sports

[rustic ore]

Maybe Demarcus Lawrence?

[tender hornet]

My broadcast is bugging and it sound like I have satan himself commenting lmao

[rustic ore]

And even then it’s mild dislike at worst

[amber grove]

Wouldnt call Troy that he's close tho

[sacred kite]

Yeah you’re cooking

[desert palm]

@simple seal @rustic ore @dim kettle
ACTUAL WINTER MEETINGS NEWS!!!!

https://x.com/tbtimes_rays/status/1998241115959677077?s=46

Marc Topkin (@TBTimes_Rays)

Hearing #Rays are closing in on a deal with LHP Steven Matz. Pitched parts of 11 seasons with #Mets, #BlueJays, #StLCards, #RedSox. Has a 60-62, 4.19 career mark. Is pending physical. May be a 2-year deal if consummated.

X · Dec 9, 2025, 3:59 AM

[rustic ore]

Joe Buck used all those hair transplants to hide his horns

[desert palm]

It’s not crazy, but it is something

[tender hornet]

Insanely low grumbling sound is all I'm hearing can't even make out what they're saying it sound like the devil himself 💀

[rustic ore]

Are you watching online?

If so just refresh

[sacred kite]

If the eagles win it’s bc the chargers lost

[amber grove]

"HE WAS DRILLED FROM BEHIND" WHAT

[tender hornet]

Yeah I am

[fleet orbit]

thanks i tried !

i feel like if the bears stay good the loathing will be loud

[sacred kite]

[rustic ore]

Yeah that happens sometimes, just refresh

[tender hornet]

I'd get a trillion porn ads 😔
(I'm pirating this)

[amber grove]

I can't hate on Jordan Davis that's my favorite Dawg

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-my-star-trek-gif-19129737

[tender hornet]

Watching with my little sister so 💀

[fleet orbit]

honestly the broncos rivalry against normal victories is the most intense one

[sacred kite]

Sack!!!

[sacred kite]

Massive human being

[amber grove]

I got greedy smh

[rustic ore]

He looks great post weight loss

[amber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/jordan-davis-gif-23865260

[tender hornet]

I am behind behind I think

Only now got the sack

[amber grove]

CAN THE CHARGERS STOP A PUNT RETURN?

Could've sworn the Falcons game was over

[tender hornet]

Bro I have espn+ too, I didn't want to pirate this game 🫩

Why did they remove it

[sacred kite]

@fleet orbit Have a coworker that was an AT at Rutgers who worked with Monongai, said he was really good dude and wild smart

[amber grove]

They locking up Devonta yet can't stop AJ ffs LA

[fleet orbit]

i love to hear that ! he’s tough as nails

[dim kettle]

2 years instead of one. Truly not a Rays move

[fleet orbit]

we’ll get the packers next time !

[desert palm]

This would’ve been crazy if this was after the 2021 season lol

[fleet orbit]

Kyle refuses to let anyone tackle him he’s a bowling ball

[amber grove]

Whoever picked Kevin Harlan for national games on radio is a legend

GUARD AJ BROWN WHAT THE FUCK

[tender hornet]

If the eagles pull this off...

Nope it's the hope that kills you

FIRE KEVIN PATULLO

[stiff coyote]

CAN SOMEONE PLS HELP HERBERT!!!!

[fleet orbit]

he’ll get fired in the offseason

[stiff coyote]

7FUCKING SACKS

[fleet orbit]

apparently no

[amber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/football-is-back-baby-yes-proud-happy-gif-14826044

[tender hornet]

AJ BROWN

[fleet orbit]

his o line is decimated with injuries

[tender hornet]

Had that db on skates lmao

[fleet orbit]

i love khalil mack always !

[amber grove]

Went for it all 😂

Chargers one more stop

[fleet orbit]

my coworker is a chargers fan

[amber grove]

He will be happy tomorrow

[slow violet]

I honestly never met a chargers fan

[tender hornet]

I've met one I think...

Not sure

[fleet orbit]

i’ve never in my personal life met a texans fan

[slow violet]

I feel like most of em left after San Diego move

[rustic ore]

Bad drop AJ

[tender hornet]

Damn AJ

[rustic ore]

Shouldn’t have tried double clutching that

[tender hornet]

Oof

[amber grove]

https://x.com/i/status/1998216276213404024
@desert palm huh

Talkin’ Baseball (@TalkinBaseball_)

Aroldis Chapman plans to pitch for Great Britain in the 2026 World Baseball Classic if the Red Sox grant him permission to do so, per @francysromeroFR

X · Dec 9, 2025, 2:20 AM

[rustic ore]

Smith

Come on man

[fleet orbit]

the meanest boss i ever had was a broncos fan

[rustic ore]

Butterfingers

[tender hornet]

Can we stop getting to the line with 5 seconds on the play clock please.

[sacred kite]

What the hell was that

[amber grove]

ONLY NEED A FIELD GOAL LA

OR WIN IT NOW

[rustic ore]

19-16 Philly

[tender hornet]

Let's go defense please

One more stop

[fleet orbit]

i’ve never in my life met a raiders fan

[amber grove]

2 minute warning and a timeout cause Devonta is bad at doing his job

[sonic aurora]

are you guys eagles or chargers

[amber grove]

Need 40-45 yards Herbert time to cook

[dim ledge]

Mentally fit

[fleet orbit]

i would be content either way

[rustic ore]

I’m a fan of a Glock to my noggin

[tender hornet]

Met: pats, bills, giants, texans, broncos, cardinals, ravens, steelers, eagles, panthers, chiefs that's all I can remember rn

[fleet orbit]

the chargers deserve a dynasty with those uniforms

[tender hornet]

Go birds baby

[rustic ore]

Spanos doesn’t deserve anything good

[tender hornet]

We will lose tho I kinda accept that

[rustic ore]

He fucked over SD

[sonic aurora]

ooohhh

[amber grove]

WHY ARE THEY THROWING 15+ YARD THROWS

HARBAUGH HELLO

[fleet orbit]

i have to say for some reason all the patriots fans i met in real life were bad people

[tender hornet]

I hope kevin patullo gets fired to the moon

[rustic ore]

Cooper lock down

[rustic ore]

Boston Massholes

[tender hornet]

And I hope that positivity bunny gets brutally assaulted by some wild eagles fans

[rustic ore]

Nuff said

[amber grove]

Exciting whites WR/CB matchup

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/wijn-wine-wine-day-wijnglas-wineglass-gif-13589959

[sonic aurora]

is there another game going on besides eagles vs chargers

[amber grove]

I'm shocked Ladd has had a slow game

[sacred kite]

Was there any update on Adoree?

[tender hornet]

I know some pretty nice pats fans

[tender hornet]

Nah it's a primetime game

[amber grove]

Need 10 yards in 2 plays

[sonic aurora]

ohhh

[fleet orbit]

i’m sure !! honestly all fandoms have good people

browns fans are the funniest

[tender hornet]

Will dicker the kicker come up clutch

He used to play for the eagles actually

In 2022

[desert palm]

Apparently, his paternal grandfather lived in Jamaica before moving to Cuba when Jamaica was still a country under British control

[tender hornet]

Jake Elliot was out for a game or two

[sacred kite]

I forget the browns in the playoffs was like 2 years ago

[slow violet]

If the chargers lose this game

[amber grove]

FLAG

[desert palm]

That’s legit the reason

[slow violet]

Idk how you can say he Herbert top 5

[tender hornet]

With Joe flacco right

[rustic ore]

Lol

[amber grove]

THERE IT IS

[rustic ore]

DPI

[tender hornet]

I'm still on the ad break wtf 🫩

[sacred kite]

BEUH

[tender hornet]

FUCKKKKKK

[sacred kite]

BRUH

AHHHHH

[sacred kite]

Yeah I think the Texans cooked them that year

[amber grove]

30 yards away from good field goal range

[sonic aurora]

are football players short and stubby?

