sports

[plush jungle]

Skinner with a huge stop

[rustic mountain]

Not something you hear a lot

[austere granite]

zahabi vs aldo is entertaining

[amber grove]

I think Aldo winning rn

OH

HOLY SHIT

[rustic mountain]

McDavid is crazy af

[rustic lichen]

Keep in mind that while Aldo is one of my favorite fighters of all time

He came in 8 pounds overweight

That’s a huge margin in weight

[austere granite]

ELBOOOW

ELBOW

[amber grove]

Yeah Aldo losses

Retire

[rustic lichen]

Aldo i love you but it’s time

[austere granite]

aldo should retire, this is sad

[rustic lichen]

8 pounds overweight on this performance?

Yeah, I love you Jose but it’s time

You’ll always be the King of Rio

[austere granite]

his loss against connor affected him for life.

[rustic lichen]

true but to be fair, one of MMA's greatest injustices is the fact Jose didn't get a rematch.

he had the tenure, he deserved it.

2nd best 45er in history now behind Volk

[austere granite]

they were trying to protect mcgregor at all cost dude

same way they are giving pereira a rematch because they want him to win

[rustic lichen]

well conor went off and fought nate instead of rematching aldo and then right after that, he fought eddie and got lightweight gold

jose got left in the dust, he got his title back but thats when his fights with max started

[austere granite]

yup

that it,

aldo retire

[amber grove]

Prime Aldo finishes that in the start of the 3rd round

[rustic lichen]

he won't fully retire. he's already done celebrity boxing so that door is open

[plush jungle]

is this a buzzer beater dang

[rustic lichen]

aldo will probably become a jake paul opponent

[austere granite]

he should retire ufc

[rustic lichen]

oh definitely

[dim kettle]

AHAHAHAHAHA

[austere granite]

he look like someone who fight to beg for money

[dim kettle]

Fuck you, Oilers. Fuck you

[amber grove]

LFG VEGAS

[plush jungle]

it hits drai's stick

and in

goal

[rustic lichen]

predictions for main event?

[plush jungle]

what a game

[austere granite]

Belal win

[dim kettle]

[austere granite]

and I hope he win

[rustic lichen]

in what way and in what round

[austere granite]

cause he is my favorite

[austere granite]

this might come as controversial prediction, but this is belal chance to finish.

JDM isn't a hard opponent

[rustic lichen]

i've got JDM by TKO in round 5 (mainly because dana said this will determine fights at 55.)

if JDM wins, Islam is moving up

[rustic lichen]

his boxing shouldn't be underestimated. and he could counter gilbert burns on the ground who's got a black belt

[dim kettle]

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[austere granite]

math mma doesnt always work

[rustic lichen]

very true

[austere granite]

HE RETIRED

bruh all judges gave zahabi 10 and 9 for aldo, even tho aldo was clearly winning it

in round 2

😭

[rustic lichen]

if JDM wins, we get Islam vs JDM for the title and Topuria vs Charles prob for an interim/#1 contender fight

if Belal wins, we get Topuria vs Islam and probably Charles vs Paddy/Arman vs Gaethje

[austere granite]

I want belal to win, he can't just get his belt and not defend

also it would be awesome to see GSP wrap the belt around him

[rustic lichen]

i really wanna know why we haven't seen any news about khamzat vs DDP

[austere granite]

ddp isn't injured

the news was fake

[rustic lichen]

oh i know

[austere granite]

tho he will sign

[rustic lichen]

i know he isn't injured i just wanna know why we have no fight news at middleweight

[austere granite]

i guess it has to be july or august

[rustic lichen]

when was the last time DDP defended

[austere granite]

feb

against Sean, literally the most boring card

i watched it while doing exercises at the gym

[rustic lichen]

idk why i thought that happened in like december

[austere granite]

anyway, Zahabi need to come up with new strategy, harder opponents are going to smack him if we are judging based on his performance today.

[rustic lichen]

they always save big fights for july because of international fight week so im assuming some big fight news is gonna come very soon

[austere granite]

international week is june tho?

[rustic lichen]

is it?

swear i thought it was in july

[austere granite]

nah it is june

international week we are getting islam vs tuporia

that's almost signed

[rustic lichen]

dana is weird cause he literally said that the winner of this fight tonight would determine the title picture at lightweight lmao

in a presser interview like

last week

[austere granite]

cause Islam has every right to refuse tuporia fight, he doesn't deserve a title shot.

so, islam probably made his own conditions to accept such fight

high risk low reward

idk what you get from beating tuporia.

[rustic lichen]

the biggest reason i want JDM to win is because i wanna see topuria fight oliveira

will determine if charles is still a championship fighter or if topuria deserves a shot

[austere granite]

tuporia need to go back featherweight if he lost lightweight

[rustic lichen]

agreed

[dim ledge]

i prob wont ever have a legitimate ufc interest but i appreciate that this is the one place I see it discussed where it doesn't feel like watching chimps interact

[austere granite]

better fight is tuporia vs Arman, since ufc is angry at arman.

[rustic lichen]

Arman vs Gaethje?

[austere granite]

hell no.

gaethje is booked for islam, islam deserve this fight more.

also everyone know gaethje would lose that

have you not seen Arman competing in worldwide grappling competition?

[rustic lichen]

gaethje isnt a slouch on the ground either. NCAA D1 wrestler, but i get what you're saying. arman definitely has a strength AND speed advantage.

[austere granite]

arman also refused the fight against Gamrot

is Dana White a doormat?

cause he isn't doing anything.

[rustic lichen]

Arman and Gamrot already fought

In a very close fight

A fight I honestly had Arman winning

[austere granite]

where Gamrot won

[austere granite]

like he is the boss, should just give these fighters a threat or 2 and they will all listen to him

lightweight division the last couple months felt like they own you money.

[rustic lichen]

Arman probably feels like he actually won that fight and I don't blame him. I rewatched that fight and had Arman winning rounds 1, 2, and 3 while Gamrot won 4 and 5.

