sports

[hollow wind]

Shedeur lol

[slow violet]

I just don't get how bad were the bucs in the last half of the season

That a win and you're in wasn't enough 🤣

[dim kettle]

Because the defense is so bad.

[rustic ore]

I'm not gonna be mad if he wins DROY

[hollow wind]

Browns win

[amber grove]

GOOOOOOOOD

@honest latch THE DROUGHT IS OVER FOR YOU

[dim kettle]

Thank god it's over.

[rustic ore]

Grats Euge

Best of luck next week

[hollow wind]

Actual lunacy not to fire Bowles but 🤷‍♀️

[dim kettle]

Again. No source yet. We'll see what happens next

[torn gale]

NFL owners and gms are lunatics

[smoky fable]

Raiders clinched the number one pick

[torn gale]

I hate the giants more than anyone else could fathom

Dumb worthless piece of shit franchise

Can’t wait to go 5-12 next year

[slow violet]

Lol I can't believe the giants said fuck it we on now

[torn gale]

They do it everytime we are eliminated from playoff contention

[dawn tapir]

it would be funny if both the pats and the broncos lose today and the jags become number 1 seed.

[hollow wind]

That would be funny

Man I’m just not sold on any AFC team to take it all the way lol

[slow violet]

honestly aside from the Texans the Jags are super hot right now

[hollow wind]

Is Seattle really gonna win the chip

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-kazuma-kiryu-pissed-off-gif-14586175

[rustic ore]

Fernando Mendoza YOU are a Las Vegas Raider

[dim kettle]

Carolina vs Texans SB. Book it

[slow violet]

Lol I already knows whats gonna happen

[hollow wind]

Hopefully Davante’s return in the playoffs gives the rams a resurgence but we’ve just gone ice cold

[dawn tapir]

i think the packers are faring worse rn than the panthers are going into the playoffs. 4 losses in a row.

[slow violet]

What if...the Panthers beat the Rams again

I'm seeing the vision

[rustic ore]

Would be funny

[rustic ore]

Likely but they're gonna have Love back

[hollow wind]

I don’t think that’d be funny tbh

[dim kettle]

Evan can't have nice things since the WS win

[rustic ore]

We've both lived to see our team's win an SB, just gotta take the shit cause the good was that good

[hollow wind]

I just hate being in the NFC west

[neat radish]

guaranteed a top 10 pick😁

[slow violet]

NFC south has the first team to win a division with an under .500 record twice

[hollow wind]

NFCS specialty

[smoky fable]

No kidding

[smoky fable]

Panthers twice

[smoky fable]

That’s crazy

[hollow wind]

Saints TD

[rustic ore]

Wait Yeti what's your team?

Also holy shit what a catch by Bell on that TD

[neat radish]

Bengals

[rustic ore]

1 handed

Nice

[amber grove]

Onside kick for the game

[rustic ore]

Ball game

ATL wins

[amber grove]

PITTS GOT IT

[rustic ore]

Panthers take the South

Thank you God

[dreamy briar]

im a nyg refugee

[dim kettle]

Now we don't have to waste time

[dreamy briar]

need a new team

[dim kettle]

Go to the UFL

[amber grove]

GOOD LUCK TO THE PANTHERS

FUCK THE AINTS

[desert palm]

Get ready to learn Spanish in Cancun Tampa Bay Buccaneers!

@dim kettle @rustic ore

[dim kettle]

Hog is a Vikings/Titans Fan, but he's already in Cancun

[desert palm]

@honest latch congrats to your Panthers

[desert palm]

All of you with your cross
team situations

[rustic ore]

Brother we live in FL, the better Cuba

In the blood

[sacred kite]

HA the giants won

HAAAAA

[desert palm]

yaaaaaaaaaaassaay…….

[sacred kite]

Sorry man

[desert palm]

There goes the number two number three number four number five and possibly number six draft pick

yaaaay

Thanks cowboys

[simple seal]

PANTHERS TO THE PLAYOFFS

[sacred kite]

Crazy

[rustic ore]

Giants have now dropped from 2 to 5

[slow violet]

Lol that's pretty good

[sacred kite]

Jags on the come up man

All the basement dwellers are eating

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/UrinatingTree/status/2007921922827559251?s=20

UrinatingTree (@UrinatingTree)

The most hilarious outcome possible.

X · Jan 4, 2026, 9:07 PM

[rustic ore]

Texans FG is good

[sacred kite]

Bears, Jags, Panthers,

[hollow wind]

Houston Indianapolis is such a funny matchup atp

Houston with 9 straight wins

colts with 8 straight losses

Or 7 icr

[rustic ore]

Remaining games tonight gonna determine the exact order, but it's mostly set

[dim kettle]

I think the Colts tale was just much sadder

[amber grove]

BIG BOY TOUCHDOWN

FUCK YEAH

[hollow wind]

LOL TEXANS

BIG BOAH

[amber grove]

THE BEST TOUCHDOWN IN THE SPORT

KEVIN HARLAN ON THE CALL

OR NO

Thats the other good one

JJ Watt being on the call is cool

[rustic ore]

Lol, TD at the buzzer for Houston

[amber grove]

Not just a touchdown A BIG BOY TUDDY

[hollow wind]

Think I’m finally sold on DeMeco Ryans

[amber grove]

I was just thinking the exact same thing

[rustic ore]

Finally?

He's been good

[hollow wind]

I never thought he was bad

But I think he might actually be a top coach in the league atp lol

[rustic ore]

Ah

Fair

[hollow wind]

I believe

[rustic ore]

Fun fact, this is the first time since 2007 that the Raiders will have the 1st pick

[dim kettle]

And drafted JaBust

[hollow wind]

That was a great draft for them

[rustic ore]

And unlike Russell, Mendoza actually has a legit reason to go 1st

[dim kettle]

Russell was compared to Big Ben back then

People often forget how good he was in LSU

[hollow wind]

He was a physical specimen that we’d really never seen before. But it should have been obvious that he did not have the character to be the guy in the big league

[dim kettle]

Al Davis really loved him, and the Raiders needed a QB.

[rustic ore]

Especially when you had an actual freak athlete in Megatron right there

[dim kettle]

Do you remember who was the Raiders starter in 2006?

[hollow wind]

At least he’s the marquee guy people bring up when it comes to intangibles being important in draft prospects

“We can reel them in”

But can you really? Lol

[rustic ore]

Was it Campbell or was that before his time there?

[dim kettle]

This guy

Andrew Walter.

[rustic ore]

Ah

Yeah I would never have guessed that lol

[dim kettle]

Now you see why they were picking 1st overall

[slow violet]

Lol it's sad to see but I think TJ is Washed 😭

[hollow wind]

Well I think he’s missed a few games but still

[sacred kite]

The nefarious dry needling:

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/MySportsUpdate/status/2007924556821078466?s=20

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

The #Colts started 7–2.

They traded 2 first-round picks for Sauce Gardner.

They won a game in Berlin to get to 8–2.

Then they finished the season 1–7 and missed the playoffs.

A lot happened in between, but it’s gut-punching — both in the present and the future.

X · Jan 4, 2026, 9:18 PM

[rustic mountain]

You mean the dude who just came back from a collapsed lung????

