sports

[robust grotto]

Oh my god

@dim ledge

[trim timber]

Those do look admittedly nice

[robust grotto]

Rip my wallet man holy smokes

[rapid yoke]

even i would wear that ngl

clean as fuck

[dim kettle]

Too bad none of them will be cups.

zang

[smoky fable]

You’re making me want to buy kits and jerseys again. @robust grotto

[smoky fable]

Very nice

[robust grotto]

I haven’t bought rangers merch in maybe 6/7 years … worth it for this jacket

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/montreal-expos-montreal-expos-autism-creature-aspie-creature-gif-14181806393397348921

But it does look really nice

[hasty basin]

https://fixupx.com/TheAthleticFC/status/1968578545631850835?t=jqprg0a4l-fkM1C3FSOckA&s=19

The Athletic | Football (@TheAthleticFC)

It is symptomatic of English football’s enduring love of orthodoxy that nobody would be screaming for Ruben Amorim to change formation if he were getting these same results while fielding a back four.
︀︀
︀︀What has been extreme in Amorim’s case is his rigidity.
︀︀
︀︀According to Opta data, Manchester United have made just seven in-game formation changes in 42 Premier League matches since the start of last season (so the figure counts the final weeks of the Erik ten Hag era) — and that includes two separate changes while chasing equalising goals against both Bournemouth (successfully) and West Ham United (unsuccessfully).
︀︀
︀︀That is by far the lowest total among the 17 teams who have been in the top flight over that entire period, which is all the more odd when you consider how often they have been trailing during the closing stages of those games.
︀︀
︀︀Never mind stubbornness; for a coach to say he “cannot change my idea” because…

FixupX · Sep 18, 2025, 7:31 AM

[amber grove]

TALK YO SHIT TRAE

Pat Bev playing in Israel talking shit to a Top 5 PG 😂

[trim island]

off topic but what do you think will happen to clippers/kawhi

[amber grove]

Idk it's a very interesting situation if it is all true I think the league has to throw the book at them

[hollow wind]

I mean, I don’t think it’s that nuanced lol. They tried to bypass the salary cap through an external and illegal avenue. They will and absolutely should get punished lol

Even tho I’m a dodgers fan for example, I find the unlimited deferred contract clause of the MLB’s CBA to be just as bad as well. Shohei’s contract is a fucking joke

[desert palm]

Colorado Rockies last 10 game stretch Scenarios.

If they go 0-10 they tie the 2024 White Sox for most losses in Modern MLB history with 121 Losses.

If they go 1-9 they tie the 1962 Mets with 120 Losses.

If they go 2-8 they tie the 2003 Tigers with 119 Losses.

If they go 3-7 they will be in sole possession of the 4th most losses in Modern MLB history with 118.

If they go 4-6 they tie the 1916 Philadelphia Athletics (Modern Day A’s) with 117 Losses.

If they go 5-5 they will be in sole possession of the 5th most Losses in Modern MLB history with 116.

[trim island]

I think most of the teams do that

But clippers just got caught

[desert palm]

2027 offseason will be very interesting in a bad way………

[trim island]

I also think nothing is gonna happen

[hollow wind]

I really hope some changes to the CBA are made soon

[dim kettle]

And if any of these outcomes happen, they still won't be able to get a top pick in the draft.

[desert palm]

Funniest part lol

[dim kettle]

The way the MLB talks about 2027, it just feels like the NHL in 2004-05 all over again.

https://x.com/Tarik_ElBashir/status/1968721791880163718

Tarik El-Bashir (@Tarik_ElBashir)

Alex Ovechkin left the first training camp practice to be evaluated for a lower body injury, per the #Caps.

X · Sep 18, 2025, 5:00 PM

[hasty basin]

Brugge have become so underrated lately

They're consistently a decent team in UCL

[rapid yoke]

Sporting CP v FC Kairat Almaty
29/10
Over (3.5) - Over/Under Total Goals 3.5
Luis Suarez - Player to Score 2 or More Goals
Manchester City v SSC Napoli
7/10
Over (2.5) - Over/Under Total Goals 2.5
Eintracht Frankfurt v Galatasaray
17/4
Under (1.5) - Over/Under Total Goals 1.5

what are the chances

[desert palm]

@dim kettle

[hasty basin]

3-0 Brugge

[thorn hornet]

Leverkusen on the other hand....

[trim island]

Monaco was a very interesting team this season

But pogba as usual is injured

and why isn't fati playing lol

[hasty basin]

Because it's 2025 idk

Biereth and Balogun are their starters

[trim island]

I wanted to see pogba

[hasty basin]

Well he came back but the injury problems will still be there

[trim island]

they really gave fati the number 10

I remember when fati and vinicius was a debate

and fati was apparently clear

[thorn hornet]

Thomas Frank what are you doing

[thorn hornet]

Arsenal boys

Balogun is such a transfer bust bro

I always thought his name was Florian instead of Folarin

[hollow wind]

???

[thorn hornet]

Sex joke 😃

He's actually in a taxi but they put the mark on the thumbnail

[dim ledge]

May have to bite

[torn gale]

Sec permanent rivals coming out on Tuesday

I’m ready to be angry

[solid dagger]

Leverkusen losing to Copenhagen?

[rustic mountain]

This feels valid for SEC fans

[sweet tree]

araujo starts.... our build up from the back 🥀

lol rip monaco

getting blasted

Grimaldo ties it

nice fk

[hasty basin]

Fati did score lol

[sweet tree]

cool for him

hope he gets a bit of rhythm back

need a club to buy him next summer

leverkusen 2-2 Copenhagen

[smoky fable]

Cooked

[sweet tree]

garcia was playing quite good, hope araujo does well.

https://tenor.com/view/cat-culer-barcelona-mascot-gif-11635696319290373423

[trim island]

My 6'6 king is not even starting

Gordon as a striker again?💔

[hasty basin]

????

Stoppable force vs movable object

[thorn hornet]

I need to bag Anne Hathaway

[sweet tree]

they went with runners against our highline

[hasty basin]

How about finishers

[trim island]

Fuck you eddie

[sweet tree]

what a stadium

[hasty basin]

There is a Georgian playing but I can't do that to myself

To watch Sporting vs Kairat

[mental wind]

@spice socket same lineup as united

odd cus we have arsenal in 3 days

[hasty basin]

My God man

[rapid yoke]

tbf u guys are playing the serie a champions in the ucl

its a bigger game than arsenal icl

how tf did grimaldo score 3 free kicks in 2 games

[hasty basin]

This press is crazy

LOOOL

GORDON

[mental wind]

few rotations wouldnt hurt fs

[hasty basin]

This is why you have an actual ST

[trim island]

Eddie howe is a fucking dumbass

[smoky fable]

Why didn’t they start Woltemade?

