sports

[placid latch]

Like why tf would u sell that hard

Adeleman did good with 2 nd team

We went 10-6 with no starters

And we are not giving many minutes to em now

Which were earned

He kinda messed up the rotation

Playing jokic and Murray too much for 3 quarters and sitting em out on 4 th when it matters

[placid latch]

After starters returned

Jokic still had a triple double today lmao

[dim ledge]

That's.....kinda crazy

[robust grotto]

JUST season ticket holders but still, crazy lol

[fleet orbit]

one more hour !

[fleet orbit]

my sister is lucky she gets to go to a woman’s march madness game

[rancid thicket]

the play that caused cade

[amber grove]

16 GAMES TODAY 16 GAMES TOMORROW AND IT ALL STARTS IN 15 MINUTES @fleet orbit

[fleet orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/lets-fucking-do-this-lets-do-this-im-ready-bring-it-on-lets-start-gif-15609381

[open lion]

https://x.com/i/status/2034600467775234481

They're having a dumboff

The Touchline | 𝐓 (@TouchlineX)

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: — @WeAreTheOverlap are discussing Premier League players better than Neymar.

🚨🗣️ Roy Keane: "Rooney is better, Ronaldo is better, Henry is better."

🚨🗣️ Neville: "Mo Salah."

🚨🗣️ Ian Wright: "Mo Salah is not better than Neymar."

🚨🗣️ Rooney: "I have never seen

X · Mar 19, 2026, 11:58 AM

[fleet orbit]

well my bracket is locked

it’s almost time

[sacred agate]

https://tenor.com/view/are-you-ready-gif-5011220

[fleet orbit]

i be hitting the sativa

[fleet orbit]

IM READY

[sacred agate]

I picked a good day to be sick

[fleet orbit]

i used pto

there’s no way i can work special ed and give my all today and tomorrow

[sacred agate]

Good man good man

[fleet orbit]

ohio state tcu feels like it could be spicy

[amber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-emoji-rage-gif-3851471549750385303

[sacred agate]

I think so too. USF and Louisville should be a fun game as well

[desert palm]

@amber grove

https://x.com/jeffpassan/status/2034663591073476878?s=46

its official

Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan)

Atlanta Braves outfielder Jurickson Profar will miss the entire 2026 season after his appeal of a positive PED test was resolved. He will serve a 162-game suspension for testing positive a second time and will be ineligible for postseason play.

X · Mar 19, 2026, 4:09 PM

[fleet orbit]

i picked the upset

[trim timber]

https://youtube.com/shorts/aiCXZQFF3S4?si=OhC3scqkndcIjZdk

[fleet orbit]

i love pittsburgh humor it’s so funny and utterly insanely good storytelling

i agree with all his words i told my siblings i can’t drive them to the airport this is too special to me

[desert palm]

@sacred agate I feel bad for you Braves fans that have to put up with his garbage

Popped

2 YEARS IN A ROW

Stupidity shows no bounds

[amber grove]

Gotta cut him

[desert palm]

Soooooo here is the situation

[sacred agate]

The way he says couch

Caaache

[desert palm]

Theoretically if a lockout happens and it cancels the season than the Braves could potentially not be on the hook for that last season pending on what they settle out

[sacred agate]

Yeah this is fucked bro you think he would’ve learned by now

[desert palm]

Dumb

[fleet orbit]

how in the world does that happen twice ?

sorry braves fans

[desert palm]

Because he’s an idiot that’s why

[desert palm]

Like probably the dumbest player since Manny Ramirez

[amber grove]

It's fine we get out of his deal this year at least and can use that money

[desert palm]

On 3/19/2026 who is left too use that money

[trim timber]

https://youtu.be/ckizZALOYJ0?si=ko_E-497Zf4tZNdi

Unrelated but this is probably my favorite skit they did. They guy that helps write for the channel went to my highschool so there's plenty of local shout out

[sacred agate]

I don’t understand why these pro players think they can get away with that shit

Do they not realize?!

[fleet orbit]

i still think the slimiest users are a rod and ryan braun

[fleet orbit]

i sent this to myself to watch lol

[trim timber]

you don't have to ask them at that point. You'll have already overheard it being announced like they won a bingo card

[amber grove]

https://x.com/i/status/2034656514158252113

Fullcourtpass (@Fullcourtpass)

There mutual interest between the Hawks and Jonathan Kuminga on declining his 2026-27 team option valued at $24.3 million and agreeing to a long-term contract, per @JakeLFischer

X · Mar 19, 2026, 3:41 PM

https://tenor.com/view/yes-hell-celebrate-bench-brooklyn-nets-foot-steps-gif-17435223

[sacred agate]

KUM BUCKET

[amber grove]

Hes been so good for us

[sacred agate]

https://tenor.com/view/perfetto-yes-gif-26163077

[amber grove]

Great piece

[sacred agate]

He looks way more comfortable like Steve was holding him back in the bay

Glad they stole him from them

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/ayowtf-craig-gleason-straight-drop-gif-21867265

[sweet tree]

[fleet orbit]

i really hope arizona wins it all

[sacred agate]

Why is that?

[fleet orbit]

i just have a soft spot for arizona

[amber grove]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2034655056276967525

Topskills Sports UK (@topskillsportuk)

🚨BREAKING: Senegal Coach took the AFCON to their military base today..🏆🇸🇳
︀︀
︀︀It’s now positioned in the centre of their military camp.
︀︀
︀︀Protecting what rightfully belongs to them…😅

**💬 30 🔁 94 ❤️ 867 👁️ 17.8K **

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FxTwitter · Mar 19, 2026, 3:35 PM

Well played Senegal well played

[fleet orbit]

let’s see if Nebraska is finally gonna do it

TCU is giving the belt

[sacred agate]

God I hope somebody upsets the gators

[crude berry]

Good shit

[fleet orbit]

fuck kentucky too tbh

[sacred agate]

Yeah fuck Kentucky

[sacred agate]

Ohio state gonna make this a ball game

Tcu can’t buy one this half

[fleet orbit]

this game is defined by prolonged scoring droughts

south florida is getting crushed

[sacred agate]

I was just about to say lol

Louisville came out swinging

What a tough layup holy shit

[nimble onyx]

Yes please

Unfortunately I don’t see it happening

[fleet orbit]

TCU looks like they’re folding

[sacred agate]

Big time

Is this osu’s first lead ?

[fleet orbit]

it is

this is a wild game

[sacred agate]

WHAT A DUNK

55 got subbed in just to get boomed on 😭

[fleet orbit]

i’m happy for nebraska

[sacred agate]

Sandfort has hit like 7 threes already w 13 minutes left lol

[fleet orbit]

nebraska is probably getting a win

the propel deserve nebraska vanderbilt

[sacred agate]

Huge three

[fleet orbit]

this is amassing

amazing

[sacred agate]

OH MY

[fleet orbit]

this game has been incredibly good

[sacred agate]

THEY FIRE BACK

hell yeah this is awesome

[fleet orbit]

high point is keeping up

[sacred agate]

Huge layup from Edmonds

[desert palm]

@proud coyote @dim ledge

Are Ya ready for
Yanks vs Giants Season Opening Night on Wednesday!?!?

