sports

[sweet tree]

BVB 3-2

[solid dagger]

I hate this competition

It's only pain

Can we play Inter again

[honest umbra]

I guess if u want

[solid dagger]

ADEIYEMI FUCK OFF

He's been pushing to the ground our players the whole game

[frail berry]

Real Madrid red card 😭

[sweet tree]

damn fr

[hasty basin]

If anyone is interested

https://gyazo.com/86d450839880c131ce5c487c8d3dfa52

[burnt cedar]

He should be arrested

[solid dagger]

I thought he scored lmao

I guess Trent can finally play next game

[burnt cedar]

Rulli just got up after 5 minutes

[burnt cedar]

Bro pulled his hamstring 3 mins into this game

He’s done

[hasty basin]

Whodf are they playing at RB

[burnt cedar]

Valverde

[sweet tree]

ye fede probably

what is this game

[burnt cedar]

Ascenio just came on

Looks like it’s him

[sweet tree]

Kobel with an incredible save

[solid dagger]

We hit the post

Of fucking course

[hasty basin]

They need someone good on ball in deeper midfield though lol

From 2 pivots

[nimble onyx]

Is this really a red?

[solid dagger]

Kobel saved that holy shit

What an insane save

[sweet tree]

yep

I thought it hit the post

[solid dagger]

Can we swap keepers

[sweet tree]

but it was indeed a save

[hasty basin]

It's always been given as a red

IIRC

[solid dagger]

In these cases they're punishing the gesture rather than how hard they gave the headbutt

[sweet tree]

[solid dagger]

It's always a red card

[sweet tree]

I dont think that's a pen

[hasty basin]

https://gyazo.com/0426925d74c91d9ca8eb5238b1f2c781

Vini fries in bag bro

[solid dagger]

Pen for Dortmund

Yeah wrap it up

[sweet tree]

Kelly is on the ground

idk

natural position ?

[fluid moat]

How?????

[solid dagger]

I remember some instances when it wasn't given

[fluid moat]

Literally how is that a penalty?

[sweet tree]

I wouldn't give it

[solid dagger]

I'm not even gonna be mad if they give it we've been so shit

[hasty basin]

Ref that's a pen for spurs

[fluid moat]

It hit his chest first

[noble fractal]

https://twitter.com/KPmufc/status/1967963065728766345?s=19

🍊 (@KPmufc)

?

X · Sep 16, 2025, 2:45 PM

why does the fbi director pull up with a liverpol tie lmao

[fluid moat]

???????????????????

[solid dagger]

I think he wouldn't have given it if he didnt have his arm stretched out like that

[hasty basin]

Crazy PR

[fluid moat]

Am I going fucking crazy????

IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A FUCKING PENALTY

[burnt cedar]

Madrid penalty

Wtf

[thorn hornet]

Yeah, nah Carvajal might be braindead

Crazy game

Vardrid at it again

[sweet tree]

gg BVB

[burnt cedar]

That’s unlucky

Handball

[frail berry]

bro where do you put your hand in that situation

[fluid moat]

I’m actually baffled

[mental wind]

a ucl on a thursday what the fuck

[solid dagger]

Up your ass I guess

[fluid moat]

Who is in the var room??

[thorn hornet]

Dig in your butt twin

[fluid moat]

There is no fucking planet in the multiverse where that should ever even be considered a penalty let alone actually given

[dim ledge]

No no no

Please say this is fake

[thorn hornet]

Florentino

[solid dagger]

Woke nonsense

[thorn hornet]

We got a same one vs Inter

[dim ledge]

I'm going to end it all

[sweet tree]

we had UCL fixtures on Thursday last season

[hasty basin]

QARABAG 2-3

[burnt cedar]

Mbappe Martinelli top scorer race heating up

[thorn hornet]

I mean Inter got the same vs Us

[hasty basin]

WHAT

[noble fractal]

wtf is happening to benefica

[thorn hornet]

Benfica are pathetic

[solid dagger]

I genuinely can't stand Dortmund I'm malding so bad

[thorn hornet]

UCLnelli

[noble fractal]

beneficas defense is dogshit

[thorn hornet]

Conceded a goal to Duran Duran

[noble fractal]

how do u concede 3 against quarabag

[solid dagger]

Kenan Yildiz save us please Kenan Yildiz

[hasty basin]

It's so embarrassing lol

[solid dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/picklejuicelover69-gif-1483426411005875907

[hasty basin]

Azerbaijan right next to us

Doing all this

While we can't even get to UECL

[noble fractal]

u guys lost to dortmund my condolences

[hasty basin]

Can't even get close to qualifying for UECL*

[solid dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/brat-mad-upset-tantrum-badkid-gif-5945754

[amber grove]

Spurs actually gonna win a match

Games gone

[noble fractal]

ig there is only two losers left in the prem now

[hasty basin]

Why are there so many La Liga prem matchups GW1

I just realised

4/5 teams lol

[dim ledge]

Most revenue

High optic teams

[hasty basin]

Is there an advantage to them all being in the first gameweek?

[solid dagger]

I hate tuesdays and wednesdays

[hasty basin]

Not a big finance guy

[dim ledge]

I mean put it this way

Logically most viewers are likely to be a fan of either a prem or LL team

To increase viewership and income based off that you combine them

[hasty basin]

I meant it being in GW1

I understand that dynamic

[sweet tree]

Vlahovic brace

[noble fractal]

real madrid made sure to pay the refs early thos time

[solid dagger]

Too late

[hasty basin]

Juve 3-4

What

[sweet tree]

there's still time

[solid dagger]

Unless 👀

[sweet tree]

2 mins left

[fluid moat]

This is fucking bullshit

It should be tied

That is actually the most absurd penalty I’ve ever seen called on us before

[solid dagger]

Karma will punish Dortmund by making them lose every future game in the competition

[noble fractal]

don't say that, never underestimate dortmund's ability to chocke a game

[thorn hornet]

42 points 😃

Captained Guirassy and only assist

[solid dagger]

Where has my 0 goals conceded juve gone

[thorn hornet]

Mbappe was right thrreee

[solid dagger]

Allegri's sprit is dead

[hasty basin]

JUVE

JUVE

JUVE

[thorn hornet]

NAH

[noble fractal]

GOAL???

[hasty basin]

LLOYDXK WAOIJMEAWIOewsm

[sweet tree]

TLDD YAAAA

[hasty basin]

LLOYD KELLY

LOOOL

[solid dagger]

FUCK DORTMUND

[sweet tree]

KELLYYY

[hasty basin]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[sweet tree]

KELLLY GPALLL

[solid dagger]

KEEEEEEELLLLY

[thorn hornet]

Had to be him

[sweet tree]

ITS 4-4

VLAHOVIC CROSS

[thorn hornet]

Just disband the club

[noble fractal]

what did I just say

[sweet tree]

what a fucking game

[fluid moat]

WHATTTTTT

[thorn hornet]

I was about to say Hero Kelly to rescue but like not gonna I'm not a fucking idiot

[solid dagger]

Offside? Please no

[sweet tree]

NEVER GIVE UP @solid dagger

[thorn hornet]

Vision

[noble fractal]

my wifi is so bad I gave up on the game 💔

[fluid moat]

WE SHOULD HAVE WON THIS FUCKING GAME

[sweet tree]

they're checking

[hasty basin]

https://gyazo.com/1fbc5f44283eb8c5fed525cd8cb583cb

THATS

MY

BOY

[fluid moat]

FUCK EUFA

[noble fractal]

man what a match

[sweet tree]

they're checking it

[fluid moat]

FUCK DORTMUND

[solid dagger]

Either way fuck dortmund

[fluid moat]

It’s bullshit and we shouldn’t lose either way

[thorn hornet]

Is that off?

