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So Kirk has never won a playoff game
so there was a game where keenum did beat the saints but cousins also beat the saints in the playoffs , i believe it was shanahans first super bowl team
it was the year the chiefs won their first bowl with pat
Real talk if my Greek mfs at the docks needed me to run some books or some shit I'd say yes in a second
Never faced adversity in their lives and cry to mom and dad as soon as they hear the word no
they lost to the niners in the divisional when the niners went on their superbowl run and lost to the chiefs. @slow violet
I can't believe it
yes
the vikings sorta kinda maybe not really got their get back against the saints ?
TikTok influencer types
Scum
he lost to that niners team with Mostert going insane and Jimmy being a passenger that game
yeah i ain’t about that kind of life either , i aim to be humble and not need much
I will never respect kirk
The perks of being 30 minutes from Manhattan. It isn't long to go to a Rangers or Knicks game. But you deal with the reality that you're going to be in a lot of traffic from New Yorkers coming to NJ to get no tax on clothing.
There was some gridiron heights episode with kirk cousins saying hey dude let’s play some Creed
i almost choked from laughing
vikings fans probably still miss him rn 🤣🤣🤣
Also contraband from smuggling stuff too but eh
Hey fuck it I'll do it man
I'm just playing along with the bit man.
The wire influence
Kirk was the Vikings type of QB. Be good enough to win games in the regular season. But not good enough to carry his team to a SB.
This has been the Vikings for the past 40+ years
One of the best written characters in tv
They got 9 now good times ahead for Minnesota
yep
vikings are the team with boring results but how they got there is always a spectacular anime arc
Can someone free JJ before we have another Calvin Johnson 2.0 and they kill his joy
The Vikings are masters at getting elite skill players on offense. Except for the most important position in the game.
their best shot in recentish memory was 2009 and than favre threw one of the dumbest playoff interceptions i’ve seen
so are the vikings …. the bears ?
That's the only taste the Vikings have had to an elite QB since the 70s
and the very next year it all collapsed , and the vikings missed the playoffs
You will respect old Brett Farve
nah , he was a creep who committed welfare fraud and his iq was like 36
I'm just joking around
The highlight of that season was their dome stadium being destroyed by snow.
Aiyuk for JJ mashallah
so i read something about 9, apparently koc told him to just play and said focus on mechanics in the offseason
KOC is so overrated
A powerful storm has dumped mounds of snow across the upper Midwest, closing highways, canceling flights and collapsing the roof of the Minnesota Vikings' stadium. The NY Giants-Minnesota Vikings game will be played in Detroit Monday. (Dec. 12)
Not only welfare fraud welfare fraud on the poorest state in the country. Stealing from the poorest people in the country FOR A VOLLEYBALL ARENA
he’s such a scumbag
Like seriously what actually makes KOC special?
I'm kinda in the middle with KOC. He hasn't shown anything in the postseason. But at the same time, the Vikings have fumbled their roster the last few years.
Addison has taken a step back
There's a reason I question if Kwesi is the GM in the long term.
Only a matter of time till someone gives Flores another chance as well
i’ll answer it :
if the vikings are smart , absolutely not
I wouldn't trust Flores with a young QB
nah flores is a good dc but he can’t be head coach
kwesi sucks ass in the draft
Can’t wait for Flores to the giants so we can take another crack at a Billy B disciple
Can't wait for Flores to fire his OC and OL coach every year.
you don’t want flores as head coach
I don’t but who knows what our owner does
I live for these posts 
I remember I was the only one here agreeing with his firing in Miami. The dude undercuts his young QBs and went through multiple OCs and OL coaches. Why would I want him as my HC especially if I have a young QB.
my QB lookin fabulous on here
fuck the cowboys
i'm starting to think
KOC might be overrated 😭
these long complex passing schemes don’t work with where Mccarthys development is
he is not ready to be a full time starting qb and it doesn’t help a young qb to abandon the run like the vikings do
Yeah. I still can't hate the Cowboys. Hate would imply I have any emotion about them. I can only hate the NFL forcing them down my throat in primetime spots for many years. They are the John Cena of NFL teams. The company will tell how good they are and then shove them down your throat for many years and expect you to believe in the brainwashing.
i don't hate the cowboys because Jerruh makes me laugh
even though hes a bit racist 😭
Nah I hate the cowboys
the cowboys are just annoying
eberflus cannot break this heart anymore , i am a free man
Its like carrying the will of my father lol I will always hate Dallas and I'll teach my children to as well 😌
You know what's funny
You just gotta ask why you hate them. The fans? Okay? You could say that about many other fanbases. Their past? Okay, most of us weren't even born the last time they won anything.
