sports

[karmic anvil]

Madrid are genuinely a satanic institution. 2 attacks 2 goals 🤯

[gloomy crest]

ARE MY EYES DECEIVING ME

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2031830083774644708

Tekkers Foot (@tekkersfoot)

🚨🇪🇺 VALVERDE DOUBLES THE LEAD FOR REAL MADRID!
︀︀
︀︀Real Madrid 2-0 Manchester City.

**💬 1 🔁 8 ❤️ 63 **

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FixupX · Mar 11, 2026, 8:30 PM

[ripe yacht]

How tf has this happened then lmao

[sweet tree]

I had a feeling city was gonna meltdown

[noble fractal]

no city's defense is just bad

[ripe yacht]

😭

[nimble onyx]

Might have to pull Nico here

[solid dagger]

Who would Pep sub in? Gvardiol?

[karmic anvil]

Poor ragebait

[nimble onyx]

Ait Nouri

[noble fractal]

himself

[solid dagger]

I completely forgot about him ngl

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2031829291709747514

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Former Jets WR John Metchie is signing a one-year deal with the Carolina Panthers, per @WinSportsGroup.

X · Mar 11, 2026, 8:27 PM

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2031830175671808302

KinG £ (@xKGx__)

🚨 MALO GUSTO SCORES FOR CHELSEA VS PSG 🔥🔥

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FixupX · Mar 11, 2026, 8:30 PM

nah that PSG keeper

not a good stop

[solid dagger]

Every time I see a PSG keeper I feel good

[round sluice]

city defense been mid this year, y arsenal finally having their year

[noble fractal]

Bodooo

[solid dagger]

That's what you get for not wanting to renew Donnarumma lol

[noble fractal]

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/mzenitz/status/2031828116125933862

Matt Zenitz (@mzenitz)

The #Commanders aren’t tendering running back Chris Rodriguez and he’ll now become a free agent, sources tell @CBSSports.

Becomes one of the top available running backs. The 26-year old finished last season with 500 yards and six touchdowns in 13 games. Made seven starts.

X · Mar 11, 2026, 8:22 PM

[solid dagger]

THE DREAM IS ON

[sweet tree]

LFGGGGG

[ripe yacht]

Can’t believe they didn’t give donarumma the bag lol

[sweet tree]

bodo nation

[ripe yacht]

Bodo vs gala final is on then

[sweet tree]

it's their fault

[nimble onyx]

Not like he’s doing any better atm

[sweet tree]

PSG of all teams cheaping out

[crude berry]

They need to pay mbappe 😭

[noble fractal]

they are short on oil money rn

thwy own mbappe like a cpl of millions

not a billion

[ripe yacht]

Got a cubs grand slam noti and my heart skipped a beat

💀

[dim ledge]

I'm sure the Spanish fascist party won't mind donating some funds to their beloved club

[round sluice]

psg is predictable. once u win, u lose motivation. y bayern never win champions league, they too used to sleep winning their league so they on holiday by late champions league

[sweet tree]

they still look fine rn

[trail crown]

crazy to say they never win Cl lol

[sweet tree]

only declined at the keeper position but PSG still plays well enough

[ripe yacht]

Makes sense ngl, especially since they won a treble

What else is there to prove

[nimble onyx]

Doku triple team is mad

[dim ledge]

Almost as if they have no idea what they're talking about

Wie schade....

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2031831698107703467 @fleet orbit

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Former Browns first-round pick, OT Jedrick Wills Jr., is signing a one-year deal with the Chicago Bears, per source.

X · Mar 11, 2026, 8:36 PM

[sweet tree]

DMEBZOUZZZZ

Omgff

[rustic ore]

Sneaky good signing

[sweet tree]

WHAT A COUNTER

Psg 2-1

lovely play from Doue there

[desert palm]

2-1 Canada Cuba scored, but They get out of the inning

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/TomPelissero/status/2031832584620011563

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

Former Titans CB Darrell Baker is signing a one-year deal with the Dolphins, per agents Kevin Conner and Robert Brown of @UniSportsMgmt

X · Mar 11, 2026, 8:40 PM

[sweet tree]

dembele only turns up at the start of the year

[ripe yacht]

All English teams getting eliminated then

[desert palm]

Cal Quantrill, 5 Innings, 2 Hits,1 Walk, 1 ER, 5 K’s.
Ain’t to shabby.
Canada needs to score more runs and the bullpen need to hold down the fort

[round sluice]

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2031833323035586618

Tekkers Foot (@tekkersfoot)

🚨🇪🇺 OUSMANE DEMBELE HAS GIVEN PSG THE LEAD! WHAT A GOAL!
︀︀
︀︀PSG 2-1 Chelsea.

**💬 4 🔁 10 ❤️ 47 👁️ 767 **

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FixupX · Mar 11, 2026, 8:43 PM

[noble fractal]

Valverde hattrick

bruh

[sweet tree]

NO WAY

[crude berry]

Dembouz 🔥

[sweet tree]

NO SHOT BRO

[sweet tree]

he deadly in open space

and he can finish now lol

[noble fractal]

I bet mbappe is seething rn

[sweet tree]

how is this real lol

[crude berry]

Where was this version of dembouz during Barcelona

Lol

[ripe yacht]

HOW TF

[crude berry]

Lmao I called it

[gloomy crest]

A MIRACLE

[sweet tree]

drug test valverde

[round sluice]

mbappe wants to win the champions league y would he hate

[gloomy crest]

IM WITNESSING A MIRACLE

[ripe yacht]

Bro this is a weak Madrid team

😭

[karmic anvil]

Should come back for a foul on khusanov but they won’t as it’s Madrid

[crude berry]

Valverde cooking bro

[sweet tree]

has fede ever scored a hatty?

[crude berry]

[round sluice]

this is an extra weak man shitty team

[noble fractal]

bc he is no longer needed

[sweet tree]

bro they're both 2nd in the league

[noble fractal]

[sweet tree]

mfs

[robust grotto]

Talking about PSG?

[sweet tree]

madrid have brahim in the line up

how are they winning lol

[noble fractal]

just have valverde upfront now

Mbappe is cursed anyways

[sweet tree]

city vs madrid

[nimble onyx]

Valverde has never been this good

[robust grotto]

Gotcha

[round sluice]

7 points behind and Arsenal are a bunch of bottlers who can't handle pressure (cus they havn't won for ages). if Arsenal were slightly good with pressure they'd be like 12 points ahead by now

[nimble onyx]

Hate this club

[sweet tree]

it's a legacy game for him

[sacred burrow]

waking up to valverde hat trick what the fuck

[crude berry]

He has always been clutch but never this good lol

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2031834116753093088

Tekkers Foot (@tekkersfoot)

🚨🇪🇺 VALVERDE HAS MADE IT THREE FOR REAL MADRID! HAT-TRICK!
︀︀
︀︀Real Madrid 3-0 Manchester City.

**💬 24 🔁 47 ❤️ 296 👁️ 1.5K **

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FixupX · Mar 11, 2026, 8:46 PM

[round sluice]

yh man guy who scored like x3 more than Yamal the problem

[crude berry]

Hate watch over

[ripe yacht]

How is this gimmick actually working wtf https://fixupx.com/touchlinex/status/2031684700700320179?s=46

The Touchline | 𝐓 (@TouchlineX)

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Real Madrid are closing the roof of the Bernabeu for the game against Manchester City tonight.