[desert palm]

You are a chargers fan?

[rustic mountain]

Some are I guess

[tender hornet]

Hell naw big eagles fan

[sacred kite]

For the most part no but you get some

[desert palm]

Ohhh

I was getting confused by your comments

[amber grove]

15 more

[rustic mountain]

Nice run

[tender hornet]

Big eagles fan, but I have lost trust in this team so

Most likely we'll lose

[amber grove]

Game tied at minimum now

[rustic mountain]

Good ol Keenan Allen

[desert palm]

Are you also a Phillies fan?

[tender hornet]

No

[amber grove]

Eagles don't know what a QB spy is 😂

[tender hornet]

Red sox fan, eagles fan, don't watch basketball or hockey

[rustic mountain]

Red Sox and Eagles

Interesting combo

[desert palm]

You’re just as interesting

[amber grove]

Chip shot field goal now

[desert palm]

With Patriots and Blue Jays

[tender hornet]

I hated the pats and my uncle is from philly so I chose them

[rustic mountain]

I can't say much, I am a Pats and Blue Jays fan

Fair enough

[tender hornet]

It was innnn 2020 I believe

The eagles were shit that year

[desert palm]

Ah hah

I’ll keep that in mind that you are a Red Sox fan

[fleet orbit]

i know a guy whose a pacers rams padres and mississippi state fan

[desert palm]

All I got to say is one thing

[rustic mountain]

We all live different lives

[tender hornet]

I don't watch too many of their games, so definitely more of a casual fan for baseball, the long season tires me out, it's hard to feel invested in an individual game when there are 161 more

But that's just my opinion lol

[amber grove]

Chip shot come on Dicker

[rustic mountain]

The individual games in the reg season can be meaningful but it is diluted due to the length

But the playoffs are so much more concentrated

It makes it worth it

[rustic ore]

OT it is then

[tender hornet]

Defense did good keeping them out of the end zone

[tender hornet]

Gotta be up at 6:15 tomorrow oh well

[fleet orbit]

this game is the raiders titans of jaguars texans

[tender hornet]

Who needs sleep anyway

[fleet orbit]

i’ll stay up for this shit show

[tender hornet]

Playoffs are fun, watching the yankees beat us was painful as fuck ngl

I hate the blue jays too I was really rooting for the Dodgers

[fleet orbit]

game 7 2016 i thought i was legit gonna die

[desert palm]

https://x.com/talkinyanks/status/1973939860944961537?s=46

Talkin' Yanks (@TalkinYanks)

CAM SCHLITTLER MASTERCLASS

X · Oct 3, 2025, 2:35 AM

[rustic mountain]

It's okay I hate the red sox so feeling is mutual

[desert palm]

@tender hornet Not sorry

[fleet orbit]

my blood pressure was replaced with a bang energy drink

[rustic mountain]

Hopefully you can admit tho it was fun watching us knock the Yankees out the playoffs

In their house

[fleet orbit]

yeah this is definitely the raiders titans of jaguars texans

[slow violet]

Jalen has 3 ints and a fumble

[desert palm]

@rustic mountain @tender hornet now we actually have the entire AL East in this server

[slow violet]

Jesus Christ

[tender hornet]

I didn't watch that because I hated both teams so I would just be sad at whatever happens 😭

[desert palm]

How I felt about the World Series for the most part

[rustic mountain]

The Yankees are always my number one hate

[tender hornet]

Ot is is!

[desert palm]

Although the games were very fun to watch

[rustic mountain]

I was wanting the red sox to win the wild card

But belt to ass against the Yankees was great

[tender hornet]

Yall should find a more dedicated red sox fan lol 💀

[desert palm]

Not in this server

Honestly, I didn’t even know you were a Red Sox fan

Ohhhh lucky guy btw

[tender hornet]

First season I watched the red sox they got whooped 32-4 or something by the blue jays thats was fun 🥀

[fleet orbit]

i’m ready for next season let’s go cubs!

[amber grove]

COME ON CHARGERS

[rustic mountain]

I rewatch those highlights time to time

that was great

[tender hornet]

My tv still on demon mode who has ball first?

[desert palm]

@tender hornet First MLB team to have an official one piece Collab was the Red Sox and they did it twice

[tender hornet]

I never want to think of that game again but it haunts me

[desert palm]

However, the one with a special animation was the Dodgers

[tender hornet]

3rd worst sports game I've ever experienced

[fleet orbit]

one piece being in the periphery of all these north american sports leagues is pretty dope to see

i dun knew one piece was lit as fuck

[desert palm]

I’m so happy that things like this are now mainstream for the most part

[fleet orbit]

i’m surprised it wasn’t earlier

i mean anime was kind of a you’re in or your out when i was younger

[tender hornet]

#1 super bowl loss to the chiefs
#2 bucs loss in the playoffs 2023
#3 that

[amber grove]

Chargers need to get points whatever you do don't turn it over

HERBERT COOKING

[tender hornet]

Yeah I keep wanting to go to those collabs but the ticket prices are always through the roof for those 😔

Alright LOCK IN DEFENSE

[fleet orbit]

oh i bet

[rustic mountain]

I never really want to go to an OP collab

[fleet orbit]

i can imagine that would be a pretty penny

[rustic mountain]

I love One Piece, I love sports, but I am not the type of dude who likes the crossover

[tender hornet]

Already saving up for the world cup in the summer so 😓

Eagles can't stop the run

[fleet orbit]

OH shit how much ?!!!

[fleet orbit]

besides the greatest work of fiction ever … kingdom hearts 😏😏😏😏

kingdom hearts is so absurd that it’s fun as hell

[amber grove]

GONNA NEED ONE MORE GOATED KICK HERE DICKER

[fleet orbit]

i am very afraid for herbert every time he gets tackled

[tender hornet]

Goood

Good tackle

4rd and seven

3rd*

Lmao

YES

[amber grove]

Need a pick or a fumble to end it

[rustic mountain]

It's more I don't like promotional crossovers. To me, it cheapens the experience of both things and feels hollow

[amber grove]

Or a stop

TIME TO CHOKE HURTS

[tender hornet]

Alright

I have not much trust in this offense

BUT

WE'RE GONNA WIN

I BELIEVE

LET'S FUCKING GO HURTS

WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR US

[amber grove]

HARBAUGH DEFENSE TIME

[slow violet]

Oh my fucking days

LOL

[amber grove]

2nd down

[tender hornet]

Watch the dumbest play ever happen to end the game

[slow violet]

WTF was that lol

[fleet orbit]

i still respect him

but this is one is on hurts tonight more then the coaching staff

[slow violet]

LOL

You gotta be kidding me

[fleet orbit]

chargers better beat the damn chiefs next weekend

what if this ends in a fucking tie

[tender hornet]

DEVONTA SMITH

LET'S GO

Nothing for saquon there

[slow violet]

YOU GOTTA CATCH THAT

YOU GOTTA CATHC IT AJ

[dim ledge]

so based and correct

[fleet orbit]

eagles should go for it for sure

[desert palm]

I would play conservatively and go for a field goal

[slow violet]

what crossover?

