sports

[hasty basin]

It's all on our match bucko...

[thorn hornet]

Is it possible for both of us to get knocked out

[hasty basin]

Nah

[burnt cedar]

@hasty basin lmao the second connection was so getable, after Roma I guessed the badge had a mythical being on it

[hasty basin]

Well unless...Cyprus goes on the game of their lives

[hasty basin]

That one was my idea 😈

[noble fractal]

oh forgot you guys are also in the group lol

[hasty basin]

We got the whole #sports gang in the group

We do need a Cypriot though

[rustic ore]

That was a beautiful ball, WR needs to fight for that

[thorn hornet]

Croco
Johto
Art
Balkan
Fate?

[hasty basin]

@simple seal is Spanish

[hasty basin]

Also Zolu I would have put you see you were canceling the wrong person dawg

[thorn hornet]

Croco hitback

[hasty basin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1314836445826912277/1336537871426781185/attachment.gif

[thorn hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-gif-19383676

[mental wind]

haaland wtf

[thorn hornet]

Looool

Villa for Lammers, United for Martinez

What is this

[hasty basin]

That's a disaster waiting to happen

[thorn hornet]

33 year old Martinez, and 150+ k a week

Thats a shit deal lads

You could squeeze out a good year out of him maybe

[nimble onyx]

HAALAND

[mental wind]

HAALANDDD

COME ON

[nimble onyx]

Could’ve had a hattrick too 😭

[mental wind]

great ball from Bobb

[plush jungle]

Hamilton crashes

[nimble onyx]

88 goals in 100 appearances in the prem

That’s insane

[robust grotto]

Best half of the season!!

LFG

[noble fractal]

damn georgia gave the game to greece

none of their star players played

ig they are hoping for more points from the other games

[hasty basin]

Yeah completely hoping for the other 2 games

We weren't beating a rested Giannis bro 😭

[plush jungle]

Leclerc clashes with antonelli

[burnt cedar]

Shocking line up man https://x.com/afcstuff/status/1962157060797104597?s=46&t=r7wAoOlnBiz9DTokWYJKTw

afcstuff (@afcstuff)

Arsenal XI: Raya; Timber, Saliba, Gabriel, Calafiori; Zubimendi, Rice, Merino; Madueke, Martinelli; Gyökeres. ✅ [@Teamnewsandtix]

X · Aug 31, 2025, 2:14 PM

What is that midfield

[sweet tree]

rip ferrari

[hasty basin]

https://fixupx.com/TheHateCentral/status/1961818226116948154?t=ec4Nn5iw91spRP97BLCvpw&s=19

Hater Central (@TheHateCentral)

Do NOT bring him your favorite winger 😭💔

**💬 25 🔁 591 ❤️ 9.2K 👁️ 225.1K **

FixupX · Aug 30, 2025, 3:48 PM

[simple seal]

What a bonehead move by Kimi 😭

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/nuttawut_janto/status/1962157262136586416?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

#WachéOut #NukeMiltonKeynes (@Nuttawut_Janto)

@UrinatingTree Ferrari fans right now

**❤️ 1 👁️ 29 **

FixupX · Aug 31, 2025, 2:15 PM

[plush jungle]

yeah that was dumb

antonelli certainly ain't making a case to be in f1 past this season

[thorn hornet]

https://fixupx.com/Arsenal/status/1962157285586899225?t=CfCEO3LkVGmztppSYLF9Lw&s=19

Arsenal (@Arsenal)

⚪️ 𝗧𝗘𝗔𝗠𝙉𝙀𝙒𝙎 🔴
︀︀
︀︀©️ Gabriel skippers the side
︀︀↩️ Merino into midfield
︀︀🔙 Martinelli returns to the starting XI
︀︀
︀︀Bring the fight, Gunners 💪

**💬 629 🔁 1.1K ❤️ 4.3K 👁️ 165.4K **

FixupX · Aug 31, 2025, 2:15 PM

MERINO???

Are you fucking serious

Just start Eze

[plush jungle]

and speeding in the pit lane

what a nightmare of a grand Prix for antonelli

[thorn hornet]

Haramball

[burnt cedar]

Our front 3 will be in Liverpool’s box whilst the other 8 players will be in our own box

[thorn hornet]

Madueke save me

Our 3rd kit gonna get worn more times than our away one

[hasty basin]

4 subsb wtf

Subs

[lavish nexus]

Nelli please

[burnt cedar]

3rd kit should only come out for big away games imo

[smoky fable]

Terrorist ball incoming

[neat radish]

wtf is merino doing in the lineup😭

[thorn hornet]

Terrorist ball back on the menu boys

[burnt cedar]

Knowing arteta it’s merino upfront

Gyoketes lw Martinelli rw Madueke lcm

[thorn hornet]

Madueke RWB

I swear bro he is overthinking things

[lavish nexus]

We need nelli to lock in

[thorn hornet]

Nwaneri and Eze on the bench and he decides to play Merino for Odegaard

[thorn hornet]

Nelli can you give me 1 more day

[lavish nexus]

Gabi captain tho 😭❤️

[mental wind]

W trafford

[hasty basin]

Pen to brighton

[thorn hornet]

Our bench is acc good

[hasty basin]

That's a penm

[thorn hornet]

Add Hincapie and Saka swap for Madueke and it's great

[rapid yoke]

coyg

[hasty basin]

MILNER TAKING

[sweet tree]

old ahhh

[hasty basin]

UNC STILL GOT IT

At big 39

Jota celebration

❤️

[plush jungle]

hadjar bortoleto bearman what a rookie class

[spice socket]

https://tenor.com/view/pep-guardiola-man-city-throw-bottle-throwing-bottle-facepalm-gif-16539860107639631682

[smoky fable]

Oh West Ham is still tied with Forrest. @robust grotto

That’s good

[plush jungle]

lovely to see

[mental wind]

love the celebration

[robust grotto]

Fingers crossed. We can score

[smoky fable]

Fingers crossed you make Marinakis seethe

[plush jungle]

lando mechanical dnf

[dreamy briar]

MCLAREN NOOOOO

[smoky fable]

Hadjar podium

ROTY

[simple seal]

Kimi fucked now

[torn gale]

It’s a good day to hate watch the Gamecocks

[hasty basin]

Please do

Fuck up everyone's fpl for me

[sweet tree]

damn norris out

[robust grotto]

BOOOWWWEEEN

GOAAAAAAALLLL

[hasty basin]

WOWWW LUNIK

[robust grotto]

THATS A PEN

REF PLS

[sweet tree]

nice stuff

[hasty basin]

Pls

[smoky fable]

Let’s go

[hasty basin]

Dont let him save

That will ruin it all

YESSS

[sweet tree]

so he's not leaving

[hasty basin]

