sports

[hasty basin]

No idea 😭

WTF

VITINHA

Bro what is that runup

Walkup more like

[noble fractal]

YES

[sweet tree]

wtf...

[noble fractal]

keep shooting ass

[sweet tree]

wide from vitinha

[hasty basin]

https://gyazo.com/3c4b3dffb15c016c9d2c3cf517978acd

Like

LOL?

[honest umbra]

What was that kick???

[hasty basin]

Wtf

LOL

Bro just powered it in

[sweet tree]

good ass power

[hasty basin]

VDV?

Cbs are good at pens

Tbf

OH

SAVED

[sweet tree]

bruh

[noble fractal]

No

[sweet tree]

good stop

[noble fractal]

why

pls

[crude berry]

I never really liked his pk technique

[hasty basin]

Lmao

I do like Dembele's technique

[sweet tree]

2-2

dembouz can shoot with any foot

[crude berry]

True

[hasty basin]

LOL

[frail berry]

Stuttering in pks is always ass

[hasty basin]

That was s obad

[noble fractal]

tottenham stinker

[sweet tree]

spurs choke

[noble fractal]

another unsuccessful psg hatewatch

[hasty basin]

You genuinely could tell

He was missing though

He was basically crumbling

[noble fractal]

😮‍💨

[hasty basin]

Boom Kang in Lee

Spuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuursy

Fairs good pen

[noble fractal]

pls miss

[sweet tree]

good pen

[hasty basin]

Nuno Mendes...

WHAT A PEn

[sweet tree]

unreal chokejob

[hasty basin]

Everywhere they go....they're spursy

[sweet tree]

spursy were 2-0 up lol

[noble fractal]

Relegate this team immediately

[crude berry]

Nah lmao

What a choke

[sweet tree]

that's too funny

[noble fractal]

kill the committee that kicked out ange

[crude berry]

Arteta sighing in relief

[noble fractal]

arteta will get clowned on for his lack of trophies soon enough

[hasty basin]

Do you guys

See this camera too?

[dim ledge]

It's already been happening lmao

[hasty basin]

Or is it just me

[dim ledge]

Wym

[noble fractal]

which one

[hasty basin]

They're showing some guy

[noble fractal]

i turned the tv off

[hasty basin]

Filming Uefa staff

And it's not even filming straight

Its filming some peoples

Legs

I don't even know what's happening

[crude berry]

Weird fetish but okay

[hasty basin]

Nah he just zoomed in on a guy's crotch

Ok this is getting

[crude berry]

[frail berry]

2-0 at the 85th min and they lose the match

🙂‍↕️

[sweet tree]

😂

[crude berry]

https://tenor.com/view/bring-the-bus-jose-mourinho-mourinho-double-bus-close-the-door-gif-27236673

[hasty basin]

is it just Georgian broadcast or

Do you see it too

[sweet tree]

made the impossible. possible

[hasty basin]

Lmao

[amber grove]

https://x.com/TouchlineX/status/1955739834821001225?t=lUFZlibDXS87pDLDFewnQQ&s=19
😂😂😂😂

The Touchline | 𝐓 (@TouchlineX)

Dembélé got a 9.2 rating on Sofascore after his performance vs. Tottenham. 💫

X · Aug 13, 2025, 9:14 PM

[sweet tree]

didn't think he had a good game until the assist

a g/a helps with the ratings

[honest umbra]

why did he get it?

[hasty basin]

https://gyazo.com/68db35fcfc9fb062b8c7a02cb07825a5

😭 😭

Just filming some bullshit

[crude berry]

Bro bet his house on spurs

[thorn hornet]

Classic Spurs 🥱 could never be my club because they wouldn't be in the final to begin with

[crude berry]

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/lads-its-tottenham-tottenham-hotspur-tottenham-spurs-roy-keane-gif-18914644

[crude berry]

[robust grotto]

[crude berry]

Arteta sleeping good tonight

[simple seal]

Worst penalty kick of all time 😭

He's lucky they still won

[sweet tree]

the run up is so silly

[simple seal]

All that is wrong with penalty kicks

I hate it

Just run and kick the fucking ball ffs

I would ban that shit

[smoky fable]

Only one that nails it is Neymar

That slow stutter step

[smoky fable]

I like that approach. Just smash it

But not like a Harry Kane

[noble fractal]

is this a joke

dembele glazing in ucl is gonna be insufferable 😒

[crude berry]

I would also ban Neymar style of pk

[proud coyote]

crazy, guess he only wants to own teams with a specific sort of logo

[smoky fable]

Literally sitting the stereotype

But not the right company

[robust grotto]

LMAO I didn’t even consider that

“ are you looking to sell your professional sports club? does your logo consist of red, white, and black? well I have the buyer for you!”

[ripe yacht]

😭 https://fixupx.com/TouchlineX/status/1955755884182634925?s=19

The Touchline | 𝐓 (@TouchlineX)

🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Thomas Frank: "Our performance vs. PSG. was a 'special operation'... It was in medical terms. The operation succeeded, but the patient died. So not that good in the end."

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FixupX · Aug 13, 2025, 10:18 PM

[proud coyote]

gave him a leg up over all other potential buyers

running a team with a red white and black logo that's kind of spinny is a delicate operation

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/Lions/status/1955749027116351778

Detroit Lions (@Lions)

Amon-Ra St. Highlight

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FixupX · Aug 13, 2025, 9:51 PM

[dim ledge]

WR1

[simple seal]

Meanwhile in may 1967, Spurs actually winning a cup

[dense blade]

I don't know if I'll be able to keep up with it this year, but I will join it

[amber grove]

Theres a problem

We didn't add Kurt Angle to the equation

[sacred agate]

@amber grove RALLY LFG

[slate lance]

@rustic ore you got the list of teams with the easiest schedule?

[amber grove]

WHAT A GAME THIS HAS TURNED INTO

[willow galleon]

Who is pitching?

They get the ball boy to pitch?

[lyric rune]

lmao i found this

let me get in

[sacred agate]

https://x.com/mlb/status/1955817151677473147?s=46&t=kbV4GU26gpfexAHF8qdBgw

MLB (@MLB)

MICHAEL HARRIS II GRAND SLAM

9-RUN INNING FOR THE @BRAVES!

X · Aug 14, 2025, 2:22 AM

Glad I tuned into the game today this was insane

[dim ledge]

BENVENUTO https://x.com/_pauljoyce/status/1955874824380711034?s=46&t=3dKcjHZdlkLV4G2p09CjnA

paul joyce (@_pauljoyce)

Medical to begin today after Giovanni Leoni given permission to travel to complete Liverpool move.

