9-0 on the road btw
#sports
rustic mountain
sacred kite
Jaxon Dart would have broken three bones on that play
rustic mountain
rustic ore
Jesus
rustic mountain
Holy. Fuck.
rustic ore
What a sack
fierce wharf
Foxborough could've been looking like the next Antarctica
rustic mountain
Is Sam alive???
tender hornet
Jaxon Dart would have broken three bones on that play
Apparently skateboo considered retiring after his injury
Damn
fleet orbit
imagine if the vikings said fuck it and got rid of the dome
rustic ore
I'm surprised no flag there for roughing
fleet orbit
shit would be insane
sacred kite
Apparently skateboo considered retiring after his injury
Saw that, very interesting
rustic ore
Not that I think that was an egregious hit
fleet orbit
minnesota is a special kind of cold
rustic mountain
That was violent as hell
sacred kite
Like your body is the cost if you play recklessly
fierce wharf
minnesota is a special kind of cold
Doesn't it border Canada
sacred kite
I just wish the giant Minnesota horn was real
rustic ore
Not that I think that was an egregious hit
Just that I've seen QBs draw flags for less egregious looking hits
rustic mountain
Canada is so cold rn
fleet orbit
Doesn't it border Canada
indeed
rustic mountain
-50 for my gf yesterday
fleet orbit
i hate the vikings horn , it’s like imagine that broncos sound but not cool at all
rustic ore
That should've been a free play
fierce wharf
-50 for my gf yesterday
I mean that's a Canada thing so I'm pretty sure it's normal
sweet tree
nice punch
fleet orbit
minnesota is a pretty state but it’s a glacier
rustic ore
What a hit
fierce wharf
I mean that's a Canada thing so I'm pretty sure it's normal
Great White North
fleet orbit
this game plays out different if woolen isn’t an idiot
smoky fable
nice punch
Durant on Shaheed
rustic mountain
Rams defense playing with a violence rn
rustic ore
Timed that perfectly
plush jungle
Yeah it was cold yesterday
sacred kite
Great hit
rustic mountain
Xavier Smith cut mid game
fierce wharf
Great **White** North
That bih is cold
fleet orbit
Rams defense playing with a violence rn
shula is great , i actually do think he’d make a good head coach
smoky fable
That’s funny cause he fumbles too
plush jungle
come on rams
tender hornet
Good punchout
sacred kite
Xavier Smith cut mid game
Shot behind Lumen
rustic mountain
Took him to Dicks, got him a burger, and then
smoky fable
shula is great , i actually do think he’d make a good head coach
He loved that zone
rustic mountain
smoky fable
Though the blitz was good
hollow wind
Xavier Smith cut mid game
We actually took him out back lmao
smoky fable
Took him to Dicks, got him a burger, and then
How are the rabbits George
rustic mountain
Exactly
fierce wharf
We actually took him out back lmao
Look at the rabbits Xavier
tender hornet
How are the rabbits George
Goated reference
smoky fable
We actually took him out back lmao
Should have done it the first time
hollow wind
Yep
tender hornet
One of the only good books I had to read in high school
fierce wharf
Goated reference
Of mice and of men mentioned
tender hornet
Everything else was shit
rustic mountain
Brother goated
hollow wind
Ok that one’s actually kinda major
tender hornet
Romeo and juliet is a fucking awful and boring story
hollow wind
Careful for spoilers!
sacred kite
Oh damn my bad
rustic mountain
One of the only good books I had to read in high school
No To Kill a Mockingbird? Outsiders? Fahrenheit 451? Animal Farm?
hollow wind
Allg
sacred kite
Sab I don’t have a better gif for you
rustic mountain
It's all good
tender hornet
No To Kill a Mockingbird? Outsiders? Fahrenheit 451? Animal Farm?
Mockingbird and outsiders was middle school so doesn't count
rustic mountain
Oh we read those in HS
tender hornet
Didn't have to read the other ones
smoky fable
rustic mountain
In MS
tender hornet
We did Giver and uh
Middle school again lmao
sacred kite
Dystopias were a fun year in English
rustic ore
Nice run
sacred kite
Brave New World, 1984, Fahrenheit 451
fierce wharf
No To Kill a Mockingbird? Outsiders? Fahrenheit 451? Animal Farm?
The one animal farm related thing I remember seeing was that movie
fleet orbit
clockwork orange
sacred kite
I really liked Frankenstein
fleet orbit
i did too!!
rustic ore
Nice play Corum
rustic mountain
Seattle D looking a bit mortal when they aren't playing the corpse of SF
fierce wharf
I really liked Frankenstein
um achskually /j
smoky fable
Witherspoon is having a crap game
rustic ore
Rams dinking and dunking
smoky fable
@rustic ore
fleet orbit
stafford just be doing what stafford does
smoky fable
Kyren
sacred kite
i did too!!
Ngl I have a copy, need to read it again
hollow wind
Brady loves the word surgical
tender hornet
Brave New World, 1984, Fahrenheit 451
Frankenstein, of mice and men, speak, some play about a black family in chicago, romeo and juliet, those are the ones I remember
sacred kite
Brady loves the word surgical
It’s what he knows, after all
sacred kite
Frankenstein, of mice and men, speak, some play about a black family in chicago,...
The Pearl
sweet tree
stafford balling
rustic mountain
Because his programming makes him use QB buzzwords evan
sacred kite
Beowulf was a good one too
rustic ore
Bad blitz
sacred kite
Tom has like three large language models in his brain
tender hornet
Yk I really didn't think the seahawks defense would be the problem today
rustic ore
Nice tackle
rustic ore
Yk I really didn't think the seahawks defense would be the problem today
I mean they gave up 37 when these teams met 3 weeks ago
rustic mountain
Not saying they arent good
tender hornet
We read a ton of short stories as well in high school now that I think about it
rustic mountain
But maybe they got a bit skewed
sweet tree
bruh
rustic ore
OOOOOOOFF
fleet orbit
dude he had a td
rustic ore
Cannot drop that
smoky fable
Perfect play call
rustic mountain
Parkinson drop is bad timing for that bro
sacred kite
I don’t get it. When do they shove the RB up the middle twice, deep ball, and then punt.
hollow wind
it’s always fucking him
sweet tree
tender hornet
How did he DROP that 😭
hollow wind
Our tight ends
sweet tree
first down matty
sacred kite
Literally HAD that
tender hornet
Omg
smoky fable
MATTY
fleet orbit
not bad old man
rustic ore
WOWWW
smoky fable
RUNS FOR IT
rustic ore
Stafford with the team on his back
rustic mountain
What an unfortunate last name for a dude who dropped a ball btw
sacred kite
This was like watching a granite countertop run
hollow wind
istg that’s the first time I’ve seen him do it all season
rustic mountain
Matt Stafford digging deep
sacred kite
Dual threat?????
rustic ore
What an unfortunate last name for a dude who dropped a ball btw
Ain't a great year for you so far in regards to neurodegenerative diseases and sports
rustic mountain
Dual threat?????
rustic ore
tender hornet
Dual threat?????
