[sacred agate]

😂😂

[rustic lichen]

7 years of college with no intention of graduating

But just to milk NIL money

[sacred agate]

Cause our qb went to court and the judge said hell nah

[rustic lichen]

Ole Miss runs the state of Mississippi highkey

It’s kinda wild

[sacred agate]

I’m glad though I want Fazion to get more reps

[sacred agate]

They really do

Fuck ole miss though

[fleet orbit]

their basketball coach is a domestic abuser

[sacred agate]

And their ex football coach is a piece of shit scum of earth

Cheating on his wife w girls 30 years younger then him

Fuck lane kiffin

[dense blade]

So I thought a bit about it and here's my "completely unbiased" candidates prediction @honest latch

1. Pragg
2. Fabiano
3. Sindarov
4. Anish
5. Hikaru
6. Wei
7. Bluebaum
8. Esipenko

It'd be real funny if Hikaru won it after this lol

Actually going to miss Nepo this time around tho

Even though he can be a bit of an asshole, he’s always a treat to watch in these tournaments

[fleet orbit]

tennessee is just bullying iowa state down low

[honest latch]

Pragg was my OG pick but I like the storylines with Fabi v Gukesh more so that’s why I picked Fabi!

[honest latch]

Candidates Nepo might be a top 10 player ever lmfao

[ancient apex]

I feel fabi I dont feel like its gonna be pragg

[sacred agate]

LETS GO NATE

CMONNN

[fleet orbit]

That’s game

tennessee wins

[sacred agate]

BANG BANG BANG

[fleet orbit]

a lot of iowa fans i’m sure loved to see that

[sacred agate]

LETS GOOOOOOO

CMONNN

[fleet orbit]

but honestly it felt like iowa state quit

[sacred agate]

https://tenor.com/view/cocksrule-tennesseerocks-gif-18594554

[rustic lichen]

Bro no shot these editors are this fast @fleet orbit

[fleet orbit]

apparently they are 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[sacred agate]

😂😂😂😂

[rustic ore]

Think I heard he popped 0s on his breathalizer so he clearly took something that messed him up

[sacred agate]

Tiger love driving around Jupiter fucked up

[rustic ore]

As evidence by him refusing to take a piss test

[sacred agate]

He has a history w painkillers so that’s probably what it was

[rustic ore]

Hate to see it

[sacred agate]

3 straight elite 8s for my Vols

https://tenor.com/view/pedro-pascal-gif-10455738442136230044

[rustic lichen]

imma need y’all to lock in so you don’t become the SEC Gonzaga

[late steeple]

@willow bone thala injured?

oh hell naw

[willow bone]

Yes, good news is that he is only out for 2 weeks

[sacred agate]

We are gonna carry the whole SEC on our back

We got this

Fuck Michigan

[sacred agate]

https://tenor.com/view/cloud-nine-cloud9-on-cloud-nine-simba-gif-13102528

Goodnight sports fans I’m gonna sleep good tonight

[placid latch]

Night

Old man

[long skiff]

merc 1-2

[long skiff]

sup tom

[mental wind]

max?

[long skiff]

out in q2

p11

[fathom marsh]

@white pelican

why is my green card still here

[rancid thicket]

Lakers won too. btw since you have that DP, have you watch the immortal man yet?

[solid dagger]

Yo @dim ledge now that Salah is officially leaving Liverpool at the end of the season who do you think was better between him and Gerrard?

I haven't seen Gerrard a lot but I don't think it's crazy to say Salah is the best Liverpool player ever ngl

[amber grove]

https://vxtwitter.com/baseballquotes1/status/2037748734071632270?s=61

Baseball Quotes (@BaseballQuotes1)

The NL East is the first division in MLB history to have every team start 1-0

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 28, 2026, 4:28 AM

[placid latch]

Not yet

[rancid thicket]

watch it before basketball

[fleet orbit]

honestly he’s not perfect but rick is a damn good coach

[dense blade]

For a sec I thought you were comparing salah to oliver giroud

but yea I think salah's on daglish levels

[noble fractal]

https://x.com/i/status/2037821676285501938

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Julian Nagelsmann promises Leroy Sané another chance against Ghana on Monday despite his disappointing performance yesterday: "I don't always expect two goals and three assists, it's about the overall picture. He showed glimpses of what he's capable of. Of course he can play with

X · Mar 28, 2026, 9:18 AM

someone needs to break Sane's kneecaps

Nagelsmann's too

[willow bone]

Insane crowd, I can't even hear what players are saying 😭

Bethel playing 😎

Ngl, weak bowling line up

[willow bone]

Nvm its jacob duffy 👀

[pale nacelle]

Hmmm

[willow bone]

Top 4 is terrifying, rest are meh

Unless, nitish and arora surprise us

[pale nacelle]

Reddy played well in the practice match

Aniket verma is a hit or miss

[willow bone]