[hasty basin]

Meanwhile I was stuck watching

[solid dagger]

I think so

[hasty basin]

Shitass Villarreal

[fluid moat]

I thought it looked off when seeing it live

[hasty basin]

Trying to figure out how to shoot

[solid dagger]

I hate this game

I hate this competition

I hate dortmund

[sweet tree]

IT COUNTS

4-4

[thorn hornet]

Spurs of Germany

[hasty basin]

OH

[sweet tree]

what a comeback

[thorn hornet]

Fairs

[hasty basin]

Man

Kelly

[solid dagger]

FANCULOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DORTMUND

[hasty basin]

Going from us in the championship to scoring in UCL to tie the game at the final minutes

[fluid moat]

Oh my fucking god

[sweet tree]

that's full time

[hasty basin]

Fucking hell

[fluid moat]

Nah

I’m still furious

[hasty basin]

Dortmund are Oogatz...

[fluid moat]

We should’ve won this game

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/tekkersfoot/status/1968055762506354930?t=evkG8eV4BgzFWffr6qdgNw&s=19

Tekkers Foot (@tekkersfoot)

🚨🇪🇺 LLOYD KELLY HAS EQUALIZED IN THE 96TH MINUTE FOR JUVENTUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS GAME IS ABSOLUTELY CRAZY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
︀︀
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FixupX · Sep 16, 2025, 8:53 PM

[solid dagger]

Honestly I'll take it

[fluid moat]

I’m not letting that “penalty” slide

[sweet tree]

vlahovic is a dawg

[thorn hornet]

Just realized ref for Madrid game is Bosnian

This guy admitted to supporting them like 3 years ago btw

I'm not lying

[solid dagger]

I would've loved this game as a neutral

[hasty basin]

Vlahovic 2 goals 1 assist

[solid dagger]

And of course Vlahovic starts playing out his mind on the last year of his contract

[sweet tree]

that was nuts man

[solid dagger]

Yet again Dortmund bottled a big lead,

[sweet tree]

no defense just vibes

[marsh olive]

first it was Inter and now it was Dortmund

[solid dagger]

They're literally worse than spurs and get ZERO slander

[noble fractal]

unironically, their first game this year was against a team that went up last season and they bottled a 3-1 lead

[hasty basin]

Game of the season already 😭

Best 2nd half in history?

[sweet tree]

yeah

bro that first half had me yawning

was tempted to switch channels

[hasty basin]

Lmao imagine someone turned it off at ht

Shit

[solid dagger]

Nah the Inter game was better

[hasty basin]

Bro

90+4 and 90+6 is insane

[solid dagger]

Yeah but it's dortmund

[sweet tree]

2 goals in ET

[solid dagger]

They're known bottlers

[sweet tree]

fair enough

[hasty basin]

Well it was Inter (No Inzaghi buff)

[solid dagger]

Inter-Barcelona last year was crazier

Last season, not even last year

[hasty basin]

Yeah but last season

[solid dagger]

It was like 5 months ago

[hasty basin]

8 goals in 2nd half is nuts

[solid dagger]

True ngl

We conceded 7 goals in two games

That's unacceptable

[noble fractal]

mind u, they also missed a pen this game

[mental wind]

Qarabag won

[solid dagger]

They don't deserve anything

[noble fractal]

benefica stinker

[sweet tree]

was villarreal ass @hasty basin

[noble fractal]

pavlidis washed 💔

[hasty basin]

Understatement

I wanted to bleach my eyes

from their football

[noble fractal]

was tottenham good at least or was villa just that bad

[hasty basin]

It was Villarreal that was bad

After that shit own goal they couldn't do anything to come back

Spurs had a couple of good chances not resulting in a goal

Ref and VAR waved off like 3 pens that I thought were pens 😭

2 for spurs 1 for Villarreal

[sweet tree]

that's crazy

[noble fractal]

wait spurs won theough own goal...

[hasty basin]

Dude they just attack like they're playing solo

[hasty basin]

You wanna see the goal? you won't be disappointed

[noble fractal]

tottenham moment

ye

[hasty basin]

https://gyazo.com/371607bab3196bfc20b310a38086a86e

[noble fractal]

holy shit how can u be so ass

[hasty basin]

Why did Mikautadze have to go to this shitass team man

[hasty basin]

He did some bs vs Atleti as well he's defo getting dropped

[noble fractal]

La liga onana

still funny though

[hasty basin]

VDV also got away with a red somehow

Very dodgy refereeing for both sides

And Simons from 2nd yellow

[noble fractal]

nothing screams tottenham quite like winning 1-0 bc of a collosal gk failure

[hasty basin]

Reminds me of the PSG Girona game lol

Wasn't that the 1st MD as well

[noble fractal]

my fave 1-0 last season was liverpool-psg

[hasty basin]

Every match had some crazy shit happening lmao

UCL is so back

[sweet tree]

has madrid won a game with more than 2 goals

[noble fractal]

allison made a deal with tje devil that day

[sweet tree]

okay just 1

[hasty basin]

Vs Oviedo 🥀

Nah bro

Why is Bayern Chelsea and Pool Atleti at the same time

Ffs

[amber grove]

Cooking of Enzo will commence tomorrow

[hasty basin]

And I Have to watch PSG "Atalanta under Juric" cos of Kvara

[noble fractal]

i can't even watxh any of these 🥀

[hasty basin]

(I'm probably like +3 from your timezone btw)

[sweet tree]

damn that looks good

[noble fractal]

my wifi is so ass I can barely play a video rn

[hasty basin]

Ohhh that way

[sweet tree]

except for the early game

probably skipping that

[hasty basin]

Me too

I might have it on the background

For the funsies

[solid dagger]

Yeah Croco the more I think about it the more I'm convinced this was arguably the craziest second half of football ever

[hasty basin]

It's so nuts lol

Going from 0-0 to 4-4

[solid dagger]

Maybe not the absolute craziest one if you take into consideration the stage of the competition and the teams

But it's up there

[noble fractal]

probably +1 rn if u are in georgia rn lol

[hasty basin]

Yeah

Oh +1 damn

[noble fractal]

they put the mid games first lmao

[hasty basin]

Guess that's why they put an Arsenal game early huh

(Don't kill me pls)