I'm told to hate the cowboys because of the fanbase
was your dad an eagles fan or something
Dallas is annoying for me due to the media
I have yet to meet an insufferable cowboys fan
And that's fair
All 4 I know are lovely folks
I know good and bad Cowboys fans
jerry is a racist prick , the media coverage is annoying , their fans are often annoying , and they get all this coverage for a team that usually is mediocre
Broncos lol all mountain states are Denver fans
But again. That's more about the NFL than the Cowboys themselves. You could hate the Giants or Bears for the same reason.
Oh dont worry I hate the Giants
i’ll root for my orange and blue afc bretheren when they play green bay
It's to say the Cowboys aren't special.
You can be a good person with poor taste
.....i like the cowboys 💀
Nah they aren't but they are annoying
i love denver , great city
Stop
Loved my visit there
I hate that place
I know what you are
wow that's great
with one key difference , no one is spouting about super bowls for the giants and bears
colorado is beautiful
IDK. Those Bears are always talking about 85.
Idk what I'd be if I wasn't a Niners fan
Denver was better when I was a kid
Maybe colts or commies
Like the city
i'd probably be a bengals fan if i wasn't a Seahawks fan tbh
i feel like the boomers for sure
I almost was a buffalo fan for New York/proximity
Joe?
You still have a chance
if i wasn’t a bears fan i would still be a bears fan, loyalty
Wow lol
You made a better choice
actually tbh if i go with my madden history i used the chargers a lot
Buffalo would probably be my second team if I had one in the NFL. But I can't. I don't really like watching full NFL games besides the Bucs games that I can't watch most times now.
Sab has a gun to my head
The chance is that I'm still breathing
If I wasn't a Denver fan, id be a Steelers fan. I loved Troy Polamalu
No gun. Just know Id be the most annoying person in this server for you
you are also allowed to forget about the bears and giants for weeks the cowboys are shoved up your ass all season
I can like multiple teams in hockey and baseball because I actually like watching the game from start to finish. NFL. No way.
Can confirm
You were just destined to be my enemy
The gun is per my request
Oh gotcha lmao
Anyone not from boston saying they would be a Pats fan is lying out of their fucking mind 😭
i think i’d be a chargers fan becuase i love suffering and it builds character plus jerseys are great
Happy to oblige
So yeah probably commies/colts/buffalo
Hi I am a pats fan not from Boston
But only old commies gear
My brother would say, "Don't!"
I have been since I was 4 years old
as for the cowboys , americas team is so annoying
the cowboys are a propaganda machine
i like watching the cowboys lose and i like when the cowboys beat teams i don't really like
I'm literally just a Bills fan as long as Josh is there
Fuck the cowboys
I hate the Packers so much more lol
well of course
Opps fr
I don't care about the packers either way
the packers are the worst
Speaking of that. He’s gonna love the jersey I got him for Christmas
i mean at least bears fans are hilarious
Like if they win or lose it means nothing to me
Taste
He loves the throwbacks. He became a fan in 06
i kinda like jaguars because of their peculiar existence
like … the jaguars don’t feel real
The Jags just exist.
My most hated teams are KC, Raiders, and Dallas... but in no particular order
They had MJD and that's about it.
i’m almost impressed how much hate the raiders still get despite being shit
my sleeper hating ass team is the Falcons
Its generational hate
i’ll go packers , cowboys , chiefs rn , vikings can kinda fuck off
falcons fans are hella annoying 😭
Pats are my team, but Seattle is cool, Minnesota is cool. The rest I either am indifferent to or hate
I hate the Saints and Panthers. But that's 20 years worth of hate.
