sports

[dim ledge]

Good enough for me ty

[dense blade]

Decent

His responsibility has decreased significantly because Cunha, Mbeumo and others were awesome

[dense blade]

Already??

Lmao

[nimble onyx]

Think he covered the most ground for United

[dense blade]

That's usual business for him

I was talking in the sense that he wasn't taking those 30 yards hoofballs because nobody else, except for Amad, was doing anything

[dim ledge]

The aftv clip is an all timer shit post

[nimble onyx]

[noble fractal]

this is what every arsenal fan looks like in my head

[frail berry]

At least they covering their awful breath

[rapid yoke]

least salty united fans

[fading abyss]

An entire documentary talking about how they changed and things would be different this year

1 more szn like this and I give up

[sweet tree]

nico carry job

3 g/a for him

[amber grove]

https://x.com/TouchlineX/status/1957143042277658729?t=32lGDkVMI5MQR_9amRmJsQ&s=19

The Touchline | 𝐓 (@TouchlineX)

🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Amorim: "Today we proved that we can beat EVERY team in the Premier League!"

X · Aug 17, 2025, 6:10 PM

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[mental wind]

😭😭😭😭

Blud cant beat Bournemouth

[hasty basin]

Respect

[mental wind]

oh of course

no offense meant

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1957159205347242338 @sacred kite

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Trade: the Houston Texans are sending WR John Metchie to the Philadelphia Eagles, per sources.

X · Aug 17, 2025, 7:14 PM

[fading abyss]

"Most important we are not boirng"

[dim ledge]

He's trying to out-Arteta Arteta

So funny

[fading abyss]

Istg he's going to make manchester do even worse than last szn

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/Djbienaime/status/1957163284723118114

DJ Bien-Aime (@Djbienaime)

Per a league sources the Texans are swapping day 3 picks with the Eagles and receiving tight end Harrison Bryant for WRs John Metchie

X · Aug 17, 2025, 7:31 PM

[dim ledge]

Awful take

And I dislike united lmao

[hasty basin]

https://tenor.com/view/open-season-shaw-deer-run-over-meme-gif-12251156658227451666

[mental wind]

his press speeched r bullshit but defo not as bad as like Ten Hag

[fading abyss]

Im top 3 in fantasy all my takes are automatically valid

[fading abyss]

ic

[mental wind]

and i heard that united played better

[dim ledge]

Took one look at your manga takes and know you bullshitting hard as fuck

Stupid

[fading abyss]

Mayb there's still hope

[fading abyss]

This you?

[dim ledge]

Same joke twice

L

[fading abyss]

Yeah pipe down son

[dim ledge]

Know your place

[fading abyss]

Wait till I'm owner

[dim ledge]

Hopefully I'll be dead by then

[robust grotto]

@dim ledge 🫡

[dim ledge]

Lovely view of Camden

[hasty basin]

Sheesh that Atleti goal

https://gyazo.com/8adb8931855c10e92a66759a36310b16

[robust grotto]

Nothing like Camden

[dim ledge]

So correct, isn't that right @hidden rampart @cunning sparrow

[sweet tree]

https://x.com/oficialsincerao/status/1957157043099381953?t=LgaNKchJReHmytU6cPVdPw&s=19

Sincerão (@oficialsincerao)

Neymar e Coutinho. O tempo voa…

X · Aug 17, 2025, 7:06 PM

[cunning sparrow]

No better weather on the east coast than Camden NJ

[dim ledge]

Gorgeous

[amber grove]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1957155656605262198?t=NvEDir8lZ0UqT0jf6g4oTg&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨 Rúben Amorim: “We prove today that we can win any game in the Premier League”.

“We were the better team against a great team like Arsenal”. ❗️ @BeanymanSports

X · Aug 17, 2025, 7:00 PM

[mental wind]

Mukiele to Sunderland wow

[amber grove]

HE FUCKING LOST

I hate this guy

[spice socket]

https://tenor.com/view/same-old-shit-shawshank-redemption-morgan-freeman-gif-9157330

[dim ledge]

He's literally just parroting Mikel

When we won the league Arteta was on about "well we lost the league twice with more points"

[nimble onyx]

Julián 💔🤘

[nimble onyx]

That’s what makes it so funny

[sweet tree]

simeone needs another 150m to beat espanyol

[robust grotto]

Wow, I love Camden in the summer

[mental wind]

this is crazy lmao

[sweet tree]

should be going forward not backwards

[crude berry]

[dim ledge]

This guy REALLY wants Daniels lol @smoky fable @proud coyote

[thorn hornet]

Me finishing gw 1 in fantasy wasn't on my bingo cards

[thorn hornet]

Amorim losing it at the reporter was funny as fuck lmao

The way his eyes lit up when he mentioned Heaton

[smoky fable]

Crazy. Kupp probably isn’t the best value wise for dynasty since injuries and age are taking a toll

You could probably get a good haul from this guy though if you’re selling

[simple seal]

One of the greats

[spice socket]

I'll give you errr Ertz for Anthony Brown

[thorn hornet]

https://fixupx.com/Evertxn/status/1957125840623297016?t=CO4Z0gePPEzMBcOa2OiupA&s=19

ㅤً (@Evertxn)

Gyokeres and Madueke marquee signings when chasing the league.
︀︀
︀︀This will go down as one of the worst summer transfers of all time, given the context.

**💬 6 🔁 14 ❤️ 230 👁️ 17.7K **

FixupX · Aug 17, 2025, 5:02 PM

YOU SUPPORT FUCKING EVERTON

[dim ledge]

Im not he just REALLY wants Daniels

[smoky fable]

Up to you then

[simple seal]

More titles than basically all but 4 other teams? lol

Crazy that Milan is still 2nd with 7 after all these years

[dim ledge]

Think I'll keep Daniels. His team is quite old

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/schultz_report/status/1957206673741021438?s=46&t=p7cGuHvykKWdHLCLT_54_A @sweet tree @dawn tapir

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report)

Sources: The #Commanders have been shopping RB Brian Robinson Jr. to teams around the NFL.

The former 3rd-round pick out of Alabama is entering the final year of his contract.

X · Aug 17, 2025, 10:23 PM

https://tenor.com/view/why-huh-but-why-gif-13199396

I mean...I get it

But still

[simple seal]

The start of the 16 year partnership between Lotus and Ford Cosworth

[amber grove]

Someone tell this guy he's not him

[amber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/sanji-nobody-loves-me-gif-4131441800377650355

Whats he even command a 4th?

[rustic ore]

I'd guess lower, he's not great but he's not bad. He's also a 1 year rental since his rookie deal runs out after this season

[hidden rampart]

Real shit best city in the world

[weak gull]

Not shocked but also…that’s an ugly backfield now, ship Brob and it’s even uglier lol

[sacred agate]

https://x.com/nfl/status/1957137137603625443?s=46&t=kbV4GU26gpfexAHF8qdBgw

NFL (@NFL)

.@Saints TE Treyton Welch goes up and makes a spectacular catch 🔥

Watch on @NFLNetwork
Stream on @NFLPlus

X · Aug 17, 2025, 5:47 PM

What a snag

[robust grotto]

??? Actually true??

[solid dagger]

If there's a thing I can't stand is people overreacting on the literal first match day of the season

[sacred kite]

Yeah that was an excellent catch

[rustic ore]

https://fixupx.com/nfl/status/1957137137603625443?s=46&t=kbV4GU26gpfexAHF8qdBgw

NFL (@NFL)

.@Saints TE Treyton Welch goes up and makes a spectacular catch 🔥
︀︀
︀︀Watch on @NFLNetwork
︀︀Stream on @NFLPlus

**💬 63 🔁 53 ❤️ 467 👁️ 187.1K **

▶ Play video

FixupX · Aug 17, 2025, 5:47 PM

[amber grove]

https://x.com/TheDunkCentral/status/1957245154647040256?t=eK8B6t3EdMWXjOsCS_dHBQ&s=19

NBACentral (@TheDunkCentral)

Draymond Green trolls the Heat after trading Haywood Highsmith

X · Aug 18, 2025, 12:56 AM

[sacred agate]

SNAGGED

[rustic ore]

Nice TD throw by Bagent

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/evanrobertswfan/status/1957249494996644248?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Evan Roberts (@EvanRobertsWFAN)

Manfred confirms what we all knew… radical geographic realignment is coming. Mets and Yankees in the same division is inevitable.