JOGADINHO TO PAQUETA

[robust grotto]

YEAAAAA

KISS THAT BADGE

🕺🕺🕺🕺

[thorn hornet]

I will check if I put Sels in my XI, If I did I'mma crash out give me a sec

FUCKING BITCH

Anderson on the bench atleast

Milenkovic in my XI tho

How do you collapse in 7 mins

[robust grotto]

WHY NOT TODAAAYU

[lavish nexus]

Saw people triple captained wood 😭😭😭

[hasty basin]

CALLUM WILSOONNNN

[robust grotto]

DIOUF TO WILSON GET THE FUCK IN

[hasty basin]

THATS MY BOY

[robust grotto]

Holy fuck

[smoky fable]

That’s a good Win

[hasty basin]

GRUDAAAA

2-1

WHAT A GOAL

[frail berry]

BRIGHTONN

[thorn hornet]

The guy I slander the most

[sweet tree]

pep is acc finished

[spice socket]

https://tenor.com/view/pep-guardiola-pep-guardiola-angry-pep-guardiola-kick-pep-guardiola-kicks-chair-pep-guardiola-arsenal-gif-11724117033729724857

[robust grotto]

Let’s gooo

4 at the back - Potter’s done miracles

[noble fractal]

gruda goal

maybe we should buy him...

[dreamy briar]

Shitty

https://tenor.com/view/mike-epps-dance-dont-kill-my-vibe-gif-9181661597479444463

[hasty basin]

How was that a goal kick

Df

[robust grotto]

WINNN

[hasty basin]

West Ham as many points as city

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-thinking-monkey-thinking-think-money-gif-9734025314392564509

[spice socket]

https://tenor.com/view/thanks-pep-guardiola-thank-you-handshake-football-gif-15523369

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/mourinho-jose-mourinho-shut-shut-up-shut-your-mouth-gif-8185852921913825286

[mental wind]

Again horrible defense, wingers not doing shit, midfield i dont fucking know

boring football, we were lucky to get a goal

@robust grotto Glad yall won

We have both 3 pts

[solid dagger]

Brighton won??

[mental wind]

Ye

[solid dagger]

Also damn Forest lost 0-3 😭

[mental wind]

deservedly

my fpl is stinky

[solid dagger]

They really conceded 3 goals in 10 minutes lmfao

[robust grotto]

Thank you fam

Great weekend

https://vxtwitter.com/uberwestham/status/1962167085938737643?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ hangs up the phone and kisses the badge

Uber West Ham (@UberWestHam)

Lucas Paqueta shrugs away Aston Villa during his celebration ⚒️

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Aug 31, 2025, 2:54 PM

Love that

[solid dagger]

I've been playing fantasy football with my friends for like 10 years now, this year I decided to take a break and now two of them won't talk to me anymore 😭 😭 😭 😭

[smoky fable]

I thought the terms were already agreed upon

I found it odd

[solid dagger]

Surely this won't age like milk

[mental wind]

thats crazy

What even r those friends lmao

[nimble onyx]

Didn’t watch the second half

Looks like I didn’t miss much

[frail berry]

I just saw the Arsenal lineup

Never change arteta

[rapid yoke]

tbf trossard during 70-90 minutes is a demon

[thorn hornet]

COYG

[rapid yoke]

gyokeres dunk on vvd

[nimble onyx]

No creativity

It’s boring, slow, and predictable

[sweet tree]

hope for a good game

[neat radish]

COYG

[sacred kite]

Alr folks…Odunze or Pearsall

Jamo can go WR2 or flex depending on what’s better

WR1 is davante adams

[smoky fable]

Saliba down

Arsenal warming up a player

oh shoot it was non contact

wow

[sweet tree]

a sub already

[smoky fable]

That's for saliba as well. 4 minutes in

Mosquera is in

I'm surprised I'm not seeing any crash out from the Arsenal fans here

[nimble onyx]

Saliba out?

[smoky fable]

Pearsall

[smoky fable]

yeah they subbed him off for injury

[nimble onyx]

Thank god I have Gabriel

[neat radish]

wtf

😭

[thorn hornet]

This season is one big sick joke

[thorn hornet]

You're about to

[hasty basin]

Damn

This is fast paced

Martinelli 🥀

[sweet tree]

lol

[smoky fable]

the fake Brazilian allegations will never go away

[hasty basin]

My FPL almost just god fed

Ffs

[smoky fable]

wow

thought Gakpo scored there

[solid dagger]

Yeah...

[hasty basin]

That would be hard

Near post

[hasty basin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1140489887519346749/1330231043806072832/atrick1.gif

https://fixupx.com/tekkersfoot/status/1962165942294544735?t=EV66HdF3rSTuVYgnjN8iiQ&s=33

@robust grotto Such a good 9 man

Damn the clip got copyrighted

[robust grotto]

nice header down

[hasty basin]

The whole play

His run

[robust grotto]

crazy impact. also 3 goals with JWP off the pitch loool

[hasty basin]

He read the cross so well

[hasty basin]

Dude you won't believe

I said in my friends chat

[robust grotto]

true he did run well today

[hasty basin]

West ham goal would hit right now (fpl wise)

And then

"JWP is off they might actually do it"

[robust grotto]

hahah even better

he is just such a negative

[sweet tree]

sloppy stuff

[hasty basin]

I completely understand lol

I've been against him all these years

Even his set piece abilities are gone

[smoky fable]

set piece specialist regressing

not great

[robust grotto]

hopefully one more midfielder comes in and he can start being glued to the bench

[hasty basin]

For your sake I hope so

Also I think Potter will keep at it with the 4 at the back

[robust grotto]

a strong and nasty CB, AM, and a fast ST would be a real good end to the window

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/Jack_Gaughan/status/1962179428093460953

Jack Gaughan (@Jack_Gaughan)

Cherki out for two months.

X · Aug 31, 2025, 3:43 PM

[neat radish]

Martinelli bro wtf

[smoky fable]

well

[hasty basin]

Callum Wilson and James Milner scoring

Today

It's like we're back...

[robust grotto]

has to. one thing is that the majority of the squad is used to playing that way

[hasty basin]

If he does it I'll respect him way more

So many managers just sticking to one shit

Making minor tweakas

Tweaks*

https://x.com/lucaskehoe/status/1961924593779675406

Lucas🍒 (@lucaskehoe)

Nice to know how our fanbase feels #afcb

X · Aug 30, 2025, 10:50 PM

For context

[smoky fable]

god damn

[hasty basin]

Will Dennis is our 3rd gk

[smoky fable]

Araujo Liga MX bound soon

no love shown to the fullback

[hasty basin]

He sucks 💔

[smoky fable]

yeah he's not great....