Vikings and Packers lol
Why
we have had a bit of a rivalry with them
vikings are like that one annoying drunk guy who just keeps talking
You hate a lot lol
Comes with everyone hating me
i feel like i’m a weirdo because i don’t have the eagles even slightly
When every other fanbase hates on you, you kinda go "okay fuck you too"
i suppose seeing their fans get mad tho is hilarious
Tbf pats had many years of hate lol
i can't hate the eagles lol i actually fuck with their fans, they are tied with the Raiders as the funniest fans in the league
the eagles fans are almost impressively insane
I used to hate them bc I loved Peyton Manning
You know why I hate the Saints. But the Panthers. I go back to Steve Smith, and every time he talks, I only hear this.
https://youtu.be/9HQUHZ5KyGY?t=3
The Broncos hate is just rival shit
The Colts, Ravens, Dolphins, Bills, Jets same story
i kinda like the broncos
i don't hate the Broncos,they like little brother to us
the broncos are often extremely weird
Steelers I would truly hate but tbh when yoh beat the shit out of em for 20 years
It's whatever
i used to hate the jets for some reason
Oh. Don't get me started with my hating ass for Peyton Manning back in the day. Chokes and Excuses.
They are evil. That's why
the steelers play dirty as fuck
i kinda liked when the Jets had Rex Ryan, they were fun to watch in the playoffs
Watch how you speak on the sheriff 😤
rex ryan making a foot fetish joke about himself on live tv was legendary
Jets fans will boast about being a SB contender at 10-7
Oh. Look at that. The ball went right over his head.
I wish nothing but failure for the Jets
ngl those jets teams were probably winning a title if they had a qb who wasn’t dogshit
Oh well too bad
Lol okay I gotta go to bed 😂 goodnight everyone
the jets need a new Logo and some jerseys man, they just look so weird
Night ray
good night !
You have to understand, especially for those younger than me. The Jets fanbase is a sleeping giant that is ready to ruin everyone's lives the moment they get a decent record.
ha , can relate
i think every fanbase is like that tho
It's the age old conflict for me. I want my rivals to fail but damn it is sweet watching them get put out of the playoffs
but idk i can imagine the jets being absolutely horrible to deal with
The Bucs aren't calling themselves SB champs at 10-7. The Jets fans would be making them like they're the number one seed and then the media will not STFU about them
This was 2010 abridged.
i have seen enough of packers losing in the playoffs i want , and maybe it’ll never happen, them to become the old lions
Yeah. They're ran by multiple incompetent owners
they could be owned by an entire discord chat technically
I know you have some stock in them
yall are gonna think i’m crazy
When I say incompetent, we are talking Cleveland levels of bad
Not mediocre football
dolphins fans have it worse than jets fans
at least with the jets you suck early in the season , dolphins fans either have mediocrity or you get blueballed
The Packers will never have bad ownership because they're publicly owned,
browns ownership should not change as often as it has
that should not happen
if the browns ever win a super bowl the earth might explode
The Skidmarks are special. It takes a lot of skill to lose as much consistently as they have.
The Browns winning a sb with Haslem as the owner would be pretty disgusting
Loria won a WS with the Marlins. Anything is possible.
if watson actually worked out the browns might compete for a super bowl
but watson is a piece of trash so im glad it didn’t
Yes but I mean in terms having to deal with it
Id rather a Bills sb over a Browns
The punchline is the Browns had two shots at Watson in that 2017 draft and missed both times.
At least the Bills I just dislike them because they are rivals
the browns dead ass have 0 shot in free agency
Not because they employ Watson
yeah that’s honestly fair , i don’t think the packers are some crooked morally poor franchise
the browns certianly are
The Browns, as long as they are owned by Haslem, I will always want to fail
the browns in my entire lifetime have been shit
the browns are wasting an elite defense
I can't think of a time when the browns haven't been shit
people who say the jets franchise is worse than the browns gotta think about this a little
Poo vs shit
jets are not as bad as the browns even if woody is a trash can
Myles Garrett is about to break the sack record, and he's on trash.
Joe Thomas in the background: First time?