X · Aug 14, 2025, 6:11 AM

[thorn hornet]

https://fantasy.premierleague.com/leagues/auto-join/4tahy2

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/AdamCrafton_/status/1955891950457880697

Adam Crafton (@AdamCrafton_)

NEW @TheAthleticFC: Chelsea & the club’s players have decided to give an equal portion of club’s $15.5m Club World Cup bonus fund (around $500k per player) to family of Diogo Jota and Andre Silva following tragic death of the two brothers this summer.

https://t.co/recDMPNwME

X · Aug 14, 2025, 7:19 AM

[thorn hornet]

Great gesture

[hasty basin]

[solid dagger]

Konate will join RM, either this summer or the next one

Why does Real have a boner for Liverpool defenders whose contracts are running out

[noble fractal]

cheaper and good?

dunno

[thorn hornet]

@dim ledge whoever wins the FPL this season gets a box of plum rakija

For medical purpose ofc

[thorn hornet]

Madrid's best playmaker btw

[rapid yoke]

i hate when younger people pretend they have no idea how to play games

[hasty basin]

Bro that looked impossible

[dense blade]

Somebody give me the fpl template for this year

What is your team? @hasty basin

[dense blade]

This is mine for the time being

[hasty basin]

I went with triple premium since the prices for like "good" players are so high

[dense blade]

I will 100% make a few tweaks though

[dense blade]

Jesus, no Bruno even after triple premium?

[hasty basin]

Price + position change

[dense blade]

You have no United player in your team... I see

[hasty basin]

Hey I have 1 Bournemouth player only

(I had 3 but 🕊️ )

Got lost in the sauce

[dense blade]

Kluivert is too high

And the defense sucks this year.. so not surprised

[hasty basin]

I had Kroupi Truffert and Petrovic

Kroupi was by far the best for 4.5M

But now Guiu might start for Sunderland so

[dense blade]

You know what Petrovic is actually a good call

I might consider him

[hasty basin]

Petrovic I got because he was only 4.5M lol

[dense blade]

Yeah but Dubravka sounds better at 4.0 as a second

I will see

[hasty basin]

I have Dubravka as my 2nd Petrovic as my 1st

If there was a double 4.0 keeper I'd take it

[dense blade]

Oh btw @dim ledge
On a scale of 1-10 how locked in Frimpong is for the first few weeks at least?

[hasty basin]

Bradley is out for a bit btw

That's why I have him in

[dense blade]

I love this type of shit but yea you need a clear no 1 otherwise wasting transfers on gk suck

[dense blade]

For how many? Till the international?

[hasty basin]

No idea but I think it was at least after September

[dense blade]

I see...

I really wanna make the Frimpong gamble

[thorn hornet]

Lmfao, your team lost a final, maybe it's better to stay off socials for a couple of days 😂

Here's mine btw

[dense blade]

No Haaland, Salah, Bruno, Palmer??

What the fuck is this

[thorn hornet]

Hipster

Good defence is best offence

Nvm this looks shit on paper

[dense blade]

I have only played fpl for one year but even then I know that this is not how it works

[thorn hornet]

Now we ready

[dense blade]

Looks so much better now

I wouldn't bench Pedro though

[rustic ore]

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/45916116/what-nfl-strength-schedule-2025-team-rankings

Towards the top is hardest, bottom easiest

[trim timber]

10 for the Stiller's makes sense. I am awash for the season as long as we don't screw the pooch for the Ireland game against the Vikings

[rapid yoke]

this kit is dreadful

[robust grotto]

Unfortunately we’ve seen worse

But yeah lmao that’s like a car wash advertisement or something

[ripe yacht]

Football heritage 🥹 https://fixupx.com/TouchlineX/status/1955970660922220664?s=19

The Touchline | 𝐓 (@TouchlineX)

🚨 𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪: Arsenal will wear a special Carabao Cup patch next season with a '2' on it, referring to their famous Carabao Cup triumphs in 1987 and 1993! 🏆🏆

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FixupX · Aug 14, 2025, 12:32 PM

[dim ledge]

@thorn hornet repost the teams w everyone, I had to delete bc real name lmao

[dim ledge]

Not

Well. First few maybe as iirc Bradley is injured but

Beyond that idk. I believe they'll share

[thorn hornet]

Atleast it's something

I take it

[robust grotto]

https://x.com/talksport/status/1955931198489858125?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

talkSPORT (@talkSPORT)

🔥 Premier League 25/26 predictions:

🏆: Title winner
🐴 : Dark Horse
❌: Relegated
🤴🏼: Player of the season
👶🏼: Young player of the season
👀: Player to watch
✍️: Signing of the summer
⚽️: PL golden boot winner
👨‍💼: First manager sacked

X · Aug 14, 2025, 9:55 AM

[hasty basin]

Title Winner: Liverpool
Dark Horse: (Idk for what if you mean for title charge I'll say Chelsea, in general Crystal Palace)
Relegated: all 3 promoted teams
POTS: Salah
YPOTS: Palmer
Player to watch: Jhon Arias and Maxim De Cuyper
Signing of the summer: Florian Wirtz
PL Golden boot winner: Haaland
First manager sacked: Scott Parker

[thorn hornet]

🏆 Winners: Liverpool
🐴 Dark Horse: Sunderland
🚫 Relegated: Burnley, Leeds, Brentford
🫅 POTS Gyokeres
👶 YPOTY : Nwaneri
👀 PTW : Reijders
✍️ SOTS: Gyokeres
⚽ Golden boot: Gyokeres
First manager to get sacked: Farke

Kinda biased, I'm glazing Gyokeres hard

[robust grotto]

I have Haaland as my golden boot as well

[robust grotto]

Brentford down 👀

[mental wind]

what the fuck is our 3rd kit😭

[robust grotto]

Car wash advertisement 😅

[mental wind]

literally lmao

[robust grotto]

One thing I appreciate though.. City get that sleeve sponsor to buy into whatever colors fit the shirt

Meanwhile we have that glaring green that sticks out so much

[thorn hornet]

Yeah it's kinda bold

[robust grotto]

I like it tbf, I have them towards the bottom too

Like I’ve been saying, I need as many teams to be bad as I can get

[thorn hornet]

Good for you cuz you have 7

[robust grotto]

I guess I’m over reacting a little though.. like realistically Bowen and Fullkrug should score more than enough goals to keep us safe

[thorn hornet]

But knowing you you will probably end up losing against them and winning against us or Spurs

[robust grotto]

Fullkrug might be the sneakiest FPL option out there ngl

[thorn hornet]

Fullkrug ain't it, bring Antonio back

[robust grotto]

Nah disagree

[thorn hornet]

Why break old habits

[robust grotto]

Man looks like a beast this preseason, he’s the most positive player in the locker room too

[robust grotto]

You have spurs twice lmao

[thorn hornet]

Oh shit

Who am I missing tho

[robust grotto]

Uhhh

[thorn hornet]

Ah fucking Brighton

[robust grotto]

Brighton

[thorn hornet]

Spurs 5th, Brighton 7th

[robust grotto]

9-16 is so tight lmao

Brighton 7 might be too high for me but when you consider Europe for palace and forest.. I can see it

[thorn hornet]

I have a feeling that all of these teams are not good as they seem, they are all questionable

[robust grotto]

United were awful when I saw them

[thorn hornet]

5th-10th fucked with me

[robust grotto]

https://x.com/westham_central/status/1955990382493249561?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Central (@WestHam_Central)

Southampton are valuing Mateus Fernandes at almost £60m.