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Aug 18, 2025, 1:13 AM

Yeah let’s just ruin baseball more

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/TomPelissero/status/1957251422010929275

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

Trade! The #Saints are sending veteran DT Khalen Saunders to the #Jaguars, per sources.

Saunders started for New Orleans in today’s preseason game against Jacksonville … and now is joining them.

X · Aug 18, 2025, 1:21 AM

[amber grove]

EXCUSE ME

MANEFRED

MFER DON'T YOU DARE

[amber grove]

LMAO THEY GOT WORSE SOMEHOW 😭

[rustic ore]

Uh oh, Bears DB went down clutching his knee

[sweet tree]

any news on terry

[rustic ore]

He got activated off of PUP so it seems he's ending his holdout

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/tank-gif-5855095177660882310

I'm guessing Shough is gonna start Week 1

But let's be honest they're gonna likely go through everyone

[smoky fable]

rattler probably

[robust grotto]

Mental bro

[dim kettle]

You kinda have to realign some because 2 more teams are coming in the next 8 years.

Like, I'm expecting Tampa, Miami and Atlanta will be in an NL South.

[robust grotto]

Portland, Nashville, Austin

[dim kettle]

It's most likely Nashville and Portland.

[dim ledge]

You guys are going AL?

[dim kettle]

I feel like it will be like the NFL did when the Texans came in. Every division would be shaken up and one team would change to the NL or AL. I think Tampa would be moving to the NL personally.

[robust grotto]

They’ll probably make it east / west

Closer to NBA / NHL like division

[robust grotto]

Likely right tbh

I mean speculation here, ofc, but it has felt that way for a while now

Mets, Yankees, Phillies, Red Sox, Blue Jays

[dim kettle]

MLB is not gonna have two NY teams or 2 Chicago teams in one league.

Mets will likely stay NL.

[robust grotto]

If the goal is more about geography then they’ll def combine the cities into the same division

[dim kettle]

The ones that would be interesting is divisions like the Central would be gone

[robust grotto]

Central would have issues

[dim kettle]

It's likely gonna be replaced with a North and South

[robust grotto]

The divisions could be more than 5 teams

[dim kettle]

There's gonna be 32 teams. So it's likely gonna be 4 teams each

This has been speculation for some time now.

[willow galleon]

Is the MlB adding more teams?

[dim kettle]

Once the A's and Rays get their new homes.

[willow galleon]

When did this get announced?

[dim kettle]

It's been a discussion for some time now. The league wants 32 teams and the A's and Rays have been delaying those plans.

[willow galleon]

I would think it might be hard to find a new place cuz of minor league teams

[dim kettle]

There's a reason the MLB got pissed at Stuart Sternberg cancelling another stadium plan in St Pete and why he's selling the team next month.

[willow galleon]

I guess that makes sense

On a side note I got 2nd at my bowling league/tournament today

[desert palm]

I think Salt Lake City is in the mix also, you’re forgetting about the $900 million.

[dim kettle]

Really the west coast team is up in the air

[desert palm]

It’s not impossible for them to do two West Coast, if they both have the bills and finances than any other city

[dim kettle]

I think they want one east and one west. Kinda like how the Devil Rays and D-Backs were

[desert palm]

That’s what they want to do but right now there’s only two cities that actually have approved plans

Both are in the West Coast

Portland “Jock tax” plan of 800 million and the Utah plan of 900 million

[dim kettle]

Still a lot of time for Charlotte or Nashville to have a plan.

[desert palm]

Granted, I will say that Jock tax one doesn’t sound so appealing considering it seems unviable

It was approved and signed, but I just don’t see it really possible unless it’s gonna be for a very long time

And even then that’s just gonna be money that’s going to the stadium from the players rather than to something else

And also, it’s predicated to Portland ownership signing big contracts that would generate a lot of state income tax

[dim kettle]

Whatever the two new teams will be, they'll be the first two to only exist in a different MLB world compared to everyone else.

[desert palm]

In contrast, the Utah one is just straight $900 million from the state

[desert palm]

Wdym?

[dim kettle]

Well, it's gonna be after the lockout.

[desert palm]

Well, yeah, but like let’s hope that it goes smoothly

[dim kettle]

It's gonna be a new world for baseball.

[desert palm]

I think it’s gonna happen that there’s going to be a soft floor

Instead of it being what it is right now

I just hope that once they agree to that there won’t be a need of a lockout

[dim kettle]

If the lockout a few years ago was the Civil War, this upcoming one is likely gonna be the Infinity War, sadly.

[desert palm]

Cute marvel reference

[dim kettle]

"Dread it, run from it, destiny still arrives."

[willow galleon]

Doesn't making 2 new teams mean 8 new teams for the whole mlb/mild?

[willow galleon]

Could we get another Canada team?

[fleet orbit]

i feel like expansion is getting annoying

[amber grove]

LMAO WTF

World Series champion btw

[desert palm]

Omg you are right!

He was a National in 2019

[trim timber]

I mean if you're going get ejected that's definitely using it up to the max

[desert palm]

I think that’s suspension territory

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/CalebFC18/status/1956721348463755390?t=71XBLscnsl_PYozDaHUjOA&s=19

Caleb Williams Fan Club (@CalebFC18)

Rome Odunze’s been in the gym👀

X · Aug 16, 2025, 2:14 PM

https://tenor.com/view/theyre-the-same-picture-the-office-pam-the-office-us-gif-20757621

[rustic mountain]

Bro's hair been lifting weights I guess

[amber grove]

https://x.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1957237985474171281?t=zmANpxmgOF8yf6Flj2Sasw&s=19

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

FOX has updated their score bug for the 2025 NFL season:

X · Aug 18, 2025, 12:27 AM

THIS SHITS ASS

They saw all the hate from the Super Bowl and thought "ah just make it the logos" ITS STILL BAD

[rustic ore]

I miss this one, it was simple, clean, and didn't take up a noticeable portion of the screen

Also was in the corner

As a matter of peronal taste I prefer every NFL scorebug be at the top of the screen rather than the bottom

[proud coyote]

I miss this one too

for other reasons

[rustic ore]

[dim ledge]

@proud coyote Would you do Pollard for Aiyuk straight up

[rustic ore]

Just now noticed Pearsall changed his number from 14 to 1

https://tenor.com/view/reasonsimbroke-larry-david-hbo-hbo-max-meh-gif-24169087

Was his college number so I get it

Kinda liked 14 on him though

[proud coyote]

all the religious guys like 1

[proud coyote]

ugh

all of those trades have just been ugh

we have no idea how aiyuk is gonna look when he gets back, often guys look much worse

when they have injuries like that

[dim ledge]

thats fair yeah

[proud coyote]

he was also trying to give you kupp which like

just no

[dim ledge]

Yeah that wasn't really in q for me

I also think I thought Aiyuk was younger than he actually is lol

Related, I want to pick up the rumoured new starting RB for WAS in my other league

Should I drop Charb or Guerendo for him

[proud coyote]

charb

[hasty basin]

https://tenor.com/view/doherty-matt-doherty-tottenham-tottenham-hotspur-spurs-gif-21469529

[desert palm]

https://x.com/zachleft/status/1957302292857983213?s=46

zach (@zachleft)

Robles shared a longer apology on ig

X · Aug 18, 2025, 4:43 AM

https://x.com/marinermuse/status/1957299530858459229?s=46

Mariner Muse (@MarinerMuse)

Victor Robles posted this on Instagram

X · Aug 18, 2025, 4:32 AM

[robust grotto]

https://x.com/westham_central/status/1957403952086982854?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Central (@WestHam_Central)

BREAKING: Fenerbahçe open talks to sign Edson Álvarez as new midfielder, strongly wanted by José Mourinho.

Initial contacts took place as two more European clubs have made approach to sign Álvarez after Ajax interest.

Álvarez is considering his options now.

@FabrizioRomano

X · Aug 18, 2025, 11:27 AM

Sorry, I know we stink but Fener is a downgrade lmao

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1957447838884892792?s=46&t=p7cGuHvykKWdHLCLT_54_A

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

Breaking: Former #Dolphins All-Pro CB Xavien Howard is signing with the #Colts, per agent ⁦@davidcanter⁩.

X · Aug 18, 2025, 2:21 PM

[simple seal]

🫡

[slate lance]

The colts can be favors in the afc south if Anthony Richardson isn’t ass

[robust grotto]

Lol… we’re fucked. Book it @proud coyote

[honest umbra]

does he usually score against WH?