Basically lamar jackson
rustic mountain
Ain't a great year for you so far in regards to neurodegenerative diseases and s...
Look
If you guys would stop
Bringing up Mendozas mom
It would be fine
sacred kite
Basically lamar jackson
If I squint, yes
sacred kite
https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-suspicious-puppet-gif-2729624127692369191
Can’t wait for the LA Tush Push
smoky fable
rustic ore
It would be fine
Right right, we're the bad influences on you 
tender hornet
Bringing up Mendozas mom
rustic mountain
sacred kite
Brady has come a long way in the booth
rustic ore
Yeah he's getting better
smoky fable
This is the Super Bowl
rustic mountain
Brady has come a long way in the booth
I still dont buy his humanity
tender hornet
Brady has come a long way in the booth
Him and burkheardt are my favorite COMMENTATOR duo this year
rustic mountain
Him and burkheardt are my favorite COMMENTATOR duo this year
You learned
dim ledge
I'll laugh so hard if the pats win the bowl just so I can see the copium people come up with
rustic ore
Him and burkheardt are my favorite COMMENTATOR duo this year
I prefer anything with Kevin Harlan personally
rustic mountain
I'll laugh so hard if the pats win the bowl just so I can see the copium people ...
I aint expecting it
I am just happy to even be here
sacred kite
I prefer anything with Kevin Harlan personally
Yeah I love him
tender hornet
You learned
I was about to send it then I remembered and added the commentator part 
rustic mountain
I bought afc champion gear because amazing year
tender hornet
YES
sweet tree
nooo
rustic ore
See Woolen? That's what you do after a big stop
rustic mountain
If we were to win the super bowl, I would probably go get checked to see if I was in a coma
fleet orbit
massive stop
rustic ore
Lol, Witherspoon asking for an OPI call
tender hornet
YESSS
rustic ore
Hey I respect it
ripe yacht
rustic ore
LOL, please someone screen shot that pic of McVay screaming into his sheet
sacred kite
Almost a pick
smoky fable
Lol, Witherspoon asking for an OPI call
One on one against the rookie Ferguson
hollow wind
Ffs
rustic ore
Should've just taken the FG
sonic aurora
its not over yet!
amber grove
Seahawks will be our Super Bowl champions
tender hornet
Seahawks will be our Super Bowl champions
The least terrible option left
plush jungle
Depressing
rustic mountain
It's looking that way
hollow wind
Muffed punt return actually gonna cost us the game
rustic ore
Pats vs Seahawks would be the Jets toaster bath bowl. Either the Pats get #7 or the QB they gave up on leads a team to an SB
smoky fable
smoky fable
https://fixupx.com/NFLonFOX/status/2015612913118269813
@rustic ore
tender hornet
Thank you good sir
sacred kite
Thank you good sir
Lol thanks
plush jungle
Yeah in sf
plush jungle
come on la hold them to a field goal
sacred kite
Commies
rustic ore
Who’s RB needy rn
Saints possibly, Kamara getting old
Maybe Cincy, depends on how much they believe in Brown
Steelers
sacred kite
Yeah these are all valid
rustic ore
Texans
sacred kite
Could see Walker going to any of these
plush jungle
nick chubb needs to retire
sacred kite
Kinda hope he’s a Seahawk still
sacred kite
Yeah depends what they do with dobbins
rustic mountain
That would be a good spot
tender hornet
Big 3rd down here
rustic ore
Maybe Cards? But that depends on how Conner is looking post surgery
plush jungle
Come on rams get a stop
rustic ore
Jets are gonna need one if they let Breece walk
placid latch
sacred kite
Maybe Cards? But that depends on how Conner is looking post surgery
I think there’s not much time for him left
placid latch
119-115 against wizards lamelooo
plush jungle
Raptors win let's goooooo
placid latch
They balling
rustic mountain
I didn't even know Connor was still in the league
tender hornet
Oh no
sweet tree
dunno if that's a first
sweet tree
challenge it
tender hornet
Looked short to me
rustic ore
I didn't even know Connor was still in the league
He's actually been with the Cards longer than he was with the Steelers
rustic mountain
Wow
plush jungle
Spurs what are you doing
rustic mountain
Interesting
plush jungle
losing to the dog shit pelicans
rustic ore
He's honestly been a TD machine in AZ
tender hornet
Interesting
Oh pfp change i didn't even realize it was you 💀
rustic mountain
Oh pfp change i didn't even realize it was you 💀
Figured it was time to embrace what is our ceiling
rustic ore
Wide open
rustic mountain
We ain't beating Seattle
rustic ore
https://tenor.com/view/smokin-darnold-gif-9399931500303424724
Never seen that before, fantastic
rustic mountain
Which is fine, more than fine
tender hornet
Figured it was time to embrace what is our ceiling
Gonna be watching the super bowl with a bunch of pats fans, will be interesting if the seahawks win
sonic aurora
its not looking so good
rustic mountain
When they win
sonic aurora
sacred kite
Yeahhh throwback logo
versed forge
Seahawks getting their revenge from sb 49
rustic mountain
That's true
tender hornet
Seahawks getting their revenge from sb 49
Honestly it's been so long is it really revenge anymore
rustic mountain
Which means Seattle and the Pats are gonna be 1-1 in Sbs, just like Philly
tender hornet
None of the players from that game are still on those teams
rustic mountain
Yeah it's not really revenge
sweet tree
Flag on the rams
fleet orbit
i was wrong
rustic ore
So the Pats are gonna be wearing their home gear in the SB right?
fleet orbit
Sam Darnold
sacred kite
Touchdown would win this, FG allow Rams to tie
fleet orbit
you are a fucking gamer
rustic mountain
So the Pats are gonna be wearing their home gear in the SB right?
