sports

[smoky fable]

Field goal

[fleet orbit]

you just doubted the jets

[rustic mountain]

Good stand by LA

[tender hornet]

Even though I was mostly hyping him up as a joke lol

[smoky fable]

That should have been OPI. @rustic ore

[rustic ore]

Lol, Barner asking for a flag when he should've been called for OPI

[smoky fable]

That’s not a flag on Durant

[smoky fable]

Exactly

10-3

[fleet orbit]

what if baker wasn’t better than darnold this whole time ?

[tender hornet]

I mean I do doubt the jets but when did I doubt them now?

[rustic ore]

"Unless there's blood don't call it" I know Tom, I know

[rustic mountain]

Must be nice to play in nice weather

https://tenor.com/view/dog-snowbank-snow-gif-24549329

[fleet orbit]

i will still never understand 0 interceptions

that doesn’t even feel real

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/OllieConnolly/status/2015577235286020191

Ollie Connolly (@OllieConnolly)

Absolutely insane from Kenneth Walker

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FixupX · Jan 26, 2026, 12:07 AM

[tender hornet]

That's actually such an insane stat

NONE

[fierce wharf]

Okay not really related but the game just showed a trailer for a he-man movie

I think that's pretty cool

Anyways back to the game

[tender hornet]

Not one

[rustic ore]

Probably cause it 's never happened before

[rustic mountain]

We were just talking about that

[rustic ore]

Ever

[fierce wharf]

I don't think I've ever seen a He-Man movie before

[rustic mountain]

Granted opinions seem to differ

[rustic ore]

Jets are trailblazers

[fierce wharf]

oh wait

[sacred kite]

0 ints is a record on the wrong side of history

[fleet orbit]

i’m gonna see nicolas cage play john madden when it comes out for sure

[fierce wharf]

nvm disregard

[sacred kite]

MOTU looks weird

[fleet orbit]

nicolas cage my goat

[fierce wharf]

Wait they're making a Madden movie

[rustic mountain]

And Nick Cage is madden

[tender hornet]

The jets have too many of those

[fleet orbit]

nicolas cage is playing madden

[sacred kite]

Yeah honestly

[rustic mountain]

Which is nuts

[fleet orbit]

he makes every movie watchable

[sacred kite]

Team is snakebitten

[tender hornet]

They deserve every bit of suffering coming to them

[rustic mountain]

The snake is named Woody Johnson

[fleet orbit]

nah the jets are not snake bitten

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/amicsta/status/2015576090853429750

Anthony Amico (@amicsta)

Brady is definitely making a hard push for Kubiak as the Raiders HC lol

X · Jan 26, 2026, 12:02 AM

[fleet orbit]

jets just simply make bad decisions

[sacred kite]

Oh yk he’s just salivating over that

[trim timber]

the Jets is the Jets

[tender hornet]

And his son apparently

[sacred kite]

Brick Johnson

[rustic mountain]

There's a little Johnson?

[fleet orbit]

if fernando fixes the raiders the entire fanbase will go to church in face paint and black denim

[rustic ore]

Well it is cold out now

[rustic mountain]

Seattle is like

50?

Rn

[sacred kite]

Mendoza making Raiders fans reform their ways…would be history

[tender hornet]

Yep, and apparently the jets have made decisions not to trade for certain players because his son decided their "madden ratings weren't high enough"

[rustic mountain]

I remember that

[rustic ore]

Nice run by Kyren

[fleet orbit]

the idea of this linkedin using christian man being the qb of the raiders is stuff out of movies

i hope he crushes it , i like mendoza

[sacred kite]

Yeah like bro will be in the capital of vice

Same. I hope he kills it and never changes

That commercial about his mom’s letter to him got me

[rustic ore]

I'm shocked they still have that dude doing Dos Equis commercials

[sacred kite]

Wait those still exist??

[tender hornet]

It's almost unbelievable how badly managed the jets are

[fleet orbit]

especially cuz doesn’t she have MS?

[rustic ore]

Mhm

[rustic mountain]

Yeahhh isn't it great

https://tenor.com/view/cigar-smoking-smoke-back-off-gif-17958464

[sacred kite]

Yeah she does

[fleet orbit]

0 picks is an effort issue 100%

[rustic ore]

Holy bad timing Batman

[fleet orbit]

all those raiders fans will suddenly know how to make a job resume and it’ll be wonderful

[rustic mountain]

You need to stop talking about Mendoza

[sacred kite]

Sab feeling crazy after that Pats win

[rustic mountain]

This is the second time yall have done this with his mom and ms

[rustic ore]

Tbf Lebowski brought it up this time

[rustic mountain]

Gdi Lebowski

https://tenor.com/view/dr-who-doctor-who-david-tennant-water-gun-water-gif-4879154

[fleet orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/timing-is-everything-jordan-fisher-timing-good-timing-perfect-timing-gif-16567945

[rustic ore]

Everyone is an OP, everyone can get it

Oof, Defender slipped

Adams big gain

[sacred kite]

https://tenor.com/view/black-air-forces-longbeachgriffy-black-air-force1-gif-19709343

[fierce wharf]

Still the most interesting man in the world

[fleet orbit]

we gotta get that kind of defense and maybe our time will come

maybe

[rustic ore]

Man...I want a Charmander bag too

[rustic mountain]

I love having a good defense

[smoky fable]

Favorite starter?

[sacred kite]

Best I can do is $4872626 Lego Charizard

[rustic ore]

Actually I'm more of a Squirtle guy

[fleet orbit]

defense gives teams an actual margin for error

[rustic ore]

I dig turtles

[sacred kite]

Blastoise

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/JimbosJunkbox/status/2015580580117639256

Jimbo (@JimbosJunkbox)

#ramshouse devante adams COOKS witherspoon

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FixupX · Jan 26, 2026, 12:20 AM

[fleet orbit]

as am i squirtle all the way for gen 1

[sacred kite]

Best gen 2 starter is totodile

[smoky fable]

@rustic ore

Witherspoon getting cooked

[fleet orbit]

gen 3 i got torchic

[sacred kite]

Gen 3 is Treecko

[fleet orbit]

seattle’s defense is ridiculous

[rustic ore]

Sack

[sweet tree]

should have been a face mask

[smoky fable]

That’s a facemask

[dim kettle]

I know you're more of a Metapod type of guy. He's like Todd Bowles. Does nothing,

[sacred kite]

Gen 4–turtwig but all those final evos are good

[fierce wharf]

FG

[smoky fable]

Should have been called

[rustic ore]

Oh yeah, should've been a facemask

[rustic mountain]

Masssssive face mask

[fierce wharf]

It's good

[sacred kite]

Yeah huge facemask

Wow

[fleet orbit]

yeah they missed one

[fierce wharf]

taco bell

[sacred kite]

It’s bc Stafford’s been scalping Pokemon cards

[fleet orbit]

taco bell my beloved

[rustic ore]

In Gen 1 I always liked using Butterfree with Confusion to get past Brock

[hollow wind]

Fuck that

[smoky fable]

Fuck what?