[desert palm]

It’s only about 50 yard it shouldn’t be too difficult

[tender hornet]

Broooo

[tender hornet]

I don't know how much I trust Elliott

[desert palm]

I guess

[slow violet]

...... you gotta be kidding me

LA

[fleet orbit]

chargers wtf are yall doin

[slow violet]

YOU FUCKING IDIOT

https://tenor.com/view/how-stupid-are-you-mr-conners-south-park-s13e10-wtf-gif-22807085

[fleet orbit]

this is gonna be a fucking tie i just know it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[slow violet]

please no

[fleet orbit]

if i’m the eagles i just go for the win , cowboys lost this week , chargers have more to lose

[tender hornet]

LET'S GOOOO

[fleet orbit]

chargers barely ever beat the good teams

OH SHIT

[slow violet]

AHAHAHAHHAHAHA

I CANT BELIEVE IT

[desert palm]

INT

[amber grove]

LMAO

[sacred kite]

ARE YOU SERIOUS

[slow violet]

https://tenor.com/view/reactions-gif-15313828254638869902

4 Interceptions and a Fumble

[tender hornet]

DALLAS GOEDARTTTT

[sacred kite]

YOU NEED TO CATCH THAT

[slim nacelle]

Nahh

[versed forge]

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-out-loud-laugh-ridiculous-hilarious-lolz-gif-17376550074772904877

[sacred kite]

WHAT RHE HELL IS LA SO HAPPY ABOUT

[slim nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/table-mess-lmao-laugh-gif-5126644939264248578

[sacred kite]

GOD

[tender hornet]

Fuck me

4 INTERCEPTIONS

[sacred kite]

THIS GOD AWFUL TEAM LOOKS LIKE A CORPSE

[tender hornet]

EVERYONE DROPPING THE BALL

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

[sacred kite]

Damn

[fleet orbit]

so the top 2 seeds in the nfc are pretty much coming out of the nfc west and nfc north now

[sacred kite]

Worse lol

[dim ledge]

This was a bizarre week man

[sacred kite]

Yeah

Man that sucked

Genuinely mad rn

[slow violet]

LOL herbert wants to get the fuck outta there

[tender hornet]

Idk if it's worse, I have the super bowl to comfort me

[dim ledge]

Is it in Philly?

[fleet orbit]

herbert was gritty

[dim ledge]

If so then yeah obviously

[sacred kite]

Nah

[tender hornet]

Nah in LA

[dim ledge]

Even worse

[sacred kite]

Atrocious pick

[tender hornet]

I'm just disappointed

[slow violet]

nah LA

[tender hornet]

Can't even count on the eagles to make my week from hell somewhat better fuck this

[ripe yacht]

[sacred kite]

Yeah like I set my expectations very low and I’m still let down

[versed forge]

Jalen hurts might be washed chat 💔

[tender hornet]

Shitty ass coaches. Shitty ass QB, shitty ass receivers

[smoky fable]

Wants to get out and stop thinking about his left hand

He took a beating

[sacred kite]

Idk what to make of him after these last 3 weeks

[tender hornet]

Get Aj Brown's and his half effort off my fucking team idfc

[sacred kite]

I don’t think he’s washed but like what is this

[dim ledge]

They got the morphine in the trucc for him

[sacred kite]

Take me out behind the Linc and shoot me

[dim ledge]

Dude is the scheming behind AJ genuinely that awful? I haven't stopped hearing about it

[sacred kite]

Yeah it’s bad

Like genuine malpractice💀

[dim ledge]

Jeez

[sacred kite]

Jalen’s worst game hands down

[tender hornet]

Half effort, throws a fit when he doesn't get the ball, keeps dropping shit and stopping routes early, and yeah the scheming is also shit

[rustic ore]

Gosh that play by that Chargers DB was insane

Amazing awareness

[sacred kite]

At least I don’t have work tomorrow

[tender hornet]

2023 seattle might be worse but yeah I agree

[sacred kite]

It was a great play I can’t be mad about that

[tender hornet]

Just fucking sad

[tender hornet]

Watch me

[dawn tapir]

if the eagles somehow miss the playoffs and allow the cowboys to take the divison...

[dim ledge]

Entire NFC East is seemingly cooked to different degrees

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/millhouse-simpsons-the-eyebrows-gif-18329123

[sacred kite]

I just remember being really sick that week so I don’t remember the game that much lol

[fleet orbit]

i don’t think the commanders or raiders are losing to the eagles

those teams are the armpit crust of the nfl rn

[sacred kite]

Watch us

Holy hell

[tender hornet]

Hurts was sick too, everyone was saying flu game, had a decent first drive td and then proceeded to score a field goal the rest of the game while throwing 2 or 3 picks including a prayer to QUEZ WATKINS that was picked to end the game

[dawn tapir]

nah washington has the worst defense in the league rn and hurts will likely have 3 to 4 tds against us lol

[dim ledge]

NYG-Giants, nothing left to say
WAS-Injuries to their star QB and issues on D
DAL-Lost their best defensive piece + employ Dak
PHI-?

[sacred kite]

I vaguely remember this yeah, Quez Watkins man

[sacred kite]

PHI—Super Bowl hangover and collapse

[tender hornet]

We got beat by drew lock lmao

[fleet orbit]

i need the lions to fuck off and start losing games

[tender hornet]

We canNOT get rid of those damn super bowl hangovers man

Late season collapses after superbowls, twice in a row now

[sacred kite]

Some stretches of this game you saw glimmers of an offense. Concepts of one

[dim ledge]

I believe this, but genuinely, how much is coaching actually to blame? Like are you pointing to overreliability on the tush push or just a generally predictable offense?

[tender hornet]

I will say this was the best the offense has looked since the bye and it still looked like shit

[sonic aurora]

chargers won

wow!

[fleet orbit]

the chargers strike me as a team that’s gonna make the playoffs and not really do anything

[sacred kite]

Leans far more on a predictable offense

I think it’s still mostly coaching but actual players have not been helping themselves

OLine also banged up and old

Saquon not seeing gaps

AJ Brown with some sketchy stuff

[tender hornet]

It's a lot on coaching, 99% of analysts, former players etc will tell you it's the coaching, the routes are the same every game, there's no pre snap motion, Saquon gets stuffed 2 yards behind the line every play...

[fleet orbit]

tonight i think Hurts was the problem

[dawn tapir]

and it further decreases the chiefs chances of the playoffs as well

[sacred kite]

Glaringly

[tender hornet]

Oh definitely

Hurts was hot ass today

[sacred kite]

It’s absolutely first and foremost a coaching problem

[tender hornet]

5 turnovers

[fleet orbit]

actually that’s true the eagles really do have no pre snap motion

[sonic aurora]

dont know much about football lol

more into basketball

but its cool to see

[tender hornet]

More than anything I'll say this. It's the EXACT same offense as last year. The only thing that's changed is the OC.

[tender hornet]

We get to the line with like 5 seconds on the playclock every time too, it pisses me off

[sacred kite]

Basically you had a championship winning team play far below what they are capable of

[fleet orbit]

do the eagles not really ever run hurry up

[tender hornet]

Team is absolutely incredible one year
Lose good coach
Suck the next

[rustic mountain]

It's like if the Dodgers shat their pants next year

You know

The American Dream

[tender hornet]

Not unless they absolutely need to

Kevin patullo STILL won't get fired

[slow violet]

Dodgers probably got it till 2027

If we being honest

[fleet orbit]

maybe this game will be what tips the iceberg

[slow violet]

Lol this game

The game Sirianni helped plan

[sacred kite]

We did it under Chip Kelly I think m but other than that it really

[tender hornet]

Just watch them win the next 3 games, build up hope, and lose 7-10 in the playoffs

[sacred kite]

That was the death knell

[tender hornet]

...it won't.

[fleet orbit]

the eagles don’t need a offense to beat the raiders

[sacred kite]

I’ve said this the past two weeks

And I’m wrong each time

[tender hornet]

I've said this since the lions game

Last week I really really thought

[sacred kite]

Yeah at least that would be some positive momentum

[tender hornet]

Mini bye week

But nope

And you come out with this shit

[sacred kite]

Found the Eagles fight song:

https://youtu.be/xBcpaB8lq44?si=03S1yb3KLLRDtx2r

[tender hornet]

FUCK THAT POSITIVITY RABBIT

I want that thing roasted in front of the eagles facility as they arrive back from LA

I'm not in the bench hurts camp but he has been so bad

[fleet orbit]

the chargers actually clutched up

i’m stunned

[sacred kite]

https://youtu.be/ZVgHPSyEIqk?si=OwLqDcZfiVEGW5od

[tender hornet]

But then again you can say that AJ catches that touchdown and we're not talking about all that

Idk man

Fuck this

I should go to bed ig

[sacred kite]

Some glimmers of better play calling

[tender hornet]

Yeah true

Alr good night

[dim ledge]

I think squad depth is also an issue

Or rather quality of said depth

Did your draft picks show this year at all?

