sports

[rapid yoke]

so embarassing

[dense blade]

Who's this fella now

Anyways

Please be good please be good please be good

https://tenor.com/view/sticker-yung-joc-crying-meme-man-crying-meme-thebeyonderrrr-gif-828328460466032722

[hasty basin]

Predicted Shef united in the playoffs for promotion 🥀

[dim ledge]

What the fuck

https://t.co/bqYjKoxgl5

@proud coyote ???????

[robust grotto]

Nice backup imo

Who is the usual backup

[sacred kite]

Nahhhhhh

Insane

I guess Bill Stocks are way up

[dim ledge]

Battle between Guerendo and James

@robust grotto

For second

But now it's him

[robust grotto]

They’ll probably cut one at camp then

[dim ledge]

Easily

[robust grotto]

Yeah, depth for a 6th is good

[smoky fable]

you got a decent number 2 rental this year

Since they probably won’t pay what he wants in the next offseason

[sacred kite]

Ok who’s place would Croskey Merrit take or do I wait

[smoky fable]

It’s JCM and Chris Rodriguez for that backfield

[sacred kite]

Yeah I read that just now

[smoky fable]

Probably Ford cause that’s the worst offense. Though Chubb might be washed and Woody Marks might pass him up

[dim ledge]

Jcm was worth the $8 I spent to get him

[sacred kite]

Yeah I might jettison ford

[smoky fable]

Yeah that was good Balkan

[smoky fable]

Up to you though. All those guys are just veteran starters that could be replaced mid season

[sacred kite]

Yeah I tossed Ford bc he’s burned me before. But if I ever need him I know he’ll be there in the waivers waiting for me

[rustic mountain]

Mans looked like ass against our second and third stringers Jesus

[dim ledge]

Lmao @smoky fable Washington paying 3.4m too

[smoky fable]

Hmmmm

[hasty basin]

If Forest relegate cos of Mariniakis 😭

[rustic mountain]

They really wanted rid of Robinson

[dim ledge]

Ange time

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/spongbob-floating-gif-23817405

God, I have seen what you’ve done for others

[smoky fable]

What’s this Marinakis guy doing? Throwing weight around and threatening to fire Nuno just for saying that the transfer window wasn’t enough????

[dim ledge]

A new Balkan command has been born

!balkan3

[azure seal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1211111343852228638/1408361915599687680/image-163.png?ex=68a976be&is=68a8253e&hm=00aae5f4cfe8e2e6788c349635aa26ee4de039dc1667dcd9c9ec795c8130f555&

[dim ledge]

Money laundering

[smoky fable]

That is also true

[robust grotto]

The whitest person here - Balkan

[dim ledge]

Very true Greeks are all pasty

[robust grotto]

Lmfao

[dim ledge]

"I am more white than you" is a legitimate shot in the Balkans

I AM MORE WHITE THAN YOU
YOU LOOK GYPSY
I BLONDE HAIR

@mellow cradle

STRONG SPERM

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/BarstoolGruden/status/1958922116314931202

Jon Gruden (@BarstoolGruden)

This box is so big it wouldn't even fit through the front door!
︀︀
︀︀From down the street right here in Tampa, it's @RaysBaseball!
︀︀
︀︀I've been a longtime fan of the Rays, and I will be at the game on Sunday to watch them play St. Louis!
︀︀
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FixupX · Aug 22, 2025, 4:00 PM

[robust grotto]

Irons.

[hasty basin]

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-freeman-true-morgan-freeman-true-nodding-gif-13973817878387504960

[hasty basin]

Sorry bro I captained Palmer

[hasty basin]

From a terrorist defensive team to the most offensive team in the league

[rapid yoke]

dibling to everton

[mental wind]

the fantasy is updating and i didnt prepsre my team im so cooked

[robust grotto]

I told you to tbf

Him and Joao Pedro should be just starts if you have them

I’m still trying to learn this 3-5-2 formation

[hasty basin]

Reece James benched 🥀

[thorn hornet]

Gyokeres banging a brace vs Leeds

[dense blade]

Chelsea actually really needs to sign Garna lol

[spice socket]

😭

[hasty basin]

This bitch man

[thorn hornet]

Chelsea need to just give up on wingers

[dense blade]

Why is Joao Pedro starting over Gittens at Lw

[thorn hornet]

Roll with 2 strikers

[hasty basin]

He really started both Pedro and Delap

But benched Reece

[dense blade]

You deserve it!

I told you Reece was ass

[hasty basin]

He was one of their best players last game

Not my fault Enzo is a debil

[thorn hornet]

Ok West Ham fight and win!!!!! @robust grotto

[dense blade]

He's probably unfit again for a full match

[thorn hornet]

Ahaha funny word

[dense blade]

And they have a solid option with Gusto too

[thorn hornet]

No language barrier

[hasty basin]

.

[dense blade]

The only Chelsea defender worth going for was Cucurella imo

[hasty basin]

Delap sucked ass

Joao Pedro sucked ass

[thorn hornet]

Joao Pedrophile

[dense blade]

It's only one game

[hasty basin]

There's no reason to do this

The attack change was a big change enough

Their best player gets moved to a different spot

[dense blade]

Maresca is pep's disciple

We can't understand them

[hasty basin]

Atp everyone is 🥀

League is run by his disciples

[dense blade]

Sad state honestly

[thorn hornet]

Gonna use this one after every win

[hasty basin]

Bowen scores and celebrates in Malo Gustos face then beats up Maresca

We will be there

[smoky fable]

That’s the mascot? What the hell

[robust grotto]

LETS GOOOOO

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/we-will-be-there-omw-here-we-come-gif-14877982

[smoky fable]

https://tenor.com/view/west-ham-west-ham-united-logo-badge-fans-gif-3705217924076428710

[smoky fable]

No wonder

@amber grove I see more and more people call out Enzo

[robust grotto]

