sports

[rustic lichen]

Wow

[tardy solstice]

[placid latch]

@rancid thicket

We balling

Get here respected old man

[fleet orbit]

nah apparently no

[sonic aurora]

luke kennard is actually so crazy

[placid latch]

Indeed

We will win tho

Sorry

Murray actually feeling hot today

20 1st half points

Outscored luka

Thanks smart

[fleet orbit]

jokic always has been money against the lakers

[sonic aurora]

nice shot from smart

9 points aint so bad

[placid latch]

No lead is really a lead for nuggets

We so bad at leads

Strawhter balling

Lebron injured

@rancid thicket

Damn

[sonic aurora]

he hit the camera man

[placid latch]

He is out for this game

[sonic aurora]

hopefully it aint that bad

[placid latch]

Damn this game so close again

Why th we blow down these leads

Blew it up yah

We don't deserve to win ntng

Damn lebron back

[sonic aurora]

GEE GEE

[placid latch]

Let's gooo

Jokered

[sonic aurora]

wasnt a blowout though

[placid latch]

Ofc we got no Gordon or pwat

[placid latch]

We won @rancid thicket told ya

We get Ag back tomorrow

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/friedgehnic/status/2029801336640815355?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Elliotte Friedman (@FriedgeHNIC)

John Carlson is being traded to Anaheim

X · Mar 6, 2026, 6:08 AM

[sweet tree]

I'd lowkey watch a WC full of old retired players, might be fun

get the old spain squad back together

there's youth wc, the main one but not uncs lol

[rancid thicket]

how did he got injured?

[rancid thicket]

oh yea congrats bro

[placid latch]

@fleet orbit spurs are defensive beasts, they defeated pistons

[rancid thicket]

i didnt watch

i was busy lmao

[placid latch]

Hit the cameraman on landing

[rancid thicket]

fck

[placid latch]

He came back tho

[rancid thicket]

of all things, the camera man

[placid latch]

He fine

[placid latch]

Wemby and Carter bryant with defensive chasedown blocks

Their rookies harper and bryant are too good

[placid latch]

U are way too employed

Whatever that's supposed to mean

[rancid thicket]

marcus tooks every crucial shots?

lmao

[rancid thicket]

bro home too lol

[rancid thicket]

@placid latch i didnt watch it but hows the game in full?

[placid latch]

Denver played really well, but almost sold the lead

[rancid thicket]

hows the lakers tho?

surprisingly, murray is not off today? hahaha

that give them boost everytime

is this true? @placid latch

Marcus Smart wanted to play HERO BALL so bad that he took the crucial shots over Luka Doncic, LeBron James, and Austin Reaves 😭💔
🔶2 WIDE OPEN THREE.
🔶BOTH MISSED
Dude's got balls of steel taking those shot for himself 🤣

[robust grotto]

Merry hockey Christmas, hockey fans

[dim ledge]

Where the Grinch at I am tired of this holiday

[placid latch]

Lebron passed to him , ofc they were open 3s so he had to take it, why would he pass it. Well too bad he missed them

He hit a couple before that tho

[robust grotto]

At this point don’t think he has energy anymore bc the game is gone

[dim ledge]

The Grinch found dead in bathtub in the upper east side

[rancid thicket]

well thats given i guess. he has like on and off during crucial time.

[rustic ore]

https://vxtwitter.com/RapSheet/status/2029906126037266858?s=20 @hollow wind @honest umbra @stiff coyote

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

The #Rams and star S Kam Curl have agreed to terms on a new deal to keep him in Los Angeles before free agency, per The Insiders.

He gets a 3-year, $36M contract with a max value of $39M in a deal done by Milk and Honey Sports. A big week for LA’s secondary.

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 6, 2026, 1:05 PM

[stiff coyote]

Nice

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/i/status/2029895045311000888

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

The #Chargers make a splash before free agency, agreeing to terms with C Tyler Biadasz on a 3-year deal worth $30M, per The Insiders.

Biadasz was cut by the #Commanders after being set to make $8.3M. Now he lands in LA with a raise in a deal done by @AthletesFirst.

X · Mar 6, 2026, 12:21 PM

[fleet orbit]

but denver owns the lakers so they didn’t lol

[sacred agate]

https://klipy.com/gifs/jokic-joker

you know when joki starts pulling these shots out its wraps

[fleet orbit]

marcus smart had the space to get to the hole too

[sacred agate]

i didnt watch the game unfortunately

[fleet orbit]

i watched up until mid 4th cuz i figured denver had a sizable enough lead to hold it

but honestly i’m barely on the nba because the madness is nearby

[sacred agate]

how much longer is it now?

like 2 weeks or something

[placid latch]

Very unfortunate old man

It was a good game

[sacred agate]

was slumped before the game started lol

[placid latch]

Lakers got joker'd in the end even though he was off till then

[fleet orbit]

9 days till the bracket is released

[sacred agate]

the vols selling before the seeding still has me hot tbh

but im gonna try and enjoy the tournament objectively

[placid latch]

Spurs brought back the defense in early 2010s

[sacred agate]

https://klipy.com/gifs/palmervilnius-11

[placid latch]

My god it's a defensive masterclass everytime It's spurs vs pistons

[sacred agate]

Wemby turns the paint into a prison and they got good perimeter defenders with him

[placid latch]

He covers the whole semi circle tbh

Runs to contest everything

[sacred agate]

even when hes turned around he still blocking that shit its insane

[placid latch]

Carter bryant joined his party with the chase down blocks

Stephon castle blocked case from behind during a 3pt shot so satisfying

Basketball is good when someone goes all out

[sacred agate]

When the refs let the players go all out its fun to watch

nba has got a little too offensive sided when it comes to foul calls

makes it unbearable to watch when we got 30 ft attempts a team

[slow violet]

charger sdid it again

they won the offseason bowl

[fleet orbit]

let’s see if they can sweep vandy tomorrow

[fleet orbit]

did they ? injury prone center who was cut from a team who isn’t strapped for money

i’m surprised chargers didn’t push for Lindenbaum

[slow violet]

nah what they signed is their next scapegoat

when Herbert throws 3 picks in the Wildcard again

[fleet orbit]

see now you offered a detail i overlooked , fair point 🤣🤣🤣

[robust grotto]

Sounds like teams aren’t interested in paying big for Trocheck. Can’t blame them

[robust grotto]

John Carlson getting traded is crazy. Caps legend

[dim ledge]

They traded backstrom too didn't they

Like that's way less surprising to me than backstrom

No they didn't

I lied

Who the hell was I thinking of

[rustic ore]

IF team strikes again

[fleet orbit]

i wanna see what lindenbaum is worth cuz poles should do it

Herbert is great at the tangible things you can see but the intangible playoff poise has eluded him

and i think im being fair saying that i think that’s an honest assessment

[slow violet]

i just want to get a contract on JSN and Spoon

not really worried if we lose, KW3, Shaheed, and some of our D Line

no pressure this season at all

the Rams on the other hand are all in, if they don't make it work Its Over

[robust grotto]

Uhhhhh Holtby maybe? Washington’s very smart when it comes to letting guys go

[dim ledge]

Maybe

Wait no

It was the Russian

Kuzy

[fleet orbit]

that trade is a huge risk for sure

[robust grotto]

Oh yeah lmfao good call

[desert palm]

BTA!

[desert palm]

@fleet orbit (Seiya Suzuki), @rustic mountain @plush jungle (Kazuka Okamoto), @tender hornet (Masataka Yoshida), @dim kettle (Munetaka Murakami), @honest umbra @hollow wind @full sonnet (Shohei Ohtani, Yoshinobu Yamamoto)
All Contributed to this pure unadulterated BTA lol !

Kinda feel bad for Taiwan 2 HUMILIATING losses in a row

[desert palm]

The first one came from Australia with Travis Bazzana (@silk pine) getting some runs in!

