Javonte Williams is washed and good as a pass pro back and Blue is a rookie
#sports
dim kettle
What is washed up Russ gonna do when he’s in the pocket with Nabers in double coverage. Can’t wait for those 10-3 scores
hasty mesa
Javonte Williams is washed and good as a pass pro back and Blue is a rookie
Idk how they went away from this class without a top rookie RB
So many dudes in this draft
smoky fable
Just never took one
noble fractal
I totally forgot that havertz plays for germany
noble fractal
how long has this guyvbeen injured
amber grove
Fantasy football watching starts tonight as well beautiful day
hasty mesa
Fantasy football watching starts tonight as well beautiful day
Can’t wait for Pickens to have 32 points but Ceedee to have like 11
It’ll be glorious
smoky fable
Can’t wait for Pickens to have 32 points but Ceedee to have like 11
I’ll be sick
amber grove
Can’t wait for Pickens to have 32 points but Ceedee to have like 11
I wouldn't want it any other way
smoky fable
Actually that would be fantastic and sick
hasty mesa
Fantasy narratives are also mad funny week 1
The players people are gonna drop from their roster will be sick
amber grove
Fantasy narratives are also mad funny week 1
I take what I heard a IG influencer say "some people will have a huge week 1 and will never come close to that again there will be some players who suck week 1 but then are great the rest of the season"
amber grove
Overreacting to week 1 fantasy is a rookie movie
hasty mesa
Remember MVP Derek Carr in like weeks 1-4
rustic ore
Can’t wait for Pickens to have 32 points but Ceedee to have like 11
I can't wait till Pickens has a good enough year to warrant getting a long term extension and Dallas takes more assets away from their D to their O
amber grove
Facing Jalen Hurts and Saquon AND Elliot tonight tho 💔🥀
amber grove
I can't wait till Pickens has a good enough year to warrant getting a long term ...
Jerry knows what he is doing true genius I hope he finds the fountain of youth
smoky fable
I can't wait till Pickens has a good enough year to warrant getting a long term ...
You know Jerry is drafting a DE this year or an edge to replace Parsons
Ruben Bain or Faulk
amber grove
Keeping Parsons in the NFC is true evil tho
smoky fable
https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1963710371635855537?s=46
Looks like a receivers number
rustic ore
I hate it
amber grove
Idrc bout the numbers thing
rustic ore
Keeping Parsons in the NFC is true evil tho
Especially to a team that has beaten them the last 3 times they've gone h2h in the playoffs
amber grove
Especially to a team that has beaten them the last 3 times they've gone h2h in t...
Packers have been good like all my life
Id rather him be a Panther
rustic ore
Id rather him be a Panther
Gosh Tepper going from underselling Burns to overpaying for Micah would've been so damn funny
dim kettle
When you grow up knowing they numbers were grouped for a long time, it feels cursed. But I like that numbers are less limited in today’s game
rustic ore
Good grief, turn of the century has not been kind to the Boys in what used to be a competitive rivalry
dim kettle
“Competitive” The Packers always had the Boys number in games that matter since the 60s
rustic ore
I mean starting in the late 70s to the late 90s it swung the other way in Dallas's favor
amber grove
Would be the most Eagles thing ever to manage to lose to the Cowboys tonight
rustic ore
Dallas actually holds the record in that rivalry for most consecutive wins in H2H match ups with GB at 8
dim kettle
“Who could stop the Eagles from repeating?”
rustic ore
Tampa has actually won 6 of the last 7 matchips against Philly
It's weird
More times than not somehow just have their number
dim kettle
Ronde Barber lives in their head rent free over 20 years later
hasty mesa
The Monkey’s Paw effect of acquiring Micah means there’s zero excuse now for the Packers and Love
Like, zero excuse
dim kettle
Yeah. the Packers have to win the division with that move
amber grove
I think they'll be fine if they win 11/12 games if the Lions beat em out for the division I think that'll be acceptable
rustic mountain
I mean. Idk I dont think it's that serious. Like yes, Parsons makes you on paper a contender but in no way is this a failing on the Packers themselves for trying to get to that next level
dim kettle
I think with the moves the Packers made through free agency, through the draft and this Parsons trade. If they aren’t fighting the Lions and winning the division, it’s very much a failure on their part.
rustic mountain
I applaud teams that take risk to capitalize on young cores
dim kettle
I think with the moves the Packers made through free agency, through the draft a...
Really depends if they aren’t going deep in the post season
rustic ore
The Monkey’s Paw effect of acquiring Micah means there’s zero excuse now for the...
Fun fact, Love is tied with like 4-5 others guys as being the 2nd highest paid QB in the league rn
dim kettle
Thankfully Love isn’t like Tua and can hopefully play more than 11 games
simple seal
smoky fable
Look at Norm Van Brocklin
Tensions already there in the article a bit
What a game to play against with that Baltimore Colts D and Bubba Smith
Think Shula was head coach then
Not sure
slow violet
ill be fair
plush jungle
40-18
plush jungle
https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1963735867425706136?s=46
praying for eagles to lose 17-18
robust grotto
This is amazing
willow galleon
Guys did you know Toby Fox and Ryan Day were born in the same town
sweet tree
Last official game in Argentina
yeah his last home game for Argentina
watching it rn
will likely retire from the national team after the WC
rustic ore
Week 1 Mud Bowl?
