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undone pond
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his coaches are still mid tho. but him being gassed after the first couple rounds isnt a lie by any means

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also, kai fumbled that. tim was being more weird than DDP but eh, whatever

rustic lichen
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That video that came out of Khamzat and DDP running into each other at the fighters hotel this week really put things into perspective

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Khamzat looks bigger than DDP

proud coyote
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he's had a long lay-off, looks a lot bigger now

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and frankly speaking, his fight vs kamaru, the guy hurt his wrist in R1

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the narrative was that he gassed but he just didn't do as much really

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I think he'll fight a lot differently in a 5 rounder

dim ledge
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Don't we have a guy here who's a big Khamzat fan

proud coyote
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and hopefully will have better stamina

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yeah we do lol

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nice trip MVP

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really good chance this is 2-0

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I still think jared has to take him down though lol

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LOL that swing

amber grove
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Page is so good

austere granite
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Cannonier vs mvp is entertaining

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Cannonier can pull it off with a takedown I guess, but he doesn't defend strikes

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But mvp movement is elite

proud coyote
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needs the stoppage but he can't stick in mount

austere granite
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Takedown

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Lol

undone pond
proud coyote
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kimura in 2025 lol

proud coyote
dim ledge
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Isn't DDP like ridiculously bulky lol

austere granite
dim ledge
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/stocky idk the word

proud coyote
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yeah he's very built

austere granite
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Damn

proud coyote
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the guy cycles very intelligently

austere granite
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Cannonier

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His ground game is good

proud coyote
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this mount play is really funny

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props to MVP

austere granite
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Oooo

proud coyote
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I think definitely 29-28

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MVP

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sucks for jared

austere granite
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I think mvp might get robbed

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Just a feeling

proud coyote
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there's just no way you give R2 to jared

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and R1 is even more MVP

austere granite
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I haven't watched r1 actually

proud coyote
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R1 was jared clinching him and doing NOTHING

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and MVP got a knockdown

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R2 jared at least got a takedown but he did nothing with it

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and MVP got another knockdown on him

austere granite
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Ok, then mvp might be the winner for sure

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Idc

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As long as I see the belt on the wolf today

amber grove
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LFG MVP

austere granite
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Now mvp is ranked

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Islam is even targeting him harder now

undone pond
austere granite
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Why is he hated tho

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As a commentator

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He is good imo

proud coyote
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Idk, I like him too lol

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Goofy guy

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Not much insight outside of wrestling but very few mma casters really give it

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Demian Maia is an amazing analysis guy, but he does the Portuguese broadcast

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Brian Stann was always decent

austere granite
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Is it me or is Carlos prate not a good ufc prospect? Like dude make smoking a trend even tho it is actually bad for his performance

proud coyote
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He’s a good striker who hits hard

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Thought he actually looked good against Ian Garry who’s good himself and game plans well

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Almost slept him in the final round

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He should 100% beat Neal, could see him getting caught though

austere granite
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Like dude underestimated himself toward the end

proud coyote
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Ian almost got knocked out at the end

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He overextended for the finish, was fighting cleanly besides that

amber grove
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Come on Neal

austere granite
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Now we know how good Aaron is

proud coyote
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"I'm not sure a bluer blue chip prospect have ever existed in MMA" - jon anik

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about pico, are we kidding? lmao

austere granite
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Maybe dana is giving these pfl fighters ranked fights in ufc to troll pfl

proud coyote
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he's actually quite good

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patchy is good too but got completely dismantled by a gameplan

austere granite
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Patchy mix sound like a nickname

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2 takedowns in 2 min

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wow

proud coyote
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HOLY SHIT

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LERONE

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I EVEN SENT IT IN THE WRONG CHANNEL LOL

mental wind
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wow

proud coyote
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fuck yeah lerone

austere granite
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beautiful KO ngl

fading crystal
proud coyote
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click quick

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before they take it off

austere granite
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remind me of shara KO last year

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not really the same combo, but similar movements

fading crystal
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damn what an elbow

slim nacelle
austere granite
fading crystal
proud coyote
austere granite
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Khamzat by Submission first 4 minutes R1

undone pond
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ddp is one of the few fighters who got the "im there to KILL or be KILLED" mentality on the abslolute extremes. god this matchup is so good

austere granite
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Belal really have Chicago under his control 💀

dim ledge
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Is the statement that DDP "isn't a good fighter" just cope

mental wind
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yall predictions?

austere granite
fading crystal
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udamvp

austere granite
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Izzy is washed too

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His best feat is whittaker imo

undone pond
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isnt the official domain .sk?

proud coyote
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if you have an official one send it