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1957486160785134017

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

#Chiefs DE Felix Anudike-Uzomah, their 2023 first-round pick, is likely to be placed on IR with a hamstring injury, per HC Andy Reid. That would mean his 2025 season is over.

X · Aug 18, 2025, 4:54 PM

[dim kettle]

Everyone gets an injury

Including this channel. They say it will be up and running again in 6-8 weeks

[honest umbra]

Football season will be up and running by then

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1957487663503839425

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Sources: Browns are naming Joe Flacco as their Week 1 starting quarterback vs. the Cincinnati Bengals.

X · Aug 18, 2025, 5:00 PM

Shedeur Sanders you will be the starting QB in Cleveland by week 5.

[robust grotto]

Two goals in 3 appearances with Chelsea. Hat trick on Friday, don’t worry

[ripe yacht]

This what you gooners be flexing, meanwhile all the teams mentioned have won a trophy in that time https://fixupx.com/footballontnt/status/1957419773450461685?s=19

Football on TNT Sports (@footballontnt)

Arsenal haven't lost a Premier League game against Man United, Tottenham, Liverpool or Chelsea in over 1,000 days 👀

**💬 1.5K 🔁 959 ❤️ 11.1K 👁️ 1.09M **

FixupX · Aug 18, 2025, 12:30 PM

"UCL semi finalists" tho 🥶

[amber grove]

Show me your point

[ripe yacht]

No point, just wanted to share 🙂

[amber grove]

No point?

Sounds like United!

https://tenor.com/view/statler-and-waldorf-muppet-show-laughing-gif-12456452

[rapid yoke]

no need to get so hostile man

its just data

[rapid yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/60fps-knee-slapper-spongebob-milkcord-gif-27449345

[dim ledge]

This must be what it felt like for kings to watch their peasantry class fight over crumbs

[ripe yacht]

Hope slot channels his inner ten hag for his second season 🙏

[hasty basin]

https://fixupx.com/nuggets/status/1957508710483521719?s=46&t=MJZzB_0WoFdV7_sxhGtgmg

Denver Nuggets (@nuggets)

Aaron Gordon???

Quoting B. (@InvertTheWing)
︀
You see players like Bukayo Saka, Aaron Gordon going on these massive goal droughts, some of who are meant to be some of the best wingers in the league — it makes you appreciate Brennan Johnson more.
︀︀
︀︀One of the most proficient wingers in the league.
︀︀
︀︀Keep hating him, but he will always prove you wrong.

**💬 44 🔁 94 ❤️ 1.6K 👁️ 65.0K **

FixupX · Aug 18, 2025, 6:23 PM

InvertTheWing is global

[dim ledge]

InvertTheCringe

[hasty basin]

Respect Pep's disciple?

[dim ledge]

Evaluating request

Denied

[dim ledge]

United and Vancouver damn brother you got it rough

I'll pray for you

Nice ass city though icl

[noble fractal]

speaking of ten hag, im looking forward to how he'll do in his first bundesliga game on the weekend

[dim ledge]

Buyback for Doak btw

[hasty basin]

That's the only part I don't like

Hope it's more than 50M

[robust grotto]

@hasty basin Everton and Leeds both shit too ?? 😍😛

[smoky fable]

Leeds are terrible

That’s one relegated

[hasty basin]

Leeds will be the best of the relegated teams

They're dominating Everton lol

[ripe yacht]

Everton finally getting relegated 🥹

[rapid yoke]

got his ass with the good boy once

[ripe yacht]

That would be insane tho, especially since they just built their new stadium lol

[rapid yoke]

when they stay up by 1 point on the final day>>>

[dim ledge]

Hope leeds do stay up

fun tea,

tema

tema

team

[rustic ore]

Temu

[hasty basin]

https://fixupx.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1957392258757447909

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨🔴⚪️ EXCL: Sunderland submit official bid to Bologna for Colombian centre back Jhon Lucumí.
︀︀
︀︀Lucumí, keen on joining #SAFC project to try new chapter in Premier League.
︀︀
︀︀Bologna want to keep Lucumí after his release clause expired, clear intention not to let him go.

**💬 730 🔁 1.4K ❤️ 28.2K 👁️ 3.87M **

FixupX · Aug 18, 2025, 10:40 AM

Letting them steal him

No way

[smoky fable]

Nailed the third try

[robust grotto]

Deus vult !!

[smoky fable]

Hmmmm

[robust grotto]

tema

[rapid yoke]

signing a defender from bologna

[hasty basin]

Nah but it's Lucumi

Saw him carry their defence (or try to) all UCL

Their attack was the main issue

[dim ledge]

teMALAKA

[hasty basin]

Lazio is so funny man

They had a big fight in a friendly

[dim ledge]

Lazio being belligerent?

I did Nazi that coming!

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/malakia-malakia-sto-kefali-μαλακια-μαλακασ-malakas-gif-19581443

[dim ledge]

Every Greek knows someone like this

[robust grotto]

Nasty smh

[hasty basin]

You'll never guess where the team they were facing was from

[dim ledge]

Jokes on them

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/statmusefc/status/1957456915748810763

StatMuse FC (@statmusefc)

Most matches with 5+ shots and 0 goals since start of last season in Europe's top 5 leagues:

9 — Antoine Semenyo
8 — Lamine Yamal

X · Aug 18, 2025, 2:57 PM

I fucking

Knew it

[dim ledge]

They're still mad we slapped them in WW2

[robust grotto]

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1957475137952895447?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ huge day for mentally ill people

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

The NFL and Crocs announced a multi-year licensing agreement today, launching the first-ever NFL x Crocs Collection — aimed at bringing a fresh design perspective to football fandom.

X · Aug 18, 2025, 4:10 PM

[torn gale]

First ever croc hater I’ve seen

[dim kettle]

We know you’re rocking the Jets crocs

[hasty basin]

?

Lunik...

[robust grotto]

Catch me dead before I wear crocs

Y’all buggin

[rapid yoke]

nah there are some clean crocs

[hasty basin]

Pen to LEeds

[rustic mountain]

The first?????

For those foam plastic atrocities??

[dim kettle]

Right. You got the Bills ones rocking

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/TouchlineX/status/1957237859254976984

The Touchline | 𝐓 (@TouchlineX)

🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Neymar Jr: "We were so sh*t. It was a disgrace. The fans have the right to curse and insult people today. It's acceptable. I feel ashamed. I had never experienced anything like this in my life."

X · Aug 18, 2025, 12:27 AM

[rustic mountain]

The irony of this is, Id rock Bills nike sb's or something before I rocked pats crocs

[dim kettle]

Hey now. You could argue being a NY sports fan is a mental illness. So it works out.

[robust grotto]

You’re defending crocs that hard??

[thorn hornet]

Everton mudded

[robust grotto]

God is good

https://tenor.com/view/charliebrown-snoopy-christmas-dance-dancing-gif-15949571579670554545

[thorn hornet]

I know a guy who this benefits

[dim kettle]

Defending? No. Finding a way to make fun of NY teams? Yup Yup

[thorn hornet]

Also that was not a pen

Fuck is Tarkowski suppose to do

[hasty basin]

I get their owner is rich but

How is Sunderland spending all this

By the time the window is over they'll have spent 200M+

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-computer-notebook-explaning-gif-21152267

Ahhh

[dim kettle]

LUNIK for 18 straight weeks:

[thorn hornet]

Ffp is myth

Simple

[hasty basin]

Ooh Lunik you will love crocs and only wear crocs from now on

https://tenor.com/view/mr-peabody-hypnotize-gif-18017563854157472082

[thorn hornet]

Lunik you will continue to support West Ham during the remainder of the season and watch all their games

[robust grotto]

Lunik - * exists *
Chat -

https://tenor.com/view/get-him-south-park-its-christmas-in-canada-s7e15-seize-him-gif-22110406

[dim kettle]

[rustic ore]

Feel like attacking a fan of all things NY sports related would be kicking someone when they're already down

[thorn hornet]

Congratulating Lunik for not harming himself after West Ham lose yet another game

[hasty basin]

Nah West Ham gave Sunderland big heads

They think they're gonna get Europe now...

