sports

[willow galleon]

I meant cuz I got hit so hard I just couldn't walk

[torn gale]

Ah

[willow galleon]

I'm good at other sports so it's all good

[torn gale]

I really only played football and basketball

Football is religion down here

[willow galleon]

I also don't want to get screamed at for little things

[torn gale]

Football coaches do be intense

https://tenor.com/view/alabama-football-roll-tide-nick-gif-26932435

[willow galleon]

I'll just stick to locking down bums in gym class

[misty parcel]

Every minute Micah parsons doesn’t get up at this god dang podium I feel closer and closer to this trade falling apart and going back to reality

[simple seal]

1967 or 2025, I see no difference lmao

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1961579381681525064

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Micah Parsons announced he will jersey No. 1.

X · Aug 29, 2025, 11:59 PM

[misty parcel]

Unreal

[willow galleon]

Holy shit

It's 28-0

My high school sucks this year

[rustic ore]

1st player to wear #1 for the Packers since Curly Lambeau himself back in the 1920s. Big shoes to fill

[smoky fable]

wow

didn't know that

He'll look good in 1 though

[misty parcel]

It’s been “retired”

[rustic ore]

Number was unofficially retired

[misty parcel]

This is a huge break in tradition for a franchise that is all about tradition

I wouldn’t mind if 1 was officially retired in 10 years..

[rustic ore]

So is trading multi 1s for an All Pro player given their recent history tbf

[misty parcel]

Honestly this is arguably the best thing Gutey has down with any first round picks outside of Love. I don’t miss them

[willow galleon]

At least our band is good

[misty parcel]

It’s true, I can hear you guys from my back yard sometime

[willow galleon]

I have to watch the rest of the game because my parents are looking at cars and I can't drive.

[willow galleon]

They win awards all the time

[rustic ore]

Wait you’re a Packers fan?

[willow galleon]

Make that 35

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/DNVR_Buffs/status/1961589663862562969

DNVR Buffs (@DNVR_Buffs)

What is 43 wearing 😭

X · Aug 30, 2025, 12:39 AM

[willow galleon]

Size Xl shirt

[rustic ore]

Stretch Armstrong fashion collection

[misty parcel]

All day and night

[rustic ore]

Neat, now I think we have at least 5 divisions covered in server with fans representing a team

Now we can add NFCN to NFCS, NFCW, AFCN, and AFCE

[smoky fable]

Macks was a packers fan to according to the Eman pin

for GB

Uncle Ben as ravens fan also updated to that list too

[rustic ore]

I’d need to ask him then cause he never comes in here to talk NFL

[smoky fable]

I think they're still around?

[rustic ore]

He is but he’s an Aussie so I don’t know what his schedule is rn

[misty parcel]

It’s always interesting seeing what teams people from other countries choose since they’re free from the pressure of living in a certain market

[willow galleon]

They call my high school 007

0 passes completed
0 stops on defense
7 runs on 3rd and long

[rustic mountain]

That's what I used to call a coworker of mine

Agent 007

0 skills
0 motivation
7 breaks

[willow galleon]

We are fr 0/3 on pass today

[willow galleon]

[rustic mountain]

A classic

[willow galleon]

Correction it's 1/4

Finally we scored

42-7

[rustic mountain]

I should check when my Huskies play

Colorado state tomorrow

Maybe we can win that

[willow galleon]

56-7

Holy shit

If OSU plays like this tommorow I might quit watching football

[smoky fable]

believe in sayin

and Jeremiah Smith

[willow galleon]

I know

We better kill texas tomorrow

[rustic ore]

@dim kettle https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/46105198/miami-lb-adarius-hayes-faces-3-counts-vehicular-homicide

[dim ledge]

Oh dear

[rustic ore]

Shocked it took this long for charges to drop but dude is cooked

[willow galleon]

How many years?

[rustic ore]

The memorial for the victims is on the road I use to get to work so I see it a lot

He hasn't been convicted, just charged

[willow galleon]

Oh I always forget they are different

[dark wharf]

It’s crazy how many athletes throw away their careers

[willow galleon]

Final score is 63-7. Our qb is so bad

[rustic ore]

From what I can see it's between 5-20 for each count of vehicular homicide and then for the reckless driving resulting in serious injury to the one survivor it's between 1-10 years if a felony or up to 1 year if tried as a misdemeanor

[willow galleon]

So 16-70 years?

[rustic ore]

Seemingly

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/CameronWolfe/status/1961479464824496480

Cameron Wolfe (@CameronWolfe)

Here’s the Fort Lauderdale PD probable cause statement on Dolphins OLB Ryan Crow arrest for domestic battery.

Crow accused of shoving, throwing slaps & looking as if he was going to perform what one witness described as a “takedown” on a victim he lives with described as family.

X · Aug 29, 2025, 5:22 PM

[rustic ore]

Could easily see the DA offer a plea bargain which will piss everyone off

[willow galleon]

He didn't throws his carrer away he threw his life away

[rustic ore]

Celebs are always treated differently than regular Joes and Janes

[willow galleon]

Even if it's 16 years he's a triple felon

[rustic ore]

Stupid asshole was going nearly 80 in a 40

Now a grandma and 2 kids are dead because of it

[willow galleon]

Wtf

[rustic ore]

Not sure what justice looks like in that particular case but I hope they throw the book at him

[willow galleon]

He might get life

70 years is basically a life sentence

[smoky fable]

He didn't learn from Kyren Lacey huh

from wrecklessly driving like this

[willow galleon]

Lacey died?

[rustic ore]

Killed himself after a police pursuit

[smoky fable]

yeah he took his life after a car chase

[willow galleon]

Wtf

[smoky fable]

but he was dealing with negligient homicide court cause before all this

[willow galleon]

I heard about that but not the suicide

[rustic ore]

Pursuit was 2 days after he'd formally been indicted by a grand jury for felony hit and run resulting in death

He crashed into some old lady and killed her

[willow galleon]

I remeber him being really good at LSU

[rustic ore]

These kids have waaaay too many resources available to them to still be making these stupid decisions

[smoky fable]

Those Georgia kids are just crazy too

So many involved with cars

And Kirby does tell them too

[rustic ore]

At a certain point they might just make it a part of their scholarship to have to have a school provided chauffeur handle their driving needs

[willow galleon]

I just got home

[rustic ore]

I've never even heard of Tarleton St before

[willow galleon]

I heared about them beating a d3 school so bad it turned into 5 minute quarters

[amber grove]

DEION 0-1

[rustic lichen]

Tartleton state is the junior college of the junior college of Texas A&M

That’s how bad this loss is

[smoky fable]

Bad clock management by the coaches and qbs tonight

Not great in Colorado

[rustic lichen]

Thing I’m worried the most about from today’s games is that Auburn actually looks not bad this year

And Auburn being not bad means the SEC is about to get shaken up

[smoky fable]

Are you sure? They just seemed like they out athleted Baylor more to be honest to establish their lead

[rustic lichen]

It’s a tactic they might be able to sustain at least for a few conference games. And I more mean in comparison to what they were last year. I doubt they’ll be bottom 3 this season in the SEC.

