sports

[simple seal]

Ted Williams about the 1947 MVP voting

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/2031520145315639537

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

From the #Raiders:

X · Mar 10, 2026, 11:58 PM

@rustic ore

@rustic lichen

@fleet orbit

[rustic ore]

WOWWWW

[smoky fable]

@proud coyote

[fleet orbit]

wait….

HUH

[dim ledge]

WHAT

WHAAAAAAT

[rustic lichen]

wow

thats really disappointing man

hope everythings okay

[rustic ore]

That is so fucking funny

[smoky fable]

I think he failed his physical since he was in Baltimore

[fleet orbit]

wait wait wait hold on

[smoky fable]

Something came up

[rustic ore]

But they already knew he was recovering from knee surgery

[fleet orbit]

so does that mean the raiders can’t keep Linderbaum

[rustic ore]

No, they signed him straight up

[rustic lichen]

Baltimore is known for having literally the most unnecessarily strenuous strength and conditioning program in the NFL too

[rustic ore]

Linderbaum wasn't traded for Crosby

[smoky fable]

Maybe something spooked him

[rustic lichen]

yeah and we lost two of our very solid TEs in Likely and Kolar

[fleet orbit]

i know but they suddenly have crosbys cap hit back on the roster

[rustic lichen]

we have been losing a lot of key people

[rustic ore]

They'll do some cap shenanigans

[fleet orbit]

the ravens will probably ask for the price to come down

[rustic mountain]

Holy fuck

Burrow is praising the powers that be

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-wipe-gif-16574265568803907770

[rustic lichen]

what an offseason for us

[fleet orbit]

Lamar is probably looking to fight whatever diety did this

[sacred kite]

WHAT

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/dmrussini/status/2031522582151799254?s=46

Dianna Russini (@DMRussini)

Maxx Crosby did not pass his physical today, per sources.

The Ravens get their first round picks back.

X · Mar 11, 2026, 12:08 AM

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/2031523005428330549

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

It is a medical reason, per @MikeGarafolo. Trades are contingent upon a physical.

X · Mar 11, 2026, 12:10 AM

[fleet orbit]

so doesn’t this mean the raiders can’t really trade him

[rustic mountain]

Depends

We don't know how bad the injury is and all that

Usually physicals are formalities

[sacred kite]

Joe Burrow prayed for this

[fleet orbit]

so maybe the ravens will simply make the trade at a later time ?

[rustic mountain]

Mmm probs not

What it seems like is they brought Maxx in, saw something in his medicals they didn't like

And denied it

Crosby could still be traded but I have major doubts the Ravens end up in that convo

[smoky fable]

His knee must be really bad

[rustic mountain]

Either that or the Ravens got cold feet

Idk

[smoky fable]

Both sounds like

[fleet orbit]

i think it’s the physical

[rustic mountain]

I could see a team giving the Raiders less and coming away with Crosby

Just a matter of who is gonna

Think it's a bit late to patch up the Raiders relationship

[trim timber]

yeah he definitely should, his numbers were absolutely ass unless Harmon was lined up with him. This should hopefully be the last contract before Father Time really gets involved

[hasty mesa]

I mean I don’t think it’s character. I genuinely think his knee is messed up

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/brianwacker1/status/2031398290143457510

Brian Wacker (@brianwacker1)

Maxx Crosby has arrived in Baltimore

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FixupX · Mar 10, 2026, 3:54 PM

[rustic mountain]

Who said anything about character

[smoky fable]

Raiders might be fucked man

[rustic mountain]

Did I miss something

[hasty mesa]

Not here but others are like “they brought him in didn’t like it and used physical to call it off”

[rustic mountain]

Ahh

[smoky fable]

Nah it’s medical entirely

This isn’t Antonio Brown

[fleet orbit]

i think this hurts the ravens more than the raiders

[rustic mountain]

Nah I think it's part medical and part high price combined with medical

[hasty mesa]

Oh we got Pat Richard

[smoky fable]

Raiders get less draft capital back if they move him now

[smoky fable]

New York Ravens

[hasty mesa]

That was obvious

Just a matter of time

[rustic mountain]

This is probs done if it was only one first

[hasty mesa]

Likely and Ricard are fun additions

I don’t want Faalele

[rustic mountain]

The Giants could fight for second in the division I think

[hasty mesa]

Same

I see an 8-9 season realistically

[rustic mountain]

But I think Dallas is gonna be stronger next year

Commanders are floundering

Eagles have issues to deal with personality wise

cough cough trade AJ to us cough

[hasty mesa]

https://vxtwitter.com/jordanraanan/status/2031525707633864837?s=46

Jordan Raanan (@JordanRaanan)

Fullback Patrick Ricard blocking for wrecking ball running back Cam Skattebo in the Giants new offense. Fun!

vxTwitter / fixvx • GIF · Mar 11, 2026, 12:20 AM

[rustic mountain]

Speaking of fullbacks, does anyone know much about the Bills fb from last year

We signed him and idk it matters or not

[hollow wind]

WTF???

Crosby trade cancelled??

[fleet orbit]

crosby failed a physical

[trim timber]

Nevermore, said the Ratbirds

[hollow wind]

So is he damaged goods now?

[fleet orbit]

damaged enough for this trade to fall apart , honestly idk what happens after this

raiders will lose out on some big time capital but they are fortunate to have a bajillion dollars in cap

[simple seal]

[fleet orbit]

so the ravens did nothing wrong it’s just the rules

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/JFowlerESPN/status/2031530817466331157

Jeremy Fowler (@JFowlerESPN)

DL Logan Hall to the Texans on a two-year deal, per source.

X · Mar 11, 2026, 12:41 AM

@rustic ore

[rustic ore]

🫡

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/Hamilton_DPOY/status/2029397446707536134

𝙉𝙖𝙩𝙚 (@Hamilton_DPOY)

If the ravens happen to to trade for Maxx Crosby, I will completely shave my head

X · Mar 5, 2026, 3:23 AM

https://x.com/Hamilton_DPOY/status/2031511188186567024

𝙉𝙖𝙩𝙚 (@Hamilton_DPOY)

Welcome to Baltimore @CrosbyMaxx

X · Mar 10, 2026, 11:23 PM

https://x.com/Hamilton_DPOY/status/2031523538058748157

𝙉𝙖𝙩𝙚 (@Hamilton_DPOY)

X · Mar 11, 2026, 12:12 AM

[fleet orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/tony-stark-gif-20710889

[rustic ore]

Man's head is shaped like a thumb

Tough luck

[smoky fable]

Wear a hat or beanie

At this point

Cap

[fleet orbit]

rest in peace the ravens they got hit by a bazooka

yeah i think about it every time i hit the hookah

[hollow wind]

Sucks more for the raiders given all the moves they’ve made since the trade was initialized lmao

Raiders just keep taking L’s

Kinda risky to make big moves if you’re not 100% sure your trade piece will be cleared 😭

[rustic mountain]

Bro damn

[fleet orbit]

a lot of people on reddit are accusing the ravens of foul play, which is not true at all

ravens have every right to back out of a trade for a player who can’t pass a physical

[trim timber]

I mean, he lets it grow out to a #1 and let's the facial hair grow in a bit he'll be fine

[noble marsh]

Random bam adebayo 60 piece

[fleet orbit]

insane

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2031540808311021617

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Titans are signing punter former Chiefs and Texans punter Tommy Townsend to a 2-year deal worth up to $6 million, per agent Drew Rosenhaus.

X · Mar 11, 2026, 1:20 AM

[marsh olive]

Bam going for 70

[sacred kite]

“Surely Maxx Crosby’s meniscus will go unnoticed”

[fleet orbit]

there’s time for bam to hit 80

[plush jungle]

Nah they are winning by too much

[fleet orbit]

but did you expect a bam 70? i sure as fuck didn’t 😂😂😂😂

[plush jungle]

nope

67 piece is nuts

Dang he hit 70

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/bosnov-67-bosnov-67-67-meme-gif-16727368109953357722

[plush jungle]

I've never gotten the 67 meme

[rustic ore]

Neither have I

It’s stupid

[plush jungle]

Jeez the lightning are in a slump

lightning might not win the division at this rate

[fleet orbit]

it’s not to be understood, just experienced ?

my 8 year old nephew is obsessed with it

[karmic anvil]

34 fta and 38 fga is crazy 😭

bam playing like he's mp

just shot chucking

[fleet orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-mocking-spongebob-meme-74-seventy-four-gif-7923444124986050157

i cannot wait to see the highlight reel posted on youtube

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2031547539250368779

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Former Eagles QB Sam Howell has agreed to a one-year deal with the Cowboys, per source.