Oh goodness, Saquon about to feast
proud coyote
lol
dim ledge
hollow wind
I can’t hear the fucking singer. Why is the background noise so loud
dim kettle
https://x.com/CamInman/status/1963750714834047243
Must be September.
robust grotto
Fucking hate Philly fuckheads
Ideally the cowboys spank them into oblivion but ofc that won’t happen
sweet tree
what a chip from leo
fleet orbit
rams eagles was one of the best playoff games of our lives
rustic ore
You know it just occurred to me
Every single starting QB in the NFCE right now is Black
I think that's kinda neat
robust grotto
Eagles are always bottom of the barrel for me
fleet orbit
packers currently chiefs cowboys and i guess playfully vikings for me
amber grove
WE'RE BACK
smoky fable
non contact on a special teams LB already
ouch
he was engaging against a blocker and pulled up
sacred kite
Injury fast
sacred kite
rams eagles was one of the best playoff games of our lives
Gave me 6000 heart attacks
Wait what
WHAT
amber grove
WOAH
smoky fable
He spat on the player.
amber grove
TOSSED
sacred kite
EWWW
proud coyote
typical carter lol
fleet orbit
spitting isn’t cool
sacred kite
Stupid of him
rustic ore
Enjoy that fine
sacred kite
Cmon
hollow wind
Aint no way lmfao
smoky fable
he spat in Dak's face
rustic ore
What he said is irrelavent, no excuse to spit on someone
robust grotto
WHAT A FUCKING LOSER
sacred kite
Yeah that was loser stuff
robust grotto
CLASSIC PHILA-SCUM-PHIA BEHAVIOR
torn hazel
CLASSIC PHILA-SCUM-PHIA BEHAVIOR
PREACH
robust grotto
Scum organization
torn hazel
FUCK PHILLY
smoky fable
torn hazel
THE GIANTS WILL GET A RING THIS YEAR
robust grotto
Idk about that lmao but yeah
torn hazel
Idk about that lmao but yeah
Ye of little faith
torn hazel
I’m just happy to see the Eagles doing shit at home
rustic ore
Oh wow, just noticed Dak is back to going sleeveless. Lowkey an aura move
smoky fable
there's Lamb
sacred kite
We not doing the shaky first few weeks again please
smoky fable
Cowboys at the 2
torn hazel
Giants - Jets Super Bowl
Blood will flow through the streets of New York
proud coyote
Oh wow, just noticed Dak is back to going sleeveless. Lowkey an aura move
buc im not gonna lie this message isnt natural from you LOL
robust grotto
Blood will flow through the streets of New York
We need it
smoky fable
Adoree Jackson on Ceedee
rustic ore
Dime
rustic ore
buc im not gonna lie this message isnt natural from you LOL
Football being back got me feeling goofy, forgive me
robust grotto
LMAO Buc saying aura is wild
sacred kite
Ughhhh
smoky fable
Football being back got me feeling goofy, forgive me
You got to retire Buc
rustic ore
DPI
robust grotto
Buc is a youngin
hollow wind
If Dallas wins this game hoooly
torn hazel
Traitor Saquon needs to understand what a mistake it was to go to Philly
smoky fable
Cowboys start fast
rustic ore
Eagles missing Slay already
torn hazel
NBC been doing nothing but glazing the Eagles pregame
rustic ore
First TD of the year
torn hazel
They just showed a slomo of Carter spitting before cutting to commercial
rustic ore
I knew I was expecting something to go wrong for this game today
Someone needs to sit Carter down after this game, and slap him upside the head for thinking that was okay
proud coyote
lmao
proud coyote
Someone needs to sit Carter down after this game, and slap him upside the head f...
he's made many worse mistakes and the talking to hasn't worked yet lol
smoky fable
Eagles missing Slay already
rustic ore
https://fixupx.com/BillyM_91/status/1963761869279183080
Candy from a baby
smoky fable
he's made many worse mistakes and the talking to hasn't worked yet lol
yeah 2 people died in that mistake
sacred kite
Carter gotta control himself
sacred kite
Someone needs to sit Carter down after this game, and slap him upside the head f...
Let it be Big Dom
Like I get it you’re rivals but that’s wack
rustic ore
Oh that went far beyond rivals
torn hazel
New It’s Sunny ep: The Gang fucks over the Eagles
dim ledge
Oh wow, just noticed Dak is back to going sleeveless. Lowkey an aura move
Were you hacked by sapphelis
torn hazel
Mac egged Jalen on when sending them out
rustic ore
Were you hacked by sapphelis
Remember that bad STD joke I attempted to make about her username? Mayhaps I unintentionally discovered something 
sacred kite
Jalen Carter—Spit U
rustic ore
Side note, why the hell do they already have PFF rankings? Just carryover from last season?
proud coyote
Side note, why the hell do they already have PFF rankings? Just carryover from l...