[smoky fable]

Jackson Arnold did start running more and got the td. That passing attack was abysmal, which is a waste of Cam Coleman’s talent. That nfl draft prospect Faulk also had a crucial sack in the late 4th.

Had some nice moments Faulk

Trigg from Baylor their tight end showed up to

Just couldn’t catch that td on 4th and 1

[smoky fable]

Probably not. They’ll improve.

[rustic lichen]

For the sake of their fanbase because they deserve it, I hope Mississippi State has a decent season.

Kentucky, Mississippi State, and Vandy have had it rough lately in the SEC

[smoky fable]

Did miss state improve?

Not sure

I remember their game last year against the Sun devils

[rustic lichen]

Not that I’ve seen thus far but they’ve been at the bottom of the barrel in the SEC for so long now that I hope they have some progress

[smoky fable]

They did not look that great

[dim ledge]

Know who won't improve?

[smoky fable]

Man U?

[dim ledge]

So proud

[smoky fable]

There are young kids that won’t ever believe that Man U was once a power under Ferguson

[dim ledge]

Incidentally I only had one student who was a united fan

And he was from there

Three pool fans

Mostly had City, Madrid, Barca, Chels

One West Ham fan somehow

And I wanna say a couple arsenal fans

[smoky fable]

Makes sense

[amber grove]

FIRST TRUE SATURDAY OF THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL SEASON LFG

https://tenor.com/view/georgia-bulldogs-bulldogs-go-dawgs-dawgs-georgia-football-gif-24452654

[torn gale]

It’s good to be alive

Football is truly back

[hasty basin]

https://tenor.com/view/heiitse-cfc-chelsea-fc-ngolo-kante-matchday-gif-23854211

[amber grove]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1961684813347189123?t=xvPU1Wgg6LqfPfO0zsTjaQ&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨🔴⚪️ EXCL: Nicolas Jackson to Bayern, here we go! Deal agreed with Chelsea on initial loan move.

€15m loan fee for one season plus buy option clause not mandatory for €80m package and sell-on clause.

Jackson, set to fly to Bavaria with his agent Ali Barat from Epic Sports.

X · Aug 30, 2025, 6:58 AM

https://tenor.com/view/leo-dicaprio-djngo-gif-18718603

HOW 😂

[smoky fable]

Will be here for OSU Texas in 8 hours 16 minutes

[noble fractal]

yanited today

lets see how they'll do against the mighty burnley

[solid dagger]

80M package

Nuke this planet

[solid dagger]

United vs Burnley always reminds me of Goldbridge playing his United career mode

[amber grove]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1961704694008746124?t=GJp-1dUoQz_cdgu5pSQYZQ&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨 Kobbie Mainoo asked again to Manchester United about chance to go on loan in the final 48h of the summer window.

Kobbie insists despite Amorim’s words in press conference and Man United clear reply.

#MUFC insist on no chance for exit and plan to keep Mainoo.

X · Aug 30, 2025, 8:17 AM

[hasty basin]

God doesn't want me to get points in fpl so why should I

Had a dream I had Garnacho in my fpl and he got a massive haul

Everyone is against me 😔

[noble fractal]

the transfer window is closing were is our new striker yet

🧍‍♂️

[thorn hornet]

Clone Demirovic

Two negatives make a positive

[rapid yoke]

isak to liverpool

[marsh olive]

waiting for this Isak bid icl

[thorn hornet]

Delap injured

[hasty basin]

Thats prob

A foul

Was a beautiful goal though

[burnt cedar]

I thought this was the other Josh king

[hasty basin]

Don't remind me man

[burnt cedar]

Where is he meant to put his foot

[hasty basin]

Nowhere

Just dont do that

Lol

[burnt cedar]

Think it’s harsh tbh

“Careless challenge” bros doing a roulette

[hasty basin]

Do that everytime and maybe once you injure someone

Lol

Roulette yes

But he's going on the inside

[burnt cedar]

Just looks worse cause it’s slow motion

[hasty basin]

If that was a roulette issue it'd happen a lot more

[burnt cedar]

If there gonna give that a foul then every little bit of contact will have to be a foul

[hasty basin]

That's a step on him what's Chalobah meant to do then

Oh mate you got stepped on carry on your fault

[burnt cedar]

It’s not a careless challenge tho

That’s what they’ve given it for

It’s a natural position in a 50/50

[hasty basin]

You can debate that it was not a careless challenge

And it shouldn't have been given for that

Idrc

About that part

Off to the Georgia game nwo

[burnt cedar]

If anything Chalobah is the one rushing in recklessly

[thorn hornet]

Forgot about PL today

[burnt cedar]

Keep forgetting Chelsea and Fulham are local rivals

Might be the most pointless rivalry

[willow galleon]

I am so nervous for today

[robust grotto]

https://x.com/plettigoal/status/1961763832881180771?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Florian Plettenberg (@Plettigoal)

🚨⚒️ Understand West Ham have entered the race for Fábio #Vieira!

Departure before Deadline Day is still planned. VfB Stuttgart also admire the versatile Portuguese midfielder from Arsenal, but he’s currently too expensive.

Another top Bundesliga club playing in the Champions

X · Aug 30, 2025, 12:12 PM

[burnt cedar]

Hed be a good signing for you

Think you’d have to move away from 3atb tho

[thorn hornet]

AHAHAHA GOOD LUCK

Lunik I'm sorry but he is not the guy you go for

Even Porto fans don't like him anymore

[robust grotto]

Probably means they’re going to move Paqueta to Villa

[thorn hornet]

But I will be pleased

[robust grotto]

😞

This blows

[thorn hornet]

Sent you an Umbreon@robust grotto

Cheer you up

Put Pedro in starting fpl lineup,,cost me 15 points last week not making that same mistake again

Dude why the fuck is Hincapie on the bench

Ten Hag you will pay

[robust grotto]

I’ll work on that now

https://x.com/westham_central/status/1961762400526327843?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Central (@WestHam_Central)

Andy Irving looks set to complete a £4m move to Wrexham.

@ExWHUEmployee

X · Aug 30, 2025, 12:06 PM

[hasty basin]

How the fuck are we winning

We were down by 10 my power turned off and we're winning

[willow galleon]

In what sport?