X · Mar 11, 2026, 1:47 AM

Now he just needs to have a run with the Giants to complete the NFCE circuit

[fleet orbit]

joe flacco steelers when?

[noble marsh]

79

He might actually match Kobe

And he did

Bam 81 is crazy

Did he even have a 50 point game before this

[sacred kite]

No…not Sam Howell

[haughty kelp]

833333

He broke Kobe record

[plush jungle]

41 points was his career high

[slim nacelle]

Cursed time line

[dreamy briar]

https://tenor.com/view/devin-brown-reaction-what-huh-gif-7344968

[fleet orbit]

this is not real life

youtube hurry the fuck up once this ends

[plush jungle]

Bam really scoring 83 points in a random Tuesday night game vs the wizards

[fleet orbit]

i need to see this shit in its entirety

[haughty kelp]

Now we don’t gotta hear about Kobe 81

[noble marsh]

Second highest scoring game in nba history belongs to bam adebayo of all people

Crazy

[plush jungle]

dude won't even be in the hof

[formal owl]

DAFUQ IS BAM ADEBAYO DOING

[plush jungle]

shit is wild

[desert palm]

TEAM ISRAEL 🇮🇱 WINS AGAINST TEAM NETHERLANDS 🇳🇱 AND SECURES 3RD PLACE IN POOL D OF THE WBC!!!!!

https://x.com/mlbonfox/status/2031552936925351958?s=46

FOX Sports: MLB (@MLBONFOX)

Team Israel wins their final game of the World Baseball Classic!

X · Mar 11, 2026, 2:08 AM

[formal owl]

THE ONOMATOPOEIA WREAKING HAVOC

[hollow wind]

???????????????????????????????

[formal owl]

83?!?

[noble marsh]

36-43 from the free throw line

43 in a game lol

[desert palm]

LETS GOOOOOOOO

[fleet orbit]

how did he get to the line 43 times ?!!!

[fleet orbit]

WHAT

[hollow wind]

I can't believe bam fucking adebayo just overtook Kobe

[formal owl]

they were basically intentionally fouling him at the end tho

[fleet orbit]

i never will

[desert palm]

Also Team USA is getting Godsmack by Team Italy right now

[formal owl]

no one thought this

Washington Wizard is so garbage

[slim nacelle]

The first quarter was insane need highlights asap

[desert palm]

All I’m gonna say is let them haters keep hating……… 😏

[formal owl]

Miami did lead the whole game tho

[noble marsh]

Wilt chamberlain Kobe Bryant and bam fucking adebayo

[formal owl]

its actually Wilt, Bam, then Kobe

100,83,81

[noble marsh]

I know it’s just crazy laying the names out

[formal owl]

yeah fckin crazy shit

[noble marsh]

I’d be surprised if bam dropped 50

[formal owl]

yeah i am just waiting for someone crazy to score 100+

[noble marsh]

Never in my life I thought he’d be the one to hit 83

[formal owl]

it'll happen eventually now

[ripe yacht]

Dawg 83 fucking points 💀

[sweet tree]

WHAT

WHO

huh

[ripe yacht]

Bam

[noble marsh]

Bam adebayo

[sweet tree]

BAM?

crazy

[noble marsh]

Yes lol

[formal owl]

BAM THE ONOMATOPOEIA ADEBAYO

[plush jungle]

insane

[slow violet]

LOL GUYS

they backed out of the crosby trade

[noble marsh]

Someone could definitely break 100

Idk who tho

[fleet orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/martin-scorsese-absolute-cinema-absolute-cinema-meme-martin-scorsese-meme-martin-scorsese-absolute-cinema-gif-7188464701423971028

[karmic anvil]

crazy bam has the most ever points in an nba game (that has footage)

[plush jungle]

no clue

[formal owl]

Wemby needs to lock in

[fleet orbit]

and did you see what happened the same night ?!!!

fucking Bam dropped 83

[plush jungle]

I did not expect someone to beat Kobe

[marsh olive]

idc that was legendary

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2031553913556709390

Legion Hoops (@LegionHoops)

Bam Adebayo just had a once-in-a-lifetime 83 freaking points. Wow.

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FixupX · Mar 11, 2026, 2:12 AM

[noble marsh]

Probably the most likely

[sweet tree]

[formal owl]

Aja is pregnant, Bam fckin 83 points... dude just BALLIN

[noble marsh]

Then again bam scored 83 so likelihood doesn’t even matter anymore

[formal owl]

HE DOESN'T MISS

[noble marsh]

Give me a Rudy gobert 50 piece at this point

[plush jungle]

absolute insanity

[ripe yacht]

It’s so weird seeing him between wilt and Kobe lmao 😭

[haughty kelp]

Historic day

[sweet tree]

yeah

that's insane

[fleet orbit]

the performance might’ve been maybe slightly stat padded but i don’t care lol

[noble marsh]

Two all time greats and bam adebayo

[formal owl]

not slightly... it is

but still fckin great

they were leading the whole game

i mean Wilt was stat padding too

the only non statpadding in the top 3 was Kobe really

they needed that 81

[noble marsh]

I’m not against the stat padding

Chase those records

[nimble onyx]

Ain’t no way Bam dropped 83

[formal owl]

me too

break those records if you can

[plush jungle]

Come on someone random score 100

[noble marsh]

Anthony Edwards go ahead and drop 100

[desert palm]

Uhhhhhh what the heck?!?!

Bruuuuh Nolan McLain WAS THROWING

@robust grotto

[sweet tree]

he did

[desert palm]

5 Runs!!!

[formal owl]

US LOSING IN BASEBALL WTF

[desert palm]

BRUUUH

[formal owl]

THE FCK IS YOU LOSING YOUR "FAVORITE PAST TIME"

[noble marsh]

How the hell we losing to Italy

[nimble onyx]

The fact that it’s Italy too

[fleet orbit]

yeah the raptors were leading that game i think at half

that moment when lou dort goes for 90

[noble marsh]

I could stomach the DR but not fucking Italy

[noble marsh]

Lu Dort goes for 90 and I’m buying his jersey

Hell if he goes for 50

[formal owl]

its impossible... lu dort would break someone's face after the 50th point... because he was hype

[rustic ore]

https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/48166967/lakers-luka-doncic-says-custody-battle-daughters

Oof

Gonna be ugly

[formal owl]

drama in Los Angeles

[fleet orbit]

i might have to join you

[fleet orbit]

i should’ve considered that one , good point 🤣

[desert palm]

IDK MAN

[plush jungle]

Come on Canada

[fleet orbit]

santa clara might upset gonzaga

[desert palm]

If team USA loses today, there’s a good chance that they get eliminated entirely tomorrow due to run differential tiebreaker rules

[formal owl]

its not hollywood without drama

[formal owl]

crazy... dafuq US needs to lock in...

[desert palm]

How does TEAM USA go from beating Team Mexico to losing terribly right now against the weaker Team Italy

[noble marsh]

I assume the Dominican Republic are the heavy favorites to win it all right

[formal owl]

did they put bad players there?