[slow violet]

@fleet orbit
https://vxtwitter.com/hamztalkshoops_/status/2034574927462846579?s=20

Hamz Talks Hoops (@hamztalkshoops_)

PLEASE start your day with this video 😭

QRT: hamztalkshoops_
Someone show B Hen this shit immediately 😭

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 19, 2026, 10:17 AM

[fleet orbit]

this was a phenomenal game

[desert palm]

And ONE MORE WEEK TILL OPENING DAY!

We are almost there

[sacred agate]

Bhens laugh is contagious as hell istg

[fleet orbit]

that was such a good game

[willow galleon]

Fuuuucck!

[amber grove]

Wtf was that last play

Thornton go crazy bro - Buckeyes timeout

[willow galleon]

Osu can't do shit in March

[hollow wind]

OSU…

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-kazuma-kiryu-pissed-off-gif-14586175

[willow galleon]

Can't win when you give up 5 offensive rebounds on one possession

[fleet orbit]

Nebraska won a tournament game

yeah that was rough OSU

[sacred agate]

High point with the lead

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/kiryu-glasses-yakuza-computer-gif-11947101098033353236

[dim ledge]

What the fuck?
https://www.kkinstagram.com/p/DWEky0tiMXM/?img_index=4&igsh=MWJkaWEyb2ttNnRpZw==

Thanks discord

[trim timber]

think probably at least half of the march madness brackets are probably done with OSU taking the first L

[willow galleon]

60%+

Duke up 6-7

USF needs to stop shooting 3

[robust grotto]

https://x.com/goldonbear/status/2034678325592105159?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Don Grizzell, Ph.D. (@golDonbear)

Harry Potter canonically played 9 quidditch games in six whole years of school #TheBoyWhoLoadManaged #PandemicPotter

X · Mar 19, 2026, 5:08 PM

😂😂

[sweet tree]

thats cool lol

[sacred agate]

LFG SIENA

[willow galleon]

Usf you know you can shoot in front of that big arc right?

Fucking stupid

[slow violet]

@desert palm
https://x.com/BillShaikin/status/2034421827041407225?s=20

Bill Shaikin (@BillShaikin)

The Diamondbacks are introducing nachos in a 128-OUNCE size.

X · Mar 19, 2026, 12:08 AM

😭 Diamondbacks pulling out all the stops

[willow galleon]

Diabetes

[robust grotto]

Game will be over by the time you’re done eating that

[willow galleon]

Probably meant for a whole family to share

Or for the car ride home

[robust grotto]

Mfers go to the ballpark like “what diabolical meal should I try today”

[sweet tree]

just started reading the first book for this

[sweet tree]

insane

[willow galleon]

Siena I see you

[robust grotto]

Let’s go! I read the whole series for the first time in 2025. There’s a site that has all 7 in one PDF. Keep pushing bro.. the start is very innocent and good natured but it gets darker as he gets older

[smoky fable]

Off the field issues, injuries

Smh

Not a real athlete

[robust grotto]

😂😂 guy can’t stay fit! Poor captain too

[smoky fable]

Suspensions

[sacred agate]

usf 3-24 from downtown

🤢

[willow galleon]

Need to start shooting twos and they'll catch up

[slow violet]

https://vxtwitter.com/mlbelites_/status/2034666712440713661?s=20

Baseball (@mlbelites_)

This play deserves more recognition 😯

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 19, 2026, 4:22 PM

what a play

[sacred agate]

Haven’t been watching the game has Louisville been walling up the paint

Or they just chucking just because

[willow galleon]

It's thier best thing so they keep doing it

Louisville has also made 12/24

[simple seal]

The way they throw pitches in softball looks so cartoony lol

[willow galleon]

22-16

[simple seal]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-bart-angry-bonnell-bonnellreacc-gif-12455624

[sacred agate]

When they wind their arms up for the punch

[willow galleon]

If they call a flagrant USF is back in

[sacred agate]

https://tenor.com/view/super-smash-bros-donkey-kong-strong-punch-punch-wind-up-gif-24718689

[sacred agate]

Oh okay I see

[willow galleon]

I thought they would do good because they are like top 5 in 3%

[sacred agate]

Oh I didn’t know that

Siena up 6 lfggg

[willow galleon]

Lock in duke

NDSU finna beat MSU I'm calling it.

Usf shooting like shit

[dim ledge]

Thoughts on cricket bowls

[simple seal]

Oh yeah they go wild in those too

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/bowling-ball-crash-car-crash-meme-bowling-pins-gif-25297917

[sacred agate]

Mcneese came out swinging

[dim ledge]

Greek bus driver would've done pirouettes around each kid

With a cigarette in one hand

[amber grove]

JOHNSTON BANG

[fleet orbit]

stop it

this game is crazy

[honest umbra]

Duke down 11 is crazy

[amber grove]

HIGHPOINT BANG

1 POINT LEAD 11 SECONDS LEFT

[fleet orbit]

OH MY GOD

[sacred agate]

UPSET ALERT

[amber grove]

BLOCKED

[fleet orbit]

NO WAY

[amber grove]

THEY'RE GONNA DO IT

[willow galleon]

USF coaching is horrible

First 4 16 seed up by 11

[amber grove]

HIGH POINT DOES IT

[fleet orbit]

UPSET

[sacred agate]

BALL GAME

[fleet orbit]

fuck the “cinderella “ is dead shit

[sacred agate]

LETS GOOO

[slim nacelle]

Enis 0/11 from 3 and they still play him

[trim timber]

[willow galleon]

Yeah USF coach needs to be fired

[sacred agate]

High points coach is talking his shit rn I love it

[willow galleon]

I don't give two fucks about the regular season fire him

[trim timber]

These brackets are gonna be good firestarters

[willow galleon]

God was just saving it for this year

[fleet orbit]

duke 😏😏😏😏😏

[willow galleon]

Under 900k on ESPN

[sacred agate]

I’ll be so happy/mad if Siena wins

[willow galleon]

All mine got busted for obv. reasons

[sacred agate]

I was so close to putting some $ on the upset

[amber grove]

889,422 perfect brackets remain on ESPN

[noble fractal]

match time

[willow galleon]

0 are mine

[sacred agate]

And we still got 12 games today lol

[noble fractal]

my blood presure monitor is ready

[sweet tree]

just noticed lyon got knocked out

lol wth

[noble fractal]

early red

shat the bed

[sweet tree]

oh that makes sense

yeah that's tough

[amber grove]

We may get under 10k if Duke losses (I don't think they will)

[willow galleon]

40k remain if they lose

[amber grove]

https://x.com/i/status/2034674987185975516

Bagel & Locks (@bagelandlocks_)

And they say there's no such thing as a free lunch

X · Mar 19, 2026, 4:54 PM

Buddy has to be sweating

[noble fractal]

we are gonna dominate this game stat wise and still loose 1-0

[fleet orbit]

Siena ??