[fleet orbit]

go cubs go!

[robust grotto]

https://x.com/friedgehnic/status/2029941377040064673?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ first of the day

Elliotte Friedman (@FriedgeHNIC)

Bobby Brink to MIN for David Jiricek

X · Mar 6, 2026, 3:25 PM

[sweet tree]

https://x.com/i/status/2029864992980324654 @simple seal

EuroFoot (@eurofootcom)

🚨🇪🇸 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 | For the first time ever, La Liga will host a 'Retro Matchday'... ✅

Every team will wear a kit inspired by vintage designs from the past! 👕✨

It will happen from April 10-13. 🤩

X · Mar 6, 2026, 10:21 AM

hell yeah

dreamcast sponsorship in 2026

[hollow wind]

https://x.com/thedunkcentral/status/2029934481054781579?s=46

NBACentral (@TheDunkCentral)

BREAKING: Dillon Brooks was arrested for DUI in Scottsdale, per TMZ

X · Mar 6, 2026, 2:57 PM

[novel slate]

https://tenor.com/view/samsung-one-ui-samsung-one-ui-emoji-emoji-samsung-gif-15421094149726828842

[heady kettle]

O hell nawww

[smoky fable]

Idiotic move

Smh

[silk pine]

Excited to see him called up this year i hope

[placid latch]

Tell me this is fake wtf

No way brooks

Gotta be fake right..? He is a good basketball player, hated or not

[simple seal]

Ted Williams, 1968

[novel slate]

Nickname BB: Bum Brooks

[robust grotto]

https://x.com/frank_seravalli/status/2029969214753087963?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Frank Seravalli (@frank_seravalli)

#LAKings are getting a 2nd round pick from #GoBolts to send Corey Perry back to Tampa Bay.

X · Mar 6, 2026, 5:15 PM

@dim kettle lol

[dim kettle]

Ha Ha. They're going to lose to the Avs in the Finals again, aren't they?

https://fixupx.com/RaysTheRoofTB/status/2029971742756602024?s=20

Rays The Roof (@RaysTheRoofTB)

Since this new ownership group has taken over, we have:
︀︀
︀︀-New stadium designs
︀︀-New stadium location targeted
︀︀-State/MLB support
︀︀-New uniform concepts
︀︀-Public forum sessions on a new stadium
︀︀-Appearances at Fan Fest, area shows/podcasts
︀︀
︀︀THEY TOOK OVER IN OCTOBER WTF 😂😂

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FixupX · Mar 6, 2026, 5:25 PM

[simple seal]

Shocked they left that bitches uncensored lmao

[simple seal]

Sports writers being bitches, then now forever lol

[simple seal]

[desert palm]

@simple seal @dim kettle @rustic ore

RAYS ARE DOING A JERSEY TWITTER POLL!

https://x.com/raysbaseball/status/2029965857787457620?s=46

Tampa Bay Rays (@RaysBaseball)

YOUR Tampa Bay Rays 🫵

Playing as the visitors in Tampa tonight got us thinking about putting Tampa Bay back on our regular season road jerseys, and you get to help choose how. Which version of the away grays would you want to see take the field in the future?

X · Mar 6, 2026, 5:02 PM

[rustic ore]

Has to be #1

[dim kettle]

Number 2 for me. That logo on the cap is just so good.

[desert palm]

Me Too!

1 is winning by a significant margin

But still cool stuff!

[dim kettle]

A lot like the rainbow gradient. I'm just glad they're humoring putting Tampa Bay back onto the gray unis.

It's a poll. But number 4, I wouldn't be surprised if they went with something like that, since it's the perfect hybrid of modern and throwback looks.

[full sonnet]

Yea I saw it haha

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/TomPelissero/status/2029988475160629252 @weak gull

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

Lions LT Taylor Decker, the team’s longest-tenured player, announced he requested and received his release after contract talks broke down.

X · Mar 6, 2026, 6:32 PM

[rustic ore]

For me there’s no reason why Sewell shouldn’t kick out to LT, he was a monster in college

[weak gull]

I don’t think he’s kicking out at all unless we just don’t get someone

[rustic ore]

@fleet orbit

https://x.com/CourtneyRCronin/status/2029989532922261991

Courtney Cronin (@CourtneyRCronin)

The Bears have a need at left tackle. Taylor Decker played under Ben Johnson in Detroit. Hmm.

X · Mar 6, 2026, 6:36 PM

[slow violet]

lol honestly guys

how the fuck do the Rams keep affording players

like how are they going to pay Puka 40 million dollars 😭

[fleet orbit]

😏😏😏😏

honestly tho , it would fit the need for a 1 year LT

[desert palm]

@trim timber

Here is the post.

https://x.com/Pirates/status/2029971487906562233

Pirates fans are mad

Pittsburgh Pirates (@Pirates)

Famalee Forever. 🖤💛
A simple thank you isn’t enough, but for now, best of luck in Texas, Cutch.

X · Mar 6, 2026, 5:24 PM

[trim timber]

Of course they are, but they will be there opening day as well as bobblehead and other gift give aways

[dim ledge]

@smoky fable thoughts on Alex Meruelo?

[weak gull]

I don’t know if he can hold up a full year

[smoky fable]

Don’t like him. @amber grove knows about him too since he followed the coyotes a bit

[rustic ore]

I think he might be a good stand in, assuming Trapilo is healing well

[ripe yacht]

Celta vigo winning 5 in a row today and posting about haircuts but Madrid headloss

[weak gull]

It’s his knees I worry about, he was hobbled so much last year

[fleet orbit]

i really hope he is , Ozzy was coming along nicely and holding his own

he looked really good

[noble fractal]

celta goal

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/i/status/2029992119192969603 @weak gull @fleet orbit

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

BREAKING: The #Packers will be releasing Pro Bowl DE Rashan Gary.

The 28-year old had 46.5 sacks during his time in Green Bay.

X · Mar 6, 2026, 6:46 PM

I have to be honest, when they traded for Micah the last person I expected to be moved or cut was Gary

[finite nimbus]

GOD PLEASE I NEED A GARY UPDATE

Because it out he wasn’t cut—idk why he made that post

But I need him UNEMPLOYED

Idk why everyone’s singing his praises now but shit on him for the past five years. He was a high draft pick that never earned his keep. He doesn’t work hard, he doesn’t hustle in game.

You can’t succeed long term giving pass rushers like that a ton of money. With Micah on the other side, I’d rather him be gone.

[rustic ore]

Packers fan?

[finite nimbus]

Ya

[rustic ore]

Nice

[finite nimbus]

Every year since at least covid I’ve convinced myself this is the year he breaks out. But honestly, box score production was never his issue. He’s an obese DE. He’s never gonna be a 15+ sacks-in-a-year guy. My problem with him is that he jogs. All the time. You can watch all 3 bears games and every time they came back on us you can watch him just jogging around while Caleb dances on us

[finite nimbus]

You too?

[fleet orbit]

he stopped producing and was a ghost out there after parsons went down

@finite nimbus i’m not slightly shocked tbh

[rustic ore]

Nah, Bucs fan. I like NFL in general though so I like being up to date with league news even if it doesn’t involve my team

[finite nimbus]

Nor should you be if you watched him this season at all. He used to have a ton of burst. Whatever motivated him that way is gone. NFC north is a tough enough division right now. He’ll go make money somewhere else and succeed or whatever but I don’t want to waste cap room on guys whose lack of effort shows up week after week, it’s poor precedent.

[finite nimbus]

That stands to reason with the name

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2030020096630951944

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Source: Texans released RB Joe Mixon.