[austere granite]

robbery happens

[rustic lichen]

Gamrot needs to fight Paddy

[austere granite]

anyway, Khamzat can beat them all 😏

[rustic lichen]

yeah i can't doubt him anymore after he ran through my favorite fighter in rob

[rustic lichen]

"my favorite fighter smokes your favorite fighter" is usually how it goes

[dim ledge]

yeah thats been my experience lmao

powerscaling irl

[austere granite]

the fanbase is bunch of highschool girls, they think they know sport, but only stupid shit come out of their mouth.

[dim ledge]

that is alot of sports tbf

[austere granite]

the reason why tuporia vs islam is getting booked because of the fans being biased against islam, and biased toward tuporia

[dim ledge]

why does the bias against islam exist

[austere granite]

something i discovered on social media is that islam is actually hated.

[austere granite]

ufc unlike fifa and football, was known for being exclusively american sport, meaning that people would cheer for american white fighters (and brazilians too), Islam is a muslim guy from "Russia".

the old ufc consisted of americans and brazilians lol.

reasons why you see people like Sean Strickland being loved, even tho he is the POS personality, cause he is american, and he say stupid shit all the time.

[dim ledge]

Why Islam specifically though? Like

I don't know much but aren't there quite a lot of dagestani fighters?

[austere granite]

comparing to american fighters? no

[rustic lichen]

probably because he's really close with khabib who is hated by every casual UFC fan that got into the sport only because of conor mcgregor.

[dim ledge]

McGregor is a cunt

[austere granite]

there is like 10-20 dagestani fighters in the roaster, and like couple of hunderds from america and south american (esp brazil and some mexico)

[dim ledge]

As if his personality isn't bad enough

His whisky is fucking terrible

[austere granite]

also people liked mcgregor more as a personality, he was the clown with elite trash talking ability.

khabib was the calm dude who stood for his principles.

[austere granite]

they hated khabib too, but now he is the most respected fighter.

[wet linden]

Islam and khabib came into the scene and took over it, some ppl just didn’t like the fact that their stars were humbled and were uncomfortable with seeing people that are completely different to them at the top

[austere granite]

he still get hated tho.

[austere granite]

and russia is america opposition politically, people don't like that too.

[wet linden]

True

[dim ledge]

Well yeah but like

Any American with half a brain knows that Dagestan and Moslem Russians specifically are at odds with the current regime/Russian state as a generality

Not to get political but

[austere granite]

Americans don't know shit

they can't point out their own state on the map, i am not judging all of them tho.

[wet linden]

The thing is, people that have geniune love for the sport regardless of what background the fighter is from, could actually appreciate fighters that come from different backgrounds

[austere granite]

some people do that, and i respect it, but trust me, ufc is a biased sport in the media

[rustic lichen]

i think it's mainly the fact that the general/casual UFC fan doesn't tune into a fight to see predominantly grappling based combat (which is what islam and khabib specialize in.) dagestani fighters have been given a reputation online as "leghuggers" due to their wrestling-heavy styles.

[crisp basin]

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[austere granite]

Dana white never cheered for belal performance against Leon, but he cheered sean performance against ddp, and it was bad.

[crisp basin]

@sacred agate were free

[wet linden]

But then again yeah Americans are known to be ‘in their own bubble’ so it’s expected 🤷‍♂️

[rustic lichen]

we also have to keep in mind that the belal/leon fight was at 5 in the morning in the UK and dana was probably tired.

[austere granite]

he called it "it wasn't a barn burner" literally.

[nimble onyx]

Have I got news for you buddy

[dim ledge]

[austere granite]

how biased you want him to be to shit on some fighters because the fighters don't follow his political/cultural compass.

[rustic lichen]

i mean technically it wasn't a barn-burner because belal dominated leon the entire fight. a barn-burner would've been if it was a competitive super close fight.

and leon won any rounds

[austere granite]

but you know he was shitting on belal.

[rustic lichen]

but he didn't win any rounds lmao

[sacred agate]

https://tenor.com/view/94-new-orleans-saints-the-saints-football-gif-17595006

[austere granite]

if i find the video on youtube, belal said when he was 8-0 in ufc, after he finished one of his fights, they paid him lastly or something cause he carried the flag.

[rustic lichen]

i don't doubt dana dislikes belal at all, i just don't think it's as bad as his dislike towards a lot of other fighters lol. he treated woodley way worse

[austere granite]

I mean

[rustic lichen]

and woodley was KOing people

[austere granite]

i heard he treated GSP badly by not paying him well

so there is that

[austere granite]

you think it is Dana fault, but Hunter is the imu of the story here.

[rustic lichen]

i get that but almost all MMA fighters aren't paid well. i think GSP was one of the first UFC fighters ever to make a million dollars tbh. he admitted so in an interview that he got paid almost 2 mil the second time he fought matt hughes, which at the time for MMA was almost unheard of.

[austere granite]

maybe.

[rustic lichen]

welterweight is also weirdly criticized more than most other weight divisions.

i dont know why

[austere granite]

anyway, all i am saying without judging other fans, ufc has a lot of biased fans, and maybe that okay to some extent only.

[austere granite]

cause belal is level 10, and the rest of division is level 5

aka weak division.

[rustic lichen]

i mean just in general. over the entire history of the divison dana has always been super critical of almost every welterweight champion

and alot of media has done so as well

[austere granite]

honestly, the name of the division is so weird

this and bantamweight

[rustic lichen]

Fiorot just threw one of the most blatant illegal knees I've ever seen

not often you see somebody making Valentina Shevchenko look small

[austere granite]

who is winning this so far? i am saving time for the main event,

[rustic lichen]

38-38

I have tied

Going into the 5th rn

[austere granite]

hol up, sean brady is in the stadium siding with Belal.

[rustic lichen]

what do you mean siding?

like brady is in his corner?

[austere granite]

yeah

[rustic lichen]

LOL

[rustic lichen]

brady should be campaigning for a fight with belal not cornering him

[austere granite]

he called out ian garry.