[noble fractal]

UNDAV💔 💔 💔

pls

[amber grove]

Siena can't be wasting offensive rebounds like that

Can't be missing wide open dunks

[willow galleon]

16 seed for a reason

Anyone else having issues with McNeese stream?

[amber grove]

Siena running out of gas 💔

[noble fractal]

its over

[sweet tree]

porto goal

3-1 agg

might be

[noble fractal]

goodbye europa

chabot is an idiot

our defense is giving me an aneurysm

[willow galleon]

Arkansas and MSU going down tonight

[fleet orbit]

don’t get crazy now lol

[willow galleon]

I think NDSU actually has a shot and I hate Arkansas

[fleet orbit]

i think hawaii is a solid 13

[ripe yacht]

wtf are these pens

[sacred agate]

Why do you hate Arkansas lol

[ripe yacht]

2 pens both hitting the post

[noble fractal]

man taylor hates porto

[ripe yacht]

[noble fractal]

he keeps pulling cards

[willow galleon]

Worst state in the nation

[sacred agate]

Wrong that would be Mississippi

[ripe yacht]

Forest is so lucky lol

[willow galleon]

Mississippi has stuff to do

Arkansas don't

[robust grotto]

Don’t let Sab see this

(Utah)

[ripe yacht]

3 PENS ALL MISSES

Dawg ban these guys from Europa league

[sweet tree]

Nottingham?

[sacred agate]

Mississippi ranks in like the bottom in every category and I mean have you driven through ms

[ripe yacht]

Yeah they won

The other team hit the post twice and the third guy slipped

[willow galleon]

Only driven in Ohio so far

[rustic lichen]

Chill bruh

https://tenor.com/view/arkansas-razorbacks-flag-razorbacks-go-hogs-university-of-arkansas-gif-4058627558320680896

Proud to be a Razorback graduate and we finna get this natty

[amber grove]

The ass crack of America

[willow galleon]

Even prison has good people

[noble fractal]

I just realized I we geg international break on the weekend

I don't have to watch my team play for the next 2 weeks 🥲

[sacred agate]

It really is

[ripe yacht]

I don’t get to watch my team for 24 days after tomorrow

[rustic lichen]

If we don’t make the sweet sixteen then I’d be surprised

Cause we made the elite eight last year with a worse team

[noble fractal]

i don't see a downside to this

[ripe yacht]

No I actually like watching my team play

😭

[willow galleon]

I can't watch mine for 7 months

[noble fractal]

rn

but would u say the same if amorim was still around

this is like the 7th corner Porto does nothing and we are still loosing

Typical syuttgart game

[ripe yacht]

As much as I hated him, I always looked forward to our games lol, might be addicted idk

[noble fractal]

understandable

[hollow wind]

Need Duke to lose

That’d be beautiful

[fleet orbit]

i don’t think sienna can hold on much longer

[noble fractal]

demirovic begging for a red

[sweet tree]

banter era football is vibes

lowkey during koeman era, I wondered if it could get any worse each week

[noble fractal]

führich the only guy trying rn

[sweet tree]

the lowest of lows was going to europa league in b2b years

[amber grove]

Tie game

Duke lead 💔

Duke 13-3 run may end Siena's hopes

[sacred agate]

Boozer just sent that shit 😭

In an out from Doty

Fuckkkkk

[amber grove]

11-0 run my God

[willow galleon]

Never let me cook again

[sacred agate]

Ball game.. Shoutout to Siena though helluva game

Those boys played the entire game

Kinda wild there wasn’t a single sub

[amber grove]

Siena earned my respect

[fleet orbit]

siena almost
had it

[fleet orbit]

i wouldn’t be surprised if none of them were all that playable

[sacred agate]

More then likely yeah but still

Feel bad for 55

40 minutes of guarding boozer

[amber grove]

849,226 with Siena's loss

15 offensive rebounds for McNeese and has only turned that into 6 points

[novel slate]

What is the hype around March madness

[hasty basin]

Wtfff Duke

[rustic ore]

What's not to like about a single elimination style tournament?

[novel slate]

Idk the lore

[sacred agate]

Are you being fr?

[amber grove]

Vandy moves on

[novel slate]

https://tenor.com/view/xwary-xwary-emoji-looks-side-to-side-looks-around-gif-5237569439825388290

[sacred agate]

634,726 is the new count

[amber grove]

634,726 perfect ESPN perfect brackets remain after Vandy's win

We gonna get under 100k today

Probably within the next 5 games

[amber grove]

I wonder how many in total throughout all the platforms there are

[sacred agate]

I’ve only ever done them on ESPN so I have no clue can’t imagine it’s that high though

26 million brackets have been busted including all 3 of mine lol

[sweet tree]

gg

[noble fractal]

humiliating

at least I get 2 weeks off this

[fleet orbit]

damn we got 2 blowouts rn

but so far , day 1 i give a solid 8/10

it would’ve been a 58/10 if duke lost

we’ve had 3 super good games

[amber grove]

Next game starts in 53 minutes

[willow galleon]

I get to watch it at school and teachers don't care

[novel slate]

W

[ripe yacht]

Roma sold smh

[amber grove]

576,882 perfect ESPN brackets after Arkansas W

[ripe yacht]

That’s a pen doesn’t matter if he dived at the end

lol

[amber grove]

538,437 after MSU wins

[rustic lichen]

WOO PIG

https://tenor.com/view/coach-cal-calipari-arkansas-arkansas-razorbacks-march-madness-gif-17877360291337701449

[smoky fable]

Did Acuff play well

Looks like he did just seeing the stats

[rustic lichen]

He actually had an off game compared to normal . 24 points and shot 9-19, and still won by18 points

[smoky fable]

7 assists

As well

[rustic lichen]

Maleek Thomas and Brazile really stepped up today

Next year we are gonna have 4 5-star recruits in the starting lineup

Coach Cal is cookin

[amber grove]

Gonna need Acuff on the Hawks immediately

Praying the Pelicans pick is good

[rustic lichen]

Speculations are he will go to Dallas

Cause they really need a PG

Some people also think he’ll go to the Nets

[fleet orbit]

i got VCU

[amber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/vcu-rams-flag-rams-virginia-commonwealth-university-gif-16709940432032799615

Rooting for VCU

[willow galleon]

Bruh

[fleet orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/no-bueno-gordon-ramsay-gordon-ramsay-eats-worms-from-a-cactus-gordon-ramsay-uncharted-no-gif-23344943

[willow galleon]

My best Bracket is a Michigan one

Won't hold because It has Tennese state is in the Elight 8

Nothing will ever beat my 2023 woman's braket

Had the first 22 and was 90%

[willow galleon]

Never know maybe Tennessee state's best player will have some Blue Lock type Awakening

[robust grotto]

Beria robbed.

[fleet orbit]

st mary’s AM barely has any points

[willow galleon]

Does anyone know if there's a woman's Version of Marchmadness live?