Practice match and real match are different but if he plays well thats a bonus

I support srh

😎

[pale nacelle]

This year rr will win
"Ghayal h isliye ghatak h"

[willow bone]

Rr always suck at the end

[pale nacelle]

This time we WILL win

[slow violet]

@amber grove @rustic ore @smoky fable @fleet orbit
https://vxtwitter.com/JMannsTakes/status/2037596746285527339?s=20

JMann_ (@JMannsTakes)

Jalen Rose is going to win an Oscar in no time

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vxTwitter / fixvx 💖 2.65K 🔁 389 · Mar 27, 2026, 6:24 PM

[willow bone]

Ah, so you are rr supporter 🙄

[fleet orbit]

only Tubi

[pale nacelle]

We wont choke this time like in 2022 this time we will win

[willow bone]

Oh srh have liam livingstone as impact player

But he suck

[willow bone]

2022? Bro you guys choke at the end every year

[pale nacelle]

That time was the biggest choke

[willow bone]

You will top of the table in first 70% of the matches then choke and struggle to qualify

[pale nacelle]

Every year we fail to qualify after dominating the first half

[pale nacelle]

Yeah and even if we qualify we lose

But this time it will be different we WILL win

[willow bone]

This year you already hit with a injury, you traded samson for jadeja and sam curran but curran got injured

So you effectively traded samson for jadeja

[pale nacelle]

My prediction is mi rr dc pbks top 4 rcb srh gt mid table and csk lsg kkr bottom 3

[pale nacelle]

+shanaka

[willow bone]

Eh, still doesn't impact the trade

[pale nacelle]

🤨

[willow bone]

They could have gotten shanaka in auction

[pale nacelle]

Our only weakness is both lefty openers

[willow bone]

Hello? Srh top 3 are lefties

Tbh your openers are top tier

[pale nacelle]

Arguably the best

[pale nacelle]

Yeah they can be countered but still they have too many top tiers

[willow bone]

And a better investment because both young and long term stay

And indians

[late steeple]

i dont think ill be able to watch without like a min of delay cause i gotta use pirated sites

[pale nacelle]

Didnt sooryavanshi score 190 off 90 in the u19 odi wc final??

[late steeple]

there isnt any provider which provides ipl streaming here in websites

[willow bone]

I would rate yashaswi jaiswal above abhishek and ishan kishan

[willow bone]

He did but international bowling is different

[tardy solstice]

it begins

[tardy solstice]

plays for himself

[willow bone]

He is still pretty good but he cannot trash as easily in every match

[tardy solstice]

never for winning

[willow bone]

Ohh

[willow bone]

I don't understand this jaiswal hate 😭

I'm supporting srh for the title, want srh vs punjab final ✌️

[tardy solstice]

he plays for rr
neg aura

[pale nacelle]

Pure lies

[willow bone]

There is a rr fan here

😂

[pale nacelle]

Playing for rr means plus infinite aura

[pale nacelle]

Which team do you support??

[tardy solstice]

must have not even be alive when they won first

[tardy solstice]

kkr

[willow bone]

Tbh your owners are very shit, peak nepotism

[pale nacelle]

Ass

[willow bone]

🙄

[tardy solstice]

2 more championships so

[dim ledge]

It's tough man but yeah it's Mo lol

[pale nacelle]

Doesnt matter

[dim ledge]

But no he's not the best ever. If we're doing pre premier league it's Kenny

[pale nacelle]

The script favours you because srgay got too many fans

[tardy solstice]

your team got banned for fixing bro

[willow bone]

Dumb review

[pale nacelle]

Every sport is scripted 😭😭

[willow bone]

@late steeple how delay is it for you? Whats happening for you?

Six

What was sent?

[late steeple]

just hit a six

how bad is the delay

[tardy solstice]

copium

[willow bone]

20-30 secs?

Not bad

[pale nacelle]

Why do you seem like <15

[late steeple]

let me know as soon as the over ends

[willow bone]

Ended

Just now

[tardy solstice]

?

[late steeple]

damn yeah 30 secs

[willow bone]

Not bad considering you thought it will be 1min 😂

[pale nacelle]

Idk you seem like your younger than 15

[late steeple]

i didnt even watch the auction so these players are a surprise for me lmao

[willow bone]

Mostly same team for both these teams

Just 1 or 2 players new

[late steeple]

gone

[willow bone]

Is abhishek washed?

[willow bone]

You are not 30 secs behind damn, even less

[late steeple]

professional slogger

[pale nacelle]

Abhi srh shake ho gayi 😂

[pale nacelle]

Nah wait

[late steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/freaky-cat-cat-freaky-cat-freaky-tongue-freaky-cat-tongue-freaky-tongue-gif-11560619178986255398

[willow bone]

I'm more interested in ishan kishan anyway

[late steeple]

these pirated sites getting better

ishan kishan is my fav player from india

[willow bone]

I'm also excited to see kohli back

I hope he plays big this season

[pale nacelle]

Rohit sharma will score 500+ runs this season

...

