sports

[smoky fable]

@rustic mountain

[sweet tree]

it's always been 3 pm est, so used to it but oh well I guess good for Europe

[smoky fable]

Speaking of colts

[hasty basin]

Morning footy is so bleh

[smoky fable]

What a weird change

[robust grotto]

Sheesh

Those doctors kill so many people it’s actually criminal

[rustic mountain]

The doctor is to blame but so is Irsay

[robust grotto]

Ofc

[rustic mountain]

Just a sad situation

[robust grotto]

It’s like how Michael Jackson was

Not saying this are morally good people lmao

But yeah. I won’t be shocked if it’s the same for Kanye when he passes

[rustic mountain]

Just a tragedy all around in so many aspects

[robust grotto]

Like you said, multiple people at faults

[rustic mountain]

Furthermore, someone shoulda stepped in the first time he OD'd. That is insanely sad

[smoky fable]

You could see Irsay’s health was poor

[burnt cedar]

By the time the game ends it will still be light smh the trophy lifts always hits different at night

[sweet tree]

100%

always loved how the game started with the sun still up and the tone sets to night

not a fan of this change

[burnt cedar]

Guessing it’s better for the Asian market

Tbh at first I wasn’t a fan of the Saturday final but I get it

Going to school the next day after the final was class

[rapid yoke]

https://x.com/centre_gunners/status/1961089142164439169?s=46&t=OaI9hScmk5M3apxREpB0jw

Centregunners™ (@Centre_gunners)

🚨Havertz to undergo surgery for knee injury. Weeks he will miss will be in single digits (@David_Ornstein) #AFC

X · Aug 28, 2025, 3:31 PM

[dim ledge]

That's a very bold claim wow

Has to be minimally invasive

I guess tbh if it's like 8 weeks that's still single digits

[hasty basin]

They hire a new manager and what

[smoky fable]

That’s bad

[smoky fable]

They get sacked again

[hasty basin]

If they do hire one at least get someone that plays hoofball

[dim ledge]

Because a manager is only part of the problem

[hasty basin]

Skips like the 2/5 of the pitch

[dim ledge]

I maintain that I thought they made good signings insofar as forwards this seasons

[hasty basin]

I liked Mbeumo

[thorn hornet]

@hasty basin we demolishing Cyprus

[dim ledge]

But the rest of the team is still a bit of a mess, and Amorim isn't doing himself any favours playing arguably the leagues greatest attacking midfielder in a fucking pivot

[thorn hornet]

17 points lead

[hasty basin]

Leave some for us

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-devil-diabolique-evil-gif-9725651736562738158

[thorn hornet]

We all eating

[hasty basin]

What is this fixture list bro

🥀

[thorn hornet]

Hell

Nurk, unc still got it

We are stealing their every ball

[hasty basin]

See you in the finals then

[thorn hornet]

Cyprus only here cuz they hosts and easy farm

Until we beat Italy I will not get my hopes up

If you are making Vrabac look good then you have 0 quality

Nvm Nurkic is fucking ass

20 point lead

[burnt cedar]

Predictions for Arsenals group games:
Bayern (h)
Barca (a)
Bayer Leverkusen (h)
Juventus (a)
psv (h)
Olympiacos (a)
Kairat (h)
Copenhagen (a)

[smoky fable]

Words I’ve seen multiple times

[thorn hornet]

He used to br good few years ago

He is also overweight

[solid dagger]

IT'S TIME

[thorn hornet]

Barca A
Dortmund H
Frankfurt A
Atleti h
Praha A
Marseille H
Qarabag A
Monaco H

[solid dagger]

I'm dying laughing, I'm watching the stream from the Sky YouTube channel and everyone is spamming 🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐to clown on Inter

NEVER forget

[thorn hornet]

This Chelsea glaze pmo

[burnt cedar]

Why is Dana White on the stage

[thorn hornet]

Omg stoppppp

Get to draws already

I don't give a shit about Ibrahimovic or the new format

[hasty basin]

Zlatan's idea

🥀

Why is Penbrizio here

[burnt cedar]

If they don’t draw the teams now I’m starting the super league

[hasty basin]

Wtf is this bro

I'm crying

1 good thing UCL did tbf

Uefa

[thorn hornet]

FIGO I DON'T GIVE A FUCK

[hasty basin]

LOOOL

[thorn hornet]

Ceferin

[hasty basin]

The draws ❌ Zlatan getting a massage ✅

[thorn hornet]

Kill me now

[burnt cedar]

Bro what is this

[thorn hornet]

Draws not gonna start until 18:30

[hasty basin]

I'm crying man

[burnt cedar]

What if this is a whole movie

[hasty basin]

This would be fun if it released

[sweet tree]

end this sport

[hasty basin]

Separately

Not before the draws

[thorn hornet]

This game is too woke for me

[hasty basin]

Nah bro it's NOT this serious

Is this a promo

For some film

[thorn hornet]

Ts so corny

Ibrahimovic God gimmick in 2025

So obnoxious

[hasty basin]

So Uefa just said

Zlatan is a God

He clears all of us

[thorn hornet]

Allah 👆

[haughty moss]

Idk how I feel about these...

[rapid yoke]

https://x.com/bayer04_en/status/1961093674797818192?s=46&t=OaI9hScmk5M3apxREpB0jw

Bayer 04 Leverkusen (@bayer04_en)

Just hoping we don't get Grimsby...

#UCLdraw

X · Aug 28, 2025, 3:49 PM

[hasty basin]

Ok bro

Please

[thorn hornet]

Ten Hag runs this account

[burnt cedar]

Put me in the Europa league

[thorn hornet]

Kick me out of uefa comp

[hasty basin]

Ceferin

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1140489887519346749/1330231043806072832/atrick1.gif

Stop the glaze bro

[thorn hornet]

Kill this brudda

[hasty basin]

Oh my days

THIS GLAZE

[mental wind]

Im not seeing the draw but im hearing Zlatan

brother won ZERO ucl 😭

[hasty basin]

Wait that's true actually

😭

[thorn hornet]

GET ME THE DRAWS

[rustic ore]

Rivalry jersey drop

@dim ledge @smoky fable @rustic mountain @haughty moss @slate lance @silk thistle @robust grotto @slow violet @honest umbra @hollow wind
@proud coyote @plush jungle

[thorn hornet]

Ibra doing the draws

Looking forward how he fucks up

[hasty basin]

Nice

Here we go

More glaze is incoming

[robust grotto]

Cardinals won by miles and miles

[thorn hornet]

Hello Kaka

[hasty basin]

YESS

.

"Nearly ready"

👋

[solid dagger]

Why do they always take so long

[dim ledge]

In the grand scheme of things we kinda did fine

[solid dagger]

I don't care about all this just draw the teams and get the fuck out

[solid dagger]

Always funny when they call a player that never won the UCL to a UCL draw

[hasty basin]

Oh yeah

They had Buffon

[solid dagger]

They had Totti too

[burnt cedar]

Ranieri looking good

[hasty basin]

Did they add something?