[dim kettle]

Until you listen to NY fans on the radio daily

[thorn hornet]

Sunderland highkey might survive

Burnley gonna finish 21st we said that

[hasty basin]

I think Leeds might

[thorn hornet]

Leeds don't look convincing, atleast to me

[hasty basin]

If we're going pure

Like playing wise

West Ham was better against Sunderland

Than Everton are against Leeds

West Ham actually had chances

[thorn hornet]

Brenden Aaronson in 2025 💔

[hasty basin]

3-0 is a crazy score for that game lol

3rd shot Hermansen let in 💀

[thorn hornet]

Moyes should've stayed

Or atleast get someone other than Potter

[hasty basin]

I never really liked Potter

We'll see though

[thorn hornet]

My memo

[dim ledge]

I'd rather be barefoot

Disgusting

To this day I will never understand the Crocs Renaissance

Moreover I'll never understand the refusal of people to wear....actual fucking shows

Shoes

[thorn hornet]

Yeah Balkan they gonna wear shows

I haven't worn crocs since I was like fucking 7

[dim ledge]

Yeah because that was the time that it was okay

Then in about a year or two people realized they were cringe and tacky

My question is how the hell they came back

And moreover are acceptable to wear in public

[thorn hornet]

People like nostalgia I guess

Not happy with current life so they want something that takes them back

[thorn hornet]

Now thats just utter woke nonsense

[dim ledge]

It has to be ironic

Sorry I should specify

These are young people wearing them

[plush jungle]

I don't hate crocs

[dim ledge]

Have called authorities to your location

Do not resist

[amber grove]

https://x.com/joshhart/status/1957506256547000655?t=cOgDo88rlx5rgR6e9FJ2lg&s=19

Josh Hart (@joshhart)

JB’s head really crazy

X · Aug 18, 2025, 6:13 PM

At least he's good at Twitter cause he sucks at basketball

[rustic ore]

My head is too far in the gutter to see this as anything SFW even though it likely is

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1957550548011614358

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

A PSA heading into tonight’s Monday Night Football matchup between Cincinnati and Washington: Commanders RB Jacory Croskey-Merritt prefers to be called Bill. Some still will use Jacory, but on broadcasts he could be called Bill Croskey-Merritt.

X · Aug 18, 2025, 9:09 PM

[rapid yoke]

https://x.com/footballontnt/status/1957027155533082691?s=46&t=OaI9hScmk5M3apxREpB0jw

Football on TNT Sports (@footballontnt)

James Milner has now played in 24 consecutive Premier League seasons 🍷

He's only 15 games away from taking the all-time appearance record 👀

X · Aug 17, 2025, 10:30 AM

[solid dagger]

The real LeBron James of soccer

On a serious note is insane, he's been playing in the prem for longer than I've been alive lmao

[dim ledge]

There's a Twitter guy who can link any player to him lmao

King Milly

[rustic lichen]

They named Joe Flacco the starter for the Browns

Makes me happy to see Joe still doing well in the league as a longtime Ravens fan

Got a cannon for an arm

[silk pine]

https://tenor.com/view/elite-toss-elite-football-gif-10962453

🐉

[rustic lichen]

only real ones know about playoff joe flacco

how a man can go from average QB in the regular season to damn near Tom Brady in the post-season will forever confuse me

[amber grove]

If only Lamar could learn from Joe on how to win Playoff games

I think the Ravens get AFC Title game minimum this year

[rustic lichen]

As a longtime fan I can't get excited for any of that anymore

We've had so many heartbreaking losses over the past 20 years

[rustic lichen]

Joe also benefitted from having one of the most unnaturally strong throwing arms we've seen in the NFL for decades ngl

His arm strength put other major high value QBs to bed

[rustic ore]

Just realized, tonight is gonna be the 1st time in about 20 years Rich Eisen will be doing Sportscenter

Oh DC giving Deebo those Jet sweeps he loves

My goodness, Rodriguez just up the middle untouched

TD JD

Kid just makes it look so easy

Too easy for DC

[sacred kite]

Jordan Romano you are SO BAD

How is he on the roster

[rustic ore]

Can the Bengals please pull Burrow so he doesn't get killed?

[rustic mountain]

As a Jays fan, sorry bud

He used to be our star closer years and years ago

Idk what happened

[rustic ore]

...And of course Burrow is still in there

CIncy doesn't deserve him

[rustic mountain]

I think Joe is saying Joe is gonna play

Zac Taylor is just there

[rustic ore]

What a dime

TD Cincy

He better be pulled now

This never gets mentioned but honestly, good on Josh Johnson hanging around in the NFL as long as he has

Wild that he came in the same year as Joe Flacco and Matt Ryan

Pick

[sharp karma]

Total domination

[rustic ore]

I'll be honest I thought that fight would end with a finish, DDP took a beating

[sharp karma]

Yeah khamzat’s wrestling technique was incredible

Khamzat is the best wrestler in ufc for the moment

If he defends his title more he would enter in history

[sacred agate]

That fight just solidified me liking to watch boxing more

The ground fights are boring to me

I just wanna see people throw hands

[sharp karma]

Yeah I stayed up till 6 am just to watch khamzat totally dominate ddp

That’s embarrassing for a champion tbf and bro said himself that he would put down khamzat’s wrestling

5 rounds domination is insane

[inland forum]

shut up

[undone pond]

True. Man endured 3 (?) crucifixes. Domination

[noble fractal]

https://twitter.com/SunderlandAFC/status/1957549044882108763?s=19

Sunderland AFC (@SunderlandAFC)

We did it our way.

X · Aug 18, 2025, 9:03 PM

don't show this to arsenal fans

[thorn hornet]

Don't remind me

How about you pay the full 25 mil price for Vieira

[mental wind]

25m

[trim timber]

His jersey wasn't retired already? That's surprising

[solid dagger]

Leon Bailey to Roma

I think he's gonna have a great season under Gasperini

[dim ledge]

LOOOOOL

Danny dimes QB1

The Indianapolis fart noise

[sacred agate]

Just give the ball to John Taylor every play

[rustic ore]

I’m about to say something extremely out of pocket and I’m extremely poor taste

[dim ledge]

Agreed. We should kill sapphelis

[rustic ore]

But if Indy shits the bed as we expect and Ballard is somehow not fired as their GM then I’ll have to assume drug addiction runs in the Irsay family

[smoky fable]

Daniel Jones starting

I’m out on that entire offense Buc

[rustic ore]

Mhm

[sacred agate]

Damn I didn’t realize Jim Irsay had been battling addiction for that long

[smoky fable]

Steichen on the hot seat and new owner after Jim Irsay’s death as well

[rustic ore]

Hence why I prefaced what I said as being extremely out of pocket and in poor taste

Fuck

[sacred agate]

15 different stints in rehab

[rustic ore]

Lot of money and poor impulse control/no one to chaperone you in life is a bad combo

[smoky fable]

That’s basically the saints now with Benson and Mickey Loomis

Loomis is never getting fired

But that’s a benefit to you guys though

[rustic ore]

I’m not gonna be shocked if he’s the first NFL GM to die on the job in my lifetime

[smoky fable]

Probably takes a step down before he does that

If he still wants to work

[rustic ore]

I thought I heard rumblings that Ireland is the one calling the shots and Loomis is GM in name only pretty much?

[sacred agate]

I’ve heard the same thing Loomis is just the face and Ireland is doing all the bullshit behind the scenes

I just need Alvin Kamara to go insane for my fantasy team and I’ll be happy

[dim kettle]

Extra fun times for us then

We need more reaches after trading up in the future for the Aints.

[smoky fable]

Did not know that. Doesn’t sound good though

[smoky fable]

Sounds bad

[sacred agate]

Yeah it’s something

Might be another rough year for me CFB and NFL wise

[smoky fable]

Least you can expect the tank for a qb next year

[sacred agate]

If we go 1-16 and beat the bucs I’ll be happy

[rapid yoke]

https://x.com/BBCAfrica/status/1957653790200381580

BBC News Africa (@BBCAfrica)

A man who was arrested on suspicion of racially abusing Bournemouth forward Antoine Semenyo during the opening match of the Premier League season has been banned from every football stadium in the UK as part of his bail conditions.

https://t.co/pkwQQW37vq

X · Aug 19, 2025, 4:00 AM

[robust grotto]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1957840378184282207?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨🌳 Nottingham Forest and Douglas Luiz, deal almost done! Final details being sorted and then… here we go.

Douglas only wants #NFFC and the two clubs are finalising small details ahead of green light to travel for medical.

Almost there. 🔜🇧🇷

X · Aug 19, 2025, 4:21 PM

[honest umbra]

NFFC are big

[hasty basin]

Owned

[hasty basin]

My friend was sitting next to his agent in a restaurant and overheard this 😭

At xx:16 ffs could've beaten Fabrizio

[sweet tree]

https://x.com/shamscharania/status/1957821827645882406

Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania)

After 11 seasons, John Wall says he has retired from basketball. Wall, a five-time NBA All-Star out of Kentucky, played for the Washington Wizards, Los Angeles Clippers and Houston Rockets.

