sports

[smoky fable]

He alligator armed some stuff

[willow galleon]

Cheifs 0-2

[dim kettle]

Look. The Chiefs are already promoting it:

[rustic mountain]

The Chiefs will win but god it would be actually cool if the Giants pulled it off

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/Brett_McMurphy/status/1967070646070112399 @versed forge

Brett McMurphy (@Brett_McMurphy)

Sources: Notre Dame promises to join Big Ten or SEC immediately, if either league can convince College Football Playoff to expand to 16 teams this season

X · Sep 14, 2025, 3:39 AM

[rustic mountain]

Oh good, the cowboys of the ncaa will join a league

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/AzureiceKGA/status/1967378102839058648

Not an Angel (@AzureiceKGA)

Hey buddy! I saw your reaction on the game! #Broncos

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FixupX · Sep 15, 2025, 12:01 AM

[robust grotto]

holy throwback

[dim kettle]

Just like NY championships are. A perfect match.

[robust grotto]

next NY champs will be -

[willow galleon]

None of the above

[robust grotto]

valid

[willow galleon]

Unless you count like the bills

[robust grotto]

am I the most sports cursed person in this server or is that Monster

[dim ledge]

@proud coyote any news on our post game injuries

[rustic ore]

@amber grove If Raheem doesn't let MPJ whip out his Penix tonight I'm gonna be very upset

[rustic ore]

The Liberty

[willow galleon]

I am in anything not CFB

[willow galleon]

?

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/gjirlfriend-gif-16348084597044947976

[proud coyote]

nope but I think stout is fine

[rustic ore]

I'm making a joke

[robust grotto]

what city again?

[willow galleon]

I know

[willow galleon]

Cincy

[amber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/penix-michael-penix-michael-penix-jr-falcons-falcons-qb-gif-15864392825719899172

[dim kettle]

Ohio. 💀

[sweet tree]

prob monster

[rustic ore]

He rides with Ridder

[willow galleon]

Just got my ass kicked at a tournament in Cincy

[robust grotto]

ooof but you not having all 4 teams does change it in a way.. but still counts

[willow galleon]

Lost by 50 pins

[robust grotto]

ngl I agree

[willow galleon]

Bowled a 224 in qualifying so we up

[smoky fable]

Wow. But fair. @sweet tree

[rustic ore]

I better not hear anyone call it an upset when ATL wins tonight 😤

[smoky fable]

vikings defense has injuries

Van ginkel and cashman are out

[willow galleon]

2023-2024 Cfb Championship rematch

[dim kettle]

The Falcons are about to fumble the ball at the one yard line to lose.

[amber grove]

WE'LL SEE

HERE WE GO

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/spoilers-pandorica-river-song-doctor-who-gif-18293417

[amber grove]

DON'T RUIN MY NIGHT AND WEEK FALCONS PLEASE

[willow galleon]

Remember I said if this game is more exciting then the Bills vs Ravens I'll ask a girl out

[dim kettle]

A 0-2 Falcons team has a nice ring to it.

[robust grotto]

cardinals is like -500 alone. coyotes left but wouldve been -1000. dbacks +300 and suns +300 for the time being

[rustic ore]

Oh no, Minny is wearing their alt home gear. It looks sharp

[dim kettle]

They need better helmets.

[smoky fable]

Suns suck now

[robust grotto]

rip

+100

[smoky fable]

only waiting for the booker trade request

[dim ledge]

Thank God

[rustic ore]

I don't know why I don't expect JJM to have that much bass in his voice but he does

[modest totem]

Im just popping in to say Chris Collinsworth's hands STILL look like death... but with makeup on

[amber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/atlantafalcons-riseup-dirty-birds-atl-drake-london-gif-12243794151331299548

[dim kettle]

All right. Ride on and stuff.

[amber grove]

Hey look what we stole from Iceland

Dumb chant

[willow galleon]

Holy

[amber grove]

Your stadium kills countless birds

[dim kettle]

Don't worry. Neither team will win a SB anyway,

[modest totem]

Im worried about him. Why they look like that?

[torn gale]

Giants going to the Super Bowl

[willow galleon]

Hope he throws 7 picks tonight

[willow galleon]

He old

[smoky fable]

Bijan

[modest totem]

Like 90!?

[smoky fable]

Big run

[willow galleon]

66

[smoky fable]

big holes and runs

[modest totem]

And his hands look like that? Makes me worried

[amber grove]

LETS FUCKING GO THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING BOUT

BIJAN

[willow galleon]

I'm not smart enough to know

[rustic ore]

Not sure if it has anything to do with it but he did play WR

[dim ledge]

I hate the tush push

But I love the chiefs losing

So I'm torn!

[dim kettle]

Falcons really starting off with the run early so they can say they have the yards when they stop running with the ball later on.

[smoky fable]

their guard keeps jumping early

theeagles

[amber grove]

REDZONE IN 3 PLAYS

[dim kettle]

What can go wrong

And the Falcons already having to use a TO

[willow galleon]

Womp womp

[rustic ore]

If only ATL actually had good unis, MPJ deserves proper drip

[modest totem]

I just wanna know. My uncle is 60 and his hands look healthy. He did Taekwondo, football, basketball, and was in the navy lol. Like is Chris sick? I just wanna know.

[modest totem]

Boooooooo

[dim kettle]

The unis died the moment they blew all those games in 2020

[rustic ore]

Cris is also tall and lanky, might have an effect

[amber grove]

GET THE FUCKING PLAY IN GOD DAMMIT

[dim kettle]

False start

[modest totem]

Maybe. But look at his hands next time you see him. They just dont match his face

[smoky fable]

short

do they go for it

[rustic ore]

I was gonna guess illegal shift

[smoky fable]

or field goal

Going

that was a low snap from Nuzil

[slow violet]

dont be a pussy go for it

[dim kettle]

AHAHAHAHA

[smoky fable]

false start

stupid

field goal now

delay of game

sorry not false start

[dim kettle]

Penix can't handle the noise

[forest bison]

What are the Falcons doing

[slow violet]

seems they can't hear

[dim kettle]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[smoky fable]

he just made it

[dim kettle]

Oh he made it

[smoky fable]

I thought he missed

[dim kettle]

So close

[smoky fable]

that looked bad

from 38 yards?

[dim kettle]

Kicker is a mental game.

[amber grove]

Zac Robinson killed that drive

[rustic ore]

Zac Robinson seemingly having a nasty habit is too long play calls

[dim kettle]

Not knowing what they're doing is vintage Raheem Morris coaching. It feels like only yesterday.

[rustic ore]

Bijan looks like he's poised for a big game though

[dim kettle]

Or he'll disappear like he did for most of the Tampa game last week.

[slow violet]

i can't lie

JJM got an aura

[desert palm]

@sacred kite https://x.com/phillies/status/1967367796163260734?s=46

Philadelphia Phillies (@Phillies)

Get ready for Red October

#RingTheBell

X · Sep 14, 2025, 11:20 PM

[slow violet]

he might be ass but he got aura 😭

[dim kettle]

So how will they disappoint this time?

[smoky fable]

short?

[slow violet]

by stealing kids baseballs

[smoky fable]

short

[willow galleon]

Lose to the reds in the wild card game

[smoky fable]

go or punt

[dim kettle]

The Karen series. I like this idea.