[hasty basin]

Like we have a CB that cost less than him from way further back

And he put in a great shift at RB

[smoky fable]

wow

[hasty basin]

Great save Alisson

[smoky fable]

yep

[hasty basin]

On a roll today

But this one was more bound to happen 🥀

[smoky fable]

that went to space from rice

Eze warming up

[sweet tree]

feels like every prem 6 match up is dull

[hasty basin]

Pool Spurs is fun imo

[smoky fable]

kind of has been slow

[hasty basin]

VVD S HOOT THAT BRo

[smoky fable]

oh my goodness

thought they would have scored

[sweet tree]

raya tripping

[frail berry]

Vvd had to shoot that

Macca had to pass there

😭

[hasty basin]

Holy

Kerkez bro

[sweet tree]

kerkez been sound defensively

[hasty basin]

Tracking the initial run though...

[sweet tree]

madueke got burst on him

[hasty basin]

Giving Arsenal a corner is hell

[sweet tree]

is odegaard injured

[hasty basin]

Him and Saka were

[frail berry]

We’re lucky that Saka is out

[hasty basin]

VVD

WOW

???

He just took that shit

This guy is a brick wall

[smoky fable]

stone waller

[solid dagger]

[hasty basin]

They did that in preseason

[solid dagger]

What's blud doing back there

[hasty basin]

And they actually needed it lol

Idk why Bradley isn't playing NOW he's come back from the injury for a fair bit

Szobo was decent there though

[frail berry]

Think they don’t wanna rush him back

[hasty basin]

Waiting for int break?

[frail berry]

I don’t know but he is lowkey injury prone

[smoky fable]

Did see him there against Newcastle too

[hasty basin]

All in all he is a true RB

And he was back last game

Subbed on

Though I'll have to say that game Szobo looked better at RB...

[rapid yoke]

imagine we had our 3 best players on the pitch

[hasty basin]

They're there

Martinelli Merino and Calafiori

Having a Gravenberch style player must be such a luxury dawg

Can do just about everything DM needs

Pool aren't shooting enough dawg

[frail berry]

Ye they passing when they should be shooting

[smoky fable]

well HT

[thorn hornet]

Martinelli spamming 👍 like my dad, chase the ball down you prick

Good half, we're all over them

[hasty basin]

Szoboszlai is a good fullback because his workrate is insane

[thorn hornet]

Mosquera looks solid

[hasty basin]

Gabriel Jesus when you signed "Mosquera"

https://tenor.com/view/open-season-shaw-deer-run-over-meme-gif-12251156658227451666

[thorn hornet]

Wrong Mosquera

This one doesn't finger the opposition

Still don't know how he got away with it

Fingered Jesus, touched his ass, and choke slammed Havertz

First matchday benefits

[hasty basin]

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr Art that was the joke

[thorn hornet]

Shiver me TIMBER'S

[hasty basin]

[solid dagger]

Bayern is interested in Lookman

I'm surprised seemingly no one wants him

Except Inter and Bayern now

[mental wind]

😐

[sweet tree]

so many misplaced passes

[mental wind]

yall, if ur a fullback and the opposition (winger) plans to cross and the ball crosses from you, do you protect your face w ur arms?

idk if my grammar is ass but i hope yall know what i mean

[sweet tree]

no

[smoky fable]

you take the hit

[sweet tree]

just take the hit

[smoky fable]

sloppy sloppy sloppy

[frail berry]

Take the hit and stay on the ground so the ref also stops the game

[smoky fable]

it would be a valid reason with the head injury thing

[noble fractal]

https://twitter.com/centredevils/status/1962169651976388657?s=19

centredevils. (@centredevils)

🚨🚨| After 3 games, Manchester City have less points than Manchester United in the Premier League.

X · Aug 31, 2025, 3:04 PM

Manchester downfall lmao

[sweet tree]

will arteta use eze

could also sub in dowman

[sweet tree]

damn bruh

[noble fractal]

https://twitter.com/sachatavolieri/status/1962188802673332337?s=19

NOOOO

[mental wind]

saw yalls responses, we conceded a pen cus he shielded the ball🥀

typical us

[smoky fable]

GOAL

GAL

Ekitike?

[sweet tree]

ekitike

[smoky fable]

oh off

[sweet tree]

or not

[smoky fable]

never mind

[torn gale]

I feel like I’ve been seeing the same football managers my entire life

[smoky fable]

offsides

[torn gale]

Like they’re all balding or bald with gray facial hair

[smoky fable]

they do recycle a lot

yeah he's off

[sweet tree]

ye it's off

[smoky fable]

I remember Pep with hair at Barca

[rustic lichen]

Game day is gonna be a little weirder without the head gear

[hasty basin]

Not ours 😎

[smoky fable]

will miss it but hope Lee well

[smoky fable]

thought Wirtz would score there

[hasty basin]

My don got perfect hair

[torn gale]

Lee is close to being 100% for his final picks

Only one to pick fsu and lsu

Just need sc and Miami to win

He also picked lsu to win it all

[noble fractal]

if stiller moves to umited we are finished

genuinely getting relegated

[smoky fable]

you guys look like a playoff team

[noble fractal]

pls be wrong

[torn gale]

Yeah I’m surprised

This year looks wide open

[rustic lichen]

Get past the Razorbacks this year first

[torn gale]

No one looks overtly dominant

[smoky fable]

SEC looks weaker

I'm actually surprised

[torn gale]

True. The lsu I know may find a way to lose games we shouldn’t

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/alex_crook/status/1962194574400442706?t=HeaWuaoklIuP5QIv-YJ6Aw&s=19

Alex Crook ⚽️🎙 (@alex_crook)

As it stands #MUFC are unlikely to sign a midfielder tomorrow. Stiller talk wide of the mark.

X · Aug 31, 2025, 4:43 PM

[sweet tree]

is next Sunday week 1 of NFL

[hasty basin]

I mean

[torn gale]

Yes

[smoky fable]

yeah the first game is on thursday

cowboys vs eagles

[sweet tree]

hope both lose

[smoky fable]

tie then

[rustic lichen]

Knowing our luck we’ll beat y’all or some other big team like Tennessee and then lose to Memphis or Auburn

Or Vanderbilt

[noble fractal]

https://twitter.com/sachatavolieri/status/1962151189916668314?s=19

Sacha Tavolieri (@sachatavolieri)

🇲🇦✈️ EXCL Details: Bilal El Khannouss flying at 4pm UK time in order to complete his move to VfB Stuttgart.

💰Leicester City about to earn close to €30M on that deal.

⏳ More to follow. #LCFC #VfB ⤵️✅

X · Aug 31, 2025, 1:51 PM

prem fans is this guy good?

