sports

[rustic lichen]

Peyton Hillis Arkansas Razorbacks LEGEND

[smoky fable]

Been a tough year there

[slow violet]

LOL What the Actual fuck 😭

[tender hornet]

RAVENS FIRED HARBAUGH

[rustic lichen]

Our college basketball program is insane

[fleet orbit]

it’s always risky with running backs

[rustic lichen]

At least right now

[smoky fable]

That’s good

[rustic lichen]

And college baseball we’ll prob start the season top 5

[fleet orbit]

calipari is a great coach

[rustic lichen]

So I’m not that messed up about it

[slow violet]

welcome welcome

[fleet orbit]

he’s an asahole tho

[slow violet]

glad you can join us

[rustic lichen]

Yeah Calipari is working wonders for us

[tender hornet]

I've been playing stardew valley for a few hours so I missed it

[rustic lichen]

I will say our window in college baseball is about to close

[tender hornet]

When did it happen?

[slow violet]

Klint Kubiak kicks dogs, i seen him do it

[rustic lichen]

Dave Van Horn is about to retire and he’s spent over 20 seasons with us

Probably one of the greatest college baseball coaches of all time

[fleet orbit]

just a bit ago

[slow violet]

like 5 hours ago

[rustic lichen]

Just saying any fucking thing now so we don’t hire him

[fleet orbit]

speaking of college basketball louisville duke is about to be on

[tender hornet]

Is lamar next?

[slow violet]

i saw him leave the restroom without washing his hands

[rustic lichen]

please don’t wish death upon my Ravens

[tender hornet]

Heard some rumors about lamar leaving

[fleet orbit]

i don’t think he leaves

[tender hornet]

On a scale of one to 10 how painful was sunday

[rustic lichen]

when we went for the field goal with one timeout and enough time to run one more play I knew Harbaugh was gone

if we missed

and we did miss

[fleet orbit]

i don’t understand why people think lamar is leaving

[rustic lichen]

it wasn’t that painful cause I knew this year wasn’t gonna be it for us

[fleet orbit]

i’m not seeing it

[slow violet]

because his contracts almost up

[fleet orbit]

i think they’ll extend him

[tender hornet]

No playoff success in like 7 years, plus he's injured a lot

[slow violet]

lol i promise you chat, if Lamar leaves baltimore. He is about to be the most Hated man in the entire universe 😭

[rustic lichen]

he has one more year on the contract before he can opt out

[rustic lichen]

and tbh Lamar hasn’t really ever been long term injured until this year

[fleet orbit]

but leave to go to whom

i heard miami was rumored for some reason

[tender hornet]

So if the ravens want to rebuild and move on from lamar they gotta do it now

[rustic lichen]

he’s remained relatively healthy throughout the majority of his career

[fleet orbit]

ravens don’t need a full scale to the stubs rebuild

[rustic lichen]

He’s from Broward county of course he’d love to be a dolphin

[slow violet]

lamar should not leave baltimore at any cost

[tender hornet]

2021 as well right?

[rustic lichen]

Yeah but he made it to week 14 that year

[woven galleon]

Hello

[rustic lichen]

Before that cut things short

[tender hornet]

Wassup

[woven galleon]

Nothing

Just a job

Who wants one

[rustic lichen]

I don’t think Lamar would ever leave Baltimore unless the stars aligned for him to go to a Florida team cause he’s like a ride or die Florida boy

From broward county

[woven galleon]

What’s happing

[tender hornet]

That's why there's miami rumors lol

[tender hornet]

John Harbaugh got fired

[woven galleon]

Oh

Im out

[rustic lichen]

I mean I could see it but I do think he genuinely wants to win a Super Bowl and I think he knows he has more chances of that in Baltimore than Miami

[fleet orbit]

but jaguars have a qb , tampa has a qb , that leaves miami

[rustic lichen]

I think he’s gonna see how this next year goes since it’s the last year before he can opt out, and we’ll have a brand new head coach.

[fleet orbit]

the dolphins are a bad organization rn

[slow violet]

lamar should not leave baltimore at Any Cost

it would be the most detrimental thing he ever did to his career

[fleet orbit]

lamar and burrow are not going anywhere

[rustic lichen]

I agree but I’m obviously biased as a Ravens fan. If Lamar took a pay cut, we could really make some major moves tbh

And I don’t doubt he would do that

[slow violet]

lol i doubt he would do that

🤣

[fleet orbit]

my guess is they extend lamar soon after they hire a head coach

[slow violet]

the Ravens really need a Defensive minded coach

[fleet orbit]

I think ravens should go defensive side too

[rustic lichen]

I hope they get Minter

[slow violet]

didn't minter use to coach there?

or was that a Michigan tie in

[rustic lichen]

Nah I don’t think so

[slow violet]

i think Minter is the #1 choice and the only reason they are releasing John

[rustic lichen]

He’s done a lot of college coaching

[slow violet]

same reason we released Pete

[rustic lichen]

Wow Jesse minter was born in Arky

That’s wild

[slow violet]

its destiny

[fleet orbit]

plot twist : harbaugh goes to vegas

he’s not going to go to vegas i can’t even say that as a joke

atlanta isn’t out of the question

[slow violet]

that would be a horrible idea

[rustic lichen]

what about Arizona?

[slow violet]

for John and the Raiders

nah

[fleet orbit]

Nah

[rustic lichen]

lmaooooo

[slow violet]

John needs a QB in his late age

[fleet orbit]

that’s where i could see tampa

[slow violet]

tampa is a good spot

Tampa, NYGiants

[fleet orbit]

i still think if i was harbaugh im going to new york

[rustic lichen]

It ain’t gonna be the Titans lmao

Apparently Jason Garrett interviewing there

[fleet orbit]

and matt fucking nagy 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[rustic lichen]

I still cannot believe the Titans are going insane on this new stadium

Apparently the org is claiming its large enough to accommodate the Super Bowl

[fleet orbit]

it needs to focus its efforts on building a team that can play in it

fuck the stadium, that’s what i would say to kevin warren , fuck the stadium, i want more wins

[rustic lichen]

I mean the stadium I think is already damn near close to done

Set to open at the start of the 2027 season

[rustic ore]

Titans getting new unis next season too iirc

Excited to see those, never been a fan of what they're currently rocking

[rustic lichen]

New stadium new unis hopefully new luck

[slow violet]

another good HC for the ravens in Flores

he doesn't need to baby the team or get a QB

[rustic ore]

I don't know if he's gonna get hired again for an HC job unless he drops his lawsuit

[rustic lichen]

I’m pretty embarrassed to be a ravens fan though cause of the Tyler loop shit

Kid doesn’t deserve that

[rustic ore]

Literally his only miss within 50 all season

[fleet orbit]

I wonder if the Tua flameout is gonna give flores a bit of a boost

[rustic lichen]

It’s also extremely unfortunate he’s following in the footsteps of arguably one of the greatest kickers of all time.

Justin Tucker is a piece of shit but

[rustic ore]

That's just tough luck it came in a game winning situation in a win or go home game

[rustic lichen]

His talent spoke for itself

[fleet orbit]

i mean the ravens started 1-5 as is

[rustic ore]

Yeah that's gonna get skipped over by midwits, Ravens dug themselves into a hole

[rustic lichen]

We did

[rustic ore]

They never should've put themselves into a situation where you would've needed a rookie PK to win a game at the buzzer to determine whether or not you would go to the playoffs

But they did

[rustic lichen]

That’s why I saved myself the pain by taking a break this season lmao

[slow violet]

lol its 30 yards 😭

if you cant make that then why are you even here

[rustic ore]

Shit if it's that easy then why aren't you a PK?

[slow violet]

my bad 44 yards

[rustic ore]

It's a team game

Ravens underachieved this year

[slow violet]

true but im saying even the PK knows he fucked that shit up bad 😭

[rustic ore]

It's on them as a team/org

[rustic lichen]

This

Every single year we’re expected to compete for the cream of the crop with the Bills and Chiefs

At least for the past 4-5 years

[rustic ore]

Literally his only miss within 50 all year, I'm saying they shouldn't have put themselves in that situation with what they did all year but they did

[slow violet]

But they lucked into that game in the first place remember

[rustic ore]

He should've made the kick, but for anyone to say he's the reason they lost that game is ignorant

[slow violet]

They weren't even supposed to be there

[rustic lichen]

Burrow misses the playoffs
Mahomes misses the playoffs
Lamar misses the playoffs
Man if Josh Allen doesn’t get it done this year idk what to say lmfao

[slow violet]

the browns literally gifted them a chance at the playoffs and they weren't a good team

And neither are the Steelers

[rustic ore]

At least his wife is hot

[slow violet]

Who wife ?

