sports

[amber grove]

Best 7 8 9 in the tournament

I trust the pen

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2033255972794187859 @nimble onyx kdboom was a demon

‏ً (@ak179_)

GOAT prem performance

Quoting #FreeJoshAcheampong #SellEnzo (@cfc_gielho)
︀
KDB really scored a weak-foot hattrick away from home in a title race

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FixupX · Mar 15, 2026, 6:56 PM

should've had like 7 g/as here lol

[amber grove]

SIT DOWN EL NEEDLE

Bednar is built for this

GOT EM

[smoky fable]

Wow

[amber grove]

OUT OF IT

SIT DOWN SOTO

5 more outs

4 more outs

3 MORE OUTS

[placid latch]

Thanks @hasty basin we are at 5th bc of ur team, appreciate it

[amber grove]

Here we go bottom of the 9th 🇩🇴 backs against the wall

2 MORE

[trim timber]

[amber grove]

1 MORE

[trim timber]

[amber grove]

WE WIN

LFG

[ripe yacht]

[trim timber]

[proud coyote]

lol

not even close to a strike

cant believe the ump fell for that

[slow violet]

Are we about to win this shit

We just beat the best team

[proud coyote]

no you're the best team lol

silly underdog narrative

[smoky fable]

Perdomo robbed

[ripe yacht]

All our hopes on Italy and Venezuela

[amber grove]

THE USA IS BACK

[ripe yacht]

[proud coyote]

look at their pitching staff

[amber grove]

What a game

[slow violet]

Man DR got so many dudes

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/RyanDivish/status/2033378956796481689

Ryan Divish (@RyanDivish)

Yikes

X · Mar 16, 2026, 3:04 AM

[slow violet]

Looks like a strike to me

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/BleacherReport/status/2033379601640980892

Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport)

THE UNITED STATES ELIMINATES THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC AND ADVANCES TO THE WBC FINAL 😱🍿
︀︀
︀︀(via @WBCBaseball)

**💬 41 🔁 42 ❤️ 192 👁️ 663 **

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FixupX · Mar 16, 2026, 3:07 AM

[proud coyote]

feel like the umps should give perdomo of all people the benefit of the doubt on an edge call

[trim timber]

Catcher sold it really well

[smoky fable]

I feel for Perdomo

[proud coyote]

he overcorrected really hard

so id say that wasnt even a good frame

seemed mostly like a desperation move more than anything cause of how far that thing was out of the zone

[trim timber]

[smoky fable]

How many of those cup sipping emotes do you have

[novel slate]

Knicks beating the warriors (who had 6+ people injured) was bigger than this

[amber grove]

Exactly

Thats what was called

[placid latch]

Giannis got injured again @fleet orbit @rancid thicket

[rancid thicket]

It was great game

see bro, i told you. if he ramains under 75% consistency with 15 to 25ppg. he will be good.

yes and Auston forced the OT. but 20point deficit comeback from nuggets was huge too

[rancid thicket]

how

[normal jetty]

I had no idea we had an Italian baseball team 😭

[fallen juniper]

italy also have cricket team (i searched rn had no idea too)

[placid latch]

Hyper extension he did his regular posterizer on another center while spinning landed bad

[sacred kite]

Good Lord that call

[rancid thicket]

damn

[fleet orbit]

bring jay wright back please bruce is a trash bag

[placid latch]

They actually are decent

I saw last classic

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/usabaseball/status/2033408853723709547?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

USA Baseball (@USABaseball)

What. A. Night.

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 16, 2026, 5:03 AM

I really enjoyed watching that last night

[fleet orbit]

@torn gale we smoking that auburn pack today , bruce is still a bitch

[robust grotto]

https://x.com/shamscharania/status/2033524718670598566?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania)

Just in: The NBA will hold a vote at the Board of Governors meetings March 24-25 to explore adding expansion teams exclusively in Las Vegas and Seattle, with the two franchises targeted for the 2028-29 season, sources tell ESPN. There is momentum for stakeholders to approve

X · Mar 16, 2026, 12:44 PM

[noble fractal]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2033533251659149784

Sky Sports News (@SkySportsNews)

BREAKING: Chelsea have been fined £10.75m by the Premier League and handed a one-year transfer ban suspended for two years 🚨
︀︀
︀︀They have also been given a nine month Academy transfer ban.

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FxTwitter · Mar 16, 2026, 1:18 PM

[robust grotto]

Man city when

[slow violet]

https://vxtwitter.com/ihate_ap/status/2033379438537154756?s=20

🇭🇹Your Favorite Zoe🇭🇹 (@ihate_ap)

SING IT WITH ME DOMINICANS 🇺🇸

QRT: MLBONFOX
WHAT A GAME.

The United States has beat the Dominican Republic to advance to the WBC Championship game!🦅🇺🇸

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 16, 2026, 3:06 AM

[robust grotto]

https://x.com/thedunkcentral/status/2033535446857253219?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

NBACentral (@TheDunkCentral)

The Timberwolves or Grizzlies are expected to move to the Eastern Conference if the NBA approves expansion teams in Las Vegas and Seattle, per @ShamsCharania

X · Mar 16, 2026, 1:26 PM

[placid latch]

@rancid thicket plz defeat the rockets

And do it once more

[placid latch]

Ja morant is so done for bro

@fleet orbit would there be more regular season games and playoff spots if they expand..?

[fleet orbit]

if march madness expanded ?

[placid latch]

No

The nba

[rancid thicket]

this is 2x in a row match up.

to keep the 3rd seat, bro they have to defeat them

[placid latch]

And to give us the 4th seat

[rancid thicket]

no, same setup. its just got added 2 more teams. and more money. thats it

[placid latch]

✌️

Eww

What's the use

That Seattle is gonna get a team..? That's all..?

Ig that's not too bad but

[rancid thicket]

this was a team before. sonic

i believe

and sold

[placid latch]

Ughh the star players

They are gonna get spread more

[rancid thicket]

and one of the teams in west will be sent to east

[placid latch]

Tchh

[placid latch]

Can they just pack it up for couple of seasons like wizards and wait till they draw a good pick

Or is NBA gonna give em a head start..?

[rancid thicket]

good question. that i dont have answer for that

i mean, the expansion is for real good for business. too many players which is good but not in NBA

and too many people wants to play in NBA

[placid latch]

Now they also gotta start a gleague team, more spots

U should try out

Old man

[rancid thicket]

that gives you more or less 24 + 24 (if includes Gleague)

[placid latch]

the standards will prolly fall down for a couple of years due to heavy tanking

they gotta do smtng to prevent that

[desert palm]

Very soon Vegas will be a 4 Sport city

2 expansion and 2 relocation

Also

You wanna hear something funny?