X · Aug 19, 2025, 3:07 PM

[plush jungle]

short but fun career

[robust grotto]

He was a number one overall right??

[hasty basin]

Yeah

Man he was a beast

One of the fastest players ever

[robust grotto]

I remember the hype for him

[hasty basin]

Bit of a shame he went to the Wizards but oh well

[robust grotto]

Just shows winning the lotto doesn’t automatically change the franchise

Still have to do plenty of work

[hasty basin]

Need smart scouting for sure

You can genuinely get a superstar at any pick there's no excuses

Jokic was the 41st pick

[nimble onyx]

One of my all time favorites

[rapid yoke]

me watching spurs and united have a better window than us while finishing 13+ spaces behind us

[desert palm]

Ngl I like this realignment idea a lot since it preserves the NL and AL

https://vxtwitter.com/stephenjnesbitt/status/1957792001790779770?s=46

Stephen J. Nesbitt (@stephenjnesbitt)

MLB expansion is on the horizon, and so is geographic realignment. Here's my stab at projecting realignment. You must admit, the map makes more sense like this.

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6560635/2025/08/19/mlb-expansion-realignment-leagues-projection/ https://t.co/6ucdXx1wW1

vxTwitter / fixvx · Aug 19, 2025, 1:09 PM

All the other ideas people put out

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/NFLSTROUD/status/1957846139564351753 @dim kettle

Rick Stroud (@NFLSTROUD)

Jalen McMillan will be placed on injured reserve after suffering a “severely sprained neck,” against the Steelers and could be out past the Bucs Week 9 bye week, the Times has learned. Team still feels fortunate the injury wasn’t worse and have depth at WR starting with Mike

X · Aug 19, 2025, 4:44 PM

https://tenor.com/view/goofy-floating-swimming-floating-in-pool-emotionless-gif-14334739

[dim kettle]

Bad luck. Happens

At least he isn’t paralyzed

[rustic ore]

Indeed

Also should hopefully serve as a lesson for him as well not to try any crazy catches in the future

[dim kettle]

Every aftermath of a catch is determined by a matter of inches. Between safe and death.

[amber grove]

So we just end our rivalry with the Mets and Phillies

[smoky fable]

Emeka Egbuka Stocks jump

[rustic ore]

I’m saying

Know Jeanty is the front runner but if E2 stays healthy his odds to win it jump sky rocketed with this injury

[desert palm]

Brooooo

1969-1993 you guys were in the NL west

With all the west coast teams

[thorn hornet]

Fuck sakes Trossard signed a new deal

Deffo no new LW

[burnt cedar]

We’re cooked https://x.com/gunnerblog/status/1957863723407659491?s=46&t=r7wAoOlnBiz9DTokWYJKTw

gunnerblog (@gunnerblog)

🚨 Exclusive: Leandro Trossard has agreed a new deal at Arsenal.

30-year-old will have salary increased to reflect valued role in squad.

Deal not extended - will still run to 2027.

@TheAthleticFC 🔴⚪️ #AFC

https://t.co/Flal6oI6QL

X · Aug 19, 2025, 5:54 PM

[rapid yoke]

what could possibly be the reason

pretty much means our window is over now

[thorn hornet]

Dude I had enough

Extending Trossard and signing fucking Madueke oh my God

Atleast we aren't moving for Garnacho

This guy is so fucking washed holy shit

[rapid yoke]

the performance on sunday, eze to spurs and trossard extension 🔥

[nimble onyx]

Looking like another trophyless season...

[rapid yoke]

all we've done is lose more money to trossard, making it impossible to sell him

[burnt cedar]

Don’t speak too soon

[rapid yoke]

so another we'll lose on free transfer

hell yeah 🔥

[thorn hornet]

Funny thing is that we can't even sell him next summer since he's already on 90k per week, imagine the pay rise now

[burnt cedar]

That Sancho loan on the final day of the window is gonna hit like crack

[rapid yoke]

martinelli-sancho-merino in phase 8

[thorn hornet]

Sancho outside Sobha Realty on deadline day

[spice socket]

[thorn hornet]

My fav moment from last season was Edu doing the interview at 2 am after the window slammed shut saying how we didn't want to sign Sterling, and Sterling saying that we are about to see the best of him and only getting 2 assists in the entire PL campaign and 0 goals

I was also working for the entire day because there was an event at my hometown and I was just checking every hour or so and it felt like a fever dream

Me refusing to buy my girlfriend coffee since she already had one last week

Feel like pure shit just want ESR back X

[hasty basin]

2 new signings suiting up for Saturday

Potentially some injured players back too

We are cooking

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/CJVogel_OTF/status/1957849119063412917

CJ Vogel (@CJVogel_OTF)

#Texas QB Arch Manning asked about Archie Manning’s comments about Arch for sure being at Texas for two years.
︀︀
︀︀@ontexasfootball

**💬 5 🔁 18 ❤️ 230 👁️ 16.9K **

▶ Play video

FixupX · Aug 19, 2025, 4:56 PM

@rustic ore

[rustic ore]

I think he’d be smart to wait 2 years

Rn I’d guess it’s Saints and Indy fighting for pick 1

[smoky fable]

If the rams get in position with their draft picks, he’s declaring. And McVay probably stays too

[weak gull]

You think indy is pick 1 contender?

[rustic ore]

Well their QB options this year are Danny Derps and AR

[weak gull]

Not saying you’re wrong, just curious

[rustic ore]

So rn I kinda have to lean there

[weak gull]

I think they are more a pick 6-10 region

I think they have a decent bit of talent on offense, but the qb spot isn’t helpful obviously

[rustic ore]

Could easily be Titans again, I’m not sold on Callahan whatsoever as their HC

[weak gull]

Danny is the starter they said this morning

Which is think is a friendly move to AR tbh

[weak gull]

They’re a wild card, I actually like the pieces they added but a lot depends on cam ward obviously

[dim kettle]

Another guy who has the same idea as me with the Rays moving to the NL.

[smoky fable]

Giants with their tough schedule, but the dline has talent?

[rustic ore]

They just spent a 1 on Dart I can’t see them go to QB again unless he shows he’s Manziel 2.0

[dim kettle]

I don't think Dart will be like Rosen.

Depending on how the IR room will look like, the Jets could easily be up there in top 3 pick territory.

[smoky fable]

John Mara could interfere if he wants another Manning.

[weak gull]

Jets offense is going to feel predictable in my eyes, and that’s not due to coaching

It’s due to qb play and roster construction

I feel they could get pushed up the board too shadow

[dim kettle]

The Jets offense will be abysmal to watch.

One of these days the Jets will luck into a winning season and playoffs. It's just, this owner needs to sell or go away.

[smoky fable]

We forgot another easy team Buc. The Browns. They also have the Jags first this year too

Challenging schedule and no solution at qb

[dim kettle]

I think the Browns aren't as bad as many think. There's just 10 million questions about the QB position.

[smoky fable]

Only positive thing you can say about them is Myles Garrett and Denzel Ward and Ward has had concussion issues

So their defense has positives

And their 2nd round running back just dealt with that issue, and that offense will be a nightmare anyways with that qb situation

[dim kettle]

If I were to predict the 3 who could be picking number one:
Saints, Jets, and maybe the Titans again.

The best outcome would be the Browns only winning 2 games and Baker Mayfield becomes the SB MVP at the end of the season. Telling everyone that there is no god in Cleveland.

[hollow wind]

Having Daniel fucking Jones picked over you when you’re only 23 has got to sting lol

[amber grove]

But then you remember you're apart of the same organization that ruined Andrew Luck

[dim kettle]

Can't even say that now when the owner is dead.

I just don't see the Colts being bad enough.

[frail berry]

https://x.com/pfa/status/1957885902342013093?s=46&t=noFNdvQyrzGI4Ps9QqtxxA

PFA (@PFA)

The PFA Premier League Team of the Year - voted for by the players. 👏

#PFAawards

X · Aug 19, 2025, 7:22 PM

[dim ledge]

Picking two arsenal CBs instead of a proper fullback seems cheap lol

[hasty basin]

We got 1 vamos

What is that based off

[thorn hornet]

Had*

[hasty basin]

Yep enjoy 2nd Bosnian man

[thorn hornet]

You not gonna mention how there are 2 strikers a rw with no lw?