[noble fractal]

https://twitter.com/lukadonchick/status/1967576943840375201?s=19

coco (@lukadonchick)

caught my dad up on wnba relationship lore last night while watching liberty and mercury game and he was like “wow that doesn’t happen in nba like imagine lebron james and steph curry dating” i just stayed silent…

X · Sep 15, 2025, 1:11 PM

[noble fractal]

https://twitter.com/Nedao454/status/1968053457077830105?s=19

Martin VII (@Nedao454)

Dortmund got the biggest bozo gene of any club but Juve CL gene is just too strong. This is the type of club to hand Arsenal their first ever CL trophy

X · Sep 16, 2025, 8:44 PM

juve vs arsenal in ucl final we will be there

[solid dagger]

@fluid moat

Took me way longer than it should've

[noble fractal]

https://fxtwitter.com/BVB/status/1967863758501679257?s=19

Borussia Dortmund (@BVB)

🎁 Doppelpacker 1997 gegen Juve im CL-Finale feiert heute 60. Geburtstag! Happy Birthday, Kalle Riedle! 🥳

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FxTwitter · Sep 16, 2025, 8:10 AM

[fluid moat]

lmao

[noble fractal]

lol

that was today?

[fluid moat]

If we could stop conceding 3 or 4 goals a game that would be nice

[simple seal]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-trying-to-not-laugh-speed-holding-laugh-speed-laughing-speed-laugh-gif-242565803459391828

[solid dagger]

Any day Benfica loses it's a good day

[dim ledge]

Losing to a proxy state smh

[hasty basin]

Why does bro hate every team 😭

[hasty basin]

We could never...

[solid dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/emperor-vrchat-vr-emperor-of-vrchat-blackbeard-gif-19995325

[solid dagger]

I hate Dortmund because they're the biggest bottlers ever and get no slander for it and I hate Benfica because we can never beat them any time we face them

[dim ledge]

I simply tell the truth....

[solid dagger]

You know that one team that even if you're better than them on paper you could never beat? That's Benfica to us

[noble fractal]

eveyone knows they are bottlers they are just to irrelevant for ppl to care, unlike clubs like arsenal

[solid dagger]

I know too little about the geopolitical state of the caucasus to say anything other than that gif about the matter

[solid dagger]

They should get way more slander than like Spurs but they don't

I'm gonna make sure they do

[noble fractal]

real

next week is our turn to play europa

[solid dagger]

Stuttgart is a MUCH bigger team anyway

Second biggest team in Germany easily

[noble fractal]

[solid dagger]

I'm gonna root for you

[noble fractal]

pls don't say that we'll embarass ourselves again

😭

[noble fractal]

thanks ❤️

[solid dagger]

It's some reverse jinx voodoo

https://tenor.com/view/wizard-dance-ena-gif-27696814

[noble fractal]

im so glad I didn't watxh our last game I would have fr gotten a stroke

[dim ledge]

Tldr their leader bottoms for Erdogan and follows them to a t for anything they do

[solid dagger]

Yuck

[solid dagger]

What happened?

[noble fractal]

We went into the lead in the first half amd conceded 3 in the last 10 minutes

[sweet tree]

getting beat by azerbaijan league is a new low for liga nos, I thought getting beat by MLS was already bad enough lol

[proud coyote]

🐺 🇹🇷 SUMBIT OR BE CONQUEROED 🇹🇷 🐺

[sweet tree]

holy discord lag

[noble fractal]

reading the comments under dortmunds official account is so funmy

u can feel the rage

[solid dagger]

Good

[simple seal]

They beat Sporting Braga a couple of years ago in the Europa League too 💀

Made it hard for Bayer too even

Early 2024 actually

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/TomPelissero/status/1968058252761108932?t=aTW_SM0oOGxc4oc5wBFrFQ&s=19 @simple seal

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

The #Vikings are placing starting RB Aaron Jones on injured reserve, sources tell me and @RapSheet.

Jones was ruled out of Sunday’s game because of a hamstring injury. Now he’s out for at least four more games.

X · Sep 16, 2025, 9:03 PM

[smoky fable]

Whoever has Mason benefits from fantasy

[rustic ore]

Mhm

[solid dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/drogba-disgrace-complain-gif-13030495025833868706

[rustic mountain]

@rustic ore the Chiefs just love making themselves unlikable don't they? Or at least Travis does

[rustic ore]

Thornton wore one as well

[rustic mountain]

Ofc he did

Look I know New England was insufferable but idk if we were THIS bad

[rustic ore]

Nothing like sticking up for your buddy who got caught dead to rights committing multiple felonies and is getting off with a literal slap on the wrist of only 30 days in jail and acting like he's some sort of victim that needs to be "freed"

[rustic mountain]

Just not a real good look. At all.

Coulda just left that alone but I guess championships and marrying a billionaire make your decision making a little suspect

I had a family member who works at a school say Travis gives off huge school bully vibes

[amber grove]

They were

Chiefs may be pricks but they never cheated

[smoky fable]

Gronk the better tight end

[rustic mountain]

Oh come off it

We gonna play this "New England is the only cheater" bit again

[amber grove]

Whatever Astros of the NFL

And Kraft a pervert

[rustic mountain]

The salt from 28-3 reallllly in there deep

And yes Kraft is a perv, no skin off my nose there

[amber grove]

Idc or blame the Patriots for that it's not even an inkling in why I hate them

We lost that game

https://fxtwitter.com/TheDunkCentral/status/1968094493607071959?t=1cYTdhwkUURk7LDwTdcO8A&s=19

NBACentral (@TheDunkCentral)

“I’m pissed. I’m livid. I feel like we let that opportunity slip away. I start laughing instantly I’m like this can’t be true, nah no way (KD) would go to that team, they just beat us.”
︀︀
︀︀- Russ on KD leaving
︀︀
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FxTwitter · Sep 16, 2025, 11:27 PM

Still crying almost a decade later Westbrick for a reason

[torn gale]

I agree with Drizzy about patriots fans being worse during their run

Not only were they a dynasty but they were also Boston fans. Which meant being fans of Boston teams like the Celtics. And I see/saw way more of them in the wild than I do chiefs fans

The patriots fans here are cool though

[willow galleon]

What's this about?

[trim timber]

Hoping for a speedy recovery after the Dublin game

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/yungviral-gif-9161967965362335111

[plush jungle]

how about them chiefs

i can't wait for the chiefs to go 0-17

[haughty moss]

[rustic ore]

I kind of want to say it's a virtue signal, if it's not it's extremely tone deaf. I guess some Chiefs players are "showing support" to Rashee Rice while he's suspended by wearing those, saying he should be "freed" from his suspension (even though it's 100% deserved)

[rustic mountain]

Their wide out, Rashee Rice was caught doing some bad shit with a car and he got a slap on the wrist and a suspension, so chiefs players made this shirt

[willow galleon]

Caleb downs on the cheifs is a divine punishment

[willow galleon]

So he committed a crime and is being punished for it?