[robust grotto]

NHL being the first league lmaooo

[desert palm]

Of all the Sports teams in LA Proper of the BIG 4. The Kings are the ONLY LA born team

Dodgers, Lakers, Clippers, Rams, Chargers have all originated from a different city/state

[desert palm]

That too

[rancid thicket]

nice fun facts

[desert palm]

Angels don’t count since they Left LA YEARS ago and are fullllll pretenders

[noble fractal]

literally never

[versed forge]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/2033557975051223120?s=46

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Trade: the New York Jets are finalizing a deal that will send QB Justin Fields to the Kansas City Chiefs, pending a physical, per ESPN sources. Other teams were interested, but Fields’ preference was to go to Kansas City.

X · Mar 16, 2026, 2:56 PM

[dim ledge]

The hell? Lmao

[versed forge]

Decent backup until mahomes comes back healthy

I like it

[trim timber]

Decent indeed

[desert palm]

J-E-T-S, TANK TANK TANK

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/2033558660467556642?s=46

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

The Jets current QB room:

🏈Geno Smith
🏈Brady Cook
🏈Bailey Zappe

X · Mar 16, 2026, 2:59 PM

[dim ledge]

Lmfao

[robust grotto]

Generational QB room

My question is.. why are they putting their second year HC in another position to lose

I get it. They’re not close to winning but how can they improve that offense like this

[amber grove]

Aaron Glenn being set up to fail

Not that I believe he's a very good HC to begin with but still

[robust grotto]

No you’re right though

[amber grove]

Year 1 Justin Fields as QB1 Year 2 Geno fucking Smith

What's next is Carson Wentz getting a call?

[robust grotto]

It’s ridiculous man

[amber grove]

Jacoby will have a half decent year in AZ and they'll throw him a Malik Willis type bag I see the vision!

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/nyj_matt/status/2033561055079657534?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

NYJ Matt (@NYJ_Matt)

We will always have the first 50 minutes of Week 1

vxTwitter / fixvx • GIF · Mar 16, 2026, 3:08 PM

lol

[rustic lichen]

From talking infinite shit about Jake Paul to fighting on his event

[fleet orbit]

https://www.espn.com/mens-college-basketball/story/_/id/48223799/alabama-aden-holloway-arrested-felony-marijuana-charge

[rustic lichen]

this is a huge loss for them

[fleet orbit]

@rustic lichen this is big

[fleet orbit]

unless it gets pushed back so he plats

plays

[rustic lichen]

I’m personally not a fan of that, and they shouldn’t allow it just so kids who fuck up like that in the future won’t think they can get that exemption too

That’s a dangerous precedent to set

[fleet orbit]

i feel that , and that’s gotta be a shit ton of weed

with alabamas style of play that spells trouble

[amber grove]

"Felony marijuana" this country a joke sometimes istg

[fleet orbit]

most of the time

hell i smoke hash a fair bit myself

[amber grove]

Ok a pound on hand kinda crazy 😭

But still let him play this is bs

[fleet orbit]

i think he will get to play

[amber grove]

Not as close as bad as Brandon Miller I'd be stunned if he can't play

[fleet orbit]

bama kinda needs him to their play style is just like that

[dim ledge]

We need to boycott ESPN

[fleet orbit]

i’ll smoke to that

[rustic lichen]

You’ve gotta keep 3 of these guys and cut the rest, COLLEGE CAREERS ONLY, who are you taking?

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/2033594026549502093?s=46&t=p7cGuHvykKWdHLCLT_54_A

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

Veteran CB Darius Slay is retiring from the NFL after 13 seasons and a Super Bowl ring.

Spent 7 years with Detroit, 5 with Philadelphia and his final year with the Steelers (and sort of on the Bills).

X · Mar 16, 2026, 5:19 PM

🫡

[fleet orbit]

the top row stays

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/BR_OpenIce/status/2033585226580987950?s=20

B/R Open Ice (@BR_OpenIce)

The host cities for the 2028 World Cup of Hockey have been officially announced:

-Prague, CZE and Calgary will host round-robin play and an elimination game
-Edmonton will host the semifinals and final

The tournament will take place in February of 2028

X · Mar 16, 2026, 4:44 PM

[desert palm]

Look each state has different laws

It’s a not a country thing but rather a state thing

[sacred agate]

Alabama hasn’t even decriminalized weed yet so a pound is a big no no

[rustic lichen]

@fleet orbit I’m calling my first upset of the tournament

14 seed Kennesaw State will beat 3 seed Gonzaga in the first round

[rustic ore]

https://fixvx.com/TheDunkCentral/status/2033583690010218955

NBACentral (@TheDunkCentral)

Hornets announcer Eric Collins says Jalen Duren is one of his favorite players to watch.

"I like talking about that body of his, cut up like coleslaw."

(Via @RunItBackFDTV )

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 16, 2026, 4:38 PM

https://tenor.com/view/thats-quite-zesty-yummy-delicious-amazing-food-tasty-gif-14523968

[amber grove]

I understand and I still think it's a joke

[fleet orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/over-the-hedge-tiger-it-is-bold-i-like-it-bold-gif-23446519

honestly tho gonzaga is overseeded i dont think they should be a 3

[weak gull]

Based

[weak gull]

Based…zesty

But based

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/TheGifKeeper/status/2033608194241495340

Really Bae Valentine (@TheGifKeeper)

@GeorgeFoster72 My daughter used to date him at Memphis and SHE didn’t say anything crazy like this lol.

X · Mar 16, 2026, 6:15 PM

Find you someone who talks about you like that announcer talks about Duren

[weak gull]

Crazy, cause he could’ve been a hornet. Traded on draft night

One of Murphys best moves

[sand flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/216032889064652810/1468881862393991209/RAHHH-4x.gif

[white pelican]

This is the only channel you can see yes? i will remove it in 3 days like asked

[sand flame]

yeah

thanks

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/Schultz_Report/status/2033636449191346660

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report)

Sources: The #49ers are signing WR Christian Kirk to a 1-year, $6M deal.

Kirk is the latest WR addition in San Fran, after they also signed WR Mike Evans.

X · Mar 16, 2026, 8:08 PM

@dim ledge @proud coyote

Did you guys need a slot?

[sweet tree]

apparently it's 18 open play for Henry and Skysports got it wrong lol, still impressive but guess they're not reliable

[rustic ore]

Actually really like that signing for them

Kirk can stretch the field

[proud coyote]

Wow great signing

I think we might cut robinson

[smoky fable]

I see

[smoky fable]

You think they're gearing towards an offensive line pick with all these moves?

[proud coyote]

Edge R1

Zion potentially

[smoky fable]

zion young huh

[dim ledge]

Idk if it was posted here but we also got Hobbs

[slow violet]

Sonics Coming Back Baby

[smoky fable]

https://www.espn.com/mens-college-basketball/story/_/id/48226388/alabama-aden-holloway-removed-campus-drug-arrest

@fleet orbit @rustic lichen @amber grove

https://x.com/PeteThamel/status/2033662887609221451

Pete Thamel (@PeteThamel)

Alabama’s Aden Holloway has been removed from campus in the wake of his arrest, the school announced, and is not going to be with the team as the UA Office of Student Conduct investigates his case. He’ll be off the team until he goes through the school’s investigation process.