[proud coyote]

you know

not a horrible fight

only caught the end of it

good for manon's standards

and valentina's lol

[rustic lichen]

i had fiorot rounds 2,3 and valentina 1,4,5

[proud coyote]

I only caught 4 and 5 but yep, had those for her

[rustic lichen]

bruno silva had one of the worst injuries i ever saw in the ufc earlier

[austere granite]

how long until the main event start

[rustic lichen]

co-main just ended so

[proud coyote]

yup saw that one, fucking hell lol

the interview question where he was just like

[austere granite]

i feel bad for people who pay for ppv, they still have to watch the ads between the fights.

[proud coyote]

"you really nailed him with that elbow that caved his skull in, how'd you do that?"

[proud coyote]

honestly, I dunno how many people pay for it at this point lol

just like restaurants and bars

[austere granite]

was that dc?

[proud coyote]

yes lol

[rustic lichen]

gotta be, its him cruz and anik tonight

[austere granite]

i remember he roasted a fighter:

"i think it was a draw"

"but you lost."

[rustic lichen]

predictions for main event? round and method?

[proud coyote]

belal by decision

[austere granite]

belal by KO hopefully

tho he will 100% win a decision.

[proud coyote]

I want JDM to win but he has holes and belal's team is quite good

[rustic lichen]

im calling JDM by questionable TKO stoppage round 5.

[proud coyote]

lol

that'd be chaos

I imagine it'd be 3-1 going in or some shit

[austere granite]

has JDM been tested the last 2 rounds?

[rustic lichen]

JDM hasn't been in the championship rounds i dont think

since he's been in the UFC

his last fight with burns he KO'd him in round 3

[austere granite]

yeah

if he gasses at r3, it is over.

[rustic lichen]

but JDM also had a broken arm

and finished him lmao

[proud coyote]

jdm has the pound for pound funnest name to say in the ufc

[rustic lichen]

curious to see how JDM will look considering his first fight back from snapping his arm is a title fight

[proud coyote]

i catch myself saying it randomly during the day

[rustic lichen]

i think but JDM switches stance more than Dustin does

[proud coyote]

JDM is right handed

but is predominantly in southpaw

so he switches around

[austere granite]

thought you were making fun of his nickname

[proud coyote]

no lol his real name

jack della maddalena

try saying it with an irish accent

[austere granite]

guys, you wanna bet on R3 or before Belal by KO?

[proud coyote]

lmao

[austere granite]

would be the biggest moment for Belal

[austere granite]

pin this until the fight end

[rustic lichen]

i dont know how i feel about this

i might change my pick

[austere granite]

pick Belal

he is 100% winning, it is matter of how

[rustic lichen]

im picking JDM by eyepoke TKO

instead of questionable TKO stoppage

[austere granite]

you really want to see belal eyes poke out harder than that 💀 ?

[rustic lichen]

i just have a feeling that there's gonna be some sort of fluke ending to this fight

[austere granite]

JDM look like a homeless person who want to hurt you for money.

[rustic lichen]

whether its a questionable stoppage or an injury

[rustic lichen]

he looks normal aside from his nose.. that might be the flattest nose i've ever seen

[austere granite]

i think he never got it fixed after that certain fight that got his nose flatlined.

[rustic lichen]

i don't blame him. fighters have nose issues their entire career after they mess it up cause they get hit in the face for a living. usually they just wait until after their careers are over and try to fix it then.

[austere granite]

belal is aura, you could here the boo's but he doesnt give a shit

JDM looks angry af

[rustic lichen]

JDM looks laser focused

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITS TIIIIIIIIIIME

https://tenor.com/view/and-still-undefeated-ufc-bruce-gif-3041716129810018697

Jack already showing big punching power early

[austere granite]

BELAL SHOOT A TAKEDOWN 😭

[rustic lichen]

jack feinting uppercuts from 10 feet away is hilarious

[austere granite]

10-9 jdm?

[rustic lichen]

that was a super close round. honestly that could've went to belal. but jack did seem to land more shots cleanly.

belal looks like he's reading jack really well right now tbh

and he's punishing jack's overextensions really well.

[austere granite]

striking match

he refuse to shoot a takedown

come on belal

[rustic lichen]

Belal is doing well, he’s winning this round for sure

Belal’s right hand is ON IT tonight

[austere granite]

striking match

literally

[rustic lichen]

19-19 after 2 rounds

[austere granite]

belal need to stop being hittable if he want to win decision

fuck

[rustic lichen]

JDMs boxing is art

Like oh my lord

[austere granite]

holy

JDM favourite

-300

what do you think the result is so far?

[rustic lichen]

29-28 JDM

[rustic lichen]

JDM took him down

[austere granite]

he need to change strategy

fuck his head is stuck on winning by striking.

[rustic lichen]

Belal needs to CLINCH

They are both picking up the pace

[slim nacelle]

What is Belal’s chin made of?
He’s eating everything JDM is throwing at him

[austere granite]

belal camp should have been in dagestan

[rustic lichen]

Jacks cardio looks good

[austere granite]

result?

i lost count of strikes

belal need to tko him or ko him

[rustic lichen]

JDM is impressing tf outta me

This is wild tbh

[austere granite]

FINALLY

A TAKEDOWN

[proud coyote]

man

holy shit lol

[rustic lichen]

this is insane

JDM is gonna win this decision

[austere granite]

belal

is winning?

or nah

[proud coyote]

he's trying to grammy roll lmao

he did it

[slim nacelle]

Holy shit

This fight

[rustic lichen]

OH MY GOD

[proud coyote]

nah

4-1 probably

maybe 3-2

[austere granite]

fucck

fuccck

good fight

really more enjoyable than 314

[slim nacelle]

I think 3-2 JDM

[austere granite]

right DC, BELAL IS NOT BORING

[rustic lichen]

3-2 JDM

[austere granite]

belal had 3 successful takedown i think

so let's see how the result goes

[rustic lichen]

All our predictions were wrong lmao

Or maybe not actually

[austere granite]

😭

[amber grove]

I never seen Dana that happy

[proud coyote]

im happy about this but

I really wanted ilia vs islam lol

[austere granite]

islam for the double champ

[amber grove]

DC such a better interviewer

[rustic lichen]

Jack is so tough

And Belal

[austere granite]

bro

this and ank fight were 🔥 🔥

[rustic lichen]

They’re making some solid champions down there in Australia/New Zealand. Four champs from there now (Adesanya, Whittaker, Volkanovski)

[austere granite]

funny that i am from nz rooting for belal

[rustic lichen]

Rooted against Whittaker too lmao

[austere granite]

idc about australians as i care about nz champs honestly, but i love volk

did they not interview belal?