[rustic mountain]

It's like a kiddy version of those people who go to jails and protest serial killers on death row getting the chair

Yes

[willow galleon]

This shit people did in middle school (on a much larger scale but still)

[rustic mountain]

Yes essentially

Dude who not only took the punishment, proven guilty and all that

But they, as Buc put it, in a extremely tone deaf manner wore those shirts

@rustic ore Antonio Gibson on that kick return hit a cool 20mph

[rustic ore]

Yeesh

[rustic mountain]

https://youtube.com/shorts/mOvi-wg7nVQ?si=zS-qoSaM7LTsuglk

Dude was bookin it

I didn't know new england could get players who ran that fast anymore

[dim kettle]

Imagine not being 2-0 rn

[haughty moss]

[rustic mountain]

God I am so glad Miami and NY on that list

Hate those mfers for life

[haughty moss]

Three teams i hate in the middle suffering >>>

[rustic mountain]

Even if in the future Toronto gets a team and I end up cheering for them full time

Id still wish the Bills, Jets, and Dolphins losing

[haughty moss]

shame the bills not 0-2 :/

[rustic mountain]

I miss the Bills being bad

[haughty moss]

that's ok they will fold in january

[rustic mountain]

True

[rustic ore]

Y'all hear that McVay somehow fucked up his foot during the Rams game?

[haughty moss]

[rustic mountain]

Ryo bro the ultimate gamble tho, Allen goes to a sb but loses

Pretty sure Id make that my banner for a season

[rustic ore]

Hey I know that guy, he's Drake Maye's bestie

[haughty moss]

he will never win a ring while shadow rooting for him

Just not meant to be

[dim kettle]

I'm afraid this server will riot if it does happen.

[haughty moss]

REAL

[dim kettle]

Of course, knowing my chances, Allen will totally face the Bucs in the SB. Already had to see Carey Price in the only year it could happen make the FInals against my team.

[rustic mountain]

My Top 5 most hated teams:
5. New York Giants
4. Miami Dolphins
3.New York Jets
2. Buffalo Bills

1. Cleveland Browns

Honorable Mentions to Indianapolis Colts and Dallas Cowboys

Tf

[haughty moss]

whos 1 lol

[dim kettle]

The Skidmarks are forever my punching bag

[rustic mountain]

Bro

Why is discord showing like that

Lmao

[haughty moss]

Good order

What did cleveland do tho they always been terrible

[rustic lichen]

That Kyler Murray photo shoot with the Vick jersey was definitely a decision

[rustic mountain]

Honorable mentions: Indianapolis Colts, Dallas Cowboys, Pittsburgh Steelers

[dim kettle]

Explain it like the Colts did on that special play in 2015.

It looked good on paper.

[dim kettle]

They're a team in Ohio for one thing.

[haughty moss]

Leave my state alone

[rustic mountain]

Deshaun Watson

[haughty moss]

oh

Yeah that makes sense

[dim kettle]

Even Mother Nature hates it.

[rustic ore]

Would have to guess it was giving Deshaun Watson 230 fully guaranteed right after 2 dozen women accused him of being a creep

[haughty moss]

nasty franchise

[dim kettle]

Typo. Deshaun Cosby.

[rustic ore]

The Browns need to be studied honestly. The amount of self sabotage they go through is an art

[dim kettle]

They are the Skidmarks of sports for a reason.

[rustic ore]

They had a young coach showing he has the right stuff, an ascending roster, arguably their 1st franchise QB since Bernie Kosar, and genuine good will from the NFL fanbase as a whole after how they performed in that first playoff run...and they flushed it down the toilet

[dim ledge]

@proud coyote @robust grotto @smoky fable is this funny

[dim kettle]

It was always gonna fail because said young HC in that game against the Chiefs trusted his running back more than his 1st overall pick QB with the game on the line.

Like, if Baker was still in Cleveland, he wouldn't have game-winning drives like he did yesterday.

[rustic mountain]

Another Jays win

https://tenor.com/view/toronto-blue-jays-ace-mascot-mascots-mlb-gif-16337798

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1968139879227039997

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman)

Special: Boston Celtics superstar Jayson Tatum was in attendance for the Jets game this Sunday.

The team even gifted him a customized jersey.

Tatum has always been a fan of the Jets 👀

X · Sep 17, 2025, 2:28 AM

ummmm

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-funny-gif-23391692

This is gonna piss off so many C's fans

[dim kettle]

He grew up in St. Louis. Like, WTF. lol

[rustic mountain]

Holy SHIT

The Twins could come back!

[dim kettle]

Ah so close

[rustic mountain]

Ah damn

Oh well

Jays won so it's not a biggie

Woulda just gave us a bit more boost

I am so ready to be done in Tampa, it's always pulling teeth in Florida

Holy fuck the A's won

Lmao

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/AcccountStat/status/1968008318372450793/photo/1

Stat Acccount (@AcccountStat)

Cornerback coverage data through week 2
- Top right = "good" | Bottom left = "bad"

X · Sep 16, 2025, 5:45 PM

Terrion Arnold good grief

[smoky fable]

Elam did not pay off for that trade and Stevenson too.

JAckson getting picked on

[rustic ore]

Remember when Trevon Diggs was good?

[smoky fable]

Injury but he's always been a gambler

Gets picks but can get burnt

[rustic ore]

I am stunned Jobe is doing that well, dude is a very mid athlete

[proud coyote]

@dim ledge look at lenoir

Dude has allowed 2 catches for 10 yards total

[dim ledge]

Love dmo man

I know it's been against two questionable teams but everyone on defense looks so much more confident

Like the behind the line of scrimmage/tackles for losses alone

Already surprising me

I'll see a play call and I'll think "oh they'll get a few out of this" but they just get swarmed

3 guys tracking the movement and locking down

Green needs to be a bit better though. Average per this chart but not what he was last season

[rustic ore]

I feel bad for Jaycee Horn, dude playing lights out but stuck with a dumpster fire like Carolina

[smoky fable]

him and derrick brown are the bright spots. Their linebackers suck..........

mike jackson has been alright too at cb

[hollow wind]

https://vxtwitter.com/_mlfootball/status/1968118909497978946?s=46

MLFootball (@_MLFootball)

TRENDING: KEENAN ALLEN SHOULDER JOINTS HAVE GONE VIRAL ON SOCIAL MEDIA.

😳😳😳

Wow.

https://t.co/HyZdd7n8MY

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Sep 17, 2025, 1:04 AM

Have they always been like this??

[rustic ore]

I...don't know

[dim ledge]

Wtf

Those look like body mods

[smoky fable]

yeah it's been around

[smoky fable]

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/38915762/chargers-keenan-allen-ac-joint-sprain-play-sunday

from 2013 for his right shoulder from this article

[rustic ore]

Weird but as long as it doesn't hurt him

[smoky fable]

Dbacks really playing into that role winning that game with that walk off.

They own the tiebreaker I think now over the giants

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/MLBONFOX/status/1968168120255955106

FOX Sports: MLB (@MLBONFOX)

Earlier tonight, the Athletics and Orioles were eliminated from Postseason contention.