X · Mar 16, 2026, 9:53 PM

[fleet orbit]

Oh shit

[torn gale]

https://tenor.com/view/smoke-cigarettes-khalifa-gif-14617129

[fleet orbit]

like seriously it’s propaganda that they even got “close “

[restive vector]

Going to the stars game tonight

https://tenor.com/view/dallas-stars-woah-cheer-happy-yes-gif-9468492037257856353

[desert palm]

@full sonnet @honest umbra @hollow wind

Uniqlo and dodgers have agreed to a field naming rights deal……….

https://x.com/katiejwoo/status/2033332489398239591?s=46

https://x.com/katiejwoo/status/2033333516360921099?s=46

Katie Woo (@katiejwoo)

NEWS: The Los Angeles Dodgers have agreed to a deal with fashion giant Uniqlo to become Dodger Stadium’s official field presenting partner, multiple sources tell The Athletic. An official announcement is expected before Opening Day.

https://t.co/ZDrVJNC1ps

X · Mar 16, 2026, 12:00 AM

Katie Woo (@katiejwoo)

Dodger Stadium’s name will remain unchanged. Uniqlo however will hold the naming rights to the playing field, along with exclusive marketing and promotional opportunities as the Dodgers top sponsor.

X · Mar 16, 2026, 12:04 AM

[full sonnet]

This is the future of sports unfortunately

[desert palm]

Broncos type of poop

“Empower Field at Mile High”

[rustic lichen]

Dumbass kids man

This guy woulda went to the league probably

[fleet orbit]

south florida is beating louisville i believe baby

[restive vector]

LETS GO STARS

[sacred kite]

I’m very interested in the next chapter of the Justin Fields universe

[fleet orbit]

i think it’s a smart move by fields

he could also sit behind mahomes when he comes back and learn

[rustic ore]

Fields and K9 could be interesting, but only if Andy can make their O college based

[fleet orbit]

let’s put it this way : i think if mahomes is out till mid season fields can’t keep them afloat

Unless walker goes off

[restive vector]

STARS GOOOOOOAL

[sacred kite]

Yeah genuinely this could be good for his career

Also Darius Slay retired

[fleet orbit]

i think it could be

[sacred kite]

I would say change of scenery but he’s has multiple. BUT this is by far the best scenery he’s been in

So could be different

[fleet orbit]

i think he’s got his work cut out for him tho because he doesn’t know how to play the position

but this is the best shot he’s got

[honest umbra]

Actually crazy to think about

But I like uniqlo

[desert palm]

lol

[amber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/jalen-johnson-atlanta-hawks-dunk-slam-dunk-hawks-gif-14548477422999318524

[hollow wind]

ig uniqlo is better than crypto.com at least

[placid latch]

Don't try to take a charge if it's JJ🦅

[amber grove]

NAW IS SO COLD

[sonic aurora]

rockets vs lakers game going to be gooooood

[amber grove]

10 STRAIGHTTTTTTTTTTT

https://tenor.com/view/hawks-win-gif-9631004

[rustic ore]

Off topic but since I know you also occasionally watch wrasslin did you hear RVD became a first time dad somewhat recently?

55 is a hell of a time to start but all power to him

[sweet tree]

OOO

2-2

[sonic aurora]

jake laravia

[sweet tree]

Venezuela 3-2

[sonic aurora]

i was not aware of your game

[amber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/utah-mammoth-tusks-up-nhl-hockey-mammoth-gif-15679982684056007874

4-2 BABY

A FIFTH

https://tenor.com/view/utah-mammoth-utah-mammoth-goal-hockey-gif-7787002317883831544

[restive vector]

We lost

[placid latch]

Hope u guys win

We need u guys to win to bring down rockets

🙏

And the rockets are leading 57-51

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/espn/status/2033739396533334360?s=20

ESPN (@espn)

IT WILL BE VENEZUELA VS. TEAM USA IN THE WBC CHAMPIONSHIP 🔥🍿

**💬 4 🔁 3 ❤️ 18 👁️ 522 **

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FixupX · Mar 17, 2026, 2:57 AM

[sonic aurora]

nahhh

lakers are ass

[amber grove]

Don't you mean Rockets?

Lakers are cooking rn I don't understand

[nimble onyx]

Both ass

We just worse

We win this with Sengun

[sonic aurora]

theyve missed so many 3's

sure they have more points but this game theyve been mid

[placid latch]

Luka like 34-36% from 3 this season haha

It makes sense

Hachimura barely gets minutes

And luke kannard

[desert palm]

USA VS VENEZUELA!!!!!

[placid latch]

Anyways thank you lakers for winning

[nimble onyx]

KD and Tari decided to stop playing after the half

[placid latch]

Hope u beat rockets next game too

Nuggets need to win dude

[rustic lichen]

@fleet orbit time for a rematch I think
https://youtu.be/lDMH2H18LE8?si=A-lGG3xwKsXGw4hA

Duke played us during Thanksgiving this year too and it was an insane game

[placid latch]

They actually played well in 1994 college basketball

How quickly it changed from 80 s to 90 s so cool dude

[hollow wind]

Luka is MVP

This sorry ass team would actually be <10 wins without him

[amber grove]

It's Shai

[hollow wind]

Yea he can have it again this year coz then that’ll mean he’ll definitely have voter fatigue in future years

[placid latch]

Wemby time

And yes luka contributed like 20 wins alone according to +/-

[rancid thicket]

@placid latch lakers won bro

we good

[placid latch]

Yes I saw

One more game

[rancid thicket]

1.5 games ahead on rank 3 bro

nice one

[sonic aurora]

lakers washed

other than luka and rui

[placid latch]

It's bad for playoffs yes

But luka can make u win some alone

Anyways iam currently loving lakers cuz they are helping nuggets

[rancid thicket]

lets see

[rancid thicket]

that sweet enemies benefitted from each others

hows the next denver games?

[placid latch]

76 ers Grizzlies

Winnable

[placid latch]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-block-tim-duncan-gif-24423012

[fleet orbit]

Fuck the longhorns that is all

[rancid thicket]

ohh yea, both of them are.

also one of them (Grizzlies/Timberwolves) will be shifted to East on 2028 if the expansion proceeded.

we can see retired Lebron co-owning a team in vegas

[placid latch]

No thankyou

We want sports analyst james

🤓

Never gonna happen tbh

[fleet orbit]

plot twist lebron buys the browns

and changes the name to the cleveland brons

[rancid thicket]

ahh bro, it will.

[sacred kite]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-lebron-screaming-lebron-lebron-james-screaming-gif-5629213437781461656

[fleet orbit]

tell me you aren’t down with this , don’t lie to me lol

[sacred kite]

Nah I'd love this

[fleet orbit]

rebranding opportunity for the ages

[sacred kite]

Look if Bron fixes that team that will be the greatest thing ever in NFL history barring Superbowls LII and LIX

[fleet orbit]

he’d be the honorary governor of ohio for life

no term limits

[robust grotto]

It will, imo

[placid latch]

Fr..?