Jesus H

[rustic ore]

Dude is the Colts were dumb enough to fire him I would be ALL over him

[dim kettle]

I think the context is a lot different for the Colts. Just major bad luck all around

[rustic ore]

Mhm

[haughty kelp]

Panthers are going to playoffs

[dim ledge]

Haha

Fuck you Green Bay

[hollow wind]

FUMBLE

RAMS BALL

[amber grove]

I wonder what the Rams will use our pick on

[rustic ore]

I'd guess OL or DB

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/jdavhill/status/2007926801763569667?s=20

Josh Hill (@jdavhill)

For the first time this decade, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers will not be going to the playoffs.
︀︀
︀︀The streak is over.

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FixupX · Jan 4, 2026, 9:27 PM

[rustic ore]

Love it

[torn gale]

I’m so jealous that people feel happiness when they watch nfl football

[dim kettle]

*Pro Sports

[rustic ore]

At least you have the Knicks

[torn gale]

Top 1 sentences never uttered before 2023

Crazy world we live in now

[rustic ore]

So how many passing yards does Caleb need to set the Bears single season passing record, 110?

And then 270 to be the first 4k they've ever had?

[dim kettle]

We know you're looking forward to Joe Judge's return to NY.

[honest latch]

https://tenor.com/view/undertaker-coffin-just-woke-up-wwe-gif-5289384

[rustic ore]

Seen at least 1 mock draft rn that has us taking Styles, so I'm happy

[dim kettle]

The media is already trying to make it like we should feel bad for them. Give me a break.

[torn gale]

Don’t utter that name in my presence please it’s traumatizing

[fleet orbit]

so the raiders can play to win now

[rustic ore]

Mhm

[torn gale]

They could’ve done that all year

[dim kettle]

Just like the Giants could've lost more.

[rustic ore]

Am curious if they can Pete, I don't think they should be that's just me

Just get him come competent coordinators

[dim kettle]

You know, if Bowles stays and the Glazers award failure, how empty will the stadium get by week 9?

[rustic ore]

Yes

[honest latch]

@amber grove I ain’t ever talked shit about Atlanta or the state of Georgia

[slow violet]

Congrats to panthers fans

[honest latch]

I could kiss Raheem Morris rn

[slow violet]

Is there any panthers fans in here ?

Lol I swear I never seen one

[torn gale]

Right above you

[slow violet]

ahh 🤣

[rustic ore]

Euge is an army of one unless I forgot someone else rocking with the Panthers in here

[torn gale]

I wonder which division has the most fans here

[slow violet]

@honest latch NOBODY BELIEVES IN YOU. It's time for your Beast Quake Moment

[rustic ore]

Has the be the NFCE

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/Erik_Erlendsson/status/2007930320981827928?s=20

Lightning Insider (@Erik_Erlendsson)

Just in case some may have lost track and are now ready to emerge from the NFL season slumber, just a reminder that #GoBolts hit the halfway mark of their season yesterday atop the Eastern Conference standings. #TBLightning #WeAreTheKrewe

X · Jan 4, 2026, 9:41 PM

[slow violet]

I feel like he NFC west

[rustic ore]

Well actually could be a toss up

[honest latch]

We are playing with house money I’m just happy to be along for the ride

[slow violet]

There is a lot of 49ers , Rams and like two/three Seahawks fans including me

[sweet tree]

probably nfc east

[slow violet]

That's actually disgusting if you think about it

[dim ledge]

Theres like 3 Niners fans man lol

[slow violet]

Because that means statistically there are a lot of lurking cowboys fans in here

[dim ledge]

Maybe four

3-4 Niners
4-5 giants
2 pats
2 Tampa
1 cowboys
1 broncos
1 chiefs
3 rams

[torn gale]

Based on the pinned message, it’s the nfc east, afc east = nfc west

Then nfc south

[slow violet]

hmm that sounds about right

[rustic ore]

Also 2 Eagles I believe

[slow violet]

There is NO WAY there is only one cowboy fan in here

[rustic mountain]

Happy to see Will Campbell back

[slow violet]

Lol there is closeted cowboys fans in here for sure

[rustic mountain]

LSU and Pats legend already

[honest latch]

https://fixupx.com/pardonmytake/status/2007921673664946261?s=46&t=NCLaTyMictktFTlqBoWO9A

Pardon My Take (@PardonMyTake)

Panthers team of Destiny

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FixupX · Jan 4, 2026, 9:06 PM

[torn gale]

All my lsu legends are either hurt or going to rivals

When will sports become fun again

[slow violet]

When you learn how to lose properly

[rustic mountain]

Drake Maye is a magician

[torn gale]

Giants don’t do that

The giants way is to put more effort when we can’t make the playoffs

[slow violet]

Thank God for Raheem Morris for ruining the rams draft pick

[rustic mountain]

Flea flicker to Chism babyy

[rustic ore]

From what I can find I think we only have 2 who have been active/somewhat active: Azua and Makamio

[rustic mountain]

Miami likes grabbing facemasks

[hollow wind]

Fate doesn’t talk much here anymore and Turok is pretty scarce too so it’s mostly just me repping the rams most weeks

[dim kettle]

Turok not showing up much like the Clippers in the second round.

[rustic mountain]

Stevenson TD from the wild cat

McDaniels teabagging the Dolphins

[hollow wind]

lol we got lucky there

[amber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/what-huh-confused-serious-seriously-gif-11091271502225692981

Congrats on the Playoffs tho

[hollow wind]

PUKA

OH YOU FUCK

bruuuuuuuh

[smoky fable]

What are the rams doing

[smoky fable]

Makes sense why fate is busy

[dim kettle]

My take from this is IDK how you could fire Jon Gruden after a collapse and an extension but not Bowles.

[hollow wind]

Kyren

[slow violet]

Broncos are already up by ten

WTF chargers what are you doing

[hollow wind]

I mean it’s Trey Lance lol

[slow violet]

they are really giving up the #1 seed the easily

[fleet orbit]

this defense needs alot of work

too slow

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/marshallkramsky/status/2007932203431247971?s=20

Marshall Kramsky (@marshallkramsky)

Ja'Marr Chase is going to Cancun.
︀︀
︀︀#Bengals @WCPO

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FixupX · Jan 4, 2026, 9:48 PM

[honest latch]

I will refrain the shit talk until at least the first CAR v ATL game next year

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/UrinatingTree/status/2007934542842339477?s=20

UrinatingTree (@UrinatingTree)

Trey Lance:

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FixupX · Jan 4, 2026, 9:57 PM

[hollow wind]

Literally

CUT ALL OUR TIGHT ENDS

[trim timber]

[hollow wind]

Bruh

Rams are cold man

If it’s not bad mistakes it’s penalties

Rams have genuinely been their own worst enemy this season

lol Trey McBride hot mic

Enjoy that fine

[smoky fable]

He’s got the money

Boom motherfucker-McBride

[fleet orbit]

bears just look sleepy

[weak gull]

Wish this defense showed up sooner

[fleet orbit]

billings absolutely has been a liability this year

[slow violet]

They got Trevor a Grill

[fleet orbit]

the bears need a fucking red bull bruh

[slow violet]

You know what they need

A powerful half time speech

[fleet orbit]

this is so fucking bad

[slow violet]

It's still winnable

Just need a score here

[fleet orbit]

yeah i know it definitely is but our front needs alot of work if the bears wanna become a perennial nfc power

our best DT prospect from the last drAft class got hurt mid year

the good news is the offense is basically done

DJ is not getting traded i bet

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/BleacherReport/status/2007940600205549959

Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport)

Ja'Marr Chase is going straight to Cancun 😭😂

X · Jan 4, 2026, 10:21 PM

https://fixupx.com/marshallkramsky/status/2007932203431247971

Marshall Kramsky (@marshallkramsky)

Ja'Marr Chase is going to Cancun.
︀︀
︀︀#Bengals @WCPO

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FixupX · Jan 4, 2026, 9:48 PM

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/i/status/2007937251758489655 @sweet tree @dawn tapir I think he wants to go to DC to play with JD again, take care of him if so

JennaLaineESPN (@JennaLaineESPN)

Rachaad White also posted this on IG. He is set to become an unrestricted free agent in March.