[sacred kite]

Facemask I’m assuming

[rustic ore]

Technically would be smarter to either get Mankey or Nidoran with double kick

[hollow wind]

Missed facemask

[fleet orbit]

they missed one

[smoky fable]

Ah

[sacred kite]

Thank God you said this after we named Pokemon starters

[rustic ore]

Evan more of a hard mode, Gen 1 Charmander user I see

Respect

[fleet orbit]

best pokemon is Dudunsparce we all know that

[dim kettle]

Or get a Psychic type and break the game.

[sacred kite]

Love Metagross

[fierce wharf]

ooh new movie

[sacred kite]

Alakazam a classic

[rustic mountain]

https://x.com/ESPNInsights/status/2015561846648983708?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^2015561846648983708|twgr^83a90d1ab331c75b3cca0af03947ba884f6f883d|twcon^s1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fbleacherreport.com%2Fembedded%2Farticles%2F25368934-drake-maye-mike-vrabel-patriots-make-nfl-history-reaching-super-bowl-60-after-beating-broncos

ESPN Insights (@ESPNInsights)

The Patriots become the first team in the Super Bowl era to reach the Super Bowl after hiring a new head coach and winning 4 games or fewer the prior season 👏

X · Jan 25, 2026, 11:06 PM

[sacred kite]

Can’t go wrong with Reuniclus

[rustic ore]

Honestly the gen 3 remake probably made Brock too easy by giving Charmander a steel move

[sacred kite]

Man I wanna redownload infinite fusion now

Damn

[dim kettle]

I haven't played Pokemon since X and Y was new. I'm more anime watcher than gamer.

[rustic ore]

I can't even remember if either his Geodude or his Onix had rock throw

[fleet orbit]

darnold be careful there buddy

[fierce wharf]

Y'all talking about Pokemon I'm trying to see who's going to kick New England's ass

[sacred kite]

Steelix is also very cool

[fierce wharf]

After they're finished kicking each others

[rustic ore]

Such a pain in the ass to face in Gen 2

[fleet orbit]

what if a pokemon fights the entire locker room?

i bet you weren’t thinking about that one huh

[sacred kite]

This is also true

[fierce wharf]

LA and Seattle?

[sacred kite]

Hitmonlee would mercilessly kill a football team

[smoky fable]

Sack

[rustic ore]

Sack

[smoky fable]

Fiske

[smoky fable]

Got decked

Just won their rep

[fleet orbit]

i can’t predict the future but whoever wins this will be favored over new england

[sacred kite]

Wait is Darnold wearing purple

Cmon Sam

[fierce wharf]

No he's wearing the Seattle uniform dumbass

[rustic ore]

Purple where?

[fleet orbit]

don’t insult black excellence like sam darnold

[dim kettle]

And then Darnold fumbles at the one yard line.

[sacred kite]

?????

[fierce wharf]

All I see is blue and neon green on him

[smoky fable]

Oh my

[rustic ore]

Hell of a punt

[smoky fable]

Almost disaster

[smoky fable]

Smith muffed it but fell on it

[fierce wharf]

Hyundai ad featuring the guy from The office

[rustic ore]

Oh cause of that last drive

[sacred kite]

Yeah lol

[rustic ore]

Went a pinch too obscure with that joke my guy

[sacred kite]

My knowledge is esoteric

[rustic mountain]

Idk I got it

[rustic ore]

Darnold gotta lock in though, needs to play a clean game to give Seattle a chance

[sacred kite]

Thank you

[fleet orbit]

the funny thing about darnold is he was called this playoff choker after playing 1 playoff game

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/NFLonFOX/status/2015583019369943126?s=20

FOX Sports: NFL (@NFLonFOX)

art. 🎨

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FixupX · Jan 26, 2026, 12:30 AM

[fleet orbit]

now the vikings …. the vikings are snake bitten

[fierce wharf]

Damn the official NFL Fox account

[sacred kite]

This remix of Never Too Much kills me

It’s so bad

[rustic ore]

"11.99 for a cheese burger" How about no?

[rustic mountain]

That is a thing of beauty

[fleet orbit]

winter olympics how about no

[fierce wharf]

I'm not even going to lie that shit look good as hell

But it cost too much

[fleet orbit]

the olympics are MID

[rustic mountain]

You dont like the winter Olympics?

[rustic ore]

It did but that's too expensive

[sacred kite]

Lowkey forgot about the Winter Olympics

[rustic mountain]

Hockey tho

[fierce wharf]

It's the main Olympics everybody's after

This year it's happening in LA

[dim kettle]

Probably the only part I give a shit about

[fleet orbit]

idk what it is i just never could do it with hockey

[rustic mountain]

Winter in LA

Hmm

[rustic mountain]

But so worth

[fierce wharf]

I said the main Olympics that don't happen until 28

[sacred kite]

Yeah Hockey prob good

[rustic ore]

No the Winter Olympics are in Italy this year

[rustic mountain]

Oh gotcha

[rustic ore]

2028 regular Olympics are in LA

[fleet orbit]

the one olympic incident i can appreciate is paul pierce and gilbert arenas made racial comments about sudan and my guy Luol classily roasted those bums

[dim kettle]

People have a hard time seeing the puck, it's on the same time as basketball. I know this because that's why I don't watch basketball much.

[fierce wharf]

I wasn't talking about Milan

Wait

[rustic ore]

But you can understand how he might get confused when you phrased it like that

[fierce wharf]

you right

[fleet orbit]

i can confirm i have trouble seeing the puck , but it’s hard for me to enjoy hockey as i’d have to find a team

i can’t support an organization that thinks sexual assault is acceptable

i hope the blackhawks are poverty for decades

[rustic ore]

Dime

[smoky fable]

What a throw

Puka

[rustic mountain]

What a dart

Jesus

[smoky fable]

Dot

[fierce wharf]

Since we're on the topic of Olympics now

[rustic ore]

Puka took a shot and held on

[fierce wharf]

What are thoughts on Paris

2024

[smoky fable]

Like the basketball

That was fun to follow

[dim kettle]

I think it's a different FO and ownership now. But yeah. You'd need to wait for the playoffs to get motivated with the other teams.

[fierce wharf]

I think they brought back the old NBA on NBC theme for that one

Hell they brought it back in general

[smoky fable]

Corum

Nice play

[rustic ore]

Nice run

[fleet orbit]

i mean true but it’s like a mental hurdle i haven’t quite accepted but you’re right

[rustic ore]

They completely lost contain

[rustic mountain]

Hmmm

[sweet tree]

loved it tbh, basketball, track and soccer was fun

[rustic mountain]

Seattle's run D isnt doing great this drive

[fierce wharf]

Yeah honestly seeing LeBron Steph and Durant kick all the ass

Was epic

They even beat the host country

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2015584482414260349?s=20

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Bills offensive coordinator Joe Brady is in Las Vegas for a second head coaching interview with the Raiders, per sources.