That beautiful badge man

[smoky fable]

https://tenor.com/view/bubbles-finding-nemo-excited-fish-tank-treasure-chest-gif-5296886

[amber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-i-am-monster-ahead-curve-gif-18044084

[proud coyote]

LOL fuck it man

Good value

We need it right now

[smoky fable]

Did they ever do anything with the bubble motif for their kits West Ham? @robust grotto

[thorn hornet]

https://fixupx.com/DTathletic/status/1958937784783184272?t=W5oEBJe3aMRACh7BKMm_7A&s=19

Daniel Taylor (@DTathletic)

The rift at Nottingham Forest is Nuno-Edu. And it's a big one, described to me as broken/unfixable.
︀︀
︀︀That, of course, has left Marinakis in an incredibly difficult position. It's not a good situation, I'm afraid. #NFFC
︀︀
︀︀Full background via @TheAthleticFC:
︀︀
︀︀www.nytimes.com/athletic/6569506/2025/08/22/nuno-edu-row-nottingham-forest/

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FixupX · Aug 22, 2025, 5:02 PM

[smoky fable]

Comp was to Jordan Mason’s skill set. Although Kyle always likes to churn running backs

[thorn hornet]

Nah this is too funny ,this guy

https://fixupx.com/JacobsBen/status/1958953842235908350?t=xHxumCmPT5xYimSY_Jxq-A&s=19

Ben Jacobs (@JacobsBen)

Understand Nuno was left when fuming when Edu blocked a move for Adama Traore earlier this summer despite positive internal talks over making a move.
︀︀
︀︀Forest boss has been considering his future long before the dramatic press conference today.🔽

Quoting Ben Jacobs (@JacobsBen)
︀
Understand Forest owner Evangelos Marinakis held meetings this afternoon to discuss the future of Nuno Espirito Santo. Tension between owner and manager, with Marinakis unimpressed by Nuno's presser.
︀︀
︀︀Nuno by no means safe.🌳
︀︀
︀︀With @alex_crook.✍️
︀︀
︀︀talksport.com/football/3495282/nuno-espirito-santo-nottingham-forest-sack-press-conference/

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FixupX · Aug 22, 2025, 6:06 PM

40 mil for Hutchinson after he left him go for free

This guy is such a muppet

[rustic mountain]

Gonna be a great, hopefully anyway, day for the Jays. Shane Bieber taking the mound for the first time

[thorn hornet]

Edu signing Kia's clients, Nuno has a reason to be vexed

Luiz, Hutchinson

[plush jungle]

bottas Perez for Cadillac sounds really strong

didn't expect both of them but it makes sense for a new team to have a ton of experience at title winning teams and also more mediocre teams

[burnt cedar]

Palmer out Estevao in?

[sweet tree]

olise

[robust grotto]

What do you mean?

[smoky fable]

Like incorporate bubbles or something related to it on their jerseys

[sweet tree]

paqueta

[hasty basin]

JOGADINHO

DO PAQUETA

FUCK YOU MARESCAAAA

[robust grotto]

YEAAA

AAHHHH

BSHANXNA

NAAAAAAN

[sweet tree]

jesus christ

[robust grotto]

Two years ago

YEAAAAAA

OH MYYYY

[smoky fable]

I was right. Sorry for interrupting your cheer

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/tekkersfoot/status/1958969430559375549?t=u4zAh1iec7XSWPjXd275Jg&s=19

Tekkers Foot (@tekkersfoot)

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 GOAL | West Ham 1-0 Chelsea | Lucas Paqueta
︀︀
︀︀WHAT A BEAUTIFUL GOAL FROM LUCAS PAQUETA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
︀︀
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FixupX · Aug 22, 2025, 7:08 PM

[smoky fable]

Absolute fucking banger

[robust grotto]

All good homie

[dense blade]

Wtf happened to cole palmer bro????

[rapid yoke]

despawned

[amber grove]

I'm so tired of always being right

[dense blade]

That goal was insane from paqueta

You can't really blame enzo for that

It's totally Sanchez' fault

[amber grove]

WHO'S PICKING SANCHEZ MFER

WHO KEEPS SUCKING SANCHEZ DICK?

ENZO

[dense blade]

You got me there

https://tenor.com/view/nezba-hands-up-caught-caught-in-4k-twitch-gif-7509477103228978901

[amber grove]

Hes the one who has stayed loyal to this shit keeper any of his fuck ups are on him

[dense blade]

Honestly selling Petrovic when you have Sanchez at home was an idiotic decision from your board

[sweet tree]

pedro

[amber grove]

HEY LOOK

[hasty basin]

Naaaa

[amber grove]

WE SCORE

[honest umbra]

who scored?

[robust grotto]

7 goals in 7 games against WH

[dense blade]

Pedro goal

[robust grotto]

Was always going to happen

[sweet tree]

cucurella winning the first header there

[robust grotto]

Stupid Pedro

Yeah you can’t let Cucu to beat you on a header

No one in front of him

[sweet tree]

ain't he the smallest guy there

[robust grotto]

Yup

[amber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/joao-pedro-chelsea-chelsea-fc-gif-6300538781577325940

[robust grotto]

Well I had my fun I guess

All down hill from here boys

[dense blade]

[sweet tree]

2-1 West Ham

[dense blade]

2-1

[amber grove]

I HATE THIS MFER SO MUCH

[dense blade]

Fullfkinhkrug

[hasty basin]

😹

[robust grotto]

SUCK

MY

[dense blade]

Look at him dancing

[robust grotto]

FUCKING

BACK

GET THE FUCK IN

FUUUUUCKKKK YEAAAAAA

[sweet tree]

it's getting reviewed

[robust grotto]

rip

[dense blade]

[robust grotto]

God why me???