[hasty basin]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/GxwJ-_kaEAADq5w.gif

[thorn hornet]

I'm going to slime you in Tsibilisi

[hasty basin]

I'll rile up my cigani army

[dim ledge]

There were multiple good right backs lol

Can't really think of that many good LWs comparatively

Idk. You're right though

[thorn hornet]

I think Salah goes to RWB

[dim ledge]

532

[thorn hornet]

No Cold Palmer

[dim ledge]

[hasty basin]

That's what I was gonna mention

No city/Chelsea players

[thorn hornet]

No pen goals since Jan

City were dogshit tho

Haaland could go there maybe

[dim ledge]

Happy mac10 got recognition

[hasty basin]

They finished 3rd dawg 🥀

[frail berry]

Somehow Palmer was nominated for the player of the year tho 😭

[thorn hornet]

Still

Just saw Sels ahead of Raya 😜

[hasty basin]

That's why I asked what is this based off of

[dim ledge]

I've effectively slept away half this day ama

[frail berry]

Does say voted by the players

But iono what formation they using

[thorn hornet]

Sels-
Kerkez-VVD-Saliba-Gabriel-Timber
Mac10 Gravenberch Rice
Wood Isak

[frail berry]

Gonna assume it’s just a keeper 4 defenders 3 mid fielders 3 attacks

[thorn hornet]

It was revealed to me in a dream

Might as well put HM while they were at it

[hasty basin]

Cos like

Why would Chris Wood be ahead of Haaland

[dim ledge]

Aina should've been in smh

[hasty basin]

If it's purely off who had a better season

[thorn hornet]

People like something different

Haaland will get in every year anyways people just like to see 40 year old Chris Wood for shit and giggles

[dim ledge]

People dare to have a different opinion than me?

I'll show them

I'm reanimating Tito

[thorn hornet]

I'm stepping in a minefield

[hasty basin]

Forest fell off and 2 players still got in smh

I see how it is

BUT WHEN WE

Fall off....

[dim ledge]

Snajdi se

[thorn hornet]

This is how it feels to watch Arsenal on my sofa during weekends

[dim ledge]

I truly wonder if this is the year Arteta goes

[hasty basin]

Deano :

[thorn hornet]

Hopefully

I can't do this no more

Arteta gonna kill me before college does

[dim ledge]

I really truly wish more arsenal fans thought like you

It would make the fanbase so much less insufferable

How Arteta has so many diehards I'll never know

[frail berry]

#trusttheprocess

[thorn hornet]

Me when my mom doesn't let me watch movies past my bedtime even though she promised

[thorn hornet]

I'm morally grey in terms of Arsenal

I don't want his head but I feel like he has taken us so far

[dim ledge]

When Mama doesn't buy me the bar of milka at lidl

[thorn hornet]

Artetasexuals piss me off with positivity, clowns like AFTV and Lee Gunner piss me off with negativity

[hasty basin]

😬

[thorn hornet]

Trying to justify every decision and trying to look at everything the negative way

[dim ledge]

AFTV isn't negative they're just mentally disabled

Lee, yea

The schtick got old

"Arsenal FUCKING SUCK we aren't EVER CHALLENGING"

snore

[thorn hornet]

If I saw TY on the street I would probably push him in the nearby garbage container

[dim ledge]

Good

[frail berry]

https://tenor.com/view/gyokeres-gyökeres-arsenal-aftv-gif-3252701898916509759

[thorn hornet]

Then I would probably feel bad

[dim ledge]

Turkish is Turkish, nuff said

[thorn hornet]

Since I don't think he's ok in the head

[dim ledge]

He definitely isn't

[thorn hornet]

Turkish by far is my least fav one of the bunch

[dim ledge]

Frankly AFTV are scum for exploiting ty

[thorn hornet]

I just want to gorilla glue his beard to a nearby stop sign

[dim ledge]

Hes like a more verbose version of Lee

Just says that you guys aren't good enough but says it in better words

[thorn hornet]

WE ARE MOVINGGGGG

[neat radish]

idk why but james pisses me off

[dim ledge]

Rip my goat Claude

[thorn hornet]

Most tolerant was Mo, but they pushed him out bc of Palestine

Pussies

[thorn hornet]

James is a fucking geek

[dim ledge]

As a rival fan

[thorn hornet]

Yardman I want that mans head

[dim ledge]

The most annoying are Ty and uhhhh

What's his nuts

The one who has his own channel and watches streams with his wife or whatever

Tries way too hard to be a roadman

[frail berry]

I don’t know any of their names

[thorn hornet]

Troopz?

[dim ledge]

Thank you

Yes

[thorn hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/mmmm-gif-19700854

[dim ledge]

But yeah AFTV as a whole, vomit

[thorn hornet]

AFTV was a domino effect for all of these fan channels

[neat radish]

also hate Julian

[frail berry]

They give a really bad look on the fanbase

[dim ledge]

Legitimately was

We get fucking peteboc

Kms

[thorn hornet]

Prem was promised to him 3000 years ago

[frail berry]

😭 😭

[neat radish]

cecil is alright I guess too much positivity tho

[thorn hornet]

Dude we get fucks like Thogden

[dim ledge]

I will say though

Anfield Wrap is an S tier sports podcast

Absolutely love those lads

[frail berry]

Anfield agenda on the other hand 😬

[dim ledge]

Cringe

Never even watched a single thing

Redmen TV suck too. Used to be good

Not a fan of uh

Whoever the Egyptian fella is

[frail berry]

https://x.com/pfa/status/1957893460398133729?s=46&t=noFNdvQyrzGI4Ps9QqtxxA never in doubt

PFA (@PFA)

Mohamed Salah is the PFA Players’ Player of Year. 🏆

#PFAawards

X · Aug 19, 2025, 7:52 PM

[dim ledge]

👑

Greatest Prem winger of all time

Forgot to ask @thorn hornet do they sell Karelia in Bosnia

[burnt cedar]

I’ve actually seen him a few times and he’s unrecognisable without his arsenal gear

Had to double take it was actually him

[thorn hornet]

Most of the places sell them, yeah

Like every fucking kiosk ever

[dim ledge]

Seems a thing in most of the Balkans then

Good. They're great quality

Don't really smoke much at all anymore but was nice to go on holiday and have those

Especially in the yellow boxes

[thorn hornet]

I wouldn't know since I dont smoke

But I trust you

Do they taste like Soundgarden?

[dim ledge]

I forget tbh

[amber grove]

https://x.com/TouchlineX/status/1957822047779803381?t=ac9KXByaMMAVnCzj8tK2hg&s=19
He'll fit in with Enzo's "system" nicely!

The Touchline | 𝐓 (@TouchlineX)

🚨𝗡𝗘𝗪: When Argentina was losing vs Paraguay, Garnacho came on in the 2nd half and was told to take players on while not worry about losing the ball, but all he did was pass the ball backwards, something the Argentina staff did NOT like.

— @gastonedul

X · Aug 19, 2025, 3:08 PM

[spice socket]

😂😂

[thorn hornet]

Dw lads I got this, proceeds to fuck up even more

[dim ledge]

How will he be able to afford his Botox

[hasty basin]

Huijsen is unreal

[robust grotto]

Lol

[smoky fable]

Damn Lunik

[amber grove]

Do we have any Colts fans?

[rustic ore]

I thought we did

@cerulean ingot

Shot in the dark you still rock with the Colts?

They haven't talked in the server since 2024 so we'll see what happens 😭

[cerulean ingot]

Yeah can’t wait to get 7 wins

[hidden rampart]

I pirate

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-evil-mike-myers-austin-powers-hug-come-here-gif-6096007716994172871

Sorry about Irsay's passing

[smoky fable]

https://tenor.com/view/pirate-sabastian-legacies-gif-21836937

I thought you were a sixers fan

[dim ledge]

Im sorry

YouTube TV is how much?

That can't be real

It's real

Wtf lmfao

[smoky fable]

Yeah it’s real

[dim kettle]

It's so easy to say per year. But let's be real. The NBA is not a 12 month sport.