**💬 971 🔁 886 ❤️ 11.6K 👁️ 1.01M **

FixupX · Mar 11, 2026, 10:52 AM

[round sluice]

actually pointless to defend mbappe in a chat full of larca fans

[crude berry]

😭

[sweet tree]

lol I like Mbappe

i also like Vini as a Barça fan

just don't like the club

[ripe yacht]

There’s like 2 Barca fans in this chat rn lol

[round sluice]

vini is the problem at madrid is all i'll say

[sweet tree]

ehhh

[noble fractal]

Tell that to his UCL trophy cabinet

[sweet tree]

2 of those goals came from his side lol

[noble fractal]

I'm not a barca fan lmao

[round sluice]

man shitty gona get relegated to the championship

[gloomy crest]

Nah

[sweet tree]

kuina you say some random ass stuff

[noble fractal]

talking to u is like holding a carrot in front of a horse's face to get it to start running

[ripe yacht]

Pep subs on cherki and the game changes

[gloomy crest]

Rn vini has been in good form the past few games and the last 2 goals were literally started from the left wing

[noble fractal]

he should

they need changes

[dim kettle]

3-1 Canada.

[sweet tree]

yeah he's proven himself already, he performs well in UCL

[noble fractal]

like at least 3 immediate changes

[desert palm]

@ripe yacht @rustic mountain @plush jungle

TEAM CANADA SCORED AGAIN 3-1!

[nimble onyx]

Marmoush and him should’ve started

[sweet tree]

City just need to get a goal or 2

[sweet tree]

it's still salvageable

[nimble onyx]

Not sure what he was thinking putting Semenyo in the middle

[round sluice]

just hate man city and pep. tiktok been saying they finally gona get punished for their fraud and get relegated. so i been 🙏 for the day it

[gloomy crest]

Is it too early to say im naming my child federico valverde

[noble fractal]

is marmoush currently really that mich. etter than haaland? I k ow haaland has been ghosting but idk how marmoush has been doing

[ripe yacht]

Literally change the formation wtf even is this

[nimble onyx]

I’m sure we can come back we just made it much more difficult than it needed to be

[round sluice]

haaland is a legend though*. seems like a really nice guy

[noble fractal]

what is pep cooking lmao

[nimble onyx]

Experimenting at the Bernabeu man

[noble fractal]

Haaland plazs well for about 3 months and then just stops

[fleet orbit]

solid

[nimble onyx]

Can’t make this shit up

[ripe yacht]

Reindeers and cherki change the game

[noble fractal]

2 goals would be enough for city

[nimble onyx]

Not Reijnders

Cherki and Marmoush

[noble fractal]

winning with an extra goal at home is manageable

[ripe yacht]

Bernardo and Rodri pivot then eh

[nimble onyx]

Maybe Nico G then

[ripe yacht]

No way this is a real stat https://x.com/asensii20/status/2031828249240580475?s=46

َ (@Asensii20)

THIBAUT COURTOIS HAS MORE UCL KO ASSISTS THAN PEDRI 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

X · Mar 11, 2026, 8:22 PM

[dim kettle]

Now it's 5-1 Canada.

[ripe yacht]

5-1

HOLY

[desert palm]

BASE HIT BY LOPEZ

https://tenor.com/view/yandy-diaz-rays-tampa-bay-rays-rays-risp-risp-gif-17915277

[desert palm]

@ripe yacht @rustic mountain @plush jungle

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/2031837374481641653?s=46&t=p7cGuHvykKWdHLCLT_54_A @finite nimbus

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

From Minnesota to Green Bay: Former Vikings DT Javon Hargrave reached agreement today on a 2-year deal for $23 million, including $13 million this year with the Packers, per Drew Rosenhaus.

X · Mar 11, 2026, 8:59 PM

[gloomy crest]

[round sluice]

valverde like 'tired of playing vs man shitty over n over again, let's end things quick this year'

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/JFowlerESPN/status/2031837530589368326 @smoky fable

Jeremy Fowler (@JFowlerESPN)

Safety Andrew Wingard is headed to the Arizona Cardinals on a one-year, $3M base deal with $4M max value, per source.

@deweywingard, who started at safety for Jacksonville last year, is off to the desert.

X · Mar 11, 2026, 8:59 PM

[ripe yacht]

Fran on advantage city

[sweet tree]

marmoush should be subbed in

[amber grove]

Canada seems to be moving on! @desert palm

[noble fractal]

only one sub for city

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/AaronWilson_NFL/status/2031837581243982112

Aaron Wilson (@AaronWilson_NFL)

#Texans officially released defensive tackle Mario Edwards Jr (failed physical designation), recovering from torn pec @KPRC2

X · Mar 11, 2026, 9:00 PM

[noble fractal]

smh pep

[amber grove]

Another bum for us to sign!

[crude berry]

Holy wtf

Almost conceded lol

[sweet tree]

just realized Bodo made it 2-0

[crude berry]

😭

[sweet tree]

[marsh olive]

deadass making it to the final

[sweet tree]

I believe if they go through they will have to play Chelsea or PSG

[desert palm]

So unexpected too

[sweet tree]

no wait

[ripe yacht]

Chelsea

[sweet tree]

Arsenal and Leverkusen

[amber grove]

Didn't even need Freddie

[ripe yacht]

Oh you meant next round

[desert palm]

https://x.com/shawn_spradling/status/2031833859642314905?s=46

score is now 5-1 but this is still the situation

Shawn Spradling (@Shawn_Spradling)

🇨🇦Canada has never made it out of WBC pool play

🇨🇺Cuba has never been eliminated in WBC pool play

Canada is leading Cuba 2-1 in the 6th.

X · Mar 11, 2026, 8:45 PM

[noble fractal]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2031815463894749193

EPL Bible (@EPLBible)

Arsenal just got a penalty for 0 contact…
︀︀
︀︀Unbelievable 😳

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FxTwitter · Mar 11, 2026, 7:32 PM

in what universe is that a pen

[ripe yacht]

If bodo somehow eliminates arsenal might have to get a shirt

[noble fractal]

real

this is is shameless

[crude berry]

😂

[ripe yacht]

Apparently he clipped Madueke’s ankle

[noble fractal]

where

😭

[ripe yacht]

Idk lol it’s a robbery for sure 😭

[crude berry]

Bro city are crossing to ghosts

😭

[noble fractal]

cringe

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/JFowlerESPN/status/2031838944095002886

Jeremy Fowler (@JFowlerESPN)

Former Titans center Corey Levin is signing with the Falcons on a one-year deal, per source. Reunites with OL coach Bill Callahan, who was with him at Tennessee last year.

Levin spent six years with the Titans.

X · Mar 11, 2026, 9:05 PM

[rustic mountain]

Oh for sure, I am hella happy. Dude is an All Pro safety

[smoky fable]

Safety depth

[noble fractal]

Vini pen

[sweet tree]

City are done

[crude berry]

Lmao

[sweet tree]

nah that's sad

[crude berry]

Its over

[noble fractal]

lame

[sweet tree]

yeah if he scores it might be done

[noble fractal]

time to watch bodo

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/Schultz_Report/status/2031840443617481166

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report)

Sources: The #Jaguars are signing former #Commanders RB Chris Rodriguez Jr.