Gone

[tardy solstice]

@final plaza @willow bone

[willow bone]

What is happening

[late steeple]

head and abhishek gone

[willow bone]

Srh 😭

[pale nacelle]

Head gone

[willow bone]

Rohit is always shit in ipl

[pale nacelle]

See this time

[willow bone]

Who will come?

Nitish

[late steeple]

ngl as long as i get to see good cricket im good

[willow bone]

This is quality bowling

Srh didn't plan at all

Meanwhile kishan doing kishan

[late steeple]

hope kishan is the anchor

[willow bone]

Man nitish has been shit entire last season and now this

[tardy solstice]

another

klassen in pp

another wicket loading

[willow bone]

Rcb got duffy for 2cr, where as your kkr went for 9cr for mustafizur and pathirana 🤦🏽‍♂️

[tardy solstice]

27 cr*

we're finished without gambhir

plus we have a csk spy too

[willow bone]

27?

[tardy solstice]

18+9

[willow bone]

Oh wait pathirana is 18 right?

What a waste 😂

I was thinking he is also 9

Kkr doesn't know how to do auction

[tardy solstice]

true

25 cr for venky😔

[willow bone]

What a shot

Man i love ishan

[willow bone]

Generational blunder

[late steeple]

come on kishan

show us more good batting

the SRH batting

[willow bone]

This year 50+ cr for just 3 players

Green isn't even worth 15cr if you ask me

[tardy solstice]

check his ipl records

has always been great

plus demand supply gap

[willow bone]

15cr is good enough for his stats

He is not better than hardik

Hardik gets what 18cr?

[tardy solstice]

kishan bully

[late steeple]

back to back to back

[willow bone]

I hope kishan scores century today

[tardy solstice]

yea but as i said
demand supply gap
hardik is 15

neutral matches are fun you celebrate both teams downfall

[willow bone]

Right, green got that much because of mini auction, if he is mega auction he wouldn't even cross 15

[tardy solstice]

yep

[willow bone]

For me its not neutral

I actually support both but srh more

Because I'm from that city

[tardy solstice]

condolences

[willow bone]

We will win the cup don't worry

[tardy solstice]

2024 finals

2024 q1

[pale nacelle]

🤣

[willow bone]

That should have been srh cup but kkr 2024 team is just insane

[late steeple]

i love how the crowd goes 😄 😲

[tardy solstice]

yep

[willow bone]

The team is so good that srk cried to release players for mega auction

He demanded more retains

[tardy solstice]

and then had fkn rahane as captain

[willow bone]

I remember srk and preeti had verbal clash

Srk wanted more retentions because their team is good.

Punjab wanted less retention because they want a fresh start

Punjab got the big win in that mega auction.

[pale nacelle]

They released iyer.....

[tardy solstice]

yea she said 0☠️

all start fresh

[pale nacelle]

0 wouldve been fire

[willow bone]

And went 23cr for venky iyer, omg how dumb are they?

[tardy solstice]

hes wobbling already

[late steeple]

scary bowling wtf

[pale nacelle]

Fr i thought rr management was dumb to release butler and retain hetmayer

[willow bone]

I mean it bebefits her so why not, it was very mega auction for Punjab

[tardy solstice]

yep

[pale nacelle]

Shepherd was the reason punjab didnt win last year

[willow bone]

They never do 0, bcci wants franchises to retain core players so fans can be loyal and ipl become popular

[pale nacelle]

Ik

[tardy solstice]

and never more retentions cos they mint money from auctions

[willow bone]

Rr is dumb to release butler, what are they thinking?

[pale nacelle]

Jacob duffy subbed this early 🤔

[willow bone]

That innings was crazy

[tardy solstice]

retaining jurel parag ☠️

[pale nacelle]

Yeah they released both the orange cap and purple cap

[tardy solstice]

kishan playing like he does for india

[fleet orbit]

@amber grove ready for CORNAGEDDON?

[pale nacelle]

He took iyers wicket if iyer played any longer rcb were cooked

[willow bone]

The current retentions are fair, you will burn out to see same team members for more than 4-5 years

[tardy solstice]

eh

gets confusing af

mega auctions

ipl doesnt hit the same after 10 teams

[willow bone]

Jurel is ok, he is indian wicket keeper.