[austere granite]

now islam vs illia is gone, but at least islam is guaranteeing the 2nd belt

[rustic lichen]

that would be an interesting fight. i honestly think islam will keep JDM at distance with kicks and then try to wrestle him if they fight. islam is only an inch shorter than him but JDM has a 3 inch reach advantage

[austere granite]

belal reason for losing is because he let his ego drive him and never constantly wrestled him, which is why he lost, he mentioned in some stupid podcast he want to win standing.

but islam doesn't make stupid promises so he will dive for legs.

[rustic lichen]

JDM wasn't a slouch on the ground this fight, his takedown defense was spotty but he had some good counters/reversals

but Islam's grappling is miles above Belal's

at least I think

[austere granite]

good fight tho, congrats to JDM

[rustic lichen]

don't really know what belal does here to be honest.

[austere granite]

welterweight is a mess tho, very fluid with number of champions it had in short time.

[rustic lichen]

does belal fight buckley?

you think?

[austere granite]

usman vs buckley is already booked for fight night

so no

maybe brady.

[rustic lichen]

i lowkey think belal does to brady the same thing in a rematch.

[proud coyote]

so like

if islam wins

does belal just fuck off?

or do they actually fight

[rustic lichen]

yeah

that's what i mean lol

dunno what he does here

[austere granite]

if islam went to welterweight, belal is done for if he stay in the division

[rustic lichen]

does ian garry have a fight?

[austere granite]

brady called him out before this event

but things will change

belal refused to do the interview

💀

[rustic lichen]

belal and garry were spotted being cool this fight week

so idk

[austere granite]

he was cool with buckley and jdm too...

[rustic lichen]

leon is still ranked number 3 lmao

[austere granite]

well, belal now is No1

and sean is no2

[rustic lichen]

have belal and gilbert fought?

[austere granite]

yes

belal won

[proud coyote]

gilbert is fighting morales

[rustic lichen]

wasnt that cancelled?

or did it just get moved?

[proud coyote]

scheduled to a main event

cause they needed one

[austere granite]

in another news, shavkat is out until 2026

[rustic lichen]

why?

[austere granite]

injured

and in hospital.

he got so weak

[proud coyote]

cause they have to put on a card on nearly weekly

[rustic lichen]

call me crazy

but i think ian garry snipes sean brady

and i dont like ian garry

[austere granite]

wait, is jdm a ranked p4p now?

[rustic lichen]

hes on an 18 fight win streak

i would wager so

[austere granite]

he couldn't finish prates when he had couple of opportunities to that

sean is really a hard match to ian

[rustic lichen]

i really didn't take prates seriously to be honest. that whole fighting nerds camp was due for a loss since they were undefeated.

and a lot of them are so obnoxious except for caio lmao

[austere granite]

if ddp was actually injured, khamzat would take another 0 lol (caoi)

[rustic lichen]

bro i'm so scared for my boy whittaker

[austere granite]

he got booked against riddler

but i am confident robert would win this

[rustic lichen]

just know finding out they're the same age lmao

[austere granite]

2 australian champs in row

i just realised

haha

[rustic lichen]

de ridder has a black belt in judo?

holy crap

[austere granite]

imagine izzy make his comeback in mw and we got 3 oceania champs

would be fire

lol

Ariel Helwani is happy

[hasty basin]

Fuck you Belal

[silk cloak]

steve kerr is an idiot i could coach better

[noble fractal]

wtf happened here

aren't these guys defending champions??? 😭

[noble fractal]

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Out Of Context Football (@nocontextfooty) on X

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müller looks old since 20 lol

[proud coyote]

it's his coloration lol

[honest latch]

He looked beat up last night

[slow violet]

lol dang he got fucked up

[hasty basin]

Got his nose broken early

[proud coyote]

deleting that for squeamish people here lol

[noble fractal]

damn chelsea really doesn't wanna play ucl from the looks of it lol

[nimble onyx]

Lmao yes 🤣

[frail berry]

Why the Chelsea game had to be so early bro I missed it

🕊️

[noble fractal]

missed chelsea getting spanked

[robust grotto]

I wish I went. I was thinking about going

[rapid yoke]

super max dowman with 2 goals again

[robust grotto]

West Ham have not won a single game where they went behind this season

[frail berry]

Forest losing to Leicester

Wowwww

They actually are selling a ucl spot

[robust grotto]

Souček my hero ❤️

[rapid yoke]

imagine showing this to a united fan 5 years ago

[hasty basin]

Bro 💀

[noble fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/hang-suizide-desgosto-suicide-rope-gif-15405316

leverkursen I know you don't care anymore but pls lock in and beat dortmund

[slow violet]

https://vxtwitter.com/Rockies/status/1921396391013745055

Colorado Rockies (@Rockies)

https://t.co/Tj64IJyhzz

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 11, 2025, 2:46 AM

[rustic ore]

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/45094497/miami-lb-adarius-hayes-injured-crash-killed-2-children @dim kettle

[hasty basin]

PENALTY A FAVOR DE REAL MADRID

[noble fractal]

pen for real

[hasty basin]

Tek

[noble fractal]

possible off ?