X · Mar 6, 2026, 8:38 PM

@rustic ore

That foot issue probably keeps him out of the league now

[dim ledge]

Jeez

Yeah 100%

Barring someone desperate for RB

[finite nimbus]

Yup and guess what? there’s hundreds of young and old pass rushers options that can clean up after Micah Parsons. Obviously you want superstars everywhere and our line has been depleted of late. But with Micah on one side you don’t need to give someone else 30m a year

[smoky fable]

Don’t even think he clears medicals for that. It was that bad

[finite nimbus]

do we even know what the ambiguous foot injury is?

[rustic ore]

Nope

And likely never will

[finite nimbus]

I feel like we have more concrete info on the Tory Lanez/Meg the stallion shit lol

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2030021993332932809

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Joe Mixon requested his release Thursday, per source, and was granted it today. The move saves the Texans $8 million against the cap.

X · Mar 6, 2026, 8:45 PM

[rustic ore]

His foot has to be proper fucked

Like at this point just retire

[trim timber]

hopefully he doesn't try to push it and make the injury worse

[fleet orbit]

nor should you as he has no reason to not try hard

[plush jungle]

Not too surprised with the leafs moves

[frail berry]

What a goal from robbo

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/ryan_kelly70/status/2030027404064751837

Ryan Kelly (@ryan_kelly70)

10 seasons. What an incredible ride it was. I was blessed to be around some of the greatest people this sport has to offer. I always wanted to leave each place better than how I found it and with that I can hang my hat. Forever grateful for my family and brothers! Cheers

X · Mar 6, 2026, 9:07 PM

Retired

[frail berry]

SALAHH

robbo with the assist

😭

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/Gambo987/status/2030027301061341336

John Gambadoro (@Gambo987)

From a source - Dillon Brooks was arrested on suspicion of DUI last night after the game. It was not alcohol related but am told it was marijuana. He was released without being charged.

X · Mar 6, 2026, 9:06 PM

@hollow wind

[hollow wind]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-dillon-brooks-backshots-lakers-rockets-gif-4427500846118220611

[noble fractal]

Liverpool finally realized that they are playing against Wolves and not City

[ripe yacht]

No way that’s a pen

[plush jungle]

Depending on who comes out of the candidates I give gukesh like a 20% chance at defending his title

ofc he could pull a ding and actually show up for the world Championship match

but at current form he's not looking good

[proud coyote]

The rumor is that it was an injury he had from some random accident that he had multiple botched surgeries on away from the team

so probably no specific injury at this point

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/PierreVLeBrun/status/2029969435667140998 @dim kettle

Pierre LeBrun (@PierreVLeBrun)

The Kings have traded Corey Perry to the Tampa Bay Lightning for a 2nd RD pick

X · Mar 6, 2026, 5:16 PM

Sorry if you already saw this

[dim kettle]

Yeah.

[rustic ore]

But guess this means we’re going back to the Finals (and losing )

[ripe yacht]

Play until Madrid score 🔥

[sweet tree]

fark

valverde

wow in like the last minute lol

[ripe yacht]

Var check

[noble fractal]

Var work against Madrid just once

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/RaysBaseball/status/2030022211336044610?s=20

Tampa Bay Rays (@RaysBaseball)

You’re doing amazing, Jonny!

Quoting World Baseball Classic (@WBCBaseball)
︀
Team Mexico's Jonathan Aranda gets enough for a go-ahead three-run homer! #WorldBaseballClassic

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FixupX · Mar 6, 2026, 8:46 PM

[ripe yacht]

Goal stands damn

[noble fractal]

mej

meh

[sweet tree]

just peeped that monaco slapped psg lol

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/FriedgeHNIC/status/2030038056607101336?s=20

Elliotte Friedman (@FriedgeHNIC)

To Colorado:
Nazem Kadri
4th 2027

To Calgary:
Conditional 2028 first
Conditional 2027 second
Victor Olofsson
Max Curran
Retain 20 per cent

X · Mar 6, 2026, 9:49 PM

St.Louis crying in the background.

[desert palm]

@slow violet @honest umbra @hollow wind

Nintendo Betraying the Mariners

https://x.com/dodgersnation/status/2030013100515328499?s=46

Dodgers Nation (@DodgersNation)

The Dodgers have announced a Yoshi Bobblehead Giveaway for their March 31 game vs the Cleveland Guardians.

It features Yoshi wearing a Yoshinobu Yamamoto jersey and a Dodgers hat and is a collaboration with the upcoming Super Mario Galaxy movie 🔥

X · Mar 6, 2026, 8:10 PM

[ripe yacht]

He’s clocked out, only thinking about joining united in the summer

[sweet tree]

oh lucho?

hmmm

maybe in a few years he could

I think he'll be at PSG for atleast 1 more year

his contract ends next year but psg are planning to extend it to 2030

[fleet orbit]

@rustic mountain https://www.reddit.com/r/CHIBears/s/BuKQOwJDmZ

bears traded for a center

[rustic mountain]

Wilson def not gonna be our left guard next year

Bradbury was fine, but I did wanna move on

You give us like what a 7th?

[fleet orbit]

this is either a depth move or bears are going center in the draft

5th

[rustic mountain]

A 5th???

Well enjoy Bradbury

Much more than I expected to get

[fleet orbit]

pats fans can’t be too pleased with the bears rn lol so it’s the least we could do 😂😂😂

[rustic mountain]

Why would we not be pleased

I am out of the loop

[fleet orbit]

bears traded dj to the bills

dj and a 5th for a 2nd

[rustic mountain]

Oh eh

Tbh that didnt even register

DJ Moore was not the one piece Buffalo needed to get to a sb

[fleet orbit]

probably not but it’s the best reciever allen has had since diggs

between you and me i think we got the better deal than buffalo

[ripe yacht]

wtf is this, every single press conference he says it’s my fault lmao https://fixupx.com/themadridzone/status/2030043956038209688?s=46

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

🚨 Alvaro Arbeloa: "Mendy not playing often? It's my fault."

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FixupX · Mar 6, 2026, 10:12 PM

His default response to everything 😭

[restive vector]

LETS GO STARS

[amber grove]

ALL RISE MFS

[amber grove]

FUCKING DEMON ON EARTH I WILL CELEBRATE HIS INEVITABLE DEMISE

BEST INTERNATIONAL TOURNAMENT IN THE WORLD ISN'T IT? @desert palm

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2030090830669664627

Talkin' Baseball (@TalkinBaseball_)

AARON JUDGE HOME RUN SWINGING 3-0

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FxTwitter · Mar 7, 2026, 1:19 AM

[novel slate]

https://streamable.com/8kaq8t buddy boy bum brooks

cop didnt hate him hard enough imo ✊

[novel slate]

Jokic pre L

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2030105692539953323?s=20

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

ESPN sources: the Raiders agreed to trade five-time Pro-Bowl DE Maxx Crosby to the Baltimore Ravens in exchange for 2026 and 2027 first-round picks.

The trade cannot be processed until next week, but it is in place. And Crosby is expected to be a Raven with two 1s back to Vegas.

X · Mar 7, 2026, 2:18 AM

[full sonnet]

Goodness having Ohtani and judge in this generation is crazy

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/2030105774664421729

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

🚨 🚨 🚨

The #Raiders are trading star edge Maxx Crosby to the #Ravens for pick No. 14 and additional compensation, per me and @TomPelissero. A blockbuster.

A new home for Crosby and a true rebuild for Las Vegas.