[torn gale]

I’m not too surprised. Lots of top teams have a lot of roster turn over. Lots of question marks. UGA looks dominant and solid on offense still. Alabama is the real question mark. They looked so lost on both sides of the ball. LSU defense looks elite. Florida may surprise people

Osu has a rookie qb

[smoky fable]

yellow to gyokeres

clips VVDs ankle

late to the ball

[torn gale]

That’s what makes football beautiful

[smoky fable]

Bama look horrible

[hasty basin]

Good for the future

Way too good for the championship

[smoky fable]

DeBoer looks to be on the hot seat

[hasty basin]

Best player in the championship imo

Martinez to united?

[torn gale]

If deboer loses 3+ games again this year he may be executed in the middle of Bryant-Denny as they hold saban at gun point to unretire

[sweet tree]

seems like it

[smoky fable]

hostage situation

[noble fractal]

he doesn't have to be a super player its not like we play in UCL

he just needs to be better than demirovic

[smoky fable]

I would find it funny if Man U find a way to ruin him

[noble fractal]

wait that guy is an am

[hasty basin]

Yes

[sweet tree]

nutty pass from szo

maybe wirtz should shoot

damn just too many bodies

[frail berry]

Liverpool keep adding an extra pass

Liverpool have def looked better after that offside goal

[smoky fable]

konate down

not great

[noble fractal]

man there is so many transfer rumours rn...

[frail berry]

Deadline day gonna be crazy

[noble fractal]

makes me nervous

I should stop looking at them and wait til tomorrow

[hasty basin]

OHHHHHHHHH

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[smoky fable]

GOAL

SZOBO

[sweet tree]

HOLYYY

[smoky fable]

THE RIGHT BACK

GOALL

[sweet tree]

what a freekick

[smoky fable]

@dim ledge

[sweet tree]

what a hit

[smoky fable]

there's that free kick

[hasty basin]

OUR COMMENTATORS "IF HE WANTS TO SCORE FROM HERE HE HAS TO SHOOT A BULLET"

[smoky fable]

what a hit

[neat radish]

fuck dude

[sweet tree]

that dip bruh

[hasty basin]

UNSAVEABLE

That's the Szobo I remember man

[sweet tree]

couldn't hit that any better

[smoky fable]

brilliant

[dim ledge]

AHHHHHHHHHHH

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/tekkersfoot/status/1962201590229581935?t=Ovo4rIAXy1r-YgxJ2HwLoQ&s=19

Tekkers Foot (@tekkersfoot)

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 WHAT A FANTASTIC FREE KICK FROM SZOBOSZLAI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
︀︀
︀︀Liverpool 1-0 Arsenal.

**💬 7 🔁 35 ❤️ 130 👁️ 1.3K **

▶ Play video

FixupX · Aug 31, 2025, 5:11 PM

[honest latch]

@dim ledge who the fuck is this Szoboszlai????

That was INSANE

[hasty basin]

WTf is happening lol

[thorn hornet]

Fuck this bullshit

[dim ledge]

Captain of Hungary, been on the team for 3 seasons now, one of our most underrated players, just pure workrate and interplay

Legit one of my favourite players

[fringe tundra]

Fucking beautiful free kick

[honest latch]

That was fuckin sensational dude

[dim ledge]

He's so good dude

[honest latch]

I was watching at work and couldn’t believe it

[dim ledge]

His first free kick goal

[smoky fable]

Oh that makes a lot of sense. Was about to ask. Must be a couple of Liverpool and Arsenal coworkers

[dim ledge]

For us*

[hasty basin]

@dim ledge

[smoky fable]

oh with Liverpool

[hasty basin]

[smoky fable]

yeah I thought so

[dim ledge]

I do too lmao you know this croc o

[solid dagger]

DAVID HOW

[honest latch]

Got a buddy who’s a huge LIV fan

[solid dagger]

Open net and he skyes it 😭

[dim ledge]

Join us

[smoky fable]

He must have went nuts

[hasty basin]

I was kinda disappointed he didn't go flying with G/A but a versatile role sounds fine too

[honest latch]

Sorry buddy I cannot I’m already a bandwagon

[dim ledge]

Don't do this

[sweet tree]

so much swerve on the Replay lol

[smoky fable]

crazy

[dim ledge]

He was always good at free kicks bro

I've been saying since we got him

Put him on fucking free kicks

[smoky fable]

Wirtz coming off

[sweet tree]

wirtz off

[smoky fable]

hope he's alright

limping a bit

endo on

[hasty basin]

DOWMAN

Nah that's mindgames

[smoky fable]

there's the youngster

[smoky fable]

Eze already came on right

[frail berry]

Ye

[hasty basin]

Yes

[sweet tree]

arteta really kept madueke on for almost a full 90

[smoky fable]

Which soccer team did you choose

Don't remember you mentioning it

[hasty basin]

Odegaard is already back?

[honest latch]

https://tenor.com/view/sergio-aguero-celebration-goal-lets-celebrate-gif-12724793

[dim ledge]

Yeah I think it's just a cramp @smoky fable

[smoky fable]

I figured Man city

[dim ledge]

Honestly...don't hate it

[smoky fable]

I see.

[hasty basin]

Chose them when they're about to go stinky 🥀

[honest latch]

I’ll fully admit I’m a bandwagon lll I chose them after I watched City v QPR live

[dim ledge]

I wish you were a fan when you guys had KDB euge

[honest latch]

Knew immediately I just watched history be made

[smoky fable]

That is a pretty damn good game to choose a fandom though

[honest latch]

And was like “yep this is my squad”

[dim ledge]

+7 added

[smoky fable]

Knocked Man U right off of the title. Ferguson wanted to retire that year

[honest latch]

Random ass weekend day I decide to watch the most significant prem game of all time as my intro to soccer

[sweet tree]

that's nuts

[smoky fable]

crazy.

[solid dagger]

Holy shit I just saw the Liverpool goal

What a strike

[dim ledge]

Lmfao I don't blame you AT ALL

[amber grove]

Arsenal disappears against big clubs still? Wow I'm stunned

[dim ledge]

I want to kiss Szoboszlai on the mouth

[honest latch]

Yeah sorry mate but if it helps the only clubs I truly detest are Madrid, United and Chelsea xD

[frail berry]

Actually I don’t blame you

[dim ledge]

It does :)

[frail berry]

He’s a very beautiful man

[hasty basin]

The fuck is Timber doing

Lol?

[plush jungle]

I'm a United fan

[dim ledge]

Lmao?

[hasty basin]

I mean

Good for pool I guess?

[honest latch]

My condolences or you lucky man

Depends on how you’re feeling

[hasty basin]

I used to be a hater

[dim ledge]

CityPool years despite some heartbreak was elite prem

[hasty basin]

But like what do I hate

[dim ledge]

I must admit

[frail berry]

2018 was peak

[hasty basin]

You can't just laugh at them every game

[smoky fable]

and there's allison with the save

[plush jungle]

Nah I've only been a fan with ten haag and amorim as managers

[honest latch]

I was! I’ve been a fan since the Aguero goal

KDB is my third fav player in club history

[smoky fable]

You got to see their champions league treble season

[hasty basin]

David Silva?