[fleet orbit]

i do not

[willow galleon]

They are all on ESPN so I can just multiview it on the tv

[desert palm]

I saw the day

Massive

@trim timber OPENING DAY STARTER!

https://x.com/pirates/status/2034698308065661403?s=46

Pittsburgh Pirates (@Pirates)

Duh.

X · Mar 19, 2026, 6:27 PM

[trim timber]

[amber grove]

Crazy that the Pirates still have done very little to build a competitive team

Paul Skenes and prayers

[trim timber]

[amber grove]

Fuck Bob Nutting

Dont worry the cap will stop him and those cheap owners!

[trim timber]

depending on how long the lockout goes, we'll see

[sacred agate]

Howard hanging around

[hasty basin]

Fair enough

Good knowledge Lunik I see you

[willow galleon]

Wtf VCU

[rustic lichen]

Wow

[willow galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/obi-wan-ben-kenobi-of-course-i-know-them-theyre-me-gif-25185969

Disgraceful

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/thekinardist-reaction-love-props-point-gif-10394827

[willow galleon]

Sanford and Southeren have a damn good game rn

44-44 going into the 4th

[slow violet]

https://x.com/Yankees/status/2034715741493047593?s=20

New York Yankees (@Yankees)

FINAL: Blue Jays 11, Yankees 0.

X · Mar 19, 2026, 7:36 PM

thank god its still Spring Training 😭

[willow galleon]

Da Jankees loooose!

https://tenor.com/view/ortiz-yankees-lose-jankees-jankees-lose-gif-15342961

Back to back 3s

Let's Go Howard!

My dad is cooking me 😭

[fleet orbit]

VCU is right in it

holy shit this game

[sacred agate]

gonna be the first Overtime bout of this tourney?

HOLY SHIT

that was close he got a clean look

[fleet orbit]

OVERTIME

we might have 2 more upsets coming

[trim timber]

OT

[fleet orbit]

st mary’s is getting toasted

A&M is on fire

[amber grove]

FIRST OT OF THE TOURNAMENT

[willow galleon]

VCU pull it off please. I neeeeed this

My brackets are kind of correct pickless

[sacred agate]

Also Vcu and Nc’s first overtime game of the season

[willow galleon]

My dad's brackets are good and I want to beat him

[sacred agate]

I called this

A&M a sleeper team

[willow galleon]

I need BYU to come back (even tho I would like Texas to win)

Well

Horrible call

Absolutely dogshit

[fleet orbit]

Texas is getting the belt

[willow galleon]

Texas gonna go deep if thwy keep this lead

3/4 in the 3rd set of games will be pretty good

[amber grove]

FOUL NO

[willow galleon]

Noooo!

My bracket it's fucked

[amber grove]

BANG

BANF

[smoky fable]

AJ is going off but it’s a struggle

[amber grove]

BANG

VCU UP 2

INCREDIBLE

[smoky fable]

Foul

[amber grove]

FOUL

DAMMIT

NO

MISSED

HE MISSED THE FT

[willow galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/jeff-the-land-shark-jeff-marvel-rivals-absolute-cinema-gif-13695558822116321078

[amber grove]

HEARTBREAK FOR UNC

[fleet orbit]

VCU is gonna get it done !

[amber grove]

FREE THROW VIOLATION

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

[willow galleon]

Suck it UNC!

[fleet orbit]

VCU pickers rise up

aka me

[willow galleon]

I have them in the final 4

[amber grove]

HE HIT BOTH FREE THROWS IT'S OVER

RAMS MOVE ON STUNNING UNC

[willow galleon]

Bang Bang Bang

[sacred agate]

BALL GAME

[smoky fable]

AJ Dybantsa trying to carry this BYU team

[amber grove]

Story of their season

[willow galleon]

Y'all think this will be as wild as 2021?

[amber grove]

THAT JUST TOOK OUT 300K BRACKETS

227,358 perfect brackets remain on ESPN

[willow galleon]

I believed in them

[trim timber]

[willow galleon]

725k on the NCAA website

[fleet orbit]

AJ is trying to single handedly save byu

[willow galleon]

Byu within 8

BYU injury

Maybe

[fleet orbit]

i should’ve picked A&M

st mary’s is unserious in march

[novel slate]

is Illinois vs Pennsylvania next?

[willow galleon]

Damn

[willow galleon]

Yes

Starts in 7

[novel slate]

what is the matchup in nba terms

[willow galleon]

5 MJs vs 5 Brian Scalabrines with 5.0 gpas

[novel slate]

bro just say white mamba wtf

[willow galleon]

His name is fun to say

T1 flops of all time

https://tenor.com/view/fainting-gif-10297203

[fleet orbit]

is that a foul on texas ?

[amber grove]

83,184 remain perfect on ESPN after the last 2 games ended

[fleet orbit]

texas is about to maybe do more damage to that number

BYU is done for

[amber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/boiler-up-purdue-purdue-basketball-camden-heide-gif-17154234854890153537

Great steal

BYU CAN'T HIT A SHOT

[willow galleon]

Insane Block

Was it high enough to be goaltending or am I dumb?

Gg

[fleet orbit]

BYU tried to make one guy win them the game alone

[willow galleon]

Deserved for that fuckass logo

[amber grove]

No soaking will be had tonight BYU eliminated!

[trim timber]

[amber grove]

They did! 24,291 remain on ESPN!

[simple seal]

Bolts gonna miss the playoffs at this pace 😭

[willow galleon]

Gn chat. I got school tmrw

[trim timber]

rest well

[amber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/uga-georgia-bulldogs-football-dawg-gif-7696333491243298783

[placid latch]

Lakers winning against heat @rancid thicket

[fleet orbit]

the only “upset “ i have left today is SLU

[amber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-scott-traitor-branch-closing-the-office-gif-18788782

[fleet orbit]

bruh i’m from illinois i ain’t got no loyalty 🤣🤣🤣🤣

SLU is dominating

[amber grove]

I called this

We live and die by the 3 if it not falling we fall behind big fast

23-6 run FUCK ME

[simple seal]

Luka bro calm down lmao

Bro took that 83 point game personal

[willow galleon]

My Neighbor's dog is barking so I thought I may as well check score but uhm wtf is Gonzaga Doing?

[hollow wind]

LUUUUUKA

https://tenor.com/view/mvp-gif-22343318

[willow galleon]

Like seriously wtf 'Zaga

[placid latch]

60 point game

But it wasn't really a blowout

[placid latch]

He definitely getting that scoring title they give

[placid latch]

@amber grove yall hawks are balling with kuminga

[novel slate]

Hawks would be 4th in the west

[sacred agate]

MILK CHAMBERLAIN FROM THE PARKING LOT

https://tenor.com/view/indiana-state-indiana-state-basketball-indiana-state-sycamores-sycamores-robbie-avila-gif-12746123670199601247

Georgia is getting their ass beat this is awful

[amber grove]

I love it

[amber grove]

10,754 perfect brackets survive Day 1 of Round 1 on ESPN

[hollow wind]

https://x.com/gso_police/status/2034816011501781163?s=46

Greensboro Police Department (@GSO_Police)

Please don't call us about UNC and your bracket.