X · Jan 4, 2026, 10:08 PM

Good dude

[dim kettle]

A man that knows there won’t be any accountability coming

[rustic ore]

Caleb my guy

Chill out

[slow violet]

so chat if the Raiders win today they still get the #1 pick right?

[smoky fable]

They clinched it

[rustic ore]

Giants were the only team that could've challenged them for it and they won, so Raiders are just playing for the paycheck now

Nah that's turnover on downs

Loveland never secured it

[dim kettle]

This time, they pick a WR with the 1st overall pick

[fleet orbit]

i’m super frustrated i mean why can’t the bears beat guys over the top quarter 1

[slow violet]

https://x.com/Anthony_Rivardo/status/2007871996416458924?s=20

Anthony Rivardo (@Anthony_Rivardo)

Former Giants HC Brian Daboll is being eyed by Tom Brady as a top name for the Raiders' offensive coordinator position, per @ProFootballTalk.

Brady is interested in forming a Patriots reunion with Vikings DC Brian Flores as HC and Daboll as the OC.

X · Jan 4, 2026, 5:49 PM

LOL Flores with a new QB

[rustic ore]

Thought it said new HC and was about to laugh

[slow violet]

"YOU ARE TRASH"
"Well God doesn't think so!" - Mendoza

[rustic ore]

Daboll wouldn't be terrible as their OC though

[smoky fable]

Strong pairing on paper

[slow violet]

LOL Horrible pairing

[smoky fable]

Best defensive mind with a decent offensive guy

[slow violet]

i feel like people forgot how Flores was as a HC

having two hot heads in one building is a horrible idea

[smoky fable]

Not that horrible on the dolphins

He got fired cause he was an ass to people

And hired the wrong offensive guy

[slow violet]

ya thats what im saying

[sacred kite]

Unsportsmanlike conduct bruh

[slow violet]

Two hot heads 😭

[rustic ore]

Counter point, he had a QB forced on him that he didn't want. Would like to think he's not dumb enough to have that issue when seemingly this looks like a clear cut #1 QB class and then a bunch of JAGs

[smoky fable]

Daboll also should be happy with a qb in Fernando

[slow violet]

i think Flores should be the HC

but i think Daboll should not be the OC with him

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/NFL/status/2007943437216325842/mediaViewer?currentTweet=2007943437216325842&currentTweetUser=NFL

NFL (@NFL)

Normal Puka Nacua TD 😅
︀︀
︀︀AZvsLAR on FOX/FOX One
︀︀watch.nfl.com

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FixupX · Jan 4, 2026, 10:33 PM

[dim kettle]

Flores will get another job. I just don’t think he fits the Raiders with a young QB

[fleet orbit]

bears need gordon back or the slot is wide open

[rustic ore]

Sun god sure seems to love playing against Dennis Allen huh?

[fleet orbit]

because bears weakness is slot

[rustic ore]

Plus side they haven't let him score yet, negative side he's damn near at the same yardage total he had the whole game against Chicago in Week 2 and it's only the 1st half

Oh Bates, my pookie. Can't shank that

[slow violet]

https://x.com/YahooSports/status/2007852128031658441?s=20

Yahoo Sports (@YahooSports)

Justin Fields and the Jets are likely to part ways during the offseason after they agreed to a two-year, $40 million contract ($30 million fully guaranteed) last March, per ESPN's Rich Cimini.

Fields being released appears to be the most likely outcome unless a trade

X · Jan 4, 2026, 4:30 PM

[rustic ore]

Watch him go back to the Steelers

[dim kettle]

Who would trade for this dude? lol

[sacred kite]

Birds gonna waste this

[rustic ore]

Are the Commies getting new unis next season?

Hope so

[sacred kite]

Commies desperately need new drip and abother rebrand

[rustic ore]

Redwolves is literally right there for the taking

[sacred kite]

Every time they use their throwback unis it’s so much better

Redwolves would be dope

[dim kettle]

Howl for the Redwolves

[rustic ore]

Unless the furries

[dim kettle]

I mean, the dog pound

[rustic ore]

Should be considered animal abuse to make dogs race on that DC field

[dim kettle]

It’s not even DC. It’s a random location in Maryland

[rustic ore]

Really would like R3 between Chicago and GB but with how the Bears are playing I just don't see it happening rn

[fleet orbit]

i’m just shocked to see colston drops

somehow tho eagles trail at half too

[slow violet]

👀 ITS STILL WINNABLE

we still have 4 innings

[rustic ore]

Nice sack by Dexter

Bad drop by Walker

[smoky fable]

Wow it’s closer now

[rustic ore]

OOF

Pick

[fleet orbit]

you’re killing me boys

[rustic ore]

Caleb you can't throw that up into double coverage

[fleet orbit]

like …. actually killing me

[smoky fable]

Michael Wilson is actually a fucking stud

[fleet orbit]

tbh that’s as much on DJ as it is caleb

[smoky fable]

Rams better cover Tetairoa well when they face him. @slow violet

[rustic ore]

I put more on Caleb for the overthrow

DJ ain't 6'5

[sacred kite]

Birds balllll

[slow violet]

is it mariota?

[smoky fable]

What is Stafford doing

[sacred kite]

Nah Josh Johnson

They dusted him off

[fleet orbit]

like a 3 isn’t the end of the world but the team is playing super poorly

just bears look like they don’t want to play

this is really bad defense

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2007954790354153611

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Source: Colts GM Chris Ballard and HC Shane Steichen officially will return for the 2026 season.

Colts owner Carlie Irsay-Gordon will speak to the media Monday.

X · Jan 4, 2026, 11:18 PM

[fleet orbit]

i get shane but ballard is a bad GM

bears still in this stupid game

[slow violet]

Shane should return

but Chris Ballard fucked this team for years , Why is he coming back 😭

remember the day when you use to get fired as a GM for picking the wrong qb

[fleet orbit]

the sauce trade crapping out i can forgive but not richardson

[smoky fable]

Damn you rams

[smoky fable]

No idea

[fleet orbit]

week 18 is so ass sometimes

[dim kettle]

You know, I thought of something. I think there might be a chance instead of being fired, Bowles may actually retire.

He's 62, if the Glazers want to keep him but make major changes to his coaching staff, would Bowles want to do that at this point? Does he want to start the season with the seat hot?

[rustic ore]

I'm guessing because they didn't want to fuck over a rookie GM by handing him a team with no 1st round pick the until 2028

[rustic mountain]

3 TD Mondre

[smoky fable]

He should still be gone

[rustic ore]

He should

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/rhamondre-stevenson-gif-5747893426178292566

[rustic ore]

Possibly Irsay's daughter didn't want to rock the boat so close to her dad's death

[dim kettle]

it's just for another year. We'll see how good or bad it gets next season

[rustic mountain]

153 total yards, 3 TDs. Mondre and Trey together gonna be nice for the playoffs

Holy shit the Cards took the lead??