[hasty basin]

Naaaah

Offside

[amber grove]

SAVED

LFG

[smoky fable]

It’s disallowed

[smoky fable]

Sorry man

[dense blade]

Unlucky

[robust grotto]

ChelVAR

😞

VARsea

[sweet tree]

bayern just steam rolling

olise bagged 2

[hasty basin]

Lucho Diaz fitting in

[amber grove]

YES

[dense blade]

Pedro assist

[amber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/pedro-neto-chelsea-fc-cfc-chelsea-football-club-gif-7410828972993773087

[sweet tree]

yeah i don't see a foul

[robust grotto]

Game over lads

We tried

VARsea had their way 😞

[rapid yoke]

joao pedo on fire

[hasty basin]

Get off the pitch Gusto pls bro

[robust grotto]

7 goals in 7 games against WH

Sounds like game over

[dense blade]

Will James get the clean shit points if he comes on for 60mins and doesn't concede another goal?

[robust grotto]

5 defenders for what 😞

[proud coyote]

cole got injured?

[dim ledge]

what a goal btw

[dense blade]

Yes

Knock in training

[robust grotto]

It’s over

https://tenor.com/view/sad-eyes-crying-face-gif-22671690

[sweet tree]

what a run estevao

enzo goal

[hasty basin]

Yes

That's how it works

But oh well

Gone already

[amber grove]

Now its coming together

https://tenor.com/view/enzo-fernández-enzo-fernandez-knee-slide-shh-be-quiet-gif-10229100783417606809

[robust grotto]

Game over

We tried lads

[noble fractal]

wtf leipzig got demolished

[sweet tree]

people leaving

[noble fractal]

maybe they'll finally get relegates

[sweet tree]

ye, it's 3-0

[robust grotto]

Next game - Tuesday V Wolves in the cup

[noble fractal]

what game? bc west ham is getting demolished too rn lol

[sweet tree]

oh West ham mb

[robust grotto]

The problem is a lot of tickets get sold to away fans

[noble fractal]

sorry lunik

[robust grotto]

Like.. where the home fans should be

And also all the stewards are either Chelsea or Arsenal fans

So basically, Chelsea fans are sitting next to WH fans

[noble fractal]

spurs plays tottenham tomorrow lol

[robust grotto]

So yeah. Home fans are leaving because this is going f to be a 7-1 game and the place is full of Chelsea fans scattered across the stadium

Allowed 6 goals in 120 minutes

We stink

[thorn hornet]

Benched Joao Pedro

[robust grotto]

I told you not to lmao

Why would you do that

WH need to put on every youth player at half time. Nothing to lose

[noble fractal]

4-0

leipzig downfall lol

4-1

[robust grotto]

6 goals against in 3 halves of football… whilst playing 5 defenders 😞

We might actually be doomed

[noble fractal]

wait leipzig goal didn't count

5-0

[robust grotto]

We’re basically going to be spending every weekend just hoping certain teams also lose their games.. this isn’t a good way to follow football

Fuck me

Fullkrug might hand in a transfer request

[noble fractal]

doesn't he suck

who would want him

Kane hattrick

this can't be real

[robust grotto]

Damn.

I guess that’s true?

[noble fractal]

Another season to bayern

[sweet tree]

6 now?

[hasty basin]

Goat

[noble fractal]

yes

I hate leipzig

but bayern winning by this much is a bad sign

[robust grotto]

Lmao true

@hasty basin https://x.com/santi_j_fm/status/1958977048795332877?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ lol we might even lose our target to forest

Santi Aouna (@Santi_J_FM)

🚨EXCL: 🔴⚪️🇫🇷🇲🇱 #Ligue1 |

❗️ Nottingham improved their bid for Soungoutou Magassa

💰 17M€

https://t.co/LacPu2QZti

Avec @sebnonda

X · Aug 22, 2025, 7:38 PM

[sweet tree]

uh...

[amber grove]

ANOTHER

LFG

[hasty basin]

Lunik dawg

[robust grotto]

4?

[hasty basin]

🥀

[amber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/moisés-caicedo-moises-caicedo-nicolas-jackson-chelsea-fc-cfc-gif-13352823210083771797

[robust grotto]

Just insane lol as if today couldn’t get worse

I predicted 5-0

[sweet tree]

if you're a gk going for the ball, you need to clear it as far as possible

[robust grotto]

Highest purchase for a GK in club history btw

[sweet tree]

honestly

this is why punching is much preferred in that situation

[noble fractal]

well u guys are doing better than leipzig at least

[robust grotto]

Always believe in punching, yep

[sweet tree]

neuer would punch the shit out of the ball

[robust grotto]

Think we’re going down?

[noble fractal]

honestly

very likely if this continues

[robust grotto]

You can be real it’s okay

Yeah

7 goals against now

[sweet tree]

you predicted 7-1?

[smoky fable]

https://tenor.com/view/pour-a-drink-pour-one-out-for-the-homies-gif-pour-one-out-glass-of-wine-drinking-gif-27327182

[rapid yoke]

kane 13 minute hattrick

[robust grotto]

Nooo 5-0 prediction, but 7 goals allowed in 145 minutes of the league

[sweet tree]

omg

[amber grove]

I LIKE THIS GAME

[noble fractal]

what

[amber grove]

YES

[noble fractal]

no way

[robust grotto]

5?

[hasty basin]

Well

[amber grove]

PRIDE OF LONDON

[noble fractal]

indeed

[robust grotto]

So.. yes? 5?

[noble fractal]

5-1

[robust grotto]

Shit

[amber grove]

TREVOR

[robust grotto]

8 goals

[amber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/heiitse-cfc-chelsea-fc-trevoh-chalobah-gif-23328231

[sweet tree]

that's just a mess at the back

[noble fractal]

leipzig relegation 🙏

6 minutes extra time???

[robust grotto]

Tbh I’m hoping for more goals

[noble fractal]

that refree hates them

😭

[robust grotto]

We need a whole new 11 and manager lol

[noble fractal]

how did the old one not get fired

[robust grotto]

Lopetegui?