X · Jan 26, 2026, 12:36 AM

[fleet orbit]

it was fun! it was the closest you got to seeing a full all star roster

[fierce wharf]

I heard that they're bringing back softball and baseball

It's going to be at dodger stadium

[fleet orbit]

olympic baseball?

[fierce wharf]

Now if we could get some folks from the MLB to represent the USA then I think we're set to take on the planet

[fleet orbit]

i’m trying to imagine how that would work , i actually can’t wait for baseball season, the playoffs sparked something in me

[fierce wharf]

real

[smoky fable]

Mcvay didn’t like it

Saw him run and call timeout

[rustic mountain]

Gonna be a good game, like seeing it

[fleet orbit]

i absolutely love basketball

i’m always down to talk basketball

[dim kettle]

Remember the 90s Bulls-

[fierce wharf]

Everybody knows the '90s bowls

Bulls

[fleet orbit]

i was an infant and i slightly missed the boat

[dim kettle]

The past is always a wonderful drug to take.

[fierce wharf]

But can we talk about how since the NBA is back on NBC they bought one of the most pun not intended baller themes of all time back

[fleet orbit]

i love the bulls and i root for jokic

[fleet orbit]

the presentation on nbc and amazon is really good

[dim kettle]

It's just too bad the NBA isn't as lively and fun to watch like those 90s teams.

[fierce wharf]

Oh yeah Amazon's finally airing the NBA now too

And Disney/ESPN got their contract renewed

And the guys on NBA on TNT are moving to ESPN

[rustic mountain]

Lame

ESPN is atrocious

[dim kettle]

Back in the day, when you could play defense, show emotion, rivaries mattered. The regular season mattered.

[fierce wharf]

Yeah kind of sucks I think WBD fumbled the ball on that contract

[fleet orbit]

and instead of bum ass perkins i get dirk and blake griffin

[rustic mountain]

Kendrick Perkins has some of the whackest takes

[fierce wharf]

Well hey at least you get to see Shaq and Barkley still

[rustic mountain]

Yeh

[fierce wharf]

It's on a different network though

[rustic mountain]

Hopefully disney wont you know

Be disney

And ruin it

[fierce wharf]

When it comes to sports I think Disney semi has it covered

[smoky fable]

Wide open

Td

Fortnite celly

[rustic mountain]

Oh this gonna be real nice

[rustic ore]

Busted coverage

[smoky fable]

Kyren Williams

[fierce wharf]

I mean the pro bowls aired on Disney XD of all things

Disney mother fucking XD

[rustic mountain]

This is what I was hoping for. Seattle LA seeing each other 3 times signed towards a tough game

[rustic ore]

Yeah turned into a natural pick route, the defender who was supposed to cover Williams got caught inbetween defenders and WRs

[smoky fable]

Great design then

Didn’t see it

[fierce wharf]

Did y'all see that one Dr pepper ad during the college football championship btw

The one with that lady from Tiktok

[fleet orbit]

when carson beck drinks dr peppers he throws picks

[fierce wharf]

Also for super bowl 58, what was your reaction when y'all found out that Nickelodeon was going to be airing that shit too

[fleet orbit]

i might put it on tbh

the nick broadcast is really funny

we are the only team with 2 NVPs 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[smoky fable]

Holani wasn’t ready

He picked the blitz up

And couldn’t get it

[sacred kite]

Holani bruh

[proud coyote]

So the pats score didn’t change? Lmao

[fierce wharf]

Not to mention how Dora fucking roasted the 49ers by saying they needed a map to find the end zone

Or was that the Chiefs

[smoky fable]

Nope

[proud coyote]

The chiefs

[smoky fable]

4 missed field goals

[fierce wharf]

Oh

[proud coyote]

2 each?

Lutz is surely gone now lol

[fleet orbit]

can you admit now that when patrick star made fun of russ it was also hilarious

[rustic mountain]

A blizzard hit

[proud coyote]

Ahh

[amber grove]

SEAHAWKS WILL WIN THIS GAME

[rustic mountain]

It was disgusting dude

[proud coyote]

Why do you want them over the rams

[fierce wharf]

yeah

And of course the most recent super bowl AKA super bowl 59 was the one where Kendrick showed up and looked Drake dead in the eyes through the TV

[fleet orbit]

wait that was on nick this year ????? fuck i missed it

[smoky fable]

Nah he’ll be safe but his range is pretty short. Only 54 in Denver

[fierce wharf]

No

The Paramount deal to have that on Nickelodeon lasted at 5 years

[sacred kite]

I remember just not being able to hear Kendrick at all sometimes last year

[rustic mountain]

Idk how you can blame any kicker

That blizzard was insane

[fleet orbit]

texans chargers was cinema on the nick
broadcast

[fleet orbit]

better him than weak ass drake

[rustic mountain]

There is a new Drake to save us

[sacred kite]

Ah....SB 59

[fierce wharf]

But let's not get political

[sacred kite]

https://tenor.com/view/cooper-dejean-pick-6-superbowl-dejean-mahomes-gif-7401460699012006654

[fierce wharf]

And the most obvious part is that Kansas City got fucking folded like laundry

[fleet orbit]

the commanders letting him broadcast as the team is getting smoked was poetic and i loved it

we beat the commanders on stolen land day

[fierce wharf]

That was on Netflix wasn't it

[fleet orbit]

fuck the commanders

[fleet orbit]

nah it was on espn and troy got pissy at our qb

[fierce wharf]

The thing that kind of peeves me is that they say they're in DC but yet their stadium is still in Maryland

But they're planning on building a DC stadium sometime though

[fierce wharf]

oh

Ok

[fleet orbit]

commanders i believe are building a domed stadium

[fierce wharf]

That's going to be looking good at the nation's capital skyline next to the fucking monument and the capitol and the White House (said no one ever yet)

[sacred kite]

Yeah they are

[rustic ore]

Back to back good plays by Nick E

[fleet orbit]

and i mean a new stadium was necessary theirs at times fell apart and stands of fans fell to the concrete

[fierce wharf]

Speaking of the Christmas NFL games, I think it was kind of funny to see Luffy from the live action one piece with the mascots of the teams

[fleet orbit]

dan snyder is the worst owner of all time

[smoky fable]

He’s a monster

[fierce wharf]

And you aren't?

[smoky fable]

A lot of terrible owners in the nfl

[fierce wharf]

(it's the username by the way)

[rustic ore]

Last I checked they're just revamping RFK stadium

[sacred kite]

Dan snyder ew

[fleet orbit]

march can’t come soon enough !

[fierce wharf]

I mean hell look at the name of the server

[fleet orbit]

i mean yes but he makes woody johnson look like robert kraft

[fierce wharf]

This server is built on one piece mainly

[sacred kite]

And then you go to Josh Harris

[rustic ore]

Which is stupid because given the reported cost of the upgrades it'd make more sense to just tear RFK down and make an entirely new stadium

[fleet orbit]

commanders fans were so cocky last year and it all predictably fell to shit

[fierce wharf]

Which is actually in DC this time

[sacred kite]

NFCCG was so satisfying...