[rustic ore]

I literally drove past this road on my way home from work yesterday not knowing why the police had the entire street taped off

Just awful

[hasty basin]

Its a pen

Goal

🐢

[noble fractal]

rip

[hasty basin]

I swear Tek gives so many pens

[frail berry]

That was offside was it not?😭

[robust grotto]

I’m thinking about buying a Rockies hat just to give them a little support. Poor guys

Actually the logo looks good in stitched form

[sweet tree]

sczcesny is terrible at those last second sweeps

[sweet tree]

he does tbh

[noble fractal]

apparently not according to vardrid

[neat radish]

My gaffer

[rustic ore]

Dude is literally Zac Efron before the plastic surgery

[noble fractal]

Rip

[hasty basin]

Mbappe

2-0

[narrow vale]

Goalll

Vamos

Var?

Wtf

[noble fractal]

2-0

GOAL

2-1

[hasty basin]

Yep

[alpine coral]

VİSCAAA BARCAAA

[sweet tree]

we aint leaving without a goal

[mild thistle]

2-1

damn

[mental wind]

3 goals in 20 min

we feasting

[noble fractal]

barca might go for 4

[mental wind]

i said 3-0 barca before game but it was 2-0 madrid for some time.

[noble fractal]

They are definitely affected by the ucl loss

but its still barca so they'll do fine

[mental wind]

pen?

no nvm

[noble fractal]

no

[mental wind]

Madrid should be very locked in too

if they lose this, barca basically needs 3-4 pts to seal title

[noble fractal]

yeah if barca wins the difference will be 7 points and one win will be all they need fo league title

https://twitter.com/eurofootcom/status/1921489203617317101?s=19

EuroFoot (@eurofootcom) on X

🚨🇩🇪 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 | RB Leipzig will NOT play Champions League football next season. 🇪🇺❌

It's mathematically impossible for them.

X · May 11, 2025, 8:55 AM

fantastic news

[frail berry]

why my commentator talking about lilo and stitch

[noble fractal]

its a good movie

https://twitter.com/DeadlineDayLive/status/1921271015654719500?s=19

Transfer News Live (@DeadlineDayLive) on X

🚨 Barcelona are working on raising €175m to trigger Erling Haaland's Man City release clause in 2026.

It's being reported that Haaland would prefer a move to Barça over Real Madrid.

(Source: El Nacional)

X · May 10, 2025, 6:28 PM

barca gonna start a gofundme for haarland

[hasty basin]

YAMAL

Wtf

[noble fractal]

YAMAL GOAL

[mild thistle]

damn

nice finish

[frail berry]

nah bruh this kid needs testing

[mild thistle]

"there is no end to his talent"

[sweet tree]

YAMAAAAL

STAR BOYYYYYYYY

[alpine coral]

OH MY GOOSH

what a fucking goal

[sweet tree]

what a goal

[hasty basin]

RAPHINHA

LOL

[noble fractal]

GOAL

RAPHINA

[hasty basin]

WTF

[sweet tree]

took it around Tibo

[noble fractal]

yamal had been blessed by messi

[mild thistle]

omg

[sweet tree]

blessed by the goat

crazy game

[mild thistle]

its over

[hasty basin]

Travis Scott having the time of his life

WHAT ARE THEY DOING

[alpine coral]

over

[sweet tree]

RAPHONHAAAA

BANGGGGGGGGGG

[marsh olive]

LMAO

[sweet tree]

https://tenor.com/view/raphinha-raphinha-barcelona-gif-6218803190568249142

[noble fractal]

we are only 34 minutes in

[marsh olive]

nah these man are horror

[noble fractal]

absolute peak

[mild thistle]

mbappe bocked by his own teammate 💔

[sweet tree]

lol Travis Scott enjoying that

[mental wind]

madrid comeback?

[marsh olive]

why's Travis Scott even there

[mental wind]

they collabed some time ago

[marsh olive]

oh right

[mild thistle]

yamal is younger than 18??

[noble fractal]

bro is 17

[mild thistle]

wow

[noble fractal]

yeah

he was 16 during the start of eurocup last year

[sweet tree]

is that not a red?

[noble fractal]

it should be

last man

[marsh olive]

could've won a UCL before 18

[noble fractal]

truee

[marsh olive]

Inter cooked them tho

[hasty basin]

If Inter win UCL...there's a chance

[noble fractal]

he still got time

he has 2 trophies already anyways

[mild thistle]

madrid better buys him or he will be a thorn in our side

[marsh olive]

for sure already got a Euro before 18

[hasty basin]

What is

Tchouameni even about

[marsh olive]

Yamal is literally next Messi he's not joining Real lol

[noble fractal]

real madrids defense line full of black belts

[hasty basin]

Their defence is so bad

[frail berry]

this is like seeing who can have the wrost defense

[marsh olive]

Ramos ghost still haunts the club

[noble fractal]

they'd hang that kid if he ever went to real madrid lmao

[hasty basin]

Madrid have no plan to get the ball out lol

hey just hoof it

They

[alpine coral]

He is turning 18 i guess

[marsh olive]

Figo 2.0

[simple seal]

BRO

This Barça team is insane man lmfaoooo

[hasty basin]

OMG

Close

[simple seal]

Kamikaze ball

[noble fractal]

damn

[hasty basin]

No genuinely is Tchouameni a real footballer

[noble fractal]

this could have been a banger

[hasty basin]

What the hell was he TRYING to do there

The only thing that would come off it is a penalty

PEN

Pen for Madrid

[noble fractal]

AGAIN

[hasty basin]

Let's see

[alpine coral]

Bro i think that kid will be better than messi

[sweet tree]

Rapha that should be 4

[alpine coral]

He is just 17

[sweet tree]

those Yamal Trivela passes

[hasty basin]

THATS NOT A PEn

[sweet tree]

are a beauty

[hasty basin]

LOOL

[mild thistle]

ok thats a valid penalty

[hasty basin]

?

That is not a pen

[mental wind]

bro

[noble fractal]

he didn't even touch him

he pulls hos foot back

[hasty basin]

Well offside lol

[mild thistle]

oh wtf

[noble fractal]

offside

[mild thistle]

mbappe such a diver

like do these footballers feel no shame

[sweet tree]

that's a dive

lol

[mental wind]

off thank God

[hasty basin]

Who get the yellow 😭

Araujo?