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you're right, I got it

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thanks

austere granite
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Lol

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Those strikes lmao

proud coyote
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a fucking crucifix lmao

austere granite
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Lmao

rustic lichen
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Dude what is happening

austere granite
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Ddp is stuck

proud coyote
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dricus got punished for his technique early

austere granite
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I can see borz winning decision this way

undone pond
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its over for ddp iisnt it?

proud coyote
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no but he's had to use a ton of energy

austere granite
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It is

rustic lichen
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Somebody hit me w that stream east please lmao

austere granite
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Woweowow

proud coyote
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LOL

rustic lichen
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goated

proud coyote
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dricus what the fuck was that roll

austere granite
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Hoooly

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R1 for borz

proud coyote
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dude just double rolled

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arman there lol

austere granite
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Ddp acting gay

rustic lichen
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That was a 10-8 maybe?

undone pond
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ddp gotta just use his brute arm strength man. i dont see him winning on points

proud coyote
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how fucking relenetless is khamzat

proud coyote
austere granite
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Comokn

proud coyote
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I think it was 10-9

austere granite
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Cmon borz

proud coyote
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no real damage

rustic lichen
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Khamzat with the Merab approach

austere granite
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Nah he can sub him.

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Just wait

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Hoooly

rustic lichen
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Bro is literally just putting all of his weight on him, that is the most tiring shit imaginable in a fight like this

undone pond
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yeah its over

austere granite
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Punch his jaw

undone pond
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this is just humiliating lol

rustic lichen
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I will say that I think the ref might separate them if Khamzat doesn’t get very offensive w this clinch work

austere granite
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No rule for that

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That only happen in grappling

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Afaik

fading crystal
austere granite
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Ooo

fading crystal
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if you're just clinched doing nothing they will separate

austere granite
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Put he is striking soooo

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But*

rustic lichen
undone pond
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this is EXACTLY like the strickland fight 😭

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sorry whittaker**

austere granite
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No it is not

rustic lichen
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DDP lasted longer than Whittaker so far

fading crystal
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knee the butt

austere granite
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He is the champ, that's normal

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Ddp>whittaker

rustic lichen
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As a Whittaker fan, Khamzat is next level in wrestling considering Whittaker was able to stuff all of Yoel Romero’s takedowns, who’s an Olympic silver medalist.

rustic lichen
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Whittaker has beaten so many murderers

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Like opponent for opponent, Whittaker has beaten far better guys

austere granite
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Lol ddp gassed out

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Dude energy is draining

rustic lichen
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DDP always has his mouth open like that in his fights. He has the nose thing that Gaethje had I’m pretty sure

undone pond
rustic lichen
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I think it’s a deviated septum?

austere granite
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If borz does a takedown r3, he won this

undone pond
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but GOD ddp is resilient.

rustic lichen
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What is Khamzat drinking? That was not water lmao

fading crystal
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it has water in it

austere granite
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Ooo

rustic lichen
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Dude holy shit that is an insane bump to the tailbone on that double leg

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DDP’s knees look absolutely shredded

undone pond
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holy shit, he's super explosive

austere granite
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Din shut up

proud coyote
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khamzat lol

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fucking hell man

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the crucifix is a crazy read

undone pond
austere granite
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Those strikes are powerful rn

rustic lichen
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They might stop this

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DDP has to move here

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Crucifix position strikes have stopped fights before

austere granite
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DONT PAUSE

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Streameast on my nerve

undone pond
rustic lichen
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This might be the very first time we’ve seen the first three rounds of a championship fight be 10-8 scores for the challenger

amber grove
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Chimaev is killing him

austere granite
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KhOooo

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Oooo

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Oooo

rustic lichen
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Oh wow

austere granite
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Come on borz

proud coyote
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the sig strike was on one of the takedowns joe

rustic lichen
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DDP has landed 1 significant strike

austere granite
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Ddp lost already

rustic lichen
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Bro stop talking about RDR

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RDR is so bad

austere granite
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Matter of borz can finish

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Let's hope he does

rustic lichen
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The fact RDR will probably get the first title shot against Khamzat if Khamzat wins this is absurd

undone pond
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ddp needs a miracle of a shot now

rustic lichen
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Unless they do Imavov vs Khamzat

austere granite
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They need to feed khamzat with Sean

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Sean need some good beating

rustic lichen
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Imavov definitely deserves it more considering DDP dominated Sean in the second fight

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Oh nice sprawl

rustic lichen
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Dude holy SHIT lmao

austere granite
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With a japper

amber grove
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What did Du Plessis do during his camp?

rustic lichen
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World class wrestling and weight distribution is something that just can’t be taught

austere granite
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Sudalev was training khamzat

rustic lichen
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Khamzat’s weight distribution is absolutely absurd, it’s the most underrated part of his grappling

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It’s what made Khabib so insane