[rustic ore]

And he's gonna become a dad this year, he's winning in life

[slow violet]

Oh josh....ya

Guys if The NFL pushed Hailee on me

I swear on God

Now that the Taylor gravy train is ending

They are looking for the next one

[rustic ore]

Pop star is gonna get a shit ton more exposure than an actress

It's not even close

[rustic lichen]

Herbert and Madison beer would be the next gravy train if the chargers started winning more in the playoffs

[slow violet]

That's true, idk these dynamics

[slow violet]

I still don't know who the fuck Madison beer is

[rustic lichen]

True but also Kelce possibly retiring soon doesn’t help NFL ratings and Swifties being tied

[rustic lichen]

I don’t either I just know she’s famous for some reason

[slow violet]

@rustic ore I'm saying this out of gut feeling. I think Bowels gets fired tomorrow

[rustic ore]

I don't fully know either but I can guess. Where as Taylor could be compared in her profession to an A-list actor I imagine Madison would be a B-list actor equivalent as a singer

[fleet orbit]

at the end of the day a rookie kicker missed one but there were alot of other mistakes that made it even come to that

the ravens loss to me is on the coaching and defense

[slow violet]

What does Madison beer even do

[rustic ore]

Sing

[slow violet]

Is she like a movie star

Oh

[rustic lichen]

She sings and she’s a model

She’s modeled before

[rustic ore]

Hence why I made this analogy

[fleet orbit]

absolutely unacceptable defense from both teams why was zay flowers open deep at the same spot twice

[slow violet]

everyones a model nowadays. It really doesn't mean what it use to lol

[rustic lichen]

As a ravens fan, I feel like zay flowers in the long run has done us more harm than good ultimately

[slow violet]

I don't think I have ever heard her music on the radio

[rustic lichen]

I think the fact we kept Zay but let Hollywood go is wild

[slow violet]

Zay should of been a slot receiver and that's it

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/i/status/2008646299617534385 @dim ledge @proud coyote @plush jungle

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report)

Sources: The #49ers are bolstering their LB group ahead of the playoffs, agreeing to a deal with veteran LB Kyzir White.

San Fran has dealt with a multitude of LB injuries this season.

X · Jan 6, 2026, 9:06 PM

Not a terrible option

He's ultimately just a guy but really that's all you need if everything around him is okay

[slow violet]

If Fred Warner doesn't play this week

The 49ers are COOKED

[rustic ore]

I think the earliest he's been projected is the divisional round right?

More likely the NFC title game if they can make it that far?

[slow violet]

If they win next week and the Panthers lose. We play the 49ers right

This week*

[smoky fable]

They need bodies

[smoky fable]

Don’t you play the packers if they win

Lowest seed

[slow violet]

idk

I bought the 49ers were the lowest seed

[fleet orbit]

if the bears beat GB and the rams and niners win :

niners go to seattle
rams go to chicago

[smoky fable]

Packers are 7

Niners are 6

[slow violet]

Niners vs Eagles is a big challenge

The eagles look bad but the past couple weeks they have looked good /decent

[fleet orbit]

if the eagles and bears win simply eagles go to chicago

[slow violet]

If the bears can't beat the Packers

[smoky fable]

I’d still give it a toss up

[fleet orbit]

i’m going to chicago probably wrigleyville

[slow violet]

I swear to God you will never hear the end of it

[fleet orbit]

but bears got 2 huge boosts

[smoky fable]

Honestly I’m 50/50 on the packers bears

They played them tough…..

[fleet orbit]

rome is back and kyler gordon is gonna probably be back

[smoky fable]

Both times

[slow violet]

The Bears Need to win this game at all cost

[fleet orbit]

kyler gordon is a big deal , bears have had issues with the slot without him

[smoky fable]

The packers fans will have signs up as owners

[smoky fable]

I’m worried about your corner situation yes

[fleet orbit]

i believe bears get the job done

[smoky fable]

I’m just nervous for you

Not easy

Division games never are

[fleet orbit]

if johnson and gordon were healthy this year bears corners would’ve been top 10 in the nfl

i’m nervous for me too but i do say it every week for the most part 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Rome coming back tho is HUGE

[proud coyote]

Yeah I mean, he’s similar to Kendricks

Both washed LBs who can really only play two downs

[smoky fable]

He can’t cover at all

[proud coyote]

Better than Garret Wallow at least

[smoky fable]

Lowest bar

[slow violet]

The bears will probably sign riq woolen in the off-season

I just don't see us being able to afford him

[fleet orbit]

bears need a safety more than a corner

[slow violet]

Okada then

He's also a free agent

[fleet orbit]

safety i say mostly for the future

brisker might stay , and byard has been amazing but he’s 32

all respect to byard tho he’s a dog

[rustic ore]

Quick question just in case anyone might know

Based on that tweet earlier about the interest in Harbaugh, the way it was phrased was that a team that currently hasn't fired their HC reached out about interest

Would that count as tampering?

[fleet orbit]

good question

i don’t know , because there’s a report that teams are interested but none that any took action right ?

[smoky fable]

You think it’s Tampa or Miami?

It’d be funny if it was the eagles with Sirianni

[rustic ore]

I would love if it was Tampa but I have to imagine Miami cause apparently Ross and Harbaugh are close

[plush jungle]

It would be but I doubt it

[rustic ore]

#sports message

This one

If his agent wasn't lying I mean

[smoky fable]

I like McDaniel more than I like Bowles though

[rustic ore]

Same

[fleet orbit]

the miami situation is just weird to me what gm is gonna enjoy not getting to pick their head coach

[sacred kite]

That would be wild lol

[slow violet]

Money talks

It sings actually

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/PeteThamel/status/2008703047783121287

Pete Thamel (@PeteThamel)

Sources: Ohio State wide receiver Carnell Tate is leaving school early and declaring for the NFL Draft, where he’s projected as a Top 10 overall pick in Mel Kiper’s latest rankings. Tate caught 51 passes for 875 yards and nine touchdowns for the Buckeyes this year.

X · Jan 7, 2026, 12:51 AM

[slow violet]

wtf lol

[rustic ore]

Tate is my WR1 this class

Would probably be Tyson if he wasn't made of glass but here we are

[smoky fable]

Tyson is injury prone

I hate it

[rustic ore]

Mhm

[smoky fable]

He might drop to the second round

I hate it so much

[fleet orbit]

Titans should seriously consider it

[rustic ore]

Be one thing if dude couldn't play, he clearly can

Just can't stay healthy

[fleet orbit]

get cam ward a playmaker

[smoky fable]

Makai Lemon is a first from USC as well

First round pick

[rustic ore]

Mhm

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/JaimeEisner/status/2008691936241012855

Jaime Eisner (@JaimeEisner)

Here are John Harbaugh's odds of landing the following head coaching jobs:

Giants (+150)
Raiders (+450)
Falcons (+650)
Titans (+800)
Browns (+1000)
Cardinals (no odds)

[via @DKSportsbook from team-specific odds]

X · Jan 7, 2026, 12:07 AM

Cardinals no odds

Damning right there

This job sucks

[dim ledge]

Sigh

I hope Saleh doesn't go to Baltimore

[rustic ore]

Call me crazy, if he can just hire someone who doesn't have their head up their ass at OC I think he could be a good HC

[torn gale]

Or just don’t coach the jets

[rustic ore]

That too

[torn gale]

At what point does woody take a serious look at his franchise

Mara is an idiot but at least he’s trying to make the team better. He just isn’t intelligent about it

[rustic ore]

At a certain point I'd love it if the rest of the NFL would step in and vote him out so he'd have to sell the team

But they never will so

[fleet orbit]

when he dies

[smoky fable]

It’d be the best job easily though

But looks like he’s behind other candidates anyways

[rustic ore]

Then it either will go to his brother or his dumbass frat sons who apparently use Madden ratings to decide whether a player is good or not

[smoky fable]

Mara has successors

[rustic ore]

No I mean Woody

[smoky fable]

Not smart successors but successors

Oh

[smoky fable]

He also has bad successors

[fleet orbit]

(are the afc east fans gone)

uh, jets fans deserve better

[smoky fable]

And idiots as you mentioned

[rustic ore]

It's NY, they get what they deserve

[smoky fable]

Damn what did that city do to you

What’d the jets do

[rustic ore]

Be NY

[fleet orbit]

idk i don’t want to necessarily dog on a big market team as a chicago meatball

[smoky fable]

Cold blooded man

[fleet orbit]

i’ve never been to new york

[rustic ore]

Here's the thing

If you're willingly being a Jets fan at this point

Like what are you doing on your life?