[noble marsh]

No

[desert palm]

Honestly, arguably

The manager did not choose the best first basemen to be starting this game

HARPER IS RIGHT THERE

AND YET YOU PUT IN IN geriatric Goldschmidt

[noble marsh]

Yeah I was about to say why is Goldschmidt over Bryce

[warm kestrel]

This is pathetic

[plush jungle]

Quinones is a monster

[warm kestrel]

IT'S FUCKING ITALY

[plush jungle]

sigh this isn't looking good

[placid latch]

Himmel talking abt okc

[warm kestrel]

Almost gave up a homer to the home guy

[placid latch]

Did bam adebayo just drop 83 points @fleet orbit @rancid thicket @hasty basin

He just surpassed kobe on 2nd most points in a game

[fleet orbit]

i don’t believe it , but i think so 🤣🤣🤣

crazy

[placid latch]

And he did it 20/43

How lmao

[plush jungle]

Bunch of free throws

bam went crazy

[hollow wind]

That's so insane

Kobe only had 18 points from FTs in his game tho so his is more impressive still

[amber grove]

7-0 Italy

The redeem team is collapsing

8-0

[sweet tree]

holy

[formal owl]

they call themselves the REDEEM TEAM?

the slander will be legendary if they fail

[fleet orbit]

so seriously what now after the crosby debacle ?

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2031562086174634295

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Raiders already have received calls from “several” teams inquiring about the availability of Maxx Crosby in a trade, per source. For now the Raiders are prepared to get Crosby healthy and have him play for Las Vegas. But they are listening to other teams.

X · Mar 11, 2026, 2:45 AM

[fleet orbit]

would it be the worst idea for the raiders to try and make this work

[rustic ore]

Money

[fleet orbit]

i’m gonna assume the ravens are valid in their choice

[amber grove]

Media did not themselves

[rustic ore]

Seahawks did the same thing with calling themselves the Dark Side

(Still a cringe nickname btw)

[amber grove]

Shutout gone

8-1

[plush jungle]

I don't like how this game is going

Puerto Rico still very much alive

[torn gale]

They’re calling it the most unethical game in nba history

[hollow wind]

43 FTA is pretty unethical

[plush jungle]

let's go

[noble marsh]

I’m glad spoelstra let him stat pad

Always hated seeing coaches take players out when they had a chance for a massive game

[sweet tree]

shit

curry or klay could've done it

[noble marsh]

For sure

[novel slate]

Bam really dropped 83 wtf

[dim ledge]

https://bsky.app/profile/nflnewsposter.bsky.social/post/3mgqtcjioqq2i

NFL News Poster (@nflnewsposter.bsky.social)

[Wolfe] One NFL GM told me everybody involved in Maxx Crosby talks knew he would be out until June/July coming off meniscus surgery.

Consensus opinion I’ve got from NFL decision makers: Ravens got cold feet & it could impact how other teams work w/ BAL going forward. twitter.com/CameronWolfe...

-# NFL News Poster (@nflnewsposter.bsky.social)
[Garafolo] RE Maxx Crosby: Medical clearance was not expected by now. It’s all a projection on his recovery. The #Ravens weren’t comfortable making that projection today. The #Raiders disagree. twitter.com/MikeGarafolo...

Bluesky · Mar 11, 2026, 2:23 AM

[rustic ore]

If true DeCosta just fucked himself

What front office is gonna trust Baltimore now?

[full sonnet]

No way this is real

[full sonnet]

Was not on my bingo card

[slow violet]

https://x.com/falconshateme/status/2031520653434617947?s=20

ٰٰٰ (@falconshateme)

BACK OUT OF THE TUA SIGNING NOW IT AIN’T TOO LATE @AtlantaFalcons

X · Mar 11, 2026, 12:00 AM

[amber grove]

8-4

I think the Ravens sign Trey

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2031567545602355662

KutterIsKing (@KutterIsKing)

Marxist Derosa: “hey judgey we finally got some momentum can you do something PLEASE ‘Captain America’”
︀︀
︀︀Aaron Judge:

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FxTwitter · Mar 11, 2026, 3:07 AM

[dim ledge]

https://fxtwitter.com/jasonlacanfora/status/2031528397688455335

Jason La Canfora (@JasonLaCanfora)

Just got off the phone with two GMs. Neither one buying the Ravens failed physical narrative - not by a long shot. Good luck finding agents and teams to trust you in negotiations now. It's not sitting well with the Raiders either. Coulda got further medicals on Crosby way sooner

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FxTwitter · Mar 11, 2026, 12:31 AM

[amber grove]

https://x.com/i/status/2031562412155883640

kordell (@lledrook)

jayson tatum would’ve subbed himself out at 81 and texted kobe

X · Mar 11, 2026, 2:46 AM

8-5

[torn gale]

People can no longer deny the 100 point wilt game

Bam just dropped 83 in a game and people will deny that 7’3 wilt dropped 100 on actual mailmen and plumbers

[amber grove]

8-6

USA falls to Italy

[dim kettle]

The US came in with that not-give-a-shit attitude and paid for it.

[sonic aurora]

lakers and timberwolves suck lmfao

[hollow wind]

Bam Adebayo is actually 2nd all time in points in a game

Wtf is happening

Bamba Mentality

[novel slate]

Most ethical human out the 3 highest scoring game players

[open lion]

😭 🙏

https://x.com/i/status/2031474736379642313

Football clips (@Mohqoshin)

Ex calls his mum and vents😭
“You’re the only reason why I support this team” 😭😂😂
Atletico Madrid x Tottenham #championsleague

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X · Mar 10, 2026, 8:58 PM

[sweet tree]

hilarious dood

[trim timber]

USA Baseball

[dense blade]

sacking thomas frank was not the play ig

man spurs getting relegated would actually be soo funny

[rustic mountain]

Holy shit I half called it

[amber grove]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2031590283733770622
FIRE HIM INTO THE SUN

Talkin' Baseball (@TalkinBaseball_)

“I misspoke… Completely misread the calculations.”
︀︀
︀︀Manager Mark DeRosa confirms he did not know Team USA could still be eliminated during pool play

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FxTwitter · Mar 11, 2026, 4:37 AM

[desert palm]

https://x.com/talkinbaseball_/status/2031595957901496466?s=46

Talkin' Baseball (@TalkinBaseball_)

The three possible outcomes based on what happens between Mexico and Italy:

Italy wins: They advance and USA advances

Mexico wins and scores 5+ runs: They advance and USA advances

Mexico wins and scores 4 or less runs: They advance and Italy advances

X · Mar 11, 2026, 4:59 AM

[desert palm]

Indeed

[leaden edge]

any1 genuinely think it aint happen is either 14 or stupid

dey let a 18 ppg center drop 83

obv a 7 footer that averages 50 & plays in a league of straight white dudes can get to 100

plus he dropped it on a 30 win team

its so many reasons why the game was possible nd den all dem people wouldnt have lied abt it

[amber grove]

So basically just need Mexico to score 5

[dim ledge]

@proud coyote @plush jungle more o line
https://www.ninersnation.com/san-francisco-49ers-news/157016/the-49ers-added-more-depth-along-the-ol-after-signing-a-former-eagles-player

[modest totem]

I cant believe the Ravens backed out thats crazy

[rustic ore]

Yeah this is a new one for me

[proud coyote]

great signing

[rustic ore]

I imagine a rule change might be in the horizon

[proud coyote]

backup center and guard

[hasty basin]

Did i just wake up to a Bam Adebayo 83 point gane

[rustic ore]

You did indeed

[hasty basin]

No its a dream im going back to sleep

Goodbye guys

[rustic ore]

If SGA is a free throw merchant then Bam is the free throw CEO

[restive kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/bam-adebayo-gif-18225379

83

so you're gonna tell me Jokic won a ring in 5 games versus a guy who dropped 83

[placid latch]

Yes

Generally ppl would sit their players out but it was kinda a close game ig

[rancid thicket]

yes he did

[rancid thicket]

5 years ago, the record of Kobe, they dont want anyone to surpass it. i guess nba moved on

lakers hit 3 win in a row.

or 4? i forgot

[smoky fable]

That was crazy. Saw 31 points first quarter but didn’t expect this

[rancid thicket]

some random guy dropping 41 pts

[hasty basin]

Ok its real

[hasty basin]

Thats Matas dawg 🥀🥀

Thats the bulls future

[placid latch]

Jaylen brown got ejected vs spurs @rancid thicket

[placid latch]

They did, they sat down players so many times bc of blowouts

They were definitely gonna reach 80

[rancid thicket]

hahaha ouch what happen?

[rancid thicket]

remember they hold on to luka, embiid's points and got told do not cross 80+

@placid latch my boi luka is something...