[sacred kite]

Very much. Showing on Oline

[fleet orbit]

ngl tho that chargers defense played a hell of a game

[sacred kite]

Campbell and Mukuba were doing well but Campbell is seeing nothing now that Dean’s back, Mukuba may or may not be done this year

[hollow wind]

Is the Philip Rivers news real or is this an elaborate internet prank

[sacred kite]

Nope it’s real

[hollow wind]

Lmfaooo

Bro is like 94 years old

[sacred kite]

Supposedly they also reached out to Luck, Heinecke, Tannehill

[hollow wind]

Shit, may as well have reached out to Peyton while they were at it 😭

[fleet orbit]

ifs like when you are so unemployed that you have to settle for retail

the colts have almost no options

[sacred kite]

I genuinely can’t think of anyone

[fleet orbit]

the colts absolutely have to go thrift store shopping

colts fans gotta be sick

[hollow wind]

Rams will give them Jimmy G for Jonathon Taylor

The choice is yours Indianapolis

[dim ledge]

Is Richardson just that ded

Lmfao

[fleet orbit]

Yes

[dim ledge]

Faaaack me

[sacred kite]

Yeah I fear Richardson is real cooked

[hollow wind]

He’s not cleared but I genuinely think he may just be out the league soon

[sacred kite]

Mannn that game blew

[hollow wind]

He really is cooked

[dim ledge]

Indianapolis

My friend

One Mac Jones for you

Special price

[fleet orbit]

Jamies winston on the colts i’m begging you please

[dim ledge]

Has to be Mac

Jones to Jones

[proud coyote]

i mean they cant right now

they're gonna have to sign someone

trade deadline done

[hollow wind]

I would give them Jimmy G and my firstborn child for Nick Cross

[sacred kite]

And UDFAs out there

[fleet orbit]

tom brady suits up in that colfs uniform

[dim ledge]

Please no

[fleet orbit]

patriots fans vomit into the nearby sink

[dim ledge]

Knowing the script he'd win the chip

[fleet orbit]

honestly most likely

tim tebow returns

[hollow wind]

I find it difficult to feel bad for pro athletes that have made tens of millions of dollars but I do feel kind of bad for Jones

Colts are likely gonna lose these last 4 games too lol

Cinderella story didn’t last long

[slow violet]

Lol you feel bad for Jones

The man literally got paid for 1 playoff win when he got carried by Barkley

[hollow wind]

It’s like you read the first part but chose to completely ignore so you could make this point 😭

[slow violet]

ya I'm supporting my argument, I'm just using what I need

[rustic ore]

Cracked his orbital bone with a stretch band

So he light just be done for the year

[slow violet]

Wait what

When did he get hurt

[rustic ore]

Like 2 months ago?

[slow violet]

I thought they benched him for sucking ass

[rustic ore]

I mean he wasn’t “benched” as far as he lost an open QB competition

[hollow wind]

In October I think

Future isn’t looking very bright for him

[slow violet]

Anytime the coach gives an open competition

He's basically saying, your benched

[rustic ore]

Tomato tomatoe

[slow violet]

Man Anthony Richardson is young enough he could switch positions

Be could become a tight end

[rustic ore]

He should imo

Great athlete

And with his size he easily could become another Logan Thomas

Then again, we have no clue how good his hands might be or his blocking ability

So

[hollow wind]

He was completely unplayable when he did get to play. And now he’s piled up a billion different injuries in such a short amount of time

Dude is only 23 or 24 as well

[slow violet]

It's like

Who could of seen this coming

No one

[rustic ore]

Ouch

[slow violet]

So he literally went blind

Since October

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/splat-ricochet-painful-pain-face-mask-gif-15373384

[slow violet]

That probably hurt , but she probably felt refreshed once the shock wore off

[rustic ore]

Got her daily dose of Vitamin C handled nicely

[hollow wind]

Drafting a QB is just always going to be the biggest gamble a team in pro sports can make. Just how it is

[slow violet]

I mean

There are some indicators for a bad idea

[hollow wind]

Ofc

Jamarcus Russell prime example

[slow violet]

Jamarcus was good in college

[hollow wind]

Nothing to do with his talent lol

[rustic ore]

Gosh Al Davis really did everything in his power his final years to make his team’s fans miserable didn’t he?

[hollow wind]

Dude was a known nightmare in the locker room and had literally no work ethic. Raiders knew that but were so tantalised by his “generational talent and size” that they were willing to ignore it

There’s just a lot of high ceiling low floor prospects that teams are just inevitably going to miss the mark on sometimes. Richardson is one of em

[rustic ore]

When you have the 1st pick in the draft and the 1st round that produces 4 HOF players with another on the way (AP) as well as possibly 1-3 more (we'll see what happens with Lynch, Olsen, and Staley) it has to really sting when you don't grab one of those

Especially Megatron and Thomas cause they literally were the next 2 selections after Russell

[silk thistle]

Jalen Hurts stinks

people will look back 20 years from now and wonder how the hell he ever won a Superbowl

[amber grove]

https://x.com/i/status/1998254429892710893

QBgami (@QBgami)

Jalen Hurts
240 YDS / 0 TD / 4 INT

🚨QBgami!🚨

It's the 6,397th unique QB stat line in NFL history, and the 16th unique combination of the 2025 season.

X · Dec 9, 2025, 4:52 AM

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/not-bad-ryan-reynolds-gif-23839048

I wasn't aware there was a different type of -gami account

[slow violet]

You forgot the 1 fumble

4 int + 1 fumble

[smoky fable]

Al Davis fucked them over forcing it

Lane wanted Calvin

Matt Millen the Lions GM warned Al too

[spice socket]

https://tenor.com/view/amorim-ruben-amorim-amorim-sad-gif-10864767485630819544

[noble fractal]

is that amorim lmao

ucl match day

https://fxtwitter.com/footyhan/status/1998113546253820178

❄️ (@footyhan)

Xabi making the last min 62’ vini sub of his madreed career

Quoting Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)
︀
🚨🚨 BREAKING: If Real Madrid lose against Man City, Xabi Alonso will be FIRED.
︀︀
︀︀Decision made. @marca

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▶ Play video

FxTwitter · Dec 8, 2025, 7:32 PM

[fleet orbit]

he said himself his goal was to get an nfl paycheck, he got it than checked out

the one thing keeping russell from being for sure number 1 bust is ryan leaf and leaf would’ve been number 1 if the colts chose him

[simple seal]

2001-2004 Playoff Favre stat line

[sacred kite]

I’m tired boss

[simple seal]

Although Favre threw for 281 yards, he tied a playoff record by tossing six interceptions, three of which were returned for touchdowns.

This one was so funny

[fleet orbit]

brett threw some back breakers

[slow violet]

back when he was very giving

[fleet orbit]

vikings saints was a back breaker

eagles might be saved by the schedule

[dim ledge]

@hasty basin
Look who it is
https://x.com/classicshirts/status/1998365098466066706

Classic Football Shirts (@classicshirts)

Celebrating 150 years of Gelsenkirchen, Schalke and adidas have released this special anniversary shirt!