You're just choosing to make yourself miserable

If you want change then stop buying tickets, stop buying merch, and stop watching games until they actually earn it

[fleet orbit]

who said fandom was rational

[fleet orbit]

now this …. yes

[rustic ore]

Couple years of this from the fanbase and 1 of 2 things happen, either they blow everything up or they sell the team cause they're not getting a return on their investment

[smoky fable]

When was the last successful instance of this I wonder

I actually wonder

[rustic lichen]

Man now that I think a little harder on it

I’m pretty bummed out about John

[fleet orbit]

for us virginia simply died and george got a little motion lol

[smoky fable]

Normally you’d have to wait for the owner to be so blatantly horrible or he dies.

[rustic lichen]

We needed to rip the bandaid off at one point or another but the man has done tremendous good for the franchise

[smoky fable]

You have to wait for these owners to die for the biggest chance of change and hope their children aren’t as bad

[fleet orbit]

of course ! ravens almost always made the playoffs

won a super bowl

[smoky fable]

It was time

[fleet orbit]

cowboys fans peak up

[smoky fable]

Jerry has his son and family to do a less flamboyant reign

[rustic ore]

It would've felt better if the Ravens just finished with a shit record that would've net you a top 10 pick

Not barely missing out on the playoffs

[rustic lichen]

we’ve been expected to contend for it and fallen short quite a bit so I mean bleh

you had to know it was coming

[fleet orbit]

ravens aren’t that kind of organization

[rustic ore]

Imagine the first thing Stephen Jones does as controlling owner is hire a GM and Cowboys fans make a statue in his honor

[smoky fable]

You did it in a very amazing year

[fleet orbit]

they always want to contend

[rustic lichen]

you think if the roles were reversed and the field goal was made, Tomlin would be out of the job?

[smoky fable]

Will McClay is basically the GM with the amount of power and control Jerry has in him

He’s pretty good

[fleet orbit]

i don’t

[smoky fable]

He would have more pressure and would definitely be gone after 2026-2027 season

When his contract expires

[rustic ore]

There is enough rumblings about him getting in TV that I think there might actually be fire with all that smoke

[rustic lichen]

I do think even if we won the Steelers game, if we had a first round exit Harbaugh probably would’ve been out still

[smoky fable]

Now he’s got less pressure

[smoky fable]

Yep

Tomlin and Harbaugh just flipped places

Ravens did the move that the Steelers and Bengals didn’t want to do

[fleet orbit]

i will say tho what happens if the steelers beat houston

[smoky fable]

Tomlin cements his job more

Successful season for making it to the divisional

[fleet orbit]

probably

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/DMRussini/status/2008715813277102347

Dianna Russini (@DMRussini)

John Harbaugh has interest from most teams with head coaching vacancies, but notably, I’m told calls are also coming in from a few teams that currently have a head coach in place.

Lots of discussions going down tonight.

Harbaugh will be at the top of many teams’ wishlists.

X · Jan 7, 2026, 1:42 AM

Seriously though, does this count as tampering?

[fleet orbit]

it sounds like it but if it’s happening maybe no

but here’s a question: what possible teams ?

tampa for one is a good bet but who else

[dim ledge]

Eagles 🤷

[weak gull]

Jets or Phins would be my guesses

Honestly I’d really bank phins
The Harbaughs have good connections with Ross

[dim kettle]

It probably is the Phins. It would be in character for them to do that. Example A: Trying to get Tom Brady, Example B: Trying to get Sean Payton.

[fleet orbit]

i just don’t get why tho

miami is not on harbaughs timeline

[dim kettle]

You think anything makes sense with the Miami Dolphins?

[fleet orbit]

the odds of them competing for the playoffs next year look very minuscule

[fleet orbit]

that’s my fault

in the off chance the jets don’t fuck it up (they will) the dolphins aren’t an attractive job atm

josh allen is still young enough and the patriots are emerging again

[dim kettle]

It's hard with the Jets too, because there just isn't anything there beyond a young QB likely being drafted, and John Harbaugh isn't their new Bill Parcells. Bill had connections with the NJ/NY area. There was leverage there.

[rustic ore]

Miami, Jets have to at least consider it given what they just went through?

[fleet orbit]

Jets tbh might be enticing if harbaugh thinks with the right draft picks he can turn that team around

jets have probably more draft ammo than any team in the nfl

[dim kettle]

Does John want to be in a rebuild though?

[fleet orbit]

i don’t think so

so take raiders off the list

browns and titans likely too
cardinals

that leaves giants tampa and atlanta

[dim kettle]

Atlanta would be a great choice, honestly.

[fleet orbit]

atlanta would be a greAt choice but ? at quarterback

[sacred kite]

Yeah I like him to Atlanta

[fleet orbit]

i’m gonna throw a crazy one at yall

[sacred kite]

Stay OUT of my division

[rustic ore]

He made it work with Flacco, he could make it work with Penix

[fleet orbit]

what if there’s a push to lure harbaugh to the nations capital

[sacred kite]

No

[fleet orbit]

but penix also keeps getting hurt and it’s yeAr 3 and is he even ready by training camp?

[rustic lichen]

Is this a HOF coach resume?

[rustic ore]

He’s a little older than DQ so I don’t see it

[sacred kite]

Not the NFCEast man

[fleet orbit]

i think giants are maybe the favorite tbh

[sacred kite]

Don’t let him here

[rustic ore]

I think I’d lean yes

[dim kettle]

You have to roll the dice. BA worked with Jameis for one year, John could do the same with Penix.

[rustic ore]

Literal handful of coaches we can really say “changed the game”

I wouldn’t be upset if John got in

[sacred kite]

Send them Antonio Pierce

[fleet orbit]

i would eliminate the entire afc west nfc north and probably nfc west from being possibilities

[rustic lichen]

I think him and Tomlin both will eventually get in tbh

[rustic ore]

I’m actually kinda sad no one picked him up in their coaching staff, I kinda like him

[sacred kite]

Let’s do it again

[fleet orbit]

atlanta might actually be a stable qb away from a division title

[sacred kite]

No I actually don’t mind him at all. Seems like a guy the players like

[dim kettle]

Good OC as well.

[rustic ore]

Also a bit surprised Mayo didn’t get picked up by anyone either

[fleet orbit]

antonio pierce would be valuable to a coaching staff he was just in over his head in vegas

[fleet orbit]

didn’t he not do so hot culturally in new england

[rustic ore]

[fleet orbit]

a lot of rumors about atlanta possibly getting a gm from our front office

[rustic ore]

I mean he played for them for years and then was an assistant for years as well

If anyone would know what the NE “culture” is supposed to be he’s one of them

[dim kettle]

Why do that when Pretty Boy Pace is in the buildin-

[sacred kite]

Ngl I forgot about Mayo

[fleet orbit]

mark trestman has a job even lol

[sacred kite]

Actually you know what

[fleet orbit]

he’s a senior offensive assistant with the bolts

[sacred kite]

Giants get:

Brian Johnson HC
Kevin Patullo OC
Matt Patricia DC

OR Sean Desai

[fleet orbit]

Giants i think are about where the bears were a year ago maybe?

[sacred kite]

Yeah which means next year….

[rustic ore]

Nah, Juan Castillo as DC

[novel slate]

https://streamable.com/eksse9 "im so tall and athletic, look at me!!!!!!!!!!" FUCK YOU WEMBY

[fleet orbit]

which means they gotta go offense for head coach

unquestionably giants need to go offense

[sacred kite]

Oh my God yes

Send Chip Kelly to the giants!!!!

[fleet orbit]

@sacred kite ok fine hater let me give you a suggestion you icy bastard

[dim ledge]

weewaa do you think the eagles could be one of those teams that already has a coach thats interested in harbaugh

[fleet orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/fighting-illini-homecoming-hug-gif-15339982

[dim ledge]

or are the frustrations with Sirriani more fans than higher ups

[fleet orbit]

lovie smith

[rustic ore]

That’s still arguably the most bone headed coaching move in NFL history for me. Just gonna take your fucking OL coach and then make him your defensive coordinator as opposed to hiring an actual DC or promoting from your defensive staff

Insane

[fleet orbit]

i question whether sirianni has to do a lot of coaching

Howie is the best GM there is

[sacred kite]

Depends on how the season goes.

