sports

[rustic mountain]

To go back to Indy

Daniel Jones is a scam artist

[rustic ore]

Could’ve been a case that Indy offered the most guaranteed

Also could be that that one account was lying to stir up shit

[slow violet]

The jets got a good defense if it was 2019

[rustic ore]

Engagement bait and whatnot

You never know

[rustic mountain]

Either way

Hilarious

The Colts think they are gonna do something

Which is funny because even before Danny went down with injury, their train was slowing down

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/schultz_report/status/2031054946766852246?s=46&t=p7cGuHvykKWdHLCLT_54_A @dim kettle

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report)

BREAKING: Kenneth Gainwell is signing with the #Bucs on a 2-year, $14M deal, with $10M guaranteed, per sources. Deal done by @WinSportsGroup.

Gainwell, the #Steelers’ team MVP last year, had 1,023 total yards and 8 TDs and is an ascending player as a runner and pass catcher.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 5:10 PM

Well then

[smoky fable]

White is gone somewhere

Don't know where

Tucker gone too

[rustic ore]

Prob DC

He wants that ASU connection again

[rustic mountain]

Wonder where Shaheed ends up going

[slow violet]

damn thats a really good deal for the bucs

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/MikeGarafolo/status/2031053531503903134?s=20

Mike Garafolo (@MikeGarafolo)

The #Titans have agreed to terms on a two-year deal with Mitchell Trubisky in a deal done by his agents at @excelfootball.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 5:04 PM

[dim kettle]

What can go wrong?

[rustic mountain]

Tennessee gettin ol Mitch eh

[rustic ore]

Kissing Titties to Kissing Titans

[rustic ore]

Finally, a franchise QB in Tennessee

[slow violet]

https://x.com/TheNFLDrop/status/2031038851137806559?s=20

NFL Drop (@TheNFLDrop)

BREAKING: Cowboys signing pass rusher Trey Hendrickson to a four-year, $190M deal. (via @AdamFerrellNFL)

X · Mar 9, 2026, 4:06 PM

CHAT

is this real

[rustic ore]

No

[dim kettle]

They got one before their college program.

[rustic ore]

Ferrell is a parody account

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2031056086799622528

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Source: Former Lions LB Alex Anzalone is signing a two-year, $17 million deal with the Buccaneers.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 5:14 PM

@rustic ore

Here’s a real one

There’s a linebacker

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/pawchain-pawswap-blockchain-layer2-ethereum-gif-13778235879620811544

Thank you God

An LB

[dim kettle]

Licht throwing money at things?

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2031055929777492159

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

A record deal: Ravens free-agent punter Jordan Stout reached agreement today with the Giants on a three-year, $12.3 million deal that makes him the NFL’s highest-paid punter and reunites him with his former head coach John Harbaugh, per ESPN sources. The deal cannot be signed

X · Mar 9, 2026, 5:14 PM

Linderbaum still has no news yet

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/mikegarafolo/status/2031056184069804538?s=46&t=p7cGuHvykKWdHLCLT_54_A

Mike Garafolo (@MikeGarafolo)

The #Patriots have agreed to terms with FB Reggie Gilliam on a three-year deal worth up to $12 million with $6 million fully guaranteed in a deal done by his agent Brad Cicala.

Gilliam gets $4.4M in the first year of the deal to join a new AFC East team.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 5:15 PM

@rustic mountain

Finally, an NE splash

[rustic mountain]

Report: Kelce returning for 14th season with Chiefs
https://thescore.com/nfl/news/3495508

God please just retire

[slow violet]

https://x.com/RiseUpReader/status/2031036241756479507?s=20

Rise Up Ryan (@RiseUpReader)

Y’all ready to #TankWithTua?

X · Mar 9, 2026, 3:55 PM

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/MikeSilver/status/2031054686934151262 @amber grove Hoop back

Michael Silver (@MikeSilver)

Tight end Austin Hooper is signing with the Falcons, his original team.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 5:09 PM

[rustic mountain]

See ya Hooper, you were a good dude

[rustic lichen]

I just gotta say

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/2031056862649426352?s=46

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman)

𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴: Former Vikings punter Ryan Wright is signing a four-year, $14 million deal with the Saints, per @AdamSchefter

Punters are getting PAID 💵

X · Mar 9, 2026, 5:17 PM

[rustic lichen]

I don’t think Marc Andrews was worth keeping

[versed forge]

https://tenor.com/view/taylor-swift-taylor-swift-travis-kelce-travis-gif-6764669368422642002

[rustic mountain]

Probably easier to feel that after he had that drop

[rustic lichen]

Even before all the drops

[rustic mountain]

Tbh I don't even want him to retire because of Taylor

I just don't like Travis Kelce

[slow violet]

Falcons fans are crashing out
https://x.com/GOATED_WF/status/2031032432263114921?s=20

MF⚜️ (@GOATED_WF)

these niggas see left handed with injury history and can’t control themselves

X · Mar 9, 2026, 3:40 PM

[versed forge]

That’s surprising, i know so many people want kelce to retire because of her 😂

[rustic lichen]

Wait how many seasons did Jason Kelce play?

Travis has outlasted his brother now right?

[rustic mountain]

I have no beef with Taylor Swift she's just another famous pop star

Travis Kelce annoys me tho

[versed forge]

Yep, i believe jason kelce played 13 seasons

[rustic mountain]

I prefer Jason Kelce

[versed forge]

Jason kelce is the cooler brother

[rustic mountain]

That and Travis has been flirting with retiring for 2 years

[rustic lichen]

I wonder which NFL star/popstar couple the NFL is gonna exploit when Travis retires

Probably Herbert and Madison Beer

[rustic mountain]

Getting Brett Favre syndrome but less so since Favre retired and unretired like 6 times

[rustic ore]

Yeah, Jason was 11-23 so 13 years, Kelce is 13-present so year 14

@slow violet @fleet orbit I’m being told Coby Bryant is now a Bear

[rustic mountain]

Not a bad get for Chicago

And Seattle begins its SB team being picked apart cycle

[fleet orbit]

solid signing !

[slow violet]

FUCK

@amber grove you ready
https://vxtwitter.com/OhhMar24/status/2031042754285814187?s=20

The Hood Therapist (@OhhMar24)

Next season should be fun 🙁

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 9, 2026, 4:21 PM

[smoky fable]

Who’s your safety replacement

https://x.com/AaronWilson_NFL/status/2031059418956083470

Aaron Wilson (@AaronWilson_NFL)

Cade Mays to #Lions three years, $25M, 14M fully guaranteed per league sources.
Represented by Octagon Sports @Octagon

X · Mar 9, 2026, 5:27 PM

[smoky fable]

The cardinals might sign Geno

[slow violet]

LOL we will kill Geno

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/TomPelissero/status/2031060133388710358

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

The Lions are signing center Cade Mays, per source.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 5:30 PM

[slow violet]

ty okada, he is decent

[smoky fable]

Center market falling

[slow violet]

guys are we gonna sign anyone today 😭

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/MaioccoNBCS/status/2031061044404326456

Matt Maiocco (@MaioccoNBCS)

Free-agent WR Kendrick Bourne on the NFL Network emphasized his great relationship with first-year Cardinals coach Mike LaFleur. Bourne said stresses that he fits a lot of systems.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 5:34 PM

https://x.com/Schultz_Report/status/2031061981415854100

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report)

The #Titans are signing TE Daniel Bellinger to a 3-year, $24M deal, per sources.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 5:38 PM

linderbaum raiders

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2031063591923630324

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

ESPN Sources: Ravens free-agent center Tyler Linderbaum reached agreement today on a record deal with the Raiders, who are awarding him with a three-year, $81 million deal that includes $60 million guaranteed and makes him the highest paid interior offensive lineman in NFL

X · Mar 9, 2026, 5:44 PM

[plush jungle]

Niners have been quiet also sigh

[smoky fable]

@proud coyote @fleet orbit

you guys were indeed right

@rustic lichen

New center needed

[rustic lichen]

We are getting poached wtf

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/Schultz_Report/status/2031064043352367431

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report)

BREAKING: The #Cardinals are signing #Falcons RB Tyler Allgeier to a 2-year, $12M, per sources.

Allgeier has proven to have RB1 qualities in a shared role in Atlanta, totaling 2,876 rushing yards and 20 total TDs. A big addition.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 5:46 PM

@amber grove

[slow violet]

CAN WE SIGN ANYONE

[smoky fable]

You'll re-sign your own guys

[slow violet]

true 🥹

[proud coyote]

great deal

[slow violet]

we are probably drafting a rb 💀

alright fuck it Super bowl repeat off the menu

but Stop the 49ers from winning a super bowl Back on the menu

[fleet orbit]

called it !

[fleet orbit]

i hope bryant kills it for us

[rustic mountain]

Welcome to winning a sb

There's a reason repeating is hard as shit

[finite nimbus]

coby bryant is a great signing

[slow violet]

coby was the one guy i wanted back 😭

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/Schultz_Report/status/2031067383431852359

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report)

BREAKING: Former #Giants star WR Wan’Dale Robinson is signing with the #Titans, per sources.