@ExWHUEmployee

X · Aug 14, 2025, 1:50 PM

Lol

[thorn hornet]

Do they know they are in 2nd division

Will Still needs to realize that he's not on FM/career mode

Last season I became so dissociated with Prem, I forgot what players clubs signed

[hasty basin]

You got us higher than I do and you got Arsenal lower than I do

Let's switch allegiances

[thorn hornet]

Dude you're Bournemouth, you always find a way

[thorn hornet]

Gladly

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1956004557860819086

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

ESPN sources: Chiefs WR Rashee Rice is expected to have his disciplinary hearing with the NFL on Tuesday, Sept 30 in New York. This means that Rice now is likely to be able to play the first four weeks of this season before any potential discipline is imposed for his role in a

X · Aug 14, 2025, 2:46 PM

@rustic ore

[rustic ore]

Should be a good fantasy mid-late round pick

[smoky fable]

Wonder if the chiefs preferred for them to suspend him earlier than midway

[smoky fable]

Yep to that

[rustic ore]

I know I would. Let him be completely healthy the 1st month and start hitting his stride when they’re getting ready for the playoffs

[dim kettle]

https://youtu.be/oU2rR0-3Qfc

[thorn hornet]

Lamela retired wow

[mental wind]

https://tenor.com/view/lamela-lamela-rabona-lamela-arsenal-rabona-lamela-goal-gif-20744192

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/awfulannouncing/status/1956027467765879116

Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing)

Savannah CBS affiliate WTOC had a bit of an oopsie during last night's evening newscast...

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FixupX · Aug 14, 2025, 4:17 PM

[robust grotto]

https://x.com/skysportspl/status/1955982567385006549?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Sky Sports Premier League (@SkySportsPL)

Chelsea and their players have agreed to donate some of their Club World Cup prize money to the family of Diogo Jota and Andre Silva.

X · Aug 14, 2025, 1:19 PM

[inland forum]

spurs 26'

[amber grove]

Best club in the world and it's not close

Never been prouder of my club

[robust grotto]

Must be nice to root for winners

[thorn hornet]

2-1 still

[dim ledge]

Giants should be a cadaver too

[hasty basin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1140489887519346749/1330231043806072832/atrick1.gif

[fading abyss]

football is back tmr

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/szakooker-gif-22033424

[smoky fable]

https://www.ninersnation.com/san-francisco-49ers-news/149056/49ers-promising-rookie-goes-down-with-an-apparent-knee-injury-at-practice

@dim ledge @proud coyote

[proud coyote]

Fucking hell lol

So many injuries this camp

[robust grotto]

You know football is here when the Niners are dropping like flies

[trim timber]

Better dash those playoff hopes now before they get people hyped up

[noble fractal]

No offense but didn't jota's family recieve his salary which is worth millions? could have donated it to ppl who actually need the money...

[robust grotto]

Correct, they did receive that from LFC

[amber grove]

Always a great day when we get a Tree football video

[solid dagger]

Amir Coffey to the Bucks

Not a bad pickup

[thorn hornet]

Maccabi are biggest scums of football

Look at this banner

[dim ledge]

@hasty basin
https://x.com/jacobsben/status/1956094967530840404?s=46&t=3dKcjHZdlkLV4G2p09CjnA

Ben Jacobs (@JacobsBen)

🚨 Brentford are closing in on a £42.5m deal for Bournemouth forward Dango Outtara.

Total agreement not done yet but expected imminently and Outtara keen on the move.

Outtara's arrival will allow Yoane Wissa to leave with Newcastle confident on agreeing a fee.

🤝 @alex_crook

X · Aug 14, 2025, 8:45 PM

[hasty basin]

Yeah this was coming lol

He wants starting minutes and they're giving it to him

42.5m is insane though

I'll take it

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/LegionHoops/status/1956078452190404948

Legion Hoops (@LegionHoops)

BREAKING: The NBA regular season goes as follows:

Mondays: Peacock
Tuesdays: NBC, Peacock
Wednesdays: ESPN
Thursdays: Amazon Prime
Fridays: Amazon Prime, ESPN
Saturdays: Amazon Prime, ABC
Sundays: ABC, NBC, Peacock

X · Aug 14, 2025, 7:40 PM

[dim ledge]

This is a troll post right

[dim kettle]

The new deals with NBC and Prime start this upcoming season.

The tweet is a bit misleading, though. if the post says NBC and Peacock. It means the same game is being broadcast simultaneously.

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/UnderdogNFL/status/1956106193300070656

Underdog NFL (@UnderdogNFL)

Isaiah Bond to sign with the Browns.

X · Aug 14, 2025, 9:30 PM

@rustic ore

Biggest form of irony after he and Judkins resolved their cases against them on the same day

4 players with baggage against women on the same team

https://x.com/isaiahbond_/status/1956105133818781705

isaiah “007” bond (@isaiahbond_)

X · Aug 14, 2025, 9:26 PM

https://fixupx.com/adamschefter/status/1956102904533708888?s=46&t=opS3Md_Vf6yyMMmnT1b3rA

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

The sexual assault case against former Texas wide receiver Isaiah Bond has been no-billed and he faces no further criminal charges, his agent, Damien Butler told ESPN on Thursday.
︀︀
︀︀www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/45980953/ex-texas-wr-isaiah-bond-no-longer-faces-charges-agent-says

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FixupX · Aug 14, 2025, 9:17 PM

https://x.com/danieloyefusi/status/1956087908768555028?s=46

Daniel Oyefusi (@DanielOyefusi)

Prosecutors have declined to file a formal misdemeanor battery charge against Browns rookie RB Quinshon Judkins, a spokeperson for the Broward State Attorney’s Office told ESPN.

X · Aug 14, 2025, 8:17 PM

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-the-frog-muppets-meme-smh-shaking-my-head-gif-16984538577250620315

Browns just doing everything in their ability to get their fans to not be their fans

It’s insane

[dim kettle]

Truly the Tom Brady of this game since 99

[rustic mountain]

I get it is hard to change teams but buddy even the Bengals, who also are in Ohio, did not have this much bs back in the pac man jones era

Id recommend people dump this team. The Browns are absolutely my most hated team in the league

[simple seal]

Yo, ho, yo, ho and a bottle of rum

[smoky fable]

https://tenor.com/view/pirates-pirate-pirates-of-the-carribean-flag-jolly-roger-gif-5875578

[dim ledge]

66🇮🇪

[weak gull]

Not to mention their history as of now definitely puts them in contention for worst

NFL Reddit thrashes them daily atp…and for good reason

The only agreement there

[smoky fable]

Always remember Sam Wyche’s words: https://fixupx.com/HOMAGE/status/1204438205891776514

HOMAGE (@HOMAGE)

Bengals, fans. You haven’t had much this season, so here ya go...
︀︀
︀︀“You don’t live in Cleveland. You live in Cincinnati!” - 30 years ago today.
︀︀
︀︀Pay homage.