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He tried a Granby Roll

undone pond
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dragging around such a hude dude like ddp is so impressive for him

rustic lichen
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The fact Khamzat isn’t dead from cutting weight to 170 is a miracle

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Cause dude is way too big

austere granite
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Stopped

fading crystal
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joe stfu

undone pond
austere granite
rustic lichen
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I do wonder who the crowd is booing at this point lmao, Dricus or Khamzat

austere granite
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Ddp

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Chicago is owned by belal

austere granite
rustic lichen
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Like if you’re gonna separate them now late in the 4th round, you should’ve been separating them many times over

austere granite
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One more round

proud coyote
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broke the record for ground strikes landed by more than 100 LOL

austere granite
proud coyote
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yep

rustic lichen
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Dude Khamzat might have better wrestling than Khabib

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On paper at least

rustic lichen
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I can’t think of a single time that somebody has defended Khamzat’s takedowns successfully aside from the Gilbert Burns fight

austere granite
rustic lichen
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Holy crap he finally got a reversal

amber grove
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TOOK TILL ROUND 5

austere granite
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Ooooo

proud coyote
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he fucking tried the gilly LOL

austere granite
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Come on

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2 minutes

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Send Diddy back to africa

proud coyote
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that's his 3rd gilly

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I don't get the standups here

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feel like they're entertainment based

austere granite
rustic lichen
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Goddard is a very inconsistent ref

austere granite
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Come on bOoorz

rustic lichen
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Oh shit

proud coyote
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lol dricus

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oh no

austere granite
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30 seconds

proud coyote
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doesnt have it

austere granite
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15 seconds

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Come ooonnnn

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10 seconds

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5

rustic lichen
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That’s it

proud coyote
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done

austere granite
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LETS GOOK

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BOOOOOORZ

proud coyote
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wow, what a fucking performance lol

rustic lichen
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Wow

austere granite
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HELLLLL YEAAAAH

rustic lichen
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10-8 rounds 1-4, 10-9 round 5

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50-41 scorecard

austere granite
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Every other person in middleweight is easy for borz except imavov

wild ridge
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Literally nobody is beating Khamzat

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Nobody

rustic lichen
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Im totally calling the score is gonna be 50-41

austere granite
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Nobody

rustic lichen
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Is it bad that I think the only person that possibly has a chance of beating him is Ankalaev?

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Imavov isn’t a stellar grappler

rustic lichen
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No base

austere granite
rustic lichen
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Best leg kicker is debatable

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Watch the Ankalaev vs Jan fight

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Ankalaev legitimately couldn’t walk

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He did the chicken dance for 3 rounds QueenKEKW

austere granite
rustic lichen
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Strickland should move down atp

austere granite
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Nah

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I want to see him get beaten by borz

rustic lichen
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He gets starched at light heavyweight and middleweight is getting too deep with talent.

amber grove
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"Fought like an animal" get Rogan off interviews ffs

rustic lichen
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He could size bully people at 170

wild ridge
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Still gonna root for Dricus no matter what

austere granite
amber grove
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Dude got his ass kicked for 5 rounds talking bout fought like an animal

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So happy Chimaev finally has gold

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Love that guy

austere granite
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Same

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Yo happy to see arman

wild ridge
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Not excited for one defense a year tho

rustic lichen
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Realistically I think Khamzat fights Imavov next and DDP fights RDR

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It’s pretty much a given it’ll either be RDR or Imavov fighting Khamzat next

austere granite
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Lmao Bi

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Bo*

wild ridge
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I fucking hate Bo Nickal bro

rustic lichen
# austere granite

I’d be surprised if Bo Nickal ever even touched the top 15 of his division

austere granite
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Never

wild ridge
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Going to bed bro, shit talk a part of my soul

rustic lichen
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Dude when is the JDM vs Makhachev fight gonna get announced

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Like what is possibly taking so long

undone pond
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what did chimaev say abt ddp? i couldnt understand anything apart from "animal" 😭

torpid saffron
proud coyote
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fucking insane lol

wild ridge
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my dad came down and asked me if my guy won, it's so over

amber grove
wild ridge
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you're right, he should've just laid down and gotten submitted, great insight EmotiThumbsUp

undone pond
undone pond
dreamy briar
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We just witnessed khamzat make love for 25 minutes

undone pond
austere granite
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Lol even connor congratulated him

wild ridge
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sucks to see my one of my favorite fighters lose like this, but yeah, what's there to say? Hats off to quite possibly the most dominant offensive wrestler in modern mma

austere granite
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💀💀💀

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22 minutes control time, if Goddard wasn't annoying it would have been nearly 25 minutes

proud coyote
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khamzat definitely had sub attempts

austere granite
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I think he had 3 iirc

austere granite
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😂😂😂😂

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Excited for this

old pond
proud coyote
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dumb

old pond
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I kinda agree with him

austere granite
# old pond

At this rate every piece of media I hear of has peaked in 90s till early 2000s and now everything fell off

old pond
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There was something magical about 2000s and early 2010s football

proud coyote
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everything looks better in retrospect

old pond
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Perhaps

hasty basin
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Saw this too late

