sports

[rustic mountain]

2 is better but yes

[smoky fable]

Also needed to play the VR game to understand some stuff

But I can agree

[rapid yoke]

amorim ball 🥶

[nimble onyx]

Ugarte is so bad lol

[versed forge]

@hasty mesa otc

[dim ledge]

How wrong I was

[nimble onyx]

He’s a stubborn one isn’t he?

Onana ffs

😭

[dim ledge]

Dawg ...

[smoky fable]

oh wow

Onana is back

https://x.com/GoalsXtra/status/1960787540396384749

Goals Xtra (@GoalsXtra)

ANDRE ONANA !

The Legend is BACK!

X · Aug 27, 2025, 7:32 PM

[dim ledge]

@robust grotto

[rustic lichen]

Saints fans how do yall feel about Spencer Rattler

Genuinely curious

[frail berry]

He’s ass

[robust grotto]

There’s no fucking way

Naaaah

No way bro

[frail berry]

I don’t know anything about him I’m joking

[robust grotto]

Holy shot

[rustic lichen]

I was about to say I didn’t know you were a Saints fan lmao

[ripe yacht]

SACK HARAMORIM AT HALFTIME

[hasty basin]

Just transfer Onana out bro

[ripe yacht]

6 defenders vs Grimbsy btw

[hasty basin]

Just torturing the poor man

[smoky fable]

What makes you interested in the saints and rattler

[nimble onyx]

I feel like this is more on Onana than anything

[dim ledge]

6??????

[smoky fable]

He's basically a stopgap for a qb next year

[dim ledge]

I thought it was a five

Oh my God

[rustic lichen]

I’ve just seen so many memes about him but never actually watched any legitimate film or games of his

[hasty basin]

?

[rustic lichen]

So I didn’t know if he was actually legit

[hasty basin]

You're NOT doing the Amad Diallo defender gimmick

[sweet tree]

hold up united is losing to WHO

[frail berry]

Nah seriously who are they

[smoky fable]

He literally threw a bad ball that got Olave concussed and resulted in a fumble.

[rustic lichen]

So he throws hospital passes?

Makes sense

[smoky fable]

That was also the same year Carr got him absolutely smashed against the panthers thanks to a hospital ball as well. awful concussion and he's got too much sadly.

[thorn hornet]

United are baac-? Wait in trouble?

[dim ledge]

I need to go kiss Alisson right now

[nimble onyx]

Who else do they have

[thorn hornet]

We can beat anyone-Amorim, well clearly not Grimsby or Fulham

[dim ledge]

Dawg

[thorn hornet]

Jist cut your losses now lads

[rapid yoke]

lord andrea berta THJANK YOU for getting gyokeres over tesco

[hasty basin]

Free the poor guy bro

[smoky fable]

oh my god, that's disgusting

[ripe yacht]

Last time we beat them was in 46 guys, theyre actually insane

[hasty basin]

Wow and not Mamarda...

[rustic lichen]

We talking Mark Sanchez level hospital balls?

[smoky fable]

Mainoo writing in his transferrequest as we speak

[nimble onyx]

I know Eddy had a mistake in him from time to time, but…

[hasty basin]

This isn't even that bad of a lineup I just wanna see how they're playing

They're passing it around the back aren't they

Like I get it's Grimsby man but

Lol

[thorn hornet]

Fuck sakes man how are you being dominated by Grimsby Town

[nimble onyx]

Who else do they have tbf

[rapid yoke]

its not even like a lucky lead they are genuinely playing better too

[dim ledge]

I'm bringing him some kindzumarauli

[thorn hornet]

Purple Aki died for this btw

[ripe yacht]

Ten hag would've never allowed this btw, 5-0-5 ball would be up 4 goals rn

[thorn hornet]

Yeah exactly

Not even fluke goals

[thorn hornet]

You never know what you got until it's truly gone

[dim ledge]

Tbh he was only mid in the last 2 years

[hasty basin]

It would be

I get why this is happening

[ripe yacht]

This manager doesnt have it in him, ten hag with ineos backing could've been fine, as long as he has no say on transfers

[hasty basin]

United still wants to keep the big club persona so they keep possession and try to build up

[frail berry]

The second one would’ve been ruled out for hand ball but it’s still so shit from Onana

[hasty basin]

Even though none of those players are good in buildup

It's what "elite clubs should do"

[rapid yoke]

i love when a player goes down injured near the stands and u can see the fans getting their phone out to record them

[ripe yacht]

We have never been the possession type of team, counter attack is the DNA of this team

[hasty basin]

And that's completely fine

[ripe yacht]

Hate this obsession with keeping possession

[hasty basin]

Of course I'm not a big team fan so I don't know what people like

But keeping possession lost us the game yesterday

"We're better so we MUST keep possession"

[dim ledge]

There's that one gif of the pool fan (I think?) pulling his phone out and snapping a pic

Kills me every time

[hasty basin]

You have a literal physical monster up front

[thorn hornet]

@dim ledge are you having the time of your life as I am?

[hasty basin]

Just play long balls to him

[thorn hornet]

Wish Lunik was alive to see this

Would bring closure

[dim ledge]

[rapid yoke]

ive not seen sesko outmuscle his marker once

[dim ledge]

I had them top 5 man

What the hell was I thinking

[frail berry]

https://tenor.com/view/liverpool-fan-liverpool-fan-camera-gabby-gif-25682189

[rapid yoke]

grimsby arent even top 5 in league two

[dim ledge]

You gorgeous man

[nimble onyx]

Tbf I thought they would’ve done well after the Arsenal game as well

[thorn hornet]

I had them 10th

[nimble onyx]

Especially with no European football

[ripe yacht]

Ashworth was right about amorim man, southgate was the man 😔

[dim ledge]

Bro

[dim ledge]

Can he please

PLEASE

Fucking play Mainoo

[thorn hornet]

Mainoo on the bench seeing this

[robust grotto]

I’m hoping they loan him to us but they won’t

[hasty basin]

Solid aerial duels won in Bundes

[rapid yoke]

ayden heaven is the most nothing player ive ever watched

[nimble onyx]

Kobbie is playing rn

[ripe yacht]

That terrorist is playing mainoo with zoogarte rn

Put on casemiro man

[dim ledge]

lmfao

Oh man

[thorn hornet]

Zoogarte lmfao

[frail berry]

😭 😭

[dim ledge]

Ugarte is actually shit

[rapid yoke]

INEOS ARE YOU MAD

[hasty basin]

In theory it should work because Mainoo is slow and not that good off ball so he needs a destroyer next to him

But 🥀

[thorn hornet]

WE ARE MOVINGGGH

[hasty basin]

That's probably not even the main issue

[frail berry]

We are so big now 😭

[ripe yacht]

We'll be back when we change stadiums, fuck pogba

[dim ledge]

Chelsea have Caicedo, you lot have Rice, we have Grav, City have Rodri

And they get a fucking bricklayer from Montevideo

[thorn hornet]

Dude Enrique was more than happy to ship Ugarte

[rapid yoke]

most stacked position in the prem when u think about it

[hasty basin]

One of Grimsby's CBs is 173 cm

[rapid yoke]

5 world beaters

[ripe yacht]

Just a little taller than martinez then

[thorn hornet]

Ugarte's tackle on Havertz created a ripple effect that allowed us to sign Eze, I'm thankful truly

[rapid yoke]

united are going to have just the prem to play by october

[dim ledge]

Here's the real question

Who the hell is out there to replace Amorim?