yeah
smoky fable
this game will be a shoot out
rustic ore
Beautiful run
proud coyote
how has loveland looked lebowski
fleet orbit
he will probably be TE1 straight out of camp
fleet orbit
the offense honestly is better than the defense on paper
smoky fable
the offense honestly is better than the defense on paper
your edges worry me man
rustic ore
interesting
You know something that likely won't be mentioned, little sad Overshown likely won't play this season. I liked what I saw from him last season before his knee got destroyed
smoky fable
and your left tackle situation is shaky with Braxton Jones
fleet orbit
i agree , this roster has no big time pass rusher , sweat is good but he’s not a game breaker
rustic ore
Shipley is getting hot
fleet orbit
jones is the weak point , i honestly think wright is fine
sacred kite
AHHHH
fleet orbit
nah we hate that should’ve been barkley
sacred kite
Nah I have hurts
rustic ore
Too easy
rustic ore
anyone remember how nasty McNabb was sometimes
Never really got the respect he deserved imo
torn hazel
YOOO
fleet orbit
he should’ve , i mean he made 6 pro bowls
torn hazel
How many flags on the field?
sacred kite
Took one look at that Raiders line up and said
Jakobi Myers smiling rn
Ohhhh fight fight fight
torn hazel
Oh shit they got all the refs
rustic ore
Helmet off
proud coyote
shitshow lol
torn hazel
Jakobi Myers smiling rn
Nahh what kinda law firm ass name is that
sacred kite
Nahh what kinda law firm ass name is that
Never thought of that way💀
torn hazel
Never thought of that way💀
Bro needs to partner with them it’s fucking perfect
smoky fable
LAMB
rustic ore
Now Dak pulling an RG3 with the 1 sleeve
rustic ore
Lamb has aggressive catch turned on
fleet orbit
this could be a shootout
rustic ore
Jackson getting picked on
amber grove
Lamb cooking
smoky fable
costly hold on the offensive lineman
sacred kite
Heat seeking Baun
sacred kite
Nah no way
smoky fable
would have been an amazing catch
wow
what a run by javonte
good push by the lineman
smoky fable
yeah williams two tds
rustic ore
Dallas O playing way better than I expected, or maybe it's just without Carter Philly's D is suspect
Too easy
Technically I'm pretty sure they should've called Booker for a penalty there for going at the knees but oh well
smoky fable
Dallas O playing way better than I expected, or maybe it's just without Carter P...
yes to everything
dim ledge
@proud coyote I'm making a UFC decision that I know is bad but that I nonetheless am forced to do
sacred kite
Like Carter is by no means an upstanding character but brother just don’t spit
smoky fable
Cowboys are essentially the NFC bengals right now. @rustic ore
sacred kite
They literally have to be
rustic ore
Cowboys are essentially the NFC bengals right now. <@233819459880615936>
Looking true
Side note, just found a new reaction image
Feel free to delete if too far (it is 
)
proud coyote
<@134857202446893056> I'm making a UFC decision that I know is bad but that I no...
who are you pulling for
dim ledge
who are you pulling for
The big hint besides the fact that we share birthdays
Is that he's from ||Liverpool||.....
dim ledge
I know that name, that's bad news
Is he likeable/a decent fighter
I know nothing about him
proud coyote
paddy? he's a meme fighter that's improved lately
people liked him for his social media content
dude is very silly
rustic ore
Is he likeable/a decent fighter
He's like a stereotypical Samoan, only skinny as shit
He's fun
dim ledge
dude is very silly
As is the scouse custom
proud coyote
paddy had the community basically turn on him during one fight that he should have lost
but won on decision
but people are liking him more now
dude gains a ridiculous amount of weight between fights
used to gain more
smoky fable
That was a clear holding there
Which lineman
rustic ore
Mailata
smoky fable
hurts two tds
sacred kite
Starting him in one league and playing against him in another
rustic ore
You know for my money, best NFL opening game I can remember was GB vs NO. Prime Rodgers vs Prime Brees
rustic ore
You know for my money, best NFL opening game I can remember was GB vs NO. Prime ...
This game keeps going like this could see that spot being challenged
hollow wind
Lol
smoky fable
Holy shit
hollow wind
weak
rustic ore
Weak flag
smoky fable
Weak flag
The refs said they’d make more stuff a point of emphasis on taunting
Weak as hell
rustic ore
Lame
dawn tapir
The refs said they’d make more stuff a point of emphasis on taunting
no fun league
smoky fable
damn
lamb knew he dropped it too
with how long he was down
oh my god
almost a freak pick
jackson finally forced a PBU on lamb
rustic ore
Bad drop
rustic ore
Oof, nearly a pick
smoky fable
Even without the contact that wasn't catchable
that's on Dak
better ball forces the PI
rustic ore
So what you're telling me is that Philly's D just got better?
smoky fable
So what you're telling me is that Philly's D just got better?