Rodriguez had 920 yards rushing and 10 TDs during his time in Washington.

X · Mar 11, 2026, 9:11 PM

[sweet tree]

Goodluck to him

[ripe yacht]

Pen

[karmic anvil]

No var?

[ripe yacht]

Oh damn my stream is behind

lol

[karmic anvil]

Clear dive that

[desert palm]

Cuba Scores a run

[noble fractal]

HE MISSED

ahahhaha

[crude berry]

😭

Lmao

[desert palm]

5-2, one out runners on first and third

[ripe yacht]

NO WAY LOL

[crude berry]

I am behind too

[noble fractal]

city needs to turn the game rn

pls

[sweet tree]

Vini on pens...

[karmic anvil]

Ball don’t lie

[sweet tree]

honestly I don't think his percentage is that great

[round sluice]

🤦‍♂️ y would Valverde not take the penalty

[ripe yacht]

Alr has his hatty

[sweet tree]

ENZO 2-2

[desert palm]

Big K

[sweet tree]

yall need to peep this game instead

[noble fractal]

he gave vini a chance to do smth and he chocked

[desert palm]

2 outs runners on first and third

[ripe yacht]

I’m watching 3 games at the same time rn lol

[crude berry]

Neto cooked

[noble fractal]

chelsea scored

[sweet tree]

Neto to Enzo, came from a Doue give away

[round sluice]

chelsea also suck this year too btw. imagine if man united were in the CL right now :shook:

[crude berry]

😭

[ripe yacht]

Would’ve won the whole thing

[crude berry]

😭

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2031842185176396136

vjedgyfox (@vjedgyfox)

FixupX · Mar 11, 2026, 9:18 PM

[karmic anvil]

A valverde hatrick is the football equivalent of the bam 83 point game 😭

[marsh olive]

it'd deadass be like if Valverde scored two hat tricks

[ripe yacht]

Bases loaded

[crude berry]

City 💀

[simple seal]

Classic Madrid playing like shit in the league and then suddenly becoming gods at the UCL lmao

https://tenor.com/view/cm-punk-bald-fraud-wwe-wwe-raw-dwayne-johnson-gif-14872973915690736885

[ripe yacht]

This is genuinely black magic

Lose to getafe but beat city

[crude berry]

And get eliminated by an unlikely opp

[desert palm]

Canada gets out of the jam again!

5-2

[round sluice]

getafe are super defensive. CL no cowards cus everybody big team

[sweet tree]

good game from neves

[round sluice]

really annoyed though, as soon as i saw the penalty, i was thinking if Vini took it he was gona miss. still like 10% chance man city could get a miracle at 3-0

[crude berry]

Rare rudiger w

[karmic anvil]

Can we at least score 1 tonight so I can have any sort of reason to waste my Tuesday evening next week 😭

[crude berry]

[amber grove]

Another bum

Almost impressive we don't have one quality signing and have made like 7 signings

[noble fractal]

BODO GOAL

i can't believe it

[sweet tree]

what is neto on

sporting down 3-0 lol

[noble fractal]

arsenal spanking next pls

[crude berry]

Courtois man

[sweet tree]

Vitinha

its 3-2 for PSG

[crude berry]

This dude is a hack

[karmic anvil]

Grow up courtois, no one’s impressed mate

[dim ledge]

https://bskye.app/profile/mattbarrows.bsky.social/post/3mgsrsfikik2u

[sweet tree]

that's a beautiful lob from Vitinha

but big mistake from Chelsea

[rustic ore]

@rustic lichen La Canfora crashing out

[noble fractal]

did chelsea sell the game

[dim ledge]

@proud coyote @plush jungle

[full sonnet]

Dude saving his incompetent team

[sweet tree]

keeper gave it away

[noble fractal]

are prem keepers all getting paid off

[crude berry]

Bro will be playing until his 50s at this rate

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2031846440842985767

Tekkers Foot (@tekkersfoot)

🚨🇪🇺 VITINHA HAS GIVEN PSG THE LEAD!
︀︀
︀︀PSG 3-2 Chelsea.

**🔁 8 ❤️ 29 👁️ 103 **

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FixupX · Mar 11, 2026, 9:35 PM

[full sonnet]

Vini really fell off man

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/2031845947496366514

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

The #Texans are signing former #Saints TE Foster Moreau, source said, adding depth to the TE room. He leaves New Orleans after three seasons.

X · Mar 11, 2026, 9:33 PM

[sweet tree]

he's just not that good on pens lol

[full sonnet]

Which is weird why he insists on taking them

Bellingham and Valverde should be ahead of him in that area not just Mbappe

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/MikeGarafolo/status/2031846872738943059 @hasty mesa @high storm FATTEST L of the Harbaugh era

Mike Garafolo (@MikeGarafolo)

Evan Neal back to the #Giants.

X · Mar 11, 2026, 9:36 PM

[hasty mesa]

We just resigned Evan Neal

@robust grotto @torn gale

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2031846459667034369

sanandreaskingsz (@TGZ0005)

**👁️ 6 **

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FixupX · Mar 11, 2026, 9:35 PM

blurry ahh vid

[ripe yacht]

90% of their team are just local lads lol

[sweet tree]

yeah that's the cool thing

there's like 1 player who's not Norwegian I believe in the xi

[ripe yacht]

Yeah it’s their striker

Hopefully they go far, they’re mad fun to watch

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/shia-labeouf-clapping-theatre-gif-15313749163340250467

Masterpiece

Muk is having war flashbacks already

[sweet tree]

KVARAAAAA

OMGGGG

BANGER

@hasty basin

4-2 PSG

[proud coyote]

Makes sense

[noble fractal]

Lhelsea

[hasty basin]

WTFBKVARAAA

WHAT A

PLAYER

[crude berry]

What a goal

Sheesh

[hasty basin]

We are blessed

[sweet tree]

kvara has such a nice shot man

wowwww

BOMBA

[ripe yacht]

4-2

Chels sold

[sweet tree]

the front 3 scored

well outside of doue but he played well

[desert palm]

Legit Canada’s Bullpen is playing with 🔥 every inning

[hasty basin]

Oh my lawd Kvara

[desert palm]

Still 5-2 though going into the Top of the 8th

[ripe yacht]

We need to score more asap lol

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2031849337018270108

Tekkers Foot (@tekkersfoot)

🚨🇪🇺 KVARATSKHELIA HAS MADE IT FOUR FOR PSG! WHAT A FANTASTIC GOAL! 🤯
︀︀
︀︀PSG 4-2 Chelsea.

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FixupX · Mar 11, 2026, 9:46 PM

[noble fractal]

only satisfying result was bodo

[desert palm]

3 runs is a decent amount but at the same it is close enough that anything could happen

[noble fractal]

entire prem is shit

[full sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/zidane-confused-reaction-champions-league-gif-11552616

[desert palm]

And GIPD…….