They had a skit

I swear they said

They were adding something

[dim ledge]

Just draw the fucking clubs and stop explaining this dogshit format you lot came up with after a crack fueled bender

[burnt cedar]

Think it was the ibra award

They was just trying to be funny

[hasty basin]

Ffs

[thorn hornet]

Woltemade to Newcastle

[hasty basin]

This and then

They'll start

Finally man

[solid dagger]

Is it official?

[dim ledge]

Holy fuck just do it already

[thorn hornet]

I give up lmfao

Just ping me

[thorn hornet]

Idk

[rustic ore]

Mind you if they tried doing like your regular home gear only black with red font and gold trim I’d probably hate it, but the fact they did the old school font style instead makes me dig it

[dim ledge]

God I hate this hypebeast tiktok bullshit

SHUT UPPPPPPPP DRAW THE FUCKING TEAMS

[rustic ore]

Seattle for me, for no other reason than the fact that it’s pretty much just ripping off Oregon University’s style

[dim ledge]

GODDDDDDDD

IM NOT WONDERING DRAW THE FUCKING BALLS

[solid dagger]

They're showing all the teams in the various pots, I think they're gonna start in ~5 minutes

[hasty basin]

Starting now

Ok

[solid dagger]

Now they're just drawing which pot 1 team goes to which group

[dim ledge]

Finally

[hasty basin]

Bayern

Let's see

OOF

OH MY GAH

[solid dagger]

Dortmund in pot 1

[hasty basin]

3 hard games

[solid dagger]

Holy shit the draws for Bayern 😭

[hasty basin]

That ending though 😭

[solid dagger]

You'll play Bayern

[thorn hornet]

BAYERN

NOT AGAIN

[dim ledge]

Pafos finishing with 3 points max lmao

Poor pafos

[solid dagger]

YABADABADOOOOOO

[hasty basin]

ooo

Chelsea

That's not

NVm

[solid dagger]

Holy shit Chelsea lmfao

[hasty basin]

That's pretty hard lol

It's not like top heavy

[solid dagger]

Barca, Bayern, Atalanta and Napoli

[hasty basin]

But a bunch of good teams

City incoming

YEp

[solid dagger]

Holy cow

[hasty basin]

That's

The hardest one yet

[solid dagger]

Juve Real is back

[hasty basin]

Even the lower end

THEY GOT KAZAKH TEAM AWAY

LOOOL

[solid dagger]

I NEED Benfica to draw them

[dim ledge]

Hope Perez meets death very soon

[hasty basin]

Inter 💀

They're pot 1

???

YO????????

WHAT IS THAT FIRST 4

[solid dagger]

I'm not a fan of this new format but it's definitely more balanced than the previous one

[hasty basin]

That one's hard too

Lmao

[solid dagger]

We got Dortmund nice

[hasty basin]

Fairs

[dim ledge]

Can we draw so I can use the fucking toilet please

[hasty basin]

Why is everyone in this situation rn 😭

There you go

[dim ledge]

It's Perez's fault

Fat Spanish fuck

Thank God

[hasty basin]

Yoo

Wtf

Gala away 💔

Those away games are insanity

[dim ledge]

Great great schedule

Love it

[solid dagger]

I must say we got a decent pot 1 draw

Real and Dortmund

[smoky fable]

I’ll take your word for it

[honest umbra]

It’s gonna be Barca vs Chelsea?

[dim ledge]

Fucking outstanding draw

[solid dagger]

Yep

[hasty basin]

Liverpool got the worst away draws 😭

[smoky fable]

That sounds familiar

[honest umbra]

We gonna rob them again

[hasty basin]

Barcelona easy draw

[dim ledge]

Outstanding draw

[solid dagger]

Deserved for spending a quintillion pounds this summer

[honest umbra]

Where can I find it?

[smoky fable]

Great away draw

[hasty basin]

Here

[solid dagger]

(I'm joking Balkan don't skin me alive)

[smoky fable]

Will absolutely take that

[honest umbra]

We got PSG and Chelsea???

[hasty basin]

That's the easiest one yet

[honest umbra]

Lmaoooooo

[hasty basin]

Lol

[honest umbra]

The other teams don’t seem as difficult

[dim ledge]

You have Vlahovic in front you suffer enough

Don't need to pile on

[smoky fable]

https://tenor.com/view/disgrace-didier-drogba-chelsea-fc-angry-mad-gif-17626388

[hasty basin]

Everyone has hard 2 teams

[sweet tree]

did barça get anyone yet

[hasty basin]

Minimum

[honest umbra]

Newcastle is umm… are they still good?

[hasty basin]

@sweet tree

[honest umbra]

Mala this is Barca

[smoky fable]

@sweet tree

[hasty basin]

WTF

PSG DRAW

[smoky fable]

Damn

Sorry Mala

[solid dagger]

So lucky damn

[smoky fable]

Didn’t know croco replied

[sweet tree]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-flightreacts-twitch-kick-crazy-gif-4090492289322768290

[hasty basin]

This is the hardest draw

[solid dagger]

PSG got probably the worst draw ever lmaoooo

[hasty basin]

Ever

LOL

WHAT IS THIS BROOOO

??????

[honest umbra]

Wait

Why is every team there somewhat good

[smoky fable]

Well Newcastle are dealing with issues

[sweet tree]

maybe 2 hard games at best ngl

[honest umbra]

tbf they have a easy enough league schedule where this won’t be a problem for them

[sweet tree]

I kinda knew we would get psg since people wanted that match up last szn, uefa not tryna hide it

[solid dagger]

I absolutely need a Napoli to draw Benfica, Kairat and Bødo ALL away

[honest umbra]

they will win ligue 1 by jan

[dim ledge]

I want to beat down on Gala, I want to embarrass Greenwood, and I think we can handle inter

Love love love our draw

[solid dagger]

Longest travel schedule ever

[thorn hornet]

Inter away fucking sucks

[hasty basin]

The city rma matchup too lol

At this point it's every UCL

[sweet tree]

that's like every season atp

[hasty basin]

Yeah

[solid dagger]

Holy shit the De Bruyne derby

City Napoli

[sweet tree]

that's nice

[hasty basin]

Yeah that's fun

[solid dagger]

Inter away fucking sucks

[hasty basin]

I still can't believe that PSG draw

There's no easy games

😭

[solid dagger]

Please don't draw us against Arsenal please don't draw us against Arsenal please don't draw us against Arsenal

[hasty basin]

That's an average draw imo

The away games are awful

[rustic mountain]

Bad. Not buying

[solid dagger]

FUCK we didn't get Leverkusen

[hasty basin]

Oh yeah Ten Hag

[solid dagger]

I wanted them so bad

[hasty basin]

That might be PSG's easiest game

ARSENAL TIME

[solid dagger]

Please not us

Please

[sweet tree]

who got the hardest schedule

[hasty basin]

PSG lol

[solid dagger]

PSG by a mile

[hasty basin]

Ok Arsenal is mid

[rustic mountain]

Worst new england uni change since we "updated" to our current unis. God this sucks

[solid dagger]

WE DIDNT GET ARSENAL LETSGOOOOOO

[rapid yoke]

KAIRATTTTTT

[hasty basin]

Kairat at home

Lol

That's the best one

[rapid yoke]

19 goals who says no

[thorn hornet]

Dude

[hasty basin]

Did anyone get Kairat and Pafos?