[smoky fable]

short?

or got it

I think he's short

falcons ball

turnover on downs

[dim kettle]

WTF was this playcall?

[rustic ore]

JJM got greedy there

Should've just thrown to Jones

He was open

[slow violet]

lol why did someone come from behind

and just start picking him up

[smoky fable]

botched snap

[rustic ore]

He's 100% short

[amber grove]

OUR BALL

FUCK YOU JJ

[rustic ore]

Did JJM trip?

Oh no, it was a shit snap

[sacred agate]

That snap was awful

[smoky fable]

that looked like a drop

that didn't look like a catch

drop

hit the ground

pitts

[amber grove]

PITTS

LFG

[smoky fable]

he might be back

that's crazy

[dim kettle]

Poor safety looks so tiny compared to Pitts

[amber grove]

THE REAL UNICORN FUCK THAT CUCK TRAVIS HUNTER

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/DonShulaCorleon/status/1967359034375467244

Don Shula Corleone (@DonShulaCorleon)

“Uhm, we’re, to win games you have to win the game, umm, not lose the game… honestly. And that, that is how you lose the game.”
︀︀
︀︀— Mike McDaniel on Dolphins Week 2 loss to the Patriots
︀︀
︀︀Oh, brother… 🤦🏻‍♂️

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FixupX · Sep 14, 2025, 10:45 PM

[dim kettle]

Oh wow. They're so fucked.

[smoky fable]

incomplete

field goal again

[dim kettle]

Another failure near the endzone.

[smoky fable]

that was way too close of a kick

better kick

[dim kettle]

6-0

[sacred agate]

Why isn’t koo playing

[dim kettle]

He went wide right of the plane to Minnesota.

[rustic ore]

Did you see him choke the game last week?

That's why

[sacred agate]

No I didn’t

[dim kettle]

We're 1-0 for a reason

[rustic ore]

He's seemingly been benched

I don't understand why they didn't just cut him

But here we are

[amber grove]

I'm so proud of Parker Romo

[dim kettle]

So he can miss kicks in Tampa.

[amber grove]

Hes not a bozo

Like Koo

[rustic ore]

The superior Romo

https://tenor.com/view/tony-romo-sup-gif-7467875

Much better than this choke artist

[dim kettle]

Later on

[rustic ore]

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/report-joe-burrow-could-miss-several-weeks-with-turf-toe-torn-ligaments @dim ledge @willow galleon

Ouch

"Could" the only way he wouldn't would be to hop him up with so many pain killers he'd fail a drug test

[dim kettle]

I can see an article saying "Can the Bengals put their foot down after Burrow's injury"

[smoky fable]

Sacked

James Pearce Jr

[amber grove]

OH THAT GOT ME FEELING THINGS JAMES PEARCE

A PASS RUSH 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[rustic ore]

I'm gonna be so pissed if Pearce turns into a stud, only reason he dropped as far as he did was cause people said he was a massive asshole

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1967390158078214511?s=46&t=p7cGuHvykKWdHLCLT_54_A

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Sources: Images of Joe Burrow’s turf toe injury are being sent to noted foot specialist, Dr. Robert Anderson, to be reviewed. If surgery is deemed necessary, it would be expected to sideline Burrow three months. Burrow was in a walking boot and on crutches after today’s game.

X · Sep 15, 2025, 12:49 AM

[smoky fable]

Great

Just great

[slate lance]

He played like shit

[smoky fable]

He was so afraid on slants and going over the middle

This game wasn’t on Trevor

[rustic ore]

You see that clip of him air shoving off Coen?

[smoky fable]

Yeah I did

[rustic ore]

Probably nothing, but 1st crack in the Prince's facade

[smoky fable]

Coen is pissed at him

[rustic ore]

Never a good look to give the appearance of disrespecting your HC

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/RGIII/status/1967328531794587746

Robert Griffin III (@RGIII)

Worst thing a Coach can do is show up his QB.
︀︀
︀︀Worst thing a QB can do is blow off his coach.
︀︀
︀︀The Jaguars have to fix the most important relationship on a football team between Head Coach Liam Coen and QB Trevor Lawrence or it will be a long year.

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FixupX · Sep 14, 2025, 8:44 PM

[smoky fable]

Worked for Nabers and Daboll but Nabers is tougher

[amber grove]

THE UNICORN

[smoky fable]

Pitts looks good

[smoky fable]

I don’t know what he did

He looks so rejuvenated

@rustic ore

His breaks and releases

And his blocking too

It’s better

[rustic ore]

I think Pitts has to a chance to be another Vernon Davis

Just took him a bit and a new QB

[amber grove]

DAMMIT

[smoky fable]

LONDON

YOU SUCK

[dim kettle]

AHHAHAHA

[smoky fable]

HOLD ON TO THE BALL

FUMBLE

[amber grove]

Ffs

[dim kettle]

Falcon gonna Falcon

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1967391650898157658?s=46

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

#Bengals star QB Joe Burrow is feared to have suffered a Grade 3 turf toe injury, one that would require surgery and put him out at least 3 months, per me and @TomPelissero.

Burrow is still evaluating options, but the ones that would keep him on the field are dwindling.

X · Sep 15, 2025, 12:54 AM

[slow violet]

THREE MONTHS

https://tenor.com/view/its-over-randy-marsh-south-park-s11e9-season11episode09more-crap-episode9-gif-21167997

[sacred agate]

Fuck me

Cmon Joe

[amber grove]

Bro Drake that was the prefect play why

[rustic ore]

Wait how did London fumble that

[smoky fable]

Punched out by Eric Wilson

[rustic ore]

That was so quick I didn't even see it

[dim kettle]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/J1iireIhWNU?feature=share

[amber grove]

Wasted such a good ball by Penix

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/1967389827076387186 https://x.com/WerderEdNFL/status/1967391641783898195

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

It’s a 1-year deal worth $3.5M, sources tell me and @MikeGarafolo. The max value is $6M.

X · Sep 15, 2025, 12:47 AM

Ed Werder (@WerderEdNFL)

#Cowboys source says team has not officially signed free-agent defensive end Jadeveon Clowney but sides close to completing negotiations.

X · Sep 15, 2025, 12:54 AM

So not a done deal yet but almost there

[amber grove]

Jerry is gonna go silent for a month for leverage

[rustic ore]

Ball was a bit high but nice catch by Nailor

Nice sack

Bad drop

[smoky fable]

Damn

Oh thielen catch

That’s not a catch

It bobbles

But they’re rushing

No challenge?

No challenge

Weird

[rustic ore]

I don't think that's a catch

Nice ball to Nailor

[smoky fable]

JJM

almost disaster

But incomplete

Delay

Rookie errors

KOC pissed

[rustic ore]

Oh they only had 10 men on that throw to Nailor

Brutal

[smoky fable]

Sacked

Walker

That’s both rookies with sacks

[rustic ore]

Sack

[smoky fable]

Sacked again

James Pearce half sack

Ruke orohororo

[rustic ore]

JJM holding the ball too long

Letting the rush get to him

Good stand by ATL's D to hold them to 3

[rustic ore]

I still don't like that they gave him Julio's number

[amber grove]

They got to the 2 they ended the drive on the 15

Our pass rush has arrived

[rustic ore]

Also I had forgotten what a bum Skule was, glad we let him walk

[smoky fable]

He is awful

[smoky fable]

It’s weird

[rustic ore]

I find it mildly disrespectful

[smoky fable]

Oh Penix is from Tampa?