[crude berry]

Lol why even sub in garnacho at this min

[hasty mesa]

Bro

[ripe yacht]

He might genuinely be the best option they have to score a late brace

[sweet tree]

5-2

offside nvm

[ripe yacht]

Nvm

[sweet tree]

[crude berry]

[crude berry]

😂

[sweet tree]

fight fight fight

[noble fractal]

neto pushed a ball boy

[ripe yacht]

[sweet tree]

I guess they pushed the ball boy

[noble fractal]

if he got injured he is getting a red

[sweet tree]

yeah

[crude berry]

😭

[ripe yacht]

6-2

[desert palm]

@ripe yacht “IM CALLING BOTH GAMES”

[sweet tree]

lol Neto should've gotten a card there

[desert palm]

6-2 Canada

[noble fractal]

yeah

wtf

[sweet tree]

yellow minimum but whatever

[noble fractal]

Premier league the real farmers league

goal psg

[hasty basin]

KVARA

[sweet tree]

KVARAAAA

[ripe yacht]

This is actually crazy

[sweet tree]

5-2

[ripe yacht]

Are we washed as a league

[sweet tree]

nah crazy ending

[ripe yacht]

😭

[crude berry]

[sweet tree]

what a play from Vitinha and Hakimi

[desert palm]

@ripe yacht

Experiencing happiness and sadness at the same time lololol

Very rare to happen to somebody

[hasty basin]

3 G/A off the bench

THAT IS MY BOY

[ripe yacht]

Happens every week when you support united lol 😅

[hasty basin]

I CAPTAINED HIM IN UCL FANTASY

I BELIEVED IN HIM

[noble fractal]

At this point only arsenal and maybe liverpool will move to the next round

and thats still questionable

[desert palm]

So there’s always another team that’s making you happy whenever United sucks lol

[sweet tree]

I think all the games were decided today lol

[karmic anvil]

Borderline sackable offence by pep tonight, holding 3 to this madrid is crazy let alone the fat Madrid were awful tonight too 🥲

[sweet tree]

except Arsenal Leverkusen

[round sluice]

chelsea 19 points behind premier league #1. chill

[ripe yacht]

Robbery can’t believe they got away with that

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2031851406269763947

vjedgyfox (@vjedgyfox)

**👁️ 4 **

▶ Play video

FixupX · Mar 11, 2026, 9:54 PM

[hasty basin]

Everyone else stank but I DO NOT CARE

[noble fractal]

arsenal will either dominate leverkursen at home or shit itself so hard, they will still be talking about the fumble in years feom now

[round sluice]

arsenal will win quadruple or they'll win nothing

[crude berry]

Latter

[noble fractal]

City is doing poor sadly

[sweet tree]

erling in these kind of games...

[hasty basin]

He bagged vs rma before

[sweet tree]

yeah I think he did actually

just seems to be poor form atm

[noble fractal]

they are the only hope of stopping arsenal feom winning the league and they suck rn

[sweet tree]

PSG and Bayern look like the best teams from that bracket

[hasty basin]

I swear every PSG winger performs off the bench

Somehow always happens

[sweet tree]

could maybe be the semis game

can't write off madrid either since it's their tournament, think Bayern is a level above

[round sluice]

ur forgetting Bodo

[noble fractal]

Gala, psg , madrid and bayern

[hasty basin]

I believed in Bodo this match for sure

[desert palm]

@ripe yacht @rustic mountain @plush jungle

Paxton goes 123,
3 MORE OUTS FOR CANADA!

[hasty basin]

I got one of their players

[noble fractal]

just nuke the entire thing

[hasty basin]

Sporting isn't that good either

[noble fractal]

ucl is overrated

only bodo glimt cam save us 💛 🖤

[rustic lichen]

There’s some truth in this tbh

The fanbase is tired of DeCosta

[smoky fable]

Just let me know the Italy result for the US. Want to see if they actually blew this opportunity

[ripe yacht]

Need both of them to lock in and eliminate the US 😭

[desert palm]

Unless I’m mistaken, Canada plays against USA

If Canada wins and USA does advance

[sweet tree]

how bad were the brits

[ripe yacht]

Yeah def need Mexico to win by 4 then

[desert palm]

Or Italy wins in general I think that could also cause USA to play against Canada

7-2

Canada!

[ripe yacht]

https://fixupx.com/underdogmlb/status/2031594897208119467?s=46

Underdog MLB (@UnderdogMLB)

Pool B scenarios ahead of Italy vs. Mexico on Wednesday:
︀︀
︀︀1. Italy wins = Italy, USA advance
︀︀
︀︀2. Mexico wins + scores 5+ runs = Mexico, USA advance
︀︀
︀︀3. Mexico wins + scores 4 or fewer runs = Mexico, Italy advance

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FixupX · Mar 11, 2026, 4:55 AM

[desert palm]

@ripe yacht @rustic mountain @plush jungle

[desert palm]

The only thing I don’t know about scenario 2 is who gets to officially win the pool

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2031846463634894876

B (@utdbrxy)

bremya league keepers showing solidarity with kinksy

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FixupX · Mar 11, 2026, 9:35 PM

[desert palm]

@ripe yacht @rustic mountain @plush jungle

BOTTOM OF THE 9TH

CANADA ONLY NEEDS 3 MORE OUTS

WITH A 5 RUN LEAD

TO CHANGE HISTORY!

1 OUT

[ripe yacht]

Just 2 more

[desert palm]

2 OUTS

@ripe yacht @rustic mountain @plush jungle

3 OUTS CANADA WINS!

FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER CANADA WILL ADVANCE TO THE KNOCKOUT STAGE!

[amber grove]

Cuba out!

[ripe yacht]

LETS GOOO

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/2031860288618655965

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

It's a third-round pick going back to the #Cowboys.

X · Mar 11, 2026, 10:30 PM

@dim ledge @proud coyote

https://x.com/TomPelissero/status/2031859955989397863

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

Trade! The Cowboys are sending DT Osa Odighizuwa to the 49ers, sources tell me, @RapSheet and @SlaterNFL.

X · Mar 11, 2026, 10:28 PM

I don’t know why Dallas did this

https://x.com/MikeGarafolo/status/2031861788422164805

Mike Garafolo (@MikeGarafolo)

The #49ers give up No. 92 in the third round but have four fourth-round picks (127, 133, 138 and 139) so they have ammo to get back into the third if they desire.

X · Mar 11, 2026, 10:36 PM

[dim ledge]

Good player?

[smoky fable]

Yeah he’s solid

[proud coyote]

Wow this complicates our cap situation

We can cut him after this year though for 0 dead money

or restructure

Cowboys paid his bonus already so it’s actually great for us

[dim ledge]

So not a problem?

[modest totem]

BRADLEY CHUBB TO THE BILLS

8.5 sacks and 2 FF last year

[silk thistle]

I'm not crazy about it as a Bills fan but he's a 3-4 OLB

the new DC Leonard runs a 3-4 scheme

[modest totem]

You like the Bills? 🥹

[full sonnet]

And this is without Freddy freeman

[silk thistle]

Buffalo NY born and raised

I bleed Buffalo Sports

[modest totem]

Finally another Buffalo Bills fan 🙌🏽

[silk thistle]

[desert palm]

VINNIE PAQ HOMER

[dim ledge]

@proud coyote specifically

I'm not salary brained enough to understand

But

[amber grove]

BERTI

ITALY UP 2-0

[sweet tree]

p interesting

[fleet orbit]

i hope DJ cooks for yall as a proud bears fan

like seriously i hope josh allen and dj moore do great besides against us

[sweet tree]

might need to drop old man lewa

[desert palm]

Why couldn’t he do that in the Bronx? (besides 1 time)

[silk thistle]

Bears and Bills could be week 1

maybe week 2

[fleet orbit]

i wouldn’t hate it ! i’d share a drink with bills mafia

[silk thistle]

Chicago market + Bills are TV ratings darlings

[fleet orbit]

plus caleb williams and josh allen piss missles ? who says no?

i wish nothing for the best for dj if he wants to be a clear wr1 at his age that’s his right !