X · Mar 20, 2026, 2:15 AM

Who else are people supposed to call

[proud coyote]

most predictable upset in years

[hollow wind]

Wanted Siena to beat Duke too tho

[rancid thicket]

bro Lakers are really contenders

dropping shit here and there

60 point Luka
trip doub Unc Bron

[placid latch]

Ayton and bron actually locked in

So y'all doing decent

Imagine that

[placid latch]

Yah playoffs luka is gonna be a menace

He is kinda playing with anger

With the intent to keep scoring and destroy everyone

Very much like kobe

[ripe yacht]

Both of my dawgs back in 🥹 ❤️ https://fixupx.com/david_ornstein/status/2034906975360761945?s=46

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FixupX · Mar 20, 2026, 8:16 AM

Can’t believe Amorim was about to take away mainoos chance to be at the wc 😭

[solid dagger]

Luka mvp season we will be there

I think he's also averaging more than 2 steals per game during this stretch

[rancid thicket]

lol bron is locked in since 2003.

Ayton, i saw some post, he look in front of the mirror and says, he is not him in the team, just grit doing role play.
until then he plays well

[rancid thicket]

bro, he is experiencing something on behind.
divorce, family, his friend(who manage his other business) died.

[placid latch]

U watch too much Instagram

Lol

I saw that post too

It s true he said that lmao

He trying and not being lazy now

Putting that 7 foot bones to use

[solid dagger]

Custody battle Luka is among the greatest versions of a player we've ever seen

He's in the strip club James Harden tier of insanity

[dim kettle]

https://youtu.be/cwwmYI-62K4

[robust grotto]

@dim ledge

[fleet orbit]

that was a surreal game

VCU somehow fucking did that

like idk how VCU wasn’t cooked

[placid latch]

Hornets win yet again

this time against magic

[fleet orbit]

Day 2 everyone

wisconsin super soakers 😏and unc fans going through it

[sacred agate]

Rest in Peace Chuck 💔 https://x.com/barstoolsports/status/2034995340105982014?s=46

Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports)

RIP Chuck Norris.

A legend.

X · Mar 20, 2026, 2:07 PM

[desert palm]

@dim kettle

Very funny how the Union is navigating the wordage of there statements.

https://x.com/mlbpa/status/2034990747582083345?s=46

notice how Rooker says “people”, Usually players and the union reps would say owners if they are referring to the owners. But here they are clearly referring to the fans especially those in the recent athletic poll where from 14k+ respondents 68% wanted a Cap/Floor system. But they don’t want to say fans to offend them 😂 .

This is probably the first time since 1994 that fans are not on the same page as the players.
This is in contrast to 2022 where fans were mostly on the players Union side

MLBPA (@MLBPA)

From Brent Rooker ⤵️

https://t.co/EFWihWVQCY

X · Mar 20, 2026, 1:49 PM

[fleet orbit]

anyone else really want kentucky to lose ?

[amber grove]

Rooker cooking the fucking losers my goat man W

[robust grotto]

https://x.com/puckreportnhl/status/2034997210421535165?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

NHL News (@PuckReportNHL)

🏔️ The Colorado Avalanche will be the first team to clinch a playoff spot this season, if they earn at least one point vs #Blackhawks tonight. #GoAvsGo

X · Mar 20, 2026, 2:15 PM

We’re at this time of year already?! Time is flying

[sacred agate]

https://klipy.com/gifs/friends-ross-geller-49

hope they get destroyed

[fleet orbit]

i did pick kentucky i wasn’t brave enough

but santa clara going to what’s essentially a road game where it’s 9am PT is definitely hard

[robust grotto]

https://www.tankathon.com/nhl omfg I forgot Toronto traded their pick to Boston

[sacred agate]

I have them losing in on of of my brackets

[robust grotto]

[fleet orbit]

it’s gonna be a good game

[sacred agate]

Nice one to start the day on.. DAY 2 LFG

[robust grotto]

7th worst team in the NHL, thin prospect pool to begin with, losing a top ten pick to their biggest rival, AND their first pick in the draft (barring a trade) is scheduled to be in the third round

That is diabolical

I mean, we’re poop from a butt too but having 7 picks in the top 100 is at least something to lean on lol

[fleet orbit]

Day 2!

go hawkeyes

i will tell all vols fans sorry in advance but sometimes yall gotta be the villain and i suppose that’s today

[robust grotto]

@dim kettle oh yeah.. def the team to watch in the draft.

4 in the top 35 is really solid man

I expect them to flip for a roster player

[dim kettle]

Not getting the first overall pick.

[robust grotto]

WELL

NHL sure loves rigging these things lol so what better way to break in a new arena!

[dim kettle]

Counterpoint. The Rangers exist.

[sacred agate]

Hell everybody hates us so we usually are the villains

[robust grotto]

When rigging fails, live and in color

[fleet orbit]

that’s gonna be a good game

[desert palm]

I’m surprised the NHL doesn’t have the same tanking lotto issues as NBA

[sacred agate]

I wasn’t familiar with Miami Ohios game

They can shoot the rock

[desert palm]

Nhl also has a small amount of players on a rink at a time. 1 player could make or break a franchise

[dim kettle]

The NHL one is like the MLB one. Teams are built through farm systems. The NBA, those players are playing from game 1.

[desert palm]

Yeah but we aren’t talking like 5 tiers before the majors

Isn’t it only 2

[robust grotto]

Yep. We’re still talking about 17-18 years olds being drafted

[desert palm]

AHL and the other smaller one

[sacred agate]

Gonna be a game of very different style teams

[robust grotto]

The league is getting younger for sure but the ones who are good enough to start from day 1 are few and far between

[robust grotto]

ECHL yeah, but some teams actually share rosters with each other

[desert palm]

That’s exactly what I mean. You aren’t in a NHL system for as long

[dim kettle]

Even ones that played from game 1 don't even make much of an impact. Jack Hughes took awhile to actually be noticed on the ice. Matthew Schaefer is the exception to the rule recently.

[desert palm]

MLB in contrast has 5 below directly attached to teams, AAA, AA, High A, Low A, and Rookie Complex.

[fleet orbit]

they’re a crisp passing team

[simple seal]

The Pacific Division is such a joke

[robust grotto]

No draft picks go right to ECHL though. They stay in juniors, go to college, stay in the European club (between pro or junior league there), or they make the NHL outright

[desert palm]

What do you mean?

So the draft is just to retain rights?

Like you sign for rights?

[robust grotto]

Yes. You have to sign a pro contract after being drafted in order to play for those leagues (NHL, AHL, E)

[desert palm]

But the teams retain rights?

[dim kettle]

And these contracts can take some time to actually happen.

[robust grotto]

Correct

There’s no reason to sign your freshly drafted 18 year old and “burn” years off his contract by playing him in the minors

[desert palm]

Interesting

[robust grotto]

The best development happens around their age groups, not against men who aren’t really that good. So they stay in juniors or college / Europe

[desert palm]

The only example of that in MLB is Murray who didn’t play baseball in the end.