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I like both of them so

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Don't mind this result at all

hasty basin
# old pond

Sometimes it's overexaggerated because of just the highlights

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Doue probably has a very impressive highlight reel already just you wait til he retires

mental wind
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the only thing id agree is the wingers thing

rapid yoke
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we’re actually getting relegated from league two fark

noble fractal
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the circus is coming to town today! (Old trafford)

marsh olive
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Newcastle still haven't signed Wissa

thorn hornet
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Trossard today

robust grotto
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If we get relegated I’m definitely leaving this server

dense blade
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Worry about yourselves

plush jungle
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onana is still Manchester united's goalie Crydo

dense blade
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Onana is still recovering from his injury iirc

kind ginkgo
plush jungle
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Oh gotcha

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Looks like he's okay actually

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same with zirksee

dense blade
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Yea he's back but not confirmed to start as a first choice

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I don't think he would start because of the fact that he missed the entire pre season

robust grotto
plush jungle
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gibberish

thorn hornet
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@robust grotto

thorn hornet
plush jungle
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as long as trashnana is goalie anything is possible

dreamy briar
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#COYG

noble fractal
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stuttgart won't win anything anytime soon QueenKEKW

mental wind
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😭😭😭

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@thorn hornet ur still second kek

robust grotto
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@mental wind how’d I do

mental wind
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id have to translate lmao

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whatd ya say

robust grotto
mental wind
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Lunik did u say smth to Laith

robust grotto
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No lmfao well until now

mental wind
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that was some personal insult from him icl

robust grotto
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hope that works too

mental wind
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still dk that but yeah lol

robust grotto
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Hahah fuck it

hasty basin
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6 of my players from FPL play today

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Mmmm

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Come on Igor Thiago

mental wind
hasty basin
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23....

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Whole defence blanked

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Nunes didn't even start

thorn hornet
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Ur wot m8

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Bosnia on toppp

hasty basin
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Saka-Palmer 50 pointer bomba incoming

mental wind
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3 pts

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fairs

rapid yoke
thorn hornet
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Left bro in 2016

hasty basin
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Somebody toucha my harambe?

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Alright

burnt cedar
hasty basin
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Why is that still Chelsea's back 2

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Cmon bro

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Yep of course

dense blade
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Eze is amazing

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Time to break the bank Spurs

mental wind
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EZEEEE

hasty basin
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Fuck you Cucustinker

mental wind
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WHAT A GOAL

hasty basin
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This is why he sucks

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Go back to Euros

mental wind
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i put saka instead but COME ON

burnt cedar
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The worst keeper in the world Robert Sanchez is BACK

dense blade
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Idk why I went with Sanchez in my fpl but for 5m maybe he's worth the risk

burnt cedar
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VAR

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Damn

dense blade
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Woke

burnt cedar
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What reason is that even a foul

dense blade
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This is like the cleanest goal man

hasty basin
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DOESNT COUNT

dense blade
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Crazy

hasty basin
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Guehi's fault

burnt cedar
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That is nonsense

mental wind
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???

burnt cedar
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Are opposition players not allowed in walls???

mental wind
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what the fuck

hasty basin
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Cant go within a distance

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Apparently

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Before the shot

burnt cedar
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Your learn new rules everyday thanks to the premier leagues great officials

hasty basin
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Why is Chelsea building out from the back with those CBs

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This Chelsea backline

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I can't

dense blade
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@plush jungle

hasty basin
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Ref is targetting my FPL players for yellows

dense blade
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It's your fault for going with Reece James in big 2025 bro

mental wind
hasty basin
dense blade
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Chris Wood brace

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This guy man BrookTea

hasty basin
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Inevitable

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Brentford as bad as promised

robust grotto
rapid yoke
noble fractal
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wasn't/ brentford a mid table team? what happened

hasty basin
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Their best player taken from them

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  • their manager
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That's been with them for like 5-6 years?

rapid yoke
hasty basin
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Yeah rinsed

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Well Wissa not yet

rapid yoke
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yeah hes not playing though

hasty basin
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Same with Isak 🙏

rapid yoke
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thats genuinely a championship side icl

hasty basin
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Dango will save them

thorn hornet
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No Onana 😿

ripe yacht
thorn hornet
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Anderson and Sels in my fpl ShanksTroll

thorn hornet
ripe yacht
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Hes worse than onana