[placid latch]

Fr fr..?

I can't imagine this guy who is almost a billionaire working as a sports analyst

He is most likely to own a team rather than thag

Haha

[rancid thicket]

what im tryign to say is, he will own a team. but not an analyst,. i didnt saw your remarks lmao

Analyst for himself? bro aint that status for him

[placid latch]

Guess ur talking abt him owning a team too yes it is absolutely possible, but yah not him being a sports analyst

[placid latch]

Thats what I was thinking

Not even coach james

Very dissappointing

[rancid thicket]

he cant be a coach bro, the players will be fcked. and not mature at all for his taste

this guy is strict as hell

[robust grotto]

Just the owner yeah

Part owner really

LeBron doesn’t have enough money to own a team outright

[placid latch]

Ofc

That costs billions

Lots of assets and need to handle all costs of the team

[rancid thicket]

every team/companies are part owner, he is also cant become an majority. prolly minority shares. but thats ton of money already

[robust grotto]

Who is going down lads

[fleet orbit]

@smoky fable we’ll see how this goes , i picked arizona

[slow violet]

he doesn't even have enough money to be a majority owner

[placid latch]

No one can manage a whole ass team by themselves anyways

[rancid thicket]

[placid latch]

Lmao

Still a good performance

Tho

Btw do u know Denver is leading the league in ppg with 120.7

[rancid thicket]

i dont know, i never liked his playing style. him and tatum and the other dude, mitchel.

i dont like how they play for real

[rancid thicket]

ohh is it?

[placid latch]

Yes

We are hot offensively this season

But dead with defense

Conceding 116

We are missing out best defender pwat tho

[rancid thicket]

yes i mean, you cant perfectly have both at the same time

which is lakers trying to do right now

[placid latch]

Haha

[rancid thicket]

Ayton did good in last few mins today

at last

some compliments

[placid latch]

We ll get pwat back this week

[rancid thicket]

mfker a virus

[placid latch]

W

No baseless hate

I mean he at least doesn't cry like wnba

Does he..?

[rancid thicket]

bro

wnba are on another level

cant compare

only good players is CC

you see how mofo are those in USA team right now

[placid latch]

I wonder abt that too

28 %

From 3 recently

She did get heavily fragrant fouled by karens tho

[placid latch]

[rancid thicket]

no i mean, they were all against her, and now they are friendly af?

that angel reese is salty as hell

[trim timber]

money talks

[noble marsh]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/2033924240861245648?s=46

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Broncos are trading for Miami WR Jaylen Waddle, per source.

Denver receives: Waddle and Dolphins’ 4th-round pick (11th in round) in this year’s draft.

Miami receives: Broncos’ 1st round pick (30th overall) along with their late 3rd and 4th round picks (30th in each round) in

X · Mar 17, 2026, 3:11 PM

[desert palm]

Wow

The dolphins are tanking…….. again

After only 6 SEASONS since the last tank

Bruh

Question, who would in this channel Watch me stream the WBC finals on VC in discord? (Not recording or streaming on twitch or YouTube or any other platforms just Discord VC)

[fleet orbit]

dolphins got a treasure trove

[robust grotto]

I was hoping the giants would pursue this but maybe it’s best they didn’t pay all that

[hollow wind]

Good for broncos too

They needed a proper WR1

[rustic ore]

@modest totem

https://tenor.com/view/jaylen-waddle-gif-7761283145829562276

[dim ledge]

Ffs buc

[rustic ore]

[noble fractal]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2033590492869312597

Tottenham Bolivia (@SpursBol)

#remontada.

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FxTwitter · Mar 16, 2026, 5:05 PM

I'm enjoying spurs fans delusional cope tbh

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/schultz_report/status/2033936284247298148?s=46&t=p7cGuHvykKWdHLCLT_54_A

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report)

Breaking: The #Eagles are signing former #Chiefs WR Marquise “Hollywood” Brown to a 1-year, $10M deal, multiple sources tell me.

The explosive Brown had 49 catches for 587 yards and 5 TDs last season.

X · Mar 17, 2026, 3:59 PM

@sacred kite @tender hornet

[tender hornet]

Former raven as well right? Had a few good seasons with lamar

[rustic ore]

Mhm

[tender hornet]

Seems like a decent pick up, won't help with the aj brown rumors though

Most likely he's just here to replace jahan dotson

[fleet orbit]

broncos may have overpaid but that’s negotiations baby

[rancid thicket]

bro people are laughing at him. but he a real one. trying not to get more technical and suspension

[sacred kite]

Oh interesting the Birds are signing Hollywood Brown

[tender hornet]

I see it as just replacing dotson

[sacred kite]

Exactly what I thought lol

[sacred kite]

I’m blind

Wait…guys put it on the news…the Eagles made a transaction with a receiver surnamed Brown…

[tender hornet]

There was hype around him after 2021 but arizona was clearly not the move for him

[sacred kite]

I pray this is the only receiver with the last name Brown we move

[tender hornet]

I saw brown combined with wr and my heart dropped bro

[rustic ore]

There’s a thing in the NFL called a Get Back coach, basically someone who has to stand near the HC and pull them back behind the white line on the sideline in case they get too excited and walk onto the field of play

Guessing same difference

[sacred kite]

It’ll die down until June 1st then all our fears will surface again

[rustic ore]

Doesn’t help that he’s injury prone

[rancid thicket]

ahh that for real? but look. it makes sense lol.

at the end of the day, a tech is a tech. if that pulls out. its win-win on every team

[tender hornet]

Kinda strange to have a quiet offseason signing wise

[rancid thicket]

hilarious to see, but its working so far

[tender hornet]

Lots of rumors with the eagles obv but nothing major

[rancid thicket]

and thats whats important

[sacred kite]

Yeah. Birds tend to build in the draft and make our guys “homegrown”. They don’t really pursue a FA aggressively unless they’re a huge need/good fit

Plus we build up our assets so they’re more valuable down the line should we move them

Good organizations

[tender hornet]

Last few offseasons had a few big signings so I guess I got used to it

[rustic ore]

https://youtu.be/JZHpNPWvcWQ?si=4sAG1BUiRZMqkOqs

[sacred kite]

Yeah I’m still shocked we signed Saquon lol

[rustic ore]

My brothers keeper kinda deal

[sacred kite]

And got exactly what we wanted and more

[tender hornet]

I definitely like the strategy of build through the draft though, the best way to maintain excellence by far

[sacred kite]

Yeah plus it keeps a revolving door of talent vs “we signed this dude for too long lol”

[tender hornet]

Howie just been hitting on almost every signing or draft pick

[sacred kite]

My GOAT

https://tenor.com/view/howie-roseman-howie-roseman-eagles-go-bird-gif-9408603304174323269

[tender hornet]

As long as howie is around we don't have to worry about bad rosters best gm in the league by far

[sacred kite]

Yup

Good ownership and good front office goes such a long way

[sand flame]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-blink-blinkingcat-cute-funny-gif-8859604814399687515

[rustic lichen]

Welp this is all but guaranteed now

I called it

[rustic ore]

https://fixupx.com/MySportsUpdate/status/2033932497684213939?s=20

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

The #Dolphins will have over $165M in dead money on their 2026 salary cap this upcoming season.
︀︀
︀︀More than $165M of a $301.2M cap will be devoted to players no longer on the team.
︀︀
︀︀That includes Tua Tagovailoa, Tyreek Hill, Jaylen Waddle, Jalen Ramsey, Minkah Fitzpatrick, and several others.