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FixupX · Dec 10, 2019, 4:30 PM

[hasty basin]

Dango gone

[sweet tree]

https://tenor.com/view/dango-mitarashi-dango-japanese-eat-anime-gif-10692602

[robust grotto]

Sold?

[hasty basin]

42M

To Brentford

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1956038189799330223

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman)

Wild: CBS accidentally wrote Michael PEN*S Jr. instead of Michael Penix Jr. on live television 😭😭

X · Aug 14, 2025, 5:00 PM

@amber grove

https://tenor.com/view/ron-swanson-parks-and-rec-its-so-beautiful-gif-15644547

[honest umbra]

That’s kinda crazy

[robust grotto]

WHAT

I mean good shit!! But also, to Brentford ?! Woah

[crude berry]

Football is back

[honest umbra]

Barca is on Saturday

hope they can register Garcia and rashford on time

[crude berry]

We are facing mallorca anyway

Easy w

[hasty basin]

He wanted to go sadly

[robust grotto]

Shit. Good fee at least but to sell to a direct table rival stinks man

15 days to get a replacement

[hasty basin]

We're targetting another winger now

Apart from Adli

[robust grotto]

Right now.. it’s looking like WH will have 3-4 academy players on the opening day squad, could have up to 6-7 get minutes throughout the year

[robust grotto]

Good. I have faith in you guys anyway

[honest umbra]

nothing is an easy W

[crude berry]

[hasty basin]

6-7 get minutes huh

I see what kind of a man you are Lunik

[honest umbra]

I can’t believe lunik is into that stuff

[hasty basin]

Even LeGoat is into it chill

[robust grotto]

Smh I know that’s a thing but idk what it means. Gotta remember I’m somewhat old lmao

[marsh olive]

is Isak to Liverpool any closer now

[mental wind]

Lunik:

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-gif-24664106

[crude berry]

🥀

Newcastle are not selling him gang

[marsh olive]

give it 2 weeks

[crude berry]

Bet

[desert palm]

Soooooo true lololol

https://vxtwitter.com/tylerboronski/status/1956131068387471853?s=46

Tyler Boronski (@TylerBoronski)

“Pikachu not going to tear his ACL...Charizard not going to get a DUI.”

Philadelphia Phillies reliever and avid card collector Matt Strahm explains why investing in Pokémon cards is the smart move if you're looking to make real money in the card world.

Full interview with @MattStrahm : https://t.co/BPQoU4gtKI

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Aug 14, 2025, 11:09 PM

[dim kettle]

But Pikachu could miss a season if a coffee spill happens and destroys the card.

[austere granite]

💀💀💀

Also this

[amber grove]

MEET THE METS 2025 EDITION

[hasty basin]

https://tenor.com/view/heiitse-cfc-chelsea-fc-ngolo-kante-matchday-gif-23854211

[mental wind]

PL DAY🔥🔥

[hasty basin]

Marcos Llorente is 30?

Wtf

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/_pauljoyce/status/1956326870972022929?s=46&t=V-FYbVnsgTbrgHav7jZsiw @dim ledge

paul joyce (@_pauljoyce)

Ben Doak has been withdrawn from Liverpool squad tonight for game with Bournemouth.
Bournemouth looking to seal deal of around £25m.

X · Aug 15, 2025, 12:07 PM

[robust grotto]

Prem is fucking back ❤️❤️

https://tenor.com/view/lucas-paquetá-paqueta-west-ham-whufc-premier-league-gif-6355551202317103985

https://tenor.com/view/soucek-west-ham-czech-gif-10065968509168445653

[thorn hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/bukayo-saka-bukayo-saka-arsenal-premier-league-gif-26937838

[rapid yoke]

https://x.com/eurofootcom/status/1956319776080384049 how??

EuroFoot (@eurofootcom)

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 | Bournemouth close to signing Ben Doak (19) from Liverpool. £25m deal for the winger, reports @guardian_sport. 🔴✨

X · Aug 15, 2025, 11:39 AM

[mental wind]

do cdms in fantasy get points like clean sheet?

i heard they were updating that but im not quite sure

[hasty basin]

Midfielders get +1 for cleansheet

They get +2 points if they reach 10 defensive actions

[mental wind]

oh i see

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/jack_gaughan/status/1956344130688127433?s=46

Jack Gaughan (@Jack_Gaughan)

Gvardiol out of tomorrow's game.

X · Aug 15, 2025, 1:16 PM

[mental wind]

legit 2 mins ago i put him in squad 😭

also r those logo thing in fpl ai generated?

[hasty basin]

Yes

This is mine

https://tenor.com/view/utter-woke-nonsense-woke-nonsense-woke-sean-dyche-woke-bs-gif-2819365009893060345

Tried it

[mental wind]

LMAO

good one

[marsh olive]

is this fpl team any good

[mental wind]

doubt that wolves st gonna do shit

[marsh olive]

he wasn't bad last season

and no Cunha now

[mental wind]

ig

team looks fine tbf

[dense blade]

Looks pretty solid

I'm going with Kroupi in fpl btw lol @hasty basin

I really wanted Wirtz in my team because I needed a Liverpool attacker so had to make a sacrifice with Beto

[mental wind]

any tip appreciated im not best at this😭

[hasty basin]

I mean one of the best 4.5 attackers

Top 2 probably

Dont blame ya

[dense blade]

Just go with your gut

[dense blade]

Along with Guiu right?

[hasty basin]

Yes

[dense blade]

I honestly would've gone with Obi (bcoz of my bais) if we hadn't signed Sesko lmao

[hasty basin]

Yeah lol

He was a decent option

[marsh olive]

honestly very good i'm surprised this is affordable

[sweet tree]

lovely friday

[mental wind]

i didnt had vdv at first but hes like 4.5m lmao

[hasty basin]

Yeah for 4.5M he's really good

I went with De Cuyper for 4.5

Personal bias to him

[mental wind]

im excited for tn regardless

[hasty basin]

I am too

I know we'll 99% lose

But prem is back

This is the worst our squad will be this season so

[mental wind]

on the bright side ur getting Doak

[nimble onyx]

💔

[hasty basin]

Yeah by the next matchday there will be incomings

[nimble onyx]

I didn’t pick him tho

[hasty basin]

I was thinking Ait Nouri

I wanted at least 1 city player

[nimble onyx]

I chose 2 Everton players for some reason

[hasty basin]

In 22/23 I had 4 Everton players

When Coady transfered

[hasty basin]

Very unique

Haaland as sole premium 👀

[mental wind]

everton 20/21

triple captained Calvert Lewin, good times

[hasty basin]

Dawg I don't wanna believe in Indykaila cos of some bs he posts but he's actually so early on a lot of news 😭

[robust grotto]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1956369950651625626?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨🌳 Nottingham Forest have agreed personal terms with Douglas Luiz… now pushing to get the deal done soon as talks with Juventus are accelerating.