[dim ledge]

Good draw for arsenal too

Think we're pretty even

[hasty basin]

I'm targetting them

[solid dagger]

Atalanta time

[hasty basin]

Atalanta got a fairly easy/mid one

[dim ledge]

I'd say ours is just a bit more difficult

[rapid yoke]

if we dont get top 4 thats an absolute failure

[solid dagger]

They got off pretty easy

[hasty basin]

Not bad

[sweet tree]

never heard of kairat

[hasty basin]

They're a Kazakh team

An...Eastern...Kazakh team

Lol

They're the furthest away out of everyone possible I swear

[sweet tree]

every season there's that one random club

[solid dagger]

Benfica is tough

[smoky fable]

Good away draw

[solid dagger]

I dont want them

[thorn hornet]

Atleti at home I got right
Praha A too

@burnt cedar

[hasty basin]

Oof

OOF

[smoky fable]

Juve hasn’t been drawn yet?

[solid dagger]

FUCK

[hasty basin]

Benfica got a hard ass draw

Lol

[solid dagger]

So far we got Madrid, Dortmund and Benfica

[dim ledge]

https://x.com/IanDoyleSport/status/1961106536539066681

Ian Doyle (@IanDoyleSport)

Nice to see Man City get Coventry again

X · Aug 28, 2025, 4:40 PM

[smoky fable]

I see

[burnt cedar]

3/8 for me

Some of them home ties are a bit boring oh well

[thorn hornet]

Inter the hardest by far

[hasty basin]

Brugge

Hard

[thorn hornet]

I don't hate Atleti draw

[hasty basin]

That's a hard schedule for them

Damn I like them as well

[solid dagger]

Just don't draw atleti cause that's our away game

And I'm happy

[dim ledge]

I only wish Celtic was here and we drew them, that would be such a an amazing away atmosphere

[hasty basin]

Ok this

[solid dagger]

Shit

[hasty basin]

This could have taken the cake

But Qarabag at least

It's close to the Napoli one

[solid dagger]

Frankfurt got done dirty lmao

[hasty basin]

I mean PSG*

Whoops

[thorn hornet]

We would have torn Rangers a new one, we are good buddies tho

[solid dagger]

JUVENTUS

[hasty basin]

Here you go

Bodo Glimt away???

Oh dude lol

I mean it's ok overall

[dim ledge]

Buddies with rangers is fascist cringe

[thorn hornet]

Not our fault, this is way from 40s

[solid dagger]

Could've been a lot worse

POGBA DERBY

[sweet tree]

jesus

[solid dagger]

Bødo away fucking sucks

[dim ledge]

That's very manageable for juve

[burnt cedar]

Wouldn’t even say it’s a friendship all they did was buy shares in the club

[solid dagger]

I'm dreaming for a top 10 spot

[hasty basin]

This one is close to PSG's

Would have put it above if that was Gala away

[solid dagger]

I'd say it's worse since PSG is a lot better than Frankfurt

So overall it's gonna be way harder for Frankfurt

[hasty basin]

That's fair

[thorn hornet]

😂 lmfao have fun on artificial pitch

[hasty basin]

But I'm just rating the draws

Bodo away is a fucking fortress

[thorn hornet]

I remember Arsenal posting something when we faced them in a friendly

[hasty basin]

They won everything at home then lost away

[thorn hornet]

Bodo away is easy yall tripping

[hasty basin]

Dawg

[solid dagger]

Bødo away in December, we gonna lose half the team to frostbite

[burnt cedar]

Arteta connection probably

[solid dagger]

-90°C

[hasty basin]

Bodo away and home is the difference between

A win and a draw

[burnt cedar]

Rangers main English connection is with Chelsea for obvious reasons

[thorn hornet]

Gatti gonna be like Megatron in Transformers 2007

[solid dagger]

Big blue circle club

[hasty basin]

Bro

[thorn hornet]

"I hate minorities"

[hasty basin]

The pattern is so clear

[solid dagger]

I just hope we play them as early as possible

[burnt cedar]

Big blue circle club of fascism

Bodo having no night time is such hacks

[solid dagger]

The Lazio badge is a circle too if you squeeze your eyes enough

[thorn hornet]

Bro we beat Bødo 3-0 away

[solid dagger]

Yeah like it's not Madrid away but it's definitely a tough game

[burnt cedar]

I’ve got no recollection of this was it when potter managed them

[thorn hornet]

Nah Europa league

Idk when

Like 3 years ago

[burnt cedar]

Looking at it now

[thorn hornet]

Nvm this was at home 3-0

[hasty basin]

Vro

[thorn hornet]

We beat them away 1-0

[hasty basin]

22/23 is your prime

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-thinking-monkey-thinking-think-money-gif-9734025314392564509

[thorn hornet]

Johto you will be fine

[hasty basin]

Bodo Glimt got bad fixtures damn

[dim ledge]

F

[thorn hornet]

They are winter farmers from Norway

[hasty basin]

Those home games suck man

But I'm still getting someone

From the in ucl fantasy

For every home game

[thorn hornet]

I know for a FACT who they will beat lmao

[burnt cedar]

I’ll probably go to Arsenal Kairat

[hasty basin]

They lost vs them twice 🥀

In uel

[thorn hornet]

Yeah

Exactly

[burnt cedar]

The other Arsenal home games are meh

[hasty basin]

Mariniakis

[thorn hornet]

Bosnia 80-57 Cyprus @hasty basin

[hasty basin]

Damn

Cook their ass

[solid dagger]

I'm not gonna underestimate anyone

[thorn hornet]

Only game we winning

Oh that 83

[hasty basin]

We got 83 too

Hmm

Nvm there's still time

[hasty basin]

I don't think I know

A single Cypriot basketball player ever

[thorn hornet]

Neither do I

They all kinda look the same

[hasty basin]

https://fixupx.com/TheDunkCentral/status/1961093255543586881

NBACentral (@TheDunkCentral)

BREAKING: ESPN is demoting Doris Burke, per @AndrewMarchand
︀︀
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︀︀
︀︀(Via www.nytimes.com/athletic/6581644/2025/08/28/doris-burke-tim-legler-nba-finals-espn-broadcast/?source=user_shared_article )

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FixupX · Aug 28, 2025, 3:47 PM

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[solid dagger]

I'm confident we're gonna win at the Bernabéu just to follow that game with a 0-2 loss against Benfica at home

They always woop our ass

[dim ledge]

Good fucking Lord rip PSV

[wispy stream]

REAL AND BARCA

😭😭😭😭

[thorn hornet]

NAH

[hasty basin]

Thinking of my UCL fantasy teams already

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-thinking-monkey-thinking-think-money-gif-9734025314392564509

[thorn hornet]

Bajraktarevic save me

[thorn hornet]

Wildcard again

[solid dagger]

@torn gale Barça got lucky

[wispy stream]

Broooooooo

[hasty basin]

Respect I always do well in UCL fantasy 😎

[smoky fable]

Not unexpected

[wispy stream]

I wanna try and go against Real Madrid

[hasty basin]

I suck in FPL though

[wispy stream]

Holy shittttt

[thorn hornet]

Liverpool vs Trent

[hasty basin]

Liverpool at home

[thorn hornet]

90 MIL FOR MOLTEMADE

[hasty basin]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-gif-15944648704967844559

[thorn hornet]

HOLY SHIT

[hasty basin]

?