[hidden rampart]

Agenda

[rapid yoke]

@thorn hornet @burnt cedar @neat radish https://x.com/ArsenalPress_/status/1957877546751504790

Arsenal Press (@ArsenalPress_)

🚨 Leandro Trossard’s new salary is in the region of £220k a week which makes him the 5th highest paid player at Arsenal

X · Aug 19, 2025, 6:49 PM

[robust grotto]

This is our colts, this is our team .. we bleed blue. For the shoe

https://tenor.com/view/indianapolis-colts-colts-indianapolis-this-is-our-colts-for-the-shoe-gif-1497632387040044443

[smoky fable]

Your Jets will probably struggle too. Particularly the offense with Fields

They need a qb

[robust grotto]

$83 a month omg …

Mfers be like - “I just can’t watch ads”

[robust grotto]

No debate bro

[smoky fable]

Adblockers are nice

[burnt cedar]

How the hell has he doubled his salary

[dim kettle]

With Tax.

[robust grotto]

Bruuuuhhhh

[dim kettle]

The funny part is it's probably still cheaper than getting Fios cable with the internet.

[cerulean ingot]

Yeah rip

And rip my team

[robust grotto]

I know, it’s just hard to process lol

[noble fractal]

https://twitter.com/NugsGetBuckets/status/1957218638454464535?s=19

The Lakers Daddy (@NugsGetBuckets)

The current state of the NBA right now

X · Aug 17, 2025, 11:11 PM

are u guys good there

[honest umbra]

no we are not

[honest umbra]

but I’m just excited to see Luka play

[robust grotto]

Games starting at midnight is diabolical

[dim kettle]

Thank god I watch hockey which have games only on ESPN+ Fuck.

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/daffy-duck-daffy-sad-sad-duck-sad-walk-gif-1058361025753803410

Average nhl on espn experience

[dim kettle]

ESPN: We like hockey?

Stephen A. Smith: The puck is black.

[robust grotto]

“All I know about hockey is that the puck is black”

Thank you, ESPN

[dim kettle]

"The Rangers don't count"

[dim ledge]

Premium is fine, TV is something totally different

No idea what it is

[amber grove]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1957934958678585473?t=eHVpoc8NZj1uqO59747sMw&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨⚪️⚫️ BREAKING: Newcastle statement in response to Alexander Isak.

“
We are disappointed to have been alerted to a social media post by Alexander Isak this evening.

We are clear in response that Alex remains under contract and that no commitment has ever been made by a club

X · Aug 19, 2025, 10:37 PM

Love it Newcastle keep it going

[neat radish]

WHAT

[robust grotto]

Honestly I love it for Newcastle too

No need to be held hostage by a player

[dim ledge]

Doesn't mean anything ultimately

Hope, their big journo, tweeted out before this

Then Newcastle go and say that which is quite a bit different

This is more saying "there are conditions to be met for him to leave that haven't"

Ultimately the brass sound confused and scrambling and I truly don't know what happens

Unfortunately both sides, Isak and Newcastle, are at fault here and have made this hideous, annoying, and much more of a thing than it really needs to be

Granted the current position of Isak/his statements are quite different, but this whole angle of being against selling or whatever is far from unique. Liverpool have had it happen to them alone with Coutinho, Suarez, Sterling....

Does this really change anything or move the needle in either direction? I don't think so

From both the angle of Isak and Newcastle and the angle of Newcastle and Liverpool, it's basically been a standoff since....end of July or whenever

[dim ledge]

Adding on to this, if Newcastles statement more closely reflected what Hope said, id definitely be saying that I don't think it happens this window, but the gap/difference in statements dispels that for me

If that makes sense

[robust grotto]

You made total sense

[dim ledge]

And to further support everything I just said

Same exact journalist that said he isn't leaving less than an hour ago

https://x.com/craighope_dm/status/1957947796566470797?s=46&t=WkPl1RBUFY3reETTKCKeoA

Craig Hope (@CraigHope_DM)

⚠️ The message is that NUFC's stance has hardened tonight. Isak's statement has not been well received, especially after summer in which they've clearly explored "the conditions of a sale" & considered his wishes

🤔 Another twist? Perhaps...

👇 Big read on where we are tonight

X · Aug 19, 2025, 11:28 PM

[rapid yoke]

https://www.newcastleunited.com/en/news/alexander-isak-statement-190825

isak staying

[dim ledge]

Me when I read

[marsh olive]

let my man leave 😭

[amber grove]

Ngl I'm with Newcastle rn

But then again for the most part I'm always against players just picking and choosing when to leave when they have a contact and have been treated fairly

[dim ledge]

The argument Isak is making is that he hasn't been treated fairly

This time last year he made it clear he either wants a contract restructure for his wages, or to be transferred. Gave them a whole year or whatever, then reiterated it...I want to say a few weeks before season end/window opened?

Can't say for sure there but I'm absolutely sure about the rest of that statement

As a Liverpool fan, as someone who wants him here-i blame both sides and don't think there's an objective correct side to take

Isak not honouring his contract and throwing a fit: that's bad, yeah. Full stop. I'd be quite angered if that happened to one of our players (which, again, though not to this extreme, has happened in the past)

Plus, I can't really be arsed to consider the feelings of eating to make more when it's someone who makes more money in a year than I'll ever see in my whole life

But, if Newcastle made the promise (which multiple reports confirm) and are refusing to either pay him what he's worth or transfer him, especially for what he's given them, then I think Isak has a legitimate point and good reason to be frustrated and want out

I think the bigger issue is not Newcastle but their ownership

The PIF likely see this as a massive failure on their part of a gamble that didn't work out

So do I really have an ounce of sympathy for some uberwealthy, bloodthirsty, murdering, homophobic, sexist ownership because it helps them save face?

Absolutely the fuck not lol

I think what really bothers me the most is the end of their statement. Reads like a cult family lol

[trim timber]

With the Pirates loss tonight, this leads to another -21 game W/L record for the season thusfar. Or record is large enough to be able to drink and complain like the rest of us

[robust grotto]

@dim ledge you really laid that out well, thank you. I think part of the “issue” is Newcastle’s own ambition. They’re really close on establishing themselves not just in the PL, but playing European annually too. Ownership clearly isn’t used to taking no for an answer and they’ll have to suck it up with this scenario. They’ll also be really tough on future stars to make sure this doesn’t happen again.. how though? I can’t answer that

[dim ledge]

The last bit is a big problem because there's no sign that it won't happen again with how Isak is being treated

If you're a player with potential and NUFC taps you up

Are you looking at this and thinking "well I'm sure if I want to eventually go they'll be okay"?

Guarantee, any star player they sign will have RCs going forward or something

Isak is just the beginning

For the record I'm not arguing against any point because I'm convinced that we still get him or whatever/"defending our position"

I just truly don't believe it's over, even if it isn't this window, from the verbiage from both sides and pundits and the nature of the market etc

[frail berry]

Newcastle getting 2 red cards against Liverpool on Monday

[amber grove]

https://fxtwitter.com/NYJetsTFMedia/status/1957886607597658327?t=2mXNMYHWdeljhKgweVeH-A&s=19

Harrison Glaser (@NYJetsTFMedia)

#Jets HC Aaron Glenn is asked about running the ball a lot in a passing league & if he has concern about being able to throw downfield:
︀︀
︀︀AG: "Who says it's a passing league?"
︀︀
︀︀Reporter: "Isn't it a passing league? Isn't that kinda-
︀︀
︀︀AG: "The team that won the Super Bowl, what were they in passing? 29th. What were they in running? 1st-
︀︀
︀︀Reporter: "Defense too obviously but"
︀︀
︀︀AG: "We talking about offense"

**💬 96 🔁 247 ❤️ 6.9K 👁️ 450.7K **

FxTwitter · Aug 19, 2025, 7:25 PM

I LOVE THIS ENERGY

[solid dagger]

This Isak situation is very similar to the Lookman situation

[dim kettle]

I love the attitude. But Breece Hall isn't Barkley, and Fields isn't Hurts. lol

[amber grove]

Still owned that reporter

[dim kettle]

It's gonna be fun to come back to this dialogue at the end of the season whether good or bad.

[rustic ore]

I think Jets O needs to take a page out of the 2011 Broncos to have success this year

Read option O and Defense carry

[smoky fable]

even with that, they should probably draft a qb next year

[dim kettle]

I always love how overhyped the 2011 Broncos were. Tebow was quite the character. The team sucked and needed help from the Raiders and Chargers choking on their own shit to make the playoffs that year. lol

So basically the Bucs the last two seasons

[smoky fable]

Demaryius Thomas was great though. RIP

https://tenor.com/view/tebow-steelers-gif-5876388

[dim kettle]

The Broncos had basically all the pieces but Manning.