I think there are valid frustrations with him but as far as his resume goes it’s hard to ignore the success he’s had in his tenure. If he continues to make baffling decisions/pretend to be an Xs and O’s coach he’s cooked.

[fleet orbit]

i mean doug won a super bowl and his jaguars tenure was dog shit

[sacred kite]

Yeah that’s also true

[fleet orbit]

idk if the eagles have had a truly elite coach since Andy

[sacred kite]

No

Not that I can recall

[dim kettle]

You're not firing a coach after a SB win. They're going to run him into the ground for a few more years like they did Doug.

[sacred kite]

That’s what I think will happen

He’s not as stubborn as Doug was with letting his guys go but I can see it

[fleet orbit]

this eagles window will be open longer than that one was

wentz at one point was throwing to guys who wouldn’t start on other teams

[sacred kite]

Yeah as long as our coaching competing just let the front office do what it does

[rustic ore]

Wait until they have to start paying their defense

[sacred kite]

Carson Wentz man…

[sacred kite]

Ding ding ding

[dim kettle]

It's amazing that if this was Tampa's fanbase, they'd have a bunch of assholes in the media going on how Doug shouldn't have been fired after the 2020 season. Like, fuck that shit. Eagle fans actually demand more from their team and it shows.

[rustic ore]

I think the only guy on their D making significant money rn is Baun

[fleet orbit]

didn’t they already pay jalen hurts tho

[sacred kite]

Yeah

Dean if he’s resigned

[fleet orbit]

jalen carter extension due soon right ?

[rustic ore]

Yeah, they prioritized O with money and the D in the draft

[sacred kite]

But I’m not mad if it’s just Baun and Campbell

[rustic ore]

Davis, then Carter

[sacred kite]

Rookie contract runs through this year so yeah

[dim kettle]

The Eagles should do like they do in games and show up in the first half of the draft and then go radio silent during the second half of drafting.

[sacred kite]

Davis man that’s right

And we have Goedert as an FA too

[rustic ore]

Just wait until y’all have to pay Mitchell 35 a year

He’s worth it but that’s gonna be a killer

[sacred kite]

Yeah it’s gonna be very interesting seeing how they navigate this esp with 2029-2030 being the cap hell years

[fleet orbit]

the eagles division has ? marks around it

[dim kettle]

@rustic ore Hey look. A Tampa team that actually wins these days.
https://x.com/NHL/status/2008732432967799262?s=20

NHL (@NHL)

EIGHT WINS IN A ROW FOR THE LIGHTNING ⚡️

X · Jan 7, 2026, 2:48 AM

[rustic ore]

Get nae nae’d Colorado

[sacred kite]

I would love to get Q

[simple seal]

YEAAAH

[sacred kite]

I’d be saddest to see Coop go lol

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/BR_OpenIce/status/2008732697271627999?s=20

B/R Open Ice (@BR_OpenIce)

A scrum after the game in a 2022 Cup Final rematch 👀

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FixupX · Jan 7, 2026, 2:49 AM

[rustic ore]

They are on my shit list for that series

[sacred kite]

Yeah. Cowboys always show glimmers but never rise up to the expectation. Washington I’m not expecting much out of that roster. Giants could have the pendulum swing but who knows

[simple seal]

Bro, this is the Avs 4th loss in regulation all season, insane

[fleet orbit]

the eagles are good at not letting 1 trash season turn into 3 or 4

[dim kettle]

Who knew what having a healthy roster does for a team.

[sacred kite]

Yeah they’re good at damage control

[fleet orbit]

commanders roster is multiple offseasons away and daniels missed almost a whole year of development

[sacred kite]

Again thanks to the organization itself

[fleet orbit]

disaster

[rustic ore]

Your upcoming FAs

[sacred kite]

Commies roster:

[fleet orbit]

i still say hurts is a baller but best eagles qb can only be one

https://tenor.com/view/eagles-mc-nabb-football-dance-happy-gif-4692841

[dim kettle]

Yeah. That's the one thing constant since the ownership change in the mid 90s.

[sacred kite]

Yup. We haven’t had a franchise guy since him (prob Hurts now but still)

[fleet orbit]

even with injuries that team was never going to work the defense couldn’t stop anyone

Hurts is a franchise guy

[sacred kite]

The Ghost of Von Miller

[sacred kite]

Yeah I’m all for it

[fleet orbit]

and ghost of bobby wagner

[dim kettle]

Hurts is their guy for now. I just don't know how long though

[fleet orbit]

the one issue with hurts is you don’t usually have to worry about him spraying the middle of the field

[sacred kite]

Yeah it’s weird. Like obvious Goedert, Dean, Phillips, and Blankenship are big.

A lot of them are depth pieces but considering the age and health of our oline I wonder if they stay. I don’t take much stock in Graham staying for long. Make him a coach or something

[dim kettle]

If there is any sign of regression if even a little, those Eagle fans are ruthless and will only be a matter of time before they try to run him out of town

[sacred kite]

Yeah we ride it out for the foreseeable future

[sacred kite]

This is also true

[dim kettle]

I saw this with McNabb. Even after making a run to the NFC title in 08

[sacred kite]

Yeah. It’s a “what have you done for me lately”

Which sucks bc you can have a bad stretch of games and people hate you. Saw it with Hurts this season even when it wasn’t his fault lol

NY media is similar with this, less so the Jets

[fleet orbit]

eagles fans called bloody murder on black friday tbh lol

[sacred kite]

Yeah that was bad

[fleet orbit]

Mcnabb for what its worth sucked for 2 other franchises far more for sure

[sacred kite]

Oh we totally had the best of him

[fleet orbit]

i mean most people forget he played for the vikings

[dim kettle]

Of course, Eagle fans have a stereotype for a reason. They can be very unreasonable and overreactive. But the attitude with the fans and media there does something a lot of other fanbases don't. They have this thing called "Higher expectations" the demand more, demand better.

[fleet orbit]

the problem is not that the commanders signed veterans on the defense its that they expected them to be the defenses best players

i feel like the commanders are gonna fuck this up a

[sacred kite]

Yeah exactly this. It can be very annoying This team does frustrate bc the fans know and have seen their ceiling. And it filters out the players that wanna rise up. Like Brandon Graham is an excellent example

[dim kettle]

I remember. His team blew a late lead to Josh Freeman and the Bucs that year

[sacred kite]

Josh Harris owned organization

[fleet orbit]

vikings love grandpa QBs

[dim kettle]

McNabb was only there because they drafted Christian Ponder that year

And it's a Ponder how he was even drafted in the first round that year

[fleet orbit]

christian ponder was certainly a quarterback

[dim kettle]

Besides Cam's size and speed there was no QB that year I felt confident in.

[sacred kite]

Can Wars quietly looking nice

[fleet orbit]

Cam Newton is a much better qb than he is in the media

media cam is insufferably annoying

[dim kettle]

And I don't care. 😎

[sacred kite]

I hate smug steampunk negative attention wizard cam

[dim kettle]

Once you develop things like critical thinking and forming your own opinions. The thoughts of people on ESPN every day suddenly don't matter at all.

[fleet orbit]

he said every qb is a game manager in the playoffs besides stafford and allen

thats so stupid

[sacred kite]

https://tenor.com/view/pen-in-flames-umineko-writing-in-flames-flames-gif-20892510

[sacred kite]

“And me too iffff any team wants me to play again haha lol”

[dim kettle]

Cam was best game manager in SB 50.

[fleet orbit]

denver had the ghost of peyton manning

[sacred kite]

Yeah he was propped up by strings

[dim kettle]

Whatever happened between 2014 and 2015 for Peyton needs to be studied.

He was developing a noodle arm after his neck surgery. But the decline between those 2 years was something.

[sacred kite]

Neck pain sucks esp if pain radiates down into the shoulder/arm

Nerves be crazy

[fleet orbit]

still tho year 2 denver manning until the super bowl was a flamethrower

[dim kettle]

Just makes Tom Brady more amazing. His problem his last year wasn't really anything physical. It was just mental. That dude could've been playing with Tampa last year if he wanted to.