[thorn hornet]

Ange

[nimble onyx]

Surely they’ll finish above 10th then

[rapid yoke]

grimsbys manager 😭

[dim ledge]

No please

[hasty basin]

Do you guys think Rangers lucked out hiring another relegated prem manager 👍

[dim ledge]

I like Ange

Don't do this to him

[ripe yacht]

As long as it means, Mr no back to back wins, 7 wins in 28 is sacked

[hasty basin]

Has to be someone adaptable

Ole was adaptable but he had other issues sadly

[dim ledge]

Fuck those fascists

[thorn hornet]

Russell gonna last 2 seasons, summer and autumn

[rapid yoke]

icl if i was a united fan i would be jumping ships rn

[hasty basin]

Oh ffs just looked at who got a red for them

Well that's like 2M off Aarons price then

[dim ledge]

@plush jungle I tried warning you

[ripe yacht]

Time to ruin Iraola's career or xavi i guess 🙂

[hasty basin]

As much as I hate it

Iraola at united would be the funniest thing

Because it's the most misfit of tactics they've had yet

[dim ledge]

Hire Jose back

Let him out a cigarette out in Ugartes eye or something

Really motivate the players

[ripe yacht]

Southgate will save us

[hasty basin]

A defensive guy LIKE Southgate genuinely would be the move but uh

[dim ledge]

[hasty basin]

I think United will just take someone else's successful manager

[dim ledge]

Oh dear

[thorn hornet]

Tbf he said Prem

[dim ledge]

I've found an image

[thorn hornet]

Never mentioned League Two

[ripe yacht]

Potter outlasting him is hilarious ngl

[hasty basin]

Oh wow

Every color by the column

[plush jungle]

looks like my fantasy team name is going to be irrelevant soon

[rapid yoke]

tbf if amorim gets sacked and joins sporting again

he just scammed united for 15m

[ripe yacht]

My manager knew ball wow

[thorn hornet]

Amorim at the FT heading back to Lisbon

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/cristiand-adamo-gif-18217310

[hasty basin]

He didn't even wanna go mid season

Was forced to

[ripe yacht]

We need someone haram like simeone, no more of these hipster managers

[dim ledge]

Classic

[robust grotto]

What is the context lmfao

[hasty basin]

That's the funniest part

Lunik

[rapid yoke]

a dream 😭😭😭

[plush jungle]

must be signing amorim

[thorn hornet]

Takover

Ineos takeover

[ripe yacht]

We got ugarte and heaven the same day lmao

[robust grotto]

Oh that’s right hahaha okay okay

[thorn hornet]

Heaven and hell

[rapid yoke]

i thought it was ugarte signing

[plush jungle]

oh ugarte

[hasty basin]

I can't believe Heaven left Jesus and joined the red devils

Truly awful stuff

[thorn hornet]

He wasn't all that

[rapid yoke]

chididdy fartin looking at his "pathway"

[thorn hornet]

Yeah was about to say

What was he thinking

[rapid yoke]

hes relegated to u21s 😭

[thorn hornet]

He would have started over Merino last season

[rapid yoke]

tbf we wouldve done much worse

[solid dagger]

5-0 at halftime is nasty

[rapid yoke]

people forget merino got 3 g/a against madrid

[hasty basin]

The Russell Martin special

[solid dagger]

Not the best moment for Scottish football

[robust grotto]

https://x.com/paddypower/status/1960787732994908497?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Paddy Power (@paddypower)

Grimsby fans singing: “Can we play you every week” at Manchester United.

What a time to be alive.

X · Aug 27, 2025, 7:33 PM

[hasty basin]

Actually it is the best moment

It's Rangers

[robust grotto]

[thorn hornet]

No way United actually lose to these guys lmao

2nd half lock in

[hasty basin]

Jose losing...

[honest umbra]

U think they will be able to?

[hasty basin]

[honest umbra]

This looks grim…

[dim ledge]

Rangers losing makes me happy

[thorn hornet]

Cunha and Sesko, guns jammed

[robust grotto]

[dim ledge]

Amorgrim?

[hasty basin]

I wanted Jose back in UCL :(

Not even that bad of a team dawg

[thorn hornet]

If they can't break through that Grimsby defence then we have to talk, I can excuse against Arsenal's backline but this

[solid dagger]

It's genuinely inexplicable how United are so bad after all these years

[thorn hornet]

(Self glaze)

[solid dagger]

On paper their teams isn't that bad

[thorn hornet]

Key word

On paper

[hasty basin]

Dawg their team is just

Random great players mashed up together

[solid dagger]

They switched so many managers and players and they still haven't been able to find the right formula

[hasty basin]

That's the problem

Like ok let's say they get Iraola

[thorn hornet]

Great players (Ugarte)

[robust grotto]

You know… idk who my Scottish team would be @dim ledge I’ll have to learn more

Certainly not Celtic, blech.

[hasty basin]

Essentially they went from some 5-0-5 BS with ETH, very structually free to a strict 5-2-3 or a 3-4-3 that's made for possession football then they'd be going to a 4-2-3-1 gegenpress that heavily relies on the other team having possession which United's board wouldn't like and he'd be forced to keep possession with this team

[solid dagger]

People clowned Mourinho when he said one of the biggest achievements of his career was finishing 2nd with United

Once again he was right all along

[thorn hornet]

Motherwell?

[hasty basin]

Mourinho was fairly good at adapting too

Although I do think his united side looked better on points than it actually was

Relied on player talent

[robust grotto]

Yeah I could see that! Or Hearts

Definitely neither Glasgow team

[hasty basin]

Mine is Hibs

[robust grotto]

Naturally hahaha

[hasty basin]

[robust grotto]

I respect it

I wish my club could do that smfh

[hasty basin]

I do really like Celtic though

[thorn hornet]

I wanna go for Celtic bc of Tierney but naahhh

[ripe yacht]

Crazy setup lmao https://fixupx.com/TouchlineX/status/1960795116081439209?s=19

The Touchline | 𝐓 (@TouchlineX)

📸 - Grimsby Town it might be time to get scared because BRUNO FERNANDES, BRYAN MBEUMO AND MATTHIJS DE LIGT ARE COMING ON!

**💬 41 🔁 11 ❤️ 146 👁️ 5.6K **

FixupX · Aug 27, 2025, 8:02 PM

[hasty basin]

Without the connection stuff

[thorn hornet]

Hearts tor me

[hasty basin]

I like the culture they have and everything

[dim ledge]

Celtic because of Ireland

Easy

[robust grotto]

Might have to agree

[hasty basin]

The Japanese player trend is so fun

The Jota on the wing song they had as well

Beautiful

I'm happy he went back to them

[thorn hornet]

Ohhh Reo Hatate

[hasty basin]

Random Scottish fans learning to say Shunsuke Nakamura's name 🕊️

[thorn hornet]

IT'S SHUNSUKE NAKAMURA YA FACKING DOUGH BALL

[hasty basin]

Love that edit

[rapid yoke]

oh my god

it was so almost 3-0

[hasty basin]

Footy should just have 2000s cameras

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/wez_x0/status/1960787310439432665?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

aight pal (@wez_x0)

Onana vs Grimsby highlights

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Aug 27, 2025, 7:31 PM

[ripe yacht]

That was so close to being handball lol

[hasty basin]

Wtf it's 6-0 already

Might end 10 and get him sacked thetre

There

[smoky fable]

Chats on a ManU pack watch

Amorim is on sack watch

[hasty basin]

Wolves very own!