[burnt cedar]

Cramp apparently

He was eating a banana on the bench

[smoky fable]

Hmm

https://x.com/polballus/status/1968744587993985100

Pol Ballús (@polballus)

More stadium updates.

Barcelona to face Paris Saint-Germain at Montjuic following Camp Nou delays

⁦@TheAthleticFC⁩ https://t.co/KgTUJ1XjwG

X · Sep 18, 2025, 6:31 PM

@sweet tree

Oh

Damn

[sweet tree]

araujo can't pass the ball bruh

garcia would do much better in the press

tough ground

suffocated us in the first 10 mins

[sweet tree]

ye I saw

[noble fractal]

frankfurt shitting the bed

[smoky fable]

He is not capable of passing from the back

Rough

[mental wind]

donna 🐐

[hasty basin]

Napoli red?

[mental wind]

NAPOLI RED

Yea

di lorenzo

that might be worse for us but we move

[trim island]

Brah

[hasty basin]

What a save

Joan Garcia

[crude berry]

HOLY GARCIA

nice save

[trim island]

FUCK

[mental wind]

kdb benched

[solid dagger]

Quenda in fantasy UCL is insane, he's listed as a defender but he plays as a winger

[mental wind]

25 minutes

[sweet tree]

what is rashford doing

also garcia what a man

[crude berry]

rashy looks really sluggish

come on barca

[trim island]

Only if newcastle played a striker

[hasty basin]

Bro I got 2 pen misses in my fantasy

[smoky fable]

nothing well

[dim ledge]

Why is this sports news

Bleach report is a fuckin embarrassment

[hasty basin]

Anything to flex Balkan...

[amber grove]

"Trae owns washed player who's playing in Israel"

[weak gull]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-buzz-lightyear-walking-sad-buzz-lightyear-buzz-lightyear-sad-walking-sad-gif-11747600983175381223

The journalist getting told to go do that write up

[amber grove]

I got notifications of Taylor Swift showing up to last years Super Bowl this is nothing 😭

[hasty basin]

Raphinha save me bro

[amber grove]

At least that one involved athletes

[trim island]

He's ass

Cheeks

[mental wind]

dude whos this napoli goalie

[hasty basin]

My favourite keeper on FM

[mental wind]

having game of his life

5 saves smth

[solid dagger]

Is Yamal injured?

[hasty basin]

Yes

[solid dagger]

Damn

[hasty basin]

Kochorashvili assist

[solid dagger]

Thanks

[hasty basin]

🥰

https://gyazo.com/5d1223c21850b79d9e229e5b47a351ef

What an assist guys

[mental wind]

OH FUCK OFFF

[sweet tree]

tough half

[smoky fable]

oof

[sweet tree]

looked a bit better at the end, tho our forwards been nonexistent

elanga been nuts

[hasty basin]

Frankfurt fucking up Gala

What a day

[trim island]

The commentator keep saying milinkovic savic I keep thinking of that mf from lazio

[mental wind]

weve been so unlucky

we r defo losing this

[sweet tree]

dang not a lot of scoring

[solid dagger]

They're brothers

[trim island]

No way

😭

[hasty basin]

Yeah but this one is Kratos

[solid dagger]

Yeah lol, the keeper is the younger sibling

[hasty basin]

Either VMS or Kratos

[trim island]

Only if newcastle started woltemade

[solid dagger]

He's great with the ball at his feet as well

[solid dagger]

Why didn't he start?

[hasty basin]

Get fucked Gala

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G0goHBOWwAAwHbY.gif

[dim ledge]

Deadass uninstalling this garbage app man I swear they just pull mfs from twitter to write this shit

[sweet tree]

fermin and rashy been horrific

[weak gull]

I don’t have any apps anymore

If I want to read something, I’ll typically visit the site or browse the athletic

[trim island]

Beats me

[hasty basin]

Mala don't get a pen

Raphinha will miss it too

[sweet tree]

he should stop taking freekicks

he's not good at them

no one from the team is good at them tbh

[trim island]

gone are the days when the best players used to be cheat codes at fks too

[rapid yoke]

isnt rashy supposed to be good at fks

[sweet tree]

ye he might be

I know he scored a few

would've been the better option

[trim island]

He's ok

Not from close range since he knuckeballs that shit

I hope they bring woltemade before 60

[desert palm]

@hollow wind @honest umbra !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://x.com/Dodgers/status/1968766979877060819

Los Angeles Dodgers (@Dodgers)

X · Sep 18, 2025, 8:00 PM

KERSH IS RETIRING

[sweet tree]

woke kick off

[vocal bluff]

Is there anyone following the Libertadores

[proud coyote]

good riddance

[vocal bluff]

Any fellow Brazilians or Latin Americans

[proud coyote]

his playoff failures were some of my favorite baseball memories

his legacy will be forever stained

[vocal bluff]

I need someone to tell me a streaming website because I don't have cable tv 😔

[vocal bluff]

Gracias

[dim ledge]

Please don't name or post illegal stream names/links

Dm instead

[trim island]

Sorry ass mf deleted my message

[dim ledge]

Pardon?

[vocal bluff]

Oh my bad, didn't know it was a rule

[hasty basin]

Literally could get the discord deleted btw

[dim ledge]

Man

[hasty basin]

But no fuck you balkan

[azure seal]

@trim island was banned!

Reason: fuck outta here

[desert palm]

Yeah but 3000k and a insane 2010s run says otherwise

[hasty basin]

LOL

[vocal bluff]

Damn now I feel bad lol

[dim ledge]

Nah don't

[hasty basin]

Not ya fault

He should've dmed lol

[dim ledge]

And wanted to be a dick on top

[mental wind]

HAALAND

HALLAND

[hasty basin]

https://gyazo.com/c8adc26e78721ca0def229e8b3ed215a

Wt

[mental wind]

FUCKING FINALL

[hasty basin]

f

What is that goal 😭

[mental wind]

hes just him

[hasty basin]

Rashford

Header

[dim ledge]

Wow lmfao

No way*

[sweet tree]

MARCUSSSSS

HE SCORED

good cross KOUNDE

[crude berry]

LETS GOOOO

[ripe yacht]

RASHHHHHHYYTYTTTTT

Aahagahahahag

[dim ledge]

Always liked him

Hope he turns it around

Just not for united

[sweet tree]

good header

[hasty basin]

Pls bro can Raphinha score

[sweet tree]

honestly I didn't think he was playing well

but a goal is a goal

[ripe yacht]

Hopefully this gives him confidence

[crude berry]

[hollow wind]

Lmfao Juba's disdain for all things dodgers is kinda based tbh

legendary hating

[dim ledge]