Parag is nepotism obviously

I would prefer butler over hetmyer retention

[pale nacelle]

Parag needs to prove himself this year

[willow bone]

😂

[willow bone]

I think rcb deserved the cup last year, they are well balanced and played quality cricket

[pale nacelle]

Nah punjab did imo but shepherd got iyer out

[sacred agate]

https://tenor.com/view/cornman-corn-man-corn-time-time-gif-20345758

[tardy solstice]

Did you watch last year's ipl

Jurel and hetmyer goddamn

[willow bone]

8 teams are enough, i also wouldn't want 10

[pale nacelle]

Iyer wouldve single handedly beaten rcb

[tardy solstice]

How could I forget they retained sandeep sharma 😭

[fleet orbit]

i will be both happy and sad today

[tardy solstice]

Yep

[willow bone]

I'm talking across the season, not just final

[tardy solstice]

Get lucknow or delhi or both out

[pale nacelle]

Just wait till they add a second tier and bottom 2 teams get relegated

[willow bone]

They couldn't finish the game for the love of God

[tardy solstice]

No one cares about them and 0 performance

[tardy solstice]

Lost twice from 8 runs 12 balls

[pale nacelle]

9 in 6 😭😭

[sacred agate]

Cause it’s UI?

[willow bone]

No thanks

[tardy solstice]

Loser plays psl

[pale nacelle]

Rr WILL win this year
Ghayal hai isliye ghatak h

[pale nacelle]

🤣

[willow bone]

Both were bad but tbh jurel can be groomed as he is indian wk

[tardy solstice]

He doesn't deserve 15 ce

Cr

[fleet orbit]

i would be happy for either winner and sad for either loser

[tardy solstice]

5 at max

[willow bone]

11 or 12 iirc

Last year

[tardy solstice]

Usually players are undervalued in retentions
Rr overvalued all except samson

[willow bone]

Don't know this year

[willow bone]

Nah, you can't get indian wk for less than 8

[tardy solstice]

In mega auctions you can

[willow bone]

Indians wks are rare

[tardy solstice]

Ishan went for 10

[willow bone]

Not jurel

[tardy solstice]

Jitesh for 11

[tardy solstice]

You think 2025 ishan is worse than jurel?

[willow bone]

He was not even playing that well when he was picked by srh so proves my point

[pale nacelle]

When he was bought jurel was better

Ishan was out of form

Lost his contract

[tardy solstice]

He's one of the most experienced ipl keepers

[tardy solstice]

I mean jurel wasn't even in the team

[willow bone]

Still was out of form

[pale nacelle]

He was playing test i dont remember t20

[willow bone]

We are talking 2024 auction

[tardy solstice]

25 ipl

Auction

[willow bone]

Ishan mega auction is in 2024

[tardy solstice]

Nah

2024 srh didn't have ishan

[pale nacelle]

He was at a career low when he was bought

[willow bone]

Nvm

My bad

[willow bone]

Agree

He is very good now

But not when he was picked

[pale nacelle]

While jurel was playing t20 and test

For india

[willow bone]

What was the role of dinesh karthik in rcb?

Mentor?

[pale nacelle]

Idk

[willow bone]

Batting coach and mentor

92-3 in 11 overs is pretty good after that start

We still in good position

50 for kishan 🎉

[late steeple]

Beautiful batting can't get any better

[willow bone]

Insane batting

Looks like krunal is washed 😴

[tardy solstice]

srh finished

[pale nacelle]

Nah

They got kishan and aniket verma left but rcb winning this

[late steeple]

Kishan acted like the anchor like I wanted but what about the other batters bro 😭

[pale nacelle]

🤣

Sak who do you support

[late steeple]

CSK

[pale nacelle]

Get ready to be demolished on monday

On 30th you all are breaking rcb's record of 49

[pale nacelle]

Nah this was a joke but csk will definitely lose to rr

[willow bone]

Okay srh batting looks solid, I'm only worried about their bowling

[willow bone]

Don't lie. You support dhoni, not csk

[late steeple]

I do want to see good things from suryavanshi tho

[willow bone]

Are you sure?

[late steeple]

I never followed cricket religiously but have been supporting CSK for as long as I know

[tardy solstice]

rcb finished

[willow bone]

👀

[tardy solstice]

idc either way i want both to lose

[willow bone]

Your kkr will lose don't worry

[pale nacelle]

What a catch

[tardy solstice]

catch of the season

[willow bone]

Phil salt is legit top tier fielder

[late steeple]

Salt the demon

[pale nacelle]

Everyone drop your predictions for the season

[willow bone]

That was phenomenal wtf

Catch of the season contender

[pale nacelle]

Imo mi rr dc pbks qualify, srh rcb gt mid table, kkr lsg and csk bottom 3

[willow bone]

Needed that much to get kishan lol

[willow bone]

We already did yesterday

I picked rcb, punjab and srh as title contenders

[pale nacelle]

Why not do it again

[pale nacelle]

Srh with that bowling 😭

[willow bone]

Harshal patel and unadkat are premium bowlers

😉

[pale nacelle]

🤣

[willow bone]

Wow aniket

[pale nacelle]

And we saw today that both lefty openers can be a problem

So srh does not have a chance at the title

[willow bone]

Not really its just shit batting

[pale nacelle]

In the wc too india had both lefty openers and we saw what happened

Sanju had to come

Both lefty openers can be exploited

But if you dont get rid of them in time then 🫡

[willow bone]

Why is both lefty a problem when both righty is not a problem?