[robust grotto]

Love it

[rustic ore]

https://fixupx.com/mysportsupdate/status/2031875953928888665?s=46

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

The #Colts have signed former #Chiefs DT Derrick Nnadi, per his agents @_SportsTrust.

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FixupX · Mar 11, 2026, 11:32 PM

[sacred kite]

Bro…

[fleet orbit]

eagles year 1 saquon

https://tenor.com/view/mets-baseball-homerun-gif-12571819431418851501

[amber grove]

3-0 ITALY

SOME SMALL BALL

[ripe yacht]

They score 1 more and us is through right

Also how https://fixupx.com/xgphilosophy/status/2031851956537372873?s=46

The xG Philosophy (@xGPhilosophy)

PSG (0.98) 5-2 (1.73) Chelsea

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FixupX · Mar 11, 2026, 9:57 PM

[amber grove]

5-0 ITALY

USA SHOULD BE MOVING ON

[ripe yacht]

Fark US vs Canada it is then

[amber grove]

Time to destroy the bums up north in our sport

Show them how to own your own sport

[ripe yacht]

We’ll return the favor you mean

Lowkey if we win that might be worse than us losing to you in hockey

[amber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-meme-pepe-frog-gif-26117735

[desert palm]

BARRING EXTRA INNINGS USA IS IN!!!!!!!!

[sweet tree]

just insanely clinical though I thought the xg would've been higher for PSG

[amber grove]

Build Aaron Nola a statue

[sweet tree]

when are QFs

[sacred kite]

Genuinely unforgettable

[amber grove]

Mexico will be eliminated from the Olympics with this loss as well this keeps getting better

[sacred kite]

Nola was dealing??? Even year Nola is here???

[fleet orbit]

there’s a reason workhorse backs are in high demand there’s very few of them

[sacred kite]

Made it past the Toyota Rav 4th inning Nola???

[sacred kite]

Yeah RB by committee will be the move for now but man when you get a true workhouse…

[fleet orbit]

RB by committee is the way going forward imo

[amber grove]

No one deserves this more than Alex Thomas and especially the softest player in baseball Randy Arozerena

NOLA 5 SHUTOUT INNINGS

Way to shove Aaron

[desert palm]

@sacred kite AARON NOLA WITH 5 CLEAN INNINGS!!!!!!!

Italy is up 5-0!!!!!!
Top of the 6th!!!!!!

https://x.com/jonheyman/status/2031891894754508914?s=46

Jon Heyman (@JonHeyman)

Aaron Nola is a hero for Italy. And Team USA. (And probably MLB)

X · Mar 12, 2026, 12:35 AM

6-0!!!

[amber grove]

6-0

PAQQQQQQQ

[desert palm]

Italy

[amber grove]

SASQUATCH AGAIN

LFG

[sacred kite]

WHERE WAS THIS ALL OF LAST YEAR

[smoky fable]

Alek Thomas getting strays

[amber grove]

7-0 🇮🇹

[open lion]

https://x.com/i/status/2031828359970472435

zay dante (@zaydante)

can yall be fr😭😭😭

▶ Play video

X · Mar 11, 2026, 8:23 PM

Hala Madrid Y Nada Mas

[vast wigeon]

BRUH HOLD ON

[amber grove]

7-1 🇮🇹

[vast wigeon]

@open lion https://youtu.be/m4gTlZRMYlM?si=32UbXYtixDBFB2Dx

[open lion]

https://x.com/i/status/2031562412155883640

kordell (@lledrook)

jayson tatum would’ve subbed himself out at 81 and texted kobe

X · Mar 11, 2026, 2:46 AM

[vast wigeon]

LMAOOOO

[amber grove]

3 HOMERS FOR VINNIE

[dim kettle]

8-1

[desert palm]

Woaooooah

vinnnny

https://x.com/francysromerofr/status/2031905959535100160?s=46

Francys Romero (@francysromeroFR)

HISTORY:

Vinnie Pasquantino 🇮🇹 becomes the first player with 3 home runs in a single World Baseball Classic game.

X · Mar 12, 2026, 1:31 AM

[dim kettle]

9-1

[amber grove]

This is beautiful

Randy sitting around in left thinking "but but but Cal didn't shake my hand"

[dim kettle]

May the pasta be with you!

[desert palm]

WOOOAH

[sacred kite]

Randy going to his hotel and punching holes in the wall

[amber grove]

Itll be punishment enough to have to go play for the worst franchise in baseball

[dim kettle]

https://youtu.be/3HznHtgV8vQ

[sacred kite]

Bruh Jihaad Campbell is gonna miss most of the offseason with a shoulder injury

[desert palm]

THE POWER OF NESPRESSO

[fleet orbit]

liberty lost ?!!! @weak gull

https://tenor.com/view/vletter-gif-13562898602144577972

[desert palm]

BOOOO

They walked Vinny

[amber grove]

BUENAS NOCHES MEXICO Y RANDY TRASHARENA

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/JeffPassan/status/2031917443598172423?s=20

Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan)

FINAL: Italy 9, Mexico 1

Team USA officially advances to the WBC quarterfinals and will face Canada on Friday. Italy, which carved through Pool B, will take on Puerto Rico on Saturday. Excellent baseball ahead in Houston before the semis and finals in Miami from March 15-17.

X · Mar 12, 2026, 2:17 AM

[amber grove]

Mexico and Israel out I fucking love this tournament

[hollow maple]

Explota mexico

Help

[hollow maple]

?

[desert palm]

USA IS IN

ITALY GOES 4-0

@dim kettle @amber grove @smoky fable @plush jungle @rustic mountain @ripe yacht

CANADA VS USA QUARTERFINALS!!!!!!!

[dim kettle]

Get ready to manage them.

[desert palm]

Lolol

4D Chess by Derosa to create USA vs CANADA HYPE

[trim timber]

I wouldn't say that, considering how he quickly readily admitted to not understanding the rules

[rustic ore]

Bane is a bad, bad man 🥹

[smoky fable]

In a lot of ways

[smoky fable]

Everyone is unified in saying how shit Derosa is

They may squabble regarding team rivalries

But they come together to dunk on this man

[placid latch]

Nuggets vs rockets

[fleet orbit]

alright now that i got some one piece live action in me im gonna watch rockets nuggets

[placid latch]

It's live on YouTube for our country

Lmao

[smoky fable]

how was that

[fleet orbit]

i’m 5 episodes in and tbh it’s somehow even better than season 1

[smoky fable]

that's good

[fleet orbit]

and no i didn’t become a fan cuz of it ive been a one piece fan since 2014

[placid latch]

Murray hitting tuff middies as usual

[sweet tree]

2015 for me lol

still need to watch OPLA

[placid latch]

Hardaway is such a good shooter but always misses this layups

Good game so far

Braun with the step back 3 to end the 2 nd quarter

[desert palm]

https://x.com/talkinbaseball_/status/2031931502036987906?s=46

Talkin' Baseball (@TalkinBaseball_)

The WBC quarterfinal bracket is set!