Or Potter now? Yeah idek

[noble fractal]

what a joke

bayern will win the league again

shitty farmers league

[robust grotto]

@dim ledge watch. The owner is going to panic buy and we’re going to get a load of shit players

Waaaaatch

[noble fractal]

they bought good players from the prem while everyone else decided to sell to their best players to england

[hasty basin]

Damn Sanchez

[sweet tree]

how's there still 20 mins left

that pass is nuts

[noble fractal]

at what point did u shut off the tv lunik

[robust grotto]

I’m only listening bc I’m at work

I don’t live in Europe

[noble fractal]

ohhh ic

[robust grotto]

Yeh, I’ll miss the cup game on Tuesday v wolves too

Forest and Spurs our next two league games

https://x.com/indykaila/status/1958991582386106683?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

indykaila News (@indykaila)

It’s been years, and honestly, it feels like the @WestHam board just doesn’t care about the club, the fans.

The high profile journalists don’t make enough points about the turmoil that West Ham are in! Always making excuses for them!

Season after season, we watch the same old

X · Aug 22, 2025, 8:36 PM

[hasty basin]

Free kick merchant can't even do that

[robust grotto]

I’ve been telling @dim ledge all the time

We need all the big journalists in football to talk about how bad WHU owners are. They need the spotlight on them from the national media

I get it. We are irrelevant. No one cares or likes to talk about us.. but we need this

We need every single piece of press as possible

[trim timber]

Inform upon this yinzer what is this WHU so that I might join the rabble and grumbling to help your situation

[amber grove]

Nice to get a win

[robust grotto]

West Ham United, my football club based out of East London

[trim timber]

I shall join in on the public shaming in solidarity

[smoky fable]

This is a club in London. How is there not even a peep?

[robust grotto]

Cause we’re irrelevant

[smoky fable]

We need video essays on this wreck

[dim ledge]

https://www.reddit.com/r/PremierLeague/s/yn0WcwvVfF

[noble fractal]

the media is too busy mocking arsenal for playing second fiddle every season

[robust grotto]

https://x.com/westham_central/status/1959003531056488594?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Central (@WestHam_Central)

West Ham have conceded the most goals in the opening two games in Premier League history, with eight.

This means, ultimately, they have had the worst ever start to a Premier League season.

X · Aug 22, 2025, 9:23 PM

Bro. The worst start in PL history

[smoky fable]

Horrendous

[robust grotto]

All you guys are right btw

[rapid yoke]

how did you end up becoming a west ham fan?

[spice socket]

@mental wind bruh we play early tomorrow

[mental wind]

2 pm here wtf

ill be up early anyways so i think i can live w that lol

[spice socket]

It'll be 12.30pm for me but.... I cba watching that early lol

I'll watch it tho

[mental wind]

we need to cook them

gave us 4 last season

and its home game

[spice socket]

we will see

[noble fractal]

why is prem so early on weekends

no other league starts this soon i think

[hasty basin]

Serie a games used to be really early

At times

[spice socket]

probably for promotion and stuff

[hasty basin]

I think they're the earliest in general

Prem earliest games are at 15:30 for me

Serie a was 14:30

[noble fractal]

for me some start as early as 12:30

or 13:30 idk

[hasty basin]

I don't know why the best game is the earliest though

[noble fractal]

which is wild bc in england its still morning

[hasty basin]

Serie a almost always does them latest

[robust grotto]

family

club found me, i didnt find WH

[amber grove]

Only bad thing about winning is our talent bails out Enzo and his shit decision making again

[robust grotto]

60 million British pounds

[sweet tree]

damn u got mizkif at cb

[hasty basin]

https://tenor.com/view/barbershop-haircut-quarter-dance-performance-broadway-gif-6682505804563670052

Hermansen eyetest: failed.

[robust grotto]

I’m so sick of buying relegated players bro

Hermansen, JWP, KWP, Summerville

[hasty basin]

Dw you can get Mateus Fernandes

Very very cheap

[robust grotto]

Fernandes overpay.. yeah bro

[hasty basin]

You guys are making Southampton a bank

I can't like you too much...

[robust grotto]

Dude it matters bc they are players who are use to losing

Literally zero winning mentality

Kilman is a loser

40 mil for Kilman

[hasty basin]

Is it over

[robust grotto]

Forest and Spurs next (wolves Tuesday but cup game)

[hasty basin]

If it's going this bad for Potter I think he's the type of manager to just collapse

[hasty basin]

Forest will be a fun kne

[robust grotto]

Potter will be sacked by January

[hasty basin]

One

[robust grotto]

But who will we get??

Dyche ??

[hasty basin]

Currently the most dysfunctional teams

[robust grotto]

You think Ange will come here? Lol

[hasty basin]

Ange will probably go forest

[robust grotto]

No losers. So many actual losers on the team

[hasty basin]

Greek connection

[robust grotto]

No coach

True good call tbh

Does Nuno want our job? Doubt it

[hasty basin]

Would be a good revenge story

[robust grotto]

Agree

[hasty basin]

I mean where else can he go

To be fair

[robust grotto]

If he doesn’t care about playing in Europe?

Go home to Portugal lol

[hasty basin]

I think Portuguese teams (the top ones) prefer way more of an attacking coach than him

I think Forest are about to be dreadful

Nuno and Ange are almost polar opposites

[proud coyote]

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[slate lance]

Bet

[hasty mesa]

Perfect

[ripe yacht]

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FixupX · Aug 22, 2025, 8:47 PM

He needs city to save him lol

[nimble onyx]

Atp he can stay

He don’t want to be saved

[inland forum]

rodrygo to spurs lets go

waiting for that fabrizio romano post

[rustic mountain]

Great first game from Shane, if he can keep this up against teams not named the Marlins, we may have our ace we need for the playoffs

[dim kettle]

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FixupX · Aug 23, 2025, 1:56 AM

[rustic ore]

Outdoor games just feels right for baseball imo

[versed forge]

Good luck everyone 🫡

[dim ledge]

If u win u get juba's vacant staff position

Including juba

[rustic ore]