[dim ledge]

Based and good, glad you got to see an all time prem midfielder

My favourite city player ever is, far and away, Yaya Toure

Yaya was so fucking good dude

He's one of three players I wish we had

[hasty basin]

Well ackckkctually my favourite city player is Kinkladze

Ok no fuck him

Probably would be De Bruyne for me

[dim ledge]

Yaya, Son, Kante

Are my 3

[honest latch]

He’s top 5 but my favs are in order

1. Agüero
2. Kompany
3. KDB
4. Silva
5. Toure
6. Hart
7. Rodrygo
8. Zabaleta
9. Fernandinho
10. Gundogan

[hasty basin]

Chiesa dawg

[smoky fable]

chiesa tried it

[smoky fable]

He was looking to pass to Salah

[spice socket]

https://tenor.com/view/gif-gif-23691385

[dim ledge]

Yaya at 5 :(

[undone pond]

betting on arteta saying some out of line shit in the post match conference.

[hasty basin]

Yaya is like one of a kind

[dim ledge]

Dude their interactions were hilarious lmfao

[dim ledge]

Imo greatest Prem CDM

[smoky fable]

That's high praise for Kompany

[dim ledge]

Except for Viera

[smoky fable]

Last kick of the half

probably

[honest latch]

The way he left was sour but he’s still top 5 favs

[hasty basin]

I might put Kante there

He just wasn't in it for TOO long

[smoky fable]

Think that's it

[spice socket]

https://tenor.com/view/pep-guardiola-liverpool-fc-redfox9a-lfc-jurgen-klopp-gif-13065309861135868166

[smoky fable]

Liverpool win

[dim ledge]

WOOOOOOH

[hasty basin]

But he won the prem with Leicester and then had a very succesful career with Chelsea of course

[frail berry]

Yknow

[hasty basin]

VVD 6 pointer

I'll take it

[dim ledge]

DOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[honest latch]

He is our greatest defender and was elite for us before we exploded in success. He deserves all the praise from Cityzens

[smoky fable]

France career with a world cup was nice too

[hasty basin]

Yeah

But I mean like pure prem

[hasty basin]

[dim ledge]

@robust grotto fucking MAGYAAAAAAAAAAAAR

AHHHHH

[honest latch]

I also sadly cheer for

[frail berry]

That’s Twitter dudes can’t post that graphic that Arsenal are unbeaten in the league against the big 6 in the past 2 years now

[honest latch]

https://tenor.com/view/benjammins-echte-liebe-bundesliga-west-falen-gelbe-wand-gif-13858993236614797153

[smoky fable]

I still remember that goal against Leicester. Just wish he wasn't hurt that much.

it always plagued him

[dim ledge]

So happy

What a goal bro

[molten estuary]

call the season off

one in a million type shi

[frail berry]

Yo actually

[honest latch]

Everyone loves attackers but it’s the elite CBs that will always hold a special place in the hearts of fans

[smoky fable]

Dortmund? Wonder where that connection came from.

[frail berry]

What a way to beat Arsenal

With a set piece

[molten estuary]

true

[smoky fable]

Always value good defenders and keepers.

[honest latch]

My fav player growing up who wasn’t Agüero is Marco Reus

[molten estuary]

arsenal lowkey could have beat them 3-0 with penalties alone

[smoky fable]

oh Reus

[molten estuary]

but no the ref sdihbt

[smoky fable]

Another player that sadly dealt with injuries. But that makes a lot of sense.

I see

[honest latch]

Gonna be a goal of the szn contender all year

[molten estuary]

nah ion see that

[honest latch]

I mean it’s goal of the season rn

[molten estuary]

yeah ik im ragebaiting

[noble fractal]

'pool stole arsenals tactic

[honest latch]

My peak as a fan was when he literally snatched the soul out of Real Madrid

Unbelievable time to be a BVB fan

[noble fractal]

bvb would be getting relegated without guirassy now

[smoky fable]

I remember that game. Can't believe how much they've changed now

[dim ledge]

So happy man

I always believed in you Szoboszlai

[nimble onyx]

Kekerz was so good man

[dim ledge]

Our defense played out of their minds today but especially Szobo and Milos

Ibou was sensational until the sub, Virgil a wall as usual

[mental wind]

u watch football Apolo?

[molten estuary]

bro WHO doesnt

my fav team is Real btw

no need to ask that

[mental wind]

Oh

[molten estuary]

that was tuff bro icl

[nimble onyx]

[dim ledge]

Least obvious Hungarian commentary

[molten estuary]

even though ive def spent more time watching OP instead of football lmao

[hasty basin]

Respect Georgia

Dude

[dim ledge]

Defense played sensationally, completely locked up their forwards

[hasty basin]

If this was in english it would be such a good one liner

[nimble onyx]

Szobo at RB who would’ve thought

[spice socket]

https://tenor.com/view/playsports-premier-league-klopp-jurgen-jurgenklopp-gif-18485846

[hasty basin]

"If Szoboszlai wants to score from here he has to shoot a bullet laughs"

[dim ledge]

Gyokeres snuffed, Madueke...lol

[sweet tree]

kerkez was great, tho had a fairly easy job

[molten estuary]

aight i thought i was the only one ragebaiting here

[nimble onyx]

Madueke was their only threat for most of the game

Which is telling

[sweet tree]

should've made the eze and dowman Sub earlier

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/JDNalton/status/1962201839014678804

James Nalton (@JDNalton)

Gary Neville says Szoboszlai's free kick was "Cristiano Ronaldo-like," but it wasn't really as Szoboszlai's actually went in the goal.

X · Aug 31, 2025, 5:12 PM

[sweet tree]

seems like they wanted the draw

[burnt cedar]

Pathetic performance from Arsenal

[smoky fable]

smh

[dim ledge]

So true

[sweet tree]

or atleast arteta wanted a draw

[burnt cedar]

No need to throw on a 15 year old they could have used nwaneri

[sweet tree]

ye that's fair

[burnt cedar]

From the start

[neat radish]

idk why we started with merino rice and zubi

[burnt cedar]

Starting 3 dms was crazy

[spice socket]

probably to defend

and height

lol

[molten estuary]

incase anyone thought Saka isnt the one carrying.... you can tell bro was missing

[burnt cedar]

We’ve already got a solid back 4 you don’t need that much more additional help

[spice socket]

https://tenor.com/view/mikel-arteta-arteta-arsenal-gif-2063467680120175885

[burnt cedar]

Just called the fbi to alert them of a terrorist at Anfield

[dim ledge]

It's what I've been saying all window

Arsenal needed more creativity and that was nowhere today

[molten estuary]

dang

[hasty basin]

Um

[burnt cedar]

We had it on the bench

[hasty basin]

The fuck

https://x.com/asuka998790/status/1962196549993197665?s=46&t=MJZzB_0WoFdV7_sxhGtgmg

Asuka (@Asuka998790)

"I hate that its numerically"

Okay here it is, ranked by how many AO3 yaoi posts feature them.