Don’t know

Wow

[rustic ore]

Mhm

He's had a heck of a journey

[smoky fable]

Yeah

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/TheOLineGuy/status/1967326282057994734

The OL Guy (@TheOLineGuy)

Like, are you being serious?

Quoting The OL Guy (@TheOLineGuy)
︀
Brian Thomas did not want to be here today

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FixupX · Sep 14, 2025, 8:35 PM

Also this was bad

BTJ had some awful moments today

[rustic ore]

Jeez

Pretty sure that was holding but Minny still gets the sack

[smoky fable]

I like watching Penix play

Got a lot

But five yards short

[rustic ore]

Kid is a baller

[smoky fable]

JJ has made some throws too

But some mistakes not great

https://x.com/alec_lewis/status/1967397883575140740

Alec Lewis (@alec_lewis)

Vikings C Ryan Kelly is headed to the locker room.

X · Sep 15, 2025, 1:19 AM

[rustic ore]

That's not good

Wild

[smoky fable]

Picked

Holy shit

Bowman

The Oklahoma db

[rustic ore]

Holy shit

What a pick

[amber grove]

LFG

[rustic ore]

Yeah that's inbounds

You ever notice how KOC and JJM kinda look alike?

If you told me they're related I'd believe it

[smoky fable]

Greenard hurt

Uh oh

[rustic ore]

Uh oh, he's holding his low stomach

Could be a groin or ab injury

Think he got hurt when he ran into that Falcons OL

[hollow wind]

Can Drake London FUCKING DO SOMETHING

[dim kettle]

No.

[willow galleon]

He's gonna sell me in fantasy

Started Jamar and still gonna lose

[rustic ore]

Nice run by Allgeier

[fleet orbit]

this is the bears game

[smoky fable]

This guy John Parker Romo

His kicks are very inaccurate and not down the middle

3/3 though

Nervous

[rustic ore]

So far so good though

ATL really need to open up the playbook in the red zone

Man Minny really does have a nice stadium

Another sack

[smoky fable]

Terrell down

But now up

Ooo

He pulled up

Right leg

Hope it’s cramping

[rustic ore]

Oh they can't afford AJ being hurt

He instantly grabbed his hamstring

Hope it isn't a pull

[smoky fable]

Jefferson running open

2 seconds left

What a route

Fools the safety

Watts got fooled

[rustic ore]

Clutch ball

[rustic mountain]

Lmaoooo

[rustic ore]

Great kick

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/UnderdogNFL/status/1967404909982347347

Underdog NFL (@UnderdogNFL)

Status alert: Falcons CB AJ Terrell (hamstring) questionable to return Sunday.

X · Sep 15, 2025, 1:47 AM

@rustic ore

Oh shit

That’s not good

[rustic ore]

Oof

JJ might be about to break out

AJ's coverage let that front be aggressive

https://x.com/FitzyGFY/status/1967359344632012875 @rustic mountain @haughty moss @forest bison Screen saver

FitzyGFY 🍺 (brew checkmark) (@FitzyGFY)

The most Mike Vrabel photo of all time

(Anyone know whose photo this is?)

X · Sep 14, 2025, 10:46 PM

[rustic mountain]

His energy is so awesome I fucking love it

He not only is a good coach that is smart, but he gives a shit about the players

It's like the opposite of Bill and Mayo

[rustic ore]

Want him to feed Henderson more, kid is electric

[rustic mountain]

I feel like he woulda got more touches if Mondre didnt go off today

It's hard to balance when we have two legit backs rn. Mondre is inconsistent tho

[haughty moss]

that's my coach fr

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/drinkingtears-tears-southpark-south-park-gif-6075353580716070009

[rustic ore]

Gold star to anyone who remembers who the QB of Minny was for this game without looking it up, Baltimore QB was Flacco

AJ out for ATL with a hammy

Brutal

[amber grove]

BOWMAN

[sweet tree]

incomplete

[rustic ore]

Yeah incomplete

Great PBU though

[amber grove]

Bowman been looking great

[smoky fable]

Terrell is out for the game

https://x.com/TomPelissero/status/1967408805450547338

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

#Falcons CB A.J. Terrell (hamstring) and #Vikings C Ryan Kelly (concussion) have both been ruled out for the rest of the game.

X · Sep 15, 2025, 2:03 AM

[rustic ore]

Just keep feeding Bijan

[smoky fable]

Matt cassell

I only remember Cordarrelle Patterson

[slow violet]

lol guys

jj gonna win this game

[rustic ore]

Great company to keep

[smoky fable]

Damn it

Just give the ball to Bijan

11 yard gain

[slow violet]

AH YO

that cut was crazy

😭

he shook him out his cleats

[rustic ore]

Finally Mooney

[amber grove]

Why Bijan tryna rizz the cameraman?

[rustic ore]

The grind never ends

See ATL? You give the ball to your best player and good things happen

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/NFL_Memes/status/1967410813154767115

NFL Memes (@NFL_Memes)

Browns, Jets, Dolphins, Titans, Giants, Bears and Panthers fans after wishing to have the same record as the Chiefs this season

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FixupX · Sep 15, 2025, 2:11 AM

[smoky fable]

Stuffed

Field goal

[rustic mountain]

I need to watch this again. Even though I rewatched a week ago

[hollow wind]

A no TD game would be interesting

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-laugh-gif-26089886

Interesting enough, last time that happened was last season when the Seahawks beat the Bears 6-3

Painful rn

[amber grove]

STUFFED

DAMMIT

[rustic ore]

He looked short to me

[slow violet]

i blame myself

i knew the second i started glazing, they were gonna play like trash

https://tenor.com/view/king-of-the-hill-bobby-smh-shaking-my-head-gif-18269382051844334745

[amber grove]

Bro who told the NFL the white on white hats would look good on camera?

[rustic ore]

Yeah clear hold

Oof, bad drop

Had potential

[slow violet]

its tebow time

[rustic ore]

Nice run

JJM really struggling rn

[sacred kite]

AHHHH

[sacred kite]

Either bullpen implosion or anemic bats/dying by the long ball

[amber grove]

I wonder if the Bengals will call for Kirk

[smoky fable]

Sacked

Greenard

[willow galleon]

How many years he got left?