The deal reunites him with Brian Daboll, who is now the OC in Tennessee.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 5:59 PM

@hasty mesa

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2031066908255047823

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Source: Former Jaguars RB Travis Etienne will be signing with the New Orleans Saints. He’s from Louisiana and it was important for him to be near home.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 5:57 PM

https://x.com/TomPelissero/status/2031068114469687687

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

Former Patriots DL Khyiris Tonga is signing with the Chiefs on a three-year, $21 million deal that includes $14M guaranteed, sources tell The Insiders

Deal negotiated by @davidcanter and @NessMugrabi of @aurasportsgroup

X · Mar 9, 2026, 6:02 PM

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2031068312289808550

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Former Eagles WR Jahan Dotson reached agreement today with the Falcons on a 2-year $15M deal worth up to $17M including $10M fully guaranteed, per source.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 6:03 PM

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2031068537716961629

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Wan’Dale Robinson will sign a four-year, $78 million deal that invoices $38 million guaranteed, per Adisa Bakari/ Jeff Whitney: The Sports & Entertainment Group.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 6:04 PM

[slow violet]

38 MILLION GTD

😭

[rustic mountain]

Happy for ya Tonga

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/Schultz_Report/status/2031068594335871064

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report)

Travis Etienne to the #Saints is 4-years and $52M, per sources.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 6:04 PM

[slow violet]

13 APY not bad for him

[sand flame]

Hey buddy @willow bone

[wanton tendon]

damn, sports, I love em

[willow bone]

👀

[wanton tendon]

well, enough sports for today

[fallen juniper]

lol

[sand flame]

[tardy robin]

Mango hater

[willow bone]

How did you know?

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/2031070075852132504

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

Splash for the #Saints: They are signing former #Bills G David Edwards, sources say.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 6:10 PM

[dusky portal]

Come back 😭

[fallen juniper]

we trolling cyg for some reasons

[willow bone]

🙄

[dusky portal]

Sports are so fun

[cinder elk]

You're not cyg

[willow bone]

They are jealous of me

[dusky portal]

Aight that’s enough for today

[cinder elk]

You're someone else

[ancient root]

where did BG and Lunar go, have you seen them?

[torn gale]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-phone-speed-legendary-stream-speed-phone-gif-4108923420328591811

[wanton tendon]

Federer > Nadal

[willow bone]

I don't know

[smoky fable]

That's a lot of money

[willow bone]

Nadal better 👀

[torn gale]

It is

[willow bone]

Like who?

[torn gale]

Looks like we will be wr hunting in the draft

[wanton tendon]

equal!

[cinder elk]

Idk

You tell me

Lol

[torn gale]

Because these free agents are getting bags

[willow bone]

Okay i will accept

[wanton tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/roger-federer-fist-pump-tennis-atp-gif-20105036

[willow bone]

I'm a log, I can't tell

[fallen juniper]

djokovic>>

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2031070612928565561

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Former Bills G David Edwards is signing a 4-year, $61 million deal with the Saints, per source.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 6:12 PM

[sand flame]

Cyg what is that corny ass pfp

[willow bone]

https://tenor.com/view/rafael-nadal-forehand-winner-espana-tennis-gif-18714658

[fallen juniper]

ig cgy got domi reversi

[willow bone]

Ewwww

[cinder elk]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-yeah-right-ishowspeed-yeah-ishowspeed-right-ishowspeed-stream-gif-2870397197282141259

[willow bone]

Maybe

[wanton tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/eurosport-sport-tennis-victory-federer-gif-22154205

[willow bone]

Nice right?

[fallen juniper]

||cut your head off to get out of DR||

[sand flame]

[willow bone]

Good idea

I can leave and join to get back

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2031070955733233787

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Raiders have agreed to terms with WR Jalen Nailor on a three year, $35 million deal including $23 million guaranteed, per Ken Sarnoff and Joe DiBenedetto of 1 Of 1 Agency.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 6:13 PM

[torn gale]

What

[slow violet]

https://x.com/FDSportsbook/status/2031050833769484799?s=20

FanDuel Sportsbook (@FDSportsbook)

Jaxson Dart.
Malik Nabers.
Cam Skattebo.
Isaiah Likely.

JOHN HARBAUGH IS COOKING 🔥

X · Mar 9, 2026, 4:53 PM

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/TonyPauline/status/2031072136576594219

Tony Pauline (@TonyPauline)

I can confirm, Alec Pierce received a better offer from another team but turned it down in order to stay with the @Colts and Daniel Jones.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 6:18 PM

[versed forge]

Chiefs making all the right deals

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/BucsTrackerNFL/status/2031065366294606082?s=20

Matthew Hewitt (@BucsTrackerNFL)

Kind of funny the Bucs signed both of the players in this video

**💬 6 🔁 33 ❤️ 277 👁️ 17.9K **

▶ Play video

FixupX · Mar 9, 2026, 5:51 PM

[torn gale]

Ignore the rest of the wr room though. But yes very hype

[versed forge]

Omg

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/2031075093103698080?s=46

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

ESPN sources: former Buccaneers six-time Pro-Bowl WR Mike Evans is expected to sign a three-year deal with the San Francisco 49ers.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 6:30 PM

Mike Evans is a 49er

[dim kettle]

God, why did it have to be the team with a thousand injuries?

[smoky fable]

Wow

[tender hornet]

Damn it

Wanted him to retire a buccaneer

[dim kettle]

You can only hope he can play most of the season. He still has the skills, but availability has been a problem for him for the last 2 seasons

[smoky fable]

@dim ledge @proud coyote

@rustic ore

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2031076870406422655

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Former Browns LB Devin Bush reached agreement today on a 3-year, $30 million deal that includes $21 million guaranteed with the Chicago Bears, per agent Drew Rosenhaus.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 6:37 PM

@fleet orbit

[proud coyote]

lol wow

[fleet orbit]

alright another LB

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2031077066632724791

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Mike Evans’ decision to leave Tampa was not about money; the Bucs were aggressive in their pursuit and presented what was said to be a “very strong offer”. It came down to a desire for a new challenge as Evans enters the last years of his career.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 6:38 PM

Didn't have faith in the direction

sounds like

[dim kettle]

Sounds a lot like Jerry Rice his last few years.

[proud coyote]

jerry was a lot older

[dim kettle]

He picked the right team and coach. I just hope he doesn't go down by week 3 or 4 knowing his luck as of late.

[proud coyote]

yep he's prime material for a CMC sacrifice

[dim kettle]

Yeah. He was Tom Brady before Tom Brady. He never aged on the field.

Mike Evans has to change his number, though. I wonder what it would be.

https://x.com/Buccaneers/status/2031078665346285862?s=20

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (@Buccaneers)

When the time comes, we look forward to celebrating Mike's eventual Hall of Fame career.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 6:44 PM

[dim ledge]

Tldr thoughts

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2031078900013396358

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Comp update: the 49ers are giving Mike Evans a three-year, $60.4 million deal, per source.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 6:45 PM

https://x.com/TomPelissero/status/2031075475531948044

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

The Steelers have agreed with CB Jamel Dean on a three-year, $36.75 million deal, sources tell me and @RapSheet.

Deal done by @ErikBurkhardt of @RocNationSports.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 6:31 PM

@rustic ore

[rustic mountain]

Now let's hope the niners win the super bowl and then everyone forgets Evans was a Buc

[proud coyote]

20m apy is amazing

like alec pierce just got 28.5 lol

wandale got 19.5

[rustic mountain]

These high prices tell me Vrabel is gonna pass on signing someone like Shaheed

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2031082218056040942

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Former Chargers G Zion Johnson reached agreement today on a three-year, $49.5 million deal including $32.4 million guaranteed with the Cleveland Browns, per his agents Alan Herman and Jared Fox.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 6:58 PM

[rustic mountain]

Bro got to the playoffs and said okay enough of that

[smoky fable]

Are you against Romeo Doubs

Since that might be the receiver you get

[proud coyote]

doubs is good

[rustic mountain]

Nah I am not against him

[proud coyote]

would be a lot cheaper

probably like 13m at most

[dim ledge]

Did you prefer Doubs to Evans

[dim kettle]

Tom Brady will remember.

[rustic mountain]

Tom Brady is a tool

[dim kettle]

I love all the pics with Evans in a Niners jersey, and he's wearing 13. I hope they know what's wrong with it.

[rustic mountain]

They'll figure it

Out eventually

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/TristanWirfs78/status/2031082911508656213?s=20

Tristan Wirfs (@TristanWirfs78)

Man…

X · Mar 9, 2026, 7:01 PM

[rustic mountain]

Sucks to lose a legend doesn't it Mr. Wirfs

[tender hornet]

Eagles planning to do anything or?

[rustic mountain]

Yes, trading AJ to New England

[tender hornet]

I guess we resigned jordan yesterday

[tender hornet]

Not happening

[rustic mountain]

You say that now

[tender hornet]

We already rejected a first and a third right?