X · Mar 12, 2026, 3:13 AM

[rustic ore]

https://fixvx.com/CrosbyMaxx/status/2031933673084449048

Maxx Crosby (@CrosbyMaxx)

Everything Happens For A Reason. Believe Nothing You Hear & Half Of What You See. Im A Raider. I’m Back. Run That Sh*t. 🦅🏴‍☠️

vxTwitter / fixvx • GIF · Mar 12, 2026, 3:21 AM

Until they trade him again

[rustic lichen]

Bro has every word capitalized

Performative ass response

[rustic ore]

Maybe he has autism

(This is only partially a mean-spirited joke)

[placid latch]

129-93 Denver wins against #3 rockets

@rancid thicket

@fleet orbit

We finally broke this losing game streak satisfactorily

[rustic lichen]

No way we had the cap space to do this shit

Eric DeCosta is just making us look worse and worse bro

[amber grove]

Hes tryna save face

[fading tangle]

YO

someone plays volleyball here

I started like a few months ago

just looking for tips

[rancid thicket]

grats mate

@placid latch @fleet orbit
wild wild west

[rustic ore]

Might just be me but I'm a bit sad seeing how the Kings fell back into mediocrity when just a few seasons ago it seemed like they might be building something

[proud coyote]

they made some of the worst trades possible for their team construction

and their current coach is hilariously bad

they're going to be bad for a while again

[placid latch]

Damn lakers won

It d be great if we both knock down rockets

[rancid thicket]

game tomorrow not today, but they won against wolves yes. the defense was good

[rancid thicket]

lakers plays them 2x and another denver.

[rancid thicket]

they removed all the pieces, so i dont know how are they going to build nor tank

[placid latch]

Lebrons last season would be good if it ended with playoffs

https://tenor.com/view/blocked-bye-felicia-james-lebron-lebron-james-gif-13400545

Blocked by james

[placid latch]

@rancid thicket can u touch the backboard..?

[rancid thicket]

when i was young? i can barely touch the ring.

i dont know now

[rancid thicket]

championship you mean

[placid latch]

31 is supposed to be ur prime

Haven't aged well I see

[placid latch]

Get a center and then talk LeBron can't swat centers or stop em anymore

Ayton just clicks well on a random day

I can see him fumble in playoffs

[rancid thicket]

if athlete yes

[placid latch]

And y'all should get a good ball handler too cause y'all would do better with luka at small forward

Only if bronny could

[rancid thicket]

if not, what to do, we are just bunch of asian bloods

i mean, if your career is sports, obviously you are well neatly trained

[rancid thicket]

he randomly play well last game for real

[rancid thicket]

true

[placid latch]

I mean u could have kept training ur vert

It s not like u gonna break ur leg for that

[rancid thicket]

ball handler? bro no need. there are like 4 man now.
austin, luka, Smart, Bron

[placid latch]

Nah traditional short guy

[rancid thicket]

he can do too. he is ripping everyone in G league atm. he is getting his time

[rancid thicket]

if the time of the world has me, spare me some please

[placid latch]

Well take smart out yah remaining 3 will do good u are right

I just don't see that backup pg

Still lakers would be fine bc just takes most of the shots and lebron passes the most

The center position is the biggest weakness tho

All other playoff teams will just destroy ayton

[rancid thicket]

this is the biggest missing piece

SF/PF are all playing good defensively. specially vanderbilt

he is locking people of to their toes

[fleet orbit]

buckle up

[simple seal]

Crazy

Kon is 44% from 3 too

Which is like top 7 in the league on that

[placid latch]

I wouldn't ever be shocked if I saw kon shooting over 40%

I d be damned if he isn't

He is that good of a shooter

And ofc he has most 3pts for a rookie and he has already passed it by 50-60

[placid latch]

He is a volume shooter

Btw he is on 6 on espn and he has 8 attempted 3 s on average in every game with 3.5 made which is higher than everyone on top of him

@rancid thicket shocking thing luke kannard is leading on league 3pt % with 49.5 avg 3.2 attempts and 1.6 made

[sacred kite]

The Commanders are the favorites to sign Aiyuk??? Nah gotta be a lie

What team would ever want touch him

[trim timber]

The Commanders would take such a risk, given their history

[rustic ore]

They have a need at WR and he was teammates at ASU with JD iirc

I wouldn’t recommend doing it but not my money

[fleet orbit]

7-10 loading

[rancid thicket]

we see in 5 games somebody will left behind. we dont know who,

[rancid thicket]

nobody knows him until somebody made a research of his stats. surprisingly, the trade curse for 3 point shooter is burnt by him. he literally giving more space to the big 3

[desert palm]

Just realized that

USA vs CANADA WBC Quarterfinals is going to be on Friday night…….

[desert palm]

I CANT WATCH IT……. 😭

[placid latch]

He can knock down open 3 s for sure

[fleet orbit]

march madness is approaching

[rancid thicket]

bro contested or not he is making it

plus he is great defender

the literally Gabe Vincent's role. he did it 109283019823x better

basically a 3 and D.

but can go inside as well

[placid latch]

Lmao gabe Vincent

[rancid thicket]

thats why they arent letting him open

[placid latch]

We don't talk abt him here

[placid latch]

He is good at that

[rancid thicket]

oh no, not good. perfect fit

[rancid thicket]

hahaha thats why i told you, Luke broke the lakers shooting curse (for all traded guy)

@placid latch bro try to watch some G-league south bay lakers highlights. audi guy and Bronny smashing peeps. idk these peeps deserved an NBA roster

[placid latch]

Oh yes adou and bronny

Why doesn't bronny shoot confidently like he does in g league..??

He hesitates to pull up open 3 s in NBA when he has no chance to be blocked

[rancid thicket]

bro, only playing time. how does he and adou average times in NBA time? 5 mins trash minutes?

or less

he cant build, unless he is sent to other team where theres no other potential players

[placid latch]

Everyone starts out like that man

[rancid thicket]

iknow for real

[placid latch]

U gotta give a heat check

[rancid thicket]

like what happen with Austin

[placid latch]

To prove ur worth

U gotta cook in practice a vs b

U will get more minutes

[rancid thicket]

actually, i will not be mad if lakers sent him to other teams. he will grow more. if he has minutes

[placid latch]

Pelicans don't need him

So which team..?

[rancid thicket]

can send him to Jazz Kings whatever tanking is right now

[placid latch]

Timberwolves need a point guard

[placid latch]

Shame on jazz bro

They sitting out healthy markarren

And wasting Kevin love's last few years

Tanking is such a an ass thing to do

It basically misses out the point on competition just for the first pick

Giving out free wins

[rancid thicket]

yes lets just see how they perform in draft season. also next season. but all is meh

[slow violet]

iv been so busy, it still hasn't hit me that white vick stole 88 million dollars from the colts 😭
@fleet orbit

[fleet orbit]

white vick is diabolical 🤣🤣🤣

[plush jungle]

[novel slate]

We watching Nuggets spurs or Celtics thunder tonight?