Luka is nothing but a professional, man.
​Dallas traded him, their franchise player.
​People are talking about his weight.
Blindsided by custody battles with his ex-fiancée.
​But he still goes out and competes every game, dropping MVP numbers.
​LA loves you, dawg. Luka Doncic 💜💛

[placid latch]

It was out of bounds call brown kept shouting on ref

Wemby dropped 39-11-3 to cease the game

8 3 ptrs

125-116

[placid latch]

He is good

[rancid thicket]

becoming bitchy since Tatum is back i see

[burnt cedar]

https://x.com/samfolkk/status/2031552748919963799

Samson Folk (the coach) (@samfolkk)

yelling BAM when I throw something in the garbage bin

X · Mar 11, 2026, 2:08 AM

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/emril-lagasse-bam-chef-cooking-gif-4785353

Emeril did it first

[hasty basin]

100 is so possible

[placid latch]

It is ,wemby surpassed that 100 game scoring pace one game this season but it was a blowout so they had to sit him down

I don't there will be a situation where a person will do it tho, cause it needs to be a close game while a star is scoring 100,otherwise ppl will just call him stat padder

[rancid thicket]

this 100

[slow violet]

lol why are niggas so upset with Bam 😭

lol i swear on god NBA fans think their star players are anime MCs 😭

[fleet orbit]

matas can hoop

[dim ledge]

I wonder if Crosby winds up anywhere else

[slow violet]

https://tenor.com/view/seattle-seahawks-blitz-waving-waves-hello-gif-25830584

lol nah just kidding, we can't afford him keep him on that side

but what the Ravens just did today should be looked down upon

[void cairn]

i doubt wemby would even go for a 100 points

he seems like the guy to check out after a point

[slow violet]

i don't care if that nigga has two broken legs, you complete that trade

[dim ledge]

Obviously it should yeah but like

At the end of the day

Who's holding them accountable

[slow violet]

the owners should tbh

lol you know whats the funniest shit

they got cold feet and they already lost their center

[restive kestrel]

KOBE GRAB BAM SOME WATER

[noble marsh]

I think wemby would go for it if he had like 45-50 at half

[placid latch]

I would be damned if there is someone here who argues wemby can't instead of wemby won't

[placid latch]

luka ain't going to haha not, he missing lot of 3 s easy 3 s are being missed and tuf 3 s made

[noble marsh]

I would think Wemby and ant are the most likely to hit 100

I don’t think Shai attempts enough 3s to hit it

[fleet orbit]

depends on how much this cost the raiders in negotiations

even with crosby coming back the raiders still have like 25mil in cap

[restive kestrel]

when wemby had that insane 1st quarter

i thought he might

[robust grotto]

Team USA lost to team New Jersey @desert palm

[desert palm]

😂

[dim ledge]

AY TONE....STRIKE DIS FUCKIN GUY OUT

[fleet orbit]

luka maybe ?

[robust grotto]

TONE! WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT THESE STUNADS

[novel slate]

He already peaked

[robust grotto]

Aaron Judge? He’s not my paisan. No way.

https://x.com/anthonydabbundo/status/2031585816212828164?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

aaron nola enjoyer (@AnthonyDabbundo)

Italian baseball achieving more in one night than Italian men’s soccer has achieved in the last three World Cup qualifying cycles

X · Mar 11, 2026, 4:19 AM

[fleet orbit]

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/47899175/2026-nfl-free-agency-tracker-live-updates-signings-trades-cuts-contracts-rumors

hendrickson 4 years 112 mil

and he’s going to……

the ravens

https://tenor.com/view/table-mess-lmao-laugh-gif-5126644939264248578

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2031716485245091950 @rustic lichen

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Ravens and Trey Hendrickson reached agreement on a four-year, $112 million contract.

Hendrickson stays in the AFC North, and now will be facing Joe Burrow and the Bengals twice a season.

X · Mar 11, 2026, 12:58 PM

[fleet orbit]

joe burrow still dies

[noble marsh]

Ehhh idk if he’d want to go for it. Wemby and ant seem like they’d chase it

I also think coaches/players will be more willing to go for it since it’s not Kobe’s record anymore

I highly doubt they will hold the same respect for bam

[fleet orbit]

ant sure i disagree on victor

[noble marsh]

Why is that?

Tbf I don’t think he can do it now but I think at one point in his career he could

[fleet orbit]

i just don’t think he’d be the type to try and constantly want the ball

he’s talented enough

[noble marsh]

That’s fair

It would have to be very specific circumstances for Wemby I think but I could see him chasing it for history’s sake

Like everyone would have to be out and it would have to be a close game

[fleet orbit]

that’s why i think luka could too and maybe he’s peaked but did anyone think bam was scoring 80?

[noble marsh]

Yeah after last night you can’t predict anything anymore lol

[novel slate]

Chase a playoff win first

[noble marsh]

I’m sure he’ll get that soon

[void cairn]

same idt wemby would go for it

but i do think spurs have a serious shot at winning the title

[placid latch]

Yah he won't

But he can

[fleet orbit]

i do too

[placid latch]

"Can" Definitely

Spurs are basically winning the title for sure if okc doesn't step up

[void cairn]

if wemby wins a chip and finals mvp, we're gonna have to have some serious convos

[void cairn]

spurs have a great matchup against okc

wemby goes nuclear every time he sees chet

[placid latch]

It's not only abt chet

He wants to win

U can see that in that 25 pts comeback

[noble marsh]

A dpoy, finals mvp, and ring at 22 would put him on all time trajectory

[void cairn]

i agree but he has a certain level of disdain for okc that he doesn't have for other teams

[void cairn]

if he does all this, he'd be the best itw currently for me

already top 3 rn

[placid latch]

Wemby in playoffs would ignite

Everyone who saw those games with pistons would know

Muscling through everything lol

[fleet orbit]

possibly , but at the same time he’ll have to stay on it

wemby is so talented

[placid latch]

He ll probably have knee problems

[void cairn]

i really hope not

[placid latch]

So we are prolly gonna get to see it for a few years

[void cairn]

wemby is the face of the league rn

[placid latch]

The way he plays it's impossible

His youth and flexibility won't stay forever

[void cairn]

that's what people said about lebron

but his game aged well

hopefully wemby's game ages well too

[placid latch]

It's different uk

Being a 7 5

U get bone issues

[noble marsh]

Only thing holding Wemby back is injuries and at his height they are a more serious threat unfortunately

But his peak will be incredible regardless of how injuries play out

[void cairn]

modern medicine is a huge positive for him

look at tatum

[fleet orbit]

only reason tatum got hate is he’s a celtic tatum is a great player

[void cairn]

no i mean tatum was able to return from an achilles tear in 10 months

just 10 years ago, it would've taken you more than a year

[novel slate]

No

Knicks own them

[fleet orbit]

and just 20 your career is over

[void cairn]

knicks are not making it out of the east

[fleet orbit]

march madness and nba playoffs gonna cook i can’t fucking wait

[void cairn]

especially now that tatum is back

[novel slate]

No one fears tatum

Media overhyping them

[rancid thicket]

is he?

i dont know the guy

[void cairn]

it doesn't matter, he's easily a top 10 player rn

[novel slate]

…

[void cairn]

nobody fears anyone on the knicks

[novel slate]

[rancid thicket]

no he actually easily can.

[novel slate]

Tatum

Top 10?

[void cairn]

when healthy, yes

[rancid thicket]

what universe?

[placid latch]

He means currently prolly

[void cairn]

i literally stated that if healthy, he'd be top 10 RN

how are people arguing against that

[novel slate]

Cade, Wemby, Jokic, SGA, Giannis, Brunson (better scorer + clutch), Duren, Chet, hell even KD, and Barnes >>>>>

[void cairn]

chet 😭

[novel slate]

Chet DPOY

[void cairn]

atp you're hating too much

[fleet orbit]

chet is not better than tatum

[void cairn]

you realise wemby exists

[novel slate]

Tatum isn’t even better than Brown

[void cairn]

neither is scotty barnes

[fleet orbit]

yes he is

[novel slate]

???