I don't understand ANY hype with Russell Martin

Like with Kompany ok sure he had a relegated prem side but at least he WAS good in the championship had Burnley top

But Martin didn't even have Southampton as a good team he just got lucky in the playoffs 😭

[smoky fable]

Not off to a hot start speaking of Southampton

[robust grotto]

Seriously

[dim ledge]

Long may it continue

[hasty basin]

Good

[burnt cedar]

Would love to watch West Ham vs United rn

[hasty basin]

Scummers should stay down

[burnt cedar]

Would pay good money for it

[hasty basin]

I do like Will Still but

His fault for going to them

[robust grotto]

Bro LMAO

https://x.com/d_degea/status/1960744438222704831?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

David de Gea (@D_DeGea)

Recommend top tier animes I should watch 👀

X · Aug 27, 2025, 4:41 PM

[burnt cedar]

Did you know Will Still led Reims to a 19 game unbeaten streak

[robust grotto]

United - literally suffering
de Gea. - “what anime should I watch?”

[hasty basin]

"Did you know that Stade de Reims get fined 22k for every game Will Still manages?"

https://tenor.com/view/tweaking-out-black-guy-tweaking-meme-gif-6022943353035016664

[hasty basin]

1 move changed bros life

https://x.com/TouchlineX/status/1960797834443206795?t=4zZqkhaa4VX4NvG94-uwWg&s=19

The Touchline | 𝐓 (@TouchlineX)

2-2 Wehen.

THEY HAVE EQUALIZED VS BAYERN MUNICH AFTER GOING 2-0 DOWN AND THEY HAVE ACTUALLY PULLED OFF THE IMPOSSIBLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE NUMBER 6 FROM THE 3RD DIVISION IN GERMANY HAVE EQUALIZED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

X · Aug 27, 2025, 8:13 PM

[sweet tree]

bayern just got another pen

[mental wind]

his banner is peak

[hasty mesa]

@rustic ore

[sweet tree]

NO WAY

keeper did a double save

triple actually

[smoky fable]

Hmmmm

[sweet tree]

kane's pen got saved

[frail berry]

What a save

[hasty basin]

https://fixupx.com/StokeyyG2/status/1960657591488364854

george (@StokeyyG2)

Absolutely rolls off the tongue this chant

**💬 29 🔁 90 ❤️ 3.5K 👁️ 365.6K **

▶ Play video

FixupX · Aug 27, 2025, 10:56 AM

Holy shit Milner played

Today

[ripe yacht]

At some point you have to blame the manager

The fact people are still behind him is insane

[hasty basin]

Mboomo

[rustic lichen]

What the actual fuck is this

[hasty basin]

Makes sense

[ripe yacht]

This is our first goal for the season lmao

[hasty basin]

As in not an own goal

Man I had Mbeumo in my wildcard draft for FPL

I do really like him

[rustic lichen]

Skip Bayless, Gilbert Arenas, Aqib Talib, and Jay Gruden is literally the most random group of people to do a show

[rapid yoke]

watch united scam a win after being dominated for 70 minutes

same thing with spurs last season

[sweet tree]

kane wins it

[maiden bronze]

2-3 to bayern

[smoky fable]

The controversial 4

[dim ledge]

https://x.com/rioferdy5/status/1960799530175098900

Rio Ferdinand (@rioferdy5)

Breathe.
Going bed.
WhatsApp notifications off.

X · Aug 27, 2025, 8:20 PM

[smoky fable]

Peace and quiet at last. Also good Garfield emote

[spice socket]

[thorn hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/red-dead-redemption-rdr2-arthur-morgan-confused-wtf-gif-16103884

Was fun

[dim ledge]

We jerked too hard

[thorn hornet]

Slabhead saves the day

[honest umbra]

The jerk wasn’t allowed to finish

[thorn hornet]

We jacked off too hard now we paid the price

[honest umbra]

Grimsby can still win no?

[sweet tree]

2 halves of football

nah

[thorn hornet]

Nope

They were never going to win tbh

Suprised they lasted long as they did

This is my 9/11

It means Amorim stays so we good

[honest umbra]

What about penalties?

[thorn hornet]

Onana is shit but he isn't a bum he will save some

[honest umbra]

Didn’t some kazakh side win in penalties yesterday to go to UCL against Celtic?

Just need one iconic GK performance

[thorn hornet]

Hopefully

[frail berry]

That was the chance

😭

Is there et or straight to pens

[honest umbra]

Pens

[crude berry]

It's like they never left

[thorn hornet]

Ok now we go on pens

[ripe yacht]

Should've taken off onana for bayinder for pens

[honest umbra]

Where can I watch pens?

Onana will def save one

[robust grotto]

“Onana is shit but he isn’t a bum” is hilarious

[ripe yacht]

They will miss one*

[honest umbra]

That’s true they just gonna miss

[thorn hornet]

Thank you

[robust grotto]

“Onana is shit but he’s not poop”

[thorn hornet]

Goal

[honest umbra]

Goal

[thorn hornet]

United give me sum before College takes my happiness away

Bruno converts

[crude berry]

Lord Onana giveth

🙏

[honest umbra]

Burns scores

Oduor misses

[thorn hornet]

Taketh

Bro this guy ain't saving shitt

AHAHA

No way

[honest umbra]

WHATTT

no way

Cunha missed???

[thorn hornet]

Jinxy

[robust grotto]

Keep us posted lads

[sweet tree]

cunha missed

[thorn hornet]

Mainoo next

[crude berry]

That pen from zirkzee was sublime

[thorn hornet]

Thought he was gonna miss on purpose

6-6

[crude berry]

[thorn hornet]

ONANA CAN'T GUESS SHIT RIGHT

[crude berry]

Amorim praying to keep his job

[thorn hornet]

Maguire gah damn

[crude berry]

😭

[thorn hornet]

Cannoned that shit

BARELY SCORED

SHOULD SAVE THAT ONE

Is this man dumb

[crude berry]

[thorn hornet]

De ligt

Onana is the same level of a keeper as Grimsbys

[solid dagger]

10 pens each 😭

Watch Onana miss the last one

It's written in the stars

[frail berry]

Wait

[crude berry]

Might aswell put a donkey in the goal post

[frail berry]

Has sesko taken a pen yet?