Potentially
rustic ore
Game tomorrow is at 8pm EST btw
sacred kite
barkley drop
Are we in Brazil again
rustic ore
Hurts bomb
sacred kite
Known WR Saquon Barkley
rustic ore
Oh that should've been a flag
sacred kite
Ahhhhh
smoky fable
Oh that should've been a flag
well you got your barkley td
rustic ore
Ty Philly
Great get off the O-line had
Diggs should've went for the tackle instead of trying to punch it out
slow violet
what the actual fuk
rustic ore
RTP on eagles
Yeah that one was clear, can't hit the QB in the face
rustic ore
Oh Dallas got away with holding bad there
slow violet
smoky fable
Schottenheimer why’d you call that?
smoky fable
Oh Dallas got away with holding bad there
Besides that, why did he use it
rustic ore
Besides that, why did he use it
Think he got scared about getting the snap off in time to spike
Matt E telling him "Learn from my mistakes"
smoky fable
Good
smoky fable
Think he got scared about getting the snap off in time to spike
Cowboys hauled ass to get the field goal
fleet orbit
excellent half
slow violet
wtf was the point of that
smoky fable
Eagles icing Aubrey
slow violet
why not just take a shot -_-
rustic ore
why not just take a shot -_-
Conservative play calling, 1 score game
Plus Eagles get ball at half
slow violet
Conservative play calling, 1 score game
i know but im saying they had 15 seconds so 6 seconds to get the Shot off and then field goal. It ends the same
the slant accomplished nothing 😭
dim kettle
I love that coaches still think icing the kicker works. Wasn't there a stat collected that icing the kicker actually make the kicker more confident in his kick?
rustic ore
Also sad the announcers didn't bring up Cam Little when they mentioned how big Aubrey's leg is
dim kettle
X
rustic ore
Wild stat
dim kettle
I guess having a healthy Dak does help.
slow violet
https://x.com/BleacherReport/status/1963779838843777095
now to be fair they have been scrambles lol
they been doing a pretty good job on barkley for the most part
dim kettle
Well, it's like in hockey where you could say they did a good job on defense but doesn't matter because the few mistakes resulted in the puck going in the back of the net.
rustic ore
Carter's fine better be at least 6 figures
dim kettle
Jalen Carter wanted the rest of the night off I guess.
rustic ore
"He's the best DT in football" Sorry Chris, that title belongs to Chris Jones
fleet orbit
chris jones for sure
rustic ore
Carter is top 5 though I won't take that from him
dim kettle
I'll tell you something. I just mute the audio during football games and have music in the background. Makes the games less cringe.
slow violet
i thought this was gonna be on twitch
dim kettle
Yeah. Not that kind of TNF game.
dim kettle
His last game was my favorite SB.
rustic ore
That was 43 right? Cards vs Steelers?
dim kettle
Yep.
dim kettle
I still don't know how the fuck Ben threw that ball to Holmes
slow violet
that superbowl was cinema man
i felt bad for Larry Fitzgerald, was one of my favorites growing up
dim kettle
It's a shame Fitz catch and run is forgotten. It would've been an iconic shot.
dim kettle
i felt bad for Larry Fitzgerald, was one of my favorites growing up
It was painful for Cards fans. But it's a miracle the Cards even got there. They really benefitted from that weak ass NFC West that year.
rustic ore
i felt bad for Larry Fitzgerald, was one of my favorites growing up
Some guys you wish just made a "selfish" decision and chose to leave to an actual contender
Instead of blind loyalty to a franchise
slow violet
true but i respect him, i think people will never forget him being one of the best
dim kettle
It's hard if you were Fitz because you always had the feeling the Cards were just one step ahead from being a contender.
smoky fable
"He's the best DT in football" Sorry Chris, that title belongs to Chris Jones
Dexter Lawrence there too
dim kettle
Yeah
slow violet
oh i thought he already got in
rustic ore
Fuck that's a tall task class
smoky fable
And I have to be reminded about that Steelers sb
rustic ore
Shadow an expert at twisting knives in
smoky fable
It kind of ruined my perception of how Super Bowls are with how chaotic it was
smoky fable
Shadow an expert at twisting knives in
Devious mf
smoky fable
Still might be the best all time
Again that game ruined my perception of superbowls
rustic ore
Fuck I wish I could've got a screen shot of that Jalen Carter image. First player for a defending SB champ to get ejected on opening night
smoky fable
Broncos Seahawks was absolutely awful
rustic ore
Trail blazer
dim kettle
The Cards really had potnetal in the late 2010s. 2 elite guys at WR and stuff like that. The problem was they were banking on Matt Leinart being the guy and it never happened.
slow violet
Broncos Seahawks was absolutely awful
fleet orbit
the cardinals this season could be a potential playoff team
that’s a realistic possibility
smoky fable
https://tenor.com/view/excuse-me-who-are-you-talking-to-gif-14831470
As a neutral and a NFC west fan
slow violet
the beatdown we put on the Broncos was historical
sacred kite
the cardinals this season could be a potential playoff team
Not crazy to say
smoky fable
First down again
rustic ore
I hope Metchie makes a good enough impact to warrant a long term deal in Philly, like the kid. Dealt a terrible hand with that cancer diagnosis
dim kettle
the cardinals this season could be a potential playoff team
I could see them making a leap or falling back. Kyler really has to live up to his contract.