X · Mar 7, 2026, 2:18 AM

[fleet orbit]

Wild

[novel slate]

Nuggets 3 late whistles on obvious fouls waiting for it to go in 😂😂

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/WBCBaseball/status/2030104245538627659?s=20

World Baseball Classic (@WBCBaseball)

IT'S GONE 😤
︀︀
︀︀JUNIOR CAMINERO IS AN ELECTRIC FACTORY ⚡️

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FixupX · Mar 7, 2026, 2:12 AM

[novel slate]

Jokic with 4 jumping up and downs complaining in the first 🔥

[dim ledge]

@rustic lichen

[novel slate]

They’ve been at the free throw line longer than actually running plays this game bruh

[fleet orbit]

if miami goes undefeated and they miss the tournament in any capacity throw the selection committee away

[placid latch]

I woke up and knew it u would be here complaining more than any player on the court👍

[fleet orbit]

i don’t care if they lose conference tournament round 1

[slow violet]

https://vxtwitter.com/GenoSmith3/status/2030048062685512188?s=20

Geno (@GenoSmith3)

Get ya cheese up 1st

QRT: Wendys
.@GenoSmith3 in case things don’t work out in free agency we’re looking for a Chief Tasting Officer…

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 6, 2026, 10:29 PM

Geno beefing with Wendys on my timeline 😭

[slow violet]

i keep telling people, gingers is black

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/TomFornelli/status/2030109259514495210?s=20

Tom Fornelli (@TomFornelli)

When you're in the same division as Myles Garrett, TJ Watt and Maxx Crosby.

X · Mar 7, 2026, 2:32 AM

[novel slate]

You haven’t been watching buddy boy… this game has been terrible to watch

Refs whistling every play

Both sides

[slow violet]

https://x.com/EvinKnowsBall/status/2030060647812120861?s=20

evin (@EvinKnowsBall)

BREAKING:

The #Cowboys were very close to trading for DE Maxx Crosby from the Las Vegas Raiders, per sources.

The Raiders asked for two 1st round picks and a 7th round pick, but Jerry Jones refused to include an additional 7th round pick, causing the deal to fall through.

X · Mar 6, 2026, 11:19 PM

lol Jerry will do whatever it fucking takes , even if he has to pay 4 players 200 million dollars

[modest totem]

THE RAIDERS ARE TRADING MAXX CROSBY!?!?!?!?!

I came here as fast as I could 😤

[slow violet]

Rayy its over

the bills....aren't winning the super bowl

[modest totem]

It hasnt even started

[restive vector]

Going to OT against Colorado

[dim ledge]

@robust grotto

[robust grotto]

ayo

[hollow wind]

Lmfaooo Burrow having to face Garrett, Watt, and Crosby now

[restive vector]

Going to shootout

[sonic aurora]

hope this will be a good lakers game

[restive vector]

Fuck we lost

[sonic aurora]

LUKE KENNARD

SO GOOD

where my ballers at

[ripe yacht]

Cody again bro wtf

[fleet orbit]

jerry cannot be serious

[dim kettle]

Cody wins the title again and the crowd just does not give a shit. lol

[fleet orbit]

hot take : only pass rusher worth more than 1 1st rounder is garrett

[ripe yacht]

Cody vs Randy would be cool tho ig

[dim kettle]

It's cool. But as a booker, you need to get people to give a shit about it.

[ripe yacht]

Still hoping for a fatal 4 way, yeah they’re pushing him way too much

[fleet orbit]

great trade for the raiders they have so much capital for a great rebuild

[placid latch]

Indeed I am watching it currently, it is what it is. It's not one sided whistling at least

Imagine the days have come where jokic has to drive

Yah Murray went out of the game second quarter. Bs

We need pwat back

[dim kettle]

Like, when The Rock beat Kurt Angle to win the WWF title in 2001. You knew why they did it. They wanted Rock and Austin 2 at Mania 17. But the difference is, people wanted to see Rock and Austin at Mania. IDK about Cody vs Orton for the WWE title. Do we need it?

[sonic aurora]

murry injured no?

[placid latch]

Yes

[hollow wind]

LUKA

AGHHH

[sonic aurora]

luka 22 points

[hollow wind]

[placid latch]

He has been for a while

[sonic aurora]

FIRST QUARTER

[placid latch]

He trying to play through even though he is kinda feeling bad bc he is the only guy who can handle the ball for nuggets apart from jokic. This is why we need pwat back he can handle the ball and drive

[sonic aurora]

thats so bad though

cause it looked like he twisted it on jokic's foot

[placid latch]

Yah

It has been an injury season for nuggets

[sonic aurora]

yikes

[placid latch]

Pwat is gonna take another week or two

So we might not make the playoffs

[sonic aurora]

excited to see jayson tatum play

since he came back from injury

[placid latch]

He has been participating in g league practice for a while

Iam sure he somewhat regained his playstyle

[sonic aurora]

yeah

he was kinda popping off last half

[placid latch]

Tbh Celtics might change the power rankings in the east now

Celtics with jt and jb is something else

[sonic aurora]

yeah they were playing pretty good against mavs

[placid latch]

Playoffs are gonna be even more interesting

[fleet orbit]

celtics to me are the “safest “ team

cavs i can’t trust mitchell and harden

knicks defense is iffy

pistons shooting is iffy

[sonic aurora]

reaves isnt doing so good recently

[placid latch]

He isn't trying

[sonic aurora]

but luke kennard

mannn

hes a beast

[placid latch]

He was even when he was was in the clippers and all

Great shooter

[fleet orbit]

Luke is a hell of a sniper

[placid latch]

Wish we had a shooter like that

Jokic is 1 of 7 from three and 14/21 fg from three lol

All missed shots were threes

[fleet orbit]

denver would benefit greatly from a kyle korver style player

a guy who can shoot off screens and off ball

[placid latch]

We depend too much on Murray for that

So much that he always plays on injuries

Pwat is gonna do some magic I believe using screens and all

[sonic aurora]

JACKSON HAYESSSSS

SLAM DUNK

CRAZYY

[slow violet]

true because he can play inside too

[placid latch]

He only does that

Well at least he has chemistry with luka and plays defense

[fleet orbit]

that’s where i’m like … i’m glad it wasn’t us

it’s certainly a risky trade for the ravens at the very least

but i mean lamar is not getting younger

[placid latch]

Clippere vs spurs is looking so good

Carter Bryant being a defensive beast

So athletic

Huge comeback from spurs

Wemby blocking and blocking more

[slow violet]

LOOOOOOOOOL

[modest totem]

I guess but like... Maxx Crosby 🫠🫠🫠

[modest totem]

STOP!!!!!!

Joe Burrow is out for the season before it even starts

[fleet orbit]

sure but he’s of no use to a team that’s rebuilding and was the worst team in the nfl

[slow violet]

i like how everyone worried about Joe but don't realize 50 year old aaron rodgers an Joe Flacco are gonna play in this division 😭

[fleet orbit]

yeah joe burrow obituary being written now

[modest totem]

What is life rn 😂😂😂

[fleet orbit]

aaron rodgers is gonna be in the hospital he might go to the vikings instead he’s that scared

[modest totem]

This is unfortunate 😂

[placid latch]

Kawhi is too good man, his two way prowess

[fleet orbit]

miami oh 31-0

barely

[fleet orbit]

rodgers ? uh no it ain’t lol

i hope DJ cooks next year

[slow violet]

honestly if im rogers i go to the browns

Max and TJ hurt but Garrett might kill you 😭

[fleet orbit]

rodgers would be dead behind that o line therefore i agree with you

[slow violet]

they are mostly going to be a running team

[fleet orbit]

i think he’ll retire personally

there’s a team in need of a bridge qb with a long playoff drought that could use rodgers

[slow violet]

nah the fact he is dragging it out

so everoyne will talk about him

he is trying to get on a team

[fleet orbit]

some shit about gotham

[slow violet]

https://x.com/nflrums/status/2030113078684029355?s=20

NFL Rumors (@nflrums)

🚨🚨The #Raiders will have $130M in cap space...

X · Mar 7, 2026, 2:47 AM

Please Raiders be good 😭

i miss the sliver and black man

[sacred kite]

Man so Joe Burrow really might die on the field now

[slow violet]

the NFL is fun when the hooligans are good

[rustic mountain]

The Bengals losing Hendrickson really had us losing out in a division with 4 top DEs

[fleet orbit]

and 2 first rounders !