**💬 8 🔁 7 ❤️ 30 👁️ 694 **

FixupX · Sep 17, 2025, 4:20 AM

[amber grove]

LFG

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/TalkinBaseball_/status/1968171680054051114

Talkin’ Baseball (@TalkinBaseball_)

The Angels will finish under .500 for the 10th straight season, which is the longest active streak in MLB

Rockies and Pirates have the next longest streaks at seven straight seasons under .500

X · Sep 17, 2025, 4:34 AM

Arte Moreno baseball

[rustic mountain]

Having Mike Trout and Shohei Ohtani and not winning a god damn thing in that time period of a decade is fucking bananas

Absolute waste of talent and money

[hollow wind]

If there’s one thing the angels know how to do

It’s waste money

Really sad organization tbh

[smoky fable]

Ain’t that the truth

[slow violet]

JOSH JOBE

hall of fame career incoming

[smoky fable]

...................................

[slow violet]

https://tenor.com/view/barney-simpsons-gif-20873306

[smoky fable]

JSN is great

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/jaraaxz_/status/1968069550345425147?t=I8PaDfL2RyzkhwVRSvDRng&s=19

＊ (@jaraaxz_)

Kenan Yildiz vs Borussia Dortmund

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▶ Play video

FixupX · Sep 16, 2025, 9:48 PM

nice comp

[smoky fable]

oh my god, it ended 4-4?

damn

[sweet tree]

you didn't see it?

[smoky fable]

some decent looking matchups tomorrow

[sweet tree]

yeah it was a crazy end to the game

[smoky fable]

I'm working at those times

[sweet tree]

juve were down 4-2 and scored 2 in extra time

[smoky fable]

Was busy

[sweet tree]

ah fair

[ripe yacht]

"Improvement" https://x.com/SimplyUtd/status/1967989905197502501?s=19

SimplyUtd (@SimplyUtd)

🚨 JUST IN!

Manchester United hopes another managerial change isn’t needed, as stats show improvement this season.

[@ChrisWheelerDM, @NathSalt1]

X · Sep 16, 2025, 4:32 PM

We're actually cursed atp

[noble fractal]

well it was against dortmund

[sweet tree]

ye they got the bottling gene

[solid dagger]

And the ref didn't call this pen for some reason

Zhegrova looked good in the few minutes he played and he's not 100% yet, I can't wait for him to get in shape

If he can stay healthy we're gonna have a great offense

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/not_morata/status/1968052937298686093

゜ (@not_morata)

the type of performance kenan yildiz has to deliver for juventus to win the match

X · Sep 16, 2025, 8:42 PM

[solid dagger]

Looks like Trent is gonna be out for 2 months

How is it possible that Madrid is always devastated by injuries every year lmao

[noble fractal]

https://twitter.com/MadridXtra/status/1968051230414082231?s=19

Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra)

Trent: injured
Carvajal: red card

Real Madrid play against Kairat Almaty in 2 weeks.

X · Sep 16, 2025, 8:35 PM

I hope they beat your ass

[dim ledge]

Ohhhh nooooo what a crying shame

Those poor fans

[solid dagger]

You're not slick Balkan we know you have a Trent voodoo doll

It's your fault he got injured

[dim ledge]

Typical Italian, blaming the Greek

It's not my fault our Rome lasted longer

Mea Culpa!

[solid dagger]

Our Rome was more iconic

But I gotta give it to you without ancient Greece there wouldn't have been anything

[dim ledge]

Hmph....

At least we're superior to the other Mediterraneans

[solid dagger]

That's for sure 🇮🇹 🤝 🇬🇷

[trim island]

There are so many great champions league games at the same time today

fuck

[robust grotto]

One day closer to hockey

Aka one day closer to me SCREAMING AT MY FUCKING TV

[desert palm]

@dim kettle I hope the dodgers extend Dave Roberts to 2030!

[desert palm]

So you’re saying that you aren’t doing that right now because of the Mets free fall?

[robust grotto]

Tbh I don’t really watch that much baseball

I do follow with the scores though

[slow violet]

@rustic ore @smoky fable
this dude is unrecognizable, this not just good o line play. He might be fixed 😭

[desert thunder]

Not ficking carrot almighty

[rustic ore]

We’ve been seeing it the past couple years, sometimes a guy just needs a change of scenery to thrive

[desert thunder]

Rma is cooked

[slow violet]

daboll might be ass 😭

[dim ledge]

The weight of sin....

Bad news @robust grotto. I think I dreamt that we signed KK last night. Sorry to report

[robust grotto]

I expect it to happen because it’s very on brand

I just don’t like it at all

[smoky fable]

Offensive line play is good and Steichen is good

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1968319038830035428?s=46&t=p7cGuHvykKWdHLCLT_54_A

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

#Chargers legend Khalil Mack, who left Monday’s win over the #Raiders with a dislocated elbow, is expected to be back in a few weeks, per me and @MikeGarafolo. Not season-ending.

Good news for LAC, as Mack has looked like his usual productive self for this stellar defense.

X · Sep 17, 2025, 2:20 PM

[rustic lichen]

More on the Clippers drama coming out.

[rustic ore]

Chargers “legend”

[slow violet]

chargers legend is crazy 😭

[slow violet]

don't ask adam though, hes never heard of aspiration

[plush jungle]

I'm so glad that kawhi wasn't a raptor past 2018-2019

and that he has zero rings since then

[slow violet]

kawhi is a part time nba player

he don't care about rings anymore 🤣

[smoky fable]

Playing with a cast

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/NFL/status/1968344057018769805

NFL (@NFL)

Jets HC Aaron Glenn rules out QB Justin Fields in Week 3 vs. Buccaneers.

X · Sep 17, 2025, 3:59 PM

They're facing the Bucs on Sunday. A backup QB against the Bucs.

https://youtu.be/p646cALLgeY

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/Ihartitz/status/1968334322894836053

Ian Hartitz (@Ihartitz)

Yikes

X · Sep 17, 2025, 3:20 PM

[smoky fable]

Makes sense

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/UnderdogNFL/status/1968352942790221870

Underdog NFL (@UnderdogNFL)

Baker Mayfield on his incident with Texans S CJ Gardner-Johnson:

“We don’t take any shit. That’s all.”

X · Sep 17, 2025, 4:34 PM

[robust grotto]

Another 0-3 start for both NY teams

[robust grotto]

I can’t get over how there are so many teenagers in NNJ that probably aren’t fans of either team, simply bc they’ve been so bad

[dim kettle]

Rule #189 of being a Bucs fan: Expect tons of losing to backup QBs.

[robust grotto]

Counterpoint - the New York Jets

[dim kettle]

Counterpart. I saw my team lose to the Jets with a 40-year-old Vinny Testaverde off the living room couch 20 years ago

[robust grotto]

So you’re saying I should pick them

[dim kettle]

Just don't be surprised.

The Bucs for some dumb reason cannot comprehend how to handle their business against backup and rookie QBs.