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/gregauman/status/1961769620668379616?t=3FYHo_PjrWWO-sJ_Y8_bMQ&s=19 @hollow wind @willow galleon

Greg Auman (@gregauman)

So @nfl_jersey_num is an authority on these things and is reporting some big changes for Bucs:

Emeka Egbuka from 9 to 2
Tez Johnson from 83 to 15
Teddy Bridgewater from 16 to 10
Josh Williams from 37 to 18
Riley Dixon from 92 to 9
(presumably McMillan from 15 to 11)

X · Aug 30, 2025, 12:35 PM

E2 back in business

[hasty basin]

Basketball

Eurobasket

[willow galleon]

I thought yiu were attacking about soccer and I was very confused on how that happens

[willow galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/jeff-the-land-shark-jeff-marvel-rivals-absolute-cinema-gif-13695558822116321078

[hasty basin]

That would be pretty nuts tbf 😭

[willow galleon]

If tou a blew a to goal lead the whoke team needs cut

Do you guys watch Big noon or Gameday?

First osu play is gonna be a run up the middle I'm calling it

[hasty basin]

https://fixupx.com/thechelseatalk/status/1961689620770689434?s=46&t=MJZzB_0WoFdV7_sxhGtgmg

Yoghurt (@TheChelseaTalk)

Delap is getting injured in about 6 hours

Quoting Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)
︀
🚨🔴⚪️ EXCL: Nicolas Jackson to Bayern, here we go! Deal agreed with Chelsea on initial loan move.
︀︀
︀︀€15m loan fee for one season plus buy option clause not mandatory for €80m package and sell-on clause.
︀︀
︀︀Jackson, set to fly to Bavaria with his agent Ali Barat from Epic Sports.

**💬 4.0K 🔁 5.1K ❤️ 50.8K 👁️ 3.26M **

FixupX · Aug 30, 2025, 7:17 AM

Alright Italy won 🥀

HOJLUND TO NAPOLI?

[noble fractal]

undav out bc some fuckass defender stepped on him badly cool

[noble fractal]

another offense player hurt

🥲

[hasty basin]

Ok so our captain just crashed out

LOL

https://gyazo.com/f9f599ebf8d1ada4fd82e4783a661c34

You can hear him say "fuck you, fuck you, fuck you"

To all 3 refs 😭

[willow galleon]

Why did he crash out?

[hasty basin]

GOIALLLLLLLLLLL

EVANILSON

[hasty basin]

It was a little frustrating

The refereeing I don't think it was justifiably bad

But he himself had an awful game so probably his nerves weren't doing too well

[willow galleon]

I've wanted to curse out refs before when I was in basketball

[noble fractal]

almost halftime and its still 0-0

[willow galleon]

Is big noon's mic quality horrible for anyone else?

[robust grotto]

Brentford’s brown kit is actually decent @dim ledge I can see you wearing it - if you liked them

[robust grotto]

Lfgggg

Beat those fraud spuds

[hasty basin]

We are all over them so far

This is what I love man

Give them that possession

[thorn hornet]

Spursyyy

Spursyyy

[hasty basin]

Bro Brooks almost scored

An unreal goal

Damn it Vicario

[robust grotto]

I’m shitting myself for Forest tmw.
Telling you know, 4-1 loss

[hasty basin]

5 shost 1 on target

[willow galleon]

2185.65 hours till THE GAME

[hasty basin]

Wait how 1

[robust grotto]

Your boy just scored @hasty basin

Igor Thiago

[hasty basin]

I transfered him out

[robust grotto]

Off maybe ..

[hasty basin]

I have Dango

[robust grotto]

OH

it was Dango sorry

[hasty basin]

AYYY

DANGO

[robust grotto]

Wait…

[hasty basin]

That's more of my boy than Igor Thiago 😹

[robust grotto]

Off maybe

Yes off

[hasty basin]

:(

[robust grotto]

Maybe I should switch to EVE WOL that’s 1-1

[mental wind]

CMON BOURNEMOUTH

[hasty basin]

You're very welcome to watch us

[mental wind]

(i have vdv)

[robust grotto]

CHERRIES

[hasty basin]

We are cooking Spoors right now

[mental wind]

Good

[robust grotto]

Doing it

[hasty basin]

Loool dumbass who would get Spurs players

But team winning> FPL

[robust grotto]

You have Wood or Murillo tmw?

[hasty basin]

HILL RB

That's even better

[mental wind]

Nope

[mental wind]

ur beyond cooked

[hasty basin]

Wildcarded into that btw but I'm targetting future games

I didnt wanna start De Cuyper

Truffert or De Cuyper I'll start

In normal cases

[honest latch]

ITS GAME DAYYYYYYY

https://tenor.com/view/ohio-state-buckeyes-brutus-go-bucks-mascot-mascots-gif-3937481881779248383

[robust grotto]

Worth looking into tbh

We’re going to get cooked tmw

[smoky fable]

Good luck man. Columbus is buzzing

[torn gale]

https://tenor.com/view/siblings-day-running-happy-easter-gif-16851455

[robust grotto]

What time is the game?

[torn gale]

12

[robust grotto]

Ty

[smoky fable]

Yeah he’s right

[torn gale]

Texas didn’t want to move this game to night smh

I understand from a logistical perspective but man that would have been cool

[thorn hornet]

https://fixupx.com/b4yernhost/status/1961695514899910780?t=eQoDa-KPz538OsNfK8Y_Nw&s=19

host (@b4yernhost)

Just clocked we paid 20m+ for a season long loan and Jackson will miss all games from December to February bc of AFCON 😭😭😭😭😭😭

**💬 13 🔁 33 ❤️ 1.5K 👁️ 39.1K **

FixupX · Aug 30, 2025, 7:40 AM

What a scam

[robust grotto]

@hasty basin Kudus stinks lol

[sacred agate]

https://tenor.com/view/cocksrule-tennesseerocks-gif-18594554

[willow galleon]

I wonder if the traffic in Columbus is as bad as in Atlanta

[torn gale]

https://tenor.com/view/dabo-swinney-tigers-dancing-dance-funny-gif-15697518

[torn gale]

Most likely not

Atlanta is notorious for a reason

It is actually horrific

[thorn hornet]

You're praying to the wrong God

[sacred agate]

GSP don’t play around either

[willow galleon]

It's one of two major Us cities I dont want to vist

[torn gale]

Gsp are the avengers man

[sacred agate]

They’d rather end your life then let you drive off

[torn gale]

It’s a cool city once you actually get into it

[robust grotto]

Bruh?? That Semenyo throw was wild

Mfer threw that like 20 yards

[sacred agate]

Glad I decided to not go to Mercedes Benz for the game today

[torn gale]

Tennesee is playing at the Benz today?