[sacred kite]

Yeah Brady is nuts

Like I always find some newfound respect for his career somehow

Not to glaze but man

BUT GUESS WHO BEAT HIM

[dim kettle]

I like the time when Brady rekt a few birds in a playoff game in 2021.

[sacred kite]

(NOT MCNABB)

[fleet orbit]

big dick nick

[rustic mountain]

I love that Tom's career is so great, the losses in his sbs are franchise's pinnacle moments

[sacred kite]

Wait 2021?

They sucked that year

[sacred kite]

Yeah that’s kind of insane to think about

That parade was great

[dim kettle]

https://youtu.be/dqqprHCWuT8

[fleet orbit]

i think that was the same day the cowboys lost on a qb draw when they needed a touchdown pass

[dim kettle]

Yeah. We know you watch SB 42 highlights 19 times a day.

[sacred kite]

Wait I’m getting my wires crossed I’m thinking of the year prior

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/what-i-can't-hear-you-i-cant-hear-you-cant-hear-can-not-hear-gif-5531856642353413593

[sacred kite]

Ok I’m going to bed gn

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/TheFourthPeriod/status/2008738578558579145?s=20

David Pagnotta (@TheFourthPeriod)

😳

X · Jan 7, 2026, 3:12 AM

Did the Devils AHL team play today?

[haughty moss]

admin was going thru it with the tweets

[dim kettle]

They lose to the Canes and then lose 9-0. I just have no faith in NJ making a deep run rn

Well. Time for a first mock draft of the year for the top 10.

1. LV - Fernando Mendoza QB Indiana
2. NYJ - Dante Moore QB Oregon
3. ARI - Trevor Goosby OT Texas
4. TEN - Carnell Tate WR Ohio State
5. NYG - Francis Mauigoa OT Miami FL.
6. CLE - Jordyn Tyson WR Arizona State
7. WAS - Arvell Reese LB Ohio State
8. NO - David Bailey EDGE Texas Tech
9. KC - Kenyon Sadiq TE Oregon
10. CIN - Caleb Downs S Ohio State

[fleet orbit]

i like this alot , titans need a playmaker, jeudy is terrible, bengals need safety badly

dante moore i dont see how he doesnt enter

[dim kettle]

I feel bad for the Cards here picking 3rd. I just don't see the value the Cards have if you're a decent HC candidate. You don't have a QB, you're likely not picking one at 3rd, in a division with the Seahawks, the Rams, and Niners you have to face twice a year. I wouldn't want it.

[fleet orbit]

mhj also isnt living up to expectations

[hollow wind]

With the 13th pick in the 2026 NFL Draft, the Los Angeles Rams select: Tom Brady, university of Michigan

[dim kettle]

You love your non-mobile QBs.

rn I could see the Rams drafting an EDGE with the 13th pick.

Maybe someone like Bain on my Canes

[deep ivy]

The greatest 41 year old alive

My god

He’s incredible

[hollow wind]

Need LeBron to not have any good games plz

So he can get the fuck off my team

[hollow wind]

I keep hearing that we’re probably gonna draft another receiver to develop for a post-Davante team

[dim kettle]

Maybe Makai Lemon then if he's still there.

Who knows.

I'm really not looking forward to having to review these QBs. I just have a bad feeling about it.

[amber grove]

I don't think anyone can understand NIL anymore

[fleet orbit]

not a bad idea

i would say for the bears a edge or dt would be sick round 1 but if a real good safety prospect falls late i would not be upset if poles swings

This is a good safety draft correct?

[plush jungle]

Crazy that the panthers 3 peat chance might end with them not making the playoffs

[slow violet]

thank god the Falcons ruined that pick 😭 i was worried you would draft your future qb

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/UnderdogNBA/status/2008727178092122422

Underdog NBA (@UnderdogNBA)

Pacers coach Rick Carlisle has been stuck on 999 career wins since Dec. 8.

Indiana has lost 13 games in a row.

X · Jan 7, 2026, 2:27 AM

Poor guy

[plush jungle]

Indiana’s black magic is over

I don’t see them making a deep run even with hali

Maybe if they get a top pick to pair with hali and siakam

[proud coyote]

I mean they're 6-30, ship has sailed

but hali was out the whole year anyways

their center problem has been apparent. isaiah jackson isn't good and his blocks have just gone

he's contesting shots at the same rate just not blocking them which is a result of the injury

huff is inconsistent, probably their best but still not a plus player overall

and micah potter sucks lol

they were trying jarace out at the position and he's just useless

they even gave wiseman another go recently

only for him to put up completely empty stats and get immediately released again

[fleet orbit]

and unfortunately you know how sports injuries go

we can’t assume how a player may respond to injury or what they need

it’s a torn achilles

[proud coyote]

@rustic ore

[fleet orbit]

he’s gonna be put through hell just to get back and play again

Celtics if tatum can return to form when he’s back might win another title

[proud coyote]

i just cant imagine him returning to form unless the tech has truly advanced

like he'll still be very good of course but

so much of his game was reliant on what it takes

[fleet orbit]

durant is probably the most impressive recovery i’ve seen

he’s still a really good player

[proud coyote]

durant gets away with being durant

he doesn't rely on athleticism to get space for his shot

he's just abnormal

[fleet orbit]

halliburton was never a top 10 player

[plush jungle]

Hali was at least close to that during the finals run

But yeah I just don’t see him ever being that after the torn Achilles

Man crazy how the thunder aren’t going to win 68 games even in all likelihood

[fleet orbit]

i don’t really think it’s terribly important as long as you keep a little above pace

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/JosinaAnderson/status/2008759302723383421

JosinaAnderson (@JosinaAnderson)

New update coming …

X · Jan 7, 2026, 4:35 AM

I hate journalists like this

https://x.com/JosinaAnderson/status/2008760876937957605

JosinaAnderson (@JosinaAnderson)

Calendar Tweet: Here are the dates for #Broncos defensive coordinator Vance Joseph’s upcoming NFL head coach interviews:

#Titans: Wednesday
#Giants & #Raiders: Thursday
#Cardinals: Friday

That…is what’s on the docket, at this time, per league source.

X · Jan 7, 2026, 4:41 AM

Lol

Clown shit

[slow violet]

as good as his defense is

i don't think he getting a HC roll sadly

that first stint, and age tells me people are not giving him a fair chance

[fleet orbit]

the broncos had a stretch of defensive coaches that couldn’t quite hack it as head coach

vic fangio had a tenure there too

[slow violet]

at the moment the NFL (except Jerry because he is dumb af) is targeting these new age coaches

they want a Mcvay, Macdonald, Mcdaniel , Lefleur etc

Stefanski and Minter are in their early mid life crisis era

[rustic ore]

Lol, Stefanski is only 42 and Minter is only 43

Splitting hairs here in terms of age

[slow violet]

@hasty mesa @torn gale
https://vxtwitter.com/gmengalaxy/status/2008609414358724802?s=20

Andrew (@gmengalaxy)

HOW DID I MISS THIS?? OUR GM IS USING CHATGPT TO PICK OUR NEXT HC LMFAOOO. IM SO FUCKING DONE

QRT: GiantsReport1
Joe Schoen on the different approach this time in selecting another #Giants HC.

Mentions the longer runway to do research on a wide array of candidates, watching the Thursday coordinator press conferences, as well as using AI in certain aspects.

Wild.

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 6, 2026, 6:39 PM

[slow violet]

exactly

[rustic ore]

Like you can't get everyone in their 30s, they don't grow on trees

[fleet orbit]

so many packers fans want Lefluer fired and i hope those idiots get their wish because their franchise would become a 5 win team

[slow violet]

the guy has had some horrible injury luck

i mean he has started Malik Willis way more in the past two years

[fleet orbit]

he got 2 good performances out of a guy who really couldn’t play at tennessee

lefluer has a good developmental quality

[trim timber]

They can give me a shot. I'm only 35 and would be willing to take a super discount for just a prove it year

[smoky fable]

That would be the most idiotic decision they make

[slow violet]

you know what would be funny

if they dont make the playoffs next year

[rustic ore]

Who, the Ravens?

[hearty rapids]

Let's go spurs

[slow violet]

ya that would have me rolling

[obtuse estuary]

[torn gale]

It gets to a point

[hollow wind]

It’s like that copilot commercial that fucking SENDS me

Where the scouts are analyzing these prospects by asking copilot which of them has the best leadership qualities 😭 😭

I genuinely can’t stop laughing whenever that commercial plays

[torn gale]

Wonder what it feels like to be run by competent ownership and front office

[hollow wind]

https://x.com/bryandfischer/status/2008707734980751742?s=46

Bryan Fischer (@BryanDFischer)

Ole Miss coach Joe Judge when asked about how hectic this week has been: “My next door neighbor was Aaron Hernandez. I know this is more chaotic.”