[thorn hornet]

Someone ping Zolu

[solid dagger]

Lots of nice games between players and their former teams

[hasty basin]

How the FUCK

Did they hold it out to 90M

[thorn hornet]

Strand Larsen was suppise to go for 60

[solid dagger]

@noble fractal

[hasty basin]

Deal of the century

Fair play Stuttgart

[thorn hornet]

Zolu gonna fail driving lessons now

[solid dagger]

Can we nuke the entire football world and start over with transfer prices

[hasty basin]

It's kinda crazy

[solid dagger]

Good players are going for 80M+ now

[hasty basin]

That 222M transfer

Was like 6 years ago

[thorn hornet]

Nice we won

[hasty basin]

Greece vs Italy soon

@solid dagger @dim ledge Fight

[dim ledge]

@solid dagger YOU ARE MALAKA

[wispy stream]

😭

[dim ledge]

WW2 YOU LOSE

[hasty basin]

Olympiacos got Pafos and Kairat??

[solid dagger]

I genuinely don't know most of our roster lmfao

[hasty basin]

I'm getting their players

[wispy stream]

Yeah

[solid dagger]

I basically only follow the nba

[hasty basin]

For UCL fantasy

[dim ledge]

To be fair Johto

You are a bucks fan

And Giannis is a bucks player

Welcome to supporting Greece

[wispy stream]

Giannis my 🐐

[solid dagger]

I'm gonna be happy either way

[wispy stream]

Oh, eurobasket is today right

[hasty basin]

Yep

Nah man we can for sure get 4th

Let us beat you pls @thorn hornet

[dim ledge]

I think Greece and Georgia are just gonna be vibing during their game lmfao

[hasty basin]

This was the most unexpected shit ever bro

[dim ledge]

@noble fractal
https://x.com/craighope_dm/status/1961113373132599625?s=46

Craig Hope (@CraigHope_DM)

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Nick Woltemade deal agreed between NUFC & Stuttgart

✈️ Germany striker en route to Tyneside for medical

https://t.co/lIDOAsBLhn

X · Aug 28, 2025, 5:07 PM

[hasty basin]

So Isak is going to Pool

Dawg

So wh at

Now

Isak LW?

[dim ledge]

Hugo LW if Isak comes

Let me be clear

I fucking love Gakpo

I think he can start at LW easily

But the reality is that 4 forwards ain't enough

May as well get in quality

And he will absolutely rotate in, having him and Szobo as rotational options is amazing

[hasty basin]

Nah man

Hugo was cooking at ST

[sweet tree]

ekitike at lw is kind of woke

hes more of a cf really

[hasty basin]

Gakpo has been solid too

[dim ledge]

Hugo has played LW

[hasty basin]

Only Wirtz hasn't clicked

[dim ledge]

But then again

[hasty basin]

Yeah but....

[dim ledge]

Isak plays LW for Sweden

[hasty basin]

Has played and where he's best at

Yknow

[dim ledge]

Thing is, Wirtz has clicked, just not on the scoring sheet

His interplay is great with Hugo and before he got injured Frimpong as well

[hasty basin]

I liked his passing but idk

[dim ledge]

We just happened to play a Newcastle team that played 5 mids to our 3

[hasty basin]

The duels dawg

Needs to be more physical

[dim ledge]

No breathing room for his play style

Absolutely

But that will come with time

Not worried at all

[hasty basin]

I feel bad for Gakpo

[dim ledge]

I do too

[robust grotto]

Wirtz will work out, like you said he just needs more game time to adapt to the league

[hasty basin]

When was the last time City didn't meet Madrid

[sweet tree]

20-21

this will be the 5th season in a row they face off

[thorn hornet]

Nah I'd win

[sweet tree]

https://x.com/4shaann/status/1961107227910996003?t=KWrwLpwk4mAK7WMZkYZoPw&s=19

Anna 🐝🔴⚽️ (@4shaann)

They expect us to believe a random computer is sending Trent back to Anfield and KDB back to the etihad …

X · Aug 28, 2025, 4:42 PM

[hasty basin]

https://tenor.com/view/truth-nuke-truth-true-soyjak-wojak-gif-14828627546768133163

[dim ledge]

https://x.com/jacobsben/status/1961119726006083716?s=46

Ben Jacobs (@JacobsBen)

🚨 Newcastle view Nick Woltemade as an Alexander Isak replacement.

And they could still move for Yoane Wissa, who is seen as a Callum Wilson replacement. Wolves not expecting Jørgen Strand Larsen to depart.

#LFC prepared to bid for Isak, but no plans to go close to £150m.🇸🇪

X · Aug 28, 2025, 5:32 PM

[spice socket]

Interesting

[smoky fable]

What’s the highest figure reported that Liverpool are willing to go up to

[dim ledge]

No clue

Gun to my head

I say it's in the realm of 125-130m principle with up to 10m in bonuses

[noble fractal]

I will kill myself in front of newcastle stadium

[dim ledge]

I'll bring you some κόλυβα

You'll be okay

[noble fractal]

no

demirovic can only score against small clubs

our defense is a joke and undav has been in bad form recently

at least leave stiller alone

pls

[solid dagger]

I got the perfect replacement for you my friend

For like 1/4 of the money you got for Woltemade

[smoky fable]

Sharks are circling

[smoky fable]

You’ll be rid of Vlahovic one of these days

[dim ledge]

See you next year

[noble fractal]

we are getting relegated

[mental wind]

@spice socket

Fucking Madrid

[mental wind]

did u see abt savinho

70m rejected😭😭

[spice socket]

Indeed

I would just accept it

[dim ledge]

@proud coyote @amber grove @ripe yacht @hexed galleon @dense blade
https://x.com/jacobsben/status/1961133408072970318?s=46

Ben Jacobs (@JacobsBen)

BREAKING: Alejandro Garnacho to Chelsea is done

X · Aug 28, 2025, 6:26 PM

[noble fractal]

https://fxtwitter.com/footballontnt/status/1961114664193933594?s=19

Football on TNT Sports (@footballontnt)

Here is who the six Premier League teams will play in this season's Champions League 🔍 #UCLdraw