[sacred agate]

Yessirrr

[torn gale]

Zamn didn’t know that

[hasty basin]

Yes

He keeps doing those lol

[robust grotto]

That was sick tbh

[torn gale]

I love the Benz. Amazing stadium

[hasty basin]

His long throws in FM are gonna be high

[torn gale]

One of the best in the whole country

[sacred agate]

I’ve got to go to a couple games there its something special for sure

[torn gale]

I’m lowkey mad at Tennesee

[hasty basin]

Alright Semenyo chill

[torn gale]

But at this point it’s not even the other teams problem

It’s an us problem

What is Brian Kelly doing man

We lost Bryce underwood and Tristen keys

We lost Moore last year too

[sacred agate]

Didn’t Bryce get some absurd amount of nil money

[torn gale]

At least Bryce was unwinnable once they dug into that rich Michigan money and called upon tom Brady

Yeah

[willow galleon]

4 years 20 mil

[sacred agate]

Good god

[hasty basin]

WWHY

CHASE AFTER IT

[torn gale]

I knew we were cooked when I saw that keys video of his visit to Tennessee

He was having a lil too much fun for an lsu commit

[robust grotto]

https://x.com/kay7coys/status/1961799921637441943?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Realistic COYS (@KAY7COYS)

This is the Kudus West Ham warned us about.

Shit

X · Aug 30, 2025, 2:35 PM

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BUM

[hasty basin]

PLEASE DONT BE INJURED

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/homer-lol-the-simpsons-marge-lisa-gif-8714260

[sacred agate]

I’ll be cheering for yall today

I hate Clemson with a burning passion

[torn gale]

Why 😭

[willow galleon]

My dad refers to them as "Orange Michigan"

[sacred agate]

They act like they’re the shit but they beat up everybody in that bum ass conference

And get free wins every year

[sacred agate]

Valid

[torn gale]

Acc is kinda cheeks but at least Clemson didn’t fold against the other conferences during their prime. We’re no Miami or fsu

[willow galleon]

I'd rather be ass then be penn state

[torn gale]

What you’re describing also applies to those shitty gamecocks except they don’t beat up on anyone

So they’re constantly just chatting shit cus it’s in their dna

[willow galleon]

7-5 team

[torn gale]

The constant edging is pretty bad yeah

It gets to a point

Will Franklin ever get over the hump

And some really inexplicable losses to osu too

[willow galleon]

I laughed so hard I hurt my chest

[torn gale]

One thing I can always count on is Penn state losing to Ohio state

It’s really annoying too

[willow galleon]

1 offensive touchdown against osu with allar

[sacred agate]

Pains me to have to cheer for a gamecock grad

https://tenor.com/view/spencer-rattler-new-orleans-saints-new-orleans-saints-rattler-gif-15944149547496605014

[torn gale]

It pains everyone who isn’t an sc fan or alumni

[fleet orbit]

Longhorns Buckeyes , let’s get it

[torn gale]

Josh Allen got everyone thinking these huge 6’5 inaccurate qbs can be fixed

[willow galleon]

Y'all really hate eachother in the south

[torn gale]

Yes

The south is football

[hasty basin]

This is crazy bro @robust grotto

😭

[fleet orbit]

the colts saw anthony richardson and got ideas

[sacred agate]

Fuck Florida

[robust grotto]

I’m jealous of how direct you are

[torn gale]

I will still never not be shocked by that pick

He was ass at Florida

[hasty basin]

The counters are so sexy

[torn gale]

He was just an athletic freak

[hasty basin]

It's been like thsi with Iraola

[willow galleon]

Josh allen was just a rich man's Jameis Winston before last year

[torn gale]

And then they didn’t even commit to trying to develop him

[robust grotto]

You would hate being a WH fan

[hasty basin]

Yeah I hated when we had

Gary O'Neil

I didn't even want to watch lol

[torn gale]

Can second this to the day I die

[fleet orbit]

some guys just don’t have the type of brain to process an nfl playbook

[robust grotto]

O’Neil ball sucked

[willow galleon]

The only team I truly despise is Michigan

[fleet orbit]

richardson is basically mitch trubisky

[torn gale]

Texas 8&4 can go to hell too

[robust grotto]

Also hope I don’t get banned lol

I said a bad word

[fleet orbit]

don’t say fucking bad words

[robust grotto]

Have mercy on me, mods

[willow galleon]

I hate them so much I am never visiting that bitch ass state

[smoky fable]

Just don’t mention Sheldon and you’re all good

[willow galleon]

For real. People need to watch thier fucking language

[fleet orbit]

stop fucking cussing asshole

[hasty basin]

As long as it's not Shel-

[hasty basin]

Damn it

[smoky fable]

Got to be quick

[fleet orbit]

hey that was 2 seasons ago he’s a changed person

[willow galleon]

Who is he?

[sacred agate]

https://tenor.com/view/denzel-training-day-gif-16743259178450786472

[thorn hornet]

Cunha popped his hammy

[hasty basin]

Can Mboomo score pls

[torn gale]

I loathe Texas 8&4, Florida, Auburn, and the gamecocks. Second tier is like Alabama, ole miss, Arkansas
Georgia is in a weird middle place for me because I haven’t ever truly hated the college or even the team but I grew up with Georgia fans so I rooted against them out of spite
Everyone else im neutral with

[smoky fable]

The young Sheldon show and Big Bang character

[willow galleon]

Oh

[torn gale]

I love the Michigan Ohio state rivalry because it’s so stupidly petty all the time

[willow galleon]

I belive we should make Michigan it's own country and nuke it

[torn gale]

Do the same to Texas and Florida and Columbus

Columbus isn’t a state but it sucks

Columbus South Carolina

[willow galleon]

I want to go to college there so nah

[willow galleon]

Oh okay

[sacred agate]

I’m down w nuking Gainesville

Haven’t won there in fucking 22 years

[torn gale]

Yeah they can go too

[willow galleon]

"Flordia man stops nuke with one finger"

[sacred agate]

Man I’m so ready

[willow galleon]

Miss st getting cooked today

[torn gale]

When are they not getting cooked

[willow galleon]

The off-season

[rustic ore]

“Florida man eats the nuke and asks for seconds”*

[torn gale]

They’re probably getting cooked there too

[sacred agate]

That’s where the cooking starts

Oh that reminds me fuck Ole Miss too

[torn gale]

Indeed

They’re like sc but worse because they’re based in Mississippi

[willow galleon]

I've said it twice and I'll say it again the Penn state of the sec

[torn gale]

And lane kiffin is annoying

[torn gale]

That’s disrespectful to Penn state

[willow galleon]

16-0 in hypothetical matchups

[sacred agate]

Lane kiffin is a tool

[torn gale]

Penn state at least is a consistent 10 win team and is at least competitive at the top of their conference and consistent bowl winners

Ole piss ain’t shit

[willow galleon]

In recent years they have both been right there but to far

[sacred agate]

Him and dabo probably get along real nice

[willow galleon]

The kid made the kick on gameday

[sacred agate]

I forgot how much money do they give them for the kicks

[willow galleon]

He got $250,000

[sacred agate]

Oh wow

[willow galleon]

After taxes he can pay for one semester of college

[sacred agate]

Arch shoulda went to the Vols like his uncle

[robust grotto]

Weird way to spell Ole Miss but okay

[hasty basin]

NAHH

[torn gale]

Weird way to say lsu smh

[willow galleon]

Weird way to say OSU

[torn gale]