[robust grotto]

I’m trying to think of a baseball comp lol but it’s tough

[desert palm]

There is none

[fleet orbit]

BYU is soaking their sorrows away

[robust grotto]

Does anyone who plays Single A ever make it to the pros?

[dim kettle]

Honestly, it's a joke, but NPB baseball players going to the MLB.

They might as well be drafted. Mostly the Dodgers

[desert palm]

Murray is the only exception, and that is only because he signed but both parties mutually agreed to let him pursue Football on condition that he returns a portion of the signing bonus

A’s still retain his rights due to him actually signing

But if a player is drafted and signs 9.9/10 he cannot pursue other interests or in the case of an HS player he cannot go to a college program

[robust grotto]

That’s honestly awesome lol

[amber grove]

https://x.com/i/status/2034686351279296654

Underdog MLB (@UnderdogMLB)

Barry Bonds to serve as desk analyst for Yankees-Giants Opening Night game on Netflix.

X · Mar 19, 2026, 5:40 PM

[desert palm]

Some here and there

[amber grove]

Bros gonna recommend Judge to do roids we will be seated

[dim kettle]

Have a role on the A's

[desert palm]

But you should know that usually a draftee are always assigned to Rookie complex but if you are insane good he could jump up levels very quickly

[dim kettle]

Most of the high picks speed run through them.

[desert palm]

And some either go from rookie to Low A to AA and Skip High A

Or go from Rookie to High A to AA skipping Low A

[dim kettle]

If there's one thing I hate about farm system is that the MLB and the teams never do a great job making the players in the farm system known until they actually playnig on the MLB stage.

[robust grotto]

That’s basically the ECHL. Like.. it’s extremely rare for a player to make the NHL after playing in that league. That league is basically the island of misfit toys

[dim kettle]

Like, college sports in football or basketball, a lot of these guys people know already before they play a pro game. Baseball, nobody knew who Judge was until he wore a Yanks cap.

[desert palm]

Like Paul Skenes was that good that he jumped from Rookie to AA after only a FEW games between each league in the pirates system

[desert palm]

In his draft year

[amber grove]

So fucking true

I also want Minor Leaguers to be better taken care of

[dim kettle]

He's going to look great in Dodger blue.

[dim ledge]

I'm a fan

[desert palm]

But you are telling me that in NHL players can still choose college and other junior circuits and yet teams still retain his rights once he is ready for the NHL or the hockey minor leagues

Am I misunderstanding?

@dim kettle @robust grotto did I get something wrong?

[dim ledge]

@hasty basin @solid dagger Not all Galatasaray fans but...

[robust grotto]

Yes and the amount of years that the NHL club has the right to the player depends on what league they come from in their draft year

Players from the Canadian Major Junior League have 3 years to sign a pro contract

[desert palm]

That’s so different than what I’m used to lol

[robust grotto]

Mhm

As you can see, hockey is nowhere close to basketball or football with development. We’re closer to baseball

[desert palm]

Like in MLB that’s why it’s huge if a First round pick doesn’t sign and why the team gets compensated next year with a draft pick that is one below

[robust grotto]

Right right I remember with the Mets not signing Rocker

[desert palm]

That was to be fair due to medicals

[dim kettle]

The MLB draft needs a lot of fixing, though. Too many stupid rounds to lead to nothing.

[desert palm]

Remember when it was 40 rounds Lolol

Atleast now it has been cut down to 20

[desert palm]

AND way back in the day there were MULTIPLE rule 4 rookie drafts in a single year

[desert palm]

Also it’s always great to see those none top picks become prominent

[robust grotto]

And to go back to if the kids have autonomy on where they play junior hockey .. yes and no. Yes, they are allowed to be recruited and committed to NCAA. They have say there. Otherwise, no. CHL has their own drafts, one domestic draft (Canadians in Canada) and a foreign draft (Europeans.. which they are not obligated to go to Canada to play, they can stay home if they prefer). It’s funny to think that a junior team can own the signing rights to some 15 year old in Sweden

[dim kettle]

MLB is just too stubborn with change. It should just be 7 rounds and then allow teams to pick up undrafted prospects.

[desert palm]

Mike Piazza (1390th pick) and currently cam schlittler (220 Pick)

[robust grotto]

And in Europe it’s very similar to soccer where the kids usually play in the junior program / academy for their hometown club. Then move up the ranks from there

[desert palm]

Interesting

[robust grotto]

What’s interesting is the new trend of Canadians moving to play NCAA. It’s unprecedented really

[desert palm]

Wait so if a player gets drafted and chooses to play college, the NHL team does not retain his rights?

[proud coyote]

I like them

I think the hats look good

[desert palm]

I don’t like the “SF” logo they used

[proud coyote]

i keep seeing that

[robust grotto]

NHL team still has their rights. Their decision to play college doesn’t impact that

[proud coyote]

but idk it's stylized and cool

jerseys obv look great

[desert palm]

Then why is it a big deal if they play NCAA?

[proud coyote]

lol does he follow sports other than the packers?

[desert palm]

Agreed

[robust grotto]

Because 1. Canada has always been THE proving ground and best development league. Those leagues are for 16-21 year olds.
2. It’s a big deal because these Canadians are deciding it’s better to play their 18-21 year old years in college than staying in Canada
3. College has older players and has a little more emphasis on the program needing to win rather than being a place for development

[robust grotto]

He said that lmao. Unfortunately I missed most of the interview but it was genuine nonsense

“Maaan I’m all about the Pack”

[desert palm]

Wow

I seriously never knew

[robust grotto]

Yep. So what’s happening is now the best 18 year olds are leaving the country and it’s left a hole in their junior league in terms of top talent

Macklin Celebrini is an extreme example. Despite being Canadian, he NEVER played Canadian juniors. He went to biggest hockey HS in the US, then played US juniors, then NCAA before being drafted 1 overall by SJS

Gavin McKenna, top 3 pick in this upcoming draft, left CHL to play NCAA this year. It’s very much a different landscape now

And enough ranting for today haha

[hasty basin]

Well well well

[desert palm]

Uhhhhhhhh

@robust grotto @dim kettle @rustic ore @simple seal

WHAT

https://x.com/netflixsports/status/2035008461789135236?s=46

Netflix Sports (@netflixsports)

JAMEIS WINSTON ON OPENING NIGHT!

The NY Giants quarterback will be a special guest for Yankees vs. Giants on #OpeningNight — the first-ever MLB game on Netflix.

LIVE on Netflix March 25. Special coverage starts at 7PM ET | 4PM PT.

X · Mar 20, 2026, 3:00 PM

[hasty basin]

I just dont understand it

You racially abuse someone when you have players of all races on your team

[dim ledge]

They unironically believe that he injured Osimhen on purpose + we set up the board to injure lang lmao

[hasty basin]

Im surprised those players dont speak out more too

[hasty basin]

Saw that

[robust grotto]

[desert palm]

Is he gonna try the MLB 30-30?