What do you think? 🧐

X · Dec 9, 2025, 12:12 PM

[fleet orbit]

besides a trip to buffalo eagles have raiders and commanders twice

3-1

[robust grotto]

Nice badge

[noble fractal]

green schalke?

https://twitter.com/masiamade/status/1998125261188190401

jules (@masiamade)

when the goat speaks you listen

X · Dec 8, 2025, 8:19 PM

https://twitter.com/SlowSportsNews/status/1998352955628462422

Slow Sports News (@SlowSportsNews)

BREAKING:🚨 Mohamed Salah has signed a new two-year deal with Liverpool, keeping him at the club until 2027. ✍️

Read more: https://t.co/2pGmrKJH4m

X · Dec 9, 2025, 11:24 AM

[dull sedge]

@dim ledge have you been following the india vs SA cricket series

[slow violet]

and the fact the NFC east sucks

[fleet orbit]

yeah cowboys kinda had a hot streak and shit the bed

[slow violet]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-kind-of-true-maclen-stanley-the-law-says-what-that-sounds-right-that-seems-to-be-correct-gif-26375551

@fleet orbit how hurt is JD5?

[fleet orbit]

my biggest concern for the nfc playoff picture is can detroit get on a roll

[slow violet]

i think they guarantee lose to the bills

but if JD5 playing, they could lose 1 to the commanders

cowboys schedule is very manageable

[fleet orbit]

so quinn said daniels is still slightly hurt but playing

high key quinn is being negligent and daniel’s playstyle needs some tweaks or he’ll keep getting injured

[hasty basin]

Ayyy

I haven't seen bro since he left pool

[dim ledge]

Yeah it's on my notifs

Ngidi is bowling well

[dull sedge]

dont care much about t20s now but the ODI series was exciting

[fleet orbit]

@slow violet quinn is straight up playing with fire , if daniels gets seriously hurt it can cost him some of next year

[slow violet]

true

but they can play the last game against the eagles

as a vibe game

[fleet orbit]

daniels is or not i think eagles win both but time will tell

[slow violet]

idk

i think the eagles are fundamentally broken

[dim ledge]

I think that's a bit reductive

Fundamentally broken right now is the dolphins

[fleet orbit]

the dolphins are getting cheap wins against bad teams

to me fundamentally broken is the Raiders , they are abysmal

[dim ledge]

Raiders got some talent in the draft. They're shit but I think dolphins are worse in terms of future

Like I legitimately don't know what the phins look like next year

Does McDaniels stay? Does Tua stay? Hill is clearly on his way out. Does Saddle stay?

[proper mural]

I’m so upset why are the chiefs 6-7 rn

: (

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/JuanRecioM/status/1998384843428606256 @dim kettle @desert palm

Juan Arturo Recio (@JuanRecioM)

Breaking news:

The Court of Appeals of Puerto Plata has decided to VOID the first-instance ruling that sentenced #WanderFranco to two years of suspended prison time, and has ordered a new trial for the ballplayer.

X · Dec 9, 2025, 1:30 PM

https://tenor.com/view/mr-bones-mr-bones-wild-ride-wild-ride-the-ride-never-ends-gif-4666631136428642401

[dim ledge]

How many wickets for Ngidi

[desert palm]

https://apnews.com/article/dominican-republic-wander-franco-sexual-abuse-case-cdc5f2479e6b3e1b5a4bc00323e3be7c?utm_source=onesignal&utm_medium=push&utm_campaign=2025-12-09-Wander+Franco+case

This case just does not die

This is somehow going on for LONGER than the Watson stuff

[rustic ore]

I just want it to be over man

https://tenor.com/view/kid-baby-child-girl-tired-gif-4871328261097149781

[fleet orbit]

i guess we may have looked from slightly different lenses you got a good point! although the raiders have 0 continuity in the coaching staff and that’s buried them

[fleet orbit]

the dolphins cannot be fooled by this roll they are on

[rustic ore]

I wouldn't fire McDaniel with how they've seemingly bounced back

To me their biggest issue was their GM, and they finally got rid of him

[fleet orbit]

Tua stays because they can’t really move him or take a dead cap hit

mcdaniel to me still works for the players and not the other way around , and that’s a culture problem

[rustic ore]

I'd give McDaniel at least 1 more year to see if there's any improvement

[dim ledge]

Noooooo Miami McDaniels is soooo bad please let him go

[fleet orbit]

you have ulterior motives don’t lie

😏😏

[dim ledge]

Who? Me? What an insidious accusation

[rustic ore]

I could see McDaniel go back to SF as an assistant if he got canned honestly

Good spot to be and develop

Saleh clearly gonna get another HC job if he continues dishing like he has this season if he produces for another year or 2

[dim ledge]

Hopefully not

No disrespect to him

But I'd give him basically whatever he wants to stay here

[rustic mountain]

I wouldn't be surprised if Saleh gets interviews this offseason

Trust me, I understand you Balkan. The only difference is I don't think anyone would give Josh McDaniels an interview in a 1000 years

[rustic ore]

The man very clearly produces great Ds, if he does get another HC job he just really needs to hit with his OC pick

[sacred kite]

Idk if fundamentally but its def a personnel change away from being mended

[rustic ore]

Screwed himself over by picking a rookie play caller, and then immediately went into an incompetent buffoon to appease Rodgers

[desert palm]

USA

USA

USA

https://x.com/usabaseball/status/1998412777376125385?s=46

USA Baseball (@USABaseball)

Schwarbombs loading 🇺🇸

Kyle Schwarber will play for Team USA in the 2026 World Baseball Classic!

X · Dec 9, 2025, 3:21 PM

https://x.com/usabaseball/status/1998413169006694607?s=46

USA Baseball (@USABaseball)

The Fresh Prince is back 🇺🇸

Will Smith will return to Team USA for the World Baseball Classic in 2026!

X · Dec 9, 2025, 3:23 PM

https://x.com/usabaseball/status/1998413779412156471?s=46

USA Baseball (@USABaseball)

We’ve got Gunnar!

Gunnar Henderson has committed to play #ForGlory🇺🇸 in the 2026 World Baseball Classic!

X · Dec 9, 2025, 3:25 PM

https://x.com/usabaseball/status/1998414007565193564?s=46

USA Baseball (@USABaseball)

The Brice is right!

Adding Brice Turang to the roster for the 2026 World Baseball Classic 🇺🇸

X · Dec 9, 2025, 3:26 PM

[dim ledge]

Lmfao @hasty basin @noble fractal

[desert palm]

I’m so glad that WBC is mostly scandal free

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/pretends-to-be-shooked-black-shook-gif-13342781

[dim ledge]

I mean respectfully you're talking about something that's like

1/20 the size/importance

[rustic ore]

FIFA? Corrupt? Noooo

[desert palm]

HEYYYY

TAKE THAT BACK

[dim ledge]

There's very little to profit off of comparatively

[rustic ore]

NY on NY violence

[desert palm]

Ok that is probably true

But still

[rustic ore]

Is it a day that ends in Y?

[dim ledge]

Astoria rise up

[hasty basin]

https://tenor.com/view/lemzinoo1-gif-23397766

[desert palm]

https://x.com/talkinbaseball_/status/1998416346418425888?s=46

Talkin’ Baseball (@TalkinBaseball_)

Team USA's WBC roster is beginning to take shape

X · Dec 9, 2025, 3:36 PM

LOOK AT THAT INFIELD

[dim ledge]

Hey gotime what's DRs current global ranking

[noble fractal]

punishment should be execution

[dim ledge]

Agree

Mussolini style

[desert palm]

Past few tournaments that is created with the WBSC have actually made the DR fallen quite a bit

Currently at 12

Overall

[dim ledge]

Wow Taiwan at 2???

Dr below fucking Netherlands

I guess their guys come from Curacao and Suriname

[desert palm]

Yep

[robust grotto]

Taiwan is always nasty but not many come to the majors iirc

[plush jungle]

Chargers won let's gooooo

[noble fractal]

https://twitter.com/Carra23/status/1998401876585250929

Jamie Carragher (@Carra23)

I’m not sure I’ve wanted Liverpool to win a game more than tonight for a long time!
Come you mighty 🔴🤞

X · Dec 9, 2025, 2:38 PM

digging himself in deeper

embarrassing

[plush jungle]

Da chiefs in shambles

2 games out of the playoffs

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/JeffPassan/status/1998426401628897381?s=20

Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan)

News: Kyle Schwarber is coming back to Philadelphia, agreeing to a five-year, $150 million contract that gives the Phillies a much-needed power boost and should pave the way for more free agent signings in the coming weeks. All the details, free at ESPN: https://t.co/bdSF1J5atG

X · Dec 9, 2025, 4:15 PM

[desert palm]

@sacred kite

BANG

Sorry @trim timber

[dim kettle]

He'll still come to Pittsburgh-Just not in a Pirates uni.