[rustic mountain]

Just gotta let the pot simmer

[tender hornet]

I don't see the patriots going much higher honestly

[rustic mountain]

Who knows as time goes on, and AJ complains more

Maybe the Eagles relent

[tender hornet]

Recently AJ has seemed more happy

Podcasts and such

[rustic mountain]

If ya say so

[tender hornet]

We'll see but I hope he stays

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/MLBONFOX/status/2031083795932205345?s=20

FOX Sports: MLB (@MLBONFOX)

Brazil has been eliminated from WBC title contention after their loss to the Dominican Republic.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 7:04 PM

[rustic mountain]

I'll be waiting in the wings

So to speak

[dim kettle]

Ha. They deleted it after

I'm keeping that mistake.

[rustic mountain]

I was about to say

That says Brazil

[dim kettle]

That's why I posted it.

[rustic mountain]

Ahh

[dim kettle]

I wanted to see how long it would stay

https://fixupx.com/NFLMemes/status/2031084195888369827?s=20

NFL Memes (@NFLMemes)

Bengals GM…

Quoting Pop Base (@PopBase)
︀
Today is National Napping Day.

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FixupX · Mar 9, 2026, 7:06 PM

[rustic mountain]

We've signed Dremont Jones and the Bills old FB

Really utilizing that cap space

[dim kettle]

They're still shell-shocked from the SB loss.

You should slap them back to reality.

[rustic mountain]

Idk why they are shell shocked

Everyone saw their loss coming

[dim kettle]

Who knows. They're in some trance.

[rustic mountain]

Obviously we believe in players that tbh we shouldn't be

Our wide out room was already mid now it's worse

We need help

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/ZacOnTheMic/status/2031085261287772602?s=20

𝗭𝗮𝗰 𝗕𝗹𝗼𝗯𝗻𝗲𝗿🎙 (@ZacOnTheMic)

I mean this [Chris Godwin, Emeka Egbuka, Jalen McMillan, Tez Johnson, Kameron Johnson] is still a strong WR room in TB

Plus, Bucky & Gainwell

It’s not like Baker is w/o weapons now

X · Mar 9, 2026, 7:10 PM

Then you remember who's coaching the team.

[desert palm]

That’s funny the typo

@dim kettle True Eliminations though

🫡

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/2031086321721127323

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

The #Giants are signing standout LB Tremaine Edmunds to a 3-year, $36M deal with $23.7M fully guaranteed, sources tell me and @MikeGarafolo.

Deal done by Todd France of @AthletesFirst.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 7:14 PM

@hasty mesa

https://x.com/JFowlerESPN/status/2031085916182249745

Jeremy Fowler (@JFowlerESPN)

John Franklin-Myers plans to sign with the Titans for three years and $63M with $42M guaranteed, per source.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 7:13 PM

[desert palm]

I’m just happy that Team Israel 🇮🇱 won a game and didn’t get mercy ruled by DR (in contrast to the Netherlands who did get mercy ruled)

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/TomPelissero/status/2031086681529442656

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

The Chargers are signing TE Charlie Kolar to a three-year $24.3 million contract that makes him the NFL’s highest-paid blocking tight end, sources tell The Insiders.

@SteveCaric of @WassermanNFL negotiated the deal, which includes $17M guaranteed.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 7:16 PM

[dim kettle]

WBC is getting into the groove of waking up at 6 AM to watch Japan games before the NPB season starts. Seriously, fuck daylight saving time for pushing games an hour ahead now.

[dim ledge]

Burrow should request a trade

[desert palm]

lol

DR vs Venezuela decides who play against Japan in the quarterfinals

[dim kettle]

I just want a US Japan rematch.

[rustic mountain]

A US Japan rematch would be fun

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/MikeGarafolo/status/2031088171002339525

Mike Garafolo (@MikeGarafolo)

The #Titans have agreed to terms with CB Cor’Dale Flott on a three-year, $45 million deal with $32 million fully guaranteed.

Another #Giants free agent follows his former HC Brian Daboll, now Tennessee’s OC, in a deal negotiated by @DavidMulugheta at @AthletesFirst.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 7:22 PM

[fleet orbit]

i like the devin bush signing

[rustic mountain]

The titans are kinda just signing a buncha dudes

[fleet orbit]

giants got edmunds

[slow violet]

https://x.com/SleeperSeahawks/status/2031076371909492972?s=20

SleeperSeahawks (@SleeperSeahawks)

Mike Evans vs. the 49ers Electrical Substation

X · Mar 9, 2026, 6:35 PM

[dim kettle]

Tampa media is in shambles rn. IDK. I think after seeing St.Louis traded to the Rangers, Longoria being traded to the Giants for peanuts, Stamkos being allowed to walk in FA. I've just gotten jaded from legends leaving.

[fleet orbit]

@slow violet i know how you must be feeling but i gotta be honest im excited about bryant

that’s a good signing

[slow violet]

to be honest

as long as we sign Spoon and JSN

i don't care what happens

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/2031089153346027727

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

#Chiefs standout S Bryan Cook is expected to sign with the #Bengals, as they make a splash on defense in a deal done by @LIFTSPORTSMNGMT, per The Insiders.

It’s a 3-year, $40.25M deal. He gets $18M in year 1.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 7:26 PM

wow Bengals did something

[fleet orbit]

i feel ya , bryant is fucking GOOD

[dim kettle]

I will say about the Bucs, though. If I didn't already know before, if Mike Evans doesn't believe in the Bucs, why should anyone?

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/2031089321101443179

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

The #Titans aren’t done, they’ve agreed to terms with CB Alontae Taylor, as the former #Saints star moves on.

He gets a 3-year deal worth $60M with $42M fully guaranteed in a deal done by Trevon Smith of @AthletesFirst.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 7:26 PM

[fleet orbit]

if the price is right i wouldn’t mind hendrickson

[dim kettle]

A lot of guys are being signed with the Titans. But it's always good to be reminded that if you're going real hard building a roster through FA that usually indicates your past failures in the draft.

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/Schultz_Report/status/2031089717895205227

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report)

Sources: The #Seahawks are re-signing CB Josh Jobe to a 3-year, $24M deal.

Jobe, a former undrafted free agent, started 15 games last season for the Super Bowl champions — adding 12 passes defensed and 1 INT. He wanted to stay in Seattle and got his wish.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 7:28 PM

@slow violet

[rustic mountain]

I don't think anyone is forgetting how bad the Titans drafts were

[rustic mountain]

The Seahawks NEED to resign Riq Woolen

[slow violet]

that is a great deal

[slow violet]

nah we not re signing him

he is way out of budget

Josh Jobe has really good coverage numbers

he is riqs replacement

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2031090493082226775?s=20

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Titans signings so far:

🏈Alontae Taylor
🏈Cordale Flott
🏈John Franklin Meyers
🏈Wan’Dale Robinson
🏈Daniel Bellinger
🏈Mitchell Trubisky

X · Mar 9, 2026, 7:31 PM

Mitchell Trubisky being the best signing so far.

[rustic mountain]

But he is hilarious and commits the worst penalties

Seattle needs that

[slow violet]

i know people have a love hate relationship with Riq

but we are really going to miss him next year

[rustic mountain]

Mostly love to hate him

[slow violet]

he has great speed/great length. He is usually the guy we put on the star receivers

anytime he got 1 on 1 with Puka, he locked him down

[rustic mountain]

After that nfc title game, I knew like 5 Seahawks fans who said if yall lost, Riq would need to answer personally for costing a ring

My brother in law was like "yeah it would be really cool if he wasnt there next year" and called him a Rams sleeper agent

[slow violet]

the thing about Riq is

you are unlucky he had the game in the NFC championship

because if it wasn't there he would of had it in the super bowl

Riq always locks tf in the game after a horrible game

you just gotta take the bad games with the good

[hollow wind]

Please stop making this god forsaken division more stacked

Holy shit what is this

[slow violet]

lol bro what do you mean

my team is getting fucking gutted

[hollow wind]

Mike Evans to SF

[slow violet]

bruh don't worry about him

the substation will take him down

[hollow wind]

Lmao

[rustic mountain]

5G Electrical Waves prevented a niners dynasty

[slow violet]

https://x.com/OnyxOdds/status/2031075493919760747?s=20

Onyx (@OnyxOdds)

@AdamSchefter The electromagnetic substation looking at Mike Evans right now

X · Mar 9, 2026, 6:31 PM

https://x.com/BradyHenderson/status/2031041335533449722?s=20

Brady Henderson (@BradyHenderson)

1) Of the Seahawks' top six UFAs, I think Josh Jobe has the best chance of re-signing. He had some of the best coverage numbers of any corner last season (see timeline). A self-made guy who seems to have the mindset/approach they want. My guess: he's back for around $10M/year.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 4:16 PM

and we got him for 8M/year

[desert palm]

@slow violet why did the Seattle Seahawks let Kenneth Walker “walk” away in FA?