Seeing the birds just rip em

[rustic ore]

But it's so dumb, why would you spend 3 billion touching up RFK instead of just making a new stadium?

Jerry world is one of the better stadiums in the league and that cost only 1 billion to make

[fierce wharf]

Cuz last time I checked the Caps, Wizards, DC United and the Nats play in DC

[rustic ore]

Dangerous throw

[fleet orbit]

it is but i dont love that sun

[rustic ore]

No one does, and Jerry is too prideful to just install a curtain over that window

[smoky fable]

JSN

[fierce wharf]

Jerry world being?

[smoky fable]

what a grab

[rustic ore]

What a catch

[fleet orbit]

DOT

[rustic ore]

AT&T stadium

[sacred kite]

JSNNNNNN

[fierce wharf]

Oh yeah

[rustic ore]

You know who JSN reminds me of as a player?

Steve Smith Sr

[fleet orbit]

darnold is killing it

[fierce wharf]

With the hole in the roof so that way God can still watch his team fucking suffer

I actually watched a few videos of them obliterating Texas stadium

I was like damn they had that hole back then too

That's also the stadium where Jake Paul committed elder abuse

[rustic ore]

Well that old Texas stadium had a hole on the very top, Jerry world is a pain in the ass because Jerry's dumbass built the windows open to east and west so you get the sun directly shining into it

[sacred kite]

Flag onnnnn

Seattle

[fierce wharf]

Cuz he still wanted God to watch his team

As they fucking get washed

[rustic ore]

And won't have a curtain installed inside to block it because fuck em I guess

[amber grove]

JSN

[sacred kite]

Let Jerry be Jerry. Doing great things in dallas

[sweet tree]

JSN TD

[fleet orbit]

how did sam darnold hit that ?!!!

dude he was falling back

[rustic mountain]

JSN is so good

[rustic ore]

Great throw falling back by Sam

[sacred kite]

WHAT

Excellent throw

JSNNNN

[rustic mountain]

Darnold with a dime

[fleet orbit]

ngl chat i said i didn’t care who won but i kinda be rooting for darnold rn

[rustic mountain]

Eh

[smoky fable]

Who fucked up in zone to lose JSN

[fleet orbit]

it’s okay, be free sam , vikings suck

[smoky fable]

Cause Bradford got absolutely blown up

[hollow wind]

HOW IS HE THAT OPEN

[sacred kite]

I just don't want Puka to be happy tonight

[smoky fable]

By Fiske

[fleet orbit]

KoC overrated confirmed

[sacred kite]

JSN a freak

[smoky fable]

Was it Lake covering Kupp losing him?

[sacred kite]

CoC

[rustic mountain]

Lol what

[rustic ore]

Bad design by Shula, was zone and had his defender on no man's land. He took the guy who went inside but JSN went outside

[sacred kite]

https://tenor.com/view/chocolate-gif-23219271

[fleet orbit]

i admit i’m a little high

[rustic mountain]

Fair lmao

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/BleacherReport/status/2015591948212416757

Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport)

JSN IS TAKING OVER WITH 100+ YDS AND NOW A TD IN THE FIRST HALF 😱
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︀︀(via @NFL)

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FixupX · Jan 26, 2026, 1:05 AM

[fleet orbit]

but all jokes aside , sam darnold is on fire rn

[hollow wind]

Imagine following Kupp instead of the best receiver in the league

[fierce wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/stephen-a-smith-stay-off-the-weed-dont-do-drugs-no-drugs-gif-5713882

[fleet orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-no-nonono-noooo-cat-no-gif-13597132752790194338

how is the denver guy gonna be the one to say that 🤣🤣🤣

[rustic ore]

I wonder if the Rams try forcing the issue to try and get an FG or just a quick run to go into half time?

Guessing the later

Might be trying to force the issue

All power to them I guess

Gosh Mevis

https://tenor.com/view/scott-steiner-fat-tna-impact-rude-gif-13797010

[sacred kite]

Entirely unrelated to this game but i'm excited for baseball season

[fleet orbit]

me too!

[fierce wharf]

We got a guy from the Mets for the O's this year

[sacred kite]

Been thinking about it a lot

[rustic ore]

Easy Stafford, don't need to risk an injury

[sacred kite]

Even though the Phils are running it back again with their geriatric roster...sign me up. Guess we'll see how the new prospects do

[fierce wharf]

(yes even though I'm a fan of the rest of Colorado sports I am indeed a Baltimore fan when it comes to baseball)

[sacred kite]

Yeah its a good get

[rustic mountain]

Excited to see how the Jays follow up a magical season last year

[fierce wharf]

I still can't believe we gave Santander to them

[sacred kite]

Alonso is gonna have his numbers up in Camden Yards. Short porch

[rustic ore]

Side note, might be my fav ballpark in the entire league

Just gorgeous

[sacred kite]

Went there for the first time this past summer and loved it

[fierce wharf]

30 plus years baybee

RAHHH

I bleed the orange and black

[fleet orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/chicago-cubs-masked-fan-gif-25261100

[rustic mountain]

I like the Giants stadium a lot

[sacred kite]

CBP will always be mine but I am a biased homer

[rustic ore]

Broncos and Os fan? You like Orange I see

[fleet orbit]

i love the giants stadium

[fierce wharf]

BOO that's not even in New York it's in New Jersey rah

[rustic ore]

He might be talking about SF

[rustic mountain]

The San Francisco Giants

[rustic ore]

Yeah

[rustic mountain]

Metlife is garbage

[rustic ore]

Shame teams are unoriginal

[fierce wharf]

Fucking color stealers

[fleet orbit]

metlife is cursed

[rustic mountain]

I think the Giants were there first weren't they

[sacred kite]

Nah give me Scherzer

[rustic ore]

The SF Giants were yes

[sacred kite]

But we also have Andrew Painter coming up potentially

[fierce wharf]

Okay but we wear them better

[rustic ore]

SF Giants were the original NY Giants

Then they moved

[sacred kite]

Also who the hell would take Castellanos

[fleet orbit]

i almost went to camden yards as a kid and it got rained out

[rustic ore]

Hence why the NFL ones are called the NY Football Giants

[fleet orbit]

missed opportunity for sure

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/CoachDanCasey/status/1814384690914107727

Coach Dan Casey (@CoachDanCasey)

RB Scissors in the Red Zone

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@rustic ore

[fierce wharf]

If I'm not mistaken weren't the O's in St Louis at some point

[smoky fable]

Play that the Seahawks ran with JSN

[sacred kite]

NY Football Misery and Woe Giants

[fierce wharf]

Before the Cardinals (not the Arizona kind)

[fierce wharf]

Gothams? The fuck is this? Batman?

I'm pretty sure Gotham is heavily inspired by NY and Chicago though

[fleet orbit]

alot of my family is from maryland so i got a soft spot for the orioles

[fierce wharf]

Hell that's the whole reason I moved to MD in the first place

I got family here

[rustic ore]

That's presumably where Bill Finger got the inspiration for Gotham City

[fierce wharf]

Dude I just said

[fleet orbit]

i like baltimore , it’s pretty cool

so you reside in maryland now?