We deserve it after Michigan cheated to steal Bryce from us

[willow galleon]

They cheat on everything

If Michigan was a man he would cheat on his wife

[torn gale]

I love Connor stallions. We were missing wild and wacky characters in recent years

He makes college football great

[willow galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/ragebait-i-will-not-interact-gif-9380134741995340701

Ohio state starters for today

[hasty basin]

HOW DID WE

NOT SCORE

@robust grotto BRO ARE YOU WATCHING

[willow galleon]

I expect Sanchez to get a lot of plays

[robust grotto]

If you don’t score soon you will lose

This is crazy

[hasty basin]

Bro

We had

SO MANY SHOTS

[dim ledge]

The two goals in Uniteds favour this season

Have both been own goals by the opposition team

[hasty basin]

VICARIO STOP SAVING

This guy wants to be prime Neuer now

[noble fractal]

GOAL???

lmao

[sacred agate]

Love the nick saban and pat mcaffe dynamic on game day

Two polar opposite individuals

[hexed galleon]

my team is so ass bruh

[noble fractal]

at least u sre leading for now be grateful

[hexed galleon]

how did amad miss that in the first half bro

[hasty basin]

What is Grealish doing bro

Who let mf free

FOSTERRR YESSS

[thorn hornet]

Wow Jackson stays

Bayern got saved from themselves

Thank Delap

[sweet tree]

burnley

[thorn hornet]

Haramorim

[hasty basin]

LAUGH NOW.

[hexed galleon]

Fair enough lad

oh

that was fast

lol

[robust grotto]

Poor Cullen 🙁

[hasty basin]

BURNLEY

[neat radish]

Offside

[thorn hornet]

Grimsby>Burnley

[neat radish]

Maybe not

[thorn hornet]

You WILL laugh

[willow galleon]

Julian "Super" Sayin is gonna light up Texas today

[hasty basin]

Who scored it

[dim ledge]

I'm sorry bruh this PL app is so fucking cringe

Why did they have to change it from last year

It was perfectly fine

[robust grotto]

@hasty basin Kudus is such a moody player. Guy gets lost so so easily. I get we were ass last season but this is the player I saw and know well

It’s funny

[thorn hornet]

Logged in like a 30 minute minutes ago and it logged me out now

[hasty basin]

I still got him in fpl

[thorn hornet]

Same

[hasty basin]

OMG NO

[robust grotto]

Everything has to go right for him

[hasty basin]

SO CLOSE

[thorn hornet]

You would think Croco is a Burnley fan from these reactions

[hasty basin]

Nah bro we've had like 50 chances

I just know Spurs will score

Bro LOOK AT THIS

[sweet tree]

bayern really paid a 15m loan fee for jackson

what the hell

[hexed galleon]

This game looks like a manchester derby if I didn't know better 😭

[robust grotto]

Yeah you need to score.

[hexed galleon]

Why is this game so close

[sweet tree]

or not?

what the

https://x.com/TouchlineX/status/1961812825363361985?t=c-3o2Xm7WEcEHx9zetG8kQ&s=19

The Touchline | 𝐓 (@TouchlineX)

📸 - Nicolas Jackson in Munich RIGHT NOW, it looks like nobody told him yet that he has to report back to London.

X · Aug 30, 2025, 3:26 PM

lol

[hasty basin]

?

[sweet tree]

what a weird saga

[robust grotto]

Mo Stinky has been pure ass this game

[noble fractal]

ten hag ball at work

[hasty basin]

I was like

[noble fractal]

god we were so ass

[hasty basin]

Oh look he's not actually doing that bad

[noble fractal]

we won but it was pure luck

we need a new striker

ASAP

demirovic had zero shots

[thorn hornet]

Ahahaha

[neat radish]

Jaidon Anthony

[thorn hornet]

Ziyech vibes

[neat radish]

Or is it jaiden?

[hexed galleon]

what is going ON

[hasty basin]

Why did we let Jaidon Anthony go bro

[thorn hornet]

Don

[hasty basin]

He's cooking

[thorn hornet]

I really hate that name

Dzeko saved Fiorentina yesterday

[hasty basin]

Fr I saw that lol

Well saved as in 🥀

[thorn hornet]

40 mil for Fermin?

No way they accept that

Also dry loan for Bueno note is so fucking stupid

They don't need him, he's Brightons 3rd choice CAM

[hasty basin]

We're farming corners

[thorn hornet]

Loserkusen deserved lowkey, just let Hincapie go

[thorn hornet]

My wet dream

[hasty basin]

VICARIO STOP BRO

I hate this guyh

Guy

[thorn hornet]

THEY DIDN'T EVEN USE HIMM

He needs to do his medical

When is the deadline again?

[sweet tree]

https://x.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1961814079397310742?t=Q95m2fh7LankV-WBuEJx_Q&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

❕ Chelsea attempted to reverse their decision after Delap's injury and keep Nicolas Jackson, but the player's camp refused! The striker is in Munich to undergo his medical before signing for Bayern [@taggatsn]

X · Aug 30, 2025, 3:31 PM

😭

[noble fractal]

lol

[thorn hornet]

What the fuck is going om

Zolu hijack this deal

[noble fractal]

we should buy schick from leverkursen with the newcastle money

but our manager is a fucking idiot and cheapstake

[thorn hornet]

Just buy Ducksh

[thorn hornet]

Pull Uth out of retirement

[hasty basin]

No way Italy fuck me twice in 1 day

[sweet tree]

Burnley tied it

it's 2-2

[thorn hornet]

Dude we dying tonight@hasty basin

[sweet tree]

I'm late

[hasty basin]

PHEW

[thorn hornet]

How good is Spain

[neat radish]

Man U pen?

[thorn hornet]

https://fixupx.com/tooARoy/status/1961802691853639681?t=c7WLrOOgJ60TrV3tqUMR3g&s=19

﹒ (@tooARoy)

Bring me your favourite winger 😈

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FixupX · Aug 30, 2025, 2:46 PM

[noble fractal]

spurs doing spurs things

[thorn hornet]

Spence pisses me the fuck off

[hasty basin]

Oh no it s tarted

They're cooking now

[noble fractal]

sunderland equalized

[thorn hornet]

FARKED

[noble fractal]

ig they are gonna stay around for another season

[thorn hornet]

Igor Thiago I was not familiar

[hasty basin]

https://tenor.com/view/minon-gif-9887453683667785394

I transfered him out with wildcard

Cos all of you bullied me into it

Thanks

[torn gale]

TWENTY MINUTES

[robust grotto]

Wolves are going down, going down.. Wolves are going down la la la la la la la la la

[noble fractal]

did dexter become the new breaking bad

[sacred agate]

Pacing back and forth waiting

[noble fractal]

its like everywhere I go its full of dexter memes

[hollow wind]

I’m so nervous

[willow galleon]