Quoting Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)
︀
BREAKING: #Dolphins are trading WR Jaylen Waddle to the #Broncos.

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FixupX · Mar 17, 2026, 3:44 PM

Oof

[sacred kite]

Damn the Dolphins, no pun intended, are drowning

[rustic ore]

Grier was a special kind of stupid

[frail berry]

Anyone think any of the teams down 3 goals can comeback

[sweet tree]

nah

maybe city could but I don't see it

unfortunately 3 of the 4 games seem decided already but I guess anything is possible

[smoky fable]

Should have been gone

Earlier

[rustic ore]

Mhm

Some owners do love their puppets though

[sacred kite]

This is true

Even though it’s a late first rounder that was a crazy haul for Waddle

First third and a fourth

I’m assuming that if they both receive a fourth rounder, are they taking each others?

[open lion]

https://x.com/i/status/2033940563796377624

The Touchline | 𝐓 (@TouchlineX)

🚨 𝗠𝗔𝗝𝗢𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Quincy Promes has admitted that he stabbed his cousin.

— @ESPNnl

X · Mar 17, 2026, 4:16 PM

[sweet tree]

yeah I remember seeing that lol, also smuggled drugs and then fled to russia

seems like he's in prison now

[rustic ore]

Seems so

So Miami moves Waddle and an early 4 in exchange for a late 1, 3, and 4

[robust grotto]

[ripe yacht]

😭 https://fixupx.com/mancityus/status/2033895225085620359?s=46

Manchester City US (@ManCityUS)

We believe.

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FixupX · Mar 17, 2026, 1:16 PM

Lowkey need all prem teams besides arsenal to come back, need to see the meltdown of la liga fans on my tl

[sacred kite]

Ton of value

[dense blade]

the fuck is this

i was excited about the movie too

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/nerdingonnfl/status/2033956421134332029?s=46&t=p7cGuHvykKWdHLCLT_54_A @slow violet

NFL Nerd (@NerdingonNFL)

NFL SCHEDULE NEWS 🚨

The Seahawks will kick off the 2026 season on Wednesday September 9th on NBC

The 49ers and Rams will then play in Melbourne on Thursday September 10th (time is not yet known, but 8pm U.S. ET is a fair assumption)

X · Mar 17, 2026, 5:19 PM

Lol, gross

Wednesday

[sweet tree]

sporting been dominant so far but still missing a goal

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2033968336216760549 @slow violet

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Seahawks signed former Washington Commanders cornerback Noah Igbinoghene.

X · Mar 17, 2026, 6:06 PM

https://x.com/JFowlerESPN/status/2033965701690482693 @rustic lichen

Jeremy Fowler (@JFowlerESPN)

The Ravens and C Danny Pinter have reached agreement on a deal, per source.

Baltimore gets much-needed help at center.

X · Mar 17, 2026, 5:56 PM

[sweet tree]

Inacio header

1-0 Sporting

[fleet orbit]

i’m gonna guess their opponent is either the patriots or bears

[noble fractal]

hold on bodo

we believe in u guys

[dim ledge]

I wonder where Karetsas goes

[noble fractal]

oh no

bodo pls

[sweet tree]

GONCALVES

2-0 sporting

oh boy

sporting have been quite good

bodo gotta get a goal, next 30 mins gonna be tough

[noble fractal]

bodo looses today and the UCL is officially over

[sweet tree]

just an onslaught of shots

[noble fractal]

they need to score once

pls

what is var checking

[sweet tree]

pen for sporting

it looked like to me that it hit the chest first but I'm not sure

Suarez taking it

[frail berry]

🤧

3–0

[sweet tree]

Goal

well then

Sporting did the comeback

it's 3-3 on AGG

holy shit

[frail berry]

They missed a lot of good chances before their first goal too

[sweet tree]

yeah

[round sluice]

this just for the drama and hype. there's enough time for Bodo

[sweet tree]

they had so many good looks in the first half and 2nd

[round sluice]

the documentary will be goated

[sweet tree]

idk

bodo had no shots this 2nd half yet

another save

I think Sporting will get a 4th

[noble fractal]

Lame

[frail berry]

Ye

[sweet tree]

just shot after shot

[noble fractal]

I don't wanna see arsenal against sporting

[sweet tree]

[frail berry]

Either they get the 4th now or they get it in extra time

[noble fractal]

Sporting will crap themselves against araenal

what happened to bodo anyways

[round sluice]

everybody will crap themselves vs arsenal

[frail berry]

Don’t see this going to pens tbh

[noble fractal]

bodo wouldn't 💔

but maybei was wrong

😔

[frail berry]

Maybe bodo can get a goal from a counter 👀

[noble fractal]

maybe im just that unlucky

I support a team bc I genuinely want them to win ONCE rather than hating the other more and they immediately loose

[round sluice]

this the part of the sports anime where the MC's team about to get knocked out for drama

[sweet tree]

POSTT OMGGG

fukkk

[noble fractal]

Worlds most cursed fan

[round sluice]

sports anime based predictions are super reliable

[noble fractal]

Bodo u can redeem yourself with just (1) goal

noone wants to see arsenal vs sporting

[round sluice]

no one wants to see arsenal play in general, but they will win

portugal got a lot of potential this WC though, Man Utd best team in world right now cus of Bruno

[sweet tree]

uh

psg, bayern and arsenal are I'd say

[noble fractal]

nuke this competition

[sweet tree]

nah UCL is fun

domestic leagues aren't as exciting

[round sluice]

both psg and bayern won't know what to do when they face arsenal and won't have time to adjust cus they too used to easily winning. don't got the middle of the game grit. but whatever

[sweet tree]

they could only meet up in the final

[round sluice]

i hope that guy coming on is a teenager. would make the documentary extra hype if a teenager scored the goal

[noble fractal]

i literally hate all these clubs

[round sluice]

what team do you like ?