Oh boy, I've always wanted my very own Juba

[smoky fable]

Man I’ve been the repeating champion and I only got bragging rights from it

And now we get some reward

[rustic ore]

[dim ledge]

Right so, Brian Robinson @proud coyote
what should i expect

like hes def gonna be rb2

i imagine he'd be more of a goal line/3rd down fellow? seems to be pretty bulky

do you think both james and guerendo stay or just isaac

[rustic ore]

Think it was either Nofreeking or Mala who said dude apparently has shit vision so I'd have to guess he'll primarily be a change of pace/short yardage/goal line RB

[proud coyote]

similar to jordan mason but more useful on third downs

has similar vision issues

but he's cheaper so

[amber grove]

And if he somehow flames out (which I highly doubt btw) hes a free agent after this season anyway

[proud coyote]

Dude did anyone

see the end of that fucking fight LMAO

I’ve been watching fighting for years

Never seen anything like that

most muay thai shit I’ve ever seen in an mma match

[hasty basin]

This is nothing Ancelotti is just helping Rma silently

[mental wind]

@spice socket

Lineups

Marmoush starting was unexpected

[spice socket]

this ain't bad

[mental wind]

Yea

Doku major sub to take porro

[hasty basin]

Didnt start Nunes

Phew

Hes gone this TW from my FPL

[mental wind]

Would be scary if Kudus plays left side

[nimble onyx]

Same

[nimble onyx]

He finally dropped uncle Bernardo

Although he did play well against Wolves

[hasty basin]

Wait I benched him but I have Palmer

And he's first bench

Hellll nah

[dense blade]

Pep roulette is so back

Nobody is safe

Cherki starts today

[mental wind]

😭

[mental wind]

almost

[nimble onyx]

Ait Nouri down…

[mental wind]

..

[nimble onyx]

💔

Ake in now

[mental wind]

this is bad

i hope it isnt anything serious

[nimble onyx]

Didn’t look too serious tbf

Haaland’s play making is underrated

[mental wind]

agree

[thorn hornet]

Aurier got hepatitis b

Top shagger

[noble fractal]

so far ao good

[hasty basin]

Can I just

Leave fpl

[mental wind]

fuck iff

oh off

[hasty basin]

Like if God doesn't want me to

Why should I

[mental wind]

do we even get 1 pt for that

[hasty basin]

We get 1

Goal counts

[mental wind]

ffs

what the fuck was that backline

[spice socket]

https://tenor.com/view/pep-guardiola-pep-guardiola-angry-pep-guardiola-kick-pep-guardiola-kicks-chair-pep-guardiola-arsenal-gif-11724117033729724857

[spice socket]

Rico Lewis mark your man challenge impossible

[hasty basin]

Can we bet on them finishing 12th?

[mental wind]

we might be cooked

[spice socket]

WIN UR FUCKING HEADERS

[hasty basin]

Yo?

How is that

LOL

[mental wind]

the trafford one?

[hasty basin]

Yes

[mental wind]

idk

typical pl

[thorn hornet]

Why isn't Eze playing?

[hasty basin]

2-0

This is a classic City vs spurs

[thorn hornet]

Ah

Kryptonite

[nimble onyx]

I hate Spurs with a passion

[hasty basin]

Trafford's first mistake

[mental wind]

..

[thorn hornet]

Hey you and me both

[nimble onyx]

They never play like this vs Arsenal

[hasty basin]

He needs time to settle in tho lol

He's not used to this with Burnley at all

[mental wind]

thats our fault

[spice socket]

https://tenor.com/view/pep-pep-guardiola-guardiola-rage-furious-gif-3527745953732441472

[nimble onyx]

Even in past seasons

[mental wind]

wouldve been 2 for us if some of our players could pass better

[nimble onyx]

Donnarumma you are a Cityzen

[hasty basin]

Both the rightbacks I picked were benched

[nimble onyx]

Or finish better

[hasty basin]

And both their replacements had a stinker

[thorn hornet]

Trafford you are going back to Burnley son

[nimble onyx]

Marmoush 🥀

[rapid yoke]

500m in 2 windows for people who cant pass...

[thorn hornet]

My fpl is fucked anyways

[hasty basin]

https://tenor.com/view/tweaking-out-black-guy-tweaking-meme-gif-6022943353035016664

Salah is breaking his leg 2 minutes in

Sorry Balkan

[rapid yoke]

fawk what happened to ederson

[thorn hornet]

You think you're having it bad

[nimble onyx]

Pedro benched 😭

[hasty basin]

You have 1 return vro 🥀

[thorn hornet]

Why do you have Igor Thiago bro

[hasty basin]

That's not the problem 🥀

He scored a pen last game

Respect

If my OTHER striker got me 6 points too I would be happy

But nope 1 pointer

[thorn hornet]

Caicedo barely saved me he almost finished the game with 2 points

Haaland lock in

[nimble onyx]

💔

[mental wind]

ffs

[thorn hornet]

Hold on you captained Palmer

[nimble onyx]

I don’t see us winning this

[mental wind]

0x2 🔥

[mental wind]

if we dont make subs

[hasty basin]

Vice is Salah chill

[hasty basin]

Respect

[thorn hornet]

BRO WHAT RESPECT YOU FINISHING THE GAMEWEEK WITH 18 POINTS

[hasty basin]

De Cuyper is scoring a hat trick

We all know this

😭

[thorn hornet]

That bench is something

[hasty basin]

I wanted to get Nunes out of my team

Then Frimpong decided to get injured

On some bullshit

[thorn hornet]

Guiu, bro Nwaneri is there

He's like 5.5

[hasty basin]

He's a midfielder vro

Guiu is 4.5

🥀

[thorn hornet]

Nwaneri winger shifts

[nimble onyx]

[hasty basin]

WE DONT HAVE THE CAPACITY

😭

[thorn hornet]

Croco going to wildcard in gameweek 3

[nimble onyx]