I uh dont know actually
I think so
rustic ore
Defensive hold
sacred kite
On LA
plush jungle
The only good thing about this game is the mcvay meme
tender hornet
Eagles were in home unis last year so yeah pats gonna wear home jerseys
rustic mountain
Neat I love our blues
tender hornet
Unless they specifically don't want to for some reason lol
rustic mountain
Idk why we wouldn't
tender hornet
Good run there
sacred kite
Yeah
tender hornet
One first down away
rustic ore
I uh dont know actually
Yeah AFC is the designated home team so their call if they want to wear home gear or away
rustic mountain
Yeah AFC is the designated home team so their call if they want to wear home gea...
I hope we do blues
Blue with silver pants
That's the best look
hollow wind
3 yards away from eliminating the bum rams
How the eagles doing rn?
sacred kite
How the eagles doing rn?
tender hornet
How the eagles doing rn?
We fired patullo so pretty good actually
rustic ore
Unless they specifically don't want to for some reason lol
I remember when the Broncos and Panthers faced off in 2016 the Broncos specifically asked to wear their away gear cause those were "good luck"
sacred kite
and we deserved it!!
rustic ore
So could see NE pull that if they wanted
sacred kite
We fired patullo so pretty good actually
Ngl wouldn’t be that mad if Jim Bob from colts comes to us. But still a lot of options
fleet orbit
special teams , sloppy defense did rams in
tender hornet
I remember when the Broncos and Panthers faced off in 2016 the Broncos specifica...
Pats are 9-0 on the road as sabble has so kindly reminded us so maybe
rustic ore
Again I still don't know why Druski is famous, but I do enjoy his memes
fleet orbit
but again, sam played the game of his life
sacred kite
Where are you Frank Reich
rustic mountain
Pats are 9-0 on the road as sabble has so kindly reminded us so maybe
The first to do it
stiff coyote
special teams , sloppy defense did rams in
defense was bad but our st sold us
rustic mountain
You're welcome
rustic ore
but again, sam played the game of his life
Finally playing a clean turnover game against the Rams
fleet orbit
idk what matt stafford does next year
smoky fable
X
fleet orbit
my guess is he was always gonna come back
tender hornet
idk what matt stafford does next year
He wants to come back
sacred kite
Druski can be funny but when he’s around better comedians sometimes he can’t hang
simple seal
Raptors beat the hospital Thunder lol
rustic ore
He wants to come back
Rams obviously wouldn't say no to him, he's still one of the best QBs in the game
simple seal
4-1 road trip
tender hornet
Lmao games not over yet stafford could be in the super bowl too
rustic ore
Their defense let them down today
sweet tree
rams just need a stop
rustic mountain
Lmao games not over yet stafford could be in the super bowl too
It would be hard
But
You right
sacred kite
Yeah if the Seahawks don’t score here LA could come back
sacred kite
At the very least shoot for a FG
sweet tree
SACK
rustic mountain
Usually it's you reminding us the game's not over <:WAKAINU:1140451187318083705>
But that's for MY team
The one I care about winning
fleet orbit
Uh oh hold on now everyone
sweet tree
they'll have like 30ish seconds left
rustic mountain
Well the Rams have a little bit of life
sweet tree
25
rustic mountain
How awful would it be for Seattle sports to lose the alcs
And the nfc title game
In the same year
Both in heartbreaking fashion
tender hornet
Alright this is gonna be a fun finish
plush jungle
Come on la
tender hornet
C'mon seattle
rustic ore
Stafford has to go 92 yards in 25 seconds with no timeouts
tender hornet
Stafford has to go 92 yards in 25 seconds with no timeouts
I mean if anyone can do it
simple seal
And this is not like the 13 seconds, that was for a FG
rustic ore
10 seconds left
plush jungle
miracles can happen I believe
sonic aurora
CMON LA RAMS
fleet orbit
this is it , stafford has one hail mary maybe
fleet orbit
@slow violet
rustic mountain
What a way to lose
simple seal
YEAAAAH
rustic ore
What a way to lose
Very Kirk Cousins coded
simple seal
Fuck LA
plush jungle
Dang it
sacred kite
Ohhhh man
sacred kite
Didn’t get out of bounds?
tender hornet
GOOD JOB SEATTLE
rustic mountain
Welp, Seattle will be your sb champs
placid latch
Did Timberwolves just got blown out by warriors..?
rustic ore
Nope, shin was down in bounds
rustic mountain
But we back baby
rustic ore
Running clock, game over
sacred kite
Yeah he was down
ripe yacht
sweet tree
grats to seahawk fans
dawn tapir
so close yet so far
rustic mountain
Sam vs Drake
desert palm
SAM DARNOLD IS THE FIRST EVER QB IN THE 2018 DRAFT CLASS TO GO TO THE SUPER BOWL!
sacred kite
JUST WHATEVER YOU DO HAND THE BALL OFF
sweet tree
rams special teams delivered a disasterclass
rustic ore
Of ALL the QBs from that 2018 NFL draft class it wasn't the 1st pick, it wasn't the 1 time MVP, and it wasn't the 2 time MVP who got to an SB first. It was the guy who was cast aside by 3 different orgs
rustic mountain
Jets fans devastated
smoky fable
Congrats. @slow violet
smoky fable
Jets fans devastated
Vikings fans pissed
fierce wharf
Jets fans devastated
Seattle handle my light work please thank you
rustic mountain
Light work that you couldn't handle
sweet tree
grats @slow violet @ripe yacht
sacred kite
Man
proud coyote
@rustic mountain only you can save me now
sacred kite
I like both Darnold and Maye who do I root for
tender hornet
Beat the patriots PLEASE
rustic ore
Gosh can you imagine if the Seahawks win a chip in the 49ers house?
tender hornet
I like both Darnold and Maye who do I root for
Darnold
Patriots don't deserve this
rustic mountain
There wont be any saving Juba sorey
fierce wharf
Light work that you couldn't handle
IGDAF handle it anyway
rustic mountain
Patriots don't deserve this
Says tf eagles fan
smoky fable
Gosh can you imagine if the Seahawks win a chip in the 49ers house?