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Hopefully he doesnt play 🤞

hasty basin
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It'll be him

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ESTEVAO ON

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Excited to see

thorn hornet
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Interesting

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Timber and Skelly bench

hasty basin
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No MLS huh

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Was thinking of getting him

thorn hornet
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Zinchenko axed

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No Kiwior too

rapid yoke
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no dowman on the bench

thorn hornet
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Calafiori gonna pop his ankle in the first 10 minutes

robust grotto
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Imagine being worse than west ham lmaaaaaoooo

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Brentford in the mud

neat radish
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gonna be interesting

robust grotto
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Love to see it

rapid yoke
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damsgaard out as well for brentford cuz his kid was just born

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missing their 6 best players from last season lmso

neat radish
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Mount starts

robust grotto
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Sucks to be them

hasty basin
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Estevao

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Is so good

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Oh my God

rapid yoke
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mount left wing lmfao

burnt cedar
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It’s fine tho he’s young

ripe yacht
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Sesko amad supersubs to send the gooners back to London 😮‍💨

hasty basin
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Why the fuck is Cucurella in the box

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Everytime he's there he gets bullied

thorn hornet
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Also no Norgaard

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Thats a stacked bench

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Finally

hasty basin
rapid yoke
hasty basin
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Estevao WTF

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😭

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All these Brazilians coming out of that league man

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Ballers and then they just clatter someone with no regard

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IGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR THIAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

burnt cedar
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Why is Nick Nurse in the crowd ffs

rapid yoke
dense blade
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Why is jackson suspended huh

dense blade
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Rooting for him

fringe tundra
dense blade
fringe tundra
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From last season

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Yeah still counts lmaoooo 😭😭😭

dense blade
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I didn't know that red cards from last season counts

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That's actually insane

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Makes sense tho

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Otherwise players would go berserk mode in gws 37-38 with little to no consequences

hasty basin
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Ye

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Gravenberch also

dense blade
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I thought he was injured

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Crystal palace is not easy to beat

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We should've figured that out when they managed to win the community shield against Liverpool

rapid yoke
burnt cedar
hasty basin
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Holy stinker

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43 points only Saka to play

burnt cedar
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Even Thomas Frank loves us

rapid yoke
hasty basin
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Can he get like a cheeky

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3 goals 3 assists

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Pls

burnt cedar
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I get carrying over from the previous season

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But then again why are you even getting a red in pre season

rapid yoke
rapid yoke
sweet tree
mental wind
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no timber and skelly?

rapid yoke
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ARSENAL ARSENAL ARSENAL

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COYG

thorn hornet
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COYG lets do this

neat radish
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COYG

rapid yoke
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country roads take me homeeeeeeeeeeeee

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welcome to the prem zubimendi

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takes an elbow to the chin

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"80 million dollar transfer from real sociedad" okay bud

thorn hornet
#

CALAAAA

noble fractal
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damn arsenal scored

thorn hornet
#

FIRST GOAL OF THE SEASON CORNER

sweet tree
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that goalkeeping

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mama mia

thorn hornet
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Bayindir its time to work for a kebab shop now bruh

sweet tree
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I wouldn't say that's a foul

thorn hornet
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No chance

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Stands

rapid yoke
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RICCARDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

rapid yoke
thorn hornet
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Indirect free kick lol

rapid yoke
#

cala more goals than gyokeres </3

thorn hornet
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Ah fuck

neat radish
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How was that not a foul😭

thorn hornet
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Lol

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Terrible shot

sweet tree
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nice meg

thorn hornet
#

Thats a yellow lol

rapid yoke
#

united free kicks are scary bc half their team are insane at free kicks

rapid yoke
thorn hornet
rapid yoke
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ah shit

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odegaard ass free kick

thorn hornet
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Gyok can you do sum for me

rapid yoke
#

people calling him fat like he didnt run 32kmh this game

thorn hornet
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Calafiori is fast as fuck bro

rapid yoke
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he has so many qualities which you just cannot learn

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ngl im liking this odegaard passing forward more

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looks like zubi is taking the spaces he used to

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so hes forced to go higher

thorn hornet
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Cunha asking for pen after ramming into Raya lol

rapid yoke
#

cunha just feels like he should be a newcastle player

sweet tree
#

kinda shot..

thorn hornet
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Swear this Martinelli guy has mental ret@rdatation

rapid yoke
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eze (not a LW) would change our lives

sweet tree
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living the eze life

thorn hornet
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Madueke even

rapid yoke
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ive not seen a single arsenal fan who doesnt want eze

thorn hornet
#

He's like a chicken with no head

hasty basin
#

Transition offence with Mbeumo looks good

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Now need to figure out the final 3rd x.x

