What did he say again
#sports
solid dagger
If I were even 1/100th as rich or famous as he is at 17 I'd do worse ngl 
marsh olive
if Salah gets top 2 i'll cry man
crude berry
Raphy 5????
marsh olive
WHAT
dim ledge
I'd be happy with top 3 but he's probably gonna be 4
crude berry
It is between dembele and yamal
crude berry
Fk this bruh
smoky fable
I was wrong <@467950038702882816> <@233819459880615936>
Ben Saul’s
crude berry
How was vitinha before raphy
smoky fable
Give him a chance
marsh olive
did Vitinha get 3rd?
crude berry
Yeah
sweet tree
who won
amber grove
Ben Saul’s
I want Hot Rod in Falcons colors
dim ledge
Imagine how hard Fabrizio is gonna lose it if it's fucking Yamal lmao
amber grove
NO YAMAL
dim ledge
ONLY 17
marsh olive
Salah or Rapha should've won it wtf
crude berry
It should have been dembouz vs raphy
amber grove
Fabrizio is crying
dim ledge
Good
frail berry
How Palmer get 8th
dim ledge
May his tears float his boat to suicide
marsh olive
Dembouz won
crude berry
Football won
amber grove
sweet tree
Dembele wins
crude berry
Well deserved
sweet tree
fair
crude berry
Raphy 5? Get tf outta here bruh
sweet tree
rip his credibility
crude berry
That's the most hilarious shit ever
sweet tree
what rank was rapha
dim ledge
This feels like the first season where he wasn't injured for a significant amount of time/coming off of one
crude berry
💀
rapid yoke
the party throwing curse continues
crude berry
Dembouz won ucl and balloon dor before mbappe 
hasty basin
Bro that's Matip
sweet tree
dembouz ballon d or before mbappe uno
dim kettle
crude berry
before neymar even
dim ledge
How is Raya not here man lmao
sweet tree
sweet tree
the women's ballon d or one...
hasty basin
How is Raya not here man lmao
They fucked up when they released it lmao
sweet tree
probably not a good result
burnt cedar
After the World Cup final I thought his career was over
sweet tree
love aitana but surely it was gonna be an English player
sweet tree
grats to dembouz
crude berry
burnt cedar
The one good thing about the Messi Ronaldo era ending is we’ll be getting more new winners
Can’t see anyone going back to back for a while
Maybe lamine
noble fractal
right place right time I guess
french player and french club this was inevitable
hexed galleon
Dembele with one of the weirdest careers ive ever seen
hexed galleon
How is Raya not here man lmao
bounou still getting glazed to this day
dense blade
What is he doing up there
sweet tree
club world cup
dense blade
Ahh
sweet tree
most likely cause of that tournament
dense blade
I didn't watch a single match of that sorry ass tournament lmao
That makes sense tho
Vitinha at 3rd is crazy tho
sweet tree
I respect it
dense blade
Some people clearly don't like Brazilians very much at the awards
sweet tree
hes a baller
ripe olive
W dembele
fluid moat
Imagine telling someone in 2020 that Dembele would be winning the ballon d'or in 5 years
ripe olive
why didnt they show ronaldo when they were showin past winners
burnt cedar
I’m fine with the top 3 tbh
sweet tree
Imagine telling someone in 2020 that Dembele would be winning the ballon d'or in...
I have a buddy who thought dembouz > mbappe a couple of years ago
kinda crazy how that turned out even tho I don't agree with the take
fluid moat
Vitinha is booty and got 3rd that's how I know these awards are not worth taking seriously
dense blade
Imagine telling someone in 2020 that Dembele would be winning the ballon d'or in...
I would've honestly laughed so hard at them if someone told me Dembele would win a ballon d'or after leaving Barcelona
This is insane actually but I'm very happy for him
burnt cedar
I have a buddy who thought dembouz > mbappe a couple of years ago
Genuinely was a good argument when they both came through but Mbappe ended it by 2018
fluid moat
Even in 2022 when he got subbed out of the world cup final within like 20 minutes
dense blade
Bartomeu was a visionary man
burnt cedar
Even in 2022 when he got subbed out of the world cup final within like 20 minute...
One of the worst performances ever and bro played half of a half
dense blade
You gotta agree he had the vision 
burnt cedar
Dembele didn’t even start the season well last year he just went into overdrive post Christmas
I remember he got dropped for the group game vs Arsenal
dense blade
Psg weren't very special in the group games yes
fluid moat
They were close to getting knocked out during the league phase
They were like 22nd place or some shit at one point
burnt cedar
That city comeback changed it all
dense blade
I think they were on the cusp of elimination until the last gameweek
And Nunez!
Don't forget my goat
burnt cedar
burnt cedar
France level with Argentina (Messi) for most Balon dors
dense blade
I'm surprised they didn't give the coach of the year to Maresca for winning the CWC lol
sweet tree
brazil and france got the best ballers
burnt cedar
brazil and france got the best ballers
Most important footballing nations ever for me
solid dagger
France above Germany or Italy? 
burnt cedar
France above Germany or Italy? <:ApooHmm:826406772482113536>
Yeah for me personally the integration of immigrants plays a massive part
Trickles down into Africa etc
dim ledge
Give me Brazil/Netherlands
burnt cedar
I’m not basing it off of pure achievements but in terms of what the French footballing system has done
solid dagger
The Netherlands have been very unlucky
Great country historically with only one euro
Birthed arguably the most important person in football history if you consider his player career and manager career
burnt cedar
Give me Brazil/Netherlands
What would you say is the peak Dutch era? 70s?
thorn hornet
I thought an arsenal women's player was gonna win that
We got Sneijdered
Ribery-ed even
dim ledge
What would you say is the peak Dutch era? 70s?