[thorn hornet]

Sesko now

[solid dagger]

He just did

[thorn hornet]

Then Onana

[crude berry]

😂

[frail berry]

So the striker is taking it last

💀

[solid dagger]

Slovenian Haaland? 🥶

[thorn hornet]

Goalie scored

[solid dagger]

Onana time baby

It would be SO funny

[crude berry]

Onana please

🙏

[thorn hornet]

Onana scored too lmao

[sweet tree]

is it still not over

lol tf

[solid dagger]

Nope lmfao

[frail berry]

10-10

[sweet tree]

jesus

put the keepers in

[robust grotto]

Grimsby will lose this now

[solid dagger]

Are we taking the over or under 15.5 pens

[robust grotto]

Under

[frail berry]

Under

[robust grotto]

This is about to end

[thorn hornet]

Why nobody missing

This gonna go to 22-23

[crude berry]

[thorn hornet]

Come on Pym son

[solid dagger]

Also wtf Vardy is close to signing a contract with Cremonese lmfao

Career mode transfers after the second year

[thorn hornet]

Average Italian league age

ONANA 2 HANDS SAVE BUT STILL GOES IN

HE IS A BUM

[crude berry]

[thorn hornet]

Diving early too

Is the man ret@rded

[dim ledge]

GRIMSBY WIN

MISSED

[robust grotto]

nah no way

[thorn hornet]

CROSSVAR

LMAOOO

KINDER BUENO

[robust grotto]

[crude berry]

[thorn hornet]

LMFAOIOOOOO

[frail berry]

LMAOOOOO

[noble fractal]

united lost

[robust grotto]

Their two biggest signings missed looooool

[noble fractal]

what am I seeing

[thorn hornet]

This is the biggest humiliation in England history

[noble fractal]

thats a 4th league club

[rapid yoke]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[spice socket]

God is good

[crude berry]

[thorn hornet]

Peak

[rapid yoke]

300m spent this summer btw

[crude berry]

Football won

[sweet tree]

united are out

[thorn hornet]

SESKO CUNHA MBEUMO- guns jammed

[smoky fable]

Wow

They’re out

[thorn hornet]

Amorim you gotta go bro

Pack it up

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/GoalsXtra/status/1960813782973751464?t=VbeG7OZn26YaojHemFmiwg&s=19

Goals Xtra (@GoalsXtra)

Mbuemo missed! Manchester United is out of #EFLCup

**💬 1 🔁 4 ❤️ 40 👁️ 1 **

▶ Play video

FixupX · Aug 27, 2025, 9:16 PM

[simple seal]

YEAAAAAH

[honest umbra]

LMAOOO

I TOLD UUU @thorn hornet

[crude berry]

Lmao

[rapid yoke]

@thorn hornet imagine the outrage if we lost in the second round to a league two team in 2020

[honest umbra]

ANYTHING IS POSSIVLE

WITH MAN U

[thorn hornet]

Wouldn't hear the end of it

[thorn hornet]

I WASN'T FAMILIAR

[rapid yoke]

full time kicked out the big 6

[burnt cedar]

UNITED LMAOOOOOO

[sweet tree]

they won on 12-11 for pens

[ripe yacht]

Mbuemo missed on purpose to sack amorim, my G

[thorn hornet]

@robust grotto THERE IS YOUR CLOSURE

[burnt cedar]

YANITED YANITED

[solid dagger]

He's the promising youngster this league needs

[dim ledge]

I thank God every day for Alisson Becker

[sweet tree]

you got a few more months till that happens

[crude berry]

Relegation next

[solid dagger]

I'd genuinely consider never watching football again if I were a United fan

[robust grotto]

Not really we’re still dog shit but thank you lol

[thorn hornet]

Goldbridgereaction gonna hit like a crack

[ripe yacht]

If he doesnt get the call rn, ineos are frauds and we are finished

[simple seal]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-beverley-patrick-beverley-nba-timberwolves-gif-11752728165167489486

[solid dagger]

This is all an experiment to test United fans' endurance

[thorn hornet]

Sir Alex made a deal with Shaytan

[ripe yacht]

SJR better be on call with another manager as we speak

[lavish nexus]

I actually can’t stop laughing

[rapid yoke]

did u guys see amorim with his head in his hands

[fringe tundra]

What the hell is going on United

[burnt cedar]

I hope we avoid this Grimsby super team… @thorn hornet @rapid yoke

[fringe tundra]

🤣🤣🤣

[thorn hornet]

I hope so too, my timbers are shivered

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/hinatwt-gif-25918467

[fringe tundra]

When’s he getting sacked bro 😭😭😭

[robust grotto]

West Ham and Man U

[fringe tundra]

Bout time already 😭🙏🙏

[simple seal]

Shades of 2021 Europa League finals

[rapid yoke]

he shouldnt even be allowed on the man united team coach

[thorn hornet]

I was hoping to avoid this United super team tho, glad they are out early

[ripe yacht]

Club statement in 30 mins

🙏

[amber grove]

LMAO WHAT HAPPENED

NO WAY

[rapid yoke]

amorim and onana should have to walk back to manchester

[amber grove]

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY THIS IS

[crude berry]

[amber grove]

UP YANITED

[fringe tundra]

Grimsby of all teams 😭😭🙏🙏🙏

[sweet tree]

https://x.com/brfootball/status/1960813644150923444?t=o-6vbzDbL447n9zdKf3g_A&s=19

B/R Football (@brfootball)

MANCHESTER UNITED ARE KNOCKED OUT OF THE EFL CUP BY FOURTH-TIER GRIMSBY TOWN

It's gonna be a long season 💀

X · Aug 27, 2025, 9:16 PM

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/making-my-way-downtown-gif-11038076

[amber grove]

WE HAVE ANY GRIMSBY FANS?

[rapid yoke]

https://www.youtube.com/live/yy3WNIP4jyo

[thorn hornet]

ARE YOU STOCKPORT IN DISGUISE

[amber grove]

BIGGEST CLUB ITW BTW

HAHAHAHAHA

[noble fractal]

the glorious man united strikes again

[solid dagger]

I think they should spend 200 more millions on attackers

Surely that'll fix everything

[crude berry]

[ripe yacht]

Our squad is not this bad, this is just ass tactics, that dickhead goldbrige is gonna go on about players and give amorim leeway ffs

[thorn hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/eddievedder-pearljam-soundgarden-90s-grunge-gif-26924202

[rapid yoke]

cmon bro

squad is terrible

[sweet tree]

https://x.com/StatmanDave/status/1960814022346825955?t=m_gQOHN8ZsjQ5CErHDYgxA&s=19

Statman Dave (@StatmanDave)

For the very first time in the club’s history, Manchester United have lost a League Cup game to a fourth tier team.

Record breakers. 🙌🙌🙌

X · Aug 27, 2025, 9:17 PM

lol

[crude berry]

Onana is a true hero. He's the living example that anyone can be a pro gk. What a 🐐

[fringe tundra]

First time in history…

[thorn hornet]

Dude Bayindir and Onana are members of Mossad

[amber grove]

LEAGUE 2 STAND UP

[fringe tundra]

This is beyond getting sacked this is straight hellfire

[simple seal]

https://tenor.com/view/phineas-and-ferb-doofenschmirtz-if-i-had-two-nickels-gif-15378229905369786221

[ripe yacht]

Its the same team that beat yall with 10 men at the emirates, this manager just ain't it

[thorn hornet]

The De Gea special

[fringe tundra]

The fact maguire took them to pens is lucky enough

[fringe tundra]

Guess it ain’t hold up

[simple seal]

I was so expecting Onana to repeat the feat lol

[crude berry]

[ripe yacht]

Tbf he has about 11 more prems

[dim ledge]

Cope

[ripe yacht]

All I have left mate

[dim ledge]

I understand completely

Gotta do what ya gotta do

[solid dagger]

It's not THIS terrible

[dim ledge]

Get some Alberta Premium

Might as well drink good stuff

[thorn hornet]

Onana palmed 4 pens into his own net

[fringe tundra]

Wallahi I couldn’t name a single Grimsby player

[amber grove]