Lmao

[hasty basin]

People said they'd do that even before fpl started

I thought they were crazy

Look at me now

[rapid yoke]

spurs and chels top of the league

[noble fractal]

SPURS IS WINNING HAHA

[thorn hornet]

Sunderland were 3rd last night

[hasty basin]

Dawg every player I picked from the defence played well enough

[noble fractal]

i knew it

[hasty basin]

But every single one got injured or benched

For a worse counterpart

[noble fractal]

they never dissapoint against city

[rapid yoke]

they still are

[thorn hornet]

Dark horses

Belive

[rapid yoke]

tbf they play burnley

they could be first on GD

[hasty basin]

Sounds like such a 0-0

🥀

[nimble onyx]

We need Foden in second half

[hasty basin]

WE need Nunes in 2nd half

Or don't sub him on at all

That works too

[thorn hornet]

Gyokeres please bang today, they are calling my marque signing washed after 1 game

We are NOT Nunez

[hasty basin]

Saka better bang bro

[dense blade]

Just when I transferred him in and now Ait Nouri is injured

[hasty basin]

ME TOO

[dense blade]

You can't make this up

[thorn hornet]

Haaland post match discourse after community shield game

[hasty basin]

Bro

[nimble onyx]

If Rico wasn’t one of our only rbs I would’ve absolutely cashed in on him when Forest made an offer

[noble fractal]

really funny how I left to do some chores and thebmoment im back spurs is 2-0 ahead

[dense blade]

This shit is so cursed bro

[thorn hornet]

Dude I was debating him or Ballard, went with the other one instead

[hasty basin]

DEBATING HIM AND WHO

[nimble onyx]

Lmao

[hasty basin]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/Gw05eEwWAAAP5jY.gif

[thorn hornet]

Nouri

[hasty basin]

Dawg

Are you wildcarding?

[dense blade]

Ballard got like 20points first game

[thorn hornet]

Nah

[hasty basin]

Yes he did

But uhh

Ballard

[dense blade]

I need Kroupi to do something croco

[nimble onyx]

Somehow making the wrong decision, ended up being the right decision?

[dense blade]

He's my first bench

[thorn hornet]

He's my starter bro

Burnley going to run rampart now

[nimble onyx]

Need Haaland to score atleast

I’ll take that

[hasty basin]

He MIGHT sub on 👍

[thorn hornet]

HE BETTER

My captain please

[hasty basin]

Soon he might be a bad option

[nimble onyx]

My only premium

[dense blade]

You got too much guts to bench Pedro for Westham away

[hasty basin]

Our team wants a striker to compete with Evanilson for some reason

[thorn hornet]

Not too much guts bro I have 0 brain capacity

[dense blade]

True..

[nimble onyx]

[thorn hornet]

This is me at the end of this gameweek if Gyokeres and Haaland blank

[dense blade]

Tbh I might've underestimated Spurs

They look decent

But it's only City so...

[hasty basin]

This is the average

Spurs vs city fixture

If I Had spurs players I'd start them

[dense blade]

Exactly

[thorn hornet]

I get off work at 6 and Arsenal game starts at 6:30, botta turn into Flash

[hasty basin]

But I don't so

[dense blade]

They almost always beat them or give them a hard time at the least

I still think City CAN comeback

[nimble onyx]

But can’t beat Arsenal

[dense blade]

They have done this before

[thorn hornet]

West Ham somehow learn to play football against us

[nimble onyx]

Hate that club

[thorn hornet]

We also cannot beat Fulham for like 3 years now

[dense blade]

I have Porro.. brother needs to get some assists 🤞

[thorn hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/pedro-porro-tottenham-right-back-sporting-gif-12319489168199322456

[nimble onyx]

They might genuinely go down this season if things don’t change quick

[thorn hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/trossard-nld-pedro-porro-porro-leandro-trossard-gif-1294915250976246164

[burnt cedar]

The one time spurs needed to beat city they couldn’t

[thorn hornet]

Porro goes down like gmod ragdoll

[nimble onyx]

That was funny

[burnt cedar]

That’s why Son will have a hater in me for life

[thorn hornet]

Swear he did that shit on purpose

Gerrard missing the pen to sack Hodgson

@burnt cedar reckon they show Eze tonight?

[nimble onyx]

Quite the opposite for me

[solid dagger]

Managers change, players change but Tottenham keeps being Guardiola's enemy lmfao

[hasty basin]

Pep when he realises he has to sacrifice ball playing ability or shot stopping

Bro will never get both

[burnt cedar]

Nah I doubt it

[hasty basin]

Wait is there gonna be a new gen of just ball playing keepers now

Wtf is happening 😭

[mental wind]

haaland lmao

[hasty basin]

Lmao

[mental wind]

OMG

[hasty basin]

Why was Richarlison chasing Trafford

[mental wind]

OH NY FUCKING GOD

[nimble onyx]

WHYYYYYYY

[hasty basin]

Guess thats why

[nimble onyx]

WHATTTTT

[hasty basin]

YO?

THATS A PEN

Is VAR turned off?

[nimble onyx]

Uncle Bernardo in

[nimble onyx]

Yea

Ref has been letting a lot go on both sides tbf

[nimble onyx]

Why tf did he pass it

Where’s the ego

[hasty basin]

City just keep losing ball and getting countered

Can't even keep it

[mental wind]

reminded me of fa cup final

[nimble onyx]

I’d rather we not bring in Rodri

Don’t let him get involved in whatever this is

[noble fractal]

https://twitter.com/livescore/status/1958944758883045783?s=19

LiveScore (@livescore)

Only Liverpool have beaten Pep more times than Spurs in his entire career 😵‍💫

X · Aug 22, 2025, 5:30 PM

[nimble onyx]

Thank goodness Johnson is ass

[noble fractal]

[thorn hornet]

Erling Braut Haaland

[nimble onyx]

Bernardo is killing me man

We’ve somehow gotten worse

[noble fractal]

why is vagnoman still here where is our new defender

[thorn hornet]

Have you seen this man

[mental wind]

fayz

[noble fractal]

also someone tell our coach to stop experimenting every game

[thorn hornet]

Uhhh thats Cherki

[mental wind]

😭

[thorn hornet]

Kill Demirovic

[mental wind]

good one

next week we have a great fixture

[noble fractal]

maybe dwmirovic will play better this season

i hope

😭

[thorn hornet]

Naah

I watched this brother

I know how this ends

If you give a donkey to much attention he will think he's a lion

[noble fractal]

well we did ok against bayern

compared to leipzig at least.. .