Juventus’ main option as new midfielder remains Matt O’Riley ⚪️⚫️

🎥🇮🇹 https://t.co/1XI8IelW3J

X · Aug 15, 2025, 2:58 PM

[dim ledge]

https://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/liverpool-fc-complete-signing-giovanni-leoni-parma

@smoky fable @marsh olive @frail berry @lyric rune

Hell wear 15

So @solid dagger you really think he's class?

[dim ledge]

25?????

My God

How do we do it

[lyric rune]

Another Italian joining us 👏 👏

[noble fractal]

ten hag at work

[dim ledge]

Terrorist

[hasty basin]

I really like him though 👀

This

[dim ledge]

I do too

[hasty basin]

And this 👀

[dim ledge]

But £25m is objectively great business

Win win imo

He was never going to start for us with Mo

[hasty basin]

I view him as a higher upside than Dango

Who we are selling for 42

so

I like the deal

[dim ledge]

I think the problem is fitness with him

That, and his style is reminiscent of the old school wingers

[hasty basin]

One thing I learned with the new owner is never doubt the scouting

Yeah I watched some comps

[dim ledge]

But yeah I like the deal

Love most of our academy products

[hasty basin]

Better than our Adli signing anyway

[sweet tree]

first goal in la liga is a gk error

[hasty basin]

I put Girona quite high in preds

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/GoalsXtra/status/1956405899964064052?t=XgdWfXGet9C6mVMtDcZkyQ&s=19

Goals Xtra (@GoalsXtra)

Jorge de Frutos | 🇪🇸 Girona 0-1 Rayo Vallecano
︀︀
︀︀Crazy mistake by Gazzaniga

**💬 2 🔁 7 ❤️ 49 👁️ 3.8K **

▶ Play video

FixupX · Aug 15, 2025, 5:21 PM

[fading abyss]

How cooked am I

[dim ledge]

What the hell is this

[fading abyss]

I js got into fantasy

[dim ledge]

Pro tip, always look at %owned to get a better gauge

This isn't great. You overspent on defense

Typically you want to run 343

[fading abyss]

I can change my team tho right

[dim ledge]

....sorta

[hasty basin]

Hey I overspent on defence

My issue is the rotations

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1956083567089340689?t=F1ziUvzE59DA7t3SU-isnw&s=33

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Vikings HC Kevin O'Connell announced J.J. McCarthy will not play Saturday and QB Sam Howell instead will start.

X · Aug 14, 2025, 8:00 PM

[dim ledge]

Robertson probably isn't really gonna play much anymore

That's Kerkez's position now

[hasty basin]

Vuskovic isn't either sadly

Ait Nouri going into the future is a maybe

[dim ledge]

So 2/4 of your starting defense may pull up 0s

Tonali is a great midfielder

But not a great fantasy midfielder

[smoky fable]

Didn’t even know Sam Howell is a Viking now

Huh

[hasty basin]

With the new rules

Of fantasy

He's "ok"

Way better than he was

But still wouldn't recommend

[dim ledge]

Better options for sure though

[hasty basin]

Then again

Season is unpredictable 👀

[dim ledge]

And then Bowen-Mateta....idk man

West Ham are creatively flat

[hasty basin]

Bowen is the main G/A outlet though

Consistent

[dim ledge]

Versus other ST options? Idk

[hasty basin]

That was the issue for me

The other ST options seemed poo

[robust grotto]

@fading abyss Bowen will score many goals 🫡

[hasty basin]

I went with as cheap as possible

[robust grotto]

Great choice

[hasty basin]

For forwards

[dim ledge]

Joao Pedro will be good idk why people are doubting him

[fading abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-ateez-woosanfleur-reactions-drake-screaming-gif-23885772

[hasty basin]

It's the rotations in UCL

For Pedro

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/denzel-training-day-gif-16743259178450786472

[dim ledge]

I'm quite happy w this

[hasty basin]

Reijnders 👀

Isn't he rotational risk

[robust grotto]

Why the Burnley players?

[dim ledge]

Cheap

Just needed to round out

[robust grotto]

Ah

[dim ledge]

Basically throwaways

[robust grotto]

Got it

[dim ledge]

But they'll prob get minutes

[dim ledge]

Who knows with pep man lmao

[fading abyss]

Now anyone got sites to pirate sports

[dim ledge]

All I know is my city friend said he's someone who, in preseason, was playing all over the midfield and got forward alot

[hasty basin]

I asked my city friend for like who would be least rotational risk

Told me Nunes

Obviously Haaland too

But like that's implied

[dim ledge]

Second season player tbf yeah, well integrated

Btw

Gvardiol not fit for Sunday

Ait Nouri time

[hasty basin]

Yeah

I think in general city will run Gvardiol CB Ait Nouri LB but

I don't trust it enough

I have Frimpong temporarily until Bradley comes back

[dim ledge]

Yep, same

Even then, not sure I pivot to Bradley

I had Virgil in at first, will prob go back to him or Milos

[hasty basin]

I won't change to Bradley I'll figure something else not

Out*

[dim ledge]

I cannot state enough how fucking ready I am to see Wirtz in action

[hasty basin]

Have him as my signing of the season

I would get him but there's so much G/A in that attack

Like on the other players

[dim ledge]

Hes worth a punt imo

At his price

[hasty basin]

That's partly why I went triple premium

[dim ledge]

I didn't get Palmer myself. Went with Bruno

[hasty basin]

The prices are crazy in general

Bruno always gets 16-18 G/A

But I'm scared of him in the deeper role

[dense blade]

I didn't notice it at first but Reece James is such a bold pick damn

[hasty basin]

He's amazing....but injuries

If he's injured he's outta here instantly

[dense blade]

Yeah that's why

[dim ledge]

I trust Bruno idc

[dense blade]

I won't go anywhere near chelsea if not Cucu honestly

[hasty basin]

Kinda bad for UCL rotation too

[hasty basin]

My most hated 6.0M

I will never get Cucurella

What's the 6.0M in the form of

[dense blade]

I had him in my first team

But I decided to go with Sanchez for chelsea instead

[hasty basin]

How good are his defensive actions

G/A isn't that impressive

Chelsea defence sure but there's others

[dense blade]

Cucu is very good at G/As man

[hasty basin]

Idk he had 6 last year lol

In prem

[dense blade]

Probably one of the top defenders for that this season

[dense blade]

Idk every time I saw him he had some contributions

Remember that Spurs game

[hasty basin]

6 in 3k minutes is like alright

But doesn't move me for 6.0

I Have a feeling Frimpong will get more in less and he's also 6

[sweet tree]

this girona GK is hilarious

[dense blade]

Yeah but most of those are goals

5/1

[hasty basin]

That's also fair yeah but again Frimpong 👀

[dense blade]

I just checked and even Ait nouri only had like 11 overall

But only 4 goals

[hasty basin]

Yeah but for...