[void cairn]

even brown would say tatum is better lmao

tatum was robbed of that fmvp

[novel slate]

Brown is a streamer

[novel slate]

LMAOO

[void cairn]

also no way you got jalen duren and brunson > wemby lmao

brunson literally does not play defense

[novel slate]

Tatum had one good game, the closer, and people still think he deserves FMVP?

[novel slate]

Okay you are a troll

[novel slate]

Duren dropping 20 10

Wemby rn is better than any form of Tatum

[void cairn]

??

[void cairn]

no shit wemby is top 3 in the nba rn

[void cairn]

last season tatum was averaging 27, 8 and 6

[novel slate]

Brown was the primary defender

[void cairn]

so now you're moving the goalposts?

[slow violet]

@rustic lichen how does this make you feel
https://vxtwitter.com/SteelersFC/status/2031532793432310151?s=20

Rico 🧃 (@SteelersFC)

https://t.co/cEQYIGAFF6

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 11, 2026, 12:48 AM

[fleet orbit]

did you see the news from this morning bro

[novel slate]

iggy got a whole FMVP for defending Lebron so no?

[slow violet]

what story?

[fleet orbit]

ravens signed trey hendrickson

4 years 112 mil

[slow violet]

WTF

actually 28 mill not bad

but not worth

[fleet orbit]

he’s not worth that at all he can’t stop the run

[trim timber]

Sounds like the Ratbirds wanted their first round picks back and at a decent enough side grade

[void cairn]

that was daylight robbery lmao, steph should've won that, iggy got it for "holding" lebron to 35. anyway you're moving the goalpost. initially you claimed tatum only had 1 good game, now you're saying that brown was the primary defender. also brown being the primary defender isn't even objectively true

[fleet orbit]

Raiders are still somehow cap compliant

tatum produces and does other things on the floor when his shooting is off

i still think raiders lost out less than the ravens here

[hasty mesa]

That league trust is infinitely more valuable than one year of cap

They’re cooked

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/conorryan_93/status/2031552856973574213?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Conor Ryan (@ConorRyan_93)

Charlie McAvoy - his mouth bloodied - after taking yet another hit to the mouth on Tuesday:

“I wish the hits would stop coming, honestly.”

QRT: ConorRyan_93
Charlie McAvoy needs more dental work after tonight’s game.

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 11, 2026, 2:08 AM

This poor mfer man, good lord

Still beat Canada though

[fleet orbit]

yeah but the ravens are the ones who lost the trust as long as the raiders disclosed the meniscus tear

[robust grotto]

Oooooh Canada. We lost a hockey game

[hasty mesa]

Yep I mean the Ravens

[fleet orbit]

oh ravens are cooked especially cuz trey is not worth the money

[hasty mesa]

The NFL needs to do something

Fine them whatever

Can’t let this just slide

The other 31 obviously are gonna be wary of doing any business with Baltimore now

[fleet orbit]

there’s nothing they can do , the deal was basically a handshake , it couldn’t of been formally approved till today when the new league year starts

[hasty mesa]

So a self-imposed consequence by the other 31 I guess

“You wanna be that way? Yeah we’re not dealing with you”

[fleet orbit]

yeah basically the other gms can swerve around the ravens at best

[slow violet]

i just think what the Ravens did, sets a horrible precedent for the NFL

[fleet orbit]

the raiders decision to not start crosby those last 2 days looks to be wise now

[novel slate]

Saying a player was the better defender isn’t moving the goalpost. Period. Tatum played 40+ minutes every single game. Brown was more efficient, higher +/-, better steals, better blocks. He literally held Luka to 20 points on 41% shooting when guarding him.

[trim timber]

I still say punish the Ratbirds

[fleet orbit]

i wouldn’t mind them getting punished but i don’t think it’s possible

[hasty mesa]

This is why you gotta nip this in the bud

[trim timber]

That's the AFC North mindset. Just make something up and punish them anyway

[fleet orbit]

we sit their front office down, do the clockwork orange thing with the eyes , and make them watch the loop kick on repeat

so who else could get crosby ?

[desert palm]

Sorry @willow galleon

[willow galleon]

I love my life

[finite nimbus]

Yeah, to which I'd say that's consequence enough

[finite nimbus]

this is not the first time this has happened–it's not even the first time baltimore's done it

what do you people want them to do? take away a pick because a player failed his fucking physical?

[trim timber]

That might be fair, maybe take a bat to the GMs knees after you let them go

[slow violet]

the thing that is bad about it is, they already knew he was coming off a meniscus not to mention. They pulled out now just right after Trey Hendricksons market crashed?
cmon man thats some bs 😭

[finite nimbus]

punishing teams for giving credence to the opinions of the medical teams that keep players healthy doesn't really send a good message either imo

[slow violet]

i think what happened is they realized they could get someone cheaper and a little closer and they still had a pending physical

its BS, all the gms think its BS

[finite nimbus]

and they can open up an investigation for whatever kind of derivative tampering that would be

[slow violet]

if other GMs thinks its BS then its not a regular occurance

[slow violet]

as they should

the owners meeting will be very interesting

[finite nimbus]

if they find that the crosby deal was purely gamesmanship, that could even create contractual issues. but at this point we don't know why he failed his physical, and it could have been something entirely distinct from the knee injury

but i don't think they were, nor could they have been, taking advantage of a crash in the hendrickson market–he was a top free agent. why would his stock go down, let alone after crosby found a new team?

[slow violet]

Falcons fans praying that Tua fails his physical

[finite nimbus]

if anything, that'd spark more demand for hendrickson

End of the day nobody's going to trust baltimore to stick by their trades until physicals are done, anytime soon. To the extent that such will make trading more difficult for baltimore, I think that's fair enterprise

[trim timber]

Falcons Health team with Tua.

[weak gull]

lol, only one gm has said that

It does not make sense for the ravens to back out of the trade basically losing 2 days of FA because of this as it tied up 30 mil in cap

[finite nimbus]

was it jerry

[weak gull]

Not sure as of now, only one gm has reportedly spoke on it

I don’t think it’s him though, the ravens used one of Jerry’s go to doctors to look at Crosbys knee I believe

[slow violet]

https://x.com/StevePalazzolo_/status/2031719893045756094?s=20

Steve Palazzolo (@StevePalazzolo_)

Reminder: Trey Hendrickson still has to pass a physical

X · Mar 11, 2026, 1:12 PM

[trim timber]

Doc's will slap his ass like the hood with a used car salesman and say he's good to go Jimmy

Or whatever the Ravens GM name is

[finite nimbus]

hmm. this combined with the reports that dallas is no longer pursuing crosby......hmmmmm...

[weak gull]

I genuinely believe the raiders did not disclose the severity of it

It doesn’t make any sense for the ravens to tie up their cap for the first 2. Days of FA

[desert palm]

This is why nowadays MLB reporters say pending physicals

Because they had the EXACT same issue during the Correa Saga

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

https://x.com/foxsportspr/status/2031732749057327447?s=46

They moved the game AWAY from Tubi, a free streaming service, because of how much it matters for Team USA

FOX Sports PR (@FOXSportsPR)

Tonight, Team USA's fate in the #WorldBaseballClassic is on the line.

Programming Updates 🚨

Canada at Cuba - 3:00 PM ET, FS2
Italy at Mexico - 7:00 PM ET, FS1
Dominican Republic at Venezuela - 8:00 PM ET, Tubi

All games are available to stream live on Fox One.

X · Mar 11, 2026, 2:03 PM

[slow violet]

https://vxtwitter.com/CDonnick1/status/2031515266434187292?s=20

Carter Donnick (@CDonnick1)

I will say the potential 3 way sideline fight between Sirianni AJ Brown and Riq at some point in the year in that 4:30 time slot on FOX could be an all-timer

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 10, 2026, 11:39 PM

[hollow wind]

RAVENS LOL

😭 😭

[slow violet]

https://vxtwitter.com/SlaterNFL/status/2031547421419864242?s=20

Jane Slater (@SlaterNFL)

Talking to other GMs around the league on the Maxx Crosby situation and his post meniscus recovery in generalities.

One had this to say:

“He was never gonna ‘pass’ a physical …based on where he is in recovery. Something else had to lead to the decision. Do they think he is too far behind in rehab? Don’t like the images of recovery? ..or something else potentially..”