[rustic ore]

Meh

[fierce wharf]

I've lived in Maryland since 2015-16

[sacred kite]

Gotham was an old term used in a news periodical to make fun of NY, saying that new yorkers were crazy/foolish

[fleet orbit]

oh lovely ! i like Baltimore , dc not so much

[sacred kite]

https://www.6sqft.com/where-did-nycs-nickname-gotham-come-from/

[fierce wharf]

It's like an hour away but everybody thinks DC's ass

[rustic ore]

Oh I'm sorry I completely misread you, yes the Orioles were on STL before they came to Baltimore

[fierce wharf]

I mean I've been there like a few times it's all right

[fleet orbit]

its definitely not my vibe

denver tho, i love denver !

[rustic ore]

DC is quite ass, cameras everywhere but people still drive like psychos

Lot of homeless people which makes me sad

[fierce wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/dap-up-sonic-movie-sonic-the-hedgehog-shadow-the-hedgehog-sonic-3-gif-14841993148168913031

My guy

[smoky fable]

Didn’t realize you went there

[fierce wharf]

Bro it's the fucking nation's capital where a good chunk of the federal buildings are located I'm pretty sure it is a good reason why cameras are everywhere

[fleet orbit]

yeah fun city ! lots of cool stuff to do, love the mountains , in a weird way i love the air too

[fierce wharf]

Still no reason why the fucking national guard should be there though

[rustic ore]

I'm saying it doesn't make sense for people to drive like psychos up there with all the cameras they have

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-doge-gif-24837098

No politics

[fleet orbit]

i don’t even know what a bad driver is at this point

[fierce wharf]

It's basically subjective now

[sweet tree]

only thing I hate about DC is trying to find parking

[fleet orbit]

chicago drivers are assholes

[sacred kite]

Same with NJ

Dirty Jerz

[trim timber]

clearly someone didn't live in DC for some time, especially in the tough parts

[rustic ore]

I view it as this, there is no such thing as a good driver in a metro area. There are just bad drivers and worse drivers

[fleet orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/pacha-okay-great-meme-just-perfect-gif-13268829466700541863

[sacred kite]

North Jersey driving is just atrocious

[fleet orbit]

screw the brewers i can feel it , we are taking the central

[fierce wharf]

Plus DC's airport is in Virginia which is a drive away from the Pentagon

I'm talking DCA by the way

Actually no both DCA and IAD are in Virginia

BWI is the main airport for Baltimore and is one of the big three when it comes to the Baltimore-Washington Metro area

[sacred kite]

Mets got better this offseason but they'll find a way to choke.

[fierce wharf]

It's not all about the Mets baby

[sacred kite]

Fr cannot stand that team

[fierce wharf]

Well better them the Yankees

Fuck aaron judge

[fleet orbit]

what’s it gonna take to beat the dodgers

i don’t want to see the dodgers win it again

[sacred kite]

Nah I don't mind the Yankees but it makes sense if you're an Os fan

[fierce wharf]

Probably not a hololive boost

[sacred kite]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-earth-explosion-gif-15700623

This

[fleet orbit]

is da pope available in the summer time ?

we could use his help again

[fierce wharf]

In the fucking Vatican doing pope stuff

[fleet orbit]

nah he can stop doing that , bulls and cubs need him

[fierce wharf]

What about da bears

[sacred kite]

https://tenor.com/view/ffxiv-louisoix-final-fantasy-gif-15070709

[fleet orbit]

i had so much fun this season!

watching green bay crash out was awesome

[fierce wharf]

you're from Chicago?

[fleet orbit]

orange and blue bowl, bears broncos you in?

[sacred kite]

Lol and they hired Gannon bruh

[fierce wharf]

Oh yeah y'all got the midwestern shit going on

[fleet orbit]

i’m from the suburbs of chicagoland but chicago is a 40 minute drive

midwest sports rivalries are intense you see it in college and pros

[fierce wharf]

true

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/jmthrivept/status/2015566096003481971 @rustic mountain @haughty moss

Jeff Mueller, PT, DPT (@jmthrivept)

Wonder what Ryan Poles is thinking right now as Drake Maye heads to the Super Bowl

X · Jan 25, 2026, 11:22 PM

Jeez

[sacred kite]

Damn

[fleet orbit]

i’m still not convinced that story is actually true

[tender hornet]

Somehow... the patriots have returned

[smoky fable]

It was also written by disgruntled employees that aren’t there anymore

@fleet orbit

Those guys are gone

[fleet orbit]

i have 0 beef with drake or the pats they’re in the afc

FUMBLE

[rustic ore]

LOL

Muffed it

Hawks ball deep in Rams territory

[sacred kite]

OH

OHHHHHHHHH

[ripe yacht]

LMAOOOO

[fleet orbit]

and tbf i don’t think the bears aren’t where the pats are due to qb , we need to finish building a defense

[hollow wind]

NO WAY

[smoky fable]

Oh my god

[hollow wind]

I’m done

[smoky fable]

That fucker muffed it again

[sacred kite]

Brutal

[rustic mountain]

If this actually happened, poles is a moron

And a bully

[hollow wind]

Cut him now

[amber grove]

BOBO

[dawn tapir]

lol

[rustic mountain]

And I am glad that Chicago didnt get him

[sweet tree]

missed the TD

[fleet orbit]

if i had to guess tho, it didn’t happen

chicago media is full of snakes

[hollow wind]

So done with these special teams blunders

[sacred kite]

Emmanuel Forbes was too busy thinking of his father, AJ Brown

[smoky fable]

Td bobo

[rustic ore]

TD

Hawks made them pay instantly

[sacred kite]

Whoah

Yeah

[rustic mountain]

I mean what is the evidence it didn't happen and what is the evidence it did

[fleet orbit]

TD seattle

[dawn tapir]

rams in big trouble

[sweet tree]

oh wow lmaooo

special teams yikes

[fleet orbit]

technically it’s all hersey

[sacred kite]

Lets goooooo bird teams

[tender hornet]

LET'S GO SEAHAWKS

[hollow wind]

I can’t believe that just happened

[sacred kite]

Lotta game left

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/heresy-detected-gif-25567321

[tender hornet]

Is Jake bobo a real name

[sacred kite]

Yeah

[rustic ore]

It is indeed

[sacred kite]

New Balance

We got now

[rustic ore]

Coincidentally he has no relation to University of Georgia's OC Mike Bobo

[rustic mountain]

I know how you feel admy, Jake? Like who names a kid that

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/NFL/status/2015597955370430600

NFL (@NFL)

HUGE turnover on special teams. Seahawks take over.
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[sacred kite]

Jacob Bobo

[fierce wharf]

Oh boy looks like Seattle got one again

[tender hornet]

Jake is a bad name but bobo as a last name is even stranger

[fierce wharf]

Chipotle commercial

[rustic mountain]

Coulda been worse

He could be named Bo

Bo Bobo

[tender hornet]

Bo bobo

Huh

[dim kettle]

Lolcow of the Week - Conference Title Edition.