X · Jan 7, 2026, 1:10 AM

Lmfao?

[torn gale]

My least favorite coach in the modern era coaching one of my least favorite college teams

He’s lucky I have bigger idiots to fry

Using fucking ai to aid in the coaching search

Literally not even necessary. Ai is just being inserted into everything for no reason

It just makes you look dumb but Mara probably didn’t care or encouraged it

[fleet orbit]

AI is how matt nagy and jason garrett came up for the titans

it just fucking has to be

[torn gale]

Hey ChatGPT give me a list of coaches that’s would be horrid for my young qbs development

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/i/status/2008928384169209918

Pete Thamel (@PeteThamel)

Sources: Alabama quarterback Ty Simpson is turning pro. He just informed the Alabama coaches of his decision.

X · Jan 7, 2026, 3:47 PM

Wow

[torn gale]

Future steeler

[rustic ore]

Unless Moore announces he's coming out I got no choice but to have Simpson as my QB2 in the draft

[torn gale]

Tre Wilson to lsu huh

[rustic ore]

Probably smart for him, insanely weak class and a lot of QB needy teams

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2008702979164029257/ @hollow wind @willow galleon

On3 (@On3sports)

NEW: Ohio State true freshman 5-star WR Quincy Porter plans to enter the NCAA transfer portal, @PeteNakos and @Hayesfawcett3 report.
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FxTwitter · Jan 7, 2026, 12:51 AM

I missed this yesterday

[rustic ore]

I'm sad but dude has just been injury prone the last 2 years

Hope he kills it at LSU

[torn gale]

Was Dallas Wilson injured this year? I just checked his stats and his totals were way lower than I thought

[rustic ore]

Yeah sadly

Sprained his ankle in camp then broke his foot at the end of the year

[torn gale]

Rip

[weak gull]

Anyone else intrigued by this demond Williams situation

[torn gale]

What’s the situation

[rustic mountain]

You mean the Husky?

[weak gull]

He signed a contract to come back to Washington just last Friday and then turned around to enter the portal

I believe UW is paying him 3-4 million and mind you - it’s a signed contract lol

He entered the portal because LSU is offering 5.5 mil apparently

[rustic mountain]

Yeahhhh I am a bit irritated

[torn gale]

Oh someone is getting sued

[rustic ore]

Kid can't have his cake and eat it too, you signed the deal you have to honor it

[dreamy briar]

Look at what college sports has become

Disgusting

[rustic mountain]

Why even have contracts if players can just bounce but also why are you giving contracts to kids that aren't getting benefits of contracts

[torn gale]

Transfer portal is a garbage mess right now

We need regulation badly but the ncaa holds no power

[rustic mountain]

They are between the line of employee and student athlete. It's not great

[torn gale]

No student just athlete

Dues transfer between 3-4 schools now

[rustic mountain]

Well agreed but that's what they call em so

[fleet orbit]

matt nagy sits at the top

[weak gull]

Yeah and it’s an odd situation

Cause

1. It’s basically tampering but there are no tampering rules atp
2. If you push for him to stay, he’s just unhappy he has to stay at UW
3. You have to sue atp, but now quantifying that damage is tough
4. UW is ima tough spot cause what portal qb is left that’s as good as Demond now

[fleet orbit]

that’s what i was thinking

[rustic mountain]

If I had my say, I'd just make college football into it's own G league kinda thing and be done with this

[torn gale]

Funnily enough college ball just had Baylor sign a g league player

[weak gull]

Don’t get me started

[rustic mountain]

Oh yeah that Baylor dude

[fleet orbit]

it’s depressing that it got to this point

[rustic mountain]

I heard about him getting booed

[rustic mountain]

I thought DeBoer being a bitch was the worst. Turns out it can get worse

[fleet orbit]

anyone who hates BYU (as you should ) i got bad news : they are built to be a threat in this era

[rustic mountain]

Also fuck the SEC

[torn gale]

I’m suing the hell outta him I don’t care what the future holds

Players are just getting away with robbery at this point

[rustic mountain]

UW is suing

[fleet orbit]

if the steelers draft Ty simpson i think they need a bridge

he’s not year 1 start out the gate material

[torn gale]

And the b10 for trying to get that private equity deal going

Thank you Michigan and usc for standing up to that

[rustic mountain]

If shadow was here, he would say: That's stupid, young qbs need reps. Sitting him on the bench isn't gonna do him any good

[torn gale]

Hook up Aaron with super enhancements for about one more year

[dim ledge]

Put me in at QB

I'm white and upper middle class

It's bound to work

[rustic mountain]

Im white and lower middle class, I was born to be a fan who invests too much into a sport that I woulda never had a chance in playing but will 100% criticize those who do

[torn gale]

I wish someone would do anything about college ball right now

I think it’s up to our government lol

[weak gull]

I’m not saying don’t sue

I’m saying you’re not suing to get him back, it’d be dumb

You’re obviously suing for damages, but it’s going to take a long time because this is inevitably going to be the case that determines buyouts and buybacks - and calculating that damage is going to take time

You absolutely have to sue and uw is

[torn gale]

That case and the Georgia - Wilson case

Players starting to fly too close to the sun

[weak gull]

The UW-Miami case should have got this going but folks played it as a one off

[dim ledge]

Can someone tldr the problem

I'm too simple to understand the finer machinations of college sports

[torn gale]

Here

[weak gull]

@dim ledge

[dim ledge]

....but he signed the contract

the fuck?

Is he just...allowed out of contractional obligation?

[weak gull]

Bro was in the portal come Saturday night 😭😭😭

[torn gale]

College athletes can do whatever they want nowadays

That’s not an exaggeration

It’s the wild Wild West over here

[rustic mountain]

There's a lot of issues

[weak gull]

Yeah, cause it’s like … force him to stay? Then he’s just gonna be an unhappy qb

It’s a tough spot for the initial schools

[torn gale]

That’s why I’m impressed Kirby was starting what 90% highschool recruits during the playoffs. Only team even close to that high

[fleet orbit]

it depends on who the QB is , the patriots decision not to start drake game 1 was a mistake for example

[torn gale]

The longer we go without regulation the more important highschool recruiting and retainment will become

[dim ledge]

So basically UW gets fucked despite doing everything right

[torn gale]

Yeah

[weak gull]

Pretty much

[dim ledge]

[torn gale]

Boosters won’t be happy

[dim ledge]

This shit a Mafia

[weak gull]

Him and Jed Fisch are close too so I’m sure he’s wondering wtf lol

[torn gale]

Georgia is lucky in that they recruit and churn out talent like that but yeah Washington is in a tough spot

I hope both schools win

Can not be letting college athletes run over schools like this

I know them boosters mad as hell right now

[weak gull]

Kirb different on that recruiting trail man

[torn gale]

Yeah he had the second youngest team in the sec this year and 90% recruits starting this playoffs

But most teams can’t do that

[dim ledge]

It just feels like college ball means only x amount of schools ever have a chance of recruiting top talent and the rest are just talent farms that good players get taken from

[weak gull]

That’s exactly what it is now that we’ve moved to this

[torn gale]

I think transfer portal is worse than nil for this

[weak gull]

I’d say there are only…30 schools that can honestly compete in this era

And we have 131 at the fbs level

[torn gale]

Because now we don’t have Georgia Alabama and Ohio state hoarding 5 stars to their 4th string. But now they can also just buy out g5 talent

G5 teams are about to become feeder teams for real

[weak gull]

You see what Nevada coach said?