[noble fractal]

i think?

[hasty basin]

WHAT A GOAL

[noble fractal]

GOAL

[hasty basin]

RAPHINHA

[noble fractal]

RAPHINA

[hasty basin]

They are so bad

😭

[mild thistle]

JHAHAHAHAHA

[noble fractal]

bro could still win ballon d'or

[mental wind]

Lmaooo

[smoky fable]

pen or no pen

[mental wind]

i can sense a 5-2 here

No pen

[alpine coral]

I think 7-2 is coming

[sweet tree]

RPAHAAAAA

AGAIN

[mild thistle]

ok its a good thing i have to go get ready
this game is so baaaad

[noble fractal]

I hope

[sweet tree]

4-2

VAMOS

[smoky fable]

That was fast

[hasty basin]

What an el clasico btw

Lmao

[mental wind]

i thought he deserves it regardless of this match

[noble fractal]

madrid had the chance to win the league and bottle it

[hasty basin]

I swear every minuet is something crazy

[mental wind]

but this proves enough

[mental wind]

ur madrid supporter?

[sweet tree]

Vazquez is awful bro lol

[mild thistle]

|| yes||

[hasty basin]

He is awful

Uh oh

[slow violet]

@sacred kite AJ Brown really putting that book to good use 🤣
https://vxtwitter.com/OleMiss/status/1921230888832045282

Ole Miss (@OleMiss)

“Success is not owned. It’s rented, and rent is due every single day.” - AJ Brown
#OleMissGrad25

@Eagles @NFL @1kalwaysopen_ https://t.co/cxtIZvvElt

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 10, 2025, 3:48 PM

[noble fractal]

yeah he's been great. Just saying that his chances are a little lower now that barca didn't make the finals. Dembele is still in ucl afterall

[hasty basin]

Travis Scott 😭

[sweet tree]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[mental wind]

i pray for you , ill ping u when its || 7 ||-2

[sweet tree]

Travis is hilarious

[hasty basin]

He loves it man

[noble fractal]

is travis scott such a big barca fan?

[sweet tree]

I think he supports arsenal

[rapid yoke]

raphinha balon d'or

[slow violet]

https://tenor.com/view/why-huh-but-why-gif-13199396

[rapid yoke]

most celebrities do

[noble fractal]

modric preparing to come in

[rapid yoke]

wouldnt be surprised if they give kroos a 1 month contract

[noble fractal]

lol

https://twitter.com/NoContxtChelsea/status/1921550833755291951?s=19

No Context Chelsea (@NoContxtChelsea) on X

X · May 11, 2025, 12:59 PM

😭

[hasty basin]

4-3

Offside

[noble fractal]

mbappe was off again lol

wtf dortmund is good all of a sudden

[rapid yoke]

do they not have var in ligue 1 how does it happen so much 😭

[hasty basin]

What a half man

[noble fractal]

I need freiburg to lock in next week to deny dortmund the championleague

[sweet tree]

that was fun

[mental wind]

france football has barca bias sometimes who knows

[rapid yoke]

do you think bielefeld will beat stuttgart?

[noble fractal]

depends

we'd have to do an astronomical bottle job but it's possible knowing how much we fumbled lately

[simple seal]

Russian roulette with that high line man lmao

[hasty basin]

The identity

[rapid yoke]

would be historical tho

[noble fractal]

oh for sure

3rd league tier club winning the cup and playing europa is unheard off

[rapid yoke]

imagine they somehow win europa

[noble fractal]

that's a little too much

they'd get brutalized

😭

[rapid yoke]

u wouldve thought they'd get brutalized already though

[noble fractal]

cup is a different thing entirely

[hasty basin]

DFB Pokal has a mind of its own

[noble fractal]

Yep

this is actually a saying in Germany

[robust grotto]

FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE FEBRUARY!! WEST HAM UNITED HAVE WON A GAME !!!

GET THE FUCK IN !!! ⚒️⚒️⚒️

[noble fractal]

even baywrn can fumble against a 3rd league club when its the cup

[smoky fable]

Up the Hammers

[robust grotto]

IRONSSSS

[rapid yoke]

spurs 17th with a +4 gd is hilarious

[noble fractal]

Should have known it would be against united

they don't care anymore tbh

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/homer-lol-the-simpsons-marge-lisa-gif-8714260

[noble fractal]

spurs also lost

[paper dust]

Spurs vs United Europa league final
The memes final

[noble fractal]

they are focused on the finals

[ripe yacht]

We're so fucked next season lmao, scary https://fixupx.com/DznerV3/status/1921581193176215707?s=19

Dzner™️ (@DznerV3)

Are we deadass💔

**💬 8 🔁 10 ❤️ 103 👁️ 5.0K **

▶ Play video

FixupX · May 11, 2025, 3:00 PM

[noble fractal]

0-0 in 120' going to pens

[ripe yacht]

We lost yoro to injury as well 💔

[dim ledge]

Again?

Jesus

[rapid yoke]

how long is heaven out for?

[ripe yacht]

Idk why amorim played him ffs

Hes back in training

Same as de ligt

[noble fractal]

what happened to forest btw

fumbled to leicester 😭

[rapid yoke]

tbh its probably better for forest to get europa over ucl

[mental wind]

is this fr

holy

[ripe yacht]

Spurs refusing to let us suffer alone tho 🫶

[paper dust]

Nah definitely 3-3 with the most hillarious goals

[noble fractal]

https://twitter.com/LfcShaunjudge/status/1921230961007620465?s=19

Shaun (@LfcShaunjudge) on X

Breaking...

Black smoke was seen coming out of the Emirates stadium indicating that no trophy will be won this season again...

X · May 10, 2025, 3:48 PM

[noble fractal]

one of them is going to ucl next year😭

[frail berry]

Yo genuinely

When was the last time Vini had a good performance

[dim ledge]

PR performance for Bdor

[noble fractal]

even that was bad

https://twitter.com/8esart/status/1921225184742129791?s=19

Bes (@8esart) on X

There is space for only one more club name to be engraved on the Bundesliga trophy.