[pale nacelle]

😐

[willow bone]

Why am i not seeing kohli today on the field wtf?

Did any of you see kohli on the field?

[pale nacelle]

Yeah

Gone

One more

[pale nacelle]

Atleast once i am sure

[willow bone]

I thought its six 😭

Man srh needs to play 3 more overs and no batters left

[pale nacelle]

😂

[willow bone]

Why are they not taking impact?

[pale nacelle]

Idk

[tardy solstice]

finished srj

srh

[willow bone]

Nvm they have to bring in bowler for impact

But livingstone is a bowler they can impact him 🙄

[pale nacelle]

Bringing him for less then 3 over is a waste

Plus they got aniket verma still

[willow bone]

Better than harshal

He can bowl too

[pale nacelle]

Harshal patel is better in bowling

[willow bone]

They want to bring in david payne but if they don't score runs, whats the use

[pale nacelle]

Dropped by kohli

[willow bone]

I'm talking about impact sub

[willow bone]

😭

[pale nacelle]

174 in 17.5

17.4*

Gone now 😂

But harshal patel this time

[tardy solstice]

who tf is this

[willow bone]

Bowler

Not an all-rounder

[tardy solstice]

bro looks lighter than the ball

[willow bone]

Nice

Aniket playing a gem of a game

[tardy solstice]

true

goo goo srh

[pale nacelle]

I thought srh could win now but then rembered their bowling 😂

[willow bone]

Bro pick one side and support 😭

Its not possible for both to lose

So pick a side

[sweet smelt]

Damn man

Aniket is a beast today

[willow bone]

Nah, they can still win

[tardy solstice]

both finishing 8th and 9th
csk 10th

[willow bone]

😎

Srh winning this

[pale nacelle]

Nahhhh

[willow bone]

They reviewed wide 👀

[pale nacelle]

He plays like this only

[willow bone]

Tbh its not about wide, they want to stop the play to break momentum

[pale nacelle]

Goneee

[pale nacelle]

Fr

[willow bone]

Kohli doesn't drop this time 😭

[tardy solstice]

go go rcb

[willow bone]

Great innings

They have to somehow scrape 8 runs in the last over

[final plaza]

Now I can show my face here

[willow bone]

200 and below 200 have difference in thinking

[pale nacelle]

Sooryavanshi's ad is peak
I am a complan boy 🤣🤣

[willow bone]

Were you muted?

[late steeple]

kohli gonna play a blinder in batting today

[willow bone]

I'm not getting that

[final plaza]

Ko srh was playing bad the first half of this innings

No*

[willow bone]

Kohli and phil salt opening is key

[willow bone]

Not first half, just first 5 overs

[final plaza]

It was still suboptimal

[willow bone]

They played great after

Nah, kishan and klaseen played well after 5 over point

[late steeple]

the bilateral abhishek is lost in time fr

[pale nacelle]

😐

[willow bone]

Someone needs to smack his head man

[pale nacelle]

😂

He will play great against all teams except rr

[willow bone]

201

I will take it after that horrible start

[pale nacelle]

Cant defend

[willow bone]

15+ over 4 times

Made the difference

[willow bone]

Don't underestimate them

[sacred burrow]

thanks @ionic otter

[celest zephyr]

Bozo

Why'd you get the green card

[willow bone]

Really dissapointed in nitish

[willow bone]

Hello

[willow bone]

She asked for it

[sacred burrow]

exam week, gotta lock in

[celest zephyr]

Oh shit goodluck

[sacred burrow]

ain't no way, im stuck with u here? 💔🥀

[sacred burrow]

thanks

[willow bone]

Wtf?

[sacred burrow]

jk

hello cyg

[late steeple]

im here too dont worry

[pale nacelle]

😂

[sacred burrow]

yeah this is worst place

[tardy solstice]

who is this fella

[late steeple]

bitch

[tardy solstice]

or should i say fayeella

[willow bone]

Came from manga channel

[tardy solstice]

condolences

[pale nacelle]

😭😭

[celest zephyr]

Fucking larper where is ur green card

[late steeple]

im here for the IPL buddy boy

need no green card

[willow bone]

Are you satisfied with kishan batting?

[sacred burrow]

hello nice to meet you

[celest zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/erm-aksuali-veli-vel-nerd-nerd-emoji-gif-11908435316515627035

[late steeple]

hell yeah

got what i wanted

[celest zephyr]

Fayee why not leave the server since ur busy for a week

[late steeple]

now i want to see kohli in action

[celest zephyr]

And then come back

[tardy solstice]

likewise

[willow bone]

Same, i hope he stay in form

[celest zephyr]

VIRAT KOHLI??