Osu doesn't start till 12:15

[noble fractal]

what team are u a fan of

[dim ledge]

College football

[willow galleon]

Julian "Super" Sayin has this in the bag

[sacred agate]

Saturdays are fr back now baby

[hollow wind]

OSU

[dim ledge]

Evan is my son and as such is a Liverpool fan

[forest bison]

My team got an easy opponent this week so I'm chilling

Michigan btw

[hollow wind]

Ain’t no way they’re showing Dave Portnoy rn

[willow galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-yuji-gif-23775535

[hollow wind]

Fuck off

[dim ledge]

GROSS

God I hate that fucking guy

The entire ethos of barstool sports is jock douchebags who shrink-wrapped their high school personas to preserve that for the rest of their lives

[hasty basin]

Please vro

[dim ledge]

I'd love it if Portnoy was the subject of a terrorist attack

[hasty basin]

I hate Barstool sports so much

[sacred agate]

Needs to shave that nasty ass beard too

[hasty basin]

They fucking SLAMMED US when we sacked Gary O'Neil

[willow galleon]

Holy shit

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/StoolFootball/status/1670760897361457154

Barstool Football (@StoolFootball)

Bournemouth have SACKED manager Gary O’Neil.

That is a DISGUSTING decision! 🤯🍒

X · Jun 19, 2023, 11:50 AM

[dim ledge]

They know literally fuck all as a generality but especially about football

[hasty basin]

All they do is ragebait I swear

[willow galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-stare-at-paper-gif-5257839294650729742

[dim ledge]

The only reason they ever comment on it is because douchebag white boys started getting into it and they need to appease the masses

They don't actually give a shit or care

[dim ledge]

I meant that shit

Retweet

[sacred agate]

The boys knows what’s up

[dim ledge]

Pin

Screenshot

[willow galleon]

I'll write him a letter

[sacred agate]

Thought kirk was gonna try and be different

[dim ledge]

You're assuming he has the capacity to read

[willow galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-gun-jojos-josuke-meme-gif-18019715

[hasty basin]

7 minutes added

Yeah we're losing lol

[sweet tree]

nah

another draw and amorim would still have less points than games managed

[robust grotto]

Sunderland and Brentford ahhhhahahahah

Good results for me today

[willow galleon]

Des picked Texas shocker

[hasty basin]

BRO JUST ONE PASS

OH MY GOD WHAT A TACKLE

[hasty basin]

.

[willow galleon]

No way the band did the horns down

[robust grotto]

It’s true!

If we can beat forest tmw that would give me big hope

[hasty basin]

Sunderland scored dude

Lol

YESSSS

FULLTIEM

[robust grotto]

That’s okay bc Brentford are relegation fodder I promise

[robust grotto]

YESSSS

[neat radish]

Pen?

[hasty basin]

WE ARE GOING TO EUROPE LADS

[crude berry]

Damn yanited

[dim ledge]

Lmao united got a pen?

[smoky fable]

it's time

[willow galleon]

W Coros!!!!!

[smoky fable]

actually not yet

[hasty basin]

Bruno gol

[sweet tree]

rip

[neat radish]

Bruno scored

[hollow wind]

LEE CORSO MY GOAT

[sacred agate]

Lee’s last ride

[mental wind]

let united have their false hope

[smoky fable]

Enjoy retirement Lee

[sacred agate]

Wish Kirk would retire too

[hasty basin]

Goal kick

Damn

[hexed galleon]

you know what the thing I've learned watching united the past like four years or so

These mfs make every match feel like a cup final

😭

Haven't seen a crowd so happy in a while

[robust grotto]

BURNLEY LOST AHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHA

WHAT A DAY FOR YOUR BOY

https://tenor.com/view/ekoi-ekoi-dancekid-dancekid-gif-10799637110820905144

[ripe yacht]

Hes really at peace with whatever happens lmao, sacked not sacked, he doesnt give a shit

[robust grotto]

@dim ledge malaka ❤️❤️❤️😍

[dim ledge]

Official @hollow umbra @smoky fable @frail berry @marsh olive

Cc @hasty basin your boy

[robust grotto]

That rules

[dim ledge]

Outstanding player

[robust grotto]

God I’m fucking buzzing right now. Great weekend. Need Leeds to lose now

[robust grotto]

He’s so good for both club and country too

[hasty basin]

I feel bad for Amorim 😭

Bro wants to leave already

FT

[crude berry]

Damn, pen saved them

[thorn hornet]

Sunderland balling

Brentford in trouble

[hasty basin]

If anything

Aston Villa in trouble bro

[dim ledge]

https://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/cody-gakpo-signs-new-liverpool-fc-contract

One of the most underrated players

Dude does so much

[hasty basin]

6 points on the bench 😔

[robust grotto]

My prediction man. They’re going to fumble

[willow galleon]

Final score prediction is 31-28 OSU

[robust grotto]

GOD, I BEG THIS TO BE TRUE

[hollow umbra]

Good shit now Ibou contract or he can fuck off

[hasty basin]

They drew with a stinky newcastle

[robust grotto]

west ham on the up, on the up.. west ham on the uuuppppp lalalalalala

[hasty basin]

Got dominated completely

And then lost to Brentford

[robust grotto]

Good

Fuck Villa

Useless PL team

Yo yo club

Haven’t felt this good in a long time 🥰

[smoky fable]

here we go

[willow galleon]

Uhm

[smoky fable]

throw was off first play by arch there

[thorn hornet]

Arsenal's big flex is that Spandau Ballet members are all Arsenal fans

[smoky fable]

oh they're going for it

they got it

[willow galleon]

I'm done to 90 we good

[sacred agate]

[smoky fable]

going for it again

[noble fractal]

yanited wins by pen on 90+7

[smoky fable]

stuffed

[noble fractal]

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/GwennLivin20520/status/1961820108868759903

🇩🇪 Follow @CenterOfGoals 🇩🇪 (@GwennLivin20520)

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FixupX · Aug 30, 2025, 3:55 PM

[noble fractal]

sunderland might actually make the top 10 at this rate

[willow galleon]

Texas = 0-12

[smoky fable]

Yeah this was kind of dumb

[smoky fable]

They stuffed that run

It had no chance on 4th and2

[willow galleon]

I don't care what kind of plays they run as long as we win I dont care

[marsh olive]

when tf are Liverpool gonna make a bid

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/David_Ornstein/status/1961827167815319806

David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein)

🚨 EXCL: Liverpool submit official bid to sign Marc Guehi from Crystal Palace. Proposal worth £35m flat, no add-ons. #CPFC yet to respond as work continues on reinforcements. 25yo England centre-back open to #LFC move if clubs find agreement @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/gR4nVn8eR8

X · Aug 30, 2025, 4:23 PM

There's one.

@dim ledge

[robust grotto]

Yikes lol

Hey… no complaints from me. Listen I get it, I should no be results watching in week 3 but that’s where I am

Give me a leeds loss now.