[noble fractal]

bodo

[round sluice]

lol

[noble fractal]

at least i did

I genuinely detest bayern and psg

[round sluice]

i was thinking of starting to watch japanese league cus they removing draws next season apparently

[round sluice]

🤝

[sweet tree]

are they doing pk shootouts for the win? or like a golden goal

I think that's interesting tho

[round sluice]

pk

maybe they inspired by blue lock or something

[sweet tree]

ET

[round sluice]

i forgot exact change, but overall ur gona be more rewarded for winning

[burnt cedar]

What have you got for me Assna

[sweet tree]

sick ajay

[ripe yacht]

Pulling a Ajax in the ro16

[noble fractal]

lame

[ripe yacht]

Lmao

[sweet tree]

ARAUJOO

sporting 4-0

dawgggg

[round sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/vnc-vanitas-vanitas-no-carte-case-study-vanitas-anime-gif-8341712228264375281

[ripe yacht]

“Giant killers” yk

Fuck off

[sweet tree]

it's barely been 2 mins into ET

[noble fractal]

Hope bodo looses the league to vikings again

[smoky fable]

What a collapse

[sweet tree]

yep

[noble fractal]

spkrting is hardly a big club

[sweet tree]

their keeper made them hold on for life

unfortunately just couldn't stop the sporting hammer

[ripe yacht]

They were supposed to beat arsenal in the qf man 😔

[ripe yacht]

No I’m talking about the league stage lol

[noble fractal]

well there is leverkursen (they will loose )

[ripe yacht]

Yeah have 0 faith in them lol

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2033993570059735128

GABRI JESUS ! (@NYKnicksBuzz)

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FixupX · Mar 17, 2026, 7:47 PM

lowkey this is more embarrassing for inter ngl

couldn't even win it at home

[frail berry]

Valverde almost

Should do be better there ngl

Donna in no man’s land

Cherki with a good attempt

Yea this game gon be juicy

[noble fractal]

I'll have to skip ucl this week

😔

[sweet tree]

you can root for sporting

honestly not even a bad club

[karmic anvil]

Jesus we could have scored 3 already

[noble fractal]

its not that

[sweet tree]

UCL is just won by the elites, gotta spend money if you want a chance of winning

[noble fractal]

Its that im cursed

[hasty basin]

KVARAAA

[noble fractal]

[sweet tree]

damn PSG 1-0

[round sluice]

u forgot the racist argentianian guy

[noble fractal]

all my luck goes into horse girl gacha game

😔

[round sluice]

but then again most ppl support messi even tho everyone knows the argentinian squad hyper racist

[sweet tree]

who

[hasty basin]

Lets fucking go my boy

[round sluice]

sporting got that argentianian guy who was racist to vini

[sweet tree]

that was Benfica

[noble fractal]

tbh I don't think ppl outside of Latam were aware of just how racist Argentinians are until the wc in 22

[round sluice]

oh lmao my bad. both clubs same to me

no wonder they won actually im dumb

sporting way better than benfica

[sweet tree]

I'm hispanic and central americans can be racist as well lol

[round sluice]

dw some of the hottest cosplayers are argentinian

[noble fractal]

yeah i know, Latam is ome of the biggest contributers to the diversity within White supremacists

getting offtopic

Chelsea is genuinely shit

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2033998775849521469

spacemomentbook (@spacemomentbook)

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FixupX · Mar 17, 2026, 8:07 PM

what is that defending

[hasty basin]

Idk lol

But I take it

[noble fractal]

their punishment should be instant demotion to championship instead of suspended transfer ban

[round sluice]

krava just hungry as fk. his backstory is pretty crazy even though it was prob exxagerated a little. he always does well big games, and motivates the team in them

[noble fractal]

they should keep spurs company down there

[hasty basin]

WHAT A GOAL

BARCOLA

WTFFFF

[sweet tree]

gg

bro got his finishing boots on now?

[hasty basin]

Thats such a good finish

Holy fuck

[noble fractal]

nothing good about this chelshit performance

[hasty basin]

Bodo bottled?

[karmic anvil]

Cheating Vinicius always crying about something

[sweet tree]

bro that's some Dinho finish kind of

https://tenor.com/view/ronaldinho-best-goal-barcelona-chelsea-stamford-bridge-gif-15593726052078425828

[round sluice]

holy vini nearly ended the game

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2034000947706261514

Tekkers Foot (@tekkersfoot)

🚨🇪🇺 BARCOLA DOUBLES THE LEAD FOR PSG! WHAT A GOAL!
︀︀
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FixupX · Mar 17, 2026, 8:16 PM

close enough

[noble fractal]

the prem absolutely can't be allowed to get a 5th spot

[sweet tree]

hjulmand what a game

[karmic anvil]

Nah Madrid always cheating

[ripe yacht]

Dawg wtf happened in the chels game lol

[neat radish]

Bernardo red lmao

[dense stag]

RED

[round sluice]

oil money

[frail berry]

well ggs

😭

[ripe yacht]

Spurs remontada

[dense stag]

bro trying to be Suarez in 2010

[round sluice]

holy that was a red actually deserved it

what r u guys even talking about. guy literally put his arm in the way of the ball

[karmic anvil]

Denied 2 clear city penalties just to give that 😭😭 don’t make it 2 obvious ref

[modest totem]

WHAT!?

[dense stag]

HEY RAYYY

[noble fractal]

are u that bolivian spurs fan thats been coping on my tl for the last cpl of days

[dense stag]

goaaaaal

[modest totem]

Nash!!! Hiiiiiii!!!

[sweet tree]

sporting scored a 5th

[karmic anvil]

Yes tie ruined by the ref

[nimble onyx]

Didn’t bother to watch

[sweet tree]

yeah game over

[karmic anvil]

Standard Madrid game

[dense stag]

clear red wtf lmao

[nimble onyx]

Knew we weren’t mentally capable of a comeback

[sweet tree]

Nel for Sporting

[noble fractal]

Was it an actual red or did madrid genuinely pay the refs

[karmic anvil]

This is how they won so many champions leagues

[nimble onyx]

And refs would be against us

[dense stag]

hry it's been a while

[karmic anvil]

Arms behind his back + offside ???

[sweet tree]

what happened in the city game

[nimble onyx]

From the clip I’ve seen the decision was correct

[noble fractal]

red for city

[frail berry]

Madrid got a pen and city got a red

[nimble onyx]

@karmic anvil you said it was offside?

[sweet tree]

damn

[nimble onyx]

Before the play

[dense stag]

there was no offside what???
He extends his elbow making his body bigger to block a clear goal lol

MAGIC

[frail berry]

I did hear the commentator saying there was an offside

[nimble onyx]

Bayern spanking them anyways

[frail berry]

The didn’t show where tho

[dense stag]

Home run

[round sluice]

Barca and Argentinia both got huge cases against them for bribery, yet clearly it's Real Mardid that's the problem 🤦‍♂️

[nimble onyx]

Would’ve atleast expected a little bit of fight here

[round sluice]

10 vs 11, cus Kane can't run

[sweet tree]

who brought up barça dawg lol

joke

[round sluice]

oof nearly 2 for Vini

[nimble onyx]

Mbappe doesn’t press 10 v 10

[noble fractal]

madrid plays with 12 men against bayern or did u forget their last ucl match

[dense stag]

yellow for pep lol

[round sluice]

guy spamming RM hate clealry a Barca fan otherwise he wouldn't care that much

[karmic anvil]

Ait nouri snapped, nothing given. If that was Vinicius……..