[late steeple]

yessir

[tardy solstice]

chokli

[willow bone]

Shut up

[late steeple]

kkr is gonna finish last this season buddy

[celest zephyr]

I want u to know I said that how speed would say it

[willow bone]

We need him in form for 2027 world cup

[tardy solstice]

😔

[late steeple]

i read it exactly how speed says it

[placid latch]

Whyrat kohli

[tardy solstice]

wyrat kohli

[sacred burrow]

no, i don't want to look like i just joined 🤠

[celest zephyr]

W

[willow bone]

I agree

Kkr deserve last position for their shitty auction

[celest zephyr]

Why not I'll show you around when you come back and tell you about the people to be wary of

Sak would top the list

[late steeple]

yeah dont be near me my aura is too much for yall

[celest zephyr]

Green stinky aura

[sacred burrow]

bozo this sport channel

talk about sports

[willow bone]

Innings break

😴

[celest zephyr]

Tell me how @late steeple whyrat kholi plays

Okay bye

Goodluck fayee

[sacred burrow]

see ya arisu

[willow bone]

Evenly matched ✌️

[late steeple]

cant believe we saw such a great catch in the first match

[willow bone]

Nitish reddy opening the bowling? 😭

[placid latch]

[willow bone]

This is what i wanted from srh openers

Just play ground shots and score 4s 😭

[late steeple]

i have been requesting that of abhishek since the start of t20 wc

[placid latch]

Wrong expectations

Actually

Right expectations on different people

[willow bone]

Wicket

[pale nacelle]

Gone

[late steeple]

bro who was that tryna clash with klassen

he called that out so clearly

[pale nacelle]

Unadkat taking the first wicket 😭

[willow bone]

Where are people who doubted unadkat

[pale nacelle]

Just wait

[willow bone]

Yeah

[willow bone]

Don't have to wait long

😐

[late steeple]

lmfao

[pale nacelle]

Srh wont defend this

[late steeple]

its just padikkal doing his thing innit

[willow bone]

I'm glad they sticked with padikkal and didn't go for venky iyer

[pale nacelle]

But even if they win idc as rcb is losing

[late steeple]

is rcb that scary for other teams

[willow bone]

You guys want both teams to lose

[willow bone]

They are a solid team right now

[noble fractal]

https://x.com/i/status/2037908241380717041

Out Of Context Football (@nocontextfooty)

X · Mar 28, 2026, 3:02 PM

[willow bone]

Covered all bases almost

[noble fractal]

ancelotti is hilarious

[willow bone]

Kohli 😎

[late steeple]

kohli class incoming

[willow bone]

Idk if i should support kohli or srh 😐

[late steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/the-road-to-el-dorado-both-both-is-good-gif-8304204

[willow bone]

👀

[sweet tree]

https://tenor.com/view/sit-here-homer-simpson-the-simpsons-gif-3447539

[willow bone]

Sak's pirated site keeps getting faster

[noble fractal]

bro is doomed t warm the bench until unc retires

[late steeple]

okay this will be one sided padikkal domination if someone doesnt stop him

[willow bone]

Every team needs someone who plays like him at 3

Take all the risks and get those runs

[late steeple]

thats that sweet shot

[willow bone]

This is massacre 😭

Padikkal is playing lot better than abhishek because he is not slogging, he is timing

[late steeple]

kishan 😭

[willow bone]

He is a terrible keeper, we all know it

[late steeple]

srh is finished

😭

[final plaza]

FUCK THIS TEAM

[tardy solstice]

@willow bone@final plaza

Go go rcb

[final plaza]

shut up vedant

[willow bone]

Wait till wicket fall 😐

[hasty basin]

Idk if Brazil will ever accept that some players are better for the NT despite being worse for the club

[willow bone]

We still have chance

[hasty basin]

Like a Upamecano Saliba situation

[sweet tree]

vini would be the opposite

honestly dunno how he's poor for brazil

[hasty basin]

It's Ancelotti so he'll keep starting him

[willow bone]

When is pat cummins coming back?

[pale nacelle]

i told you this bowling lineup sucks

[hasty basin]

But you have to give others a chance

[willow bone]

Rcb is a good batting side tbh

[hasty basin]

I think Brazil genuinely has all the tools they need

[willow bone]

And its chinnaswamy, small ground

[hasty basin]

Bar like fullbacks I Guess

[sweet tree]

ye their fullback options are pretty bad

[hasty basin]

I like the concept of Ancelotti as a NT manager but do not let him manage a player he managed in his RMA days

God no

[willow bone]

Harsha bhogle using hindi in eng commentary 😭

[late steeple]

tata h ye lajabab h 😭

[willow bone]

😂😂😂

[late steeple]

kohli's batting is a work of art

[willow bone]

Man 1 six from kohli and they will replay it and talk about it entire match 😐

[willow bone]

True

[late steeple]

bro im more curious on why they replayed the wide 2 times at the start of the first innings

DROPPED

dropped in this economy

[willow bone]

So did kohli 😂

Bro he caught it and then how did he miss it?