Myles Garrett if he was a Seahawk
Idk man

The browns have
Exactly
But let be honest the playoffs are crap shoot
the browns win over the steelers was high key one of my favorite playoff games
The Jets havent been relevant since Obama 1
Ya but when they were relevant they were the second best team in the division
yeah but they didn’t sign a rapist to a guaranteed contract
And they were going viral every week
the last team they beat in the playoffs was the brady led patriots funny enough
Honestly, they're close. The Skidmarks were just a great comedy act in the draft in the 2010s. The Jets, just draft a bad QB and then use the rest of the 1st round picks on defensive players that are often busts. Rinse and repeat for 10+ years.
The jets could beat good teams then Butt Fumble
He aint even the worst rapist to ever play for the Browns 😭
I am talking their franchise GOAT
the browns thought brandon weeden was a good idea
I never laughed as much for a draft pick then I did when Justin Gilbert was picked when OBJ was there.
i mean don’t get me wrong the jets suck too
Browns are morally bankrupt, the Jets do everything wrong, and the Raiders have Beavis as their owner
AFC full of the elites icl
The Raiders aren't even the funny bad anymore when senile Al Davis was there. He'd get wild with trades and 1st round picks.
nah the raiders are just depressing
AFC either has the most elite franchises in the NFL or the most damningly dogshit
No in between
Lions were right there with those teams until recently
Fwiw, I think being owner means you gotta be rich as hell and usually it's pretty messed up what ya gotta do to be that rich
Couple that with the all corrupting power of money and fame
And it's easy to see how they would do it
Choose your fighters
Patriots/Jets/Raiders vs
Steelers/Browns/Chiefs
Undoubtedly
All that to say, I aint gonna be defending Robert Kraft
Oldest team in the league and zero Super Bowls to show for it
Yeah. I think most owners have skeletons in their closet. You can say many things about the Rams rn. Just a reminder that Stan Kroenke caused a farmer to game over himself because Stan Kroenke wanted the land.
cardinals are somehow not interesting enough to be noticed but the cardinals are terrible
Not to get political but there are zero ethical billionaires
Nobody expects anything out of them.
They all exploited everything they could to get to where they are
correct
That's just real shit
I mean they are playing the wrong sport
arizona sports just casually slipping under the radar
browns fans should start a go fund me and buy the team
dan snyder is still the worst nfl owner of our lives
Dont ask me for anything im saving up money to buy the Pitt Pirates
Just think about it. The Cards have over a hundred years of history, and their best stretch in team history was 2013-2017.
08-09 too
Okay legit Id do this
Just to help Paul Skenes
carson palmer was cooking until the panthers kicked their ass
I hate Pittsburgh fans but omg the Pirates fans deserve so much better
Dude is too talented a pitcher to be screwed over by Bob
The Pirates have a rich history that is being pissed on
And let's be fair, it's not an Arizona thing with the Cards. They were forgotten on the south side of Chicago, they were forgotten in St. Louis, and they're forgotten in the desert.
I think their last NFL title in general was won because the other team was stripped of it.
the cardinals are that bad team that just exists
DEI NFL title 😭
It's going to happen in these 30+ team leagues. The Cards spent many years in the NFC East as the jobbers like the Bucs were in the NFC South in the 2010s
I cheer for a lot of relatively newer franchises
Lol like who
The Jets and Browns you could say their mistakes were worth talking about. The Cards? Emmitt Smith?
My oldest Big 4 team I cheer for is the Mess Mets
And Von isn't even here 
Hurricanes, Hornets and Panthers
The Skidmarks will always be the Skidmarks to me. My punching bag
Think that comes with North Carolina getting teams finally
That is a depression platter if I ever seen one
Would you be a Charlotte baseball fan?
Respect
So I need to rep one of them
I was born in California
So the Sharks are like
My soft spot
Technically born in LA county but uh
Canes are fun until it's playoff time, Panthers at least have an MVP and a Super Bowl appearance I remember
No thanks
I grew up with the Rays. So I was raised in it. I can't imagine how it would've been before 98 for me. IDK if I would've been a Marlins fan. A bullet dodged I guess.
The Wizards exist?
I thought those were just the bums that stay at the Caps place when they aren't playing.