Absolutely distraught
plush jungle
worst timeline if that happens
smoky fable
If they did
tender hornet
Says tf eagles fan
We deserve the world 
proud coyote
Gosh can you imagine if the Seahawks win a chip in the 49ers house?
this was our year
tender hornet
Eagles fans are saints
proud coyote
injuries fucked us
rustic mountain
World of pain
fierce wharf
Eagles fans are saints
That's New Orleans buddy
fierce wharf
worst timeline if that happens
Heat death of the universe
warm kestrel
Super Bowl LX:
- Seattle Seahawks vs. 2. New England Patriots
fleet orbit
https://x.com/JaimeEisner/status/2015619553401725058
personally i would say seattle wins by 9
sacred kite
Eagles fans are saints
We do nothing but inspire others
fleet orbit
to honor jj mccarthy
versed forge
https://x.com/JaimeEisner/status/2015619553401725058
Seahawks by 14 ngl
dawn tapir
remember the last time the seahawks faced the pats in the superbowl? 
fierce wharf
Super Bowl LX:
1. Seattle Seahawks vs. 2. New England Patriots
This is going to be something else
stiff coyote
dang ggs
versed forge
Their offense is insane
fierce wharf
Still it should have been Denver though
stiff coyote
Im so bummed
stiff coyote
our special teams sold us hard bro
stiff coyote
Good season for you guys ngl
yeah, hopefully we have more fire in us next season
hollow wind
Draft 10 DBs this year
stiff coyote
and fire everyone is our st
hollow wind
I’m dead serious
stiff coyote
Our Special Teams is fucking awful
desert palm
sacred kite
Walker and JSN man
smoky fable
fleet orbit
if stafford comes back the nfc west will be a bloodbath again
sacred kite
So much for that oblique injury
fierce wharf
send them to the cfl
Make them freeze
hollow wind
We actually need DBs
rustic ore
stiff coyote
ggs yall im out
rustic ore
stiff coyote
im pissed and disappointed
serene elk
I got Seahawks winning
stiff coyote
I got Seahawks winning
we all do lmao
tender hornet
Gotta give my dog a walk now 😭
hollow wind
Ggs Lucy
fierce wharf
I got Seahawks winning
Seattle please I swear to God
smoky fable
YESSSSSSSSSSSS
Congrats
dawn tapir
i wonder how the jets feel right now?
stiff coyote
good luck to seattle
rustic ore
If the Seahawks win I request that Sam Darnold be named the Ghost Buster
smoky fable
Probably your last game with Klint as OC
tender hornet
Can't see 2 feet in front of myself out there
dreamy briar
smoky fable
With raiders breathing down your neck
versed forge
hollow wind
Probably your last game with Klint as OC
He’s so good
slow violet
haughty moss
Welp
sacred kite
Klint!! You’d love Kelly Green!!
rustic ore
Rams get pick 29 in the 1st round of the 2026 NFL draft, Broncos get pick 30
hollow wind
great game , almost had a fucking heart attack 😭
Yeah same lol. There’s an alternate reality where you guys lose this game and Riq Woolen is dragged to the city square and publicly executed in front of the masses
slow violet
Yeah same lol. There’s an alternate reality where you guys lose this game and Ri...
LOL I was so fucking pissed
dawn tapir
jets are cursed
rustic ore
Klint!! You’d love Kelly Green!!
It is HIGHLY unlikely they signed him to a 1 year contract when they hired him last year
rustic ore
So he's either staying in Seattle or taking an HC job that's still open
sacred kite
It is **HIGHLY** unlikely they signed him to a 1 year contract when they hired h...
Yeah 3 years iirc
fleet orbit
if i’m a vikings fan my tv is being thrown out the window
rustic mountain
Congrats Seattle on your sb, thanks for letting us come too
rustic ore
https://tenor.com/view/smokin-darnold-gif-9399931500303424724
Is this on tenor or no?
sacred kite
One year “rolling agreement”
hollow wind
I can root for Seattle at least division rivalry aside. It’s where I was born 🤷♀️
rustic mountain
Fall for what
fleet orbit
https://tenor.com/view/vikings-skol-minnesota-vikings-justin-jefferson-sam-darno...
i was wrong , he did great tonight ! i hope he finishes the job
slow violet
LOL iv had horrible experiences before lol i dont want to think about that 😭
rustic mountain
Dude you're gonna beat us at least by 10
fleet orbit
Is this on tenor or no?
i’m not sure
slow violet
LOL bro im not watching any coverage this week, i already know wtf is about to be on 😭
fleet orbit
darnold definitely is a stoner
rustic mountain
We don't have the ability to beat Seattle
It's not happening
No matter what anyone says, we just are not there yet
slow violet
🙉 🙈 🙊
slow violet
I LOVE MIKE MACDONALD HAVE MY KIDS!!!
desert palm
@slow violet @austere lava Congrats to the Seahawks!
fleet orbit
black excellence , mr darnold
fleet orbit
i am very okay with a seattle title
sacred kite
Remember the grey patriots rebrand
rustic mountain
sacred kite
<:G5Laugh:1148377751984808026>
Very convincing graphic designer lol
rustic mountain
I believe it
sacred kite
Ohhhhh ok he worked on this in 2020
desert palm
@rustic mountain (Patriots) vs @slow violet (Seahawks)
SUPER BOWL!
sacred kite
So it almost happened
rustic ore
https://tenor.com/view/kin-blood-goat-animal-falls-cliff-fall-hawk-loses-food-gi...
Oh that's the one of the like big ass vultures/condors/eagles that pick up deer and then drop them to their deaths from a big height right?
rustic mountain
That woulda sucked weewaa
slow violet
<@420202273885519872> (Patriots) vs <@667192875926421507> (Seahawks)
SUPER BOWL...
i thought Admy was a Eagles fan 😭
rustic ore
<@420202273885519872> (Patriots) vs <@667192875926421507> (Seahawks)
SUPER BOWL...