[rustic mountain]

What did Baltimore give up

First and a second?

[fleet orbit]

2026 and 2027 first rounder

[rustic mountain]

Two firsts???

Nah fuck that

I think Baltimore is a team that could do that tho if any

[slow violet]

two firsts

Two firsts only to lose in the divisional round

[rustic mountain]

But glad Vrabes didn't. We need much more than just Crosby

[fleet orbit]

i’m glad we didn’t as well

for what it’s worth maxx was a 4th rounder so ya never know

perhaps the pats and bears draft a player of that caliber , who knows?

[rustic mountain]

Eh I am hoping we go looking in FA and maybe our first rounder

I trust Vrabes tho

[slow violet]

lol guys no one wants to hear this but

TJ Watt is washed bruh 😭

they should of traded him and see if they could get a first

[fleet orbit]

i’m shocked browns have never traded garrett

they’d get 3 first rounders lmao

[rustic mountain]

Didn't Watt have a lung collapse last year

[slow violet]

that was for a few games at best

he did not play well last year

[rustic mountain]

Brother his lung COLLAPSED

[slow violet]

It was in december

[rustic mountain]

I think we at least wait until this year to label him washed

[slow violet]

😭 he was washed bruh 😭

fair enough

but iv seen enough they really should of traded him

[fleet orbit]

aj brown won’t be traded just watch

it’s all smoke

[slow violet]

i dont get why the eagles wont trade him

[fleet orbit]

as durable as smith is , he’s kinda tiny

risky for a wr1

[rustic mountain]

They would but they want a ransom for a dude who doesn't even wanna be there

[placid latch]

Wemby getting emotional

25 pt comeback

[fleet orbit]

brown wants to go to the patriots

[sacred kite]

It’s not happening. Unless someone bites at that steep price

[fleet orbit]

wemby is a killer

[rustic mountain]

I want AJ especially now that Diggs is gone

[placid latch]

27 pts in 22 pts wembenyama

[sacred kite]

Sab dont say that it could happen

[placid latch]

Spurs with excellent defensive and offensive grit

[rustic mountain]

Brother I've BEEN saying it

[sacred kite]

I know

[placid latch]

They would have lost if they didn't show this grit

[sacred kite]

Just don’t want to think about it lol

[rustic mountain]

I hit this photo like every week last year

[sacred kite]

Like the biggest thing is the cap hit we’ll take if we do move him, and the fact he is one of the best receivers in eagles history. What can really compensate for that

[fleet orbit]

anyone wanting to trade for aj the dj trade didn’t do no favors

i wouldn’t trade him if i’m philly , make it work with him

[rustic mountain]

The only thing helping it is AJ doesn't wanna be there

Dude has made that CLEAR

[sacred kite]

I think this is his last shot. New offense and one last chance to make him happy

[fleet orbit]

AJ himself also was really bad in the playoff game

[sacred kite]

Yeah he was awful

[rustic mountain]

Mentally checked out of the Eagles I think

[sacred kite]

Yup. He was burned out on that season

[fleet orbit]

i think he doesn’t like the revolving door at OC

[sacred kite]

Revolving door and the varying competency of said OCs

[rustic mountain]

If I was AJ, I'd be telling Philly either figure it out or get rid of me

[sacred kite]

There should be a twitter ban for all WR1s

[sacred kite]

I think that’s what we’re seeing rn

All I have to say is thank God hes not Puka

[rustic mountain]

Puka is legitimately insane

[sacred kite]

He’s a bum

[fleet orbit]

“sam darnold 🤣🤣🤣”

uh puka he cooked your defense

[sacred kite]

“Super Bowl winner who’s not me🤣🤣🤣”

We’ve only scratched the surface. Puka to Pittsburgh would activate something ungodly

[fleet orbit]

darnold also isn’t possibly anti semetic

puka to cowboys i’m begging the football gods i’ll smoke to that

[sacred kite]

That would be another great choice

Puka to San Fran

Man if Puka was on the Rams he’d become an insufferable bum

[fleet orbit]

some rams fan in one of my chats said the bears should go get aiyuk

like … uh is he on crack?

aiyuk quit on his team fuck that shit man

[sacred kite]

No one should get Aiyuk

Hey Jerry

Do I have an idea for you

[fleet orbit]

or tyreek

woman beating ass bitch

[sacred kite]

Send Reek to the browns

[fleet orbit]

send reek to the jets

[slow violet]

AJ Reading a book on the sideline will be an all time funny moment

[sacred kite]

I do feel for jets fans. Like not even fun to root for

[slow violet]

i have never seen that in my life

[sacred kite]

Good things happen when AJ reads

[fleet orbit]

at what point do jets fans just jump
ship

[sacred kite]

Not sure but I cannot blame them in any capacity

[fleet orbit]

1 winning season in 15 years and most games they get blown out

[sacred kite]

Buuuut it would make a comeup that much more satisfying

[fleet orbit]

the games are over by halftime

[fleet orbit]

but idk if that come up is ever coming

[slow violet]

sadly it is the one rule of sports

can't leave

Unless the owner gets arrested or the team moves

[sacred kite]

Nope they’re in the abyss

[placid latch]

Wemby with 4 blocks this game and 19 blocks in last 4 games

[sacred kite]

Shadow GM Brick Johnson

[fleet orbit]

fans who switch teams after that long … can’t trust em

[sacred kite]

Emphatically true

[fleet orbit]

i’m surpsied woody hasn’t been arrested

[slow violet]

i think the third rule of team switching is

only if are moving in with a SO

then you are allowed to transition to their team

but thats basically it. The jets fans can't leave 😭

[fleet orbit]

why would i take my gf / wife’s team

[slow violet]

its an olive branch of good faith

[fleet orbit]

she ain’t the one if she won’t let me bear down

[slow violet]

nah i mean its common for people, its mostly GF that take the BFs team

[fleet orbit]

my single ass needs a girl like that

if a browns fan jumped ship cuz of watson tho, forgivable

that’s fine

[slow violet]

sadly can't 😭

[fleet orbit]

eagles fans gf be like i’ll cuddle you and beat up santa for you baby

[sacred kite]

Why do people think Santa was innocent

He was a plant for the Vikings that game

[fleet orbit]

you have now led me to your side

if santa gave me a christmas gift that horn would shut off but alas , give him hell eagles fans

[sacred kite]

If it means another ring we need to pelt him harder

[fleet orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/superstore-dina-fox-rules-are-rules-rules-lauren-ash-gif-24462508

[sacred kite]

Finally!!! Yeah the birds were 2-12 season too so there was some aggression

Jalen Carter gotta spit on him

[fleet orbit]

didn’t dak spit first ?

i can’t recall

[sacred kite]

Also Geno got released lol

[sacred kite]

Yeah he spit near Carter/at his feet

[fleet orbit]

his goodbye letter was picked off

[sacred kite]

MENDOZA SZNNNN

[rancid thicket]

@placid latch lakers won today, bro they can get use of Siakam instead of Ayton for real

[heady kettle]

https://youtube.com/shorts/13UlyfAZ4tQ?si=pK7xqkpIgdgrsMGP

[fading tangle]

at least blud tried

🫡

[hasty basin]

https://fixupx.com/WakoCD_/status/2030052823291858958

Wak. (@WakoCD_)

There’s no way that top right section of Kayode’s heatmap is what I think it is…

Quoting WhoScored (@WhoScored)
︀
Successful dribbles in the Premier League this season:
︀︀
︀︀41 - Michael Kayode 🕺
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︀︀37 - Hugo Ekitiké
︀︀37 - Matheus Cunha
︀︀36 - Rayan Cherki
︀︀34 - Florian Wirtz
︀︀33 - Amad Diallo
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FixupX · Mar 6, 2026, 10:48 PM

😭 😭

[placid latch]

Ofc , siakam was an all star and still very young

Don't compare him with ayton plz

[rancid thicket]

both are young boi

i aint comparing.