I feel like it's a general LA sports thing

Just especially the dodgers lol

[hollow wind]

I feel like he definitely hates the dodgers more than any other LA team but yea

Tbh I think the rams are pretty inoffensive in the grand scheme of things. Our fanbase is too pathetic and sad to hate on

[dim ledge]

I'd like the rams so much more if they returned to the St. Louis navy and gold

Those were sooooo nice

[dim kettle]

If I’m a Rams fan right now, I’d be pissed. All 15 of them.” -UrinatingTree

[hollow wind]

everytime we play a home divisional game and there's more red in the fucking stands

a little piece of my soul shatters

[dim ledge]

[rustic ore]

LA is and seemingly always will be a Raiders town, don't take it personally

[dim kettle]

The Rams also haven’t been there for 10 years. It takes time to build a fanbase

[hasty basin]

Trincao 2 bangers in 1 game

Lol

https://gyazo.com/1fc57159727ab6fd4c3700be61ff7003

[hollow wind]

I just think the move to St Louis has done irreparable damage to the fanbase in LA itself and even tho it might gradually improve over time, it's never gonna be a true Rams town anymore

[mental wind]

ODKUU

OMG

[hasty basin]

https://gyazo.com/f229d4ebc500dbe667c66a41ecb51ba0

WTF DOKU

[rustic ore]

Mild take, it would've been easier for the NFL to just make an expansion franchise that LA could rally behind rather than move an existing franchise (in this case 2) there to try and force the issue

[mental wind]

hes seriously getting better

[dim kettle]

That’s exactly why Stan Kroenke didn’t want the Raiders there. Him and his bud Jerry Boy didn’t want the Raiders overshadowing them in his new place

[dim ledge]

Hot take, LA is too prissy to be a NFL town nowadays

[hollow wind]

I agree

[desert palm]

@hollow wind I know he reached 3000 K’s but like dude is not even 40 until 2028 and he has been pitching pretty solidly this season

[hollow wind]

Lock for HoF

[desert palm]

I can’t believe he announced retirement before Scherzer or Verlander

[hasty basin]

WHAt

THE

FUCK

RASHFORD

[desert palm]

Not even a question

First Ballot

Doubt Unanimous

[sweet tree]

RASHFORD ESTAS LOCOOOO

GOLAZOOOOO

[ripe yacht]

Ahajsjsjdjs

WTFFFFFFF

[hasty basin]

That could be

The best goal so far

[ripe yacht]

MYBM GOAAATT

[hasty basin]

https://gyazo.com/0449517bbd4b6a3eaaf8e51c0e2e995b

[simple seal]

GAME'S GONE (1967 edition)

[hasty basin]

OH MY GOD BRO

[dim ledge]

Amorim seething

[sweet tree]

ITS HIS GAME

MY GOD WHAT A GOAL

[dim kettle]

It’s tough for LA to get a fanbase in the NFL at this point is both the Rams and Raiders left in 94 and it took over 20 years to get the Rams back in an era of the internet.

[thorn hornet]

Bro is a fucking memory

[ripe yacht]

Marcus MBE Rashford might be back

[sweet tree]

I'm sweating

[ripe yacht]

YOU GUYS LAUGHED AT ME, WTF DID I TELL U

[crude berry]

OMG

LETS GO RASHYYYY

[sweet tree]

[thorn hornet]

Rejinders assist @hasty basin

[hasty basin]

Got bro in sorare fr

[thorn hornet]

87 pts

[hasty basin]

I have Gvardiol

I hope they don't concede dawg

[thorn hornet]

Kounde 9 pts

[hasty basin]

I'm on 99

And 2 mfs missed pens for me

[thorn hornet]

I fumbled Mbappe and Guirassy cap, otherwise I would've been good

But still solid for the first gw

[crude berry]

Rashy hattrick come on 🙏

[desert palm]

@austere lava @slow violet @rustic lichen

THE KEY WEEKEND OF THE SEASON IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BATTLE FOR THE AL WEST

BOTH TEAMS TIED GOING INTO IT

[hasty basin]

HAHAHAHAHAHA GALATASARAY

Get fucked

[crude berry]

damn

[sweet tree]

is that a pen

[crude berry]

nah

[sweet tree]

rashy off, good service

[crude berry]

[hasty basin]

Raphinha pls

[thorn hornet]

KAIRAT SCORED

[hasty basin]

Fair enough

[thorn hornet]

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

[sweet tree]

araujo was honestly good defensively

fair play

fuck

[hasty basin]

Raphinha 2 pointer

[crude berry]

spoke too soon

[sweet tree]

2-1

[ripe yacht]

Took rashy off and they immediately concede, noticing

[crude berry]

damn

close

good save though

[hasty basin]

Ggs

[crude berry]

garcia nice

gg

[sweet tree]

LFG

gg what a tough ass game

nice to have a gk come in clutch, garcia deadass saved us in that first half

🙇‍♂️

[mental wind]

big win for us

Arsenal we r coming

[smoky fable]

What a goalie

[smoky fable]

The lowest Man City is at and they’re still a threat

[mental wind]

Last season was our lowest

[smoky fable]

Beginning of the season was not the best with Trafford

Donarumma helped

[sweet tree]

man that rashford thunderbolt has me feeling things

[mental wind]

Not really Traffords fault but it seems Donna's presence woke our team

Arsenal gonna play 8 in the back sadly

[rapid yoke]

city gonna hold 5 again

[smoky fable]

Ecstasy

[mental wind]

is saka fit

[rapid yoke]

dont think so

[spice socket]

@mental wind maybe we're back

[mental wind]

i believe so

[noble fractal]

shouldn't have doubted frankfurt

lol

[nimble onyx]

He had his best game for us tonight since he’s come back from injury. Hopefully he continues to improve.

[nimble onyx]

Seeing Foden play like himself again makes me so happy

Last season was a tough one for him

[mental wind]

True

the usual one season good other season average, hes been great so far

ppl really said haaland would be finished w/o kdb lmao

[nimble onyx]

Which is so stupid because he’s scored goals on much worse teams

He’s just a freak of nature

50 goals in 49 games is mad

[mental wind]

insane rate

this should be recognised more often

[sweet tree]

actually insane lol

[dim ledge]

Imagine how much higher that number would be if city didn't implode last season

/they had a proper replacement for KDBs service (impossible)

Haaland only struggles at like, making his own plays with the ball

If he's in position and he has the right service forget it lol

[mental wind]

this season hes been better w linking tbf

i notice that often

[dim ledge]

Probably had to learn tbf

Which isn't to say he's shit at it or whatever

It's just his objective weak spot comparatively

[crude berry]

Ngl haaland is looking really good this season 👌

Kane is already at 10 goals

[hasty basin]

It's so crazy how complete of a player Kane is but the lack of clutcheness just kills his WHOLE player

[solid dagger]

The Dame Lillard of football

Dame Lillard on steroids

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/sportsnet/status/1968807680811614318?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Sportsnet (@Sportsnet)

Anze Kopitar will retire after the 2025–26 NHL season, he announced 🥹

Kopitar is entering his 20th season, all of which have been with the Kings 👑

X · Sep 18, 2025, 10:41 PM

[dim ledge]

This isn't McDavid!