Lol, Admy is an Eagles fan, ryo is the Pats fan
sacred kite
That woulda sucked weewaa
Yeah they look ugly
rustic ore
Lol, Admy is an Eagles fan, ryo is the Pats fan
Ryo's user is Carry0ut
rustic mountain
@slow violet on the real, yall are dangerous, scary good team. I am good with losing if it is to the absolute best
sacred kite
Birds almost went to this in 2012
slow violet
Its the Ginger Bowl 
sacred kite
Yuck
cunning sparrow
Wish I was in the sb 🐴
rustic mountain
What's the horse, colts or broncos
rustic ore
Birds almost went to this in 2012
Oh I hate that
cunning sparrow
idk it was on my recents
rustic mountain
O
rustic ore
What's the horse, colts or broncos
I think it's just like the horse staring at the ocean
Meme
sacred kite
Oh I hate that
So glad they kept midnight green
cunning sparrow
whose a Seahawks fan here I need to dm them hater memes
rustic ore
Lucy
rustic mountain
The SB is fun you guys should try going
cunning sparrow
rustic ore
Is Spag a Seahawks fan too?
sweet tree
yea
slow violet
MY MOTHER FUCKING GOAT
fleet orbit
whose a Seahawks fan here I need to dm them hater memes
no but to you i say
sacred kite
The Super Bowl is a good time
dawn tapir
maybe zach wilson can also have a comeback like darnold had. he hasn't started a game since the jets
then again maybe not..
fleet orbit
i can’t help it this is so funny
rustic mountain
I am happy for Darnold
rustic mountain
This really is such a great season. SB appearance and beat the Broncos in their house to do it, Jets are depressed because Seattle in the SB, the Bills lost in the divisional AND fired their coach and are a mess
I really couldn't ask for more
rustic ore
MY MOTHER FUCKING GOAT
Damn shame his career got cut short, I thought he was for sure a future HOFer
fierce wharf
You should be put on a list for this
I'm sorry but I really want New England on a fucking stake
rustic mountain
Your hatred is hilarious
fleet orbit
This really is such a great season. SB appearance and beat the Broncos in their ...
jets and vikings both being mad let’s gooooooooo
rustic mountain
Even if we lose, this year was a resounding success
And we broke the losing in Denver curse
cunning sparrow
@hollow wind I’m sorry Evan
fierce wharf
And we broke the losing in Denver curse
There is that
rustic mountain
dawn tapir
Superbowl Mvp Sam Darnold does have a nice ring to it. plus him getting one before allen or baker is very funny.
fierce wharf
https://tenor.com/view/alright-hurt-vision-avenegrs-you-could-never-hurt-me-gif-...
Whenever a the team comes to Mile high during the playoffs especially the championships they always seem to fumble at Denver
rustic mountain
Yep and we had never won there. Until today
hollow wind
not for the game I accidentally doxxed you on BDA again
It’s ok, it happens 😀
dim ledge
Second time sam has been to the bowl btw
cunning sparrow
Wild
fierce wharf
Whenever a the team comes to Mile high during the playoffs especially the champi...
You have broken our curse
slow violet
Sam 🥹
fierce wharf
You have broken our curse
Now you must die
cunning sparrow
Btw that girl is back on her losing streak
fierce wharf
Now you must die
But since we can't kill you Seattle might have to
fleet orbit
i think she did
rustic mountain
Seattle will kill us
fierce wharf
i think she did
Oh that girl's about to get orbital cannoned/orbed
rustic mountain
But it's fine Ive already won
slow violet
JSN and Sam Could Not have had a bigger game at such a crucial time man
This is why i said all last year
LOL I PRAYED FOR GENO TO NOT BE ON MY TEAM 😭
rustic mountain
The Jets are sad no matter what
rustic ore
Second time sam has been to the bowl btw
Wait what? I'm confused
rustic mountain
rustic ore
Which Sam we talking about?
fierce wharf
The Jets are sad no matter what
Fuck the Jets all my homies hate the Jets
They play in New Jersey yet they say they're from New York
fleet orbit
LOL I PRAYED FOR GENO TO NOT BE ON MY TEAM 😭
i have a feeling if things go well raiders and seahawks fans about to both thank geno … in a way
fierce wharf
They play in New Jersey yet they say they're from New York
Same with the Giants but they're more tolerable
sacred kite
JSN and Sam Could Not have had a bigger game at such a crucial time man
10000000% OPOY
cunning sparrow
giants used to be nj
dim ledge
Wait what? I'm confused
with us as a backup
fierce wharf
giants used to be nj
Really
rustic ore
Oh right
rustic ore
Fair play
rustic ore
X
slow violet
@rustic mountain
https://x.com/FDSportsbook/status/2015562328255685048?s=20
X
rustic ore
dim kettle
giants used to be nj
"Used"?
cunning sparrow
like
slow violet
LOL Josh Allen getting so much slander right now its crazy
fierce wharf
https://x.com/AndThatsBB/status/2015596100242018728
Oh that anti fat shaming ad
cunning sparrow
New Jersey giants no?
fierce wharf
<@420202273885519872>
https://x.com/FDSportsbook/status/2015562328255685048?s=2...
Damn FanDuel
rustic mountain
<@420202273885519872>
https://x.com/FDSportsbook/status/2015562328255685048?s=2...
rustic ore
Oh that anti fat shaming ad
Guaranteed was written by a porker
sacred kite
Yeah the Josh Allen slander is peaking
rustic mountain
The coolest sb opponent I could have
dim kettle
New Jersey giants no?
They always been the NY Giants. This is why NY got mad when the Giants introduced the NY logo they have on the helmet now. They don't play in NY
cunning sparrow
jets don’t either tho
desert palm
Lol, Admy is an Eagles fan, ryo is the Pats fan
I get so confused with these cross city fan teams cut me some slack
dawn tapir
LOL Josh Allen getting so much slander right now its crazy
it would be even more so if pats win and diggs get super bowl mvp
desert palm
Either way I fixed the original message
rustic mountain
But hometown or my team wins? Awesome
cunning sparrow
there is no stadium under the subway!!
fierce wharf
jets don’t either tho
Exactly
desert palm
@rustic mountain (Patriots) vs @slow violet (Seahawks)
SUPER BOWL! LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
cunning sparrow
Jets giants need to pick a season whoever does worse goes to nj
fierce wharf
Somehow somewhere things that come from New Jersey are from New York and things stuff from New York come from New Jersey
dim kettle
They're always going to be NY because of marketing.
desert palm
On the record, the Vikings let Sam Donald walk, after having a great season with them, for J.J. McCarthy…….
sacred kite
Yeah the market is wayyy bigger
fierce wharf
As I said it's like the commanders playing in Landover but saying they're from DC
slow violet
X
rustic ore
On the record, the Vikings let Sam Donald walk, after having a great season with...
In theory is mad sense, in practice it's been a disaster
slow violet
LOL
desert palm
They're always going to be NY because of marketing.