IF YOU LOST TO A LEAGUE 2 CLUB STAND UP

[thorn hornet]

I might sit this one out g

[solid dagger]

Isn't it great how football unites people

[amber grove]

So unbelievably happy this is great

[solid dagger]

We're all united here to clown on United

[amber grove]

What a beautiful game

Free Maguire get my legend to a new club immediately

[thorn hornet]

Hard for two grown men to find that in eachother

[solid dagger]

Hats off to United fans once again tho

Y'all are true warriors

[rapid yoke]

maguire might actually be a top 10 clutch player of all time

[amber grove]

I knew he would score

I would take him at Chelsea tomorrow

Fuck Garnacho bring me Harry

[burnt cedar]

https://x.com/vararse_/status/1960788434680996151?s=46&t=r7wAoOlnBiz9DTokWYJKTw

N8 (@Vararse_)

Amorim would play 5 ATB at power league

X · Aug 27, 2025, 7:36 PM

[amber grove]

I want nothing more than Ruben to say they were the better team today

[frail berry]

3 games into United’s season and they already out of a competition

[amber grove]

Heritage

[rapid yoke]

surely amorim just resigns out of humiliation

[burnt cedar]

He’s gonna say they didn’t lose as it counts as a draw

[dim ledge]

Let's take this time to appreciate the genius that is Gary Neville

[burnt cedar]

Should be next in line for the job

[dim ledge]

His secret gay relationship with Carra would be at risk

[burnt cedar]

United ain’t got that many games to play this season he could still do the Sky job on the side

[amber grove]

ONANA #1 TREND ON TWITTER YOU'LL NEVER SING THAT

[crude berry]

Atp united needs to bring in a priest for exorcism

[burnt cedar]

Or more like the United job on the side

[rapid yoke]

its like united scale to the skill level of whoever their playing

its so weird

[thorn hornet]

#NewProfilePic

[crude berry]

[thorn hornet]

Sesko 10th pen taker

[dim ledge]

Tesco

[thorn hornet]

Something something mentality, something something afraid to compete with Havertz

[dim ledge]

Thank God we got Ekitike man Jesus Christ

[burnt cedar]

https://x.com/officialgtfc/status/1960816704591945825?s=46&t=r7wAoOlnBiz9DTokWYJKTw

Grimsby Town F.C. (@officialgtfc)

Was hoping we could use this…

#GTFC

X · Aug 27, 2025, 9:28 PM

[thorn hornet]

Gyokeres my king

[amber grove]

They ran De Gea out of Manchester this is deserved

[crude berry]

https://x.com/D_DeGea/status/1960744438222704831
Meanwhile the 🐐

David de Gea (@D_DeGea)

Recommend top tier animes I should watch 👀

X · Aug 27, 2025, 4:41 PM

[burnt cedar]

This was a disgrace

[amber grove]

MY 🐐

[thorn hornet]

They ran De Gea out of Manchester, then they will cement Onana's feet and drop him in Thames

[amber grove]

I love De Gea so much

[dim ledge]

Astraghfirullah please I don't want to draw these lot

[dim ledge]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-slap-w2s-slap-funny-sidemen-gif-20599048

[thorn hornet]

Team so tough, Balkan became a follower of Allah

[amber grove]

When's the draw?

[dim ledge]

Buddha, Christ, Allah, SpongeBob

Anyone

[rapid yoke]

my goat broke up with his gf to challenge havertz

[rapid yoke]

in a few minutes

[thorn hornet]

Gyokeres said fuck them kids, give me the pen NOW

Thats my goat

Me when my boss walks by as I'm scrolling reels so I have to pretend I'm doing some shit

[proud coyote]

look at the kid's hair lmao

shit lags from the impact

[amber grove]

Amorim soon

[ripe yacht]

YANITED

[crude berry]

[ripe yacht]

Fuck the men's team atp, woman's team needs funding

[crude berry]

True

[rapid yoke]

grimsby had their top goalscorer on the bench btw

[ripe yacht]

Onana replacement https://fixupx.com/SimplyUtd/status/1960818235580010502?s=19

SimplyUtd (@SimplyUtd)

🚨 Christy Pym:
︀︀
︀︀“It’s hard to believe. I’ve always been a Manchester United fan.”

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FixupX · Aug 27, 2025, 9:34 PM

[lavish nexus]

If only they started him 💔

It could have been generational

[proud coyote]

did united seriously lose to grimsby town

[lavish nexus]

Yes

[ripe yacht]

We haven't beaten them since 1946, nothing new

[proud coyote]

ive literally never heard of grimsby town

[rapid yoke]

it shouldve been 3-0 to grimsby too but it was offside from a maguire back pass apparently

[lavish nexus]

League 2 team 😭

[rapid yoke]

third round draw starting

give us a shit team so we can get a dowman start 🙏

port vale vs arsenal

[burnt cedar]

Port Vale and Arsenal are the only two clubs in England to not be named after a place

[ripe yacht]

Lol https://fixupx.com/AmorimBalll_/status/1960819480650768647?s=19

(fan) 𝗔𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗺’𝘀 𝗥𝗲𝗱𝘀 ✍🏼...

🚨🚨Dave Artell (Grimsby Manager) on Manchester United: "They've got an UNBELIEVABLE manager and they are on the right track." [@RichFay]

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FixupX · Aug 27, 2025, 9:39 PM

[amber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/look-eyes-stare-glasses-hmm-gif-16631935

TROLLING AFTER A WIN?

That manager is funny man

[ripe yacht]

Bro was cracking jokes during the pen shootout, bro might be the next big thing icl

[amber grove]

He wasn't hiding?

Hire him tomorrow

Probably better than Enzo tbf

[thorn hornet]

Port Vale?

Ok I take that

Just not Grimsby

Everyone but them

[robust grotto]

SECOND MOST EMBARRASSING CLUB IN THE PREMIER LEAGUE AFTER MANCHESTER UNITED - YOU’LL NEVER SING THAT

[thorn hornet]

Jackson to Bayern on loan

[sweet tree]

ffs

[rapid yoke]

https://fxtwitter.com/xKGx__/status/1960801677000262067

KinG £ (@xKGx__)

SESKO TRYING TO SCORE BICYCLE KICK

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FxTwitter · Aug 27, 2025, 8:28 PM

[sweet tree]

[rapid yoke]

goldbridge got 100k live viewers damn

[crude berry]

Most of them are there to see him mald

Be fr

[thorn hornet]

They are calling Mbeumo a 3rd Ayew brother on twitter

[amber grove]

My 🐐

[smoky fable]

The people were there to watch the generational meltdown

[smoky fable]

The Ayews had some good moments

Remembered one on Crystal Palace

[amber grove]

He's one call away @ripe yacht

[crude berry]

https://youtu.be/hZalIAjIuH8?si=pmUVtv7DBJ5T9k46

This was posted right after half time

[rapid yoke]

"1st half" 😭

[rapid yoke]

half the chat is donos tbf

i'd happily accept losing to grimsby if 100k people are gonna donate to me

[crude berry]

[ripe yacht]

Ashworth wanted him over amorim, I see the vision ngl

[ripe yacht]

Can't believe hes making me miss that bald freak 😔 💔

[honest umbra]

The bald freak was diff tbh

[smoky fable]