[smoky fable]

I doubt it

Falcons are really letting the Vikings hang around

[rustic ore]

3 but his guarantees end after this season so he was likely to be cut/traded in this upcoming offseason

[willow galleon]

Guys it's looking like I don't have to ask a girl out

[willow galleon]

If the Bengals are playing good but Browning isn't we may trade for him but idk

[sacred kite]

What was he planning….

https://x.com/tombrady/status/1967261253044457784?s=46

Tom Brady (@TomBrady)

One more year??!?!?! @RobGronkowski @NFLonFOX

X · Sep 14, 2025, 4:16 PM

#ligamentgate

[smoky fable]

Sack fumble

Deablo recovery

Atlanta recovery

[willow galleon]

My favorite player on my favorite team? Sign me up

[rustic ore]

Huge play

[amber grove]

PLEASE OFFENSE

BREAK THROUGH

[smoky fable]

Robinson but loss of two

Slipped

Sacked

Oof

This is so awful to watch

[rustic ore]

Guard got lifted into MPJ's lap

[smoky fable]

Field goal again

[rustic ore]

Jeez

[smoky fable]

Offensive line play has been trash

Wow

He makes that one

Yeah Koo is getting cut soon

[rustic ore]

2 possession game, considering how tough these Ds are playing that might just seal it

[willow galleon]

5 field goals is wild

[amber grove]

NEED ANOTHER STOP

[smoky fable]

https://preview.redd.it/just-incase-any-of-you-want-to-stare-at-this-picture-like-i-v0-9ayycvtl77pf1.jpeg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=ac5e65aa4f0f49965c29d31787362c92500972e3

@rustic mountain @haughty moss

[amber grove]

First Falcon in history to have 5 field goals in his first game as a Falcon

[rustic ore]

What's the ATL record for FGs in a game, 6? 7?

[amber grove]

3 AND OUT

[smoky fable]

Has nailor

Damn

[rustic ore]

Oof

Had him too

[amber grove]

COME ON

[willow galleon]

My humor is so broken

[rustic ore]

I swear that wasn't intentional

I don't even use TikTok

[willow galleon]

Neither do I but I guess being in high school is good enough

[amber grove]

6

Norm Johnson November 13 1994 vs New Orelans

[rustic mountain]

I was 2 damn

Also imagine being named Norm

Norm Al Guy

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/norm-macdonald-sports-paper-gif-19250136

[rustic mountain]

The only Norm who can be Norm

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1967420227786068229

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Vikings RB Aaron Jones suffered a hamstring injury is questionable to return tonight.

X · Sep 15, 2025, 2:48 AM

Well

There’s London

He just pushed the dude

Rodgers

[rustic ore]

Dot

[willow galleon]

I see you London

[amber grove]

Keep draining this clock

[proud coyote]

that formation with allgeier at WR lol

[amber grove]

Respect the best RB2 in football

[proud coyote]

best RB2 has got to be mason right

[smoky fable]

Run game cooking

[proud coyote]

or najee

[smoky fable]

RB1 now

Jones is hurt with a hamstring

[amber grove]

BIG TYLER MFERS

BEST RB2 IN FOOTBALL

[rustic ore]

Montgomery obviously

[proud coyote]

oh yeah

[rustic lichen]

Week 4 AP poll

FSU over Texas

[smoky fable]

Oregon dropped?

Hmm

[smoky fable]

Is Illinois that good?

[rustic ore]

I have heard good things about them

Or at least that their program is on the rise

[willow galleon]

Already better record then last year

[willow galleon]

Maybe Illbuck games will be more common then

Never gotten to watch one

[rustic lichen]

I haven’t watched them play much and knowing Bielema, I have real doubts about them playing top tier teams

[smoky fable]

Kick or go?

Your defense has looked good

[amber grove]

GO FOR IT

[smoky fable]

They jumped

Stupid

[amber grove]

OFFSIDE

HARD COUNR

LFG

[rustic ore]

Brutal

[smoky fable]

Td

They let him in

untouched

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/UrinatingTree/status/1967423595661181380

UrinatingTree (@UrinatingTree)

Vikings fans were really talking shit on this app all week for this dud of a performance lmao

X · Sep 15, 2025, 3:01 AM

[proud coyote]

JJM has fumbled three times? lol

[smoky fable]

This makes your win against the falcons look better. @rustic ore

Especially on the road

[willow galleon]

Go for dos

[smoky fable]

Baker had some pick worthy plays

But got it done

[rustic ore]

Should've, would've made it a 3 score game

[amber grove]

I LOVE THIS

WE WILL NOT BE GOING 0-17

[willow galleon]

That's what I'm saying

[willow galleon]

1-16 here you come

[dim kettle]

Defense has been good for the Falcons the first 2 weeks. The offense on the other hand beyond high-end talent like Bjan not so much. It's a Brian Flores defense but the Falcons had so many chances to score TDs that failed.

[willow galleon]

Bengals are 2-0 so we're all good

[rustic ore]

The 1 time Cincy starts off September well

[willow galleon]

Gonna go like 10-7

[smoky fable]

It’s probably a dead season

[willow galleon]

None of the games have been pretty

[rustic ore]

Oh without question

[dim kettle]

I swear if Browning is a starting QB for like NO next year. lol

[rustic ore]

CIncy is proper fucked without Burrow

[willow galleon]

Browning did good last time

[smoky fable]

I don’t trust that offensive line either

For him

And browning is a gun slinger for better or worse

Defense still an issue

[amber grove]

HEY US 0 RING FRANCHISES HAVE TO STICK TOGETHER

[willow galleon]

Dax Hill played like a first rounder finally

[dim kettle]

The Bengals never blew a 25 point lead in the SB to stay ringless though

[willow galleon]

I could be wrong cuz I was listening on the radio

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/doug_clawson/status/1967391169786364032 https://x.com/doug_clawson/status/1967400608060821586 @rustic lichen

Doug Clawson (@doug_clawson)

Lamar Jackson is now the NFL’s all-time leader in passer rating (102.65) after passing Aaron Rodgers today (102.60)

Oh, and Lamar is the all-time QB leader in rush yards. Quite the combo.

X · Sep 15, 2025, 12:53 AM

Doug Clawson (@doug_clawson)

Lamar Jackson is the 1st QB since Otto Graham in 1952 to lead all QBs on the all-time passer rating and rush yards leaderboard at the same time

h/t to Sportradar with this amazing find

X · Sep 15, 2025, 1:30 AM

That's a bad man

[smoky fable]

Hold

Picked off

Oh never mind

Yep

It’s over

Illegal shift

Watts first pick

Game over

Congrats. @amber grove

[proud coyote]

they did blow a seven point lead twice!

[dim kettle]

And still no SB to show for it. Waka Waka.

[willow galleon]

Gg

[rustic ore]

Kid is a good one, he nearly had multiple picks last week

[smoky fable]

Think I know one of those teams

Actually know both

NFC west teams

[willow galleon]

Apple is ass

[amber grove]

OUR ROOKIES LOOKED GREAT

[dim kettle]

14 points combined is still less than 25.

[smoky fable]

Yeah he looked good

[rustic ore]

Oh ATL for away with a hold on that pick

[willow galleon]

Donald was offsides

[rustic ore]

Oh well

[rustic ore]

Tee got away with a facemask on his TD

It evens out

[smoky fable]

Maybe the Vikings should trade and get Kirk back

[amber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/notre-dame-xavier-watts-lockdown-gif-13674085290224526234

LEGEND

[willow galleon]

Nuh uh

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/fuck-you-mean-nuh-uh-russianbadger-gif-9533939439312977138

[willow galleon]

I'm biased

[willow galleon]

We'll take him for Browning

Staright up trade

[dim kettle]

I always want to see Kid Cousins throw a check-down pass on a 4th down and long again.

[willow galleon]

Damn

[willow galleon]

Ight good night

[hollow wind]

Hey fine, I’ll say it but when you have a 3 day old baby at home, playing a football game on Sunday night is probably not the main thing on your mind

[amber grove]

I love winning

[willow galleon]

Yeah.

[proud coyote]

when do we stop using this as an excuse

10 days is recent too

maybe two months?