Even the Red Bulls go with the New York name now regardless of the Fact there is now an official team that plays in New York City.
slow violet
Underdog is not holding back 😭
desert palm
https://x.com/Underdog/status/2015618822825247119?s=20
Don’t forget Lamar
desert palm
Don’t forget Lamar
Baker Mayfield
fierce wharf
Don’t forget Lamar
They got so close that one year
Before getting packed up by Kansas City in their own stadium
desert palm
Baker Mayfield
-# and Josh Rosen…. lol
rustic ore
Don’t forget Lamar
It's funnier to mention Allen specifically though in this case
rustic mountain
Bills fans in absolute shambles
dawn tapir
On the record, the Vikings let Sam Donald walk, after having a great season with...
and even the seahawks had an out clause for sam for his first year with them prolly in a just in case situation. but it worked out in the end.
dim kettle
That's always the funny fact about the Giants. That scripted GIANTS logo they used to have on the helmet was there because they were called the NY Giants but they didn't play in NY. So they didn't have a NY logo.
sacred kite
Nah we’re on the wheeler pfp now
fierce wharf
Bills fans in absolute shambles
Josh Allen should just leave at this point
desert palm
In theory is mad sense, in practice it's been a disaster
I don’t even know about that. It wasn’t like Sam Darnold was crazy expensive. And just because you draft a rookie QB doesn’t mean you have to stick with him.
fierce wharf
But then again too much hazing can lead to that one Tyler Hamlin situation (or was that someone else)
But that person got shat on so much that they left social media
sacred kite
Josh is about to be 30 already, considering how physical he is who knows how long he wants to play
desert palm
I don’t even know about that. It wasn’t like Sam Darnold was crazy expensive. An...
Just look at Trey Lance and RG3 back in the day
rustic ore
Fuck man I think I have astigmatism, vision blurry as a mofo rn
cunning sparrow
New Jersey needs a football team
rustic ore
fierce wharf
New Jersey needs a football team
No the fuck they do not
cunning sparrow
yes they do
desert palm
New Jersey needs a football team
lol. They’re gonna lose all their fans if they brand a such.
dawn tapir
Josh Allen should just leave at this point
bills trade with bengals swap burrow and allen fair trade.
dim kettle
New Jersey needs a football team
They're lucky to still have a hockey team at this rate.
desert palm
lol. They’re gonna lose all their fans if they brand a such.
Funnily enough there was a point in time when the Yankees threatened to move to East Rutherford Meadowlands area right where MetLife is.
sacred kite
Ngl I’d hate an NJ football team
cunning sparrow
You all have never been to NJ and it shows
desert palm
Funnily enough there was a point in time when the Yankees threatened to move to ...
Classic George
sacred kite
You all have never been to NJ and it shows
I live there
cunning sparrow
actual meme graduates
desert palm
lol. They’re gonna lose all their fans if they brand a such.
Not me but the rest of NYC
fierce wharf
You all have never been to NJ and it shows
I have been to New Jersey but not really Trenton or Camden
Oh no I think I have been to Trenton though
desert palm
You all have never been to NJ and it shows
Raised in central jersey
cunning sparrow
“central Jersey”
sacred kite
An NJ team would just be another to root against if the NFCE/NL East is any indication of how it would go
cunning sparrow
Called yourself out
dim ledge
central jersey
desert palm
Called yourself out
Look it’s not north or south
dim kettle
Central Jersey. lol. It's one culture or the other.
slow violet
by the way did anyone else Share this vid? lol this was blowing up. This is literally the only thing i watched all week and nothing else 😭
@rustic ore @smoky fable
https://vxtwitter.com/AlbertBreer/status/2014368599608008827?s=20
cunning sparrow
actual insane tell
sacred kite
Central Jersey is real. People who live far south or far north think everything else is north or south to them
dim kettle
You have more Philly aspects, you're south.
sacred kite
So what do you call Monmouth County
cunning sparrow
It’s like that 3 fingers meme
dim ledge
central jersey is not real
fierce wharf
So what do you call Monmouth County
Place where Charles Lee shat the bed
desert palm
So what do you call Monmouth County
Or Ocean County (bordering Monmouth county) where I grew up
cunning sparrow
You pick a side or die
dim kettle
It's North and South. Ocean has more Philly stuff in it
cunning sparrow
Taylor ham or pork roll
dim ledge
factoids
sacred kite
Or Ocean County (bordering Monmouth county) where I grew up
Yes!!
cunning sparrow
do not cosplay my culture!!!
sacred kite
Pork roll
sweet tree
damn everyone lives in jersey for some reason
sacred kite
It’s both
desert palm
It's North and South. Ocean has more Philly stuff in it
Depends on the area it really does
dim ledge
GETTA LOAD OF THIS GUY
sacred kite
Taylor Ham is the brand
sacred kite
GETTA LOAD OF THIS GUY
dim ledge
do u ask for a plaster or a band aid
cunning sparrow
no real new jerseyian would choose not to pic a side and instead dissect the argument
sacred kite
Band aid
dim ledge
exactly
cunning sparrow
new jersians always argue
fierce wharf
do u ask for a plaster or a band aid
Band-Aid the hell
dim ledge
thank you and goodnight
sacred kite
Pork roll and Taylor ham is six and one half dozen
tender hornet
New Jersey needs a football team
They already have two
rustic ore
no real new jerseyian would choose not to pic a side and instead dissect the arg...
So New Jerseyians just want problems all the time and no solutions?
cunning sparrow
yes
dim kettle
You guys call Subs hoagies. 💀
rustic ore
I can respect it
sacred kite
Hog Island
dim ledge
i thought they called it grinders
tender hornet
Fucking hell there's 2 feet of snow up there and I forgot to get snow pants 
My dog insists on diving into every snow pile
dim ledge
wait is NE hoagies and philly grinders
dim ledge
is that what it is
cunning sparrow
why the fuck is this entire chat from New Jersey
fierce wharf
They don't want peace
tender hornet
why the fuck is this entire chat from New Jersey
Massachusetts here
dim ledge
why the fuck is this entire chat from New Jersey
we run this shit
fierce wharf
why the fuck is this entire chat from New Jersey
I'm not from New Jersey
dim ledge
DIR T JER Z
sacred kite
South Jersey/PA is hoagie
dim kettle
wait is NE hoagies and philly grinders
I had more people call it hoagies than I'd like to hear.
sacred kite
we run this shit
Wait you’re from Jersey??