Not in a good way

[noble fractal]

https://twitter.com/zlifeofsosa/status/1960814377017192690?s=19

Sosa 🏄🏾‍♂️ 🇳🇬 (@zlifeofsosa)

Imagine only having the FA cup left to play for on Wednesday the 27th August 2025

X · Aug 27, 2025, 9:19 PM

[marsh olive]

which is a bigger embarrassment
7-0
or losing to Grimsby

[crude berry]

[hasty basin]

I've just seen the shootout

Onana got to like 5 of those

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/bucsnationx210/status/1960374567005778262

CHAMPA BAY (@bucsnationx210)

Welp I wanted Trey Palmer to stay. I like him as a player. But I’m going to miss his “Waking up pissed” on Gameday’s and that 2023 season he had. Wishing him the best of luck wherever he goes 🥺🙏❤️🏴‍☠️
︀︀#WeAreTheKrewe

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FixupX · Aug 26, 2025, 4:11 PM

@rustic ore

Was surprised he got cut for you guys

Is he still good or just strong group beat him out

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1960802018651726275?s=46&t=Dx7xl6pzs1kkP-iOnT1IMw

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

49ers re-signed P Thomas Morstead to a one-year deal and placed WR Jacob Cowing on the Injured Reserve List.

X · Aug 27, 2025, 8:30 PM

[dim ledge]

LMFAO

[rustic ore]

@plush jungle Sorry was taking a nap, OTC

[smoky fable]

You took your quote to heart

But you’re on the clock soon

[rustic ore]

Didn't sleep well last night, didn't think I'd conk out that hard

[smoky fable]

Kimmy is picking soon

[smoky fable]

Nah it’s fine

[plush jungle]

@rustic ore

[weak gull]

@hasty mesa gonna be you in a second

[smoky fable]

@hasty mesa

OTC

[robust cloud]

Does anyone have a good understanding of football and fantasy football I’m afraid my team is buns

[rustic ore]

Depends on the league format

PPR favors guys more likely to get a lot of catches during a season, regular tends to favor RBs

[robust cloud]

It’s a keeper for one player

12 man ppr

[rustic ore]

What's your team?

[robust cloud]

I can’t send it but it’s burrow
Saquan
Aaron jones
Jsn
Devonta smith
Brock bowers
Rome odunze
Marvin mins
Jake bates
Lions d

My bench is ass ngl

The issue is I have no depth besides my starters

Even then my flex room is mid compared to other teams

[rustic ore]

I don't think that's terrible

[robust cloud]

I’ve heard otherwise

[weak gull]

It’s not terrible

Mims in a flex spot and Jones rb2 is kinda rough tho

[robust cloud]

I think besides saquon I’m going to need a upgrade to my rbs

[weak gull]

For a 12 team

I would think one of those is stronger in a 12 man

[robust cloud]

Well it isn’t the worst team I’ll tell you that

[weak gull]

It’s not, Id be looking to improve on one of those spots

Probably the RB2, and I feel you’d win more than lose

[rustic ore]

People talk shit, it's part of the game

I think overall it's a decent team

[robust cloud]

True lowk everyone hates on me😭 because I took saquon

[rustic ore]

Just took him myself cause you already know he's gonna go off again if healthy

[smoky fable]

It’s not a bad team

[robust cloud]

Exactly praying he will work wonders again

[robust cloud]

Thank you

[smoky fable]

I think Odunze will take a leap in Ben’s scheme

[smoky fable]

Did you take a chance on any rookies or were they all taken before

[robust cloud]

I didn’t have a chance to I would’ve taken jeanty If he was on the board did the 3rd round

[robust cloud]

Also non of the rookies surprised me tbh

[versed forge]

@honest umbra otc

[torn gale]

Oh wow

I didn’t even peep that this was a keepers league

[rapid yoke]

i always forget utdtrey played in the beta squad football game 😭

so random

[versed forge]

@modest totem otc

[smoky fable]

@weak gull

OTC

[versed forge]

@torn gale otc

[smoky fable]

@hollow wind

OTC

[amber grove]

https://x.com/SanMarinoTeam/status/1960814312353591681?t=PdWbFTFZkDic6-A7ef4HMA&s=19

San Marino Fútbol 🇸🇲 (@SanMarinoTeam)

@ManUtd Please play against us. 🙏🇸🇲

X · Aug 27, 2025, 9:18 PM

[dim ledge]

Official @robust grotto

I'm in love

[robust grotto]

damn. thats nice

i like the color too

[plush jungle]

that's nice

[noble fractal]

Ngl I thought we embarrassed ourselves yesterday but somehow united topped us. My condolences to every fan of that club except for trey. He can rot in hell

[fluid moat]

Dude I wasn’t even paying attention to the games today

United lost to a 4TH DIVISION TEAM 😭😭😭😭😭

[smoky fable]

the mighty Grimsby

[noble fractal]

ye i was flagbastered when i saw the results too

[dim ledge]

Southgate time

The only united fan I feel bad for is this older Ivorian gentleman who works at a Wawa by me

And reflections

[dim ledge]

Lmfao

[dim ledge]

TIL wow, super cool fact

YOOOOO @robust grotto

https://x.com/MLB/status/1960860747535163792

MLB (@MLB)

Hi, Son! #손흥민

X · Aug 28, 2025, 12:23 AM

[smoky fable]

wow

[amber grove]

https://x.com/YahooSports/status/1960849737336209878?t=Zk7fDSv9AWQ04efk5f39fA&s=19

Yahoo Sports (@YahooSports)

Travis Hunter and his wife, Leanna Lenee, announce birth of their first child in a YouTube video titled "Dear Son" 💙

(via Travis Hunter/YT)

X · Aug 27, 2025, 11:39 PM

[torn gale]

That’s tough

[desert palm]

https://x.com/rangers__nation/status/1960894656360702015?s=46

Rangers Nation ⚾️ (@rangers__nation)

Football season starts soon and the Rangers are feeling the spirit tonight

X · Aug 28, 2025, 2:38 AM

@warm kestrel @restive vector

[warm kestrel]

lol

[robust grotto]

jeans!

[dim ledge]

100% Japanese jeans too, the premium shit

Worth the hype btw

[robust grotto]

the fact you know that hahah

thats cool

[slate lance]

So no one gonna draft tua

[smoky fable]

It’s kind of funny that Shedeur is ranked ahead of him despite not being the starter for ADP.

[sweet tree]

oh what ucl draws today

thought it was on Friday

[smoky fable]

Did not expect that

[smoky fable]

@proud coyote

OTC but it’s paused

I didn’t even realize Evan picked

[rustic lichen]

Interesting. Don’t remember the last time we’ve played Michigan State in the regular college basketball season. This should be fun to watch

Two phenomenal coaches

[dim ledge]

Manchester United to Ruben Amorims career

[amber grove]

Manchester United to nearly every manager since Sir Alex left besides Jose

[amber grove]

That giant is dead and buried

[hasty basin]

I think it's time we wake him up

[ripe yacht]

Its time to go for amorims dad https://fixupx.com/centredevils/status/1752741571068412027?s=19

centredevils. (@centredevils)

🚨🚨🌕| BREAKING: Jose Mourinho has made it his 𝗠𝗜𝗦𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡 to take charge of #mufc again should he get the opportunity to do so. [@MikeKeegan_DM]

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FixupX · Jan 31, 2024, 5:12 PM

[amber grove]

Gonna comeback see Rashford back from loan and break down in tears

I wish that would've happened

Jose in the Premier League is cinema

[thorn hornet]

No way Nkunku went tor almost 50 mil

[burnt cedar]

In the 30s Herbert Chapman got the local tube station renamed to Arsenal so we’re probably the only club to have a area named after the team

[amber grove]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1960994004956283059?t=HydcL_SLgppXZZgW-YPTpg&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Christopher Nkunku to AC Milan, here we go! Deal verbally agreed in principle between the clubs.