Wolves

[dense blade]

And no clean sheets

Yeah

[hasty basin]

Getting it into Haaland instead of Strand Larsen

Diakite straight in

Please dawg come back from injuries and the new signings have to get in asap

This is horrible

[dense blade]

Let's hope you don't get Salah'd

Anyone but him

[hasty basin]

It's inevitable

Just because of that Palace game

He'll drop a hatty

[dense blade]

I don't even have him in my team this year

So it's gonna be double damage

[hasty basin]

I have him captained 😭

This is a throwaway match so I don't mind TOO much

I wanna see a fight though

Yeah Pool is with strongest lineup seems

[sweet tree]

https://x.com/2010MisterChip/status/1956412552943947779?t=947ucBHJAvDIyZ3Y_-Bw4Q&s=19

MisterChip (Alexis) (@2010MisterChip)

Los primeros 42 minutos de Gazzaniga en La Liga 2025-26: regala un gol, regala un penalti, es expulsado y concede 2 goles.

X · Aug 15, 2025, 5:47 PM

[dense blade]

Idk why but I feel like it would either be a 4-0 liverpool win or a 1-1 draw with nothing in between lol

[hasty basin]

We can't score against Alisson

Give me Mamarda or I retire

Couldn't score against Kelleher too 🥀

[robust grotto]

Think scoring will be a problem for you?

[dense blade]

All three of them are good tbf

[hasty basin]

As it always is

Again don't read into it THAT much

[robust grotto]

Honestly one of the reasons why I think we’ll be okay is because we’ll score more than others

[hasty basin]

But we were in like top clubs in the world by accumulated xG in the league

[robust grotto]

Like.. who’s scoring for Wolves bro lol or Brentford

[hasty basin]

Evanilson keeps missing easy chances but he's just so good at everything else

Genuinely

[robust grotto]

Feel that, he could’ve scored twice in our preseason game

[dense blade]

Brentford honestly looks very weak on paper this year

[hasty basin]

We'll be so much different in the next game I Feel lol

[dense blade]

I have them on the 15th in my predictions list

Wolves at 16th

And.. West ham at 17

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/the_forty_four/status/1956410352410767474?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

The 44 ⚽️ (@The_Forty_Four)

What do we think?!😭

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Aug 15, 2025, 5:39 PM

I genuinely am starting to think we’re going to be better than people expect

[hasty basin]

Damn dude you're low on Brentford

Anyway I have them 17th

[robust grotto]

I have Brentford relegated

[hasty basin]

Now we just need to find a guy who has them 20th

[robust grotto]

1. Liverpool
2. City
3. Chelsea
4. Arsenal
5. Spurs
6. Brighton
7. Villa
8. United
9. Palace
10. Fulham
11. New castle
12. Bournemouth
13. Forest
    14: West Ham
14. Everton
15. Sunderland
16. Wolves
17. Leeds
18. Brentford
19. Burnley

[dense blade]

Relegation is probably a bit too much

Think they will just sack the manager

[hasty basin]

I don't believe in Sunderland at all

[dense blade]

Get some signings in

And be fine

[robust grotto]

Lost their captain. Lost their manager. Lost 3 players that made up 75% of their goals last season

[mental wind]

Ngl the crystal palace one might be good

[robust grotto]

And the new manager is a first time manager

Brentford down

[hasty basin]

I was high on them last year but in the wrong competition I Guess

[dense blade]

January will be key for them

[mental wind]

But their postion will vary on their conference league run

[robust grotto]

Can’t disagree

[dense blade]

Still don't think they're much worse than the three promoted teams

[hasty basin]

Conference league for the most part is very easy

[robust grotto]

WH will be fine. 17th is too low

[hasty basin]

Thing is

The 17 teams in the prem have just been here for so long now

They have their cores already

Unless something mega happens...idk man

[robust grotto]

Yep. I just don’t know many goals brentford or wolves can squeeze out and that’s why they are so low for me

[dense blade]

United at 11th without Europe?

[hasty basin]

Dawg it's a slow grind

[dense blade]

Are you going down on Amorim sack at Christmas or what

[hasty basin]

I mean if you take it that way 👀

If I wasn't so big on like you can't boom yourself into top spots so easly

Would've had Spurs higher

Too

[dense blade]

Spurs are with UCL man

Doubt they make it that high

[robust grotto]

Who do you support again?

[hasty basin]

Spurs have a ton of players that I think are on each other's level

With Frank's conservative approach I don't see them doing only as well as he did with Brentford lol

[dense blade]

Me? United

[hasty basin]

The staple for spurs was there they scored A TON of goals under Ange they were like top 2 with pool at a point for goalscoring

[robust grotto]

Gotcha, TY

[hasty basin]

It's not a big issue but Ange played such a suicideball that it left the team open

Frank is similar in being more of an offensive minded manager as seen with Brentford

So I Think it's a good hiring in general

The issue I have with united is because of the differences between all the managers you guys hire

You essentially have a team Frankenstein

[dense blade]

The hiring is obviously good

[hasty basin]

This guy works well in this system that guy in that system etc

[dense blade]

But I just don't trust Spurs and the players. I recently even saw some reports of their key players still being injured too

So they'd def still feel the scars left by Ange for some time

[hasty basin]

They're left without Madders but they're used to that by now as for Udogie

Spence has been fantastic

[dense blade]

And then they've got to face 8 guaranteed UCL games... I don't see how they survive that

[hasty basin]

I would have said the same about Villa last season

But they finished with like 2 less points

[robust grotto]

One of Palace / Forest will struggle this year too

[hasty basin]

With a deep UCL run

Palace only issue I Have is CB depth like how do you not have a good CB depth with a back 3

[mental wind]

did yall hear abt what Nuno Santos said regarding his team is not prepared?

[robust grotto]

So I’m not buying any hype on either. Palace, I think, are much better coached but Forest definitely have more flair

[hasty basin]

Yeah lol

That and the issues with Mariniakis

[mental wind]

and Guehi is leaving soon too

[hasty basin]

They're defo not doing the same thing this year

[hasty basin]

They'll probably find someone to replace him but backups won't be great

[robust grotto]

Nah no chance they’ll be as good. Glasner is great though

[hasty basin]

They looked fine last game

[mental wind]

For sure, i wish Gibbs-White found a better club

[hasty basin]

When GUehi went lol

Went off*

Was for like a minute I Think

But

[dim ledge]

Don't think we get Guehi this window

[hasty basin]

[robust grotto]

There has to be a one of the 17 usual teams that have an extra bad year

[hasty basin]

Really?

[robust grotto]

I really do believe that

[dim ledge]

Who's his replacement lol

[hasty basin]

At Palace?