Really hard to argue otherwise but I think 80s is there too
burnt cedar
Birthed arguably the most important person in football history if you consider h...
It’s true but I see it as more one man/club in that sense personally
dim ledge
Bro
burnt cedar
Yeah the 80s is overlooked mainly cause of the lack of achievement I guess
dim ledge
Well they're the ones that won the euro
solid dagger
Yamal above both Raphinha and Salah is debatable
burnt cedar
Well they're the ones that won the euro
Just the one is the issue
solid dagger
Donnarumma below Palmer 
dim ledge
But yeah Netherlands is my euro pick all day for impact/culture
France second prob yeah
crude berry
Vitinha above salah and raphy 💀
solid dagger
But yeah Netherlands is my euro pick all day for impact/culture
WC where 
burnt cedar
Personally 90s France is higher for me but I can’t fault someone saying Netherlands
dim ledge
Personally 90s France is higher for me but I can’t fault someone saying Netherla...
Ball knower
dim ledge
Tbf Ajay I also believe that Cruyff is the best player ever
solid dagger
Above Messi?
solid dagger
I can't really say anything since I haven't seen Cruyff play
dim ledge
Above Messi yes. Personally
burnt cedar
I’m not sure where I rank Cruyff
solid dagger
But Messi is easily the best player I've ever watched
dim ledge
Cruyff changed the way football is played
And made the Barcelona system
While being one of the best ever
That seals it for me
solid dagger
He also inspired Bordalas apparently
dim ledge
Even if others are better than him in terms of physical talent
I don't think anyone touches him in terms of football IQ
And that's what I hold paramount
dim ledge
solid dagger
On a serious note, I have both Germany and Italy as the best European football countries when we consider everything (national team, players, teams)
Then either France or the Netherlands
burnt cedar
Honestly I read about German football
And the book was so bad
I’ve just disregarded Germany as a nation all together
solid dagger
How so? 
burnt cedar
They spent a whole chapter telling me how cars were built
dim ledge
I think France and Netherlands are close not only in terms of overall legacy but also in the sense of like
burnt cedar
In a book about football
burnt cedar
There was a lot of Moroccan players too who just chose to play for Morocco instead with the down period of the Netherlands
Affelay the one who I can think of who played
That’s where Netherlands lacked for me
burnt cedar
Van Dijk, Seedorf, Rijkaard, Gullit, etc.
They sort of never built on from this
Whereas France today is just a different animal
dim ledge
Never built on how
burnt cedar
Never built on how
Talent wise
You see the crop of players 2000s plus
I wouldn’t say there’s many world class players
dim ledge
Mmmmm
Yeah I guess that's fair
At least from an immigrant background
Gravenberch is the first i can think of besides VVD in modern terms
solid dagger
Sneijder
solid dagger
Oh are we taking current players?
burnt cedar
Also Netherlands have been pretty poor internationally recently
dim ledge
Yeah....
solid dagger
Should've won vs Argentina in 2022 ngl
burnt cedar
I guess euros last summer
burnt cedar
Should've won vs Argentina in 2022 ngl
Scripting tax
That weghorst goal to make it 2-2 was so cold
solid dagger
Infantino already picked the outcome before the game 😔
marsh olive
crazy to think Dembele actually lived up to the hype
rapid yoke
more arsenal players than any other team
proud coyote
yet nothing to show for it
crude berry
frail berry
crazy to think Dembele actually lived up to the hype
Just gotta show up in the second half of the season
🙏
ripe yacht
crazy to think Dembele actually lived up to the hype
Its time for fati to do the same 
rapid yoke
yet nothing to show for it
are u a cunt in everything u do or just on here?
ripe yacht
An agenda needs to start
proud coyote
are u a cunt in everything u do or just on here?
im a lovely fellow
ripe yacht
are u a cunt in everything u do or just on here?
Gyokeres' award had nothing to do with you lot 😭
rapid yoke
Gyokeres' award had nothing to do with you lot 😭
when did i say it was…
does he not play for us?
cant even be happy about my team without u guys being pricks
ripe yacht
I mean technically hes up there as a former sporting player 🤷🏾
Your time will come, just need to sack arteta 🙂
rapid yoke
#bringiraola
ripe yacht
Hes our manager, yall can have southgate
rapid yoke
i genuinely wouldnt watch football anymore
ripe yacht
It has to happen, southgate and his lb saka would take over the prem
smoky fable
yet nothing to show for it
God damn
smoky fable
im a lovely fellow
Hmmmmm
torn gale
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTM8Uj3hB/
Lobotomy ball
The acc is allegedly moving to 9 conference games but idk how that’s gonna work with 17 members
Now I’m getting mad over the damn Aggies being a protected opponent for lsu again
humble furnace
willow galleon
The acc is allegedly moving to 9 conference games but idk how that’s gonna work ...
Good, power 4 needs to be 9 games
dim ledge
What do you think of the ballon d'or
Ask him what he thinks of the cowboys next
You'll have a great time
torn gale
What do you think of the ballon d'or
Uhhhhhhhh it wasn’t yamal so it’s a bad selection
Ok so I admit I have watched very little soccer so far. The timing is just terrible. But I’ll try harder from this point
torn gale
Good, power 4 needs to be 9 games
Yeah but it doesn’t mathematically work out
With 17 teams
willow galleon
Yeah but it doesn’t mathematically work out
Add usf maybe
torn gale
B12 is worse
The top of the acc is trying to leave
It’s only a matter of time until we have like 2 super conferences
Shame what has happened to this sport
amber grove
ACC weak asf
This is what happens when Dabo don't have generational college QBs to bail his ass out and the rest of the conference is mid
At least Tech is solid
torn gale
FSU is up and down. But the bad of the acc is really bad
dim ledge
Has fsu "played anyone" yet? Barring Alabama
dim ledge
I mean I guess there's some merit in dropping 50+ burgers at least lmao
torn gale
Yeah they’ve been good this season
I mean up and down on a season to season basis
They went 2-10 last year
willow galleon
It’s only a matter of time until we have like 2 super conferences
I'm fine with how everything is now (Minus Stanford, Cal, and Smu)
torn gale
I’m not. The pac died and now we have west coast teams in the b1g. Big noon kickoff being usc vs illi is silly
willow galleon
I’m not. The pac died and now we have west coast teams in the b1g. Big noon kick...