[hasty basin]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-limbs-restricted-kneeling-on-the-floor-screaming-sped-up-gif-14767206172411155766

[thorn hornet]

From 90k to 220k boutta blow my head off

[crude berry]

This Isak saga is hilarious

😂

[thorn hornet]

https://fixupx.com/David_Ornstein/status/1958124046899413364?t=pfjPSeUUHjINMiApZ-gp5A&s=19

David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein)

🚨 Arsenal forward Kai Havertz set for spell out with knee injury. Assessments on 26yo Germany int’l at early stage so prognosis + duration unclear but #AFC actively exploring transfer market for signing to strengthen attack & provide cover @TheAthleticFC www.nytimes.com/athletic/6564371/2025/08/20/kai-havertz-injury-arsenal-latest/

**❤️ 16 **

FixupX · Aug 20, 2025, 11:08 AM

WHAT

BLESSING IN DISGUISE

THANK YOU KAI

Kai done his ACL but that means new signing

[dense blade]

Eze?

Or is there someone else in mind?

[thorn hornet]

Probably Watkins I think

Or Semenyo

Make most sense

I doubt we jump into market if it is a 2 month lay off for Havertz

[dense blade]

Idk about Watkins that guy would cost a ton

[thorn hornet]

Stocks plummeted meethinks

[dense blade]

Semenyo is good but I'm not sure if Bournemouth would be willing to sell him after that

They didn't wanna sell him to us in the first place

[thorn hornet]

Good relationship fc

[dense blade]

This.

You're likely not signing anyone

[rapid yoke]

oh god

seasons over ngl havertz is a game changer

[thorn hornet]

He's likely out for a while if we want to sign someone

[thorn hornet]

Think we will be fine

Jesus has fire in his belly 😈

[dense blade]

Damn I forgot that Jesus still plays football

[rapid yoke]

🚨In the open training session at the Emirates Stadium this morning, Noni Madueke was at right wing while Bukayo Saka was on the left.

saka cala linkup

[dense blade]

Pack it up

Saka at left lmao

[thorn hornet]

Isak welcome home son

[burnt cedar]

He started as a lw

[thorn hornet]

Sounds like no market ambition tbh

[burnt cedar]

Madueke isn’t even better than Martinelli on the right

[thorn hornet]

Trossard is our CF signing

[burnt cedar]

We sold Havertz knee to fund Trossards contract

[thorn hornet]

Madueke isn't better than Martinelli in general tbh

[dense blade]

Ngl you guys might just be fked for a while if Gyokeres isn't worth his dime

[burnt cedar]

It’s only 1 game lol

[thorn hornet]

Ya Allah strike down Martinelli too

[burnt cedar]

I’m sure he’ll be fine

[mental wind]

Kai injured

[dense blade]

Yea I'm sure

[thorn hornet]

Leeds gonna get packed

[burnt cedar]

I’m praying for a swift Onana recovery

[thorn hornet]

I heard Vardy is a free agent @burnt cedar

[dense blade]

Do pray dude

Bayindir is even worse

[burnt cedar]

Lmao

[dense blade]

Who knew he was only good at Pens

Brother can't defend a corner to save his life

[burnt cedar]

10 years too late

How has Vardy not found a club

[dense blade]

He is waiting for Wrexham to knock on his door

[thorn hornet]

Wife wanted to order coffee but I told her to finish her water first

[hasty basin]

He extended

[thorn hornet]

Fuck

[dense blade]

Yooo

Nice

[hasty basin]

Its til 2030

So

[thorn hornet]

Any clauses?

[burnt cedar]

I guess it’s time we just save Isak

[hasty basin]

I wouldn't know But I don't think so

The way he worded it in the interview afterwards

[thorn hornet]

Brother we getting STERLING

[rapid yoke]

another season of merino striker

[burnt cedar]

Kiwior is leaving too right

Time for our 50th cb signing

[thorn hornet]

Wont mind, the guy can strike

[rapid yoke]

unironically a fusion of merino and gyokeres would be best striker itw

[dense blade]

Anyways this whole Isak situation is so weird

I'm not sure if it's entirely true, but I read somewhere that he still hasn't handed out an official transfer request, and if that's the case then it's pretty stupid of him

He really wants that loyalty bonus

Because if he had submitted one, then clubs liverpool and arsenal would've been aware of his willingness to leave in May/June

That would've almost certainly forced Newcastle to look for an alternative, and this saga wouldn't have been so complicated

[thorn hornet]

Isak should have done that before Pool got Ekitike and Arsenal got Gyokeres

Both of them have no funds for him now

[dense blade]

Exactly

[thorn hornet]

What was he thinking

[dense blade]

I think what's stopping Newcastle for selling him this summer is the fact that they don't have a replacement lined up, whether that's their excuse or it's what exactly happened doesn't really matter

[thorn hornet]

Nobody wants to join them lmao

Maybe Jackson tho

[dense blade]

I don't doubt Isak when he says that the clubs backed out of the gentlemen's agreement after telling him something different, but you can't really blame Newcastle for not sticking to their pinky promise of this magnitude

[dense blade]

He's too priceyyy

They might go for Wissa from what I've read

[burnt cedar]

Wissa is in the exact same situation as Isak

He’s gone MIA too

Loads of dominos

[dense blade]

The stupidest part for Newcastle is that they might still be forced to make a move, because at this point Isak seems almost certain to be loaned out. Like how do you even integrate a player like that back into the squad after all this drama lol.

[dense blade]

Too many dancing queens in the pl this year

That garnacho guy only wants Chelsea for some reason in a worldcup year or he would rather sit the entire season on the bench

[burnt cedar]

Tbf it’s possible all he has to do is apologise (doubt he will) and Newcastle fans will eat it up

I remember when Tevez went missing for Man City and he came back and he won the league and they forgave him

[dense blade]

He's most welcome to do that tbh, he's only on 50k/week. But that would almost certainly ruin our reputation even worse and maybe that's his goal

[burnt cedar]

He’s not good enough to act like this

[thorn hornet]

Fofana deleted all of his Chelsea posts

[dense blade]

Obviously he's too good of a player for their standard (as of now) to reject

[dense blade]

That guy was a 80m transfer btw

[burnt cedar]

I can’t see how garnacho even starts for Chelsea

[dense blade]

Doesn't get talked about enough

[dense blade]

Idk but I saw gittens and he was soooo bad

[burnt cedar]

Estevao looks like he’ll be breaking in

[dense blade]

Maybe it's his first game but still

[burnt cedar]

Yeah he looks terrible

I remember Dortmund fans were celebrating when he left

[dense blade]

60m for him sounds like a robbery lmao

When you consider Reijders was worth the same

[thorn hornet]

Do not buy english wingers from Dortmund

[dense blade]

If only he knew...

[solid dagger]

D. Luiz to Forest

30M

I'm gonna be honest I'm not a fan of this transfer

[thorn hornet]

Ok lets run this through

Arsenal don't sign a attacker- bad

Arsenal sign attacker- good
Arsenal sign Jackson- awful
Arsenal sign Strand Larsen- alright
Arsenal sign Eze- best outcome

Wissa there too

[thorn hornet]

........

What have I done

[solid dagger]

Need a striker?

Maybe one you were interested in a couple of years ago?

[thorn hornet]

No please go away

[solid dagger]

The transfer window is closing and there aren't many teams willing to sell PREMIUM strikers right now

[mental wind]

its becoming rare of strikers doing well going to pl lately

[hasty basin]

A lot of teams don't play with classic strikers anymore

They see wingers as goal outlets

[thorn hornet]

PREMIUM
removes a a sticker
-made in China

[dense blade]

Lmao

[mental wind]

i was looking at this wrong and i thought they meant flop squad

[dense blade]

They actually tried to sign all three of our signings- Mbeumo, Cunha and Sesko. Like if they had managed to land even one of them, then this whole situation wouldn't have dragged on for this long

[dense blade]

All of these are class players bar one, but I won't name him!

[hasty basin]

https://tenor.com/view/liam-delap-liam-delap-rory-delap-england-gif-10878010620456582733

[dense blade]

https://tenor.com/view/keep-secret-secret-pas-un-mot-stand-by-me-no-word-gif-21201403

[torn gale]

I missed the first game of the season smh

I’ll lock in this weekend

[rapid yoke]

https://x.com/capitalgooner/status/1958172592390423022

Capital Gooner (@capitalgooner)

Breaking
Gyökeres picked up a slight knock in training and is out against Leeds on Sunday Mikel Merino is expected to lead the line

X · Aug 20, 2025, 2:21 PM

https://tenor.com/view/me-trying-not-to-laugh-gif-25077420