[dim kettle]

Sometimes these teams are too patient with GMs. I look at hockey with the Islanders. They kept Garth Snow for over 12 years despite many awful drafts and one playoff series win.

[hollow wind]

lol

[rustic ore]

TD Bears

Caleb to Walker

[rustic mountain]

If the Cardinals beat the Rams, better be giving Maye the MVP

[fleet orbit]

Jahdae wasn’t even drafted !

[dim kettle]

Stafford could always be the MVP for giving.

[rustic ore]

Giants fans begging that lead holds so they go up to 4

[smoky fable]

Rams scored

Good

@hollow wind

Now blow them out so I can say bye to these bums in the coaching staff

[fleet orbit]

let jahdae be wr4 and get rid of zaccheaus

by far the bears worst signing

[hollow wind]

No Davante is definitely hurting our offense but man idk why we’re collapsing this hard

[rustic ore]

I'm pretty sure once the Jets lose they should jump in front of the Titans for the 2nd pick right?

Cause they'll have a weaker SOS?

[fleet orbit]

isn’t mitch trubisky playing rn?

[sacred kite]

Man I really do like Kevin Harlan in the booth

[rustic ore]

He is

[hollow wind]

Yea

[dim kettle]

The Giants are the GOAT for dropping out of a top 4 spot.

[rustic ore]

Bills still steam rolling the Jets

[fleet orbit]

mitch leads all qbs in boobs kissed

if anyone knows the context of what i said it’s hysterical

[rustic mountain]

And the sky is blue

[rustic ore]

Cause he had a tweet in college saying he loved kissing titties

[fleet orbit]

and than he kissed em

[smoky fable]

It’s raiders jets and cardinals if they lose

[rustic ore]

So yeah Jets are gonna jump the Titans

[smoky fable]

Yep

[rustic ore]

Unless the Cards forget the assignment and steal a W

[rustic mountain]

Seattle has the makings of last years vikings

Just a better D

[rustic ore]

Much better D

[rustic mountain]

Can't believe in Darnold til he wins a playoff game

[smoky fable]

Holding call

Fuck man

[rustic ore]

I don't think Seattle is an easy out but we will see

[smoky fable]

Robbed Michael Wilson

[rustic mountain]

I don't think they are easy but I am not totally scared either

But that's the nfc's problem

[smoky fable]

Sorry not hold, blindside block

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/i/status/2007921853705355518

𝙁𝙖𝙡𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝙈𝙪𝙨𝙚 (@ATLFalconsMuse)

Kyle Pitts touchdowns by year:

Year 1: 1
Year 2: 2
Year 3: 3
Year 4: 4
Year 5: 5

THE STREAK LIVES ON

#DirtyBirds

X · Jan 4, 2026, 9:07 PM

The prophecy is true

Lol, Lions wtf was that?

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/NFLonFOX/status/2007960126096064910

FOX Sports: NFL (@NFLonFOX)

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FixupX · Jan 4, 2026, 11:39 PM

[rustic ore]

Catch was impressive but that throw was ridiculous

On the run flicked that shit 60+

[smoky fable]

Insane

[dim kettle]

Maybe he can break Randy Moss's TD record by year 24

[rustic ore]

Question Monster, do you want to move off of Kyler and just have Jacoby as a bridge next year or no?

[smoky fable]

Sacked

[smoky fable]

That Kyler bridge is burnt with this owner now and GM

[rustic mountain]

Kyler shoulda been gone a while ago

[dim kettle]

You have to move on from Kyler.

[smoky fable]

I would keep Jacoby and not waste money paying Malik Willis but these guys are protecting their jobs. @rustic ore

[rustic mountain]

COD boy too busy worried about black ops dropping

[rustic ore]

Since the Raiders are likely out on QB by having the 1st pick I wonder where Kyler ends up, Steelers?

[smoky fable]

Vikings still need a qb

[smoky fable]

Falcons are uncertainty

More than one team

[rustic ore]

They don't have the draft capital to get Kyler

[smoky fable]

He’s not worth a first

[rustic mountain]

Kyler on the Vikings COULD be good tbh

[modest totem]

Bills tuddy

[fleet orbit]

dalman with another low snap issue

[rustic mountain]

Bills oh boy what a team, they totally dont make me super sleepy

[dim kettle]

The Colts. Who knows with Daniel Jones long term. He could be a backup for a team if he has to.

[fleet orbit]

he’s a horrible fit for o connell

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-sleep-bed-fade-out-gif-83913776882148092

[smoky fable]

Better than the other options they have now

[rustic ore]

Denver really not playing like a team that wants the 1 seed rn

They still likely win this game but man

[smoky fable]

This afternoon slot sucks

[modest totem]

I mean they really been like that all season lol

[smoky fable]

If Lafleur can make Malik a bag for his qb play, I think KOC can work with Kyler. @fleet orbit

[modest totem]

Denver just getting by each game

[hollow wind]

Higbee ty

[dim kettle]

The only game that really mattered much was that random Falcons and Saints game. I thank you again, Falcons. Thank you for not making me waste my time.

[modest totem]

Im tired boss. Is it me or is football blah today?

[smoky fable]

Good

[rustic ore]

Oh I don't know if they showed it yet but Caleb set the Bears single season passing yardage record

[smoky fable]

Td rams

Cardinals will be third

[rustic ore]

Very blah, teams selling since it's mostly back ups today

[sacred kite]

Yeah eagles game is boring me though we have the 2 seed on the line

[rustic ore]

@fleet orbit Grats

Uh oh, Moore gimpy

[modest totem]

Rams tuddy

Can't stand the rams fr

[rustic ore]

Big reception to Loveland

[fleet orbit]

thanks !!! feels good to have a franchise qb

it was a lot of trail and error huh

[dim kettle]

but you had Jay Cutl-

[fleet orbit]

he had more DUis than playoff wins

[modest totem]

Off topic but the Elk Refuge in Jackson Hole, Wyoming has a piebald elk and this is v big news.

[rustic ore]

Caleb only needs 75 more passing yards to be the 1st Bears QB to hit 4k in a season ever

[sacred kite]

Nice stop birds

[rustic mountain]

And this game proves my point. Trey Lance was never a starter in this league

[modest totem]

Happy for him

[hollow wind]

What’d we do 😭

[dim kettle]

He never developed worth the shit.

[modest totem]

Nothing specific. Anyways Go Broncos

[smoky fable]

Had Aaron Donald

[rustic mountain]

Best opinion youve had

[rustic ore]

TD Bears

[smoky fable]

Had Stan Kroenke

[rustic ore]

Caleb to Loveland

[fleet orbit]

COLSTON

[smoky fable]

2 points away from tying it up

[fleet orbit]

as ass as the defense is

[slow violet]

Still Winnable Still Winnable

[hollow wind]

Stafford has 45 TD passes lol. He’s definitely MVP

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/2007963360344809720?s=46&t=p7cGuHvykKWdHLCLT_54_A @slow violet Grats

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

Sources: The #Seahawks and star OT Charles Cross have agreed to terms on a 4-year extension worth $104.4M -- $26.1M average per year.

This is the largest non-QB contract in Seattle history. He gets $40.5M in Year 1 in a deal done by agent Saint Omni of @KlutchSports.