[robust grotto]

Enter Rookie Daniel Jones v TB

[trim timber]

Testaverde, now that's a blast from the past

[robust grotto]

He’s no Chad Pennington

[dim kettle]

They made Zach Wilson look decent as well

[robust grotto]

Without any doubt.. he’s the worst NY QB of our lifetime

[rapid yoke]

ajax inter
bayern chelsea
liverpool atletico
psg atalanta
4 quality games at the same time

what were they thinking

[sweet tree]

they're silly to put all those at the same time

[robust grotto]

Liverpool versus Spanish Burnley ???

[sweet tree]

one shouldve been an early game

[robust grotto]

Oh no.. Balkan’s blood pressure might need to be checked

[dim kettle]

I remember in 2017 the Bucs lost a game to the Packers where their backup QB beat them, just throwing for 84 yards.

[robust grotto]

… that’s fucked

[rustic mountain]

Hey we are as good as the Chiefs!

https://tenor.com/view/la-liga-champion-trophy-yes-yeah-gif-15857831

[dim kettle]

Monkey Paw Wish when Jets and Giants fans wished they were as good as the Chiefs.

[noble fractal]

pafos red, how convenient for Olympiacos

[torn gale]

Why is Ryan poles employed

[torn gale]

First time in a while we aren’t in some corner

[noble fractal]

I didn't plan on watching it originally but its on tv so might aswell lol

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/Buccaneers/status/1968350107830817235

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (@Buccaneers)

Your 50th Season Buccaneers 👏

X · Sep 17, 2025, 4:23 PM

🥹

[dim kettle]

Ha Ha. They're gonna lose in those

[hasty basin]

So it's Ekitike who got dropped

Interesting

[smoky fable]

Indeed

[rustic mountain]

Gonzo is going to practice

https://tenor.com/view/christian-gonzalez-gif-577548938585578548

The return of a top 5 corner in the game babyyyy

[smoky fable]

Amazing

https://x.com/Steph49K/status/1968358310144594220

Steph Sanchez (@Steph49K)

Ricky Pearsall

X · Sep 17, 2025, 4:56 PM

https://x.com/joshweinfuss/status/1968356015545663937

Josh Weinfuss (@joshweinfuss)

Cardinals CB Garrett Williams and DL L.J. Collier are going on IR with a chance to return, Jonathan Gannon said.

CB Max Melton will be back at practice today.

CB Will Johnson will not be practicing this week.

Their status for Sunday in SF is still unknown.

X · Sep 17, 2025, 4:46 PM

@dim ledge

Yeah you guys are going to cook our secondary

[noble fractal]

olympiacos is so ass how did these guys qualify 😭

[hasty basin]

Pafos counter

If they were better 🕊️

Is that Taremi?

[noble fractal]

red ahaha

[hasty basin]

Potential red

[noble fractal]

not looking good for mr. marinakis

[hasty basin]

?

Before that was a foul too maybe?

Lol red

Olympiacos has Strefezza too? df

Podence Taremi Strefezza

[noble fractal]

no red

yellow

[hasty basin]

Changed to yellow

Um

I thought he was given a yellow at first df

[sweet tree]

damn mayulu starting at st for psg

[noble fractal]

yeah def yellow

[dim ledge]

Soon...

[hasty basin]

Bro must hate Goncalo Ramos

[sweet tree]

I guess lucho doesn't rate gonçalo

ye

lol

[hasty basin]

I doubt he's actually the ST though lol

More chance of Kvara/Doue

Barcola*

[sweet tree]

yeah I could see barcola

as st

[hasty basin]

Both Barcola and Kvara have played ST for PSG before

I see Mayulu as a winger max

There might be weird rotations with him Fabian Ruiz and Vitinha

Watch him put Neves RB Hakimi RW Barcola ST Kvara LW Mayulu CM

[nimble onyx]

Lucho allergic to playing natural strikers now, it seems like

[broken holly]

Hi everyone

[hasty basin]

Tbf the "natural striker" he had was Dembele

[sweet tree]

dembele did well in that spot

[hasty basin]

Yeah just not a natural ST

[sweet tree]

tho koeman has also used him as a ST before

I think he bagged a brace for us once

vs Sevilla away

[hasty basin]

You wouldn't even think about putting him ST considering his finishing lol

(Prior to last season)

Atalanta has like 5 more people on the bench lol

[sweet tree]

nvm it was 1 goal

[nimble onyx]

Ah

[amber grove]

ENZO DOWNFALL CONTINUES TODAY

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/Haterwatch21/status/1968076882685071701

Hater watch sports (@Haterwatch21)

Hey @EASPORTSCollege care to explain?

X · Sep 16, 2025, 10:17 PM

[dim kettle]

This is a perfect example. He shows players how to not read defenses.

It's like using Spongebob in Mrs. Puff's educational driving film.

[smoky fable]

Will let Lagway develop

[amber grove]

Real ones will remember the Gators fans acting like this man was gonna be the best QB in the SEC

[smoky fable]

Klubnik and Leavitt haven't been great either

[dim kettle]

Scooter doesn't count. lol

[amber grove]

Gators have sucked and will continue to suck for the foreseeable future

[amber grove]

Wasnt just him 😭

[hasty basin]

Bayern's attack is so crazy lol

Musiala instead of Gnabry

[dim kettle]

They'll continue talking about Tim Tebow like he's a god when he couldn't throw a football worth the crap.

[sweet tree]

damn I only know like 2 ajax players

[hasty basin]

I'd be like you if Mikautadze didn't play there for some months

Wait Heitinga manages them now

Lmao

[sweet tree]

that's cool

[dim ledge]

Also today is officially

ahem

Isak time

[smoky fable]

Time to watch

And speaking of strikers, no Julian Alvarez

[hasty basin]

How dare slot bench Ekitike

[nimble onyx]

Shame

[hasty basin]

Now Ekitike will destroy his town hall in coc

[dim ledge]

Low-key think this may be a fitness thing too

He's played alot of minutes

Still getting used to the physicality of LFC

He'll definitely sub in

[noble fractal]

0-0

what an embarrassment

[hasty basin]

Fairs

Hasn't he been subbing off though?

[noble fractal]

who allowed greek teams to participate im ucl

[trim island]

as a neutral what games y'all watching

Liverpool atheltico will be an insanely boring one so I'm just gonna stick with Chelsea bayern

[sweet tree]

it's between pool/atleti and bayern/chelsea

[trim island]

Seems like a high scoring game

[dim ledge]

Yeah but plays a good bit still

I expect him to try subbing out Gakpo next

Seeing who he prefers where and when and against who

[hasty basin]

If I was complete neutral pool atleti

[dim ledge]

Panathinaikos had the final against Ajax and it's all been downhill from there

[hasty basin]

I feel like there's this false belief that Atleti will be like Burnley lmao

[trim island]

Alvarez is not playing

[nimble onyx]

If Alvarez was playing I would’ve tuned

[trim island]

Simeone will play a level of haramball not known to mankind

[nimble onyx]

In

[trim island]

Shits gonna be taught in history books

[nimble onyx]

But I am also curious to see how Isak will do

[trim island]

I saw a tweet saying Atletico will not even try to cross the half line

😭

[dim ledge]

Wouldn't expect terribly much to begin with

First start with the team + still coming to fitness

But we'll see

Think slot trusts him enough if he's starting

[hasty basin]

Then they'd be a small team

No?