[heady kettle]

@everyone do u guys know if anyone is sreaming ufc tmrw

[trim timber]

I actually have some leads, but since you tried the everyone ping that's not going to happen

[placid latch]

Ayton is ahhh

😭

[placid latch]

Bro u cant use everyone ping here

[rancid thicket]

i think last year when they tryna sign Siakam

i dont know what was the reason why it wasnt proceed

[placid latch]

Because they wanted a 7 ft 2 who they thought would become someone wemby is today

Nah bro give me a break

[rancid thicket]

no no, something wasnt aligned that time.

even before luka was in lol

you know what happen with AD? he is a PF but forced to play C.
if coaches knows him how he be in PF, he will not face these kind of injuries.

he is rim protector yea, but he should have a back up C. he is a star. not like Shaq and dwight lol

[placid latch]

🤷‍♂️

Too bad that didn't play out well

[placid latch]

In the end u guys still have luka tho, so all this shi don't matter

Just let him take his shots and draw fouls

[rancid thicket]

well true. and theres a possibility to have Giannis after bron's

but, you saw what happen in 2020

[placid latch]

Lakers not getting giannis unless they give up all the stars except luka lol

Idk if jj reddick is brave enough

To comeback from that they would have to depend a crazy lot on drafts and two way contracts

[rancid thicket]

thats true. that is some bag cash too.
but, i like the lakers now. without even trading. just give those rosters solid 2 to 3 years to build something

[heady kettle]

Oo mb

[rancid thicket]

just ping sskashito and you'l be good g

[placid latch]

I don't know abt ufc

I know ntng abt it

[rancid thicket]

im just kidding boi

[placid latch]

I ain't that free lmao

Even though I spend a lot of time on internet

[placid latch]

Get centers

[rancid thicket]

something cooking bro

[placid latch]

And a power forward

[rancid thicket]

Shaq on the move

[placid latch]

Rui ain't cutting it

[placid latch]

Saw that shi

On Instagram

The post I mean

[rancid thicket]

he went against wemby bro is soldier for real

that aint AI?

[placid latch]

Hmm he doesn't take enough shots

[placid latch]

Idk

[noble fractal]

Saw our line up, we are conceding again today

[placid latch]

I don't care that much abt their personal life to fact check

[rancid thicket]

@placid latchthis is so off

after the win against lakers

[placid latch]

It's accurate of what we are

Murray was gone

2 nd quarter

[rancid thicket]

i saw tatum came back and recorded almost trip doub

[placid latch]

And it crumbled

[placid latch]

Oh yes

[rancid thicket]

injured?

[placid latch]

He was certainly stiff tho

[placid latch]

Yes

We at least need pwat back

[rancid thicket]

before the lakers match up, he was so confident that hecan play (injured)

then after, did he reinjured?

[placid latch]

It s so funny to watch denever without Murray jokic had to drive

[rancid thicket]

AG played?

[placid latch]

Lmao no one can handle the ball

And no one is quick

[fleet orbit]

denver is running out of time to get this thing together

[placid latch]

Yes but he on minutes

Rest

[hasty basin]

They need to defensively

Gimme Lakers vs Nuggets again

[rancid thicket]

lol i cant imagine jokic face whenever things dont work out. he is always sick of it

[hasty basin]

Straight up flamethrower series

[rancid thicket]

then Murray will be back again playing

[fleet orbit]

i feel like braun hasn’t lived up to his contract

[placid latch]

Tbh I just saw cb trying to handle ball like someone who just learnt recently, he doesn't even think of driving. All he needs is feeds from joker with cuts

[torn gale]

WE OWN THE DIRTY NUGGETS FUCK JOKIC FUCK MURRAY FUCK EVERYONE

[hasty basin]

That was a gamble

[rancid thicket]

i remembered, Jalen was injured (celtics) and came back to play against lakers.
same with the starter of OKC, came back, day after get rested

[placid latch]

Without pwat or Murray we are offensively shutdown bc no one can speed up the game, shoot pull up or go coast to coast

All of them either cutting or waiting for feeds

So annoying

[rancid thicket]

jokic being center does it all already. if no pg/sg. its ruined

[placid latch]

And then I see spurs, everyone can handle the ball

[hasty basin]

Wemby was tearing up after having a regular season comeback this guy is not surviving the playoffs

[placid latch]

25 pt comeback

[hasty basin]

Imagine he was in Hali's spot

[rancid thicket]

fox and that rookie dude. doing well

[placid latch]

Yes I mentioned it this morning

[placid latch]

Carter bryant

Yes he is a defensive beast

[rancid thicket]

yea that small dude can play

quick af

[placid latch]

He instantly got minutes after repeatedly making defensive blocks and plays

[rancid thicket]

he is tearing apart lakers when they played

[placid latch]

He got hops

[rancid thicket]

Spurs is in good position right now.

[placid latch]

Spurs are absolute monstera bro

Everyone can make a play

[torn gale]

I have so much hate in my heart

[rancid thicket]

good thing that dude is playing well. otherwise, fox is inconsistent also

[placid latch]

Even shooters like champagne or barnes

[torn gale]

I can’t wait for Shai giggles to expose wembumyama

[rancid thicket]

or the other way around

bro are you okc fans?

[placid latch]

Hmm wemby is on minutes restriction too. I would just imagine his ppg this season without minutes restriction. 27 pts in 22 minutes and 4 blocks

19 blocks in last 4 games

[torn gale]

No I just hate the players that need hating

Shai saved basketball

[placid latch]

Either ways okc is cooking too, western Conference final could be interesting unless they meet earlier ofc

[rancid thicket]

fck shai bro

[placid latch]

Shai is playing good these days

[rancid thicket]

warriors fallen. the triangle aint working on this time

[placid latch]

Not getting many calls and still dropping 30

Doing alr defensively

But u gotta be kidding if wemby doesn't win the mvp

Bro his minutes to points and clutch plays are just simply more this season

Dpoy too

[rancid thicket]

what kills the mvp race is the availability. you have to play 60+ games or something or not in list

[placid latch]

Best defensive player of the decade tbh

[rancid thicket]

DPOY + MVP + FMVP is a whack record

[placid latch]

He can miss couple of more games

He is fine

He is on minutes anyways

[rancid thicket]

you ahve that height and talent. if you areent a dpoy for decade. i dont wanna see you play anymore lol

media always ruining things

[rancid thicket]

their coach is good. right below pops

[placid latch]

Bro height this height that, it s easy to make layups under the bucket yes, but it's very hard to get to bucket driving and pulling up shots like wemby does. Who handles the ball like him being 7 4 without being stripped unlimited no. Of times

[placid latch]

Spurs are the best youth development team

And they got the best prospects

Would be youngest team to win a championship

Spurs playing in playoffs will bring back old extremely defensive 2010 s typa shi

[rancid thicket]

thats why the talents is. also he has a good workup thingy. like its really working on his size. he is building muscles too bits by bits

[placid latch]

He shouldn't build more

[rancid thicket]

they produce duncan, wemby is developing more

[placid latch]

He is alr now

More weight would kill his legs

Those kd pull ups and drives bruh too hard to do with mass

[rancid thicket]

obviously there is a limit.