smoky fable
This cowboys defense is Swiss cheese
slow violet
people will never remember that the Broncos were the #1 Offense in NFL HISTORY 😭
now thats lost to history
fleet orbit
kyler is the most confusing qb to talk about most of the time
fleet orbit
people will never remember that the Broncos were the #1 Offense in NFL HISTORY �...
manning had the greatest regular season of any qb ever
dim kettle
the beatdown we put on the Broncos was historical
Vintage Peyton choking on the big stage.
rustic ore
Goedert could have a big year if that's how Philly is gonna use him this season
At least in terms of volume catches
smoky fable
Goedert could have a big year if that's how Philly is gonna use him this season
It’s probably his final year since he won’t get paid there
dim kettle
manning had the greatest regular season of any qb ever
I'm always gonna remember Peyton for the many chokes and excuses the media would give him for his failures.
smoky fable
Other eagles backup AJ Dillon
fleet orbit
for that one his team and him just got smashed no excuses
rustic ore
jesus christ that hole.....
Sigh, another year of Philly having the best O-line
sacred kite
Colinsworth hurting my ears
dim kettle
Sigh, another year of Philly having the best O-line
Todd Bowles licking his chops come playoff time.
smoky fable
Dickerson playing through pain
sacred kite
Todd Bowles licking his chops come playoff time.
Don’t scare me
slow violet
looks like a hip injury
rustic ore
Dickerson shaken up
modest totem
AJ Brown is useless
sacred kite
Fear your boogeyman.
Look I have baker on a fantasy team can you give me that
modest totem
Boooo
smoky fable
There’s the trade man
rustic ore
AJ Brown is useless
Tbf they're doubling him a lot
modest totem
Tbf they're doubling him a lot
slow violet
JERRUH was RIGHT
smoky fable
WR1 Dotson
rustic ore
Jerry wtf, how DARE you let someone else wear DeMarcus Ware's number
sacred kite
Jake the make boyyyy let’s go
modest totem
I really want Dallas to lose here. Mostly bc i don't like them.
smoky fable
And Elliot makes it
slow violet
Jerry wtf, how **DARE** you let someone else wear DeMarcus Ware's number
only Jerrys number will be retired
sacred kite
!
modest totem
Jerry wtf, how **DARE** you let someone else wear DeMarcus Ware's number
D Ware probably gave him permission
dim kettle
Tbf they're doubling him a lot
We're still talking about a team that was bottom 5 in passing last year. Honestly, two things can be true at once.
slate lance
Is brown being heavily covered ? I get the run is working but god damn bri
rustic ore
Oh Jake you beautiful bitch
modest totem
Is brown being heavily covered ? I get the run is working but god damn bri
Im upset
modest totem
Its good
modest totem
Dizamn
smoky fable
Josh Hart empathizes with you Ray
slow violet
https://x.com/joshhart/status/1963785245414887895
lol how long till AJ readinga. book guys
bro this commercial has to be AI
the fuck was that
modest totem
Its been such a good day 
just get some points
dim kettle
God damnit. The Rays are doing this again
modest totem
Okay the Eagles SB ring is cool
rustic ore
I think it's too much personally
modest totem
Next year's ring is gunna have a cup holder
dim kettle
Yep. Baker is gonna love it
modest totem
Built in lighter for a cigar
rustic ore
Heck of a run
smoky fable
Heck of a run
I forget I’m ahead
sacred kite
Oh no
dim kettle
As always. A yearly reminder that QBs Rex Grossman and Jay Cuter have played in a NFC title game more recently than Dallas.
sacred kite
May it ever be so
modest totem
Javonte is awesome
dim kettle
X
modest totem
https://x.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1963788313287889012
The wings pop out
proud coyote
why do you post every single dov tweet
dim kettle
Juba. I don't pay attention to the name
fleet orbit
trevor lawrence is going to end up being dak prescott
modest totem
If I had a sb1 ring, I'd demand an update.
dim kettle
You got a different nfl aggregator
A lot of it comes from retweets and refresh the timeline
rustic ore
Boobie Sanders?! 
modest totem
Youre in the future. Im still on commercial break.
smoky fable
Why is this guy trying to strip the ball out
sacred kite
I mean
rustic ore
Hell of a run
modest totem
That man was GONE
dim kettle
Tree laughs in the background
modest totem
And there’s Pickens being an idiot
Dont say that I have him on my other fantasy team
rustic ore
That man was GONE
||Barkley would've house called that|| 
dim kettle
hollow wind
damn that was close
rustic ore
Baun in coverage
If he put a little more air on that I think he could've caught that
slow violet
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE
hollow wind
wow
slow violet
THAT WAS CLEAN
dim kettle
WE NEED RATINGS!
smoky fable
That looked nasty live
slow violet
so we just want to let him catch the ball?
sacred kite
Boooooo
smoky fable
Fumble
sacred kite
Bad call
smoky fable
Yeah it’s a fumble
dawn tapir
lmao
rustic ore
Lol, Tush Push celebration
dim kettle
Bad call
IDK what you do there. The receiver is falling down there. Refs really do think defenders have Quick Sliver speed.
modest totem
||Barkley would've house called that|| <:JuPeter:1156347588224753724>
Oh it goes without saying lol
modest totem
Lol, Tush Push celebration
I love tush push!
slow violet
was that the office?
sacred kite
Oh
sacred kite
was that the office?