[slow violet]

because we are going to back up the brinks truck for JSN and Spoon

[desert palm]

He was BETTER THAN ZACH

[slow violet]

uhh no he was not lol

they were about even

[desert palm]

He felt better

lol

[slow violet]

because he is electric

[smoky fable]

different skill sets to be more nuanced

[slow violet]

but Zach is more consistent

he is def more talented, but zach can block, catch better, steady runner

[robust grotto]

I would genuinely not draft this kid just based off this facial expression lmao

[slow violet]

lol i kinda want to draft him

[robust grotto]

If he’s good he’s good!!!

[hollow wind]

There is no way Pierce is worth all that right? Like there isn’t some secret stat or quality that the average fan is missing

[slow violet]

blame christian kirk

Alec Pierce is not worth that

[hasty mesa]

@fleet orbit does Edmunds still have gas

Just catching up to FA

[slow violet]

he only had one 1000 yard season

[hasty mesa]

We got Likely and the Ravens punter

And lost Wandale and Flott

[hollow wind]

Yea he’s basically done fuck all lol

[slow violet]

guys if they give danny dimes a $50 million dollar contract

[simple seal]

1968, some things never change

https://tenor.com/view/penalti-real-madrid-penalti-para-el-real-madrid-madrid-gif-11211489964821952123

[smoky fable]

secondary got worse

That's actually impressive

[smoky fable]

That's funny since your rams went all in on the secondary

[hollow wind]

Yeah it’s fine when we get better

I don’t want you guys to also get better

[torn gale]

A tight end with elite receiving abilities I can’t believe my eyes

[hollow wind]

[torn gale]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-smiling-thru-it-all-smile-thru-it-all-yeah-thats-my-life-cjs-lebron-cj-lebron-gif-5731805995644356949

[smoky fable]

Wow

[smoky fable]

Like the shades though

[torn gale]

You’re unethical

[hollow wind]

Stay outta this lil bro

You’re willingly a giants fan

[fleet orbit]

he does just not at the price point the bears paid

[dim ledge]

Surely Tua doesn't get picked up

[rustic mountain]

Surely he does

Just not as a starter

[dim ledge]

You gotta have like minimal trust in your starter to get him even as a backup

[rustic mountain]

Tua had games where he was a monster

It'll be enough to get him a backup gig

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2031099341398528452

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Source: Packers are releasing two-time Pro-Bowl center Elgton Jenkins.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 8:06 PM

[rustic mountain]

Pro bowl center you say?

[dim ledge]

Tua had games where he was a monster prior to his brain turning into mulch

[slow violet]

true

[rustic mountain]

I don't disagree

But this is the nfl

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/MikeMcCartney7/status/2031099831909757245

Mike McCartney (@MikeMcCartney7)

Pumped for Boye Mafe agreeing to a 3 year deal with the @Bengals

X · Mar 9, 2026, 8:08 PM

@slow violet

another seahawk gone

[rustic mountain]

Seattle is just gonna be picked over

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2031099858296189178

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Source: veteran QB Case Keenum is re-signing with the Chicago Bears on a 2-year, $5.5 million deal with a max value of $8 million.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 8:08 PM

[dim ledge]

The Jets could have the funniest QB room

[smoky fable]

@fleet orbit Bagent getting traded?

[rustic mountain]

The fact Case Keenum still has a job tells me Tua will

[slow violet]

this was expected also

we didn't really try to resign him

[plush jungle]

Yay Mike Evans

[smoky fable]

And woolen would be another guy like that

[slow violet]

ya woolen is so fucking gone

[smoky fable]

It's just the Witherspoon and JSN contracts

[plush jungle]

hopefully he isn't seriously injury prone as a niner

[smoky fable]

Who do you want back that might be gone then

[dim ledge]

I'm not sure how to feel about Evans

[smoky fable]

I actually don't know your contract situations as deep

[slow violet]

truthfully it was mostly just Coby i wanted back for that extra depth, but it is what it is

[rustic mountain]

Hopefully the sky isn't blue

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2031100711547613355

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Boye Mafe lands a 3-year, $60M deal.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 8:12 PM

comp picks

you forget comp picks

[slow violet]

we getting so many rd 3 picks

[rustic mountain]

Hey Russ was a 3rd rounder

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/2031100770091724891

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

The #Cowboys make another addition, this time agreeing to terms FA S Jalen Thompson, formerly of the #AZCardinals, per me and @SlaterNFL.

He gets a 3-year, $36M max deal done by Don Weatherell and Martin Fischman of @KlutchSports.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 8:12 PM

[rustic mountain]

Who knows maybe you get a new Russ for when Darnold is done in a couple years

[plush jungle]

No please not the Seahawks landing a good qb

[rustic mountain]

Darnold played well enough to get a ring

It's pretty clear they will be fine without a star talent at the position

[plush jungle]

yeah but he's decent at best

[slow violet]

lol that was like lightning in a bottle never going to happen again situation

[plush jungle]

they will be

[fleet orbit]

poles could do the funniest thing

[rustic mountain]

Wdym 3rd rounders work out a lot lol

Not like a 6th or 7th or ufa

[plush jungle]

but they won't be dynasty level without one and that's a relief

[fleet orbit]

not necessarily but there’s negotiations

[smoky fable]

Do you have the cap space?

[fleet orbit]

possibly

[smoky fable]

you traded for Garrett but he's eh

[rustic mountain]

Nah dynasties are hard. KC did it but even that's faulty a little

[fleet orbit]

the cap hit for next year for most of our guys is so low

poles is doing good rn

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/2031101197516472363

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

The #Commanders are signing free agent pass-rusher Odafe Oweh, per me and @MikeGarafolo.

The former #Chargers star gets a 4-year, $100M deal with $68M guaranteed done by @DavidMulugheta of @AthletesFirst.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 8:13 PM

[rustic mountain]

Even with Walker, what does KC look like?

[plush jungle]

not great

[rustic mountain]

Idk if this what dc needed or not

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/JFowlerESPN/status/2031101997210800521

Jeremy Fowler (@JFowlerESPN)

Patriots OT Vederian Lowe to the 49ers on a two-year deal, per sources.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 8:17 PM

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/2031102329647181902

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

The #49ers are signing OT Vederian Lowe to a two-year, $12M max contract with $5.75 million guaranteed, per source.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 8:18 PM

https://x.com/TomPelissero/status/2031103209364758724

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

Comp picks!

X · Mar 9, 2026, 8:21 PM

[dim ledge]

@proud coyote @plush jungle @strange kayak @rustic mountain

[tender hornet]

Most average brazilian game

[tender hornet]

Damn niners signing everyone huh

[dim ledge]

We've made two signings man lmao

[fleet orbit]

damn

[desert palm]

https://x.com/francysromerofr/status/2031095893844242824?s=46

Francys Romero (@francysromeroFR)

Julio Teherán officially announced that he is retiring from baseball.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 7:52 PM

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/TomPelissero/status/2031106888377545172

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

Now some The Falcons are signing Tua Tagovailoa on a one-year minimum deal, sources tell The Insiders.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 8:36 PM

@amber grove

@rustic ore

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/2031106786745274842

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

The #Raiders are signing #Colts pass-rusher Kwity Paye, per The Insiders, as he gets a deal worth $16M per year.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 8:36 PM

[slow violet]

https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2031042754285814187

The Hood Therapist (@OhhMar24)

Next season should be fun 🙁

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 9, 2026, 4:21 PM

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2031107257736339781

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Former Colts DE Kwity Paye reached agreement on a 3-year, $48 million deal that includes $32 million guaranteed with the Las Vegas Raiders.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 8:38 PM

[fleet orbit]

yeah isn’t he practically free for atlanta ?

[smoky fable]

essentially

[tender hornet]

I guess I saw some duplicates because I thought they signed 4 players lol 😭

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2031110715348578401

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Source: Former Chiefs QB Gardner Minshew II reached agreement today on a one-year, $8.25 million deal with the Arizona Cardinals.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 8:51 PM

[tender hornet]

Gardnew minshew the legend

[amber grove]

Vet min I'll take it

[smoky fable]

Got more lefties than the Braves rotation

This true? @desert palm

[desert palm]

lol

Besides Sale yeah lol

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/Lions/status/2031112482735972457

Detroit Lions (@Lions)

Lions have released T Taylor Decker.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 8:58 PM

@fleet orbit

Official

We'll see if you guys go after him

https://x.com/Gambo987/status/2031113314269540557

John Gambadoro (@Gambo987)

Breaking news - Gardner Minshew will be the backup to Jacoby Brissett. Brissett will be the Cardinals starting QB for the 2026 season.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 9:02 PM

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/Schultz_Report/status/2031114867411709996

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report)

Sources: The #Bills are signing former #Falcons CB Dee Alford to a 3-year, $21M deal with $10M guaranteed.