What are they going to do after the 2025/26 season?

X · May 10, 2025, 3:25 PM

wtf

[nimble onyx]

Rodrygo as well

[frail berry]

are these guys even playing on the same team

[rapid yoke]

i think they should switch it to an NFT

like each player gets an NFT

[noble fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/hammer-gif-3284201032904258120

[robust grotto]

No reason to lie my friend

[hasty basin]

Yes and they get a 1 day FREE subscription to learning stock market

1 free day for brainstorming too

[dim ledge]

10 free units of the latest meme currency

[hasty basin]

I am become meme

[dim ledge]

Invest in EunuchCoin

[robust grotto]

I’m so happy we won a game man

[hasty basin]

You know there's living the dream and then there's living the meme

[robust grotto]

Today is going to be a good day

[noble fractal]

My commentator: thankfully gavi isn't in the stadium rn lmao

[ripe yacht]

Oi we're ass, since JANUARY 😭 https://fixupx.com/StokeyyG2/status/1921565183643676967?s=19

george (@StokeyyG2)

Man United haven’t beat a side in the Premier League outside the bottom three since January 26th.
︀︀
︀︀Spurs have not beat a side in the Premier League outside the bottom three since the February 16th.
︀︀
︀︀Both sides compete in the Europa League Final in 10 days…

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FixupX · May 11, 2025, 1:56 PM

This team is not that bad wtf

[hasty basin]

5-2

If not off

[noble fractal]

GOAL

off

shame

https://twitter.com/DeadlineDayLive/status/1921328645513347104?s=19

Transfer News Live (@DeadlineDayLive) on X

🚨 Bayern Munich have agreed to trigger the €60m release clause of Nico Williams and now lead the race to sign the Athletic Club winger.

(Source: Fichajes)

X · May 10, 2025, 10:17 PM

[hasty basin]

Um

Source tier?

[noble fractal]

dunno

is it not trust worthy

[hasty basin]

The transfer news live acc is iffy

From the sources they get

Sometimes it's true but that's mostly with sources such as the athletic or something

No idea what Fichajes is lol

Sheesh Mbappe

[plush jungle]

The meme final

Hopefully United wins it

[noble fractal]

damn

poor ange

[dim ledge]

Neither of these teams give a fuck atp lmao

[rapid yoke]

partey actually trolling

[rapid yoke]

why do all liverpool fans look the same

[hasty basin]

Mbappe hatty

[noble fractal]

madrid goal

[dim ledge]

CODYYYYY

[noble fractal]

4-3 is crazy

real might get its second wind now

[dim ledge]

2-0 BABY

[lavish nexus]

Robertson had his hand on sakas neck but nothing is given???

[dim ledge]

LETS GO

[ripe yacht]

Pool scored again wtf

[dim ledge]

CAMPIONE CAMPIONE

[neat radish]

Fuck my life

[rapid yoke]

odegaard at fault for both goals btw

[lavish nexus]

I’ve just seen the first goal 😭

[rapid yoke]

saliba has been atrocious since gabriel went out

[lavish nexus]

He needs him

[rapid yoke]

like im pretty sure we've conceded once per game cuz of saliba mistake

[frail berry]

Man if only szobo scored that 🙂‍↕️

[hasty basin]

WTF

[neat radish]

NEARLY 3

[hasty basin]

Raphinha

[dim ledge]

Hell of a save Raya tbf

[noble fractal]

arsenal's humiliation continues

[frail berry]

Nah bro I need whoever gets a pass from Salah to just shoot please

🙏

[rapid yoke]

saliba omg

[ripe yacht]

Lol

[sweet tree]

yea should have scored

yamal should have like 2-3 assists lol

[hasty basin]

Um

???

[sweet tree]

ref is ass

wtf

should be a pen

how is it not

[hasty basin]

No pen apparently

[noble fractal]

no pen?

[hasty basin]

Um..............

[sweet tree]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[mental wind]

lmao

istg if madrid scores

[hasty basin]

Endrick in

[nimble onyx]

Bobby🔥

[noble fractal]

transfer to the club they are in right now?

[hasty basin]

I went based off the pics

[dim ledge]

As a Greek idk if pavlidis is that high

[hasty basin]

Pavlidis has been incredible

Almost 40 G/A

[noble fractal]

dunno how was benefica before him

[hasty basin]

I mean they're more in the race now

[neat radish]

Sterling?

[hasty basin]

Than last year

[noble fractal]

guirassy.... when I catch dortmund 💔 💔 💔

[dim ledge]

OH

I thought you meant FROM benfica elsewhere lol

[neat radish]

He’s the best transfer of all time

[dim ledge]

My bad

[hasty basin]

Wasn't in it 🕊️

[rapid yoke]

can we get zubimendi today partey is fucking shit

[frail berry]

Whole crowd boos partey when he gets the ball

I love it here

[neat radish]

Deserved

[noble fractal]

OUT

[hasty basin]

WTF

HOW

[noble fractal]

HAHA

[hasty basin]

Who is Munoz 😭

What is that shot dawgg

[mental wind]

how

[noble fractal]

6 minutes extra time

[hasty basin]

That's off prob

MBAPPE MISSED ANYWAY

Wasn't even off..

OMG

MBAPPE

OFFSIDE

[noble fractal]

MBAPPE OFF AGAIN LMAO

[hasty basin]

Yeah that's off

WHY DID HE HIT THAT

[frail berry]

😭

[simple seal]

Barça games are not for the faint of heart man

Even neutrals cause holy fuck

[hasty basin]

GOALL

FERMIN

[noble fractal]

BARCA

[hasty basin]

Why does this feel

So like iconic lol

That camera is wavy

TRAVIS SCOTT

[simple seal]

Flick first manager to win his first 4 Clasicos?