[haughty moss]

Damn.

Big Kop calling it a career

[slow violet]

Tua Turndaballova vs The bills

ill pass

[hollow wind]

I want to watch just to see how much of a dolphins disaster it is

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/will-smith-will-smith-smh-smh-will-smith-oscars-will-smith-shaking-head-gif-11929902220898662190

[hollow wind]

Lmfao. After game 1, the headlines were “have the Vikings finally found their guy!?” and one game later it’s this

[haughty moss]

they'll switch up on you so fast

[smoky fable]

He wasn’t even that good for most of that bears game

That defense is just awful with the injuries even more so

[smoky fable]

That’s the media

[haughty moss]

yep

[dim ledge]

@smoky fable @jubathetuba#0000 got some good ones for y'all

The last one made me actually laugh

[smoky fable]

Can this guy stop trying to rip you off

[smoky fable]

@proud coyote

Since the @ wasn’t pinged

[hollow wind]

I’m going to assume this isn’t one piece server Ishy right? 😭

[rustic ore]

Notice how most former NFL players tend to lose weight aftering retiring, and then there's MJD's fatass

[rustic mountain]

We need more LA failures this is ludicrous

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/DetroitOnLion/status/1968712436963295518

Jeremy Reisman (@DetroitOnLion)

Lions WR coach Scottie Montgomery on Isaac TeSlaa:

People say that he has good hands. I don't know. I've only seen his right hand.

X · Sep 18, 2025, 4:23 PM

[smoky fable]

No chill at all from you there

Right to the jugular

[rustic mountain]

In MJD's case, probably a few rolls then the jugular

[rustic ore]

Tell me I'm wrong though

Saw Vince Wilfork I think on Julian Edelman's podcast recently, dude looks amazing

[dim ledge]

It isn't no lmao

[rustic mountain]

Trim af

[dim ledge]

But I always think of him with this guy

[rustic mountain]

Gotta be big for NT

[dim ledge]

Like he must think I'm stupid

The first one is actually worse because I'll be a top 2 pick this season minimum

[smoky fable]

https://tenor.com/view/dwyane-wade-le-bron-james-lob-alley-oop-miami-heat-gif-17437737

Just dunked on him

[smoky fable]

He thinks you’re the former guy who had this account

Smh

[rustic ore]

Side note, I saw Gannon was Mic'd Up this past week. Telling you man, I like the cut of his jib

Totally can see AZ get back to the playoffs this year

[smoky fable]

You’re more optimistic than me. It’s the rams (if Stafford holds up) or god forbid the Seahawks since their defense is good and the offense is serviceable.

Niners injuries cause me to be on the fence

[dim ledge]

Should only be a problem if they continue to compound

[rustic ore]

Would like it for y'all if Purdy comes back for Week 4

Then again with all those injuries maybe it might be better to rest him till he's fully 100%, I dunno

Be a tough call for me

@trim timber Oh dude, I just now saw that monumental fuck up Kaleb Johnson had for y'all on Sunday. I am so sorry, that shit would've sent me flying in rage

[smoky fable]

Oh you missed that?

Yeah that was really bad

[rustic ore]

Yeah I was working Sunday

[smoky fable]

Ah

That makes sense

[rustic ore]

My store has shit wifi and I was busy driving

[smoky fable]

It’s also on the coach Danny Smith for putting him in that position.

[rustic ore]

Damn shame all the best games were the 1pm ones

[torn gale]

Kaleb Johnson vs James Hudson

[smoky fable]

But Kaleb Johnson has just been so behind

Not the best camp and those monumental gaffes

[torn gale]

Manifesting Florida, Ole miss, and Auburn/arkansas

Auburn isn’t happening who am I kidding

[trim timber]

Normally I would say it's a rookie mistake but with how much goes by Tomlin these days it's easier to go with they were just unprepared for the situation

Which given the team's overall performance they all walked in and out unprepared

[dim ledge]

I saw that and even I was scratching my head

I have the MF in fantasy

[rustic ore]

That INT by Rodgers in the end zone was brutal too, wasn't even his fault the WR has to catch the damn ball and not play hot potato with it

[rustic lichen]

Leave us Arkansas fans out of this shit we want Pittman to retire and for Bobby Petrino (our current offensive coordinator) to take the reigns again and be our head coach

[smoky fable]

I am so sorry Balkan for that pick

First round

Didn’t think to consider Egbuka and others

[torn gale]

I meant for lsus protected rivalries. They get announced next Tuesday for the whole sec

[smoky fable]

Just tunnel visioned RBs since you needed one

[torn gale]

Auburn 1000% isn’t happening for us sadly

Last spot will be A&M or Arkansas. I prefer Arkansas

[dim ledge]

Eh, I got warren

So it kinda worked out?

[smoky fable]

Hill is going to have a good game

[amber grove]

Bills wtf

[sacred agate]

Looks like achane will as well

[rustic lichen]

I really wanna know who tf is voting on this

And if they know how much those states don’t like each other

[amber grove]

Touchdown Fins

[rustic ore]

Phins strike 1st

Gordon up the gut

Hanes I really didn't need a close up of Aidan Hutchinson's junk in a commercial, thanks

[smoky fable]

Oh that was Hutchinson

[rustic ore]

DPI

Coleman nearly had a sick 1 handed catch

[sacred agate]

Keon almost snagged that thing

[rustic mountain]

I would give a lot to see the phins win

[rustic ore]

Nice run

[amber grove]

LFG COOK

[rustic ore]

Like slicing through butter

[sacred agate]

Nice patience behind the blockers

[rustic ore]

TD

Kincaid

[amber grove]

TOUCHDOWN

KINCAID

[hollow wind]

Kincaid ez

[amber grove]

FINS ASS

[amber grove]

You don't have enough

[hollow wind]

Let the dolphins have the lead for a few minutes to give them a false sense of hope

I dig it buffalo

[modest totem]

Go Bills

[rustic ore]

I'm sorry, do the Bills have AJ Epenesa out there on kick return coverage?