[hollow wind]

4 days is enough

3 days I'll still let him have the excuse

[misty parcel]

I remember taking my two day old kid home last year when packers saints were on prime time. It was the most convenient night game since we didn’t have to work and the newborn won’t let you sleep anyways. Great times

[rustic lichen]

He’s already up there with the greats for sure

[hollow wind]

Oh wait fuck

Did not see that Burrow is likely missing 3 whole months

Wow

[rustic ore]

He's apparently getting an MRI tomorrow and seeing a top foot doctor iirc

Did see at least 1 tweet mention possible torn ligaments in his foot though

[amber grove]

https://x.com/NextGenStats/status/1967431359192035755?t=Wkj1_N8sgDouEecmiErf0w&s=19

Next Gen Stats (@NextGenStats)

The Falcons defense pressured J.J. McCarthy 16 times, including 6 sacks. They generated pressure on 53.3% of dropbacks, the highest rate by Atlanta in a game since Week 15 of 2018.

Six different pass rushers recorded at least 3 pressures.

Powered by @awscloud

X · Sep 15, 2025, 3:32 AM

🥹🥹🥹🥹

[rustic ore]

Ulbrich simply overwhelmed JJM today

[amber grove]

DON'T CALL IT AN UPSET @rustic ore

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/dwayne-johnson-the-rock-wwe-smell-gif-16277621

I'm still mildly upset that MPJ didn't get to really strut his stuff tonight but I'll take being right as a consolation prize

[misty parcel]

Man, I’m pulling for him. That was one of the more exciting games on our schedule

[willow galleon]

Browning better be at least mid and Burrow can come back and get us to the playoffs

[rustic ore]

I hate that this is potentially a 2nd season derailing injury he's suffered after his ACL tear his rookie season

[hollow wind]

Bro the dolphins situation is a MESS

[rustic ore]

Technically 3rd I guess, forgot about when he tore a ligament in his wrist 2 years ago.

[misty parcel]

You have to count on ravens clenching your division, Steelers somehow getting a wild card, and then have browning stay in contention vs AFC west. It’s a tough ask

[hollow wind]

I can only imagine how tense that locker room is. Every post game interview I’ve seen today from one of their players or coaches has been insane

[rustic ore]

Miami stuck between a rock and a hard place

[amber grove]

If the defense plays like this like 60-75 percent of the time we can be great

[rustic ore]

McD is clearly in over his head as an HC, Grier is a clown of a GM, and Tua isn't a long term option as a QB but they're stuck with him for at least 2 more years

[hollow wind]

Still dunno if I’d put you guys over the bucs but you’re definitely a team to pay attention to

[rustic ore]

This upcoming draft class is insanely whelming at QB so it's not like they could get a high upside prospect in the Spring anyways

[willow galleon]

Tow mateer could be sneaky good

[rustic ore]

I wouldn't trust Miami to be able to develop a QB rn

Not even sure who would be a decent option to take over for McD, they need an actual captain at the helm

[amber grove]

https://fxtwitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1967433164806332866?t=1Qu7fd2tnnJ7FEk-1dqkew&s=19

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

This is hilarious: The #Falcons just signed K John Parker Romo last week and he went 5/5 on FGs and was named Player of the Game alongside Leonard Floyd.
︀︀
︀︀One problem: He had no idea who Leonard Floyd was.
︀︀
︀︀ “Nice to meet you.” 😂😂😂
︀︀
︀︀(via @SNFonNBC)

**💬 49 🔁 187 ❤️ 4.1K 👁️ 131.6K **

▶ Play video

FxTwitter · Sep 15, 2025, 3:39 AM

I LOVE THIS TEAM

[rustic ore]

More than that they need a GM from an org that has a track record of drafting well recently

[amber grove]

Nothing makes me happier in sports than a Falcons win

[willow galleon]

Maybe not

[rustic ore]

Snatching someone from like the Ravens or Eagles seems like it'd be smart

[willow galleon]

He threw 1 td and a pick against temple

Maybe next year

[amber grove]

Whos telling Kirk to keep his helmet on tho?

[rustic ore]

Force of habit for him maybe?

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/crash-bandicoot-dance-cartoon-fox-gif-9071491

[willow galleon]

Back to back bad qb classes is wild

[rustic ore]

Mhm

[amber grove]

😁😁😁😁

@rustic ore YOU KNEW BETTER!

[rustic ore]

Shit I wish we got a game with that kind of score board

But I will take being right any day

https://tenor.com/view/think-about-it-use-your-brain-use-the-brain-think-brain-gif-7914082

Honestly don't even know where I'd begin if I was the owner of the Dolphins

[willow galleon]

I'd put the team up for sale on Facebook

[rustic ore]

I think the smartest move would be hiring a GM who not only can articulate a plan on how to set up the team for long term success but also someone who is flexible enough to take the coaching staffs thoughts into consideration

Game is one and lost in the trenches so I'd say focus heavy on OL since they've spent a fair but on their DL already

Trade Tyreek for sure since he's a cancer

At that point you'd need to look to acquire a legit #1, I like Waddle but he's not that dude

On D they have to remake that secondary from scratch, don't see a DB worth a damn at all

[willow galleon]

Who would want him?

[rustic ore]

I've been hearing Chiefs and Steelers recently

But I think the question isn't who wants him, it's how badly does Miami want him out

[willow galleon]

The cheifs do not need more good players

[rustic ore]

Dallas gave Cooper away to the Browns for a 5, but that was more so cause Jerry was being a cheap skate and not because of Cooper was a bad pro/rep

I can see something similar happen with Tyreek

[willow galleon]

I can see them using him to trade up in the draft

[rustic ore]

I don't see them keeping him that long

Also at the rate they're going they're not gonna need any help picking high

[rustic mountain]

As angry as he was, he was gonna start beating on Tua like he was his wife

[willow galleon]

They might be high enough to pick downs

[willow galleon]

He beat up more people?

[rustic ore]

His ex-wife came out recently and accused him of being physically abusive iirc

[rustic mountain]

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/tyreek-hill-accused-of-multiple-instances-of-domestic-violence-in-court-filings-by-estranged-wife/

5 days ago

[willow galleon]

Damn

[rustic ore]

A proper POS

[rustic mountain]

But he fast and catch football good

🙄

[rustic ore]

I miss the days when we disliked Diva WRs cause they were just whiny/cocky assholes

[willow galleon]

I knew he beat the shit out of a lady in an elevator (She was verbally and maybe physically harassing him iirc)

[rustic ore]

Not because they actually were psychos

[willow galleon]

I still feel bad For AB

[rustic ore]

I don't, he chose to play football. I'm 100% sure he has CTE but he's responsible for his own actions

Only way he wouldn't be is if he has such diminished capacities that he truly can't understand the difference between right and wrong anymore, at which point he should just be put into an assisted living situation instead of having access to millions of dollars

[rustic lichen]

Lions fans, how do y’all feel about Teslaa

[smoky fable]

I picked the falcons to win

The vikings had defensive injuries and JJ looked off first week

Still looked off

[rustic mountain]

I picked Minnesota, but that's partially because I don't fully buy Atlanta yet

As much as I love Michael Penix

[rustic ore]

ATL did the smart thing and gave the ball to their best player a lot

Funny how things went well once they did

[smoky fable]

McDaniel would probably get fired, but this offense is going to plummet without him. @rustic ore

Meant to reply to your message but made an error

[rustic ore]

Obviously not a Lions fan but I brought up to Vinny how impressed I was by how TeSlaa performed in the preseason. Thought he flashed a ton as a proper #3

[rustic ore]

Think it's gonna plummet regardless personally

[rustic mountain]

Praise be

[smoky fable]

I think they should have just traded for a veteran like Dak before they extended Tua

but it's too late now

[rustic ore]

I feel like I've seen enough of Stephen Ross to determine he's one of the worst owners in the sport

Regardless of apparently how high his players/employees think of him

[smoky fable]

grier isn't a good GM either

[rustic ore]

Mhm

Grier feels like a puppet GM to me

[smoky fable]

He wanted a superbowl before he died due to his age. He guaranteed he won't see one.