[trim timber]

we're just throwing money at people just to make it look good for future CBA negotiations of revenue splitting

[desert palm]

https://x.com/willsammon/status/1998426862465536259?s=46

@hollow wind @honest umbra @robust grotto

Will Sammon (@WillSammon)

Edwin Diaz and the Los Angeles Dodgers are in agreement on a deal, league source tells The Athletic.

X · Dec 9, 2025, 4:17 PM

BANG

BANG

[amber grove]

https://x.com/i/status/1998427080523203005

Underdog MLB (@UnderdogMLB)

Edwin Díaz to sign with the Dodgers, per @WillSammon.

X · Dec 9, 2025, 4:18 PM

LFG

[dim kettle]

NY in shambles.

[amber grove]

GOOD SHIT DODGERS

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/UnfortunateMLB/status/1998427363902906494?s=20

Baseball Images that Precede Unfortunate Events (@UnfortunateMLB)

X · Dec 9, 2025, 4:19 PM

[trim timber]

if maybe Nutting opened the pocket book before negotiations then maybe the free agents would take us more seriously

At least Skenes got like 5M from the league for the performance incentives

[desert palm]

@dim kettle if somehow this DOESNT fix the bullpen

STOVE GOT HOT

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/KnicksMemes/status/1998429388329881978?s=20

Knicks Memes (@KnicksMemes)

Not only is the Mets losing Edwin Diaz to the Dodgers bad now, but it will increase momentum towards a salary cap or quasi-cap in 2027 which will neutralize Steve Cohen's financial advantage forever

X · Dec 9, 2025, 4:27 PM

https://x.com/JeffPassan/status/1998430952113230194?s=20

Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan)

Closer Edwin Díaz's deal with the Los Angeles Dodgers is for three years and $69 million, sources tell ESPN. The Dodgers, who were targeting bullpen help this winter, got the best closer on the market, setting a new AAV record for relievers.

X · Dec 9, 2025, 4:34 PM

[robust grotto]

I was just going to message you @desert palm

What can the Mets do in your opinion to become champs of the NLE?

[amber grove]

Copium

[dim kettle]

Don't be the Mets.

[dim ledge]

Is this like free agent day for the MLB

[amber grove]

Another sad offseason for small market clubs I fucking love baseball fuck you Tampa Sactown Fake Sox team and Pittsburgh

All eat shit keep praying the lockout will save you

[desert palm]

FUNNY NUMBER

[amber grove]

Winter Meetings typically some deals get done

[robust grotto]

No not really. They have this winter meetings between GMs, owners, and player agents, so a lot gets done

But UFA started like a month ago

[amber grove]

Winter Meetings either see a good amount of action or none at all

This year it seems to be good

[robust grotto]

@desert palm do you think it’s possible in anyway or are they sorta stuck at the moment between a good division and not being good enough

[amber grove]

Philly and LA spending very happy with how the day has gone

[desert palm]

Depends who they look at and the 1st Base situation

They need a starter

[robust grotto]

That’s fair. We also don’t have a DH or a dominant starter yeah

And now a mid at best closer

Doesn’t look good for the Mets tbh

[dim kettle]

You know, I find it funny that Diaz didn't get 4 years from this. The Mets can always get him back when he's 35.

[robust grotto]

Yay

[hollow wind]

Woooooooooooow

[amber grove]

Dodgers not done

https://tenor.com/view/come-on-major-league-baseball-let's-go-tarik-skubal-detroit-tigers-gif-6855313516881223295

[dim ledge]

Are the rangers still shit @robust grotto

[amber grove]

Come on Friedman pull the trigger goat

[desert palm]

BEST PART, the contract is a funny Number

https://tenor.com/view/69-spyro-gif-27602942

3 years

[amber grove]

Another offseason of nothing but L's that then the fanbase will act shocked when they lose in the WC or NLDS just another year of the post 2021 Braves

[robust grotto]

No we are worse. We’re in purgatory

Not shit. No good.

[desert palm]

https://x.com/jolly_olive/status/1998428779761598975?s=46

Should rename to GloomyOlive

jack (@Jolly_Olive)

See you in 2027

X · Dec 9, 2025, 4:25 PM

[robust grotto]

Mets can still trade for a Skubal ! It’s not totally over

[amber grove]

Uh oh that fat dude at barstool gonna eat his glasses again

[amber grove]

Nah Dodgers

[robust grotto]

But ofc it stings at the moment

[robust grotto]

Idk the Mets have plenty of prospects and young MLB players that could push this

[amber grove]

Dodgers have the best package

[robust grotto]

And then sign him, I wouldn’t count the Mets out at all

[amber grove]

Granted Cohen could get desperate

[desert palm]

https://vxtwitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1998430082184937887?s=46

Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports)

Edwin Diaz is officially a Dodger

Frank seems to be handling the news very well

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Dec 9, 2025, 4:30 PM

[robust grotto]

It’s possible, we’re still the third best team in the division at best despite all the spending

The pressure is totally on now

[amber grove]

Might be the year the pressure is the highest for those prospects to finally recognize their potential Baty Vientos and Alvarez

[desert palm]

@sacred kite Schwarbombs in Philadelphia until 2030

Also

From 33-37

He’s gonna be old

[amber grove]

DH's ages usually don't matter

[hollow wind]

Dodgers hate gonna somehow get even worse lol. And I can’t even say anything. How tf did we land the best reliever in NL

[amber grove]

At least he should still be hitting 30+ bombs for that entire contract

[amber grove]

Not hate jealously

[hollow wind]

I mean like I know how but yknow

[hollow wind]

Jealousy breeds contempt or whatever

[robust grotto]

at minimum all are major leaguers but they all have flaws that have shown up in the worst times. Potential is one thing but reality is there too. Doesn’t mean they are cooked but you’re right, major pressure on these three now .. especially at the plate since Alonso won’t be signing

[rustic mountain]

At this point it's just expected

I tip my hat to the Dodgers for making the most of their championship window

[amber grove]

Nutting gonna do his one big deal of the decade and overpay Alonso isn't he

Even though I still think the Mets keep Alonso now

[robust grotto]

Right now, 12/9/25, it would be a major surprise the Mets make the playoffs in 2026

[robust grotto]

I think he’s done w the organization

[rustic mountain]

3 years for 69m. Wonder if anyone else offered around that

That's not a bad deal for Diaz

[robust grotto]

The Mets are very committed to going with cheap pitching

Need to pray that their young starters become gems

I would love going all out for Skubal though

[rustic mountain]

Schwarber staying in Philly was pretty much guaranteed I stg

[hollow wind]

He wanted 5 years 102 from the mets

[rustic mountain]

The fact Detroit is even considering trading him is stupid

[hollow wind]

Which is like 20.4 mil?

Dodgers giving him 23 is a good deal

[rustic mountain]

Yeah that 3 extra mil wasnt the driving factor imo

Lower term, at the very least expected ws appearance

Diaz got a little extra money, can hit FA again, gets 3 chances to go get a ring with Ohtani

[sacred kite]

RAHHHHHH

I can’t wait until this backfires

Diaz to LA is as expected lol

[rustic mountain]

Idk what the Dodgers weakness is now besides your outfield a bit

[sacred kite]

Dodgers weakness is an upcoming lockout lol

[desert palm]

One bullpen arm isn’t enough usually

[rustic mountain]

Eh I dont think that'll go as long to cripple them

[dim kettle]

Quick is going to need therapy after the team blew the game late against Vegas

[sacred kite]

Yep the Schwarber jersey is now a reality for me🫡

[rustic mountain]

Eh Id argue there's not really a player in the FA pool that could go to LA and people would be surprised

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/JFowlerESPN/status/1998386384797683945?s=20

Jeremy Fowler (@JFowlerESPN)

The Philip Rivers workout with the Colts took place Monday night, per source. Threw the ball well. Will see what’s next.