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Everyone's too late

thorn hornet
#

MARTINELLI YOU FUCKING IDIOTTTT

sweet tree
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lol

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awful pass

thorn hornet
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ALL OF THAT SPACE

rapid yoke
thorn hornet
#

Wtfff

sweet tree
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OMGGG

thorn hornet
#

D9rgu

hasty basin
#

Sheesh

sweet tree
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dorgu hits the post

hasty basin
#

What's the united formation

sweet tree
#

I guess it's 343

hasty basin
#

Mount looks late to the attack everytime

thorn hornet
#

Martinelli wondering if he should pass it forward or punt it out of bounds

hasty basin
#

Feels like Mboomo-Cunha up

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Just Mboomo drifts wide a lot

smoky fable
rapid yoke
#

this could be one of the worst martinelli performances

thorn hornet
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So far*

hasty basin
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LOL

thorn hornet
#

WHAT

hasty basin
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Then he tries that

thorn hornet
#

YOU CANNOT DO A BIKE

hasty basin
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Oh shit

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Nahh Cunha

sweet tree
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no angle or power in that shot

thorn hornet
#

Suprise Martinelli didn't break his fucking spine

hasty basin
#

Can Saka do something

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Pls

rapid yoke
#

everytime you guys type in caps i think they scored

hasty basin
#

This united hoofball is nice

sweet tree
#

my fault og

thorn hornet
#

We are so lucky to be up

hasty basin
#

If they could shoot...

thorn hornet
#

Ah shit

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Atleast he's shooting

hasty basin
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Nice

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(Everyone told me he's shit)

thorn hornet
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Tale old as time

rapid yoke
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rice saka and gyok arent in this game yet

thorn hornet
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Playing Cala to accomodate Martinelli and he scores before him

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Almost shit

hasty basin
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Cunha oml

rapid yoke
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cala could 100% outscore fartinelli

sweet tree
#

not bad

hasty basin
#

I like it

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United's attack

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Defence though

sweet tree
#

oh raya had a touch it seems

dim ledge
#

Bigger issue is midfield imo

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Nobody to really hold

hasty basin
#

If united are gonna be a transition team

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They should get a shot stopping keeper

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Donnarumma would be perfect

hasty basin
#

From what I've seen

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Long balls have worked for them

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Just the finishing has been meh

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But yk it's Manchester united so they HAVE to be a possession team

sweet tree
#

this game kinda arse

rapid yoke
#

we're trying to get gyok into the game which isnt working which is also meaning saka isnt in the game

dim ledge
rapid yoke
#

cala is our most dangerous attacker fml

hasty basin
#

This is a perfect transition team

thorn hornet
#

Cala booked

hasty basin
#

Mbeumo looks good at the end of those long balls

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  • you add Sesko to that who's INSANELY athletic and can jump really high
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If you don't have a good holding midfielder just skip over holding the ball altogether

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There's too many problems they'd have to deal with if they want possession football

sweet tree
#

who's dorgu Crossing it too

hasty basin
#

Not enough CBs comfortable on the ball + the midfielder + a keeper

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Even Bruno isn't a possession team midfielder

dim ledge
#

New strikers will be fun to watch this year in general I think

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Already excited to watch more Ekitike

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Or as I like to call him

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Excitebike

hasty basin
#

How did Mount keep that in

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He's actually been solid

hasty basin
sweet tree
#

my god

thorn hornet
#

Ht

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Pretty shit lads

sweet tree
#

ye that was dookie

thorn hornet
#

Haram ball back in menu

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Dude when we got our first corner I was licking my lips like Sukuna

dense blade
#

Not a bad start

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We looked quite fresh

thorn hornet
#

Nelli needs to dissapear bro 💔

dense blade
#

A very unlucky goal to concede that one

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Saliba should get the assist

hasty basin
#

Yeah why else would Amorim buy Sesko if he's not planning to play long balls

burnt cedar
#

Mls or timber on at lb pls NamiPray

sweet tree
#

nelli mightve been the worst player on the pitch

burnt cedar
#

Why’s Odegaard getting interviewed ffs

hasty basin
#

?

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Halftime interviews became a thing?

burnt cedar
#

Let bro rest

hasty basin
#

Oh yeah first game Iraola got interviewed

dense blade
sweet tree
#

seskoffender and doku doku literature club best slander names

dense blade
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Lol

hasty basin
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Seskoffender is why he got benched

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No other reason

thorn hornet
#

Joao Pedrophile had a stinker today

dense blade
#

Doesn't get me excited one bit

hasty basin
hasty basin
sweet tree
#

cunha looked p good ngl

hasty basin
#

I liked Mount

dim ledge
hasty basin
#

Looks like he's giving his all

dense blade
#

That's better

sweet tree
burnt cedar
#

Dorgu was good too

sweet tree
#

they lowkey twins

dense blade
#

Both Cunha and Mbeumo were sharp

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Think we will get a goal second half

dim ledge
#

He's like 2-3 heads taller

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This mf is gonna be massive

hasty basin
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Bro's a giant

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Never gonna pass Mamarda though 😎

dim ledge
#

True....