[fleet orbit]

jamies might as well just call the final 4 at this point

my bracket is mostly held up by picking vcu and slu

i am an Akron picker

they are going to urinating tree class

[desert palm]

https://tenor.com/view/yinzer-steelers-urinatingtree-gif-6625648845395157803

[restive kestrel]

what a pic

[novel slate]

Face of a player with no rings

[fleet orbit]

santa clara is hanging in there

this is getting good

oooo nice rip to end the half

[trim timber]

My man, Pittsburgh public transport for the inner city schools barely scrapes by on normal days. Travel around the whole area is going to be extremely difficult

Even if it's just 100k people, public transportation is basically Fubar, so for those trying to get into the city it'll be a journey in of itself

[dim ledge]

@hasty basin with Ali being injured again

I think it's time for Mama to move to the 1

[fleet orbit]

this game has really delivered

super competitive

[sacred agate]

These day starting games have not disappointed

[fleet orbit]

santa clara honestly has a good shot at this

fuck my bracket , i can’t not root for SC

[sacred agate]

Ill always take upsets over my bracket being good

[fleet orbit]

this might be the game of the tournament so far

OT

holy fuck

[sacred agate]

HOLY SHIT

WHATTTT

that was damn near a half court jfc

[weak gull]

Virginia…

[fleet orbit]

hey greg , this is why we don’t need to expand

these small schools can fucking hang

[weak gull]

It’s early but I don’t think wright state is particularly strong

Surprised they’re struggling

[fleet orbit]

virginia what are we doing

that was a royally stupid shot

[weak gull]

Bad travel

[proud coyote]

akron close with tech

[weak gull]

Bro took 4 steps with no dribble off that rebound lol

[fleet orbit]

santa clara cannot be making decisions like this rn

[sacred agate]

Yeah they sold

Ggs

💔

[rustic lichen]

High point is scaring me a lil ngl

[fleet orbit]

great game but that’s it for santa clara

still loved that game

[willow galleon]

Dunking to win was so tuff

[sacred agate]

Kentucky dodged a bullet

That shot was insanity

[willow galleon]

I feel off my chair when Kentucky made it

[fleet orbit]

i would’ve loved the santa clara upset but my bracket win will do

[dim ledge]

@proud coyote how do you think we approach draft after our FA adds so far

[hasty basin]

Thats nice

Alisson been getting injured more lately huh

Just not long term ones

[dim ledge]

Yeah but frankly

Many of shorter ones close in proximity concern me more

[fleet orbit]

oh that’s not a good injury for iowa state

[willow galleon]

Raiders better pull it off

[dim ledge]

True....

[hasty basin]

Is it a reoccurring one

[dim ledge]

I think so :/

[amber grove]

Refs fucking over Wright State

[sacred agate]

Did they call a flagrant penalty on that play?

TOUGH

[fleet orbit]

fuck my bracket let’s go wright state

and hofstra

[amber grove]

My Virginia Cavs jersey looking clean just ordered!

[ripe yacht]

[sacred agate]

Makeup call

[willow galleon]

I can take a hit for my college to win

[sacred agate]

Deserved though

[fleet orbit]

you attended wright state ?

hofstra is ballin

[willow galleon]

Dual enrolled but close enough

[hasty basin]

Just beat us man

Im tired of this gimmick

[willow galleon]

I got T-Tech beating Bama in the round of 32 so IDC if Hostra wins

If Iowa State wins this whole thing I won't be shocked

[sweet tree]

dawgg

[fleet orbit]

iowa state lost their best player to injury

[willow galleon]

What he injure?

[sacred agate]

Looked like his ankle

[fleet orbit]

i think his knee

[sacred agate]

Oh nvm

[fleet orbit]

i only saw the crutches

i could be wrong

[willow galleon]

Oh fuck

[weak gull]

My champion pick took a massive blow

Gosh damn it man

[willow galleon]

Miami might slap them silly

[weak gull]

No Jefferson changes that whole region

[sacred agate]

Oh lord that might be the dagger

[willow galleon]

Duke, Houston, Zaga, And Michigan looking like the final 4 for me

Gg Virginia

[fleet orbit]

nah that’s GGs

[sacred agate]

6 on Virginia is shifty as hell

[willow galleon]

That stings

[fleet orbit]

kentucky has a good shot sunday

[willow galleon]

No hair makes him more aerodynamic

[fleet orbit]

Hofstra don’t do this to me

please , don’t tease me

[weak gull]

They definitely do if Jefferson is out, if he’s playing I firmly feel ISU gets it done

[fleet orbit]

i still don’t know how kentucky escaped that one

[weak gull]

Cause Santa Clara wasn’t awarded the timeout lol

That’s how

[willow galleon]

Hold on Nebraska

[fleet orbit]

i feel like they called a all ball block a foul too

[willow galleon]

I fell of my chair when Kentucky made the buzzer beater

[fleet orbit]

i really thought santa clara had em

[weak gull]

They did, the non timeout was more egregious to me though after Kentucky was allowed an extremely questionable one 40 seconds prior

Santa Clara should’ve been given that timeout

[willow galleon]

Better for my braket

[fleet orbit]

now for my bracket how’s about a utah state W

[weak gull]

No thank you

[fleet orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/wack-thatswack-hannibal-burress-ericandreshow-gif-20565184

[willow galleon]

I got Nova

Nebraska Baylor finna giving me a heart attack

[fleet orbit]

nebraska men’s team winning a tournament game still feels fake

[sacred agate]

I didnt even know they hadn’t ever won a game

[willow galleon]

Flagrant call fuck!

Well SDSU is gonna lose so My women's is cooked byt would like to get to 4

Yeah Nebraska is done.

[fleet orbit]

virginia looked beatable

this tennessee miami (oh ) game is gonna be great

[sacred agate]

I’m pacing already lmao

[fleet orbit]

i’m ready for these next 2

let’s go Aggies

https://tenor.com/view/utah-state-aggies-big-blue-usu-aggies-all-the-way-u-state-gif-3264588667222146665

[willow galleon]

Miami by 17

[hasty basin]

How do you guys tolerate Dalot

Looks like the clear weak link

Watch him score or assist now

[fleet orbit]

yeah hofstra is booked

cooked

[willow galleon]

Damn!