I'm only okay with it because I dont have to hear "Ohio state has played no one" all year
torn gale
I mean Oregon is the only good pac team that joined. The difference between the big ten and the sec is that the sec has more elite teams and has less putrid ones.
Elite as in having more teams win championships
willow galleon
Elite as in having more teams win championships
I feel like the top of both are pretty equal but once you get out of the top 5 it's not close
torn gale
Nah the b10 has Rutgers, nw, Maryland, Purdue, Indiana before the last 2 years, illi. They have more putrid teams. Less top tier programs too with omly osu Michigan and Penn state. They’re just as good as the sec elite but they is simply less of them
willow galleon
Nah the b10 has Rutgers, nw, Maryland, Purdue, Indiana before the last 2 years, ...
torn gale
14 of the last 25 championships have been won by an sec team, and all from the same 5 teams lol
But we are in a new era
An era where Vanderbilt is scary
amber grove
https://x.com/tori_mcelhaney/status/1970255446599438839
This is something I guess
willow galleon
An era where Vanderbilt is scary
I got work to do I'll ttyl
dim ledge
This is something I guess
Surely it's a bit of a knee jerk?
torn gale
What about the special teams coordinator
amber grove
Surely it's a bit of a knee jerk?
It's not
amber grove
What about the special teams coordinator
What about him?
torn gale
I kinda want everyone fired from every team ever
Anyways how do you feel about fake usc being the final protected Georgia rival
dim ledge
I mean...idk
Maybe you have a point
Hasn't Pitts been the preferred target thus far? I heard London fell off
Maybe that's coaching related
amber grove
Pitts has done fine this year when targeted
Not taking plays off
Blocking well
London has been shit
The route running yesterday was terrible I understand why we gave that coach his walking papers
torn gale
Falcons should poach the Clemson wr coach
amber grove
I'm good
dim ledge
I do agree that people are hardcore knee jerking Penix
rustic ore
I'm good
How has your RT looked so far? I imagine once Norton gets healthy he'll take over
Left handed QBs do be needing their blindside protectors to not be dogshit
dim ledge
Wow
All this time
I never mentally checked that handedness of QBs changes things the same way a hockey players handedness/football players footednees does
Jesus Christ
rustic ore
It is weird once that idea sets in
dim ledge
Nah I understand it to an extent because like
Left and right footednees in football changes ALOT
I just didn't think the change would be that dynamic in NFL and as such is insignificant
rustic ore
I've read that pass catchers have said it even changes the way they have to catch
dim ledge
....does it reverse the spiral?
rustic ore
Mhm
rustic ore
I think they've said something the force of the ball actually hitting your hands distibutes differently
Right handed throwers and it hits your right hand harder, same but in reverse when catching from lefties
Never knew that before
Assuming you're not trying for style points by doing 1 handed that is
amber grove
How has your RT looked so far? I imagine once Norton gets healthy he'll take ove...
Hes been serviceable
Storm should be back in just under or just over a months time
rustic ore
Should provide decent depth then
He didn't look half bad Week 1 imo
Meanwhile I'm over here having to see my C play LT 
Thankfully Wirfs should be back either this week or next week though, so once he's back at least from C to LT by OL should be back to mostly normalcy
amber grove
Meanwhile I'm over here having to see my C play LT <:Crydo:586275183032270849>
I mean this from the bottom of my heart with all my soul more than anything I've ever said in here. PISS OFF YOUR 3 AND 0 AND 2 GAMES UP ON EVERYONE IN THE DIVISION
rustic ore
https://vxtwitter.com/vikings/status/1970246941620740486?s=46
Iirc that Michael Brockers guy y'all used to have doesn't believe dinosaurs were real
rustic ore
Dude we're just getting by with the power of friendship rn
Bubble will pop, probably Sunday against Philly
I'm just enjoying the vibes rn
smoky fable
I think they've said something the force of the ball actually hitting your hands...
Jerry rice talked about it with Montana and Steve young
Adjustment for niners. @dim ledge
I remember that
rustic ore
Can you imagine going from 1 HOF caliber QB to another, and then winning a title with both of them?
dim ledge
I think far and away football is what sets the side difference apart
Left footed players are coveted and typically VERY lethal
rustic ore
Apparently in NFL history only 33 left handed QBs have played
I think that's maybe 1% all time
willow galleon
Apparently in NFL history only 33 left handed QBs have played
Really?
rustic ore
According to google
hollow wind
How many QBs have started an NFL game
willow galleon
Probably has to do with people believing left handed = bad
dim ledge
The funnel for that shit is insane
rustic ore
How many QBs have started an NFL game
According to google rough estimate is 721
dim ledge
10% of the population down to x% who even bother picking up the sport down to x% who even ever make it pro
Mind you
hollow wind
33/721 actually sounds about right to me tbh
dim ledge
That number is even lower because before like...the 90s
You were actively taught to not be left handed
If you were biologically
Can't forget that
willow galleon
You were actively taught to not be left handed
My dad was left handed but his teachers forced him to be right handed (circa 1980)
rustic ore
I wonder if you could be taught to be ambidextrous?
dim ledge
My dad was left handed but his teachers forced him to be right handed (circa 198...