And at least the Mets have an owner who's willing to spend
The Hornets are in giga hell
Kon the Nipple actually
The Magic I had massive depression in the 2010s. But I don't watch enough of the sport to really care enough.
melo has one of the worst tattoos ive ever seen
like what the hell man
Lol this shit is so ass
Spent all his VC on tats instead of nutrition or his mid range 
the problem is that he shoots midrange at all
How about jumpshot in general
Man Lamelo starting to look like a barcode 😭
You know, it's 2025 and I still don't know if I would be happy to see Dwight Howard at a Magic game. That whole drama in 2011 made me lose a lot of passion for that team and sport.
D12 is the franchise goat respect him
Yeah. As the knife is put through my back
He's a top 75 player ever but they needed to add some "Damian Lillard" or whatever
Im so sorry he didnt think he could win a title with Hedo Turkoglu and Jameer Nelson
I would kill for the Hornets to get a center 75% as good as Dwight
Instead I get some "Kalkbrenner"
Yeah. But he made it such a clown show. It wasn't that he got traded. It's that he sucked the life out of every fan in the process.
It wasn't LeBron making his decision on ESPN bad. But it's something I always remember hating and wanting to end.
Doesn't help that the Magic spent many years after drafting players and then trading them for no reason.
And then signing Bismack Biyombo. Oh that was a good one
Who drafted him and pretended he was an NBA player again
The Cryin Jordans. Duh
He's the GOAT and I hate him yeah
He treated the team like he did his gambling.
Hey now. Don't mess with the White Sox legend Michael Jeffrey Jordan,
The best MJ ever played baseball was in Space Jam
Exactly. The baseball thing is just a cover-up for what really happened to Jordan during his retirement. He was too busy saving the world from the Monstars.
LeGoat ended his double digit scoring streak to assist the game winner in Toronto
You couldn't have written a better script
I also can't believe the streak is over
The worst streak in basketball is finally over! Hooray
sucks for the lions but good for the niners
Deteoit
one week before the lions play stafford too
Asked if they are in a fight for Europe or for relegation - Iraola says they are somewhere in the middle. He says there will be moments of form and bad moments across the whole season and they have to go through them.
#afcb
Fight for what now
https://x.com/frank_seravalli/status/1996957741852639502?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ @dim kettle stuff like this is the worst
Morgan rielly sent to cancun????
🚨 Pep Guardiola on Maresca: “One of the best managers in the world, Enzo Maresca, I know him quite well but, the job he has done at Chelsea does not get enough credit. Winning the Club World Cup, Conference League, qualification for the Champions League in a league that is so tough with a young team. It is exceptional.” [BBC Sport]
You're a thief of joy
Have some respect for LeKing
I LeWant to LeSpend a day with LeEmperor
lebron was running the same stick as ronaldo
Source: Tests this morning confirmed that Lions star safety Brian Branch has torn his Achilles.
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︀︀Branch was injured in the fourth quarter. Tough loss for Detroit defensive backfield.
Brutal loss
@weak gull
Sorry my dude
that is rough:/ he’s probably out next season too
I already saw
I highly doubt all of next season
It’s probably a return mid to late next year but not all of next
Nah an Achilles is like a 6-8 month recovery time
He’s likely not gonna be 100% till near the end of next season though
FOX announced that Jameis Winston will be joining them as a guest analyst on Sunday, with the #Giants on a bye week.
Quoting Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)
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CBS announced that Russell Wilson will be joining them as a guest analyst on Sunday, with the #Giants on a bye week.
He just says this because he plans on using maresca’s body as a visage when his current one shuts down
Fwank is such a loser
Two hours later and nothing lmfao
dude needs to get back in the buffet line
Incredible. Hockey insiders are the worst
Yeah I’m not much younger and he makes me feel young af
it's probably just for a TV or podcast appearance too
I know, I was thinking that too. Some nonsense
The Rangers trading everything to the Lightning for Emil Lilleberg?
The fact Mike already had matching shorts on 🤣
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︀︀Thanks for the jerseys, @OrlandoMagic 🔥
Idk who that is so perfect I am in
He fights a lot and is in the box a lot. Perfect to face the pesky hedgehog, Tom Wilson.
I feel like if they asked beforehand Chris would’ve asked for #12 
We don't talk about 12 and Magic jerseys.
Not a fan of sevaralli?
Sanjuan is my favourite hockey insider
He’s one of the better ones actually
It’s just annoying how they do stuff like this. Why even tease fans. Just break news
The news will be the NHL logo... Is going back to orange lettering. Big news!