X · Jan 4, 2026, 11:52 PM

Got it

Holy shit

[slow violet]

What a great Week

[smoky fable]

Insane bag

[rustic ore]

What a catch

[modest totem]

That was a sweet td to Loveland

[rustic ore]

Tie game

[smoky fable]

So Kenneth Walker is probably gone

Others need extensions too

[slow violet]

depends

[smoky fable]

Like Charbonnet

And Darnold

[modest totem]

Commanders tie it up

[slow violet]

either kenneth or Charbs

one is going

[slow violet]

nah Darnold has 2 more years

[modest totem]

Glad things are picking up 😇

[slow violet]

hes here on a 3 year contrat

[hollow wind]

I’d keep Charbonnet man

He’s a fucking demon

[slow violet]

most are leaning that way

next person getting paid will be JSN

[modest totem]

Bears for 2 was 🤌🏽

[rustic mountain]

2nd seed will be fine. Pats will have the chargers

[smoky fable]

No extension?

[fleet orbit]

@modest totem no one knows how you broncos fans feel more than me this season

[rustic mountain]

And if Denver gets put out we have home field

[rustic ore]

You ask wht you did and then have the GALL to put 67 the message I shared

[slow violet]

we will see thats a problem for another day

[rustic ore]

How dare

[smoky fable]

Ok

[fleet orbit]

kmet is from the state of illinois !

[hollow wind]

Tbf I’m not the rams

[smoky fable]

Just pushes the money out so that’s why I brought it up

[hollow wind]

I’m my own idiot

[slow violet]

right now biggest priority is JSN and seeing if we can get Woolen for a good value

[rustic mountain]

Denver's offense is STINKY

[slow violet]

Woolen probably gone tbh

[modest totem]

How do I apply to be an OT?

[modest totem]

Youre that

[hollow wind]

Stafford’s got 4 daughters bro

[rustic ore]

Put on about 200 lbs of fat and muscle

[smoky fable]

You mentioned fate not being around. Just find it ironic now with the rams thing since you used to be busy around this time. You guys switched places speaking of earlier. @hollow wind

[slow violet]

https://tenor.com/view/jack-scalfani-cooking-with-jack-salmonella-nsfl-exceptional-individual-gif-26633780

[smoky fable]

Rookie numbers to Phil Rivers

[rustic mountain]

Youve watched Bo today right??

[dim kettle]

Number 10 catching a deep ball late in Tampa in 2021.

[hollow wind]

Miss my goat

[smoky fable]

I do too

[modest totem]

Say less

[modest totem]

Ngl I just been on red zone bc errbody was lame

[rustic mountain]

Probably the best call

[rustic ore]

Caleb needs about 74 more passing yards

[slow violet]

Contract is heavily front loaded 75 Million GTD

[rustic ore]

Come on kid

[rustic mountain]

I've had the Broncos on split screen with the Pats

In case we get the 1

[slow violet]

he can do it you know why

Because this game going to overtime baby

[rustic ore]

Drop

[hollow wind]

You probably already qualify to be an OT for the raiders

But so do most people

[modest totem]

Bears fams having the time of their lives rn

[rustic mountain]

Hunter Henry, Klavon Chaisson, and Stefon Diggs all hit incentives

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/MySportsUpdate/status/2007964854578303298?s=20

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

Drake Maye's 2025 NFL regular season is over. His final stats:

- 354/492 (71.9%)
- 4,394 passing yards
- 450 rushing yards
- 35 total TDs
- 8 INTs
- 113.48 passer rating
- 14-3 record

X · Jan 4, 2026, 11:58 PM

[modest totem]

I just want to get paid 😎

[rustic ore]

Big Jamo YAC

[rustic mountain]

MVP

[dim kettle]

Get back to work, Mr. Squidward.

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-maye-drake-mf-maye-gif-14394299788874789270

[modest totem]

Wait i though Diggs hit the chef?

[fleet orbit]

bears can’t defend slots

[rustic mountain]

He is disputing it

[rustic ore]

That's not gonna be handled until the offseason

[rustic mountain]

And he has a court date

[rustic ore]

Just an allegation rn

[rustic mountain]

So he can play according to the league

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/allegedly-michael-jackson-south-park-not-true-thats-what-i-heard-gif-20334482

[rustic mountain]

Like I said tho if he did it, get him gone

[modest totem]

Hahaha allegedly

[rustic mountain]

His court date is during the playoffs

[slow violet]

LOL ARE THE RAIDERS ARE ABOUT TO WIN THIS GAME 😭

This is SO ASS

[rustic mountain]

Not offseason

[modest totem]

Shut up

[rustic ore]

I mean they already have the 1st pick locked up regardless, why not?

[slow violet]

bro its crazy out here

[dim kettle]

I'm just waiting for Diggs to say, "That's ignorant," every time it gets brought up now.

[modest totem]

6-9 Raiders lol

[rustic ore]

Nice

[hollow wind]

Puka isn’t fair man

[modest totem]

Is Shedeur Sanders still on a team?

[hollow wind]

He may have CTE but he’s a baller

[rustic mountain]

Puka has early CTE

[hollow wind]

Browns

[rustic mountain]

Dude is insane

[hollow wind]

He’s ass tho

[modest totem]

Good for him

I never watch the browns ngl

[fleet orbit]

andrew billings has been the worst player on the field today

[modest totem]

Or keep up to date on them

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/NFL/status/2007965885076750448?s=20

NFL (@NFL)

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FixupX · Jan 5, 2026, 12:02 AM

[fleet orbit]

but it’s funny

[rustic ore]

You ready to start hating on Cuban Kirk Cousins?

[modest totem]

Dang i hate both these teams but I love a safety

[hollow wind]

Idk man, I would not count out the rams especially when Davante comes back. I really don’t think we lose to Carolina twice

Rams TD

[sacred kite]

I hope fellow eagles fans watch this game and never complain again

[modest totem]

Cuban Kirk Cousins 😂😂😂😂😂

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/JaguarGator9NFL/status/2007966218561687659?s=20

JaguarGator9 (@JaguarGator9NFL)

The Eagles defensive game plan

X · Jan 5, 2026, 12:03 AM

[rustic ore]

Grounding on Detroit

[amber grove]

GOFF PICKED

[sacred kite]

Second string corners are wildly undisciplined

[rustic ore]

LOL

Tip drill, Byard with the pick

[sacred kite]

These guys can’t handle Fangio lol

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/UrinatingTree/status/2007966667494854910?s=20

UrinatingTree (@UrinatingTree)

If the Eagles piss away the #2 seed due to resting their starters, Sirianni needs to be shredded to hell and back for that decision.

X · Jan 5, 2026, 12:05 AM

[fleet orbit]

this team has taken me through every emotion possible

KEVIN

[rustic ore]

Bears with 3 timeouts and the 2 minute warning to get a game winning FG

[amber grove]

Do the Eagles need the Bears to lose to get the 2 seed?

[sacred kite]

Yeah the eagles are pissing this away for sure but if the bears win it doesn’t matter

[modest totem]

Ohhhhhh!