Some kind of reboot/spiritual successor
rustic ore
Wish I'd seen this earlier
slow violet
Some kind of reboot/spiritual successor
when does it come out
modest totem
BUC 💀
sacred kite
when does it come out
I think it’s on streaming after the game
rustic ore
Lame, lightning delay
modest totem
disgusting 😂😂😂😂😂
modest totem
Booooo
hollow wind
reeee
smoky fable
We see the eagles players go at Jalen Carter again
sacred kite
I heard Carter caused the lightning too
dim kettle
Hey. Maybe Sanders fumbled there because he heard the thunder and scared him.
modest totem
Booooo
rustic ore
🙄
rustic ore
I heard Carter caused the lightning too
That loogie came down harder than the rain
sacred kite
I guess so
slow violet
modest totem
Is it even raining tho
sacred kite
That loogie came down harder than the rain
Carter making his own rain
rustic ore
Is it even raining tho
rustic ore
Carter making his own rain
The fine he's getting tomorrow gonna make it rain in the NFL office
sacred kite
The fine he's getting tomorrow gonna make it rain in the NFL office
Jalen Carter spits every game, generates enough money for an expansion team
rustic ore
After the fumble
Reminded me of Big Ben in that 2005 AFC title game
smoky fable
Reminded me of Big Ben in that 2005 AFC title game
CC shouted it out
slow violet
"Hes Rocked Up" 👁️
smoky fable
Same call as well
rustic ore
Or was it divisional?
modest totem
im thinking $15,000 1 game suspension
Im hoping its just a lil slap on the wrist and a small fine
slow violet
Im hoping its just a lil slap on the wrist and a small fine
lol no bro
dim kettle
Reminded me of Big Ben in that 2005 AFC title game
My goodness it's gonna be 20 years since Mike Vanderjackass kicked his greatest masterpiece.
modest totem
Bc there's no way they WON'T fine him
slow violet
they making an example out of him
smoky fable
Or was it divisional?
Divisional
It was divisional
Wildcard was bengals I think when Palmer tore his acl
rustic ore
Also holy crap, Davis has dropped 36 lbs since last season? Good for him
modest totem
It was good television. Arguably they should pay him more
smoky fable
57 minute delay
dim kettle
Yeah. The Steelers had to face a Plumber in the AFC title game that year.
modest totem
I'll come back tomorrow 
dim kettle
57 minutes
"The game will resume in 5 minutes."
smoky fable
I'll come back tomorrow <:BegeTired:803709091124871258>
You’re not even east coast though
slow violet
wait WTF 1 HOUR DELAY
rustic ore
Man, I gotta open at work tomorrow
dim kettle
But she has to fantasize how the Broncos will win the AFC West before Kermit and KC bring them back to reality.
rustic ore
That was the ballpark estimate
rustic ore
30-40 something for the lightning delay, 12 for the re-warm ups
slow violet
guess ima go watch the new peacemaker
dim kettle
30-40 something for the lightning delay, 12 for the re-warm ups
Yeah. 30 minutes after the last strike usually.
slow violet
what games y'all excited for on sunday?
smoky fable
dim kettle
Why? The Falcons need to lose by 40, Buc.
slow violet
falcons are sneaky good right now
rustic ore
Also I always forget how tall Maria Taylor is
rustic ore
Also I always forget how tall Maria Taylor is
dim ledge
Games in Philly right?
dim kettle
falcons are sneaky good right now
They say this every year. It needs to actually happen first.
rustic ore
Games in Philly right?
Si
slow violet
https://fixupx.com/Schultz_Report/status/1963766487623041274
are finger guns allowed?
dawn tapir
what games y'all excited for on sunday?
Washington vs Giants. Hope we blow them out.
rustic ore
are finger guns allowed?
They are not iirc
slow violet
They are not iirc
rustic ore
Also Bills vs Ravens probably gonna be a low scoring slug fest
smoky fable
They are not iirc
Yeah Drake London got flagged for it
dim kettle
Of course, I'm cursed with having to watch both NY teams suck for another year.
slow violet
what about cupids arrow, is that allowed?
dim kettle
So many teams this year I just have doubts for.
The whole NFC West, I just don't have a good feeling for.
rustic ore
you don't have to lie 😭
Depends on Bryce, Panthers D likely gonna be ass again so we could get a shootout
slow violet
i hope so, got BTJ on my team
dim kettle
I keep hearing about how Bryce Young was alright. People keep forgetting this dude was picked 1st overall after a huge trade package. He needs to be better.
smoky fable
rustic ore
https://fixupx.com/BarstoolBigCat/status/1963790372951257325
Think someone uses that as a finisher in pro wrestling
modest totem
You’re not even east coast though
But an hour!!
smoky fable
But an hour!!