X · Aug 31, 2025, 4:51 PM

[burnt cedar]

4 attacking midfielders

It’s crazy man

We could have took this game to Liverpool if we at least tried to

[dim ledge]

Which is why I don't get it

Like

[molten estuary]

honestly that was def not the worst arsenal performance

[dim ledge]

Arteta is obsessed with playing for a low score line

[molten estuary]

they looked more dangerous in the first half

[burnt cedar]

We hardly created much going forward

[dim ledge]

Eze was there on bench for what

Legit I clenched when he came on

[nimble onyx]

Was Odegaard even fully fit?

[burnt cedar]

Apart from madueke it wasn’t anyone else

[molten estuary]

nah i really dont see it that way

[burnt cedar]

He might not have been but he looked fine when he came on

[molten estuary]

yk liverpool were trash until like the 70th minute so its still their fault for not leading 3-0 before that

[neat radish]

Liverpool were ok until the offside goal and then they came alive

Started when the kop came alive I think

[burnt cedar]

Liverpool had nothing to worry about defensively

As we did nothing to pressure them

[molten estuary]

and holy moly could Arsenal have gotten a penalty but ig nah

[burnt cedar]

Oh well let’s hope Saliba isn’t out for too long

[nimble onyx]

Who would you have picked for that midfield and forward line

[dim ledge]

Yeah hope he's alright

[burnt cedar]

Saka should be back for city

[dim ledge]

France lost two starting quality CBs today

[molten estuary]

bro 5 injuries in 3 rounds

[dim ledge]

Hopefully Ibou is also alright

[molten estuary]

and its basically the 3 best players in the squad

[burnt cedar]

Id have started eze on the wing and nwaneri over merino

I get the Martinelli one as he’s good vs Liverpool

But he didn’t play that well today

[hasty basin]

Was considering bro for fpl

[burnt cedar]

The Wirtz one looked a bit worse or it might have been cramp

[dim ledge]

Yeah Wirtz was cramp

He's alright

[smoky fable]

Wonder if this accelerates the Guehi move on the status of Konate

[burnt cedar]

At least there’s international break now

[dim ledge]

Oh absolutely

Much better from him in the second half. Almost had a goal

[hasty basin]

Tomorrow TW shuts

[smoky fable]

I thought he scored that which involved the Ekitike offside rebound goal

[solid dagger]

Zhegrova is coming

Thank you Atletico

[dim ledge]

3 games

3 gorgeous game winning goals

[burnt cedar]

Me > Fabrizio Romano

[dim ledge]

💉

[dim ledge]

So true, fuck him

[noble fractal]

liverpool the only prem team to win all 3 matches so far

[dim ledge]

I never liked him but when he milked Jotas death

I hated him

I actually got really fucking mad

[burnt cedar]

He has the ability to say the same thing in so many different ways

Unlike me who just has to tell Johto once Edon is joining

[dim ledge]

👀 🔴 🔜

[hasty basin]

Why do they want that shitter lol

(Nico Gonzalez)

[mental wind]

saw one time there was beef w fab and Southampton or smth lmao

[hasty basin]

He has beef with us (Bournemouth)

It's so easy to tell

Every transfer announcement every little thing

[dim ledge]

Nobody likes him anymore except zoomers who got into the sport because of tiktok and fifa

All he does is take news from other sources

This summer in particular he's been wrong on many occasions

Στα Ελληνικά για σας ;) @noble fractal @wispy stream
https://fxtwitter.com/bower36482/status/1962201469643362453

Oh ffs

It's gone

Pause

There we go

[smoky fable]

always in the agent's pockets

him constantly tweeting about Greenwood and Jonathan David's destinations...

[spice socket]

his reason to it was funny

[wispy stream]

What a bangerrrrr

[spice socket]

tells it all

[spice socket]

Raya's that is

[dim ledge]

Τέλειος

[mental wind]

Holy shit

Fairs Szobo

[nimble onyx]

I remember when Akanji checked him

And he deleted the post

[dim ledge]

Yep

That was one of the worse ones

[solid dagger]

Why did Dusan become good all of a sudden

[solid dagger]

I won't ask any questions, I'll gladly accept 35M for him tho 😁

[frail berry]

How about a gif of it

[hasty basin]

My top scorer shout Jonathan David 🥀

[frail berry]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/GzslrntWUAA8mnm.gif

[dim ledge]

Gorgeous goal man

Legit I've been

Hang on

For years now bro

I've been saying

Put him on fucking set pieces

I know the calibre of player he is

[solid dagger]

I think he scored a couple of bangers with Hungary before

[dim ledge]

He has

And in bundesliga

Like

@burnt cedar
https://fxtwitter.com/lewissteele_/status/1962216493610934305?s=46

Lewis Steele (@LewisSteele_)

William Saliba limps out of Anfield

**💬 2 ❤️ 20 👁️ 360 **

▶ Play video

FxTwitter · Aug 31, 2025, 6:10 PM

He's definitely favouring it

But if they're not making him use a boot or a crutch I can't imagine it's terribly serious

Hopefully just something like a hyperextension

[burnt cedar]

Apparently he rolled his ankle in the warmups

Said he was good to go

I think he’ll be okay

Mosquera settled into the game nicely so it was a good exp for him too

[dim ledge]

Was he grabbing ankle when he went down today?

I forgot

[burnt cedar]

Nah he didn’t

[dim ledge]

Mmm

Looked hammy iirc yeah

[burnt cedar]

I thought it was knee at first

[dawn tapir]

wait a minute jerry paid this guy and not parsons. very petty

[dim ledge]

LOOOOOOL

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/calvinwatkins/status/1962204470772744557?s=46&t=p7cGuHvykKWdHLCLT_54_A

Calvin Watkins (@calvinwatkins)

Tyler Smith and Sam Williams are on the list for new contracts as well. Team has held some talks with Smith’s agent. He’s on the fifth-year option.

X · Aug 31, 2025, 5:22 PM

Oh, now Jerry doesn’t have an issue talking with agents

[smoky fable]

Would have paid Tyler Smith before Bland but it is what it is

They should lock up Smith

Offensive lineman are valuable

[rustic ore]

I think they move Diggs before the deadline

[smoky fable]

Interesting.