There's defensive teams and then there's defensive relegation bound teams

Burnley is on a whole different level

[trim island]

Simeone is king of haramball

Maybe after allegri or at the same level at least

[hasty basin]

They didn't even try to score given the chance

[trim island]

Let's see tho

[hasty basin]

Only for legacy

Not how much of a low block they can play

[trim island]

I'm gonna watch bayern chelsea tho it seems like a high scoring match

[hasty basin]

Chelsea can also be considered a defensive team

[trim island]

I've watched every liverpool game anyways

[trim island]

Not to the level of Atletico

[dim ledge]

Brain trust over here

[noble fractal]

notmihawk what team do u support

[trim island]

madrid

[noble fractal]

damn

[hasty basin]

Absolute cinema @dim ledge

[noble fractal]

i persume real? lol

[trim island]

I thght you was gonna call me a glory hunter

Everyone does

[robust grotto]

It’s just sports

[trim island]

I'm used to it I don't mind

[robust grotto]

Yep

[trim island]

I'll put lfc atm on my laptop

[noble fractal]

I usually don't do that unprompted

[trim island]

[noble fractal]

my wifi is so ass I won't even try watching it

[amber grove]

Fuck it we're beating Bayern Munich we not letting Harry Kane beat us

[trim island]

[noble fractal]

I only watched olympiacos one bc it was on tv

[amber grove]

Palmer starting we're back

[smoky fable]

Will this be classic Simeone Terrorist ball

[smoky fable]

You confident in getting a result against Bayern

[amber grove]

Yes

I love this lineup

For once Enzo may have cooked

[hasty basin]

Everyone forgetting the 2-4 Atleti Barca game?

[desert palm]

@trim timber https://x.com/urinatingtree/status/1968386889582526894?s=46

UrinatingTree (@UrinatingTree)

Billy, this is Jack Suwinski. He's got solid power at the plate, good patience with the ability to draw walks, a strong fielder with plus speed.

His only defect is that he cannot make contact with the baseball whatsoever.

X · Sep 17, 2025, 6:49 PM

[smoky fable]

I hate that you have two Enzos so it trips me up at times

[hasty basin]

I just call the coach Maresca and Fernandez Enzo

[desert palm]

@smoky fable Gallen season resurgence? https://x.com/bnightengale/status/1968384696213192783?s=46

Bob Nightengale (@BNightengale)

Gallen is yielding a 2.68 ERA since the trade deadline with a .200 opponent’s batting average and 1.01 WHIP.

X · Sep 17, 2025, 6:40 PM

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1968386234780368910 @rustic ore

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

#Bucs QB Baker Mayfield on jawing with CJ Gardner Johnson: “We don’t take any sh*t. That’s about it.”

Quoting Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)
︀
Baker Mayfield on IG: "Built different. 10 toes down."

**💬 24 🔁 27 ❤️ 250 👁️ 28.3K **

▶ Play video

FixupX · Sep 17, 2025, 6:47 PM

[trim timber]

story of the whole team this year. Batting was atrocious pre All Star break.

[smoky fable]

Contract run boost along with wild card hopes

If the Mets blow it

[hasty basin]

Come on Kvara make up for the Mikautadze stinker yesterday

[desert palm]

Crazy that the Mets and DBacks could possibly get the third wild card with a w-l record like that lol

METS ARE METTING!

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/tony-romo-terrell-owens-quarterback-football-gif-8169080

[desert palm]

“To Err is human, To Met is Eternal”.

possibly missing the playoffs is Mets punishment for signing Juan Soto

[rustic ore]

@silk pine Baker dropped another banger line

[desert palm]

And I hope that happens

[dim kettle]

The punchline is no NY team winning the WS. Which is a victory for America in my books

[desert palm]

Heyyyyyy how’s that roof going?

[burnt cedar]

This atleti kit is terrible

[dim kettle]

Don’t have to worry too much. New ownership, baybee

[desert palm]

And how are you enjoying the Yankees dimensions 😏

[desert palm]

Stu still owns 10% 😏

[dim kettle]

And?

The dude is in the background now

[desert palm]

Also sale is still not finalized officially

[hasty basin]

Ruiz to Marquinhos

1-0

Could be off

[desert palm]

Even thought they said it would by September

It is already second half of September

Where is the Finalization? 😏

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/raystherooftb/status/1968096668416610660?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Rays The Roof (@RaysTheRoofTB)

Quotes from @MLB commissioner Rob Manfred regarding progress at Tropicana Field and optimism about a new stadium deal from the new ownership group
︀︀
︀︀(Via @TBTimes_Rays/@TBTimes_Sports)

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FixupX · Sep 16, 2025, 11:36 PM

[hasty basin]

Yep there we go

[sweet tree]

Liverpool goal

[hasty basin]

Wow so much for the TERRORIST LOW BLOCK TALIBAN!

[sweet tree]

Robertson I think ?

[dim kettle]

They said as soon as September it could happen.

[sweet tree]

ye there was a deflection

[rapid yoke]

set piece again ole ole

[smoky fable]

Already breached

[desert palm]

Sounds like cope to me………..

Enjoy Steinbrenner until June

[dim kettle]

It’s not my words. They didn’t have a direct estimate date

[burnt cedar]

That Salah free kick was going out for a throw on ffsss

[hasty basin]

Almost 2-0 Nuno Mendes

Barrios own goaled? 💀

2-0 Salah

[sweet tree]

Salah 2-0

atleti are finished

[trim island]

That first goal gonna count as Salah assist😭

[hasty basin]

Oh my God my fantasy is COOKING

[sweet tree]

I mean it is

[desert palm]

Bob Nightengale also said something along those lines

https://x.com/bnightengale/status/1968383982770495936?s=46

Bob Nightengale (@BNightengale)

The Diamondbacks have juggled their rotation that sets up Zac Gallen to start Game 1 of the wild card series if they make the postseason. The D-backs are going with a 4-man rotation because of their off days.
Gallen pitches Saturday vs. Philadelphia and next Wednesday vs. LA.

X · Sep 17, 2025, 6:38 PM

[ripe yacht]

Holy shit

[sweet tree]

Gallagher and Galan getting outmuscled

[ripe yacht]

I dont want to switch from the chelsea game tho man 😭

[trim island]

These boys are ruining spain football name

2 goals in 5 minutes

[ripe yacht]

Wtf is simeone cooking

[sweet tree]

poison

[smoky fable]

What is this start

[trim island]

Absolutely nothing he hasn't won a game that I've watched

[sweet tree]

they beat villarreal

but they are also cheeks

[trim island]

Didn't watch that one

[hasty basin]

WHAT A SAVE CARNESSECHI

Holy SHIT

[trim island]

Bayern are so shit

[sweet tree]

oh Marquinhos scored for PSG

[hasty basin]

Yeah good pass to him

Bro was practically ST

I knew they'd do some BS rotations

[amber grove]

If I'm talking negatively it's the coach I love the player

[hasty basin]

Mendes and Marquinhos had the best chances 😭

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/tekkersfoot/status/1968391019403301348?t=-T23xcPRx1TaYHucG3ncQQ&s=19

Tekkers Foot (@tekkersfoot)

🚨🇪🇺 MARQUINHOS OPENS THE SCORING FOR PSG!
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︀︀PSG 1-0 Atalanta.