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 11, 2026, 1:47 AM

i remember this olympics tweet like it was yesterday

[desert palm]

https://x.com/justinmlb/status/2031520784850526340?s=46

Justin (@JustinMLB)

“Explain Maxx Crosby to the Ravens in MLB terms”

X · Mar 11, 2026, 12:01 AM

[placid latch]

He is

[hasty basin]

Tatum was top 5 before so hes for sure top 10 at least

[placid latch]

His athleticism , rebounding, step back 3 s , ability to carry the team and handle scoring under the pressure

[fleet orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/chicagobears-dwcprodz-ryan-poles-ryan-poles-phone-gif-12198815583573196927

[placid latch]

Iggy was good, steph was better

[desert palm]

@amber grove

Idk if you in this map area but if you do you can stream Braves games no blackouts for only $99!

https://x.com/braves/status/2031733046269841714?s=46

Atlanta Braves (@Braves)

https://t.co/O4YXj2SEfZ is here!

Stream over 140 regular season Braves games in-market with NO BLACKOUTS! Visit https://t.co/AlC8pSKFZb for all info.

X · Mar 11, 2026, 2:04 PM

[novel slate]

Ant, Luka, Jokic, Wemby, SGA, Kawhi, Cade, Giannis, Brunson, and Brown.

Donovan, Murray, Barnes, Chet, Deni, and Flagg are there too.

[hasty basin]

I get we used to clown on Tatum but idk hes proven to me in the playoffs, was doing so well til the injury

[finite nimbus]

he also will always have that ring

[hasty basin]

SGA Jokic Luka Wemby Giannis are probably the ones id take for sure

[finite nimbus]

the issue with tatum isn't that he himself isn't elite, it's that he doesn't get it done w/o help

yesterday was more of the same

[novel slate]

Ant has the aura Tatum wishes he had

[hasty basin]

Ok so if we're ranking auras why is Luka here

[finite nimbus]

what lol

[novel slate]

I’m not

[hasty basin]

Then what is the example for

🥀

[novel slate]

They are similar players

[hasty basin]

Similar level yes

Im factoring in defence too

[novel slate]

They both got texts that are funny af
Arm band always on
Step back merchants

[novel slate]

Tatum got long ass arms

[distant breach]

i hate baseball

[heady kettle]

Ahem let’s not talk abt giannis

[novel slate]

https://tenor.com/view/giannis-antetokounmpo-joel-embiid-philadelphia-gif-27115118

[heady kettle]

Bruhhh sga is rlly not tuff bro he just acts like it getting all those freethrows and scoring points

[novel slate]

SGA is tuff wtf…

[heady kettle]

And his post match interviews r so corny

[novel slate]

SGA has surpassed Murray’s aura in the clutch

[heady kettle]

Na dawg he acts soo corny like he self glazez himself too much

[rustic lichen]

wow man

[hasty basin]

Sucks they got a Charles fan too

💔💔

Btw sga getting freethrows is old meme now

We're jumping on Dort now

Pushoff meme is at an all time high tho

You can hate him on that

[novel slate]

Can’t pass the test without knowing the answers

[novel slate]

He still flops for his 20

[hasty basin]

Everytime I see this i just get reminded of this tweet and die laughing

[novel slate]

That’s 60% of sport fans

[hasty basin]

How life feels after that last SGA game

https://tenor.com/view/dog-butterfly-nujabes-free-peace-gif-4672711149702215833

[rustic lichen]

186-29 in 5 years with no nattys is absurd work

[novel slate]

Has he surpassed Murray’s aura?

[hasty basin]

Idk you tell me

No one's passing Jwill aura

[novel slate]

They both make me nervous and clinch my butt in the 4th. Every shot makes time stop. It feels like they could throw anything into the air and it has a good chance of going in. Truly the definition of aura.

[rustic mountain]

Report: Colts, Jones agree to 2-year, $88M contract
https://thescore.com/nfl/news/3497142

This dude

Is the greatest thief in recent memory

I actually applaud it

[dim ledge]

LOL

LOOOOOOL

[rustic mountain]

@rustic ore

[dim ledge]

but yeah Purdy is an overpay

Fuck this gay earth

[rustic mountain]

Actually insane the colts are giving this dude 88 million dollars over 2 years

[hollow wind]

At least it’s only 2 years. They just want to see if they can recreate any of that first 6 game magic they had 😭

They probably won’t

[rustic mountain]

Yeah but like

88 mil

For those two years

Daniel Jones is a 44 mil a year QB

Drake is gonna be so expensive because of this shit

[fleet orbit]

nah kirk cousins clears

[smoky fable]

Danny Dimes made a bag

That’s crazy

[smoky fable]

Yeah it probably won’t be recreated

[smoky fable]

Yep so best they’re being aggressive

[rustic mountain]

Cousins at least had good seasons

[desert palm]

https://x.com/notgaetti/status/2031762550040219834?s=46

Not Gaetti (@notgaetti)

The Montreal Expos will lose a Hall of Famer, as Andre Hawk Dawson will have his plaque recast without any logo on the cap

Players now have the option to have no logo on their cap, but that was not an option when Hawk was elected 16 years ago

X · Mar 11, 2026, 4:01 PM

[dim ledge]

I've heard enough, bring back the expos

I'd unironically become an expos fan

[finite nimbus]

"The Montreal Expos will lose a Hall of Famer" is kind of a dramatic way to start this tweet lol

[desert palm]

lol

[desert palm]

They still have 2 others in Gary Carter and Tim Raines

Nationals and Rays still don’t have one yet

[finite nimbus]

like history will only ever associate him with the club by way of the logo on his bust

oh his PLAQUE

my mistake

[desert palm]

Apparently he has some bad blood with the Expos Franchise

He was more proud of his @fleet orbit Cubs tenure

He wanted to go in as a Cub

This was a compromise from the Hall to make his cap Blank

[fleet orbit]

damn the expos goofed

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2031778757204197488

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

New York Giants co-owners Steve, Laurie and Jonathan Tisch are requesting to transfer their stakes in the team to their children’s trusts, according to an NFL memo obtained by @SethWickersham and @JordanRaanan.

X · Mar 11, 2026, 5:06 PM

@hasty mesa

[hasty mesa]

Oh shit

[noble fractal]

https://x.com/i/status/2031687191202521095

No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits)

X · Mar 11, 2026, 11:02 AM

[placid latch]

True this

Only tuff shots made

[noble fractal]

how does one become a spurs fan anyways

[placid latch]

Tottenham..?

[noble fractal]

ye

[placid latch]

Right

I don't know shi after son left

[burnt cedar]

They’re not even the biggest club in Tottenham

A lot of the fans recently would have came from the Kane/Son era

[slow violet]

https://x.com/UnderdogNFL/status/2031752211613585803?s=20

Underdog NFL (@UnderdogNFL)

Schultz: Daniel Jones to sign a 2-year, $88M extension with the Colts.

Could be worth up to $100M.

X · Mar 11, 2026, 3:20 PM

@smoky fable @fleet orbit @rustic ore
😭 HE ROBBED ANOTHER TEAM

https://tenor.com/view/he-cant-keep-getting-away-with-it-gif-19335672

he is getting paid more than sam darnold 😭

[fleet orbit]

kirk cousins cried as his pupil continued his legacy

[slow violet]

50 million dollars for 8 good games

you gotta be fucking kidding me 😭

lol bro sam darnolds deal looking like the greatest deal in sports right now 😭

[fleet orbit]

chris ballard is a smooth brain

[slow violet]

hes trying to save his job

he knows hes cooked

but he just fucked colts fans for the next 2 years minimum 😭

bro its so good to have a GM secure in his job, because you don't have to deal with stupid shit like this

[fleet orbit]

he is basically done unless the colts make the playoffs

[slow violet]

100%

[fleet orbit]

and i mean the colts making the playoffs isn’t that crazy but im not convinced jones will be able to recover nicely from this

[finite nimbus]

I was arguing about rashid shaheed's deal yesterday. The goal of every NFL team is supposed to be to win a championship that year. Not establish a dynasty, not tank and get better the next year, not try to put together a serviceable roster so you don't lose and lose until stakeholders pressure the ownership to sell. In that light, every single move that a GM makes precipitating an eventual super bowl win that year is an adequate move

It's the one time in football we get to peer in retroactively and rightly re-write history. You win a championship, everything you did that got you there was the right more.