fierce wharf
Massachusetts here
Colorado and moved to Maryland
tender hornet
its a fuckin sub
Preach
dim ledge
north nj yes
rustic ore
why the fuck is this entire chat from New Jersey
I'm not, I'm just here for the fun
sacred kite
north nj yes
Ohhhh word nice
dim ledge
im like 30 minutes away from nyc
cunning sparrow
I’m sending you to NEWARK
dim ledge
we're the sixth borough
dim kettle
I'm from North Jersey just 30-40 minutes from Manhattan.
dim ledge
I’m sending you to NEWARK
Better than Irvingt*n
sacred kite
What another one
cunning sparrow
elizab*th
dim ledge
I'm from North Jersey just 30-40 minutes from Manhattan.
are we fucking neighbours? the hell
fierce wharf
I’m sending you to NEWARK
Oh I've heard ancient horrors about Newark
dim kettle
are we fucking neighbours? the hell
Bergen County.
cunning sparrow
yeah but it’s fun to meme them
dim ledge
Used to work in bergen
sweet tree
why the fuck is this entire chat from New Jersey
deadass
dim ledge
taught there for half a year. paramus
dim ledge
awful to navigate through but nice town
cunning sparrow
bunch of 201s and 973s here
dim kettle
taught there for half a year. paramus
Paramus is traffic hell
sacred kite
I’ve adopted a couple of south Jersey-isms solely bc my dad is from Philly
rustic ore
are we fucking neighbours? the hell
Y'all should hang out and see if he can't successfully rage bait you with sports takes
sacred kite
Hence—hoagies
dim ledge
yep. the one road that passes the community college that goes all the way to the highway ramp
sonic aurora
I’m rooting for whoever is winning for the superbowl
dim ledge
because for some reason we need one lane there
fierce wharf
Any of y'all ever heard of Wawa
sacred kite
No
tender hornet
I’m rooting for whoever is winning for the superbowl
Seahawks
dim ledge
thank you urban planners, very cool
cunning sparrow
yo can we get a red card for smile
rustic ore
Any of y'all ever heard of Wawa
Love me some free air for my tires
fierce wharf
Shit here in Maryland we got that and a place called Royal Farms
sonic aurora
yo can we get a red card for smile
Why????
tender hornet
yo can we get a red card for smile
Bandwagoning hard lmao
sacred kite
Yeah Royal Farms is good
desert palm
X
dim ledge
send it
cunning sparrow
sacred kite
This is evil
smoky fable
by the way did anyone else Share this vid? lol this was blowing up. This is lite...
I saw it
cunning sparrow
wait no
dim ledge
nooooooooo
sacred kite
dim kettle
Well, I just lost my eye sight.
tender hornet
Bumaldo
cunning sparrow
unkempt prawn
Bro Scottie Barnes is such a good player, I love him
dim ledge
You have been banished to PATTERSON
Better than Passaic
fierce wharf
I remember drinking Arrowhead when I lived in Colorado
cunning sparrow
2 ts????
dim ledge
i'd take paterson any day
sacred kite
Better than Passaic
Yeah that’s true lol
tender hornet
Don’t watch soccer 😭
Basically ronaldo is a bum and messi is the goat
Also man city is the best team in the prem 
dim kettle
Better than Passaic
No kidding. I'm a walk away from that stupid bridge with green water.
rustic ore
Bro Scottie Barnes is such a good player, I love him
Raptors fans deserve something nice
tender hornet
Pretty simple
cunning sparrow
Paterson is one of the most diverse cities in the world, with a culinary map that reflect it
sacred kite
You have been banished to…uh…Freehold…uh
dim ledge
No kidding. I'm a walk away from that stupid bridge with green water.
i might work right there lmao. for now at least
yeah i cant wait to work in paterson instead
sacred kite
Paterson is one of the most diverse cities in the world, with a culinary map tha...
That’s actually pretty wild
dim ledge
food is already better
fleeb i'll legit be working a 2 minute walk from little palestine
and a 5 minute drive from Taskin
cunning sparrow
Like 5 min from my parents house
fierce wharf
fleeb i'll legit be working a 2 minute walk from little palestine
Damn that was wrong
Is that even an actual place or
cunning sparrow
yes
dim ledge
yes
cunning sparrow
Paterson has a little Palestine and Palestine st
dim kettle
yeah i cant wait to work in paterson instead
I swear, one of these days I'll just happen to be wearing Lightning gear in the area and just happen to run into you.
fierce wharf
And is that because of what's going on in Gaza or was this before that
rustic ore
Is that even an actual place or
Ohio has a place called East Palestine, that's where that train came off the rails and spilled chemicals into the water a couple years ago
cunning sparrow
Palestinian pop of Paterson is on its 3rd generation already
tender hornet
Aren't there a lot of eagles fans in jersey?
unkempt prawn
Raptors fans deserve something nice
Just pra watching doesn’t even do him justice, his defense is so good and versatile, he’s kind of like Draymond in a lot of ways, just not the bad parts
rustic ore
Indeed
cunning sparrow
South Jersey
rustic mountain
Another reason not to visit Jersey
dim ledge
Nort nj is all giants/gets with somehow a fairly even mix of cowboys and eagles
tender hornet
Another reason not to visit Jersey
cunning sparrow
south Jersey is all eagles fans, north is a mix of giants and very sad people
slow violet
lol i can't believe we survived the yearly Tariq disasterclass 😭
fierce wharf
one thing that is popular in Jersey is of course the club
tender hornet
Jersey doesn't sound too bad anymore chat
sacred kite
Aren't there a lot of eagles fans in jersey?
South mainly, decent amount in CENTRAL JERSEY
dim kettle
I'm in a different town, but I'm like in the middle of multiple towns. I move left I'm in Gleen Rock, go toward a bridge, Paterson. Go to the right. Hawthorne is right there.
rustic mountain
rustic ore
lol i can't believe we survived the yearly Tariq disasterclass 😭
Dude needs to me gone, complete locker room cancer
unkempt prawn
Sam Darnold superbowl
slow violet
Dude needs to me gone, complete locker room cancer
he is good but when he plays bad its basically over for him 😭
sacred kite
Woolen almost lost the damn game
rustic ore
Talent does not warrant the head ache
slow violet
but usually when he plays horrible, he locks in the next game ..... hopefully 😭
rustic ore
Get his ass gone
tender hornet
Woolen almost singlehandedly made you not go to a bowl
And then he was arguing a ith his teammates too 😭
rustic mountain
Lmaoooo
tender hornet
You just know he's gonna be partying the hardest
rustic mountain
I would be
tender hornet
And talking the most trash when he almost cost his team the game
cunning sparrow
I can’t clown him
smoky fable
my Seahawks fan friend don’t even seem happy
What?
rustic mountain
He will be happy in a couple weeks dw
tender hornet
He will be happy in a couple weeks dw
Least confident fan I've ever met lmao
rustic mountain
Brother did you SEE the Seahawks
tender hornet
I've never seen you predict a pats win ever 😭
slow violet
X
unkempt prawn
The Eagles gave me whiplash man.
tender hornet
Brother did you SEE the Seahawks
Yeah but I would delude myself into thinking we win
dim kettle
He's not prepared for the thousands of people telling you, "Hey, remember when the Seahawks should've run the ball at the 1 12 years ago?"
rustic mountain
I mean 2 straight 4-13 seasons and Mac Jones makes you wait for the other shoe to drop
tender hornet
The Eagles gave me whiplash man.