[fierce wharf]

I swear to God

[tender hornet]

I need a really elite player to be called bo bobo

Just for shits and giggles

[tender hornet]

It's okay, the broncos can't hurt you anymore

[rustic ore]

Found a new Pats slander tweet, has one image in it that gave me a chuckle

[tender hornet]

...at least until next September

[rustic mountain]

Share it, if you so please

[tender hornet]

Do share

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/sleeperhq/status/2015567380848452000?s=46

Sleeper (@SleeperHQ)

The Patriots path to the Super Bowl 😭

X · Jan 25, 2026, 11:28 PM

Fucking Druski

[rustic mountain]

[dim kettle]

He needs a long mustache, too.

[tender hornet]

Why does stepud always look like he's about to cry 😭

Stroud*

[rustic ore]

Dime

[tender hornet]

My keyboars sucks dude

FUCK

[rustic mountain]

I find it hilarious that everyone posts this as if no one would take this road to making a sb

[fleet orbit]

stroud does tend to look overwhelmed a lot

[rustic mountain]

No no no everyone had too much pride, that's why everyone lost those games

[sacred kite]

Fair

[rustic ore]

Stroud has resting sad face

[sacred kite]

I'll concede that he has a horrendous line so he's panicking a lot

But hope he gets together, I like him

[tender hornet]

Tom brady singing in the booth

[fleet orbit]

but reading this , some journalist guy sights no sources and offers up no evidence

chicago sports media takes everyone at their word and that’s why chicago sports media is stupid

[rustic mountain]

Tom Brady trying to convince us he is human

[hollow wind]

Did Tom Brady just start singing let’s get physical

[sacred kite]

"Big booty quarterback, Josh Allen"

[rustic mountain]

I still don't buy it

[rustic ore]

Dime

[smoky fable]

Adams

[rustic ore]

Adams inside the 5

[tender hornet]

I liked him but lil broing caleb williams kinda soured me on him

[dim kettle]

Well, the problem is we were making fun of the Yanks road to the WS a few years ago, like they just played Candy Land. But just like the Yanks WS appearance, you play what you have to play.

[tender hornet]

Damn itttt

[hollow wind]

DAVANTE

[sweet tree]

adams td

[sacred kite]

Oh Caleb Williams lil broing was so bad lol

[fleet orbit]

TD

[tender hornet]

Fuck

[rustic mountain]

I didnt make fun of the Yankees oath

[rustic ore]

Gosh I forgot Jobe was this in the league, bum player

[rustic mountain]

Path

[smoky fable]

Td

Adams

Rams back in

[rustic mountain]

I just made fun of them for losing

[sacred kite]

Adams was probably the best player on my fantasy team, barring Bijan

[dim kettle]

You didn't. But you also weren't defending them either.

[fleet orbit]

at the end of the day , i’m happy , pats fans are happy

texans fans not so much

[rustic ore]

Lol, Jobe was in coverage again on that TD to Adams

Oh wait no that was Woolen

[rustic mountain]

I mean I aint gonna defend the yankees ever under any circumstances

[sacred kite]

Yeah. Wonder what they do in the offseason for their trenches

[fleet orbit]

they as in texans or us ?

[sacred kite]

Texans

[rustic mountain]

A little bit of Incubus to play out to commercial

[sacred kite]

Defense is good, idk how many free agents they have

[rustic mountain]

Nice pick

[rustic ore]

Thought I heard them

[fleet orbit]

well the texans not only need to fix the o line but they have ? marks at qb

[fierce wharf]

Houston is fucking seething

[dim kettle]

You don't get to pick your path toward a title is the big takeaway from all this. People are going to mock it, let it be, jealousy is something a lot of people have.

[rustic mountain]

Sucks to suck Houston

[fleet orbit]

although some people say they would rather have bryce , and i most certianly am not on that list

[fierce wharf]

Why does Texas have such ass football teams

[sacred kite]

Yeah Stroud is potentially the much larger issue, potentially things an oline cant fix

[fleet orbit]

there was a houston march madness team that somehow played all double digit seeds to the final 4 , you really cannot control the path ahead

[rustic mountain]

My point is two fold. 1. Anyone would take any path to a sb
2.no one would care if it wasn't NE

[fleet orbit]

but they gotta get the o line to find out

[sacred kite]

Damn

[tender hornet]

Disagree with the second point

[rustic mountain]

Oh?

[fleet orbit]

the texans and panthers can both choose to 5th year option their qbs

[dim kettle]

A lot of problems just come down to people hating winners.

[sacred kite]

Yeah agreed, make the most urgent change first

[rustic mountain]

I didnt hear anyone bitching about Phillys easy path not that long ago

[tender hornet]

Just last year there was the same exact arguement about philly, same thing with 2022

A LOT in 2022

[rustic mountain]

I didn't hear it as much but tbf

I aint a philly fan

[fierce wharf]

But of course we saw Philly fold the Chiefs

[fleet orbit]

yes , cuz say you conclude stroud isn’t the guy you need a team for a bridge

but they’ll pay cj the money

i think they will

[sacred kite]

Ah so Cousins to texas

[rustic ore]

Please just let Carolina give Bryce Young a mega deal

[tender hornet]

We had a fairly easy regular seasons chedule in 22, then we beat the giants and the niners without purdy. People talked a lot about how easy our schedule was

[sacred kite]

Yeah, I have a feeling he'll stay

[rustic mountain]

Well fair enough

I concede the 2nd point

[fleet orbit]

no qb is praised for being average like bryce young

[rustic mountain]

But the first stands

[sacred kite]

I didn't think last year's schedule was THAT easy but def not as hard as this years

[tender hornet]

Yeah people who complain about easy paths are dumb

[rustic ore]

Stuffed

[rustic mountain]

People bitch as if they wouldn't take the easiest path in a heartbeat

[fleet orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/maybe-possibly-perhaps-gif-14588906

[dim kettle]

Not at the rate he wants, though. He is the Rick Mirer of our time; he's only going to get worse as the team gets better and better. Maybe hope some dumb ass trades for him.

[sacred kite]

Kyler Murray

[fleet orbit]

want me to to be honest tho i don’t take the caleb moment any type of way but it’s funny so i’ll entertain it lol

[rustic ore]

Bad ball but great catch and YAC by Kupp

[fleet orbit]

yeah it’s crazy his development hasn’t even stagnated he’s just gotten worse

[rustic mountain]

Cooper had an okay season in his homecoming no?

[rustic ore]

Strong run

[fleet orbit]

maybe next year cj will be justin fields

[dim kettle]

Stroud is going to be a study that QBs don't always regress. Defenses and coaching just progresses better.

[fleet orbit]

the broncos skill room needs upgrades

and a jugs machine

[rustic ore]

Average, might be washed

Then again JSN was deservedly force fed

So

[rustic mountain]

Well is what it is

[fleet orbit]

cooper also has kept getting hurt

[rustic ore]

Nice play design

[rustic mountain]

Apparently Stefon Diggs declined Denver to come to NE

[fierce wharf]

Even made a few shit posts about it

[dim kettle]

Usually what happens when your former team doesn't want you anymore.