[rustic mountain]

Miami's only super bowl rings should stay pre 1980

Let Tampa be the only Florida team to win rings

[rustic ore]

And may Jacksonville accidentally break that gross pool they have at their stadium

[rustic mountain]

The Jags are cursed af

[rustic ore]

The only thing Shad has going for him (besides being a billionaire) is a killer mustache

[sweet tree]

damn psg players dropping like flies

[amber grove]

https://x.com/AtlantaFalcons/status/1967432723548746184?t=LHIcgng6ZaObPs_bLuDgIg&s=19

Atlanta Falcons (@AtlantaFalcons)

Bring ya ***

X · Sep 15, 2025, 3:38 AM

No one is shocked that Maurice Jones Drew knows ball

[ripe yacht]

https://fixupx.com/samuelluckhurst/status/1967509611935911973?s=19

Samuel Luckhurst (@samuelluckhurst)

Amorim retains the support of the United hierarchy but those who know him find it 'incredible' his role is seemingly not under threat #mufc
︀︀
︀︀www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/manchester-united-stance-ruben-amorims-32476074?dsa

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FixupX · Sep 15, 2025, 8:43 AM

[thorn hornet]

Ruben pls stay

[amber grove]

Lifetime extension and statue outside Old Trafford

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/UtdDistrict/status/1967307361489490239?t=ZWQxNULedFpMthQjbXGGCw&s=19

UtdDistrict (@UtdDistrict)

Ruben Amorim has the worst win percentage of any permanent #mufc manager since the Second World War. ❌🇵🇹

X · Sep 14, 2025, 7:20 PM

[noble fractal]

W

[thorn hornet]

CL tomorrow

[simple seal]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-cinema-homelander-cinema-gif-26650685

[thorn hornet]

@hasty basin redone it

[thorn hornet]

Mikautadze

[hasty basin]

Bro my last ucl fantasy name was "Mikautadze next" 😭

[thorn hornet]

My name translates to usurers

[hasty basin]

What does this mean bro 😭

[noble fractal]

https://twitter.com/ge_aldrig_upp/status/1966821166946873615?s=19

Davide Maistrello (@ge_aldrig_upp)

Passaggio molto sofferto sui 5.55 per Mondo Duplantis 🇸🇪 😂

#Tokyo2025 #WCHTokyo25

X · Sep 13, 2025, 11:08 AM

this guy is so funny

he is gonna break his record again ain't he

[hasty basin]

VAMO

[noble fractal]

he went from 6.17 to 6.30 holy shit

[hasty basin]

Wtf

GO TO THE LEAGUE DUDE

[plush jungle]

congrats to giri for qualifying to the candidates

[hasty basin]

https://tenor.com/view/adroit-nba-wemby-victor-wembanyama-gif-9978770064187204565

[plush jungle]

german vs german now

[noble fractal]

https://twitter.com/travismillerx13/status/1967587154701566379?s=19

Travis Miller (@travismillerx13)

🇸🇪MONDO DUPLANTIS DOES IT AGAIN!!! 6.30M AND A 14TH POLE VAULT WORLD RECORD!!! 🐐🐐🐐 #WorldAthleticsChamps

X · Sep 15, 2025, 1:51 PM

look at this gap

[simple seal]

Man, sometimes I forget that between 1961 and 1990, Barça won 2 (two!) league titles, bros were in the trenches 😭

1973-74 and 1984-85

And then they won 6 league titles in the 1990s

[thorn hornet]

a person who lends money at unreasonably high rates of interest.

[simple seal]

After 1989-90 Madrid had 25 titles and Barça 10, since then Barça has won 18 and Madrid 11

[hasty basin]

Fairs

[dim ledge]

Lmao @hasty basin in my first year playing FPL I was just outside the top 100k

[hasty basin]

Damn dude

15/16 is crazy

My first was 19/20

And I barely did it

Or 18/19

[dim ledge]

Are you calling me old

[hasty basin]

No unc...

[dim ledge]

[hasty basin]

Bro I think you are actually a decade older than me though 😭

[dim ledge]

[hasty basin]

Hey at least you got it all figured out already

Still got a long way to go 🕊

[dim ledge]

all figured out

At any given time I'm about two inconveniences away from either suicide or just dropping off the face of the earth entirely

[hasty basin]

Life

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/thebrohioan/status/1967315027729560042?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

The Brohioan (@TheBrohioan)

TOUCHDOWN BEARS! Storming back to cut the lead down to 24.

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Sep 14, 2025, 7:50 PM

[thorn hornet]

@hasty basin FM delayed so I'm taking drastic measures

[hasty basin]

No bro not that doshit game

It's fine though I'm doing the same in another (not remotely like fm)

[thorn hornet]

Bro playing fifa on DS

[robust grotto]

New alts for the Capitals

[rustic mountain]

I love the eagle. Am undecided on the rest

Maybe if the red was darker? Idk

[mental wind]

15/16 holy shit

[thorn hornet]

Umtiti retired

[hasty basin]

🕊️

Mathieu Umtiti

Wait he was only 31 his career went that far downhill?

[robust grotto]

100 year anniversary jersey

[sweet tree]

ye only 31

his first like 2 seasons was quite good for us

[robust grotto]

Brown gloves

[dim kettle]

At least they'll look nice when they win only 40 games max.

[robust grotto]

40??

[dim kettle]

around 37-40

[hasty basin]

Mathieu was so much older than Umtiti lmao what

10 years difference

[sweet tree]

is he still playing?

[hasty basin]

Nah

Retired in 2020

[robust grotto]

That is fair tbh

[sweet tree]

yeah I was gonna say, I thought he retired

Mathieu was kinda old when we signed him from Valencia

[hasty basin]

Lmao I thought he was still like

Low-mid twenties

When you guy signed him

[dim kettle]

Seriously, the Yzerplan there is turning into the Aaron Rodgers to the Jets of GMs

[robust grotto]

If not worse, bc of the longevity

[dim kettle]

To think Yzerman could've had 2 cups raised in Tampa.

He left just before that boom.

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1967567284026954065?t=UX9yaPDnJ94X7CzpCJwBBw&s=33

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

ESPN sources: Bengals QB Joe Burrow will need toe surgery that will sideline him a minimum of three months.

X · Sep 15, 2025, 12:32 PM

🫡

RIP Cincy

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/UnderdogNFL/status/1967630270426911042

Underdog NFL (@UnderdogNFL)

Schefter: Bengals "calling around" to potentially add another QB for depth following Joe Burrow injury.