Ding ding ding
solid dagger
Ok so I admit I have watched very little soccer so far. The timing is just terri...
On an unrelated note, how do you feel about the cowboys?
dim ledge
smoky fable
I wonder if you could be taught to be ambidextrous?
Ben Simmons
Was a righty but adjusted to be left handed
Also baseball players
dim ledge
Is Ben Simmons genuinely that terrible
smoky fable
I’ve seen them do it
rustic ore
Ben Simmons
Man is just as bad shooting with his right as he is with his left
rustic ore
Is Ben Simmons genuinely that terrible
Yes
I barely know basketball and even I know that
Dude is actively afraid to shoot the ball
smoky fable
He didn’t develop
willow galleon
Is Ben Simmons genuinely that terrible
I have a higher 3 pointer % then him
hollow wind
I had some teachers who grew up in South Africa in the 70s/80s and they used to tell us that kids were literally beaten with canes if they used their left hand in class lol
rustic ore
I always wonder if it's difficult for left handed people to write. For me I always liked leaving my hand on the paper a bit but I feel like with lefties you're not able to see what you're writing as clearly
willow galleon
I always wonder if it's difficult for left handed people to write. For me I alwa...
I'll ask my sister next time I see her
slow violet
honestly, i would be shocked if the Lions win tonight
rustic ore
I'll ask my sister next time I see her
You get what I mean right? For me I feel like if you were left handed as you're writing your hand is covering up what you just wrote
willow galleon
You get what I mean right? For me I feel like if you were left handed as you're ...
I write sideways so I guess
rustic ore
Also the slight risk of smudging
rustic ore
honestly, i would be shocked if the Lions win tonight
I wouldn't be, I think Detroit has the fire power to hang with anyone
slow violet
true, but Goff has played terrible against the Ravens every time
dim ledge
I think I took Detroit tonight
slow violet
i mean historically terrible
rustic ore
Yeah that does look pretty rough
willow galleon
Lions are in Michigan so they are gonna lose
slow violet
off topic, did they announce Jackson Dart yet. trying to decide to drop Wandale or not
dim kettle
I always wonder if it's difficult for left handed people to write. For me I alwa...
I'm left handed. I always hate writing in notebooks because the spiral binding thing would press on my hand.
rustic ore
off topic, did they announce Jackson Dart yet. trying to decide to drop Wandale ...
They haven't yet
amber grove
Dude we're just getting by with the power of friendship rn
BUDDY WE LOST 30-0 TO THE PANTHERS
dim kettle
https://tenor.com/view/i-knew-it-kevin-hart-cold-as-balls-i-thought-so-told-you-...
Yeah. I always would have to flip my notebooks upside down to write stuff and one teacher I had found that so interesting.
slow violet
I want this to be the SB matchup this year
you will get Chiefs vs Eagles rd 3 and you will like it
hollow wind
No
willow galleon
Yeah. I always would have to flip my notebooks upside down to write stuff and on...
I do too
hollow wind
I’d actually consider not watching the SB if it’s chiefs eagles again. But I legit don’t think KC are good enough this year to make it so 
slow violet
it will be Bills at Home vs the Chiefs in the AFCCG
willow galleon
I’d actually consider not watching the SB if it’s chiefs eagles again. But I leg...
I will to see my goat (Cooper DeKean) cook the cheifs
Rip to my Minecraft horse named after him
hollow wind
Cooper DeJean is your goat lol?
rustic ore
We stan our White Boi CBs Evan
willow galleon
Cooper DeJean is your goat lol?
He was a very good horse.
rustic ore
😤
hollow wind
Lmfao
willow galleon
He was a very good horse.
Then my dumbass friend blew him up
slow violet
So sad Cooper died of Ligma
willow galleon
So sad Cooper died of Ligma
I'm gonna go get some Wendy's
rustic mountain
I’d actually consider not watching the SB if it’s chiefs eagles again. But I leg...
It would be like how the finals used to be Cleveland vs GS
I would be done
And tbh it might make my interest in football dwindle like Cleveland vs GS did for a while
willow galleon
Btw where can I watch MLS games at
slow violet
Btw where can I watch MLS games at
foxsports
versed forge
slow violet
FS1
rustic ore
Btw where can I watch MLS games at
willow galleon
Ugh Guess I gotta wait till I get a job
slow violet
no you don't
rustic ore
Ugh Guess I gotta wait till I get a job
willow galleon
I forgot about pirating
slow violet
Adam silver would of told you, Soccer isa. highlight sport anyway. Just watch it on youtube
rustic mountain
Someone actually wants to watch mls?
slow violet
Messi probably
willow galleon
Someone actually wants to watch mls?
I have multiple teams near by so
rustic mountain
I mean
torn gale
Adam silver sucks so much
rustic mountain
I have the sounders near by
But my interest is below the Pacific
But
To each their own
willow galleon
I live kind of between Cincy and Columbus
torn gale
My hatred for Adam silver has no bounds
rustic mountain
Adam Silver give me back the Sonics you bald goblin
rustic ore
My hatred for Adam silver has no bounds
Stern was the devil but Silver is something else entirely
slow violet
Roger Goodell would never get bullied like Silver
rustic ore
Roger is the bully
slow violet
lol man walked into a billion dollar lawsuit for NFL Sunday Package and said "stop being poor" 😭
rustic mountain
Is that any surprise
Let's be real hear guys, all those rich ceo types think that way
willow galleon
lol man walked into a billion dollar lawsuit for NFL Sunday Package and said "st...