This is awesome: The line outside “The Wieners Circle” in Chicago that promised free hot dogs if Bears HC Ben Johnson took off his shirt which he did after Friday’s win.
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︀︀There is no bigger football city than Chicago.
There’s no joy when it comes to LeBron
Thanks lad
Damn first time we disagree
Good luck in the draw for everyone
Fifa peace prize might just be the most useless made up thing ever
Holy shit
Anything to stroke this guys ego a bit more ig
thanks for sharing this!! bears fans love their team, and i’m glad the people of chicago get to enjoy this (i’m in the suburbs )
The line starts at your house.
it damn well should!
Fifa is a fucking joke
we been knew
Kill the bald man
That trophy looks way too good for such a shit award
What an ass.
Looks like Kyler Murray is done done
Damn what lebron do
become basketball robaldo ig
both uncs pushing their stats. Ronaldo is def worse though
NHL fans:
that guy is straight up the homelander
nuke the whole place
Mexico will certainly be better 
@sweet tree @dawn tapir
Figured he’d want to play even though it’s a lost season
nice, cant wait
Trump calling him Johnny hahahahah
yeah, the season is done but he should play the final couple of games and get some rhythm i guess
I get it from a competitive standpoint even though I think it’d be smarter to just bench him the rest of the year
WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT FOOTBALL
He said we need to change American football to a different name hahahaha
Hand egg ball confirmed
All 3 are there
all 3 NA presidents are at the ceremony
They’re doing the draw
Kinda political...
Fucking Trump making jokes 
Hmmm...
false sports is about gambling scandals
How did all of them pick their respective nation ? Tf
was on purpose probably
1/3 then 1/2 chance
The ball probably had a groove on it so they knew, yeah
1/6 not bad tbf
Okay, actual draw
Such a clown show man
It's also a bit more accessible now? The last wasn't on yt iirc
I guess so
Same 😞😞
Here goes the dragging
find it funny the draw is in DC but we aren't getting any games over here for the World Cup
smh
What time is it in US
Canada in group B

it's almost 1 pm est
Did they do that for the South Korea-Japan WC?
The matches are already decided, we need to know who plays each match
The groups for stadiums aren’t confirmed?
Are they not?
Is this interview really necessary
While the Final Draw will determine which teams play each other in the group stage, the updated match schedule, including the stadium assigned to each match and the respective kick-off time, will be confirmed on Saturday, 6 December.
Ty
Yes
Especially in the middle of the draw

Could be a placeholder
Wolf, who is winning it all
The fifa live chat on YouTube is giving me a seizure with all the flags
Yeah Colombia wins it
Fairs
Leave it to FIFA to make the WC Draw unwatchable
These fuckers don't value our time at all
She’s old school
She’s pretty massive Tbf
Legend
I only listen to music when traveling so idk many artists 

Kevin hart has already done that for you so dw
Thank you Kevin
Shes awesome her music is timeless shame she has to perform for Gianni's bald ass
I have work to do can they speed this up 
Spoiler the draw doesn’t happen
Wait
Just endless concert loop
Istg the audience gotta start booing rn
Do we have a world cup song yet
Yeah Robbie Williams
Performed it at the beginning
This draw is utter yank nonsense
Missed it 🕊️
With a girl whose name I can’t spell
Robbie Williams in 2025 ffs
Wait they gave an award to who?
Do most people even know who he is
That was THE world cup 2026 song??
This is so tone deaf it’s not even funny
I had seen her name before
Wtf that was so ass
I dont think anything can beat the wavin flag song for me

and I thought ballon d'or was nonsense
Be annoying and his fans even worse
I like the Italian song
still listen to it, to this day
“LEBRON TOOK A DUMP. HES 40 YEARS OLD!!1!1!1!1!1!! NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT”
It's so good
La Canción del Mundial Italia 90.. la mejor canción de un mundial.
Sígueme en Twitter @edwolfman
And Pitbull's one too]
These World Cup draw spectacles are dragged out way too long
Since when did FIFA have a Peace award
Its only going to get worse in the future btw
America
Yesss
It’s not just America man
Qatar sucked too
That took long as well
This one is next level
Dont these world leaders have things to do no way this can go on for much longer
What’s funny is that it wasn’t even the official song
It was the Coca Cola song
Dont care it is in my heart
Coca Cola?