[placid latch]

I could definitely see his arms tone up high today

[rancid thicket]

i really remember. kd getting his own medicine against wemby. was a good classic thing. Alien for a reason

[placid latch]

Yah he definitely worked on it

Yah that was a great game

[hasty basin]

My brotha

[fleet orbit]

dirk already did that in 2011 broski

wemby makes basketball look easy

[torn gale]

Hate the new rule

You have to play 65 games to be eligible for awards

Setting a minimum at all I find stupid

Most of the players getting these awards are playing a large majority of the game anyways

[fleet orbit]

at first i would’ve disagreed but ive gone the other way

[torn gale]

Every new thing silver adds or allows just makes this league worse

Jokic clearly rushed back to be eligible for awards

[fleet orbit]

i gotta be honest and i’m gonna sound crazy but why isn’t wemby getting more mvp love

wemby and cade both

[torn gale]

Because no one has a legit case besides Shai in my opinion

I think the awards is easily his if he makes the game minimum

Shai is averaging 32 ppg on 55% field goal percentage and averages a single turnover per game

[fleet orbit]

i would say he’s mvp but man wemby is leading a team that went from lottery to maybe title contender in one year

[torn gale]

All his advanced stats are off the charts

[fleet orbit]

SGA is a fantastic player

[torn gale]

With wemby though he’s averaging 24 and hasn’t even played super amazing post all star break. Obviously defensively he’s the same as he’s ever been but the offense isn’t up to mvp standard

Cade has more of a case to me but then again, Shai is just historically dominant this year

Okc can legit go back to back if lugentz dort isn’t acting as a double agent and Chet or j dub play average

[fleet orbit]

one of these years i think wemby will win one but we’ll see

[torn gale]

He probably will for sure I just don’t think this is his year

[fleet orbit]

mccain was a huge pickup the sixers are smooth brained

[torn gale]

“Sold high” is there anyone in the league that likes morey

[fleet orbit]

or embiid let’s be real lol

all style and name no substance , and he won a pity mvp

[torn gale]

Any mvp that takes away from Jokic mvps is real to me

[fleet orbit]

we’re gonna have to agree to disagree on that lol

for now my final is okc boston

[torn gale]

Anyone but Boston

And Detroit

[fleet orbit]

cleveland would be kinda hilarious ngl

[torn gale]

My glorious king Joe burrow is going to die next season

[fleet orbit]

unfortunately probably

baltimore actually makes sense for crosby

cowboys bears eagles and patriots all didn’t make any imo

jerry tried to cheap out and the raiders said fuck you basically , good job raiders

[novel slate]

Magic wolves in the afternoon might be good

[hasty basin]

Offensive consistency

Cade: efficiency

[noble fractal]

I'm gonna be real with u Hoeneß

u need to stop buying defenders from the french Ligue

especially if they are fucking 19

[sacred kite]

Sixers are dumb

[sacred kite]

Joe Burrow will be buried in Cincy. Unfortunately, the cost of his funeral will leave the Bengals unable to hire any defensive players for the next 10 years

[noble fractal]

DEMIROVIC AND UNDAV

1 minute 2 goals we are back

kms

its over again

everytime our opponents drop points stuttgart starts dropping pointa too afainst relegation teams no less

[trim timber]

[fleet orbit]

and they will proceed to let trey leave

[trim timber]

They'll have his funeral by putting some chilli on some pasta and call it good

[fleet orbit]

the bengals are high key one of the scummiest franchises

but let’s be serious , we are talking about burrow , but what if rodgers comes back, he’ll die too

[trim timber]

I mean if you look at Rogers the wrong way now he'll probably pull something or be out for a couple of games

[fleet orbit]

rodgers is such an asshole

[sacred kite]

Rodgers is also at risk too

The AFC North is quite fitting for him lol

Crosby I mean

[weak gull]

He is weird…I found out he has views I actually agree with

Which I never knew, but is a strange and self absorbed individual

[fleet orbit]

i’m sure he has a couple i do too but the ones i don’t , sheesh

[sacred kite]

I think once he actually retires, we just will never hear from him again

[fleet orbit]

i think he drags this to the summer and than still retires , and disappears

[trim timber]

considering the market someone like Big Ben is making on the indie podcast side of things I think Rodgers is definitely going to make appearances here and there after he's truly done

[fleet orbit]

if he does i’d rather him as the facilitator and not a guest because i don’t think rodgers is a dummy

he’s often very bright , just a little …. wishy washy ?

[trim timber]

Yeah you gotta draw some lines and set expectations as a host. He'll definitely pop up with McAfee as usual but it'll be interesting to see what route he goes

[heady kettle]

Guys can someone pls stream ufc tmrw 🙏

[fleet orbit]

i really do think he retires this offseason

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/jimmy-fallon-will-ferrell-called-it-thumbs-up-gif-16149386

@rustic lichen Grats on Crosby

[rustic lichen]

I’m pretty excited for us to actually have some fuel on our defense

[rustic ore]

Little wild to me that the Ravens had never spent a 1 trying to get a player in a trade before but here we are

[simple seal]

https://vxtwitter.com/screwderiaf1/status/2030191082496012584?s=46&t=yEgBTvTkFo5ZsUgvRSlPvQ

Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 (@ScrewderiaF1)

Face of a man who knows he built a rocket ship

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 7, 2026, 7:57 AM

[dense blade]

holy wrexham

its insane to think that they have an actual shot at promotion this season

what would that be like? back to back to back to back lmao

[dim ledge]

Scripted

[dense blade]

it's crazy what a good atmosphere in the dressing room can do

[dim ledge]

Eh, idk man

I'm really not a tinfoil hat person with sports like 95% of the time

But I find it very hard to believe that this league 2 team that just so happened to have a very popular TV show made centred around it

Suddenly is good enough to be in promotion for the premier league

[fleet orbit]

now i’m gonna be real , i know miami (oh) didn’t play some world beaters but they’ve survived a lot of tough situations and i can tip my cap

i hope they make march madness and win some games , they get hate for reasons i don’t quite get

[sacred kite]

Genuinely the exact reason I did not want him anywhere near Philly, so damn expensive

[dense blade]

I mean I get your view, and it’s true that they signed players from the upper divisions early on which helped them achieve promotion

So in that sense it isn’t exactly a fairytale story

But still it's incredibly difficult to pull off what they've done and if you watch their documentary, you’ll notice there’s something special

It’s kinda hard to explain, but it genuinely feels like the players there push themselves harder than they'd at any other club

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2030354789276569865

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Source: Bills and C Connor McGovern reached agreement on a four-year, $52 million deal that includes $32 million guaranteed. He will not get to free agency.

X · Mar 7, 2026, 6:47 PM

[dense blade]

I don't think they are getting to the PL anytime soon tbh tho, not this year at the least, if they still somehow make it I think they will get the wolves treatment

[fleet orbit]

centers are only getting costlier

[dense blade]

It will be better for them to build a good squad that is quality enough for the pl before coming in

[fleet orbit]

i’m gonna say something about lindenbaum … am i crazy for saying the raiders should consider it ?

[smoky fable]

Linderbaum is going to shatter the market

[fleet orbit]

i seriously think he goes to the raiders i’m going bold

[smoky fable]

Considering he's hitting free agency, giants might throw a bag

[fleet orbit]

it would actually be a smart move by the raiders too

i feel like bears could still be in on him and bradbury could be a depth piece but we’ll see

for now i predict raiders

i could see giants

[plush jungle]

what a great day as a Russell and antonelli fan

[proud coyote]

I agree yeah

[plush jungle]

Mercedes clearly nailed the regulations

[proud coyote]

Getting a good center to pair with a rookie QB makes a lot of sense

[fleet orbit]

yeah for sure ! plus he’s only 25 right ?

[plush jungle]

Yeah

[fleet orbit]

But spytek gotta draft well, i wouldn’t be shocked if raiders trade into the top 10

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2030359451417325591

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Jordan Davis reached agreement on a 3-year, $78 million extension that includes $65M guaranteed and makes him the highest paid nose tackle in NFL history. Deal done by WIN Sports Group.