Time to relax and enjoy
modest totem
Time to relax and enjoy
Enjoy what 🥲
slow violet
Enjoy what 🥲
dim kettle
You know. I can't wait to see Cam Ward first game... Against the Broncos' Defense... Well. I hope you enjoy the taste of dirt, Cam.
modest totem
Oh did you guys see Josh Allen is going to the same UW game that I have tickets for?
modest totem
I set myself up lol
dim kettle
I am a child
Worse. A Discord user.
dim ledge
Oh did you guys see Josh Allen is going to the same UW game that I have tickets ...
What was a greater source of rage for you
rustic ore
Just cause you're right doesn't mean you have to say it
dim ledge
Josh Allen going in the second or watching Russ at qb
modest totem
Josh Allen going in the second or watching Russ at qb
Wow this is actually a hard question.
modest totem
Josh Allen going in the second or watching Russ at qb
Actually I had to watch Josh go to someone else is the 2nd round TWICE this year! In this fantasy football league AND my family league!
I got blue billed fr
And i didn't get Shakir OR Dalton Kincaid
slow violet
.....i waited too long to get QBs 😭
i got Brock Purdy and jared Goff
rustic ore
Josh Allen going in the second or watching Russ at qb
The Broncos passing up on drafting Josh Allen in 2018 in the first place 
modest totem
And my family fantasy name is literally "To Khalil a Mockingbird"
dim kettle
No matter what. Rayy's fate always ends with KC on top
modest totem
The Broncos passing up on drafting Josh Allen in 2018 in the first place <:Carro...
UNNECESSARY 😭
dim kettle
Cheers for more plays like this against the Chiefs this season
https://youtu.be/AsM483FNmuA
rustic ore
Huh, interesting. Neat that they brought back one of the main cast from the English version of the Office to be on the main cast for this one
slow violet
man fuck the chiefs
rustic ore
Man can y'all imagine how slammed those restrooms and food stands must be right now in Philly?
slow violet
Man can y'all imagine how slammed those restrooms and food stands must be right ...
ya seriani probably going crazy
modest totem
I would've gone home ||pussies!||
dim kettle
man fuck the chiefs
My brother is gonna be saying that a lot tomorrow.
slow violet
they play tomorrow?
modest totem
Yeah Friday game
dim kettle
Yep.
rustic ore
In Brazil
slow violet
.....let me guess
modest totem
🎉
slow violet
its on netflix
dim kettle
Keep the Chargers there.
proud coyote
ya seriani probably going crazy
spell it again
fleet orbit
i thought it was youtube
dim kettle
It is
slow violet
spell it again
oh its sirianni
rustic ore
its on netflix
slow violet
ah nice
modest totem
I have superbox so
modest totem
But it's obviously super behind
rustic ore
Gosh that flight back in gonna suck ass for both teams
At least KC gets to go home, Chargers gotta go to Vegas
slow violet
they are putting ads on Redzone
dim kettle
At least KC gets to go home, Chargers gotta go to Vegas
The Chargers are never home.
slow violet
Fuck roger man
rustic ore
Fuck roger man
But won't someone think of the poor, billionaire owners?!
They might have to only have 3 yachts instead of 4 without this move
dim kettle
It wouldn't be the NFL without selling out.
modest totem
Well this is unfortunate for a first game
dim kettle
Same product that preaches about thinking about the children as they promote light beer and sports gambling every commercial break.
rustic ore
Okay now it looks like the rain is picking up a bit
modest totem
Lol do they not have a rain gutter there?
slow violet
Uncrustable
rustic ore
Lol do they not have a rain gutter there?
On the entrances to the field?
modest totem
Yeah
rustic ore
I can't think of a single team that would
dim kettle
At least this stadium is miles better than the old one where you couldn't walk on the field without your feet being swallow when it rain.
rustic ore
Ray
hasty mesa
Damn
rustic ore
RIP
slow violet
🤣
rustic ore
Reminder that AJ Brown is making nearly 30 mil this year
hasty mesa
But Hurts got enough points for both of them so. Oh well. Might break even
Hurts realized he can get rushing touchdowns longer than 1 yard
modest totem
Reminder that AJ Brown is making nearly 30 mil this year
For what
modest totem
Hurts realized he can get rushing touchdowns longer than 1 yard
I love that for him
hasty mesa
AJ doing cardio
rustic ore
Hurts realized he can get rushing touchdowns longer than 1 yard
Pulling out his inner prime Russ
Shame for the delay, fun game so far
dim kettle
https://x.com/sleeperhq/status/1963778463338303533?s=46
Quiet. He's reading a new volume of his favorite isekai. He has to know what girl latches onto the main character next.
smoky fable
This is the weather delay chat
smoky fable
Quiet. He's reading a new volume of his favorite isekai. He has to know what gir...
It’s a harem
modest totem
Shame for the delay, fun game so far
I want the brawl and spit stats
slow violet
11:15
hasty mesa
Quiet. He's reading a new volume of his favorite isekai. He has to know what gir...