AC Milan and Chelsea are set to prepare documents today, fee will be in the region of €35m with add-ons.

Nkunku said yes to 5 year contract yesterday, as revealed.

X · Aug 28, 2025, 9:12 AM

Kiernan Dewsbury Hall - £25m✅
Lesley Ugochukwu - £25m ✅
Djordje Petrovic - £25m ✅
Armando Broja - £20m ✅
Mathis Amougou - £12m ✅
Bashir Humphreys - £12m ✅
Ishe Samuels Smith - £6.5m ✅
Kepa Arrizabalaga- £5m ✅
Renato Veiga- £25.5m ✅
Carney Chukwuemeka- £24m✅
Christopher Nkunku- £30m✅

🚨 Total confirmed fee’s = £284m

[thorn hornet]

Wish we could get our deadwood off the books for more than 10 mil

Kiwior going for 30 but thats a loan with obligation

Nelson for 15 mil

4 days left till deadline and we still need to sell Lokonga, Zinchenko

[amber grove]

We have to be holding some of these clubs hostage the way we get these fees

[thorn hornet]

Forgot Madueke

[amber grove]

Noni Madueke - £48m ✅
Marcus Bettinelli- Undisclosed ✅
Joao Felix - £26m ✅

[thorn hornet]

Is ghost of Raheem Sterling still there?

[amber grove]

Yes

You need him again?

He can be yours for a low low price!

[thorn hornet]

Fulham need him more

They passed on Nelson for him

Either that or 40 year olds Willians 4th spell

[thorn hornet]

https://fixupx.com/cmbftbl/status/1960749846454739144?t=bo4rm7iRxX3UDPqTTCq0KQ&s=19

cmbftbl (@cmbftbl)

Garnacho & Neto wing pair

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FixupX · Aug 27, 2025, 5:02 PM

[noble fractal]

https://fxtwitter.com/ManUtdNoContext/status/1960813969871978658?s=19

Out Of Context Man Utd (@ManUtdNoContext)

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FxTwitter · Aug 27, 2025, 9:17 PM

[thorn hornet]

@robust grotto @solid dagger

[noble fractal]

https://fxtwitter.com/nocontextpool/status/1960796231099457781?s=19

Out Of Context Liverpool (@nocontextpool)

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FxTwitter · Aug 27, 2025, 8:07 PM

why tf is nothing embedding

[robust grotto]

Me

[thorn hornet]

You lost to Grimsby?

[robust grotto]

Yes

Did you get anything good yet ?

[solid dagger]

UCL draws day

[hasty basin]

Facing Spain in eurobasket in 20 minutes....

https://tenor.com/view/jesse-pinkman-jesse-pinkman-depressed-sad-gif-14614205673094656184

[solid dagger]

Is this a real pic? 😭

[thorn hornet]

https://fixupx.com/afcstuff/status/1961023228849074272?t=Gsk6i-KM5XsfOK91TJ_M8A&s=19

afcstuff (@afcstuff)

🚨 Arsenal have been keeping tabs on the following players in recent months, as per Simon Jones, @MailSport. 🕵️‍♂️
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︀︀🇪🇸 Jon Martin (19, Real Sociedad)
︀︀🇪🇸 Arnau Martinez (22, Girona)
︀︀🇮🇱 Oscar Gloukh (21, Ajax)
︀︀🇬🇭 Caleb Yirenkyi (19, FC Nordsjaelland)

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FixupX · Aug 28, 2025, 11:09 AM

3rd option....

That will be my final straw

[thorn hornet]

2 packs

[robust grotto]

smfh already a dup

[thorn hornet]

When?

[robust grotto]

sick card but smh

[thorn hornet]

I wanted the water dog

Will do solo battles later

[robust grotto]

Suicune lmao

[solid dagger]

It's 6pm here

[solid dagger]

I really like the Jumpluff but man I hate the 3d model 2 stars

There isn't really a card I love in this new set so I think I'll go back hunting for the immersive Lugia

And then either the 2 star Silver

[thorn hornet]

Wait same for me

[thorn hornet]

Damn bruh you lucky

[thorn hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-packwatch-dexter-joey-quinn-angel-batista-joey-quinn-and-angel-batista-gif-8140569649187471176

I got 2 Lugia

[solid dagger]

And I got 2 immersive Ho-Ohs

[thorn hornet]

Flex

Got it now

[solid dagger]

Nice, I really like that immersive

[thorn hornet]

Completed that Arceus and this set now

[solid dagger]

This doesn't look as good

I sent that like 3 minutes ago lol

[solid dagger]

Do you need any card from the Lugia/Ho-Oh set?

[thorn hornet]

Neither does Lugia

[thorn hornet]

I have a list of few yeah, I can dm it to you later

[solid dagger]

Sure

[thorn hornet]

I burned all my trading tokens rn

[hasty basin]

Why are they getting my hopes up

Dawg

[noble fractal]

https://twitter.com/UtdKev8/status/1960792000992547291?s=19

UtdKev (@UtdKev8)

Put it on Amorim if you want but Manchester United players should be able to outperform Grimsby even with an 11 year old in charge.

X · Aug 27, 2025, 7:50 PM

deadass how do ppl blame amorim for onana's performance?

[robust grotto]

Welcome!

[hasty basin]

I hope Toronto actually plays Mamukelashvili

Baller

[robust grotto]

Bro West Ham news is going crazy right now

Soungoutou Magassa from Monaco completed him medical

Mateus Fernandes from Southampton completed his medical

In deep negotiations with Hull City for Croatian GK Ivor Pandur

Talking to Feyenoord for Quinten Timber

Talking to Leverkusen for Aleix Garcia

Set to sign a 19 year old defender from Paris FC named Dimitri Colau

Sunderland liked with Nayef Aguerd

Marseille hoping we terminate Emerson’s contract so he signs there on a free

[noble fractal]

the UCL draw are during my lessons damn

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I need Napoli to draw both PSG and Galatasaray so both Kvara and Osimhen can spank them

[noble fractal]

I think you are overestimating Galatasaray

[thorn hornet]

https://fixupx.com/DailyAFC/status/1961053988687622619?t=mdss3vzQx7hvlyaF6KpTWA&s=19

DailyAFC (@DailyAFC)

🗣️ Kyra Cooney-Cross on Myles Lewis-Skelly inviting her to a summer camp: “We would eat together, do strength work together, train together. We each had little cabins to sleep in, so it was like a little family camp.
︀︀
︀︀“Myles is like a brother. It was an amazing experience, and something I would love to do every single year. I had so much fun, and learned so much.” [@ArtdeRoche]

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FixupX · Aug 28, 2025, 1:11 PM

"Like a brother" 🥲

Atleast you tried son

[hasty basin]

Why are you the source bro

Please God

Let me get 1 more...(quarteR)

[solid dagger]

I know I just want Napoli to lose

[hasty basin]

Fuck Napoli

But FUCK Galatasaray

[noble fractal]

real

[hasty basin]

Im so

Nervous

5 more minutes

[hasty basin]

WE WONNNNNNNNNNNNNN

FORMER CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE

[rapid yoke]

brother just turned 18 and thought he’d go for it tbf

kinda ego i need my players to have

[robust grotto]

Jets wearing black STINKS AND I FUCKING HATE IT

WHITE. GREEN. THATS IT

[rustic mountain]

Glad to see New England isnt the only one who got a shitty deal

They made ours the color of seawater and the Atlantic and put red stars on the collar

The logo is just an NE on the shoulder. Nike gdi

[robust grotto]

Niners and dolphin too??? @dim ledge

I’m sorry but this trend of black uniforms FUCKING STINK

the dolphins and niners wearing BLACK??’