Alford comes career-highs in INTs (3) and passes defensed (13) for Atlanta — and now gets rewarded with a new deal.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 9:08 PM

[slow violet]

this is @smoky fable Superbowl
https://x.com/nickysmokess/status/2031085346688041392?s=20

Smokes (@nickysmokess)

Thinking about all the group chat Adam schefters out there today. This is their Super Bowl.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 7:10 PM

[smoky fable]

this is the second time I've been pinged with this

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2031115459903324350

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Giants are re-signing OT Jermaine Eluemunor to a 3-year, $39 million deal that includes $26M guaranteed, per @DavidMulugheta of Athletes First.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 9:10 PM

@hasty mesa

[fleet orbit]

we need to figure out LT

for 1 season, so a stopgap

[hasty mesa]

YES

We needed him

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-donkey-i-think-i-need-a-hug-i-need-a-hug-give-me-a-hug-gif-22023342

Fuck you Bowles

@dim ledge @proud coyote @plush jungle Please treat Mike well, amazing human being. Instant locker room leader

[tender hornet]

Apparently there are jalen carter rumors to the bears?

Honestly I haven't kept up with nfl stuff recently lol

[dim kettle]

Well, we can be sad about what happened with Mike Evans. But I always remind myself that he only played 22 games the last 2 seasons as he gets another year older. But you know things are dire when Mike Evans doesn't trust the Bucs enough. If he doesn't, who does then?

[slow violet]

on another note

Odafe Oweh is a great signing

[slow violet]

https://vxtwitter.com/fliff/status/2031086372593737869?s=20

Fliff (@fliff)

The Electrical Substation looking at Mike Evans

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 9, 2026, 7:15 PM

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/BenVolin/status/2031117798278090869

Ben Volin (@BenVolin)

Hearing that the talks between the Cardinals and Jimmy Garoppolo hit a snag, prompting the Cards to pivot to Gardner Minshew

X · Mar 9, 2026, 9:19 PM

[fleet orbit]

i have an issue with the idea because how bad are his character concerns if a player that good is a player the eagles are willing to let go

[slow violet]

seasons over

😭

[amber grove]

https://x.com/shamscharania/status/2031116795730366693?s=46&t=1OIr29tO_p3tUx5Ak-UlFg
May Luke Kornet meet a fate of fire and fury the likes of which the world has never seen

Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania)

The NBA has cancelled the Atlanta Hawks' Magic City game promotion on March 16.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 9:15 PM

[tender hornet]

I haven't heard any character concerns, it was pre draft and since we've had him it's been nothing. From what I understand it's more of we won't be able to afford him so might as well get value now instead of letting him walk

[dim kettle]

You really have to have such a different mindset if you're really going to watch teams like the Jets or Cards this upcoming season. Because there isn't a lot to say matters with teams like them.

[fleet orbit]

it depends on the asking price imo but i wouldn’t give up anything crazy for it the bears have a lot of ammo and i am very happy with day 1 of free agency for this team

[dim kettle]

Magic City? Now what is Magic City- Ohhh.....

[fleet orbit]

hendrickson is not worth 33 mil a year

that’s insane

[slow violet]

@hollow wind
https://x.com/UnderdogNFL/status/2031113855544316383?s=20

Underdog NFL (@UnderdogNFL)

Jacoby Brissett will serve as Cardinals starting QB for next season.

Gardner Minshew will be the backup, per @Gambo987.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 9:04 PM

Season is over 😭

that is so depressing for them

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/2031121113669911011

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

Source: The #Broncos are releasing veteran LB Dre Greenlaw, a big-time physical presence in their defense.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 9:33 PM

[amber grove]

Was literally gonna have 0 dancers and only have the famous wings TI and the DJ literally sold out the NBA should be forced to offer a full refund

[dim kettle]

This is why I'm pro team contraction

[fleet orbit]

@hasty mesa likely was a good signing

[hasty mesa]

I need the inside scoop on Edmunds

Does he have any gas left

[fleet orbit]

he’s good in pass coverage more than run but at 28 and with some of his athletic traits he’s solid

just not 17 mil a year solid , but he’s a high energy guy and a good locker room guy

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/ShamsCharania/status/2031117132285767947?s=20

Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania)

Statement from NBA commissioner Adam Silver: “When we became aware of the Atlanta Hawks’ scheduled promotion, we reached out to Hawks leadership to better understand their plans and rationale.  While we appreciate the team’s perspective and their desire to move forward, we have heard significant concerns from a broad array of league stakeholders, including fans, partners and employees.  I believe canceling this promotion is the right decision for the broader NBA community.”

Quoting Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania)
︀
The NBA has cancelled the Atlanta Hawks' Magic City game promotion on March 16.

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FixupX · Mar 9, 2026, 9:17 PM

[hasty mesa]

Fair enough

[hasty mesa]

So if we draft Sonny Styles he’ll have a good leader and vet

[fleet orbit]

plus yall need Linebackers bad

[fleet orbit]

i think so

[dim kettle]

All this for the Giants to go 7-10

[hasty mesa]

Cool

Likely makes us 8-9

Relax

[fleet orbit]

idk i could see the giants competing for a wildcard

[slow violet]

https://x.com/MiamiDolphins/status/2030981481653244030?s=20

Miami Dolphins (@MiamiDolphins)

Thank you for everything, Tua.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 12:18 PM

4x Team captain is crazy 😭

[dim kettle]

Sorry, the Giants are a case-by-case team for me. That offense still needs a lot of work.

[fleet orbit]

i think it’s the other side of the ball that needs more work

[dim kettle]

I think they were just coached badly.

[fleet orbit]

idk they got holes at LB and CB to address

d line is decent tho

[dim kettle]

I still find it funny that the Giants answer at coach to stop the blown leads is to hire the guy who has blown many leads in the last 5 years

[amber grove]

ALSO KNOWN AS PUSSIES

Fuck Adam Silver

Bald twat

[finite nimbus]

dogshit

[fleet orbit]

how did miami afford willis after all that

[novel slate]

W SILVER
First good thing Adam has done in 2026. Shouldnt allow these things near children.

[dim ledge]

I'll believe him when he cuts all sports betting adverts and partnerships too

Way more harmful than some bare tits

[fleet orbit]

i’m bringing back the i love boobies wristbands from high school and throwing them at silver

[dim ledge]

To be fair I'm also in favour of legalized sex work and I include adult bars and such in that

But that's non sequitur

The issue is that sports betting has infected every facet of sports in almost every significant league

But it's "clean"

[fleet orbit]

it bothers me

[fleet orbit]

me as well

[dim ledge]

What bothers me about the betting is now it's not even sports betting

Mfs betting on when celebrities will die or when a country will get hit by a drought or some shit

It's fucking sickening

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/espn/status/2031127200699716066

ESPN (@espn)

In the weeks before Falcons LB James Pearce Jr. allegedly rammed his vehicle into WNBA player Rickea Jackson's car, at least seven 911 calls indicate heightened fears from his unidentified girlfriend that she was being stalked and harassed.

More: https://t.co/7UBVqva9XG

X · Mar 9, 2026, 9:57 PM

Fuck man

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2031128296470024692

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Former Eagles LB Nakobe Dean agreed to a 3-year deal with the Raiders, per @MikeMcCartney7.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 10:01 PM

[novel slate]

Just inside trade buddy

[rustic ore]

Actual brilliant signing for them

[dim ledge]

I often say things "unironically" while still being tongue in cheek and I expect most to understand that

But the owners and CEOs of these betting platforms unironically should be crucified

[dim ledge]

You're unironically part of the problem and too deep in to understand it. Get help

[novel slate]

Was this tongue in cheek

[fleet orbit]

it’s depressing human life should not be disposed of like that

[smoky fable]

he's pretty hypocritical about it regarding gambling and comes out for this

[dim ledge]

No but it was misread

Apologies

[dim ledge]

It's not just him

[smoky fable]

that's true

[dim ledge]

I'll shit on silver whenever I don't care about that but like

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/TomPelissero/status/2031128604755534104

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

The Raiders are signing former Packers LB Quay Walker, sources tell me and @RapSheet.

Kyle McCarthy and Todd France of @AthletesFirst negotiated the deal.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 10:02 PM

[novel slate]

Had to watch casters on ABC have a DraftKings segment

[rustic ore]

Raiders are actually kinda cooking this offseason. Might actually not end up with the 1st pick next year

[dim ledge]

The Prem had allowed sports betting sponsors on shirts for how long?

[slow violet]

bro WTF how much cap space do these niggas have

[rustic ore]

Fuck man, huge signing

[fleet orbit]

he’s honestly a pretty good player

[slow violet]

they signed a whole new team

[rustic mountain]

The only thing I want Silver to do is give us back the Sonics

[dim ledge]

Like we can't have a Carlsberg Liverpool shirt anymore but we can have 8 teams with sports betting sponsors. Lol

[fleet orbit]

it feels like green bay lost a lot of guys

[slow violet]

then i can seriously watch the NBA

[rustic mountain]

Essentially this

[dim ledge]

Green Bay will lose Doubs too probably

[rustic mountain]

I wouldn't mind Doubs

As long as he isn't our only wideout add

[fleet orbit]

more than any other team in the league but to be fair they barely have a core

[dim ledge]

My curiosity now lies with that signing. So many insiders were saying him to us was a sure thing

Now that we got Evans I doubt that happens unless we get a really good deal

[dim kettle]

Gives you a Sonic hamburger instead

[rustic mountain]

Don't put that curse on me

[fleet orbit]

quay is a good Lb who does need to keep his emotions in check

[rustic ore]

Vegas is the perfect city to make him mature

[dim ledge]

Oh shit

[rustic ore]

[dim ledge]

Broncos releasing greenlaw

@modest totem

[rustic ore]

I have a Broncos fan acquaintance who said he wasn’t playing up to contract, given he was only there a year I find that hard to believe

[modest totem]

That a rumor or for real?