[sacred kite]

Yeah and us to win

[amber grove]

Yeah Bears not losing

[rustic ore]

LOL, Caleb nearly picked cause Burden bobbled that

[modest totem]

Go bears lol

[sacred kite]

These backups are horrendous

[rustic ore]

Mhm

[amber grove]

Grounding on Caleb

[rustic ore]

That should be grounding

[modest totem]

I wanna watch that interception on replay

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/NFLonFOX/status/2007967130269196421?s=20

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FixupX · Jan 5, 2026, 12:07 AM

[fleet orbit]

fuck man

[modest totem]

Denver so cute in their throwbacks idc idc idc

[hollow wind]

Jets fans really are gods strongest soldiers

[rustic ore]

Goff deep shot, WR got cracked and the ball was popped up, then Byard being Johnny on the spot

[amber grove]

Lions getting the ball back

[hollow wind]

Bears wasted that

Maaan

[rustic ore]

So now the game has to go to OT for Caleb to have a shot at setting the Bears record, or I mean being their first ever 4k yard passer

[fleet orbit]

bears gonna have to punt

[sacred kite]

Denver throwbacks mentioned

[fleet orbit]

not necessarily

but probably

[dim kettle]

A wonderful way of saying the stupidest, masochist fans

[hollow wind]

They feel nothing

[fleet orbit]

eagles are maybe about to be scored on

[sacred kite]

It’s gonna happen

[modest totem]

Everyone goes to overtime!!!! 🎉🎉🎉

[sacred kite]

Damn it sirianni

[fleet orbit]

who said love is rational shadow

[rustic ore]

If Goff has another deep INT then maybe, but he needs 58 yards and there is less than 2 minutes left in a tie game

[rustic mountain]

Washington took the lead

Omfg

[sacred kite]

Stupid

[fleet orbit]

it’s not realistic but it’s doable

[modest totem]

Damn

[rustic mountain]

The eagles about to piss away the 2

[sacred kite]

We’ve slowly been doing it all game

[dawn tapir]

will stafford win the mvp?

[fleet orbit]

i don’t get why the eagles chose to concede the 2

[slow violet]

Pete Carroll is about to be so Triggered

[rustic mountain]

He shouldn't imo

[modest totem]

Boooooo

[sacred kite]

Sirianni and his baffling decisions

[fleet orbit]

raiders still got the 1

[rustic ore]

He could, but I think it should be Maye

[modest totem]

Who you want for mvp?

[slow violet]

lol i guess you don't know the Lore

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-maye-drake-mf-maye-gif-14394299788874789270

[modest totem]

Drake Maye had a year

[slow violet]

Pete is a 9/11 Truther 😭

[rustic mountain]

Drake won his division, leads in most stats besides TD count

[modest totem]

Wut 😂

[hollow wind]

Byron Young hurt

FUCK

Take him out the game

[slow violet]

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/seahawks/2015/01/29/pete-carroll-911-sept-11-truth-movement-truthers/22556683/

[dim kettle]

Jet fans are only the Shamoshans from the DBZA Broly movie. "More Daddy. MORE!"

[slow violet]

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/TomScibelli/status/2007901852579627299 See you say that and then you remember the Giants fans

Tommy Smokes (@TomScibelli)

If the Giants win today they will be 8-30 in their last 38 games. 4 of those 8 wins will have been in Week 17 or 18 when they’re long eliminated from playoff contention and only playing for draft positioning. You really can’t make it up

X · Jan 4, 2026, 7:48 PM

[hollow wind]

Nope Jets still have it worse

Giants fans are just louder

[rustic ore]

They're NY fans, they're ALL loud

[slow violet]

lol jes will always have it worse

[sacred kite]

11 little Kevin Patullos out there

[dim kettle]

The Giants are lucky they're the Miami Marlins of football. The few times they're ever in the playoffs, they bullshit to titles.

[slow violet]

they haven't won a superbowl in 50 years

[hollow wind]

Jets fans that are sophomores in high school or younger have never seen their team in the playoffs

[rustic ore]

Bears player injured

[dawn tapir]

if stafford had a bad game today i would say so but him having this huge game changes things a bit. where i think he edges out maye to win it.

[fleet orbit]

CJGJ hurt

[rustic ore]

CJGJ

Dude acting like he just got shot

[fleet orbit]

oh shit i replied to the wrong thing lol

[dim kettle]

I was just entering Middle School the last time the Jets made the playoffs. I think Ace was still alive in the anime.

[hollow wind]

Lmao

[slow violet]

i meant this lore 😭
#sports message

Bears can Still WIN THIS GAME

just need 1 stop

[rustic mountain]

I disagree

Stafford didnt even win his division

[fleet orbit]

they do but if they don’t they get the 2 if the eagles lose either way

[rustic mountain]

And only leads in TDs

[hollow wind]

It’s the best division in football tbf lol

[rustic mountain]

Also fuck LA

[sacred kite]

“Who mentioned 9/11??”

[rustic ore]

CJGJ walking off, his arm/shoulder looks like it's being stabilized

[sacred kite]

Hmm torn labrum calling it

[rustic ore]

Lions in FG range

[modest totem]

Dang

[slow violet]

its over

[hollow wind]

Brissett sacked on 4th down

That’s game

[slow violet]

@fleet orbit time to pull our the voodoo dolls, the prayer circle

[fleet orbit]

at this point bears gonna still get the 2 but i don’t like the bears d line rn

[rustic ore]

Bears only hold onto the 2 if Philly also loses

[fleet orbit]

correct

[slow violet]

i think Eagles lose here

so they got lucky

lol Honestly chat i don't get the point of the second seed, i liked when two teams had bye weeks

[sacred kite]

Feel that lol

[slow violet]

lol like What benefit do you get from having the 2nd seed at all

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/FOS/status/2007969450088403070?s=20

Front Office Sports (@FOS)

An era ends in Buffalo.

After 53 seasons, the Bills have played their final regular-season home game at Highmark Stadium. Next season, they move into their $2.1 billion new home.

X · Jan 5, 2026, 12:16 AM

[rustic ore]

Speaking of

[amber grove]

HARLAN IS CALLING BOTH GAMES AGAIN

[sacred kite]

Extra home game iirc?

[amber grove]

IT'S A WEEK 18 MIRACLE

[slow violet]

https://tenor.com/view/pete-carroll-shocked-omg-wtf-whatthehell-gif-6227056

[dim kettle]

That's a funny baseball score.

[fleet orbit]

if it went back to 6 packers miss the playoffs so that’s cool

[rustic ore]

You get to face the 7 seed

[slow violet]

man seeds are just a construct

once your in the Dance, Seeds don't matter anymore

[rustic ore]

Let's not forget the extra home game isn't guaranteed, as the Cowboys proved a couple years ago when they got shit stomped by the Packers a couple years ago

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/TomPelissero/status/2007969646058807330?s=20

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

With Denver on the verge of beating the Chargers, the AFC playoff seeding and wild-card matchups will look like this:

🏈 No. 1 Broncos (bye)

🏈 No. 7 Chargers at No. 2 Patriots

🏈 No. 6 Bills at No. 3 Jaguars

🏈 No. 5 Texans at No. 4 Ravens/Steelers winner

X · Jan 5, 2026, 12:17 AM

[hollow wind]

Lions win

[sacred kite]

Yeah it’s whatever lol

[rustic ore]

Ball game, Lions win

[slow violet]

and just like that , the Chargers are first round exits 😭

Bills Jags gonna be HUGE HUGE

who can make polls here, lets get a Poll who wins tonight

[dim kettle]

Tie

[fleet orbit]

that sucks , we gotta beat detroit next year

[rustic mountain]

Philly keeps the 2 no matter what

[fleet orbit]

no if the eagles lose bears get the 2 due to the tiebreaker

[sacred kite]

Wait didn’t we have to win?