[dim ledge]

Ye

[hasty basin]

That's for them to figure out

Isn't his contract almost up

[dim ledge]

Next year yeah

[hasty basin]

Would lose on a free

[robust grotto]

Tough spot for them

UECL run could be worth losing Guehi on a free tbh

But… the funds would be huge. A lot to consider. Finding a replacement in 10 days won’t be easy, if the decide to cut ties now. Maybe January would be a better spot to decide

[smoky fable]

Are they keeping Eze or no speaking of transfers from Crystal Palace.

[robust grotto]

If you’re Palace.. you don’t know the next time you’re in Europe. Have to take that comp super seriously

[robust grotto]

Spurs are in for him. I read yesterday that Arsenal could be as well but… probably BS

[smoky fable]

Hmmm

[hasty basin]

Wasn't Arsenal the main point of interest

[robust grotto]

Supposedly

https://x.com/_indy___/status/1956380860485181773?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Indy (@_Indy___)

We ain’t winning on Thursday… Look where the refs are from 😭

X · Aug 15, 2025, 3:41 PM

LMAO

[smoky fable]

The money came in

[proud coyote]

Fotios Polychronis???

[smoky fable]

Girona look horrible

[dense blade]

Wait the European games start next thursday?

Weird

That's rough for palace

[hasty basin]

UECL teams always play 1 playoff

[robust grotto]

Playoff round yeah

[hasty basin]

No matter who it is

Chelsea had to too

Imagine they just lose here 😭

[mental wind]

i love when Salah tells them to put his price down in fpl

[dense blade]

Glad I don't watch that shit comp

Unless we finish at the 7th this year...

[robust grotto]

You’ll be lucky if you make it next year

[dense blade]

I'd rather not play in Europe all together

[robust grotto]

Why?

Helps focus on the league?

[dense blade]

Much better than banging my head after losing to xhshydh team from norway at thursday

[robust grotto]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1956419449931649326?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨⚠️ Lucas Paquetá, considering to explore options to leave West Ham this summer.

After difficult 18 months on personal level and now free from all accusations, Paquetá considers fresh challenge as a possibility.

No final decision made yet but reviewing options for his future.

X · Aug 15, 2025, 6:15 PM

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-gif-24664106

We already have the worst midfield in the league

[dim ledge]

His name literally translates to Light Manyyears

[robust grotto]

@dim ledge hahaha idk why but I love it

[hasty basin]

Here we go man

[robust grotto]

Good luck lads!

[dim ledge]

No!

[dim ledge]

Jota tributes :(

[hasty basin]

I thought I saw Robertson for a sec idk who I mistaked him for

[robust grotto]

It’s like a shiny Pokémon !!

[dim ledge]

Wow

You can hear a pin drop man

[hasty basin]

Yeah complete silence

[dim ledge]

Thank you guys

[hasty basin]

I wanna see how Kerkez plays

[sweet tree]

ekitike goal would be nice

[hasty basin]

Love you Petrovic

[dim ledge]

What a save

[hasty basin]

Is the streak of shit keepers over

I don't believe it

[mental wind]

good save that

[hasty basin]

Decent chance

Yeah balkan fuck you guys we have our own Kerkez 😠

[marsh olive]

Ekitike is great on the ball imo

[hasty basin]

If he hit that

With his hand

[sweet tree]

he did

[dim ledge]

He did

Lucky to get off

[sweet tree]

what did the ref even call

ah ok

[hasty basin]

I didn't even see the touch

[dim ledge]

First VAR call of the season and it's already wrong lol

Resulted in this though so I'm okay w it

[frail berry]

That’s how you know the prem we love is truly back

[hasty basin]

I see it now 😭

[frail berry]

🤩

[dim ledge]

Swipes the fingertips Jesus Christ lmao

Wow

Thanks var!

[smoky fable]

Yeah that looked very deliberate

[frail berry]

Bro that ball from Salah

[marsh olive]

that's a clear handball actually

at first i thought it was the elbow

[hasty basin]

First of many

Welcome back to prem

[mental wind]

prem is truly back

[fading abyss]

Bournemouth is lowk winning this

[marsh olive]

we struggle big time without Gravenberch

[hasty basin]

I think you guys are fine still Szobo aint a true 6 but still

[robust grotto]

https://x.com/plettigoal/status/1956430270778782176?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Florian Plettenberg (@Plettigoal)

🚨⚪️🔴 Excl | Nottingham Forest have submitted an official offer for Jamie #Leweling – €20m fixed plus €5m in potential bonuses.

VfB Stuttgart have rejected the offer. He’s not for sale and the clear trend suggests that the 24 y/o German international will stay in Stuttgart.

X · Aug 15, 2025, 6:58 PM

Forest going crazy

[hasty basin]

Dawg Salah just tried to dribble everyone

Sheesh Semenyo

[fading abyss]

Wtf is macallister doing

My goat does not deserve this

[fringe tundra]

Bruh I forgot to captain Salah

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[spice socket]

At least bro styled up for the first game of the season

[mental wind]

lmao

[hasty basin]

I love the new signings so far

[fringe tundra]

Me too

[hasty basin]

Wtf is happening

[fringe tundra]

Slot going all out with transfers

[robust grotto]

Croco is a cherry

[fringe tundra]

And signing for Leoni finished too

6’5 Italian boss

[marsh olive]

https://tenor.com/view/alexander-isak-sweden-gunman-28llock-laliga-gif-22052385

is next

[frail berry]

😭

[fringe tundra]

Isak is coming 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[dense blade]

Why does he look like a swollen Caicedo from his face lmao

[mental wind]

whats up w this

[hasty basin]

Fairs

I have no idea what just happened

[mental wind]

LMAO

[frail berry]

I thought the same that he looked like caicedo

[mental wind]

seemed like smth on managers

[spice socket]

Uhh

[fading abyss]

Ref and slot having a head reflection clash

[spice socket]

I think someone in the crowd being racist?

[hasty basin]

Lmao yeah

[frail berry]

Seemed like it

[hasty basin]

The wheelchair guy

[fading abyss]

Nooo semanyo

[hasty basin]

Of course

[robust grotto]

Smh

[fading abyss]

I love the dude hope he's fine

[hasty basin]

Never ends does it

[thorn hornet]

Lmfao Senesi got so lucky

[marsh olive]

what a challenge Kerkez

[hasty basin]

Why is Kerkez being targetted

[fading abyss]

cheeky backheels from wournemouth

[hasty basin]

Ekitike Diakite battle is peak

[frail berry]

Tike vs kite

[hasty basin]

Tiktiiktik

What is that shot

[marsh olive]

honestly get Guehi in

[fading abyss]

What a ball

Robertson needs some pt ngl

[hasty basin]

Naaaah

[dim ledge]

HUGOOOOOOOO

[marsh olive]

EKITIKE

[sweet tree]

EKITIKE

niceee

[robust grotto]

Oooo-go

[dim ledge]

And the Jota celly

I love you

[fading abyss]

What type of defnse

[mental wind]

nice goal

[fading abyss]