[nimble onyx]

nuggets spurs

[placid latch]

Omg

We just got a win and we are facing spurs

It's so over

Celtics vs thunder looks good too

[novel slate]

https://tenor.com/view/jdub-jalen-williams-jdub-sniff-jdub-gatorade-jalen-williams-gatorade-gif-11549114120183605687

[placid latch]

https://www.instagram.com/p/DVydTLujpw6/?img_index=1&igsh=MWw3YWRjZ3ZqdDZ3dg==

sportsculture

Bronny might be the best player in the G-League 😭🙏

Some of his highlights there are COLD. 🥶

Bro just need a real chance in the NBA 💯

Follow US (@sportsculture) to stay tapped in if you love sports 🔥

Likes

2948

Instagram

@rancid thicket bronny got that same step back jumper huh I see

[novel slate]

Unironically bronny needs to be sent to the kings

[noble fractal]

matchday

[sweet tree]

a few decent matches

[fleet orbit]

i still can’t believe he tripped with green grass in front of him that one time

[noble fractal]

I hate this sport

[sweet tree]

damn

is that an ex player?

moffi

oh guess not, weird celebration then

[noble fractal]

2:0

its o er

over

was nice being here

[sweet tree]

mora

welp

[noble fractal]

UNDAV

we are back

(i hope)

[sweet tree]

undav

1-2

good hit

the other games are scoreless lol

[noble fractal]

yeah

dead af

Undav is one of the best german foward players rn

its a shame that our defense is utter shit

[sweet tree]

wtf didn't know thiago silva was at porto

[noble fractal]

🥲

[sweet tree]

I thought he was still in fluminense, but thats cool

not a pen?

[noble fractal]

it should be

var

no

😡

shitty ref

now im mad

but we can still salvage this

Undav is getting a hattie for sure😄

[smoky fable]

Rachaad White to the commanders

@sweet tree

@rustic ore

[rustic ore]

Figured

Wish him well

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/MikeGarafolo/status/2032169880779112597

Mike Garafolo (@MikeGarafolo)

The #Commanders have agreed to terms with RB Rachaad White, source says.

X · Mar 12, 2026, 7:00 PM

[noble fractal]

demirovic out

i hope we improve with thomas in

[sweet tree]

yellow for silva

what the hell

[noble fractal]

terrible shot

[sweet tree]

lol not a good fk

[noble fractal]

yeah

😔

we just paid 20mio for khannouss

we are cooked

[sweet tree]

watkins scored for villa

they're probably the favorites

[noble fractal]

ye them and roma i think

pls at least equalize

STILLER

we can do it

pls boys

[sweet tree]

Stiller

2-2

might be off

[noble fractal]

yeah

💔 💔 💔

it was off

[sweet tree]

tight call

[noble fractal]

we are loosing

no we suck its over

[dim ledge]

@rustic ore

[burnt cedar]

I think Lyon will be up there

It’s a pretty even playing field which is good

Kinda felt pointless when top teams were in it

[sweet tree]

yeah

it was usually a team coming from UCL who won it at times

Sevilla getting bounced everytime just to win Europa

[noble fractal]

im tired

pls just one goal

porto isn't even that good

I know we can do better than this amd yet

we should have gotten a pen too

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/lonely-wolverine-michael-jordan-sad-gif-11588094

Would love to see Mike put a stamp on a HOF career with a 2nd ring

[stray radish]

we wonnnn hahahaha I remember you mf

[sweet tree]

6 mins

[noble fractal]

I give up

we are not good enough for international comps

these guys do not got the confidence for it

FT

we are shit

[sweet tree]

gg

[noble fractal]

no terrible game and we could have prevented at least one goal if hoeneß stops putting 19 year old shits in the defense

[tardy solstice]

Hehe

[noble fractal]

How is AEK this good

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/2032185979499393340 @dim ledge @proud coyote @plush jungle

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

Reunion: The #49ers are signing back one of their former stars, agreeing to terms with LB Dre Greenlaw, sources say.

The former SF draft pick spent last season with the #Broncos and now returns on a 1-year, $7.5M deal.

X · Mar 12, 2026, 8:04 PM

I’m mad salty

That’s such a good deal

Side note

https://x.com/ChrisTrapasso/status/2032190761828012394

Chris Trapasso (@ChrisTrapasso)

Crickets on Jauan Jennings, easily the best FA WR available right now

X · Mar 12, 2026, 8:23 PM

Dude getting a spoon full of humble pie rn

[amber grove]

https://x.com/i/status/2032150808200966575

Underdog NBA (@UnderdogNBA)

Jayson Tatum (Lu Dort management) ruled out Thursday.

X · Mar 12, 2026, 5:44 PM

I'm crying 😂😂😂😂

No one wants to play against the dirtiest player of all time

[hasty basin]

Wait...

https://tenor.com/view/taking-notes-notes-person-sport-rrddiinn48-gif-641993959076681918

[novel slate]

What you writing down

[hasty basin]

Maybe there is a benefit to keeping Dort

[fleet orbit]

@sacred agate i just want to stop talking about this bum ass auburn team

[fleet orbit]

ya know what’s crazy? i feel like he’s talked about like he’s complete garbage and only dirty lol

he’s a good player

[hasty basin]

Now he is

Last season he wasn't

He still had those dirty antics but he actually defended well and hit 3s

[novel slate]

Mickey 3s

Throws up bs

Jumper like westbrooks

[fleet orbit]

@rustic lichen i want auburn to get cooked

[slow violet]

https://x.com/JanikEckardt/status/2032144822971027803?s=20

Janik Eckardt (@JanikEckardt)

Glad they did Kyler's physical in the morning when the human body is an inch taller

X · Mar 12, 2026, 5:20 PM

[fleet orbit]

is nine cooked ?

[slow violet]

no

Kyler fucking sucks

if Nine can't beat him

he should retire

[fleet orbit]

but 9 sucks too bro

cardinals had 2 good qbs in my life and neither were drafted there

[slow violet]

but he can get better

Kyler ain't getting better

lol

kyler staying the same

[fleet orbit]

he definitely could get better but why sign kyler if they think of it that way

[rustic ore]

https://fixvx.com/AndySlater/status/2032197859240476989

Andy Slater (@AndySlater)

SLATER SCOOP: Atlanta Falcons James Pearce Jr. will no longer face a charge of aggravated battery on law enforcement.

Sources tell me that prosecutors decided there wasn’t enough evidence on body-cam to charge him with that felony which could have put him in prison for 5 years.

Four other charges were filed:

Resisting an officer with violence, fleeing, stalking, and aggravated battery with a deadly weapon for allegedly crashing his car into his ex girlfriend’s.

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 12, 2026, 8:51 PM

[fleet orbit]

not saying they shouldn’t try

[rustic ore]

Oops

Didn't mean to ping you with that one

[rustic ore]

@amber grove

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/2032201285575885309 @slow violet

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

The #Seahawks are signing former #Packers RB Emanuel Wilson to a 1-year deal worth up to $2.1M, source said. Wilson flashed last season with a 107-yard game and another for 82 yards.

Now added to the mix in Seattle in a deal done by Andrew Kessler of @AthletesFirst.