Sirianni said “you’re not playing today we need you healthy for Kansas City next week”
fleet orbit
10:30?!!! i gotta work and shit lol
slow violet
10:30?!!! i gotta work and shit lol
its friday bruh, fuck work
rustic ore
So likely not until 11:30 will the game start back up again
smoky fable
All the east coast guys suffering
modest totem
I hope they have energy drinks or something strong lol
hasty mesa
If Cowboys win it’s good it’ll be easier to compete for the division
slow violet
I hope they have energy drinks or something strong lol
they brought food
dim kettle
rustic ore
I hope they have energy drinks or something strong lol
Jerry looking like he's had about 10 already
slow violet
lol that shit was funny, Jerry out here cutting his own promo
modest totem
He coached in Denver for a bit
slow violet
https://fixupx.com/JomboyMedia/status/1963799460913221816
lol bro his face was so guilty
amber grove
Shoutout AJ Brown dooming my Week 1 chances
modest totem
Shoutout AJ Brown dooming my Week 1 chances
Same
hasty mesa
Wait @modest totem you have Javonte you’re fine
modest totem
Wait <@967589691333439538> you have Javonte you’re fine
Yeah glad I put him in
Michael Jordan at the game lol
dim kettle
Every NFL media person rn.
rustic ore
"And trusting the food" Alright Tirico, that was a zinger I'll give you that
proud coyote
snow games are worth this
just install a roof and only use it if there's risk of the game being stopped
rustic ore
Fuck that BBQ looked hella good in that commercial
Still kinda weirds me out just how much Jac sounds like Cris, just at a higher octave
dim kettle
Many want the roof so they can use their expensive stadium to host other events like college playoff games, WrestleMania, etc.
Unless you're a Bills and want to have the cold as a gimmick.
slow violet
smoky fable
Fuck that BBQ looked hella good in that commercial
This break is making you loopy
smoky fable
Yeah glad I put him in
Oh wow. What made you start him
Never mind I see why
Only Josh Palmer was a play
dim kettle
rustic mountain
The stupidest ejection
slow violet
the eagles better win this game, or spitgate gonna be all ove rthe news for the next week
rustic mountain
It will be if they win or lose
dim kettle
rustic mountain
Because it is dumb
amber grove
I feel bad for the little kids in Philly who probably got sent to bed and can't watch the rest of their teams game
1130 is insane
modest totem
Its almost 9:30 mountain time and my little peepers are peeped 🥱
smoky fable
Alright game starting soon
slow violet
smoky fable
Dak professional instigator
modest totem
JUSTICE FOR CARTER! That spit was justified!
fleet orbit
i’m still up
smoky fable
JUSTICE FOR CARTER! That spit was justified!
We got spitgate
rustic ore
Think that run could've been a 1sr down, blocker went after the wrong guy
smoky fable
There’s lamb
rustic ore
Good design on that quick motion to Lamb
smoky fable
slow violet
https://fixupx.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1963806768015749169
a man of the year winner rage baiting
🙂↔️
rustic ore
@modest totem Omg, it's perfect
proud coyote
rustic lichen
0 targets for AJ is crazy
hollow wind
Hurts and AJ brown beef resurfaced
slow violet
that was way to far to be pushing the tush
smoky fable
Oh he barely got it
rustic ore
Lol, 12 men on D
dawn tapir
which qb will be the first to throw a pick? Dak is due for one
rustic ore
Has to be Dak at this point right? Philly barely throwing at all
smoky fable
Has to be Dak at this point right? Philly barely throwing at all
He’s gotten close twice
But that second one was on Lamb
Should have caught it
rustic ore
Clearly got that
smoky fable
And a TFL
smoky fable
James Houston TFL
rustic ore
Nice TFL
rustic ore
<@967589691333439538> Omg, it's perfect
Okay now I'm done
Back to the game
The audio on that AirBNB commercial freak out for me, was slow and reverbed. Thought my computer got possessed by a demon
smoky fable
Oh Dickerson is hurt
I saw the f bomb drop
Back must be killing him
Going to the locker room
Goedert is just getting fed
rustic ore
Going to the locker room
They might need to just rest him a couple weeks
smoky fable
smoky fable
They might need to just rest him a couple weeks
He’s playing on a surgically repaired knee too
Man is playing through pain
You might have been cooking with Goedert. @hasty mesa
dim kettle
https://fixupx.com/BleacherReport/status/1963811921708101997
Giants fans would be angry at this if they were awake rn.
rustic ore
I'm gonna say Y
hollow wind
I don’t think it’s really choking when they’re still down and they’re the underdogs lol
modest totem
<@967589691333439538> Omg, it's perfect
Hahahahahahaha!!! 😂 I love the internet!!!
hollow wind
It’s whether or not he can clutch up the w
dim kettle
Black Kirk Cousins will be Black Kirk Cousins.
rustic ore
Will say, for having his hamstring screwed to his pelvis Dak looks loose tonight
slow violet
Clanker commercials 😠
hollow wind
Been doing more of these
rustic ore
https://tenor.com/view/dak-prescott-dancing-football-player-gif-15538153
Everytime I see that gif I think of that one dance song from Futurama
slate lance
dak playing great/
dim kettle
Everytime I see that gif I think of that one dance song from Futurama
Welcome to the world of tomorrooooooowwww. The Cowboys still haven't won another title in it
modest totem
Wowwww 😂😂😂 pretty spot on though lol
smoky fable
4th down