[fleet orbit]

for what ? more money? more opportunity ?

[rustic mountain]

Idk

I just read that it came down to Denver or NE this past offseason

And he took NE

[rustic ore]

Nice side arm

[fleet orbit]

i assume he figured he wouldn’t be wr1 in denver

[rustic ore]

Tbf it was a toss up situation before this year anyways, I'd say he chose correctly

Bad ball

[rustic mountain]

Report: Stefon Diggs passed on Broncos to sign with Patriots in 2025
https://thescore.com/s/34260513

There ya go

[sweet tree]

COOPER KUPP

[fleet orbit]

TD

[smoky fable]

Kupp td

[fleet orbit]

denver is also a very specific home field because of the air

[rustic ore]

TD Kupp

Dime

[fleet orbit]

it’s so thin

[fierce wharf]

Mile high

Ain't just a stadium name

[rustic mountain]

I am not a fan of the city of Denver

[dim kettle]

Now Rams fans can feel the pain of Bucs fans seeing an opposing WR torch them in a playoff game.

[rustic mountain]

I dont want to visit again

[fleet orbit]

nah i was jet lagged and had just 2 beers , i slept 13 hours straight

[tender hornet]

LET'S GO SEAHAWKS

[fierce wharf]

It sounds like you bleed the blue and green

[tender hornet]

Wholeheartedly agree

[fleet orbit]

i think some of the surrounding areas of denver might be a little cooler for me but denver is a nice city

[tender hornet]

I do not, I just don't like the rams

[fleet orbit]

the state is amazing

[tender hornet]

Other than today and the super bowl if they win I don't like them all that much

[desert palm]

Seattle also has a home-field advantage because of the way they designed the stadium which entraps a lot of the sound from the spectators.

[fierce wharf]

Remember the beast quake

[rustic mountain]

I visited in October to see Bring Me the Horizon with my gf. We both just were exhausted by it

[fierce wharf]

And the swiftquake

[dim kettle]

Diggs be like Homer when he got ownership of the Broncos.
"Ah. The Denver Broncos?!..."

[desert palm]

Well, you beat Denver so congrats

[rustic mountain]

[fierce wharf]

Speaking of people owning the broncos we're owned by the funny F1 guy

[rustic mountain]

Man breaking the back up qb curse and the Denver curse felt so good

[rustic ore]

Ever been to Breckenridge? Pretty city

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breckenridge,_Colorado

[fleet orbit]

maybe my favorite playoff touchdown run ever

[tender hornet]

It is such a meh city. It's a couple of tall buildings that immediately melt into suburbs. When I went there I was just whelmed

[rustic mountain]

Yeah agreed

Tho

There was some architecture

[dim kettle]

Colorado is only good for comedy down in South Park.

[rustic mountain]

And Ball Arena is nice

[fleet orbit]

the state is gorgeous

[rustic mountain]

Other than that, Id rather not go back

[tender hornet]

There was an incredible chinese food spot there tho

[fleet orbit]

i love the mountains

[rustic mountain]

Washington is my favorite state and I'll always prefer it to any other

[tender hornet]

Some of the best fried rice I've ever had

[fierce wharf]

Okay since we on the topic of Colorado

But none of y'all have ever been to Westminster

Or Thornton

Or Lafayette

[rustic mountain]

Only been to Denver

[fleet orbit]

i can’t wait to go to oregon in june

[tender hornet]

There's a town here in Massachusetts called westminter

[dim kettle]

Okay. I read that and couldn't stop thinking of this.

[tender hornet]

Sounds like a back up rb

[rustic ore]

Bad penalty to take Rams

[tender hornet]

The place had a robot waiter who got us our food 😭

[rustic mountain]

Man, thank you Eagles for Milton Williams

[fierce wharf]

Sounds like a clanker

[smoky fable]

Adams

[sweet tree]

adams cooking witherspoon again

[rustic mountain]

He's such a real one

[rustic ore]

Wow

[smoky fable]

Witherspoon is getting undressed

[rustic ore]

Defender fell down again

[tender hornet]

You're... you're welcome.

[rustic ore]

Witherspoon getting cooked

[rustic mountain]

He has been calling out haters left and right

[rustic ore]

Nice pop by Nick E

[tender hornet]

Nah this was pre AI not a clanker

[rustic ore]

Oof, auto 1st down for Rams

[tender hornet]

Did you see vrabel's curfew rules?

[rustic mountain]

https://br.app.link/qJPqtYboe0b

Nah I didn't

But I mean it's smart

[rustic ore]

Turner going to the locker room for the Rams, he's limping

[tender hornet]

"No curfew tonight, but if you're not on the bus by 8 am tomorrow you don't play in the bowl"

[rustic ore]

Whittington also hurt

[rustic mountain]

Lmao

That sounds like Vrabel all right

[rustic ore]

Insane tackle by Witherspoon

Flag on Rams

[tender hornet]

So anyway, what are your thoughts on diggs missing the super bowl?

[rustic mountain]

Is he missing it?

[rustic ore]

I think he's making a joke

[tender hornet]

Nah I'm joking dude

[rustic mountain]

Ah I didn't know if something happened lmao

I'll be real with you dude

I thought we woulda been out weeks ago

I didn't think this was even gonna be a convo

[tender hornet]

Yeah I remember you were saying you'll lose to the chargers lmao

[rustic ore]

Wow

Nearly picked

[rustic mountain]

I was convinced we were losing to LA. Then Houston. Then Denver

[tender hornet]

OMG

So close

[fleet orbit]

seattle high key is ridiculous

[rustic mountain]

Now I have AFC champs gear coming and I am like

[rustic ore]

Flag?

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-plankton-i-dont-know-idk-i-never-thought-id-get-this-far-gif-15489594

[sweet tree]

wow first down for the rams

[fleet orbit]

that was so bad

[tender hornet]

You're like anti me I somehow always delude myself into thinking the eagles will win

[rustic ore]

Omg, Woolen you dumbass

[smoky fable]

Woolen you fucking idiot

[fleet orbit]

like what are you doing dude

[rustic ore]

Free first down

[tender hornet]

I somehow managed to convince myself to be confident vs the bucs in 2023

We got blown the fuck out

[fleet orbit]

seattle had a chance to put the rams away

[sweet tree]

PUKAAAAA

BOMB

[rustic mountain]

Dude I never believe in my team

[tender hornet]

Woolennnnn

Fuck you 😭

[rustic mountain]

Woolen is a dumbass

[tender hornet]

Why would you do that

[smoky fable]

TD

NEXT PLAY LATER

[fleet orbit]

i need to put more faith in my guys next year i’m a team doubter

[rustic ore]

TD

[fleet orbit]

TD PUCA

[rustic ore]

What a throw

[tender hornet]

WOOLEN YOU DUMBASS

[fleet orbit]

this is the best game of the playoffs

[rustic mountain]

Seems like Seattle hasn't lost their Seattleness

[smoky fable]

He beat Woolen

[fleet orbit]

this time it’s this

[smoky fable]

That is crazy

Woolen on both plays

[rustic mountain]

Woolen omfg

[hollow wind]

lmfao WOOLEN

[tender hornet]

WOOLEN YOU ABSOLUTE IDIOT

[hollow wind]

I’d cut his ass

[sonic aurora]

WOWOWOWOW

[tender hornet]

Omfg how do you do that

[rustic mountain]

Bro if Seattle loses, Woolen traded to the CFL

[fierce wharf]

damn lmao

[rustic ore]

Woolen's ass needs to go

What a bum

[tender hornet]

Negative iq

[fierce wharf]

Not the Canadian football League

[tender hornet]

Skipped the ufl

[rustic mountain]

Better learn Quebecoise Woolen

[hollow wind]

This is the break we needed after the special teams collapse

[rustic mountain]

You're a Montreal Alloutte!!!