[rustic ore]

Yet here we are

Yeah he got cut

[modest totem]

Oh shit

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/zacstevensdnvr/status/2031121460081864847?s=46

Zac Stevens (@ZacStevensDNVR)

The Broncos are releasing Dre Greenlaw, per source

X · Mar 9, 2026, 9:34 PM

Odd decision but not my money

[slow violet]

[dim ledge]

Rappaport fwiw

I don't use twitter anymore so no link but

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/TomPelissero/status/2031130380548407550

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

Quay Walker gets three years, $40.5 million with $28M guaranteed from the Raiders, who also signed Nakobe Dean to a three-year, $36M deal with $20M guaranteed. A huge investment from Las Vegas on D.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 10:09 PM

[dim ledge]

I'm sorry about Evans buc

[rustic ore]

It hurts but he’s more than earned the right to end his career on his terms

And SF is significantly closer to a ring than Tampa is rn

Love that man too much to ever hold this against him

[dim ledge]

Best ever buc?

[rustic ore]

For an offensive player without question

All time? Debatable between him and guys like Derrick Brooks/Lee Roy Selmon

You’re gonna love him though

One of the classiest people in the league

Super involved off the field

Baller on the field

[dim ledge]

Just happy that Brock has a reliable target now

Hoping he stays healthy

[rustic ore]

That’s the biggest concern with Mike

[dim ledge]

Smell ya later aiyuk

[rustic ore]

His damn Hammies

[frail berry]

West ham brentford going to pens

[rustic ore]

He’s always seemingly good for at least 1 pull a year

[weak gull]

I’m only moderately into the cap stuff so don’t quote me, but the majority of that dead cap hits NEXT year I’m sure

[rustic ore]

Thank y’all for Anzalone btw, we needed an LB like I need a coffee when I wake up

[dim ledge]

All I know is the 99m is between two seasons yeah

That's insane dead cap though

[weak gull]

Good coverage guy

[fleet orbit]

i think so , but even than it’s over 40 mil a year both years right ??

[dim ledge]

Like why not just...do it now? Miami isn't doing shit anyways lmao

Idgi

[dim kettle]

The problem is those injuries are piling up to him in recent years.

[fleet orbit]

i think it was to take a chance on willis

[rustic ore]

Very good reason why the GM who drafted and extended Tua doesn’t have a job anymore

[dim ledge]

Shrug

I guess

I don't think it really matters but whatever

....imagine if aiyuk goes there lmao

I hear Washington but

[rustic ore]

I’d be stunned if Miami isn’t picking in the top 10 next year

Legit one do the worst rosters in the league

And I don’t see this draft class saving them

[dim ledge]

That's precisely it, it isn't

[fleet orbit]

i think i would be stunned if it wasn’t top 6

[dim ledge]

So why defer the lions share of cap to a question mark year

When you know damn well this year is already a shut case/rebuild

Even if it's only marginally a question mark, like will barely be better

[fleet orbit]

tbh the next 2 seasons are probably gone

[dim ledge]

It's still better

Idk. Maybe I'm just a pragmatist

[rustic ore]

I’m guessing because the cap is growing every year?

[ripe yacht]

Whyd he go for a panenka lmao

😭

[rustic ore]

But yeah if it was me I’d just give the entire coaching staff a mulligan and tear the bandaid off this year

[ripe yacht]

Might’ve single handedly taken out brentford

[dim ledge]

Thaaaaaats true

I forgot about that

Still

No wait yeah fuck that

Still

More cap next year=more to play with in a year that's slightly less acute

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2031133563765084186

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Seahawks are bringing back WR Rashid Shaheed on a three-year, $51 million deal that includes $34.7 million guaranteed, per Drew Rosenhaus and Robert Bailey.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 10:22 PM

@slow violet

[desert palm]

@sacred kite

https://x.com/feinsand/status/2031133590915002874?s=46

Mark Feinsand (@Feinsand)

Jesus Luzardo and the Phillies have agreed to a five-year, $135 million extension, per source. @JeffPassan and @JimSalisbury215 were on it.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 10:22 PM

[slow violet]

LETS FUCKIONG GOOO

[smoky fable]

I'm shocked, he went to the free agent market, and you guys paid him

that's actually crazy

[rustic ore]

My goodness

That’s a lot

I don’t doubt his ability to I don’t know if I’ve seen enough on tape to justify that

[desert palm]

That’s crazy, AND DURING NFL FREE AGENCY LOL

[smoky fable]

I'm surprised seattle paid that

[slow violet]

We paid him 17m/y

WHAT A STEAL

[rustic ore]

Curious given the impending JSN mega deal but they’re not paying an insane amount to Darnold rn so I guess it’s fine

[desert palm]

https://x.com/jeffpassan/status/2031129708029518335?s=46

Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan)

BREAKING: Left-hander Jesús Luzardo and the Philadelphia Phillies are in agreement on a five-year contract extension, sources tell ESPN. Luzardo, 28, was set to become a free agent after this season. The new deal will begin in 2027 and locks up one of baseball’s best young arms.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 10:07 PM

😂

https://x.com/zitel_304/status/2031132641315938743?s=46

ZITEL (@Zitel_304)

@JeffPassan Dave Dombrowski waking up and casually dropping bags to ensure no one else gets to have good starting pitching. You have to respect the absolute greed.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 10:18 PM

@sacred kite WAKE UP!

PHILLIES EXTENDED ANOTHER ARM

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/2031138090358575576

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

The #AZCardinals are signing free agent guard Isaac Seumalo, per me and @MikeGarafolo.

The former #Steelers starter will sign a 3-year, $31.5M deal done by Joe DiBenedetto & Ken Sarnoff of @1OF1Football.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 10:40 PM

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2031139319407165500

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Former Eagles S Reed Blakenship is signing with the Houston Texans on a three-year, $24.75 million deal, per Kyle McCarthy at Athletes First.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 10:45 PM

[rustic ore]

@tender hornet @sacred kite @haughty moss

Farewell Exciting Whites

[tender hornet]

damn ittttt

the exciting whites are no more

I wish him the best honestly, hell of a player

[rustic ore]

That doesn’t seem like an insane deal for him, little surprised Howie didn’t try to match that

[tender hornet]

we still have to pay carter, dejean, and quinyon

not a single dollar to spare

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/Schultz_Report/status/2031141618338627795

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report)

Sources: The #Cardinals are signing former #49ers WR Kendrick Bourne on a 2-year deal worth up to $12M.

Bourne has 4,265 yards in his career, including 551 yards last season for San Francisco.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 10:54 PM

https://x.com/JFowlerESPN/status/2031142061529780630

Jeremy Fowler (@JFowlerESPN)

Left tackle Braxton Jones back to the Bears on a one-year deal worth up to $10M, per source.

Chicago has its starting option at left tackle. @Murphy_McGuire from @OctagonFootball on the deal.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 10:56 PM

@fleet orbit

[fleet orbit]

he’s good enough to be a bridge option for now

we still need one more safety

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2031143439056679319

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Arizona and former 49ers WR Kendrick Bourne reached agreement on a 2-year $10 million deal with a max value of $12 million, per @HenryOrgann and @AgentBigAl of @DisruptiveSport.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 11:01 PM

[finite nimbus]

bears keep stacking the OL man i hate competent GM fuckery in the NFC north

[slow violet]

we use him all over the field, he came in mid season and didn't get a lot of targets but he made a huge impact both in special teams and as a WR3. i would say he is behind tory horton as a receiver but tory is injured so we def needed him back. I was thinking his price would be 20/Y which 17 is not bad

[fleet orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-poles-dwcprodz-chicago-bears-poles-shocked-shocked-gif-7221053645192481317

the bears have the best cap and draft capital situation i’ve seen out of them

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/Schultz_Report/status/2031147315377975724

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report)

BREAKING: The #Steelers are signing former #Panthers standout RB Rico Dowdle, per multiple sources.

Dowdle has had back-to-back 1,000-yard rushing seasons and now finds a new home.

X · Mar 9, 2026, 11:17 PM

@hollow wind Ends up in pittsburgh

Back with Mike McCarthy

[rustic ore]

Interesting that they let him walk, he seemed like a natural fit for Canales's O

[modest totem]

Dang

[modest totem]

He didnt suck so im confused

[rustic ore]

Same

[modest totem]

Like Denver was relatively okay

I mean they were getting by week to week by the grace of God 😅 but like idk odd cut

[rustic ore]

I don't even think this contract for him was particularly bad

[modest totem]

Dang i wonder why then

[rustic ore]

Don't really think it's that fair to react like this when you can't predict when you're gonna pull your quad

This is what another Broncos fan is telling me

[modest totem]

Yikes I had no idea

[dim ledge]

Curious. If we're clearing 3 whole WRs Doubs may still happen

[fleet orbit]

i don’t think he’ll be back in green bay next year

i expect packers to have reed , watson and golden

[slow violet]

@amber grove
https://vxtwitter.com/GhostOfAdamGase/status/2031115686202777636?s=20

Ghost of Adam Gase (@GhostOfAdamGase)

Falcons twitter is taking the Tua news pretty well I’d say.