The streak just wont end

[smoky fable]

there's a nice debut goal

[frail berry]

Soooo like

What happens if Nunez in that same position

[fading abyss]

What are we doing chaps

[dim ledge]

HUGOOOOOOOO with another almost

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/GoalsXtra/status/1956440506944385323

Goals Xtra (@GoalsXtra)

Hugo Ekitiké | Liverpool 1-0 Bournemouth
︀︀
︀︀Premier LEague new season first goal by Hugo Ekitiké

**💬 4 🔁 15 ❤️ 96 👁️ 2.4K **

▶ Play video

FixupX · Aug 15, 2025, 7:39 PM

[fading abyss]

Streets calling him the giraffe

[smoky fable]

He's bigger than I thought

[sweet tree]

ye he tall

hes like an inch shorter than isak

[thorn hornet]

GW 1 Semenyo already getting racially abused

Prem is officially back

@robust grotto @solid dagger know you two like Pokemon so I drew this in wplace in my hometown

Ekitike lowkey looks good

[robust grotto]

Shiny Torb goes hard lol

[smoky fable]

He's shown it too on setpieces

[fading abyss]

blue #7 isnt raising the ball

[smoky fable]

I didn't know shiny voltorb was blue

[hasty basin]

Kerkez man

[thorn hornet]

Always does

[fringe tundra]

No way Ekitike scored how was the goal

[hasty basin]

Abusing an elder citizen

[thorn hornet]

One of my faves

[hasty basin]

Shame

[thorn hornet]

Smith?

[hasty basin]

Yep

[thorn hornet]

Get him out of the lineup bro 💔🥀

Smith in 25/26

[hasty basin]

Chill

[fading abyss]

Please semenyo

[thorn hornet]

Where is that mexican guy?

[hasty basin]

He sucks

[smoky fable]

Julian Araujo is not a man you should be starting.

[hasty basin]

He can start in Mexico in September

Molina

https://tenor.com/view/mike-tyson-contract-gif-12557538628345171285

[thorn hornet]

Wait till you find out Electrode is blue

[fringe tundra]

Should’ve whacked him whilst he was at it

[thorn hornet]

I remember when we were after this guy like 3 years ago

[frail berry]

Only 3 mins

[hasty basin]

He was good 3 years ago that's why

[frail berry]

Thought it’d be more with the racism stop

[fading abyss]

Macallister gotta chill

Haven't seen him like this since vs netherlands

[hasty basin]

Wtf even happened there

What a chaotic end

[fading abyss]

PEN

[fringe tundra]

Easy half

[frail berry]

?

[mental wind]

?

which side

[fading abyss]

To Bourn

Tackled mid air

[mental wind]

looked like outside tbf but i didnt see the challenge well

socrates who do u support

[robust grotto]

Yeah! Hang on I’ll show you the shiny card I got lol

[fading abyss]

I'm rooting for bournemouth rn

They're the underdog and I fw semenyo

[robust grotto]

@smoky fable

[smoky fable]

wow. very nice

[robust grotto]

Love it lol

[hasty basin]

I like what I see from our new signings Diakite just needs to fit into the team a bit more he only had 1 training with them lol

Truffert looks as good as was promised

Forgot about Petrovic

Best one

[dim ledge]

I wonder how that distinction between goal scoring opportunity and possible goal scoring opportunity is gonna come up

Because uh

I don't get the difference LOL

[hasty basin]

Was that why it wasn't a red?

[dim ledge]

That's their reasoning

Like he's one on one and commits a foul to retain possession of the ball....how is that not a goal scoring opportunity?

Is Ekitike just going to spontaneously combust as he's running towards goal?

[sweet tree]

it was a red card imo, last man who was likely clear on goal. the HB was intentional

[amber grove]

https://x.com/TouchlineX/status/1956439926007795831?t=-cr1iVUsU4aFf58Fw89JbQ&s=19
Wtf?

The Touchline | 𝐓 (@TouchlineX)

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: This was the moment where Semenyo got racially abused by a Liverpool fan in a wheelchair.

X · Aug 15, 2025, 7:36 PM

[hasty basin]

They always mix up those moments

We had it in another game

[spice socket]

lol just because he was far away from the goal

[hasty basin]

Where the red should have been for us but because it was at HT

They didn't giv eit

But then they gave it to Saliba

So I don't get how it works

[dim ledge]

He's crossing the halfway line, that's a clear opportunity

Distance is irrelevant to anyone with a brain

[sweet tree]

yeah, it will still end up as a 1v1 situation with him and the keeper

prem refs just dumb

[sweet tree]

oh is that what happened

[dim ledge]

Yeah

I didn't notice but now I did

[spice socket]

Well according to the PL it is

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/TouchlineX/status/1956445423264301393

The Touchline | 𝐓 (@TouchlineX)

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: The man who racially abused Semenyo did NOT get removed from the stadium.

He is still in his wheelchair, watching the game.

X · Aug 15, 2025, 7:58 PM

True source?

[dim ledge]

No idea

I haven't used twitter in a year now

[fading abyss]

Doubt it unless they have a video idk how they'd know

[frail berry]

It’s touchline that dude a fraud

[dim ledge]

https://x.com/AwayDays_/status/1956399838309892439

Football Away Days (@AwayDays_)

Wolves have this Diogo Jota tifo ready for tomorrow’s home game.

Looks incredible 👏

X · Aug 15, 2025, 4:57 PM

[hasty basin]

Oof

[robust grotto]

No lol ofc he got pulled from the stadium

It’s England, you get a knock on your door for a Facebook post now lol. They 100%, and very rightly, removed him

[sweet tree]

oh man

[robust grotto]

Don’t buy that he’s there for a second tbh

[thorn hornet]

Flip him over

[hasty basin]

Not just pointing to this instance but

Merseyside and England are very different

[robust grotto]

Yup yup

Well said

[hasty basin]

Nahhh Gakpo

[sweet tree]

great stuff from gakpo

[dim ledge]

CODYYYYYY

[hasty basin]

Senesi is a hole

[thorn hornet]

I have to watch Arsenal on Sunday

[fringe tundra]

GAKPOOOOO

[smoky fable]

wow

nice goal

[fringe tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/man-praying-black-man-praying-black-man-praying-and-crying-man-praying-and-crying-gif-23376408540985609

[dim ledge]

Hugo assist

1-1 on your debut against solid opponents

[hasty basin]

Feel bad for Petrovic

[dim ledge]

Omg Macca

Almost

[robust grotto]

Any goal scoring threat from BOU?

I know it’s against Pool but still

[frail berry]

Need Salah to continue his g/a on opening day streak

[frail berry]

Like 2?

[hasty basin]

Yeah

1st half though

2nd half been all pool

[frail berry]

Smith short as hell

Frimpong just grabs the opponents 😭

[fading abyss]

Did 2nd half sart yet

[spice socket]

yea

[hasty basin]

Frimpong subbed at 59

Alright SLot

[dim ledge]

Mf