[sonic aurora]

WOW RAMS COME BACK

[fierce wharf]

Enjoy the maple syrup

[tender hornet]

Wtf woolen

[hollow wind]

If Seahawks lose, woolen is gonna need a full security team

[rustic mountain]

That had to be the most hilarious sequence of events in a while

[rustic ore]

Dumbass gives the Rams a free 1st down then gives up the TD

[fierce wharf]

He's probably not even worthy enough for the UFL

[rustic mountain]

Woolen holy shit lmao

[fierce wharf]

Bro's about to become America's most wanted

Or Seattle's most wanted

[rustic mountain]

That's liken when that Bears corner was talking shit to commanders fans then JD hit the hail mary

Shit is hilarious

[tender hornet]

Fuckass Bucs AI ad

Pisses me off every time

[fierce wharf]

Ew

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/NFL/status/2015605097733226519

NFL (@NFL)

PUKA NACUA. WOW.
︀︀
︀︀LARvsSEA on FOX/FOX One
︀︀Stream on @NFLPlus

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FixupX · Jan 26, 2026, 1:57 AM

[rustic ore]

I did not conesnt to it

[rustic mountain]

Take notes, the Tampa Bay Bucs use AI coaches

[tender hornet]

I feel for you bucs fans 😔

[hollow wind]

It’s my favorite commercial ever

[fleet orbit]

that is the absolute most pointless momentum shift

[hollow wind]

It’s so fucking funny

[rustic ore]

Unironically would be better than Bowles

[fleet orbit]

like dude get off the field and shut up , the rams were on the ropes

[fierce wharf]

Well hey at least it's not used for art

[smoky fable]

Confirmed

[rustic mountain]

I stg if Seattle loses this

[hollow wind]

“Copilot, tell me which of these prospects have the best leadership qualities”

[tender hornet]

If any coach uses AI to draft a player they're fired on the spot lmao

[rustic mountain]

Woolen will be a swear around here

[tender hornet]

...yet

[hollow wind]

AND HE DROPPD THE INT

omg

He’s actually done

[fleet orbit]

tyrique i think won’t be on the team next year

[rustic mountain]

Drop a pick, get a taunting penalty to keep the drive alive, immediately allow the TD when you get burned

[fierce wharf]

Seattle and the entire state of Washington after the game

[fleet orbit]

like when i play basketball i don’t talk any shit i lose focus and if i lose focus it hurts my team

[rustic mountain]

Jesus

[rustic mountain]

I can hear my coworker now

[fleet orbit]

for now we are not having the discussion we may have thought we would about darnold

[rustic mountain]

"Fucking Woolen we would have won the super bowl that stupid fuck"

[fleet orbit]

darnold is playing really good

[rustic ore]

You know, on the (potential) good side for the Rams I'm feeling like Shula isn't gonna get an HC job now

[rustic mountain]

Shaheed hit a brick wall

Woolen arguing with the defense

Lmao

[hollow wind]

Oh shit they’re actual going at it

Ain’t no way Woolen is saying anything

I’d have my head down

[tender hornet]

Why is he mad??? He fucked up lmao

[fleet orbit]

this game has lived up to the hype

[hollow wind]

Yeah I doubt it

[rustic mountain]

Lmao Idk it's hilarious

[smoky fable]

Losing Kobie Turner is pretty bad for now. @hollow wind

[rustic ore]

His fee fees are getting hurt by getting chewed out by a rookie

[fierce wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/shuan-sheep-shaun-the-sheep-getting-jumped-gank-gif-17690283339554340786

[hollow wind]

Any word on if he’s coming back?

[rustic ore]

Cramps rn

[hollow wind]

Fuck

[fierce wharf]

What's going to happen to woolen after the game

[smoky fable]

Cramps but don’t see him yet

[sonic aurora]

who you guys rooting for

[rustic mountain]

Whoever really

[hollow wind]

You already know

[dim ledge]

The Comet

[fierce wharf]

Honestly I don't even know anymore just somebody to put New England in a fucking pack

[rustic mountain]

I am just chilling

[tender hornet]

Seahawks

[tender hornet]

This too

[rustic ore]

Holy shit did he get that?

Yeah he did, just barely

Great effort

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/MySportsUpdate/status/2015607043290280414

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

Nick Emmanwori and Tariq Woolen exchanged some words after that entire sequence:

Quoting Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)
︀
The #Rams were about to punt on a 4th and 12. Tariq Woolen got hit with a 15-yard TAUNTING penalty for this.
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FixupX · Jan 26, 2026, 2:05 AM

See Kobie Turner back out there

[rustic mountain]

AFC title game: 2 TDs and a fg, blizzard and gross

NFC title game: it may take 40 points to win this bitch

[tender hornet]

Hey, both defensive fans and offense fans get their wish

Win win

[rustic mountain]

Just not in the same game fr

[fierce wharf]

I will give it to Seattle they're lasting a lot longer than we did

[rustic ore]

I would enjoy a takeaway tbh

[rustic mountain]

Lmao

[tender hornet]

I hope the eagles never get a dome, snow games are the best

[rustic mountain]

Same

[fleet orbit]

fuck yeah

fuck them domes

[tender hornet]

There's just something magical about 2 teams being unable to move the football 😭

[rustic mountain]

Woulda been 10 inches of snow in Gillette if the title game woulda been there

[sacred kite]

Yeah. Absolutely. Dome does not fit Philly’s brand of ball

[fleet orbit]

or teams somehow throwing bombs in said weather

[sacred kite]

Also that Woolen call was dumb

[tender hornet]

It would have been moved, it wouldn't have been safe for fans to drive home

[desert palm]

Imagine in the ALCS/NLCS/WS someone hit a huge home run to take the lead by one run…….. and then it gets taken back because the person who hit the bomb celebrated too much……..

[sacred kite]

https://tenor.com/view/eagles-shady-missed-missed-block-gif-12158112

[desert palm]

I’m so glad there’s no official taunting rule in MLB

[tender hornet]

I'm in Massachusetts rn, driving would be a death sentence

[rustic ore]

Nice run Darnold

[rustic mountain]

It worked out for everyone