"If you're a broke boy just say that"
slow violet
ofc
willow galleon
Let's be real hear guys, all those rich ceo types think that way
That shit 2/3 of my cable bill
rustic mountain
The only surprise is hearing them say it out loud, but the contempt rich people hold for the rest of us is blatant anymore
slow violet
if i didn't have redzone, i would probably sail the high seas
rustic ore
Friend sent me a pic from the game
Looks like it's gonna be lit
Ravens wearing all black and Lions wearing all white
If Lamar ever gets to an SB just give him the trophy
dim kettle
lol man walked into a billion dollar lawsuit for NFL Sunday Package and said "st...
Skill issue.
proud coyote
that was last year
rustic ore
I do think this year it's either gonna be Lamar or Allen getting in. No Burrow, KC looking out of it
But we shall see
January is a long ways away
dim kettle
Lamar Aaron Judge Jackson will get to the SB only to lose to someone like Baker Mayfield.
slow violet
NFL Juggling the "Cost" of losing Swiftie ad money vs the Backpay they would get in jersey sales from Lamar
smoky fable
I do think this year it's either gonna be Lamar or Allen getting in. No Burrow, ...
Herbert can sneak in there
If things go well
rustic ore
"Borderlands is back" Bitch if it's gone mainstream it's been dead
dim ledge
"Borderlands is back" Bitch if it's gone mainstream it's been dead
???? On NFL????
Jesus Christ Pitchford
rustic ore
So does M&T Bank Stadium have LEDs installed underneath all the seats and on the stair cases?
smoky fable
Ravens killing the Lions
It’s going to be competitive
Ravens have injuries to an already leaky defense
Madabuike chiefly one of them
rustic ore
Jamo wide open
hollow wind
huge 4th down
rustic ore
Is Monty hurt? Those short yardage plays are almost always his
rustic ore
That's why I'm asking, he wasn't on the field at all that drive
Know they do RBBC but I was just curious
hollow wind
he better be playing, I need him if I want to beat Muk this week 😭
willow galleon
Is Monty hurt? Those short yardage plays are almost always his
May have been because of no huddle but idk
rustic ore
Huh, I never knew Lamar hasn't thrown a pick on MNF
willow galleon
Mark andrews
I still think I made the right choice releasing him
smoky fable
https://tenor.com/view/evil-witch-laugh-evil-laugh-snow-white-bye-gif-15709261
Of course
hollow wind
Lamar isn't fair man
willow galleon
Looking like an Offensive game today
smoky fable
Mark Andrews again
willow galleon
Looking like an Offensive game today
High 30's
rustic lichen
WE IN THAT THANG LETS GO RAVENS 
rustic ore
Lamar isn't fair man
I just want him to remember to keep sliding, no need to risk unnecessary shots
smoky fable
LETS GO
I was expecting this high scoring affair between you and Zoro
You guys had some stinkers from your players
hollow wind
I was expecting this high scoring affair between you and Zoro
it all banks on tonight lol
everyone else sucked for us
smoky fable
it all banks on tonight lol
Yeah it is.
Thought that was forward
Backwards I guess
Gibbs got pushed back by the offensive line
rustic lichen
Why should intercepted hail marys not count towards QBs, Peyton Manning?
smoky fable
That just died
hollow wind
that wasn't backwards wtf
smoky fable
Punt
rustic lichen
Manningcast is so weird lmao
hollow wind
Normally they don't call backwards unless it's very clear. That wasn't even backwards at all lol
Troy Aikman with the unprompted Emmitt Smith glaze
rustic ore
Hope Madubuike comes back soon, neck injuries are always scary to me
smoky fable
Yea
smoky fable
Hope Madubuike comes back soon, neck injuries are always scary to me
Or back
amber grove
They can't stop Monty wtf
rustic ore
Monty getting loose
smoky fable
Monty getting loose
Offensive line is mashing right now too
Gibbs got lit up
But he’s short
rustic ore
Ballsy call to QB sneak there
smoky fable
Monty is short I think
rustic ore
Oof, short
rustic ore
I keep forgetting you're a play ahead
Or that I'm a play behind excuse me
There you go Evan, a Monty TD
98 yard TD drive that took off like 10 minutes
Demoralizing
rustic ore
Now if Goff could throw a TD or 3 I'd really appreciate it
rustic ore
You missed out on a fun game 2
restive vector
Maybe
rustic ore
hollow wind
KICKER TACKLE
rustic ore
Oof, Ali could've housed that if he didn't try cutting back inside
rustic ore
and goff to throw a pick or two
dim kettle
I have not watched a single cowboys game this season
Poor soul is waiting for the Dallas Stars season to start, but doesn't know that the Stars GM is preparing to trade Miro Heiskanen to the Lightning for a few hundred-dollar Target gift cards.
rustic ore
Bomb
versed forge
What a dime
rustic ore
Lions defense is cheeks
Arnold getting picked on, think I read somewhere that he is the worst graded CB this year so far
restive vector
*Poor soul is waiting for the Dallas Stars season to start, but doesn't know tha...
Ha! As if that would happen 
The Stars will carry Dallas on their shoulders 
slow violet
dim kettle
https://vxtwitter.com/InBijanWeTrust/status/1969876522354835624
When the Ai doesn't work in Madden
Penix playing that badly against the Panthers really isn't a great look for him at all.
amber grove
Penix playing that badly against the Panthers really isn't a great look for him ...