[heady kettle]

But like good work ishaan Kishan that too in his debut match 👏

[willow bone]

Yep, he is in a form of his life

Kishan > padikkal > abhishek

[heady kettle]

Fr

But the thing is I dont like srh

Cause am an Indian

[willow bone]

Drop abhishek from indian team if he doesn't stop slogging always

[willow bone]

Wtf?

[heady kettle]

Kavya Maran bought a pak player for leeds team 😭

[willow bone]

Bro ishan is terrible keeper

[willow bone]

Meh, its not even ipl. Why do you care?

[heady kettle]

Ik still kavya Maran is the owner

Anyway am a csk fan since the past 6 yrs

[willow bone]

There are other ipl franchises who brought pak players in other leagues

Stop this selective hate man

[heady kettle]

Like who

[late steeple]

is it like a straight out rule to not allow pak players in ipl

[heady kettle]

Hmm ye

[late steeple]

crazy

[heady kettle]

Not exactly

Not a rule though

[late steeple]

yeah like an unwritten one

[heady kettle]

I mean the team straight out disrespects the indian team

[willow bone]

Just google man, it has all the information you need

[willow bone]

It doesn't, and don't involve politics in sports discussions please

[heady kettle]

Hmmm u have to the pak cricket team themselves disrespect us 😤

[willow bone]

Wicket

Srh winning this

😎

[late steeple]

i feel like jitesh will continue the momentum after either kohli or patidar goes out

[willow bone]

If they eat shit then you also eat shit?

Be a better person

[heady kettle]

U cant do that unless they keep doing this for years and years

[heady kettle]

No

Feed them shit

[willow bone]

All it takes is 2 or 3 wickets collapse

[late steeple]

damn

[willow bone]

Its actually a rule for ipl, they did it in 2009 itself. They are banned from ipl. The discussion is about ipl franchises who is now involved in other leagues like hundred, sa20

[late steeple]

bro harshal looks like a combination of arshdeep and axar

[willow bone]

He is actually shit but somehow gets wickets 😭

[late steeple]

he just showed why he's shit 😭 what was that

[willow bone]

👀

Why is everyone in rcb team in form? 😭

[late steeple]

we've lost the plot bro reviewing wides

0% chance rcb loses this

[final plaza]

man stop the copium

reach acceptance

like I have

[willow bone]

Bro you replying to a very old message

[willow bone]

Look here

[late steeple]

you replying to an optimistic cyg right there 😭

[final plaza]

and it was already 120 in sub 10 overs then already

this team would have chased even fucking 300 against us today

[willow bone]

110 in 9, that was when we got wicket

A collapse would have made it tough

But didn't happen

[late steeple]

even if someone goes out here jitesh will carry

[final plaza]

that was over 9

this is over 10

[willow bone]

Already edited before your reply 😉

That message was when padikkal got out

[final plaza]

but yea it was already way too late then lol

even a collapse won't save us

patidar 31 of 12

damn

[willow bone]

Wicket, a twist at the end?

[late steeple]

okay goro said it, now srh will win

[willow bone]

I'm feeling the same

His panauti powers are very high

[tardy solstice]

Srh winning the ipl sar

[final plaza]

vedant what the fuck are these guys making me out to be man

[willow bone]

They will

[final plaza]

these lockdown kids...

[willow bone]

Pat cummins will come back

[willow bone]

You are a lock down kid

[tardy solstice]

Someone said I'm less than 15 for cooking rr😭

[final plaza]

I watched since first season 😎

[tardy solstice]

Another gone

[willow bone]

I was watching cricket since 2004-5 i think

[late steeple]

AM I PANAUTI

jitesh gone for 0

[tardy solstice]

I've been watching since 2011

[final plaza]

well I was barely 2-3 years old then

so I wasn't

[willow bone]

Did you watch 2007 t20 world cup?

[tardy solstice]

I was watching fron my mom's womb/nappies

[willow bone]

You weren't born then?😂

[tardy solstice]

2004

[willow bone]

Srh winning

Rcb still has tim david

[final plaza]

I don't see it man

[willow bone]

Omg when rcb picked tim david everyone shitted on the decision. It was a master stroke

[final plaza]

why are yall in copium

[tardy solstice]

We will concede 270 and chase it in 17 overs sar

[final plaza]

best performer for them lol

[tardy solstice]

David isn't in form

[willow bone]

Tbh he was shit when rcb picked him

But he then became so good

[willow bone]

It was a unofficial trade between rcb and mi

[final plaza]

ye

[willow bone]

Time david for that guy whose name is hard to pronounce

Master stroke decision by rcb

[final plaza]

jacks?

[willow bone]

Yes

Will jacks

My bad

I was thinking about someone from dc

[final plaza]

how's it hard to pronounce

😭

ah okay

[willow bone]

What was his name from dc

[tardy solstice]

Jake Fraser mcgurk

[willow bone]

Yeah

[tardy solstice]

It reminds him of vilgax

[final plaza]

the dc kid that warner supported

[tardy solstice]

Bro played 1 season and disappeared

[willow bone]

Is he still in dc?