3 and out

[hollow wind]

now that's more like it

[modest totem]

Im really not sure

[rustic ore]

Just checked, it was him

[amber grove]

Tua is so ass

[rustic ore]

I know he's not a starter anymore but man, pass rushers are too valuable to put on kick return

[amber grove]

Like unbelievably ass

This not concussions this dude just sucks

[rustic ore]

He's an actual 1 read QB

[modest totem]

I feel bad for Tua

[amber grove]

Dont

Don't waste energy on someone who doesn't want to be better

[modest totem]

I think he does! Thats the sad part

[amber grove]

And he doesn't even do that well

[rustic ore]

Still though

[amber grove]

Does Prime ever tell a script no?

What are some of these productions 😂

[rustic ore]

Was that not a horse collar?

[amber grove]

Horse collar?

HELLO?

Oh never mind

25 what are you doing

He watched that pass 😂

[smoky fable]

Wow rasul Douglas is on the dolphins

[rustic ore]

I'm pretty sure it still counts. Devin White got flagged against NO years ago trying to bring down Jameis and grabbed from that armpit area and it was flagged for being a horse collar

[amber grove]

Bills have had 0 resistance when they've had the ball

[smoky fable]

Raiders starter Devin white

Washed starter

[rustic ore]

Curious what they're gonna do with current highmark once the season is over and they move to the new one. I assume it'll be blown up but then what? Giant parking lot?

[smoky fable]

Got to use that space for probable means

Increase that bottom line

[rustic ore]

OOF

[smoky fable]

Damn

Kincaid

[rustic ore]

Can't drop that

Was a dime

[amber grove]

Dropped?

[rustic ore]

Yup

[smoky fable]

He dropped that

Stop it herbstreit

[rustic ore]

Somebody gotta tell Tua to lose the baby dreads, it ain't the look for him

Nice catch

[amber grove]

That was a terrible ball good catch

[rustic ore]

Too easy

[smoky fable]

Hawes

[sacred agate]

Thought he was gonna run it in

[rustic ore]

No man's land as a defender. You either commit to Allen and free up the receiver or commit to the receiver and let Allen run in

[sacred agate]

Exactly there wasn’t anything he was gonna do and Allen drug it out to really make him think about it

[rustic ore]

I didn't know Andrew Whitworth was left handed

Neat

Nearly picked

I forgot Tre White came back to the Bills

Another quick 3 and out

[smoky fable]

I can’t with Tua anymore

[rustic ore]

There's only so much you can dumb down a play book before you're better off benching him for the back up

[smoky fable]

I’ve seen McDaniel with backups

It did not work out

[rustic ore]

Worst thing for Miami is they're stuck with Tua through next season

Can't cut or trade him before that

[smoky fable]

Shouldn’t have given him that extension

[rustic ore]

They felt pressured to do so since they fucked up drafting him over Herbert

Nice run

[smoky fable]

Why did I doubt Cook

[rustic ore]

Dangerous

[sacred agate]

Cook is running all over these dudes

[rustic ore]

Coleman is not who I would've used for a quick screen personally

[smoky fable]

Who the hell is shavers

[sacred agate]

This might get ugly

[rustic ore]

Might?

[sacred agate]

[rustic ore]

Only way it doesn't is if Buffalo decides to put in their back ups at half time

[smoky fable]

Ugly game

[sacred agate]

Miami gonna blow it up after this season is over

[rustic ore]

Gosh you know a video game franchise is cooked when it goes mainstream like that

RIP Borderlands

[smoky fable]

How many more games till McDaniels gets canned. @rustic ore

Another injury

Jesus Christ

Jack Jones

[rustic ore]

Well Ross waited till like week 6 to fire Philbin back in 2015 so I guess I'll say 2-3 weeks depending on their record

[smoky fable]

Blowout isn’t helping

[rustic ore]

Sack

[smoky fable]

Finally sacked

[rustic ore]

Lol

[smoky fable]

What the fuck

[rustic ore]

Whiff

[smoky fable]

Prater

Sorry. @modest totem

Bass getting his job back

[rustic ore]

Anyways Chubb and/or Phillips might be good trade bait once Miami blows things up

[smoky fable]

At least the dolphins have chop Robinson too

[sacred agate]

That kick gave me flashbacks to last Saturday

[rustic ore]

Miami's positive O plays are the equivalent of pulling teeth

Good grief

[smoky fable]

Without anesthesia

[rustic ore]

Yeesh

[smoky fable]

Damn

[rustic ore]

Achane decleated

[sacred agate]

Oh my god

[rustic ore]

Oh wow, I totally forgot the Panthers got rid of Thompson

[smoky fable]

There’s hill

[rustic ore]

Something out of nothing

Was a shit ball too

[smoky fable]

..::. what the hell

[dim ledge]

Is tua ass

[torn gale]

Yes

[dim ledge]

"is the Pope Catholic"

[torn gale]

Certainly isn’t worth whatever he’s being paid

[rustic ore]

Is Salah handsome?

[torn gale]

Are the giants winning the Super Bowl

[dim ledge]

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/bigbird-one-of-these-things-is-not-like-the-others-gif-11251276

[sacred agate]

Tua is in the early stage of CTE

[smoky fable]

They’ve won some

But not presently no

[sacred agate]

Couple more years and he’ll be acting like Antonio brown

[torn gale]

More like middle stage the way he sees the field

[rustic ore]

Most impressive play of the night, Tua actually sliding

[amber grove]

Hold of doom on that left tackle

[modest totem]

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/bokinachbar/status/1968642857478070352?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Boštjan Nachbar (@BokiNachbar)

Nope, he played Strikeforce. Trust me, I would know. 😅

QRT: historyinmemes
Bostjan Nachbar watches a movie while Yao Ming plays Rollercoaster Tycoon on the team plane, 2002

vxTwitter / fixvx · Sep 18, 2025, 11:46 AM

[rustic ore]

On the plus side for Prater I imagine he'll likely get a job shortly after Buffalo cuts him

[smoky fable]

Waddle td

[rustic ore]

Easy TD

[amber grove]

Good drive

[dim ledge]

Locked in

[robust grotto]

Waddle celly is the best in the league

[robust grotto]

I love it so much man

Everything about that pic

[rustic ore]

You know I feel like we rarely see OL called for that kinda headlock block they attempt when rushers get passed them

[smoky fable]

Fight

Fight

[rustic ore]

Kincaid should've been flagged

[smoky fable]

Josh Allen sneak

What the hell

[rustic ore]

Oh that was a horseshit roughing

[amber grove]

Better be on Buffalo

Oh eat a dick Kirk

[smoky fable]

Cook td

[rustic ore]

Cook up the gut

[amber grove]

Worst broadcast in football is Thursday night

[rustic ore]

Refs helping the Bills out a lot that drive

[amber grove]

They been helping all night Chubb keeps getting held

Been called like once

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/AcccountStat/status/1968840644626931868?t=I-qvsutHl9h2T3aEw_xA-w&s=19

Stat Acccount (@AcccountStat)

Edge Rusher: Double Teams x Pass Rush Wins through week 2

X · Sep 19, 2025, 12:52 AM

[amber grove]

Ewwwwww

BROADCAST SAVED

Finally a QB who was actually good in the NFL

Not some college has been

Dolphin's scheme is buns what are these play calls

[smoky fable]

And the db is hurt

Benford

[rustic ore]

Oof, he's their best CB too

[amber grove]

Kirk's dumbass really said he made a play no he didn't Rapp did

[rustic ore]

Possible broken rib?