X · Dec 9, 2025, 1:36 PM

[desert palm]

https://vxtwitter.com/yankeescare/status/1998429999104418214?s=46

Yankees Care (@yankeescare)

Timmy trumpet live from Citi field:

QRT: WillSammon
Edwin Diaz and the Los Angeles Dodgers are in agreement on a deal, league source tells The Athletic.

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Dec 9, 2025, 4:30 PM

[sacred kite]

Yeah like we can’t ever count them out of it

[amber grove]

LFG

[desert palm]

True lol

[sacred kite]

The uncs are reignited

[hollow wind]

We could still always use some stronger bats at the tail of the lineup to set up the top of the order better in later innings. And yea, Diaz is insane but I’d say we still need at least another decent reliever or two to compliment him

lol I’m saying this as if we aren’t literally back to back champs

Im such a prick

[amber grove]

Ok here's where Dodgers fans get annoying

[desert palm]

@hollow wind get ready to learn forced salary dumping by 2027

[hollow wind]

[sacred kite]

Lockkkkkoutttttt

[amber grove]

"Oh my goodness our back of the lineup" polishes 2nd straight WS trophy

[hollow wind]

Lmfao

My bad

[sacred kite]

Now the question is if we retain Suarez or JT

Plus Casty and Bohm may find homes

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-x-kai-cenat-ishowspeed-x-kai-cenat-fortnite-ishowspeed-and-kai-cenat-ishowspeed-kai-cenat-fortnite-gif-13091615131406035750

[sacred kite]

Look we can’t ever hope to run it back with the same roster and get different results, some kind of shakeup is needed

[hollow wind]

Still want to trade Teo tho

Idk what kind of offers we’d get for him tho

[amber grove]

I thought Phillies was supposed to be getting Adley

[rustic mountain]

Id like Teo back for nostalgia but definitely not for his play

[gloomy crest]

mbape may not play against city

[sacred kite]

Maybe through a trade but as far as free agency goes he hits that in 2027

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/MLB/status/1998438969688707548?s=20

MLB (@MLB)

The No. 1 pick in the 2026 MLB Draft is up for grabs 👀

The MLB Draft Lottery is TONIGHT at 5:30 on @MLBNetwork.

(MLB x @Nike)

X · Dec 9, 2025, 5:05 PM

Oh boy. Can't wait for the Rays to bullshit their way to the first overall pick.

[rustic mountain]

Dude is a roller coaster every night and one of the worst defenders Ive seen. He would bring our top 5 D down to 20

[sacred kite]

If we can’t get JT I’d love to spring for Adley

[rustic mountain]

Hope the A's get it

I like their young core, hope they build on it

[dim kettle]

In these lottos just getting a top 3 pick would be good enough

Don't be like the Rockies.

[rustic mountain]

Just where ever they could get starting pitching. Kurtz, Wilson, Rooker are a great trio

Not even mentioning their catcher who was pretty good too and they have a decent outfielder with a good bat

[sacred kite]

Signing Schwarber is great but now we have another aging star with a longer tenure—surely gonna cost us once they hit the wall

Harper, Nola, Schwarber, Turner, maybe JT

[rustic mountain]

Langeliers that's the catcher

[rustic mountain]

When that wall hits the Phillies are cooked cooked

[sacred kite]

Oh very much so

[rustic mountain]

Yall better win something now

Otherwise you're boned

[sacred kite]

Yes absolutely

Most of their talent is not young

Offensively

[rustic mountain]

Curious if this ends like Dombrowskis Tigers

[sacred kite]

Problem is we won’t win if we just keep the same dudes

[rustic mountain]

Super talented, no ring to show

[sacred kite]

Yeah. Was about to say the results are the same. I think another year or two

[rustic mountain]

You'll see in 5 years for sure

[desert palm]

@amber grove age does matter for a DH when age usually correlates with power

[sacred kite]

It’ll be another dark days like most of the 2010s

[desert palm]

So hopefully 36-37 year old Schwarber is still at least decent

[sacred kite]

There’s hope if Bohm and Casty go

Suarez is a must if Wheeler isn’t coming back

Bader is a goner but his year may have been a fluke

[desert palm]

@hollow wind Enjoy Timmy Trumpets

[robust grotto]

Thinking about it Go Time.. I think the Mets are folding on this current core. I won’t be shocked if Lindor trade is closer than anyone knows

[sacred kite]

Yeah that would vanish any good vibes from the past two years

[desert palm]

https://youtu.be/VT65KSN9_x8?si=xjBTJdYOFNZkw-es

[hollow wind]

https://x.com/espn/status/1998269339032526849?s=46

ESPN (@espn)

Jim Harbaugh really putting the Chargers' MNF win in perspective 😅

X · Dec 9, 2025, 5:51 AM

Ok man

Can just say it made you very happy lol

[robust grotto]

They aren’t better than Philly or Atlanta and they pay way more for their roster. Two years ago will never come back

[amber grove]

He will be hitting 30 homers a year and 70+ RBIs a season through that contract

[desert palm]

https://x.com/joelsherman1/status/1998445770035347861?s=46

Joel Sherman (@Joelsherman1)

The Mets' offer for Edwin Diaz was three years at $66M with modest deferrals, according to a source.

X · Dec 9, 2025, 5:32 PM

@robust grotto

[desert palm]

https://x.com/joelsherman1/status/1998446596254576827?s=46

Joel Sherman (@Joelsherman1)

Source: Mets expressed that there was wiggle room to go higher, but Diaz went to the Dodgers,.

X · Dec 9, 2025, 5:36 PM

[amber grove]

https://x.com/i/status/1998443032803229809

Hater Central (@TheHateCentral)

🚨 𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗜𝗡: Florian Wirtz has a minor issue (skillset) and will start on the bench vs Inter @JamesWathland

X · Dec 9, 2025, 5:22 PM

[plush jungle]

dang helmut marko leaving red bull

[robust grotto]

I’m not too upset with the organization

But ofc it stings

Yeah I think the Mets are saying; we are thinking about 2027, not 2026

[dim kettle]

Damnit! I just heard that Grimace just signed a 4 year deal with the Dodgers as well

[weak gull]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-dog-gif-25727185

[amber grove]

https://x.com/i/status/1998393364635365872

NBACentral (@TheDunkCentral)

The Detroit Pistons, Atlanta Hawks and Toronto Raptors are expected to be suitors for Anthony Davis, per @ShamsCharania

X · Dec 9, 2025, 2:04 PM

Please no

RIVERS SIGNED IN INDY

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1998451169388277944?s=46
@rustic ore

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

He’s back: The #Colts are signing QB Philip Rivers to their practice squad, per The Insiders.

The Hall of Fame semifinalist, age 44, rejoins the Indy QB room to support Riley Leonard and serve as a potential option down the road. A dramatic return.

X · Dec 9, 2025, 5:54 PM

[rustic ore]

Holy shit dude

Like this is an all time instance of desperation

[slow violet]

i think the funnier shit is

he literally just gave up HoF eligibility for 5 more years

to do this 😭

[smoky fable]

They have no choice

[smoky fable]

With the amount of kids he has and grandkids, he needs more money

[rustic ore]

Does he have a grand kid yet?