[sweet tree]

that amad touch...

wouldve been a good counter

[willow galleon]

Utah state up early

[sweet tree]

nice from petrovic

[sweet tree]

almost lol

[fleet orbit]

keep it up USU

[sacred agate]

these mfs dont miss

bullshit call

[hasty basin]

Ever since Mandas loaned in he turned into prime Neuer

[sweet tree]

2 cleansheets in the last 2 huh

[willow galleon]

Bahhhhaha

[dim ledge]

@modest totem got a deep tissue swedish from a family owned joint

I feel amazing

[hasty basin]

Let me explain it more clearly

He used to be Ter Stegen 23-now, now he's Ter Stegen in the 2010s

[sweet tree]

Ter stegen had like 2-3 good seasons

was usually average or above average if you asked me

[hasty basin]

I really like Lammens

Seems reliable

[hasty basin]

In my eyes he was elite at a point

Maybe too media driven

[sweet tree]

2019 he was really good

and like 2 seasons under Xavi

2015... maybe

he's remembered for that save against Bayern

[hasty basin]

Yep

Felt kinda bad

Lived under Neuer's shadow and there's not much you can do about that

[sweet tree]

at his best maybe he was a top 5 gk but I don't think he sustained it long enough

[fleet orbit]

i don’t think hofstra has enough to win this

miami (oh) cannot score rn

[sacred agate]

Gillespie is such a fkn dawg

[ripe yacht]

Why’s the commentator trying to jinx us rn lmao

[weak gull]

They letting Tennessee be physical which is fine but that was a blatant foul on that last 3

[sweet tree]

IFFHS Best GK Award

3 of those are tied for first lol

pen for united

shirt pull

[ripe yacht]

Pen

[sweet tree]

good dribble from cunha

[hasty basin]

Gg

[sweet tree]

Bruno goal

[ripe yacht]

Need to put in sesko soon

Ice the game

[hasty basin]

Jimenez is so stupid for that

Like why

Genuinely why

[sweet tree]

if you're gonna foul atleast do it out the box lol

[amber grove]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2034783178444218764
Who is ordering this?

Suns Uniform Tracker (@SunsUniTracker)

The D-backs will have a "Healthy People Like Baseball, Too" parfait at games this year 🤤
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[slow violet]

[sweet tree]

bruh

[sacred agate]

Gillespie is possessed rn

https://tenor.com/view/matthew-mc-conaughey-all-right-count-counting-fingers-gif-7221052

[sweet tree]

either that's a bournemouth goal or a united pen

interesting

[ripe yacht]

No pen

Hmm

Var gods need to bless us rn

That’s a pen

[sweet tree]

nice goal from truffert

[ripe yacht]

lol

[sweet tree]

bournemouth gets the goal

[hasty basin]

https://tenor.com/view/i-just-hit-the-jackpot-gameboyjones-hakari-green-screen-black-guy-gif-7781853818237960786

[noble fractal]

Wtf is hoffenheim doing

[sweet tree]

leipzig hammer

[noble fractal]

Augsburg away after that beating from porto we are loosing 😔

[ripe yacht]

Ight man get sesko on

[noble fractal]

shame bc this is our chance to become 3rd

[sweet tree]

sesko coming on

[noble fractal]

we could even reach dortmund if we beat them

[sweet tree]

LMAO

what a weird game

I think that's a senesi OG

[ripe yacht]

BRUNOOOO

ASSIST

[neat radish]

def oh

Og

[sweet tree]

nah that's not an assist

both bournemouth players head it

[ripe yacht]

Damn nvm

Yeah og

[sweet tree]

hill og*

[fleet orbit]

that utah state pick is not looking good for me

[ripe yacht]

Holy shit

[sweet tree]

that's a pen

and a rc

push foul in the box

[ripe yacht]

Maguire red

Ggs

It’s over

[hasty basin]

Whys that a red

I get the pen

[sweet tree]

maybe not a push but he does obstruct his path

[sweet tree]

cause he didn't play the ball

[noble fractal]

u just gotta survive 10 minutes

[hasty basin]

Idk man these rules are so confusing

[sweet tree]

if he went with his legs maybe it would be a yellow

[hasty basin]

Didnt Jimenez not play the ball

Last pen

[neat radish]

2-2

[sweet tree]

yeah that's right

2-2

[ripe yacht]

So is it a red or not

[sweet tree]

maybe last man I'm not sure but yeah it's weird

[ripe yacht]

Nvm

Lowkey how is this playing for the ball then lol https://fixupx.com/absolutebruno/status/2035106013423260038?s=46

AB⚕ (@AbsoluteBruno)

Genuinely wtf is the point of VAR

Quoting AB⚕ (@AbsoluteBruno)
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This is the worst decision of the season, pushing with 2 fucking hands is legal now bro this is disgusting

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FixupX · Mar 20, 2026, 9:27 PM

Ugarte on, adv Bournemouth

[sweet tree]

I thought it was a pen personally

it looked worse in real time

[hasty basin]

I think they were scared to give it

[modest totem]

See! Not weird lol

[sweet tree]

ye

[hasty basin]

Because it's overturning a goal and giving a pen

That shit would blow up their HQ

[sweet tree]

yeah poor refereeing

[solid dagger]

Being racist is brainless already, but being racist when you have several black players on your team AND your best player is also black is just idiotic

Most football fans are so fucking stupid

[sweet tree]

9 mins damn

[noble fractal]

https://x.com/i/status/2034397003015143621

Emilio Sansolini (@EmilioSansolini)

UCL Quarter-Finals! ⭐️

Winner? 🏆

X · Mar 18, 2026, 10:30 PM

banger graphic

[sweet tree]

[ripe yacht]

Ugarte dawg are you fr

[sweet tree]

2-2 FT

[ripe yacht]

We share points again @hasty basin

[hasty basin]

Gg

God I love draws

[ripe yacht]

5 draws in a row

[hasty basin]

Call me an artist the way I draw

[ripe yacht]

[hasty basin]

Bro we have 15 draws

[sweet tree]

better than losing ig

[hasty basin]

15 draws and 10th

We're the new Palace

[sweet tree]

not that far off from a potential european placement

[amber grove]

Poor lads never getting a trim again

[sweet tree]

top 5 would be UCL and ig 6 & 7 would be Europa

[amber grove]

United should keep Carrick

[noble fractal]

ye

pretty decent results

[amber grove]

Should at least give him a full season especially if he manages to keep them in the Top 4

[fleet orbit]

come on AGGIES

utah state come on boys

[amber grove]

Someone needs to put tape over Bruce Pearl's mouth before he speaks on this Tennessee game

[fleet orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/utah-state-aggies-big-blue-motorcycle-motorbike-aggies-gif-16433129299923907400

bracket W!

[sacred agate]

Let’s go we didn’t sell a halftime lead this time

@willow galleon that prediction was slightly off

[rustic lichen]

I need Utah State to upset Arizona please

So we can get an easy elite eight appearance

Well not easy, but easier than it would be

[smoky fable]

Damn. On opposite sides here

[amber grove]

1,461 brackets perfect on ESPN

[rustic lichen]

It’s looking like we’re gonna meet y’all in the sweet 16

If we can beat High Point and if y’all can beat Utah State

That’s gonna be an insane game if it happens

[solid dagger]

I've read Iraola is going to Bilbao next season

[ripe yacht]

https://x.com/officialfpl/status/2035113783400538124?s=46

Fantasy Premier League (@OfficialFPL)

SCOUT: After review, the assist for Manchester United's second goal is awarded to Bruno Fernandes. His deflected pass led to the own goal from James Hill. There was no touch from Harry Maguire before the own goal.

X · Mar 20, 2026, 9:58 PM