[thorn hornet]

Save Nusa

[noble fractal]

so maybe this season we will be top table again

[thorn hornet]

pair Dzeko with Demirovic when Woltemade leaves next season and he will kill him the second game of the season

[hasty basin]

Factos

Respect Nusa

[mental wind]

why doesnt nunes play

[nimble onyx]

Pep doesn’t rate him

[spice socket]

Sub Bernardo off omg

[mental wind]

he was alright last season and in cwc he wasnt bad

doku in cdm spot 🔥

[nimble onyx]

I was hoping he’d prove me wrong

But his legs are gone

Who does Rico think he is

[mental wind]

Richi hating us cus we got bdor winner

[thorn hornet]

A pro

[robust grotto]

Not sure that’ll be the case year my man

[thorn hornet]

Wanna bet

No matter how shit you might be you always give us a hard time

[robust grotto]

Imagine Palmer didn’t get hurt?

Would’ve been 7-1

[thorn hornet]

Nah dw he doesn't score from open play

[mental wind]

have we got a shotn on target this half?

[thorn hornet]

Fotmob gave Trafford 4.8 rating, thats harsh

[nimble onyx]

Trafford is real nervy rn

[mental wind]

rodri foden

[nimble onyx]

Foden should’ve came in sooner

[thorn hornet]

Isn't Rodri out till October

[mental wind]

75'

[thorn hornet]

Pep you liar

[mental wind]

yea we got fooled

[nimble onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/pep-guardiola-gif-24310020

[thorn hornet]

Looking forward how Spurs fuck this up in the last 10 minutes

[mental wind]

no way rodri was our first shot for this 2nd half

[nimble onyx]

Rodri got our first shot on target

[mental wind]

😭

[nimble onyx]

Christ

[mental wind]

FUCK OFF

if only doku was a starter

[lavish nexus]

hope they do

[nimble onyx]

Should’ve invested in VDV

[mental wind]

foden limping??

[lavish nexus]

draw would be the best result

[mental wind]

i got vdv is that W or L

[nimble onyx]

W for sure

[mental wind]

fuck off ref

[quartz summit]

Is there no college gameday today

[rapid yoke]

what happened to foden i miss when he used to be good

saka comparisons dont hit since he fell off

[nimble onyx]

Rico Lewis is not serious

[lavish nexus]

what an insane free kick from foden

[mental wind]

🔥

bernardo time to go

[rapid yoke]

imagine bringing on foden and rodri and they have 0 impact

next levels of washed

[mental wind]

good saves

[noble fractal]

ye

but too late lol

[mental wind]

better than 3 😭

last szn we got 4

[noble fractal]

match time

[nimble onyx]

Welp

[nimble onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-cat-is-this-bait-cat-is-this-ragebait-gif-10902073105296387701

[thorn hornet]

Spurs didn't fuck up

[nimble onyx]

Im more disappointed Haaland blanked

[thorn hornet]

Same

[nimble onyx]

And that Ait Nouri got injured

[spice socket]

https://tenor.com/view/alexxxa-football-soccer-post-match-handshake-gif-25359840

[crude berry]

This is the classic spurs. Start strong, finish poor

[noble fractal]

berlin fans filled the entire field with confetti

[crude berry]

I will give it 5 more games until their form starts to degrade

[noble fractal]

fucking idiots

[crude berry]

[mental wind]

id sell my kidney if itd help w Donna's wages

[spice socket]

It's the same crap

over and over again

[mental wind]

Didnt understand why we keeping Lewis

Loan was better

Heck Forest couldve taken him

[noble fractal]

damn that was a good shot maybe we'll win today

[spice socket]

He didn't want to leave

He was awful tho

Not a RB lol

We need a RB

We also lack width so much

i don't think I've seen a worse sub in my life

[noble fractal]

kms

[mental wind]

😭

[hasty basin]

Our bench is almost better than what we're starting

But it's fine

[spice socket]

Spurs can take him bruh I want Rodrygo😭🙏

[thorn hornet]

Rodrygo willing to sit out the entire season on Madrid's bench and get no call ups to NT is really something

Why is this brother so self destructing

[mental wind]

Rodrygo heavily disrespected

[thorn hornet]

Rodrygo has 0 self respect, he should protest

Like Gyokeres did, no way a footballer with that ability is ok being benched every game and getting 15-20 minute cameos

https://fixupx.com/HandofArsenal/status/1959248479315788047?t=iAJuAmB2oZfMntbCTHE5QA&s=19

HandöfArsenal (@HandofArsenal)

Max Dowman will be on the bench for Arsenal Football Club today.
︀︀
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FixupX · Aug 23, 2025, 1:36 PM

Nice

[mental wind]

100m is insane

[thorn hornet]

It can be lowered

[hasty basin]

Damsgaard almost just scored

The most beautiful goal

GOLLL

That boy Tav

Semenyo POTM 🤔

[torn gale]

COLLEGE FOOTBALL IS BACK

https://tenor.com/view/lsu-tigers-football-come-now-lets-go-gif-15282681

[smoky fable]

Week 0 for now

[thorn hornet]

Refusd to train, go to socials

Threaten suicide, that works too I guess

[hasty basin]

WE ARE SO BACKKKK

I LOVE MISSING TAPINS

[rustic ore]