[rustic mountain]

Oh my bad

I misunderstood

[sacred kite]

Yeah GB woulda been tie breaker

[smoky fable]

Swept but you guys still might get the tiebreaker

The 2 seed

[sacred kite]

No longer might this games done

[slow violet]

bears get the 2 i think

[sacred kite]

Pick six or turnover please

[fleet orbit]

packers bears , eagles niners , rams panthers

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/YahooSports/status/2007970374491742581?s=20

Yahoo Sports (@YahooSports)

RAMS CLINCH THE NO. 5 SEED IN THE NFC AND WILL FACE THE PANTHERS IN THE WILD CARD ROUND 🐏

X · Jan 5, 2026, 12:20 AM

I'm sure the Rams will take care of the Panthers in Charlotte and nothing will go wrong.

[slow violet]

LOL THE PANTHERS CAN DO THE FUNNIEST THING

[dim kettle]

Again?

[slow violet]

LOL exactly

https://tenor.com/view/iasip-its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-charlie-wildcard-car-gif-17202047

[fleet orbit]

honestly Ben Johnson has to figure out detroit next season

[rustic mountain]

If the Panthers beat the Rams that would probably be the biggest upset the playoffs could have

[fleet orbit]

bears only went 2-4 in the division sadly

[rustic ore]

Eagles out of timeouts

Gonna have about a minute to try and score a TD

[dim kettle]

I'm very grateful now that the Bucs didn't make it. Seeing the Rams face a Bowles defense again would provide trauma for me only fixed by therapy.

[slow violet]

LOL MAN FUCK NEXT SEASON

We in Wild Card Now

[fleet orbit]

oh for sure bears just gotta get ready for playoffs !

[rustic ore]

53 seconds from their own 28-ish?

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/UrinatingTree/status/2007971339056054670?s=20

UrinatingTree (@UrinatingTree)

If only the Giants had lost this week...

X · Jan 5, 2026, 12:24 AM

[dawn tapir]

[rustic mountain]

Nick Sirriani is a dumbass

[smoky fable]

If the browns didn’t win those games

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/BleacherReport/status/2007968864211206228 @robust grotto

Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport)

The Jets have done the unthinkable and gone the entire regular season without an INT 🤯

X · Jan 5, 2026, 12:14 AM

Grats

[smoky fable]

They would have been the first pick

[sacred kite]

Well

That’s it

[dim kettle]

Reminder that this is a defensive-minded coach!

[fleet orbit]

so the nfc is set

[slow violet]

he didn't come to fix the defense, he came to fix the vibes....he didn't fix the vibes but he will SOON

[rustic ore]

Eagles get away with grounding

But no flag

Oh well

[rustic mountain]

Eagles losing

[rustic ore]

Sack

Ball game

[sacred kite]

Bro

[rustic mountain]

SF vs Philly

[fleet orbit]

it’s official

bears packers 3

[rustic ore]

Von Miller with the game ender

[sacred kite]

Thanks Sirianni

[slow violet]

ooh thats a big big matchup

[smoky fable]

Eagles fumbled the 2 seed

[slow violet]

BIG BIG matchup

[rustic mountain]

SF gonna bounce the Eagles

[sacred kite]

No I’m seeing this 100%

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2007971970584100904?s=20

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

NFC playoff picture is official:

🏈Packers (7) @ Bears (2)
🏈49ers (6) @ Eagles (3)
🏈Rams (5) @ Panthers (4)

Bye: Seattle Seahawks

X · Jan 5, 2026, 12:26 AM

[dawn tapir]

Josh johnson gets a win in 2026 over the eagles no less.

[sacred kite]

Just start your starters man get the two seed

[slow violet]

if the Bears can't beat the Fucking packers without Micah Parsons, They don't deserve to be Here

[sacred kite]

D U M B

[amber grove]

CINEMA

[fleet orbit]

jaguars bills , pats chargers , texans jaguars

[dim kettle]

I sure hope the Eagles don't pull a Phillies in a very important moment of a playoff game to do something very funny.

[sacred kite]

Look I trust the eagles d line in pass rush but we’ve been horrible against the run. CMC will eat us alive

[sweet tree]

nice W for DC I guess

[fleet orbit]

i honestly think the bears can still gash the packers interior line down the run

[slow violet]

Alright fuck it Poll who wins tonight

1. 👷 Steelers
2. 🐦‍⬛ Ravens

[rustic ore]

So we got Chargers at the Pats, Bills at the Jags, and now we're waiting to see who the Texans play between the Steelers and Ravens

[fleet orbit]

ravens

[smoky fable]

The giants could have had the number one pick

They really could have had it

[sacred kite]

Trading that pick for a rebuilding team is huge

[slow violet]

is Lamar playing today?

[dim kettle]

https://youtu.be/xFQ8o53iHic

[sacred kite]

But I love how the giants will giant

[slow violet]

true

[fleet orbit]

if lamar is somewhat healthy i got the ravens

[rustic ore]

Bears vs Packers rubber match

Love it

[dim kettle]

Giants next HC. Todd Bowles!

[rustic ore]

If only

[slow violet]

GIANTS NEXT HC Tomlin

Dart is basically big ben anyway

[rustic ore]

Keep him away from public restrooms

[trim timber]

And motorcycles

[dim kettle]

Or local bars

[dawn tapir]

Steelers if they can shut down henry tonight. Plus isn't TJ watt returning for them as well and the steelers win more when he is available.

[rustic ore]

That's a drop sadly

Nearly had a TD catch of the year

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/snyjets/status/2007973162596638967?s=20

Jets Videos (@snyjets)

"I let the players down. I let the organization down. That burns me. It really does."
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︀︀- Aaron Glenn

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FixupX · Jan 5, 2026, 12:31 AM

[rustic ore]

Call me crazy, I hope they don't 1 and done him

I like him

Everyone knew the Jets would be ass this year

It's a rebuild

Give him a QB and see what happens

[rustic mountain]

Yes please keep Aaron Glenn

[dim kettle]

The problem is you can like him as a person but it doesn't take away the fact that there isn't any positives for him going into next season.

[rustic mountain]

Please. Please do.

[sweet tree]

lol eagles play niners, alright I guess that win makes it nicer

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2007974032969548153

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

The AFC playoff picture:

🏈Chargers (7) at Patriots (2)
🏈Bills (6) at Jaguars (3)
🏈Texans (5) at Steelers/Ravens (4)

Bye: Denver Broncos

X · Jan 5, 2026, 12:34 AM

[azure seal]

Tonights result....

1️⃣ Tomlin BS's his way to the offseason again

2️⃣ Lamar Jackson wins by doing literally nothing

balkancowboy · Jan 5, 2026, 12:35 AM

[rustic ore]

Niners have the chance to do the funniest thing ever and dogwalk the Eagles in the playoffs

Broncos officially lock up the 1 seed

[smoky fable]

The one thing good to happen

[dim kettle]

My hope for a Niners SB run tear it's ACL and will be out for the year.

[rustic ore]

So we get Chargers at NE, Bills at the Jags, and now we're just waiting to see whether Houston plays at the Steelers or Ravens

[dim ledge]

If we're out Bethune and Winters its curtains for us lol

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/UnderdogNFL/status/2007974174233686080

Underdog NFL (@UnderdogNFL)

2026 NFL Draft top 18 order, per @tankathon:

1. Raiders
2. Jets
3. Cardinals
4. Titans
5. Giants
6. Browns
7. Commanders
8. Saints
9. Chiefs
10. Bengals
11. Dolphins
12. Cowboys
13. Rams (via Falcons)
14. Bucs
15. Jets (via Colts)
16. Ravens
17. Lions
18. Vikings

X · Jan 5, 2026, 12:35 AM

14. @rustic ore

[rustic ore]

Could potentially be Minters last game as Chargers DC, I imagine he'll be one of the hotter HC candidates

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/chris-godwin-gif-23231112

I'll take it

I just want an ILB

Badly

[smoky fable]

Sonny styles

[rustic ore]

Please

I would HAPPILY take him since Reese is a top 10 lock

[dim kettle]

All to never develop because Licht can only get a AWJ and Vea every 5 years.