X · Sep 15, 2025, 4:43 PM

[dim kettle]

Browning could win them some games at least

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/gregauman/status/1967630516884308354

Greg Auman (@gregauman)

I’ve been thinking about this a lot, that this could be Mike Evans’ final season. This is from @zkeefer’s story today:

X · Sep 15, 2025, 4:44 PM

@rustic ore

Wow

[dim kettle]

We can talk about Burrow lack of an OL but it’s also a needed discussion that Burrow is injury prone

[sweet tree]

https://x.com/TouchlineX/status/1967599539361394994?t=ucdVektGzAqSKNNSE23jfg&s=19

The Touchline | 𝐓 (@TouchlineX)

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟:

FIFA will merge the September & October international breaks into one 16-day window starting 2026/27, aiming to reduce travel and boost player welfare.

X · Sep 15, 2025, 2:41 PM

[rustic ore]

I'm not surprised, he's been year to year the past couple seasons

He already has the a ring, the bag, and a bust in Canton locked up. At this point he's just playing for the fun of it

[dim kettle]

We’ll have to see. I think we’ll really know for sure if his speed decreases

[smoky fable]

Go chase Jerry’s record

[dim kettle]

Hopefully he stays healthy

https://x.com/barstoolsports/status/1967631055462322581

Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports)

Big if true @PFTCommenter

X · Sep 15, 2025, 4:46 PM

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1967635432306266562

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Bears Pro-Bowl cornerback Jaylon Johnson is out indefinitely with a groin injury, sources tell me and @CourtneyRCronin. The team still is evaluating the full extent of the injury, whether surgery is necessary, and how long Johnson will be sidelined.

Johnson exited the second

X · Sep 15, 2025, 5:03 PM

[versed forge]

https://tenor.com/view/colts-gif-23128688

[dim ledge]

@hasty basin lmao

[hasty basin]

He's a troll

[rustic mountain]

Well. At least Cincy got one sb appearance I guess

Hard to see them ever making it back with Burrow injuries, bad defenses, etc

[slate lance]

I think that pre season Steelers game got to him

He got the talent man just have to fix the mentality

Parker Washington was making catches easily

[torn gale]

Notre dame being ranked at 0-2 is so funny

[rustic mountain]

Just the Cowboys of the NCAA all over again

Over rated school

[smoky fable]

He struggled vs zone just from seeing the data. But overall, not great

[dense blade]

Crazy!!

I can't believe it

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/gazoo-gun-snap-gif-13923866

[dense blade]

Discord is still bugged lmao

[robust grotto]

Dude yeah lol

[dense blade]

Billion dollars company btw

[hasty basin]

We all moving to teamspeak

[dense blade]

Finally

Tooooook them so fucking long to figure this out ffs

[rustic mountain]

Giving me Absolute Batman Black Mask vibes

[torn gale]

Thanks Mike

[hollow wind]

His whole post game press conference was baffling lol

[rustic mountain]

If I owned the Dolphins, an hour later this guy would be gone

[torn gale]

I think bro wants to be done

He looks depressed

Soulless

He will be better back as an oc

He’s not hc material

[rustic mountain]

I mean you would be too if the qb you hitched your entire Dolphins tenure on Tua

[robust grotto]

Hahahaha

[rustic mountain]

And then all this happens

[torn gale]

Not just Tua but the dolphins as a whole are a shit org

[rustic mountain]

Yeah, it's so nice

I love it

I can always count on the Jets and Dolphins to be bad

[torn gale]

Jets are at least funny bad. Dolphins are wtf bad

[rustic mountain]

The Bills have stuff figured out but at least tweedle dee in green and tweedle dum in teal are always gonna be bad

[torn gale]

Just land on a generational qb talent

It’s so easy

Even the giants could do it!

[rustic mountain]

It really does come down to a qb man

And getting a generational one is a lottery

Not only that but getting one and not having your conference be stacked is also insane

[dim kettle]

If they don't beat the Bills on Thursday, he has to be gone. He must.

[torn gale]

Generational qb may not even be needed. Eagles did what you were supposed to and stack both sides of the ball and cover the weakness. Of your qb

[dim kettle]

And Chris Grier has to be gone too.

[torn gale]

Grier should’ve been gone idk why he’s still there

[rustic mountain]

I give Jalen credit for being the QB Philly needs and showing up in sbs

[dim kettle]

He should've been fired when Flores was fired.

[rustic mountain]

That's how Brady worked for us early on, he wasn't the goat in 01-04

[torn gale]

Yeah he does what he needs to when he needs to. I don’t think he’s an elite qb but he doesn’t need to be elite. Just do your job correctly

Lamar is too turnover prone in the playoffs, and Allen is incredibly unlucky

[rustic mountain]

That's literally the same sentiment I heard about Brady in those early years

[dim kettle]

A Generational QB helps your team in the long term. But it's not the only thing you need. Peyton Manning is proof that being generational doesn't win you titles 8 out of 10 times.

[torn gale]

Joe is injury prone and plays for the bunguls

[rustic mountain]

"He isnt talented like Peyton dude but he is clutch"

[torn gale]

If I won 3 rings in 4 years no one could tell me anything about my qb

Wouldn’t care where they were ranked

[rustic mountain]

I lived in Broncos country growing up

It blew

[rustic ore]

A John Madden-ism if there ever was one

[torn gale]

A great gm is often underrated

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1967558361697902797

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Bengals pass pro ranks since drafting Joe Burrow (pass block win rate, per ESPN research):
 
🏈2020 (29th)
🏈2021 (30th)
🏈2022 (30th)
🏈2023 (27th)
🏈2024 (32nd)
🏈2025 (28th)
 
Burrow has not played behind an offensive line that didn't rank in the bottom quartile.

X · Sep 15, 2025, 11:57 AM

Free my bb Joe

[dim kettle]

A great HC.

[torn gale]

A great org

Like the giants

[dim kettle]

LOL

All right, Florida Marlins of football

[rustic mountain]

Put Joe on someone like the Vikings

[torn gale]

Ok no medium Pepsi for you Shadow

Think about your actions

[smoky fable]

Can’t believe Henderson struggled like that, especially in pass pro. He was woeful in an area which was his strength in college. Stevenson and Gibson passed him.

Sucked to see

[dim kettle]

A shame. I'm a Coke Zero person myself.

[smoky fable]

The next Andrew Luck. Waiting on the retirement news….

[rustic mountain]

College =/= NFL Stevenson gets snaps for a reason after all

[smoky fable]

I really think the packers or eagles win it this year

Just more balanced teams

[smoky fable]

Not fumbling has helped him a lot too

Reason why people were down on him

[torn gale]

Eagles offense looks dookie. Defense isn’t as good either. Packers look like the best team in the league to me so far

[rustic mountain]

Only 2 weeks in but Packers are stacked rn

[dim kettle]

And can you see now why I say keeping a rookie QB on the bench because of a bad OL is bullshit? Burrow has had 6 years and still has no OL.