I mean unless he had his 1st pretty young 44 seems a bit young for him to already be a grandparent

[smoky fable]

Yeah his oldest daughter had a son

[rustic ore]

Wow, good for him

[proud coyote]

HELLO FANTASY FOOTBALL PEOPLE, PLAYOFFS HAVE BEEN DECIDED:

SEED 1: ME (Bye)
SEED 2: @smoky fable (Bye)
SEED 3: @modest totem (vs @weak gull )
SEED 4: @versed forge (vs @hollow wind)
SEED 5: @hollow wind
SEED 6: @weak gull

MAKE SURE TO SET YOUR LINEUPS

I pinged the wrong drizzy

[weak gull]

Praying for both of us….

[proud coyote]

@versed forge sorry it’s YOU as the 4th seed

[proud coyote]

You’d probably have to give duren right? Sounds not worth it

[weak gull]

I don’t think there is any chance they even would - which is why I’m skeptical of it to begin with

Not sure what they would pull off without him though due to money

[noble marsh]

I don’t think the mavericks would be able to talk duren off the pistons

He’s been playing too well

Probably one of Ivey or holland

[weak gull]

I believe it’d be a tobi and lavert combo involved looking at everything money wise

Then they’d probably get Ivey or Holland and a pick

[proud coyote]

Have to imagine they can get a better package

It’d have to be a few picks

[slate lance]

Man my team was ass this year

[weak gull]

I need Trajan playing hard ball if they really do this…I’d prefer to just not have the MF though😂

[slate lance]

I’ll be back next year for sure

Drafting BTJ killed me

[proud coyote]

It is a keeper league so if you made any good late selections, they’ll be keepable

[hollow wind]

Honestly better than I was expecting after drafting Henry with my first pick

[proud coyote]

Do you guys think two keepers is a good limit? And that they go up by two rounds from where you picked them

Meaning nobody picked in r1 and r2 can be kept

And r3 picks are kept as r1

I’ll survey people after the year

[slate lance]

They should’ve got Zach Wilson

[hollow wind]

I mean, isn't he signed with Miami?

[desert palm]

https://x.com/AbbeyMastracco/status/1998455786113020222?s=20

Abbey Mastracco (@AbbeyMastracco)

The feeling around the Mets right now is shock. Edwin Diaz had indicated to some he wanted to return.

X · Dec 9, 2025, 6:12 PM

[robust grotto]

3 million difference tells me he was cool with leaving, and if the Mets are shocked then they’ll need to wake up and go harder

I think 2026 is looking like an transition year

[desert palm]

@hollow wind

https://x.com/mlbonfox/status/1998455896020561935?s=46

FOX Sports: MLB (@MLBONFOX)

Dodgers new closer: Edwin Diaz 🎺

X · Dec 9, 2025, 6:13 PM

Dodgers Diaz Graphic

[hollow wind]

lol

insane

[rustic ore]

Evil empire strikes again

[dim ledge]

Lmao theyre signing rivers

[rustic ore]

Indy knows they're fucked, so they go "Might as well get pregnant!"

[hollow wind]

Rivers probably better than whatever they would have gotten from Riley Leonard anyway

[robust grotto]

I’m in a weird place with the Mets. I kinda can’t blame them. What’s the point of spending more money than anyone in baseball only to worse than 2 divisional opponents

My bad to rant lol I just don’t have anyone to vent baseball to

[simple seal]

Orioles really were a juggernaut for 2 decades man

4 MVPs, 7 Cy Youngs, 4 ROYs along 6 pennants and 3 World Series wins

[robust grotto]

Good lord

[simple seal]

Ripken ROY and then immediately MVP the next season too

I have to check how many times that has ever happened cause whew

At least since ROY started being awarded in 1947 that is

Jackie Robinson and Jose Canseco did it on their 3rd season, closest so far lol

Ah of course, the only one who won both the same year, Ichiro lol

tbh bro was 27 with 9 years in Japan under his belt already 😭

Cal did it at ages 22 and 23

Ah another one, fucking Dustin Pedroia of all people in 2007-08

[desert palm]

Good amount of that is the reserve clause era

Makes sense

Free agency really changed EVERYTHING for baseball

[simple seal]

So yeah, those are the only 3 to win ROY and MVP within their first 2 full seasons in the AL

Let's see the NL now lol

[fleet orbit]

phillip rivers is deadass the colts option

[simple seal]

Ryan Howard in 2005-06 and Kris Bryant in 2015-16, that's it

So pretty much 2 HoFs and 3 players who peaked early

And 1 of those 2 had already played for almost a decade before too lol

[fleet orbit]

kris bryant burned so bright but he flamed out so quick

[noble fractal]

sporting is trying to employ terror ball tactics against bayern bruh

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/oopsie-oops-oops-sorry-gif-8365536587490118065

[fleet orbit]

colts running the table

all jokes aside , what if the rivers thing actually works and the colts get maybe a wildcard ?

it won’t but what if

[sweet tree]

kimmich og

[spice socket]

https://tenor.com/view/playsports-premier-league-klopp-jurgen-jurgenklopp-gif-18485846

[plush jungle]

It might

colts have a good roster and a decent QB might be enough

granted who knows how much rivers has left in the tank

[fleet orbit]

they can get their get back at both the texans and jaguars but the problem is seattle is far from the ideal defense to have a grandpa play against

[plush jungle]

oh yikes they play Seattle yeah it's over

[fleet orbit]

yeah i don’t think they can take seattle lol

[noble fractal]

I love sporting

I hope this is how they win

[plush jungle]

Oh my god that schedule is brutal

even if rivers is good they could easily go 0-4

[fleet orbit]

their schedule is a nightmare

[plush jungle]

At Seattle vs SF Vs jax at hou

four playoff caliber teams is tough

[simple seal]

You know voter fatigue is real when Bonds 2004 MVP was not unanimous, hell only 2002 was

1.422 OPS

[sweet tree]

gnabry 1-1

completely unmarked

[fleet orbit]

phillip rivers will save his former team 😏😏😏

[noble fractal]

sporting what are u doing💔

[sweet tree]

Karl man

kid can score

keeper with butterfingers tho lol

[hasty basin]

KANE DO SOMETHING

[sweet tree]

tah

Strikers finish

[noble fractal]

cringe

[hasty basin]

Who is on Bayern's bench vro

[noble fractal]

bayern can't do jackshit for the first 60 minutes and then start scoring at thebend and destroying my hopes

[hasty basin]

Disney sitcom ahh name

[sweet tree]

no quenda or trincao

[hasty basin]

No Kochorashvili either

[sweet tree]

would've been a more fun game

[hasty basin]

Sigh

Oh my gah bruh

[plush jungle]

he better or they are cooked

[trim timber]

Grandpa is either going to pull out the belt or break a hip

[fleet orbit]

he doesn’t pull out belts he says gosh darn it like a feisty christian man

[noble fractal]

bayern are on their way to win the triple I hate this league man

[desert palm]

@dim kettle https://x.com/feinsand/status/1998479286953804154?s=46

Mark Feinsand (@Feinsand)

The Red Sox are trading Vaughn Grissom to the Angels for OF Isaiah Jackson, per source.

X · Dec 9, 2025, 7:46 PM

Cue the Music

The South Park one

[dim kettle]

They keep doing this shit. It must get real boring being an Angels fan

https://youtu.be/Mu7Df3-zkFk

[desert palm]

Ngl even worse for the Red Sox

@tender hornet Red Sox Traded Chris Sale for literally peanuts in the end

[proud coyote]

that jd drew year was crazy and out of the blue

then never happened again

[desert palm]

For a 25th ranked prospect of a TEAM

😬

[proud coyote]

i remember crying when the dodgers signed drew lol

in like 2005

[simple seal]

lol RIP

3 Cardinals in the top 5 btw

[proud coyote]

hall of famer scott rolen lol

that team was stacked

their pitching did them in

couldnt compare to that red sox staff

[simple seal]

Reached the WS and of course got swept by the destiny Red Sox lol

Pretty crazy, from 0-3 down to 8 wins in a row and champions

Games 4 and 5 are 2 of the greatest playoff games ever man

[desert palm]

In the end they won in 2006

So I guess it is all good