[dim ledge]

@smoky fable @frail berry @marsh olive @hollow umbra

[smoky fable]

That’s good to see

Was worried

https://x.com/BarcaSpaces/status/1962218638833844225 @sweet tree

Barça Spaces (@BarcaSpaces)

❓What are your thoughts on the starting lineup?

X · Aug 31, 2025, 6:19 PM

Kounde back

[dim ledge]

Konate slightly concerning but should be good

[smoky fable]

Always worry a bit with these lower leg injuries

Especially concerning soft tissue

Those can linger

[dim ledge]

Yeah and as someone who's watched him for so long

His big red flag is being injury prone

[smoky fable]

Oof

[dim ledge]

Which is a big reason we want Guehi

[smoky fable]

Which makes sense

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/touchlinex/status/1962218584513323345?s=46

The Touchline | 𝐓 (@TouchlineX)

Rayo Vallecano's pitch condition ahead of the match between Rayo and Barcelona. 😳

— @sport

X · Aug 31, 2025, 6:19 PM

That…… is pretty bad

[dim ledge]

Jesus

Hank Hill needs to have a look at that, goodness me

[marsh olive]

honestly I'm not worried about Wirtz, he's not used to the physicality of the prem anyways

but I'll always be a bit worried about Konate

[solid dagger]

Give us the title already

[marsh olive]

hopefully it is just a cramp tho

[solid dagger]

There's an easter egg in that pic

[hasty basin]

Wtf was that

https://gyazo.com/bb2f604700943a1c1b7a7dc25ce8dbd6

[solid dagger]

Gyatzo

[hasty basin]

Respect Gyazo (glitched version)

[smoky fable]

A freaky own goal

[sweet tree]

hit bartra's shin

[sweet tree]

flick dropped cubarsi and araujo lol, hope those 2 play well. it could just also be him testing things early in the season

[dim ledge]

Btw @hasty basin

Kerkez was outstanding

[smoky fable]

That is a trash field

[sweet tree]

I've seen worse

la liga pitches in the 2010s were pretty horrific

[hasty basin]

Yep I was watching

[sweet tree]

but yeah that's not good

[hasty basin]

Big game player 🤔

[smoky fable]

Cubarsi is fine right? I’m not terribly surprised about Araujo.

[sweet tree]

yes, neither of the two were good last game so likely benched for today

cubarsi and iñigo was a good pair, sad to see him go lol

[smoky fable]

I see

[smoky fable]

They just moved Eric Garcia over

[sweet tree]

https://x.com/UTDCJ_/status/1962166661357969798?t=jEdGvi3O5ffFViYZ1vQOUw&s=19

⚡ (@UTDCJ_)

pep guardiola vs amorim next gameweek

X · Aug 31, 2025, 2:52 PM

[fluid moat]

What phase is Arne Slot in

[fluid moat]

I hate Vlahovic because he’ll be garbage but also score goals

He just sucks at everything else

[dim ledge]

Lmfao

Anti Nunez

[solid dagger]

I think having some competition for the starting spot is what he needed

Last season we only had Vlahovic up top, Kolo came in January

[solid dagger]

Too bad he wastes 1/2 good chances before finally scoring

But I have to give him his flowers today he was good

[fluid moat]

I’m just supporting this club in autopilot until we get some serious players

Looked like a Sunday league quality game

[solid dagger]

We basically signed Zhegrova now

Great addition

Too bad Kelly is still a starting cb

[smoky fable]

wow he's still starting

damn

[solid dagger]

And we have no depth on the wings

[fluid moat]

Yeah that’s good I wanted Zhegrova last year

[solid dagger]

I trust Comolli for the winter transfer window

[amber grove]

Anyone below 2nd in the Prem should give up

[honest umbra]

Who’s second rn?

[solid dagger]

Liverpool the only team with 3/3 Ws

[fluid moat]

My favorite UCL winners Chelsea football club

[solid dagger]

dw g I deleted it

[solid dagger]

My current favorite UCL winner is PSG

[neat radish]

no reupload it

[solid dagger]

The former favorite UCL team was City

[solid dagger]

As you wish

United only 2 points away from UCL football 🥶

Wait where tf is city I just noticed they're not in the top 10 LOL

[fluid moat]

Glad to see a relegation battling club like Man UTD finally make it to the mid table

[spice socket]

[hasty basin]

Yeppie

[hasty basin]

https://tenor.com/view/eggman-slap-gif-24023679

[solid dagger]

You a United fan now?

[hasty basin]

They'd have to overtake us to get into Europe.

[solid dagger]

You'll finish top 3 dw

[dim ledge]

https://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/kostas-tsimikas-completes-loan-move-roma

[honest umbra]

End of an era

[smoky fable]

I don't know man. Sellers looked good that first drive. @torn gale

[torn gale]

I will never acknowledge him

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/GamecockFB/status/1962231927064105396

South Carolina Football (@GamecockFB)

LANORRIS SELLERS WITH THE FIRST TOUCHDOWN OF THE 2025 SEASON 😮‍💨

**💬 62 🔁 426 ❤️ 1.3K 👁️ 16.6K **

▶ Play video

FixupX · Aug 31, 2025, 7:12 PM

[hasty basin]

GUEHI

WHAT A GOAL

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/tekkersfoot/status/1962236566509633791

Tekkers Foot (@tekkersfoot)

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 WHAT A BEAUTIFUL GOAL FROM MARC GUEHI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
︀︀
︀︀Aston Villa 0-2 Crystal Palace.

**🔁 6 ❤️ 38 **

▶ Play video

FixupX · Aug 31, 2025, 7:30 PM

that is a crazy goal

[dim ledge]

[hasty basin]

That's a sick celebration as well lol

So smooth

[marsh olive]

Welcome to Liverpool

[hasty basin]

Sarr lmao

Wtf was that

I thought bro was injured

Aston Villa is the only team to not have scored a goal

[marsh olive]

is there still no word on Isak?

this is getting worrying ngl

[amber grove]

Clash in Paris is a horrific show

[dim ledge]

1 day left, games just finishing

I got you as it happens worry not

[sweet tree]

olmo had the 2-0

ffs

shit game but we up

[honest umbra]

bro has looked awful

why is he starting over fermin

[sweet tree]

he looked alright last game

and it's not like fermin looked good first game but he should come in 2nd half

decent pen from lamine

liked pedri the most this half so far

[honest umbra]

he didn’t look alright lol

it’s the teams they play

he’s been prob the worst player this szn so far

[sweet tree]

olmo?

[honest umbra]

Fermin makes so much more space

yea olmo

he looks so sluggish too, never willing to run

bro let a ball run out on his own side for being lazy

never seen flick so animated over a miss either

[sweet tree]

he would've bagged that goal last szn

I'd rather see gavi come in for a bit more control of the game, or as you said fermin. rayo is always tough to play away

wait gavi is out I believe nvm lol

missed again...