[torn gale]

Yeah I saw that

Wild man

Going there to put up stats to transfer to Oregon

[weak gull]

Why not play here for two years so that Oregon can come scoop you as a junior 😂😂😂

[torn gale]

What happened to the game I loved

[rustic mountain]

I am just saying what Shadow's usual take is

[weak gull]

Shit feel like baseball rn

[dim ledge]

Shit like this makes me just not want to get into college ball lol

It feels so arbitrary

[rustic mountain]

Dude doesn't believe in sitting a rookie if he is your guy

[torn gale]

You should really only be getting in if you have an attachment to a university

Otherwise it’s a hot mess

[dim ledge]

Since none of y'all are well versed this is low-key what footy feels like

X top teams in the world. If you're not one of them you're most likely getting harvested

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/nypost/status/2008733342284267879

New York Post (@nypost)

Former NFLer Matt Kalil suing model ex-wife over ‘invasive’ manhood size comments https://t.co/ydCxIvVRpl

X · Jan 7, 2026, 2:52 AM

"My steak too juicy" Ahh problem

What a baby

[torn gale]

So American to measure this in coke cans and not just in inches

[rustic mountain]

Do it Giants come on

[torn gale]

Don’t do it Mara

[rustic mountain]

McCarthy in NY what more could you want

[rustic ore]

Imagine feeling like your rep got ruined by your ex saying you have a fat hog

Shit if only

[torn gale]

Joe Schoen is gonna ask chat gpt (literally has used ai in this search) whether to pick John or McCarthy

[rustic mountain]

"I am glad you asked, Mr. Schoen! Both head coaches have won super bowls and have gone on to win many an NFL game in their lifetime- but we feel that McCarthy's diverse portfolio will really shine here!"

[dim ledge]

Cowboys fan daughter or Jets fan son

[rustic ore]

So a daughter with a massively inflated ego or a masochist?

[weak gull]

Jets fan son

[torn gale]

Cowboys fan daughter. Nothing of consequence because that franchise isn’t serious anymore. But I’d hate to see my son depressed or worse, spend money on jets merchandise

No one deserves to be born a jets fan

[weak gull]

Builds character

He can be just like me growing up

[torn gale]

Imma need the giants to stop building my character

I have enough development for a lifetime

Literally took beating the undefeated patriots and several all time plays to not be a jets tier franchise this century

[dim ledge]

"Just a few more years, son!" You yell as the nails dig into his hands upon the crucifix

[weak gull]

Hey

He can be just like me, by the time he’s 16 - woody croaks and maybe he has a chance to enter a redemption arc

[dim ledge]

They'll replace Woody with a clone

They got tons of em

Straight up vats full of em

[weak gull]

Woody in the regeneration chamber

[torn gale]

QBs since 2016:
Washed eli manning
Geno smith
Colt McCoy
Davis Webb
Mike glennon
Jake Fromm
Daniel jones
Tommy DeVito
Tyrod Taylor
Drew lock
Russell Wilson
Jamies Winston
Jaxson dart

Imagine being worse than this browns

[dim ledge]

Honestly it's nice to not have to hear old, quasiracist Italians verbally fellate devito

AWH TAHMMY CUTLETS

The Sopranos has done irreparable damage to this state

[rustic mountain]

Ras al Ghul but it's just Woody Johnson making life miserable for Gotham City (Football)

[torn gale]

Jets players gotta play for the jets and live in New Jersey

[dim ledge]

I mean rural NJ is nice

Not as nice as rural NY granted

Really there are very few things NJ has over NY

I think I've enjoyed NJ bagels more

Thank God we have serviceable public transport

[torn gale]

I wish the south had serviceable public transport

[robust grotto]

NJ living wise.. I’d rather be a Jet than a Giant

Quiet neighborhoods. More remote. Most giants players live closer to the city

[dim ledge]

Depends idk

I mean florham park>>>>>>e. Rutherford

Like without question

[robust grotto]

I’m not living in Hoboken

Or JC

Or anything Bergen for the most part

[dim ledge]

I miss old JC bro

I used to go there so much as a kid since my mom taught there

We had a big Greek community there too

Gone now

Gentrification sucks

[robust grotto]

Bergen is really nice though don’t get me wrong

Yeah dude and it’s just too chaotic for me, I’m good

Even Edgewater like.. gorgeous area but it’s tight

[dim ledge]

Give me Sussex honestly

Northwest NJ is really pretty

As pretty as rural NY along 87....probably not, no, but still

[dim kettle]

👀

[desert palm]

@fleet orbit https://x.com/michael_cerami/status/2008943998086312100?s=46

Michael Cerami (@Michael_Cerami)

BREAKING: Cubs are finalizing a deal to acquire SP Edward Cabrera from the Miami Marlins.

X · Jan 7, 2026, 4:49 PM

https://x.com/ken_rosenthal/status/2008948960136946105?s=46

Ken Rosenthal (@Ken_Rosenthal)

Source confirms: Cubs close to acquiring RHP Edward Cabrera from Marlins. First: @Michael_Cerami

X · Jan 7, 2026, 5:08 PM

Effffffffffff

EFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

EFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

FIRE CASHMAN

WHAT WAS THE POINT OF NOT GOING AFTER IMAI IF YOU ARENT EVEN GETTING EDWARD CABRERA?!?!?!

[dim kettle]

We now sing the new popular song around the baseball world - The Yankees Who Don't Do Anything.

[desert palm]

https://x.com/jonheyman/status/2008949891603517847?s=46

Jon Heyman (@JonHeyman)

Cubs are working on a deal for Edward Cabrera @Michael_Cerami reported it is getting close with Cubs. Word is Yankees were “never close”

X · Jan 7, 2026, 5:12 PM

[desert palm]

https://vxtwitter.com/joezmcfly/status/2007542179380785471?s=46

JoezMcfly🇩🇴 (@JoezMcfLy)

Ive said it before and ill say it again

Doing nothing is crazy…(until they do)

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 3, 2026, 7:58 PM

[dim kettle]

Just like a Yankees WS these days. Ba Dum Tss

[robust grotto]

I’m def generalizing lol

[rustic mountain]

If the Jays can get one more bat, this will have been the best offseason in years

Yankees missing out on dudes? We are getting stronger? Amazing

[dim kettle]

I'm very lucky to live in my expensive Bergen County house that I only pay rent to a family member. All to be stuck in traffic on weekends because New Yorkers don't want to pay tax on clothing.

[rustic mountain]

I am glad Washington stopped honoring the sales tax for Oregon

We were having that same problem

Also probably fuel for why I don't like Oregon. Working retail in Washington and they come up with 10 dollars worth of movies or something and I say "it's 11.65" Oh BuT I aM fRoM OrEgOn I dOnt PaY tAx

Cool let's re ring it so you save 1.35

All that to say fuck Oregon

[dim kettle]

I can't even say fuck NY. Because where I'm at, it might as well be NY. NJ has an identity problem.

[rustic mountain]

You can still say fuck NY

No one would blame you

[dim kettle]

https://youtu.be/f1fOMeydOpI

[rustic mountain]

Classic Futurama hits so much harder

I got the big box set and called it a day, no need for whatever Hulu is pushing out

[dim kettle]

Better quality anyway. This is why I still collect Blu-Rays.

[robust grotto]

Lmfao I love how you know that

[fleet orbit]

excellent !! cubs needed another arm

[dim kettle]

That's basically Garden State Plaza abridged.

[amber grove]

I feel bad for GoTime but watching the rest of the Yankees fan base burn is great fun

[slow violet]

LOL please link

[rustic mountain]

Amen brother

I have tons of blu rays and dvds. I don't have any streaming service except AppleTV

Pluribus and Severance are too good sadly

[rustic ore]

https://fixupx.com/schultz_report/status/2008935148650221944?s=46 @dawn tapir @sweet tree @fleet orbit Red flag

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report)

Sources: Part of the issue the #Commanders have had in the building is the front office meddling with the coaching staff on personnel and which players to use — an ongoing problem dating back to 2024 when they were having success.
︀︀
︀︀With the team struggling this year, it reached new heights and there were notable disagreements.
︀︀
︀︀Moreover, I have not gotten the impression Dan Quinn wanted to move on from his coordinators.
︀︀
︀︀The entire disconnect is one to watch as we head into 2026. “There’s a lot of shit going on there,” a source said.

Quoting Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report)
︀
Sources: My understanding is that key #Commanders offensive players, including QB Jayden Daniels, are disappointed with the team’s decision to part ways with OC Kliff Kingsbury.
︀︀
︀︀Daniels vouched for him to stay in his presser on Monday and was among those blindsided by the move.
︀︀
︀︀Offensive players on the team figured the only way K…

FixupX · Jan 7, 2026, 4:13 PM

[dim kettle]

People these days don't understand how much better newer anime looks on Blu-Ray until they actually see it.