Doesn't mean every move that the team makes was a move that got them there. Doesn't mean the future is shiny. But in today's NFL, if you wouldn't sacrifice the next 5 years to win right now, you're wrong.

[slow violet]

well true there is always desperation at any position and this is showing tbh

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/money-filthy-rich-gif-12840928

What I'm curious about is does that overwrite the transition tag or add onto it and make it effectively a 3 year deal?

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/TomPelissero/status/2031801815226835071

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

Three-time Pro Bowl safety Kevin Byard is signing with the Patriots on a one-year, $9 million deal, per sources.

Deal negotiated @DavidMulugheta of @AthletesFirst.

X · Mar 11, 2026, 6:37 PM

@rustic mountain

@fleet orbit

[rustic mountain]

It's only a year but

That's a huge upgrade at safety

[rustic ore]

Brutal loss for the Bears

Nice pick up for NE

[rustic mountain]

Means our secondary is hella mean with Byard, Gonzo, and Davis

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/TomPelissero/status/2031804239916208218

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

The Vikings and RB Aaron Jones have agreed to a revised contract to keep him in Minnesota for the 2026 season, sources tell me and @RapSheet.

Jones lowers his base salary to $5.5 million and will stay in Minnesota.

X · Mar 11, 2026, 6:47 PM

[sweet tree]

Raya wth

great save

nvm

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/EgbukaEmeka/status/2031799198530551992

Emeka Egbuka (@EgbukaEmeka)

Is CTE even real? 🤔

X · Mar 11, 2026, 6:27 PM

[sweet tree]

Leverkusen gosl

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/millie-bobby-brown-surprise-surprised-wow-happy-gif-25942111

[sweet tree]

1-0

[rustic ore]

E2, baby

[sweet tree]

from a corner lol

[rustic ore]

Can we not?

[sweet tree]

was unmarked there

Andrich

[ripe yacht]

GOAL

[burnt cedar]

They deserved it

[sweet tree]

didn't martinelli hit the bar

[burnt cedar]

We haven’t come out second half

[sweet tree]

idk I didn't see much of the first half

[burnt cedar]

Yeah he did

That’s the only thing that happened

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/poop-gingerbread-scared-to-death-gif-24286071

Not exactly the take you want to hear from your star wideout

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/GoalsXtra/status/2031805016416153738

Goals Xtra (@GoalsXtra)

Robert Andrich good header !!!
︀︀
︀︀🇪🇺 Leverkusen 1-0 Arsenal

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FixupX · Mar 11, 2026, 6:50 PM

[smoky fable]

Puka got to him

[gloomy crest]

FROM A SETPIECE ASWELL LMAOOOO

[dim ledge]

Puka is on such a bizarre arc

[rustic mountain]

Looks Egbigboo is following that

[rustic ore]

We let Mike walk and now we have CTE2

Tis a Bucs Life

[slow violet]

@rustic ore do you think this is a bad offseason

lol lot of bucs fans are saying it is online

they saying they chose Bowles over Evans, David, cohen

[rustic ore]

It's mixed

Love the signings of Anzalone and Gainwell

Heart hurts about losing Mike, but from a business sense it makes sense. He's older and coming off of 2 injury plagued seasons. It's always better to cut ties a year early than a year late

David is up in the air, he's either gonna re-sign with Tampa or retire

[desert palm]

@rustic mountain @plush jungle @ripe yacht

CUBA VS CANADA WBC STARTING SOON!

Winner goes to the Knockout Stage Quarterfinals! (If Canada wins it will be their first time ever doing so since the inception of the tournament in 2006!)

[rustic ore]

Would've been nice though to can Bowles once it became clear Coen was a good play caller

[fleet orbit]

i’m gonna miss him but i understand

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/MikeGarafolo/status/2031808561613865006 @sweet tree @dawn tapir

Mike Garafolo (@MikeGarafolo)

Gettin’ Chiggy with it: The #Commanders have agreed to terms on a three-year deal with TE Chig Okonkwo, per The Insiders.

The deal for the former #Titans was confirmed by his agents Jason Chayut and Jared Fox.

X · Mar 11, 2026, 7:04 PM

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2031809582125785130

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Former Patriots safety Jaylinn Hawkins reached agreement today on a two-year deal with the Baltimore Ravens, per sources.

X · Mar 11, 2026, 7:08 PM

[desert palm]

Imagine if Canada makes it and USA doesn’t……….

Canada with a runner on base already!

[ripe yacht]

Just need the mexico and Italy game to end 4-3

[desert palm]

You’re also a Jays fan?

[ripe yacht]

Yes lol

[desert palm]

If so, never knew! I’ll reflect that from now on

[finite nimbus]

players starts tm anyone here golf fans

[desert palm]

@ripe yacht @rustic mountain @plush jungle

Runners on first and second for Canada no outs

[fleet orbit]

at the very least we got bryant

but i’m sad about byard ngl he was great in chicago

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/TomPelissero/status/2031811019194970345

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

The Commanders are signing safety Nick Cross, sources tell The Insiders.

X · Mar 11, 2026, 7:14 PM

[desert palm]

Oniel K’s

1 out runners on first and second

[finite nimbus]

who is canada playing?

[robust grotto]

Cuba

[finite nimbus]

oooo

[desert palm]

INTERFERENCE BRUUUH

BRUUUUUH

now runners on 3rd and 2nd 1 out

Sac fly could be in play

Bases loaded for Canada

2 outs

[robust grotto]

What time is the Mexico game my friend?

[desert palm]

7 eastern

Could be wrong though

RISP FAIL

Canada waisted runners in scoring position 1 out moment

[plush jungle]

Sigh

[sweet tree]

that's a pen

[robust grotto]

Tyvm

[sweet tree]

good effort from madueke

hmm

[ripe yacht]

Cmon man

[frail berry]

😭 😭

[ripe yacht]

That’s a dive no

[desert palm]

Yeah, crazy waisted opportunity for Canada

[sweet tree]

there's contact but it's exaggerated

[desert palm]

K on Moncada

[frail berry]

Tbf if that was my player id want them to fall

[desert palm]

2 outs for Cuba

[sweet tree]

havertz 1-1

well slotted

[sweet tree]

yeah

[frail berry]

Just how the game is now 🤷‍♂️

[desert palm]

Runner on 1st base for Cuba 2 outs

[dim kettle]

You think you can be the manager of the US team if they escape?

[desert palm]

Lolololol

[burnt cedar]

Hit the back of his heel

[desert palm]

Get me on MLB network then we can start talking lol

Canada gets the 3 outs to end the inning

[smoky fable]

God damn it Tillman

[dim kettle]

I've had more fun watching Samurai Japan than the US this time around. How the fuck does that happen?

[rustic mountain]

Tillman?

[smoky fable]

Haaaaaaas

[smoky fable]

It’s soccer

[rustic mountain]

Oh soccer

[smoky fable]

Yeah

[rustic mountain]

Carry on

[ripe yacht]

wtf is this lmao 😭

[desert palm]

Mark Derosa is stupid

[frail berry]

whyd they redo the corner

[sweet tree]

is that 3 wingers lol

[sweet tree]

players holding

1-1 ft

[frail berry]

average day in the prem

[smoky fable]

Crazy how bad this is

[rustic ore]

https://fixupx.com/adamschefter/status/2031817419623473310?s=46

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Vikings are releasing DT Javon Hargrave today.

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FixupX · Mar 11, 2026, 7:39 PM

[rustic ore]

https://fixvx.com/gregauman/status/2031814868437778764

Greg Auman (@gregauman)

Bucs say this isn't from Egbuka, for what it's worth.