[smoky fable]

Seems like a rib injury

Codrington

Is going to be pulled

[rustic ore]

Yeesh

Didn't like how Kincaid got bent there

[smoky fable]

That is definitely a hold

Bailed them out

Was there a coverage bust?

[amber grove]

Watching Tua hurts

I've never seen someone so uncomfortable in the pocket

[smoky fable]

Just not good

[rustic ore]

He had 2 different checkdowns that probably would've gotten him a 1st down

[dim kettle]

Just remember how much money Tua is getting paid for this.

[rustic ore]

Also a reminder that they can't move on with him till after next season

[dim kettle]

LOLphins moment

[smoky fable]

Shavers

This is ugly

[hollow wind]

Bad missed tackle

[rustic ore]

Nice run

Form tackle

Not gonna lie, little stunned the Bills aren't blowing Miami out. They're gonna finish as one of the worst Ds in the league and only have 21 hung on them so far

[dim kettle]

Any given Sund-Thursday.

[rustic ore]

Hey there's Waddle

Nice when Tua remembers him

Nice run

Was well blocked

TD

Hill

[hollow wind]

Lmfao imagine they win this

[dim kettle]

IDK who at Nike thought it was a great idea to put Miami on the players' asses.

[rustic ore]

Little on the nose for them

[dim kettle]

All right. Time to copy from Pete Carroll on Monday. Waste 11 minutes and kick a FG

[rustic ore]

Nearly picked off

[hollow wind]

Risky throw

[dim kettle]

IDK how it didn't 3 people there

[proud coyote]

That first one is hysterical

[rustic ore]

That's gonna be roughing the kicker

[dim kettle]

Oh god.

[hollow wind]

What a dummy

[dim kettle]

Bad teams find ways to lose games.

[hollow wind]

That could actually cost them a potential win

[rustic lichen]

whats happening

im out

whats the score

[dim kettle]

It's tied.

[rustic lichen]

no shot

[hollow wind]

21 a piece

[dim kettle]

But Miami was about to get the ball back and then this roughing the kicker crap

[rustic lichen]

yeah i gotta get outta this establishment and find a television

[rustic ore]

It's on Twitch so, you can watch it on your phone

[rustic lichen]

oh HELL yeah tf

[rustic ore]

A very rare W for us as consumers for something to be owned by Amazon

[dim kettle]

I wish Twitch would blow up though.

[rustic mountain]

For this trade, we are delaying Pokémon ZA a year

[rustic ore]

TD

[dim kettle]

TD

[rustic ore]

Shakir

[dim kettle]

6 points on the board because Miami is stupid

[rustic ore]

Don't you threaten me with a good time, ZA looks like dogshit

[hollow wind]

dolphins actually handing the bills the win with that roughing. Not saying they were gonna win otherwise but they basically sealed the deal there

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/office-michael-scott-thank-you-gif-5278681

[rustic ore]

Oh cool, that was TD pass #200 for Allen

[dim kettle]

This week or next week Mike McDaniel is gonna be out as HC.

[hollow wind]

He’s definitely on the hot seat

I don’t think he even wants to be there anyway

Dude was in another world during last weeks post game lmfao

[dim kettle]

Nobody wants to be on the inferior Florida team.

[rustic ore]

You never know, Dan Clancy's bitch ass is being called to testify infront of Congress next month so public pressure might be ramping up soon for some changes to be made

But that's political so

[dim kettle]

I'll play the tiny violin in the background when it happens.

[rustic ore]

I'll be right there with you

[smoky fable]

Al Michaels stumbling over the hill thing

[rustic ore]

Decent return

[hollow wind]

Why are they talking about tyreek hill’s off field shit rn

[rustic ore]

Right?

[smoky fable]

No idea

[rustic ore]

Very out of left field

Think it threw Al off

[versed forge]

Yeah that was out of pocket

[hollow wind]

Dropped

[dim kettle]

Because nobody actually cares about the Dolphins otherwise.

[rustic ore]

So question, when Miami inevitably blows everything up mid season do you even want Hill back on KC?

[versed forge]

Meh not really

[dim kettle]

I don't think they'd take on the contract.

[versed forge]

Hes gone for good

[hollow wind]

I kinda like watching them fuck up tbh

[rustic ore]

Good ball

[versed forge]

We get Rashee rice in 4 few weeks

We also got royals

Decent wr

[rustic ore]

I'm pretty sure Bosa was technically offsides on that play

[rustic mountain]

Having another unlikable player on the team really would serve the Chiefs as the Biggest Villains in the League™️

[dim kettle]

They've just gonna been there since Dan Marino. Always a great reminder that kids were playing NFL 2K on their Dreamcast the last time the Dolphins had an elite QB.

[smoky fable]

Rice is the only proven guy

Hill is an upgrade over Hollywood

[hollow wind]

I feel like I’ve seen a lot of uncalled offsides this game idk

[rustic ore]

Oof, that is a costly timeout

[rustic ore]

I kinda feel like refs have mostly been on the Bills side tonight

Whether it be flags or holding of

[dim kettle]

The Refs just seem to get worse and worse every year and the NFL does nothing and fucks with teams, it fucks with sports betting, it's a mess.

[hollow wind]

Bills defense has me 0 points tonight

Sick

[rustic mountain]

Quiet Buc! No speaking ill of Joshy boy's special team. The cult will come after you

[rustic ore]

Changed it to a 1st down

[rustic mountain]

Finger tips dipped in buffalo sauce, ready to sacrifice you through a table with Andre Reed painted on it

[hollow wind]

LMFAO

[rustic ore]

LOL

[hollow wind]

TURNDABALLOVA

[rustic ore]

Ball game

[dim kettle]

Oh god

[smoky fable]

Tua

[rustic ore]

Threw it right to him

[sacred agate]

Game over

[glass compass]

AND THERE IT IS

[hollow wind]

Genuinely wtf was that

[glass compass]

THERE IT IS FOLKS

[sweet tree]

Tua is hilarious bro

[hollow wind]

Get this guy off the field man. His brain is GOOP

[dim kettle]

LOLphins

[sweet tree]

[smoky fable]

Oof

[slim nacelle]

Tua wtf

[glass compass]

Yeah I just have no words

[dim kettle]

You know... that Justin Herbert guy in LA. He's 2-0 rn and stuff so...