Eagle fan?
sacred kite
The Eagles gave me whiplash man.
They gave me ulcers
tender hornet
They gave me a burning hatred for the last name patullo
sacred kite
Who?
unkempt prawn
Eagle fan?
I don’t really hate them, I am from Pittsburgh but I kind of like them.
tender hornet
I mean 2 straight 4-13 seasons and Mac Jones makes you wait for the other shoe t...
Boo hoo, I'm sure jets and browns fans are really sorry for you guys
rustic mountain
I am still half convinced someone is gonna be like "ok patriots you had your fun give back the Lamar Hunt trophy, no more pretend"
Hey I aint asking for sympathy
tender hornet
I don’t really hate them, I am from Pittsburgh but I kind of like them.
Ah I see
rustic mountain
I am just explaining my mentality
sacred kite
Feels like Pittsburg is neutral ground
tender hornet
2 straight 4-13 seasons 
sacred kite
Except the penguins
unkempt prawn
Seeing them go from absolutely giving belt to everyone last year to struggling to get 20 points is crazy
sacred kite
Penguins it’s on sight
rustic mountain
Look man just because we didnt suffer as long other teams doesn't mean those seasons didnt blow
tender hornet
Seeing them go from absolutely giving belt to everyone last year to struggling t...
Two words: kevin patullo
Fuck that guy
tender hornet
Look man just because we didnt suffer as long other teams doesn't mean those sea...
It was a really nice few years man
Over too soon
fierce wharf
Except the penguins
Fuck the noot nooters
slow violet
https://vxtwitter.com/Spoon4pres/status/2015482427972481102?s=20
@fleet orbit as always
tender hornet
dim ledge
the penguins were terrorists for the 2010s
dim kettle
"were" 
unkempt prawn
I cry a single tear when I see the Cooper Dejean pick 6
rustic mountain
https://vxtwitter.com/Spoon4pres/status/2015482427972481102?s=20
<@6911485570627...
How can you not love Marshawn
cunning sparrow
I think I’ll be rooting for the hawks
rustic mountain
Dude is so cool
sacred kite
I cry a single tear when I see the Cooper Dejean pick 6
Damn yeah
ON HIS BIRTHDAY!!!!
tender hornet
I'll remember it when you guys are bottomfeeders
We'll see, I find it hard to imagine we'll be bad for more than one season max with howie
rustic mountain
I'll enjoy it for ya dw
sacred kite
We'll see, I find it hard to imagine we'll be bad for more than one season max w...
We have like 5-4 more years before the void years
tender hornet
I'll enjoy it for ya dw
fierce wharf
We have like 5-4 more years before the void years
The hell are the void years
tender hornet
We have like 5-4 more years before the void years
People have been saying that for years
2027 was supposed to be the cap hell year
Now it's 2029
rustic mountain
Oh and
cunning sparrow
sacred kite
People have been saying that for years
Yeah. Like I’m sure the org is planning but won’t be fun
Phillies bad years will be worse lol
sacred kite
The hell are the void years
Big payments being made for players
dim kettle
Philly doesn't need to win anything else. Get in the basement!
sacred kite
Philly doesn't need to win anything else. Get in the basement!
Nope!!! We’ve been there before!
tender hornet
Oh and
It can't hurt me anymore Aj has been a distraction all year, if he can be team friendly he can stay but he's just been a headache this season
dim kettle
Be in the Trust the Process phase forever and forever.
tender hornet
He can come over here
Yall collecting diva wrs like pokemon
sacred kite
Phillies are the losingest franchise in sports iirc
rustic ore
https://vxtwitter.com/Spoon4pres/status/2015482427972481102?s=20
<@6911485570627...
So happy Sam can make history and become the first Black starting QB to win an SB
rustic mountain
I gotta make up for it
slow violet
https://vxtwitter.com/FDT4EVUR/status/2015591916101054611?s=20
You know this ref went crazy today 😭
tender hornet
So happy Sam can make history and become the first Black starting QB to win an S...
Jalen hurts isn't real
slow violet
amber grove
Seattle is our only hope
dim kettle
"Sit down."
rustic ore
Jalen hurts isn't real <:WAKAINU:1140451187318083705>
Sam so black he's got ATL backing him
rustic mountain
Wonder if Vrabel tries using Gonzo or Marcus on JSN. Gonzo is the most talented but Marcus is fastest
tender hornet
Seattle is our only hope
Boutta be a loud seahawks supporter in a pats super bowl watch party, should be fun
WAIT
Sam darnold is in the super bowl
Before dak
dim kettle
Before dak
And Lamar and Josh Allen.
tender hornet
And Lamar and Josh Allen.
They're afc I don't care about them that much
slow violet
guys imagine if Puka made the super bowl and he was with his streamer friends again. As far as i know, we just saved everybody from a Nuke 😭
sacred kite
Dak slander
sacred kite
guys imagine if Puka made the super bowl and he was with his streamer friends ag...
Yeah I’d hate this
dim kettle
They're afc I don't care about them that much
And before Love.
rustic mountain
Drake Maye has 1 more sb appearance than: Josh Allen, Lamar Jackson
Drake Maye has the same sb appearances as Joe Burrow
And Aaron Rodgers
slow violet
i think Dak is safe right now, everyones eyes are on Josh Allen right now 😭
rustic ore
Dak slander<:BBWise:1280513279940366407> <:BBWise:1280513279940366407> <:BBWise:...
Not slander if it's true 
dim kettle
Black Kirk Cousins.
rustic ore
Kirk is the Black Kirk Cousins