His first bad game but ok
lunar jacinth
Got benched for Cousins. I get a bad game, but sheesh
amber grove
Got benched for Cousins. I get a bad game, but sheesh
It was 27-0
rustic ore
https://vxtwitter.com/InBijanWeTrust/status/1969876522354835624
If it's not the playoffs I don't want my QB trying to tackle dudes. That's just me
dim kettle
His first bad game but ok
It's against a low rank Panthers defense. That is very alarming.
amber grove
If it's not the playoffs I don't want my QB trying to tackle dudes. That's just ...
Because you have a brain that Falcons "fan" account does not
amber grove
It's against a low rank Panthers defense. That is very alarming.
It would be for box score watchers I'd assume
lunar jacinth
Back to commercial.
slow violet
welp
amber grove
Lamar you're such a fucking idiot
slow violet
Ravens superbowl window is closed 😭
versed forge
Ravens superbowl window is closed 😭
We want a chiefs superbowl
slow violet
We want a chiefs superbowl
amber grove
Ravens superbowl window is closed 😭
It is not they will win this game also their defense is hurt literally missing their best player on that side of the ball
honest umbra
What did Lamar do that?
lunar jacinth
We want a chiefs superbowl
No, no we don't
dim kettle
I have to say this because many do not fully understand this. Penix is 25 years old. To put that in perspective Famous Jamesis' last year in Tampa he was 25. Penix doesn't have much upside left.
lunar jacinth
don't lie
rustic ore
What did Lamar do that?
I think he tried to pull a Mahomes but, he doesn't have the Mahomes BS on his side
amber grove
I have to say this because many do not fully understand this. Penix is 25 years ...
We have seen 6 fucking games
lunar jacinth
What did Lamar do that?
fumbled after a run got stuffed
dim kettle
We have seen 6 fucking games
And? He was in college games with all these years playing and looked like shit in many games.
dim kettle
We can talk about him only having 6 games played in the NFL. But what you see is what you're gonna get from him. Good, but a lot of times not special QB play.
lunar jacinth
Goff got blown up on that one
versed forge
???
amber grove
We can talk about him only having 6 games played in the NFL. But what you see is...
Just say you didnt watch the game and move on
lunar jacinth
4th and 10. another commercial.
rustic ore
Great gang tackle
lunar jacinth
Or not
hollow wind
Back to back insane defensive series
rustic ore
Also am I only now realizing that Oweh has that Forrest Whittaker eye thing going on?
Oof, holding on the Lions
lunar jacinth
Not a lotta time until the half. I missed the start, who gets it after half time?
hollow wind
Good game so far
rustic ore
Not a lotta time until the half. I missed the start, who gets it after half tim...
Lions
hollow wind
Not a lotta time until the half. I missed the start, who gets it after half tim...
Ravens
hollow wind
Lions started with the ball
lunar jacinth
Thank you both. that was helpful.
rustic ore
Oh that's right, Gibbs TD
lunar jacinth
Ok, cool.
rustic ore
Yeah Ravens gets ball at half
hollow wind
Thank you both. that was helpful.
Only the sharpest minds in this channel
rustic ore
Only the sharpest minds in this channel
torn gale
Our sharpest minds, and EvanTengu
hollow wind
You’re mad lil bro
Monty and Henry have scored for me
You’re shaking in your little boots
lunar jacinth
good run for Lamar
rustic mountain
Id be terrified of Myles Garret man
rustic ore
I'm shocked no flag there, that looked like a high block by one of those Ravens OL
hollow wind
Lamar’s the definitive best player in the league idc 
rustic lichen
Bruh don’t do this to me sports gods. The Ravens and the Razorbacks can’t be shit this year 
rustic ore
Lamar can you please throw to Flowers already?
lunar jacinth
Lions gave way too much time on that
torn gale
You’re shaking in your little boots
I accepted my l when that dumb bitch Russell Wilson decided to turn his brain off yesterday
hollow wind
Bruh don’t do this to me sports gods. The Ravens and the Razorbacks can’t be shi...
Ravens are far from shit even if they go down 1-2. They’ve played arguably 2 top 5 teams in their first 2 games
smoky fable
arnold PI
smoky fable
hopkins interfered with
lunar jacinth
Flag?
rustic mountain
I accepted my l when that dumb bitch Russell Wilson decided to turn his brain of...
Greatest four play sequence in Giants history
smoky fable
Arnold getting picked on, think I read somewhere that he is the worst graded CB ...
Right on cue
rustic lichen
Ravens are far from shit even if they go down 1-2. They’ve played arguably 2 top...
I know but
rustic ore
Lol, DHop with the weight room taunt
smoky fable
td
hollow wind
Did DHop grab some face mask there?
smoky fable
bateman td
rustic ore
Lol
fleet orbit
this is high level
football
lunar jacinth
Tuchdown Ravens
rustic ore
bateman td
hollow wind
This would be such a fun SB matchup
rustic lichen
Us as a franchise are so much happier now that we got that god awful strength & conditioning coach out of here and he isn’t injuring all our players.
rustic ore
Should've been Zay
dim kettle
Us as a franchise are so much happier now that we got that god awful strength & ...
Can't fix the mental injuries in the playoffs, though. 
lunar jacinth
Jason Kelce is the best Ravens band member?
rustic lichen
Can't fix the mental injuries in the playoffs, though. <:trollio:767455521716043...
This is true 
But at least physically we aren’t torn up anymore. A lot of NFL players talked about how Baltimore’s conditioning program was very extreme in training camp/practice.
rustic ore
Wait do the Ravens actually have their own marching band?
smoky fable
Wait do the Ravens actually have their own marching band?