[nimble onyx]

Easy to hate on Madrid tbf

[dense stag]

for kissing the ref lmao

[sweet tree]

those are city fans

[round sluice]

city doesn't have fans

[nimble onyx]

Never heard that one before

[dense stag]

I'm a fan of Valverde 🇺🇾 don't care about Madrid

[round sluice]

or they like 8 year old oil money bandwagoners. they not old enough to char on discord yet

[nimble onyx]

lol

[sweet tree]

guess I'll just peep arsenal, everything else is decided

[nimble onyx]

Point in case

[noble fractal]

do u genuinely think only barca fans hate Madrid

are u this delulu

[dense stag]

another save

bro he is the goat of goalkeepers

if Neuer or Casillas didn't exist

[nimble onyx]

I’ll tune in as well

Other ties are over

[noble fractal]

Well matches sre already over

[dense stag]

fumbles

[nimble onyx]

My Prem agenda is cooked

[sweet tree]

not a bad attempt from saka

[gloomy crest]

its not too far fetched to say thibaut courtois may be one of the best goalkeepers of our generation

[noble fractal]

the only open game rn is arsenal vs leverkursen

[sweet tree]

I think Arsenal will win here

[karmic anvil]

Vinicius is fully a give me freedom give me fire give me corrupt penalty or I retire player

[noble fractal]

lame and predictable

[karmic anvil]

Bro is ass

[gloomy crest]

are we watching the same match?, are u even watching the match?

[nimble onyx]

Honestly mate did you see us coming back 😭

[karmic anvil]

Nah lol

[simple seal]

https://tenor.com/view/penalti-real-madrid-penalti-para-el-real-madrid-madrid-gif-11211489964821952123

[noble fractal]

liverpool will humiliate itself at home too tommorow just watch

spurs aswell

[gloomy crest]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cucurella-hand

[sweet tree]

what a save from the Leverkusen keepwr

[gloomy crest]

is this what yall expected from the ref

[round sluice]

he's prob one of those ppl paid by Saudi Arabia to pretend Man City has fans

[gloomy crest]

ong 😭

[frail berry]

It’s gonna be so bad

[round sluice]

once you realize many ppl online ur talking to are paid actors everything makes a lot more sense

[frail berry]

We’re gonna score just to concede late so it’s a 2-1 agg loss

🙏

[karmic anvil]

Madrid fan saying this is crazy 😭😭😭

[nimble onyx]

Don’t engage

[sweet tree]

yeah that's ironic lol

you can be a fan of whoever you like

who cares honestly

[frail berry]

Damn psg up 2-0

🙂‍↕️

[simple seal]

Just fell to my knees

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-blade-runner2049-defeat-sad-disappointed-gif-17817916

[noble fractal]

we will judge however

[gloomy crest]

this is what man city fans expected would happen by changing their pfp to sunglasses and headphones

[nimble onyx]

It’s the hope that kills

[gloomy crest]

they were supposed to win the ucl 😔

[noble fractal]

Sporting sucked up all the remontadas

[nimble onyx]

Need Leverkusen to do something for me so atleast we all fall together

[noble fractal]

would be funny ngl

especially bc I don't see any english club winning tommorow

[gloomy crest]

i mean

tottenham....

[noble fractal]

u guys actually believe in spurs comeback

[frail berry]

spurs bounce back after than anfield draw

🗣️

[noble fractal]

I thought this was a joke

lmao

u know what sure

[gloomy crest]

anything could happen in football....

[gloomy crest]

[frail berry]

richarlison hatty tmrw make the bet

[noble fractal]

We play porto away on Thursday

the ref is anthony taylor so our europa run is already over

[gloomy crest]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cucurella-hand

[rustic ore]

Hefty price but I'm happy for Waddle, he's too talented to waste his prime on a rebuild team

[round sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/heung-min-son-korea-tottenham-gif-13919138

[gloomy crest]

arsenal 1-0

[round sluice]

im just glad Son got out of Tottenham in time and is enjoying life

[sweet tree]

EZE

WHAT A BANGER

dawg

[gloomy crest]

if only lucas vasquez wasnt injured, leverkusen would be up by 6 or sum idfk

[sweet tree]

he just smashed that one

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2034006356043186382

Tekkers Foot (@tekkersfoot)

🚨🇪🇺 EBERECHI EZE OPENS THE SCORING FOR ARSENAL! WHAT A FANTASTIC GOAL! 🤯
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FixupX · Mar 17, 2026, 8:37 PM

[gloomy crest]

what the hell was behind that shot, jesus

even the commentator losing his shit

[nimble onyx]

Cold cele

[gloomy crest]

exactly

[nimble onyx]

Funnily enough he scored as soon as I switched channels

Bernardo got a red when I was finally able to tune in...

[karmic anvil]

Shit guy finally scored

[dense stag]

Halaaaanddd

[nimble onyx]

Safe to say I'm not watching anymore games tonight

[nimble onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/highest-2-lowest-high-and-low-highest-to-lowest-high-%26-low-spike-lee-gif-3138238268380665043

Is there a chance?

[dense stag]

I told y'all I don't care about Madrid

10 vs 11 3 goals down

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/AaronWilson_NFL/status/2034006286266699844

Aaron Wilson (@AaronWilson_NFL)

#NFL suspended #Saints Beanie Bishop for three games

X · Mar 17, 2026, 8:37 PM

[noble fractal]

haaland realized he has to score again

bit late buddy

[gloomy crest]

when the fuck did city score my stream was like 10 mins back for a bit then skipped forward

[dense stag]

haaland scored a tap in

[gloomy crest]

my friend and i call him a tap in merchant whenever we see him as a joke cuz we saw a tiktok once, im glad he lives up to it

[dense stag]

yeah

he is not a tap in merchant

he is just an old school 9

imo

[gloomy crest]

im not complaining, in my opinion thats exactly what madrid are missing rn

an actual 0

9

joselu was just that

[dense stag]

Put Valverde as 9 and it's wraps

[gloomy crest]

genius

and it would actually work

[round sluice]

if real madrid have 1/2 a brain they just buy bruno over summer

[slow violet]

https://x.com/Novig/status/2033966611661795548?s=20

Novig (@Novig)

Dolphins 2026 WR group

X · Mar 17, 2026, 6:00 PM

[gloomy crest]

ruben dias was NOT going for the ball

[karmic anvil]

Nahhhh kusa booked because Vinicius was throws himself to the ground 😭😭

[dense stag]

bro is biased

and watches soccer

[gloomy crest]

deadass ragebait

😭

[dense stag]

not football

[gloomy crest]

im sad it took me this long to realize

[karmic anvil]

Madrid fans might be worse than United yaknow

[gloomy crest]

[dense stag]

well I won't be able to see the second half

but if Valverde does something

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/monke-uh-oh-stinky-uh-oh-stinky-monke-gif-18263597

[karmic anvil]

Controversial take but I think city are either going through or going out in the second half