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Lmao

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A very specific subreddit called Rashford MBE Youngboy

#

Stupid

rustic ore
thorn hornet
#

Send him off ref

thorn hornet
#

Atleast give him a yellow

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Hello Tuchel

neat radish
#

wtf bro

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How on earth was that not even a yellow

rapid yoke
#

cards at old trafford dont exist for man united

dim ledge
#

Halftime interviews are a fucking embarrassment lol

sweet tree
#

well done gabriel

rapid yoke
thorn hornet
#

Martinelli plays football with parkinsons

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Like that one wobbly kitten

rapid yoke
#

10 players

thorn hornet
#

Rice bro

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Havertz and Noni on

neat radish
#

what on earth has Simon hooper been on

thorn hornet
#

Gyokeres and Nelli off

neat radish
#

How have they not gotten a single yellow

thorn hornet
#

If Havertz scores before Gyokeres I swear

rapid yoke
#

NONIIIIIIIIIIIII

neat radish
noble fractal
#

what kind of shit passing was that

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sesko in

sweet tree
#

sesko on

rapid yoke
#

uniteds 3rd season in a row signing a 70m striker

dim ledge
#

If you looked at how many strikers United have brought in in the past decade you'd shit yourself

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I'm pretty sure it's been minimum one each year

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@robust grotto the conversation is back lmao

rapid yoke
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commentator just said theyve spent 1b on strikers and only 2 have scored 20+ goals for them

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since fergie left

sweet tree
#

cunha wow

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how they mess up that chance

smoky fable
#

he tried it

thorn hornet
#

White injured

smoky fable
#

cunha suspecting time wasting

thorn hornet
#

Hooper you gonna let him put his hands on you?

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I wouldn't let that slide personally

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Skelly and Timber on

rapid yoke
#

49 49 lewis skellyyyy

smoky fable
#

oh my goodness

thorn hornet
#

Raya my god

sweet tree
#

mbeumo so close

smoky fable
#

mbeumo got to be sick

dense blade
#

Fucking hell

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This is what you call a Keeper

#

Meanwhile we have got a street dancer in our box

thorn hornet
#

You got 2 and an old man

dense blade
rapid yoke
#

forgot sesko was on lmao

#

battle of the mid

frail berry
#

Even if United are losing the match they look a lot better compared to last season

#

Granted it’s not hard to do that

rapid yoke
rapid yoke
neat radish
#

Sesko blocking raya not called lol

rapid yoke
#

if we play like this the whole season we might not make ucl

thorn hornet
#

Every pass gets fucking cut

#

We cannot do shit

rapid yoke
#

zubimendi rice saka noni martinelli just been non-existent this game

smoky fable
#

what the hell was that

frail berry
#

😭

neat radish
#

we look so awful

frail berry
#

Bro passed to the wrong team

thorn hornet
#

Arteta we had a good run

hasty basin
#

Lol this 1 meter thing

sweet tree
#

this is a good look

mental wind
#

still 1-0?

hasty basin
#

Oh nah Bayindir

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That looked bad

thorn hornet
hasty basin
#

Guess he's fine

thorn hornet
#

Comical

neat radish
#

Put Ethan in at this point

thorn hornet
#

Merino? Oh hell naaah

frail berry
#

When this one meter thing get implemented

thorn hornet
#

Rice off???

#

Kill Arteta now

hasty basin
sweet tree
hasty basin
#

Come on Saka

hasty basin
sweet tree
#

you could see guehi push one of the wall players lol

#

there was a foul, that's what I saw

hasty basin
#

Yes that too but

#

They draw a line away from the wall

sweet tree
#

it was deffo that

hasty basin
#

Where the attacking team can b e

#

So that's a rule break if you cross it

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And Guehi did

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So

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(before the shot happens)

sweet tree
#

he didn't really come out 1 meter out tho

#

that didn't even look like 1 meter

hasty basin
#

It doesn't look like 1 meter to me either

#

But that distance

rapid yoke
#

if we dont get rodrygo or eze we are so fucked

sweet tree
#

it was deffo just a foul

hasty basin
#

Dorgu brah

smoky fable
#

yeah that's a yellow

neat radish
#

Commentator called timber skelly lmao

sweet tree
#

my commentator said havertz will play more than gyokeres

#

hispanic commentators

neat radish
#

well of course raya gets a card

hasty basin
#

Ugarte

sweet tree
#

bad shot

dim ledge
#

Time wasting?