[dim ledge]

BOMBA

[smoky fable]

Stuffed

[noble fractal]

does liverpool have some sort of infinite money glitch wtf

[marsh olive]

would be a class transfer, arguably needed more so than Isak

[smoky fable]

oof

[smoky fable]

that's a bad drop

turnover on downs

oof

got to catch that

[dim ledge]

If we sold nobody

[hollow wind]

Goddamn it

[dim ledge]

We could have spent £400m this summer and been fine per financial rules

[smoky fable]

that was a nice throw by Sayin too. Hurts to see a drop by the tight end.

[willow galleon]

That was a dot

[robust grotto]

Which CB out Balkan?

Konate?

[hollow wind]

Yea literally just a bad drop

[dim ledge]

Either nobody or Konate yeah

[noble fractal]

they shouldn't sack him ywt I want him to generate some more memes first

[robust grotto]

Got it

[marsh olive]

shame we didn't get the Guehi transfer before the Arsenal game

[willow galleon]

-10 catch on cfb26

[hollow wind]

Jeremiah was open

Bruh

[smoky fable]

very nervy game. Both offenses playing it safe

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/BleacherReport/status/1961829200593035617

Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport)

Julian Sayin's first pass on 4th & 1 is DROPPED 😬
︀︀
︀︀Ohio State and Texas trading possessions early
︀︀
︀︀(via @CFBONFOX)

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FixupX · Aug 30, 2025, 4:31 PM

yeah saw it

Arch pulled back. Wanted to take a shot but checked down

[hollow wind]

Sheesh Jeremiah has put on even more muscle

[sacred agate]

LFG

Peyton Lewis just ran through that dude

[willow galleon]

Syracuse is gonna get killed

[sacred agate]

Joey making me nervous

Hopefully it’s just first game jitters

[willow galleon]

Throw the ball!!!!

[smoky fable]

wow Smith drop

he just took his eyes off the ball

[willow galleon]

Are you at the game?

They didn't even snap it for 3rd down

[hollow wind]

Jeremiah??!?

[smoky fable]

No just watching on tv

[hollow wind]

Monster’s feed is always ahead lol

[willow galleon]

I think he's gus johnson in disguise

[hollow wind]

Lmao

[smoky fable]

Smith not having his best game

[hollow wind]

Oh dear

He’s nervous

[willow galleon]

What the buck(eye)

[sacred agate]

Can’t believe we had someone go down already

[honest latch]

This is

Unusual

If you told me I would be more mad at Jeremiah Smith than Julian Sayin

I wouldve called you braindead

[dim ledge]

Euge who do you like for CFB man

[smoky fable]

https://tenor.com/view/ohio-state-buckeyes-brutus-go-bucks-mascot-mascots-gif-3937481881779248383

that's his team

[willow galleon]

Do we have more OSU fans then any other team?

[dim ledge]

Buckeyes right

[willow galleon]

Ye

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/dpbrugler/status/1961832252188336220

Dane Brugler (@dpbrugler)

Jeremiah Smith had 1 drop on 105 targets in 2024

2 drops on 3 targets to start 2025. Uncharacteristic, to say the least.

X · Aug 30, 2025, 4:43 PM

crazy

[sacred agate]

Arion Carter is the fucking man

[hollow wind]

We have just as many buckeye haters don’t worry

[willow galleon]

Where's Vinny?

[hollow wind]

Vinny’s allowed to hate us

[honest latch]

Indeed

[honest latch]

It's my alma mater I have to support

[willow galleon]

Vinny is one of three Michigan fans I can stand

[honest latch]

Grew up an NCSU fan

[smoky fable]

https://tenor.com/view/tuffy-wolfpack-ncstate-raleigh-mrwolf-gif-13580951

[hollow wind]

Need these offenses to wake the fuck up

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/acosta32_jp/status/1961831798616285480

JP Acosta (@acosta32_jp)

Ohio State cannot run the ball at all, going right into the teeth of the Texas defense. Second level for the Longhorns flying around

X · Aug 30, 2025, 4:42 PM

[honest latch]

He should say "Neither team cannot run the ball"

[smoky fable]

smith changed his gloves

there we go

catch and first

[willow galleon]

We tell Texas they are running good

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1961833372776329258

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

With Micah Parsons choosing No. 1, Packers rookie WR Matthew Golden is now switching his number to 0.

X · Aug 30, 2025, 4:48 PM

[willow galleon]

Tulane's WRs are so bad

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/FB_FilmAnalysis/status/1961833769515852073

Ted Nguyen (@FB_FilmAnalysis)

Beautiful coverage distribution by OSU. Doing what NFL teams can’t do: cover dagger on third-and-long

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FixupX · Aug 30, 2025, 4:49 PM

Matt Patricia cooking

I didn't even know he was at OSU

[sacred agate]

YOOOOO

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/dpbrugler/status/1961834003733860827

Dane Brugler (@dpbrugler)

LB Sonny Styles is the more established prospect for Ohio State (with 1st/2nd round grades from teams).

But LB Arvell Reese has a ton of buzz w/ NFL scouts as the next dude from that OSU defense. Looks that way so far in the 1Q.

X · Aug 30, 2025, 4:50 PM

[fleet orbit]

this is really boring early on

absolutely nothing is happening

[honest latch]

He's Knowles's replacement

[willow galleon]

My heart doesn't think so

[honest latch]

And he's impressing me so far

[sacred agate]

17-0

[smoky fable]

Yeah Cuse is getting beaten down

[willow galleon]

Pick 6?

[sacred agate]

Scoop and score off a fumble

[willow galleon]

Ah

[sacred agate]

After we lost it the player before

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/BillyM_91/status/1961834280838934687

Billy M (@BillyM_91)

Nathan Robinson forces the fumble and Colton Hood scoop n score. Robinson has been impactful

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FixupX · Aug 30, 2025, 4:51 PM

[forest bison]

OSU/Texas is a low scoring defensive football game like I'm sure we all expected

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/awfulannouncing/status/1961834207405387975

Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing)

Jeremiah Smith has since had 2 drops, and Fox's Jenny Taft reports that he's changed his gloves. 🏈🎙️

Quoting Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing)
︀
"Watch Jeremiah Smith. He's open... You can see the frustration of Ryan Day on the sideline, telling [Julian Sayin], "'Hey man, when we dial it up to No. 4, that ball has gotta go in his direction.'" - Joel Klatt after Ohio State's failed 4th down try

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FixupX · Aug 30, 2025, 4:51 PM

[willow galleon]

Why is that awful announcing?