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FxTwitter · Aug 28, 2025, 5:12 PM

[proud coyote]

40m, eh

[hexed galleon]

thousand yard stare

im not tryna show my face after we lost to grimsby

i thought we were improving

[dim ledge]

I'd never ping to troll don't worry

[noble fractal]

https://fxtwitter.com/ImPapa_M/status/1961111094056910948?s=19

𝘼𝙙𝙖𝙢 ® (@ImPapa_M)

Ο Θεός μας φύλαξε κ δεν παίξαμε με καμία Rangers,Lens & Samsunspor
︀︀
︀︀ #OlympiacosFC #UCLdraw

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FxTwitter · Aug 28, 2025, 4:58 PM

[dim ledge]

Good deal imo. I think he can become a legitimate rotational option especially if Nkunku is out

[proud coyote]

it's cheap in the current market

[noble fractal]

Olympiacos lineup ahahahah

[dim ledge]

LMFAO @wispy stream

That's what you get for having Marianakis as an owner

[amber grove]

Yuck

https://fxtwitter.com/StokeyyG2/status/1961001805120241679?t=4SIgtIeeNlg_OWcsQGMXnA&s=19
GREAT FANS

george (@StokeyyG2)

The video this Grimsby fan got as Bruno and Mbuemo left the pitch following their defeat on penalties…

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FxTwitter · Aug 28, 2025, 9:43 AM

[noble fractal]

what a hack

[wispy stream]

#GODBLESS🙏🙏

[noble fractal]

discord is crapping itself pls embed

[amber grove]

I'M GETTING TIRED OF THESE 7 YEAR DEALS

Garnacho a dummy btw way to sign your career away welcome to Enzo ball mf

[dim ledge]

@marsh olive @smoky fable @frail berry @hollow umbra
https://www.thetimes.com/sport/football/article/newcastle-nick-woltemade-alexander-isak-liverpool-63txcl0zp

Joyce article

[hexed galleon]

40ms for garna?

lowk more than I thought

[dim ledge]

Quote "Liverpool are thought to be ready to bid"

[proud coyote]

this is a 23 year old kid

[noble fractal]

they are desperate

well at least we will make mad money with this deal

[noble fractal]

https://fxtwitter.com/_col_lins/status/1961105754108141759?s=19

ℂ𝕆𝕃L𝕀ℕ𝕊 🙂 (@_col_lins)

Real Madrid vs Manchester City for the 5th year in a row #UCLdraw 😂😭

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FxTwitter · Aug 28, 2025, 4:37 PM

[ripe yacht]

Midfielder funds secured

[noble fractal]

We need a new striker

with demirovic we are doomed

Istg if our management gets some 2nd league striker for 3 million to save money I will put a curse on them

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1961140389911670861 @rustic ore

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Several teams have spoken to the Dallas Cowboys about a potential Micah Parsons’ trade and for the first time the Cowboys appear willing to at least listen, sources tell @toddarcher, @DanGrazianoESPN and me.

https://t.co/e6M2AcGhnH

X · Aug 28, 2025, 6:54 PM

still think he signs with dallas but who knows

[honest umbra]

yea Jerry will give in

[rustic ore]

Jerry waiting until the 11th hour again just to give Micah everything he wants

[robust grotto]

@dim ledge

[dim ledge]

When you go to the taverna and they have no Alfa

[noble fractal]

looking foward to forrests draws

https://fxtwitter.com/premierleague/status/1961117180793143310?s=19

Premier League (@premierleague)

Europa League winners @SpursOfficial will take on these sides in the league phase of the UEFA Champions League 👀

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FxTwitter · Aug 28, 2025, 5:22 PM

no way spurs got the easiest matchups lmao

[solid dagger]

I'm afraid he'll stay here for the whole year and run out his contract

[marsh olive]

honestly just want Liverpool to bid again at this stage

if they reject then so be it

[noble fractal]

paok on drugs

[torn gale]

Sweet mother of pearl the rivalry jerseys are awful

[torn gale]

Better to be lucky than good

[smoky fable]

good trait to have

[rustic ore]

https://fixupx.com/SavageSports_/status/1961073757662888431 @rustic mountain @haughty moss

Savage (@SavageSports_)

Drake Maye in the new Nike uniform.

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FixupX · Aug 28, 2025, 2:29 PM

I don’t think it looks that bad

Kinda knock off UNC look though

[proud coyote]

slow morph into phillip rivers

[rustic ore]

His wife is pregnant and no one knows it, not even her

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/BootlegFantasy/status/1961144433409225157

Bootleg Fantasy Football (@BootlegFantasy)

Drake Maye looks like what AI would spit out if you asked for Tom Brady

X · Aug 28, 2025, 7:10 PM

@rustic mountain

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/gregauman/status/1961146227665346688 @honest umbra IIRC you drafted Godwin right?

Greg Auman (@gregauman)

Talking on @953WDAE, Bucs GM Jason Licht frames Chris Godwin’s return as likely October (Week 5 or later), saying Tristan Wirfs might be a little sooner.

X · Aug 28, 2025, 7:17 PM

[smoky fable]

Shit

[rustic ore]

Oh was it you?

[smoky fable]

No I was Egbuka

[rustic ore]

My b, Sleeper is down for me rn

[smoky fable]

Yeah it was Fate who owns him

[solid dagger]

You better watch that game vs PSG

It's gonna be great

[smoky fable]

We’re going to watch the finals match up that would have been better than Inter

[honest umbra]

That’s honestly pretty good for me

[rustic ore]

Did you see the Rams rivalry jersey post a pinged you with earlier?

[honest umbra]

I didn’t see it but I have seen the jerseys

I like them

What do u guys think about them?

[rustic ore]

Batman looking ah

It’s not terrible though

Would’ve preferred if it was more inspired by old LA Rams jerseys though

[honest umbra]

I think the dark BG is not doing it justice tbh

@proud coyote guess we facing the first week

[weak gull]

I can’t lie

That shit look ass😭

[honest umbra]

I think it will look better on game day

[rustic ore]

I like the Seahawks ones the most tbh, and even then it’s just a blatant knock off of Oregon’s https://images.seattletimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/08/08282025_Seahawks-Rivalries-Uniform-Photos_072528.jpg?d=780x975

[noble fractal]

https://fxtwitter.com/Juampachabal03/status/1960817898349343050?s=19

JP (@Juampachabal03)

Sabes que Onana es tan malo que hasta yo me di cuenta de esto. De los 13 penales que le tiraron, este genio se lanzó 12 veces al lado donde su rival, cruza el disparo. Atajó 1.

Quoting (fan) Trey (@UTDTrey)
︀
TERMINATE HIS CONTRACT TONIGHT
︀︀
︀︀I AM FUCKING TIRED

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FxTwitter · Aug 27, 2025, 9:33 PM

finally found a compilation

[slow violet]

we literally look like oregon

[rustic ore]

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck it’s a Seahawk

[torn gale]

I’m checking the schedule and I don’t see psg there

[hasty basin]

Schedule isn't out yet

Just the teams who play each other

[torn gale]

Ah

[amber grove]

A new Mason Mount!