[rustic mountain]

I actually wouldn't know there. Tbh I can't remember the last anime I watched for myself that wasn't like something my gf wanted to watch

And she doesn't do blu rays

[slow violet]

have to remember these are basketball guys

they are ok with constant turnover

remember ben johnson was complaining about them last year

[rustic mountain]

The Commanders got rid of Snyder, only to get a new owner who still meddles

Hilarious

[slow violet]

lol well if you ask commanders fans, there is different level of Meddling

lol Snyder was out here assaulting cheerleaders

[rustic mountain]

I know two commanders fans

They hate all of it for different reasons

[dim kettle]

Lot of services cap quality under paywalls, and even then, internet servers have to be accounted for. So you're never getting 100% best quality. And on top of that, the animation studios go in and polish art for the blu-ray releases that you don't see on streaming platforms.

[dim ledge]

Criterion collection>

[rustic mountain]

Don't worry Shadow, AI will somehow make this better

[fleet orbit]

oooo boy

[rustic mountain]

Yeah pretty much this. There's no one better I just wish they did all my favorite movies, but my taste isn't always refined enough for that lmao

[desert palm]

@fleet orbit https://x.com/jesserogersespn/status/2008952586120933657?s=46

Jesse Rogers (@JesseRogersESPN)

Cubs closing in on Marlins pitcher Edward Cabrera as they review medicals. Trade likely not to involve top tier pitching prospects going back, sources tell ESPN. Position player prospects likely to go. @Michael_Cerami was first on trade being close.

X · Jan 7, 2026, 5:23 PM

[dim kettle]

Takes a selfie near AI servers at Microsoft.

[desert palm]

No specific details yet

[fleet orbit]

i love the criterion collection , i enjoy my copy of the fisher king

[desert palm]

But makes sense that the marlins are going after position players since they have a great pitching lab

[dim kettle]

So. How does it feel to be like a Rays fan during the off-season?

[fleet orbit]

I appreciate you sharing , cubs need a few more arms to take that next step and contend for a world series

[desert palm]

……………

Ya heard that Rays looking into making a stadium near the airport

Whatever that means

[dim kettle]

Yep.

Granted, they're looking everywhere in the area.

[slow violet]

now there are data science teams probably everyone using Copilot but its just funny af

[fleet orbit]

the commanders situation is a dumpster fire

[dim kettle]

I can't wait for spring training to come around. Before reality comes and reminds me that the Rays are likely going be the 5th wheel in the AL East this year.

But hey, 2nd overall pick.

[rustic mountain]

The AL east is a loaded monster

[dim kettle]

On paper. But the Rays just don't provide anything special and that's being done on purpose.

[rustic mountain]

I wish we had a Re-Alignment, put the Jays in the AL North and let us play the Twins every year lmao

But alas we gotta stay here

Well yes on paper. The only shining thing rn is the Yankees have basically done nothing

[desert palm]

Gonna happen with expansion

But I doubt that an AL north will include the jays lol

[desert palm]

Bro you guys got cease and Okamoto

[rustic mountain]

Ah yes because it makes so much sense for a team from Toronto to play

the Tampa Bay Rays

[dim kettle]

Yeah. I think they're only going to ditch the Central divisions, make a South one. And one team from each League are going to switch over.

[desert palm]

If I were a betting man they be moved to the south

[rustic mountain]

And we are still trying for Tucker, I dont see the issue

[desert palm]

I’m saying

……..

Gulp

Gulp

-# I’m jelly…………

[rustic mountain]

I think Bo is a goner. Okamoto kinda puts the nail in the coffin there

If we get Tucker I'll be fine

[dim kettle]

It just shows how outdated the divisions have been. The NFL used to be like this too. They had Carolina, New Orleans and Atlanta all in the NFC West until 2002.

[desert palm]

Broooo they still outdated

[rustic mountain]

Cease, Okamoto, some great bullpen arms, we have depth. A closer woulda realllly sealed it but you cant have it all

[desert palm]

COWBOYS IN THE EAST?!?

[dim kettle]

That's done because of rivaries.

[desert palm]

I know but still dumb imo

[dim kettle]

The Phins are still in the east because of their history with the Jets

[rustic mountain]

I wouldn't mind NFL realignment

I would rather all my teams stop going to Florida so often

It's so far away from them, the weather is different to their norm, they always play worse

[desert palm]

@dim kettle had a friendly argument with a person in the Tree server regarding the trade for Jazz to the Yankees

[desert palm]

What do you think?

I said that the only good trade the marlins and got legit pieces was the Ozuna trade

Which I would argue is more of a win-win

[desert palm]

But even then the trade tree is not so hot rn

That tree being that they got Gallen in the Ozuna trade and traded him for Jazz

And now Jazz was traded to the Yankees

I said that the pieces the Yankees gave up are not looking to hot rn

He disagreed stating that Agustin Ramirez had a good season

[slow violet]

so first game Friday right

[desert palm]

21 HR “catcher” (horrible behind the plate btw 0.0 FWar) season with 16 SB

What do you think? @dim kettle

[rustic ore]

Saturday

2 Saturday, 3 Sunday, 1 Monday

[slow violet]

Panthers are winning this saturday

[rustic ore]

Bold, I like it

[rustic ore]

One of these games are gonna be on Twitch btw

Forget which one

[slow violet]

please let it be the panthers game

so we can all meme

[rustic ore]

It’s not, I think it was GB vs Chicago

[slow violet]

oh... dang

[dim kettle]

I don't know why anyone trades with the Yanks to be honest. A lot of time, these prospects never really mean much. It's not like the Dodgers, where they thrive on developing prospects to trade for bigger pieces.

[slow violet]

lol i think the bears can win but i'm not gonna lie chat

[rustic ore]

Sadly was correct

[slow violet]

the past couple weeks they have looked really bad

[dim kettle]

It's just amazing how much Cashman gets shit on for being a lame duck GM these days yet teams continue looking at their farm system that hasn't even been top 10 in a while.

[plush jungle]

Like green bay has been doing better lol

Greenbay has lost four in a row

They just got spanked by the ravens and the Vikings

[desert palm]

……… yep

Even if they have a Top guy

Somehow that gets fumbled in the minors

stares at Volpe and Jasson

[plush jungle]

Bears barely lost to Detroit and sf

Idk the bears at least look like they have more momentum than the packers

[dim kettle]

It goes back to what everyone says. Everything is just outdated there. It reminds me of Ken Holland's last decade with the Red Wings. Relying so much on older, successful prospects, and really can't develop more. Difference is Ken Holland had to worry about a hard cap and couldn't sign stars to big contracts compared to NY rn

[slow violet]

just concered about that defense, but i hope they win

[proud coyote]

lol the packers are almost as injured as we are

the bears will be fine

and you should want the packers to win as it would ensure you guys an easy round 2

[slow violet]

at this point idk what to expect from the playoffs

[plush jungle]

Fair enough

[slow violet]

i just want to see the Panthers win because it would be funny

but i don't care who we play tbh

[dim kettle]

Surely the Rams wouldn't play down to the Panthers again in Charlotte, right?... Right?

[fleet orbit]

correct

[fleet orbit]

GB hasn’t looked better but the defense is shaky rn for sure

[fleet orbit]

and rome is returning

[honest latch]

https://fixupx.com/PeteBlackburn/status/2008765731459027055?s=20

Pete Blackburn (@PeteBlackburn)

Holy hell what a heavyweight bout

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FixupX · Jan 7, 2026, 5:00 AM

https://tenor.com/view/martin-scorsese-absolute-cinema-absolute-cinema-meme-martin-scorsese-meme-martin-scorsese-absolute-cinema-gif-7188464701423971028

[dim kettle]

From my Yanks fan bud.

[honest latch]

Throw in Judge's used jockstrap too

Might seal the deal

[proud coyote]

don frye vs yoshihiro takayama

[dim ledge]

Just haymakers lmao

[slow violet]

lol this was some drunken boxing stance 😭 idk what he was going for

[slow violet]

https://x.com/saycheesedgtl/status/2008677064694788106?s=46

SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 (@SaycheeseDGTL)

Tonight the Oilers are playing the Predators.
Many sports fans are naming this game the…

“Diddy Bowl” 🏒 🥅

X · Jan 6, 2026, 11:08 PM

lol i missed it 😭

[dim ledge]

Whoever called it that is a corny TikTok brainlet

[rustic ore]

Oh FFS

[honest latch]

Elite ball knowledge per usual

[sweet tree]

what a lovely game

[ripe yacht]

Weren’t they the best defence in la liga last season lmao

[sweet tree]

4-0

[ripe yacht]

Wtf is this

😭

[sweet tree]

raphinha just ripped the net