[mental wind]

FERMINNNN

[hasty basin]

That could be HB

[mental wind]

gg barca la liga

[sweet tree]

FERMINNNNN

STUNT ON THEM KIDDD

[slow violet]

little early to say about mbappe considering the cost to get him

[sweet tree]

LETS GOOO

that was all him

que golaso

[mental wind]

travis lmao

[hasty basin]

Essentialy very cheap for a player like him

[noble fractal]

5-3

[hasty basin]

I get the wages and sign on fee and all

But uhh he's been amazing since that shaky start

[slow violet]

true but i compare it to the bale signing, what that did for them. They having gotten the ROI on mbappe yet

[marsh olive]

Mbappe scored a hat trick and lost

wouldn't be the first time

[hasty basin]

Handball noo

[sweet tree]

goal on your birthday

[noble fractal]

offside

[hasty basin]

I think their defence is the issue lol

[alpine coral]

They won anyways

[noble fractal]

out

its over

[slow violet]

HOW DID HE MISS THAT

[hasty basin]

I don't see Mbappe as the issue at all

[marsh olive]

RAPINHA

WTF

[sweet tree]

lol this ref

pissing me off

[hasty basin]

Legendary el clasico

[slow violet]

wtf is that travis scott?

[noble fractal]

mbappe was fine that madrid defense was a fucking disaster

[marsh olive]

he scored 3 he basically can't be lol

[mental wind]

omff

[noble fractal]

rüdiger injured didn't do them any favors

[hasty basin]

Even in games in UCL or anywhere idk man

[sweet tree]

LETS FUCKING GOOO

[hasty basin]

You can blame Vini more than him

[alpine coral]

6 with the offsides right?

Or 7

[mental wind]

wait shouldnt they give extra minute cus of var

[hasty basin]

He's their 2nd best player imo after Bellingham, some may have him as the best

[sweet tree]

that pretty much decided the league

7 point gap

lol mbappe scored a hatty and lost

crazy work

[simple seal]

Barça is 13-12 on goals in the last 4 games 😭

[sweet tree]

we also gave guirassy a hatty

[nimble onyx]

Didn’t he do that during the supercopa as well 😭

[sweet tree]

no

[alpine coral]

@marsh olive why did u put that emoji i just asked😿😿😿

[marsh olive]

nah i'm just laughing at how many times Mbappe is off lol

tbh I didn't get to watch the whole game so idek how many

[dim ledge]

@marsh olive @frail berry

[sweet tree]

💀

[marsh olive]

lmao

[marsh olive]

didn't get to see the guard of honour I presume they gave one tho

[hasty basin]

Time for Pool Arsenal now

[sweet tree]

what a game

[hasty basin]

What in the world

[sweet tree]

smh I was expecting more goals in the 2nd half

we left off steam

• missed a bunch

Rapha should've had a hatty atleast

[hasty basin]

Yup

They missed 1v1s as well 🕊️

[nimble onyx]

lol idk where I got that from, perhaps I was thinking of all the times he was off

[sweet tree]

ye most likely

he scored a lot of offside goals today as well

[hasty basin]

Btw Mbappe just showed if he is smart he CAN beat that high line

That's all Real Madrid attack needs but man who makes those passes

Kroos is gone, Modric is going

Maybe that's why they got Trent

[sweet tree]

jude can make the pass lol

didn't think he was good in the first half tho, he looked poor

[hasty basin]

He doesn't strike me as that archetype

He's solid defensively and crashing the box

Though crashing the box against a high line is basically a wasteful trait

He's like the Zidane of Scott Mctominays

[crude berry]

1 more win

[sweet tree]

damn lol

[crude berry]

[frail berry]

Bro

Utd lost to west ham

I would say spurs should win the final but it’s spurs

[sweet tree]

I think Ter Stegen should go back to being number 1 next season... tek is a little sketchy in the box lol

[hasty basin]

He will lol

Wait Tek aint retiring?

[sweet tree]

nah i think he's gonna stay with us next season

[hasty basin]

He's not that old but yk...since he retired the first time

Are Barcelona planning ahead for a keeper?

[sweet tree]

doesn't seem like it

[rapid yoke]

rice and timber "ill" so they wouldnt have to give the guard of honour COYG

[neat radish]

Arteta at least keep the scoreline respectable man

[sweet tree]

I wish we did go for an elite keeper but I think we gotta improve depth in other areas

[hasty basin]

Yaakobishvili in goal 😎

[sweet tree]

Peña will likely leave so it'll be MATS and Szczesny as the two keepers

[hasty basin]

2 uncs

[neat radish]

Trossard and Partey blocking eachothers shots

[frail berry]

Bro all I’m saying

[lavish nexus]

We’ve looked so lifeless when playing

[frail berry]

If ter stegen did those same things tek did the fandom would call for his head

[sweet tree]

nah they deffo would

I would as well

szczesny and cubarsi were at fault for the first goal but it's whatever we won

[paper dust]

That handbl on Tchouameni is crazy

[hasty basin]

I feel kinda bad for MATS man

[crude berry]

Classic vardrid

Gets away with anything

[paper dust]

Insane call

[sweet tree]

it's weird they didn't call it but called the fermin one a HB

they both were clear HBs

[hasty basin]

Martinelli header

Damn

[sweet tree]

should I watch that game

[hasty basin]

Lol it doesn't really matter for Pool

I was picking between this and Inter just settled with this

I think Inter got it

[paper dust]

What I dont understand is that viewers get better camera angles than the var

[rapid yoke]

martinelli 2 minutes at cf and he scores

martinelli 2 minutes at cf and he scores

martinelli 2 minutes at cf and he scores

martinelli 2 minutes at cf and he scores

martinelli 2 minutes at cf and he scores

[hasty basin]

Good to see Arsenal plan still works

Gabriel scoring headers 👍

[rapid yoke]

martinelli has 6 goals against liverpool

[slow violet]

FUCK

get your ass up

Flopping mfer

[neat radish]

Not a pen he gets ball

So close omg

[slow violet]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-patrick-boo-gif-1281926785517906930

lol jk

[hasty basin]

Merino goal

2-2

[sweet tree]

merino?

[hasty basin]

Odegaard shot it well for the rebound