QRT: EgbukaEmeka
Is CTE even real? 🤔

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 11, 2026, 7:29 PM

https://tenor.com/view/doakes-im-watching-you-gif-16773151899168519026

https://x.com/mattbarrows/status/2031820256512262616 @dim ledge @proud coyote @plush jungle

Matt Barrows (@mattbarrows)

Per source, the 49ers and TE Jake Tonges have struck a two-year deal worth $8M overall and $5.5M guaranteed. Tonges, who filled in well for George Kittle last season, had been a restricted free agent.

X · Mar 11, 2026, 7:51 PM

[sweet tree]

what a weird looking PSG kit

[dim ledge]

Great deal

Very happy with that

[fleet orbit]

@rustic mountain i think you’ll be happy with this one byard is HIM

[rustic ore]

Obviously far cry from Kittle but at bare minimum he can hold the spot down

[noble fractal]

lets go bodo glimt

[desert palm]

@ripe yacht @rustic mountain @plush jungle

CANADA LEADS 1-0!

[nimble onyx]

Mate

Why is no one making a run into the box

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2031822479472140537

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

The Arizona Cardinals officially have released QB Kyler Murray.

With Murray now free, the Minnesota Vikings are considered the overwhelming favorite to sign him.

In the words of one source: “I’d be shocked if he’s not a Viking.”

X · Mar 11, 2026, 8:00 PM

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2031822493606920685

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Source: Falcons officially have released QB Kirk Cousins after two seasons, and he will become a free agent today.

Cousins already is owed $10 million from the Falcons for this upcoming season.

X · Mar 11, 2026, 8:00 PM

[nimble onyx]

Doku giving out dimes

But no one is making the run

[sweet tree]

hakimi is nuts

[desert palm]

I wonder if he actually is contemplated baseball. He’s older but if he actually does it now it is not impossible

[dim kettle]

In gaming terms, he got kicked off his competitive COD team.

[sweet tree]

rooting for them

[desert palm]

Brent Rooker is over 30 and just started playing in the majors everyday when he was 28

[sweet tree]

BARCOLA WTF

that's a good finish

PSG 1-0

crossbar and in

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/SeifertESPN/status/2031819380577714604?s=20

Kevin Seifert (@SeifertESPN)

The Vikings will make a procedural move today on Harrison Smith, making him a post-June 1 release. It's NOT an indication that he has decided to retire. Instead, it will give him more time to figure out his plans. The Vikings would certainly take him back if that's what he wants.

X · Mar 11, 2026, 7:47 PM

[fleet orbit]

daniel jones has a ways to go to approach goat status of getting paid to not do much

[sweet tree]

@hasty basin bro scored

[desert palm]

Like if he relegated to a backup role anyways I don’t see why not

[rustic ore]

Sam Bradford still takes the cake for me

At least Kirk has gotten to the playoffs

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2031825664655974549

Tekkers Foot (@tekkersfoot)

🚨🇪🇺 BARCOLA OPENS THE SCORING FOR PSG!
︀︀
︀︀PSG 1-0 Chelsea.

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FixupX · Mar 11, 2026, 8:12 PM

[fleet orbit]

sam bradford if only he never was so injury prone

[dim kettle]

Kid Cousins showed "potential" of greatness in the postseason. Sam Bradford, I swear football execs and me saw two different QBs.

When Cousins finally retires, I'll be able to say whenever he gets brought up, "Too bad he couldn't face the Bucs every week."

[solid dagger]

[desert palm]

Nine vs Murray

[solid dagger]

Holy shit what a goal

[rustic ore]

I’d happily take Murray and it’s not particularly close

[dim kettle]

Damn, that already sounds like a COD match on Xbox Live.

[rustic ore]

Especially given his elite mobility and the weapons Minny has

[sweet tree]

dembouz bar

[desert palm]

Ngl, I still want Murray to for for baseball

You rarely hear someone choose Baseball over Football

[dim kettle]

So Murray can get a baseball contract requiring him to look at tape, too?

[desert palm]

Not as much lol

[nimble onyx]

Bbq chicken with Trent at RB

[sweet tree]

doku getting past him?

[nimble onyx]

Easily

[desert palm]

The one I can think of is Todd Helton who in college was a starter while Peyton Manning (Yes THAT Peyton Manning) was his Back Up.

[sweet tree]

chelsea with a close chance

[dim kettle]

I would love to see another pro baseball/football player like Deion or Bo.

[desert palm]

Granted, there were outside circumstances that also made him decide on baseball

Particularly his Knee injury but still

[desert palm]

Ohtani 😏

I know I know

Not the same

BUT at the same time

Pitching is like a COMPLETELY different art than Hitting

[dim kettle]

Ohtani to the Jets confirmed?

[desert palm]

lol

[solid dagger]

Bruh

What is that defence city

[noble fractal]

valverde goal

[nimble onyx]

Good hit from Bernardo

[noble fractal]

cringe

[nimble onyx]

Why is my stream behind

[dim kettle]

On a side note, I've been watching a lot of Japan TV and damn, Ohtani is everywhere during commercials. I know he's very big there, but you just don't know 'how' big until you see it.

[sweet tree]

damn dood

[crude berry]

Bruh

Lmao

[nimble onyx]

Donnarumma with a boneheaded play

Why tf would you come out there

[desert palm]

He is literally “Baseball G-D” 2.0 in Japan

[desert palm]

1.0 was Ichiro

[solid dagger]

Courtois assist lol

[solid dagger]

I think O'Riley is also at fault there

[crude berry]

No reason to even come up lol

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2031828104155476163

Tekkers Foot (@tekkersfoot)

🚨🇪🇺 VALVERDE OPENS THE SCORING FOR REAL MADRID!
︀︀
︀︀Real Madrid 1-0 Manchester City.

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FixupX · Mar 11, 2026, 8:22 PM

[dim kettle]

Ichiro best Nintendo mascot.

[ripe yacht]

How

[sweet tree]

that's on both I'd say

[solid dagger]

Yeah it's definitely on both

[desert palm]

Some have alleged that Nintendo directly helped with signing Ichiro

[crude berry]

Valverde is kinda cooking lately

[nimble onyx]

Nico made a mistake

Gigio made sure that mistake was punished

[sweet tree]

Valverde is good in big games usually

[solid dagger]

I find it so funny how this will be such an even tie and whoever comes out of this bloodbath will be rewarded with Bayern lmfao

[dim kettle]

"We'll make another Metroid game if you sign..."

[desert palm]

Huge

[desert palm]

Sadly the older Japanese players aren’t into modern day Japanese culture

BUT

Ohtani and A few others

Have outwardly expressed they do!

Like I believe Ohtani even met Oda around the time Dodgers did the One Piece Collab

[gloomy crest]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

[sweet tree]

omg

Barcola been quite good

[dim kettle]

Yep. Shohei met him at Oda's house.

2-0 Canada.

[desert palm]

@ripe yacht @rustic mountain @plush jungle

TORO HOMER 2-0 Canada!

[ripe yacht]

Homer

[plush jungle]

Nice

[solid dagger]

Holy shit

[noble fractal]

Valverde goal

[solid dagger]

Valverde again

[noble fractal]

City is shit

[ripe yacht]

YOO WTF LMAO

[sweet tree]

AGAIN?

r u serious

[ripe yacht]

what’s pep on

[noble fractal]

all english teams out rn

[solid dagger]

Great goal

[sweet tree]

Chelsea goal too

[ripe yacht]

This madrid team is dog shit

[sweet tree]

MALO GUSTO GOAL

it's PSG 1-1 Chelsea

[crude berry]

Bro wtf

City lmao

[calm canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/fede-valverde-fede-valverde-federico-federico-valverde-gif-26715474

[noble fractal]

juat as I said that

[gloomy crest]

OH MY

OH MYYY

[nimble onyx]

Lucky goal

[sweet tree]

keeper should do better there

[noble fractal]

chelsea sole english team to move on

[crude berry]

Nah, valverde is cooking up a whole buffet

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2031828809482211792

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Former Dolphins DE Bradley Chubb reached agreement on a three-year, $43.5 million deal worth up to $52.5 million that includes $29 million guaranteed with the Buffalo Bills, per @ErikBurkhardt of @RocNationSports.

X · Mar 11, 2026, 8:25 PM

Lol

[crude berry]

Hatty incoming

[sweet tree]

Valverde having a brace...