Yeah it was for an advert
Better than Shakira’s
Yeah waving flag is iconic
Waka Waka is good too
Do you actually believe they do shits lol
That’s true
I cant even remember the Qatar one
Was the bts guy
no one does
We are dreamers
I just don't want to see someone so I'd like it to leave
speed wc song was the official one
Oh there was a Qatar song
…………….
Lowkey if cleaned up the lyrics it could have worked
If he just kept it at world cup
It would be fine
At least it was memorable I'll give him that
Bro this is like one of those safety instruction videos you see before your flight
The air bag is below your seat
This is worse
Please make sure to put the oxygen mask on your face before assisting others
These are music performances that no one asked for
Ay
They should have made Salma Hayek do the whole draw
Salma Hayek appearance
Can’t believe she’s married to the guy who owns Rennes
Thanks for the trivia
Why do I think they brought her only for trump lmao
Arsenal played them once and she was in the crowd
Gotta keep him awake somehow
He had her watching Emery sufferball
Rennes is my favourite team in Ligue 1 👀 (If there were no Georgians)
There is only one thing that could make this whole thing good rn but If I say what it is I'd get banned 🤫
There’s no way he knows where he is
He’s gonna be asking for Pele to come out
Scenes as Portugal gets the easiest group 
Do we really need this
isn't ronaldo banned in the US
Why do you think they gave him a trophy it's so he remembers today

Oh my God. I have a lot of patience for stupid stuff but this is next level
I never wanna see Rio Ferdinand again after today
Idk I just kept hearing he can't enter the country
Yeah this shit is beyond awful
I dont
So I want to put a hole in my laptop
Honestly same
“ please keep your seatbelts fasted for the entire flight, even if the seatbelt light is off”
Why do I feel like 6 7 will get mentioned eventually
although given his track record I shouldn't be suprised the US would welcome him with open arms
Basically hard confirmed. Knew this for a while.
Good luck to him
I reckon at least one of them will struggle to open the balls
I wonder who
Never trust a Canadian
PLEASE KYLER COME SAVE ME
I would trust them with maple syrup
This video is so wrong, school is over in the uk
my condolences
Them kids don’t want to see Rio
THE GREAT ONE
THE GOAT
Lefgggg
Gretzky?
waynoooo
Judge lmfao hell yeah
What the fuck is this
O
Could they not get a Mexican
Shaquille
I'm pretty sure Brady was gonna be there
Me 🤝 Shaq - same birthplace
Big Shaq
lebron next
We are narrowing it down Lunik...be ready
BRADY 🐐
nvm
who gives a shit
What the hell?
Jokes jokes
Brady 
Shaquille

😭
I bet none of the 4 people they called up know who Ferdinand is 
Idgaf about all these american fake sports

Draw the balls man
I was about to say that lmfao
WE DON'T CARE ABOUT THE SHOW WE WANT THE BALLS
SHOW US YOUR BALLS
Thanks for telling me what teams are in pot 1 I’d never have known
they sre presenting the pots
This is gonna take 20 minutes just to show every team in every pot
Hmmmmmmm
ucl draws weren't this bad
Just show what group Georgia gets man 🥱
Something wrong? 
At least UCL draws don't have fucking concerts in them
They do the same
You’re in?
But at least there aren't 48 teams
No 

Is Italy in yet speaking of which?
Who are you gonna root for croco?
I don't recall trump getring a fake award
Bournemouth players
Gianni such a terrorist how is this going on 2 hours
like yhis is a million times note cringe
I liked Germany but since Kroos retired I don't really care
Colombia
We'll play Northern Ireland and if we win we'll play the winner between Wales and Bosnia
If we win both we're qualified
yeah
retired from nt after the euros
I watched his last game live
What about former Bournemouth players?
He's a corrupt clown fuck him
I know what you mean...