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https://fixupx.com/tekkersfoot/status/1968391338304356397?t=-T23xcPRx1TaYHucG3ncQQ&s=19

Tekkers Foot (@tekkersfoot)

🚨🇪🇺 SALAH DOUBLES THE LEAD FOR LIVERPOOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
︀︀
︀︀Liverpool 2-0 Atlético Madrid.

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FixupX · Sep 17, 2025, 7:07 PM

[amber grove]

LMAO KANE YOU SUCK

[hasty basin]

Holy shit

Atletico defence gimmick in 2025 🥀

[smoky fable]

Anfield is rocking

[hasty basin]

Salah got credited with assist

OMG SO CLOSE

PSG are playing some gorgeous footblal

Kvara's feeling good again life is good

[sweet tree]

they had 3 guys there to stop salah

[solid dagger]

Simeone put the fries in the bag

[sweet tree]

that was some bad defending

[dim ledge]

@robust grotto

[sweet tree]

who else you got upfront

[hasty basin]

Gvardiol potentially subbing in

I'll see how I feel

PSG are back lol

They're playing like they were last season

[mental wind]

atleti downfall peak

[hasty basin]

Why is Marquinhos ST 😭

[trim island]

Olise damn

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/ecloskywtsp/status/1968391227893494236?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Evan Closky (@ECloskyWTSP)

Matt Silverman and Brian Auld are stepping down from their current positions once the sale of the Tampa Bay Rays is completed.

X · Sep 17, 2025, 7:06 PM

[robust grotto]

Bro it’s been 10 minutes lol

[sweet tree]

ye

[robust grotto]

Well at least no Burnley ball today

[sweet tree]

la ligass it's time to put the fries in the bag

[robust grotto]

LMAO

[hasty basin]

The Coefficient bro 😭

[amber grove]

Dirty Munich players

[sweet tree]

we got 5 teams in ucl

3 of them already letting down

[trim island]

[sweet tree]

tho I wouldn't root for madrid, they can lose

[hasty basin]

What's going on in Chelsea Bayern

[trim island]

Nothing much

[desert palm]

That’s crazy timing

[amber grove]

FUCK

NICE GUYS JUST WATCH THE BALL

[hasty basin]

Ok can Kane and Joao Pedro score

[trim island]

Yea figured

Olise too good

[sweet tree]

OG for Bayern

[amber grove]

Trevor why

[trim island]

Actually one of the most underrated player in the world

[amber grove]

I back you why you betray me like this

[hasty basin]

2-0 PSG

Offside

[sweet tree]

hes good

[trim island]

I think he's world class

[rapid yoke]

slaughtered by olise

[trim timber]

If the Rays can sell, maybe there's hope for the Pirates

[trim island]

He was awsm last year too

[sweet tree]

ye I agree

[desert palm]

Slightly different circumstances

[sweet tree]

he was probably bayern best player last szn

[dim kettle]

No there isn’t

[trim timber]

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/tekkersfoot/status/1968395221193949255?t=7F0CxQKvLZMUZshSAxiT4w&s=19

Tekkers Foot (@tekkersfoot)

🚨🇪🇺 BAYERN MUNICH HAVE TAKEN THE LEAD AGAINST CHELSEA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OWN GOAL FROM CHALOBAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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︀︀Bayern Munich 1-0 Chelsea.

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FixupX · Sep 17, 2025, 7:22 PM

[trim timber]

A yinzer can drunkenly dream

[dim kettle]

All a yinzer can dream rn is a 9-8 Super Bowl

[sweet tree]

I'm drinking prime rn, and this shit just taste like sugar

it's kinda gross

[hasty basin]

Had prime like an year or two ago

Awful

And massively overpriced

[trim timber]

And maybe a Primantis sandwich with the Big Pickle and a apple ale

[trim island]

I'm surprised you even bought that shit

[trim timber]

On second thought it's no wonder I have to go to the butt doctor given the usual diet

[dim ledge]

It doesn't even taste like that it's like artificial sweetener, fucking sickening, I only tried it once like two years ago and never got it again

[trim island]

If you want a good energy drink I'll highly recommend yellow red bull

[dim ledge]

Didn't even know what it was

[solar fulcrum]

White monster..

[amber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/yinzer-steelers-terrible-towel-lawn-mower-urinatingtree-gif-16077365003716186233

WHAT

PENALTY?

[trim island]

ZEHAHAHA

[rapid yoke]

clear pen im ngl

olise is the best player in the world

[trim island]

I don't like monster

[hasty basin]

https://tenor.com/view/cricky-flouride-stare-agartha-whitemonstergang-flouride-gif-11418389775457402751

[hasty basin]

Fair enough

[solar fulcrum]

hell ye

[hasty basin]

I actually like that one

[trim island]

It's my favourite

[amber grove]

Youre useless Sanchez

Bald twat

You're lucky our manager an idiot only reason you at a big club

[hasty basin]

Bewm Kane

[amber grove]

Only way Kane can score btw

[trim island]

Both the games over before the 30 minute mark

😭

[hasty basin]

Cold Palmer

[amber grove]

GOT ONE BACK

LFG

[nimble onyx]

HUH

[amber grove]

COLD PALMER

BEST ITW

NO ONE CLOSE

[trim island]

I'm such a fuckin jinx

[amber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/cole-palmer-cold-palmer-cold-cfc-chelsea-fc-gif-1611132144094976667

[trim island]

holy shit shame on you bayern

[sweet tree]

nice goal

[trim island]

What an awful goal to concede

[hasty basin]

That Palmer goal is so confusing

How did he get so much height on it

[trim island]

He's like that

[amber grove]

Best player in the world can do that

[hasty basin]

Isak injured?

[trim island]

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/tekkersfoot/status/1968397174409949237?t=X5UAnP1L2EmOWbc4wXHfeQ&s=19

Tekkers Foot (@tekkersfoot)

🚨🇪🇺 COLE PALMER PULLS ONE BACK FOR CHELSEA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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FixupX · Sep 17, 2025, 7:30 PM

actually class finish

[hasty basin]

Kvara dribbled like 4 people 🕊️

[sweet tree]

he back up

[smoky fable]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-ice-gif-7174376529902618276

[amber grove]

This ain't your shit league Bayern we don't lay down and die

[hasty basin]

Pen to Inter

[amber grove]

Dirty Bayern again

[hasty basin]

Pen to Pool?

[sweet tree]

that looks like it hits the abdomen

[trim island]

Olise just pulled a basketball screen on pedro lol

[hasty basin]

That aint a pen

[nimble onyx]

Legal screen his feet were set