[solid dagger]

Inter lost at home vs Udinese

[sweet tree]

Christensen looking solid

bro was unmarked

joan garcia carry job ffs

backline looking sloppy

[crude berry]

Joan garcia is literally saving us

[sweet tree]

yeah

[crude berry]

🥀

[sweet tree]

we should be losing this honestly lol

the guy has been a wall

I'll take a point after that dreadful perfomance

joan motm

[crude berry]

[rustic lichen]

Wow. I can’t believe Nico IamaIeava really transferred from Tennessee to UCLA and uprooted the entire perception of NCAA transfer portal athletes just to overthrow wide receivers on the west coast with most of the country fast asleep while he does it.

College football is hilarious in this regard

[hollow umbra]

🫶

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@hollow umbra @smoky fable @frail berry @marsh olive
https://x.com/david_ornstein/status/1962271801771180078?s=46

David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein)

🚨 Talks ramping up tonight over deal for Alexander Isak to join Liverpool from Newcastle United on #DeadlineDay. #LFC saw £110m bid rejected earlier this summer having previously indicated willingness to pay #NUFC £120m. Now at crunch point @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/aBTJXObNrt

X · Aug 31, 2025, 9:50 PM

[frail berry]

BOMBAAA

Lowkey though I’d much rather we secure guehi before isak

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Check Guehi post match interview

:)

🚨 Liverpool are pushing now to sign both Alexander Isak and Marc Guehi before Monday’s Deadline.

Negotiations proceed waiting for next steps from Newcastle and Crystal Palace on fee/replacements.

Joe Gomez to AC Milan also likely exit if the defender approves the move.

^fab

[amber grove]

https://youtu.be/W0OXRzF4rZs?si=Vrz8NSmeBIZ03a6u

CINEMA

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https://vxtwitter.com/JacobsBen/status/1962275464430682219

Ben Jacobs (@JacobsBen)

🚨 Liverpool have this evening resumed talks for Alexander Isak after #NUFC's owners indicated they are willing to sanction a sale. Final decision made directly by Yasir Al-Rumayyan.

Isak is optimistic on a Deadline Day move.

Liverpool still point to their first £110m offer, and have never intended to pay anywhere close to £150m. This price has never been quoted to them either.

Prior to the first bid, #LFC had indicated they would be prepared to pay around £120m.

Marc Guehi talks also continue. Liverpool won't sanction Joe Gomez's potential switch to Milan unless the Crystal Palace captain arrives.

Guehi has now told Crystal Palace he wants to join Liverpool.

More with @alex_crook on @talkSPORT.✍️

vxTwitter / fixvx · Aug 31, 2025, 10:05 PM

https://x.com/CraigHope_DM/status/1962275432352387312?t=RTQ55eLxgd7Eek6ZOoCkLw&s=19

Craig Hope (@CraigHope_DM)

🗣️ There are no formal club-to-club talks tonight, but conversations in back channels have been going on all week

🕵️‍♂️ Alexander Isak’s agent heavily involved

💰 Liverpool will go for deal @ circa £120m, Newcastle would like £130m…

🤝 All info suggets agreement will be reached

X · Aug 31, 2025, 10:04 PM

[smoky fable]

Tanked his draft stock

[rustic lichen]

I mean yeah but aside from that, I don't think I've ever seen a move go as poorly as this so far and we aren't even 2 weeks into the season

the universal backlash is just insane

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Get a job

[azure seal]

@tulip bone was banned!

[sacred kite]

Done

[versed forge]

https://tenor.com/view/notre-dame-fighting-irish-go-irish-university-of-notre-dame-flag-gif-3144818262236749101

[marsh olive]

let it happen 🙏

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Accept it brother

It's happening

Sorry for so many pings today. Any significant Guehi or Isak updates I'm pinging, please feel free to ask for me not to if it's bothering you
@marsh olive @hollow umbra @smoky fable @frail berry
https://x.com/david_ornstein/status/1962286242936062445?s=46

David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein)

🚨 Negotiations over deal for Alexander Isak to seal Liverpool move now centre on Newcastle United expectation of fee around £130m. Original #NUFC aim was ~£150, #LFC ~£120m & 1st bid came at £110m. Nearing compromise for 25yo to make switch @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/aBTJXObNrt

X · Aug 31, 2025, 10:47 PM

Lads it's fucking happening

To frame this for you monster

This is the CMC deal

[smoky fable]

If you told me that they would land Wirtz and Isak in the same window while getting two fullbacks, I would never believe you

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I never would've believed myself

[smoky fable]

And what a blockbuster that was

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This is a dream

What a Sunday

[noble fractal]

apparently we paid 28 million for a striker from genk...

he better be good or wlse

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https://x.com/craighope_dm/status/1962287550862647556?s=46&t=tTNFORMm0Xd1fVKBenBQwg

Craig Hope (@CraigHope_DM)

🚨 Liverpool set to return with deadline-day offer of around £120m for Alexander Isak

💰Newcastle ready to negotiate striker’s sale at close to £130m, a figure mooted for several weeks

👇 Full story as sources expect agreement to be reached...

https://t.co/Cu6n86gvzU

X · Aug 31, 2025, 10:53 PM

[frail berry]

Can fsg sell another Red Sox player to fund isak

🙏

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if this is a dream I don't wanna wake up

[noble fractal]

didn't the qindow close

[marsh olive]

don't mind the pings at all I'm really hoping this deal works out

just worried they don't reach an agreement

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Brother read the last few updates

It's happening

[noble fractal]

it's september 1st already in nost of europe

or is there a chance of there being more announcements

[marsh olive]

yea ik but until a deal is fully reached im not convinced

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https://x.com/lewissteele_/status/1962289095268302968?s=46&t=tTNFORMm0Xd1fVKBenBQwg

Lewis Steele (@LewisSteele_)

Midnight latest…

🇸🇪 Isak, all parties now expect a deal to be done. ~£120m bid expected.

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Guehi close too.

👋🏻 Exits possible (Gomez/Elliott).

🛌 Rest up for Manic Monday. 19 hours to go folks.

🆕 All the latest, all day from me and colleague @CraigHope_DM

X · Aug 31, 2025, 10:59 PM

DI G DING DIGNFNG

https://x.com/JacobsBen/status/1962292368322805992

Ben Jacobs (@JacobsBen)

EXCLUSIVE: Liverpool have had £125m fixed fee bid for Alexander Isak accepted this evening

X · Aug 31, 2025, 11:12 PM

@frail berry @marsh olive @hollow umbra @smoky fable

GET IN

[marsh olive]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-beverley-patrick-beverley-nba-timberwolves-gif-11752728165167489486

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ITS OVER

ITS DONE

AHHHHHHHHHH