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-no-nonono-noooo-cat-no-gif-13597132752790194338

[solid dagger]

To you maybe, to me that final was the best final ever

[smoky fable]

The Bianconeri and Rossoneri celebrate

[smoky fable]

Yeah you did not like those

[noble fractal]

gg greece

[amber grove]

Week away from NFL regular season football

[thorn hornet]

Ole sacked

United hire him

[solid dagger]

@dim ledge good game

Giannis is just too much

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/1961171995015745560

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

🚨 🚨 🚨

The #Cowboys are trading All-Pro Micah Parsons to the #Packers & they agreed to a 4-year, $188M deal done by @DavidMulugheta and @AndreOdom of @AthletesFirst including $136M gtd, per me, @TomPelissero & @SlaterNFL.
 
At $47M per year, Parsons is the highest-paid non-QB

X · Aug 28, 2025, 9:00 PM

@restive vector

@rustic ore @dim ledge @honest umbra @rustic lichen @sweet tree @rustic mountain

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/what-what-the-what-the-hell-wtf-gif-8562994133044611418

No fucking way

[proud coyote]

holy shit

[smoky fable]

Oh my god

[smoky fable]

Draft compensation is massive

[hollow wind]

WOW

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/MicahhParsons11/status/1961171971926061250

Micah Parsons (@MicahhParsons11)

Thank you Dallas ….. GO Pack Go! 🧀🟢🟡

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FixupX · Aug 28, 2025, 9:00 PM

[restive vector]

Wtf

[dim kettle]

Oh no. Now the Cowboys, who already weren't making the NFC title game, won't go to the NFC title game.

[trim timber]

[dim ledge]

Eh we the fuck

[rustic ore]

Details yet though?

[trim timber]

Jerry you done your same old bullshit.

[amber grove]

WHAT THE FUCK

NO WAY

[rustic ore]

No shot this got close to Herschel Walker

[hollow wind]

NFC North cinema

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/mattschneidman/status/1961173501760737661

Matt Schneidman (@mattschneidman)

Source: The Packers are trading at least two first-rounders to the Cowboys for Micah Parsons.

X · Aug 28, 2025, 9:06 PM

[hollow wind]

Dallas fans having to see Micah and Luka go in a 6 month span

[rustic ore]

Give me at least 3 so we can see something spicy

[hasty mesa]

Ok the Packers are a fucking problem now

McKinney and Parsons holy

[hollow wind]

That division continues to get more stacked

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/AdamSchefter/status/1961173714068017329

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Statement from Micah Parsons.

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FixupX · Aug 28, 2025, 9:07 PM

[hollow wind]

🙌

[amber grove]

Someone check on Scooter

[hasty mesa]

Also Cowboys are done this year

[dim kettle]

Even the misery is bigger in Texas.

[amber grove]

https://x.com/ScooterMagruder/status/1961173017834193266?t=O6S8EM0K22rUBPGH8iAnkw&s=19

Cameron Magruder (@ScooterMagruder)

I'm done

X · Aug 28, 2025, 9:04 PM

[torn gale]

Is Jerry

[dim kettle]

The NFC East meeting is gonna have a field day with Cowboy.

[proud coyote]

this helps jordan love

[amber grove]

https://www.youtube.com/live/4brdvP2mFqE?si=bnz1reKhY9axrVRB

TOM GROSSI AND TREE'S REACTION LIVE

[torn gale]

Jerry what the hell

[smoky fable]

My Josh Jacobs stock goes up

[amber grove]

@torn gale aren't you a Giants fan?

[dim ledge]

@restive vector don't jump

[torn gale]

Yeah?

I’m just shocked

[amber grove]

This is good for you is not? You don't have to face him 2 times a year now

[restive vector]

I don't even care about the cowboys anymore man

[rustic ore]

Quick, who is a star on the Stars? Asking for a friend

[hollow wind]

https://tenor.com/view/roger-pirates-one-piece-oden-kozuki-oden-gol-d-roger-gif-24708280

[torn gale]

Yeah it’s great for me I’m just shocked this happened

[restive vector]

Disappointment after disappointment

[dim kettle]

You'd probably need some hard alcohol to drink after this for Cowboys fans. But the hard drinks were probably traded to the Packers too.

[amber grove]

Jerry Jones I need him in front of a mic now

[hollow wind]

Jerry Jones gonna need the national guard rn

[torn gale]

Jerry jones is an idiot

But I’m glad he’s an idiot

I do legit feel bad though

A little bit

For Dallas fans

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/UrinatingTree/status/1961174968374620222

UrinatingTree (@UrinatingTree)

I legitimately hope Jerry Jones lives forever. He is the midwit that the NFL absolutely needs.

X · Aug 28, 2025, 9:12 PM

[torn gale]

As a whole

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/TomPelissero/status/1961174932383215898

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

The #Packers are expected to send Dallas two first-round picks and a player in the deal.

X · Aug 28, 2025, 9:11 PM

[torn gale]

Losing Luka and Micah in one year

[nimble onyx]

I lowkey feel bad, same way I feel about United fans

[smoky fable]

2 firsts and LVN

Late firsts as well

That is not that good

[slow violet]

BREAKING NEWS

EVERTBODY GET THE FUCK IN HERE

[dim kettle]

STARS. YOU'RE NEXT!

[torn gale]

You late blud

[rustic ore]

Van Ness??? At least get Kingsley

[spice socket]

What did Jerry Jones do

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/UrinatingTree/status/1961175262340727113

UrinatingTree (@UrinatingTree)

Oh my goodness it's going to happen... in DALLAS!
︀︀
︀︀ON SUNDAY NIGHT!!!!

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FixupX · Aug 28, 2025, 9:13 PM

[hollow wind]

Wonder if they try to trade up with these first rounders

[restive vector]

The stars are all I left

Please no

[rustic ore]

Van Ness is a fucking back up, he wasn’t even a starter in GB

[hollow wind]

And Dakota fucking Prescott is getting 60 mil a year 😭 I don’t like the cowboys but this is brutal

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/JFowlerESPN/status/1961175603194863833

Jeremy Fowler (@JFowlerESPN)

Source: the #Cowboys are receiving two 1 and DT Kenny Clark in the deal.

X · Aug 28, 2025, 9:14 PM

Kenny Clark

Kenny fucking Clark

[slow violet]

guys it would be funny as fuck if Jerry took a quarterback with the two First Round picks they got 😭

[smoky fable]

It’s Kenny Clark

[rustic ore]

A fucking NT…

[torn gale]

@restive vector silksong date was to soften this blow

[proud coyote]

using midwit in this context is so strange

[slow violet]

hes use to this, he probably doesn't feel anything

[weak gull]

Ew

Why GB

Yuck

[slow violet]

this is not even the worst thing Jerry has ever done

[dim kettle]

Jason Robertson to Vegas!