@dim ledge don’t know if you’d be interested in subjective ratings but these are Robinson’s PFF ratings to you an idea of the player you just got

Closer the color is to blue the better

Closer to red the worst

[nimble onyx]

He’s allowing it at this point

[hasty basin]

@thorn hornet Neither of us win

🤝

[noble fractal]

dogshit

back to the bottom of the table

[hasty basin]

The fuck is this

Fuck that's a nasty landing

https://x.com/FanaticFirmino/status/1959260170577457223

Sivert (@FanaticFirmino)

Hoever just tore something in his knee i’m sure of it🫣

X · Aug 23, 2025, 2:23 PM

[burnt cedar]

@thorn hornet looks like it’s happening https://x.com/redactionafc/status/1959246634476282335?s=46&t=r7wAoOlnBiz9DTokWYJKTw

REDaction Gooners (@REDactionAFC)

A little heads up that you will most definitely want to be in your seat by 5:20pm today…

X · Aug 23, 2025, 1:29 PM

[amber grove]

Some people's "goat" still trophyless in Saudi 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[noble fractal]

ten hags leverkursen is playing better than us at least 💔

[thorn hornet]

Yan Mvilla finally

[burnt cedar]

He’s finally escaped the matrix

[rapid yoke]

dowman on the bench

[hasty basin]

Wolves are just fouling vro 🥀

[thorn hornet]

BALLARD INJURED FUUUUCK

[hasty basin]

@thorn hornet

I was the first to congratulate you

Dw

[thorn hornet]

I'm still somehow 1st

[hasty basin]

Points already registered?

[thorn hornet]

@noble fractal dude what the fuck is your name

[thorn hornet]

Think so

[noble fractal]

I love yaoi

wtf do u think zolusan stands for

[hasty basin]

Wait

[thorn hornet]

I thought it was some chinese dragon bro

[hasty basin]

Zo LU San?

[thorn hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-back-dog-golden-retriever-back-golden-retriever-scared-golden-retriever-disgusted-gif-26048691

[noble fractal]

weak

[thorn hornet]

Welcome to gooner nayshun

[noble fractal]

but what did i expect from football fans 😔

[hasty basin]

Dawg I'm more concerned it's all 3 than that 😭

[noble fractal]

dou not support polygamous relationships? 😔

2-0, chat do u think we can still make it 🥲

[hasty basin]

Am I getting canceled?

[frail berry]

Damn Quansah scoring 6 min into his bundesliga debut nice to see

[neat radish]

Villa downfall goes crazy

[hasty basin]

There's been an inury in every game

Early injury*

[thorn hornet]

I once fucked my ankle as soon as the game started

Grass was wet

[rapid yoke]

10 at half time?

[hasty basin]

Never had an injury on my legs thankfuly

All been other parts

[thorn hornet]

Buddy of mine had his dick crushed by hydraulic press duribg a Sunday league game tho

[hasty basin]

Ah yeah hate when that happens

Man Salah really is the best prem winger of all time

[thorn hornet]

@dim ledge you agree???

[noble fractal]

that depends on your awnser

[hasty basin]

Nah come on you know I always supported

[noble fractal]

maybe god hates us

then u will be spared on judgement day

demirovic and vagnoman need to be hanged

[thorn hornet]

Agree

[noble fractal]

at least hoenes is making changes early this game

usually he wates til last minute

[thorn hornet]

Croco you're such a cool guy

[dim ledge]

Is the Pope Catholic

[thorn hornet]

Does the queen drink royal tea

[dim ledge]

Does anyone in the Balkans care about Slovenia

[thorn hornet]

I don't

Bland bitches

Diaspora

[noble fractal]

do they even count as balkans

[dim ledge]

Somehow

[noble fractal]

pretty much central europeans

[thorn hornet]

More left leaning

[hasty basin]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls-gif-13813457612366790790

It's over

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Do Montenegrins have comfortable mattresses

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Always

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As a non Balkan that feels so niche

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Uneployment never higher

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crying

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Why are they known for that 😭

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how are we so unlucky

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Lazy fucks

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why is their keeper saving everything

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RED TO WOLVES

YESSSS

Earth to Sunderland

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i hate foootball

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Ok

Whoever designed the PL app needs to be held accountable

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Lmao yeah

Pointless updates

Not to mention it keeps me logging the fuck off fantasy

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That kept happening to me

But not anymore so

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I hate this corporate obsession of needing to change things that don't need to be changed

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What changed

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If you log in enough

It'll stop eventually

Happened with me every year

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https://fixupx.com/Arsenal/status/1959273282135335040?t=a_Q935wNv1iAlyqBax5E4w&s=19

Arsenal (@Arsenal)

🔴 𝗧𝗘𝗔𝗠𝙉𝙀𝙒𝙎 ⚪️
︀︀
︀︀↩️ Timber in at right-back
︀︀🆕 Madueke makes full Arsenal Premier League debut
︀︀😤 Gyokeres leads the line
︀︀
︀︀Let's do this, Gunners 💪

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FixupX · Aug 23, 2025, 3:15 PM

Madueke LW

White injured

[rapid yoke]

gyokeres brace

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Another 1 pointer

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Semenyo when he's not playing against ancient greek Gods and hell's most grotesque creatures combined:

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Ten Haag effect!!!

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1.1 xG no goals

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1140489887519346749/1330231043806072832/atrick1.gif

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FINALLY

[rapid yoke]

i dont even wanna think about what i was doing at 15

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our new scorer

Send demirovic to the glue factory right now

one more pls

at least let us get one point

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If Wolves score this

I swear.

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Odegaards 200 games

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transfer window still open

pls sell them

🙏

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Show me what you got Adli.

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WOLDEMADE

NOOOO

OFFSIDE

pls pls pls

sigh

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WHAT A SAVE

SA

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arsenal removed their pinned tweet

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crying

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wtf happened here

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he got hurt

nose was bleeding

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And no subs left?

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and he was dizzy

jeah idk

we lost