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/Ihartitz/status/1967554489738498521

Ian Hartitz (@Ihartitz)

Trevor Lawrence passer rating by target this season cool cool cool

X · Sep 15, 2025, 11:42 AM

This doesn't seem good

[smoky fable]

Not the pass catchers you want to see prioritized

At least Tuten looked good

[rustic mountain]

Jags maybe boned

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/NFL/status/1967653211558563857

NFL (@NFL)

"I got 108. Two catches. 54 yards a catch!" - Jameson Williams
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︀︀@insidetheNFL Mic'd Up on X 🔊

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FixupX · Sep 15, 2025, 6:14 PM

[rustic mountain]

Only one Randy bub

[smoky fable]

Randy Johnson

[dim ledge]

I'm still trying to wrap my head around that Steelers fuck up yesterday

[dim kettle]

Still a lot of time to fix things.

[dim ledge]

Like

[rustic mountain]

What no, that 7 ft tall mustache

[smoky fable]

Coaching staff and rookie moment

Both were at fault

[dim kettle]

I swear they only do it just to give Tree some funny content.

[hasty basin]

Ffs Cremonese would rather bring on a literal dictator than bring on Lordkipanidze 😔

[smoky fable]

Big bears blow

https://x.com/UnderdogNFL/status/1967653969796477329

Underdog NFL (@UnderdogNFL)

Schultz: Bears CB Jaylon Johnson (groin) likely to miss rest of 2025 regular season.

His injury will require surgery.

X · Sep 15, 2025, 6:17 PM

[smoky fable]

I thought he was an alright player

[rustic ore]

Jesus

He must have torn something then

Fucking a

[simple seal]

They would kill someone before letting ND out of the top 25. Curious now if a 0-2 team has ever been in the top 25 before

[hasty basin]

He is alright just proudly wears that shit on his back

[rustic mountain]

All my homies hate ND

[simple seal]

1st time since 1988 lmaooo

The ND bias is crazy

[rustic ore]

Except Dripwzy, God decided he needed something to balance out the Chiefs becoming a dynasty

[rustic mountain]

Drip why

[rustic ore]

It's all about balance

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-spongebob-seriously-wow-omg-gif-3046552972864491436

[simple seal]

It was Michigan and back then it was top 20, ludicrous

[rustic ore]

@versed forge You're the best 0-2 I've ever seen

Now he'll have to decide if I'm talking about KC or ND

[rustic ore]

[torn gale]

When does the good part of the balance happen for me

[dim ledge]

FSU unranked to 7 seems a bit much

Even though I like FSU

[rustic ore]

Afraid you got that when LSU shit stomped Clemson

[dim ledge]

At least I think FSU were unranked

[rustic ore]

Now it's all down hill

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1967655894432534903

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Commanders QB Jayden Daniels has a knee injury that has his status for Sunday’s game vs. the Raiders in question, per league sources. The injury is not believed to be serious, but it remains uncertain whether Daniels will be able to play Sunday.

X · Sep 15, 2025, 6:24 PM

Uh oh. @sweet tree @dawn tapir

[torn gale]

No way that season makes up for all the misery I’ve felt 😭

[dim ledge]

Great. Starting QBs in 2/3 of my fantasy leagues are injured

[torn gale]

I mean it was the best season ever but still…

[dim ledge]

Go ahead Lamar get concussed or something

Complete this fucking week I've had

[solid dagger]

Moise Kean will have one of his songs in the FC26 soundtrack lmfao

First player to have a song on a fifa game

[dim ledge]

Put Ramos' in as well

[rustic ore]

They were indeed unranked entering this year

Think of a part of that was Bama just being ridiculously overrated to start the season

[simple seal]

That Michigan team ended the season 9-2-1

Ranked #4 in the nation

If you wonder why is because those 2 loses in the 1st 2 weeks were to Miami who ended ranked #2 and Notre Dame who ended ranked #1 lol

[rustic ore]

At the very least Raiders is a skippable game

I'd just give him the rest week

[sacred agate]

fantasy football was the only thing that went right for me this week football wise

except for Joes toe

gonna have to play fkn Trevor Lawrence now

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1967657148722319763?s=46&t=p7cGuHvykKWdHLCLT_54_A @honest latch You ain't deserve this

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

The #Panthers took multiple injury hits to their O-line, as guard Robert Hunt has torn his biceps, while Austin Corbett is out with a torn MCL, coach Dave Canales said.

X · Sep 15, 2025, 6:29 PM

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1967659625211437181?s=46&t=p7cGuHvykKWdHLCLT_54_A @simple seal

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

Another QB injury: #Vikings QB JJ McCarthy has an ankle injury and is likely OUT for Sunday vs. the #Bengals.

Carson Wentz would start.

X · Sep 15, 2025, 6:39 PM

https://tenor.com/view/blinking-eyes-white-guy-blinking-meme-what-huh-gif-26334323

[simple seal]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-blade-runner2049-defeat-sad-disappointed-gif-17817916

[misty parcel]

I’ll watch Wentz v Browning

Love a backup battle

[dim kettle]

Book of Wentz time

[dim kettle]

Hey. Lightning hockey in a month, though.

[amber grove]

The injury part of sportsball may be the longest it's ever been

[dim kettle]

“Get lost”

[simple seal]

Reading this issue rn

I miss when the AL umpires looked goofy as fuck with the protection vest outside

[rustic ore]

Curious if the excuse if gonna be "This is why you need to play starters during preseason" or "This is why you shouldn't play starters during preseason"?

[amber grove]

I'm on the side of idk if it really matters when it comes to injuries

Lots of players get hurt at camp and scrimmages

[rustic ore]

Same

Injuries are nothing but luck

[amber grove]

I just hope AJ will be back at some point

[rustic ore]

Ekeler popping his Achilles was cause he cut off a bad angle

Same exact thing happened to Dre Greenlaw in the SB 2 years ago

Shit happens

[amber grove]

I wonder if we will get some Kirk calls now

QBs dropping like flies

[rustic ore]

Think Cincy would be smart to make that call, but I honestly don't know if they have the money

[amber grove]

Achilles are the worst

[simple seal]

If you ever wonder why they stopped having day games for most playoff games

55 million for the all star game is nuts man 😭

From 12 to 55 especially

[sweet tree]

paz what a goal

[simple seal]

Ironic to read this nowadays

[hasty basin]

Fr

https://fixupx.com/polymarketfc/status/1967666488212668908?s=46&t=MJZzB_0WoFdV7_sxhGtgmg

Polymarket FC (@PolymarketFC)

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FixupX · Sep 15, 2025, 7:07 PM

[rustic ore]

https://fxtwitter.com/BruceIronsNFL/status/1967626206498750563

Bruce Irons (@BruceIronsNFL)

Since this text, Tory Taylor has punted 92 times.
︀︀
︀︀That is the most in the NFL.

Quoting Kevin Fishbain (@kfishbain)
︀
New Bears punter Tory Taylor said he got this text from Caleb Williams: "Hey, you're not going to punt too much here."

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FxTwitter · Sep 15, 2025, 4:26 PM

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1967667147154522248

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

ESPN sources: Vikings QB J.J. McCarthy is expected to be sidelined two-to-four weeks with a high ankle sprain.

With McCathy out, Vikings QB Carson Wentz is now in line to start.

X · Sep 15, 2025, 7:09 PM

Wentz in 2025

[rustic ore]

Watch Wentz somehow recapture his 2017 magic (he won't but the idea is funny)

[smoky fable]

@hollow wind he’ll have more time to spend with his kid now