[smoky fable]

The packers NT room is worse even with him, but they don’t care

They get Parsons

@simple seal

Oh yeah you’re a Vikings fan

So this affects you guys too

[torn gale]

Good luck afc north lol

[smoky fable]

NFC

[torn gale]

He can no longer torment us

[slow violet]

afc north ?

[smoky fable]

He means NFC

[torn gale]

I’m tripping

[slow violet]

https://tenor.com/view/stallipiano-gif-26949640

[torn gale]

NFC notth

[weak gull]

Ragnow, lemme get one more year please boss man

[torn gale]

They gotta play him twice a year though

[hollow wind]

Mavericks traded away Luka and ended up with Flagg… imagine if the cowboys end up with Arch Manning in 2027 or some shit lol

[weak gull]

Cause they’d steamroll whoever the fuck plays NT in GB now

[torn gale]

We might only lose to the cowboys by 15 now that parsons is gone

[dim kettle]

That's illegal.

[torn gale]

There is no god if this is the case

[hollow wind]

Would be some weird twist of fate

[slow violet]

im telling you, that would crash all social media 😭

[weak gull]

That’d take another dak injury or something

[dim kettle]

Thankfully, the NFL can't rig draft positions.

[smoky fable]

I thought you guys the rams would pay that but staffords back is a mess and they’re looking at qbs in 2026

so never mind

[slow violet]

https://tenor.com/view/how-do-we-tell-him-mr-krabs-spongebob-meme-spongebob-meme-gif-24063814

[dim kettle]

The Dolphins can tell you how well that went.

[slow violet]

the dolphins are a for fun team

[weak gull]

Very

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1961177210397888700

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

If I showed this to a Dallas fan a year ago....
︀︀
︀︀😭😭
︀︀
︀︀(📸 @brgridiron)

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FixupX · Aug 28, 2025, 9:20 PM

[amber grove]

I'm happy about the Bears fans being upset

Fuck the Bears

[slow violet]

whats his contract?

like APY?

[dim kettle]

If the Bears were a serious team, they wouldn't care so much about the Packers and focus on winning championships.

[weak gull]

? But why tho

[slow violet]

if Arch manning goes to the cowboys, saints fans are about to crash out 😭

[dim kettle]

Let them

[smoky fable]

What did they ever do to the falcons

You got more beef with the packers in playoff history than the bears

[dim kettle]

Everybody should hate BEARS FOOTBALL!!

[amber grove]

I just don't like their fans

[smoky fable]

Oh

[amber grove]

Nothing against the team

I like the team

I hate the fans

[weak gull]

They aren’t that bad honestly

[dim kettle]

The fans just love mediocrity. But that's just a Chicago sports thing.

[weak gull]

A lot of them keep it pretty real being here

[weak gull]

I was gonna say, they embrace the embarrassment these days

[slow violet]

LOL i just realized they have George Pickens on that team 😭

[dim kettle]

I'm a White Sox fan. So a lot of that fandom bleeds into the other teams. Lots of them care so much about the stuff that shouldn't matter. Like, I say BEARS FOOTBALL!! as a joke because that's what Chicago fans say. They say it like it means something other then losing and bad football for 40+ years.

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/1961171995015745560

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

🚨 🚨 🚨

The #Cowboys are trading All-Pro Micah Parsons to the #Packers & they agreed to a 4-year, $188M deal done by @DavidMulugheta and @AndreOdom of @AthletesFirst including $136M gtd, per me, @TomPelissero & @SlaterNFL.
 
At $47M per year, Parsons is the highest-paid non-QB

X · Aug 28, 2025, 9:00 PM

[slow violet]

https://tenor.com/view/shiet-angry-gif-13515034

lol bro these dudes reaching QB territory its crazy

[dim kettle]

These talents don't grow on trees.

https://x.com/Schultz_Report/status/1961178825968292256

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report)

Text from an NFC executive: “The Cowboys make no fuc*ing sense.”

X · Aug 28, 2025, 9:27 PM

[simple seal]

Baseball stadiums of the 1960s

[smoky fable]

Calming tweet in this storm

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/DallasStars/status/1961179695799517266

Dallas Stars (@DallasStars)

Don’t worry y’all, Mikko Rantanen is a Dallas Star.

X · Aug 28, 2025, 9:30 PM

For now

[amber grove]

https://youtu.be/T9_WC8qx9EQ?si=n6512_qEs7hklMXL

[smoky fable]

Cowboys fans quit on the season

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/SamuelBrownRBT/status/1961180858368323830

RBT (@SamuelBrownRBT)

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FixupX · Aug 28, 2025, 9:35 PM

[amber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-patrick-star-laugh-fall-over-loosing-it-gif-12699572490101125055

[slow violet]

we all knew after this it was over 😭

https://tenor.com/view/we-dem-boyz-cowboys-how-bout-them-cowboys-dallas-cowboys-dallas-cowboys-suck-gif-16104824912589268418

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/TampaBayTre/status/1961179706671214593

Trevor Sikkema (@TampaBayTre)

Clark is 29 and coming off his worst year as a pass rusher (63.1 grade), is going to a similar 4-down front in Dallas, and hasn’t had a single-season run defense grade above 61.5 in four years with his contract getting more expensive after this season.

I can’t, man

X · Aug 28, 2025, 9:30 PM

[amber grove]

I might draft the Packers defense now

[proud coyote]

they still have a horrible schedule

[amber grove]

The secondary depth isn't great but they can be a top 5 defense

OH MY GOD NEXT THURSDAY JUST GOT WAY BETTER

[forest bison]

Lions vs Packers in the NFCN gonna be a war

[amber grove]

EAGLES GONNA SCORE 60 😭😭😭😭

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/NFL_Memes/status/1961182661483139514

NFL Memes (@NFL_Memes)

Lions, Bears, and Vikings fans seeing Micah Parsons on the Packers

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FixupX · Aug 28, 2025, 9:42 PM

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-gif-2094923404622962137

AND HE STAYS IN THE NFC

LFG

https://tenor.com/view/natalie-nunn-adore-nunn-zeus-network-auntea-podcast-baddies-caribbean-gif-8202976007732847955

[amber grove]

https://x.com/dallascowboys/status/1961182856358805625?t=kiZSjYfVrwwtoJqXnclYsA&s=19

Dallas Cowboys (@dallascowboys)

We have completed a trade to receive a 2026 first-round pick, a 2027 first-round pick, and Pro Bowler DT Kenny Clark from the Packers in exchange for Micah Parsons.

🗞️: https://t.co/7Hiwb2Nilj | @blockchain

X · Aug 28, 2025, 9:43 PM

[rustic mountain]

Gfdi Jerry Lmaooo

Dallas is going to stay losing gdi lmaoooo

Azua losing two stars in what a year is mind boggling

Luka and Micah just gone

[dim kettle]

Yeah. Now the Cowboys who weren't making the NFC title game won't make the NFC title game.