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 9, 2026, 9:11 PM

[fleet orbit]

but tua is a bargain bin for the falcons

like he’s not being paid by them

[dim ledge]

Oh for sure

Just meant he may still come here

So far
In
Mike Evans

Out
Kendrick Bourne
Brandon Aiyuk
Jauan Jennings

As it stands at least

I can see it

[rustic ore]

I'd be very surprised if SF doesn't draft a WR relatively high

[dim ledge]

Juba is expecting the same

[plush jungle]

Aiyuk zero chance he's back. jennings I doubt but we will see

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/NFLMemes/status/2031111805603361195

NFL Memes (@NFLMemes)

Tua Tagovailoa has put his South Florida home up for sale after being released by the Dolphins and signing with the Falcons

X · Mar 9, 2026, 8:56 PM

[dim ledge]

We got three third rounders comp. Definitely worth tossing one for doubs

I can see him coming on like 14-17m

[rustic ore]

Side note, very surprised the Chargers spent 18 mil guaranteed to bring back old man Mack but let Oweh walk

I would've prioritized the young guy

[plush jungle]

Chargers aren't a serious organization

[rustic ore]

Apparently

[dim ledge]

I know one chargers fan and he got his discord hacked today

[plush jungle]

Sabres are soaring sheesh

good for sanjuan

[sacred kite]

RIP Reed and RIP Jaelan Phillips

Had to happen if we want to retain our defensive cornerstones. Reed is solid but replaceable. Phillips was pricey lol

We need another white safety. The exciting whites are no more

[rustic ore]

Dude that Phillips deal with Carolina is absurd

[hasty basin]

We're getting BTA

[sacred kite]

He played out of his mind so I’m glad he got a back but WOW that deal is fat

[rustic ore]

Like I'm sorry, how is the last 3 years worth 120 mil?

[sacred kite]

Yup. Insane pay for that lol

He’s solid but I’m sure we’ll find another OLB that works in Fangio’s system

[rustic ore]

@trim timber Thanks for Gainwell, please take care of Dean. He's a good dude

Don't know what he did to consistently get in Bowles's dog house but hopefully he shines for y'all

[trim timber]

Same, he'll fit your system better as being more versatile

[hasty basin]

We got so blessed with SGA God had to give us Dort

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/ProFootballTalk/status/2031160300720779631

ProFootballTalk (@ProFootballTalk)

The first-degree murder case against former NFL LB Darron Lee includes evidence that he consulted ChatGPT for advice on how to deal with an unresponsive person. https://t.co/g8ptqb6aoL

X · Mar 10, 2026, 12:08 AM

https://tenor.com/view/blinking-eyes-white-guy-blinking-meme-what-huh-gif-26334323

Well then

[slow violet]

"Hey GPT, lets play a game where you are walking down the street and see a random unresponsive npc. What would you in that situation"

[rustic ore]

I once saw this video where a dude sent one of those mobile games with the NPC you can "talk" to and get spamming this long message over and over until it supposedly would tell him how to make a pipe bomb

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/MySportsUpdate/status/2031162733928800439

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

The #49ers deal with WR Mike Evans is a 3-year contract that's worth $42.4M with $16.3M guaranteed.

There are incentives where he could earn way more.

X · Mar 10, 2026, 12:18 AM

[sacred kite]

Wait how did I miss Nakobe Dean to the raiders

WHAT

[rustic ore]

Dean and Quay Walker

Georgia Bulldogs again

[sacred kite]

Man I knew we weren’t keeping him but still hurts

I am not complaining because we have Baun AND Campbell

And again—to let your young talent grow you may have to move some vets. Dean playing again meant Campbell barely played

[smoky fable]

Did Mike Evans hate Bowles as much as you Bucs fans did? @rustic ore

Looking at the money, and they could have matched that

[rustic ore]

I have to guess yes

[smoky fable]

I think the Glazers also played a part in a bad way

[rustic ore]

More so I think he just wanted to go somewhere that he felt gave him the best chance to compete for 1 more ring

[smoky fable]

Bowles ran his course then

[rustic ore]

Mhm

[sacred kite]

We know he’ll retire as a buc anyways. One day contract

[rustic ore]

I'm gonna be sad for a while knowing he won't be a 1 jersey kinda guy

But his HOF legacy was set in Tampa

[sacred kite]

Yeah that sucks ngl esp so far into his career

[rustic ore]

And he won a ring with us

So I can't really complain

[sacred kite]

He’ll always be remembered as Buc

Like how when one thinks of Dawkins you really don’t hear of his years in Denver lol

[rustic ore]

If my guys can't win another ring in the remaining time he has as an NFL player then I hope SF does

Love Mike to death

[sacred kite]

If I see an Adam Scheffter tweet that starts with “AJ Brown…” or “Jalen Carter…”

[dim ledge]

@amber grove
https://fxtwitter.com/GhostOfAdamGase/status/2031115686202777636

Ghost of Adam Gase (@GhostOfAdamGase)

Falcons twitter is taking the Tua news pretty well I’d say.

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FxTwitter · Mar 9, 2026, 9:11 PM

[hasty basin]

How is Shai real

[tender hornet]

...I didn't even know he went to denver lmao

[amber grove]

Falcons Twitter is full of actual idiots idc what they think

[hasty mesa]

🤮

This feels so wrong

Like nature is broken

[amber grove]

Doubt Ryan is giving him #2

[hasty mesa]

How are you feeling

[dim ledge]

Very true

But dumb people are funny

[amber grove]

It's fine 1.3 million for a QB2

[dim ledge]

I was memeing on tua but that indeed is nothing

[amber grove]

Yeah it's a low risk move not like we gave him a Kirk contract

OH WHAT A PLAY BY JUDGE

LET'S FUCKING GO @desert palm

AARON JUDGE IS PUTTING US ON HIS BACK

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/TalkinBaseball_/status/2031174559055921387?s=20

Talkin' Baseball (@TalkinBaseball_)

AARON JUDGE OPPO TACO FOR THE LEAD

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FixupX · Mar 10, 2026, 1:05 AM

[dim ledge]

Adios mexico

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/TalkinBaseball_/status/2031175846149366211?s=20

Talkin' Baseball (@TalkinBaseball_)

ROMAN ANTHONY'S TURN! 5-0 USA ON THIS HOME RUN!

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FixupX · Mar 10, 2026, 1:10 AM

[amber grove]

ANTHONY

Finally gonna beat Mexico

[hasty basin]

Shai tied wilt

[hasty basin]

Fuck off Dort

[dim ledge]

@smoky fable

Crying

[hasty basin]

SHAI WHAHTHSJHRRJ

THATS MY FUCKING MVP

Wtf is this ruling 😭😭

What the hell

Didnt even know that was a rule

[smoky fable]

He’ll never beat the allegations

[trim timber]

Would have still been employed if he hopped on Rivals

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/MikeGarafolo/status/2031188147468644478

Mike Garafolo (@MikeGarafolo)

Sources to me and @RapSheet: The #Panthers have agreed to terms with LB Devin Lloyd on a three-year, $45 million deal with $25 million guaranteed Devin Lloyd. Deal done by his agents @AndreOdom and A.J. Stevens.

X · Mar 10, 2026, 1:59 AM

[hasty basin]

SHAIII

SHAIIAJSHDJEJRNFBFHDBFJ3BF

WHOS JORDAN WHOS LEBRON

ITS ONLY

S G A

[smoky fable]

He’s the real Maple Jordan

Wiggins got to sit

[hasty basin]

WHAT DID I JUST SEE

BEST GAME FROM HIM THIS SEASON

This was such a good game

HE HIT BACK TO BACK STEP BACK 3S TO WIN

[torn gale]

Adam silver realized that okc had it too easy so he sent Lugentz Dort to hold them back

[hasty basin]

I dont wanna wake my fucking roommate up

[hasty basin]

God gave us Shai so he had to balance it out by giving us Lu Dort

[smoky fable]

That’s a crazy ass shot I just saw this

[smoky fable]

Nah keep the cap locks here

[hasty basin]

Bro what did I just watch

Genuinely

[smoky fable]

That was actually crazy

[sweet tree]

Shai buzzer beater?