FINALLY

Tom Brady picking Brazil hahaha his ex wife haunts him
BRAZIL
Incredible draw
Shaq doesn't even know what's going on
GERMANY
Lmao I switched to them
Ok
Ive never heard gretzky before and he sounds like the most stereotypical canadian ever
Kluivert lock in
The GOAT
I guess he couldn’t deflate them
not even a close second
How are Belgium still a top speed
Gretzky is one of the only NHL players ive heard of
Belgium when it comes to qualifiers
Groups A b c d will play each other in later rounds right?
The best there ever was
Spain
I have never heard of any nhl player and I' not interested in hearing about them
I hope Spain gets killed
They might just change it later so don’t get your hopes high
I want to draw them 
They’re just making shit up
why
We don't have an official route to the final yet? Lol
I still have PTSD from when they beat us 1-7 at home
Yamal's first goal for Spain btw 🥀
Georgia sounds like West Ham to me
he scored vs france
euros
Ah this was before lol
England got the L
I don't have any faith in England btw
Is it not coming home?
Not even a contender bro let alone win
good
Ok but can they still release a new song
England is in group L for Loser
Time for Colombia
Tuchel is a great cup manager
I don't trust them but I won't put them off because of him
I would imagine the pot 2 teams would want to be in Canada’s group right?
I just think it's so stale...
They have the players but man
I don't see anyone as a leader on that team
Leading to...
USA Iran please
Canada, USA and mexico are the easiest grohps probably
Rematch of 2022 and diplomatic tensions.
😂😂😂
Yes
korea?
Wait Korea Republic?
didn't son already cook em
They have a decent amount of good players tbf
Damn Swiss are good
Canada and Switzerland
Yep Shaqw
Battle of being nice to others
Canada got a tough opponent
I like that group
Group of death
Morocco Brazil
cooking
Official country names
Brazil Morocco
this world cup will a bit longer than a month right?
Brazil Morocco is nuts
Fixed ffsssds
Australia USA????
US V AUSSIE HELL YEAH
LOOOOL
BATTLE OF SOCCER
YES
US will take that
lame
Lmaoooo
EASY W
2 soccer nations
That's so funny
no iran
Already seen Australia US get chippy. @amber grove
nah USA could win that
USA is better bro
No Scotland
Interesting
"Could" name one Australian footballer who's on Captain America's level
So teams want to avoid Norway
Pot3
can't think of one
That’s like hell
OH
FUCK YEAH
Fuck why did I think
W JAPAN
japan
It was Japan Spain
Portugal's gonna get croatia I can feel it
Shaq's hands see too big for this
oh
Netherlands Japan
Oh shit
Never gets old lol
Yamal will make Araujo pay for his sins @sweet tree
Damn it man
🕊️
THAT GUYS HEADSET ISNT ON
Interesting
France Senegal is sexy
Honestly shocked Shaq is pronouncing all the countries names correctly with the way he messes up NBA players names all the time
Bielsa is already in hot water right now
Been practicing this
yeah they're cooked I'm afraid
He does try to make an attempt with languages
England will get Croatia watch
When he tries to speak to players in their native tongues its cool especially Joker and Giannis
Rematch of 2018
@short flame Good luck vro
Ayo
Belgium Iran
you got portugal bro @short flame
nah i just wanted to be funny
Portugal Colombia is difficult.
yea
Has Netherlands been drawn yet
Yeah they got Japan
OH FFS
just pray that they put ronaldo in then it will work out
Oh shit Norway is in this
Better than croatia portugal anyday
Japan with Netherlands
Brazil will get Norway
for colombia
I want Gianni's soul for making this last as long as it has
That group would be must watch
England with Croatia
Thanks
I forgot Tunisia qualified that's cool
whoever gets Norway should start praying
I’m happy with the draw
Norway have never lost to Brazil and refuse to face them in a friendly so now they’ll meet
JUDGE SHOWED UP?
USA .. Qatar or Uzbek pls
did anyone's country here actually qualify
nah
Mexico South Africa
bc I remeber most here didn't or have to go playoffs
Hell naw
Everyone is praying not to get Norway, I imagine
Canada getting a sympathy group 😭
whoever gets that last spot in group a will be lucky af
mexico getting bounced out I'm afraid
POCH
Norway in group c pls
Bro USA is getting 1st

Goes into E
Norway is going to C aren’t they lmao