X · Mar 7, 2026, 7:06 PM

[plush jungle]

going to be 26 by the time the season starts

Sucks that he didn't leave the eagles

[fleet orbit]

that’s a lot of money for a NT

[rustic ore]

@sacred kite

[fleet orbit]

that’s a good win without your best player arkansas

@rustic lichen

[sacred kite]

RAAAAAAHHHH

He’s earned it

[rustic ore]

That clown Rickey saying Philly has made Carter available

[fleet orbit]

jalen carter ??

really ??

[sacred kite]

Philly trade rumors will kill me

“We don’t like this team so they’re gonna get rid of ALL THEIR STARS!!!”

Ofc we’re gonna lock down the talent we can

[tender hornet]

LET'S GO

I love jordan

Glad he's staying home

Fucking hell harvey barnes

Wake the fuck up city

This defense is fucking horrible

John stones especially

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/2030378047950528532

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

The #Packers have traded DT Colby Wooden to the #Colts for LB Zaire Franklin, per me and @TomPelissero.

X · Mar 7, 2026, 8:20 PM

[fleet orbit]

that could be a sign quay walker is leaving

[smoky fable]

Probably is

[fleet orbit]

well unsportsmanlike conduct penalties in the state of wisconsin would plummet with that one

[tender hornet]

SAVINHOOOO

[karmic anvil]

PUSKAS CONTENDER FROM SAVINHOOO

WHAT A GOAL

[tender hornet]

The technique on that banger 😤

[novel slate]

Bane is such a meatball

Need Ant to dunk on him

[rustic lichen]

YESSSSIRRRRRRR WOO PIG

[fleet orbit]

great win

[crude berry]

Ferran the 🐐

[sweet tree]

arrest him

but in reality we didn't create much

midfield is uninspiring

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2030384473255055517

Media 🎥 (@Warr600)

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FixupX · Mar 7, 2026, 8:45 PM

what a weird goal

[tender hornet]

MARMOUSH

[sweet tree]

savinho froze and scored lol

[karmic anvil]

Omarrrrr

Best Egyptian in the league

[smoky fable]

Pep liked it

[smoky fable]

Right place at right time goal

[tender hornet]

I thought he'd sky it 💀

[fleet orbit]

louisville miami has been really good

[karmic anvil]

Pep is too funny when angry man 😭😭

[tender hornet]

BANGERRRRRRRRR

MARMOUSH

WHAT A GOAL

[karmic anvil]

What has Newcastle done for marmoush to hate them so much 😭😭

Always dunks on them

[sweet tree]

LAMINEEEE

top bins

[simple seal]

Scored with the controller off 😭

Crazy game lol

[simple seal]

How do you left him that open man lol

[sweet tree]

I think it came from a counter iirc

the CB defending Yamal also slipped lol

[sweet tree]

scrappy win

[crude berry]

Yeah

3pts is still 3pts

https://x.com/Bri_an2/status/2030375398765133900?s=20

Brian (@Bri_an2)

WHAT IS FERRAN TORRES DOING????

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X · Mar 7, 2026, 8:09 PM

Wtf did I just see

Lmao

[sweet tree]

if Lewy can play he should start vs Newcastle

[crude berry]

https://tenor.com/view/pray-crying-black-guy-pleading-plead-gif-15911108386383402751

[sweet tree]

gonna go eat some BBQ

[crude berry]

[fleet orbit]

kentucky is getting barbecued

[dim ledge]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/p/DVmZPRoFA73/?igsh=MWQ4eTcyNmVpaXFuNw==

Already dmed juba but @plush jungle

Oh

It's an extension

Gdi

https://fixupx.com/AdamSchefter/status/2030409594514661547

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Kicker Eddy Pineiro and the 49ers reached agreement today on a four-year, $17 million extension that includes $10 million guaranteed, per his agents Drew Rosenhaus and Robert Bailey. Pineiro is now off the market and will not become a free agent this week.

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FixupX · Mar 7, 2026, 10:25 PM

[plush jungle]

Nice to get business done before free agency

[rustic lichen]

I think Darius has solidified himself as a top 5 pick regardless of what happens this tournament

[fleet orbit]

hes gonna cook

[rustic lichen]

Yeah we’re resting him for a while cause of an ankle issue

But it was an ankle injury he was able to play through so

[fleet orbit]

so maybe not back till dance ?

[rustic lichen]

I mean he’s gonna have a while to sit out

Might play in the SEC tournament

[fleet orbit]

i just won the most clutch game of nfl blitz of my life

i forced a incompletion in the end zone on a suicide blitz

[fleet orbit]

i think yall are 2nd weekend material

[amber grove]

That was so fucking garbage!

NO ONE WANTS CODY AS CHAMP

Randy better RKO the fuck outta him and win the belt at Mania I feel terrible for Drew

[fleet orbit]

what sec team do you hate the most ?

[simple seal]

The year of the pitcher in full effect

[rustic ore]

https://fxtwitter.com/JakeRabadi/status/2030375999217557893

Jake Rabadi (@JakeRabadi)

Got too close to a ring for his comfort

Quoting TMZ (@TMZ)
︀
Dak Prescott, Sarah Jane Ramos Break Up Month Before Wedding www.tmz.me/7xc5sPJ

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FxTwitter · Mar 7, 2026, 8:12 PM

https://tenor.com/view/damn-old-gif-4327453260111621237

[rustic lichen]

Probably LSU is the most hated team by most to all Arkansas fans. Annual game for the golden boot trophy, lots of bad blood there. But if I had to pick another it’d probably be Texas A&M

[fleet orbit]

quality list tbh i feel like LSU is a heel to lots of people

[hasty basin]

Damn that trauma dump for Montes

Fantastic choke though

Georgian commentators laughing at Dana White for using AI 😭

Warra promotion

[sacred kite]

Man this is the one time I’ll feel bad for Dak

[amber grove]

I love you Jalen Johnson

[simple seal]

Ted Williams about one game in 1951 vs Bob Lemon pitching

lmfao

[hasty basin]

Holy fuck man

Such a bad crotch kick

[proud coyote]

Worst ufc card in eons lmao

[hasty basin]

What is this man 😭 😭

Im crying

[proud coyote]

Did you see the brundage fight

My favorite fighter

He’s so bad

[rustic lichen]

Idk what they were thinking

[hasty basin]

Yeah I did

[rustic lichen]

Donte Johnson was 7-0 with 7 knockouts

[proud coyote]

Kick him in the nuts a third time

[rustic lichen]

Then he fights Cody Brundage

The ultimate fraud check

[hasty basin]

Garbrandt got up so mad I thought he was about to cook

[rustic lichen]

Didy’all see that a UFC White House fight fell through during the lead up for this card?

[proud coyote]

Probably jones lol

[hasty basin]

Lipreaders said it was Jones

[rustic lichen]

Jones vs Pereira

[hasty basin]

They said there's gonna be 2 title fights right

[rustic lichen]

Yeah but they also said the card itself was gonna be small af

Like 7-8 fights total

Including prelims

[hasty basin]

That's fair

[amber grove]

Xiao a dirty fighter

[hasty basin]

What is this fight bro

They keep headbutting each others heads

And Xiao keeps kicking him in the balls

[rustic lichen]

I really don’t wanna see Charlie Olives get starched out cold man

[amber grove]

And proceeding to emote and scream

[hasty basin]

This guy cant be real

Swear he did it again but he prob cant

[proud coyote]

Lmaoo

This is an absurd fight

[hasty basin]

Feel it anymore

[proud coyote]

Like watching lethwei or something

[hasty basin]

Breo he literally threw up

From the pain

Yep he won from the fouls

[proud coyote]

I can’t believe they pointed down

laughed out loud

[hasty basin]

😭

They were NOT about to ground and pound at 3 minutes left

Gerbrandt lost all that energy like 5 seconds in lmao