[rustic ore]

Good thing it's been 5 years since AWJ was drafted so we're due

[dim kettle]

The Bucs are always good at drafting starters and almost never stars on defense.

So Licht, when's the Maxx Crosby trade?

[fleet orbit]

bears only had 60 rushing yards

bears gotta get the run game going better next week, new season

[slow violet]

i can't actually think of a better way to start the playoffs

than knocking off your rival

like the bears have a golden opportunity here

[fleet orbit]

not at all, this city and suburb would party

i expect bears saturday night , eagles sunday night , rams panthers monday night

[slow violet]

a lot of Cardinals fans are hating on MHJR 😭

i would love for him to join our team

[dim kettle]

Now that the Bucs season is over, I can run the fact that the Miami Hurricanes are actually making a deep run in the playoffs for the first time in 20+ years into the ground!

[slow violet]

ya the only reason i found out was because Michael was Tweaking on the field again 😭

[dim kettle]

Get that belt out

https://youtu.be/BdCqJMnpSOM

[fleet orbit]

he needs a timing based qb MHJ would feast with a guy like jared goff

[slow violet]

MHJR would feat witha. guy like Sam Darnold

[fleet orbit]

i think so too

[slow violet]

[fleet orbit]

no fuck you steelers stop stealing from da pope

[dim ledge]

For anyone who hasn't

I meant postseason but you get it

[slow violet]

tomlin has secured his 9 wins

Only god can save the steelers now

[fleet orbit]

god is like bitch i’m the standard

[slow violet]

Tomlin looks up in the sky and god says

"The Standard is the Standard"

[fleet orbit]

lord forgive me for I have standard

[amber grove]

Am I crazy for sayin that Glenn should be fired and he's just a good coordinator not a good HC?

[dim ledge]

Saleh argument

Which isn't to discredit or argue that point

But just that it's the same thing

Though if Saleh is any proof of that and the jets got exponentially worse after he got fired....

[amber grove]

LETS GO RAVENS

[slow violet]

I actually think Glenn can be a good HC

I still am under.the feeling that every HC should be given 3 years Minimum unless the players just turn on him

Like a Nathaniel hackett situation

[hollow wind]

Yeah that’s technically not a blindside block

[amber grove]

4TH DOWN TOUCHDOWN

[slow violet]

LOL are you sure the priest didn't bless the wrong endzone 😭

[hollow wind]

Ez

Eaaaaasy

[slow violet]

Its so Over 😭

[fleet orbit]

i hope it is

fuck rodgers

[slow violet]

Standard is the Standard

[fleet orbit]

go ravens

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/2007989480691831061

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

The #Falcons have fired coach Raheem Morris, moving on after two frustrating seasons and doing so despite the impressive close to the season, per The Insiders.

Atlanta starts over again.

X · Jan 5, 2026, 1:36 AM

@amber grove

Fontenot gone or nah?

[fleet orbit]

@amber grove let’s goooooooo

[smoky fable]

@rustic ore

One domino falls

[slow violet]

Lol wtf there is no reason to fire him

[dim ledge]

NYG bound

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-laugh-four-gif-7446278225827837893

Very unexpected

[smoky fable]

It was the right move

[slow violet]

The falcons were actually playing well

[rustic ore]

It was but I was hoping they’d keep him for another year

[fleet orbit]

after it was too late

[slow violet]

Who do they replace him with ?

[amber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-gif-22187898

[smoky fable]

Klint Kubiak

[amber grove]

BEAT THE AINTS AND RAHEEM FIRED

WHAT A DAY

[hasty mesa]

Black Monday has begun

Early

@amber grove how you feeling

[amber grove]

Ecstatic

[hasty mesa]

No.

I’m so pissed today lol

[slow violet]

The falcons should release Penix too just to make @amber grove year

[rustic ore]

I see you woke up and chose violence

[hasty mesa]

14 game loss streak to Dallas

And all you had to do was lose one more time

[slow violet]

Lol nah fuck that your gonna draft another guard or receiver and like it

[hasty mesa]

Now we can’t trade down

[fleet orbit]

giants still go top 5

[hasty mesa]

We’re drafting Carnell Tate or praying Downs falls

[slow violet]

That's what you think

[smoky fable]

Downs is probably there

Titans won’t take him

[hasty mesa]

Oh shit

[smoky fable]

Cardinals won’t either

[hasty mesa]

Falcons fired GM

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/2007991134564590066?s=46

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

The #Falcons have also fired GM Terry Fontenot. A clean sweep.

X · Jan 5, 2026, 1:42 AM

[slow violet]

Lol bro this defense is COOKED

[hasty mesa]

Falcons are blowing this shit up

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/jjones9/status/2007990966066811224

Jonathan Jones (@jjones9)

The Falcons have also fired GM Terry Fontenot, source tells @NFLonCBS

X · Jan 5, 2026, 1:42 AM

[hasty mesa]

Blank has had it

[fleet orbit]

browns fucked up badly too

[slow violet]

Had of what lol it's only been 2 years

[hasty mesa]

Paying Kirko

[amber grove]

PLEASE

[smoky fable]

This is what the giants should have done

[slow violet]

Oooooonghat would of been ass catch

C'mon Zay your a pro bowler

[hasty mesa]

Schoen is staying which makes no sense but it has to be Mara health related

[slow violet]

You gotta catch that shit

[smoky fable]

That cancer that John Mara has might have set them back though in firing Schoen

[hasty mesa]

No strength to do a full regime change

[smoky fable]

It 100% is health related

[amber grove]

I thank Terry I think he's solid he just had 2 straight idiots at HC

[smoky fable]

It’s shit

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/fresh-prince-of-bel-air-gif-25068706

[hasty mesa]

The family too focused on John dying

[smoky fable]

He’s involved with that with Blank though

Fell on the sword

The hiring process

[hasty mesa]

I hope tomorrow I wake up to Joe Schoen fired

Although unlikely

[slow violet]

Lol it's so OVER 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hahahahahah

They are gonna get blown out

[hasty mesa]

Now I need Balk to end Philly’s season

[slow violet]

Is TJ playing ? Where is he

[hasty mesa]

Then I can rest

[rustic ore]

Sack

Herbig

[slow violet]

Herbig ?

[rustic ore]

Fuck discord mobile

Lol

I can’t even add it to my dictionary

[slow violet]

Sacked out of field goal range

[fleet orbit]

how confident are we rodgers retires

[slow violet]

50%

[fleet orbit]

i’m at 98.95% yes

[slow violet]

I'm 100% confident he gonna drag it out and make it throughout the offseason

And people are gonna take pics of him at the beach like last time

[smoky fable]

Rams get their DC back in Morris though if Chris Shula goes. @hollow wind

[fleet orbit]

what do the jets do at 2?

[fleet orbit]

j think that’s true

The ravens get a huge stop

[slow violet]

I don't think he got that

LOL

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[amber grove]

Cant believe Blank pulled the trigger

[slow violet]

Who are you going to replace him with ?

[fleet orbit]

falcons are possibly a better job than the giants

at worst 2nd best job on market

[slow violet]

Lol they have no QB

Giants at least have their QB