[rustic mountain]

I know I know but

[plush jungle]

That's an insane contract

[rustic mountain]

This is just

Amazing

Jerry Jones continues to Jerry Jones

[trim timber]

[dim kettle]

Yankees fans in shambles.

[trim timber]

How bout dem Cowboys

[honest umbra]

How about them packers

[rustic mountain]

Dude okay forgot to mention this

Saw a house with not only a Yankees flag

Not only a Lakers flag

I was super hoping

But it was a raiders flag

ALMOST THE IRL TRIFECTA

[thorn hornet]

Mainoo to leave on loan

[hollow wind]

Still rooting for the lions in that division tho

[dim kettle]

Take that Goff jersey off

[hollow wind]

Nope he’s still my guy

They can never make me root against Jared Goff

[dim kettle]

Unless it's in red and gold colors.

[hollow wind]

Hmm maybe then yea

[robust grotto]

THE NY GIANTS ARENT THE LAUGHING STOCK ANY MORE

THANK YOU JERRY

https://tenor.com/view/god-jesus-christ-for-god-nothing-shall-be-impossible-gif-16390836

[willow galleon]

T3 dumbest people in the us

[hollow wind]

Ay ay ay easy there buddy. We’re not gonna forget paying Daniel Jones $40 mil a year so quickly

[dim kettle]

For now

[willow galleon]

Until Jaxson Dart throws darts to the defense

[hollow wind]

Let Russell Wilson fuck up first

[robust grotto]

NOPE

Buccaneers to da toilet bowl

[willow galleon]

"Giants country let's stomp"

[robust grotto]

Mainoo open to loan. I'd love to get him

[dim kettle]

The Bucs are the toilet bowl. Don't you know what record they hold after all these years?

[robust grotto]

ngl I dont

[dim kettle]

26 straight Ls.

[dim ledge]

@hasty basin Gakpo to sign a new contract to 2028

Cc @smoky fable @marsh olive @hollow umbra

[willow galleon]

Still more super bowls then my team

[dim ledge]

@frail berry

[robust grotto]

... in the 70s?!

[simple seal]

Oh yeah, that one

[dim kettle]

Ohio is not allowed to have nice things often.

[simple seal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpZvg_FjL3Q

[dim kettle]

And no one has still broken it.

[smoky fable]

Oh that’s the PSV insider as well. That’s good

[simple seal]

1976-1977, 0-14 and then 0-12 before destroying the Saints in NOLA lmao

[smoky fable]

Trust him

[simple seal]

And then they won at home vs the Cardinals and the crowd went fucking nuts, I recommend watching that game

[willow galleon]

At least we got kings island

[dim kettle]

They ran onto the field.

[hollow wind]

I’d lose 26 straight games for Tom Brady and a SB 50 years later. Sounds like a fair trade to me

[frail berry]

Hell yeah Gakpo so underrated imo

[dim kettle]

And then both HCs that lost to the Bucs that year got fired.

[simple seal]

Funny thing is they made it to the NFC Championship game like 2 years after that

[hollow wind]

Lmao

[robust grotto]

fair play. I will shut up about the Bucs now lmao

besides me saying i like the pewter

[dim kettle]

And then you remember that it took being the Browns/Jets of the league for 3 decades before 1997.

[willow galleon]

I thought you said remeber not recommend for a second

[simple seal]

Bucs are legit the worst team by historical record, they just really took advantage of their few good years... like the Marlins lol

[dim ledge]

Correct, guy is super close with Cody's agent

they smoke weed together or something idk

[smoky fable]

I didn’t know that. That’s funny

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/throwing-things-throwing-a-fit-tantrum-angry-pissed-gif-18091201488917551893

[willow galleon]

The Bengals are going 14-3 this year trust me

[dim kettle]

They were so bad in the 80s and early 90s that teams like the Vikings in the old NFC Central wanted to kick the Bucs out because they were making the division look bad.

[rustic mountain]

I am beginning to loathe Tom's time in Tampa

[simple seal]

😭

[simple seal]

BB is a fraud /j

[rustic mountain]

I mean he is a bit

[robust grotto]

Marlins still have never won the divison lol yet they have 2 rings

[rustic mountain]

And that's fine

[dim kettle]

the Bucs, Marlins, and Carolina Hurricanes used to have something special, man.

[simple seal]

I mean the QBs after Tom were 💀

And still made the playoffs with one

[rustic mountain]

I loathe Tom's time in Tampa because there seems to be this revisionist movement going on about how I guess important his time was in Tampa vs New England

[simple seal]

Then the Bills did their thing but yeah

[robust grotto]

how dare you add Carolina to this (no, i get it)

Dude. the hurricanes played terrorist hockey in the playoffs and i will forever hate them for it. the most unwatchable playoff hockey ever

[rustic mountain]

People focus a lot on his Tampa times but like the dude already had 3 hof worthy careers in New England essentially

[willow galleon]

I've said once, I'll say it again the Penn State of the NFL

[dim kettle]

Don't worry, Sab. Colts fans feel the same way about Peyton in Denver.

[rustic mountain]

I know they do

But fuck the Colts

[plush jungle]

Jimmy G was really supposed to be the future

[robust grotto]

this is our colts this is our team

[willow galleon]

For who?

[simple seal]

Packers fans dodged the bullet in 2009

[rustic mountain]

Bill wanted him to be our future

[simple seal]

Imagine Favre leading the Vikings to a SB 💀

[plush jungle]

patriots

[rustic mountain]

And tbf he showed promise

But he was also fragile

[hollow wind]

At least I think him going to Tampa and winning did loads for his legacy. You literally can’t say the silly “Brady without Belichick wouldn’t win anything” ever again lmao

[dim kettle]

Favre was so close to being a Buccaneer in 08.

[rustic mountain]

I agree 100%

[willow galleon]

I forgot he played for then

[plush jungle]

lol what

[willow galleon]

I didn't start watching sports till 2017

[plush jungle]

gotcha

[rustic mountain]

But at the same time, this focus on his time in Tampa when yes he was good, but it wasn't the same level of his god tier status in NE

It's not like he pulled a Peyton and had a record breaking season in Tampa

[willow galleon]

||I still have to raise my hand to use the bathroom btw 😭||

[plush jungle]

lol

[rustic mountain]

As a NE fan, it just gets tiring seeing his Tampa times plastered everywhere as if 97% of his magic and greatness wasnt in navy silver and red

[simple seal]

Cant forget that game vs the Packers were Brady did his best to throw the game lmao

3 picks iirc

[rustic mountain]

Exactly

[simple seal]

But the Packers failed to capitalize

[rustic mountain]

That's exactly my poiny

Point

[dim kettle]

IDK about how Pat fans feel. But all I can tell you about Brady in Tampa is I saw a ring and a wonderful 13 win season that ended in a catch that I will not acknowledge for my mental health sake

[rustic mountain]

Look I am happy for Tampa fans

Yall deserved a ring

And I dont even hate Brady for leaving