hasty basin
#

🥀

#

Good run in from De Ligt

sweet tree
#

uhhhh

hasty basin
#

Wtf is Arsenal doing

#

Maguire and De Ligt in attack

dense blade
#

CAN SOMEBODY FUCKING SCORE

sweet tree
#

questionable foul

dense blade
#

This shit is so frustrating

#

Dirty ass side

thorn hornet
#

6 mins nah

sweet tree
#

6 mins

hasty basin
#

Thought that was a pen

dense blade
#

Should be more than 10

hasty basin
#

😬

sweet tree
hasty basin
#

They probably did but quickly

dense blade
hasty basin
#

SAKA

#

PLEASE

#

BRO

dense blade
#

Yeah this is over

smoky fable
#

saka just blasted it

thorn hornet
#

SAJA THAT COULD HAVE BEEN GAME

smoky fable
#

oh it was deflected

thorn hornet
#

Nvm blocked

smoky fable
#

never mind

sweet tree
#

de ligt got a touch

hasty basin
#

Saka PLEASE I NEED THIS

#

MY FPL KINDA POINTLESS

smoky fable
#

foul?

#

yeah yellow

#

MLS

neat radish
#

Half the teams gonna get yellows

hasty basin
#

Maguire wide target forward

#

Lets go

noble fractal
#

c'mon yanited

smoky fable
#

nope

noble fractal
#

darn

smoky fable
#

that's it

rapid yoke
#

united resorting to diving every time in the box, how far theyve fallen

smoky fable
#

oh my goodness

hasty basin
#

Ft

neat radish
#

FT I can’t believe I survived

thorn hornet
#

Ggs

noble fractal
#

Hm

#

bit boring

#

at least united was pressing that second half

thorn hornet
#

Nookie had a good chance at the end

sweet tree
#

Raya had 7 saves

noble fractal
#

but some of their passes were so sloppy

rapid yoke
#

it was definitely a game of football

burnt cedar
#

Poor performance but gotta take it

neat radish
#

everyone was sloppy today

frail berry
lavish nexus
#

Simon hooper needs to be banned from refereeing

thorn hornet
#

Leeds next, blimey

rapid yoke
thorn hornet
#

We got 4 yellows and United 1 lmao

burnt cedar
thorn hornet
#

We can't roll up vs Liverpool like this today

#

Everyone was invisible par Calafiori and Raya

burnt cedar
neat radish
#

white was pretty good today

thorn hornet
#

He was, I forgot

burnt cedar
#

If we’re gonna play like this again

#

Then let’s wrap this season up

dense blade
#

Literally steps on his foot

#

You can't make this up

thorn hornet
#

Gyokeres our best forward despite doing nothing, just sheer aura

#

Martinelli needs to be sent to Bangladesh and forget

nimble onyx
molten estuary
#

bro im more sweaty than the players because of this match man😭

nimble onyx
#

I wouldn’t be too mad tho, much better side

molten estuary
#

that shi was terrifying

dense blade
nimble onyx
dense blade
#

Very frustrating

nimble onyx
#

Dorgu really impressed me

thorn hornet
dense blade
#

A lot of positives to take with this game at least, except for the result

molten estuary
#

it was an interesting game

#

although there werent many chances

#

for both teams

#

but yeah this season in PL is gonna be cinema

nimble onyx
#

Sesko also looked promising

#

You guys might be competitive again I’m afraid

dim ledge
#

I have United finishing top 10

#

Think people are way too easily writing them off

#

Granted I still believe they have quite a bit of work to do

#

Especially in midfield

#

Genuinely believe if their defense can stay healthy then it isn't a huge issue

nimble onyx
dense blade
#

If we play like this every week then we can even reach top 5, especially because we are without European games

dim ledge
#

I don't know why you guys aren't in for Baleba anymore

sweet tree
#

they looked good

dim ledge
#

Must be a price thing

dense blade
#

Need Martinez back as soon as possible

dim ledge
#

Because he'd directly inject your midfield with solidity

sweet tree
#

feel like they could've tied, raya made some really good stops

dense blade
#

And a CB

dim ledge
#

Bayindir was also fouled in the box

#

Should'nt have stood

#

Sorry no

#

Other way around lol

dense blade
#

First gameweek and we are already at the end of a very bad VAR call

dense blade
#

But I think that was a goal

#

He needs to do better there

dim ledge
#

Prem is back baby

sweet tree
#

Saliba was getting pushed into Bayindir there, he looked too weak imo

sweet tree
#

.29 xg from open play

#

crazy work

dense blade
#

And it was probably that saka chance at the end

#

They didn't create shit the entire game

amber grove
#

We score 3 against PSG but 0 against Palace ok Enzo

rapid yoke
nimble onyx
#

Glad I didn’t fall for the hype

dim ledge
#

@dense blade how did Bruno look

nimble onyx
#

I know this question wasn’t directed towards me but Bruno looked really good

#

Very involved in everything positive for them