[robust grotto]

Looks like the Colts.

Nike is the worst, they are lucky fanatics exists

[hasty basin]

Your turn guys @dim ledge @thorn hornet

[thorn hornet]

Roberson gonna ball

My 40 year old king

I have no faith in Nurkic

[hasty basin]

I actually can't believe we beat Spain dawg

[plush jungle]

thanks Nike for saving me money

[hasty basin]

WE ARE WINNING IT ALL

[robust grotto]

WIN IT ALL

[smoky fable]

Don’t dislike the cardinals one

Better than the ones they have now. Just looked boring being plain all red and white.

[smoky fable]

Oh Goga Bitadze and Aldama were playing

[hasty basin]

Bo Cruz was playing too

And of course the future Toronto superstar Sandro Mamukelashvili

https://tenor.com/view/chris-paul-chrispaul-cp-cp3-sandro-mamukelashvili-gif-12778289208660729436

[proud coyote]

@smoky fable

[dim ledge]

Thoughts on the rivalry jersey

Kinda dig it

[hasty basin]

https://fixupx.com/SamueILFC/status/1960789684310647285

Samuel (@SamueILFC)

Hugo Ekitike is on Town Hall 9 on Clash of Clans.
︀︀
︀︀Even has a troll face meme layout. 😭

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FixupX · Aug 27, 2025, 7:41 PM

[smoky fable]

@slate lance

OTC

[dim ledge]

This mf bro

[hasty basin]

Ekitiktiktiktik

[rapid yoke]

this is the worst upgrade base ive ever seen

[hasty basin]

I never got into COC

Played for like not even an year

Clash Royale and brawl stars 🔥

[rapid yoke]

its not really smth you play often

i kinda just go back every now and then for like a week

[hasty basin]

The years I played Clash Royale were like 2016-19

[robust grotto]

This is straight up ass.

[hasty basin]

Brawl stars from 19-now

I don't really like COC style games so yeah

[rapid yoke]

merge tactics is quite fun

its all i reall yplay on clash anymore

[rapid yoke]

who do u main?

[robust grotto]

Slightly above dog shit tier

[hasty basin]

Jessie for sure

[dim ledge]

Man I'm just glad we're FINALLY getting good gold in our design

[hasty basin]

I have her every skin

[robust grotto]

That faithful word mark is disgusting man

[hasty basin]

And the playtime I have on her was insane I checked somewhere

[robust grotto]

The gold numbers are a nice touch

[hasty basin]

Do you play? 👀

[rapid yoke]

kinda

i main frank but hes so slow now i cant even kill anyone

so i just stopped playing really

only go on to open free lootboxes

[dim ledge]

Idk man. I do agree that it's ridiculously difficult to do anything BUT black for teams like the niners and constantly defaulting to that is getting old but these are at least a step up from our other two attempts at theirs

Thirds

[robust grotto]

Now that’s super fair, I forgot this isn’t their first time trying

[smoky fable]

God damn. Straight to the jugular

@dim ledge OTC since DX picked

Oh shoot never mind you did

@honest latch you’re OTC. Last one

Since drip is auto

[robust grotto]

Too many teams had / have black jerseys and I find it terrible. Eagles, Jets, Lions, Niners, Dolphins, Cardinals, Panthers, Colts, Commanders

It’s too much man

[noble fractal]

greece better lock in today

no walkup, so we should win eazy

[robust grotto]

Plus the teams that should have black uniforms. Raiders, Steelers, Ravens, Jaguars

[dim ledge]

Yeah that's exactly the issue I agree

I just think it's hard to do anything else for most teams when you basically have your home colour and white as your jersey options

[robust grotto]

Colts Lions and Dolphins are inexcusable

[dim ledge]

This has gold trim and saloon lettering/numbers, more than I could ask for

[robust grotto]

I don’t disagree that it’s hard to find other color schemes. Ultimately it’s a money grab anyway man

[dim ledge]

Will prob do CMC or Purdy, not sure who, leaning second

[robust grotto]

They know people will buy their stuff. I really do like the lettering too btw

[noble fractal]

https://twitter.com/KrrishFT/status/1820880035815027118?s=19

Krrish (@KrrishFT)

🔴 | EXCL : ANGELO STILLER 🇩🇪

Angelo Stiller from VfB Stuttgart is one of the options on Manchester United's midfield shortlist, CONFIRMED! ✅️👀

Not a priority. However, Angelo Stiller is one of the options on Manchester United's midfield shortlist, as the club have good

X · Aug 6, 2024, 5:50 PM

pls leave us alone

😭

[dim ledge]

Now I would have been very happy had we done a cream

But

[dim ledge]

Rip his career

[noble fractal]

stop trying to buy stiller from us

[dim ledge]

ΓΓ ΝΟ ΡΕ

[noble fractal]

Surely he is not stupid enough to go there

[dim ledge]

He wants pool mashallah

[noble fractal]

ur greedy ass bought enough from our league

[rustic mountain]

Probably half the reason I hate this. I fuckin hate the Colts

[smoky fable]

Too much black made it bad yeah

For every single team

[hasty basin]

Good luck

[hasty basin]

I hate tanks but Frank is actually decent depending on the matchup

More of a controller/sniper guy 🙏

[sweet tree]

https://x.com/ESPNFC/status/1961086389174386825?t=eMEWIFkhk_6-p6uv2ZXO5Q&s=19

ESPN FC (@ESPNFC)

The final of the men's Champions League is moving forward three hours to a 6 p.m. kickoff in central Europe (noon ET).

UEFA said the new time is better for families and children to attend and watch on television, use public transport after the game. https://t.co/x8uaibRg4p

X · Aug 28, 2025, 3:20 PM

[dim ledge]

Reparations for ww2

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Mamarda

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-thinking-monkey-thinking-think-money-gif-9734025314392564509

[rustic mountain]

The mods changed r/patriots to this garbo. Gdi, leaving

[sweet tree]

12 pm est for me, kinda gross

[hasty basin]

Oof

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/Sam4TR/status/1961036766057521376

Sam Fortier (@Sam4TR)

Breaking: NFL owner Jim Irsay secretly relapsed, got ketamine from 'luxury' doctor before death.

➡️ Irsay and Colts execs misled the public
➡️ Irsay overdosed three times between 2020 and May death
➡️ Serious concerns raised about his doctor’s care
https://t.co/3XlWpQADcr

X · Aug 28, 2025, 12:02 PM

@rustic ore