[rustic ore]

Ain't seen you in here in a bit, hope all has been good

[glass compass]

Yeah everything other than football has been good, I've been grinding school and work 😅

BUT LOOK AT MY TEAM MAN

[rustic ore]

But Tua could be anything, he could even be Justin Herbert! You know how much Miami wants one of those

[modest totem]

My husband in the living room: TAINT!!! 💀

he cant be yelling taint after an interception anymore bc we have Baby Garp and she's starting to copy what we say.

[hollow wind]

He’s a dolphins fan, probably not been in a great mood to talk about sports tbf

[glass compass]

Hope all has been well for you, too.

[dim kettle]

Get ready to become a hockey fan, bud.

[glass compass]

😂

[rustic mountain]

Mike McDaniel gonna say "to win football games you have to play football games" after this shit

[glass compass]

Yeah gg bro

[glass compass]

That quote made me so unbelievably mad

[modest totem]

I will lose my shit if my baby girl starts yelling taint!

[hollow wind]

Can’t wait til baby Garp inevitably ends up saying “big 3rd down here”

[rustic mountain]

It's fine not the first time New England has made a rival say some dumb shit

[modest totem]

I'll keep you posted

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/sam-darnold-im-seeing-ghosts-gif-23356166

[hollow wind]

🫡

[dawn tapir]

the bills are too good right now. at least the dolphins tried.

[glass compass]

I see that the rest have decided to call penalties on the bills

[rustic ore]

Gosh those unis were so ugly, from the particular shade of green to the font to the overall design

So glad they got rid of them

Current gear is only a slight improvement though

[modest totem]

Also it wasnt even a touchdown after int so there's no reason he needed to yell taint

[rustic mountain]

They are the Jets, ofc they are ugly

[glass compass]

Please keep Lil Garp from becoming a Dolphins fan...

[dim kettle]

The shade of green is still that.

[glass compass]

Save them from the suffering

[rustic mountain]

I think she loves her kid don't worry

[modest totem]

I couldnt do that to her

[glass compass]

The Eagles are usually good, pick them 😭

Even when they are bad, they bounce back within 2-3 years

22 years of life...no playoff wins.

[rustic mountain]

And many moreeee

[smoky fable]

Oof

Moore

How do you give that up

[glass compass]

Yep we gave up the play

[dim kettle]

Why? To tell the stories of the 72 Dolphins from over 50 years ago like it's Gol D. Roger?

[glass compass]

Because they had -3 defenders in the middle of the field

[rustic ore]

If she ever pisses you off just make her a Browns fan

Proper punishment there

[rustic mountain]

Jesus H

[dim kettle]

I really dodged a bullet not becoming a Jets fan. I come from a family of miserable people on Sundays.

[smoky fable]

Just make them a bills fan till Josh falls off

[glass compass]

I'm not letting you get to me today, Shadow. 😒

[dim kettle]

Yeah. The Phins already did enough of that

[glass compass]

I still have hope

[rustic mountain]

For what

[glass compass]

I believe

[glass compass]

A fumble, or a pick.

It's possible

[rustic mountain]

Oh you meant this game

I thought you meant your season

[dim kettle]

Matthew Tkachuk can't play QB.

[glass compass]

Is that a Panthers player

[rustic mountain]

Which. Tbh both are probably like a bad steak: over cooked

[hollow wind]

Mr brightside’s out

[glass compass]

Yeah they're singing Mr. Brightside GG

[rustic ore]

Aw, baby

[dim kettle]

You know, maybe this doesn't happen if you don't run into the punter.

[rustic ore]

Personally I wouldn't bring a child that young out to a massive crowd like that but to each their own

[glass compass]

I don't know why our starting defensive tackle was even out there on punt block duty

[rustic ore]

Potential germs/illnesses aside that's a very loud atmosphere, don't want to damage those young ears

[rustic mountain]

Never understood the desire to do that

[rustic ore]

"Family bonding/moment"

https://tenor.com/view/evil-laugh-gif-26089886

[rustic mountain]

My brother wants to get those big old head phones and take my niece to a hockey game

[hollow wind]

Too lazy or simply unable to find a sitter maybe idk

[glass compass]

Okay wait if we score a touchdown in like 5 seconds we can do this

[rustic ore]

I wouldn't want to bring a kid out until they were at least old enough to have some idea of what was going on

[glass compass]

Please miss the field goal

[dim kettle]

I think football fans in the stands are toxic anyway. So it's added crap to the hearing problems

[smoky fable]

Field goal or punt

[rustic mountain]

Same but not my kid and I also aint having kids so

[glass compass]

I think they're in field goal range

[rustic ore]

Al, they're not gonna take a delay when they're in FG range

They're in the lead and have multiple timeouts

[glass compass]

Al Michaels

[dim kettle]

They have to show this

[glass compass]

They do

[hollow wind]

“Longest ever” and “47 yards”’is fucking wild to hear nowadays

[dim kettle]

Always feel bad for that kicker. That was a long ass kick back then.

[glass compass]

Please miss please

[hollow wind]

Ggs

[glass compass]

Aw

[smoky fable]

Game

Damn it

That helps rayyy

[rustic ore]

Makes me feel sad hearing Al now knowing how good he used to be as an announcer

[glass compass]

Pain. All I know is pain.

I see Tua wants to tank for his replacement

That's the most emotion I've ever seen on Mike McDaniel's face

[dim kettle]

He was the one calling the Bucs first SB win.

[glass compass]

He's washed

My dad keeps complaining about him

[dim kettle]

https://youtu.be/qYscemhnf88

[glass compass]

DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES???? YES!!!

[smoky fable]

He’s washed

[rustic mountain]

He's like 80

Gotta give him some what of a break

[amber grove]

Hes ass

[glass compass]

Take Tua out of the game

[dim kettle]

One of these days he has to call it quits

[glass compass]

Bro almost threw another pic

[smoky fable]

If something stupid happens cause of this

[glass compass]

Please take him out of the game what is he still doing

[amber grove]

Game

[glass compass]

Some stat padding for Washington I guess

[dim kettle]

0-3.

[amber grove]

I can't wait for Tua to be out the league

Worst player in football

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/NFL_Memes/status/1968874767101915354

NFL Memes (@NFL_Memes)

“Who is Josh Allen to you?”
︀︀
︀︀Tua Tagovailoa:

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FixupX · Sep 19, 2025, 3:08 AM

[amber grove]

He was dicksucking him earlier this week too

[rustic ore]

Mm

[amber grove]

Couldnt happen to a better state

Florida deserves all the bad

No good

[amber grove]

65 MILLION DOLLAR CAP HIT 😂

[dim kettle]

All I'll say is one team is 2-0 rn and one isn't.