[hasty basin]

These Shai and Jokic Stateline are something else

Statlines*

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/stevejones20/status/2031191796215087310

Steve Jones (@stevejones20)

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander is ridiculous

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FixupX · Mar 10, 2026, 2:13 AM

[smoky fable]

Yeah

[hasty basin]

Game winner

[sweet tree]

oh wow

[hasty basin]

He hit a stepback 3 before too but dumbass okc committed a stupid foul

And Jokic hit a 3 too

We're so blessed

[sonic aurora]

SGA actually crazy

[simple seal]

Shai generational game
He owns Jokic lmao

[sweet tree]

guess MVP is his

[hasty basin]

What are these Thunder Nuggets games bro

Adelman respects Shai and its so obvious to see

[simple seal]

Insane game tonight lmao

[hasty basin]

Double teamed at the halfway line

Thats why he got those assists

[simple seal]

So glad it didnt become an intentional fouling bs at the end

[hasty basin]

Samw

Same

Generational ending

[simple seal]

NBA really needs to fix that somehow, ruins so many close finishes

[hasty basin]

Wish itd be unanimous but some mfs will ruin it

[novel slate]

https://youtu.be/rtNU1_954t4 brunson did this already I fear

[hasty basin]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2031189800837960124

Nekias (Nuh-KY-us) Duncan (@NekiasNBA)

WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THIS

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FixupX · Mar 10, 2026, 2:06 AM

The stepback 3 before

[novel slate]

That celebration

I don’t like it

[hasty basin]

Good hate

[novel slate]

That isn’t you Shai

[hasty basin]

Ay man I got a break

[novel slate]

He did that move on the spurs

[hasty basin]

Yall can call him the terrorist freethrow merchant moaning bitcj or whatever yall call him

Nothing can ruin my mood

This mf is him

[novel slate]

Let’s be real hete

Here

Nuggets are potential contenders

[hasty basin]

No one said theyre not, chill

[novel slate]

It’s spurs and okc as actual contenders

Nuggets fell off

[hasty basin]

Mpj ☠️

[novel slate]

Knicks might the nuggets of the east

[hasty basin]

Lu Dort deadass shot 18% from the field

Im crying

[torn gale]

SHAI OWNS THAT FAT BUM JOKIC

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/ThunderFilmRoom/status/2031192967206056231

Thunder Film Room (@ThunderFilmRoom)

lol.

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FixupX · Mar 10, 2026, 2:18 AM

[novel slate]

Every Shai highlight creates a Wemby glazer

[torn gale]

Wemby glazers are the worst humans on the planet

[hasty basin]

I have such a weird feeling on Wemby

So many things I like about him and so many I dont

[full sonnet]

Unanimous MVP

All these bozos better shut the hell up

[placid latch]

Good game @hasty basin

Shai was clutch I heard

[placid latch]

He is the best currently

Cooking on minutes restriction

It's gonna be shai vs wemby huh interesting

[plush jungle]

Strange to hear that from a nuggets fan

[novel slate]

Bum to me after calling Knicks essentially barbarians who aren’t as sophisticated as him

[placid latch]

I don't hate okc

[hasty basin]

Every game gives me a heart attack

Some bs has to happen (Lu Dort)

[rustic lichen]

DARIUS ACUFF WON SEC PLAYER OF THE YEAR LETS GOOOOOOOOO

whoever drafts this guy is gonna get an elite point guard

[dim kettle]

US wins.

https://fixupx.com/MLBONFOX/status/2031207244436775122?s=20

FOX Sports: MLB (@MLBONFOX)

BALLGAME!
︀︀
︀︀@USABaseball defeats Team Mexico and stays undefeated in the WBC! 🇺🇸

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FixupX · Mar 10, 2026, 3:15 AM

[torn gale]

Best at being overrated yes

[sweet tree]

was watching the Dominican Republic one earlier and it was just a beating

[torn gale]

Wants to comment about playing ethical hoops but flops and flails like a bitch

Fuck wemby

[dim kettle]

Yeah. That happens a lot. Some countries just don't have a chance in hell.

[tender hornet]

I love nakobe dean, thanks for not going to the cowboys and I hope he balls the hell out next year

Man it's gonna suck not seeing dean out there next year

One of my favorite players over the last few years

[sweet tree]

happens in footy too but some smaller nations can still pull off a win here and there, since footy is a low scoring sport just gotta make the best of the small chances you get. Saudi Arabia beating Argentina in the WC comes to mind, 60th or so ranked nation beating a top contender.

tho they usually fizzle out in the knockout stages, the top nations usually win

[dim kettle]

Baseball, a lot of times, is a low-scoring game too. But it takes one meltdown from a pitcher to make a difference between winning and losing.

The YouTuber Emplemon said it best. "Baseball is one of the only sports with no time limit; meaning that the potential for suffering is theoretically...infinite"

[amber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/freedom-america-gif-15593845046973100361

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/i/status/2031213861458817476 @rustic mountain @haughty moss

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

The #Patriots are signing former #Jets G Alijah Vera-Tucker, per The insiders. A big OL addition.

X · Mar 10, 2026, 3:41 AM

Sniped him

If y’all can keep him healthy that’s a nice pick up

[dim ledge]

When Doubs

[smoky fable]

Very injury risk, but high risk high reward

[dim ledge]

I'm excited to watch Evans

[smoky fable]

Tomorrow it seems like but that pats news broke late

[dim ledge]

I can see him coming here still Im telling you

You don't offload 3 WRs without a clear WR1 then reinforce with only one NFL ready player

This changes if we keep Jennings obviously but that's like a 1 in 50

[rustic ore]

He’s gonna open up so much of your passing attack

Teams have been deathly afraid to play him 1 on 1 his entire career

Regularly demands double coverage

[dim ledge]

I know Brock can find him too

[sonic aurora]

10 point difference

[amber grove]

Clippers?

[sonic aurora]

yeah theyre winning

its 101-109

[amber grove]

BROCK LOPEZ BULLSEYE FROM DISTANCE

[rustic mountain]

Oooooh shit an actual guard

Which tells me woth Bradbury traded Wilson is 10000% going to center

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2031223308159426752

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Patriots are giving former Jets first-round pick Alijah Vera-Tucker a three-year, $42 million deal worth up to $48 million.

X · Mar 10, 2026, 4:19 AM

[rustic mountain]

Not a bad contract

We need that help

And we still need to draft a right tackle

[rustic ore]

I just give it the tiniest amount of stink eye due to his injury history but yeah, no terrible

[amber grove]

BUMMMMMSON

You not Shai baby

[smoky fable]

Yep exactly

[rustic mountain]

His injury history is what it is. Idk what was left guard wise tho

Either way, this makes me feel a bit better about the line other than the need for a right tackle

[smoky fable]

Morgan Moses?

[rustic ore]

Curious what the guaranteed is

[rustic mountain]

He's 35

Or older actually

[smoky fable]

Still serviceable for now

[rustic mountain]

Yes but we will need someone at some point

I think a 2nd rounder or 3rd would be fine

[smoky fable]

Probably later

[rustic mountain]

If we can get a wide out like Doubs, I think we can move forward into the draft

[rustic ore]

Lol, from a couple hours ago but gets a chuckle out of me

https://x.com/CornDoggyLOL/status/2031139450915270743

CornDoggyLOL (@CornDoggyLOL)

NFL Free Agency Breaks Today

Adam Schefter: 27
Tom Pelissero: 14
Mike Garafolo: 7
Jordan Schultz: 4
Ian Rapoport: 4
Other: 10

X · Mar 9, 2026, 10:45 PM

Rap slacking like a mofo

[amber grove]

Ian washed

[rustic ore]

Shit he might be

[smoky fable]

And Rickey the dog nuked

[rustic ore]

Rickey just needs to embrace being a troll now

No one trusts him

[rustic mountain]

I haven't trusted a word he had said since he said New England was trading the drake pick to the Giants way back when we took drake

[smoky fable]

Who do you think gets Eldgton Jenkins who’s probably going to play guard. @rustic ore

Only interior lineman I see worth something now. Rest are gone

[rustic ore]

I like him

Guessing injuries are why GB moved off of him

But he’s solid when healthy from what I’ve seen

[smoky fable]

Oh I forgot about Wyatt Teller

Bitonio is 35

[smoky fable]

At least you got your linebacker Anzalone

[rustic ore]

Mixed emotions from me today

Really hurts losing a franchise icon

But I love that Licht isn’t sitting and doing nothing

Love the Anzalone and Gainwell signings

[smoky fable]

Would have thought you’d lose Chris Godwin and not Mike Evans if you’d ask me before

[smoky fable]

Wonder where Rachaad White goes

[rustic ore]

Same, but Chris left more money on the table to come back

Guess we made a good impression on him

I’m guessing Chaad ends up in DC

[smoky fable]

They’re also in the love market

[rustic ore]

But overall he’s a really solid 3rd down/rotation back

[smoky fable]

That’s the only place I see top 10 wise for him

[smoky fable]

The NFC South was pretty active

[rustic ore]

I didn’t see NO going after ETN, at least not to that degree

ATL getting Tua is hilarious

Carolina could quietly be a problem next year

[smoky fable]

Kamara is probably retiring and miller has been hurt

[smoky fable]

Lloyd was a great pick up

[rustic ore]

Kamara’s bum ass been needing to get gone

Can’t believe he’s seemingly not getting punished for being a part of that group beat down of that guy in Vegas

Apparently cost that dude his eye

[amber grove]

You picked Bowles over Evans

[smoky fable]

That was the glazers