I guess so
rustic ore
Neat
smoky fable
Wait do the Ravens actually have their own marching band?
shoot I forgot what I was going to ask you
rustic ore
Oh no, you're catching my fish memory
torn gale
More nfl teams should have bands
smoky fable
Oh no, you're catching my fish memory
I remember now. Kelvin Sheppard the lions DC should be hyped about that defensive stop
cool moment
morton doing a good job too
rustic ore
Lamar, buddy, that Highschool Musical ahh haircut ain't it my guy
rustic lichen
Knowing us
dim kettle
More nfl teams should have bands
The Titanic and the New York Giants. Opens letter. Name two disasters accompanied by band music.
rustic lichen
Detroit is gonna score here
smoky fable
Detroit is gonna score here
field goal wouldn't surprise me
rustic ore
Detroit is gonna score here
Bates can hit it from 60 ish so
Probably one more shot and a quick timeout if they can
lunar jacinth
Pretty far regardless
rustic ore
Come on Bates, do it
lunar jacinth
I got him missing
smoky fable
tucker holds it
hollow wind
If that kid from Minnesota can hit 62, Jake Bates can hit 67
smoky fable
break the record
rustic lichen
record if he hits
Imagine this considering the last time the record was broken Tucker beat it against the Lions
The Lions getting revenge would be hilarious
smoky fable
no good
lunar jacinth
ok, he hit 60 in practice pretty easy
smoky fable
wide left
lunar jacinth
unfortunante
dim kettle
Are we sure none of these kickers have bricks inside their shoe?
lunar jacinth
Halftime, tie game, Dan Campbell yapping.
rustic ore
Damn shame that the 70 yarder Cam Little hit in the preseason can't be counted
lunar jacinth
Damn shame that the 70 yarder Cam Little hit in the preseason can't be counted
That one was crazy
rustic ore
Mhm
dim kettle
Are we sure none of these kickers have bricks inside their shoe?
I demand these kickers to kick 60+ yarders barefoot.
lunar jacinth
Lol, I wouldn't hold my breath
dim kettle
I demand these kickers to kick 60+ yarders barefoot.
Like the olden days
lunar jacinth
Ye olden days, up in ye olde New England.
rustic ore
I'm sorry, is ESPN using some weird filter on the highlights from yesterday?
lunar jacinth
I'm on ABC, things seem fine here
rustic ore
Maybe the stream I'm watching is just shit
Looks weird, like they're trying to make the games look like they were played in the early 2000s
lunar jacinth
odd
lunar jacinth
JaJones. Please never leave Dallas.
amber grove
What Micah do to warrant a tribute? Absolutely 0
lunar jacinth
Got em in the neutral zone
smoky fable
Nearly picked
amber grove
Weren't Lions fans screaming from the rooftops that with Hutchinson back this defense would be good?
Funny times
lunar jacinth
Flowers just got it
Bro has future sight
rustic ore
Finally a throw to Flowers
smoky fable
Andrews another catch
lunar jacinth
1st and goal BAL
rustic ore
Nice catch
smoky fable
PBU by Reed
lunar jacinth
great pass and a great catch
hollow wind
Lmfaooo
smoky fable
Missed Lamar the receiver
lunar jacinth
You gotta pick that lob
rustic lichen
wtf was that
rustic ore
Henry tried to throw
Should've been a pick
lunar jacinth
Henry is the best Ravens QB of all time
rustic lichen
Henry is the best Ravens QB of all time
Better than Trent Dilfer that’s for sure
lunar jacinth
Lamar sacked, 3rd down
smoky fable
Td Andrews
lunar jacinth
Td Andrews
Bro, how. Hasn't even snapped it
rustic lichen
Good throw
hollow wind
Actual perfect placement
versed forge
That was amazing
slim nacelle
Markkkkk
lunar jacinth
Marc couldn’t do it in the playoffs
Was gonna say it. Stopped myself
rustic lichen
Was gonna say it. Stopped myself
Imma huge Baltimore fan but Marc definitely has a lot of drops sometimes
rustic ore
Any updates on how soon Likely is back?
lunar jacinth
Imma huge Baltimore fan but Marc definitely has a lot of drops sometimes
I'm here for the bird team today
rustic lichen
Any updates on how soon Likely is back?
In the next month and a half I believe
Bro WHY would they show that
amber grove
Me thinks not investing in the secondary at all was a bad move Detroit!
lunar jacinth
Flag
rustic mountain
Just ditch the kick off
lunar jacinth
Missed the landing zone?
rustic ore
Missed the landing zone?
Mhm, the same as if they just kicked it out of bounds on the kick off
amber grove
Thats like Laporta's 4th first down catch tonight
rustic ore
I'm expecting a big year from him, he was banged up last year and couldn't do much
lunar jacinth
First down again. Ravens are rollin rn
rustic ore
Getting tricky with it
smoky fable
What a grab
hollow wind
HOLY
rustic lichen
Next monday in comparison 
hollow wind
What a fucking game
smoky fable
What a fucking game
You and Zoro fighting right now
lunar jacinth
I looked down for two seconds and the Lions tied it.
hollow wind
Insane little stutter from St Brown
rustic mountain
Next monday in comparison <:WBDisgust:650047749831524372>
Going to a concert babyyyyy
smoky fable
Going to a concert babyyyyy
That’s fun
rustic mountain
It'll be a great time
rustic ore
Lamar, I'll apologize for what I said about your hair if you please throw to Flowers heavily the rest of the game
dim kettle
Next monday in comparison <:WBDisgust:650047749831524372>
Cmon, Ben. I know you're very excited about the prospect of seeing Justin Fields in Gang Green on Monday Night.
lunar jacinth
Cmon, Ben. I know you're very excited about the prospect of seeing Justin Fields...