[smoky fable]

just the account name

[honest latch]

He posts like every single thing

[willow galleon]

Ah

Finally a good run

[smoky fable]

tight coverage on Smith

Maybe PI

was close

[hollow wind]

OH COME ON MAN

FUCK OUTTA HERE

[smoky fable]

wow big call

[smoky fable]

Facemask

on the dline

So the drive continues

easy facemask

[willow galleon]

WHAT

THE

FUCK

[willow galleon]

Thats good

[hollow wind]

Ripped his helmet off

[willow galleon]

But we have to catch those

[smoky fable]

another flag against Texas

[hollow wind]

Run games looking rough

[smoky fable]

drive continues

[smoky fable]

Someone's got to make a catch

yeah that's definitely a hold on Smith

just hugging him

[sacred agate]

Bullshit call

He was falling to the ground before contact was even made

[smoky fable]

The Tennessee Syracuse game

or Texas OSU

[honest latch]

Texas is being stupid but we cant rely on bailout calls

[sacred agate]

Tennessee game

[smoky fable]

ah I see

[sacred agate]

All probably put on multi view

Cause I want to watch the Texas osu game as well

[robust grotto]

Don’t care for college but I’ve always disliked OSU

[sacred agate]

I only care about nfl cause of fantasy

[smoky fable]

reason why?

[robust grotto]

Feel that

[robust grotto]

No clue lol just as a kid they annoyed me

[smoky fable]

ah I see

[sacred agate]

I havent been able to sit down this whole game

[honest latch]

We are kinda like the Cowboys of CFB

Good history, annoying fanbase

[robust grotto]

I could see that

At least you win

[honest latch]

Yeah true lmao

[hollow wind]

I’m only an OSU fan coz I go here lol

I most definitely wouldn’t be otherwise

[torn gale]

Defensive struggle

Love to see it

[honest latch]

So classic B1G coded of them

[smoky fable]

stuffed

4th down

I think day kicks the field goal?

Oh they're going.

[honest latch]

WHY THE FUCK ARE WE RUNNING THE BALL UP THE MIDDLE FOR THE BILLIONTH TIME

[smoky fable]

TD

7-0

donaldson

[smoky fable]

hey it worked that time

I'm surprised they're running this much though with their inconsistent oline

[hollow wind]

THERE WE GO BABY

[willow galleon]

Buck yeah!

[sweet tree]

might be the year atleti are gonna miss top 4

[smoky fable]

OOF

[willow galleon]

The o-line has never been consistent

[sacred agate]

73 YARD BOMB

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/awfulannouncing/status/1961839205669360090

Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing)

"TOUCHDOWN, BUCKS! CJ DONALDSON!"
︀︀
︀︀Gus Johnson on the Fox call as Ohio State strikes first vs Texas. 🏈🎙️ #CFB

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FixupX · Aug 30, 2025, 5:11 PM

[sacred agate]

Joey threw an absolute rocket

[smoky fable]

Manning running

That OSU player let up

He could have risked the penalty if he threw him down

just short

oh it's a first

close

dangerous throw

double covered

[sacred agate]

https://x.com/vol_football/status/1961839553892728955?s=46&t=kbV4GU26gpfexAHF8qdBgw

Tennessee Football (@Vol_Football)

on the money. 💸

X · Aug 30, 2025, 5:12 PM

[smoky fable]

sacked

4th

[fleet orbit]

arch is getting swallowed up

[smoky fable]

Arvell Reese looks good for you guys. the LB. Sonny Styles gets praise this year, but Arvell been on some plays. @honest latch

Got that sack there

[noble fractal]

https://fxtwitter.com/KramerSimeon/status/1961784659982823778?s=19

Simeon Kramer (@KramerSimeon)

Gänsehaut-Entzündung 🔥 @VfB-Choreo im gesamten Stadion anlässlich „100 Jahre Brustring“ - gibts nur in Stuttgart.
︀︀#VfB #VfBBMG

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FxTwitter · Aug 30, 2025, 1:34 PM

wanted to show off our first homegame choreo

[smoky fable]

Nice grab by Tate there

And good throw by Sayin. Wasn’t easy

[robust grotto]

https://x.com/alafrigginbama/status/1961825921503031627?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Waaaay Offsides Cotton 🏆🏌️🐘🏈⚽️🏀🥎...

Ummmmmm

X · Aug 30, 2025, 4:18 PM

[hasty basin]

The fuck is this

[smoky fable]

My eyes man

[smoky fable]

A slaughter

[hasty basin]

Our feeder team ✌️

We ruined their life taking Kroupi

[dim ledge]

Wtf

[sacred agate]

LMAO

[dim ledge]

https://x.com/TouchlineX/status/1961800383967186965

The Touchline | 𝐓 (@TouchlineX)

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: An attempted mass shooter has been arrested near Stamford Bridge after the Chelsea game. He was wearing a helmet, had a vest on, armed with a gun while carrying extra ammunition.

X · Aug 30, 2025, 2:37 PM

[sacred agate]

No way day got the nips pierced

[noble fractal]

I just saw this what were they on

[hasty basin]

No play got above a 8.7 rating

How's that possible in a 1-7

[burnt cedar]

The reply lol, why would you even post something so serious with no confirmation https://x.com/touchlinex/status/1961801270596919544?s=46&t=r7wAoOlnBiz9DTokWYJKTw

The Touchline | 𝐓 (@TouchlineX)

🚨 𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗘: There is a possibility that the police have got it wrong as there is a comic-con going on in Hammersmith today, with the person they are arresting potentially dressing up like an umbrella cop.

Awaiting confirmation.

X · Aug 30, 2025, 2:40 PM

Worst Twitter account out there

[noble fractal]

sorry thats utdtrey actually

[sacred agate]

This fake injury bullshit is so ridiculous

[weak gull]

It is, both teams pulling it too

[sacred agate]

Which game are you referring too

[proud coyote]

wtf is an umbrella cop

[weak gull]

Tenn cuse

Did Tennessee not pull some shit earlier like Tess said?

[sacred agate]

No our fucking starting right tackle got hurt

Then an OLineman went down

[torn gale]

Didn’t the ncaa literally address this

[sacred agate]

I guess not

[torn gale]

I don’t want To see this abused again

Watching ole piss was awful last year

[smoky fable]

good coverage by malik muhammad on Smith

Smith thought it was PI

[weak gull]

Tyree weathersby definitely pulled it dude lol

Just went back to when cuse went uptempo to score

[hollow wind]

They’re all holding Jeremiah

[smoky fable]

wow

[sacred agate]

I dont think so

[smoky fable]

shifty by Arch

[sacred agate]

He woulda been back in by now

[weak gull]

To each their own I suppose, but it looked BS and it’s easy to make it seem real when you just keep a guy in the second platoon off

[sacred agate]

It was just more blatant to me when the defensive back for Syracuse was “hurt”

[smoky fable]

texas driving

[weak gull]

I’d do the same

They won’t call it every play😂

[sacred agate]

Was in the huddle like nothing happened 90 seconds later

[dim ledge]

LOL

[hollow wind]

Yeah that’s 100% their logic too, don’t blame them lol

[sacred agate]

Damnit I forgot Tim Tebow worked for espn