[final plaza]

.

[willow bone]

1 match*

[tardy solstice]

Released

[tardy solstice]

Nah

He had like 230 sr

[willow bone]

How many matches he played good?

[tardy solstice]

For the season

[final plaza]

multiple

[tardy solstice]

10 ish

[willow bone]

Ohhh

[final plaza]

he was consistent

really consistent

[willow bone]

Am i confusing with will jacks again?

How many matches will jacks played good when he is in rcb?

[tardy solstice]

Sam kontas

Sam kontas is the one who played one match good

[willow bone]

He didn't even play ipl

Did he?

[tardy solstice]

Will jacks was consistent as well

[tardy solstice]

Nope

[willow bone]

@late steeple again review for wide 😂

[late steeple]

i dont understand kishan's train of thought here

[willow bone]

Why is he even keeping man

Klaseen is a better keeper

32 from 36

2 or 3 quick wickets can help

[late steeple]

only tim david can manage that shot with his height bro 😭

[willow bone]

True

[late steeple]

well and truly over now

[noble fractal]

https://x.com/i/status/2037796720239931729

CentreGoals. (@centregoals)

🚨🚨| NEW: Juventus sent a scout to watch Robert Lewandowski play against Albania.

[@Gazzetta_it]

X · Mar 28, 2026, 7:39 AM

[willow bone]

I was about to type harshal came to finish the game in an over

[noble fractal]

Lewandowski is too young for Serie A only 37 😔

[willow bone]

@late steeple

He was like, "why are you taking so long. Give me the ball i will finish it"

Just needed 4 balls 😂

[late steeple]

yup

ggs

[willow bone]

Gg

🙁

@final plaza @tardy solstice @late steeple @pale nacelle
Do you guys know something? Rajat paditar became father exactly 9 months after they won the cup last year. What does that tell you 😉

[tardy solstice]

Same with rohit sharma

He was pregnant as well

[willow bone]

Really?

[late steeple]

LMFAO

[tardy solstice]

2024 wc ywa

[willow bone]

Bro 😭😭

[willow bone]

🤔

[final plaza]

you made me laugh out loud man

[willow bone]

😭😭😭

[tardy solstice]

Bruh

[willow bone]

@final plaza @late steeple
Also tommorrow mi vs kkr. I don't know why tommorrow is not double header since its sunday

[tardy solstice]

ideally mi lose their first match

[willow bone]

Yeah but the opponent is kkr 👀

Its a free win

[tardy solstice]

exactly

im supporting rcb now fuck this team

[willow bone]

Bro switched before they even played a single match😭

[late steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/there-is-no-vision-passion-gif-24062708

[willow bone]

Do they really have to retain narine, russel who are old age and leave a indian youngster captain material

[tardy solstice]

narine is still goated

russell retired

[tardy solstice]

no hoped

hopes

[willow bone]

Chucker but if I'm investing i will choose long term

[willow bone]

Talking about last year retentions

Its like they retained russel for 18cr for 1 season

[tardy solstice]

that was still a good idea cos he was the 2nd mvp

rahane is just a bad captain russell is goated in bowling as well

[willow bone]

Russel batting got dipped over the years

[tardy solstice]

also kkr has no player identity its a team of many goats but not a single ticket seller

so loyalty factor is there

[willow bone]

They let go of all the potential faces. Sky, shubman gill, iyer

[tardy solstice]

sky wasnt a potential face in 2018
but i agree he was better than uthappa pandey chawla

[willow bone]

Even if we ignore sky, doesn't make sense to let go of gill

[tardy solstice]

gill left voluntarily

also he was never that good for us

iyer left on bad terms

[willow bone]

So did iyer and you know the reasons why they are leaving

Owner isn't giving as much appreciation they deserved

[tardy solstice]

gill still has mutual respect
with gill it was go in the auction well spend big money for you

[willow bone]

Thats the problem, kkr always looks for inform players

Always changing

Narine and others survived because they performed, if they go out of form they would have also been left behind

[tardy solstice]

can say that yea

narine peaks before mega auction

otherwise his actions gives bt

[willow bone]

There is a reason narine retired from international

😂

[tardy solstice]

i mean still he wasnt getting respect there as wel

by the board

[willow bone]

All i can say is, screw ups happen in auctions. Every franchise did it.

Look at csk screw up in mega auction. They acknowledged it and corrected in this season.

The problem with venky mysore is that he think he didn't screw up, he doesn't learn from his mistakes and repeat them again

[tardy solstice]

csk is still shit

their bowling is worse than us

same with srh

[willow bone]

A lot better than last season

[tardy solstice]

yall forgetting we have the 2 best ipl spinners

[willow bone]

They removed the trinity of shankar, tripati and one more i forgot who😂

[tardy solstice]

bowling is worse

[tardy solstice]

hooda

[willow bone]

Yeah hooda