X · Mar 12, 2026, 9:05 PM

There we go

Y'all are drafting an RB for sure

[fleet orbit]

lowkey decent signing too

[rustic ore]

For a rotational piece yeah

But they need a starter and Charbs is recovering from an ACL

[fleet orbit]

MLF tends to have run games that overachieve a bit

[slow violet]

time for a John master class like when we picked Rashaad Penny 😭

who gives a fuck this an off year

[fleet orbit]

i mean it depends on the draft

seattle is red hot in the draft

[slow violet]

Suite Life

https://tenor.com/view/-gif-4412875

[fleet orbit]

i know ball zeke and luther was rad

i’m partially a heavy metal kid who has been around skaters , soft spot for skater dudes

[slow violet]

the only thing i remember form that show was that the mosby kid from neds declassified was on it

[fleet orbit]

oh yeah wasn’t it one of the bullies

[rustic ore]

Live action only

American Dragon

https://tenor.com/view/millie-bobby-brown-surprise-surprised-wow-happy-gif-25942111

[fleet orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-zuko-avatar-the-last-airbender-gif-14842974

[proud coyote]

amazing

[amber grove]

LET'S GO CRIME IS FREE IF YOU'RE RICH STILL

In reality that man is a piece of shit and I hope for the strongest sentence possible I stand with the victims

[rustic ore]

You already know if he was a 7th rounder or UDFA he'd have been cut by now

[dim ledge]

Not a bad off-season so far

Do you think our signings do far move the needle any particular way for draft

[amber grove]

Yeah not only is he a 1st rounder he just had a 10+ sack season he's gonna get his "redemption" chance

Utterly sickening

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/Schultz_Report/status/2032215514777375139 @hasty mesa @torn gale

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report)

BREAKING: The #Giants are signing former #Steelers WR Calvin Austin III, per sources.

The dynamic Austin had 1,100 receiving yards and 10 total TDs (1 rushing, 1 punt return) during his three seasons in Pittsburgh.

X · Mar 12, 2026, 10:01 PM

Replaced Wandale Robinson with Temu Wandale Robinson

[hasty mesa]

That’s fine

Depends on the money

[hasty mesa]

I wasn’t paying real Wandale money

70M is wild

I’m good gang

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/TomPelissero/status/2032219960630530461

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

Two-time Pro Bowl QB Kyler Murray has signed a one-year contract with the Vikings, his agent @ErikBurkhardt tells me and @RapSheet.

The deal includes a no-tag clause. Murray will make $36.8 million this season, with Arizona paying all but the minimum salary.

X · Mar 12, 2026, 10:19 PM

[amber grove]

Love that for him

I truly think he could do great there

[smoky fable]

@simple seal

Good luck to him there

[amber grove]

Will never stop being a K1 believer

[fleet orbit]

i’m not a k1 believer

[smoky fable]

He’s better than McCarthy

Even his biggest critics can’t deny that

He’ll get them wins

[fleet orbit]

i cannot

[smoky fable]

We’ll see man

[amber grove]

Scenes when he jukes Sweat out of his shoes!

[fleet orbit]

vikings and bears had better free agencies than packers looms

[amber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/kyler-murray-gif-25996248

[fleet orbit]

and than austin booker crushes him for a 5 yard loss

mccarthy is cooked

[smoky fable]

That division became competitive now

[fleet orbit]

it already was

[smoky fable]

Even more so

[smoky fable]

They don’t have JJ holding them back anymore

[fleet orbit]

JJM was too cocky to succeed

[smoky fable]

Don’t even think it has to do with that

[fleet orbit]

he donkey kicked on every other throw too

rifled checkdowns

https://youtu.be/jLpa9d60Pw0?si=Zs42z6V17ut_yKCm

this is just awful

[amber grove]

Great news for all true lovers of football and haters of the Pack aka ME

[fleet orbit]

i just feel like we kinda watched the packers lose a lot of defensive guys and tbh the bears got faster

detroit …. yeah idk

[robust grotto]

https://x.com/wheredascharole/status/2032176901863673997?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Dr. Cheapshot McGee (@WhereDaScharole)

In the Big East… it just means more

X · Mar 12, 2026, 7:28 PM

[desert palm]

K1 vs Nine

That’s gonna be funny

[dim ledge]

90% have seen this guy in a too-small t-shirt, sitting on a lawn chair, wearing sunglasses, at our St. Paddy's parade

Nursing a beer

I'm sure y'all know already but

NVM I see it above

[robust grotto]

COME ON lmfao

Average seton hall fan

[dim ledge]

Going to village trat after the game

"LEMME GET TREE HUNEY MUSTAHD SLICES"

[fleet orbit]

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/c-j-gardner-johnson-agrees-to-one-year-deal-with-bills

@modest totem decent pickup

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/MikeGarafolo/status/2032232715802595397

Mike Garafolo (@MikeGarafolo)

The #Steelers have agreed to terms with S Jaquan Brisker, his agents @AndreOdom and @aj__stevens tell The Insiders. Former second-round pick of the #Bears headed to Pittsburgh.

X · Mar 12, 2026, 11:10 PM

@fleet orbit

Wonder what your safety room is like

[fleet orbit]

this basically guarantees bears draft a safety

[rustic ore]

https://fixupx.com/nflmemes/status/2032221016005423542?s=46

NFL Memes (@NFLMemes)

FIRST LOOK at Justin Jefferson and new Vikings QB Kyler Murray 🔥

**💬 38 🔁 141 ❤️ 2.5K 👁️ 95.4K **

FixupX · Mar 12, 2026, 10:23 PM

[fleet orbit]

@smoky fable i vote DT Safety and maybe C with the first 3 picks

[smoky fable]

Fair enough. Haulcy maybe

[fleet orbit]

possibly ! ultimately brisker honestly was never reliable enough for my taste

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/wfan660/status/2032182221633700090?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

WFAN Sports Radio (@WFAN660)

The scene is hype at Penn Station as the Big East Tournament has taken Over NYC 🏀 🗽

@BIGEASTMBB @UConnMBB

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 12, 2026, 7:49 PM

There are poor souls who worked hard all day only to have to cross the UConn marching band before catching NJ Transit

Awful

[simple seal]

2004 finals man

Average college ball game was probably outsocring some NBA games those years lmao

[rustic ore]

@simple seal

Welcome back Oilers

[simple seal]

lol

[robust grotto]

lol

[fleet orbit]

this mountain west tournament game is good

[modest totem]

Im super excited about this one!

[fleet orbit]

i’m glad , CJ is a fun piece to have

[dim ledge]

Terrorist player

[modest totem]

Hopeful!

[high stratus]

What is this

Where am i

[ionic otter]

you’re in #sports

[high stratus]

Save me

[hollow summit]

hows it going

[high stratus]

Release me

[molten yew]

i see.

[high stratus]

How did you end up here?

[molten yew]

i was killed

but while we're here

[outer plinth]

Poor bart

[molten yew]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-dunk-lebron-james-lebron-james-hyped-up-los-angeles-lakers-gif-12032192192053496638

[high stratus]

Poor me too

https://tenor.com/view/thierry-thierry-henry-wink-arsenal-goat-gif-21644819

[molten yew]

how about them steelers huh

[high stratus]

I'm minnesotan

But I don't watch american football

[molten yew]

wtf

[high stratus]

@ionic otter

Let us go

🙏

I apologize for saying ur unfunny

Won't happen again

[ionic otter]

sorry i’m afk with work for a few more hours

[molten yew]

soooo

ok