[rustic ore]

This is why we backload contracts

At least for questionable prospects like Tua

[dim kettle]

Dolphins rn are just waiting for the Panthers and Heat to return.

To think the Panthers have more cup wins than the Dolphins have playoff wins in recent times.

[rustic mountain]

Wouldn't mind the Panthers and Oilers taking a break from the finals

[dim kettle]

I wouldn't mind deleting both teams.

[slate lance]

Tua get ready for Pittsburgh

It’s time for Miami to blow it up

[rustic ore]

Wouldn't mind if McDavid actually went to a competent org...

https://tenor.com/view/lightning-strikes-sweet-dreams-good-night-weather-gif-11890366

[dim kettle]

He's gonna be a Bolt

[slate lance]

Trade waddle reek and Achane for some picks

[rustic mountain]

The more yall say it, the more he is gonna end up something stupid like a LA King

[dim kettle]

Embrace the memes

[rustic mountain]

Tbh he probably ends up in Edmonton again

Because nothing fun happens

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1968874406257578100

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

#Bills QB Josh Allen is now:

• 8-0 on Thursdays.

• 8-0 at home vs. the Dolphins.

X · Sep 19, 2025, 3:06 AM

Too bad playoff games aren't on Thursdays

[rustic mountain]

Or always against the Dolphins

[rustic ore]

They had to put "at home" because Tua did sneak him once in Miami

[rustic mountain]

Miami is a hellscape to play in

Doesn't surprise me

[dim kettle]

It's like the few times the Bucs beat Brees in his prime

The Dolphins just exist. Since Marino has been gone, it's been Wildcat season here, Tua to Tyreek Hill season here. And nothing in-between.

Nobody even remembers when Nick Saban coached them or when they almost went 0-16

[rustic ore]

Speaking of Miami, you just reminded me of a wild tweet I saw a couple days ago

You remember Terron Armstead?

Apparently last year he was told he needed a knee replacement, and then even after hearing that news he still went out playing 15 games before he finally hung it up this past winter

Dude isn't even 35

Wild to me he toughed it out through that, must've hurt like hell

[dim kettle]

Lot of pain meds.

[robust grotto]

There’s a part of me that’s wondering if he’s going to look for a tax free state

[dim kettle]

He's gonna love Jon Cooper.

[dim kettle]

Bolts meeting: Look, McDavid. You could always stay with the team that made 2 cup finals in a row. Or you can join us who also made 2 cup finals in a row and won both, and much more...

[rustic ore]

"What do you mean I get to keep the vast majority of what I earn???"

Gonna be like a cave man discovering fire

[robust grotto]

So the real question is; will there be a sign and trade or does he make it to free agency

[dim kettle]

It's gonna depend on McDavid.

I swear if McDavid pulls a LeBron and has a big event on ESPN to announce that he's a Bolt.

BTW. McDavid has those connections with Jon Cooper being on team Canada. So...

[dim ledge]

McDavid to the habs

You heard it here first

T A B E R N A C

[dim kettle]

McDavid? No no. You got it wrong. Not McDavid, but... another McDonald's in Montreal. They love their Big Macs in French Canada.

https://x.com/JayCuda/status/1968883077481955613

Jay Cuda (@JayCuda)

number of 400+yard passing games in the last 25 years

X · Sep 19, 2025, 3:41 AM

https://x.com/PuckReportNHL/status/1968756442690732529

NHL News (@PuckReportNHL)

#NJDevils GM Tom Fitzgerald says the team is talking extension with Jacob Markstrom.

X · Sep 18, 2025, 7:18 PM

Ummm Devils

[desert palm]

@dim kettle @hollow wind

In honor of Kershaw’s retirement announcement, I saw on Twitter this amazing gem of a tweet!

https://x.com/jonheyman/status/13401628527?s=46

Jon Heyman (@JonHeyman)

kershaw may be regressing faster than billingsley. not sure. close competition. #howcanbradpennybebetterthanboth?

X · Nov 4, 2010, 1:42 AM

[dim kettle]

Back when tweets were supposed to disappear with time.

https://x.com/NFL_Memes/status/1968888637719810112

NFL Memes (@NFL_Memes)

Tua in the clutch

X · Sep 19, 2025, 4:03 AM

[hollow wind]

https://youtube.com/shorts/TcncV4OdLDs?si=JIs_Lcxgc_0krlG9

This shit is hilarious

Number 3 is my favorite

[noble fractal]

sporting and kairat are 7000km apart wow...

[ripe yacht]

https://fixupx.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1968982137484292321?s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨🧨 Maresca: “Ale Garnacho vs Man United? I think he’s ready to start”.
︀︀
︀︀“In the last two games, he was inside very good. We are happy in the way he is adapting to our style”.

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FixupX · Sep 19, 2025, 10:14 AM

Need one of these from de ligt

[thorn hornet]

Revenge narrative but we all know he's gonna lose the ball on the counter and Chelsea gonna concede

[rapid yoke]

the kroenkes are turning us into a superpower, will our players and manager ride the wave or get eaten by sharks

[thorn hornet]

I think we will be fine

We are becoming serious again

[dim ledge]

@hasty basin reliable club mouthpiece saying Mama set to start vs Soton

[hasty basin]

Yup makes sense

Will for sure be watching the game

[noble fractal]

https://twitter.com/sporadicalia/status/1968727676115382778?s=19

spor (@sporadicalia)

America used to be a great nation

and now you bums walk around in public wearing sweatpants and slides smh

X · Sep 18, 2025, 5:23 PM

@solid dagger thoughts?

[solid dagger]

Totti had insane drip back in the days

How dare they insult that

[dim ledge]

They're not wrong

Lazy and bummy being a fashion trend is sickening

Jeans and proper footwear till I'm in the grave

Which hopefully is sooner rather than later. I'm tired

[plush jungle]

I don't really like jeans but yeah proper footwear for sure

I don't get slides outside of house and resorts and crocs really

I wouldn't go to a mall in crocs or slides

[noble fractal]

no offense but we are not taking fashion advice from u old man

https://twitter.com/LazyFPL/status/1968976896999268422?s=19

The FPL Newsletter (@LazyFPL)

With five goals in four games, this is Erling Haaland’s worst-ever start to a Premier League season.

X · Sep 19, 2025, 9:54 AM

how terrible

better ship him back to the bundesliga, preferably Stuttgart

[dim ledge]

Go wear your fanny pack u eurotrash

[mental wind]

shouldve given us Woltemade smh

[smoky fable]

Do you really need him

[mental wind]

i was j being sarcasm dw