Tua vs Fields gonna feed families
Generational
dim kettle
LOL
hollow wind
Generationally ass
rustic ore
Oof, bad kick
rustic ore
Hell of a career so far
rustic ore
Nice stand by Detroit's D
lunar jacinth
Detroit starts inside their own 5. Great punt
rustic ore
Money punt
smoky fable
If Lamar somehow shits it I can win
What’s the score
rustic ore
Ravens have been involved in some bangers the first 3 weeks
The exception obviously being when they stomped the Browns that is
lunar jacinth
21 all
amber grove
Can Lamar lock in please wtf was that drive
lunar jacinth
Nice lil run
rustic ore
Nice run
dim ledge
What’s the score
99.88-107.90
lunar jacinth
tf, is that a goat?
dim ledge
C'mon sungod
rustic mountain
Marlon Humphries is fast as shit
smoky fable
99.88-107.90
Got a shot
lunar jacinth
Massive run detroit
rustic ore
Hell of a run
dawn tapir
72 yards 
lunar jacinth
Almost took it to the house
rustic ore
https://fixupx.com/MuseBaker/status/1970271776006373390
No risk it no biscuit 
lunar jacinth
3&4 now for the lions
rustic ore
That's a unique formation I'll say
Never seen 3 lined up directly behind the QB before
lunar jacinth
Madden...?
rustic ore
Not even there as far as I can remember
Cloest thing I could think of would be the wishbone
But even then that's more of a diamond shape
dim ledge
4d
rustic ore
I'd rather they just throw it, need me another Goff TD
lunar jacinth
I run the Tush push here 10/10 times
Just to get the first down. TD can come with the fresh set of downs
lunar jacinth
4th quater time
dim ledge
Wait
lunar jacinth
Brother. HOW
lunar jacinth
That was smooth, ngl
dim ledge
There's no way right
dim kettle
Ravens defense got played there.
hollow wind
RAAAAH WEEK 3 FOOTBALL HAS BEEN SAVED
rustic ore
Great play design
smoky fable
There's no way right
Did it count
rustic lichen
Can we have a game for once against a good team where it isn’t an absolute shootout where I’m stressed to the max beyond belief?
dim ledge
I'm not sure yet
rustic lichen
Like genuinely
rustic ore
I'm not sure yet
I'm pretty sure it just counts as a run by Gibbs
dim ledge
NOOOOOOOOO
rustic ore
Since the ball never went forward
smoky fable
Oof
rustic ore
Sounding like the Lions fans traveled well tonight
rustic mountain
Looking like a shootout
amber grove
TIME TO COOK LAMAR LET'S GET IT
dim kettle
Can we have a game for once against a good team where it isn’t an absolute shoot...
Of course, monkey paw wish. You'll have shootouts against bad teams instead.
rustic ore
Looking like a shootout
Sure is nice when defense is a social construct
lunar jacinth
Can we have a game for once against a good team where it isn’t an absolute shoot...
No. You're heart rate needs to be constantly at a dangerously high bpm
rustic lichen
Of course, *monkey paw wish.* You'll have shootouts against bad teams instead.
Yes, please. I’ll take a 41-38 win over the Titans
rustic mountain
Sure is nice when defense is a social construct
Just like ball security. Wait no that's just Mondre's imagination
dim kettle
Yes, please. I’ll take a 41-38 win over the Titans
Who said you'll win those games? 
rustic lichen
*Who said you'll win those games?* <a:trole:1136473315603660810>
John Harbaugh hopefully
lunar jacinth
No flags on the kickoff for once
rustic ore
Not sure I would try running a QB option rn
lunar jacinth
Lamar sails it outta bounds 3 & 7
smoky fable
Bateman grab
rustic ore
Dammit Lamar
smoky fable
Needed it
rustic ore
Flowers was right there
hollow wind
Huge throw
rustic ore
Campbell get his lip split? Never seen a bandage job like that
lunar jacinth
And a false start
lunar jacinth
Campbell get his lip split? Never seen a bandage job like that <:QueenKEKW:70270...
So, yeah. He did.
rustic lichen
Bro what the fuck is our O-Line doing
smoky fable
Lamar I'm gonna go back to roasting your haircut if you don't start throwing to ...
He likes Bateman today. But dangers of flowers. Inconsistency
lunar jacinth
Lamar I'm gonna go back to roasting your haircut if you don't start throwing to ...
How bout a sack instead?
hollow wind
Wow
hollow wind
Detroit’s pass rush came to play
torn gale
Need the sun god so bad rn
dim kettle
Lamar was so close to breaking free there
lunar jacinth
Sorry, two sacks in a row to make it 4th
rustic ore
Fuck you Lamar, deserved that sack
rustic lichen
A field goal? Yeah we’re cooked
smoky fable
Barely got that
torn gale
smoky fable
A field goal? Yeah we’re cooked
Loop made that nervous
hollow wind
I think Kelvin Sheppard is proving himself
rustic lichen
I’m turning ts off
rustic ore
Lamar holding the ball way too long tonight
amber grove
Just need a stop Ravens
dim ledge
C'mon Sun God
lunar jacinth
Wait, the kick was good?
rustic ore
Wait, the kick was good?
Yeah
lunar jacinth
wow. Ok, Baltimore has a chance
rustic ore
Can't believe I'm getting punished for not starting Caleb in fantasy
Lions are obviously only going to run now
smoky fable
Can't believe I'm getting punished for not starting Caleb in fantasy <:Crydo:586...
Goff and flowers selling you
Hard
Delay of game
hollow wind
???
amber grove
Lions tripping over themselves again
hollow wind
Snap the fucking ball dude
smoky fable
What was that
amber grove
GOT THE STOP
hollow wind
LMFAO
bro
Istg it is ONLY goff and Stafford that can’t run for a first down there in the current nfl
rustic ore
Lol, Goff