[dense stag]

ping me saying: FEDERICOOOOOO 🇺🇾 🇺🇾 🇺🇾

[fleet orbit]

Malik Willis is so cooked bruh

[sweet tree]

gotta say Arsenal looked pretty dominant

[crude berry]

Wtf

[slow violet]

he never had a chance

[gloomy crest]

aight good night gang, if madrid lose i may not be waking up tomorrow

[round sluice]

almost like they're dominating the number #1 league in the world

[crude berry]

Bodo bottled 😭

[rustic lichen]

Bruh

[sweet tree]

they've put in a good shift as of now, they don't alway play the best football

[fleet orbit]

the dolphins have a dead cap number of like 175 million

[gloomy crest]

(not a single prem team won an international game last ucl week btw) good night

[rustic ore]

45 guaranteed for a career back up still throws be for a loop

[gloomy crest]

except aston villa i guess

europa league

[fleet orbit]

in his defense last year that’s probably a bracket group winner

[slow violet]

50 m for Tua not to be on a team for 2 years

100 m dead cap spread

[fleet orbit]

there’s a reason the dolphins haven’t won a playoff game in ages

[round sluice]

almost like they were playing with other leagues #1 s

[gloomy crest]

"best league in the world"

[round sluice]

u realize psg special cus a literal nation state own them so they got infinite cash. other than that, the other teams played alright in their matchups

[fleet orbit]

that being said i have a feeling the upsets will return this year

[tender hornet]

You are a genius

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/valverde-brain-meme-stupid-голова-болит-gif-6248631993543062896

Madrid is special cuz valverde

[tender hornet]

Doesn't help we've played about 2 games a week for the last month straight

[karmic anvil]

i try my best

[tender hornet]

But city were never winning today

[sweet tree]

3 goals in 45 mins with a man down, yeah that's not happening

[tender hornet]

Doku is about to shock the world

[crude berry]

[karmic anvil]

hopefully haaland actually remembers he's haaland in the second half

[tender hornet]

Tbf he's scored

[nimble onyx]

needs the ball to be played to him for that to happen

[tender hornet]

Feels like the team is allergic to passing to him sometimes

[karmic anvil]

would get the ball into him alot more if he decided to attack crosses and cutbacks instead of sitting himself marked at the back stick most attacks tbf

[crude berry]

How good has courtois been? All i heard was Thierry glazing him in the segment

[karmic anvil]

so many doku cutbacks are missed

[tender hornet]

Fucking phenomenal

This game and last week he's saved everything

I hate him so much

[round sluice]

number 1 goal keeper in the world and it's not even close

[crude berry]

I hope he retires... as a rival

[sweet tree]

yeah he's the best ngl

Neuer best I've seen

but Courtois is up there

[tender hornet]

I don't know what it's all about man, is it coaching? I've seen him attack those so many times and this season he's sitting back in the box for some reason

[sweet tree]

dude is a giraffe

[tender hornet]

Is he looking for headers or smth?

[crude berry]

I hope he retires soon 🙏

Madrid is too heavy to carry

[noble fractal]

Definitely not but it would probably the funniest event of this whole ucl if it did

[tender hornet]

I BELIEVE

[round sluice]

what they're saying courtois injured. bro jinxed it

[tender hornet]

WHAT

[karmic anvil]

He forgets we don’t have Kevin anymore I reckon

Only 1 man in history could consistently find him there

[noble fractal]

as hilarious as this outcome would be its near impossible

[tender hornet]

Let me have hope

[noble fractal]

sorry to dissapoint u😔

[tender hornet]

Legendary partnership

[frail berry]

he lunin on for courtois

[tender hornet]

Will be talked about for years to come

[crude berry]

Hold up

Courtois out??

There is hope!

[noble fractal]

lmao

[tender hornet]

Ohhh

[noble fractal]

city would have to score immediately

[crude berry]

[sweet tree]

courtois off

?

[tender hornet]

Just watch

[sweet tree]

[karmic anvil]

Couldn’t Madrid have subbed kinsky on instead

[crude berry]

Come on city

[tender hornet]

TRUST

[round sluice]

🤦‍♂️ vini

[noble fractal]

like if they score rn then madrid will get nervous

[tender hornet]

Let's put vinicous in goal 🙏

[karmic anvil]

Wait why do I see Nathan bloody ake

Pep man

Are we sure they subbed courtois off

[tender hornet]

Yes

HAALAND FUCKKKK

Damn it

[karmic anvil]

Stream behind I take it 😭😭

[round sluice]

if vini wasn't a bum real madrid would be like 7-1 by now

[tender hornet]

Paramount plus 😭

Worst streaming service I have ever had the misfortune of using

What is pep doing why are we playing with 5 in the back?

Getting no pressure

[sweet tree]

leverkusen starting to wake up

[nimble onyx]

too many

miss Sterling in times like those

[tender hornet]

Yo we've just accepted the loss what

No pressure

Just jogging around

[karmic anvil]

Streets won’t forget when he was competing with Messi for g/a in 2019

[nimble onyx]

good times

[nimble onyx]

Ake in

Yep its over

[tender hornet]

LET'S GO CITY

Fuck

Ok nvm 😭

[karmic anvil]

Erling off

[tender hornet]

Haaland injured?

[crude berry]

He was limping

[tender hornet]

Alright I mean marmoush isn't a slouch either

[round sluice]

marmoush isn't 3 goals good tho

[karmic anvil]

Just tell Omar we’re playing Newcastle

[crude berry]

Marmoush hatty incoming

[tender hornet]

I was gonna say this 💔

[crude berry]

[sweet tree]

decent gyok game

lol PSG scored the 3rd

[noble fractal]

chelshit conceded again

[sweet tree]

guess no one is watching

Mayulu

[tender hornet]

All eyes on city madrid ig

[sweet tree]

im peeping leverkusen

Rice goal

and that's probably game

out the box finish

[noble fractal]

good to know that im not missing out

[crude berry]

Haaland is not happy

[sweet tree]

slotted in the bottom corner

[nimble onyx]

8-2 🥀

[crude berry]

Time to come to barca, buddy

[nimble onyx]

Why are Leverkusen so bad

[sweet tree]

got flashbacks

thanks go d

[crude berry]

😭

[tender hornet]

How about we try shooting at the net instead of the fans

[noble fractal]

city is not scoring 3 bro

at most 1

or 2

[tender hornet]

I know

[sweet tree]

PSG just have shooters man

[tender hornet]

It's more fun to pretend we have a shot than sit there being sad

[karmic anvil]

Vinicius diving again I see

[sacred agate]

this is great

[tender hornet]

Ran into him on purpose 😭

[gloomy crest]

Fuck

[crude berry]

[gloomy crest]

The best gk in the world got injured

[frail berry]

that looked off

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2034017988404220281

vjedgyfox (@vjedgyfox)

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FixupX · Mar 17, 2026, 9:24 PM

[frail berry]

yea thats off

[crude berry]

How long is he out? Any news?